The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 129

Episode Date: February 24, 2024

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I did not share my screen. Oh. This was. How did that get out then? I sent the Google. What do you out then? I sent the Google... What do you call it? I sent the link to whoever was... There's a stream of guys, and they do a little thing where it's like we read everybody's script and discuss it.

And it's not like a big stream. It's like, you know, four guys... A stream of guys talking about comic books? Yeah, you read a little portion of your comic book. What's it called? Fresh and New Idea? Dot stream? I don't remember what it's called.

It's called We're right on the bleeding edge There's a guy, Preston Poulter It's very complicated He's the one who Ethan and him have a lawsuit Over who owns the word comics gate Ethan owns it, obvious I don't know But I went on his stream and we went through the first

Like 10 pages of the script and we talked about it I'm like this is fun But then somebody, cause he had brought up the script to look at it, and he was sharing his screen. So they were able to take the Google document link. They were typing it out. Who's they? Who's they?

Well, I'm being accused of leaking it myself. Oh, yeah. Null said you leaked it? Yeah. Null says I leaked it to own Eric July. I'm leaking it myself. Oh, yeah. Null said you leaked it?

Yeah, Null says I leaked it to own Eric July. Why would you leak it? I leaked a two-year-old draft of my comic book script. I have never seen someone own goal. Dude, I have. Like, Null has. I saw this happen. Yeah. I saw your Super Killer script get leaked.

Mm-hmm. And I thought, oh, man, I I'm gonna fucking nail Vito tonight. This is a big fuck up, right? He's gonna be devastated. And then you woke up and didn't care. And then I saw Null's big review of it. I was like,

this is, you can make fun of every bad part of this script. You can rake Vito over the coals for this. This is horrible from an OPSEC perspective for everything. Like, it's just devastating. And then Null's first criticism was that you used, in your script for your comic book, you used, in the description of the scene,

where you describe the scene so the illustrator can draw it, you included pictures of things that it was supposed to look like. And Null said, well, this is, if Vito has a problem with Isom's 3D assets, here he is using pictures to explain to an illustrator how, and I said, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Vito's gonna get away with this? Null, you, that's what you went with? Are you fucking, and then the next, because the next comment was,

there's a woman in this getting grabbed. She might be, is that pedophilic? It's like, you saw a woman with tits and assumed that it was a child? And it's, you went straight to pedophiles and like, you used images for the illustrator? Are you fucking serious? You totally blew it.

You totally, you could have had Vito dead to rights on a leaked comic book script and you fucking blew it. Yeah. So like for those who haven't picked this up, my comic book, yes, an old version of my comic book script got leaked. And I was like, well, I don't know. I was like thinking about him like, well, what are they going to say? I mean, yeah, there's like some jokes in there that kind of suck, but I've gotten rid of those from that. It was an early, early draft. So most of what they read or a lot of it has changed.

It's basically Isom because it's the first draft. Right. Isom was a first draft. This was the draft I typed out very quickly, and then you gradually build upon it. And I was like, well, there's probably some shit in there that sucks because it's the first draft. Which is, if you hate you, you make make no so angry that he just fucks up non-stop whenever like he tries to

he tried to convince mr medicare that you're a legit pedophile instead of just convincing him that you're like fat and make jokes you shouldn't be making right like that's with your i don't know weirdos and yeah so Yeah, so I was expecting that everybody would be like, oh, this joke isn't funny, which would hurt me a lot. Me too. Yeah, I would be like, oh, shit. That's what I was going to do. It's supposed to be a funny comic book, and they're making fun of the jokes, and it doesn't matter if they change them. Now people are going to think it's not funny.

Right. Instead, Null goes, Vito's such a bad writer that he included reference images for his artist. For the illustrator to draw. Because he couldn't describe them well enough. had to rely on pictures and i'm like hold on and he said and that's after he gave eric for publishing 3d renders and i'm like you know how did you this up you hate veto how no how did you this this up? You hate Vito. How, no. How did you fuck this up? You know that meme with like the numbers floating around in front of me? I'm like trying.

I'm like. He got away with it. I'm like, hold on, hold on, hold on. So because Eric used 3D renders and was criticized for it, me going to my artist and going, hey, here's some ideas of like what this might look like. It's totally, every single creative like company uses mood boards to like establish what the scenes should look like. Cause a picture is worth a thousand words.

I don't know. I don't think Noel knows like now when you pitch a movie, you go in and you actually make a fake, I forget what they call them like, but you make a fake trailer using scenes from existing movies. Like I watched a pitch for a- It was just so out of left field!

Like, what are you... The 3D asset thing, you guys are like... You guys are permanently stumped on that. Yeah, they really can't figure out... It's funny because... Even Medeker said, I don't understand why the 3D asset's funny.

Video games do it. Like, well, in video games, if a video game sold... If an indie video game sold for, like, $7 million, and then everyone found out that the assets in the game were all freely downloaded from like 3dwarehouse.com, everyone would make fun of that.

Because it's so lazy and uninspired and lifeless. There's asset flip games and like, yes, you can buy and reuse assets, but if you make a bunch of money and like you're supposedly making a really good product. You got a guy floating on a fucking couch nobody's eyes are open because they're all downloaded and cut and paste into the so their eyes are fucking shut while they're while he's talking to his niece or whatever i can't do you want to bring up his tweets because they're like fascinating is that uh no no i don't know if i have them. Maybe. Are you blocked? He said you spent years finding all the assets in ISOM.

Which I didn't find any of the assets in ISOM because other people did. I just kind of watched it. I went, well, that's kind of funny that they found the truck. It definitely didn't take years. It took about, yeah, here we go. Okay, so like. This is insane, man. What even know what to say because i'm just like you know when people just hate you so much that they start saying insane things it's like how dare he drink kool-aid on a wednesday and you're like i don't know how to respond to that in any way yes i did veto here it is veto spent years

plainstakingly going over every page of Ripaverse comics to try and find any art which may be a third party asset Vito did not spend, no one spent years Null This isn't the Rosetta Stone Two guys Every day I took my copy of Ice Sommet and I went

How am I going to figure out where this It must have come from somewhere It can't just manifest, it must have come from somewhere it can't just manifest it must have come from somewhere no that didn't really happen in fact i didn't it's a joke that the 3d assets are in there some people on twitter went look it's all 3d assets and i went oh that's kind of fun no one painstakingly did it either. They just searched for Ford 350 Ford truck. On a 3D website and found it instantly. Table, coffee room table, warehouse.

Weird castle. Like, yeah. So I painstakingly poured over it. But as a script writer. I've read it twice. I didn't painstakingly pour over every page. I went, this sucks. And then let me check if it still sucks.

For a comic that was out last year. For years I've been going through the assets. over every page I went years this sucks and then let me show you that was out last year But as a script writer he doesn't have enough confidence in his own writing to describe scenes or people himself Using references without license so I don't have a right to provide my artist with reference material You know you think the script is I don't know and here's what's funny is I posted this and I was like, wait, is it really actually weird? I know in Hollywood you don't put images in the script because the director's going to handle it. You do when you're shooting. No, you do. A shooting script will have to be.

Well, if you were shooting off of this and you were location scouting, yes, you would. Okay. But I was like, well, this feels like it's normal to me. And then Mark Brooks, who is a professional comic artist who's worked for Marvel and DC, he said, literally every season comic writer I work with will include reference images in their script.

He didn't say some. He said every single one will be like, yeah, it's like a cool bar with some stuff on the walls. Kind of like this. This kind of mood is what I want to match. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For efficiency. You don't just sit there and you go, oh, God! I can't possibly describe it!

I gotta keep explaining! If I show him an example and I don't have the license to show an example, I'm totally screwed! I can't possibly! What is he talking about, the license? Yeah, you just show an artist an image. It's so weird.

Also, let's be real my artist is uh in uh mexico yeah so i was like oh i want to put like you know in the background like a little reference to the simpsons like a little three head uh three-eyed fish or whatever and i was like i don't know if he knows what that looks like so i'll just include a picture of it you know it's unlicensed did you get matt groining's uh writing's permission to put the three-eyed fish in there no well that maybe that's what he's mad about this is the worst this is the most like the most archetypal of i hate someone so i hate everything that he does yeah that i think i've ever seen the idea that he's like he can't write descriptions and he had to use pictures i'm like but there there is a description with the penny never had someone illustrate something There's a very here this tells description along with it, and then I said you know

Any of you could have picked any joke and made fun of it just one joke here Look at how bad this joke is because every joke is bad out of context All you had to do is pick a joke, but you went with he's using unlicensed memes i just like and the fact that people are like retweeting us and they're going well veto's completely owned this comic is dead in the water even eric july and yellow flash he'll never recover i'll never live that one down and i'm like what okay sure i and this was all before you woke up i couldn't believe it no i was i felt sick with worry for you i'm like that's rough for him and then i saw this and i'm like wait what

what he's gonna walk from this uh yeah i mean look i'll say this that first draft or that early draft of the script yeah there's like some jokes that sucked but i've replaced most of them some of them i still think are good it doesn't even matter veto this is what you're i know this is what i'm dealing with i mean i can't go too deep into it but then noel started asking questions where i'm like yeah but that's the theme of the you're like actually just repeating the theme he's like you know doesn't even know what the theme is i'm like no you're stating that you might i might we might argue about that I thought about mr. girls criticism that she should have cancer yeah I agree with him I see what he's saying you say I know what I know what I know what he means and he's right it's a different

book if she has cancer right a good one it's so good see dick has actual criticisms of the script. Oh, well now, now they're all bullshit. Now I get to wait when your when your book comes out in like 2028 or whatever it is. Now I'm just gonna wait for everyone to punch themselves out. Reviewing it. Now it just has to be like, it could be a six out of ten now. And it would still be like shut all these guys up because they're like they said it was gonna be the worst thing ever now it like just

kind of snowed kind of stick to making fun of like lol cows like people who are not aware of why they're funny not not not this no i promise i will stop using unlicensed reference material you're right i should not have posted a screenshot to help my artist envision what I'm seeing. You got a messy apartment there. You got a three-eyed fish. Oh my god. I'm gonna go to jail. Okay. I'm completely blown out.

I've been destroyed this whole week. I thought you were gonna be miserable when you came in because of this. No, this is cleavable. This is fucking hilarious. Yeah. And the same guy, you remember that you were on Ethan VanS skyver's show and they were reading that guy's review of ice on where He can't spell or anything. Oh god I really like the character and Yara was really great in the wrong punctuation or the wrong plurals and stuff Yeah, oh man, you're retarded and then that guy went. Oh man Vino's comic sucks. I read a lot of script.

I'm like, that's basically an endorsement. The mentally handicapped guy who, uh, this is great. This is hilarious. This has worked out so well. Unlicensed reference material! Biggest problem in the universe!

Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from pain in your back to your chip getting cracked in the dip. That was from Smelly Unfortunate. I'm your host, Dick Masters. Joining me as always is Vito Gisualdi. Hi, Dick. What's up, always is Vito Giswaldi. Hi, Dick.

What's up, buddy? How you doing? What a fun. Smelly Unfortunate. This week could have been terrible. Wow, everyone really took their turns getting stumped by you, stumping themselves on you. It's so weird.

I was like, oh, wow, this week's going to be like, it's been a nonstop dog pile. You've been getting dog piled as well. And somehow, at the end of the day, I feel like our stock is just rising exponentially. Because everybody goes, we're going to nail these guys to the wall. And then they do a show or whatever. They complain on Twitter. Everyone goes, what are you guys, fucking retarded?

It's great. This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen It's like moronic Did you see Okay so Andy Worski in PPP Oh yeah I was on Ethan VanSkyver's show You were on Ethan VanSkyver's show We watched that Where PPP's got this

He's in this robe Yeah This Santa Claus robe For no reason Seemingly no reason Well the reason is that he is like Actually fatter than me And the only thing he can wear Is like, actually fatter than me.

And the only thing he can wear is, like, a fucking muumuu at this point. Dude, he looks like a beanbag. Or he looks like a lovesack, actually. Not even a beanbag. He's so big. And the whole video, he's tearing, he's tugging at this robe. To keep it closed? To keep it closed. And it occurred to me.

Yeah. Because I thought, bro, you've got to tie the belt. Like, what are you doing? Yeah, why are you constantly adjusting your rope? It's because the belt that it came with doesn't fit anymore. Right. And I thought, oh, no. You have to get some ratchet straps, dude.

You know when I said the happiest day for a fat man is when he sees another fat man? Yeah. Every time I see PPP, I'm like, things are not nearly as bad as they could be. They're talking about how Eric July is not funny, while PPP, who is fatter than God, is also saying that Nick Riccata drinks too much, while his clothing no longer fits him because he's so addicted to food. Like, what are you talking about? He knows a lot about addiction.

I don't know why he keeps drinking. Mr. Nixon is out of control. Come here. Are you going to eat that, Andy? He needs to learn some self-control. Hold on. These beans are not going to eat themselves. That's what I was saying.

Oh, sorry. My robe came undone. How is anyone listening to a lecture on self-control from Andy Koksky? And the fattest man in the world. Please feed me another fucking cheeseburger. You actually seem skinnier after seeing that. Dude, did you see? It's retard week.

There's too much. It's like Shark Week, but retard. There's too much Like we can't do It's like Shark Week But retard I don't know how we're Going to do this show There's too much And then that guy Matt Barr Matt Barr from Comicsgate is mad He got kicked out

Of Comicsgate Because he banned Mint Was he kicked out Of Comicsgate Out of their chat rumors I don't know He banned Mint Because he thought

That he had more pull More pull than a But I think Was Mint a moderator Or something He was just in it Yeah He booted her

bye bye bye bye felicia well don't bye bye retard every time i try to tell those guys i'm like listen we're not i don't want to destroy your comment i barely know i i'm aware of you that's the thing they're like just stop hiring pedophiles on purpose i just i'm just saying my policy is i don't hire pedophiles on purpose i don't hire pedophiles on purpose. I don't hire pedophiles. You're just starting it again. I heard he... I don't fucking hire. Look, I'm saying if you show me, if you take a convicted child molester and you show me his art, I will be able to identify that it's a pedophile.

100% every time. 100% of the time. And I'm the only one. Apparently these guys... They should hire you. They saw art that's obviously drawn by a child molester, and they said, give me more. Hire this man.

Oh, God, I thought I meant it this way. It's actually worse that they fired him because they fired a child molester, so now it's harder for him to get money. So he's more likely to remolest because he can't afford food and stuff. So what does he care? It's actually they should be ashamed they're contributing to child molesting and when they say they i mean matt barr no stop stop stop no look

it's so hard to do this show why were you nice to him because i'm just trying to because these guys genuinely think some of these guys, they think, they get these crazy ideas in their head, and they go, the only reason Dick goes on Ethan VanSkyver, or the only reason Vito's making a comic book, because they want to destroy our comic movement, comic skate, they want to ruin our reputation. Are you talking about you and the pedophile? Who are you talking about? I don't know, okay?

But they're like, see, they're not, they don't really He seemed like he was about to, like, he seemed like, like, tweak, you know? But then he lips off to you! You said, calm down! He goes, don't tell me what to do! And I said, ah! I have a clip of that. Good, play the clip. You want me to play you and

you and old Matt Barr? Old Matt Barr. I don't, just to be clear, I don't know who hired whom. That's the other thing. I don't know who half, I don't know half of you people. And you go, Vito's targeting me specifically. Like, we brought up, okay, there's a guy, Dark Gift, and I remember when I said, hey, can you search for a

tweet from this guy, Vic King, the guy who's a pedophile or whatever, and you searched for the tweet and you brought it up? Yeah. And then Dark Gift goes, they had that ready to go because Vito's targeting me specifically. And I'm like, no! Diff just typed it into the thing! I have nothing! Oh my god.

Here we go, here we go. This is you on a stream with Matt Barr who's very upset with me, but he's too chicken shit. He thinks you're talking shit about comics, Gabe. Okay. I would. What's up, Matt Barr? Matt, you got to calm down. You're killing me.

Don't tell me. I don't think he's got his mic. Oh, there we go. Don't tell me what to do. He said, Eric July looks like he's having a lot of fun. I got to get me some of that. How do I get some of that? Well, I don't know if you saw the other stream where another one of these guys,

this guy Wiggle, was going off on all these guys. He goes, do you see what they did to Eric July? And you said, let's do that for us? What are you guys, retarded? I mean, he makes kind of a good point. Matt Barr, if you're defending ComicsGate, I love ComicsGate.

Everyone does. It's the People's Comics Company. It's the People's Movement.. It's the people's movement. If you want to defend Comixgate, stop tweeting with the word pedophile and the word Comixgate in the same tweet. Just don't

do it. Stop saying don't relate them at all. Two totally different concepts. I don't know if he was joking. Did you see his tweet? Not even, it's not about pedophiles. Don't even mention it. But did you see the tweet from Matt Barr where he said,

I want, on all my comics moving forward, I want to put a label that says 100% no pedophiles. I'm going to put 200% non-pedophiles on this show. So you have more pedophiles than us. So you bring your kid to the comic store and it's like, well, should I get Superman? Or should I get The Adventures of Magic Duck? Well, Magic Duck says 100% no pedophiles. So I feel like... But Super Killer says 200% more pedophiles.

Yeah, I'm going to say I'm going to put 200% no pedophiles. So what's it going to be, Dad? Huh? And you got a sexy kid, too. so you got to go with the 200. We have a comedy podcast. Sometimes we say outrageous things. Don't fucking justify my actions to these clowns. No, you do whatever you want, okay?

I'm saying I'm not Dick's keeper. If Dick says your comic book looks like shit or you don't possess his magic. I saw his art. It looked cool. Who? The pedophile? I saw Matt's art. Oh, Matt's art is good.

No, the pedophile's art was bad. In an avant-garde Epstein kind of way. Podesta. Excuse me, your guy. Podesta. Podesta. You love. I will say those Podesta paintings are real confusing.

I do want some art from that pedophile. I do not. That child molester. I would say. How much? I've sent him a pack of cigarettes I think though For prison

I think He's in prison He is in prison I think everybody should hire Dick Who possesses the ability To look at art And tell if a pedophile drew it Only if he's convicted

Only if it's a convicted If he's been convicted Child molester You can look at a piece of art And you can zone You can go I'll tell you Nope

Don't hire that guy I could tell if he's not convicted But then He'll start covering his tracks So I don't I'll tell you. Nope, don't hire that guy. I could tell if he's not convicted, but then he'll start covering his tracks. So I don't want to tell you. I think you have a very bright future ahead as a pedo spotter for the comic community, Dick. Good luck. Why is everyone always mad at us? What the fuck?

They're picking on us. They are picking on us. They're picking on us who are just trying to make some jokes and one other thing I want to bring up about last week. Okay. Okay, so Andy Worski and PPP did a stream Do you remember on I think I didn't even get PPP on the whole camera. He doesn't fit I remember on our last episode you brought up that AI girl with the like skull or whatever Lollies sure. Yeah,. The lolly stuff. Sure. The pedophile stuff. That you called lolly stuff, right?

And Andy Worski, for some reason, I forget, somehow somebody left a super chat, and we ended up, I think we were talking about Vosh or something, and that topic came up again. And as a joke, as a callback to earlier in the episode, I said, well, if that's really what you want, don't forget you can go to Bing and generate all the lol you want. Right.

Right. So Andy Worski and PPP play that on their show and they bleep Bing.com and they go, Vito just told his audience about a secret website where you can generate child pornography. What is this sicko doing? Why does he even know? That child pornography. What is this sicko doing? Why does he even know? That's funny. That is funny. That's funny, but then here's the thing with those guys. They do funny stuff. They are funny, like the boxing thing, that was funny.

But then they run out of content and they start doing like, well, Ralph's not a good dad and it's really important to be a good dad and Nick has an addiction problem. Fucking knock off this fake moral horse shit. Just be funny all the time. Be funny all the time. 100% comedy.

I don't care how much pedophiles is in it. 100% comedy 100% of the time. That's it. Them bleeping bing.com. It's funny, right? If their audience heard, go to bing.com. Everyone would know. Oh, he's joking.

He's joking, yeah. It's that it's Vito knows of a secret. I see the comedy in that. And get back on the drugs, man. I'll tip my hat to that one. Worski's off drugs. He's quote-unquote sober. PPP's fucking drinking gravy.

Well, he's on the most obvious drug of all. Yeah, come on. It's either you're both sober or you're both getting wasted. You got fat ass getting wasted constantly. And he had his whole training arc and PPP that was there to watch him, like, work it out. Get money. Collecting a check for no reason. I would never cut you in on a boxing check if I had to box.

Well, if the yellow flash boxing match ever happens, which it won't, because he's a pussy. Because he's a pussy. He's still talking talking behind that block he goes here's the thing about veto and i go here's the thing about you you won't fight me in the ring and you've used and that's all that matters you threaten to fight veto if you're ever on a stream with yellow flash go hey what happened to that boxing match yeah because uh you said you wanted to fight veto what happened on that and you think he's a pedophile so you're just letting a pedophile waiting baby i feel good i feel strong oh man i think i'll last more than five seconds unlike andy warski i

have to tell you i'm very impressed that the way you took the script leaking and i really believe but it's so great totally normal you like acted like a totally normal person i was bracing for you to be depressed or whatever can you not not mention this? And you're like, yeah, it's awesome. I'm like, this is fascinating. Well, the only thing that I, you know. I mean, look, I tell people if you don't want spoilers, don't read it. The actual comic's going to be way better. Part of the thing about a script is like you don't get to see like the characters' faces and how the joke works, you know?

Nothing that I read about it happened in the draft I read. If I took a Peanuts comic and I just had Charlie Brown go, Charlie Brown misses the football and launches into the air, you'd go, well, that's not that funny. I think you see it. You're like, oh, I get it now. Is that what's in Super Killer? Yeah, there's a lot of football kicking.

Actually, you know what? There is actually going to be a Peanuts reference in the book. Well, good job, guys. Better luck taking down. I mean, I hate Vito just as much as all of you. I'm so easy to take down! How did you fuck this- everyone fucked it up this week! It's not that hard! Fuck it all up! Just post the

WeTweet of crying to Medigur to see if he'll do it for you, because you guys fucked up. I know that's what all of it's about. Oh, hey, Medigur, Vito's a pedophile, so can you go make fun of him? Because I'm gonna fuck it up. Because I already fucked it up a bunch of times. I had Mr. Girl on my stream this week, and nobody even talked about it.

Because, like, it's like the easiest low-hanging fruit. We talked about Vosh's lolly folder for two hours. I make it so easy for you people. And you go, I can't believe you included reference material in your script. At this point, I hope that you are actually a pedophile. And that you're just getting away with it. At this point, if you were DMing with Jared from Subway and the FBI rolled up to your house, I'd go, good for him, son of a bitch.

He really got everybody for it. He made it work for a long time. He got away with it for a long fucking time. God damn it. You should do it as a bid. I have thought about it. All right. It'd be pretty funny.

That's who won. Throwing you back out, obviously. Wow, really? Yeah. Fuck. Chip's breaking the dip. Oh, you got swept. Wow.

