The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 131

Episode Date: March 9, 2024

Oh my god. It's the point of this show. We're being taken over. What is he thinking? It's not smart. Oh my god. He's supposed to be like a legitimate person. He's like...

What is he doing? What is that? What are we watching? I'll tell you what we're watching. I guess we're going to swap over to the show? Yeah. I think... I think...

I don't know what's... You don't know what? I don't know what's going on on the internet. Okay, I'm swapping now. You were saying that you knew exactly what was going on on the internet. Well, Gabe Hoffman, who is a producer of some sort, right? He's trying to be a Hollywood guy. You're a producer, too, I guess.

I mean, I'm thinking about as much of a producer as Gabe Hoffman at this point. But he did a video about pedophiles in Hollywood. That's true. So he's a real good guy. Wasn't that, what's his name, Corey Feldman's documentary? An Open Secret? Yeah, sure, Corey Feldman. Corey Ahame?

Oh, whatever. We're all the same. What is that? Why is he lecturing Ethan VanSkyver about comics? Well, because I guess he, you know he's like friends with the Saska sisters. What specifically about the incest, piss porn, trans kids, feminists, Me Too feminists do you find to be SJW? You know, we're both on the same side, you and me. You and me are fighting the same battles, you know?

But can you define exactly what about incest, piss porn, pro trans kids, Me Too feminists is SJW? Because I'm just, I mean, I'm just like you, you and me, and I can't see it, so in so much we're the same, how can you see it and I can't? It. So to put this in so much, we're the same. How can you,

how can you see it? And I can't, it just doesn't make sense. I feel like sometimes you just go down the road and I have to explain to the audience what we're actually talking about. I know. Well, Gabe Hoffman right now is explaining to Ethan VanSkyver why the Saska sisters are an important,

based and cool. They're based and cool. And the piss is based piss. They're thinking about Trump when they were, they were thinking about God and Jesus Jesus pissed? If Jesus happened to piss On a lesbian incest couple That would be based, right?

And he's saying that Because they went on One America News Network To I don't know what they were doing on there Bro, you and me are the same I've been cancelled, you've been cancelled I've been on One America News. Alright, so is that an argument in my favor?

Am I a part of the good guy anti-SJW club or whatever? Does Gabe Hoffman love me because I went on One America News? I don't know what's going on in this whole sector. So they wrote The Black Widow, that was anti-child molesting. Sure, they invented a bunch of child molesting and put it in there, like some might say they're reliving childhood trauma because they can't seem to make any content that doesn't have to do with child rape and incest, but

you know, I think that's pretty based in Christ pill, don't you? I mean, we're both the same, you and me. We're both the same, right? Surely you agree that we're the same, right? What do I have to do to talk you into this SJW well everyone's running look how many trans kids I could fit in this bad boy

why does everyone feel the need to run constant near interference for Eric July just let him run his comic company and make his comics you don't have to constantly come out and go well I met him and I met the Soskas and we all prayed to Jesus together.

I didn't because I'm Jewish, but clearly they respect the Lord. And I prayed with him just for the sake of it. I said, take that, Lord. I was watching the Soska sisters on NerdRoddix channel. And again, in the back of my mind, I'm just like, if you told, if these ladies were not working for you, if it was just, hey, these two crazy, actual witch, Satanist, lesbian incest ladies, they're making, I don't know, the new X-Men, the new Star Wars. They're writing Doctor Who. Is Gabe Hoffman making X-Men?

X-Men! If they were working on any one of these, like, nerd franchises, corporate nerd franchises, all these guys would be screaming. There would be endless videos about, look at the godless harlots who they're allowing to make. Chrissy Mayer got some good shots in, though, right? Because she's funny. She's a comedian.

There's no way she just held her punches back because she wants access to Nerd Roddick's audience. She had to have got some good jabs in there, right? I don't know. Somebody please clip me. I know Chrissy Mayer's funny She's dirty I know Chrissy Mayer got some great jabs

On the incest piss twins When they were on the same stream together Come on Send I'm waiting I'm waiting for them all I can't wait to see them I don't know if Chrissy would go there

I don't know if she would I think she's too nice But nice is not That's not comedy I don't think I don't think Chrissy Mayer is the kind of person To do a confrontation live I don't understand what you're saying It's not comedy. I don't think Chrissy Mayer is the kind of person to do a confrontation live. I don't understand what you're saying.

It's just comedy. It's just jokes. You know, why would she, I mean. All I know is, yeah, everybody, I mean, the big, Yaira's comedy. Gabe Hoffman was, listen, Ethan VanSkyver, so, you know, let me tell you a little bit something about comic books. They print them on a page, and then they they staple them and then you fold them together and then a lot of people do is they read left to

right. I mean, you know, if it was up to me, we'd be reading right to left, right? Jewish guys. So what's your problem with the piss twins though? Surely I don't know why you can't just say Didn't you read about their child molesting fantasy that they wrote? Yeah, they were in a rape van. They stopped it though. They stopped it.

Yeah. Okay, look, if you want to say that people can change, that's fine. But the problem is that all your content is, like, taking people. It's like James Gunn. You know, they go at James Gunn for, like, parties he was throwing 10 years ago. Oh, yeah. People he was friends with. And they're like, he can't make a Superman movie.

He made a joke about pedophilia one time on Twitter. Yeah. And you're like, okay. So for him, the rules are like 100% you can't do anything. Uh-huh. But the Soska sisters peed on, well, I don't know who peed on. They were in a movie that involved peeing and putting centipedes in women's vaginas. I should put that, by the way.

Yeah, I get it. Love it. Love it. 100% artistic freedom. Artistic direct my show? Fuck no. Yeah. I'm not going to put them in charge.

Like, if I had a very specific project. Because they're too based. They're just too based for me. You know? I don't want this to turn into the Big Pharma show. Right. It's just too based for me. I would say if I'm a good Christian who just settled a lawsuit with another

good Christian organization and I'm here to make good Christian entertainment. Is he blinking the people that are forcing him to try to lecture EVS right now? How do you do Israel in Morse code? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It's just like, it just gets

stupider by the day. And then people can't... People just for some reason... As is on... We know what it is. I was going to say... It's America making money off black people's work. That's America.

All these white people are trying to make money off Eric July, an honest black man who's putting in the work and making money, and they're all trying to take his money. That's been America for 400 years. That's part of it. That's the whole thing. I was going to say... Once again, the black man's being used for his labor.

I mean, I'm going to say he's being used for, hey, I have... Hey! You know, we're guys in a space which it's mostly just white guys and we all hang out. We talk about white guy stuff and everybody always accuses us of being racist.

Blackface? You think they're wearing them for a virtual blackface? I think that to him it's like, well, we have Eric July. He's our black guy, you know, and we want him to make a lot of money because then it's like, hey. Yeah, but I phrase it in a way that's not racist sounding. Mine was like 400 years.

400 years, right? We built this city. Why can't all these guys? A lot of people. 400 years, right? We built this city. Why can't all these guys... I have no problem with Archelia's friends supporting him. Have him come on your show. I got a new comic book out.

I do plugs. I went on PKA. Here we go, plugging the plugs. What a big shot you are. I'm saying I don't go onto a show and expect them to do like a glowing. No one's doing a four-hour super killer live stream for me because that would be retarded. I'm going to do. Nerd Roddick is doing, hey, it's the Saskasisters here to talk about Yaira for two hours.

Wow, look. And how big did you say her tits were? Oh, she doesn't have any tits. That's interesting. Huh. It's like. How exactly big are her tits? And when was the decision made to not give her any tits. That's interesting. Huh. It's like... How exactly big are her tits, and when was the decision made to not give her

any tits? And the worst part is they're not getting a kickback. If Nerd Roddick was at least getting a little bit of payola, I'd be like, alright, cool. But he's not. It's just all these guys tripping over themselves to be like, we have to have Eric succeed. Well, you know what it is?

Dick and Vito cannot win. That's a what it is? Dick and Vito cannot win. That's a lot of it. Dick and Vito cannot win. I don't care who we have to team up with. Maddox, Null, Gabe Hoffman, Nerdotic. If Eric ever defaults on that warehouse, they all end up looking like the stupidest people in the world because they made a million videos about how this guy's the future of comics in the next stan lee and it's like oh i'm pretty sure stan lee never uh defaulted on a

warehouse and if he did it would have been awesome yeah and if he did bitch actually you know what stan lee probably defaulted on loans later on in life when he was making stripperella and shit but that was fine he already made all his money by that point. Whoo, baby. This is supposed to be the young Stan Lee era of nothing but success. Nerd Roddick getting mogged on his own show, man. As that bald pronouns guy, he gets on there and starts aggressively shilling. And then you can see that Nerd Roddick guy just kind of look down like, oh, bro. Is he shilling Yaira? You are getting dog walked on your own fucking show.

It's embarrassing. As is also not getting money from Yairo. What is this like cuckoldry? Here, you do. You tell me something. How often have you gone on someone else's show and been like, you got to check out Althito's comic book super killer. No, you would never do that because that's gay and weird to simp for another man's project.

I'll be nerdotic. Okay. You be at. You just. You beotic. Okay. And you be ass. You just, you be ass. Well, don't be ass. What do you want me to do? Say something about pronouns? Talk about how good Superkiller is and how it's on time.

And I'll be nerd-rotic. Well, I've got a great new comic book, Superkiller, and the schedule, we are 100% on time. You know, the artist is just plugging away. There are no delays. And everyone's really excited for it. Okay, well, let's calm down. You can't be as aggressive as that.

He's like, yes, and that was the greatest thing ever. And I do look good in those sweaty head pictures that I post on Instagram every day. I mean, we're going to get into it for some reason. But Az is, they're trying to say Az was always right with that stupid pronoun rant. Who gives a shit he looks like a fat retard? You can be as right as you want. As another fat retard. You would also look bad.

That's why I don't... If I'm going to give an impassioned speech, I'm going to think it through. It's not going to be... I'm going to do a four-hour stream on your comic after it comes out. I'm going to review it. You're going to have nothing but good things to say. Oh, that doesn't sound like me. It's not gonna be I'm gonna do a four-hour stream on your comic after it comes out Things to say hole that doesn't sound like me I Think you haven't I sent you the the new pages that like change up some things, you know, man I can't you should take a lot favorite thing to do is take a look read another just like start from like page 40

You know, I did. There you go. I read it. Good. Just now. She has cancer now. Really? No. I went on Mr. Grill's show and talked about that. What did he say? I told him he was right. And he said, yeah, he's just way too nice to his character.

And I said, I agree, 100%. She suffers things in the comics. She doesn't also have to get cancer. She does not. Yeah, she does. What are you talking about? She doesn't. Bro. She doesn't also have to get cancer. She does not. Yeah, she does! What are you talking about? She doesn't. Bro. She doesn't suffer anything. What? Okay. I mean, I don't want to spoil it, but like

Oh, okay. Literally, a lot of stuff, bad things happen to her. Besides being a woman. Yeah. Okay. You ready? It's her period. Yeah, let's do it. That would be funny. That would be funny. and I got period all over my Panties and then you pull it up all right. I'll hit her in the head with a fucking shovel. How's that something? No, I'm supposed to go biggest

problem in the universe! Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from people who can't stop bouncing their knees to images with no transparency.

I'm your host, Dick Masterson. Joining me as always is Fito Cicciolo. Really sold that rhyme, Dick. I realized it wasn't funny halfway through. No, it's not funny. Gosh, shit. There's no jokes in this one. Maybe if it was reversed or something.

We had kids, too. Could have been a good one. Anyway, how you doing? Feeling good. Feeling strong. You're high energy today. Not really. Am I?

I give you nine out of ten vetoes. I give you four out of five vetoes for your energy today. What can explain that? What do you think? Well, I'm chugging this coffee. I've got a furious rage inside me. For what? For an entire week of stupidity and moronicism that keeps compounding itself.

Moronicism? Yes. Did Gabe Hoffman try to lecture you on SJW? Everybody's got a fucking problem. Everybody's got a fucking problem. Who is it isn't? Everyone's got a problem. Everybody's got a fucking problem. What about these Me Too feminists who support trans kids? Is SJW to you? What do you mean?

What about that? You know, around these parts, you know, I reckon they do things. I reckon they do some weird things on the West Coast. But where I'm from in Omaha, Nebraska, we support Me Too Feminist Trans Kids. I'm Kevin Costner. Just say Eric Shalai hired two obvious SGWs because they wrote Marvel comic books that he liked.

And all the shit he said about how Marvel comic books is well. Because he wants to fuck twins. Remember when he had that tweet bragging about some kind of imagination? I did not see that. You ready? Yes. So you're on PKA. that tweet saying bragging about some kind of imagination i did not see that um you ready yes so you're on pka i was i don't know if the episode's up yet publicly oh spoil it well did you talk about uh what did we talk about we talked about the weight loss contest oh did you

lie and say you you uh diet and exercise yeah no i i it to my duplicitous trickeries. Okay. Did you tell them everyone was very disappointed? Why? They weren't disappointed. They got robbed by you. Yeah, I know. That's funny. I still gotta get the money. Don't give it to them.

Just sitting in that bank account. You better hurry. Why do I gotta hurry? Just let money sit wherever. That's a good way. That's a good attitude to have. I don't know, man. What do we do with money?

It's just there. You can burn it on your shitty stock picks that you do. What are you talking about? My stock picks are through the roof! You said you were up 5,000 today and then you were down 2,000? Yeah, it's...

I mean, it was just... I was excited because today was the jobs report. You know, how unemployment's going. Except for a bad stock trader, that's a very important day. It's not for a bad stock trader, for all stock traders, it's important economic information. And the jobs report was positive, but apparently not positive enough. Are there people who get that information and then make money off of it?

Yes. Who are they? What do you mean? Who are the people who get this information and just make a bunch of money? Well, it influences your trading decisions. If the economy is cooling down, you might move in the other direction. Buy worse stocks? What do you mean?

No, you can just keep sitting on your cash stockpile. You sit on it, but then wait to make some bad trades? Why do you think I'm making bad trades? My trades are not bad. Because all traders make bad trades. They all do. Yeah, sure, but you just got to make more good trades than bad trades. All right, you're just mad because I told you to get these.

No, you said to me that when all these stocks went up, you were like, oh, man, I probably should have listened to Vito. And the only reason you changed your mind was because I told you I lost a bunch of money like four years ago. No, I said, oh, dang, I wish I would have listened to Vito. And then, you know, it kicked in. What? Discipline. Discipline. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. No, I definitely don't want to day trade because I saw someone else make money. Okay, but you have crypto. That's a pretty risky bet. Okay. I'm just saying. It's not like you don't also buy things. Did you see the inflation that's happening?

Did you see? My stocks are up. What do you want? I got 100% returns on some of these stocks. Which ones? NVIDIA's up 400% for me. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow. I should have

bought more. Well, honestly, yeah. No, I sold some before the huge rally and I feel like an idiot. I'm kicking myself over it. Okay. Also that stupid healthcare stock, HIMS and Palantir That's all you got?

No I got a bunch of other stocks You got a bunch of losers too You don't talk about those My biggest losers are Teladoc I told you that Oh they're the worst They're the worst service on the planet I think Yeah I don't think

I've never wanted to murder someone As much as I do when I deal with I think I've ended every single Teladoc call Screaming at them and hanging up when they're talking to me. I think it'll still keep... I don't know. It's not a good stock. And then solar

is in the toilet. Oh, thank God. A lot of that's to do with the... What do you call it? Everyone's waiting for the interest rates to change up. Oh, yeah. Because right now, if you want to put in solar panels, you've got to take out loans, usually, to do it. Yeah, because they're not worth it. Yeah, yeah. Because right now, if you want to put in solar panels, you've got to take out loans usually to do it. Yeah, because they're not worth it. Yeah, exactly.

So you're betting on the government giving them free money. Yeah, actually. Yeah, that's how it works. Amazing strategy. When they get subsidies and shit, it's like, all right, solar's here because the only way it works is if the government pays for it. All right.

So if Biden wins, I'm good. Where is this? There it is. Doc Tip Vito. There you go. Doc Tepito. The winner! Fake, transparent PNGs. Wait, I won? You did. Oh my god!

I feel like it's been like three episodes. We have a new bonus episode out. The biggest problem in Final Fantasy. I enjoyed that episode. It's all about video games, yeah. Yeah, but that's fun. I like talking about video games. I guess it's but that's fun. I like talking about video games. I know. I guess it's an episode for me.

But you had a great problem, if you guys want to see. Somebody said, Dick, this isn't really on brand for you. He said, first of all, kill yourself. Secondly, why do you think that is? I've had a lot of people, though, go like, wow, this is actually a really, you know, they're excited about this bonus episode. They're like, oh, this is cool, you know? And somebody said, like, this is great, because I took a clip.

I made a little clip from that episode. And they're like, oh, I sent it to some of my normie friends who are nerds and whatever else. And they're like, oh, this is great. Now they're watching other episodes of the show. Other content from us. Yeah. Yeah. So I think the themed bonus episodes are fun.

Well, it wasn't that it's themed. The theme was video games. Final Fantasy specifically. But I want to do more The theme was video games. Final Fantasy specifically. But I want to do more. I like video games. We have a lot of... Probably 90% of the audience is playing video games, right? I have no idea.

I hope not. But everybody knows what Final Fantasy is. They know it's like, you know, gay anime shit. And that's funny to talk about. Okay. Great bonus episode. It was a good bonus episode. Great bonus episode.

The parallel economy was second. Mine. Distracted children was third. And then guys bouncing their legs when they're nervous was negative, which is biased voting. A bunch of guys who can't stop bouncing their fucking legs. I think everybody in our audience has some level of nervous compulsion. Denial. Stop bouncing your legs.

I'm not. Not you, people. I read a ton of comments. It's not something that you can help. Oh, you read a bunch of comments, huh? Uh-huh. You got any queued up here? I want to see what specifically you chose to comment.

Martin O'Keefe says, Vito, the inability for you to defend your ideas against scrutiny is evidence that they're bad ideas. That bad feeling you get when Dick criticizes your ideas is because you know the criticism has merit. Vice isn't a fair comparison as it is investigative journalism. The people you're suggesting are YouTube commentators. What articles could they possibly contribute

that aren't just woke Star Wars, pop culture, internet drama that they haven't covered online already. Well, you're talking about a different era of vice. I'm not talking about the investigative journalist era of vice. That was like second wave vice. That was what you got out of that? Yeah, that he doesn't know what vice is. That's the point?

That's what you grokked out of that? I'm not doing an investigative journalism thing. That was after Disney invested a bunch of money into them. They started doing all that shit. I'm talking about punk rock, rock and roll, man. A bunch of guys writing bullshit. Okay, Logan says, here's another idea. I don't know why I'm pitching it as gay as I possibly can.

