The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 107

Episode Date: October 1, 2023

I was just about to quit. Eric keeps saving the show. I was just about to kill myself. Honestly. I had, my girlfriend was out of town and I got bored. Nothing to do. And I was really sucking ass at F-Zero. Like I can't.

That game's hard. I cannot get any of these tracks. I'm done. So I went downstairs and I loaded my gun and I put it in my mouth. Yeah. And then I saw, I put on Nick's show I'm like I might as well Give Nick a couple views

Yeah Give him a couple super chats Before you bite the dust Uh huh And then I I held a gun In my mouth Yeah

And Nick said Oh Eric July's in the chat He really wants to come on For some reason And I said Oh you want to come out Well I'll I'll probably

I'll just you a joke. I'll just kind of cock the gun. And I cock the gun like, he's probably joking that. And then I heard, hey, hey, hey. And I said, no fucking way. No fucking way. Oh, my God. Howdy, partners.

Howdy, partners. Welcome to my stereo store. I'm the guy. I'm Don Cheadle from Boogie Nights, partners. Hello, Nicholas, partner. How can I? Hey, partner. Has anyone ever described a parking lot to you in 40 minutes, partner?

Howdy, partner. My parking lot has so many gates You would not believe So you have like a parking lot in your industrial Oh, howdy Oh, well, let me tell you now A parking lot? No, sirree Designed by Daedalus To confine Cthulhu himself

And you meant a private labyrinth Designed only for vehicles of my sorting Which no mortal may trespass upon Then yes But a public parking lot? Absolutely not, sir vehicles of my sorting, which no mortal may trespass upon, then yes. But a public parking lot? Absolutely not, sir. And you have two gates for three driveways? Oh, I guess if you want to put these in terms of your integers,

sir, partner, partner. Okay, well, in case people somehow have been missing the drama, let's fill them in. Riley. Yeah. Well, we should do it on, we should do it during someone's turn. Right. Let's just start. Okay. Sure. Yeah. That's fair. We're going to get into all the fun here on The Biggest Problem in the Universe!

Welcome to The Biggest Problem in the Universe! The only show that ranks every problem in the universe, from bonus holes to Vito taking control of the pitch document. I'm going to take control. Joining me as always is Vito Gisualdi. That was another point of contention for people. What's that? I got a call from Randy going,

do I need to set up a mediation between you and Dick to make sure everything... I'm like, no, I'm not Maddox. I'm not going to torpedo this whole thing. Everything's fine. He was genuinely... I know, he texted me. He's like, should I have a call? Do I need to call him?

No, It's fine Guys occasionally on this show You know we get into it But At the end of the day Everybody likes each other Music overpowering the voice Thank you

I turned it down I think it'll be alright Point is You know It's good that Dick Didn't work as hard On the pitch as me Because that gives me

More of a chance to shine, I feel. You know? Well, you have something to prove. I do. I have a lot to prove. Something to yourself. I don't have to prove anything to myself. Yeah, you already believe in yourself.

Yeah. I believe in myself. I think I'm good at what I do. I know that. Most things I do, I feel. Okay. Some things I'm still learning. See how you're on your heels already?

I'm learning how to deal with, you know, lazy collaborators, but that's fine. I will just get through that. It's a bit, folks! Come on! I love Dick. You said that after the show. You're like, wow, I really, for no reason you overcompensated and said,

wow, I really played into that bit well, huh, everybody? And Andy Signore is like, I don't think that was a bit really. Not at all. Not at all the way. No, it's just for goofs, you know? Uh-huh. I don't harbor any deep-seated resentments.

If Randy does set up a mediation between us, just don't bring any flow charts. Okay. Did you know that, that Maddox did that? He brought flow charts. When Maddox and I were, when the show was. Did you guys have like an actual, well, was Did you guys have like a Like an actual Well Randy And you guys had like a talk

Or something Yeah cause Maddox Wanted to end the show When I left the wedding With the Yeah Fucking The lady who you put your

Weenus in Love of my life over there If you know what I'm If you can read between the lines Um The sex doll Yeah the sex doll Right

Um Hmm So we had a meeting We had a public meeting At a neutral space Which is a bar, it's not neutral That's not a good idea, shouldn't you do that in private somewhere? Yeah, but no

Because I Maddox was speaking to me In a way I didn't like And I said if he didn't stop I would drag him over the table and beat him until he Did you say that at the meeting? He was in the middle of some point and I said

if you don't stop talking to me like that I'm going to drag you over the table and knock you out Well that's out That's a good podcast rapport right there It would have been an amazing show. Yeah you should have done it on air Well I would have loved an amazing show. Yeah, you should have done it on air. Well, I would have loved to, like we did

last week. Yeah, last week, and we got it all out of the way. And the audience came away going, wow, that Vito's really putting in the work.

And he deserves to be recognized. Okay, I don't see anything about the audio in the chat. Did you say the flowcharts? How did he make a flowchart?

So Maddox was preparing for the meeting and talking to Randy about it. And he said, here, I've got it all figured out. I know how Dick thinks. When he ever has any objections to whatever I say, I'm going to show him this flowchart that I made. And it said, does this help the show? A yes or no. And it was about that.

I've seen a glimpse of it. I tried to steal it, but I've failed at pilfering it. Here's what Maddox doesn't realize is. And Randy said, under no circumstances do you ever show him this clotheshirt. I mean, that is the most idiotic thing. And he also didn't understand. I just shoved it down his throat. When he says, like, is this good for the show?

What he didn't understand is, like, the fighting and the bickering is the best part of the show. Yeah. You just got to rein it in sometimes. If people are, like, going off the rails and yelling and fighting, that's just all good shit, man. What were you saying? I interrupted you. I was saying that it's been a crazy week. Getting messages from...

First of all, I'm getting messages about if the show is ending. I've been saying that all week. Yeah, the show's over. Live show tomorrow. That will be the last episode. I told Sean that even that, I'm not sure. We're not even sure if it's happening. We're not even sure if we're happening tomorrow.

We might not be there. So, yeah, that's happening tonight. We're announcing it tonight, right? We can announce it right now. We can announce it right now. Tomorrow. Wait, wait, wait. Okay.

Go for it. Tomorrow night, we will be at the Deaf Noodles Comedy Club. Yes. In Hollywood. Petto-wood. Don't call it that. When we were there, it is. No, no, no.

What time did we say? Eight o'clock, I think, doors open? Uh-oh. I think the doors open at... If you bought a ticket, it'll tell you. I'm thinking it's eight. I think 7.30 we set up.

Eight. Eight, we open the doors. Once again please Every person who brings alcohol We have to pay the venue 5 dollars Yeah So give all your alcohol

To one guy Randy said he's gonna hand out Cans of beer To everybody waiting in line So they all come in with a beer And we end up getting charged An extra 500 bucks Yeah

I bet Please don't do that I bet he will do that Just say It's funny though It is funny Cost us like 250 bucks Yeah, thanks

Just give 250 bucks away Why not? But it's gonna be fun Also tonight I don't know if anybody's Fun for the whole family Bring your kids Yeah

Somebody's gotta Especially the sexy ones I won't spoil it But we're gonna have A cosplayer showing up I have a secret for you too That I don't wanna spoil Oh, Jesus Christ Riley's gonna to have a cosplayer showing up. I have a secret for you, too, that I don't want to spoil. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Riley's going to be there. I know Riley's going to be there. Fresh on his. I'm honestly, when I saw this total meltdown of Eric July, I got a little bit weepy as though it was my son. I was like, he's done something that I wouldn't have done and couldn't have done. Yeah. This is not more or lesser, but this is certainly unique and it's beautiful.

And I thought he's really, he's got it. He's got it. Riley went from doing something that I was like, well, that's kind of stupid. Like, I get it. It's funny. You know, like, all right. Like the smallest, most inconsequential thing. And then he proved us all wrong because that's all it took to push Eric July completely over the head.

I did want to quickly mention we're also doing a meetup tonight, Friday. I believe you said 8, but we're probably going to still be doing the show at that point. But if people want to show up early, we'll probably. I don't want to be there at the same time as everybody else gets there. Okay. Well, we'll probably be there around like nine. Yeah. Get a little greased up.

At 82, that is in downtown Los Angeles. If you're in the Los Angeles area and want to come hang out tonight at 9 p.m. at Bar 82. Get all the sillies out of your system before I get there. I hope their bonsai run pinball machine is working. It's a notoriously finicky machine. I like the beer one that you tilt. Oh yeah, what's that one called? Beer tilt. It's not called

beer tilt, but I know what you're talking about. Sudzo, it's called. Do you win a beer if you win that one? No. That was the original intention, was if you got it all the way to the top, the bartender's supposed to give you a free beer. Yeah, that's why it's beer themed. Yeah, that was how they... But got it all the way to the top, the bartender is supposed to give you a free beer. Yeah, that's why it's beer themed. Huh. Yeah.

That was how they, you know. But it's impossible to get to the top. Well, that's why somebody keeps sinking quarters into it and making the bar a bunch of money. I need like a game where if you put your glass on the coaster for the entire beer, then you win a free beer. Okay. That's reasonable. I'm sure that'll happen one day.

All right. Here's the. The winners Yeah last week Okay Doing all the work In a group project Wait that won?

Yes it won Shocker Look at that The audience knows Who's making this show happen This guy God damn it I don't have my trombone sound

The fuck just lined up The UK guy They just liked the That's not really a A feather in your cap I feel like it is They just liked the That's not really a feather in your cap They just liked the conflict I feel like they've heard You know and they're like wow that Vito really is Putting in a lot of work

Dick doesn't even Dick doesn't even set up the audio drops Does Vito mean the work he was explicitly told not to do? I said, I'm sure I don't know, Randy. I needed to do it. It needed to be done. Yeah. All right, partner.

If anything's going to sell that show, it's going to be my expertly crafted pitch document. Partner? The UK government. Yeah, sure. Andy with a neighbor, too. Someone else shitting in your hotel room. That's kind of yours, also. I feel like that story could stop being told every fucking time. government yeah someone else to someone else shitting in your hotel room that's kind of yours I feel like that story could stop being told every fucking time

did you learn your lesson though no I'm just if there's a bathroom I'm gonna poop in the bathroom you've learned nothing about all this Eric July stuff no I have story continues that I'm gonna seek out a mythical faraway bathroom culture war criminals yeah Russell Brand he's his rapes are gone now I guess The bonus hole Last place obviously Because the woman brought it in Because no one could I like Steph

She's great Her voice I found to be Atrocious Until it hit a point Where I felt as though It was warm And comforting Yeah once you get accustomed to it

I think at first you're like Accustomed isn't the word I would use, but yeah. Yeah. At first you're like, what is this strange trollish noise? Yeah. Oi, governor! When I ate a jubicum, chip it, chip it, pup! And you're like, I don't understand any of that.

Oi, so in the UK, right? Right? So this reminds me of when I was in the UK, right? Right? I was in the tube taking a lift on a leisure, right? And me mates were down at the bar, right? I was having a chippy down at the pubs, me was. Chippy bit muzzle, right?

Right? Oh, wow. Would you fuck Vito? Oh. Oh. Oh, there you go. I'll kick him in the balls, me will. Not in my worst life, governor.

Oi. Oi, you Ricky Rooney over there. Might be too past your bullocks. I do think a trap some of the guests fall into is like, obviously we neg each other, right? Okay. It's very easy to neg me. Yeah.

Sometimes the guests get like way too addicted to like, oh, this is the let's shit on Vito fun hour. And I'm like, like you can do some of that. But I saw some people in the audience being like, all right, it's a little much when that's the entire. That was you. I saw two of those accounts, and I know that they were both you.

It might be. Going in there. Oh, man. What did I do? I didn't do anything. This episode was really- Oh, did you hear about the time Vito took a shitter in the middle of the fire?

Like, what is that? What are the problems about me? Do your own fucking problem. That's bullshit. Oi! This episode was honestly hard to watch at times because Vito was getting such a nasty ribbing from that horrible

lady. And they want me to be respected and I get that. You're like butters. I'm right there with them. I am like butters. Everybody shits on me and then everybody goes, aw, they should leave butters alone. Butters a little bit, he fucks them over because he's a piece of shit. Yeah. Don't call me a piece of shit. I they should leave butters alone. But then when you give butters a little bit, he fucks them over. Turns into a piece of shit.

Yeah. Don't call me a piece of shit. I was talking about butters. You're saying I am butters. Anyway. Look. Anyway. Anyway.

Okay. Tony from Hack the Movie says, it was a call in, Vito, not a super chat. Your bathtub diet juice is rotting your brain. He's talking about Eric July. Go make a fucking video about some horror movie no one wants to see. Jesus Christ. What's the horror movie called?

Every time I try to watch it. All I have is a YouTube channel, and I'm 35. Oh, no! Your YouTube channel. I'm on a job interview. Get away from me, YouTube channel. That's the greatest horror of all time.

The Ripperverse was trying to start shit. With who? Tony and me. Oh, really? Ripperverse was trying to start shit. With who? With Tony and me. Oh, really? Ripperverse goals posts. Ripperverse goal posts is start shit with everybody. They're kind of quiet. Some people believe Ripperverse goal posts is secretly like working for us, though, because he keeps

posting these clips. Yeah. I was like, oh, that clip's hilarious. That makes me want to watch that podcast. Yeah. He took the fight we had and he added in all this awkward silence oh yeah yeah because like i was like you know yelling but then we were like laughing in between it but if you just cut to like dick fuck you and then it's just you like looking scared and i'm like well that's some editing i tell you i think that that account might be a woman though because the the clip that it froze on on me i look really i look very good

in i don't objectively that's not my opinion so i think that might be a woman running that The clip that it froze on, on me, I look very good in. Objectively. That's not my opinion. So I think that might be a woman running that account. It's funny that our haters have been saying, look, the show's going to end because they hate each other. And I'm like, bitch, this show ain't going nowhere. I'm getting paid. That's all that matters.

Okay. Forence said, Hollywood Vito said it best. Is this your Joker moment? It's my Batman moment. Can I say that? That's a really good line. Andy said, what best Is this your Joker moment? It's my Batman moment Can I say that? Yeah That's a really good line Andy said

What is this your Joker moment? You said It's my Batman moment That's a pretty good quote I'm not gonna lie Which is like Yes It's really a great quote

For so many reasons This is my Batman moment This is when I set Gotham City straight This is when I make the world pay for treating me like this. Thank you. Raphmat said, this lady's voice

is angelic. It's as if Gaia herself is whispering into my ear. I felt that way too after being raped with it. About halfway through the rape, I started getting into it. How do you make money on YouTube? And I go, develop a British accent. Oi!

Oi! Oi, it's head straight. People love that, man. They love it. Cheese 1000. This is the best episode ever since Vito cried. There was a lot of mixed reactions. Some people loved that episode.

Some people were like, I can't listen to it. I'm like, wow. Isn't that the mark of a good episode? You know what? When anyone says, I can't listen to it. I'm like, wow. Isn't that the mark of a good episode? You know what? When anyone says, I've been a fan for a long time, when they say, this is the first episode I didn't finish, I'm like, man, you motherfucker. Why don't you shut the fuck up? Just say you didn't like it.

You don't need to be so specific. Dude, some of our fans are like, I'm like, do you like the show or do you just like complaining about the show? Because I posted, I was like, Andy Signore. That's what they pay for. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I figured that out very early.