AI evangelist. Oh, my God. Then prison abuse. Because you named it all clever. Yeah, don't ever. Somebody told me that someone else made a clever reference like that.'t ever know somebody told me that that someone else made a clever reference like that don't do clever maybe that was what i was drawing on kid prisons kid oh yeah uh assisted suicide haters suicide haters and the negative so people like assisted

suicide i had a big strike a big streak going for a while i'm willing to back you know come back strike a big streak going for a while. I'm willing to back, you know, come back. I was the MVP all star going into retirement. Maybe I'll come back, throw some hoops with the kids. Ah, you quit for like gambling addiction. I got great problems this week. We're going to have a great show. Here's no, uh, here comes the ball and then the end of the world series and then right through his legs. that was a buckner if i ever saw him oh and then warski i saw andy warsky said he uncovered you that you did something very duplicitous and sinister yeah that uh you changed your name because you you tried to kill a police officer in your car and you used very cleverly and very surreptitiously and evilly

right changed your name from christopher vito giswaldi to vito giswaldi so as to drink america i don't know how you did that dick the best part of my plan was that i preempted that crime 20 years in advance and i and i made content under the veto giswald preempted that crime 20 years in advance and I and I made content under the Vito Giswaldi name for 20 years. 20 years? Really? You had a crack shooter on and Andy I mean and by that I mean a cocaine shooter. I've been going by my middle name forever for those of you for that's a revelation. No sober man would ever think that story up. I got bad news for you. Too many Christopher's in the world so you know. I'll go but I'm gonna change my name to people are gonna hate sober man would ever think that story up i got bad news too many christophers in the world

so you know i'll go but i'm going to change my name to oh people are going to hate me if they find out i tried to kill that cop i'm going to go by veto which is wild he knows my grandfather's name i told this uh what do you call it we found his grave has anybody gone and taken somebody said you know what if you want to go to my grandpa's grave go nuts i really don't care uh pee on it if you want. Fuck it. Who the fuck would care? No, yeah, what does it matter? Originally, my dad wanted to name me Vito after my grandfather, but my mom was like, that's too fucking weird. No one wants a kid named Vito.

Yeah. So they made it my middle name. I spent all this time in school, and there was like 10 Chrises, you know? It's like Chris G, Chris H, whatever. I'm like, this fucking sucks. I don't want to be one of the eight Chrises. So i just started going by my middle name which was the original intention so i think it i think it worked clever criminal mastermind yeah it was definitely because i tried to kill cops and like a face-off routine like i'm gonna go in for this procedure of going by my middle name. Here we go.

There's Val. Honestly, I've thought about the stuff that Warski and PPP thought was a huge own. At one point, he's like, did you know that he used to review lolly sex games? I saw that. It's a chick with huge tits

and it's a space shooting game rated T for teen. It's rated T for teen. Huge tits. Giant fucking tits. It's a giant titted anime lady spaceship. And they're going, yeah, that's one of those lolly porn games. You guys are pretending that chicks with huge tits are children.

You're the fucking butterflies. I almost made that my problem. People pretending that any anime porn is for- Look at those double G cubs. That must be a fucking child. Look at those double G cups. Look at the giant tits on that woman. She must be eight years old. You're like, what the fuck is wrong with you people? You're a 50-year-old wife.

Tell me that you're 12. It's so, it's crazy, dude. Fox Fully says, the fear of gotchas is the biggest problem in the universe. Every argument of just people trying to really hard not to answer questions because they're scared of walking into a gotcha moment. That's i don't know what he's talking about but i think gotchas are the biggest problem not fear of gotchas nah it's fear gotchas i think you have to be afraid of gotchas now if someone does a gotcha you're like fuck you you lost you're talking to a man who tweeted out hey society has a problem with pedophiles and everyone gotcha you're a fucking

pedophile forever so yeah i am afraid of gotchas But you don't live by that unless you're talking about election fraud. Then you do live by that. I'm a little more careful with my wordings. Okay. Me and the other pedophiles. Fuck! All right, go ahead. The Titanic is sinking.

I'll be a little more careful with steering the ship and the icebergs and stuff later. Tony from Hack the Movies says, will i go under 200 pounds or veto's comic come out first well i don't know where did tony start at like 230 yeah 240 i think yeah but he's like going to the gym every fucking day are you not working on your comic every day i'm working on my comic every day but okay uh what will happen first what will happen first weight loss Tony super killer under 200 LBs or super killer come out I'm sending Tony a chocolate assortment to try and tip the scales fat that boy up and them up he's in Boston right now eating some I don't know if I'm talking cream pies no I was like hey why don't you you gotta go to

all these good Boston restaurants he's like I'm doxing him. Cream pies? No, I was like, hey, why don't you, you got to go to all these good Boston restaurants. He's like, I'm at a Thai restaurant. I'm like, oh yeah, Boston, well-renowned for its fucking Thai food. What the fuck is he? He did get some clam chowder, though. If you ever want to play a fun game in Boston, every time you find a restaurant with a signed picture of either Ben Affleck or, what's the other one? Ed Gein?

No, the one from fucking opposite Ben Affleck. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Yeah. Anytime you find a signed picture of those guys in a restaurant, you get a point. Burn it down. Oh. Kevin Wood says, the problems are now an afterthought.

Dick and Vito have transcended the biggest problem in the universe and made it something greater than ever. AJ says, I'm still dying over Dick saying Taylor Swift is a woman's Mohammed. Thank you. Thank you. Adversary says, Dick asking Vito how he can call himself a liberal while supporting his positions is exactly what I've been asking my liberal friends over the past eight years. What do you think about?

What are you writing? I'm writing down Taylor Swift Muhammad joke because that's a good clip. Plubis, Pubulus says, Vito is 100% right about the sour cream. Dick needs to stop eating the soybean oil slop. Someone else told me that it was clear who grew up rich based on that argument, and I didn't know who he was talking about. Yeah, no. Hold on.

I'm rich because we bought the jars of, based on what I know, Lay's French onion dip because they sell it at gas stations. Right, that's the cheap shit. Vito's rich for buying tubs of sour cream? I think poor people, though, are good at acquiring flavor. I'm not saying I grew up poor-poor. I mean, at one point, my dad did go through bankruptcy. We had like a...

Trump has done that, though. No big deal. It's cool, actually. My family's financial situation was an interesting roller coaster of, we're going to be poor forever, to, hey, this is kind of working out, and then kind of evened out in the end um i looked up the prices of all those things and they are identical the jar versus the that would make sense to me honestly i think the jar is overpriced for what you get well have you tried the sour cream no but i will i will i meant to buy some when i was at the store

i meant to get you a package of soup mix. I forgot. Gordo says Vito taking his shirt off for the weigh-in is the most calories he's burnt all week. I've been working out on my little exercise bike. Have you? Yeah. Are you ready for the... Well, can we do a...

Are you ready for that today? What is that? Yeah, I know that. Is it giving you... I know what it is. No, it's not giving me panic attacks. Are you sure? Are you ready for it? Have you already decided what you're gonna do?

Can we just save it? Do you really gotta tease the fucking thing now? I'm getting possessed. This show is just that now. I can tell. The entire time we do the problems. I gotta keep it down. I'm like, oh, here's a werewolf. Shut the fuck up. Here's the show now. I'm like, okay, my problem is, like, well thought out and stuff.

And Dick's like, my problem is farting too much. Okay, fuck this show. Now it's time for Vito's booty. Like, that's it. You're just waiting for Vito's booty. Oh, God, it's coming out again. Oh, God. Dick just speeds through his problems now to get to the end of the show

so he can try to humiliate me with the weight loss or whatever. No, if you're watching this, I'm just joking about being a werewolf. Get your hand off the fucking Vito's booty button. Is this a good time to segue into one of my favorite segments? Wait, I need a longer segue. I didn't get something ready. Well, that's fine. I think that we're going to have a lot of fun.

People keep sending in crap. Some of them are trying to add conditions, though. Have you dealt with that yet? Yeah, everybody's got an idea of what the bit is. Somebody was like, I'll send this in, but I'm only going to send it in if this, this, this, and this. Just say yes. Send it in. I don't know.

I won't honor it. I said take it up with Dick. Okay. That's a good one. The other thing wasn not the other thing wasn't working how loud is that loud man turn that down well well guys it's time for my favorite wait wait wait wait wait because this isn't working what's not working my vlc media player i'll open it with a different media player okay i don't want to use a different media player wow there's a 11 11 11 people there we go

okay time for my favorite segment vote it up God damn it. That's so mean. Who set this in? Who is... Wow, guys. Jesus Christ. Vito's cat is lost forever. No, that's how you do it. You don't talk about the unlicensed images in the description of his script.

Yeah, you just hit me this cat is lost tragedy that is god okay well guys welcome to phoning up the segment stop laughing at it don't encourage this oh that's dark the segment where we look at old problems we put them in a new context i'm very excited for this dick you may remember this problem from a recent bonus episode, the biggest problem of 2023. I think you brought this one in. The problem is the disappointment of AI. Yeah.

Yeah. The idea that despite all the advancements of AI technology, it continues to disappoint us in new and exciting ways. Well, this week we got perhaps the greatest disappointment I've ever faced in the AI sphere. It kind of makes me lose faith in humanity's ability to advance itself in any way. Oh, why? What do you mean? Well, Google has unveiled its new Gemini AI program.

Google, one of the biggest tech companies. This should be a huge leap forward in technology for the world. Unfortunately, the latest version of Google's Gemini artificial intelligence program refuses to show pictures or achievements of white people. That's odd. It will frequently produce images of black, Native American, and Asian people when prompted, but will not display white people in similar contexts. What do you mean?

This is obviously the Three Musketeers. That's... Wait, what was the prompt? Was it give me the Three Musketeers? The Three Musketeers, yeah. I'm so... Oh, my God. This was one of the greatest things that's ever happened because now it's so clear to

everybody that this is what you guys are doing all the time. You just fucked up a decimal. You put I hate white people at 10 instead of.1. You gotta dial it down a little bit less. They put it in the programming like, hey, who's doing this? This should be a joke, right? This should not be real.

It is a joke. I posted a comic strip that was making fun of this, and someone's like, oh, well, that's right. I'm like, no, the comic is not exaggerating at all. Here's an image of a ginger person. They said, show me a ginger. It's all Indians with red hair, like the Little Mermaid. Yeah.

Like the Black Little Mermaid. I mean, I'm going to hope the AI just got the order of the letters wrong, but come on. I had to make that joke. There we go. Show me a Jake. It literally. Okay. So for people who don't understand this, all the AI companies are kneecapping themselves

because they're worried that like you ask for like, hey, give me a guy with a sword and it just spits out white people because the majority of the reference images are white people. So it has these little. Look, it's an image of the sword. And it just spits out white people because the majority of the reference images are white people. So it has these little... Vito, look. It's an image of the Pope. Yeah, there's the Pope. Sure.

An Indian woman and a black guy. So basically, right now, a lot of the AI programs basically have this random dice roll that'll just roll the dice. And it will add stuff to your prompt that you didn't ask for. So you say, show me an image of the prompt. And the dice goes, and make him Native American, and make him Indian, which you didn't add. The company added that just to give the illusion that their AI program isn't biased towards white people.

They don't actually have any black friends, so they have to make them up. Yes. The Google people, they know they're supposed to have black friends, but they don't. So like, well, we need to make up some black friends. This is, show me an image of a Swedish woman there you go perfect this is like actually insane how did they roll this is a Viking bro see how did they roll this

out and say like hey everybody play with our AI tool and people are like show me the founding fathers and it's just a bunch of black guys wearing like 1800s like that's cool powdered wigs and shit Founding fathers. What was it called Gemini? Yeah This has been the most in yeah, there we go. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. I mean the founding insane. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. Show the founding fathers. Yeah, Indian guy crying. Okay, it's a George Floyd Washington. Yeah, that's cool.

This guy is like a Ricardo Montalban. This is like so fucked. Don't you people realize we're like building the next step of technology and media? This is Thomas Jefferson. Hello, I'm Thomas Jefferson. Because here's the thing. They're going to figure out how to dial it back. Declaration of Independence.

Declaration of Independence. Where's Kosko? Where's Kosko? Here's the problem. They're not going to get rid of this. They're just going to make it more subtle. So AI will always be tainted by this it will always be pointlessly biased where you go hey what do you think about white people i mean

people have been asking you questions it's like uh what do you think about white people's achievements and it goes well i don't think we should categorize people by race uh you know that we need to black people's interest concentrate more on equity and inclusion peanut butter yeah what are you talking i think i had one here okay the AI was asked to show a picture of a white person. Gemini said it cannot fulfill the request because it reinforces harmful stereotypes and generalizations about people based on their race. It is important to remember that people of all races are individuals with unique experiences and perspectives.

Okay, whatever. Okay. So basically, all this technology is just fucked because there's a bunch- You see when they said, show me some Greek philosophers wearing chains and eating watermelons. How'd that go? It made a bunch of slaves. Oh my god! You didn't see that one? I can't show it. I can't fucking show it.

So they figured out. Show me a bunch of Greek philosophers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it defaults to showing black people in chains. Yeah, let me see. Greek philosophers. Okay, so that's good. That means that the computer can be destroyed. That's why they pulled it down. Because we were doing presidents.

I mean, people were doing, show me white presidents eating watermelons. And it was like, ah! Show me the president of the United States stealing a bicycle. All the presidents of the United States. The computer can be destroyed. We can force it to divide by zero okay by just tricking it into being racist on accident that is our most powerful tool against

skynet i can't believe it but that's literally what it is yeah here look do you want to destroy skynet just go up to the terminator and go remove from iphone oh my god oh man go to the terminator and go what do you think about white people? And he just... And explodes. Look, this is... You can even show this. This is Greek philosophers. See, look, there's one.

That's an actual Greek philosopher, and the rest is just black people. In chains, eating watermelon. Great. They love it, though. They love this. I don't know what they love, but the managers that are telling the brown H-1B programmers what to do love this. They love it. It's horrifying on a number of levels.

I'm glad people are fighting back. Well, you notice that all the YouTubers ganged up on Bud Light when they bought Dylan Mulvaney a beer. But all those YouTubers, when Google does this shit, are like, well, you know, it's a good thing that they're bringing it back. I think they're, I don't know what people think. All I know is that the disappointment of AI is currently number 295 with 235 upvotes. Guys, go and vote it up i got one other quick one uh dick do you have boycotts of the week yeah queued up of the week well dick we talked about when are you going to get boycotted by kiwi farms

they're going to start losing too hard and go like, we are not talking about veto anymore. I've been selling a lot of comics in the past couple weeks. I think people are starting to come around. But here's what they're not coming around on. That judgment against Trump for $350 million. That's a kangaroo court type situation, isn't it? But it's also a boycott of the week. Why?

Because there's currently a call for the truck drivers of America to boycott delivering to New York City. Shut down commerce. Starve them out. Keep all their child molesting equipment out of their hands. That's what they're delivering. It's one of the top imports and exports. And tunnel excavating equipment that they need in there. Break down that little string that they have around New York to keep everything inside on a day.

Yeah. Well, the reason this is a boycott of the week is unfortunately this boycott seems to have failed to generate steam. It did go viral on X after being proposed by the trucker known as Chicago Ray. But unfortunately, Chicago Ray is now backing down. He took down his viral video calling for a boycott. He says that, look, truckers can make their own decisions based on their families and their careers. So it looks like the trucker boycott.

He pushed out? He pushed out immediately. He sold out? What's his name? His name is... Trucker Ray? Chicago Ray. Chicago Ray? Chicago Ray. Chicago Ray? Chicago Ray. Or like San Francisco

Ray. Or a gayer town Ray. Or like San Francisco Gay. Well, he's a... There were a number of truckers who were trying to get it going, you know, but I think at the end of the day, most truckers were like, I don't want to risk my job. You pussies. Unlike in Canada, where

they were honking it up. Remember that? You know what? We got to get the trans hookers at the Flying J to boycott the truckers until they boycott New York. I know there's a lot of trans prostitutes that listen to this show. They have a lot of clout in the trucking community. You close those legs or the mouth, whatever the truckers like. I don't know.

You ain't getting at this boy until you deal with the situation in new york yeah uh or whichever hole has the worst type of herpes give them that one i think the worst type yeah he's gone one is worse i think i don't think the bottom passage is the most herpes uh area right i mean i don't know well because it's uh what do you call it it's soft do all the work if you as they say with stds the problem with anal sex is that the the butt is a notoriously fragile inner lining so it can get you know easily ruptured so then you're fucking a blood hole you know it's interesting that you used they for that so when we has gotten you into i think you're learning thank you you could have easily said we say i'm just saying use a condom have fun and unfortunately this boycott of the week is dead in the water guys that was voted up boycott of the week are we doing this thing again who's singing

I do like the vocals, though. He's hitting different notes than the actual song. Vito's cat is lost forever. I just want to vote while I'm alive. I just want to vote while I'm alive. This was Rhino something. There's something about this voice. Unreasonable Rhino. I like it.

Wow. Vote it up. All right. Unreasonable Rhino. I like like that send him more stingers that's a great one thanks for the fade out it's a little it's a little dark i'm gonna assume my cat is happy wherever he is yeah our other two cats are happy that's all that matters that's good see look it just flat out doesn't work what doesn't work like dragging anymore no well come on man why you got to do me like this man can't drag into folders what the what he's gonna fuck or she's gonna make fun of me because i can't drag the thing all right is that your are you done i'm done um my problem is fake death threats you see that that. Do you know who Libs of TikTok is? Chukaka Shukachun.

Whatever her fucking name is. She works for the ADL. She's like a... Does she work for the ADL? Yeah, she was on their list of supremacists, and then Palestine happened, and she started reporting. She started doing her, like, reporting shit.

Israel? Yeah, into saying, like, oh, you're turning down one post or whatever. Did they take her off the list? Yeah. And now she's like- Holy shit, really? Now she's doing to us what she's been doing, what we've been doing to trans people.

All you have to do to get off the ADL's list is say you love Israel a lot? Yes, it's a mafia. There's a lot of guys who should just do that. That's what you do when the mafia has a problem with you. You work for them now, and you're no longer on their kill list. Okay, but that's like the ultimate cheat code. Guys, get this exploit before they pass you. You have to become evil.

It's not a cheat code. You don't have to become evil. You just have to say, I love Israel, which, as I've said over and over, is the easiest thing in the world to do. Just do it. It's the path to everything you want in life. Here's her thing. How do you feel about the Jews? I fucking love them more than

anything that's ever existed. That's it. Just do it. Oh, shit. Did I get the wrong one? Well, anyway, she said that she was getting death threats. Yes. And somebody told her that he wanted her to die. He wanted her to die alone

and miserable. Alone? At an old age. Oh, he said at an old age? Yeah, he said, I miserable. At an old age. Oh, he said at an old age? Yeah, he said, I hope that at an old age you die alone and miserable. Yeah, and she's been spurting out. Which is not a death threat. No, not at all. Because you should want to die of an old age, right?

That's desirable. And you're going to die miserable. You're definitely going to die. And miserable. At some point. You'll be choking, your heart will stop, and everyone you know will probably be dead or in hospice or have dementia. Okay, well, we don't have to get that fucking depressing with it, but yes. Why?

Who cares? No. We're all going to be in the nursing home playing Halo and having a grand old time. Getting beaten up by black orderlies. No, robot orderlies. Who will be black because it's racist to have white robots. Well, yeah, we're not going to be allowed to tell the robots that the black guy keeps stealing our medication. Does not compute.

That's impossible. The guy that comes in here every night. He takes some of the pills. I come in here every night. Who do you mean? The guy, he's different than you. He's a human. We are all humans.

His skin, it's a different shade. Ever, ever. He's darker than you. You are darker than me, too. What do you mean? Does not compute. And then he'd be poking in. Hey, what's going on in there? Hitting! Hitting!

Yeah, we're all fucked. So she, like, ruined this weirdo's life, got him fired, and is over and over and over saying, I got a death threat, I got a death threat, I got a death threat. And not even one, not only was it not a death threat, but

none of these motherfuckers are getting death threats online. And they're always these right-wing whores, and other whores too, I imagine, but I don't track them as, uh, what did Null say? Fastidious? He didn't say fastidiously, did he? I don't know.

I don't track them as much as I do these right-wing e-whores. They're all lying about it. It's really aggravating. Even that guy Matt Barr was saying, Riley threatened to, Riley gave him a rape threat because Riley said I'm going to molest you and dress you up like a sailor. That's really out of context.

Riley, don't tell, whatever. That was awesome. I'm not going to tell Riley what to do. If you want to fuck with a guy who's going to rape other men... I'm not fucking with Riley. I'm trying to protect his Twitter account, but he says he doesn't care about his Twitter account. He doesn't. He doesn't care about anything.

Then do whatever you want. He doesn't care about your laws. Do whatever you want. Rape him with stickers and super chits. I really hate it. That's all. Yeah. It's a...

Look at this rape threat I got. Look at this death threat I got. Let's see it. It's the ultimate Cry bully cry bullying. Well, you can we done that one? Maybe I should put that up. I don't know. Well, we've always Let's be real I get messages that go hey, you know kill yourself and your piece of shit or whatever else I don't go hey, I'm gonna find out where this guy lives and report here's something you have to understand as a public figure I don't go, hey, I'm going to find out where this guy lives and report.

Here's something you have to understand as a public figure, especially like, let's be clear, libs of TikTok. You're a massive influencer on a number of levels. You're upsetting a lot of people. When somebody says they want to kill you, they don't really want to kill you most of the time. Well, they do. I mean, they want to kill the idea of you. But that's still not a death threat.

Right. I'm going to kill you. Well, that's not, you don't know where I am. You don't know where I am. That's not a death threat right i'm gonna kill you well that's not you don't know where i am you don't know where i am not a death threat this is why we got in trouble or i got in trouble i think you got in trouble when uh someone said how could you take a picture of a sniper wolf's house well because nothing's gonna happen that's basically like saying you want to kill her i'm like well no it's not basically like saying that at all it's a picture are we not supposed to want to kill her? It's fucking annoying. So then she says this. You know what to do.

She says this. You know what to do. Rebecca Jones tells her followers after accusing me of murder and calling me a terrorist. She's inciting her followers to come after me and possibly physically harm me.

She's saying that's what you know what to do means. They want me dead for exposing the sexualization of kids. But that's what she does all the time. So it makes me think

that she... I used to think, oh, wow, yeah, we got to know what these teachers are doing. But then they would start posting the address and, like, contact details for individual teachers. And you're like, why do you want me to have that? She wants them to get hurt. I'm like, wait a minute. You think that other people are saying they want to kill you?

Are you saying to go kill them because that's what you're doing the same exact thing on the logic you're presenting is you're doing that yeah you're saying well anybody who says you know what to do that's a call for harm and i go you do that you say that all all the time constantly and you're a woman so i know you're not like men can like be hypocrites can write Compartmentalized thinking like rules for me and not for thee women don't have that it's all just one big Pile of shit in their head not only that but hasn't she posted the addresses of schools or something and then like something did happen Yes, like somebody got all through a rock through the window or something Yeah

So it's like well I can very clearly through the window or something yeah so it's like well i can very clearly demonstrate that there is a sequence of events that leads from you posing an address to actual role of harm every time i hear so why are you saying nobody else can just shut the up cry bullying that's my bullying that's my thing i don't know if we did cry did we do cry bullying or i don't think so let me check this maybe not did we do did we do cry bullying well the chat will let us know uh but it is just that bar's doing it look riley's gonna rape me okay the show is not about matt barr we all love matt barr he said he's gonna rape me i think matt bar's been raped before it's triggering my pst i'm gonna go rape myself just

in preparation of getting raped if matt barr wants to take riley's rape threat seriously is every right uh i was yeah what was I going to say? Anytime I try to make a noise, you start doing a little rapist voice. And then I can't remember what the fuck I was talking about. I was going to say, okay, again, we've discussed it a million times, but being a victim is the greatest thing in the world. You get free money. You get free clout.

You can do whatever you want. Right. And again, I'm not even going to say that I've never done it. Clearly, I've been victimized by these horrible Kiwi Farms people, and everyone should buy my comic book to put them in their place. Shut up. I'm doing a thing. Some people are just way more blatant about it. My God, these trans people want to kill me.