I think he's imitating you here. Here's another idea I'll never have the drive to produce. Don't mind the many other ideas I have yet to bring to fruition after years of support and interest. Aw, shucks, guys. I'm just a sad, lazy collector of consumable bullshit. I don't know if that was over the line. What ideas have I not brought to fruition specifically? Well, Super Killer.

Super Killer is coming to fruition. It is happening. You can't say. It has not happened, though. Yeah, sure. That's the issue. Okay, so maybe sometimes projects take me longer than the average bear. I don't know.

Okay. Enemy Weapon is a fantastic card game. People like that. I have all my big video essays. Those took time. That's true. That's true. I finally uploaded my TMNT song, which is not that good, but it was just sitting on my computer.

I saw you upload that. I was like, that's an odd choice. The risk-reward on that is very low. Yeah. I should probably take it down. Yeah. It's about the Jewish tunnels. I wrote a song about it, and then I forgot.

And it's also very late. Yeah, I know, because I wrote it. The Niggler called into my show a week after that happened. I was like, this is already late. Yeah, it's already late. Yeah, no, I know. It's been sitting on my computer for two months, and then I went, ah, shit, I've got to do something with that.

And I'm like, ah, I'll just fucking throw it out. Mystic Marble says, Vito, you goofball. You played Final Fantasy, which has some of the most ridiculous outfits ever, but a cowgirl outfit is too inappropriate for hiking. What about Sephiroth's goth elf cosplay? Is that appropriate for hiking? The answer would be no. He's a alien super soldier. He can wear whatever he wants.

Okay. Yone Ranger says, this show is trash. Buy my magazine, says Vito. Wait, when did I say this show is trash? I don't know. Timothy R. says, Vito, you are stupid for the magazine idea. Doug and Anthony already tried it and they

failed because they couldn't find people to write articles. Who the fuck is Doug and Anthony? I don't know. It's this guy's two gay dads. Oh, no. Doug and Anthony failed. There's no hope for me. I'm trying to think.

Are those YouTube guys? Doug and Anthony. It's Doug from Hoobastank and Anthony. If anyone in the audience knows who Doug and Anthony are, please let me know. Like Anthony Acumia? No, he wouldn't have had a magazine. I have no idea That doesn't mean anything to me

Doug and Anthony What is that like You mean Opie and Anthony? Who the fuck is Doug and Anthony? I don't know It's really confusing You're too into Doug and Anthony Other people don't know

Who the fuck you're talking about I don't know Doug and Anthony tried that Is this like a Tim and Eric sketch? I like the idea that there's just two guys who have tried everything you've ever tried before. Honey, that's enough about Doug and Anthony. Bob Genis says, I'm a leg bouncer. It's not something I do on purpose. Yes,

it is. Brugman says, Gina Carano never made fun of the Holocaust. She was never told to apologize. She was fired and maliciously and falsely attacked in the announcement wait gina was falsely attacked by disney yeah um yeah okay uh they told her to do it in her own lawsuit in her side of the lawsuit she says they asked her

to do a video call about sensitivity and she said no yeah she just didn't show so as far as i'm concerned that is fireball right there. Everybody thinks she got fired because of the Jew tweet. And that was just kind of... It was the trans shit. It was the trans shit, 100%. Yeah.

Because that was going on in the background. And then as that was going on, they were trying to negotiate with her. And even like Jon Favreau apparently went to her and he's like, bitch, just get in a Zoom call

with all these gay people. Let them tell you how great it is to be gay for an hour. And then you get your own TV show that I'm going to direct. And she went, I don't know about that. Yeah, but why are guys playing women's sports in college? That's what I really, you know, that's really important to me is women swimming in college. See, you're very good at it.

I think I'm pretty good at it. It's like if you just swallow your pride, you get what you want. I don't get what I want, though, somehow. I'm always doing it. But you get closer to it. You go, yeah, I'll sit there and let gay people tell me I'm a piece of shit. Whatever. I get a TV show out of it.

I saw it was amazing. Yeah. All right, next up. She stood up for her principles. What, her principles to say she doesn't like trans people? Okay. Don't worry, other people will say it. No one else is saying that!

You're so brave! Thank God we had Gina Carano out there! Elon Musk is not shy about the reason he brought Twitter was to make it an anti-trans platform. He says it all the time. You're not moving the needle. Real quick, yeah. Original Moose says, Rans platform. He says it all the time. They got rid of that dead name policy real quick.

Original Moose says, I love the Vito pitches terrible ideas bit. Me too, actually. You should make it a regular thing. I have a comment. Okay. This is from the Thomas Couch. He says, listening to Dick bash Vito's magazine idea was the most infuriating thing his dick has done since I started following him in 2009. Equating physical media to it's just ISOM was the most Maddox thing he's ever done.

I always know it's a retard when they throw that one in. Oh, you're being a Maddox. Okay. Opinion discounted. I have been getting so many messages from people saying, I think that's a really good idea. I would definitely buy that. What are you going to call it? Vito's Magazine?

Yeah, it's going to be called Vito's Magazine. Why not? That's not any dumber than what it could be called. I was thinking it has to have one of these. It has to be like Vice. It has to have a one-word name. Shit. You could call it that.

I was thinking like Scum Scum Magazine Head Scum Not Head Scum This is like the most Like edgy Nostalgia shit Like Junk Magazine

Hot Topic Call it Hot Topics Jism Magazine Yeah I asked somebody In Discord Who was a fan I was like

Well how much would you pay And they said 25 bucks I said okay How long is it And he goes Like 50 pages. I said, so you think your $25 is going to cover how many articles do you think is in the magazine?

Written by these four people that Vito named? Mr. Girl, Ethan Ralph, Sargon, and Vito himself? I got a list of different people I could reach out to. So 20 people? Who was I messaging with recently? There's a lot of guys I talked to. Tech support for Burger King? Sargon of Akkad and me, we're good friends now for some reason.

You gonna write a giant think piece on SJWs? It would depend. I mean, I think it would be a themed issue, you know? Does the accent come across in print? I have a couple ideas for different themes. Like what's one of them? Pokemon?

No, not Pokemon. Final Fantasy? Like, you know, you would do the trans issue, right? Oh, I would- God, if there's anything I want to consume more of, it's a bunch of fucking think pieces about how men shouldn't play women's college sports. Well, I think- Tell me about- Get Riley Gans in there. You would have to find people who probably have like a more unique take on it. But it is an interesting topic.

It is not interesting at all. Oh, come on. It has been fucked to death. I know it's been fucked to death. It's less interesting than Star Wars. The trans shit. I know. Well, I think we would save it maybe for a rainy day.

I think that's like an easy softball topic. It's too topical right now. You'd do like the AI issue. Everybody weighing in on what's going on with AI. People that aren't programmers? Yeah. Okay. What would they say what's going on with AI. People that aren't programmers? Yeah. Okay. What would they say? It's bad?

Maybe. I think we would get a range of different opinions. You know what? You're right. Let's never talk about anything. I mean, it just sounds like shit. A magazine written, like, of AI? Oh, the AI issue. It's going to take our jobs. Maybe it doesn't have to be themed. I don't know. I just think, I think as people said to me, you know, what's good about it is like, you know,

somebody writes an article and maybe you're only reading articles from one guy. The good thing about a magazine is you're encouraged to be exposed to viewpoints that you normally wouldn't seek out yourself. You're no longer, you know, you're not in an echo chamber when you read a magazine because you got it all right there. Unless the magazine is ideologically driven. Did he pitch that idea in the 70s when they invented the first uh time life magazine when that would be relevant and everything's not just suggested what would it take to get you to write an article for the magazine i wouldn't write for a magazine uh if someone had a gun to my head what if you're gonna get uh all the writers are going to share in the profits?

It's going to be a. There's going to be zero profits. Why would there be zero profits? We'll just print a magazine and send it out to people. How many people do you think will buy it? I think depending on who we get, if it's like a, it's like a, you know, we pitch it right and we say, hey, it's like a, it's an event. You're going to actually sit.

It's like, you're going to get all these different thoughts. You can read about AI. I mean, like, wasn't the whole point of all this, like, internet shit was that we were going to, like, share ideas and have, like, outrageous viewpoints, and now we get banned from everywhere if we talk about it, and people are being silenced, and people are being censored and whatever else.

I know you have to be snarky and dismissive of it because it's all gay. It's a terrible idea. Why'd you start Backed By? For money. Okay. Not to sell magazines. It's not about helping spread ideas or information. No, it's about money.

Or letting subversive... Well, you're not doing a very good job with the money thing. I'm not. With Backed By, I'm saying. Are you promoting Backed By? Sorry, what's crypto at right now? I promote Backed By more than you promote Backed By. So that. Are you promoting Back Buy? Sorry, what's crypto at right now? I promote Back Buy more than you promote Back Buy. So that's why your magazine is good?

Because my ideas are not good? Well, I was thinking I should talk to you. You should promote Back Buy more. It's a good project. Thanks. It is. Yeah. So what's going on with it?

We need a recurring billing feature that we're waiting on some people to make And then once that starts it's going to be more of a push Yeah Because it'll be easier to use Right now it's too difficult to use I think there's a hole in the market People are getting banned from Patreon People are getting banned from everything

Get a magazine? Yeah Well good luck I mean it's an alternate source of funding If people's writing if that's what the value they provide, if they can sell a physical version of it because they're banned from disseminating their viewpoints on YouTube. Why not just a printout?

Why do you have to make it a magazine? It's cheaper to just print it on a piece of paper. Well, sure. We can put out a digital version. Maybe the digital version. Can we wait? No, I mean just a printout. Print everybody's article on a piece of paper.

Why were magazines laid out at all? I think it makes it easy to read. Because it was on a magazine stand. There's no looking at it in this one. I enjoy a good magazine layout. I would have to find a guy who can do magazine layouts. It's probably a rare skill in today's day and age. Go on Fiverr. It doesn't have to look

good. People already bought it. I would like it to look good. Whatever. This is a rainy day project. People already bought it. I would like it to look good. Okay. Whatever. This is a rainy day project. We're focused on the comic book right now. Yeah. Who's we? You. Me and the rest of the guys working on the comic book. Why do you keep saying it like I'm the only person working

on the comic book? Alright. I got a little team. I just want to know what you mean by we. I got a little team. I got a Discord channel. We started a... team. I got a Discord channel. We started... We posted some... It's just the flat colors. It's not the actual colors. They look cool. Yeah, they look great. Yeah.

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So you get it when it's other people's stuff. Well, mine are. It's like a magazine is like, oh, it's kind of a funny idea, but then like. No, I don't relate it back to the magazine. Guys, this is Voted Up where we revisit past problems and add a little bit of modern context. From all the way back in episode 27, what was that, two years ago? This is a problem I believe I brought in called Smoking is Too Cool. Yeah, I remember that one.

Dick, everybody loves smoking, and we understand why. And any attempt you make to stop it will fail. As we've seen in New Zealand, which just repealed its first ever, this was the first world first law, the first country to ever implement this law that would ban all tobacco sales for future generations. This would have made it illegal for those born after January 1st, 2009 to buy any tobacco products. Wow. So your buddy who was born a week before you, he's allowed to smoke it and toke it. You just have to sit there and take it.

Thankfully, New Zealand rioted. They correctly pointed out that this law was racist against the Maori and Pacifica populations, groups who very much enjoy their tobacco usage. Oh man, thank God. Some days, every once in a while, they get me. God damn it. Thank God for minorities. Thank God for minorities

because you can always have anybody go, I don't think you can take fire water away because that's sacred to our people. Oh my God, we didn't realize. Yeah, the minorities. The fucking minorities on this one. Yes. They are.

That is one very good use for the minority shield. So even though researchers and campaigners in New Zealand are devastated, saying that thousands will die, of course, we had to get rid of this law because everyone knows... That's going to be more than thousands. A lot of New Zealand. I'm saying the New Zealand people. Thankfully, we were saved due to the Maori and the Pacifica

populations. And their love of tobacco. Thank you, Maori. Do they do one of those stupid haka? You know what? I'll watch a haka and not think this is the dumbest, gayest thing I've ever seen in my fucking life. It sickens me that I even know the name of it. It's so embarrassing to watch everyone do it. Yeah, but now you get to go.

You know what? I'll keep that to myself. Now you'll keep it to yourself. Then you go, well. I'll be thinking it, but I won't say it. That is currently problem. Do it with a cigarette. Like Vince Vaughn in old school.

Well, that's the thing I didn't realize after they do that thing. They're all just. They're all just toking up, having a good time. That problem is currently number 428. Very low on the list. So don't forget to vote it up. Now, this is one I think you'll find interesting. I think this is a problem you brought in from episode 61.

The problem of child support oh yeah dick how do you how have you changed your stance on child support my sense is worse now worse yeah even more against even more anti-women so what would you think if i told you the republican-led kentucky senate voted overwhelmingly to grant the right to collect child support for unborn children. That sounds like something that Republicans would do. For the unborn, you know. Basically, what they're saying is, if you are a pregnant...

Knock her out. Yeah, we're getting you right away. Well, yeah, they're going to hit you. It is a life. It's not just a fetus, actually. Right. Because it was a joke. Like, oh, yeah? So you get child support for a fetus. Right. That was a joke. Like,

oh yeah. So you get child support for a fetus. Uh, yes. Yes. Why did I think that that would, why did I think that that would, why did I say that?

The second you have sex with the woman, you immediately begin to owe her child support. And, uh, now the woman has, it makes sense. Once the baby is born, the woman can now go and petition the court and say,

I want nine months of back pay for all that. Yeah, I was carrying a kid around, man, and all the expenses associated with being pregnant. Wow. Now in Kentucky, basically every woman's getting an extra nine months of child support. Not every woman, obviously, but those who are collecting child support. Yeah, just the ones who are too intolerable to be around. That, of course, went through the Senate on a supermajority 36 to 2 vote. Considering the Republicans have supermajorities in both chambers.

Kentucky is actually among six states where lawmakers have proposed measures similar to a current Georgia law that allows child support to be sought back to conception. And no handjob laws at all yet, right? No, like, mandatory handjobs every once in a while. No, they don't have that yet. I don't understand, though, like, if the kid, like, you know, let's say the kid dies in childbirth, do you still owe nine? Get your money back?

Well, do you still get murder? Do you owe nine months of child support at that point? It's like, obviously the answer is yes. But you're supporting child support for a kid who was never actually born? What if they, like, most pregnancies ended in miscar who was never actually born? What if they, like most pregnancies ended in miscarriage, right? What if they miscarry? What if she's too fat to even know if she's pregnant or not? Basically, women

are making out like bandits. Like always. Like always. Getting squeezed from every side. Well. I noticed cheeseburgers were 20 bucks. Well, actually, and you have to pay child support for a fetus. Oh, okay. Well, I'll just go ahead and kill myself then. Oh, that's illegal!

It is illegal. Child support is currently number 149. That's a good one. That should be up a lot higher. That should be in the top 100, guys. I think Dick deserves that. Well, if you want to make that happen, don't forget to vote it up. Why don't we finish out this one?

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This is the stinger. 15 seconds. Gotta vote up the problems that run through your family. Don't pan the fucking vocals. Is he panning it out? Listen, don't pan it like this. I don't know why people do this. Stop fucking doing that. Do whatever feels right.

No, do not pan the fucking vocals. It's so annoying. That makes me sick. Thank you. Rolling down the street. Thank you, Jazz Blister. All right. Well, I'm the big winner, huh?

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Do you think Gabe's still getting mogged on EVS? Do you think he's convinced Ethan that they're the same guy yet? Hopefully. I hate that tactic. Hopefully. You know, I mean, when did you lose your virginity? What year? Ninth?

What song was playing on the radio when you lost your virginity? What year? Ninth What song was playing on the radio When you lost your virginity? I'm the same year Yeah yeah And then they I was gonna wait for you to say it But you ignored it Ignored my bit

And you're like That Gabe Hoffman's a weird guy man I don't get it at all Well Dick I have a I have a problem Are you checking if he's still live on there? He's definitely off by now. This is sad news, but I feel like we've got to talk about it.

Akira Toriyama, acclaimed creator of a variety of incredible manga projects, most notably Dragon Ball, also Dr. Slump, Sandman, character designer for Dragon Quest, Chrono Trigger, a variety of Blue Dragon. I mean, the list of projects this man worked on was incredible. Sadly dead at 68, Died March 1st. Oh, so they kind of hid this because it's like the 8th now. Oh.

Well, he died of, sadly, a blood clot in the brain. Oh, man. What are you queuing up? I'm trying to find a Mexican version of taps. Yeah, Mexican. Is there a Mexican version of taps? There there a Mexican version of taps? There's a Mexican version of everything. I've got bad news for you and Gabe Hoffman.

Fantastic. Well, Dick, I can't confirm this one. Here we go. Okay, what do we got? This is like some 19... Okay, fuck it. Good work. I can't say this is definitely what happened,

but it is curious how many of these manga artists are dying young. And my problem is overworked manga artists. They should be on your schedule. One book every two years. Well, I'm sure we'll get into that. Goku still wouldn't be even down that cliff in the beginning. He'd still be running for the first

fight if he was on your schedule, right? Yes, that's true. Look, we all appreciate if you're a fan of Japanese comics. They do come out very quickly. It's exciting. Yeah, it's important because they need to come out so you don't have any time to rape kids.

In Japan? No All anime and manga fans If they're not loaded up with books They'll start molesting children Look It's a double edged sword if you're a fan of manga Where you're like I love this stuff I love you know there's so many chapters

There's so much story But behind the page behind the brush You have these artists that are being worked to the bone. What? Who gives a shit? I do! Why? So don't buy it then. Well, it's just crazy.

What are you, like a vegan, but for comic books? For mangas? They have, uh, the conditions are not very good, and the industry doesn't, you know't exactly treat these people the best. Oh, man, what a hard job. Here, look at me. I'm drawing fucking a guy.

Oh, God, I'm so fucking exhausted. There's a lot going on. We also last year lost Kentaro Miura, the creator of Berserk. He had acute aortic dissection that is a tear in the artery that can often be caused due to stress because these guys are just being worked into the ground, dick. Good. It's common. Do you want the comics or not?

I'm okay with waiting, though. Other people are... No, you're not. You are fucking... Mr. Can't Wait. No, I can wait. I think there's so many great comics out there already. Just read those while you wait for the guy to... That sounds like I'm talking about myself. I wasn't really...

Yeah. How did you... This is not obvious to you. I know it's obvious, but... I should say how people drawing successful comics should go slower. Okay. Well, let me give you an example. Japan obviously has a cultural problem with overwork, but manga artists are actually worked

far more than other occupations, Even though there has been recent... Because they're sitting down in a chair. Doing nothing. No, hold on. It is common for artists to get cramps and repetitive strain injury, also known as RSI, due to using a pen too much. I can also develop more serious problems down the line.