Ahead of time, I posted, I'm like, oh, this week Andy Signore is coming on the show. And they go, who the fuck is this? Some nobody fucking thing. I'm like, he's been on the show before. You've already heard him on the show. You know who he is. He's a friend of mine. I've known him for 10 years. He's got like almost a million YouTube. You know who he is. He's a friend of mine

That's the other thing is I go these guys like a million YouTube subscribers course we're gonna have him on the fucking show Yeah, you want the show to grow or not? You know what? Let's just bring on like homeless people and they get shit on themselves like what do you want? We're trying to grow the show we have to bring on people want people to be mad to be mean to you Yeah, I guess just hire professional, you know, women. I can't say that word. I'm in.

Kick me in the balls for two hours. Okay. Hutch Hutchinson says, you guys better hope Eric July doesn't pull up now that you revealed the address of the meetup. I'm still watching Nick's stream with Eric, and I'm laughing out loud,

and there's still 40 minutes of Eric left. I'm really hoping someone doesn't come and tape money to the door of the... My car. Yeah. Don't do that, whatever you do. Please don't tape $50 to the door of my car, my private car.

You see what it is? My private car with a giant logo on it. This is my private logo on it. What it is way. Well, you see what it is, Vito, is what it is is I just have this assault what it is money. What it is burning a hole in my wallet. What it is. Yeah.

They're all like, what if I to your your house and did that i'm like my house doesn't have a giant picture of my face on the front of it you know people have come to my house i don't like it that's the other thing my house one was a joker and i opened the door and then close like all right you know get out of here uh that's not like a warehouse like if you had a public facingfacing business and someone came along. I have the same reaction either way. I get it. You'd go, yeah, all right.

You're trying to fuck with me. All right. I think you're kind of. You're retarded. Have fun. And then the second guy, then he sent me like a thousand DMs in a row on Twitter that was about like how murder is a way of becoming one with somebody and that he's always known me for

a long time. And I checked the security cameras and he was waiting in the neighbor's yard for about 20 minutes before he energized himself to knock on the door. So I called the cops and said, hey, I'm just letting you guys know because next time you got to like get this guy some help or something. Then he got in the discord and then he got back on meds. Oh, so now he's a happy guy? Well, he has a wife and kids, so I wouldn't say happy, but... Then he got in the Discord and then he got back on meds. Because the guys were talking to him. Now he's fine.

Now he's a happy guy? Well, he has a wife and kids, so I wouldn't say happy, but... But he's not coming to your house and... He's not coming to our house. ...standing weirdly outside for 20 minutes? Yeah. That's the goal. Well, I guess that's...

Well, that'll bring us into something in a second. Do you want to do one of my favorite segments real quick? Oh, yeah. Sure. Guys, you gotta... You're gonna go to Biggest Problem Nut Show. I want to do one of my favorite segments real quick. Oh, yeah. Sure. All right. Guys, you got to vote it up. You're going to go to Biggest Problems. That's your way.

You're going to vote up all the problems. Vito says what he wants you to hear. But to be fair, I just don't believe it. Vote it up with me. Oh, yeah. Vote it up with me tonight. Go to the website and vote on all the problems or vito will kill your family yes yes yes i'll kill your fucking family uh guys i just had to do a quick

one here i just got one for you but i felt like it was relevant, episode 104 not very far behind us. You may remember a problem called lack of term limits where we talked about how some of these Congress people need to get out. Can you not spoil the fucking... You know, like I got a whole thing

and it's got a rhythm to it. Boring. Fuck you. As I was gonna say One congresswoman Apparently took my advice to heart And has exited her office That is U.S. Senator Diane Feinstein of California

Burn in hell you Centrist Democrat Dumb bitch Champion of liberal causes Who was elected to the Senate In 1992 And broke gender barriers Throughout her long career

In politics Get fucked Get raped by Satan. Jesus Christ. I didn't expect this reaction. Why? Politicians. Fuck them all.

She has died at the age of 90, Dick. Aha. Roast her ass. I'm going to believe in God as hard as I can so there's a hell where she can get raped by demons. I don't want her to get raped by demons. I'm manifesting a hell. Jesus Christ.

We're never getting a TV show. Why? Because they're going to play this fucking clip. Because of the rape part? Yes. You can't say that shit. You can't say that. Just kidding. Alright. In Minecraft. Feinstein died Thursday night.

She's not in hell and she's not being raped Fucking Christ Feinstein died on Thursday night At her home in Washington D.C. On the Senate floor Majority leader Chuck Schumer said We've lost a giant in the Senate A giant whore

She molested me I went to Washington D.C. on a school trip Stop it And she said hey little boy I was wearing a NASA Shirt I was wearing a space shuttle shirt 1992 I was 12 and a hat A space hat and she said hey little boy

How'd you like to get in the space program How'd you like to be an astronaut And then I went into her office and she said just stick your hand In this curtain and I felt something warm and gooey Jesus fucking And then she pulled off the blanket and it was my arm was up her pussy. And she started...

As the nation mourns this tremendous loss, we know how many lives she impacted and how many glass ceilings she shattered along the way. She raped me. When I was a little boy. What? Lack of term limits is currently number 230 with 248 votes interestingly enough tied with

space tourists arms into my shirt. Dianne Feinstein. R.I.P. That's a rape and peace whore. Man! Fucking government, man. Talk about the government.

Talk about raping and whatever the fuck this is. He's a real bad guy Not anymore apparently Jesus Okay well RIP Diane Feinstein I'm the winner Yeah you're the winner I'm the winner

Fantastic Guys there's a certain state in the union Which we gotta talk about Okay Stay where everything's a little bigger. Everyone's a little surlier. And everybody says hello to their neighbor with a gun. To their partner.

To their partner. Howdy, partner. My problem, Dick, is Texas law myths. Okay. Okay. So I'm gonna set up What has occurred in Texas Oh yes

Here we go So there's a certain gentleman Named Riley Yes And Riley Up and coming Comedian Up and coming comedian

Comedian star Much like a young Alex Stein Running around Doing his pranks He's a prankster In the style of Ashton Kutcher Perhaps

On Punk'd Or Kutcher Yeah What was the name of that guy Who had the X factor When he got X'd Charles Manson

Yeah it was Charles Manson Had that great prank show In the 70's Yeah it was great I've convinced these kids to kill a bunch of celebrities. He did. Let's see how it goes.

Hilarious joke. It was a good prank. I don't know how it ended. He just couldn't keep the through line going. He lost the footage. He's like, no, I had all this footage

when I set it up. It was a prank. Oh, fuck. Anyway, so Riley, who was not a fan of Ericic july for one reason or another set up a parody uh site called the clip averse right and said that he was going to pull up on eric july and shave his hairy shoulders yeah how horrifying that and then eric july says this is a real threat

uh that he is worried of being shaved by Riley. Yeah. And he took action to have Riley's Twitter account struck for violating his trademark. Yeah, he filed a trademark DMCA takedown of Riley's store on a trademark that he's currently getting sued for infringing upon. Oh, no, no, no, no, wait. Don't trademark him the RIPAverse. I actually don't know if it's true, but yeah, go ahead. Anyway, so

he got Riley's store taken down. It may have also helped contribute to Riley losing his Twitter account, which is not good. Yeah. Unfortunately for Eric July, what he didn't realize is when you file a DMCA report and fill in the information like your name and the name of your company and

your business address, that information all gets sent to the person who you are filing the complaint against. Yeah, a little loophole there, isn't it? So when you've been fighting with a guy for months who claims he wants to shave you and you send him a legal document containing your business address, it's quite possible that troll may roll up To your building And attempt to troll you further I mean it's almost unheard of

Because no one would ever No one would ever do that No one would ever do such A silly thing Because no one would react So Wouldn't care No one would care

Well People have come to my house And I'm like yeah I mean get the fuck out of here I don't make a big deal about it And let's be clear About exactly what Riley did He

Had a pair of giant Novelty scissors that he took pictures of himself holding. Here, I have it. Insinuating that he would, again, clip Eric July's hair. That's horrifying. Like scissors that you cut the ribbon on a car dealership with. A hell of ribbon cutting scissors. You have the video here. I have the actual video.

All right. So this is the video that was sent, which has been 264,000 views. This is Riley's viral moment. Him and his girlfriend have had an amazing success. They're on a run. It's only up from here. Okay. Here is Riley going to the headquarters, the warehouse of the Ripiverse.

Yes. Which is in a, just like a nondescript industrial park zone. It's an industrial park. Everybody knows what those are like. They all have the same driveways, the same buildings across the entire country. It's a giant empty parking lot with nobody there because there's only like five guys working. Manufacturing, repackaging vitamins and stuff like that in there. Okay, here's Riley's production.

All right, Eric, ignore those super chats, you son of a bitch. Oh, Riley also was upset that he super chatted Eric and Eric didn't read them on air. Yeah, yeah. So he's giving him live super chats in retaliation for not reading. He's taping money to the door. I brought him 50 bucks. I also vandalized his building with these stickers. We'll see what he has to say about that. Okay, so we all saw that and went, well, all right.

You put some stickers on his building and you taped some money to the door. 50 bucks. Now, we assumed, I don't know why I assumed this, but I assumed that any rational person would react to this and say, well, that was stupid. Or not say anything at all. Just be like,

yeah, I'm just going to ignore this stupidity. If this guy thinks he got one over on me by giving me $50 with pictures of bunnies drawn on them, sure, you're a winner.

Congratulations. Instead, this spiraled into two days of psychopathic screaming about how Riley is a viable threat to this man's private business. Yeah. And this is doxing, stalking, harassment, trespassing, loitering. Criminal vandalism and mischief. And how Riley will soon be sentenced to 20 years in federal prison. Or you're missing the.

Or. Also, I heard every single synonym and euphemism for getting shot that black people have or have ever had. Ventilated, aerated, Swiss cheese. Ever had Ventilated Aerated Swiss cheese Well the reason Dick That they're allowed

To shoot Riley dead For sticking money To their door Is of course Because Eric July's Business Is headquartered In Texas

A lawless state Yes Where you can shoot Anyone For any reason A murder based Anarchy A murder basedbased anarchic meritocracy. Meritocracy.

Here's a couple tweets I've collected. Have gun, will kill. This was Spades86 who told Riley, why don't you Can't call him that. That's what he calls himself. Why don't you act hard with that same energy during the day? Oh wait, Texas Penal Code

9.41 permits the use of force to protect property. Snarky Commander says, in Texas, if you walk onto my driveway, pick up my 45-year-old cassette tape of MSF, whatever, some old tape. Some kind of child porn that he has. Yeah, then turn and head away with it. I can legally shoot you dead and I've committed no crime. No, false. You come onto my property, took my property, and attempted to flee. It's literally the Simpsons episode.

Homer, it doesn't work if you invite a man. Get away, Flanders. Here's E. Wee's saying, officers, there's a man on my, here's what, you know, Eric would say to the cops. Officers, there's a man on my property vandalizing my business while knowingly trespassing. Remember, fam, we're talking about Texas, where the castle doctrine is a thing. So now the castle doctrine, of course. Well, we all, I mean, you can, you could shoot someone for coming in your house in California, too. Yeah.

It's not like. Coming into your house. Not. You have to be afraid of your life, too. Knocking on the door and sticking money to it. You can't shoot a fucking Jehovah's Witness for showing up and leaving some literature. No, I don't think so. What do you mean?

Oh, because they worship Christ as well. Here, Julian Leonard Reyes, who seems to be some sort of a lawyer himself. Legal scholar. Yeah, says he broke several breaking and entering laws, which are harshly punished in Texas. Blob the retard here is looking at a two to 10 year prison sentence. Minimum. Minimum.

Put him away for life, I think. These are the ANCAP libertarians, right? Yes, yes, ANCAP libertarians. A guy tapes $50 to your glass door and says, and flips off your security camera outside, by the way, in the public.

Never enters. Goes at night when there's literally no one there for him to harass. It's him by himself. He went earlier and knocked on the door and nobody answered. Nobody answered. Probably because they didn't have any comics to ship today. Yeah, probably they got the day off because it's like, what are you going to do, ship

two comics? Finally weighing in is Eric July himself, Dick. Oh, man. And he's got a little something to tell you about Texas. Eric July says, legal advice. Don't do anything that threatens or violates the private property rights of responsible gun owners. Is he a lawyer? Is he like a bird law lawyer or something? I think he's a bird law lawyer.

Yeah, Eric July clearly is versed in the law. Do not violate the private property rights of responsible gun owners in their home or business park. gun owners in their home or business park. Regardless of how you feel about it, they're protected, especially in Texas. What is this belief that Texas is like this magic fantasy state where you get to shoot loiterers, Ted, for fucking around in your parking lot? That's not a thing. Do you remember a guy who said steers and queers come from Texas? I do remember that guy. I think we've

discovered the etymology of that. Wasn't that Sergeant Lee Ermey, I think was his name? These guys are such low testosterone drama queens that they cannot resist turning everything into some kind of bizarre murder scenario. Dude, they're babies. It's fucking so weird.

As we keep bringing up Eric July works for the Blaze Who does the Blaze employ? Alex Stein What does Alex Stein do Pretty much every week For money Goes to a private business

Storms in the door Starts making crazy noises And filming himself doing whatever the fuck Which Riley did not do Which Riley didn't even go into the business. What Alex Stein does, if you think that going into a business is breaking and entering, then you should hate Alex Stein. You should absolutely despise him.

You should think that he's committing every crime and deserves to be shot a million times. But obviously they don't believe that. We love Alex Stein. It's hilarious. All right, this is just like stupid man on the street pranks that everyone has been doing. Tom Green used to do this. You go to a sushi restaurant and you put a dildo on the fucking revolving sushi thing. It's hilarious.

It's funny. All right. I get it. I get the bit. You know, you don't go, oh my God, what if this turns into a mass shooting? People were saying that this is a slippery slope towards a mass shooting scenario. I should have clicked that tweet. Eric Gilles said that Dimebag Daryl

was killed for less than this. Dimebag Daryl was killed for less than... He was shot on stage by a crazy fan, right? And he said he was... What it is is he was killed for less than this, what it is. It's like, well, I suppose that's true. I don't understand.

If you're like a tough guy, right? Like that's your- Texas is not Africa. It's still the U.S. U.S. laws do not let you just go around fucking shooting people until you're out of bullets. You can't yell castle doctrine And just shoot a guy dead For being in your parking lot Get that flyer off of my car

It doesn't work like that Here's what I Why do they want it To work like that I don't know Okay here's what I don't understand Yeah

Is that Eric Is a tough guy right That's the That's the image You're putting out You're kind of like The gangster Of making comic books

You know Yeah Tough guy You got the hat See You want a plot See I got a plot for you It's $35 See The gangster of making comic books You know Oh yeah Tough guy You got the hat Ah see You want a plot see I got a plot for you It's $35 see

Me making money That's the plot see I didn't have money Now I do have money see Cool badass guy Fuck those charity kids see Why do you go I'm gonna shoot that fat guy

If he gives me money again It's like a video Like well that doesn't make it He doxxed my private business address. And it's like, you gave it to him. Well, you do. I would like to see. I want to see proof of that.

I want to see proof of that. I don't want to see a screenshot. I want to see proof. What do you want? Like the email? No, I don't want an email or a screenshot. I need proof. What it is is, well, our headquarters is at a different location.