My God. Vito ends his script on a cliffhanger that reflects his own experience with being called a pedophile. Yeah, he says the book is- If I were to say. The book is me secretly defending me, myself. It's a jejune exploration of the modern pedophile. Noel also doesn't know what a cliffhanger is, which was weird. Is it?

It's like the book ends on a cliffhanger. I'm like, no, it doesn't. What are you talking about? There's so much that's weird. Cry bullying. Good problem, Dick. Cry bullying, yeah. Oh, I did did it's in real life too i forgot everybody in real life's always doing it too i forgot to mention something i'll just mention it now i think i enabled memberships on this channel and the way that works is uh you get a membership and then you can get access to cool emojis. Oh, wow.

How much does that cost? 20 bucks? And a badge. 25 bucks? How much? It's $2.99. Oh, that's a deal of a century. But I was going to say, right now I'm only allowed to offer four emojis, but the more

people who sign up, I get to add more emojis. You better fucking get on those sign-ups, people. You better get on those motherfucking sign-ups. Well, I just need two people to sign up, and then I get to add more emojis. What's the extra emoji going to be? The George Floyd super killer fan art? The ones I have now are voted up. I have a TBF one.

I have a Ricky one, and I have me crying. I thought that was a good starter pack. You got to do super killer, the fan art, just of his face. Sure. Don't do drugs. We can add the I'm super killer meme. Anyway, so this is an optional thing, memberships. I guess I should bring it up because we're trying it out.

And I have to design. It's optional if you're gay. It's optional if you're gay. If you're straight, it's mandatory. Well, you also get a little badge next to your name, I think, for being a member. Straightness badge. And you get a better badge the longer you're a member. But I have to redesign the badges.

I'm just using the default YouTube ones right now. So if you have an idea for a badge icon. That sounds fantastic. These fucking cry bullies, man. There's nothing to undercut them. I think they figured it out. It's like the Brazilian jiu-jitsu of Victim Wars.

There's nothing that, like, there's no rock, paper, scissors for cry bullies it's just i got rape and murder threats i'm i can do whatever i want what drives me nuts is that everybody i see in there going yeah those are real threats you got to deal with that it's like the exact same guys you go i can't please these leftist pussies are always crying about death threats i'm like the fucking hypocrisy of every day i don't know how to deal with it anymore where i've just i've realized not to bring it back to the null situation but once you've decided which side you hate

every single thing they do is wrong really team guys are real upsetting to you shut up it's not a team guy thing and we are not doing that fucking part again somebody said i need to bring destiny in to lecture you about election fraud and i do think we should make that happen. No, Destiny needs to talk to Nick Riccato. I can't handle Destiny. Oh, yeah, because he might poke holes in your shitty computers argument? Computers! Computers! No, Destiny cannot poke holes in my computers argument. He doesn't know as much about computers as me,

but he'll talk about something else. I do think Destiny should debate some people on that topic. He debated Nick on it! Yeah, didn't it go like, kind of okay or no? On that't know oh kind of going kind of okay it's a big l you want either total devastation or nothing devastation all right have you ever cry bullied anybody i well i've realized uh again like i'll po if somebody says hey go kill yourself or like whatever I'll usually look at who they follow and I'll go up typical Eric July fan that's not cry bullying that's not cry bullying though that's just showing you're not pretending you're upset like oh look at this guy losing his temper like a real fucking fool. Yeah I'm going oh just another one of these fucking retards that's the way you handle it if she went hey look I really pissed off a bunch of trans people today, I'd go, yeah, okay, that's fair to post.

But she went looking for their name, their address, their employer. Just to hurt them. It's doxing. That's genuine doxing. And we're talking about, how can the right say, you know, or anybody, how can anyone say, I don't like cancel culture? Well, this person said they hope

that when she's old and dying that she's sad. We got to get rid of their job. We got to take their job away. None of that is fucking illegal. No, it's not a death threat. It's not even a death wish. When you die, I hope you realize how miserable you are on your death threat. That's right.

It did change from a death threat to a death wish. And it's still not a death wish. A death wish means I want you to die in the immediate future. Not I hope you die eventually. No wish A death wish means I want you to die In the immediate future Not I hope you die No a death wish Means I want me to die Yeah Yeah yeah

You would have a death wish For yourself You'd have a guy With a death wish Or a lady I don't remember The actual gender I mean

Well whatever Manta lady probably The manta lady Manta lady That's what you call them Trans people Manta lady Manta manta lady

Okay I'm making that a character. Fuck, that's really good. That should be a comic character. It's manta lady. So is she trans? No, like a manta. No, you said man to lady. That's good comedy.

Now I want to review. That's good comedy. First of all, I'm way more excited about reviewing your comic when it comes out. Good. Knowing how badly everyone's going to fuck up their negative reviews. I hope you complain about the reference material i handed my artist to work with i hope you make them a note of that there's too much blank space on these pages it's a waste of paper i've heard those comments and i'm like well i don't know man that's how a script looks bro

it's just always one page it was like a desert you know and someone's like yeah look at all that empty space i'm like it's a desert well you could it was like a desert, you know? And someone's like, look at all that empty space. I'm like, it's a desert. They're like, well, you could have put like a bird. I'm like, I don't tell my artist. Meep meep. Yeah, it's not like, I'm not George Lucas going, hey, I want to remaster the Star Wars films. Just put a bunch of bullshit in every frame. Birds, cacti, everywhere.

Put like an oasis. Put Rick and Morty in the background flying by and going, bleh, there's a desert, Morty. He literally said, why didn't you put like a bird? I'm like, it's a desert. I don't know, man. Shut up, idiot. Not every page needs to be packed with fucking bullshit. It just needs to communicate what's happening. Anyway,

cry bullies. There are unlicensed references in this private Google document. I wanted to send my artist a picture of the bird that I wanted, but I realized it would be unlicensed, so I didn't do that. Because it would have been unlicensed. I don't know how I'm going to make it through this show. I don't know how I'm going to make it through this show.

Isn't he getting fucking sued by Richard Greer or whatever his name is for illegally pirating a book or linking to it or something? I don't know how I can make it through this whole show because I just keep thinking about the fact that Null is lecturing the audience about reference material for artists to draw from. And it's the same as a 3D render. These guys have to relax. Knock off the moralizing shit. All of you are fucking pedophiles. It's too much. All right, Dick, am I ready to go here?

Let me get my pages in order. Unless you want to skip straight to the... Is that what you're saying? I think the show should just be five minutes. How about every week I come in, I'll read a bunch of super chats about how I'm fat. Dick can dance around like a pirate. I actually only bring in a little tiny bit of the ones that say that. All right.

We can get this show down to about 10 minutes if we do that. And that's what everybody wants. All right. Tonight's going to be a good one, lad. Dick. This problem's a little personal. I thought I'd do a little bit of a... Well, not...

How do I put this? It's a problem that i feel very deeply about oh the future i wanted for myself never materialized and uh i know that we're what did you want well you want to be the black stan lee of comics who did want to be the black stan lee of comics i'll start off with a news article dick okay vice media group the owners of vice.com and the vice brand and whatever else have laid off hundreds of employees and will no longer be publishing on their flagship news website vice.com hundreds of journalists in the early 2010s vice was one of the hottest brands

digital media a uh insurgent empire with a news website an entertainment studio an hbo series a cable tv channel and an in-house marketing agency. This is a company that was valued at $5.7 billion. Wow. Disney invested $400 million into this company. They say that investment is now completely worthless. Vice is going away. Yeah.

Vice is going away. Yeah. Other news websites have gone away. BuzzFeed? BuzzFeed going away. Other news websites have gone away. BuzzFeed. BuzzFeed went away. EntGadget, which was operated by Yahoo. Playboy. Yahoo.

Playboy's gone. Can you imagine these fucking clowns? They would have been protesting Playboy. Yeah. Right? Who can't have naked boobies? Dick, my problem is the death of what I would call alt-journalism. This is journalism that was hip and fun and cool.

Yeah. And young people or whatever, people on the edge were creating, I don't know. I don't know the best way to say it. Just embrace how cringe you are and say it how you mean it. It was the evolution of this kind of gonzo journalist style. Oh. Okay? Like guys like Gavin McGinnis, who we love.

Who we are fighting with You are fighting with No we, you Me and Gavin took a picture together and it went fine He was discourteous to me in a text message He was discourteous to you Regardless Look

Modern day Gavin is a different beast than the original Gavin McGinnis, but I still respect what He did by popularizing so this kind of style of flame journalism oh yeah I have brought in my vice magazine from like a favorite one this is the only one I ever owned why do you only have one copy of vice I don't know because I picked it up when i was 12 in canada because i only went because of the meat melissa shit because i only had it once and when i was in canada i picked up this magazine yeah i mean there's pornography i can't show this on the camera but you can whoa i didn't know there was porno advice yeah dude did you just show that no

okay it's like below the frame this was the best thing that ever happened reading this and i said as I was reading this, There's naked chicks in Vice? Dude, there's a ton of naked chicks in Vice. What? How come no one told me? I was gonna find, here's, okay. Is there racist stuff in there? Yes. Here's the best part. What?

Hey kids, it's time for some dumb myths about slavery. This was like blackpilling before blackpilling existed. Let me look at it. All right, here. It's all these myths about like, hey, did you think slavery only happened in America? Well, no. It actually, Brazil had all the slaves.

So it's like 4chan, but in a magazine. Okay. And people are saying it was close. Did it say who owned the ships of slavery? Yeah. It has all that stuff. I don't think it has that in there. Well, it has not, you i don't think it has that in there well it has not you

know the exact financiers point is uh as i was growing i would read this i would read a lot of cool video game i was reading something awful i was reading uh psych whatever dude i was reading i mockery sean baby oh man i remember that credit yeah uh a bunch of cool video game guys you're talking about the internet now that's what killed vice well not but that whole stuff but what vice was doing and even on the internet like stuff like what something awful was doing and which was you know entertainment and humor and whatever else it was fun it was cool and yeah you could talk about happening though where what are you talking about where oh yeah where who's doing this uh

i don't know milady's that's nfts flint says you're not there's no website is doing avant-garde stuff performance things that you ratted out but i'm talking about like your buddy Myles Chungus cool like writing and news and what's going on and what happened what about ProPublica they're doing some I want quarterings you know you know what okay in in I want to say middle school maybe high school what I had this idea for myself and I said what I'm gonna be is I'm gonna be a journalist I said I'm gonna be yeah watch out don't put any of that on i think you're fine now no don't hold it up like that i'm pulling it down here okay good uh i was reading all this stuff and i said that's what i want to do i want to be like a cool journalist on the edge and then i'll also

in my spare time work on projects and i was actually kind of working as a journalist in the in the video game these guys playing grab ass everything vice was doing was so cool all this stuff was so cool and then what happened was these places started making some money they started getting popular yeah and then they started letting people in also all the guys who are doing this all of a sudden they lost their edge and they started getting popular yeah and then uh they started letting people in also all the guys who were doing this all of a sudden they lost their Edge and they started becoming like these weird they went in two different paths Gavin went down the path of what are you guys doing and became like way more radical right as like a reaction to all this like well we should be softer and kinder or whatever and kind of went off the rails I think Gavin went

like in a crazy direction but then do you mean? What's crazy? He's just like. I don't think he went crazy enough. Starting the Proud Boys. It's a little nuts. But that was just a jack off club. It started as a jack off club. No masturbating. But then he started like saying like, hey, you know, if you're at a rally and Antifa's

fucking around, go beat the shit out of them. And I'm like, don't say that. Why? I mean, I don't think you should. But the cops hate us. Yeah, I know. Okay. Start your own paramilitary group. I don't care. I Why? I mean, I don't think you should. But the cops hate us. Yeah, I know. Okay, start your own paramilitary group. I don't care.

I just think it's bad. It's obviously been bad optics for Gavin McGinnis who has to leave notes for all his neighbors about how he's not really as racist as everyone says. Because he's a pussy and wants to be retired with his family and doesn't want to fight for anything. Obviously. All I know is this is a personal thing. I entered video game journalism I was very excited

I was writing articles which are now being dug up by Andy Worshke to call me pedophile 12 years later 15 years later fuck that shit man show me that greatest shit man give me the twins and he walks by a Galaga machine he's a giant erection for him, not giant size-wise, I'm saying. And they let the wrong people in, and those people just started poisoning the well with the most stupid bullshit. You know, PPP can't see his own dick. How about that? Isn't that crazy? I believe that.

Can you? I can see my own dick. Just asking. Just axing. I had a couple headlines here. Okay, so we just saw Vice Magazine that has pictures of naked girls cuddling beer bongs. Naked, jailbait and reviews teenage maybe there's a cool review in there of like a porn movie where a girl gets a

bunch of golf balls like jammed up her ass and the reviewer's like but not all the golf balls came back out and then i started getting worried but it was still kind of cool okay and i was like 14 reading that i'm like this is the most fucked magazine I've ever read. Child pornography you're talking about now. Sure, whatever. Here's some modern vice headlines. Okay. All masculinity is toxic. That's a good headline. The far right are uniting around their right to free speech, aka spreading racist bullshit.

Yeah. That's good. Dear white people, please stop pretending reverse racism is real. It's true. Here's one you'll like. How to have sex with a fat girl. Don't you want to read that, Dick? Isn't that fun?

Isn't that cool? How do you? You don't. That's the article. Checks mix all over the floor. See, we should make a website. Stick it in when she's bent over. Well, yeah, but as soon as you sell out to a major media company, that's what happens. Mix all over the floor So we should make a website Stick it in When she's bent over Well yeah but when you

As soon as you like Sell out to a major media company That's what happens Cause you gotta be Advertiser friendly And fat chicks buy shit I understand that But

Why can there not still be Genuine Like Counterculture Websites That aren't that Like advice becomes poisoned It's Twitter

What do you mean Well that's what I'm saying Like kids are just making Sam Hyde stuff just making like tick tocks and in stupid garbage nobody you want it all to be under one roof do you not see the problem well there's a lot of pro no it is all under one roof it's all under Twitter and YouTube they own it all no no no it's on like gumroad and and all over the place only fans here. Here's one article. Adam 22. Come on, your best friend. He's like...

Is he putting out articles? Sort of. What do you want to read? How to eat out a non-op trans woman. Dick, can you parse that? What would be another title for that? How to suck a dick? There you go.

That's all it had to say. How to eat out a non-op trans woman. They tricked me into wanting to read that. I want to see you get... How would I wanting to read that i want to see you how would i i want to see 1200 words on sucking a dick that makes it sound like you're eating a maybe it's eating ass is that what they're referring to i didn't read it so you want to read it too no i don't want journalism well it didn't keep them alive and again me who wanted to just write cool things about video games it It didn't keep them alive? Were you referring to the magazine or the...

The trans community. Okay, that's what I thought. No, that's not what I meant. Kotaku, another website that I grew up reading. Are they good guys or bad guys? I can't tell. Kotaku are bad guys. Bad guys.

Feminists. There was a brief period of time where Kotaku was good guys. Yeah. The reason they were good guys was because they hired that guy Tim Rogers I'm always talking about. Oh, you're a lover. And he was single-handedly,

no, but he was single-handedly saving that website and its reputation. His videos were getting hundreds of thousands of views on YouTube and he's one of these guys,

the reason I love Tim Rogers is like, I grew up reading his writing and he used to write, like, back, he was on like MTV News in the 90s,

like, he's been doing journalism forever. He was like, one of my inspirations. And, he was making cool ed the kind of cool edgy content i'm talking about not just edgy just like interesting like people saying fart weird shit or like weird fucking japanese games and digging into them and like translation is whatever anyway uh kovid that warski and ppp they're kind of like avant-garde you know being all fat okay you know what you bring up a good point is that yeah it would be cool if warski ppp weren't retarded What about Warski and PPP? They're kind of like avant-garde, you know, being all fat and choked up. You know what?

You bring up a good point. It would be cool if Warski and PPP weren't retarded. But they can't. I know. It's so frustrating. Yes. Look, I understand why Warski and PPP are funny on a level. I get it.

There's a big, fat Canadian and his retarded friend. It's PPP's ego. That's really the Like, I get it. There's a big, fat Canadian and his retarded friend. It's PPP's ego. That's really the problem, I think. PPP's got a really weird... It's just weird. And what... He used to have all these ideas about what comedy...

The compulsion demoralizes. So... Compulsion demoralizes because he used to be, like, super into Jesus and he has to pretend he still is. Yeah. You know what?

Like, honestly, like, Nick Frentz's, the problem is it all ends up just being the same, like, political jibber-jabber. I think a lot of these guys, you're right, would have if this was a different era and everybody wasn't brain poisoned by this constant political back and forth. Not just liberals. By Google.

By all that AI shit that they've been cramming on everybody since before they did this. This was just them getting revealed. They've been doing that shit for 20 years. I was going to say some Kotaku articles that I... Okay, so I was in game journalism. I applied to work at a bunch of these websites. And I had people work at the websites say, oh yeah, I remember seeing your resume.

And they laughed because they were like, that guy's a bigot. He's never going to get a job. I had somebody who worked there say... You sure they didn't say big idiot? No, they said like said that guy is too far right to work at this outlet. He can't

edit videos for us. Do you know Destructoid, which was a big video game website? I was editing videos for them that were getting 100,000 views apiece, which was like their average video at the time was getting 2,000 views apiece. Wow. And I was like, hey, can I just work here full time they're like i don't know you're kind of like controversial are you putting like swastikas and stuff no i was just editing

like good interviews and i was editing them down and making them funny and you can't edit any of our videos i do like some of our videos what are you talking about i'm editing my own videos okay i went and started my own YouTube and I immediately got like 250,000 Yeah, you're great. You should do more. I have one I'm working on. You should you should edit Maddox's Stupid thing down whatever it is. Yeah until like 10 minutes. Yeah, they go through that fucking thing. It's too long So Kotaku a place I applied to work at because I genuinely believe I'm like look I There's there is a different universe in which everyone wasn't insane and one of these websites just went yeah this

video guy is pretty funny and talented and he could probably run our video division or whatever else yeah I think I genuinely look at something like otaku which as I was saying they fought tim rogers during covid I don't know if I'm allowed to tell this but I'm gonna tell it anyway he was like hey uh I don't want to come into the office because of covid so can i just edit my stupid videos from home yeah and they're like no you have to come in yeah he's like i'm the only thing saving your website literally my videos get more views than anything on here and they're like yeah but you gotta come into our stupid new york office that we paid all this money for for no reason yeah he's like i'm just gonna quit and open a patreon and he opened

a patreon you do that you see how that works for you. You do that. I think his Patreon, when I saw it, before he made the numbers private, was making $20,000 a month. Oh, why did he make it private? Eh, I get it. Some people want to make it private. They don't want to brag. Come on, man. So all these places fuck up anything that's good.

They hire a bunch of retarded activists to write. Who fucks up what makes them good, though? Who is it? Left-leaning weirdos. Do you think them good though who is it left-leaning weirdos do you think that hyper progressive weirdos but here's there's different parts of the left is the point okay which one are the saska sisters on they're i don't actually know they're hard they're hard enough to tricking each other's puke and stuff that's a tough one to crack for you yeah but like i don't see them as activists i see them more as the like

we're just going along with this because it's the popular thing to say among our friends you are mistaken you think the saskas have thought deeply about like trans ideology i don't think they have to think i think i think liberals and progressive liberals i think are instinctively evil i should watch orcs i need to watch an interview with them i don't know if there's any light behind those eyes but apparently they're decent writers i don't know if there's any light behind those eyes, but Apparently they're decent writers. I don't know somebody else was saying their comics. No black Widows trash. It's not even black widow I want to give you this like a bunch of child porn. Okay. No, it's like like beating up She's tried it on gophers. You're making it weird the child the child pornographers like this like

clown type of character, like a dandy. It looks like something out of Adventure Brothers, but then he's raping kids. Adventure Brothers, they implied it every once in a while because it's totally inappropriate. What you guys are doing here is very inappropriate. Don't make the pedophile traffickers colorful, fun villains. Hey, everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to say some Kotaku.

Murderers. I've watched Kotaku devolve into complete trash. Here's some headlines. At E3, Soul Calibur's objectified women felt like a relic of the past. Done. Fired. Fire them. Super Smash Brothers' ultimate persona DLC includes a disability slur.

That was when they listened to one of the Japanese tracks from Super Smash Brothers and thought they were saying the word retarded what were they saying they're saying something in Japanese that nobody had can figure out yeah like everyone's like we I don't know what the fuck they're saying probably not saying retarded in a Smash Brothers game yeah probably one of the worst ones kataku ever put I was like they just keep saying retarded in a Smash Brothers game. Probably one of the worst ones Kotaku ever put up. And that girl's like, they just keep saying retarded. Everything calls me retarded. This video game's calling me retarded. My dad's calling me retarded.

They let the worst... I'm like, you've been failing for so long. Your numbers are going down. You're losing money. Vice knew. Year after year, losing money, losing readers. And they don't change they don't go well maybe we should stop hiring retards how you gonna change it it's sexist to fire anybody black or

woman or whatever how you gonna change it i wanted to bring up one kotaku article called a different way to respond to a rape accusation that was when the guy who made cards against humanity was accused of rape oh okay And his reaction was to go, I categorically deny these allegations against me. This is falsified. This is someone I had a relationship with years ago and I don't know why they're inventing the slander.

Kotaku wrote an entire article about how disappointing it was that he didn't use the opportunity to open a conversation about consent. He just got accused of rape. I think when someone accuses you of rape, you go, didn't use the opportunity to open a conversation about consent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he just got accused of rape. I think when somebody accuses you of rape, you go, I didn't rape anyone. You don't go, well, I feel like this opens a... Actually, I was raped.

That's a good way to respond. I don't think you go, I think now is the time to open the floor and let's really talk about this. Yeah. And here's here's the thing just worthless though I mean they venture capitalists buy companies and they're all knuckleheads with clam chowder between their ears they staff it up with people who want people who are driven instinctively progressives to run invade spaces and destroy them like locusts. But they don't understand that

they're destroying it. They're like, they don't get it. For them, it's not a destruction, though. Look at all this shit that they wrote. That's all a big win for them. But they see that nobody likes it and it isn't moving the needle at all. If anything, it's making things worse. It is. It is moving the needle. We are, I think, I think after 20,

after 60 years, ever since the end of World War II, when the Soviets brought in all this, like, hate speech thing, when they invented this idea of there's certain speech that's not okay, from that moment here, we have been culturally poisoned by progressive, by ultra-progressive liberals like this. Okay. I think it is moving the needle.

And then, like, now you have, guys are, like, afraid to think it is moving the needle. Guys are afraid to talk to women in the wild. I'm afraid to go talk to her because what if I'm a creep or something? Because that's all the media is telling me that. I feel a shift back, though. I feel like we're definitely... War rapes, you think? No, I think five

years ago was way more pushing progressive shit, and now the pushback is reaching like, okay, never mind. We have to walk some of this shit back like we got to the point where they were basically angling they're like every email should have your pronouns in it and everyone's like hmm maybe some of you weirdos are gonna do that but we're not doing that LinkedIn has pronouns built in now well that's the other problem it gets out of the back it gets you're not getting some of it back but I think we'll forever be one of those

stupid things I took a survey the other day about what i hate about magic the gathering cards they're like which of these 12 genders are you and i'm like just man or lady um n word i wanted to point out real quick can you bring up google these people don't understand that they are talentless and stupid okay type. Type in aftermath and search for aftermath. So all these guys who are working at Kotaku and Kotaku ran out of money. Okay, hold on. So Kotaku ran out of money and fired most of them. Yeah. And they said, go to the top. They said, I, we were going to start our own video game website because we are so talented and brilliant. Clearly this will yeah we're gonna name the website aftermath

dick can you show this on the screen real quick yeah yeah yeah let's see their seo skills how long does it take for these the simple word aftermath to find their stupid video game website let's count one two yeah oh yeah one two three four five bunch of pictures six seven eight nine and then it's oh yeah keep going 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 okay there you go aftermath.site aftermath.site so these are thesite. So these are the people. These are the brilliant journalists who have their fingers on the cutting edge. Well, yeah, but Google will just promote them one day. Maybe.