The artist of Nodame Cantabile developed carpal tunnel syndrome from years of hunching over a drawing desk with the arm going. Where your wrist is sore? That one? Carpal tunnel? That's when your arm, like, shakes. No, that is not when your arm shakes.

Like, you have cerebral palsy. I think I'm thinking of MS. You cannot draw yourself into your arm doing this. No, but like your arm cramps up all the time or something. What is carpal tunnel? It's when the tunnel on your wrist tendon gets tight and it's just

inflamed all the time and hurts. Oh, okay. So your arm hurts. Yeah. Okay. And then you can get it like stretched. It always sounded more extreme to me. I mean, it probably sucks. It's probably not fun. Another, an artist from the famous manga group Clamp has a lumbar compression fracture from years ago. From drawing too much?

Yeah, exactly. Or from snowboarding or doing something crazy. No, it's not from snowboarding. It's from, see, he has a sitting down injury. Yeah, basically. So what job was that not going to be a problem at? Well, normally. Are airline pilots sitting, are truckers sitting down too much?

Well, they have those cushy seats, you know, and they. They don't have cushy seats at home drawing comic books? No, because they're hunched over that drawing table, man. This is the weakest problem ever. Overworked manga artists. They drop dead all the fucking time. At 65? That's plenty.

I think Kentaro Miura was only, I think he was like 54 or something. In his 50s. Look, as I was trying to say, Japan has passed legislation trying to limit the amount of overtime for employees. But artists are self-employed, so they don't qualify for any of that. Yeah, so they can just stop whenever they want. Okay, but they can't, though, because they have these incredible deadlines that they have to meet. You know One Piece,

how everybody's obsessed with One Piece? Uh-huh. Do you know how many hours... Okay, that guy works seven days a week. Uh-huh. Okay, and he sleeps three hours a night. Oh, and he's drawing for 21 hours a day? Yes.

That's what he says. Okay. I think that's happening! I'm sure. He makes a lot of stuff! I'm sure he's drawing 21 hours a Okay. I think that's happening. I'm sure. He makes a lot of stuff. I'm sure he's drawing 21 hours a day. First of all, if anybody ever tells you how much they sleep, they're already lying. Because why would they want to brag about that?

Japanese don't lie. That's not allowed. Not only that, you know, well, I'm going to say it is interesting because there's a lot of people. Their culture is literally based on lying. Japanese people? Telling the truth is a major faux pas. Pearl Harbor was a fluke. They said, we're not going to do anything.

Don't worry about us. That was the one time they lied. I guess it's just I always find it interesting that people go, we've got to be more like Japan. We've got to be more like Japanese comics. And I go, in some respects, yes. And they're like, we gotta be more like Japanese comics and I go in some respects yes and they're like yeah you know cause the reason Japanese comics are so good is like they don't have any of that

woke shit like yeah but also cause they work them into a fucking grave and they have a team of like 12 assistants just working around the clock like that's why it's coming out quickly are you like serious are you seriously trying to say that they work too much yeah this is the you're the last messenger for this problem.

Well, maybe I could, I'm not saying that. Why don't you work a little more? I am working. When you start getting carpal tunnel, then maybe dial it back a little bit. I'm working on stuff. I got stuff. We're working on a new video or whatever. Don't make this about me.

It's not about me. I'm just saying that, you know and again these guys the average manga salary is fifty thousand dollars a year which sounds good until you remember that if you're in charge of the comic you have to pay all the assistance out of your own pocket so a lot of these guys are they can't they're not good at it they can't well not every manga makes a lot of money a lot of this stuff you know gets put in the back of some businessman's magazine. It's not like... So it's just like a fun job. It's an important

cultural thing. It has value, you know. $50,000 is the value. It has no more value than that. It's just trash. I'm just saying that, you know, and then if you wanted to hire assistants to make the work go more easily, you can't even afford it, so you're just forced

to work on yourself into a grave. Just put this problem on a job that you don't like and see how it sounds. Like what? I don't know. Teacher. What job do you not like? I'm saying, though, if we look at American comics, you know, again, they could

come out a little quicker. They only do one issue a month. But one issue a month, I think, is pretty good. That's a pretty good schedule. Okay? In Japan, again, they could come out a little quicker. They only do one issue a month. But one issue a month, I think, is pretty good. That's a pretty good schedule. Okay? In Japan, again, it's weekly. Like, that's crazy. They're pushing these guys.

I know it's part of the culture, but I think at this point you could slow it down or hopefully AI will make it go a little easier. Where do you even get off, like, telling an entire industry in a country that they're working too hard? They're dropping like flies. They're dropping like flies. They're just dying. It's terrible. What about hookers? Are they the only fans girls working too hard? Should they dial it back? There's a lot of stress. There's suicides

in the industry. You know, people working crazy hours to try and make it in this artistic field and there's not enough money to go around. Oh, man. I'm just saying, look. Miura dying and not even being able

to finish Berserk because, you know, your health, it just wears away on your health. He died before it's finished. It's like a made-up story about bullcrap.

Well, it doesn't have a finished arc. Everyone dies. Well, no. Illegal immigrants come in and make everything. Luckily, his friend is coming in to finish it. It will be finished by...

Not too quickly, I hope. I don't want him to get stressed out. Well, it's a good thing you bring that up, because there's the guy who makes Hunter x Hunter. You ever heard of that anime or manga? Okay, well, that guy has horrible, debilitating back pain. He's in the hospital all the time. And luckily, he's a guy who all the time and uh luckily he's

he's he's a guy he goes i'm just gonna take two years off and he's like one of the few guys in japan i mean he has the clout he can get away with that right you know and then i see people and they complain they go i can't believe that guy hasn't drawn any more comics in two years i'm like he's in the fucking hospital let him recuperate what do you care you like the are you're like you're like pro non-work, right? Your stance is generally that people should not work if they have the opportunity. It sounds like. I think you should work if you get value out of the work.

I think your work should enrich your life. People should be able to find a job that, you know, if you want, I believe in universal basic income. I think that's the... Who's working to afford that then? Who's paying for that? Well, I mean, as we have more automation and we have more AI, there'll just be more. We can just...

Did you believe in UBI before AI happened? Did you believe in UBI? Yes. Okay, so leave the AI out of it. You always thought there should be free money for doing nothing. Not infinite free money. How much? A baseline pay or whatever. That you can what? Buy... of it. You always thought there should be free money for doing nothing. Not infinite free money, but a baseline pay or whatever.

That you can what? Buy? Ten grand a year maybe. What are you going to get with ten grand a year? It's just a nice social safety net for... How much more do you think rent's going to cost if everybody had ten grand? Well, we would hope that. That's an easy answer. Ten grand.

I would hope that That's an easy answer. 10 grand. I would hope that would not be... UBI for everybody or just certain... UBI for everybody, but if you're... Even the fetuses? Everyone who's born. How's that? No go. And then, you know, if you're

already receiving benefits from the government, you don't get UBI on top of it. It would be if right now you're getting... So it's a racist UBI. It's not racist. Black people are going to be punished because they already get money from the government. You don't get UBI on top of it. It would be if right now you're getting... So it's a racist UBI. It's not racist. Black people are going to be punished because they already get money from the government. It's not punishment. They're not getting money that everybody else, that white man's getting. Yes, they are.

They already get money from the government. Not additional money. Well, they don't get an additional money. You don't get... Who is going to... What? In what universe is this going to be voted for? They might get additional...

Not every black person is getting money from the government dick you're making it sound like every single black person gets this is gonna disproportionately affect black people it's not it's going to equally proportionately affect everyone everyone gets the same yes that's punishing black people do you understand you even know what you're talking about everybody Everybody getting the same. Hey, everybody. Everybody's going to get 10 grand. I get it. Unless you're getting welfare. Oh, and there was a riot in Compton?

That's so weird. Oh, yeah, because we don't have riots in Compton before UPI. Look, point is you give people a social safety net. It keeps them out of the prison system, which saves us a ton of money. Every person we can keep out of prison saves us like 80,000. Why do you think giving more money to poor people is going to keep them from stealing each other's money less? Because it's just... More money to steal.

Because when people are, you know, shitty and desperate and they go, I want that new... You know what, I'm not going to do a voice, but... You know... But rent already costs $10,000 more, so why do they have more money? Well, hopefully they won't jack up the rent. How much is a cheeseburger going to cost? Hopefully they won't jack up the rent. How much does a cheeseburger going to cost? Hopefully they won't jack up the rent. How much does a cheeseburger cost now?

$11. And what does it used to cost? $6. Why did that happen? The $6 meal went to $11. Huh. Did that have anything to do with that? It's inflation.

What happened that made inflation? Everybody got a check for, what was it? $2,500? Oh. So you're telling me that all- That's not the only driver of inflation. Other things have driven inflation. What?

Cost of, what do you call it, producing goods and- Why does the cost of goods go up? Over here, shipments. Not on meat, not on hamburgers. The shipping chains were disrupted by- For hamburgers? Yeah, there was a global pandemic. We had to implement new costs.

There were new costs to implement safety procedures to ship the things. Hamburgers? Especially meat. There had to be. What were they? To make sure it didn't get COVID all over it. There was COVID in the hamburgers? There could have been if people were coughing on them.

Coughing on a hamburger? And then they cough it at the hamburger factory, and then it goes in the truck. I guarantee there were new safety procedures at meat processing plants because of COVID. There must have been. And that's why it costs so much more? That's why it costs more than double? That's one of many global factors. I see.

There's also an ongoing crisis with Russia. And that made the hamburgers go. Gas is exactly the same price. Gas is not exactly the same price. It's less. It's like four something now. When I got it, it was five the other day. Okay, well,

everyone will get free money and then people can draw one comic in their life. Or not. Once a year. Not do anything. I don't care. I don't need people to work i don't oh i know who's making the hamburgers then okay but let's put it someone who just loves making hamburgers for everyone let's assume okay that i stopped working right when did you start well that's a very good point i make currently i accrue revenue. Do I provide a valuable essential service of any sort?

No. Just fucking around on the internet and making stupid videos. That's not true for a lot of people, though. Some people are providing. But we're getting to the point where it's like, what? How many more guys do you need? Most of these people can't do anything. Most people?

Yeah. Probably most people. Yeah. More than 50%. Most people are useless. Yeah. Can't do anything. Most people? Yeah. Probably most people, yeah. More than 50%. Most people are useless. Yeah. Can't do anything. Yeah.

So I go, okay, I mean, I guess I could have them bag groceries, but, and now you can just do it yourself, so we don't have to have them do that. No, no, that's a step backwards. Bagging the groceries was good. You want to bring back the bagging the groceries? Yeah, I hate bagging groceries, because I mess it all up. I don't know which goes where. One bag's way too heavy.

When they bag it, it's like, oh, this is perfect. There's no part of me that goes, man, I wish there was a useless guy here to put my stuff in a bag. I'll just do it myself. He's putting the stuff in the bag. That's the opposite of useless. I want to get rid of all the waiters. Just let me go up to the counter. I'll get my food.

Let me go to the soda fountain, fill my drink. I feel like. I don't need a lady. I got a tip. soda fountain, fill my drink. I feel like... I don't need a lady. I got a tip. There should be a UBI for you where you just eat in a cafeteria and you go to a big pile of

food at the grocery store and pull out whatever you want and just take it. I'm fine with that. Okay, so maybe the people on UBI get to live a disgusting parallel life going to the government store. You get a government iPhone. It's not as good as a regular iPhone

It's better Maybe it is better It's not really But we tell you guys That it's better It's a G phone I just think we're running out of We have a lot of useless people

And what's the other option? Just kill them? Huh I mean I mean that is the only Convince them to Do it themselves You'd hope

You'd like to give them The appearance of an option. Trump is not talking enough about his homeless camps. Did you see that? You remember when Trump, when he re-announced his candidacy, he had his 50 points or his 52 points or whatever it was? I don't read that shit. Okay.

Trump was like, and one of them was, I'm going to buy a bunch of land in the desert and send all the homeless people there. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah. And I was like, well, I kind of like that idea. What's going to go on there? He's going to go, well, we're going to go to homeless people. We're going to go.

You have two choices. Yeah. Either go to the desert or we shoot you in the back of the head, I think was the two choices. Oh, yeah. I remember him saying this. That was retarded. Either eat my ass. Either go to the desert or we shoot you in the back of the head, I think was the two choices. Oh, yeah, I remember him saying this. That was retarded. But he only ever said it once.

I'm like, come on. Because it was retarded. Did you think everybody came up? Maybe his son was like, Dad, that's retarded. No, we're going to send him to the desert and there would be doctors in the desert to make the homeless people. Doctors. They're our best people. Why are you sending them out to the desert? Someone's got to experiment on these homeless people.

So you think we're approaching a point where it'll be impossible to provide value as a human? I think we're approaching a point where we have so many... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, look, if we were in China, you know, you put them in a factory processing plant or whatever. But we're just. Why don't we just move those plants here?

We're never going to do that. But why not? Trump's not going to do that. You really think Trump would do that? He's doing it a little bit. If everyone would, if both sides would just let him work. Believe me, he would do it. He would do it so fast your head would spin.

But is that the ideal America that we bring factories back so useless people have something to do? I understand that as a liberal, the idea of work you find repugnant. But most men want to work. If they could go to a factory and make $65 an hour, they would love it. I think that we could... How long do we need the factories for? What are you talking about? Forever? Make iPhones here. All this shit should be made here.

All of it. Okay, but as automation keeps getting better and better, less and less people are needed in the process, and the population just keeps going up anyway. You're right. If we're going to have robots in the year 24,000 or whatever, we should really worry about that. I don't think we're going to have to wait that long.

We should bring on a... I got to get Dr. Kevin to come back on because he predicted all this AI stuff like five years ago when I was talking to him. That's very late. I mean, he probably predicted it earlier than that. I'm saying when I talked to him. What do you mean predicted it? They've been working on this shit forever. No, but he said he's like, he said in 20 years, AI will be the dominant force on this planet, and I was like nah, that's not true

And now it's retard now. I'm like oh fuck. I don't know man Alright in there um so that's your problem overworked manga overworked manga Ernest okay, I think everybody should just Let comic artists work at their own pace Let comic artists work at their own pace. It's extra funny because that's what you've been letting your artists do, and it's why your comic is so fucking late. No, no, no.

It's not so fucking late. It's great. When's issue two coming out? 2030? I don't want to talk about that. That's a secret. I have big plans for that. My problem is diversity extortion mafias. We're in Gamergate 2.

Did you know that? No, don't say that. Trump's winning. You're going to will it into existence. It's already willed, man. Your guys just can't keep their fucking mouths shut. First of all, not my guys. Oh, they're the teamiest of team guys.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, mama. Oh, mama. I broke ways with that team very publicly in a number of ways. So Sweet Baby Incorporated is run by a racist, a violent racist activist who wants to assault and possibly kill white people in the street. Was that the black lady giving the speech? Yeah.

That's the president? CEO. Oh. I think I have some of her tweets that say we need to hit white people more. That's not her, is it? No, that's Kendrid. Is that a guy or a lady?

I'm sure I don't know. I'm sure I'm not qualified to make that assessment. Here is the co-founder of Sweet Baby Inc., Kim Belair, proudly explains the methods she used to force bosses at game studios to... So it's a company that calls themselves a narrative consulting company. So game studios hire them because they hired poorly to write their games.

You don't know that necessarily. Literally, that's the definition of what's happening. The people they hired to do the narrative cannot do it. So they hire. You don't. That's not how that works. Excuse me? If you either write the narrative or you don't.

If you're not doing a good job. Right. So long. But you take it. For instance, I wrote my comic and then I get notes from people. Oh. So they provide notes. Oh, so they provide notes. So if I say this is something you do

and you can't do something, it reflects on you, so you object to it. Okay. I'm trying to find the... Oh, yeah. Do you want to play that video? Oh, no, I'm sorry.

This is the woman who wrote the cover, the PR release for them, Alyssa Mercantile. More white people need to get their ass beat on the regular. That's a distraction. For the company, that's a whole different thing. You're right, that's a whole different thing.

That's a gaming magazine. So they found a Steam group that was... Were you going to play that video? Do you want to play that clip? Who cares? No, play it. I think it's relevant. No.

Okay. They found a Steam group that was identifying games that worked with this consulting. Let's make it clear what this company is. So this is a consulting. Shut up. This is a company that if you're making a video game. And you didn't hire somebody who could write a story. Sure.

They are a company full of supposedly good writers. SJW activists. Okay. Who come in and force you to make every character black and a woman and gay. A black lesbian. They come in and they say, hey, literally yes. No, they don't. Literally yes.

Every single fucking person they say, so the main character, make her a black lesbian. And then if you object, they tell everybody that you're a racist and they try to get you either fired or they try to destroy the reputation of your game. Look, I know it's funny to say stuff like that. 100% accurate what I'm saying. It's not 100% accurate. Okay, these are games. Somebody link me. Somebody link me the interview she gave where she said it.

If there's an interview where she said it, great, and get the link. But here's what happens is you're working on a game. You get to a certain point. Actually, they do all sorts of different things. But one example would be you get to a certain point in the process and you go, okay, we have the basic script laid out and we have the first whatever. We just want someone to go over it and make sure that it is not culturally offensive in some way. It's going to cause bad PR for the company. And then somebody goes through it and they go, okay, well, here you have a scene where a black guy is in chains being dragged through the street.

That might make people uncomfortable. And, you know, they'll advise you, you know, here's some way you might want to change that if you do want to change that. Dick is saying that they come in and get to change your plot and you don't have a say in it. No, I'm saying they come in and they say, every character you have, make it a black lesbian. And if you don't, I'll go

on the internet and I'll ruin your life, the developer, and I'll ruin your company's game. Come on, man. This is just, that's just... It's 100% true. I know we're doing like... You're joking because... I know we're doing a comedy show. I'm not doing a comedy bit at all. That is 100% what they do. That is not what they do.

Okay, let's listen to it in her own words. Let me find it. Stop making me defend them because I obviously have problems with this practice. Because you're a team guy. You're taking it too far. It's not that extreme. You are 100% a team guy.

They can't come in and say you got to make all the characters black. They can advise you. For instance, they gave an example. There was an example. There was like a- They threaten you if you don't. That's not what this is. They can't change it themselves because they don't know how to do anything.

You're interpreting this as a threat. It's not a threat. Here you go. For many, many years. There's a CEO talking at a game convention about how you threaten game owners and dev staff into making all your characters black lesbians. Put this stuff up to your higher-ups.