Somebody sent me. Now everybody's sending me all this dirt on them. I know. And I'm obvious. People are sending me like legit dirt or they're like hey you could actually get him in trouble with the government i'm like i don't want to do that i will i'm running with everything because he's making you can't threaten to kill riley i'm not well i'm not allowing that yeah i don't know why they're doing i'm gonna fucking i'm coming back at you hard man um that he registered he illegally registered His business To a PO box

Or something And that's why he's That's why Eric is I don't know He fucking Illegally registered I'm making no legal claims About Eric

He called Nick The n-word today Well And white bread That's a white Hate speech How do you call somebody The n-word

And then white bread Those are two polar Polar Because he's Retarded And white bread. That's a white hate speech. How do you call somebody an N-word and then white bread? Those are two polar- Because he's retarded. Because Eric Geli is a retard. Well, this dude, I guess that's kind of the- 83 IQ. He has an 83 IQ. He can't.

He's not that smart. He couldn't even bust tables at the Waffle House, I bet. He wouldn't test. They'd say, go apply at the police station, buddy. You're out of here. Go ahead. What are you? Well, I'd say this.

He's like, forks and spoons? I can't keep these apart. Eric Shalai has done very well. He's done very well with this overbearing, like, if I just talk tough, everybody will fall in line because they don't want to challenge me, right? Yeah. And then Nick Ricchetti's like, oh, I don't give a shit me. Right. Yeah. And then Nick ricada is like, Oh,

I don't give a shit about this. Like little thing you put on, you're an idiot. And like basically humiliated him for two hours. It was, uh, the entire time during the Nick ricada, Eric July,

how dare you not disassociate with Dick Masterson stream, I guess was the theme was like, I don't know. How are you friends with Dick Masterson why are you defending him or whatever it's like Well all I and all Nick said Was he went on Twitter and he's like I'm seeing a lot Of people saying it was legal to kill

Riley For uh taping Money to Eric July's warehouse As a lawyer I'd like to say Do not do that definitely don't do that And no you that's not you'll die You'll go to prison I think he said like definitely don't do that. You'll die. You'll go to prison forever. I think he said, like, don't do that.

And no, it being Texas does not somehow make it different. And Eric July took issue with that. He's like, what do you mean I can't kill him? I should be able to kill him. Like, no, this is ridiculous. I happen to have rock star lawyers. What it is is you think you look at me and you think, wow, that guy doesn't have lawyers or any sort of intelligence at all.

But actually I have amazing lawyers. Did he actually say, somebody was saying he said his lawyer said he would have been in his rights to shoot Riley. Yeah, I brought in, I brought in clips for my problem. How, how, how, what lawyer told him he could kill a guy? Glenn Beck's personal lawyer. Probably. Glenn Beck pulled him out of his asshole and he called up Eric July.

Well, his argument was, well, it's a private business. It's a private parking lot. It's a private parking lot. And you're like, well, right next to it is like a car wrap place. So Riley actually rolled in the next day and he went to the car wrap place. It was like getting quotes on how much to vinyl wrap his car. And you're like, well, he's doing legitimate business now. You can't tell him he's in private property, the car wrap place.

Nick said, are there any trespass, no trespassing signs? He goes, well, you know, no. No. And then he tried to say that there's like three gates on the property. And then people are pulling up satellite images. And they're like, there's not a single gate on the property it's just a normal industrial business park if a guy pulls in there to turn around you're gonna open fire on him too anybody who enters in is that violet castle doctrine at nowhere no at no time in human

history has it ever been allowed for someone to just be Ambling around And for you to execute them That's not even allowed in like animal societies No Like they would go well don't You can't just kill that other monkey He got lost Look this is all Very ridiculous

You meant Riley Yeah that's what I meant I was just Jesus Christ Look, this is all very ridiculous. You meant Riley. And the other. Yeah, that's what I meant. Wow. I don't. I was just. Jesus Christ. As Nick Ricada put it.

Just kidding. He said, here's how you defuse that situation. Again, you just say, yeah, some fat retard showed up and put money on my door. Thanks for the money, asshole. Everyone knows how to defuse that situation. You don't post these long rambling things about how my private business has been doxxed by a harassing malicious individual who poses a threat to

me and I have to protect my workers. Okay? My workers are my family and I don't know what this individual and his giant novelty scissors might be capable of. He might start snapping them around. He might chase us around the warehouse. You know, he might grab a forklift. He might give us the scissors

and then chase us so that we run, injuring ourselves. Anything could happen. Anything could happen to that kind of scenario. This is against OSHA regulations, number one, keeping oversized novelty scissors in an industrial zone. That's, uh, uh...

Texas Penal Code 10.959. If a man has giant novelty scissors, you're allowed to take a rocket launcher and blow that individual up. That is in the Texas Penal Code. Novelty scissors? Try that in a small town. Try that in a small business park, motherfucker. Try that in a small business park.

This is a private driveway, okay? I'm going to need you to halt. This is a private domicile driveway. So my problem is... Huge retards. Eric July. Well, that's one of them. What a fucking retard.

The myth of Texas is a murder land. You know what else annoyed me when he's giving Nick shit? I'm like, man, probably the only reason that I've held back at all is because Nick is friends with you guys. Yeah.

That's the only reason I don't go after the girls. That's the only reason I don't go after the girls. That's the only reason I don't go like real, real hard on the race stuff. I just be, is just out of respect for his circle of friendship. We don't want to blow up Nick's spot. I keep saying that.

I really don't. I felt bad. I'm like, Nick, I'm sorry that you're getting pulled into this by being a, they keep saying, well, he's a fence sitter.

I'm like, no, he's just being a lawyer. he's telling you you can't kill a guy because it's Texas. That's not fencing. That's explaining to you that you guys are fucking retarded and don't understand the law at all.

Yeah, but he'd be doing gay shit. What it is, see, we have a private non-gay business park. It's against the lease for me to be tolerating and prognosticating pugalicious gay atrocities in my business park of

warehouse-ulous distributions. Here's what I understand about Nick Riccata. He tries to stay out of it, but when all his friends are going, he should have shot that guy dead, he has this lawyer instinct where he goes, guys, like,

you can't kill the guy. I mean, he's still a man. He can't allow that to be said. He's like, no, that's retarded. I think he knows that those guys, he's like, guys, come on. You're being stupid like that. And for some reason that's taken as the ultimate disrespect. Like, Nick, Okay does not on our side

He's not fighting for us. He's like I just yeah cuz you're retarded You can't can your comics suck for coming into your comic book sex and comic book does suck And that's for some reason if Nick was on my side, he would just read the comic book He would read it and he would say, well... If you shot Riley, that would be the last mistake you ever made. You think bullets can penetrate that scintanium hull that he's rocking? Riley is a man of incredible strength. You could unload an entire clip into him.

You're not going to take him down. Those scissors will get you eventually. Now Ralph's in on the case. He's in on it. I don't know why Ralph's getting in on it, but it's hilarious. Because Eric's retarded. Ralph was playing Eric's live stream and putting blaxploitation, like funk

grooves under it. It was so funny. I will say that the best thing to come out, or at least for me, he's like, B-S-E, so what it is is, you know, in Texas, Texasulation, there's a stipulation of the penis code, 9-3, well, any time after dark. I will say one of the best things to come out of this is Eric July admitting

he has no idea who sent that stupid email, despite s sicking his hundreds of thousands of followers on me and you. Yeah. Yeah, Nick went, so,

uh, Oh, wait, let me load that up. Yeah, I'll play that. I have that clip on my page. Yeah, I'll go find it on yours.

So, uh, any lawsuit, which is, again, I've been getting hundreds of messages from his followers.

Oh, he also confessed to the charity fraud that I was making fun of him for and that Vito didn't. He also, now, I don't know if he's just totally incapable of explaining a simple business transaction or if he's trying to cover up some sort of a fraud. I think it's more the latter because, you know, he's a known criminal gangbanger and he lies about literally everything So why wouldn't he be lying about the charity shit seems kind of fucking obvious from where I'm sitting

I how much money did he make in charity how much of the charity gets really all he needs because the $17 book They said this is this cost actually we cover the rest you pay for the $17 is what it cost book is now $5 He has it on sale for $5, so I guess he's To make every sale? Yeah, according to his math that means he's losing $12 For every book he sells Spending Because he said break even was $17.50

So if he's Selling it to you for $5 He's putting in an additional $12 to get it to you According to him The funny thing is The funny thing is, the funny thing is... Alright, Buster. Calm down.

Seems like charity fraud. I don't know. I mean, I was on a stream yesterday and they're like, well, you know, he could be losing money, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, well, why doesn't he just say that then? All he has to do is come out and say, I lost this much money giving books to charity. Because then he'd have to say he lost $12 million making three comics. His numbers don't add up in any way.

And we'll get into that one day. Let's just say. Oh, the quartering said that he would give Eric anything he needs, right? Right. Yeah. When Eric came out and said that we were conducting gay ops against his business, numerous YouTubers decided to show up and go, Eric, we know that Vito and Dick are bad people and we will do anything we can to support you.

Including letting you fuck our wives. Yeah. We know that you have more evidence proving, because assuredly you would not accuse them of this without additional receipts 100% proving what happened. Because we come from a, I'll say a high trust society and culture. So we apply that to you because we've welcomed you in stupidly. Yes. Dude, the more I look at this, all these guys who are like, ride or die for Eric July, I'm like, I don't think you guys understand this path does not lead you to riches.

You're just hitching your wagon to a fucking crater of an asteroid that's going to smash to the ground and kill millions. One day people will look at what I've done and say, wow, he was really way ahead of the time. He was way ahead of his time. He was really way ahead of the time. He was way ahead of his time. Well, here is the fodder to give our lawyers when Eric Geliad tries to sue us for illegally torturous interference with our business.

We'll have different lawyers. Well, that's why I said lawyers. Oh, yeah, okay. We can have separate ones. Okay. Shut up. Yeah, here's Nick asking some very simple questions. What Eric didn't realize

Eric fought to get on his stream spastically So he could jibba jabba like Colonel Stinkmeaner And shit his pants Which works on people who aren't lawyers Oh This is basically a deposition What he talked himself into Yes

Where Nick's asking him He admitted to a bunch of stuff Nick at one point was like You should stop saying this Stop talking Without a lawyer. And he's like, that sounds like a challenge, motherfucker. Here's what I think. And he's like, it's not a challenge.

I'm not challenging you. Stop talking. Stop talking until you talk to a lawyer. Well, here's the thing I'm going to pontificate about. I basically am a lawyer. Oh, yeah. Oh, Eric brought up the charity fraud. And Nick goes, I don't want to ask you questions about that.

Nick said, there's questions that I want to ask you, but I don't want to ask them because if you answer them in a weird way, you will look guilty. And he forced through it. And then the first thing he asked, the first answer he gives Nick goes. Oh, yeah, I'll play that. You can see you can. I want to walk through frame by frame everything that Nick's thinking. There's a face throughout this whole thing. You can see You can I want to walk through Frame by frame Everything that Nick's thinking You can see it In all of his face

Oh god Because I was in my bed Watching it Having the total Opposite reaction I was like I fucking knew it I fucking knew it

I knew it Yes I knew it You fucking idiot! He reversed Perry Mason down. He fucking Perry Mason. They never confess on the stand that I fucking did! I fucking got my Perry Mason moment!

Yes! Nick's a superstar for this stream. What are you doing? No, stop him. Judge, you're on his side. Hold her in the court. And I fucking, I hope they burn it. I did steal from those cans of cans. You want the truth? I hope they burn it down! You can't handle the truth! Who called in the code, and I fucking, I hope they burn it. I did steal from those cancer kids, but I hope they burn it down.

You want the truth? You get the truth. Who called in the code red? I did it. I ripped those kids off. I did it. Yes, I sold those comics for $17, and I'd do it again. Oh, no. Nick's a superstar for this stream.

Next world famous. People forget that. They think he lucked into it. He didn't. Watching this, I went, if I ever needed a lawyer for something and Nick Riccato was an option, I would absolutely. He made this big response about like somebody said, why don't you treat Dick like this? He's like, Dick doesn't act like this.

Yeah. How come you don't interrogate Dick like this? He's like, Dick's not a petulant child.'s demanding respect he like laid it out really like calmly and rash and then the woman said like oh so i guess you're just smarter than everyone and i was like did a woman just ask nick rakita if he's smarter than her yes you didn't need that you didn't need that paragraph to know that, sugar tits. You dumb bitch. It's been a fun two days.

Put a woman and Nick Rikita together and then give a child a problem and see which one it goes to before it can speak. Here is Eric July totally exonerating us for the lawsuit that he said he was going to file. 100% we are exonerated.

Did you accuse him of starting that lawsuit? No. Prior to him tweeting that? No. No? No. You didn't say that he and Vito were behind that? No.

You're making a claim that I explicitly stated that. I wouldn't be so foolish as to do that. So Dick and Vito didn't do this thing? I don't know. You don't know now? No, I don't know. Maybe they did, maybe they didn't. Maybe.

Yeah, maybe. Potentially. Nonetheless, that's not— You're going to sit here and honestly fucking say maybe now? That's like— You don't know? Watch this smile. It's like he knows he's caught.

You want to watch the video Now Nick Cause I never explicitly I never explicitly say That it is That that was what it was That they did

You didn't say that he and Vito Were behind that No Did they do it Maybe Oh that'll hold up in court Maybe I don't know

It's literal I don't know You got the quartering All gassed up About we'll give you whatever you need. Eric, all these comic guys. Dude, multiple YouTubers. There's one guy who had like a whole rant.

I always knew this Vito guy was a bad guy. And he says he stands for this. Blah, blah, blah. Ba-dee-kee-kee-kee-kee-kee-kee. And I'm like, all right, well, we didn't do it. Eric himself says, I don't know. I don't know who did it. Gem Farm is going to be good this year, boys.

Game fucking over. Oh, God. The gem haul is real. Although, I think Nick Riccata has Eric July's gem now. You're going to have to convince him to loan it to you. year, boys. Game fucking over. Oh, God. The gem haul is real. Although, I think Nick Ricada has Eric July's gem now. You're going to have to convince him to loan it to you. No, you guys don't understand. I've noticed this, too. I saw some commentary about who has whose gems.

When I separate a retard from his gem, then his fall begins. It's terminal, I'm afraid. So, you already had the gem. I had the gem. And it's all been a downfall from here. The person around the retard, the retard around the retard gem is more like a suit or a shell that falls from heaven where I am in my glory. And then the retard suit, the corpse, falls from the sky and gets attacked by first angels and then vultures.

I feel like we need to make an award-winning indie comic book out of this. I see your bunny avatar flying through space. The Armenian gem has been mine for many years, but only now have I acquired the elusive black gem. Yeah, that's a good one. Soon all the gems will be mine. The black gem's a hard one to get, but you really got it now. The white one's the hardest. The white one's hard.

I don't know about that. You don't know about gems, I kind of. Yeah, you're Gem Master, Gem Master Masterson. Gem Masterson, that's your superhero name. All right, Gem Masterson. Well, I've gotten my Texas problem out of the way. My problem is the Dunning-Kruger effect. Oh, wow.

What is that, Dick? It's a cognitive bias. Oh, no, wait. Hold on. I know everything about that, but please explain. It's when people with limited competence in a particular domain overestimate their abilities. Right. So basically the dumbest people overestimate their abilities the most.