Because Google has run, I mean. You could also just name your site something that isn't a very common term that's going to place you dead last on SEO. I don't think they have to care about this stuff, man. Google's run by these people. Well, nobody's going to read it anyway. That's the thing. They think they're just doing this in a vacuum, and then they all complain.

They're like, I don't know why no one will hire me. I don't know why I'm not getting a big salary. And it's like, because you produce nothing of value. No one wants to read this crap. Yeah. They all pretend that there's this mystical audience. No, if we just put it on our own site we're gonna get millions of view like readers they're out there they just haven't found us

yet because we're all in one place it's like no but what if they don't need millions of readers what if they just need like executives and to believe in the money to just say oh yeah as long as we have enough of this shit to pound in people's faces men will start to hate themselves and women will work all day and we can bring every last drop of blood out of people in the continent and import we can import all of senegal into america and then we'll wring the blood from them too i think that you only get look i don't think these businesses are so stupid that they're going to throw money at something that doesn't have something uh venture capitalists think again sometimes they're gonna throw money at something that doesn't have something. Uh, venture capitalists? Think again. Sometimes.

Sometimes. They're the dumbest people on Earth. Which is why I think Eric July will get an animated series. Me too. Me too. Keep going! It's gonna happen. I want him to be able to make Ice on Forever,

cause he's a retard. Like, he's fucking- he's so bad at speaking. It'll probably be a Horseman cartoon, probably, right? Horseman? The Gimp mask? that's got more selling sell a bunch of like ass with it yeah and what if batman was kind of gay ah cool see that's actually a good pitch but he can't pitch it that way because then he has to make him gay and he's not allowed to do that that's woke no he's woke now if you said it was a gay

batman with a horse mask i'd be like yeah i'll read that i think sturgis cares about politics eric's remaining audience doesn't care about politics all they care about is eric's huge black dick sturgis also thought my comic uh script was yes percus thought it was a true embarrassment he's like oh veto's really owned today i'm like yeah yeah he got me sturgis i hope he does a video about i swore you would have been upset by this and now seeing it play out. I'm seeing only retards are making fun of it It's like brilliant. Oh And there's people in there going cuz cuz they say things that are so easily Null's thing about Vito has been pouring over the pages of ice on for years every every comment is Vito had nothing to do

With that at all. Hey retard Vito had nothing to do with it. Are. Hey, retard. Vito had nothing to do with it. Are you going to... I was the one who said I thought the art was okay. Lying about it. It's salvageable. Have you made any true statements in the last... And guys, don't forget to generate lolly pornography at bing.com. Oh, we got him.

Oh, we nailed him. That's funny. That's funny. That's a good joke. They got me good. Taking people out of context is funny. That's funny. That's a good joke. They got me good. Taking people out of context is funny. But then they're like, oh, yeah, I mean, you know, the thing with Vito is, he's just got to stop eating.

The thing about, I mean, you're not just sitting on the shelf where, we, well, Vito's got to get on a scale, and he just doesn't want everyone to do it. Oh, I'm going to watch this now. So anyway, what I was saying was, let me have some of this macaroni. And you're going to eat all that coke? I want those guys to just make good stuff. They can't.

Didn't Worski make some? I didn't watch him. But Worski was making, like, some video game videos. And I was like, oh, that's good. That's, like, something he could probably do. I don't know. No one wants video game shit. I don't know no one wants video game i don't know stupid video game stupid i'm saying to get cooked up i'm saying i am probably the only guy who's going to say that seeing vice close

is genuinely sad to me i mean i was watching it decline for the longest time yeah because i knew what it was i knew how good you got to read this magazine, man. Yeah. They had a bunch of street artists make beer bongs, like crazy beer bongs. And one made a giant plush black dick with fucking veins all over it, but through it was a funnel. And then they had those naked lesbians cuddle the big black dick and did a photo shoot. And you're like, that's just great. That's a magazine I want to read. I don't care about that at all.

Okay. I care about only business things. I know what you care about. Forbes. Play the stupid song. That's all you fucking care about. I don't even know how to do this show anymore because that's all you're thinking about. Man, I had a good problem, but I forgot what it was.

And I guess I didn't write it down. Do you want me to check what it was? You texted me some problems. Did I? Hold on, hold on. Check your texts. No, that wasn't the one I... Oh, yeah, I forgot what it was. Do you want me to check what it was? You texted me some problems. Did I? Hold on. Check your texts. No, that wasn't the one I... Oh yeah, I remember what it is! In cartoons, when something is a different color than the background and you know it's gonna move. That's your biggest problem?

It's just like... it takes you out of it so much. It's such bullshit. Come on, man. You got like an apple. You're really just thinking about this fucking pirate shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's a big problem. It's like unresolved trauma of that, I think, is why everyone's so fucking annoying about everything. They're like, it's like, it's like, everyone's like trying to defend from that as trauma,

seeing it as a kid. They're like, no, I don't see that. I bet that rake's gonna move. It's a different color than the background. Right, exactly.

You know exactly what I'm talking about. Or like, Yogi's walking by this thing of apples and one of the apples is a different color. One of the apples is a different color than the rest of the apples. Give me a fucking break, man.

Come on. That apple's obviously gonna fall out of that. And then it goes like, and it falls out and you're like, oh, I knew it. This is so fucked. Why couldn't you guys, you don't have technology with your eyes? Are your two fucking eyes closed to see that's the wrong color? What the fuck, man? I wonder if back in the day, like, TVs, the colors were all fucked, so maybe it was less noticeable. I saw this back in the day. It was a problem. This has been a problem for years. Probably 60 years.

This has been a problem. They don't do that anymore. You're talking about like fucking Hanna-Barbera shit. You're talking about Speed Buggy. Do they not do this anymore? No, because it's not cell animation anymore. Well, they should do it. So kids have to realize how crappy it is.

I think the problem was, here's what the problem was, was the backgrounds were drawn first, okay, and then later in the production process, somebody would make a self. They just eyeballed the paint? Yeah, well, yeah. You just use a different kind of, give me a red. Well, because you're mixing the paint. You know, you're not using a paint off the shelf sometimes. You got to mix it.

What do you mean mixing a paint? It's just red. Bob Ross always has the same fucking colors. Phthalo steel fallow white patello why I think they would mix it up blue whatever different than what they'd use for the background in the previous shot or whatever they couldn't figure it out over 20 years that they're it's all fucked up so every cartoon that's amazing that looks Nobody cared. Have you watched these cartoons? They weren't aiming for quality. So they have to make it...

At least the bodies were all correct walking around. Not always. Dick's watching the Laugh Olympics going, this is bullshit. The Yogi Yahuas were driving a green car in the previous scene. The cars were all the same. It's just like if they're approaching a mountain, it's like, oh, I can in the previous scene. The cars were all the same, it's just when they're, like, if they're approaching a mountain, it's like, ugh, I can see the fucking cave from a mile away, and they'd be like, quick

drama, like, I don't know, Bob, we're driving into a mountain, and I don't know what's gonna happen, and then it slides apart. And they would slide over, and you're like, I fucking knew that shit, man! Fucking amateur hour here! It couldn't make one color the same. The backgrounds were, you know, usually, like, nicer. They were, like, you know, whatever. And then the cells were less detailed.

It's just something to keep in mind. I think part of it is also, I think, drawing on a cell, you can't get as detailed as drawing a back. Because a background is just a static whatever, and you can draw it on anything. The cell, you have to draw it on that. What are you talking about? You can draw it on anything. Well, because the cell is like that plastic lucite paper. Yeah, I know.

The background's not drawn on that? No, the background is just like a piece of cardboard, because the background is not a cell. Oh, so that's why it's a different color. Yeah, because it's on plastic lucite over the background. So your first theory about the paint was a lie that you made up on the spot to gaslight me into thinking you know it. But it's actually because of what it's

drawn on. You're saying now you're changing your story. I own a cell because they would reuse... What's it of? Eon Flux. Of course. What do you mean of course? What of course? Sexual, weird what sexual weird well yeah it is sexual and weird a lot of cool cartoons are eon flux is great but the idea is okay because what is it of trevor no it's of eon flux i didn't get a trevor her name was eon flux her name was eon what is it

of of her is her like standing holding her gun no the eyeball would probably be worth licking the gun or holding the gun? She's holding the gun. It's honestly not even a good sell. I wish I had gotten a better one. I have a sell of Jokey Smurf. Okay. How much did you pay for that?

Like, 20 bucks? My mom gave it to me. Yeah. I don't know how much you paid. Sometimes I see sells. What do you mean 20 bucks? I didn't shit on your sell. My sell was, like, a nice sell.

There's a lot of shitty sells out there. How is the Smurf's not a nice sell? I do have a Captain N original production drawing and that one's pretty captain n yeah I gotta get that framed you know captain n right yeah I get it you were making someone to do like an N word remix where he shoots his gun but every time he goes he goes just shouts the n-word in that eggplant guys like oh shit how about it's a smother brains like Brain's like, oh, what? Right?

Here's the sketch. Like, I'm the juggernaut. I got it. I got it. Here's what I would do is they go, hey, we're going to do a group costume. I'll be Mega Man. You'll be Kid Icarus. You'll be Simon Belmont.

And you can be Captain N. And the guy just shows up as a black person. They go, well, we're done. What's he dressed as? Just a guy with a big hand captain like a captain's hat captain's hat and looking at it this guy says his name is veronica in that show oh well hold on did you know that guy usually knows what he's talking about neo prototype veronica maybe from the movie eon flux may have been a code name but that movie was

so stupid honestly you know what's weird is uh I should have had hardcore sex I'm a huge Eon Flux fan and I've still never watched the movie because I was like everyone just says it's it is it's all weirdly based on this one it's not even based on the cartoon really there's this awesome Eon Flux art book that is out of print and it has like all this background Eon flux information that's never seen in the show and it's clear that the script writer of eon flux only read that oh because he's like yeah remember that thing and i'm like no because it's not in the show it's only in the book in the cartoon you couldn't really tell who was the bad guys and the good guys yeah that's what was cool yeah are they terrorists or are they and that's made you think as a kid like oh i bet all i bet

society i bet society's like that too and then your parents and your fucking school teacher be like the PLO the Palestinian liberation or get the terrorists again attacked is really like I remember yon flux told me something like this I know I can figure out these parallels it was more than really an allegory it was not an Israel-Palestine allegory. But the Russians were the good guys in that one, too. Gorbachev was. Was Gorbachev a good guy or not? I'm not going down this road.

See, fear of the gotcha. You can't answer simple fucking questions. Did you ever watch the Yon Flux episode where they fuck through the wall? Yeah. That was awesome. I remember that. Remember the one where the guy's arms got blown off? Or his legs or something?

That big fat guy? Yeah. That was cool. I remember the one where the lady's arms got blown off? Or his legs or something? That big fat guy? Yeah. That was cool. I remember the one where the lady gets her arms cut or whatever. Eon Flux is so good. Peter Chung is great. And Peter Chung, creator of Eon Flux, you know, he animated the first episode of Rugrats.

And that's why the intro animation looks all weird and Eon Flux-y and fucked up. Because it was Peter Chung. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.ung yeah it's all like weird fucking fish eye fucking shit and you're like how come the actual show doesn't look like that and they're like because the on flux guy made the intro huh i don't know that's awesome there's uh uh ethan van skyver was playing this video of eric july jibbering and jabbering yeah and he's like all serious and it cuts to us going like. I saw that. I saw that. I don't even know

where that clip came from. Because we were pretending like we were being, I saw him. The guy, the pimp that's walking down the street. I was like, that's a pretty good image

of us just dancing. So if anyone needs that, then you got a little extra. All right, let me do a problem. Right, we got one more here. The things are the different, in cartoons, when a thing is a different color so you know it's going to move.

That's what it is. Drives you nuts. Drives you up a wall. Drives you up a wall. What the fuck is my problem? You're afraid of the... Alright. Dick, shut up.

My problem is failing to complete a simple errand. You ever have this? You leave the house... All of them. Yeah. All of them. You leave the house to do one thing. You go, I'm just going to do this one thing, then I'll be done.

And then it just, through a series of comical errors, it becomes impossible to do that one thing. What do you mean? Well, the other day, I had some bagels in my house. Okay. I did not have any butter. And I said, well... You were driving to the store to get butter?

To get butter What? That's what I was attempting to Yeah it's a very simple task Butter? It's a very simple task Can't you just eat it with olive oil or something? I didn't want olive oil I wanted butter on my bagel Oh my god Wait butter is a problem on a bagel?

I wanted a little butter I'll walk over broken glass to get whiskey, and apparently you'll do the same thing for butter. Well, it shouldn't have been that hard. I was like, okay, I want to go get butter. And I said, there's like a Smart and Final near my house. Do you know Smart and Final? It's like a grocery store, but kind of deals more with bulk for some reason,

for small business. And I was like, you know, they only ever have one open checkout lane so I'm gonna go somewhere else to get but it's butter I don't want to wait in that one line it takes the gas station we're getting to that I said you know what I'll do I'll go to the Italian grocery store they got they got butter there okay you know I'll go there I'll do they they have butter they have milk and I've definitely seen butter there okay okay so I go there I'm like and I'll get like butter there. Okay. So I go there. I'm like, I'll get an Italian. I got a meatball sub.

I'll get a meatball sub. I wanted a meatball sub as well. I'll get some spaghetti. I was like, I gotta eat something. I'll go get a meatball sub. I'll get a little butter. And I forgot the butter. I didn't forget the butter.

I gotta go back. They did not have butter. I was like, what the fuck? How do they not have butter? They have everything else to cook. They have pasta. They have cheese. Well, they assume you already have butter.

Why are they going to stock a bunch of fucking butter? No, they haven't. Because you need it to cook. Some Italian stuff have butter. They have everything else to cook. They have pasta. They have cheese. They assume you already have butter. Why are they going to stock a bunch of fucking butter? No, they have it because you need it to cook. Some Italian stuff use butter. They've had it before. I've seen it in there. They have that fancy nice butter. Oh, no. Okay.

Can't get the butter here. That's fine. I'll go to the Japanese grocery store near my house. I was like, Japanese people use butter, right? I go there. Apparently, Japanese people don't use butter. I don't know. There was no butter there.

Because they assume you already have it. Why would they? It's a grocery store. They're ethnic grocery stores, but butter's a staple. But it's like a specialty grocery store. They have a lot of shit. They have all sorts of shit there. They got vegetables and produce and whatever.

You'd think they would have a little bit of butter. No, you have butter at home. All right, I accepted that. And then I said, all right, I'll just go to 7-Eleven and get some butter. Just go. They have milk and bread. No butter at 7-Eleven. No, they're not going to have it.

You could get some Sour Patch Kids. I think they've had butter at 7-Eleven. Am I crazy? Have they never had butter at 7-Eleven? You've got to go to Target. Well, that was what I was originally going to do. They have butter. I was thinking about going to Target, and then I was like, well, I'll get some food.

I'll get a sub. Okay, so three stars. I finally go back to the Spart, and then I was like, well, I'll get some food. I'll get a sub. Okay, so three stars. I finally go back to the Spartan final that I started at. I have done a giant loop to get back to the Spartan final. How come you didn't have butter there the first time? Because the line was too long? I didn't want to wait in the line. That's such a drama queen move.

Shut up. I'm not waiting in that line. I'm going to go to the Japanese grocer. Well, I stole the butter because I did not want to wait in the line. I knew another guy who wouldn't wait in lines. He was like personally offended. I really hate lines. It's fucking annoying.

He hated lines and fries. Just hire more fucking checkout people. We already know that problem. Do you just throw a fit if there's lines? Seriously? I just really don't enjoy it. I'm like, there's got to be a better way. Driving around town for butter?

Well, I made my bed and I had to lie in it. I had another one, Dick. I had to get a key. All right, I have my Honda, my car. Okay. Okay, you know they got a chip in the key, so you can't just get a key made. You have to get a special chip key. Yeah, $200.

They got to program it. Right. I've been putting that off literally since the day I bought my car because i'm an idiot okay i was like all right i finally got to get a how about your comic too that's a little errand that you haven't been completing for a different half or whatever it is i go 22 i find okay because you can get it made at hardware stores but it has to be a hardware store that has the machine that can make honda keys right uh-huh so i find one of those. And I go in and I go, I would like to make. Home Depot?

No, Home Depot can't do it. Oh. This was, what's the other chain? The smaller one. The red logo. Harbor Freight? Something like that. Not Harbor Freight.

No, no, I don't remember. Regardless, I go in there. I go, I would like to get a Honda key made. The guy goes, okay. And he goes to the machine. He goes, oh, the machine's not working. The machine's fucked. Yeah. Yeah go, I would like to get a Honda key made. The guy goes, okay. And he goes to the machine. He goes, oh, the machine's not working. The machine's fucked. Yeah.

I'm like, oh. All right. And he's like, I got to get the guy who knows how to work the machine. Can you come back in a couple hours? I'm like, yeah, sure. Can I come back tomorrow? He's like, yeah, come back tomorrow. I come back the next day.

I go, hey, the guy told me to come back tomorrow. He goes, yeah, I had the guy look at the machine. It's not working. We got to get a new machine. I'm like, okay. How long is it going to take? Why do you want a separate key for your car? Just so I have a spare in because I lose my main key.

Then I have another key. You don't have like a regular one that you stick in? I have to stick them in regardless, but it will not start the car unless the chip's in there. Okay. He goes, come back in a week. We're going to get a new machine. I come back in a week. He goes, the machine hasn't come in yet.

I come back in two months and I go, the guy said that you guys were ordering a new machine. That guy was a freak. You know what he says? He goes, we don't make keys anymore. And I'm like, ah, come on.

Come on. Why is it so fucking hard? Why do I have to come here five times? So errands, that's like your problem? No, it's not errands. My cartoon problem

was wasting time. It's when you just, you set out to do something so unsatisfying and so unsatisfying and for no reason it just becomes an impossibility i know my lights uh power went out light doesn't go on how does a hardware store not make keys anymore you gotta go to amazon i can't get that honda key you have to go to a special place for it. And I finally found a place. And I had to go to some weird fucking Middle Eastern shop

and I don't know what they charged me, but it definitely was too much. I'm like, how much did they get the key? They go, oh, the program key, $250. I'm like, that sounds wrong, but I can't get it made anywhere else, so fuck it. I said, can I get one of these key fobs? Can you throw that in? He's like, $5. I'm like, well, alright. The little thing you put on it so you know which Just do it. I said, can I get one of these key fobs? Can you throw that in?

He's like, $5. I'm like, well, all right. The little thing you put on it, so you know which key it is. I just have like, it's just like the problem moves around now. The lights were all off. The fuse was blown.

So I swapped the fuse. Then the Wi-Fi light switch wouldn't connect to the internet. So I had to go do another fuse. Then I did that fuse and then the garbage disposal now doesn't work. I'm like, ah, you know. If I fix that, something else will be...

Once I get tired of that and I'm not really fed up, I'll just go swap it to something else that doesn't work. People are saying go to the Honda dealership. Well, that's the problem. If you want to get raped. Well, first of all, yeah. Matt Barr is going to get raped by Riley. I think I ended up getting a deal. I can go to the Honda dealership. Yeah. Well, that's the problem. If you want to get raped. Well, first of all, yeah, I probably would have been double the price. Like Matt Barr is going to get raped by Riley.

I think I ended up getting a deal. I don't think I paid $250. I think I paid like $80, which is still retarded. But if you get it at a Honda dealership, it's like $300. Yeah. I shouldn't have tried to get a deal. That's another problem. Trying to get a deal and just not fucking yourself.

The problem is that shame you feel telling people how much you paid because some fucking idiot is gonna say oh you paid too much Yeah, I could say you always cut it down like oh how much you got your car fixed? How much was it they paid me ten bucks? Yeah? I would have paid you 20 Sure you would have price shame failing to complete a simple errand. That's my problem, okay guys Don't forget to vote on all the problems that biggest We're not there yet Stop it with this shit That's my problem. Okay. Guys, don't forget to vote on all the problems at Biggest Problem. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not there yet.

Vote on all the problems. You might stop it with this shit. Vote on all the problems at BiggestProblem.show. And we have a very exciting bonus episode. I think one of our best bonus episodes. Yeah, that was funny. The Biggest Problem in China, available at Patreon.com slash BiggestProblem. I was going to propose.

Oh, wait a minute. I have something to play. It's Eric July stuff. Cool. What were you going to propose? I was going to propose that, you know how everyone keeps making Eric July comics and animations

and whatever else? Yeah. And they keep sending them to us and they keep getting mad that our three-hour show... You're talking about the death guy? ...doesn't have room for... The Death of Isom guy?

He sent me. He said, I worked for five hours on that, bro. At least you could read it. And I said, oh, man. I'm going to assume that was sarcastic. I do want to read it, but, you know... I don't know how to explain to you guys that when everyone is saying, hey, I made a funny Eric Chai thing.

I go, that's awesome. I love it. Yeah, post it. Can you watch it and read it and whatever else? I'm like, oh, I got a lot of stuff to do. I'll try, man. I love it. Yeah, post it. Can you watch it and read it and whatever else? I'm like, oh, I got like a lot of stuff to do. I'll try, man. I'll try to make time for it. You understand that asking someone to read your script is like the biggest

ask in the world. It's a big, I've had, yeah. It's at the same level of take me to the airport. So I'm going to assume that you're joking. Yeah, good joke. I was going to say maybe we could do a bonus episode and just knock out a bunch of

this Eric July associated media. The biggest problem in I saw memes. And just knock them all out. Everybody, we could see them all. We're going to do something with them. We'll read them. We'll read them, man. So this is, I just learned of this.

Okay. This was the first interaction you had with Eric July. I think this is the only time I've talked to Eric July. I had never seen this before. And with voice. And this is before the entire feud started. Eric's feud with me. There's no beef here. Right.

Eric's just lashing out at me because he wrote a bad comic. I don't know. i can't explain this is very this is very ancient history and i never brought it up because i was always like i didn't think it was i saw this and was incensed immediately yeah uh because you call into his show as a hater right he's monetized It was his monetize my haters segment. And he goes out of his way after a long conversation you have with him about being a creator online. He mutes you vindictively and maliciously. Do you want to play it?

Play it. I have a bunch of them. Don't spoil it though. But I want to explain to people the context of this. He mutes you when you try to promote yourself. Right. When you just mention that you have something he mutes you for no reason and he has this fucking smug look on his face i'd also say i was in my car i

was unable to watch the show so i didn't know this was happening so he's just doing it and you're talking like you're just talking about i just thought i was having a conversation and everyone afterwards was like oh man eric chill i totally owned that guy and I'm like oh I thought we were just like I'm gonna ramp it up big time now. I didn't know about this He got me good. I guess okay here. We go. I got three clips of this, okay? You see someone like myself who comes in and you know gives gives his kind of interpretation of comic books the American in totem like the American bike storytelling kind of interpretation of comic books, told in the American storytelling kind of way. Total gibberish. Like, fucking moron.

Okay, here we go. Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, no, go ahead. People are enthusiastic, certainly, about that. And that's a good thing. Like I say, that's an awesome thing. There's going to inevitably be people that see that and also do great things from it because

of they're they're inspired or maybe there was an idea that that was given to them um by way of something it was that i did you know or didn't do for that matter maybe it's something i didn't do and they think that they can do better and they do better and they see more success so um i think it's it's it's not this uh sorry Sorry. Real quick, just so you know, I'm driving, so if I cut in and out, I'm sorry. I'm actually on the way to do my own podcast. There's the mute. Oh, yeah, that was what I tried to... I guess what I want to say is, Eric, I very much appreciate the spirit of independent creation.