It says, build connections with marketing to express the value of inclusion. AAA games. And if they don't see the value in what you're asking for when you ask for consultants, when you ask for research, go have a coffee with your marketing team and just terrify them with the possibility of what's going to happen if they don't give you what you want. Okay, so explain to me what you think. It's called the mafia. Explain to me what you think... It's called the mafia. Explain to me what you think she just said.

I think she said, I don't have data to back up making every character a black lesbian. So what you do is you take the people who serve no purpose at a game studio, the marketing department, you take them out

and you gas them up with strategies on how to manipulate, emotionally manipulate the people in their organization with bad press if they don't make your main character a black lesbian. Well, I think you got a little bit backwards. She's saying, and again, I don't, you know, this is her obviously trying to make deals. I get it. I get it. But she's saying if you're working at a company, narratively, and you want to hire a consulting firm and you're getting pushback because it's going to cost money,

just go to your marketing team and say, well, here's the reason you should hire them is what if there's a big PR crisis that we create? Okay, see, that's what's crazy is you're saying that company will create a PR crisis if you don't hire them. All of these activists work together to create constant. Nobody gives a fuck about inclusivity in games. They made this up, just like Mad Men, where they make up problems, like every marketing department on Earth

makes up a problem and then says, here's the solution. It's Q-tips. Doesn't this happen to you where you're spilling popcorn all over? Here's the solution. A black lesbian in your game. It's all made up. That's the cornerstone of marketing. Making up a problem. There's black lesbian in your game that's all made up it's the that's the cornerstone of marketing making up a problem there's no there's no diversity in this game there's no inclusivity people love it look at my look at my friend a journalist right look at my

look at my friend over here she's a story coordinator they're all fat women with dyed with uh dyed hair and shaved sides of their heads we all agree we need more inclusivity and guess what i've got the answer you are alleging like a coordinated conspiracy from this company that if you do not hire them they have friends who will then write hit pieces about your video game right okay uh this is you have zero examples of this ever happened well every single piece of game journalism is this the woman that i told the woman that i showed you the tweet of that said white people need to get their ass beat more often is

the journalist that right away runs a screen for Sweet Baby Inc. saying, I went in there and tried to dox everyone in their discord and I couldn't figure out what was going on. But what you think's happening is not happening. There's no conspiracy here. I love these guys. And I do think

white people need to be beat. Look, I think these people are crazy. I get it. Okay? Does that look unbiased to you? Woke, all this shit, censored? Don't make me defend Kotaku because I'm not going to do it. Okay?

This is a crazy lady who wrote a crazy thing. You literally are doing it. No, I'm not. It's what you guys do. You say the opposite. No, no, no, no. You guys. Stop that.

Stop it. I have nothing to do with this. Activist. I'm not defending that. Stop it. I have nothing to do with this. Activist. I'm not defending it, okay? I'm just saying we can talk about what's actually happening instead of inventing- Extortion. It's a mafia. It's not a mafia.

You're buying protection by hiring these fuckheads. Protection from what? There's not- Bad press. Bad press and high ESG scores. This does not have any power to influence a game's sales ability. This is a useless website. It's not about influencing sales.

It's about influencing your ESG score. That's a different thing. Okay? That's a different thing. Amazing how the same mafia does both of them. Well, okay. So explain what you think is happening with ESG score. Let's finish this topic.

Go ahead Okay, you're saying that all these video game journalists will get together And they'll call your game sexist and racist They'll call you sexist and racist And they will destroy you Unless you hire them I think game journalists will do that regardless of who you hire No, if you hire them, you're fine

That's not how that works Okay? Because they can fuck up too Look, I've seen game journalists go at trans developers For telling trans stories wrong I've seen them go at black developers for telling black stories wrong Right, for dang it wrong Hiring Sweet Baby does not give you a shield

It lets you say it right It lets you say it right And anybody in your studio who has a slightly different point of view Is gone Excommunicated, racist, misogynist, whatever Whether they're trans or not This is a typical consultancy firm The mafia killed Italian people too

Okay, this is like if Bud Light went Hey, we're thinking about hiring Dylan Mulvaney, what do you think? If they were smart, they would have hired a consulting firm The consulting firm would have said I don't think that's a good idea And here's why It doesn't mean the consulting firm, if they did hire Dylan Mulvaney, was then going to go out and go Look, trans beer, that's a good idea, and here's why. It doesn't mean the consulting firm, if they did hire Dylan Mulvaney,

was then going to go out and go, look, trans beer, that's a conspiracy. Okay? That's something that is unproven. It's not surprising to me that you are denying this totally normal practice. Which you have no evidence of. Look around, jackass. Fire up Netflix.

During February, it's just black stories, black, black, black, black, black, black, black black black black black. Wow. Is there anything? But you're saying I say black are you racist? You don't like black inclusion of it? So no, I mean, I just I'm at my limit of watching black movies today So if Netflix doesn't do a black history month selection of movies, what are you proposing happens? that Triple-a a ball of journalists come in and destroy Netflix Partially, yes.

I don't think that's true. How are you this? I think if Netflix did have a... I think they give them ideas for how to add stupid diversity shit, but they don't say, and if you don't, we're going to come fuck with you. Oh, no, they say, and if you put this in, the media's going to love it. You're going to win all kinds of awards. And if you do, the companies, BlackRock, the hedge funds,

that constantly pump the government's free money, our free money into your company, are going to keep paying you to keep your company afloat. Even if you have bomb after bomb after bomb, because your ESG score, which we guarantee, by making everyone a black lesbian, is going to satisfy their investment requirements. They rank every company in the world on how many black lesbians you have in your shit,

and then we invest in the top 30%. We give you free money. And which of the companies that Sweet Baby worked with got a BlackRock investment? Sony? I mean, what are you talking about? Sony's not what worked with got a BlackRock investment? Sony? I mean, what are you talking about? Sony's not what? Sony got a BlackRock investment? Yes.

Every big company is. Do you want to see the list of companies that BlackRock invests in? And you're saying the only reason BlackRock gave Sony money is because God of War has a Black Lady in it. Yes. Okay. Do you not know what an ESG score is? I know what an ESG score is. What is it to you, then? What do you mean, what is it to me?

How many black lesbians you have in your stuff. Right? I mean, yeah, it's a weird diversity score. I don't know how it's calculated or whatever. Black lesbian. But it's not the only thing these companies invest in, and I think they've even said that companies have moved away from using that as a valuable investment gauge so they did use it i think some of them yeah yeah there's yeah they used it quote unquote moved away from

that look it's why it's a because people found out about it and got pissed off oh we call it dsg now look all that stuff can be had see this is what's driving me nuts is that yes all that stuff can be... See, this is what's driving me nuts, is that, yes, all this stuff can be happening, all right? It is stupid that companies are investing all this money in diversity shit, and then they're being rewarded with more money for investing in useless diversity shit. Why do you think that happens? Well, I don't know. Why do you think it happens?

ESG scores. No, but you're saying, why are they... I thought you were asking me why they invest in diversity shit. I think it's just liberal guilt or something like that. Why is Gabe Hoffman on Ethan VanSkyver's show right now promoting the Soska sisters? How does that make money? Right. Okay, so what is he doing then?

You tell me. I mean, you got it all figured out that there's no conspiracy. Tell me. What does it look like on the surface? I think what it looks like on the surface to me is a bunch of liberals believing that it is socially conscious. It's the same as they track your score in terms of environmental impact. You're supposed to invest in it.

Yeah. Is that the E in ESG? Uh-huh. Okay. Environmental, social, and governance. Governance. Governance. Okay.

So it's also, so there's DEI, there's ESG, there's MSG, whatever. Yeah, environmental, social, and governance. Okay, so there's DEI, there's ESG, there's MSG. Yeah, environmental, social, and governance. Sure. Okay, so that's one part of the equation. I guess my thing is always with a conspiracy theory, I think it's far less interesting. They're 100% honest about their ESG scores. Who is?

Hedge funds. BlackRock, Vanguard. The companies that own the U.S. Yes. I agree. The companies that own the U.S. government. I know this is happening and they're investing in it. And you're saying, but now it has reached

the point where there are journalists. What are the journalists getting out of it? A job. There's no reason to employ these people. The sweet baby people,

there's no, they provide zero value. Well, but I'm saying there's journalists outside of their organization you're saying they're working with. Every single diversity. There's, how many people did i say were in dei last time we talked about this 30 000 sure there's 30 000 people directly working look you have a

fascinating theory but like why can't you how's that a theory that's an exact number of people that are working i'm saying like uh you me, like, a journalist who's being directly employed because of, like, DEI. Like, okay, Kotaku is owned by. You're going to say that journalism is not, like, just looking to make stories out of this shit now? But I'm saying, like, Kotaku's owned by Jim Spanfeller. He's a guy who just, I don't think he gives much of a shit about this diversity shit. He just kind of bought this thing and ran it into the ground because he didn't realize journalists are a bunch of fucks. You think Disney's trying to cram diversity into everything?

Sometimes. Oh, sometimes. Not everything. Why is Aragorn black in the Magic the Gathering set? Because that company is run by a bunch of liberal fucktards. I see. How did that happen? That happened because they all hire their friends.

Like, there's nepotism or whatever. I mean, prove to me one case of somebody hiring their friends. I'm totally oblivious to this practice. But you're saying, like, BlackRock is responsible for Magic the Gathering being full of, like, pink-haired weirdos? Actually, yeah. No, I think it's just people. Why do they get more money, then? Why do failing companies

constantly get more money for failing? I would need to see these investments. I would need to see these investments. I would need to see, like, which company, you're talking about which company is failing and being given this money. Sweet Baby? No, Sweet Baby's making money

because big studios get money from investors, hedge funds, to pay them. Okay, but like, God of War, okay, is a critically acclaimed game. It made a ton of money. Sweet Baby worked on that. Spider-Man 2 made a ton of money. Alan Wake 2,

critically acclaimed. They got that gay prom scene or whatever it was. Every... Yeah, okay. When you make a AAA game now... Alan makes it stupid. Whenever you make a AAA project,

especially, you know, I think a lot of these studios are based out of L.A., there's going to be a bunch of gay guys working on them. And one of them's going to go, can I put a pride flag and Spider-Man's high school? And you go, yeah, man.

Ultimate team guy. I knew you would team guy this shit. It's not team guy. It's that some of this shit. Okay. Sweet baby. It just happened totally organically because everybody likes it so much. Ethan VanSkyver didn't get banned from an entire industry because he wasn't touting the company line, right?

That's just a total coincidence. I think the reason it's happening is not a bizarre global political financing scheme. It's not bizarre. It's just liberal. Right, yeah. Liberals are just being cuckold weirdos and being like, I want to put a bunch of gay stuff and black stuff in here. And I'm going to punish and kill anyone who doesn't agree. I'll get them fired. I want white people beat in the street. No one is going to. Sorry kill anyone who doesn't agree. I'll get them fired.

I want white people beat in the street. No one is going to... Sorry, what was that tweet then? No one is going to get fired because they didn't hire Sweet Baby. That's not a thing, okay? There's no rule... You're changing my words. I didn't say not hiring Sweet Baby.

I said not towing the company line about LGBT, trans, all this liberal shit. Plenty of games come out that don't have any LGBT shit or any fucking race swapping. Yeah, and they're pilloried. They're not pilloried. Yes, they are. Hell, what is that game called?

This is a fascist, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Helldiver. Yeah, they were going to do that anyway. They do that to Warhammer or whatever. And Warhammer, it has all that diversity shit.

They still get hammered for it. How'd Suicide Squad end up the way it is? I think you're going to say Sweet Baby did it. I don't even think they did. I don't think Sweet Baby did it. Somebody liked them. There's hundreds of thousands of consultants exactly like this. But there's also just bad writers within these organizations. Here's why it drives me nuts.

Sweet Baby did not ruin that Suicide squad movie or uh game warner brothers did by saying hey you know how you guys make excellent single-player games please make a multiplayer shooter okay that is what ruined suicide squad but now there's a bunch of people going ah every video game is bad for one reason, and that one reason is this stupid consulting firm, and I'm not going to consider any of the other information. What other one? All of them.

Not every studio works with these consulting firms. They're not actually that common, I don't think. DEI consulting firms? Yeah, not in the game industry. I don't know if that's right. If there was, I think we would have names of more than one of them. Oh, why? When we found one of them them they tried to kill the guy that did it they tried to get every account He has banned

Yeah, that's bad. I agree. That's very bad. Very bad. It's evil. Okay. I'm sorry. I wasn't strong enough No, because it's your team you try to downplay everything that they do because you're on their side I say you by the way, it's the same shit you did when you reported the Alex Jones shit. It's the same exact thing. Okay. I go, that's bad. It's just deflection. It's not bad.

It's evil. It's super duper bad. How could you say it's only bad? Yeah, the deflection is cute. No, I'm saying. I know this is how you guys act when you get caught. No, because this is bullshit. Because you're all reporters.

This is why I hate that you brought this problem in. Because we fundamentally agree on the problem with media. We're not the same. Don't Gabe Hoffman me. We do not agree. We do not agree. When you look a woman in the eyes. Liberals are evil.

They are fucking evil. You can never let them in. I'm just saying, look, you got a great concept. Why don't you do a little investigative journalism? Maybe you can start a magazine. You can get to the bottom of it. Follow the money trail. Goes to you.

Okay. Sure, yeah. I'm on this show because I was hired by George Soros to infect the dick show sphere. You would, but you would do it. I would do it. Yeah, you would do it. Because that would be funny. But I would have worked for the Russians to spread Russian propaganda.

So if it's funny, I'll do it. I'm just saying, look, it's a cute conspiracy. Okay. At the end of the day, I think there's just game studios that go, let's just hire these guys because they'll tell us, like, you know, if a bunch of black people are going to be pissed off, which is a genuine concern in an area of, this was probably more of a concern five years ago. Because liberals are insane.

We know this. So we should hire liberals to tell us. But you're saying that the cancel culture mobs are being directed by secret money slash funds. They're very open about it. I think there's just a lot of liberal idiots on Twitter and they're not secretly being funded to say that they think the games are transphobic. They just think that about everything. A black female. For instance, let's put it this way. That Hogwarts Legacy game,

that was a subject of a lot of trans people who really hated that. Could Warner Brothers have paid Sweet Baby and managed to negotiate their way out of that? No, it was a natural... No, it was an organic outrage from these weirdos who hate this stuff. It's not all like this weird money game

where you could pay money to have the trans people leave you alone. That's crazy. Are you nuts? No, are you nuts? Do you understand how a mafia works? Then why would Warner Brothers not just pay them to get the trans mafia off their back? They probably tried to, but it's Harry Potter. It's too much. Harry Potter, you're not allowed to pay.

With Harry Potter, you don't have to. The Harry Potter fee, they go, it's going to be bad. It's going to be bad. Get all these guys off your back. It's going to be bad. Which is funny. You know, what's funny is that Harry Potter game actually has a trans character in the first 30 minutes.

Yeah. That game is actually super woke, and it's really weird that everyone goes, yeah, we really stuck it to the trans people by buying this game where you can make a trans wizard and hang out with other trans wizards. And I'm like, I don't think you won necessarily. I mean, Harry Potter won at the end of it.

Create moments that are intentionally targeted and designed to create joy in the marginalized. They're going to appreciate this on a level that your core audience won't. It doesn't mean you're going to exclude your core audience. Look, I think people are going to obviously cite your video where this lady goes, go and scare them, put the fear of God in them.

She's saying to programmers, look, if you share concerns that you're worried that you're... Okay. I love that you just reflexively defend people who are objectively evil. That's your party line. Hold on. There is value to looking at what you're making and going, okay, is this, is my market, how is the market going to react to this? Negatively. Okay.

I'll give a personal example. Can I tell a little anecdote? I worked on a game. Okay. Uh-huh. I'm trying to figure out the best way to put this. I know how liberals, I know the scam. I know the, I'm just like you. I'm human too figure out the best way to put this I know how liberals I know the scam I'm just like you I'm human too

let me in scam get an axe it's a trick and the guy working on it he goes oh we got all this concept art these are going to be like the cut scenes and the storyboards and I'm like okay what's happening here

he goes well I got four black guys and they're all around this white guy, and they're taking his money. And I'm like, he's got his bag of, it was like a fantasy game. It's like, oh, he's got his bag of gold, and he's hiding from all these black people, you know, clushing his bag of gold. And I go, okay, so a white guy is about to be robbed by four black guys. He's like, yeah, yeah, that's part of the game.

If the liberal press hears about this, they're going to destroy us. Unless we pay them. black guys. He's like, yeah, yeah, that's part of the game. If the liberal press hears about this, they're going to destroy us. I said. Unless we pay them. I said in isolation that might be okay, but like, what else do you have? And he's like, well, here there's a bunch of Native American guys and they're being snuck up on by a bunch of white guys who are like hiding in the bushes. I'm like. Love it.

And what are they going to do? Oh, they're going to go into their village and kill all of them. And I'm like. Okay, well, that also seems bad for what you're trying to do, which is like all ages, whatever game. It's like there's racial overtones that maybe you missed because there's certain blind spots. And you go, well, do all

the people robbing the white guy have to be black? Maybe he could also, you know, it's like those old, what do you call it? The home burglary. Put a white guy in there. Yeah, why not? Put a white guy in there. Yeah, why not? That's normal. And let's be real is it we all know it's silly when the briggs commercial comes on you go oh that that white guy with his striped shirt or whatever i'm just saying i don't think it's funny does briggs home security bet would they benefit from

going ah you know you got a lot of black people breaking in don't worry we got briggs home no because they also want to sell burglary alarms to black people. They don't want to be interpreted as like- Ah, this liberal bullshit you're fucking selling. It's not. It's good marketing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right, right.

Good marketing with no numbers. Just terror. Briggs Home- Good marketing with no numbers to back it up. Just fear of being destroyed by a mob. Briggs has been in business for a long time and they- They must know what they're doing. Well, I'm saying they've said we're able to effectively market our product

with a bunch of white burglars. Who's they? Briggs. Who's they saying that? Marketing people? I don't know, man. They're not out of business. You're still selling those fucking home security devices.

And you're saying it's awful to talk to a team of consultants who go, well, I just think black consumers don't like seeing a bunch of black guys coming in going, where'd the white woman at? Give me all the white women. So maybe take that out of the commercial. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what's happening.

That's what's happening. Brinks commercials. That's the biggest and best example of this. I think that was a pretty good example. It's retarded. No, it's- It's like a stand-up comedy routine. Yeah, God forbid I do comedy on a comedy podcast.