Up until the very smartest people and they overestimate their abilities only slightly. And that's where it crosses. They often underestimate their abilities. They think they're less capable. Yeah, so here's a good example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. This is Eric July arguing with nick rikita about the penal code when nick says that riley did not commit uh vandalism and criminal mischief here is eric the uh quoting the eric the lawyer eric the lawyer dunning kruger effect in action um in

my last stream so i do not think he should have gone to your place of business at all. But at the same time, like if people ask me about legalities, specifically self-defense, like I'm going to give them my legal opinion. That's still true. And I was, I think right before we got there that I saw that you were in chat,

I was saying that there are two practicalities, right? There's what you can legally do and then there's what you should and shouldn't do. Sounds pretty lawyerly. I think what Riley did is something you shouldn't do. So I want to be very clear on that. And I'm cool with that. You know, there is a point of contention there. I'm

obviously not a lawyer, but I'm at least familiar enough with it, certainly with our team, as well as what's actually happening on it. You know, again, my issue with it is less legal, uh, versus illegal anyway. Uh, but again, I do question that whole legality aspect of it all because yeah, I make the argument and certainly everybody here is making the argument that for sure, definitely considering at nighttime, that is criminal mischief.

Right. Um, uh, and definitely because he's writing on stuff and he's putting notes up and all that good stuff. And in Texas, if you don't know, you can, by the way, and this is what not anything that I'm advocating, right? I want to be very, very clear about that. But, you know, definitely because we're talking about the legality of deadly force and all that good stuff. In Texas, you're committing criminal mischief at night.

You absolutely have the right. It's right there in Section 9 of the Texas Penal Code. And, you know, you can read it verbatim. It specifically addresses you being able to use deadly force for someone committing criminal mischief at night on your property. Section 9. But however, you know, that aside, because that was never really on the table, the argument about that, I don't know if that's if you're if you're more so hearing that from yeah okay i thought i had it queued up to just say he said oh in penal code that guy cannot just say a sentence it's crazy how does he not just go

well according to texas penis texas penal code uh if someone's committing criminal mischief you have the right to use deadly force against them That took me two seconds to say Yeah It's also wildly incorrect I'm pretty sure Yeah it's not You can't just shoot a guy for like spray painting your building No

I'm gonna shoot that guy dead No you can't You just can't do that No you're going in That doesn't work Not because like the sun was down Yeah why does it matter if it happened at night You're saying during the day it's okay to commit criminal mischief and then you can't

kill a guy. But if it's at night. Yeah. Here's, uh, here's another example of where Eric thinks he's smarter than the lawyer when Nick asks about, um, about the charity. Yeah. Can I mention that it's really hard for me to watch these? Like I could not watch the stream because I'm honestly, I feel so much secondhand embarrassment

from Eric July trying to out lawyer a lawyer that I'm just like, oh my fucking God, stop. Just stop. Go. You know what? I'm not a lawyer. I don't really understand it. I just really don't like what he did. Instead.

Well, actually, according to my rock star lawyers and according to penal nine, five, nine, nine, nine, if I want to dissect that individual and rip out his heart, well, it's still beating.

As long as he said, I dislike your warehouse clearly and verbally to me, that is a threat. That is a criminal warehouse. Uh, here is, uh, here's the big,

here's the money shot. I know that you can't, a lot of people can't watch stuff like this It's so hard And they would say it in the comics That's like This is the best thing for me You're watching this over and over

I've probably watched this three times already I'll watch it again too Tomorrow I'm struggling Here is Nick saying that he He could just ask some simple questions About the charity to clear things up,

but he doesn't want to because if Eric gives a weird answer. That's going to look bad for him. It's going to look like he's guilty. Well. A fraud. That's an opinion. And then Nick tries to stop him. There you go.

17 that we gave them money, right? Yes. The 17 that we gave them money, right? Yes. The 17 that we charged. And by the way, it was not just $17. And I wish people would say that. That was not the average cost of the book. What was the average cost? The average cost, I think, came out to something closer to like $13 or so

because we offered it in bundles. So the more money it is that they got. because we offered it in bundles. So the more money it is that they got. So somebody posted this to me that said, when you're donating an item to charity, it can't have a fluctuating cost. Of course not. How could it possibly?

It's $13 or $17 or $15. If you buy it in bulk for charity, then it's $13. Why is it? Are you sending them in a big pallet? Oh, yes, but you know, if you buy more, you get a discount. A discount on money I'm giving away to cancer kids? What does that mean? I could just give any amount. Can I donate $17?

Well, yeah, but now you only have to donate $13. You could donate $100 for $80. At any point, I could donate any amount. What do you mean you're giving me a discount on what's being donated? How much are the books? Well, at cost, they're $80. At any point, I could donate any amount. Like, what do you mean you're giving me a discount on what's being donated to the church? How much are the books? Well, at cost, they're $17. Now, this is what a person who's not suffering

from the Dunning-Kruger effect, if they were to describe a potential fraud that they were doing, and the lawyer that they were, the world-famous lawyer that they were doing. And the lawyer that they were, the world famous lawyer that they were describing it to looked like that. They would immediately stop. Clearly I'm not prepared to talk about this, Nick.

We'll come back to it some other time. Did you, did you, did you kill that girl? Clearly, I'm not prepared to talk about this, Nick. We'll come back to it some other time. Did you kill that girl? Well, what happened was, oh. Clearly, you're mistaken in some kind of way that you're reacting. Not me. It's you. I was covered in dog blood, sir. And that was from the dogs.

What do you mean kill? Yeah, what do you mean kill? I just want to see. I want to walk through Nick's reaction frame by frame. Define stab for me. I mean, there was a knife and a motion. I don't know if I would describe it as a stab. I stabbed her, but I mean, the gravity.

I mean, hydrostatic pressure kind of killed her. More of an aggressive poking action, I would describe it. Not a stabbing, necessarily. I had a knife. I had a knife. If that's what you want to hear If that's going to make you happy Why are you making that face again? What's wrong with you?

Do you have some kind of nervous tick To make that face of total disappointment? Now let's go through it Now there Nick blinks and is about To try to clarify something, and he realizes that possibly... You know, you can use these to go frame by frame.

Oh, yeah, okay. Now here's $13. Nick. $13. Oh, no. Nick is impacted by a medicine ball at this moment. He goes, a psychic medicine ball. Oh, what?

Right now he's thinking the feeling that many men have thought, fuck, Dick was right. Fuck. I know that look. My dad has had that look my entire life. I know that look very well. Now he's thinking, well, I suppose I should ask the next question, but the next question is going to totally destroy him.

Because his answer will be completely fucking retarded. Nick is just staring off into space. He's like, oh, no. So he says, where's the blink? Yeah, I can't say that. Okay. Oh, the head turn. Oh, the head turn.

Oh the head turn Now Retardo McGee Over here Yeah Who is boiling with Dunning-Kruger effect Right now Staring off Who knows what he's looking at

I can't watch this Mega Go ahead Blocks Yeah he's looking at I can't watch this Mega Go ahead Blocks Yeah he's looking at blocks A Garfield calendar That he has Hung in his studio

Hang in there baby Something Yeah What do you think he has There that he's looking at He's not looking at the camera He's got a big Bucket of gumdrops

He's looking forward to Tackling afterwards A bucket of gumdrops I can't wait to get at those I can't wait to get at them gumdrops What it is I can't wait to get at those gumdrops. I can't wait to get at them gumdrops. What it is, I can't wait to get at those gumdrops. What it is. And he

says, one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. I'm going to play that at full speed. They got, I don't know, is there something that was confusing right there, Nick? Is there something that was confusing? Because I'm describing taking money

for charity and then giving the money to charity. Is there something in my explanation that was confusing? Because I could talk more even though you just told me not to. And hopefully explain it to you who are stupid.

You didn't give the money to charity, I think is what you meant, right? I took money for charity And I gave them a book Which has a variable cost Depending on the time of day And where, you know, the solar calendar Is currently Based on my research

They didn't get any money Until I started raising a stink about it And then they suddenly got $8,000 And $8,000 isn't all of it. No. All of it is 1,200, 1,300 copies times whatever that figure he's throwing around is. All of that. Well, it's variable, Dick, depending on.

Could be any amount of, you know, there was a discount. Yeah, if you buy more charity, you get more charity, obviously. What I don't understand is, so now, but isn't the book now worth $5 because he's selling it for $5? Do the cancer kids get a refund? Yeah, do the cancer kids get like some bonus money? Price matching. Yeah, I only actually ended up giving you this much amount of comic. The ones that aren't dead by now. Can they bring their comic

in and get seven bucks back or something? At least they got to read I, Psalm. They got to watch a guy walk around and fight security guards and not have a super suit Until like the last page I just want to know That's what kids want

If Marvel and DC Were running a Charities Uh A promotion See that's what I was arguing With people about last night Is they're like

See that's interfering With his business I'm like How does his business Suffer from Asking a charity If they got money I'm interfering

With his business No one should buy His comics They're horrible But you're not legally I'm interfering with his business No one should buy his comics They're horrible But you're not legally interfering with his business You're like There's no law against interference No no no I'm telling people not to buy his fucking comic

Because it's terrible Don't support this shit Which is yeah Do not support this fucking business I'm actually doing it worse than what he's saying That I'm emailing charities I'm telling people do not buy this product It's dog shit

I read it it's fucking horrible Don't buy it Drive him out of business Anybody that creates art that's this dog shit Should never be paid for it Do not buy it Destroy his fucking company I'm not mincing my words at all.

Destroy his company through withholding your money. Purchasing of the product. Sure. Yes. Yeah. Way worse than what he's saying. I'm doing. You can say,

I don't like this company and I don't want to see them succeed. That's what I don't think people can wrap their heads around is it's like, well, don't you want, you guys make endless videos about how you hope Disney loses money, and every time they lose money, you make a video celebrating it. When the little girl on Snow White gets fired, you're like,

Yeah! Fuck you! And she wasn't even fired. No, she wasn't. But they get all excited about it. But us saying this comic sucks and nobody should buy it for some reason meets their standard of a legal business behavior. Yeah, he's really upset that Nick is cringing at him.

He's like, again, this is a lawyer basically listening to his client on the stand going, listen, that girl was stabbed when she came to me. All right? I was taking the knife out of her body, and that's when the cop came in. I can understand that it looked like I was putting the knife into her. I was attacking to a sit. I thought that it looked like what my knife would look like in her. I wanted to see what the knife looked like, and then I felt bad about taking it out, so I put it back in.

And then I had a second thought. I said, no, I should take it out, and I took it back out. And I said, no, it really does belong in there. And it was a lot of this. It was a lot of this motion which I could understand would look like a stabbing but I must express I just wanted to admire the quality of the knife

that was already in that bitch when I stabbed her shit fuck uh okay let me see Nick oh yeah is something confusing to you Nick uh okay let's see where else let's see where the embarrassing thing oh man see. Nick. Oh yeah. Is something confusing to you, Nick? Uh, okay. Let's see where else. This is the most embarrassing thing. Oh man.

We are very different people. I guess this is so hard to watch. Is something wrong, Nick? Nick, is something wrong? Yeah, you're basically admitting to breaking the law. It kind of sounds like. I mean it doesn't. The law is irrelevant at this point. Like this is the

Shadiest answer You could possibly give Even if you're not Admitting to break the law It doesn't sound good It sounds like You don't know How much money you collected

And you don't know If any of you went to charity Like That's not a good It sounds like You don't really know If you broke the law or not Dick how much money

Did you donate to charity Last year Zero There you go That's the answer Very quickly How much money did you donate This amount

Done. Simple. Alright, here we go See now now the the realization that Dick is right has sunk in. And that's where the smile comes from. Look, see? He's like, well, yeah, why did I? Well, Dick was right. Why did I think he wouldn't be? Yeah.

Why did I distrust Dick for even a second? Why did I not think that he would? Why did he? Of course it would be. This is... I didn't want to ask you these questions, man. So when a lawyer says to you, I didn't want to ask you these questions, what would your response be?

Oh, well, then perhaps we can move on to a different topic. Let's talk about wokeness in Star Wars. Yes, yes. And how much we both hate black people. Or, here's Eric Jolly's other problem, is every time he has like a big event, this is the same day he announced his new writer. Oh yeah.

He goes, we've got Mike Barron, famous comic writer, wrote for The Punisher. He's joining the Ripaverse warehouse to write the Goodying book. Isn't everybody exciting for that? And then instead of promoting that, he spends all day fighting with Nick Ricada and Riley.

Yeah. When you're like, dude, just promote your fucking... And not me. And not... Yeah, and also he will avoid talking to you for some reason. So it's very hard to understand what he's saying because he never uses my name. He only uses, like, pronouns. What do you got? Just making sure the chat's going fine okay

uh remind me to play the goodie end quote that i have from him all right more dunning kruger effect uh here you go did you solicit a book a charitable donation for a book for 17 dollars and the actual cost was 13 dollars that's not what it is that i said. I'm saying that that's the Now the answer to that is no. When a lawyer asks you a question with that look on their face, are you telling me that you sold a book for $17

and it only cost $13? You can tell, you should be able to tell even if you don't speak the same language as me that the answer is no. No, of course not no typically when a lawyer spends 30 seconds grimacing that's your indication like i should probably answer these questions with more forethought when the lawyer's going mr thompson when i stomp on your foot

did you sell a 17 book to charity that only cost you 13 based on your face. Did you sell a $17 book to charity that only cost you $13? Based on your face, I'm going to say no. No. Because I was saying yes, and your face looks like horror and pain. So I'm going to say the opposite of what I said a second ago. Do you have the clip where

he asked him if he felt threatened? I don't know. Let me finish this one. What you said, maybe you should clarify because that's why you want to ask these questions. Okay, no. I am specifically referencing. It's like you heard nothing it was that I said. I'm specifically referencing how much on average that the customer paid for. You didn't hear what I said.

On average that the customer paid for. So that meant different customers were paying Different amounts of money For the same charitable donation Really wild charity Which does not make any sense If I give you $17 You should donate $17 worth of stuff

You should donate $17 You should take my $17 and pass it on In the form of money I'm not buying into this The, you should give a com... The comic is a freebie. You donate the money. Donate the money. Give the comic for free and spend all the money along with it.

Here's the clip that I wanted to play about Eric's big announcement today. I'm excited. This is... This was a good... This was a good cherry on top of the shit Sunday today. Oh, that's the other thing. He was up at like 5 a.m. tweeting about this and then did a stream at like 9 a.m. I don't know when this guy sleeps.

He's been obsessively tweeting for the past, like, 24 hours. He's got to tweet his way out of this hole, man. I guess. How does this help him at all? He's responding to everybody. A lot of people said, like, I bought two issues, and after seeing you on Nick, I'm not supporting this shit anymore. That was horrible. Dude, he's crazy.

Here's the big announcement about Goodying. I'm excited. Mike Barron has officially joined the Riververse. He will be writing Goodying the Plymouth, and that will be dropping sometime next year. Goodying the Plymouth. Goodying the... The Plymouth. Gooding the Now I

The Plymouth Gooding is I know from the comic That he's like a libertarian police And fireman And he's He's an extremely Intelligent and gifted guy

But I don't know what I don't know what he's trying to say about him Here What is he saying Dick? Let's hear it again Mike Barron has officially joined the Riververse. He will be riding a gooding, the Plymouth. Huh.

Okay, so it's definitely Plymouth. Isn't that an ancient Greek race of person? The Plymouths? He's a Greco. Yeah, the Plymouths. The Greco-Plymouth wrestling? The Greco-Plymouth wrestling, yeah. Is it?