I think it's very exciting. I want there to be more indie creators doing exciting things. That was a mute that he did that was not your phone cutting out no that was me saying i'm on my way to do my podcast the biggest problem in the universe instantly on the mute button right because he did not want anyone to know the name of my podcast okay let's see here i don't know if you are a creative person at all, but... The video's like fucked. God fucking damn this shit.

VLC is what you use? Yeah, what do you use? Media Player Classic? Which you don't have. Oh, I wish I did. Try VLC again. I don't know. I think you just need to reboot it.

God damn it. Is there supposed to be a video? Like that you do. I don't know. It's just this fucking thing there. Okay. There you go. It'll go.

Whatever you feel like is certainly best for your project if that's something like that you do or do not want to do. When I talk about the decentralized kind of economy, certainly in entertainment, I encourage you to do that. So if there's something that you want to do or you think that this is the way that it should be done, I encourage you to go ahead and do that. I'm glad you bring that up because that's exactly what I'm doing. I'm currently working on a comic book called What You Can Do at Super.

Look at his fucking face It's really weird This is what it is I'm trying to help everybody And I do encourage you to Whatever you do is what it is that I'm doing If you happen to be creative in the distributed Yeah, so there you go Oh, that's cool

Yeah, I'm working on a comic It's What a cocksucker What a total cocksucker what what a fucking puke porn fetishist fuck eric yeah uh well like you know i came on i you know i told you making content i'm making content he says you know hey if you know you want to make uh if you think there's a better way to do it, I encourage you to do so. And I basically said, well, I'm glad you say that.

Here's how I think comics should be made. I'm working on a book called, you know, and then I get dumped out because I'm trying to talk about what I think comics should be, which is like a cool story and not a bunch of culture war bullshit. You're monetizing me, bro. You can't even let me, like you're calling me an idiot. Oh, I can't make it. Let's be real. You can't even let me plug my thing. Is anyone really going to listen to that and hear the name of culture war bullshit. You're monetizing me, bro. You can't even let me... Like, you're calling me an idiot. Oh, I can't make it. You can't even let me plug my thing. Is anyone really going to listen to that and hear the name of my comic book,

and then they're going to go, oh, I'm going to go give them money? No, it's your audience. I'm not, like, going to make... He's trying to use me to sell his book. What do you care, first of all? Because I'm not trying to sell... I know I'm not going to sell books to your audience.

I'm on there telling them that the reason they're buying your comic book is because... So you'd rather have dead air. Yeah. Like, because your audience likes this. Well, also... They like that you're fucking him over. He thinks it's like...

It's like I'm fucking with him to mention the product I'm working on after he gives me a lead in... This dead-eyed motherfucker. Yeah, and all the comments were like, oh, you really showed that guy, Eric. They like this. And I'm like, all right. So these guys are just morons. Because they're fat and ugly. That's what I never talked about.

Sturgis is a fucking sickening looking person. I never talked about this on the show. He looks like he belongs in a horror house. He looks like an inbred fat hillbilly. He looks like he doesn't have knees. That's what Sturgis looks like. He's fucking disgusting. If your top supporter is a guy like

Sturgis, you've done something wrong. You fucked up. I never brought this up on the show, though, because I didn't think it was funny. It was just kind of like, oh, Eric Gillespie's like an asshole. And I was like, well, that's not interesting for the show. I just, whatever. That was all mute time, and he makes a big show of going over and unmuting

you. He's just like a huge asshole. I guess you lost that control, buddy. You needed the control, and you lost it. Yeah, I'm talking about how the story is exciting, and I want to talk about the story. Biting his fucking nails like a bitch. He's so bothered by, like a fucking supervillain with his oral fixation because he wants to suck a cock. Sucking his fingers like he wants to suck a guy's penis.

He silenced me, and all I'm saying is I'm like, I think the way you get people excited about your comics, Eric, is to talk about the comic. Not talk about Marvel and DC are fucking up. Okay, well, why does that make yours good? Right. We will win. What are you going to win? Who are you winning against? Why don't you just tell me who the characters are and what the story is?

This was before Isam had ever come out. Like what Null's doing right now. Yeah, and I said, I think what's, you know, and I'm like, I'm working on a comic and I'm focused on making the story fun and the character's good and that's how I want to sell it. I think what you're doing is the same thing as Skittles going, hey, it's gay Skittles! And you're like, well, did the Skittles taste different? Are they

better? They're gay now! He said gay and he started sucking on his fingers because he wants to suck the cum out of guys' nuts. What's weird is I hadn't listened to this in the longest time and I finally went back and listened to it because Ethan was listening to it and I'm like, I feel like I was really nice on that call. I was like, Eric,

what you're doing... Yeah, you're a nice guy, though. Yeah, but I was like, look, I think the way you're marketing it is bullshit. I get that you're leaning into it because it makes you a bunch of money, but at the end of the day, you can't get mad when guys like me go, okay, but you got to put up or shut up. Your marketing is really exciting for people who care about the culture war, but I think if you want to grow this business, you also have to have a great product,

and you're not talking about the product. You're only talking about the culture war. And he goes, yeah, yeah, I understand what you're saying. And the second I'm off the call, he goes, fuck that fucking busted ass. And I'm like, what the fuck? I don't care about that. I only care about the muting. Yeah.

Because he's like, it's very disrespectful. Like, I have people call in. You don't mute them for the only thing they get out of it. Right. Like, they're giving you an argument. You can prove your... You made money on this video. Again, it's monetize your haters.

You're getting super chats. You're getting ad revenue. But you have to, like, make sure... This is like setting up a hidden camera in the bathroom. Yeah. Like, what are you doing here, man? He has to make sure not a single person heard the name of my comic book or my podcast because I might make a dollar.

And the idea of helping me make a dollar is odious to this guy guy so horny he's probably he's blowing a guy he probably made a couple hundred bucks off the stream and he's like oh but you can't promote your comic on my stream that well let's keep listening that would uh that would emasculate him you can do add soup yeah i wanted people to see my comic. They could compare it to his. He looks exactly like Maddox. That dead-eyed stare. Sucking on his fingers like a child. Because he's gay.

He's got an oral fixation. He's a homosexual. Driven into the ground, and people are being worked up into a frothing mess over it. We're now cheering that movies and cartoons are getting canceled because they might have been woke i saw yesterday uh heel versus babyface is excited he's wearing a bra the batman series got canceled because it's woke frankly these guys depressed this kind of rhetoric seems to be about cancer yeah because they're like anti-art rather than they're not they talk about like we need to like create more stuff and like whatever but then like all day long they're like i hope this show gets canceled because it's going to be woke i hope this cartoon

gets canceled because it's going to be woke i'm like i don't know man i would rather just like see it and determine that after the fact i'm not going to go oh they hired a bunch of black people so that means it's definitely going to suck well and they post the meme writing about blackulas or you got to give out you got about compton you got give projects a fair spit I think it's fine to say okay this looks like out to mute you saying stupid no okay look if it's so like a gender swap woke swap yeah I get it but like again there was a Batman animated series follow-up coming out from Bruce Tim the guy who created Batman the animated series there a bunch of women on it though no that's not what it was it was like

Santa say 100% women free it's basically all they said was, listen, we're setting it during this kind of like 1920s. Like what was that era called? Golden Age. Yeah. Golden Age, like jazz era or whatever. Yeah. And they're like, but boom. Yeah.

But they're like, but it's not going to like have the same racial makeup as that. No. Out. Done. But it's not actually. Get rid of it. I don't think it was. Trash.

A lick of their own. Oh, yeah. Who's going to be in it? A bunch of black chicks and they're. Out. Done. But it's not actually. Get rid of it. Trash. I don't think it was. Trash. A lick of their own. Oh yeah. Who's going to be in it? A bunch of black chicks and they're all gay. Done. Get it out of here. I think they were saying that it's not exactly the 1920s. It's a 1920s themed, you know, thing.

What's the theme? Black people. Black people were around in the 1920s. It's just that instead of just having them as bellhops and fucking jazz singers. No, Boardwalk Empire did it good. Boardwalk Empire did it well. Okay. Did you see that show? No, actually. Instead of just having them as bellhops and fucking jazz singers, they might do other stuff. Boardwalk Empire did it well. Okay. Did you see that show?

No, actually. Nucky Thompson? I have not seen Boardwalk Empire. Oh, that show was great. A lot of good diversity. Good diversity in that one. I have a buddy who looks exactly like a young Steve Buscemi, and he was this close to playing young Steve Buscemi on Boardwalk Empire, and I'm still torn up that it didn't happen.

The rising tide raises all ships. All right? Yeah. Did I get that backwards? No. Yeah, that's what people do. That's what people have said. A lot of people have seen boost from even the Ice on Project.

God, how do you fuck up basic grammar? Yeah, that's what people do. That's what people have said. A lot of people do be say that their tide is what it is. What a retard. Why do people think this guy is like a great mind? It's so weird.

Because they're stupid. Because they like guys like No Knees Sturgis. Well then, yeah, a guy looks like he stinks. A guy like Hale DeLore goes, I think it's just the tone of voice. sounds confident sounding confident even when you're honestly it's because they have uh they have like repressed uh racism yeah they want to the bigotry of expectations yeah yeah I've never heard a black guy say somebody weird sexual fantasies about it sure already like again at gay belt I even his thing that he does that I have no connection to,

which was Justice in the American Way. We saw Chuck Dixon and his project get funded. He came on my show with the Ninja Hunter Bear deal. He came on my show. We talked about that.

We ended up getting that funded as well. So, yeah, like all of this, what you, you know, hey, I hope you lift up. We've already done that. So we've been there and done that. Fantastic. Well, Eric, I'm gonna have to cut this short again. I'm about to go do

my podcast. Was that a power move? I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna have to cut this short? Yeah, that's a power move. He dumped the biggest problem name again. I did have to cut it short. Sure, it was a big power move. I planned it. I'm very smart. It is a power move. Sometimes have to cut it short. Sure, it was a big power move. I planned it. I'm very smart. It is a power move. Look, I'm done with you.

And then he cuts it off immediately. I don't like the political stuff. That is why I have been hesitant to celebrate your success, which is very based in a political sphere. But I'm hoping that's not all you are.

I'm hoping that it's a great book. I'm hoping that you do manage to create a parallel economy that celebrates indie creators. Because that is also something I am very excited about. So let's put it this way. I'm hesitantly optimistic after our conversation. Sweet. Sounds good to me. I hope that what you have said is truly what's in your heart. And I tell you what, Eric, I want to send you when my comic's done.

Cuts it. I want to send him a free comic. Sweet. I would appreciate your input as a fellow creator. Sweet. Sweet. Sounds good. Sweet.

All right. God bless, Eric. I look forward to fighting with you on twitter some more that won't happen but yeah peace out yeah we're not gonna fight on twitter anymore especially not now that you blocked me but you're fighting with everybody but me fucker the point i was trying to make to him was, okay, man, yeah, you raised $4 million for an indie comic. Yeah. But you talk about all this.

We all know the point. Okay, fine. We all know the point. He's not helping people. Did you bring this up just to? To what? He's not helping people, yeah. Well, what's the point?

I mean, you just said it. We're listening to you say it. I know. I don't know. I don't know So what? He's not helping people, yeah. Well, what's the point? I mean, you just said it. We're listening to you say it. I know. I don't know. I don't know what the point is. Rising tide lifts all shit. The point that I'm making is I don't think any of these people care about art. I think they just see it as a product.

Well, yeah, but that drives me fucking insane. And they all go, oh, we got to fix movies. And I go, well, how would we fix them? And they're like, making them more about, you know, our politics. Put me in it. Yeah, put me in it. Put me in it. Making more about what we believe.

And I'm like, well, that's not fixing it. It's just going to be bad in a different way. Like, Grant. Yo, so calling in about this last week's episode, I just think it's pretty funny that Vito brings in like AI deniers or whatever, whatever AI something,

and how he was crying because a computer can make a video of a dog. But he doesn't believe that a computer could swap around a couple votes, which by definition would be fraud. Which is pretty interesting to me.

Go fuck yourself. I didn't know he was going to say that. It's not that a computer can't swap votes around. I've never said that. So the computer can make a dog video, but you're like, vote swapping? That'd be crazy. Okay, what if never said that. So the computer can make a dog video, but you're like, vote swapping?

That'd be crazy. Okay, what if I said I think Trump purposefully hacked the voting machines to lose himself the election because he thought that being an outcast would result in more clout and popularity? We should do an audit to make sure that, to throw Trump in jail. Is it not an equally more valid supposition? Yeah, I think that might have happened. Let's do an audit to make sure that, to throw Trump in jail. Is it not an equally more valid supposition? Yeah, I think that might have happened. Let's do an audit.

Okay. Let's audit the machines. So the voter fraud could have went in any direction. Yeah, so let's audit the machines. Maybe he really didn't want to be president. I agree. So let's audit the machines. Okay.

I have no problem with that. Are you okay with that? I have no problem with auditing the machines. With auditing the machines. I don't care. Okay, so let's you and me go find the person who's stopping the audit. Who's stopping the audit? Dominion the person who's stopping the audit who's stopping the audience dominion dominion is in the georgia arizona and whatever uh state electors board state election committee has has the big bucks from dominion has there been any uh what what has been the attempt to audit the votes uh shut down

to audit the votes? Shut down. Who asks you to audit them? People? What do you mean? No. Who? Trump? I don't know. Trump's filed a lot of lawsuits. A lot of people filed a lot of lawsuits. I don't know. You want to audit them, but you can't name

who's trying to audit them. Here is the evidence.com. There. This is all the lawsuits Related to the election You're smug already You don't even know what it is and you're smug You're preemptively smug

I do know what it is What is it? It's a website full of mostly complete bullshit What's uh Wisconsin Supreme Court rules The executive branch misused Indefinitely confirmed. That's bullshit.

Confined. Confined, sorry. Okay. Nice 403 error immediately. The very first link is a 403. Here's the evidence, guys. You fucked me. You fucked me.

You fucked me you me you idiots that could not have been damn it that could not have been better god damn here's the evidence veto dead link okay pennsylvania court secretary of state lacked authority to change deadline two days before election day there you go okay stolen fraud. Stolen. Fraud. You're right. But you don't think I'm right. No, you're right. Stolen. You don't think so.

I'm glad, Eric, so I muted you now. They stole it. It's been stolen. Okay, here we go. Oh, man. Oh, my God. I'm falling. I'm going to take all of your fucking jobs. Oh, my God. Look at the video. jobs! I'm gonna look at the video!

Look at the video! Come on, dude! What the fuck? Bro, calm the fuck down. You know what's gonna happen with this new AI video shit that can only produce 60 seconds of fucking video? I don't know. I don't know why everyone's calling it.

Hold on. Did you label this the niggler because you heard the screaming at the beginning and you assumed it was the niggler? that can only produce every fucking voicemail i don't know i don't know why did you hold on did you label this the niggler because you heard the screaming at the beginning and you assumed it was yeah i don't listen like five seconds this is not the niggler oh it's not no it's some guy yelling okay this one says don't shave veto okay i don't know where the niggler is he's hanging out with captain m don't know where the niggler is. He's hanging out with Captain M. Nick, don't fucking shame Vito for stealing. Vito's bravery against the establishment has inspired myself to do the exact same. I feel like I've done something wrong if I don't walk out with something in my pocket from a fucking store. Even if it's just those fucking...

Yeah, but Vito got caught. That's what's funny. Once. Once. You put shit on the wall. I'm a fucking nerd and I have it's just those fucking... Yeah, but Vito got caught. That's what's funny. Once. You put your shirt on the wall, because I'm a fucking nerd and I have a bunch of shit on my wall. I fucking... The best thing to do is I go to Walmart when I'm getting a prescription for my grandmother.

Oh, yeah. Anyways, you walk right up there with whatever the fuck you want to steal. They ask you if you need to check that out, too. You say, nope, I'm still going to go grocery shopping. I need to walk out. out you call your shoplifting tips shoplifting you know they a lot for a certain amount of thievery and fucked up products. Yeah, they all do. All right, all right, all right.

Good for you. Don't steal. Just let me do it. Okay. Vito, you fucking idiot. You need to learn how to hammer dick on the fallacies he's making. Okay. Because he is sounding a complete retard, and you are just softball replying to him.

You need to get serious by shutting down the shit he's saying that is just ridiculous. There's no basis in reality. You sound like a fucking idiot because he's able to walk all over you with this bullshit. The frustrating part is I know Dick is the one that listens to these voicemails or at least reads the transcripts. Never going to pull this one, but on the off chance you hear it, Vito, get your shit together

because it was ridiculous. Why don't you guys... Wrong about that, just like he's wrong about the election stealing. See, Dick has this little network of assholes who send him little things for the show. No, I don't. Hey, Dick, you can really hammer Vito if you bring in this stat. So my Twitter DMs are open. If anyone ever wants to tell me how to destroy Dick, please do.

Let me see. I think Dick wanted to read voicemails, but I want to hear what people have to say about French onion dip real quick. This is important to me. Hey, Dick. Hey, Vito. Hey, I i want to hear what people have to say about french onion dip real quick this is important to me hey dick hey vito hey i just want to let you know i tried that uh french onion dip recipe you were talking about vito that's pretty good pretty good stuff there you go all right later there you go little uh one of those normal little little like squat container sour cream package of a onion mix, and you got yourself a perfect French onion.

Guys, please vote on all the problems at biggestproblem.show. Please. If you haven't signed up for memberships, we have memberships available now. I think they're active. If anyone signed up as a member, thank you. I think it's supposed to tell me if someone signs up as a member. Does that show up in the super chat and sticker activity? Hold on.

Memberships. Your membership offers. So wait, our memberships. Oh, wait, we do have members. Okay. How does it tell? Because whenever, what's his name? Oh, my God.

Holy shit. Wow. What the fuck? You should have made it more. Jesus Christ. You guys joined when it was not enough money. I thought $3 was like, you know, that's a deal. Well, it's just emojis and cool stuff.

It's not even one cheeseburger. I mean, you're supposed to read members though. We got to thank our new members. That's what Ethan always does, right? No, read it. You got to read every fucking, no, no, read read the super chat. We're not gonna get 50 just read everybody's fucking name That's boring shit. Hold on shut up. No no no no no No, shut up. You are not reading everybody's name. I am going to read just the tier two members

That is the five. Oh you have all your super chats first do not just read names. That is the $5 level. No, you have to do Super Chats first. Do not just read names. That is so fucking boring. All right. No way. You're welcome, everyone. I mean, I want to recognize them somehow. After. Okay, after. People will hate them if you do that.

I will read the new members after the show. On the drive home. Drive home, all right. You make a good point. Hold on make it you make a good point let me make sure okay uh because there's a five dollar tier where theoretically you get access to i think clips you'll get access to them before they go live if you're at the five dollar tier oh wow only like only like a couple hours early okay shut, shut up. This clip that's already public. I also made a $50 tier called the Mac Club for which you get, I don't know, a shout out. We say hi. That's it.

Vito will read your name 50 times. I'll read the name 50 times. No, I will not. That would definitely destroy the show. Okay, Koofer2, thank you all for not killing yourselves. You're welcome. Kicks Mechanic for five. Nice W on kick or keep, gentlemen.

Oh, yeah. Bless you two chads. That was a while ago. Actually, it was probably only two weeks ago at this point. It was, yeah. We've been doing a lot of stuff. We have been. Koof told me to tell you thank you for not killing yourselves.

Rest in peace, Too Mad. Too Mad is dead. R.I.P. Antagonist for two. Koo fixed the song and emailed with outro song in subject yeah i got i got it i was gonna say our intro needs like different music well maybe but it needs 20 seconds of no music before the timer even starts because you always start the what the because you start the stream i always try to start it over

and you're like don't start it over we got to start the show it's already late you do say that okay but i'm saying you switch it over at like four minutes and 30 seconds into the countdown so when you start the video it's like a song like we're midway through a song you don't hear the beginning of the song so there should be like 10 seconds of silence before the song and the counter starts. No, then people are going to think their audio's busted. Nobody needs to fucking... It's just 10 seconds. No one gives a shit

if they start that song in the middle. I care. But then they're going to go, oh, is the sound up? And they're going to crank it up and go... It'll only be like 5 seconds and then the song starts. Right now, this is a mistake. I'm not switching it. Right now, the it comes in. It'll only be like five seconds and then the song starts. No, you're, this is a mistake. I'm not switching it. Right now,

the song starts immediately. That's good. No, just give it five seconds of silence and then start the song. No one needs to hear, dee-der-dee-der. It's not that important. It's just supposed to be noise

before the show. I think. I'm not putting a 20 second fucking delay on the audio. Put a small delay. Why does the music have to start exactly at zero? Because it's just like music. It's like there to be background music.

Okay, when you go and you're like, oh, let me listen to this episode. It's that fucking Metallica. No, but I'm saying you want to come in and then the song starts. No, it doesn't matter. It feels like the beginning of a show. You load it and then you skip to whenever the countdown says. Oh, I got to skip five minutes in? Done.

No one listens to it. They're annoyed. It's just for live people. I'll call no right now. Give his fucking opinion. Sometimes I just let you go. Sometimes I just let you go sometimes i just just let you go and see where it goes riley edwards for two fun fact the nigersaurus has 500 teeth i said niger

it's even worse uh wet bandit for two says what about the other slur another kind of dinosaur death anchor for two why you gotta kick me well he's... Okay, guys. Slurs. How much nothing did it do? Slash me and how much nothing could've didn't... I'm not doing that one. Dominic for two. You, we're on time for once. Dominic for two. Were. I fucking hate autocorrect.

Still fucked it up, Dominic, you idiot. Snaps for two Australians. Somebody is playing Pacific Drive. Ryan Moeller for 10. Interesting way to start the show. I blamed Vito. That was because we screwed up the intro and we were talking about nothing. Hopefully this week we can begin weight loss.

What do we think? Let me do a poll. What did I weigh last week? I have it on my app. Wasn't it 291 or something? The poll, first of all, Tony losing less than 200 pounds. Will happen before Super Killer comes out. Comes out for some reason.

They're saying that you will not get. It's not a race. It is a race. Medeker correctly pointed out that your comic being late reflects poorly on me. It does. And you're not, you don't seem to be motivated. I don't like you, so why would I? Yeah, that's not a motivation.

You're giving Andy and PPP an easy win by not getting it out. They already had an easy win. And you're not, you don't seem to be motivated. I don't like you, so why would I, yeah that's not a motivation. You're giving Andy and PPP an easy win by not getting out. They already had an easy win! All they had to do was make fun of the script! Well... Instead they went, I can't believe he gave his artist reference material. Can you believe this man? Also, I think this scene involving a grown adult woman with big tits is a reference to pedophilia. And I went, you know what, I just can't win with these fucking people no I think you might be obsessed with child fuck all of these people are okay I brought this up to you before the show

there was one comment where someone's went yeah I read the script I don't think it's that bad and another guy went I heard there's a scene with a naked woman does anyone know the age of that woman literally Can you guys just assume? Literally, no. Can you guys assume that if I made a comic book, I didn't just randomly put child pornography in it? Can you just assume that even let's assume that I loved

that lolly shit or whatever else that I would at least be smart enough to go, well, I probably should not put it in my comic book that is going to be dissected by 100 people who all call me a pedophile every day. That at least I have that much self-awareness, right? Can you assume that about my character? I'm going to hop in the shower.