I'm saying you can have, even though, look, we all know it's silly. We all make fun of those ads. You know, it's just... The other option is to piss off a bunch of black people and not be able to get their money, so... That's your response to a coordinated effort by a company to get someone's life destroyed because they pointed out that the diversity consultants are working on all these games. I already said that I... And then every press, every journalist ran screen for them and said they're getting death threats, blah, blah, blah.

But here's the thing. It's a fucking Brinks commercial. Okay, I worked with these people. I know these people. Through Sweet Baby Inc.? No, the fucking game journalists, okay? I've met these people. They're all evil.

They're all very stupid, okay? Not any worse than stupid. At this point, they can't get the stupid shield. Well, I've been out of the game a while. If everybody got a DEI grant the second I left, I'm very jealous. They're just bad. I should have stuck around. But I think that these are people who would have gone on these stupid little crusades

and ignored the convenient facts to support their friends. It's friendship. Yeah, there's a lot of friends and nepotism and whatever else. But when you start saying it's like a crazy money web and extortion. It's not crazy. That's how Vanguard invests. That's how BlackRock invests. I'm so mad.

I'm so mad. But they have ESG scores for this reason. You just want to start Gamergate too because you think it'll get Trump elected. I know what you're doing. Desperation. If I can convince the gamers that Biden's going to take their video games away. Isn't Alex Jones somewhere? Should you go report them?

Maybe I will. Will that make your ESG superiors happy? Didn't the last show end because of a Trump election? You think that these people are your friends? I think we're building towards a repeat of a certain falling out. You think they would do for you what you do for them. But they won't. I'm not friends with these people. I critique these people constantly.

They don't want to critique you. They want to kill you. I've been critiquing them all week. And I guess I can reveal it now. On Tuesday, I will have Jason Schreier, former Kotaku Bloomberg journalist, now working independently,

and he will be on my show, and we're going to discuss the sweet baby situation. You guys will deflect together. That's going to be amazing. It's going to be a beautiful ballet of deflection. I don't know everything that's going on, so if anybody has any pertinent... I have sex. I'm sure he'll fill you in.

You already think it's a crazy conspiracy. Like, you're already so heavily biased against anybody trying to fuck over, like, white people that it's farcical to think you'd be unbiased. You're so in the tank for them. This is infuriating to me because there are genuine policies that we can actually point to. For instance, that ESG. Yeah. And I

pointed out the story recently. There's a guy who's been writing for whatever fucking Navy SEAL show for the last seven seasons and he goes can I be a staff writer? I wrote the season finale of the show. I feel like I should be a staff writer by now. And they're like, yeah, first we've got to hire this black guy, though. Yeah.

And then we've got to hire this trans lady. Right. And he's actually suing them. He's taking them to court. He's going, it is actually ridiculous. This is, like, completely unfair that I am a seasoned writer who has multiple episodes and I've been passed up for a staff writing position multiple times. And that is a far more credible and understandable situation that I'm 100%

I hope that guy wins. That is discrimination. Because your friends aren't doing it. Stop calling them my friends! I'm not friends with any game journalists at this point in time. Remember that. Who am I friends with that's a game journalist? I'm not! Anybody I know who was a game journalist says, yeah, all those

game journalists are fucking crazy now. Yeah, and racist. Yeah, they're nuts. They're doing this. They're the same people who destroyed Vice. Last episode, I brought in crazy journalists destroying the things I love, and now you are twisting all of that to say that I'm friends with them

and I want them to succeed. You've been defending them all week. Shut up. I have not been defending them at all. This is such bullshit. Just because I go, look, this conspiracy is a little far-fetched. Why don't we focus on the facts of what's actually happening? What part of it's far-fetched? It's far-fetched that you're saying that it's an extortion scheme with journalists being paid off.

I didn't say they were paid off. I said it's an extortion scheme. Okay. It's an extortion scheme from a company and they're friends with journalists and the journalists want them to make money or what? Or they... What do you mean, or what? Are they right bad stuff about them? You're saying the journalists want to help Sweet Baby out because they're friends.

Not because they're friends, just because they're liberals. And they think what Sweet Baby does is valuable. Yeah. Yes. All they write about is... They're all marketers. Sure. So they're all just inventing the racist problem, so they have more value. Okay, and I agree with that, and that's fine. But that's not extortion.

Yes, it is. Do this or else. That's extortion. They're not saying do this or else. Yes, they are. No, they are. They're saying, do this, put a black lesbian in your game, or else we're going to write bad about you and destroy your company. It's a nice little game you got there. It'd be a shame if somebody were to write a hit piece on it. See, that's the other thing.

Why don't you guys have your real names and your pictures tied to any of your photos? Why would you want that? Why would the journalists want that? I'm just going down a ramp. Why would the journalists want that? Vito, why would the journalists want their real names? Why would the journalists want their real names? Gamergate 2.

Why would the journalists want their real names? Gamergate 2. I'm so excited. Why would the journalists want their real names? Maybeamergate 2. Why would the journalists want their real names? Gamergate 2. I'm so excited. Why would the journalists want their real names? Maybe Milo Yiannopoulos will come out of fucking... This is why you can never... I can't wait to hear Sargon tell me about... This is why you should never have a conversation with liberals. Maybe Matt Jarbo will have a resurgence and we get a fucking million mundane Matt... Why would she want the names? Milo fucking...

Why would she want their names? Enjoy your Gamergate. Why would she want their names? I hope you guys have a lot of fun. Why wouldn't... I hope it's just as stupid... Why would she want their names? And... Give me one. Why would she want their names? I hope you guys have a lot of fun. Why wouldn't- I hope it's just as stupid- Why would she want their names? And bombastic. Give me one good reason. Are you trying to think of a good reason? I don't even know what you're talking about.

You're saying their names aren't on the website? Not on the Discord. The author of the first Sweet Baby Inc. defense piece? Yes. The one who said that white people should be assaulted in the street? The Kotaku lady, who I don't like, and I am not defending. But you're on the same team. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna

fucking kill you. Stop saying I'm on their team. You're the most teaminest team. So? I'm not! I talk shit about these people all the fucking time! Yeah, just like, uh, your friends. Like, you talk shit about your friends. Bro, don't do this.

What? Don't do this. Please don't do this What? Don't do this Please don't do this What? You are Please don't do this Don't do this thing Where the audience is going to come away from the show And they're going to go

Wow, I didn't know Vito Stop defending your friends I didn't know Vito was friends with Sweet Baby And he's friends with Kotaku It sounds like it All this stuff that I very clearly oppose and have opposed on so many levels. No, no, not enough. Just because I don't believe every single, you know, theory.

You know what? No, this is a big one. I'm willing to entertain it. Just show me the money trail. Show me evidence. Show me what they actually changed in the game. Why people need to get their ass beat. Okay, let me go.

Is that how you feel about that? It's bad. It's bad. How do I have to say it's bad so that you believe me? Because apparently saying it's bad doesn't count. I don't believe you. Okay. Hold on.

I'm trying to find the asking for their... Asking. Asking for their... Oh, you can't be racist against white people. I tweeted out that they should not be saying those things. That's not good enough. Here it is. What do you want me to do?

Is there a reason why many of you don't have your names pictures associated with your accounts on there? That's what the journalist She heard that Sweet Baby Inc. was being attacked and she went into their Discord and said Hey, any of you kids want to give me your... These people are incompetent journalists.

They're very bad at what they do and they have crazy ideas. What do you want me to say? You're right, they're the spawn of Satan Is that enough? What do I have to say? Deflection I'm so done You're right, I love all of them

We're all working together, we're all friends I'm sending them secret information You're not friends, you wish you were friends I actually work for Sweet Baby secretly That black guy who's causing all that trouble Me and him hang out all the time. I'm secretly working for the George Soros-funded DEI initiative. Well, anyway, that's my problem.

I brought in all the woke problems when the show started, and then I had to bring it back down. That was fake to convince people that, like Gabe Hoffman, to convince us that you're on our side. That is what Soros told me to do. You're not. Soros told me. He said no. You always have to be careful. He said get in with those people.

Sell them your woke comic book. You don't have to make it, though. You don't have to make it. DEI, what did I say? Null figured that out. Null figured out that part of the plan. Diversity extortion mafias. Null figured out the secretly make a bad comic part of the plan.

Oh, do I get to play the video where Noel says he wants to kill you today? If someone pays 20 bucks, I'll play it. Yeah, I, um... Now I agree with him. Okay, what's your last problem? That guy he's on with when he's like, I want a fucking murder veto or whatever. Even that guy was like, hey, bro, I'm on YouTube right now.

You're not really supposed to say that. Yeah. I was like, look, man, I'm on YouTube right now. You're not really supposed to say that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was like, look, man, I'm not going to report you or whatever, but. But, you know, you better keep your ESG scores up. I wouldn't say I want to kill somebody on YouTube. Jesus fucking Christ. I shouldn't even put that Jewish song up there. I don't know why you did that.

Yeah, I'm going to take a dump. Shit, I can't find it. All right, well, you can keep searching for it. Dick, my problem this Sunday, of course, is the Oscar ceremony, the Academy Awards. Okay. My problem is stupid award shows. They're all stupid. They're all pointless.

Yeah. They served a certain point in time when you didn't immediately have access to everyone's opinion on everything. So having a collected opinion at the end of the year was kind of interesting and novel. And now it's like, I don't care about this at all. So the collected opinions on television is outdated and useless. But if you put that in a magazine. No, because those won't be an agreed upon opinion. Those will be different.

There's no value in information. In 20 years when everything is like VR, someone's going to say like, let's do like an award ceremony. There's still value in like you know, reviews of movies and stuff to go like, should I go see the movie? That's different. I'm talking about the concept of these awards. As somebody

put it, interestingly, it used to be that the institution, people put value on institutions. Like, we, the institution, are going to tell you, the customer,

what's good. Are you talking about the Oscars? Yeah. Hollywood's going to tell you. I never thought they were about being good. That's how they said it.

That's why they put it on the box and said, you know, this is an award-winning movie. You have to see the best picture. It won best picture. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it on the box and said, you know, this is an award-winning movie. You have to see the best picture. It won best picture. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it was the institution telling the consumer, here's an accolade we gave ourselves that should elevate this marketing potential in your eyes. I mean, but it kind of does. Yeah, in like a little bit, but it's also- I'll watch an Oscar movie and go like, oh, okay, I kind of get why that was- Yeah, you know that. Well, but sometimes. They're not totally a scam.

They're not totally a scam, but they're also not. When it says best picture, it means like pretty good. It doesn't mean it's actually the best one. It's just a popularity contest. Well, that's the thing. Well, don't people take it too seriously as it goes. Who takes it too seriously? Various people put, you know, I think when the Game Awards, people always fight over

the fucking Game Awards. And I'm like, guys, you realize that this is like, none of this matters at all. Well, it works in Hollywood because everyone's beautiful and you want to see them dressed up and like loosen up. It's an event. Sure. Yeah. Game Awards.

Nobody wants to see any of you motherfuckers. Right. And they have to actually, they can't get anybody from the game industry to like show up. So they pay celebrities. Who the fuck's that guy? Yeah. So they just get. No one wants to see any of you motherfuckers. Right. And they have to actually, they can't get anybody from the game industry to show up. So they pay celebrities. Who the fuck's that guy? Yeah. So they just get. No one wants to see that shit.

Yeah. But even with the Oscars, what do you call it? Again, as I was trying to say, as it used to be the institution telling us what we like, we now live in a time where the customer is like, no, here's what you should like. I don't need to listen to you guys at all. Unfortunately, we're still in a time when, you know, these celebrities are still locked into the institutional structure. I don't know.

It's kind of interesting, I thought, this take on it. Yeah, but when Chris Rock got slapped, that basically made up for, like, all the bad Oscars. I mean, that was awesome. Yeah, how can you possibly shit on an institution that brought us that slap? I just don't know. Yeah, well, how do you have the Oscars? You have access to all these celebrities.

I feel like you could have some fun. Not just, ah, in the best picture, it's this fucking thing. Nah, because they have fun, and it's always cringe. It is so cringe. Why is it so cringe, though? Couldn't it not be cringe? Nah, it's not an environment that's conducive to making good art. Well, you know what it is?

I think that is the problem, is that they're still trying to treat the Oscars like it was in the 50s. Like, my God, A Night of Stars. Can you believe it? It should be like this throwaway, like, you know what? It doesn't really matter. Women like it, though. Do they? Women?

They love it. They like the dresses. Yeah. They're just They like the dresses. Yeah. They like to see the emotion, like the excitement and the losses and stuff. I just think it's just not for you. Well, I think there's a lot of flaws with the Oscars. Yeah, but those aren't flaws to their demographic. Those are positives.

I think if it's a night of celebrating movies, you could put a little more thought into which movie is going to win. Like less DEI stuff? Yes. How do you think that happens? Well, again, I think that does not come down to money. I think it comes down to fucking liberal guilt. The Oscars are voted on. Okay, you explain how it works then.

No, you. The Oscars are being voted on by a bunch of old white guys, and they go, eh, we should probably... No, it's not. What are you talking about? It's Academy members. They are not old white guys. Well, they're old Jewish guys. Well...

It's white guys and Jewish guys. You can't call... It's not only Jews in Hollywood, okay? It's a lot of old Jewish guys and old white guys. And a couple that snuck in. A couple ladies snuck in there as well. And they go, ah, you know,

we might as well vote. Who stole your bike? I don't know. A white guy. The guy from the Briggs commercial. That's who's voting on the Oscars. A bunch of robbers from the Briggs commercial elected moonlight king. That's why we get these terrible fucking things Where like Crash wins best picture

Or the green book Crash was a good movie Really? Yeah I watched it it was good The racist one Where only the Mexican man is the good guy That's accurate So Crash had won also the green book

And Sandra Bullock the white woman is the worst one I mean I find it very funny that Spike Lee, when they could have actually given an Oscar to an actual famous black director, but instead they just always give it to someone. You know, first, the year he did Do the Right Thing, he wasn't even nominated in a Driving Miss Daisy one. Driving Miss Daisy's a better movie. Driving Miss Daisy's better than Do the Right Thing? Yeah. Spike Lee's movies are retarded.

They're like, they're fucking stupid. Driving Miss Daisy's also kind of retarded. What's that Spike Lee movie with Lauren? An old white lady learns to not be as racist because Samuel L. Jackson drives her around a little bit? That would be a way better version of Driving Miss Daisy. It's not Samuel L. Jackson. I guarantee you, Samuel L. Jackson was not an even-tempered...

It's, what's his name? Margaret Freeman, right? It would have been... Bitch! What the fuck? They should have done that. Pulp fiction? Now I know you ain't got no motherfucker. I have Pulp Fiction on here as well. I'm a race car in the red, Miss Daisy!

I'm a TNT-laying motherfucker, motherfucker. Would have been a much better movie. I mean, like, just the famous things that they got wrong. Forrest Gump winning over Pulp Fiction. Come on, that's the worst thing ever. What? Wait, what? For Best Picture, Forrest Gump won.

Not Pulp Fiction? Yeah, that's way better. Way better movie than Pulp Fiction. Forrest Gump is better than Pulp Fiction? Yes. It's like a whole generational trauma in one movie told through the perspective of a retarded, of a beloved actor who's playing a passable retarded man. Why the fuck would Pulp Fiction be better than that?

Are you joking right now? No. Dude, fuck. Because it's out of order? Oh, man. I like when he ran. He's still alive. He, fuck. Alright. Because it's out of order? Oh, man. I like when he ran. He's still alive. He ran across the country. Why would Pulp Fiction

win an Oscar over Pulp Fiction is like a groundbreaking fucking film that like redefines cinema. Forrest Gump is just a retarded guy running around and eating shrimp or whatever the fuck. It's a way better movie. Alright. You're nuts. Best director, famously You should talk to the white guys that right. You're nuts. Best director famously.

You should talk to the white guys that vote. All right. Who should have won best director? Apocalypse Now or Kramer vs. Kramer. Probably Kramer vs. Kramer. One of the greatest cinematic spectacles ever put on screen. Labor of Love. Are you mad that the movies that you like didn't win Oscars?

These are famous like Oscar snubs. You can't show contempt for a ceremony and then be envious of the winners. This is why you show contempt for the ceremony. You're right. At a certain point, you realize none of this matters. I don't care who got second in the cock sucking contest. Well, I would like to meet that gentleman. I didn't say it was men.

Of course, it was men. Of course it's men. A guy's going to suck a cock way better than any lady. Why? Because they know what a cock feels like, to have a cock. What a cock feels like? I don't know how to suck a cock. No, but I'm saying I'm sure that gay guys who do suck a lot of cock are probably better at it than women.

Oh, man. I don't know. You think the best cocksucker in the world is a man? I think the best cocksucker in the world would be someone with a penis. Hmm. Because they know wouldn't, like, the best, uh,

like, what's a better, what's a good example? The best piano player in the world isn't a piano. The best piano player in the world has a piano, dick. Fucking idiot. I'm sure the best cocksucker woman in the world could get access to a cock when she wants. You know what? That would be a good experiment, is to have a lady who's real good at sucking cock and

a guy who's real good at sucking cock. One guy gets his cock sucked by both and then he says blindfolded through a wall. And he's gay? He's bi. He's okay with either. Is he going to know? You think he would know a guy's mouth from a lady's mouth? I hope so. I mean,

hopefully it would be through a wall and maybe he couldn't know. And he has to shave first, I guess. It could be a very tiny guy mouth. I think I could tell a guy's mouth from my penis. Well, maybe we should put that to the test. Maybe we can fund Ken Dick figure out whose mouth is on his penis. I'm sure I would know if it was a guy sucking my cock or a woman.

There's a good premise there. There's not a good premise. There you go. All right. It's only a good premise if it's a fucking guy sucking my cock or a woman. There's a good premise there. It's not a good premise. It's only a good premise if it's a fucking man sucking my cock. That's a good point. Anyway, the point is all these award shows are stupid and a waste of time. But you want the one you wanted to win still. No. Well, I don't want it to win.

It shows that you can't put stock in it. Because it got second? The second best movie of the year is like. It was nominated. But, you know. Is that not second place? Well, that means there's what? Four runners up?

It's a runner up. It's not second. Nominated. Yeah. You don't call it second place if there's four other people in second place. Do you not believe that? Well, Matt Barr is Emmy nominated. So, I don't put any stock in that shit. He keeps crowing about that.

Sean's Emmy nominated. Oh, Sean's Emmy nominated? I don't know. Sean does good work. All right. Well, I'm just saying people who are, you know, getting all up. You're right. You should not go, oh, my God, what a historic snub,

because they've done it so many times before. It's a waste of time. And, again, with the Game Awards, everyone goes, oh, that shouldn't have won. That shouldn't have won. You got to go, listen, guys, the guy's voting on this again. Game Awards are dumb. No one cares. And the people voting on it are idiots.