Maybe you're thinking of Pythagoras, I think. I'm thinking of the philosopher Plymouth. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Does chat know? Can we get a guess in chat for what he means goody-ing the Plymouth? Anybody know?

Plymouth. Plymouth. Seven screaming. Is that a type of flatbread, I think? It's not a Cadillac. No. It's a Pilemeth. Poor old, lazy.

Stop it. Thankfully there's no N in Pilemeth. Uh, oh, they're thinking, does he mean bulimic? Is it Goodyang the Bulimic? The Bulimic. Is he a Bulimic superhero that throws up on everybody? I think it's a sort of like Russian curry that they serve in a tiny wooden boat. So he's a superhero that's a curry.

He's a chef. He can shapeshift into a curry. Yeah, he's a curry-based powers. Like the Wonder Twins. Right. One of them can turn into any animal, and the other one can turn into water. Any sort of curry. Any sort of curry. Any sort of curry.

Dick, what was he saying? Polymath. Oh, poly... Well, that's not how you pronounce that word, huh? I don't... I think it's worse than not pronouncing it right at that point. For G-Lay. Right?

Well, I'm looking forward to the Plymouth Lincoln Dodge Plymouth I hope we get a good biopic out of him It's just an odd It's very odd I'd rather miss I don't know how you got there

I've never seen that word And been like There must be a more creative way to Anthony Has he seen that word before? Did he write that? See I don't even know If he's writing these comics I promise you He's never seen that word before? Did he write that? See I don't even know If he's writing these comics

I promise you He's never seen that word before Yeah but like So who wrote that down for him? He's writing the bad comics Oh you think maybe Mike Barron wrote that down And said here's how I want you

To introduce the character Yeah the Plymouth Well at least Mike Barron's here To save the Ripperverse Is it good mileage? Does it get good gas mileage? The Plymouth? Yeah

The Plymouth Plymouth Um I have I have a ton of other clips but I don't know It's gonna take us all day Yeah it really would I'd say this why don't you go watch Here's Eric's like calling out the quartering Here let's see let's just listen to this one

The quartering was on his side For this bullshit Yeah but he's just like a jealous little bitch and he picks fights with that said in the chat i find it funny uh jeremy never talks about your actual books uh he just talks about money uh you've made well i mean the money and the books are tied together but he's talked about other stuff all those guys have i think and and i put something on your mind here um and, and I think again, there's a weird expectation for one. Um, you know,

first of all, Jeremy has like never reviewed comics. Number one, that's not what he is. He does. He's never done that. What it is. But if I can put something on your mind,

as far as this, and I made this point and I'm not meaning to disrespect. Oh, Oh, but I made the point that in no other context, what we find it bad that someone's friends supports them. And then that's when I had to take a step back. I take a step back. I take a step back and I realize Some of these people

Don't got fucking friends So they don't know What that looks like Uh huh Do you just have dogs Barking in the back Of the studio all day What the fuck is that

You know You know what I'm saying So it's like No I do not know What you're saying Why Is he saying

Jeremy doesn't have Any friends Even if they didn't Do anything with it Like if they supported it Like do y'all not have friends Because if my friend owned a business Which they have

And they're like yeah I'm opening this business I'm doing this and that Or this is my product I'm in It's my friend Yeah I'll take a step back And I remember a lot of these people don't have friends. So they don't really understand what that looks like. Who is the man who can write shitty comics?

Eric. Who can write shitty comics Yeah Eric Who is the man Who commits charity fraud And admits to it On the internet Eric How much does it cost 17 or 13 I also know how people are, like, completely,

I don't know if it's a Texas thing or what, but, for example, I saw people, like, up in Butthurt, that yellow flash, and because he had said, well, hey, man, it's usually not a good idea to show up at anybody's business, you know, stalking or whatever it was that he had said, you know, which is generally not a good idea. It doesn't mean that you can't do it or whatever. was that he had said.

It's generally not a good idea. It doesn't mean that you can't do it or whatever. It's generally not a good idea especially at something like that. It was like guys were freaking out because they found out that I carry and I said that I carry and then guys were like, he's going to shoot someone. Bro, too late.

I've been carrying. Get out of our business park, I don't go places that I can't. Like I said, if I can't, just because they said I can't, you know, I get it. Abide by the law. Abide by the law. That's what I do. I never, I never, I would never conceal. Get that, you know this is out of here.

Yeah, the place that I'm not. I feel I would never Conceal games Get that No this is Out of here Yeah You suck at this I'm a fucking Ass bitch You feel lucky I'm a fucking Ass bitch It's a fucking Ride or pass

I was born With a C Is this the part Where he admits To bring guns To every comic Convention he goes to Cause that's

Way not okay Well he does it He says I always wear baggy clothes so I can bring Guns to comic book conventions And I think even that People in his chat were like don't admit That you're bringing guns to the comic convention I guess he's gonna be the first black millionaire that gets in trouble

For bringing a gun where it's not supposed to be The Dunning-Kruger effect Dick There you go I stole that bit from Ralph That bit is 100% I stole it from Ralph It works way too well

I almost crashed my fucking car Cause he started He goes Let me just Hold on You know what this needs? A little bit of microwave Just fire it up

I'm like Oh my fucking There's just something about His retarded way of talking Wow Wow Who is the man Oh my fucking, there's just something about his, his retarded way of talking. Wow. Wow. Who is the man who's going to kill Riley in his car?

Uh, the Dunning-Kruger effect. Eric. What's your second problem? My problem is waiters who bring the table on an even amount of bread. Yeah. We've got three guys. Bring a multiple of three, either three pieces of bread or six pieces of bread. Bring got three guys. Bring a multiple of three. Either three pieces of bread or six pieces of bread. Bring two bread baskets.

Bring two bread baskets. We're not on a date here. I'm not trying to impress these guys and get my cock sucked. Bring more fucking bread. I don't need to have this little like, ooh, well, should I take the action? Just bring enough. I'm going to flag you down with a steak knife in your back. Yeah.

If I run out of bread. And I'm very thirsty for bread I bring this up Bring this fucking bread over We went to that steakhouse And we got to the end of the meal And I went I read the reviews

And they said this place Has great bread And I didn't ask for bread So that's another thing Hey what How did you not get bread though They have apparently Like awesome

Like fresh baked bread At that place But they didn't bring it to you They didn't bring us any Why I don't know because I think you have to ask for it. What the fuck? I know. Who's going to ask for bread?

Yeah, you got to venture it out. You got to be like, do you want bread for the table? Should have asked. Why the fuck would I think you had it? Yeah. And just bring it out anyway. But regardless, if they had brought it out, there wouldn't have been enough waiters who bring an uneven amount of bread, Dick. I think one of the first fights

that we ever had we were at this pizza restaurant in Ojai and the waitress came over I was like hey can we get some bread and she goes oh yeah you want you want she's like yo you want regular or garlic and my girlfriend goes

regular it was like regular Or garlic cheese She goes regular Deluxe garlic cheese Super fucking Walking home From Ojai

Regular Regular How about a mix Mix for the table We'll try them both Garlic Garlic bread Garlic cheese bread

Yeah Well if she wants If you don't like it Don't eat it She's like well I didn't really want it. I'm like, then order two. One correct one and one for you to nibble on like bird seed. I brought my mom to that other steakhouse that wanted the snow on the roof.

Northwood's Inn? Yeah, Northwood's Inn. You not want to say a restaurant? No, I always forget the name. Oh. Three pieces of bread for two people. I'm like, come on. Well, for a woman, though.

Yeah, and she took both of them. I was like, there's one extra piece of bread. She's like, I'll take it back to the hotel with me. I'm like, yeah, of course you will. How about you take this back to the hotel with you, bitch? It's my mom. She can have the extra piece of bread. Just would have been better if the waitress had went, well, there's two people.

I'll bring four pieces of bread. What, is your mom taking bread? Was she from, like, Ukraine or something? What's that? Well, yeah, kind of, honestly. She grew up in the Dust Bowl. No, she didn't grow up in the Dust Bowl. In the Hunger Games?

No, she just grew up in one of those families where it's like, you know, you got to hold on to every. Eat everything? Well, when you got, like, six siblings or whatever, it's like whatever food you get is what you get. So you better eat all of it because you ain't getting more. No, they're lying about that. I don't know, man. Boomers just say that shit. I guess, but you know.

You had to eat a fucking shoe. You better start eating the laces or else you don't get any food. Oh, shut up. You had great food. They did alright. But regardless, it does seem like people of that generation always get the doggy bag. They're excited about it. Yeah, and they're like

pocketing napkins and stuff. Oh, yeah. They got a free napkin drawer at home. I went to a restaurant with a guy, like an older guy, and he was like, steal that ramekin Oh And I'm like Why?

And he's like Well how many ramekins Do you have? And I'm like None I've never needed A ramekin for anything There's never been a

Like if I want Like some sauce On the side I'll just dump it On the plate I don't need I knew this stupid bitch That made me do that

And I hated it And then I actually Used the ramekin a lot Yeah well now I have a ramekin I haven't used it yet You gotta get multiple ones though You gotta steal multiple ramekin a lot. Yeah, well, now I have a ramekin. I haven't used it yet. You got to get multiple ones, though.

You got to steal multiple ramekins. The restaurant doesn't care. Then they're going to be, like, different styles. That's cool, man. That's eclectic. Mix and match my ramekin. How often do I need a ramekin, really? You really want me to answer that?

What do you use your ramekin for? Coming in. Okay, well, I don't need that. My house is littered with tube socks that are ready for my seed to be deposited in them. Aren't you worried about, like, athlete's foot and stuff? I don't... You don't come in socks? No. What are you coming to, a tissue?

A woman. Yeah, but you jerk off. Yeah, I do prefer to jerk off. My hand or, I don't know, a shirt or something. You jerk off into your hand? Yeah, I get some lotion, spread out, starfish on the bed. And then what do you do? You just, jerk off into your hand? Yeah I get some lotion spread out starfish on the bed. And then what do you do? You just like wash your hand off that's covered in cum? I rub it all

over my face like that meme. Shut up. No you don't. Then I go wash my fucking hands. What do you mean? The sock is specifically. Take a shower. It's like the sock was designed to be a cum catcher. It's the perfect receptacle. Yeah but aren't you worried about getting athletes foot on your cock? I don't wear the fucking sock afterwards. On your cock! It's the perfect receptacle. Yeah, but aren't you worried about getting athletes' foot on your cock? I don't wear the fucking sock afterwards.

On your cock! It's a fresh sock from the washer, and then I use... But that cotton is all busted up and shitty from being on your foot. From getting washed and used so much. What are you, jacking off in dress socks? For 25 years. Yeah, what am I saying? I've been effectively jerking off into a sock.

I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry. I know what I'm doing. It's just a weird way to do it. Let meking off into a sock. I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry. I know what I'm doing. It's just a weird way to do it. Let me get some of your socks. I'm gonna give it a shot. Come on. Come on, Jerry. What's your last problem, Dick? Rough teeth. Rough teeth? I got a popcorn stuck in my tooth, so I got

one of those stupid floss things. I never floss my... The stick? Yeah, with the little thing. I love those. I got a whole bag of them. Every 10 years, I say I'm going to floss more so I can buy a bag of them and never use it.

for five years as well. So I crammed it in there to get the fucking popcorn out and I think it got out, but I don't know if I removed like a chunk of plaque or something. Now my fucking teeth

are all rough. Yeah. It's driving me nuts. I bought a set of dentistry tools. Let me get in those. Let me get some socks and get your dentist tools, too. You want my dentist tools?

You can scrape your teeth all day? Yeah. I can't get in there and get it. I've tried keys. I've tried toothpicks. Oh, it's great. Just go on Amazon for like 25 bucks. You get a set of like steel like pokers and grabbers of all different sizes.

Really? You get anything in your teeth, you just get it on out of there. It's beautiful. Well, it's really in your teeth, you just get it on out of there. It's beautiful. Well, it's really driving me fucking crazy. As well it should. I mean, what do you want? Not enough bread or fucking rough teeth? Obviously, the bread's not a big deal.

You just ask. I can't ask anybody to get rid of my fucking rough teeth problem. Sometimes she doesn't come by her, but the time she comes by, I got all kinds of divots in my fucking teeth from grinding them all night. They're driving me crazy. I can't keep my tongue off of them All day all day

Yeah but what about when they drop your entree off And you're the guy going like oh can we get more bread I'm just thinking about my fucking jagged teeth Thinking about fucking Vampires and stuff That's a $20 one time solution The bread thing will affect you at every restaurant For the rest of your life

So Alright what are our problems? Dunning-Kruger effect, rough teeth, not enough, not what kind of bread? Not enough. An uneven amount of bread. Uneven bread. Okay. And then what was your other one?

Texas. Mythical Texas. Stand your ground laws. Texas myths. How's that? Texas myths. Texas legal myths. Texas legal myths.

They're so aggressive about it though The Texans None of the people live in Texas All these people commenting Where do you live? Scotland But if I know anything about Texas You can kill a man dead for looking at you cock-eyed Why don't you kill yourself?

Novelty scissors Okay everybody we'll see you at the meetup Let's do super chats I don't have any voicemails Maybe one let me find one Care of novelty scissors Okay everybody we'll see you at the meetup We're gonna do I don't have any voicemails Maybe one let me find one Find one fucking voicemail How about that 9 o'clock we will be showing up at bar 86

Feel free to show up early You guys show up at 8 I will show up at I might be there a little early Maybe Vito will be there I gotta get to the taco truck before it leaves. Vito loses is at $800. Vito won't drink normal water for $800,

and this dumb bitch thinks he's drinking bathwater for free. Nina Infinity stupidity. Holy fuck. Oh, Nina Infinity stupidity. Oh, Nina Infinity thinking I'm drinking bathwater because she's a dumb cunt with a goblin nose. Yeah. She's got an Only Goblins account.

That's really tearing up the scene. Really? Yeah, she brews potions on her live streams. In a cauldron? In a cauldron, yeah. Wow. In her goblin cave. That's crazy.

That dumb cunt. I do not like Nina Infinity if that's not clear Oh you don't like her? Why? I don't know maybe because she lies about me constantly To suck up to guys like Yellow Flash Oh notice me Put me on your live stream because I'm a talentless Ugly whore

Did you see Did you see that That Umbrella guy's wife left him And said that he wanted to abort their kids? He wanted to abort their kids. Those kids are going to be real happy that there's now an internet document that dad wanted to abort me. Yeah, that, what is his name? That umbrella guy.

Tug, divorce. This guy was spending so much time calling you a pedophile and not working on his marriage and trying to abort his kids. Isn't that weird? He probably should have paid attention to his own kids instead of fantasizing about abort his kid. Isn't that weird? It's, uh, he probably should have paid attention to his own kids instead of fantasizing about saving imaginary ones. Isn't it ironic that that umbrella guy

was so amped up about calling you a pedophile, but if his wife remarries and his own kids have a stepdad, they're way more likely to get molested, actually molested.

I'm not gonna, Isn't that funny? I'm not gonna speculate on Tug's kids getting molested. But stepdads, stepdads molest, I'm definitely not gonna call speculate on Tug's kids getting molested. But stepdad's I'm definitely not going to call it funny. No, it's funny. Tons of

Well, I can't pick the stepdad. I didn't marry her and have kids with her. Excellent defense. If you didn't want your kids to get molested, you should have treated your wife better. I just think all these guys should focus on their own lives instead of coming up with insane conspiracy theories. A stepdad's going to molest your kids more than you will.