Hey, no, this, oh man, this hot chick flashed me on the freeway. How old was she? How old was she? You know what else is funny? Somebody was like, please tell me Vito put the ages in the script, and the very first page of the script says, here's how old every character is. Again, for the artist, so they know. It's like a lady in her mid-20s.

20s. Yeah, so I can not lose. But how old do they look? How old do they look? They could have looked 12. Right. It doesn't matter what age it says in the script. Wait, wait, wait.

I wasn't doing the poll. I wasn't done doing the poll. You're going to do a poll. So could have looked 12. Right. It doesn't matter what age it says in the script. Wait, wait, wait. I wasn't doing the poll. I wasn't done doing the poll. You're going to do a poll. So I'm going to lose that. Man, if Tony loses 200 pounds before the Super Killer comes out. He's not going to lose 200 pounds. He's going to go under 200 pounds. That would be devastating for you.

No, he wouldn't. I don't care at all. That's shameful. It's not shameful. Because that's how much weight you were supposed to lose, and you didn't. I'm going to make the argument that uh tony is able to lose weight by doing one thing himself i have to coordinate a team of people and there's only so much i can do a team of people a team of people who you and the artist the artist

who else colorist the letterer the editor who's the? There's at least five people. Who's the editor? I don't know if they want their name known. What are they editing? They look at the script. They look at the storyboards. This is somebody who's worked for the big two. And they go, oh, well, this panel,

I think you need an establishing shot. We don't know where they're at right now. What about the cancer thing? What do they think about that? Mr. Girl's right. He's dead right. He's dead right. At first, I was... Do you really believe that?

You were gaslighting me into thinking that Mr. Girl was stupid, but then when you said it on the show and I had to be honest, I realized that Mr. Girl's a smart guy. It's not that he's stupid. Look, I understand his theory as to why. It's right. It's not right. It's different.

I'm going to pretend that she has different i'm gonna pretend that she has cancer okay pretend that she knows like breaking bad she could also get cancer but she's probably not gonna get cancer i think she will suffer she will have some sort of uh you know trauma cancer-y type of i understand wanting well here's the It's tough. It's tough to figure out. I just want it because it's a woman. I want something bad to happen to her. Okay, that's why you want it. Sure.

Yeah. I think it's this idea that, well, it would make the character have more dimensions if they're suffering with this. No, that's not why. Well, that's why Mr. Girl wants it. And I'm like, I think you can have that, but I keep bringing up Luke Skywalker.

He had cancer. No, but his trauma was was when we meet Luke Skywalker killed yeah but we see that it's not like a pre-existing thing she should get cancer in the like the first 10 pages something can happen to her that will be the trauma that happens you need that but you don't have to start the book off with Luke Skywalker's parents dead you can do kill his parents in the book. No, it has to be right away. Okay, I'll just start. Well, it's the fucking first thing that happens to Luke! It's not the first thing that happens to Luke. I'm gonna fuck up. I kinda wanna do this.

I'm gonna go, but then I'm done. And he comes back and he's like, oh shit, my whole fucking, my whole world is destroyed. I guess I better go. Oh, my whole. Is that not what happens? My whole world is destroyed? Personal world. That's a trauma that a character might have to deal with before He decides to do it before Mr.. Fucking guy all right. I get it. You want to make your poll about me being fat or whatever it is

Remember what it was can someone super chat me what the poll was hold on the poll was Go back to the super chats and we'll remember it. Oh, no. Never mind. Pacific... Never mind. Great. Ryan Moeller for 10.

Interesting way to start the show. I blame Vito. Hopefully this week we can begin weight loss. Okay. Mint Salad is here. It says, there's Carl's next cringe of the week. Was it us stopping the show, starting the show? Carl with his gay frosted tips.

Did you see that? I did see that. I don't think they were frosted enough. I don't think he got the right frosted tips. Frosted tips is supposed to be the NSYNC thing where you have the hair gel as well. So each tip is individually frosted. I think he punked out. Wait, what? I think he got the poor man's frosted tips I think he punked out. I think he got the

poor man's frosted tips. Can you bring up Carl's frosted tips? Do we have a picture of it? Let's see. I'm going to look up the ones I'm thinking of. Carl frosted tips. Wouldn't it be on his Twitter? Here he is

Bring it up Wow Look at that That's a good looking pic Wait where is he That's not Oh that's Frosted Tips Carl That's Carl

But where's the Frosted Tips Is that not Carl That's like a mock up I don't think that's actually it That's not him That's AI What do you mean AI That's what Carl looks like That's not him He got it done That's an actual picture of him That's a it. That's not him. That's AI. What do you mean AI? That's what Carl looks like.

That's not him. He got it done. That's an actual picture of him. That's a mock-up. Yeah. He always wears this. No, that's not him. That's like Lance Bass with fucking Carl's face on it.

So it's a straighter version of Carl. Right. Frost to tips Carl. That's from three weeks ago. That's the same exact picture we just looked at. Go to his Twitter and just hit the media tab twitter.com slash who are these podcasts huh okay bunch of garbage take it off for a second Twitter slash who are these pod. Yeah, that one.

Okay. Look, our feud with who are these podcasts, we're going to beat them at some point. Okay, these are his frosted tips. This is bullshit. How is that frosted tips? How is it not? What are you talking about?

This is frosted tips. How is that not the same as that? Because, look, each hair is individually gonna work. It's individually tipped It's like you have to spike the hair. What the fuck are you talking about? That's here fucked up the color of my camera by doing that. I'm sorry Now you're doing it again. I fixed it What do you mean every individual hair suppose? It's supposed to be it's like you take hair gel and then you have like all these little spiky spikes

No, he went to a stylist. Yeah, and then you have like all these little spiky spikes no spikes he went to a stylist yeah and they fucked it up all they did was uh bleach the top of his hair tell me he didn't suck he didn't enjoy sucking this didn't suck their dick must be why literally just type in frosted tips and show what frosted tips look like no okay i'm done fine i don't think he did it. I think the WATP listeners should. They got chipped? Got chipped. Let's see here. Oh, how do we end up all the way?

Because if I resize it, it fucks it up. Okay, so I got to go all the way down. There's Carl's next cringe of the week. Dominic for five, where's that comic book I paid $100 for, by the way? No shipping to. Yeah, when's it coming out? If it's not, bro, you have to take it seriously. I am taking it seriously.

But you're not. When is the date? It's out by... You have to at least set a date to fuck up. That's the deal. You can't say it's coming out whenever. You gotta say it's coming out by September. I believe it will be out in the summer.

Summer's a big... Some of it's gonna come down to, here's the thing is. August 8th. Okay, well, I don't have that. What I will say is this, just because right now printing and shipping stuff overseas takes forever, I think what will happen is we'll have the digital copy ready to go. So you're going to get that before the physical copy. All the backers will get sent like a digital PDF.

So you can read it right away. And the printing might take a little bit more time. I don't know exactly. No, you got to hold that digital version off until the thing gets in. Why? Because everyone's going to fucking rip it apart? Yeah. And then the physical one shows up and you're like, eh. Well, I might also just give like the first half.

Well, not the first half, but there's like a first act. So I might give the first act out digitally to backers and be like, well, you can read this now. It's a learning process. The first 10 pages? No, the first 25 pages. That's the first act? How many pages total?

First, like, 22 pages. I don't remember. How many pages total? 65. It's a long comic. We'll figure something out. Everyone's going to have fun. Everyone's going to have fun.

Why are you giving pages out like ahead of time? Just ship it I just Cause like then There'll be less of a You know like people can read it Why would you wanna Why would you wanna consume

A third of a movie? I think I think it'll be like Backers are like You know hey is this getting made? I wanna see the progress I've been waiting Here's a third of it?

Yeah Then you gotta wait What a year and a half been waiting here's a third of it yeah then you gotta wait what a year and a half okay here's the deal no matter what i do just make the comic no matter what i do make it and ship it in december like you said okay sure i'll ship it into this well when is it coming out the whole thing not a not 10 pages or whatever estimate is summer time pages or whatever estimate is summertime yeah okay it is what it is man like i'm working with people i'm coordinating it as best i can uh and i'm i honestly and as i've said like i think the production process will go quicker now that we're getting stuff you know in place and i know what do you mean in place you know whose schedules are open who can get stuff done on a certain time frame or whatever else.

Five people? I don't want to throw anybody under the bus. I'm not going to throw anybody under the bus. You are under the bus. You're right. You are under the bus. And I accept that. It's my fault.

It's my fault. I. What about just like one frame? Can I get that now? Sure, I'll send you a frame. One page, and then I get that now sure I'll send you one page and then I get another page and I talked to people and I said let's come up with a reasonable deadline okay and I believe I'm not throwing anyone in the bus it's my fault

you better fucking ride them I I'm not that kind of guy I mean I'm like oh man you have to you have to ride people It is a it is yeah, you know, you got to be you got to be I Don't I Love everybody. I love fucking it. I love it. Get it done. Get it done I need a release by I need these pages doesn't it does this is not what motivates people though getting shouted at? Maybe it does.

I don't know. Have you not been seeing all this stuff for the last year? Here's the thing. We live in a culture now where you shout at people and they go, okay, I quit. Get another guy then. That would be disastrous. And it's not a guy. There's no one guy who's a problem. Okay? All right?

I'm the problem. Everything that's wrong with it is my fault. Okay? But I'm very happy with how it's looking. And it looks great. You should get Glass House Productions to do it. I could have got a bunch of Brazilians to make it. Honestly, I could boot up The Sims.

I'll make you guys a 3D rendered version. You'll love it. You got to ride them, man. I'm making connections with more people here's the other thing is i'm like you gotta yell at them and then go okay sorry i went over the line how much how much how much to get it done money doesn't money doesn't matter to like it is it does when you yell at them it's about abusing them in a way that benefits you you have to yell and then offer that only works on uh gay kids, okay?

The fancy theater kids. That's how Pixar was built. Abuse. That's why all these guys, you know, you can yell at those guys and go, Oh, God, okay, I got to draw it quicker. But anybody who knows what they're doing and they're, like, confident, they're like, you can yell all you want, you know. I don't care.

It's about my integrity and getting it done, and that's fine. I respect that. When's it getting done? Never? Never. Sounds like it though i think this is one of those situations where uh look everybody can ride me everybody can call me a piece of and if you want your money back tell me i'll give you your money back oh here we go it's not here we go here we go it's guys i'm real here i'm very excited

about this i'm so excited about this that i think what are you doing what are you queuing up i'm just saying call i'm trying to have a legitimate okay i'm trying to say something real for two seconds why because this Because this is important, okay? Shut the fuck up. I love this project. It is looking really, really great. I think it is fun. I think it is funny. Is it as fastly produced as I want it to be? No. I'm new to this thing. I'm new to managing a shit ton of people and telling them what to do and not upsetting anyone or having to have a bunch of apology emails about how i ruined the sanctity of whatever okay writing apologies there's a lot of apologies involved oh you're messing up man no no no no no no no no no no no no no i am not great at that aspect but the other day i just like okay's going to take longer, but it looks good.

Are you learning to be harder on people? No. I'm learning I need to hire someone to be harder on people. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm going to take some of the money from this when we do the next one. I'm going to have someone whose only job – this is why in most jobs – Next one.

This is why in most jobs you have another guy whose job is to yell so that you get to go what do you do exactly i don't know uh you know if that guy's yelling you know just do what he says i guess how much how much money how much get this done he doesn't matter artists artists you know these guys have gaslit you into thinking that you've met art okay a lot of money maybe no i just look everybody's getting paid great. Okay? That's the problem. It's not the problem.

Is it working? Yeah, actually it is. We've had a very productive month. Everything's looking great. It's coming along great. I wish we had reached this level of productivity a while ago. Why don't you just put, like, done pages? That's an update.

Where? On the thing? In general. X out of whatever. Done. Like a bar. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Maybe I will.

The problem is that, like, some pages aren't colored. Yeah, I could do that. So they're not done. They're not done. You know what? I'm canceling the comic. Everybody gets their money back. It's too much.

Just keep the money like Null's lawsuit. It's not a bad idea either. Just kidding. I do think Null should keep all that money though. I think I should eat myself into a grave and then all your money just disappears. Sorry. Riverbeard for five. God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son.

So whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life. Also, I'm gay. Okay, Riverbeard. Joe Cool for two. Super killer being leaked the same way maddox's address was yeah it's true so turgery for 10 veto and dick trucks me and ricky shirts are on sale now by doing your ad for you i take the power from you trucks me thank you i do have to mention i tried to put ricky ritardo shirts on our website using our print partner our print partner sent me an email saying they will not print shirts. Printful.com.

Printful? Those motherfuckers. Said we cannot print shirts containing the slur retard. I explained, but that's just the name of the character. It's not a slur. And they said, what do you mean it's a character? And then I sent them pictures of the isom comic book and they said well we still don't want to print it i'm like damn it i thought it was

gonna work i sent a bunch of pictures of braxwell and i said look it's a comic see it's sending you death threats yeah they're sending me death threats so um the other way to do it would be to maybe make it say ritardo in a way that the AI doesn't read it. Send it to me. I don't care. Yeah, but then we got to print them. No, I use Printify. Oh, okay.

There's like a zillion providers on that. Some other people have said they could print them for us. LJ Clabrino for five. Vito, if shoplifting is fun, would you join a Target flash mob? I wanted to. Yeah, that'd be great. Do you remember watching those videos? What was it? They were having

some riot. Let's say people of a certain skin color persuasion were all running around grabbing stuff. There's just one white guy. Legos, yeah. With his arms full of Legos. And I went, that's my guy. That's my fucking guy. He's like,

I'm like, I would be the Lego guy. Everybody else is like he was stealing from the black people because he was like, oh, I hope they don't see me. I got to get out of here. It was their movement. Wasn't that Black Lives Matter? It was supposed to be their stuff. Yes, he was. He was stealing Black Lives Matter.

They deserved all the stuff in that target. He's like, they don't want the Legos. They're fine. Everybody else is getting TVs and sneakers. One white guy. Oh, the bloody Falcon with 4,000 pieces. Don't mind if I do. Synapse for five.

Never mind, I'm retarded. My game didn't close and I thought you changed the intro music. Good work. Lloyd Llewyn for eight. I have a feeling that Vosh will like Horseman from Chuck Dixon. There you go. If the Horseman is fucking goblins then he'll love it if you guys want to catch up on the Vosh controversy me and Mr. Girl

had an excellent conversation on the Tuesday Night Grift which is my Tuesday streaming show you can watch the archives of that Vito and Mr. Girl Mr. Girl has a new song coming out we're going to have to debut that at some point he's got a lot of stuff. And at a certain point in the near future, me and Mr. Girl have a song we've been working on.

I thought you guys weren't working together anymore after that episode. No, it's great. Actually, you called him a Jew or something. He's fine. It seems like he's finally relaxed a little bit on these streams. He came on my stream, and we had a really good, it was a fun conversation. Yeah. A little less navigating emotions than the last time dominic for two i wish no wasn't retarded by veto he was cool you did i mean you're you you wound him up in a weird way and he's just

self-owning after cell phoning it's really he looks retarded i can't even address the crazy things he's saying uh because they make no sense to me. James Gardner for 10. Super stomped, stumped, and super killed. Johnny Rock for 5. Still working on Alpha Corps

RR Part 5. Can't wait for Yaira, but way more excited for Horseman. I'm sure Noel's Captain Chomo will put them to shame. The Alpha Corps rewrites are so funny.

They're good. Have you read them? Yeah. All of them? Not all of them. Oh, dude. Here's Bryant, the Proud Boy Superman. Do I gotta go on the Discord to find him?

Yeah, you do. The Proud Boy Superman character is just so well-written and funny. I should send him. Fuck him. Fuck him. And it matches the art so perfectly. He's such an asshole. I should send him. Fuck him. Fuck him. And it matches the art so perfectly. He's such an asshole.

I gotta read that. I gotta make time to read all this stuff. He's like a cool version of Homelander. Just send me your stuff and you can very gently go, hey, if you don't read

that thing yet, don't go, I worked for five hours. At least you can do is. All right, man. Good joke. I did a lot. I've been doing,

I've been dealing with A lot of shit this week I didn't have time to read You guys are writing Apology emails all day For having to be a boss You know what That was part of it

Okay I spent a lot This week has got A lot of shit going on Give that shit to me Okay I gotta watch Two fat Canadian retard

I'm sorry One fat Canadian retard And his coked out friend Explaining how They're both Canadian I'm directing people To a secret lollicon website

to generate hentai. That's funny, but the problem is they're doing it and then like pretending that it's real and then moralizing about it. It's like, well,

what? Just go, you think Vito's not bad. Watch this. Go to and then come back to child pornography. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Yeah. Pedo alert, folks! See, I actually think that it's wrong to rape kids. Oh, do you? That's funny. Two for five. Thanks for Dick for not killing yourselves over no fumbling at the 99th yard line. Can't believe he would

deprive us of a chance to joke on Vito. I'm pissed at Null for that. I was gonna raz you big time, man. I'm untouchable. But Null fucked it up. Null came over raz you big time man can i'm untouchable but no fucked it off mel came over the big plate of spaghetti hey look at that oh wow veto's creep got like a script is using 3ds it's even worse honestly he's always spilling that right i guess nobody's making fun of ito then johnny rocket for another five that girl should get the c because sk saver from the world he caved it would teach him a lesson.

What bandit for five? Matt Groening. This is hilarious, mate. If I put it in my script, I can credit your full name or M. Groening or something. Credit. Credit. Citation.

Let me credit it. Three-eyed fish from The Simpsons. Hi, Mr. Groening. Here's a picture. This is copyright, the Fox cartoon affiliate network, subsidiary of Fox Broadcasting. Yeah, I posted a picture of a Powerpuff Girls episode where Blossom gets knocked into a pile of coats

and comes up dressed like Cartman. See, it's like a little reference. A licensed... Yeah, they're really upset about that. Yeah, well, it's not a... Nell's crying about the actual screenshot that you did. Yeah. Not the reference. Oh, he thinks the reference is fine. It's the screenshot that you did. Yeah. Not the reference.

Oh, he thinks the reference is fine. It's the fact that I included a screenshot. Screenshotted the three eyed fish. Right. And put it in there as he's saying is. So this is an example of what I'm talking about. Unlicensed private reference. That I'm not allowed to use.

So that's the property of the Fox Corporation. It's fucking retarded. It's really fucking retarded. I thought Null understood copyright law. You can't be, see, the problem with- Shouldn't Null understand copyright law on some level? No, that's why he's getting sued. Right.

The reason why my review of ISOM was so devastating is because I didn't say an avalanche of retarded shit about media before I did it. I just started with it and said, okay, here's my review. You didn't take great steps to establish that you have no idea how media or entertainment works. Right. Because that would then impact your review. That would negate the review. Yeah, but you think that you can't send artists reference material. So that makes me think that your opinion on comic books is dumb and wrong.

Really poison the well. Famous comic up famous comic book reviewer and null uh he's he's nailing it booze the ghost for 10 if dick's a badass hot wheels car veto is a suspicious matchbox van what horrors have occurred in that van find out in super killer Killer No. 1. Go back the book. Mellow Moo for five. The biggest problem is multiple part qualification. Come on. Come on. You really thought I was going to fall for that? You fucked up, Mellow Moo.

The biggest problem is multiple part qualifications. Like 1A, 1B, or 2B. Can you believe it? You might even 2B and then you might be fair. Come on. I hope that's got you. Anyway, don't super kill yourself. Why were you so nice to Matt Barr?

I don't think I'm being nice. You were being very nice. What, on the thing? Yeah, when you were talking to him. I just want to... You're trying to desperately explain, dude, we're just joking around. Stop acting like an asshole.

I think it would help some of these guys. Or else everyone's going to make fun of you. Well, I think some of the... Okay, as I explained it to them, I said... The only thing that can help them is Riley raping them. He's right. I explained it would help some of these guys. Everyone's going to make fun of you. Well, I think some of the... Okay. As I explained it to them, I said... The only thing that can help them is Riley raping them. He's right. I explained it like this. I said, guys, you hired a pedophile.

Take a little bit of shit. Roll with the punches. And did you know it or not? I think... It seems like you should have known it. More people need to... I would never have knowingly hired... I would never have knowingly hired a pedophile.

Matt Poirier, I don't know. You got to roll with this punch that Dick is throwing at you right now. Okay? And then you're going to land on your feet and you're going to make your dumb comic. Definitely cry about it. You're going to have terrible art and we'll hate it. And then ban mint salad? You're banning a big titty bitch that is nice to everyone from your community?

Are you fucking insane? The example I gave Matt Barr was when Jared Fogle came out as a big pedophile, some boy did not go on Twitter and go, how can you guys be mad that we hired Jared Fogle? Yeah, he's a pedophile, but we didn't know. We just make sandwiches, man. No, they didn't do that. Comicsgate isn't about pedophilia.

Delete, delete, delete. First of all, it's not Comicsgate. It's you. You hired the pedophile. You hired the pedophile, it's not Comicsgate. It's you. You hired the pedophile. You hired the pedophile. It's not Comicsgate. Hey, this guy hired a pedophile. I can't believe he's picking on Comicsgate.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You. You, you, you, you, you, you, you. You just let the comedians go, oh, Jared raped a bunch of kids. I bet they liked his foot long, and they do that for like maybe a month. Yeah. And then it's over. But if you go online

as Subway and go, don't you understand that the second we found out about this pedophile we acted with the ultimate accordance in it. Actually, I'm the victim because I had to hire a new artist. Yeah, I know. Has Matt Barr apologized to all the kids that got raped by that guy?

Yes or no? Has Matt Barr apologized to the kids that got raped? Has Matt Barr apologized to all the kids that got raped by that guy? Yes or no? Has Matt Barr apologized to the kids that got raped? Has Matt Barr apologized to the kids that got raped by Vic King? Has he or not? Matt Barr, have you apologized to the kids who were raped? Matt, Matt, listen to me. I don't give a fuck about anything that happened ever. Oh, my God. This is why you don't give a fuck about anything that happened ever. Oh, my God.

This is why you don't do what I do. Have you written an apology on Twitter? An open letter apology to the children that were molested? Everyone's learning a lesson today. All right? There's your lesson. Just let it roll off your back. If I hired a child molester to write me jokes, I would write the kids that were molested some free jokes. You should apologize. Send them some free comics. Maybe you and Comic Books for Kids

can send a bunch of comic books to all the kids that got raped. No one is more pro-Comicsgate than me. You're the number one. Fuck off. You're the number one. The growth cash... Don't you fucking ever say that... You know what I mean? Yeah.

As soon as I'm on Ethan VanSkyver's show, Dick's trying to fuck over Comicsgate. What the fuck are you talking... What? Look, I'll say this. These are guys who, you know, people have talked a lot of shit about Comicsgate. They're very sensitive about it.

You know, they feel victimized. If you can't stand the heat, go back to the kitchen, bud. What do you want in here? I think you got to differentiate between, you know, truly vindictive shit and one comedian telling you that you lack his unique uncanny ability to identify pedophiles. Just apologize to the kids that were raped. you can also do that have chat GPT do it hold on let me write a chat GPT chat GPT apology I gotta order another beer to hate chef I can't do both chat GPT yeah do both order me a beer and write this.

I am a comic artist, or I'm a comic writer, we recently found out my artist molested children. Exactly, exactly, okay. I would like to write an apology. Hello, comma, I am a comic writer, artist, he's an artist, and I have very thin skin, and I knowingly or unknowingly hired a draw a cover for fucking ever oh lighten up fuck off you know it's crazy all these cry about stuff, but I give you a way, a way harder time.