Again, a bunch of old Jews who probably haven't seen half the movies and they just pick the one that has the most black people in it because they feel guilty. Whoa! That's what happens. That's why those movies win. Whoa! Whoa! They go, I didn't see Crash

What's it about Racism It's pretty accurate though The racism in Crash It's been a long time since I've seen Crash I do not remember enjoying it Did you see it before you moved to LA You gotta watch it now

It's an LA movie Now you'll get it That gardener deserves better. He didn't take her key or whatever. Doesn't she lose her key to the gardener? Yeah. Oh, he's a home security guy. He's installing home security.

He doesn't have a leaf blower. That's not in the movie Crash. I don't know, man. My problem is stupid award shows, Dick. Like the streamies? The webbies? That's a bad one. That's a bad one?

YouTube's... What if you won an award, though? Then you'd change your tune pretty fast. I wouldn't. I don't think I'd put a lot of stock in it. What if you won an Oscar

for best defense of ESG mafia? I mean, you use it for... I use it for marketing. Star Realms won a South by Southwest 2013 Tabletop Game of the Year. There you go.

Sounds great. And then you go, isn't South by Southwest a music festival? And you're like, yeah. It's an American festival. Okay. And you guys won their best board game award. Yeah. It's a very prestigious category at South by Southwest.

I think you're just uncomfortable with accolades in general. Well, I don't have very many of them. I was in a short film that won a couple awards. Yeah. Yeah. You're the prom king. What? Weren't you?

What does that have to do with a film award? That's an accolade. Homecoming. Homecoming. No, not prom. Prom's after. You know what I do take a little bit of pride in? Tiny bits.

That was your comment on my film winning an award is an insult and then talking about yourself? It's just like- What award did your film win yeah exactly i wasn't paying attention everybody's short film has won a fucking award i don't think it's possible to make a short film and not win an award i think you could surprise yourself i've been in la and every i remember a guy sent me a script and i went oh god this is the worst script ever script ever. And then like two years later, you've made super killer. No, shut up. Two years later he goes, Oh, we won all these awards. I'm like off that.

All right. Super killer is great. I did win battle of the bands in high school and that felt like a, that's a good high school moment, right? Yeah. So you can't shit on award ceremonies. They're fun. I'm saying they're fun, but people put too much stock in them and they treat them with too

much gratitude to us. Who? The Academy itself does. Why do you think that? Because you're envious of Hollywood. That's why. You want to be a part of the award ceremony. No, I don't want to be a part of the award ceremony. I want to be part of the writer's room.

I think I would have a lot of fun writing with a team. You don't want to stress yourself out, though. What do you mean? You have to write one episode every couple of years. Okay. I told you about a copy of Enemy Weapon, right? Who did? The lady who wrote Dallas.

Dallas? Soap opera? Yeah, it's really confusing. How'd you figure that out? Because when people buy a copy, I wouldn't normally do this, but it was like a Beverly Hills address. And I went, who the fuck is my in to get in Hollywood? Well, no, I was just like,

do I have a fan who lives in Beverly Hills? I assume it was like somebody local or something. I'm like, oh, that's cool. Maybe somebody I know. And also, you know, Beverly Hills is famously like a super rich area. Well, that's what I'm saying I'm like do we have like

that's why I was so confused I was very confused because I'm like no rich person is listening to this fucking show and I looked it up this show? yeah

Dave Hoffman's listening to this that's true he's trying to learn how he could be more you know right I probably shouldn't

I probably shouldn't Google people's addresses but I was like just curious I'm like well who's in Beverly Hills and I looked up the name I was like, well, who's in Beverly Hills? And I looked up the name.

I was like, yeah, it's the lady who wrote Who Shot J.R.? The most famous episode of Dallas. Who was that? And I'm like, I still don't understand. I actually sent her an email, and I'm like, hey, this is weird. You want to look at my script? How did you? No, I didn't say that. I mean, in the back of my head, I'm like, maybe I can be friends with her.

But I was like, how did you find I didn't say that I mean the back of my head I'm like maybe I can be friends with her but uh I was like how did you find this game or something because I don't sell a lot of copies of that card game and uh she answered the email in kind of a cryptic way where I don't really understand it and then she bought another copy for her grandson so she clearly liked it uh and the only the only possible explanation I can have is that I left one copy at a kebab shop in Highland Park. Okay. And I actually did sell a copy to somebody. And I was like, hey, how'd you find out about the game? He's like, oh, I found it at this kebab shop.

And we all played it. It was funny. I'm like, oh, cool. Hey, that actually worked. So I guess this lady bought like a pita. I assume this lady from Beverly Hills, a famous writer, bought a PETA. Not famous. And then took my game off the shelf and went, ah, this is kind of funny.

Maybe I'll go buy one online. No, she is kind of famous. Like, she has a... Hold on. You're trying to find the name of the lady who wrote it? Yeah. I can't. You gotta go to IMDB or something.

No, she has a Wikipedia. She's like... And she ran... I know, but I can't research it. Here, I'll find the name real quick. You don't have to say it. I guess it doesn't matter. You're saying it is.

It doesn't matter. It's the lady who wrote Who Shot JR. She was like the head of the script writing lecturing department at UCLA. Wow. I was like, hey, it's kind of cool that she thinks my game is funny, I guess. So yeah, that was pretty cool. Script writing at UCLA. I don't think she works there anymore. No. I think this was like, that was pretty cool. Script writing at UCLA. I don't think she works there anymore.

I think this was like, she's old now, dude. She wrote for Dallas. She's probably like 70 or something. Wow. Yeah, it was pretty cool. So yeah. Okay. For some reason, the lady wrote to Shachar about my stupid card game. But she bought another copy!

She said, send it to my grandson. I don't know if I should say that, but I don't know. It's kind of cool. Doxing. It's interesting. Okay, my problem is vegan. I wonder if I can get her on the show. We can ask about Dallas.

I don't know anything about Dallas. Famously a huge Dallas fan. I just know the Simpsons. Exactly. She shot Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns was a ripoff of that. Vegan donuts. Like, my girlfriend's been getting vegan donuts for so long.

Yeah. I didn't know they were vegan. Is that the ones I saw? Were they like little ball donuts? No, those are mochi nuts. Mochi nuts are good. They're not vegan. Aren't those good?

I don't know if they're vegan or not. They're good, but she's been getting these donuts for so long, and I was used to them And then she got donuts from a new place This week And I take a bite out of it And I was like Oh fuck

These are bad I remember why Donuts are so good What the fuck is wrong with the donuts That you've been getting for years And she goes Well those are vegan And I said

Never get them again That place you guys Every time I come over There's like a box of donuts Those were vegan donuts all the time getting for years. And she goes, well, those are vegan. And I said, never get them again. Every time I come over, there's like a box of donuts. Those were vegan donuts all the time? Those were vegan, it comes to find out. Yeah. Okay, a donut is butter and flour. I don't know how vegans work, but... Well, there's not going to be

any butter in it, so they have to find a butter substitute, right? I didn't know that. So it's probably like oil? So I've been eating bogus... Probably like oil in water? I've been eating bogus donuts for years. Well. I think a good...

It should be illegal. Don't you think? I don't think it should be illegal. I think people are allowed to make... It should be illegal to sell it and not have just vegan be the number one. Yeah, Tom's Vegan Donuts should be the name of it. It should be the number one thing. Right.

You shouldn't even be allowed, it's like champagne. You shouldn't be allowed to call it donuts because it's veguts or something. Yeah. Call it something else. Champagne has to come from the Champagne region of France, right? Yeah. Yeah. It should be like that.

Which I don't think they, do they still uphold that? You have to call it sparkling white wine. How would they possibly uphold it? Well, no, I think you have to call it sparkling white wine if it's not actually from Champagne, France. So do that, but for donuts. Right. You would have to call them vegan nuts or something. Yeah.

Before we do any of this UBI stuff that you're talking about, we've got to figure out how to... That I'm talking about, because I'm the one pushing UBI. Yeah. Yeah. Me and my friends. In your own way. Me and my friends. You and your friends.

At Kotaku and Sweet Baby Yeah I'm gonna be so mad reading the comments on this episode Because you are defending them I'm not defending them You're pretending like it's an insane conspiracy I want information You have it all, it's right there

It's condescending That's why people will rightfully abuse you in the comments. I'm not being condescending. Why don't you take it and arrange it into a loving article format? Because we did that. Every time we give you election fraud, you laugh at it. And distribute it globally to the readers. You got your first article, Dick.

There you go. No, no, no, no. I'm not going to write. Well, then no one will ever know the truth. Because the only way to get out information is with a slow periodical. Republicans do. Conservatives and non-liberals know the truth. But liberals are...

Oh, they're good at getting the truth out? They know what's going on. They know what's going on. Non-liberals look at a bunch of fat women with dyed short hair, and they know immediately what's going on. The Republicans. All of the Republicans. Non-liberals. Non-liberals.

Non-liberal media. Right. Non-liberals. Non-media. Stop adding words to it. When I want the straight dope, I know I can tune in to a guy like Tim Pool, you know, and he can go. No, he's liberal.

I'm going to tell you. Tim Pool is liberal. He's very liberal. Sure. He's also wormed his way into non-liberal circles. Oh, he's part of it. He's part of it. Yeah, he is.

You guys have all the fun you want with Gamergate 2. I don't care. Do whatever you want. It's not fun. We're just trying to... You're having fun. We're trying to protect ourselves from you, flaggers like you, and these sweet baby people. I'm going to urge you guys to, there are serious problems that can be solved. Black lesbians.

This lawsuit, this guy suing to make sure white guys can get hired to work on shows. He won that. The stuff, he hasn't won it yet. Oh, there's one today that he won. Oh. That a guy won, that a white guy won. I will have to read that. The lawsuits against Harvard to make sure.

That's an Asian people problem. That's not us. This also affects white people. Yeah, but Asian people have that. Yeah, you get a leg up as a Hispanic, so you should be fighting against that. I already went to college. I don't care. You already went to college.

What do you care? These problems are out there. Uh, there are, these problems are out there. Uh, I think the problem of a company willingly hiring a consulting firm and possibly following their advice of their own volition. See, no one believes that even you believe what you're saying. I genuinely believe that it is optional to hire these people. When you say genuinely, we know you're lying. Because not every company hires them.

Some of the big ones choose to because they have been convinced that there are, you know, ESG scores. PR blunders. If you think there's something more important than getting free money from a hedge fund, you're insane. Okay, but here's the thing is that they're already doing that. For like, okay, for instance, one of the things that they said is like, God of War already made one of the Viking ladies black.

Sweet Baby didn't do that. The only thing Sweet Baby did was make it so the black lady, I don't know, got different lines of dialogue. But that doesn't bring up your ESG score. They don't track that. Hiring the consultant brings up your ESG score. Okay. What do you mean okay? Prove it.

You don't even know. Prove what? How ESG scores work? Yeah, prove how ESG scores are calculated. Show me something that says, did you hire a consulting firm? If so, you get plus five points. I'm sure hedge funds are notoriously honest, right? Hedge funds, you would say?

I. Yes or no? If you had to rank serial rapists and hedge fund managers, who would you say is more honest? All of this relies on me just believing you because it's fun. We don't care if you believe. Okay. The non-liberals know this is happening, and we're just going to use it to mock you for saying stupid shit. But you don't know it's happening.

You think it's happening, okay? What's that say? ESG risk. You see that? I'm not going to even look at it. Company ESG risk ratings. Okay. Nintendo's ESG risk ratings. Stock to Vito, Morningstar.

Okay. And how did they arrive at this number? Just call them up. Hedge fund guys. No, let's see. Does it say? Hedge fund guys are notoriously honest, straightforward. They wouldn't drown a kid to make a dollar. I'm sure they'll tell you the straight up reason why, uh, how their ESG score is calculated.

Okay. It's not a measure of- It's possible hiring a consulting firm brings up your ESG score. I just think that would be very easy to find that information and prove it. It's easy to- it's totally easy to find that information and prove it. It's totally easy to measure environmental impact. That's like a non-subjective, totally objective score that you could arrive at. How does the company know that hiring this consulting firm will bring up their ESG score? That was communicated to them in some way.

Are you aware of marketing? You buy the right beer, you're going to get laid? You understand how marketing works? But there's not a single person within any organization who can come out and say, oh, well, the way you can raise your ESG score is hiring these guys, because the second you hire them,

it goes on like this report, and that brings you up five points. How do you think the world works? How do you think that woman's getting a TED Talk where she says, terrify your executives into making the right call that woman's getting a TED Talk where she says, terrify your executives into making the right call? It was not a TED Talk.

It was a game developer conference. Right. That's the right part. That's the part that you should be focusing on if you're deflecting. She's doing marketing. She's saying, well, if you don't hire us, anything could happen. Yeah. And somehow we have an ESG score on Morningstar.

Sustainalytics. Okay. What could that possibly mean? All of it's bullshit. E, the S, and the G. All bullshit. But I'm sure they have some sort of video game scoring algorithm. I think that the way the algorithm works, if it works the way you're talking about,

it would be very not impossible to find that information and just present it. Instead of just speculating. that information and just present it instead of just speculating. The way that you think these companies work at this level with trillions of dollars involved is farcically fantastic.

You don't think there's a single person in any of these marketing firms who's a little bit cynical and goes, this is kind of stupid. And if somebody asks me how it works, I'll go, yeah, you know, we gotta hire these guys. Loose lips and a Project Veritas guy will come in and get them on camera talking about how it works. You've got Project Veritas.

Why doesn't he just get these guys, get them liquored up, tell them he's going to blow them, and then they spill all their secrets. What would they spill? They would say, oh, why do you guys hire those sweet baby guys? And I go, oh, it's great. We've got a great deal. Black Rock. They say if you hire these guys, we'll bring your ESG score up 10 points.

Just get that. Is it the 10 that you're focusing on? Like, do you need it to be a concrete number? I want... How the fuck do you think hedge funds work? I want to... If the score is just going up by virtue of having diversity in the content, you know? Okay, but then you don't need to hire

Sweet Baby to do that. You can just put a black person in there. But what if your competitors are hiring them? I better hire them too. I better be more diverse than them. Okay, but you could just do that by just saying the game's just all black people. If it's true that the most important thing is to just bring up your ESG

score, why do they not just make every game all black and gay people? Have you not seen Netflix during February? Have you not fucking seen Netflix during February? Why is not fucking seen Netflix during February? Why is Aragorn black? All right. You're right.

There's no more white people. You're such a team guy. There's no more white people in video games. They got rid of all the whites. I love my team. It's amazing they can get you to root against your self-interest for no money. Because you're smarter than us. They've trained you to need to be smarter than us.

Liberals, right? And that's the payoff? Every movie I see, I went to go see Dune and I was like, ah, you know, all black people all the way down. There was a white guy. There's a lot of white guys in Dune. The bad guy and the good guy.

Well, yeah, both bad guys. That's a much better way of putting it. So you got to go back about 60 years to find a property that's not been taken over by DEI? Well, Super Killer stars a white guy. And a, what is it? God, what's her ethnicity? Persian or something. And a Persian lady.

But she's basically a white lady. No. What do you mean or something? Persian and a Persian lady. Uh-huh. But she's basically a white lady. No. What do you mean no? She's not a white lady. Persians aren't white. Well, no, but I'm saying like for appearance's sake. Bouncing leg problem.

There's instances where it's not always a problem. There was this one time in high school where uh you know i was like i was like horny as a as a high school kid might be and uh yeah i had a boner in the middle of class and i was able to kind of like work it against my thigh okay this is child pornography that you really thought you're describing you really wanted to call in and tell us well sometimes you have a restless leg it's just a way of masturbating in school tell me a story about a 15 year old boy jacking off in school it's fucking child porn you fucking freak you sick freak a magazine veto all right there's no way you're gonna make a magazine thanks in under a year let alone quarterly well i'm not working on it now it's just an idea floating out there. Dick is wrong on this.

Thank you. A magazine, a physical magazine, would be sick. Make it exclusive. Try to keep the price down, $12 to $15 quarterly, you know, typical. $12. But you could totally get away with $25 even. I've said it before. I'll say it again.

I think you could get away with $20, $25 even. I've said it before. I'll say it again. I think you could get away with it. Maybe not, but I think so. You know why? Because a magazine isn't the same thing as reading an article on your phone. Yeah. It's worse. No, it's better. It's like a different experience.

Because of how you consume them, where you consume them. Magazines are made for shitting and smoking cigars news articles on your phone are made for not getting out of bed and ignoring your girlfriend they're very different situations that you want to sit down and read these

I don't have to explain how books work and why you would prefer a book over something digital yes they are try to actually make it happen okay so how many magazines do you own for everyone who likes the idea how many fucking magazines do you have within two years give it a shot i have a lot of magazines recently well no because they don't make them anymore they do and that guy doug and anthony did it yeah i guess i should get doug and anthony's magazine you don't think liberals

have tried to do this magazine shit like all my friends are writers i know i know but like i think it would be different i think and also we're in an interesting this okay we are in an interesting space who's we me you and me you this whole youtube uh podcasting comedy whatever thing we know interesting people uh yeah you're right when they do these liberal magazines it's like and it's doug crux you know from fucking walla walla washington and he's here to tell you about his trans son's uh journey into womanhood or whatever yeah and you're like okay well I don't want to read that But uh I think there's interesting guys Who have

There's a portion of them That's going untapped It's all just streams It's streams and podcasts And those have value in like videos or whatever But I think the written word has value And honestly if you're writing Just put it on the internet

Nobody reads it It's not a thing I think these written word has value. And honestly, if you're writing, just put it on the internet. Nobody reads it. It's not a thing. Because it's not any good, what you're writing. I think these guys are good writers. If no one's reading it, then it's not good. It's trash. People were reading it. I think people's tastes have changed.

So they don't want what's being written anymore? I don't think they want it in the digital form. They need it on a piece of paper. You don't have a printer? No, honestly. A lot of You don't have a printer? No, honestly. A lot of people don't have a printer right now. Keon told me that, actually.

When I first met him, he goes, you want me to print this? I got a printer at home. He goes, that's how I know you're rich, because you have a printer at home. I said, I don't think that's right. Bro, I never print anything. I have a printer, but I rarely use it because it's such a pain in the ass. Okay, here we go. Oh my god.

Okay. He ruined the bit. The bit was ruined. I ruined it. Is the niggler claiming responsibility for this? I don't even have anything clever planned. Okay. You never do.

You never have. That's kind of your thing, niggler. We got another 30 seconds of this. Yeah. Okay. We know you're on scot-free for the next six months. Six months on scot-free. Oh, he's going to niggle me.

Wow. He's humping air towards you. I can tell. I can feel it. You know what I like about the niggler? He just powers through. He commits to niggling us both. Thank you, niggler.