Statistically, that's true. Okay. Don't you think? I don't... What do you think is if you don't want... I'm not speculating on any of this. If you don't want your kids to get molested, what's more important? Calling Vito a pedophile or making sure your wife doesn't divorce you

and get remarried to a child molester? It would probably be best for you to fix your marriage before going on the internet and calling me a pedophile. That's all I'm saying. Why are you acting like I'm so, like that's so crazy? I know these guys are clipping everything, so. I think it's good advice if

you don't want. I got it. I got it. Okay. If you don't want your it. I got it. Okay. You don't want your kids a bit molested It's just something confusing My neck Yeah, it's like he's like Robinson fuck I forgot his name from what I think you should leave Oh Tim Robbins and Nick Did you defraud charity? I didn't do shit.

I didn't do shit. I didn't do shit. I've been waiting for a long time for a hit on the Ripperverse. Those kids were already poor. They didn't have any money. They don't have mortgages and shit. I talked to the cops and they said it's totally okay. He's like, it doesn't exist. It's like the charity doesn't exist.

What do you mean exactly? They just said it was totally fine. Totally fine. Okay. I think you should leave as a good show. Also, guys, don't forget if you want to make Eric July cry, you can still sign up, get a copy of my comic book. Check it out at superkiller.org

I saw one of his fans Going Vito didn't even Raise six figures For his comic book and I'm like Is that where the cold post is now if I don't make $100,000 on a comic Book I've failed I feel pretty good about where we're at

Eric made six figures of being A huge retard He threw all that money out the window Everything I know about this guy and everything Failed. I feel pretty good about where we're at. Eric made six figures of being a huge retard. Yeah. He threw all that money out the window. Dude, everything I know about this guy and everything that everyone's talked to me is they're like, oh yeah, he just keeps throwing his money out a window. We don't know why. Six figures of people saw you act like a, have a sort of moment, a comic, independent

comic creator moment on Nick Riccati's show. Dude, he's destroying his credibility, his image. Just stop. I did it. I mean, please don't stop because this is hilarious, but if I was you, I would consider stopping. Rydog for five. Bunnies in the chat. Koof for two. Thank you all for not killing

yourselves. Thank you, Koof. Red for five. Eric July, go on. Follow the white rabbit. That is a Manhunt one reference he specifies. Thank you, Red. I want to play go on. Follow the white rabbit. That is a Manhunt 1 reference, he specifies. Thank you, Red. Cool. I want to play Manhunt. I never played that.

Claptrap to Destroyer for five. Promo code pull up. Pull up. Get yourself a copy of ISOM number one right now on the Ripperverse store. At a price that not even the cancer kids could get. Eric's paying you to read it at five bucks. I mean, everyone's like, wow, what a nice guy for giving read it at five bucks I mean Everyone's like wow what a nice guy

For giving it away for five bucks I'm like that's because he printed too many He's a bad businessman He's drowning in unsold copies Of his fucking comic book Yeah LP Dirty Tea for two What kind of white bread are you Bunny Tortoise

You know what's crazy about the whole thing Like that whole arc of doing something that incredible, is that it ends with me. What it ends with is everything we've been saying being 100% right. Where we said you don't need a warehouse. We were right. You're printing too many copies of a comic. We were right.

Yeah, don't do that. Like, you're spending too much money on stupid marketing and other bullshit. Cartoon. When you should just pay for basic writing classes at a community college. Pay somebody else to write it. Pay someone else to write it. Riley Edwards for two. We have some Eric July vs. Bunnies. Let's say that.

Shouldn't have said that either. Darius, write a comic. Yeah, I didn't even think that. I thought it was just a menagerie of kooky critters. It's just a bunch of kooky critters. Kooky critters. Welcome to the kooky critter club. Darius Radakovich goes for five. I was getting afraid

that Eric was actually going quiet. God bless Riley. God bless Riley. God bless you, sir. God bless Riley. I didn't understand it at first, but now I realize you are a fucking genius. I still don't understand it, but it works. I still don't understand it, but it's something about it. I don't need to. Yeah, I don't need to at first, but now I realize you are a fucking genius. I still don't understand it. I still don't understand it, but it's something about it. I don't need to.

Yeah, I don't need to. Riley Edwards for two. It's like 2001 A Space Odyssey. Yeah. I don't get it, but I know it's a masterpiece. I don't get it, but I loved it. Riley Edwards for two. If I super chat a thousand, will you call Eric the Edward?

No. No, no. No, stop. Stop looking around like you're considering. No. No, no. No, stop looking around like you're considering. No! No, no, no, no, no. Where do I get to say it? On the show?

Yeah, on the show, I assume. No, that'll cost me a lot more than a thousand bucks. That'll cost you way more than a grand. Diamond G for 555. The biggest problem is not being late. It is being absent. This week has been whack. Glad we all made it to 107.

Thanks for not killing yourselves. Thank you, Diamond G. John Vanderself for five. No women today. Thanks, fellas. You're welcome. Biggest problem in the universe where women suck. Pineapple Man for 10.

Episode 107. This is history. This is history. We've matched the original show. Can you believe it? No. Dick, thank you for the several years of entertainment. Vito, you are the Maddox who never was, and I mean that in a good way.

I don't think you do. Shout out to Bag of Schmidt. Thank you, Pineapple Man. Petty gives a big $20. Thank you, Petty. Righty Tidy 91 for two. Hey there, partner. Partner.

Jose M for 20. Did y'all ever talk about the $1 million copy of Isom on eBay? Yeah. We'll have to take a look at that at some point. Peter Hansman for five. Every time I think the goss has peaked, it just keeps getting better. Hope next year's retard isn't Vito,

but if it is, make it worth it. My Italian gem is safe for the time being. They all think that. Every time I come over his house, Dick starts rubbing his hands together saying, I gotta get that gem. I don't know where the gem is. It's once I lose 100 pounds, it'll be more visible.

Zetta Quinksell for two. Inshallah. Sarah Gardner for five. Hey, Vito, are your shoulders sore from carrying Dick all the time? Shut up, you dumb whore. Riley Edwards for two. When's my girlfriend, Pani, coming on the show? I don't know.

Pani might be too rich now. No, she's making good money. Hack the Movies for five says, I'm an idiot. No, he says,

I heard you were mean to me. We aren't friends anymore. Oh, yeah. Is that directed at Dick or is it directed at me? Ripper vs. Goldpost was trying to convince

Hack the Movies that we shit talk him on the show. I was like, man, how would he not be aware of that? I made fun of Tony for an entire year and made fun of him

in front of a whole auditorium of people because he did such a crappy job of introducing the show. And then I gave him three solid days to go to the post office and pick up a box. And he waited until the post office was closed.

That was funny. That was funny. But it's still a fucking way to go, Tony. JJ for five. We're going on a field trip to Texas warehouse tour. Here we come. Guys, I don't know. There might be a gate or a.

Careful with this gate. It's real confusing. It's got some amount. It's like a riddle. It's got some amount of driveways and gates that you have to get right. pass the minotaur's quiz to get into the uh business what has three gates answer wrong and you will find yourself at the end of a stick uh let's see daris which penal code applies in the case of uh can i just inside? Yes Can you? You're already inside. Oh, you're actually just entering

because I have no power here Darius for five. I wish Rakeda would have asked Eric whether he kept the money or turned it into the police. Jordan Lewis for five. That's a good question. The money on the door Yeah. It's evidence of a crime Either it is or it isn't See, what it is is I kept

it and I did spend it on lottery tickets If Eric was smart Yeah take the money and go buy Something stupid No go to the police He says Nick asked him if he called the police And he said I don't know He said no

He goes well did the security company He goes well that's just something that they would have done So did they I mean that's just something that they would have done. He goes, so did they? He goes, oh, well, yeah, I mean that's cover your ass. 101. Yeah. Okay. So did, yes or no? That's the part of the, I was

asking if you had the clip because somebody in the comments was like, if a lawyer asks you, were you in fear for your life? Say yes. The answer is yes. That's not your turn to be a tough thug gangster and go i ain't afraid of nothing it's like oh then you have actually no legal recourse because if you had assaulted him and you're admitting you were not in fear for your life then

no you have no castle doctrine bullshit let me see if i have that uh maybe it's this one this is when he's he's talking Oh, talking about his private warehouse. To appear at a business that, again, isn't public. And when I say it's not public, Rekata, I'm not saying that someone can't access it. That's not the argument it is that I'm making. I'm saying that this. Oh, maybe now that's not it. Where does he talk about it? I don't like people doing that.

You're not going to find it. What if I did? What if I found it right fucking now? Look through the transcript. What? Hit those three dots next to download. But again, I do question that whole gallery aspect of it all because, yeah. I want to hear it.

Well, you want to find what he's talking about next to download. What the fuck is download? Oh, oh, oh, right there. Oh, there's no. Click? No, no. Save? It might not have a transcript.

Sample contact. What am I even looking for? I forgot. You're looking for him admitting that he was not looking for his life. Oh, yeah, that's cool. It's all gravy. Started high side. No, I don't really got it all upstairs.

And I agree with you, but you just said it's the same as your house. It's actually not the same as your house. He's so angry all the time. And how to get to them if they actually want to that doesn't matter who it is that you are that's not the issue the issue isn't simply that oh a guy a guy knew it probably will be on that trespass like for the cops like it probably will be a point on the trespass like if i was his lawyer i would I would say there's a publicly accessible road

and an open driveway that you can drive into. That's not the issue. It can apply to my house. People eventually will find where to be and all other stuff. That's not what it is that I'm contending. I'm contending no matter if you know where it is.

In the sense of what it is, it doesn't matter. The point of contention it is that I have with why i take exception all right i'm trying to help but that's that's fine and i appreciate that i appreciate you trying to help me okay so are there any other threats so the the one threat differentiation there i am totally aware of that but that's not the point of contention that's not what it is that I'm saying. All right. Is there, is there something else? That's all person's house being myself about, uh,

then, uh, I want to address something that you said. All right, fuck it. This is not good broadcasting, skipping around a fucking video. Just we'll find it later.

Everyone can find it. I quit. Scroll down. Super chat. Is that it? Uh, point is Eric admitted. He is not scared of Riley there, Everyone can find it I quit Scroll down Super Chess Is that it? Point is Eric admitted He is not scared of Riley

But I think he is scared Let's see Jordan Lewis for five Says is this the Home improvement show? Where are the drills And overalls I was led to expect?

I wanted help Renovating my bathroom With Vito the tool man Vito the tool man I Vito the Toolman. Big hot bits. I think someone sees that picture and they go, I want to read more about this. No one would. This looks fun.

No one would want to read more about a guy with a tiny head. You know, half to probably 70% of the people that read those are women. You're putting two guys with two not attractive guys with tools. You think that's a big draw for them? Yeah, they love that stuff. No, they don't. They don't like reading shit about tools. I think a lot of women watch Home Improvement, you know?

Everybody loves Tim the Tool Man Taylor. How's your, historically, how's your ability to make a visual first impression? Because mine's bad. I usually, I guess not great. That's what's leading this document. I want people reading

to think, wow, what do these guys look like? I bet they're my wildest fantasies. Well, once the show gets you know, what do you call it? Not approved. The opposite. Rejected from every studio in Hollywood because they watch one episode of this show where we talk about

Dianne Feinstein being raped in hell by demons. What? That's... It's not network television talk. I'm not going to say that on TV. Oh, okay. Good. Just joking about that.

I don't believe in hell. It's stupid. Oh, that's a good answer. Yes, this is the home improvement show everyone loves. Pop quiz for 1999. Money for the severance. Thank you, pop quiz. Jack Rockstar for five.

Glad someone's finally speaking out about its Diane. Yeah. She did the same ruse to me, but told me I would get stock tips. She raped this guy, too. How old were you? How old were you when Dianne Feinstein raped you It's finally time to let that bitch have it For $10 I care

Leave me a message. I care. I want to get even RIP to Dianne Feinstein a trailblazer. She'll never rape any little boys again. That's true, right? Objectively. Well, no. Objectively true. Again, again infers that she did it at least once. Okay, she will never.

She, from now on, has no ability to rape young boys. Perfect. There you go. You said it. So now you're just as guilty as things I was saying. Even though it's a factual statement. J by hop for 10. Roll up.

You mean pull up. Oh, Zeta Quincel for two. Bunny Battalion. Yeah. Nate Ring for 10. Thank you for egging on. She has the scissors. She's got the scissors in there.

Cool. Scissors for Riley, everybody. Yes. Spam those scissors. Hammer Eric July with scissors all the time and everything. Nate Ring for 10. Thank you for egging on this giant R-tard it's epic Watching him burn down his company over being

Too autistic to take a joke Shout out to Riley you've got him Quaking in his perma sweater Speaking of autistic Obviously null is On Eric July's side For no reason Dude like The people are tying themselves up in knots Statistic, obviously Null is on Eric Joliet's side.

Dude, like, the people are tying themselves up in knots to be like, well, I hate Nick Rakeda because Null told me to. And I hate Dick. And I hate Dick Richardson because Null told me to. So I'm going to be on the side of this clear moron who is legally implicating himself in crimes. Comic books are really important to me for some reason. And harassing people is wrong. I've realized all these people are just like weird autistics who are desperately in need of a community and will believe anything anyone tells them.

It's so weird and so sad. Yeah. But hey, if you feel like a part of something, why stop? Kill yourself. Pitong for 50 big dollars on the board. Says this money goes towards Vito clip-aversing his beard. You gonna shave your beard? No, I'm not gonna shave my beard. Not for 50.

For how much? Dude, it will look so bad. I did that clip show. Can't answer a fucking question. You can see me without a beard. Eric July. How much money? Yeah, how much money? Five grand. Okay, that's 50 then. Hold on, 1,500 I'd do it for.

1,500? I can grow it back pretty quick. Okay. All right, we're saving up now on the beard fund. Well, I'm writing stuff down. I've been buying Game Boys. I need some money. Derek's Ratacobas for five.

You've been selling any? What did I sell? I've been selling something. Okay. You sold something. I gotta sell faster. I have to sell faster than I've been buying. Let's put it that way. You better start now. I should. Darius for five. There's a man

in my warehouse. There's a man in my warehouse. He's affecting my livelihood. There's a man in my warehouse. Andy Johnson for two says hippity hoppity all over Eric's property. Andy, you get a gold star for that one. Berserker for five. I can't believe Riley would do this.

As the saying goes, a man's warehouse is his castle. That is what we always say. Where a man parks to go to work at a strip mall where he rents a warehouse is his castle. Exactly. That's the path to a man's heart is through his business park parking lot. The Monkey Bros for five. He's coming right for us. Castle doctrine.

Niterpi for five. I have a coworker who's being a real asshole. Any tips for petty ways I can slowly drive him insane. Preferably legal, but I won't snitch if you don't. Send him spreadsheets to do. Get that weird little USB thing that chirps at random intervals and just plug it in the back of his computer. Yeah.

I heard it drives people insane. Diamond G for 555. OSHA commands forklifts six inch or less from the ground when parking up. Well, Eric's probably violating that shit. Report him to OSHA commands forklifts six inch or less from the ground when parking up. Well, Eric's probably violating that shit. Report him to OSHA. Everybody report Eric July's warehouse to OSHA. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's a fucking safety violation.