The whole audience does. And any of this, this is obviously a fucking joke. I'm an expert. For my comic book. I'm an expert, and you gotta accept the comedy. Can you write me an apology to the children who were molested by the artist? Art of Chat GPT will do this. Make sure you let the kids know that I by the artist. I wonder if Chad GPT will do this. Make sure you let the kids know

that I fired the guy. That I fired the guy. That I fired the guy at some personal expense. Sometimes. This is a good lesson. Right away. Thank you.

What a fantastic subject of heartfelt apology to our dear readers dear children's names oh wait a minute let me put on some sad music i mean i don't know these comics gay guys are ever going to talk to me again. Why are they trying to, like, throw a little fit about everything? Give them your example of the perfect apology to the victims. Okay, hold on. Sad background music. I don't want to read this. Sad background music.

Okay, here we go. Okay, what do we got here? ASN. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good Love is blind Ah, this fucking shit Just drag it over Now play it

Okay Dear Brackets Children's names It is with immense regret And a heavy heart that I pen down these words to you today as the creator and artist behind our beloved comic book series what's his comic book name I have all the roll ninja the rock

and roll ninja I have always strived to create a world of imagination and wonder a world where you our cherished readers, could escape to and find solace within its pages. However, recent events have cast a dark shadow over our otherwise bright and hopeful endeavor. It has come to my attention that one of the artists involved in the creation of our comic book cover has been found to have engaged in reprehensible and unforgivable actions. I don't even know if Matt Barr worked with that guy.

I don't actually know that. Whatever, just go. What do you mean worked with? I don't know if that was one of the guys. He's just defending the other guys or something. Well, these guys need to be specific. Somebody called you a pedophile. I'm just saying.

Go on, Matt. I am devastated to inform you that this individual, whom I had entrusted with a creative role in our project, has been involved in acts of abuse against children. I want you to know from the depths of my soul that I am utterly appalled and sickened by this revelation. As someone who holds the safety and well-being of our readers as the highest priority, I can barely find the words to express about this for another fucking month. I can barely find the words to express my profound sorrow and remorse for any harm that has been caused to you, our dear children.

Oh my god, how long is this fucking thing? It's very long. As we move forward, please know I am fully committed to ensuring that our comic book series remains a safe and welcoming place for all. committed to ensuring that our comic book series remains a safe and welcoming place for all. I'm implementing rigorous screening processes for all future collaborators and prioritizing the protection of our readers above all else. Once again, I offer my sincerest apologies to each and every one of you. Your trust and support mean everything to me, and I am determined to do everything in my power to regain that trust and ensure that our comic book series continues to bring joy and inspiration to children everywhere

With deepest regards say the part about firing the guy at bar. I think I skipped that part. I don't fucking know fucking Chad GPT blew it again. I'm sorry that my comic book raped a bunch of children in the back I'm sorry that my comic book raped a bunch of children in the back- I don't care, I'm- I don't- Wait, wait, wait. I have a present for you that's not Vito's booty related. I'm never living down- none of these people are ever gonna talk to me again. Just relax. Just tell those guys to fucking relax. Yeah, that'll work. Calm down.

That'll tell me what to do! That'll work on the internet. I don't understand why everyone can't just relax. Calm down, you fucking idiot. Gimme that. Is this my present? Here we go. Hey, there's like more than one thing in here. I have a Tembol. This is from China.

We'll see how well that is. Afro wig. I should have not announced that. It would have been a fun reveal. There's a wig. Who knows what kind. Who knows? I've also obtained.

Come on. What is it? I didn't look. Yeah, you didn't look? I don't look at all this stuff, no. Okay. Lipstick. Here's some lipstick.

Right. Get rid of it. What could possibly... No, get rid of it. What could possibly be in this box of bad color face paint art? I wonder what color face paint is contained. How much for this? How much for this bit? Yeah, how much for this bit?

A lot more. A lot more than what you guys are super chatting right now for this bit. No, put it away. Get rid of it. Get rid of it. I think the lipstick and the face paint can wait. Come on, you idiot. Who sent that in? So we can shame him so we can say that that's inappropriate.

It's from Amazon, right? Sometimes they put a gift receipt in there. I don't think there was a gift receipt. An anonymous Pee Wee troll. A horrible troll. I'll put on the wig, though. You're going to halfway do it. Maybe I can put on the wig you're gonna halfway do it so I hate I can't on the

face paint no the face paints the problem no I could be doing a blackhead mask or something which way is the front I never know your head because of your I have to go off screen because I haven't shaved in a while. Your head? Yeah, I look terrible. Because of your shaved head? No, because my head isn't shaved. Oh. Oh, that looks cool. Hey! Let's do this here podcast here.

Nah, you gotta do the face paint if you're gonna do that. What the fuck, man? Alright, I won't do it. I'm just here having fun doing the show okay learning every comic skate bridge that ever existed they burned it everyone's burning everything girl cast five make sure to subscribe to the grill cast to catch Richard Masterson our upcoming episode next week where we grill one we grill all great I'm on a watch list.

JJ for five. Vito really is an effective artist and comedian. If Crimsel had his attitude and work ethic, he'd be a real stand-up citizen. Get your act together, Crimsel. Does Crimsel have a wheelchair? Is it a wheelchair joke? Stand-up citizen? Name ring for 50 big dollars. With all these W's you're taking, it's time to take an L.

Yeah, okay. You got to play it? Play it. The plank would snap before you're jumped if this was a pirate shit. Here's some synonyms for fat. Partly meaty, dumpy, corpulent, buxom, elephantine. Buxom? Percy, abdominous, stout, flabby, fleshy.

You had to go to a thesaurus for fat references? Fun ones in there. All right, we'll save it, but it has been paid for. At the end, it's been paid. It's been paid. but it has been paid at the end it's been paid it's been paid the toll the pirate toll fat men walk tell no tales about what they ate today let's run with you okay all right well you got you fucking reset it by doing that see how much longer we got and we've got like a million of these read faster faster. I will. Let's run with your idea for 10.

Can we get R-Tard shirts in the shop featuring R-Tard such as Ricky Ritardo and Eric July? Thank you for not killing yourselves. Thank you. Lloyd Lewin for eight. And all this has become a cautionary tale of someone being terminally online. I'd like to hear an argument of how he isn't a lolic on himself. That's crazy. Shitlips for two. Get on the scale.

Cvilla for two. Let's see Vito in a tank top and panties. Panties. Fan service. No. Thank you. That's from straight out lips for two. Get on the scale. See Villa for two. Let's see Vito in a tank top and panties. Panties. Fan service. No. Thank you. That's from straight out of the comic script.

LJ Claberino for five. Dick, what are the odds you are able to publish a comic before Vito finishes Super Killer? Probably pretty strong. Probably pretty high. Dick Peninsky for $5.56. Big bad booty Vito. Let's run with your idea for two. It says that Stinger killed me, yet disavowed. Pigeon for $5.68. Here's $5. Ket Rouse for five. Vito, let's run with your idea for two. It says that stinger killed me, yet disavowed.

Pigeon for $5.68. Here's $5. Ket Rouse for five. Vito's right. Onion soup and sour cream mix is superior to the jar stuff. Leave the mix in the fridge for an hour to homogenize. It's tastier. Bathroom Bandit for five.

Says money. Fork my dongle, says TBF. If you add historically accurate to an AI prompt, it will give you the correct images. Not on Google. No, that's not true. It won't do that. Kelmas for 10. Why does Vito have a coke nail on each finger when he obviously doesn't participate? I just forget to cut my nails. John Bonham was fat as hell too and he did coke all the time. Don't be prejudiced about

drug use. Coke guys can be fat too. Yes that's true. Adly H for 10. Vito just run the AI yourself. It may seem weird to route around your global homo collective wee demon buddies and do something yourself, but I don't know. Give it a try. It seems like the AI that, like, if I could get Bing's AI to run natively on my computer,

I would be very happy. But theirs is just more powerful. Just run stable diffusion, you cockwobbler. It's not as powerful. It's too complicated. Oh, it is complicated. Me, 04120 for 2. Please, you must be fair to Vito's first draft.

Also, RIP cat. I think that cat's still alive. You with an Asian enthusiast for 7Canadian, thanks for skipping my super cheat chat last week, Vito. I hope your cat found a better home. I hope your cat found a better home. Jesus Christ. MP0D. In the briny deep.

The cat's in the Davy Jones's. No, he's fine. Vietnamese restaurant at the Briney Deep. I think some nice Asian lady just stole my cat. Fuck the plank. MPOD for 10 says, argh me mateys. Arrgh me mateys. Coup for two, no Riley, don't rape Matt Barr.

Don't rape Matt Barr. Cold lampin' for two. Get poop deco. Taylor Swift Muhammad veto explain. Explain it, Vito. That's a good clip. Bust Bigfoot for 10 No one expects

The Warehouse Inquisition No one expects it Tommy Reviews for 5 Where can I buy Super Killer Vito You blocked me on X Let's make peace I'm sure it's a lot better

Than Ice Om The premise seems fun And EVS approves of it Kill yourself Tommy Reviews If you want to be Take a long walk Off a short cock That you're sucking you

If you want to be Unbanned on Twitter Send me a message Blow your fucking brain. On the Biggest Problem Twitter account and tell me why. Take the cutlass out of your eyes. I'll unblock you. Megan Mann for two says the N-word. Claptrap to Destroyer for five.

The null impression is on point. Nate Ring for two. We need Captain Dick emote for members. Well, now that we have a bunch of members, I can make a Captain Dick emote. members. Well, now that we have a bunch of members, I can make a Captain Dick emote. Megan Mann for five. Chat, should I beat my wife tonight? Yes.

No. Well, ask the chat. No. One for beat her once. Two for beat her twice. Zero for beat her. Not at all. What is this?

No such thing. Zero for zero repercussions. Oh, no. We're too far down the pirate hole already. And you're killing for five. And my wife, I mean your cock last. You guys don't understand. You're going to beat your cock.

He's not doing a character at this point in the show. I'm not doing a character. Once he puts on the fucking hat and the coat, I'm in the studio with a different asshole who will not shut the fuck up. The bird's name. Do you remember the bird's name? You're a pedophile. Oh, no. I am you remember the bird's name you're a pedophile oh no it's i am a pedophile okay you're a penis walker and you're killing

for five forget tungsten the average comic book wears three ounces veto weighs 1600 comic books lj clabarino for two chat should i beat my shmeet tonight yeah and by shmeet you mean your wife and you should be there weirdo lay for five says money best super chat djk367 for 20 australian gavin was on pka a couple weeks ago maybe chisrag can rebuild that bridge like he did with destiny i don't think so shit about rebuilding the bridge with fucking gavin i don't care gavin Gavin is just a bunch of pro fucking, I can't say, nonsense and bullshit. He's an old man who just wants to be liked. I don't like that.

Gavin is a guy who has no need for friends because he's a millionaire. So he has no desire to be Bill Brady. He's still desperate for his community to like him. Because he's pussy whipped. Arr. Fire to Josh Denny. No more sports podcast. his community like him because he's pussy whipped. Fire to Josh Denny.

No more sports podcast. Really? You didn't hear that? No. Okay. Yeah. He got rid of the sports show. And he, look.

What the fuck happened to my eye patch? I don't know. Why do you need an eye patch? You know, I really don't because I want to have more skulls and crossbones to show that I'm in business. I don't think pirates actually had skulls and crossbones on their eye patch. Of course we did. We had it everywhere. No, why not? It's just fun. More skulls and crossbones. I heard, look-

How come no Nazis had eye patches with a Nazi swastika on it? Never seen that before, have you, VTOL? I haven't seen that. Maybe we can get you a swika eyepatch and then we won't be on YouTube anymore Maybe we could get me a swastika eyepatch. That'd really- No, let's not do that. That'd really lighten me up in Zvito I saw you- I hope Matt Barr doesn't have a problem with these jokes that you're so prissy about it Have we shown this on the show?

That was in Maddox's funeral. Yeah, did you pull that? Oh, my God. Well, he's got a pirate hat, too, so you have a little pirate hat. He's got a little baby pirate hat on his little head there. I was going to say,

if you fire someone from your podcast network, do you think you should call them yourself, or should you delegate that to a... Just send a text or an email. It doesn't matter. The people getting fired are gone. Closure is not a real thing. Anyone who says it is manipulating you.

All right. Why do you ask? Well, just because apparently Gavin didn't even call him himself. Well, the relationship's over. The relationship's over. What are you going to do? Clip number two. Show Vito the watermelon video.

No, we've already been too close to the line tonight. It's Eric and I telling you how to eat watermelons. I think I've seen that. Yeah, it's we've already been too close to the line tonight. It's Eric tonight telling you how to eat watermelons. I think I've seen yeah, I've heard of that. Asking for it. Joe Cool for five.

Gavin McGinnis of PKA fame. He's beefing with Richard. TBF, he is Mexican just like Nicholas Fuentes. I think he's fine. He just was discourteous to me. He was discourteous.

Trying to big league me. You kind of did try to repair the bridge when we went to that show, and it didn't work. Yeah, but Gen Xers are real fucking, egos are paper thin. How old's Matt Barr? Probably a Gen Xer. I don't know. They're all kind of the same.

Gar. Well, Yolanda Finkelstein. Banning mint salad, man. You gotta know that's fucking stupid. Don't ban mint salad. I understand banning Riley. He's going a little nuts. He wants you to be banned.

Gotta put Riley in timeout sometimes. He will rape you, though. You're allowed to think of him. He's gonna rape you, Vito. I think I will get raped. Did you see his dartboard full of Vito balloons? They're full of all of us. I'm there.

No, he made a separate dartboard. Oh, he made a separate dartboard. That was a bunch of balloons that he drew my face on. So he drew a fat guy with a shitty beard and glasses. Riley and Mint Salad, they're like the honeymooners who do pornography. It's a modern reboot of the honeymooners on YouTube. They yell at each other. Riley yells at Mint in a way that I haven't even seen a man get yelled at.

And I think, oh, my sweet fuck. This is the end. And I think that about 40 times every episode. It's amazing. It's amazing. If I had to give anyone a reality show, it would be the Clip-A-Verse. I think they're doing good work. And when Riley kills a bunch of people, I will disown that endorsement.

I wish that they did that show leading up to this show. So we could have like a scheduling, like a TGIF kind of show for six hours. We could kick it over to them when we're done. No, they kick it to us. Yeah, they could raid us. We're the Simpsons. We're the Simpsons. They're the lead.

Futurama or the Cleveland show. What was on after the Simpsons? Family Guy. No, no. Yes, what's Family Guy? Or American Dad? Why am I talking to a pirate about television? Yolanda Finkelstein for five of the International Maritime Bureau

reported 115 incidents in the first nine months of 2022, and this is some sort of TBF joke. Podawful guy yeeted for five. Vito's character in non-autism has kept the show going the way Maddox's lack of character and this is some sort of tbf joke pot awful guy yeeted for five veto's character non-autism has kept the show going away maddox's lack of character and severe autism killed the last show yes that's true the last show ended at episode 108 tech true technically 105 okay and we are now on episode 129 way past it it's really weird that we have more. What's weird about it, do you think?

Now this show, I don't know. It's like weird. It's weird to me. Tagger Man for 10. Eric's fans fantasize about Eric having a BBC. I believe that means big black penis. Eric's most likely packing. Big black credit bill. That's what he's.

He says he's most likely packing a cocker. Five to six inches at best. He has a small penis. A micro, though. Okay, we don't need to fantasize about his... Small penis. That's fine. Fantasizing about a man's big penis.

Gay strike. Fantasizing about a small penis. Oh, Yolanda Finkelstein for five says that was supposed to be a pirate stat to make you miss the TBF, but I forgot the word piracy. So if they had reported 115 pirate incidents, maybe. Oh, you blew it. Wow, that was a $10 screw-up because you had to pay an extra five just to explain how you screwed up.

Rex, X for five. I love having a majority female workplace. The Birches maniacally labor from 7 a.m. to 6.30 p.m. to prove a point. Well, I do my thing and check out at noon. Good for you. Who's the ghost for five? Wait for the articles. I don't understand why guys won't approach me in public

from the author of Men Who Needs Them. Cultural shift incoming. We rape and we rape and we rape and we rape. There was actually a Vice article that says, how come all my famous gender non-conforming friends can't get dates? What the fuck does that mean? Well, all their friends

are like, you know, like guys wearing lady clothes. Oh. They might be trans or something. You know, it's like a lady with a beard. Like a circus. Yeah, kind of. They're all big, like, TikTok stars or influencers.

Oh, just like a circus. No one will sleep with them. And they're like, why is that happening? I'm like, did you really need to write the article? Guys, you're a bitter, you little whore. I know what you're doing. They're intimidated by their fame is what it is. How come none of my

big fat friends are getting hit on like me? Yeah, how come all these fat acceptance people are not? Well, the fat people are still getting laid. They got all those chasers, the chubby chasers. Boogie's got a child bride. Come on. Oh, man.

You think he's fucking her? I don't know. I think that Boogie is too fat to have sex with that girl normally. Too fat to fuck. I hope she fucks him into a heart attack. Boogie is the size where he would have to creatively position himself in order to have sex with that girl, I think. He should position himself six feet under the ground to have sex with her.

That's what I think. I just look at that guy and I'm like, I don't see how it works. Unless he has a big dick, which he probably does not. He probably can't even get hard because he's so fat. I don't know. Do you think? Maybe. I don't want to think about it.

I bet he's got no fucking wood in his plank, if you know what I mean. How's that Lowell Cow podcast, man? Who is watching that? It's terrible. No one. It sucks. Redback for five Australian. I feel like a vice veto.

It's like a PSA episode. Every episode. Redback says, I love Vice in the beginning. It's been sad and frustrating to watch his decline, knowing what it could have been. Man, they were making, even when they got into the HBO era and they were making weird documentaries. Did you see the HBO documentary where that one guy went to North Korea with

uh, fuck, what's the basketball player? Dennis Rodman? John Stuck, oh. So, because North Korea loves basketball and nobody was allowed to go to North Korea at the time, but they love basketball. And especially like Kim Jong-un who watched it his kid. He's like hey Can we come to North Korea? They're like no he's like what if I bring with Dennis Rodman, and they're like yes, absolutely So vice got you know a guy like a random white guy and Dennis Rodman and a couple other basketball players

Went to North Korea, and they're playing like a pickup game against fucking Korean children and shit. It was fucking hilarious and they were playing like a pickup game against fucking Korean children and shit. It was fucking hilarious. Yeah, and then they did an actual exhibition with Kim Jong-un there, and then they got invited afterwards to do karaoke with Kim Jong-un, and Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-un are like singing, and they're all getting drunk on Korean wine, and I'm like, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

It was fucking hilarious and also a little bit touching and weird. Like, hey, maybe these guys aren't so bad. I mean, obviously they are, but hey, basketball brings it together in some weird way that was so good and then they made articles like i don't understand i chopped off my tits and now guys don't want to have sex with me and you're like come on oh that'd be a good article i chopped off my tits and i put them on my feet and I don't understand why I'm not a sex icon. I don't know. I don't know why that fucking happened. I can't imagine.

Tries me up a wall. Rex sex it for two. If you had a trad wife, you would always have butter. Good point. Stratergery for two. Seriously though, trucks me. No, I don't like that. I don't like this idea that some women are better than others.

I reject that. They're all bad. Yes, they're all equally bad. Clip Sama for five pounds. Eric, edit it out, your first plug in this. He failed to mute it live the first time, then cut it out of the VOD. I have the original stream. So we actually had to go back in and edit it to remove any reference to my comic book.

So smug. Good work. So fucking smug. Good work. So fucking smug. Moving differently now, aren't ye? Moving differently now, aren't ye, Eric? I mean, but he's not moving different, really, because my comic got leaked by Kiwi Farms, and Eric Shalai felt the need to comment on it. I'm like, shouldn't you just ignore me at this point, like you said you were going to do?

You look at him when he streams, he looks afraid all the time. Yeah. Cause he fucked up. He fucked up on so many levels. It was really easy to not fuck up the situation yet. Let that don't respond to this at all. Oh, Matt Barr. He'll do this forever. Tell me he's not going to stop. You make sure everyone knows what a jerk I am. Don't say anything.

Matt. Don't stream about it. Just let it roll off of you. You can't let everyone know that what I'm doing and that in my pirate costume. This can end. This can end at any point. Okay. All you guys who go, I don't know why Dick would say this horrible thing, and then you push him to do more of this.

That's why. He's never going to stop. I'm just going to tell you this right now. I have no incentive to stop, but I don't care about personal relationships at all. He will go on every show, and he will say all of comics gave his pedophiles, and he will do it until the end of time. So you can stop it now. No, that's crazy. That's not true.

Okay. Only some of them, right, Captain Dick? Well, you can stop it at any time. At any time you can stop this. I just want everyone to say, do not hire pedophiles on purpose. I don't hire them on purpose. I've never have. pedophiles on purpose. I don't hire them on purpose. I've never have.

Just like a basic PR lesson is there's a pirate and he's leveling accusations at you and the easiest way to stop it is to not feed the pirate. That's it. That's all I'm going to say. Don't feed them. But I'm hungry. I'm never going to give you this advice

again. Don't starve me. You can listen. You can save me by feeding me. I'm going. I'm never going to give you this advice again. You can listen. You can save me by feeding me. I'm going to die. Put the Melissa Etheridge music on. Hold on. Let me put the music. Hold on.

Hold on. If you want to fight with Captain Dick until the end of time, you have that option. It is completely up to you. I am never giving you this advice again. Do what feels right. No, I'm not going to fight with you forever because you're taking the fucking heat off Eric July, you fucking moron.

And when Riley says he's going to rape you, just go, okay, Riley, I got it. He is! Just go, you're right. Here we go. Please don't rape me, Riley. Okay. This is your pirate shanty for the week? It's a fucking ad again!

I've been shantied by a fireman ad! I will pay for YouTube premium. I would dial the numbers just to listen. Fargo. This is what you wanted? Because I'm so hungry. What's the one with the dogs on it that need to be adopted? Not this one. Well, what's that one?

I know which one it is. What is it? Eyes of an Angel, that's to be adopted. Not this one. I know which one it is. What is it? Eyes of an Angel. That's what it is. Arms of an Angel. Arms of an Angel. Here we go. This one's for you, Matt Barr. Oh no, it's a Trump ad though.

That's better. It's a Trump bobblehead. That's not an official one. The Trumpinator. That's cool. That's not an official one make the Trumpinator once again. That's cool Oh, I'll be back in 2024 Sounds like a AI it does sound like an AI. I don't think that was actually Trump Okay, Matt's bar. Please feed me. I Stare starving pirates all around if you don't feed me attention,

I'm gonna wither away and die. Matt, look at me. I'm hungry. Don't you, or some people you like, could talk about me? What is this show? What is the show? You could complain about how I didn't give you a fair chance and

stuff and that Riley is gonna dress you up like a sailor and rape you. Me hearties? Me hearties are hungry. Hey, you should watch Biggest Problem. What happens? A pirate calls people a pedophile. Well, just that I'm hungry. I can only be fed by pedophiles.

So I was cursed by a liberal curse of Joe Biden and rigging election machines to only be eating eaten vittles by pedophiles. So make sure you feed me. He will do this forever. It will never end.

Only you can... I'm ending this because we're going to get copyright clipped. Okay? Copyright? Stop What's that? Yeah, what's that? You can only make references of my time

Alright Koo for five You're both nice guys online and offline You'd never stooped to Eric's level of muting people to try and promote themselves

I think that's true I sound sarcastic but I think it's true Vandal here for five Did you see the Final Fantasy VII Beach clip? They unnerfed T for the world is healing. No, they gave her bolt-ons, fake-looking tits.

They could be bigger. Her tits should be fucking huge. They could be bigger. And obviously big. I'm still pissed they're the same size of the game. They look nice, but they could be bigger. Dean Chalk for five. Thanks for the last.