Vito, how have you not figured out how to weaponize the fact that every time you talk about a visceral body fluid or something gross, Dick is on the verge of throwing up? You're right. I think that you can counter Vito's booty with something like, hey, what will gross Dick out this week? How about every time he pulls out the treasure chest, I just start jacking off? Would that be a good bit? I mean, it's not about fluids, though. Get banned from YouTube pretty quick with that. All right, last one.

All right, one more. All right, Vito. So you brought in the confirmation bias thing a couple weeks ago. Yeah. That is the perfect example of confirmation bias. And, you know, Dick fell for it, hook, line, and sinker. You don't fall for sociological experiments. That was a quintessential definitional example of confirmation bias.

It was great. But then you bring in this moonwalking bear thing, and it has nothing to do with the problem. Neither did the other one. It kind of makes me think that both times you were just trying to trick Dick, and then the first time it just coincidentally was actually a good example of the problem, whereas this time it was completely irrelevant to distracted children. It had nothing to do with it.

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Overworked, Magna, manga artists. Yes. Stupid award shows. Stupid award shows. Okay. Stupid award shows. Dick shows Okay Stupid award shows Dick starting Gamergate 2 Diversity Extortion mafia

Condoning I think that Why's the real reason you are so resistant To what is obviously happening Is it Trump? No What is it? There's a number of reasons I don't want there to be a Gamergate 2

Okay But you keep saying Gamergate 2 Okay? But you keep saying Gamergate 2 Yes I've seen people say that It's just all stupid It's so stupid And the journalists causing it are stupid It's just stupidity all the way down

They should starve Journalists Sure Yeah Yeah Right? Yeah Okay

Most And vegan donuts Not my friends though They'll be spared Well, break an omelette Because I have to write for my magazine You gotta make a few eggs Yeah. Right? Okay. Most. And vegan donuts. Not my friends, though. They'll be spared. Well, break an omelet. Because I have to write for my magazine. I'm going to make a few eggs. Diversity mafia.

Extortion mafia. Okay. Go to biggestproblem.show to vote on these. Now we'll do superchats. You don't have to leave a comment calling me like a cuck, like a party guy. I already can assume that, you know? You know... Because if right now you're typing out...

When I'm honest about mine... Right now, if you're typing out, like, a big thing about... Vito just doesn't see the truth right in front of his eyes, and he asks for evidence and information in order to be sure of what's going on. No, I just... Why don't you just send me... If it's all happening...

Same with the election fraud shit. If it's all happening. It's a trick. They want you to waste your time giving them evidence. They know they cheated. They know they're lying. Okay. They want you dead.

They want you wasting time. They want you dead. I want you all dead. That's it. Yeah. I hope you die. You do. I'm a hunter.

I know you do. What a great show. I can't have you guys die paying my bills at this point of this fucking show. Then UBI doesn't work. My Soros checks stopped coming in. I don't know what I did wrong. And then I got a very stern message from Bill Gates saying he's going to deactivate my anti-vaccine ship and I'm going to perish with the rest of you.

See, I know when I say crazy shit that people are going to hate. I'm not worried about the blowback. Crazy shit, I said. I said crazy shit. Yeah, what you're saying is crazy. I said I just don't believe it without evidence and that's crazy. You got all the evidence right there. Okay. The woman The woman.

The woman going in Discord asking for people's names. The doxing shit. Liberal journalists do. Because they're evil. The PR pieces that they write for their friends. There's a lot of... The ESG shit's happening right there, right in front of your eyes. They're bragging

about it. They're bragging about not hiring white guys. Oh my god. They're bragging about it. They're bragging about not hiring white guys and they're demanding that they be beaten and assaulted in the street. And you still, what was the evidence? Okay, what do you want to have happen? What's happening?

Okay. What do you mean, what do I want to have happened? You want to get rid of these consulting firms. I don't care. They're never going to go away. We should get rid of ESG scores i don't care we they're never gonna go away you get rid of esg scores uh that's not happening yeah i think that i think they could naturally be less i mean let's be clear people are investing in the companies to make money they're not just investing

it for the sake of diversity who who's who's they uh people like black if black rock starts losing money they're gonna have a very bad time. BlackRock can't lose money. They own the entire government. They're investing in people that they want to shape society. Okay. What do you mean okay? Again, you're super condescending, but then when you get it back, you start-

They're a private equity firm. They try to make profit. If they're not making profit, they're going to have a bad time. They can't make more profit. They try to make profit. If they're not making profit, they're going to have a bad time. They can't make more profit. They own the entire government. So you're saying at this point, BlackRock is not making any decisions based on profitability. It's all based on trying to craft a societal, liberal, whatever. They have so much money that profit for them means shaping society in a way that keeps all the wealth in their hands.

They have so much money that it's not about picking winners and losers, it's about making winners and losers. And you accomplish that by giving the black Viking and god of war more lines of dialogue. Yes. Okay. Nail veto in the fucking comments.

The condescension for a guy that lost so much money in stocks is unreal. I haven't lost. I'm up. Un-fucking-real. What are you talking about? You're even now. You said last week you were down a shitload.

I was even, and now I'm up. Yeah. I'm in the green. Let me check where I'm at right now. Let it lose. Let it fucking lose. I'm doing good. Everybody keep buying hymns.

Keep buying Palantir. This is not financial advice. I'm doing good Everybody keep buying hymns Keep buying Palantir This is not financial advice Doing great There's a lot of tension in the room right now Not from me there's not You're just nervous about what people are going to say I don't give a shit A lot of hostility

There's a lot of accusations going around From you you're saying you're crazy I'm on. From you. You're saying you're crazy. And I'm on a team. I'm on a team. Koof for two. Thank you for not killing yourselves. Thank you, Koof. Moon Milk for $20.

$20 for some Joshua Moon. Uh-oh. Also, are you guys okay with Clippers? Yeah, clip the show. Vito, try Carnivore or 80% Carnivore. I lost seven pounds a week. Cuss it. Shout out to Ralph.

He'll be running one of my stories about local corruption soon. Should we do Null? You want to hear Null saying he's going to kill me? Yeah. I don't even... I mean, play it. It's just like nuts. Well, I mean, you were wished a million suicides, though.

Okay, yeah, this is potentially criminal. Potentially criminal. So these guys all obsess over hating Nick Ricada because he enjoys alcohol, right? I mean, he gets pretty wasted, but I don't think that's why they're hating on him. I think, I don't know why they hate Nick so much. Well, okay, so Null broke up with Again, I don't have the full story I believe that Null was mad at Nick

Because Nick is friends with Drexel And Drexel went on a date with a lady to a BDSM dungeon Well, Drexel's black That's why It has nothing to do with it Okay, well, apparently, I don't know They had a falling out They're obsessed with the size of black men's penises

Right? Yeah, but I don't know. They had a falling out. They're obsessed with the size of black men's penises. Right? Yeah, but I don't think that's accurate. Well, that's why I'm saying I don't completely understand. Yeah, I don't know. It's hard to... See, unlike Null, who will say, this is the reason they hate her in July, we actually go, I don't actually understand what's going on, and I'm very open to hearing what it is.

I think Null and Nick were very close, and Null gets dog walked By his forum a lot Yeah they force him to ruin Every relationship he has with a certain Father figure Right Cause they're like jealous that

You're a good dad I thought I'm still a good dad I know you're still a good dad but unfortunately Your internet son is running around For all my sons. Except for Vickers. He was a bad man. Your internet son's kind of off the leash.

Is he really divorced? Yeah. According to the documents, it says as of December 2023, which is only like two months ago, a divorce between him and Mrs. Vickers was finalized. I don't know who won in that one. Also, did they default on their Are they splitting up their fucked up kids?

They have three records of trying to file for bankruptcy. I'm sure they learned on the first one and now all the rest of the kids are good. They didn't raise any serial killers and pedophiles or whatever. There are some people who get caught up in the fun of engaging in this internet blood sports.

Yeah, being e-famous. And don't realize that their lives are, and their personal relationships are quickly deteriorating and dying. And he owed the IRS like a lot of, at least like $250,000. I thought it was $315,000 or something. I don't remember. That was the total debts. And that was the negotiated debt.

So at first he owed the IRS, I think, $200,000-something. And the Franchise Tax Board of California, $150,000. How do you end up owing the Franchise Tax Board that much? Because you don't pay taxes. That's how. You don't pay taxes for five, six years. That's how. Even still.

Man. Okay. Are his kids on welfare now? Thickers? Well, hopefully they're out of that. That's out. Even still. Man. Okay. Are his kids on welfare now? Vickers? Well, hopefully they're out of the house. That means I'm paying more for child support for Vickers kids than Ralph. Get him on UBI.

You are paying child support. I'm paying for Vickers kids. I'm getting fucking taxed to death. You're everybody's dad. So Vickers Kids can eat Disney flavored ice cream. What the fuck? Get a job, Vickers. I'm sure you'd get a job as a professional pie eater or something,

you fat prick. There's so much. Sell your little newsboy hat. God. People have no idea how hard it is to do this show. He's like one year younger than me or older than me, too. Vickers is my age. Yeah. And I am doing so much better than him. Well, you don't have a daughter

that, uh, well... Uh... What? Why are you so... You just spent two hours calling the audience stupid conspiracy theories, but you can't say, what do you think about Vickers? No, I don't like Vickers. Horrible dad.

He fucked up on his daughter, and now he's totally fucking the rest of his kids. He spent the last money they had trying to fuck the dad of his grandson and totally fucked up his own family. Do you know how fucking funny that is? I mean, I guess I just feel I don't know. Yeah it's How fucking bad

of a dad are you? Wow he's like a divorce. He's like a crazy person. I spent a year or two of my life and our last dollars trying to alienate

the father of my daughter's son. Off my daughter's sex tape. Yeah. Yeah you know like

Kardashian. What would that be his grandson? Off my grandson's... Sex tape. Yeah. Yeah, you know, like Kardashian. What would that be? His grandson? Of my grandson's father's... Mother's sex tape. The father of my grandson, I'm trying to destroy his internet career to make one for myself. Oh, wow. How long has he been on the internet? Long, long time. How about you? Never.

Why do you think you could destroy his internet career then? Because a bunch of guys on this internet forum really hate that guy And they will take whatever they can get as ammo against him It's honestly great I can't believe they They convinced Vickers Has Vickers not been on the internet for months or something?

Didn't he like disappear? I don't know I thought like he kind of like ghosted out And everybody was like where'd he go And it's like oh he's getting a fucking divorce And you know he doesn't have his wife. And he went on a Disney cruise. The low budget Disney cruise where they

shovel you in. Just a creepy guy in a Mickey Mouse boat paddling you out. He is a creep, man. 100% he molested. I mean, all this stuff is just the internet, huh? But he wasn't molesting his wife. That's what he should have been molesting. It's like before the internet existed

These people were just out there Obviously this is all just my opinion Opinion and speculation Can't afford a wife The Ralph of Mail has been stacking W's I told him not to fuck with Ralph At the very beginning I said Well just you know log off

Don't fuck with Ralph I would have said listen You got a kid there At the very beginning, I said, well, just, you know, log off. Don't fuck with Ralph. I would have said, listen. He'll win. You got a kid there. You want to give him the best life possible. I don't think that kid is going to benefit from you and his dad. Yeah, kill yourself. I don't think your grandfather and your dad having a stupid internet feud for points is going to contribute to the well-being of that child.

Oh, man. If you want to make money, well-being of that child. Oh, man. If you want to make money, if you want to get fame. You match with his wife on Bumble or something? He should have just done what I would have done with a kid. Just force him to make TikToks if you want to get internet fame. He tried, but he wanted the fame. He wanted the fame. He should have said, well, you like making sex tapes,

why don't you make a couple more sex tapes for the old man? Wait, who is he communicating to? His daughter. Oh, God. Jesus Christ. Why? Is that not what you're saying? No, I meant to his...

I used the grandson, you know, put him in TikTok. I don't want the grandson in pornography. What are you talking about? That's disgusting. Come on. All right, so Nell's going to tell this lawyer how he's going to murder me, I guess. It's amazing. Lost the house?

I don't even know if it's true, though. Well, this is a breaking story. I'm sure we'll have more developments soon. Yeah, but I did notice his wife changed her profile picture like two days before the divorce. That's a bad sign. She definitely divorced him because he won't. Did she ever comment on any of this? Like, was she ever a part of it?

She was one of the main aggressors. So why would they get a divorce? I wonder what suddenly changed. Well, because they're both psychotic pieces of shit. Yeah. That's why. They probably got in a big fight about how they spent all their money trying to take Ralph down and it didn't work. Look at how bad of parents they are to drive their daughter to, like, totally abandoning, like, doing anything to get away from her life.

They're really, really bad parents. There's a lot of just, like, stuff that is just kind of sad, you know? Where you're just like, man, just... What do you mean? What's that? Sad? Well, again, like, yeah, they ruined this girl's life. They're fucking around. It's like, this is people's lives. Don't do this shit.

There's a kid. There's a kid. Who cares? I know. Who cares about anybody? I know you don't care. I get it. You don't really either.

I feel bad for Ralph's kid. He's in that terrible household. Why? He's got Ralph of male genes. He could do whatever he wants. He's totally fucking invincible. One day, he's going to, like a mutant superpower, it'll manifest. What did you say to me?

I'm not saying Ralph and Mel Jeans don't have value. Ralph and Mel Jeans are the fucking most valuable source of power. It's like the spice in Dune. I'm not going to reinterpret this situation as a superhero origin story as you are now casting it. What other way is there to look at it? Born from a god. Forced into poverty with a horrible family. Ralph, a male

too. The reckoning. Alright, let Null say he's going to kill me on YouTube. Oh, this is the, how is what Nick said different from what Null said about Dick and Vito? Oh, yeah, that's right. Null's all upset that Rikada called this guy who made a film where he rapes a- Don't get us sued.

It's me. I'm saying it. Didn't he make a movie where- I don't know. I don't know. Didn't he make a movie where he's a predator? Okay, just phrase it as Nick said it. I'm talking about a guy.

I'm a mystery guy. You're the one putting words in my fucking mouth. I'm not doing it. Didn't Nick say? Nick called that man a pedophile, I believe. And that guy did make a movie where he's a sex predator, right? I do not know. I thought that.

I thought he did. I did not follow the monograph story. I didn't know. I'm talking about a different guy. Right, it's a different guy. I'm talking about a different guy. Right. It's a different guy. I'm talking about TauntaGraph. That's the real pedophile. So Null's always saying that

Nick Cricade is a huge asshole for calling that guy a pedophile. But then Null calls you a pedophile all the time. Right. But he's justified and he's going to explain why. Okay. Let's see. Well, I mean, you were wished a million suicides though, so Oh no We're 238 for $5 saying

How is it that Nick said different from what Nola said about Dick and Vito on livestream? He's definitely called you a pedophile as well, right? No No? I thought he had Nah, he'd probably call me, like, a... Pedophile friend. He's not.

I don't know. Yeah, that would be... That would be a lot. I don't know, maybe. I don't know. I mean, that would be really weird. I'm way too in shape to be called a pedophile. Yeah, it makes more sense to call me a pedophile.

Yeah. Why are you laughing? Are you laughing at, like, the sweet to call me a pedophile. Yeah. Why are you laughing? Are you laughing at, like, the sweet bit? Just play the clip. We're 238 for $5 saying, how is it that Nick said different from what Nola said about Dick and Vito on livestream? Okay, so I can back this up. I have said before that you should not call someone a pedophile unless you have evidence for it.

You should not call someone a pedophile because pedophiles deserve to be killed. If you call someone a pedophile, you should be so convinced of this that you would be willing to take a gun and shoot them and sleep soundly afterwards. No. You shouldn't be willing to do that. That's a vigilante. Okay, okay. It's just – I am completely and totally convinced that Vito Gisualdi's a vigilante. Okay, okay. I am completely and totally convinced

that Vito Gisualdi is a pedophile. And I believe that. It's just like... I'm sorry. I'm going to play the whole thing. I'm going to play the whole thing all the way through. Sorry. You should be so convinced of this that you would be willing to take a gun and shoot them

and sleep soundly afterwards. i am completely and totally convinced that video jesualdi is a pedophile and i believe that if it were up to me if joe biden convicted him of pedophilia and said josh you're the only guy for the job we need you to take the um this colt 45 and kill him you're the only person i can think of that that can carry carry out this sentence as found in a court of law. I would say, Mr. President, it would be my distinct honor. Why is this fat asshole grinning? I don't know, man.

Potentially criminal? He looks like a fucking pedo more than you. I mean, just barely, but it's just like, no. Why is he giggling at this? I was going to say, no, if you're going to threaten to kill me, at least be kind of funny about it. He would trust Biden, the guy who sniffs little girls? Joe Biden put me in charge of it.

Like, can't you come up with, like, an interesting way you're going to kill me? And, like, I don't know, like a cool way of doing it? You're going to take a gun and shoot me? Okay. You're going to take a gun that Biden gave you and shoot me. I can't get over why this guy's fucking giggling at this. I don't know. I don't get... Go ahead.

You're the only person I can think of that can carry out this sentence as found in a court of law. He's loving it. Look at this fucking guy. I don't get it, man. What is this? There are funny ways to threaten to kill me, I'm going to say. I've had people threaten to kill me in funny ways Like, oh, that's pretty funny

Okay, wait, I'm gonna play it some more Alright I would say, Mr. President It would be my distinct honor and privilege To execute the functions of state And in Vito Gisualdi's life Because I do believe, truly, that he's a pedophile And I believe this because he said that he's a pedophile multiple

times repeatedly in different contexts. Were any of the contexts telling a criminal admitting to being a pedophile? Were all the contexts tweeting? I'm pretty sure I've definitely never said I'm a pedophile. You just did.

That was one of the many contexts. People were fucking with me, and they're like, oh, why don't you go fuck a kid or something? I'd be like, yeah, why don't you keep... You don't need to defend it. Nobody thinks you... Not even Null thinks you actually... I mean, the idea that this is... I don't know, man.

Any pedophiles confessing to it on Twitter... And doing it in like a jokey, like, yeah,, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you, you fucking... I don't know, man. Okay. Functions of state. And in Vito Giswoldi's life. Because I do believe truly that he... Just do it, then. I think you could wrestle a gun away from Noel. I mean... I think Noel weighs

500 pounds. From the tone of his voice... I think you could easily wrestle a gun away from him. Dude, the way he like at the end of this like shitty joke, I think it was this clip. He's like out of breath from his long diatribe about his magic Biden gun fantasy. He's like, and then Biden would give me a gun and then and it's a cold 45 and I'd and I'm like, oh my God, is no like super out of shape. How is he not able to like get through this sentence without like pausing and breathing heavily?