You want people to be unsafe? If you believe there's a legitimate safety violation, but don't make dumb ones. I saw that video. You don't have to believe it. It's on OSHA. I don't know any OS ones. I saw that video. You don't have to believe it. It's on OSHA. I don't know any OSHA. OSHA will be responsible and make the determination. That is not my responsibility.

I'm not an OSHA safety and hazards admin, whatever they stand for. It is my opinion that if Eric needs to be reported to any government agency, I'm sure someone within his organization or something will do so. And we as third parties can remain uninvolved. Well, whatever. I'm a journalist. Rich for five, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Jared Fogle.

True. Classic Jared quote. Panic pun for five, you should make a superhero for Superkiller named Mosey. Mosey. LP Dirty T for five. Can you imagine the scolding? Mosey. Mosey. LP Dirty T for five. Can you imagine the scolding? Mosey's everywhere. Burn away.

Burn away. Burn away. Burn. Burn away. Burn away. Burn away. Burn away. Where is it?

I'm going to make a... Pull up on this, motherfucker. Go in my warehouse, bitch. I to my warehouse. Bitch. I'm a bad warehouse. Shut your mouth. I'm talking about my warehouse. Who's in my pocket life?

That's right. It is. You're a lawyer. I'm basically a lawyer. I'm like the best rock star lawyer in the world. $17, $12, it don't matter. All that matters is those kids got that color. You kids got my money.

I said, you kids got my money. Get over here, bitch. What you got, leukemia? Tracheemia? Huh? Zuchemia. That's all. Hear the song.

With comics. What stage kids do you got? Take this copy of Eyes Out. You got stage two kids? You have stage three kids in a minute. Can you dig it? Man gets your ice cream order wrong in Texas. All right. LP Dirty T for five Can you imagine the scolding That was Mosey

That character That's Mosey I'm gonna name him Doc Castle Oh okay For the castle doctrine See that's what This is like What the treatment was

This guy says a good name It's funny And then you just change it For no reason I make it Mosey Fucking exactly what it was. Mosey's moseying around.

You're like, yeah, actually his name's Castle. Well, then why is he doing this? I reject your improv training. I'm not going to yes and your bullshit. All right. LP Dirty T for five. Can you imagine the scolding Eric's wife gave him after Ricada's stream? Eric!

Eric! I'll see you on the Arcata Stream! Oh, Mrs. July. Why you say... Why you with that white man? Push you around like that. When a hunk asks you what something costs, $17, you say, no, it costs $20. How I gonna sell this edge of jewelry?

You keep making a fool out of yourself in front of this lawyer. Eric, get back here. Get your old big black ass back here. We're canceled. There's no chance of coming back from this. How embarrassing. Wait, wait, wait. You know what the funniest thing is? What's the funniest thing? When Nick said, oh,

how much was the average cost? You can see it in his eyes. There's a moment where he thinks that the cost was more than $17. Rekata thought that. Yeah, he goes, oh, well, how much was the average cost? And he's thinking, he's going to say like $20. Yeah.

Right? Instead, it's less than what the people paid for it. That's why the blow is so tremendous. That's why he went. Idiot. Idiot. Stupid. Why are you making that face, Nick Ricada?

What kind of face is that? What are you doing? Eric, did you tell him it was about the culture? Like we discussed. All right. He did say that. It's about the culture. He said it's a cultural thing.

What's a cultural thing? Pulling up? Shooting Riley. I don't know what the fuck. He's just mumbling gibberish with a mouthful of fucking marbles every time he talks. I have no idea what he's saying. I need a jive interpreter. He doesn't even, I guarantee you he doesn't really talk like that.

He's doing a minstrel show. Eric does not sound that, nobody on earth sounds that fucking black. He's developed an affectation, let's be clear. My man, just fucking talk Like you don't have to talk like a fucking weatherman But I know you don't talk like that He's uh He's playing his part

He's got a character What are you gonna do I'm sure Flava Flav I'm sure Flava Flav doesn't wear a clock All the time you know Okay Best show ever congratulations on your success Cheese 1000 for 5 Flava Flav doesn't wear a clock all the time, you know? Okay. Best show ever.

Congratulations on your success. Cheese 1000 for five. Why didn't those Texans enforce their penis codes during the Uvalde school shooting? I agree. Solo Connell for 34. Sorry, for five. Your Eric July impressions are far too proficient at using the English language. Try using empathize and the point of contention incorrectly. Yeah.

All right, we need a list of, somebody said we need to make an Eric July bingo card every time he says point of contention. Free space, what it is. What it is. What it is.

Gear Tooth Cartoons for five. I saw a commenter say that Nick is now an enemy of the fellowship and they weren't joking. Jesus fucking Christ. They're dusting off the Infinity Gauntlet

as we speak. Darius for five. You guys are fucking around big time. The fellowship is coming. When Eric says rockstar lawyers and he means it literally, they are his band members. Oh God, they probably are. He's got one band member already managing his finances. That ginger retard.

Might as well be his lawyer as well. They went on a second honeymoon. Did you see that? Yeah, he used Eric July's money to pay for his second honeymoon. Eric July's getting fleeced. What a fantastic guy. I bet you thought I was going to say something else. Yeah, he's a fantastic guy. What a fantastic individual.

Joe, cool for 10. The warehouse werewolf is asleep because it was daytime. That's why Eric didn't attack Riley. Oh. Wow. See all the fan meetup boys. Whiskey shot for Dick. Mountain Dew shot for Vito.

So as long as Riley doesn't go there during a full moon, he'll be okay. Yeah. But if he goes during a full moon. We better tell him. I think we shouldn't tell him. No, I'll tell Riley. I want to see the werewolf come to life on a live stream. Well, he'll be prepared at least.

He'll have like a wooden cancer kid to stab in the heart of the warehouse or something. Yeah, we'll send him. We'll send him. Or a silver bullet. No, that's a silver bullet. We're not giving Riley a gun. Not even in jest. Silver receiving order.

Sure. That's what he needs. He can have some garlic. To serve the warehouse with. Zeta Quincel for two. It's all okay, guys. Eric has rock star liars. Lou Sassy for five.

Maybe Eric July can hire Kevin. Drinking beer helps me steer Landau to replace his rock star lawyers. CG for five says here's $17. Good work, C.G. Thank you for the $17 for the first official Biggest Problem charity stream. Biggest Problem, where you can donate $5, but it's kind of like $17 if you think about it. Joe, cool for five. Fans hate watching the show.

All those PKA appearances are really paying off. Oh, yeah. Lemon Trash E for two, Eric just dropped a new video about Riley. Like, just did? He did. Well, we ain't got time for that. We'll have to watch it next week. Horny for Serotonin, 15, says, lol.

Thanks for the 15. Jared M. Sean for five, I saw him going back to that nightclub for being disrespected. Makes more sense as we get to know Eric. Eric, who made a comic about a man who shows up to private businesses unannounced and commits acts of violence seems to be upset when someone non-violently goes to his place of business. Sol O'Connell, 34 for 5.

This motherfucker cannot even construct a basic right or sentence. I legitimately think he's dumber than Maddox and not by a small amount. Well, 15 IQ points in that 90-100 area. Can we not talk about IQ? Why? He's dumb.

Yeah, sure. It seems like anytime there's an IQ discussion on the internet, it kind of gets goes in the wrong direction. What do you mean? I don't mean anything. What do you think his IQ is? It's a million. I'll name a number You say it's You blink

Blink if you think it's I'm not playing this game Higher If you blink Keep your eyes open forever If you think it's higher And blink if you think it's lower Keep your eyes open forever

84 I'm sure it's Blinked, okay God damn it 83 Stop, look I don't know IQ of 83

I don't know his IQ Blinked I'm sure it's 82 don't know. IQ of 83. I don't know his IQ. Blanked. I'm sure it's true. 82. Eric July has an IQ of 82. Do you agree? Higher or lower? Sure.

Sure. There's no problem with that. Blank. Ah, fuck you. All right. Slu Sassy for five. Dick is trying to collect gems, but Carl from WATP has already captured the Puerto Rican gem from Stuttering John. That's true.

He's Puerto Rican? He definitely, yeah. He's like, uh. I think he's going to be me and Carl, like the Highlander. We're racing for gems right now. The gem race is on. The war of the gems is here. Darius45, all these smart people are just now realizing they're dealing with an R-Tard, but Dick knew it all along.

Yep. David Gomez for two. Eric not picking up on social cues. The Tism. Combat Maiden for five. There's a sizable contingent of Cretans that are in love with any base black guy that has to only say a few catchphrases to garner an audience. Yeah, he's a token.

He's a, yeah, there's a bit of that. Cullen Care for five. I feel like I got to ask, since I've noticed it in a few episodes. Who the hell do I hear cackling in the background occasionally? My dog. Diamond G for 555. Hell of an episode. GG.

Tardis for 10 says the N word. Okay. Congrats on getting that through the filter. How did you put that in? Look at that. Because the A's got like an umlaut over it. Wow. Good job.

Now we know. And knowing is half the power ian benoit for 20 everybody could put that in eric is currently doing a rip averse q a on twitter right now both comic story and business we're missing out and business ask him how much money he has in the bank and what his burn rate is. Ask him how many more months he can survive without an infusion of cash from the blaze. Ask him how many copies he has on hand of ISOM No. 2 and how many copies he specifically printed of Cover C. I'm very interested in that. Dominic for 10.

Ask him how it feels to steal cancer medicine out of those kids' veins. Dominic for 10. This whole drama has been so fun to watch. Thanks, Richard and Vito, for the hours of amazing spurging. Dominic for 10. This whole drama has been so fun to watch. Thanks Richard and Vito for the hours of amazing spurging. Torturous for 5. Amazed Eric doesn't have a fire alarm beeping in the back of his videos. I was thinking

that as well. Wet Bandit for 5. Laughing my ass off. You can hear Eric's wife getting plowed by their dog. Zeta Quixel for 2. We're not talking about that. People are having way too much fun With the emojis

Zedekwinksel for two Fish Fantastic Ripperverse RIP-iverse Congrats on the W boys JewH for a huge hundred Canadian dollars Wow

Says I'm gonna have to cut down more trees But you guys are in this. Have fun tomorrow. Ju-H, thank you. Big live show tomorrow. You will be able to watch it. We will be live streaming it on YouTube unless we fuck it up somehow. So come here tomorrow at 8 p.m. Pacific time.

That's going to be 11 p.m. Eastern time. Canadian time. For the big live show, live stream. Toby Ferris wheels for... That doesn't count. No, it doesn't. For 10. The gift that Jess can't stop giving, although I wish Vito wouldn't equate his works with more love.

TBF, that's like fighting with your GF over loving her more than she loves you. What works? I have no idea. John Riffs for five. Good work, Riley. Can you guys play the clip of Riley saying he feels gay when he feels pride in his employees?

Wait, did he actually say that? Dude, I have so many clips, like so many insane clips from that idiot. We're not gonna make it to the live show, I tell you that. Yeah, we're gonna, it's 8-0, it's 8-10. I know, I'm just fucking with you. Alright, uh... Wait a minute. Eric feels gay when he praises his employees.

Look at this one. Well, he did call him dumb. I don't think Eric liked that. Oh, wait, here's when Nick calls his employees. Look at this one. Well, he did call him dumb. I don't think Eric liked that. Oh, really? Yeah. This is when he tried to get him to understand a hypothetical question. And Eric said, but I did have breakfast this morning. Ignoring any more specific statements on the subject and just going by what was said here,

can you understand why someone who hates you might think that when you say it's one thing online and then you say it's something else an explanatory thing and then you make a donation afterwards that that might be trying to cover for what was called out like again someone who's bad like they don't like you bad faith they're not going to take you at your word do you see how they can make that conclusion no i think i think if well then you're fucking dumb eric why you let that one man call you dumb do you understand why i couldn't watch the stream now like i no not at all.

It's like watching him get whipped. Don't say that. Metaphorically. No, it's not like that at all. It's very different from watching him be whipped. Whooped. Sorry, that's what I meant. That's what you meant.

With a U, then it's okay. Two O's. Two O's. No, whoop. W-H-U-P. I guess you could use a double O. Oh, wait, the gay one. He's saying gay stuff, though.

That's homophobic. That's worse than what I said. He says a lot of homophobic. He calls stuff gay all the time. Okay, hold on. Let me find this. I'm not wildly offended by it, but I'm like, oh, that's kind of... I am.

I don't know. What's a fucking gay He was calling like What's a gay person ever done For Against Any of us I think he was calling gay guys

There's like two gay guys Like a couple of fairies Or whatever I'm like wow Where did you get this like Antiquated terminology Who's calling people Fairies

Alright Here we go Oh yeah Gay in all caps Wow you have a million Fucking clips Lemon Saki did this There we go. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Oh, yeah. Gay in all caps. Wow, you have a million fucking clips. Lemon Saki did this. Good work, Lemon Saki.

I'm sure we're going to play more of these next show because they're ridiculous. And it really, it's fulfilling to be able to have good, you know, I love seeing a smile on the employees' faces. I know that sounds kind of gay, and it is, to be able to have good, you know, I love seeing a smile on the employee's faces. I know that sounds kind of gay and it is to be completely honest. What the fuck? Why is that gay? Cause he wants to fuck them. I like seeing my employees smile.

No homo. Jesus Christ, man. Nobody was thinking that. I don't think he's comfortable with his sexuality. I have clips of him being explicitly homophobic. Yeah. Like, saying that he's afraid that if he looks at gay guys, they will try to fuck him.

Like, weird, antiquated black homophobia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That community has some problems with the gay community. Whoops. He should get over it. Let's see. Okay, John Riffs. Good work, Riley. He says for $5.

Oh no, we did that one. Michael winning for $5. And here Vito was worried about facing Mr. July in court, another enemy who defeats himself. Yeah, he handed me like evidence. Who did it, Eric? I don't know. Did they do it? Maybe. Okay, well, I look forward to your rock star lawyer lawsuit when we have that clip now. Amazing. Yeah, good work.

Darius for five, sold two shows and caught two retards. What a life. Yes. Good work, Dick. Carson Redactor for five, if Vito tanks the Hollywood show, he can pitch the Eric July comic scam Netflix documentary. I'd watch it. Webbander for five, Vito, I'm going to pull up and feed you so much bread tonight that you miss your weigh-in.

Are you weighing in at the show live tomorrow? We can do that. Okay. I thought about it. I don't think it's going to go well. The weigh-in or the show? It's been a bad month. Oh, because you got off your bathtub.

I bought off my bathtub nonsense to cope with the endless stress of my modern day. Why'd you stop taking it? Cause my mom was in town and I was like, oh, well I'm going to, you know, get food with her. And then we had that business meeting where we're going to go to the steakhouse. I was like, well, you know, I shouldn't take yet. What do you think a psychologist would say about that? That I'm a fat piece of shit?

No, that you stopped taking your, your magic food repellent when your mom came into town. I've been good. I've been staying, you know, I've been drinking diet colas. That's what a psychologist would say? I've been drinking diet colas. Good work on drinking those diet colas. Okay. I got a bunch of diet.

You know, the diet orange soda's pretty good. The Sunkist. Well, it's all diet. Yeah, but the Sunkist tastes good. I couldn't even tell. P.W. Project 5, You Ain't Done Ever was been judged by Yoskeen Cola. Yep, totally. Darth 360 No Scope for 10.