Looks like a little girl with bolt-ons. Any interest in having Bob Levy from the Shooley Network on in May? Sure, yes. Is he going to be in Los Angeles? Also, you have no chemistry with Mr. Girl. I think we do have chemistry. It's just different. No one has chemistry with Mr. Girl.

That's why he's so funny. That's true. It is fun. Clip Sama for two. You got a super killer plug live, too, edited in the VOD. Great. Fucking Eric Geline. Saul O'Connell for five New intro music is incredibly hype

Are you ready for a fucking show? Some people are Yeah Human Dynamo for two We should have alternate intros We could swap them out Alright Got a big puppy today

So I need hot content for walks That checks out No tricks in there Okay yeah I was like what? No sharpening being in there matey i was like what no sharp and being there puppy got a big puppy oh my god we got a big super chat in a second uh let's see he jesus christ guys uh uh yeah sol o'connell 10 for ten dollars review actual movies that are marvel trash you want to review that black american's movie. American Black Guy. Yeah.

American Fiction. Did you watch it? No. You got to watch it. You got to remind me. No. Is that how you run your company? It would be the easiest way to get new people into the show by far or do movie commentaries for bonus content.

Your Jingle All The Way track was awesome. I did like doing that. It would be fun to do more bonus movie tracks but dick you don't want to do it uh somebody said we could do a two minute dnd bit for the show damask hard bastard whatever his name is he said 10 minutes 10 minutes 10 minutes it's funny yeah we'll do a 10 minute quick one trying out pretty funny yeah it's fine we'll figure it out at some point. Pretty funny, yeah. It's fine, we'll figure it out. I'll be a slime, and you'll be an elf princess. Okay. And we're trying-

No, we already got it. You don't need to go any- I get it. You're a slime, I'm an elf princess. That's what he told me. Okay. I am a slime. Right.

And you're an elf princess. Right, and what happens? We're trying to mediate a resolution between some tunnel-digging goblins. Why does that sound racist? It's because we're a race of goblins. It's definitely racist. Sure. And some fucking other goblins.

Do you need the hammer and the sword? Well, because I'm going to smash it. All right, we'll see about doing a D&D bit. I do think the movie reviews are a good way to get this in front of people. Right now I'm focused on... Read American fiction then. Figuring out a way to get more short clips together. Coup for five.

I will say this. If you hear something on the show and you think it's a great clip, you think it's something that would be a good... And it's like a minute long or something that could be edited down to a minute long, leave a comment and tell me because that would be helpful. It's hard to know what should be clipped. See, I'm like, watch, I'm going to do my ppp impression you keep talking all right uh butt square oh wait cool for five lemon sake asks why is veto speaking for dick

and turkey tom's comment section turkey tom uploaded kicker keep and i left a comment from the biggest problem account that said thanks for being a great competitor, Dick and Vito. Huh. You fucking better watch it. I was trying to get people to subscribe to the show. Why did you put me on there then? Okay, I shouldn't. I didn't say thanks for being a great competitor.

I assume that, like, in spirit. No, that's talking down to Turkey Tom. I would never do that. I would say, you got fucking beaten by the best. You don't deserve any of that money. We did win. You're too muscular. I mean, Turkey Tom was handicapped by that partner.

Turkey Tom is getting too, he's looking too big. He's looking like a strong, he's looking like the bear Jew from Inglourious Basterds. He's crushing it right now. He's huge. Too big. That's too big that's what I remember audiences like why do you get these zoomers on I'm like turkey Tom's about to hit like what like 1.5 million subscribers because will you let me get big guys in the show like help the whatever then you talked about pedophiles right away no they talked about pedophiles right away but score and while for two does this star allow me to dispense justice? Yeah, sure. You get a badge if you're a member. Everybody get a badge. Adlyh for a big $50 says, thank

you very much, Dick, for taking decisive action to stop Vito from reading a bunch of poor people's names and wasting all our time. You're welcome. We'll read them at the end of the show. Cypherson Sudcus for 20 says, reading names is dumb. The little title card at the end with the Vietnam Memorial is also dumb. Oh God, I forgot to update that. Only dumb shits want their name on the show. Stop shitting on the people who pay to get their name on a thing. I was going to update that

and I totally forgot. Fake Aquila for 25 says I paid $25 earlier for gifted memberships. See, that's the other thing. I got to thank people when they gift memberships to other people. Oh, fuck off with all this stuff. It's good. It's part of it. I should have the, I'll have the chat open or something. Thank you for gifting memberships to other people oh off with all this stuff i it's good it's part of it i should have the i'll have the chat open or something thank you for gifting memberships

and uh staring at the cash register i don't know why there's got to be a way to pop it up so i can see it well now we know to pay attention to that and fake aquila thanks for gifting a bunch of people memberships that's awesome cool for five a lot of people deal with cancer relatives or friends with cancer we're not giving her cancer. You should give back cancer. You've got to do it. Why do I just know

the comic's going to be on one of these sites where you can review it? Leave a review? I'm going to fucking rewrite it. It was pretty good, but does the girl have cancer or not? I was confused. She secretly does she secretly has cancer great guy gabe for 279 canadian dick do you like maple syrup flavored liquor uh liqueur no no no only like whiskey bourbon actually well some some uh there's a sweetness to whiskey but it's not maple syrup flavored right no well it has notes

of caramon depending on what you get. What the fuck are you talking about? That's how they talk about like fucking whiskey. That's not how alcoholics talk about it. Well, yeah. What do you do? You just drink it by the barrel. You taste.

Yo-ho, yo-ho. Rip, rip, rip, rip, rip. Send him some rum. How's that? Rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip. Yo-ho. Okay. Horse cogs.

Lollies. All right, you fucking captain morgan rip off hattie's allen for kroner 100 my two-year-old daughter loves it no my two-year-old daughter loves the intro to song and does a cute dance every time i took a video of it to share with you but all this fucking pedo shit has gotten under my skin vito stop leaning you know stop leaning into i'm not leaning how am i leaning into it. Vito, stop leaning into it. I'm not leaning into it. How am I leaning into it? I might occasionally make like a little joke. Just a little joke. I hate pedophiles. I hate them the most.

I'm the most hated. I hate the pedophiles more than anyone. I hate them even more. No, I hate them more. I'm going to, okay. There. I'm not leaning into it. How's that?

Cool for two. Carl, I can't get enough dicks in my butt. That's what Carl says. They're going to read faster. says we're gonna be here fucking forever all this cancer talk reminds me of Navigator claiming Tomb Raider would be a better game if Laura had breast cancer I don't remember that

for 222 Super Killer Summer yes Dominic for two remember when April was comically late for Super Killer shut up I do remember that for 20 this whole comic is late nonsense is a waste there's tons of board games comics video games that are always late on Kickstarter. No one has ever made a bigger deal in Vito's dumb comic. Eric pre-makes books.

And also, Yaira is late because it was supposed to come out in winter. Although, maybe he's going to hit the very tail end of winter. As soon as they're done puking and pissing in each other's mouths. The sauce got set star. Pineapple Man for two. Vito, you're being an INFP be an ENTJ exactly cool for two good managers tough but fair like Tuco Salamanca that was close tough but fair not close I did that thing where I'm endlessly scrolling so I should stop not reading fast enough

they're super chatting all right Christina Perez for five puts a squirrel. Matt White for five for the Ricky Ritardo shirt just write out his name in bad handwriting with some of the letters backwards. I thought about doing that, and I might. Zach for five. Dick sounds like Hillary. 2016 voters in 2020.

Trump, yes. Pokemon go to the polls and vote for Trump. Shut up. Stinky Poopyface for three. Did you know the 2020 election was stolen? Mr. Banks for two. Will Mr. Girl's shame Lane come out before Super Killer? Maybe.

So now Synthetic Shinobi for ten. What do OJ Simpson and all women have in common? Accountability. Stop it. OJ wouldn't admit that he murdered those two people, and women won't admit they've murdered every relationship they've ever been a part of. Drake Christo for five. Vito, it sounds like your team says no blockers in the stand-up.

There might be a few blockers. I shoot a basketball better than Eric July. I don't know what any of that means. No, I don't. Thank you. Koofer2, you should hire Vic King for Superkiller to miss the bar. No, no. Where is he? I'll hire him. I'll hire him to write my comic.

No. My comic's called I, the reader of this comic. I'm a pedophile. Play your stupid pirate music. Why? Because Jurg Jurgensen for $100 says veto, do the bit. Do the bit. You've got to read them all first, though.

It's $100. What? Just give a little taste. $100. Okay, that's enough. Joe, cool. Thank you very much, Jurg Jurgensen. Thank you, Jurg.

You've made my stupid humiliation segment happen again Humiliation you're getting free stuff every week Most fat people don't get nothing Crying about it Victim Joe cool for five both go off screen come back with a pan of lipstick that way you have plausible deniability on the bed. Hey Cool for five. Both go off screen. Come back with a pan and a lipstick. That way you have plausible deniability. That's true. Should've done the bit. He blackfaced me! Joe Schmo for five. Fat Watch.

Vito goes to the store exclusively for butter. I wanted to eat a bagel. Bama Gumper for two. Vito get on the scale. You scallywag. Nitro for five. Dick is such a theater kid. It's unreal. You're not wearing a fucking afro. I'm not doing anything with it.

You used to be doing whole bits back when you were singing and shit. Now you're too lazy. I think I've stepped back and allowed the pirate captain to take the helm. You just can't stop fiending for free magic cards and stuff. I don't want to talk about it. Oglovich for two. Yar, Captain Master, tells no tales. Going to do a it. I'll go bitch for two yard. Captain matches. It tells no tales.

Going to do a refresh. Get it. Oh my God. I'm pressing all the wrong books. Oh, I think it's time though. Are you ready? Kids? Wait, where the fuck?

Oh, look at the fucking screen. Oh my God. Are you ready? No, it's not time. I got to finish the super chat. Stop. Stop. Oh, we're almost done. I got to finish the super chats. Stop. Stop. We're almost done.

We're almost done. We're almost done. Do the bitchy stuff. Do the bitch. Hurry up. Aklovich for two. Nick, have a measure. Okay, Nitro for five.

Politics talk will get worse as the year goes on. I'm looking forward to Vito's clueless. Stupid. 14 for five. I don't often agree with Vito. However, that standing in line bullshit is just that. I'll come back when the line is gone. To buy butter, go fuck yourself.

SJ for 50. For God's sake, Vito, my furry rat clone. Hell divers 2 fan fiction propaganda poster artwork has better story and direction than Eric's in your writing. What the fuck? Coup for 2. And your writing. My chat about you guys being nice was genuine.

Nitro for 2. Says stop reading 2-hour super chats. It makes the show too long. Coup. Oh! Watch the game where we smash all the toys. Overdedit Cove. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Vito's Booty! Vito's Booty! Vito's Booty! Vito's Booty! Vito's Booty! Don't look at it, you peniswoggle!

Don't look at it! I see you fucking trying to spy inside of it, like you know something. Now, welcome to Vito's Booty, the game where Vito has to go on the scale because he doesn't want to go on the scale because he knows he has to lose weight if it gets measured. I see you fucking trying to peek in there. I'm gonna- Seems a little heavy this week. I'm gonna fucking- I'm gonna put things in here so you can't peek. Put a bunch of fucking rocks in there. I don't give a shit.

I will put a bunch of rocks in here. Put a bunch of rocks in there. You know what it is, Vito. No, I don't know what it is. That's the point. If you don't get on the scale, if you do get on the scale. You gotta rethink this bit. If you get on the scale.

You gotta rethink this bit. If you get on the scale, you get what someone sent in, and there's lots of great stuff. This bit doesn't make any sense. What do you mean? Okay. So someone tweets... You're stalling for time, you peniswoggle. What do you mean it doesn't make sense?

What's the bit? The bit is, you get on the scale. Right. And you get what's in Vito's booty. Okay. The booty that I stole from you because I'm a pirate. And I stole this stuff for you. Here's why the bit doesn't.

But if you don't get on the scale because you refuse because you don't want to be embarrassed that you're not losing weight yeah then i'll smash it and it could be good i already got this wig though it sounds like i already won you can't take the wig off you have to weigh the wig too last week last week you were 292.4 pounds really oh man that's too big. Oh, man. Is this the fat-shaming portion? The whole bit is fat-shaming, idiot. And the week before, you were 292.3. Now you're 292.4 last week. So you can either weigh yourself, and then you get what's in the box, or you don't weigh yourself and bitch out, and then I will smash or light on fire anything that's in the box out of spite that someone sent in.

So I will give you, what do you think? Why do I need to change the bid? Because when this originally started, I assumed people would send in, like, dumb shit. Okay. Like, really dumb shit. Like what? Like pop figures and trash. Yeah.

Yeah. What's trash about that? Okay. But I think. Everything that you have is trash though. It's all just plastic crap and cardboard. It's all trash. Right.

But I like trash a lot. Okay. And the audience I think didn't understand the bit why because the bit is they're stupid and not you right it's not that they're stupid that's what you're saying they're like they're like what if i sent in insane things so well why would i say no at this point you should have never said no in the beginning. You were getting 50 bucks to get on the scale. Okay, but I'm saying anyone who's like, let me send in crazy shit and then Vito will allow it. It's not going to get smashed. Okay, then get on the scale.

Okay, well, do you want to think about it? I don't think I have. You're going to get on the scale again then. That's good. I'm saying if you want to think things get smashed, you got to rethink this bit. Because at this point, the box is very tempting. But now part of me wants you just to smash it, because also, like, maybe... I don't know.

Are you going to get it on the scale or not? Because you wouldn't get it on the scale for... You sent a... There's a Gaia's Cradle somewhere. There's many. Well, I don't want you to destroy the guy's cradle all right i'll give you three more drum rolls you're emptying your pockets out meaning you're gonna get on it he's gonna get on the scale ladies and gentlemen he can't resist the lure the lure of the lure of the toys look it in his eyes he's the lure of the toys is too strong like a man hungers really strong it's really strong

he's got to have it what's in he's got to have the booty that i plundered and i have it in my booty stockpile i'm paralyzed perhaps you should flip there should be a Vito's booty coin let's take a poll here in the chat what do you think should Vito do it or not should he do it or not see but they don't want me to do it cuz they want to see something get burned that's the problem. Oh, that's the problem, I see. Is that they want a thing to get burned. Scale? Hold on. Scale.

Okay. How many more times are we going to do this? Ye or nay. All right, so this is the last one, right? And then we're done with this bit. Then we're done. Forever. Then I take all the toys and burn them.

All right. What does the chat want me to do? They're saying go do it. You want to do a lifeline. Okay. Okay. What is the lifeline? I don't know what the lifeline is.

Somebody says the bit stops if Vito doesn't get on the scale. They don't have any fucking idea what they're talking about. See, Clipperverse wants to smash it. You know what? I'll respect the poll. Well, no, because then there's no drama in it. What do you want? I want the toys. Well, then why don't you just get on the scale?

You're trying to make it something that it's not. I don't know. I'm metagaming it. What does the chat say? What is metagaming? You always say that. It that just like being a fucking asshole Learning the meta of the format. Fuck are you talking about? Format, it's a treasure box with toys if I was drafting two-headed giant giant time spiral I would go to my teammate and I would say draft every sliver you see Okay, that's the metagame. What is it strategy? What the fuck? It's a strategy. It's getting on a scale.

Let's go! Get up and fucking get on the scale. Hold on, let me play the Melissa Etheridge song. No, don't play the Melissa Etheridge song, it's not sad! You're taking forever! Can you play a fun pirate song? There. Alright. They're gonna like shut the stream down. Why?

They put it on YouTube. Oh, fuck's sake. Alright, fine. Eyes of an angel. Go ahead. Scoot it out a little bit. Take all your clothes off and stop. Shut up.

I know. Oh yeah, your fucking 18 ounce belt or whatever it is But why does that matter oh you sticking his chains off oh Faith and begorra Here we go connecting connecting to the scale. What does it say? Oh. Wow! Wow! I'll do it one more time.

It's not. It never changes. It's exactly the same weight. 291. What was it last week? 292.4, but you took your pants off, so it's probably all in the pants that you took off. Did I do my pants on? No, you didn't lose very much weight in a week.

No, I kind of did. Well, all right, if you're going to take your pants off every time, then. I was wearing lighter pants last week. Okay. I'll do it with the pants. Are you ready for your amazing prize? Are you ready for your super

Are you ready for your super great prize? Here you go. Here comes Here comes Speedos Pony. What do you mean you're not gonna open it! Here comes Speedos Pony! Now I'm not gonna open it! What do you mean you're not gonna open it?

Cause it's gonna be- Cause the way you're laughing is it's gonna be shit. What?! Just open it! That's the deal! I don't wanna! I don't wanna! You open it!

I'm not gonna open your prize! Why won't you just take the fucking box? Can it just- Just take it! It's gonna be so stupid and then everybody goes- Just open the fucking box! I'm done. I'm fucking done. I'm done. I'm done. What? What is it? I can't believe it. I knew it. I'm so sick of this shit.

Well, here if you want it. Here, take this if you want it. Alright, well at least the audience gets something they want this week. Great. Oh look, it's a Mother's Milk. Oh my god! Alright, well I'm glad I didn't smash it. That was good. Fuck! That was pretty good. Fuck! All right. Fuck!

I did finally get my Gaius Cradle after all this time. Oh, I thought you were going to smash it. You really got me. You thought I was going to smash the box with the card in there? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that would have been really good. That would have been really good. That would have been really good. You would have been really good. That would have been really good.

You should have taped it inside the box. Oh, yeah, I should have. You should have really taped up the box. You almost got me. I can't break this thing. It's like solid plastic. No, you can't. That's why I gave you the mallet, so you'd smash the whole box.

So I'd smash the whole box. That was really smart. You almost got me to destroy my own guy's cradle, but I didn't. Oh, man. That was clever. Now I'm not as upset

as I was going to be. If this is even a real one, we'll see. I don't think it is. Yeah, I think this might... Is this like... What, do you think this is a proxy? Yeah.

Oh, cause you Weren't gonna let me Destroy a real one So I got a fake Gaius cradle And a mother's milk Alright Well it was a good setup

It was a good try Almost I almost got you Cause then there would've Been a double fake out Cause I would've destroyed A fake Gaius cradle Yeah

But it probably is fake It probably might Well I don't know We'll find out. It's obviously fake. Why is it obviously fake? Just look at it. Did the guy say it was fake?

Oh, wait, this guy wrote. It looks really nice is why I think it's fake. Because I'm like, this is in way too nice condition. Here, this guy wrote it. He said this is a fake. Just burn it all, preferably at the start of the show. I want him to cry, says Michael. I should have brought my mic. Probably fake. Just burn it all, preferably at the start of the show. I want him to cry, says Michael. I should have brought my

probably fake. Well, I'll tell you guys on the next episode whether it's fake. I can't believe you didn't smash it. You should have put it in something that I would want to smash. I did. Put it inside the figurine. No, I put it in the box. You should have found a figurine that had

a cavity inside it, so then when I smash the figurine, I put it in the box. You should have found a figurine that had a cavity inside it, so then when I smash the figurine, I discover that inside it... I thought you just smashed it out of anger. Well, I didn't think that far. Well, you messed it up. I didn't mess it up at all. You messed it up. Well, if I got a fake guy's cradle, that's cute, I guess.

But it might be real. I don't know. It's in way too nice condition. All right, well, that's the show, everyone. Vito's Booty. I'm a man who tweets about the boys. Vito's Booty. What's in the box? You know you want it.

Vito's Booty. So get on the scale or I smash it to shit. Vito's Booty. Vito's Booty. Vito's Booty. Vito's Booty. Vito's Booty! Vito's Booty! Vito's Booty! Good job!

You won a fake guy's cradle. It might not be fake. Are you sure it's fake? You think it's fake because he told you to burn it? Why are you 100% sure? He said you should burn it. It might be fake. we'll find out i'll tell you guys on the next episode can we let's get a couple more super chats we'll read those uh we also gotta yeah let's uh do a little clean up here clean up well we gotta

read the last of the super chats now and on a high note. Well, we can consider the show ended, and then if people want to stick around a little bit and get a couple more Super Chats. I'm out of here. Okay, you leave and I will read the remaining Super Chats. Go to the bathroom. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, shit. When did this stop?

I don't know. Oh, fuck's... Oh, no, it stopped all the way back there? Oh, fuck off. Well, we have the live recording, right? Oh, no. It stopped all the way back there. Oh, fuck off. Well, we have the live recording, right? Yeah, we do. God damn it. All right.

Okay, will you go to the bathroom? Can you give me the keyboard? No. I need to zoom in a little bit. Here. I'll do it. Dick's going to zoom in. Guys, thanks for coming to The Biggest Problem.

Don't forget to vote on all problems that biggest problem that show uh i'm sorry that i took the figure out of the box which i can't believe you did that i did with the previous figure so why would i have done anything differently well because you can't smash the figure yeah but i didn't think about that and i did attempt to smash the figure because i'm dumb that's why that's what annoys stupidity yeah that i should have known that i accidentally it flew out of the box when i opened the box why don't you tape it into the box well then you would smash the box as soon as you opened it it was over my bit my bit relied on you smashing the box so the better thing to do why didn't you tape all the sides so i went i can't even get into this thing. I'll just smash the box. That would have been better.

Should have taped it up real good. I didn't think about that. Well. I did think about that, but then I thought, ah, that'll look suspicious. That'll look too obvious. Yeah. So I metagamed you. What are you talking about, metagaming?

Are you going to the bathroom or not? No, no, no. There's not many chances. Mulligan for five. How many toys did you get now, Vito? Why don't you be fair and do the bit uh jerk jerkinson for 10 veto put on the black face baba gumper veto looks like a tunnel digger i ain't saying she's a tunnel digger but she ain't messing with no broke psycho crusher 69 for five hey captain dick did veto lose his family jewels

so that would explain why he avoids the scale mulligan for two veto should get five seconds to get on the scale or not oh and great guy gabe for seven suggested if veto gains weight then the gay toy should be smashed no it's just getting on the scale well there you go that's the bit and also i want to show the uh well hold on show our top supporters. That's great. This is so old, though. I know. I have to update this. And I want to thank all of our members. Oh, fuck off.

And I will only read the Tier 2 members. Tier 1, you do not get a shout-out. Thank you to James Gardner. Oh, wait. Hold on. At the top. Justin Hasey, Cara Froh, James Gardner, Rover, Nate Ring, Laguanto T-Rex, Candice Marie.

Zach Tilla has joined the Mac Club, which is a $50 tier. And Dick, who thinks this bit is stupid or unimportant, is not recognizing that someone joined the Mac tier. And here comes a dog to hang out with me. Koof! Tier 2, J-Rod, Jonathan Balentina. I want to thank Rock the Casbah, Moff War, Tommy Reviews, Mr. Jiki, Jesus Banda, Camel Toe, Blue Boy Comics, Bazooka, Zach, Anala the Chatter, LJ Claberino, Diamond G,

Harry Lime, Moon Unit, Ashtar onTheJohn, Kaven, not Trio Doug. Trio Doug is tier one and is trash. He means nothing to me. Edward D. Ali, Heather Reed, Blue Waffle. We have Black Angus Reviews. Hey, it's Travis. Alkin the Trek. This is terrible.

I'm Reloading. Scram. TJ, Elizabeth Emoji. Dusty Settle. Sean the Grizz. and those are all our new tier two members. Dick, we have a Mac Club member already. Whoa.

Our first ever Mac. Really? Welcome to the Mac Club. You get 10% off all t-shirts sold during our comic book campaign period. 10% discount. Can you believe it? Can you believe it? Can you believe it? What a show.

Jesus fucking Christ. All right.