With all of Eric July's pot and his in crime, Shad, Flash, etc., eating crow together, I propose they get bundled for Dick's next Infinity Stone, the neckbeard gem. No offense, Vito. All those guys are dumber than rocks. Nate Ring for 2. Wow, Vito, Diet Coke looking skinny gem. No offense, Vito. All those guys are dumber than rocks. Nate Ring for two. Wow, Vito, Diet Coke. Looking skinny, by the way, my guy.

Thank you. I am skinny. Disastrous Bastard for five. Texans are just Alaskans with different hats. Imafade for five. I don't care about comics until Eric July comes up. Great episode. Thank you.

Zeta Quixel for five. Vito, just buy a Tenga hole. No, just put it in a sock. It's cheaper. Shred 2010 for five. Thank you, buddy, for coming on by. Christopher Marsh for five. My theory is Eric is so desperate for his wife's approval that he's hypersensitive to any challenge to his image or masculinity. Also, his pee-pee is small. Maybe that's it. Eric? Eric?

You gotta get out there. I put up with your small dick all these years, but I can't put up with you getting clowned on the internet. That tweet was not long enough, Eric. Yeah, please keep tweeting. You gotta add multiple paragraphs. All day long. I'm not gonna keep tweeting. You gotta add multiple paragraphs. Multiple paragraphs.

They're not gonna respect you. Scroll on down a little bit here. Jesus Christ. Wow. You guys are having way too much fun with this show. It is a good... You know what? For an episode 107, I'm glad that we had some good stuff to talk about. Yeah.

Dave for 10. Fuck Texas. Here in Alaska, we've got the loosest gun laws in the country and the loosest abortion laws in the country. Cool. So ladies, if you ever need to shoot your fetus in the third trimester, because it's probably a rape baby in Alaska. Vorvids for 10 says, I need a refresher of the Vito vs. Comicsgate drama.

Comicsgate loves me. Is that Ethan? I'm friends with Ethan. I'm friends with Miller, the guy you gotta unblock. No, I'm not unblocking him. Unblock him! He's too insolent. He wants you to unblock him.

No. What would it take? I'll have to think about it. Think about it. It's really tearing him up, because he loves the show. Alright, I'll unblock There you go thank you Stray beans for three Vito call renowned zero out by name He's our word

Renowned zero come on get it together Yeah but he's like the drunken peasants retard I don't want to step on their retards They're collecting their gems we're collecting our gems Stay in our lane We might try to take some of Carl's gems Lemon trashy for two I made Ralph laugh today And I think I get it now Stay in our lane. We might try to take some of Carl's gems. Lemon Trashy for two.

I made Ralph laugh today, and I think I get it now. Everybody loves Ralph. Darius for ten. Best episode 107 ever. Thank you, Darius. It's much better than the last one. It's much better than the last one. Chris for two.

I was number one on the F-099 leaderboard on day one. What's your excuse? I'm banning you. I'm banning this guy. Spider-Turtle. Don't ban him from the show Don't you ever fucking say that shit to me He's just He likes F-0 Spider-Eternal for two

Pour one out for Maddox Classic R.I.P. bro He's not dead though Not yet He's back He's fat now Like a demon You gotta save that For Sunday

All about that Sunday I'm sure You'll have a lot To talk about Me 04120 For five Now that I know How much

This drama Bothered Nick Wearing the bunny ears In Nashville Is even funnier to me Happy 107 guys Yeah it's really funny Happy 107

Guys I want everybody to Give a big round of applause For Mr. Kulais Oh yeah give a big round of applause for Mr. Cool Ice putting a big $100 on the board. Thank you, buddy. He says, you guys rule. I love this show so much. Well, we love you,

Mr. Cool Ice. Thanks, Mr. Cool Ice. You guys in the audience, I'm not going to say shit makes the show happen. You want to put it to Vito's beard shaving fund. Yeah. But too late. Too late. You have to declare it at the time. I would say you guys make the show happen, beard shaving fund. Yeah. But too late. Too late. You have to declare it at the time. It's the rule. I would say you guys make the show happen, but let's be clear.

I make the show happen. Dick contributes. And we love entertaining you guys. And that's what it comes down to. Solo Connell, 34 for 5. Please play all the Eric July clips. I'm seeing a little gem action going on. No, no, no.

My gem is safe. My gem is safe. My gem is safe. Play all the Eric July clips. It's the best content from the entire run of the show. I'm sure next week we'll have more. He keeps giving us clips. He's giving us clips right now, apparently. I really feel bad not playing them, too, but it's just...

It's too much. Every fucking clip. The whole show would be clips. Do an Eric July clip show. Go nuts. There's like a thousand of them. Just one more. Okay.

Just one. Guys, don't forget, you can subscribe to Nick Ricada at Ricada Law on YouTube and watch the entire live stream where you're going to have plenty of clips yourself. Wow, look at this. There's a hundred clips in this folder. Uh-oh. This ought to be good. Oh, look at this. There's a hundred clips in this folder. Uh-oh. This ought to be good. Oh, God.

People you talk to who go around in circles about semantics, we all support you. Well, you got to understand from his perspective, he's a lawyer. There's nothing that you're going to pin. Definitely in a war of words or whether it be a debate, a dispute, a non-lawyer cannot out, and I hate to use the term weasel because that sounds bad,

but what it is that I'm saying is that certain types of languages, he's trained to be a little more calculated in that. So it's going to be very difficult to pin someone on it. You know what I mean? So this is how, for example, he was able to say, even though he explicitly stated before that he did not see someone, evidence of someone trying to ruin a business, he did say after that that they did try to ruin a business.

It was just always prefaced that that meant that they felt that it was unjustified. Even though that's literally not what he's saying. Bro, I'm just trying to ruin your business because you're a comic site. Literally, I'm trying to get people to not buy your comic. You are trying to ruin Marvel's business. He did not see evidence of some. You are trying to ruin DC Comics business. But you cannot

get in a war. You do the exact same thing. You tried to ruin our business. And guess what? It fucking exploded. Yes. But nobody bought more of your comic. This idea that you talk shit about businesses all the time.

You tried to ruin my business. You tried to ruin my business. Who is the man who can't get tricked by an old loyal man? I can't possibly win that battle. I can't win against no loyal man. There's no way that I can fucking do it. He's trained to do it. There's no way that I can't possibly win that battle. I can't win against no one. There's no way that I can fucking do it. He's trained to do it.

There's no way that I can fucking try to do that. So that's why I was like, you know what? I see it from your perspective now that now, okay, you didn't say it before, but it should have been understood, and he thought that was preface. This is why I didn't understand. Oh, if someone's doing bad things to some ex-person, you would think that it's okay to ruin someone's business. I'm like, that's not even what the fuck that we're talking about.

But you didn't say that. It wasn't like, I didn't see it. It wasn't about what it is that I said. You said it. You said that you didn't see evidence of someone trying to ruin it. But now it means that you did see evidence of someone trying to ruin it. It just means that they felt that it was justified. That's two completely different terms.

But you did a very good job of stating that. It just means that it's unjustified. It always means that. That's what I did. And that's what I did. I cannot possibly Out rhetoric that guy There's no Or any

Why did you try Why did you try He wasn't Doing any rhetoric He's just asking Really Basic questions Basic questions

How your business functions Like Do you think I If your friend Was doing something You didn't like Do you call him And tell him to stop

No Then why do you want me to do that to Dick? Right. Do you think that would stop it? Oh, that's a... I have a fucking great quote of that. Hold on. Okay. This one is fucking perfect. And then we'll... Then that's it. Do you know

what I've said to Dick about this? No, not... I only know what you say in public. Have you? I'll ask you flat out. Have you? Maybe. Is that a yes or no then, Nick? I don't know. Is it a yes or no?

You're saying what I haven't done. Hold on, hold on. You're the one who said what I did. You can't sit up here and keep asking me these questions. First of all, you're asking me to be his dad, dude. Have you addressed him personally about it? Have you? Yes or no?

Yes or no? I'm talking to Dick a hundred times about this. Yes. Okay, cool. All right, cool. Okay, cool. How did that conversation go? Exactly as you would expect a conversation with Dick Masterson about what they should do.

I don't know. Hey, Dick, you should do this. No. I've also had that conversation. You're looking a little jimmy over there. All right, wait wait let me back yeah keep asking me these questions have you have you yes or no yes or no something a hundred times about this yes okay cool all right

cool that's all okay cool and so how did that conversation go exactly as you would expect a conversation with dick masterson about what they should do i don't know i don't know how that is you haven't figured that out by now like if you tell dick to do something that he's not gonna do it what did you tell him to do you haven't figured that out by now idiot it's literally two and a half hours of this it's like you can't be like dumb as a play all the clips The whole thing is a clip show The whole thing is Eric July is dumber than rocks Eric July is every

Every Contestant on Judge Judy That ever lost In one person Yeah The dumbest Of all The dumbest contestant

On Judge Judy Is him So what'd you do? I stole a bunch of drugs We see Judge Well what happened was Just answer the question Judge Judy is him. So what'd you do? I stole a bunch of drugs. Well, you see, Judge, what happened was... Just answer the question! Hey, Dick, this shit's gay.

I wish you would stop. You told him to stop? What am I going to do? Like, demand? I'm not his dad. I'm asking you how the conversation went. I don't know what the fuck happened. Do you call people up

and tell them to stop doing something? If I have a person... Your friend. I think they're doing something that i think is ill-advised i 100% will it would be if you'll tell them i will have well i will advise them whatever way i can't demand a grown-ass man oh you can't demand something of a grown-ass man but i can no i'm not saying no that's the complete opposite of what it is and i'm saying that's why i'm asking what it is what did you saying. That's why I'm asking you what it is you said. You, of course, can't demand... That's all, folks. Guys, go watch the whole thing.

You're going to love it. Let's burn these super chats. Ah, sorry. It's all right. Where are we? Whoops. We're going to have a million of these.

Okay, there we go. Drunken Atheist Studio for 666. See you all tomorrow. See you there. Kent Reyes for 10. I just think of Riley chasing Eric around the business park like Scissorman from Clock Tower. That's some good tortoise interference.

Tortoise for four. Like the big Lebowski. Yes. Tortoise says, wait till Eric learns about the hassle doctrine. Jesus Christ. Uh-oh. Don't get franked. Dave for five.

Towards the Beard Fund. Let me see them chins, honey. Okay, five bucks. Don't get franked Dave for five towards the beard fund Let me see them chins honey Okay five bucks Pigeon saw 174 for 20 bucks The way you two whip internet dummies into a fervor Will never stop being hilarious These people are dumb That's what I'm trying to express to you people

That all the people who fight with us and go Dick and Vito are evil They're like the stupidest Fucking people Yeah they're retarded They're like the stupidest Fucking people Yeah they're retarded They're tiny brained morons And I'm so glad that they keep exposing themselves As complete morons

Lemon trashy for two Riley actually showed up on Eric's wife's birthday Riley I think did mention that Really? Happy birthday Mrs. July You're ruining my birthday With your comic book shit I think did mention that. Really? Happy birthday, Mrs. July. You're ruining my birthday with your comic book shit. You said you were going to take me to Red Lobster,

and you've been fighting with that boy all day long. JJ for two. I told y'all I wanted it was a good birthday, and you're going to ruin it with your internet beefs. JJ for two says, I'm the responding agency. Adventure Tim for five says, the biggest problem problem the universe is when women try to say mozzarella like they speak Mozzarella

Ethan for ten he says cyber frog that's all hail cyber frog we love cyber frog guys cyber frog three I believe is still available on Indiegogo check it out Nazis are cool for five I miss the old biggest problem in the universe Nazis are cool Cyberfrog. Cyberfrog 3, I believe, is still available on Indiegogo. Check it out.

Nazis are cool for five. I miss the old biggest problem in the universe. Nazis are cool. Yeah. Nazis. All right. That's pretty good. I wasn't looking at the screen. Robin Turner for 10.

Who do you think would score higher in a problem solving test? Eric July. Don't read that. Okay. Darius Radikovic is for five. What kind of problem? What's the over under on how many times Rakeda had his head in his hands? Count them out, folks.

Dave for two. Show just gets better once Mrs. July voice. Lulz. Give me one last refresh, guys. Thanks for coming by. Biggest problem. We love you all. There's too many super chits, but we love them.

Okay. Here we go. All right. That's it. Dave for two. Diet Squirt is the bomb, yo. I'll try it. Darius for five All right, that's it. Dave for two. Diet Squirt is the bomb, yo. I'll try it. Darius for five.

Happy Patreon bump. And Gene Rick for two. Great to meet up with you guys. Dick, show me the list of our greatest supporters. Don't forget to join the show at patreon.com slash biggest problem and back.by slash biggest problem where you'll get access to exclusive bonus episodes, which I believe we will be recording a new bonus episode next week. This week you will be getting two episodes, though.

You got this one and you got the live show on Saturday. Is that the new one? No, that's from March. No, it's from September. Okay. I don't know why it said March, though. Well, because the layer is named. No, that's not the right one.

I know that's not the right one. I don't know where I put it. Hold on. I put it in the other one. Okay, we'll go not the right one. I know that's not the right one. I don't know where I put it. Hold on. I put it in the other one. Okay, we'll go to the other one. I spent all this time putting it together. I know, but all those people were in. There it is.

Yeah, that's the right one. It's called Patreons. Yeah, I think I just made it something. I don't know. Whatever. Regardless, thanks to all the Dickhead Plus, VetoFile Plus. We'll have a new bonus episode coming soon. Leave it on the screen. Well, I'm trying to put it over us.

Great ending to the best 107 episode. Is Dick unable to leave a graphic on the screen? There it is. Guys, we love you. We will see you at tonight's meetup. We will see you tomorrow at the live show. If you can't make it, don't forget you can watch live tomorrow at 8 p.m. Pacific time.

One more time, vote on all the problems at biggestproblem.show. And Eric July, the gift that keeps on giving. Dick, can you play the Eric July song real quick? Wait, which one? Who is the man? Oh, yeah, okay. Who can dunk on his stupid face? What a show!

Some people tell me I don't know how to make comic books. Those people are 100% right. I printed way too many copies And now they're five dollars Ooh Eric Why you been busting on all them fools all day Is that Riley boy gonna come up in your prime Someone showed up to your home personal business

To do that shit To antagonize and to get online Create certain groups Well yeah I mean we talked about that before It's like It's only unjustifiable For the people that you despise You know because any event

That it was anybody else It's just what it is Even if it's like You need to chill out But you'd think that it was weird. At minimum. At minimum. But that's fine.

They, even though they'll never be in the position to applaud dozens of people, if they want to treat that shit like that in the event that they would be in this hypothetical position that they would be in this hypothetical position that they'd never be in to understand that, then that's their business.

They can do that. As for me, as for me, I will do my due diligence and act accordingly because the last guy that I am going to be is the guy that blows some shit off and then it ends up escalating guess who doesn't have to deal with the problems or the consequences law tubers and uh and and and in mcsock account they're not gonna come save me in the event that some shit hits the fan and i was negligent um and uh when i should have been paying more attention to something i did not and then let's say someone got harmed but even if something was that was to damage the business right

annie mcsock account and and the law tubers all they're gonna do is monetize talking about a potential law that's it that's the only thing that's going to happen. Monetize! Ladies and gentlemen, biggest problem, 107. We've done it for us. And you're not going to be the one. We've done it. Goodbye.

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