Maybe it wasn't this clip, I can't remember. Because he said that he's a pedophile multiple times repeatedly in different contexts. Okay. I'm going to say yes, Vito has a long history of... What? I'm not joking, I really will do this. A long history, like one tweet. Yeah, as far as...

I will do this? What is this? There's one tweet they have where I was like, they're like, oh yeah, okay, you think it's okay to make jokes? I'm like, no, it's not a joke. I'm definitely going to rape him. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then they go, oh man, he said that for like five years. I go, no, I said it exactly once.

To a guy... Uh-oh, he's talking about me now. Uh-oh. Shh. Is he going to kill me? I have to say guy. Uh-oh, he's talking about me now. Uh-oh, shh. Is he going to kill me? I have to say this. The, like, the Vito has been joking about this. He's been making these jokes for 10 years.

No, there was a very specific period of pretty much all those tweets from like the same week where a bunch of trolls kept going, you're friends with Mr. Girl, that means you're a pedophile. And I went, I'm not a pedophile. Mr. Girl's my friend. I don't even think he's a pedophile.

Okay? And this is ridiculous. And then they just kept saying it, and I finally went, okay, you're right. If Mr. Girl's a pedophile, he would sit a kid down and like, talk about, he would never actually get to raping them, because he would want to you know, feel their he would want to feel their like, their

tension and their fear before he fucked them and the cops would come and he'd have spent like 8 hours trying to extract If Mr. Girl was a pedophile, he would just have a website writing articles about how he's a pedophile and how he wants to legalize fucking kids because he has no filter like, we know this, he says things

and I go, why are you fucking saying that? He's like, well, because I believe, why wouldn't I say it? He's not hiding anything, that's the crazy thing it's like, well, Mr. Girl. Why wouldn't I say it? You know what's funny about Mr. Girl? He's not hiding anything. That's the crazy thing. They're like, well, Mr. Girl's always saying that because he's hiding things. I'm like, you listen to the shit that fucker says, and you think there's secret stuff he's not telling you? He said he watched Cuties. He's like, yeah, the blonde one.

She was the hottest one. And you think that there's more. And you're upset because you guys thought the same fucking thing. You knew that that's what they were saying. Which is like the constant conspiracies. But again, the narrative of, well, you know, we have to believe Vito's a pedophile because he said it for years and years and years and years and years. Guys, you have two or three tweets and look, maybe there were, I did not understand that

the internet. They just love fantasizing about being heroes. They need easy targets because they're bored and they have no actual pedophiles to go, like, fuck with. Well, there are actual pedophiles, but they're afraid of them. Why don't you just be, like, that I-fight-for-kids guy who actually goes and finds... And he gets pedophiles thrown in prison. Dude, I was watching one of his videos, and it was, like, a guy, and he's like, Dude, you sent me pictures of your eight-year-old kid naked.

Yeah. He's like, You're going to jail forever. And I'm like, Yeah, get that fucking guy. Jesus fucking Christ. No one can easily do that. But all these Kiwi Farms guys, they're afraid of confrontation. Like, they would be afraid to confront a legit pedophile. Which is weird because they genuinely.

It's not weird. No, I mean, like. It's scary. It's scary. Sure. And it takes balls. It's actually confrontation. Yes, and it takes confrontation.

They don't have that. Where he's fucking with me online and goes, fantasizing about Biden giving you a gun to shoot me takes no amount of courage or anything. It's just, I don't know what it is. It's wanting to feel like you're doing something. All these guys want to feel like, oh man, I'm like helping make the world a better place. Why? Because I called this internet comedian a pedophile. Oh, why is he a pedophile?

Well, not really, but I don't like him. Not at all, by the way, is how you say that. But he made some jokes from five years ago and then, or whatever it was. I don't know. It's all just... Sean's loving it. Potentially criminals. Laughing them.

I guess that's the only part of it that actually bothers me is the people going, oh man, we're owning him so savagely right now. And I'm like, they are. You have successfully annoyed me very well. I'm very annoyed by how stupid this is. The same way I'm annoyed by the Gamergate shit. Nah, you're not annoyed by that.

You love it. I'm very annoyed by that. You have nothing but contempt. I guess I just don't want to be annoyed by stupidity. Right, right, right. And a bunch of guys- And that way I support this because the Gamergate shit doesn't affect you at all because you feel contempt for us and demand evidence. But this annoys you because it's more dumber than what you're saying about Gamergate.

So I kind of support it. I don't know what you're getting at. You're saying this annoys me. Yes, this annoys you. Because it's so stupid. And you annoy me because what you're saying is so stupid. Well, it's because it's the you're mad game.

And you are mad. He's so mad that I'm saying this. But I'm not mad that he's saying this. I'm mad that they think I'm mad. But you are mad. So now I'm mad. Yeah. I'm not mad about this. Right. But I am mad about the ESG stuff. And I don't know if that's their goal. Is their goal to make me mad by

gaslighting a bunch of other people into making them think that I'm already mad? None of them think you're a pedophile. They just want to gas you up and laugh at you for being mad. I don't know. I do. There's too many layers to all of this. All I know is I'm like... I do, but then he's talking about me.

I want to know what he's saying about me. No, shoot me. I don't... Come on. Come try it. Why not? Let's see what happens. Show up at my door with your gun and shoot me in the head.

I don't care. I don't think you're going to do it, is the point. Okay? This is my Frank Hassel situation. Come to my house. You're a boogie in this scenario. I'm boogie in this scenario. That's not a good thing to be.

I am inviting only Null, no other like people. Null specifically. You don't know what he looks like, though. You're right. I don't know. I have an idea based on how he talks. Some died fat man shows up. Why don't you just come?

Same for Yellow Flash. Let's fight. What about, let's do it. Potentially criminal. What if he shows up? He's not going to do it. Like, that's the... See, this is the thing.

He's giggling away. A bunch of guys pretending to be tough guys on the internet to me is the gayest, stupidest fucking thing. Yeah, Biden told him that he's- If Vito was here, I'd take my Colt 45 revolver. And I'm just like- And that's- I would execute a high kick if I saw him.

So, like, I don't know if they want me to be like, oh my god, I can't believe Noel's threatening to kill me. I'm so- That's based, man. I'm annoyed by how stupid it is. That's what makes it great. Okay. Because you're annoyed. And you deserve it.

Alright. It's the only way to annoy you. You are successfully annoying me with your stupidity. Okay, what's he saying about me? I mean, sometimes your stupidity is great, though. Like when you said my comic had unlicensed reference material, that was actually, I loved that. Do more of that. What you're doing right now is coping.

Okay. I know coping. I'm coping and seething right now. Where are you coping? Not seething. Null seething. Null seething. You're coping.

I can't process any of this shit, man. I don't know what's going on anytime. And you're asking people to feed you facts about ESG shit, but you can't even process simple, you know, conspiracies here. He's trolling. Okay. Kind of, yeah. Okay. But he's doing it out of anger

See, that's the Yeah A not Noel does genuinely Hate me for some reason Yes Yeah He hates you

I think because I took you Away from him, he believes Even though he Struck all that anger At Trixie Who actually Caused the scandal Well, he also hates Trixie

Right And Mr. Girl And everybody associated with the show. And Mr. Girl and everybody associated with me. All right, here we go. And Rikita. He hates Nick Rikita. Because he said that he is a pedophile multiple times repeatedly in different contexts.

Okay. Not true. I'm going to say yes. Vito has a long history of saying, I'm not joking. I really will do this. Did it once. Do this. Say it it you pussy

Say child molester Don't cast aspersions on people And not say it Sean Come on Sean, say it Say it with your whole mouth Say it with your guts It's one of these things where they go Alright, alright, you've defended yourself enough

We're trying to get through this clip They're talking about me now As far as dick, I don't know if I've directly called Dick a pedophile, but I think that it's very suspicious, the shit that he's up to. His visceral, bizarre, repeated interest in getting involved in pedophile shit and controversy, it's like, why did he do this? I don't know if I've ever said it. You mean like what you do.

But he skews me out like real bad. I skew. What are you, a little girl? What are you doing? Josh, you're constantly inserting yourself. Why did he do this? I don't know if I've ever said it, but he skews me out like real bad. Skews him out real bad.

Skews him out. Skews him out, yeah. Freaks him out. He skews me out? That's a phrase not for men skeevy skeevy you know it's not that a man uses i don't know man he skeeves me out it's all very bizarre this whole sector of the internet And then you got guys like Matt Barr who go, oh man, that Vito guy read his QE's farmstead. I'm like, okay, and what did you see? He goes, well, I, you know, the stuff in the thread.

I'm like, right, what specifically about it was bad? And it's always like the same old tweets that are clear jokes and whatever else. Getting involved in pedophile shit and controversy. What pedophile shit are you getting involved in? No, I guess. what pedophile shit are you getting involved in no i guess yeah i guess i don't know i don't know i can't wrap my head around no it's not difficult well it seems like he's a guy who cares deeply about like he's out liberaling

you yeah that's the problem he's lying more than you because liberals want to have the authority of lies. Yeah. And he's out-liberaling you. But just because he hates me. Well, yeah. Okay. Just like liberals hate white people. So he hates me and he lies about me because he thinks he can influence other people to hate me.

And he does. I got it. Yeah. Sure. Okay. Yeah. And that brings him, that it. Yeah. Sure. Okay. Yeah. And that brings him, that makes his life better somehow. Yeah.

Because everyone hates liberals. Okay. And they found a way to hurt one. I just thought if you were like, if you're running a free speech website, like there's a lot of valuable stuff you could do. And if like you're looking for bad people and like trying to stop them, there's a lot of ways to do that. So you're trying to reverse liberal him, but it's not going to work because he's out

liberaling you i don't think i'm trying to reverse liberal him because i don't think there is any influence now you're you're doing that thing with lying to me about me to try to make yourself feel that i hate this now i see it now i see it now i get it i don't understand the point of kiwi farms i thought it was to like laugh at funny stuff and then i I go on there and they're like, I can't believe Vito's changing the biggest problem logo. I'm like, what does that have to do with anything? Guys, I can't believe it either. I don't know why he's wasting time changing the logo.

Well, you gotta get that guy to send us what font it is. It's gotta be the right font. Wait a minute, wait a minute. He did interest in getting involved in pedophile shit and controversy. It's like, why did he do this? What pedophile? I don't know if I've ever said, but he skeeves me out real bad. I don't know if I've ever said, but he skeeves me out real bad? He's talking in very broad generalities.

I don't know what pedophile shit you've gotten involved in. I don't know if I've ever said. I don't know what pedophile shit I've gotten involved in. What have I done? You constantly talk about pedophilia. I talk about it the same amount that everyone else on Twitter is talking about it constantly. You made it a whole thing. Like how you're a good person because you think they should get mental health and all this retarded liberal shit.

I'm not even talking about that anymore. I'm just like, all right, nobody wants to talk about that. I learned that you can't have that conversation on the internet. See, you still got that little thing that you're holding onto. That's what they go for. They know they could hit you with that. I'm a stupid liberal and I, you know, yeah, just kill, I don't know. Not stupid.

I don't know how to talk about that. You can't, there's certain topics that you can't have a rational discussion on. I get it. Yeah. So I even try. Because you're better than people. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the part that they're hitting. I get it now. Yeah. Well, that's actually true though i know yeah i know i get it i'm genuinely i'm not you know better morally than people but i am open to having genuine conversations without immediately having to devolve into what information is this man secretly hiding from me you're not no you're not open to any of that Any of the election stuff I have said I'm completely open to all of that I asked for information So you can condescend to people who give it to you

And make them feel weak and stupid That's not why Oh, it is Okay Okay Thank you for the $20, Moon Milk I don't know where we are, though We're all the way back down

Here, I'll get there. What a show. Let's see. Tempodon for five. Forgot to super chat this during the Final Fantasy bonus episode. You can't super chat during bonus episodes. Vivi and Ico are hot. A lot of other handsomes like Red13.

Oh, wait. Did he get me? A lot of other handsomes like Red13 and KateSith2. Okay. No, he did not get me. Lloyd Lillooin for eight. Australian. Maybe Vito could sign up to represent so his book will get on on time.

Yeah, the shipping is the problem. That won't help. That's why Eric's thing is stupid. Because it wouldn't help Vito. Kix Mechanic for 10. Got my oil changed. Had biggest problem playing via Bluetooth. It autoplays as soon as I start the chorus, and the mechanic is a fan now.

Also, Koof told me to tell you thanks for not killing yourselves. Thank you, Kix Mechanic. Riley Edwards for two. You're late, Koof. No, you got it in. Jacob Sursa for 1,000 yen. Damn it, Vito. I've been a Vito Plus on Back Buy for over a year,

and it's been six months since my name appeared on the member list at the end of your show. Let me see. Is Jacob Surs circa on there yeah yeah okay shut up there you're there why did you justify all mine on the right uh because i don't know man yours are on the right and then mine are the left and they meet in the middle i've never seen that okay well i can do it the other way just i'm just asking why you did it justify it i don't know man i don't care it's together because i used to do it a different way and I'm just asking why you did it. I'll justify it. I don't know, man. I just put it together. I don't care.

Because I used to do it a different way and then I changed the way I did it because there's so many fucking names on your side now that I have to shrink it all down because nobody likes this fucking show. Everybody on this show fucking hates me. They're all happy to send in voicemails about how much I suck, but God forbid anybody sign up to be a veto file and show

a little fucking support. Pigeon5 says, veto's booty. Thank you. Disciple of Dagon for 10 Australian. We need to get veto. Don't read any of Disciple of Dagon's ever. Never read Disciple of Dagon. Well, Disciple of Dagon's-

He called into my show and apologized and talked about his diaper fetish. Wait, actually? Yes. Okay. He called into my show after our show last time. Said he was going through a rough time. Right. Because he was addicted to cock.

Oh, you're fucking around. I got it. He did call in. I mean, he did do all the stuff I said, too. But I like him because he helped me. So I'm going to read his super chats. He's a cock sucker. Disciple of Dagon for Tens says,

We need to get Vito Atifa outfit. No. Thanks, Disciple. You're great. Please continue to be a part of the show. Seth S for Five. Have a great weekend, everyone to be a part of the show. Seth S. for five. Have a great weekend, everyone. Biggest problem is night sweats after chain smoking.

Disciple dagging for another five Australian. One of my favorite super chatters says, Richard's putting on the pounds. Get this greasy mustachio on the scale now. See what I'm saying about the fetishes that he has? I like this guy. You know when he can do whatever feels right. Fat guy fetish that he's got.

Busta Rhymes for 100 Mexican. What is that, pesos? Frequent live shows is a great idea. Have fans weigh themselves. And anyone who lost more weight than Vito between shows gets to yank a toy from his fat fingers. Yeah, okay. Kicks mechanic for five. Vito's booty is the highlight.

Everyone understands Vito's booty is literally how this show keeps going. His booty escape velocity needs to be measured. Johnny Rocket for 10. No. Made money off hymns. Thanks, Vito. Should have gotten in. Can't believe H-Bomber guy killed that guy.

Null reacted to null for some reason. Beck should have cancer. So Super Killer has a secondary objective. Heliphant is coming along. Heliphant versus Super Killer. That's going to be a secondary objective. Heliphant is coming along. Heliphant versus Super Killer. That's going to be a good one. Which one's going to get cancer first? G- for 10.

Which one's going to be better? EVS. Probably Heliphant. I don't fucking know. I have high hopes. I believe in it. Look, Super Killer's for me, okay? What?

I'm making what I like. You should make something good, though. Like, for other people, not just for you. I think other people will like things I like. I think I have excellent taste. I think I'm a taste maker. That's clear. That's the magazine thing.

Yeah. I'm the creative force behind the magazine. I think I would be good at coordinating these people. G-Dash for 10 says, EBS looks like he's a hostage. Someone save him. I'm looking forward to watching that replay. So, Tersery for 10.

This week's bonus episode has me fearing the great Seth O'Rough, whatever the hell that is. Hopefully heroes like Claude, Air Riff, and Youth E can save us from his mispronounced name horrors. Sucks me. Okay, so it's Sep-eroth. Seph. Seph-eroth.

Like a seraph. Yeah, Seph. What did I say? Seth? Seth-eroth. So I'm not putting enough emphasis on the P? You're not saying P-H. You're saying Seth-eroth.

Seth-eroth. It's Sephyroth. Seth-eroth. No, Seph. Like an F. saying ph you're saying sethi roth sethara sephiroth sethi roth no seth like an f seth er seth eroth yeah seth sephiroth yeah it sounds wrong pig feeler for 50 to get a four hour stream dedicated your comic you need a comic first now walk the plank yeah okay there we go 50 pig feeler! You don't have to put the hat on already. Here we go.

LJ Clabrino for five. Favorite choice of brain rot. I don't know. JJ for five. Who's going to be walking the ESG scores tonight, Vito? You know who would ever team up with Eric Geliath? The guy committing disability fraud. Gave you jobs before they arrest you, Crimson

Antagonist for two says Vito will super killer be as late as your cat pics. Why do you want pictures of my cat so bad? I put them in your stupid fucking server. Monster Slayer for five Australian. I paid Kickstarter for a comic by history tuber Lindy Beige in 2016 with an expected delivery date in 2017

and I'm still waiting wow so give veto a break i will say look uh lateness is bad but there is a certain amount of lateness that i understand is a genuinely absurd and you're gonna be late to your own funeral at this rate veto we're doing good everything's going good disciple of daggan for two says is koof alive yes aklovich for five in lieu of koof thank you gentlemen for not going to Greenland yourselves But only dick That option is always open Vito Just kidding

You're welcome Matt Parzynski for ten Says peened Wienersteins Teeny Wienerstream That's pretty good Very good Hey speaking of late How's that funny pants skating fucking thing?

One of these days you're going to find something that affects my emotions, but that day is not today. I think it affects the fans. The fans, they're waiting on that from you. You owe that to them. You got to start planning that. I will. I'm planning it now. No, you're not.

Unless the Patreon drops below 20,000. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. See, you owe people a thing as well. Yeah, yeah, it's the same. Well, they've been giving you money for like, what, six years now? They get bonus episodes for that. What do you get if you subscribe to fucking ISOM? Super ISOM.

What are you calling it? Super ISOM. Trading cards and stuffed animals. Stuffed plushies. Lloyd Llewyn for 8Australian. AX fans are so stupid they consider the feature of Yaira on ISM number 2 as random blonde lady working

at Projectus as an Easter egg. Yeah, what a big reveal that was. They're fucking stupid. Everyone who reads and likes ISM is a fucking moron. Can you guys save the $50 to like the end of the super chats? Because now I gotta hang out with a pirate for the next 30 minutes. That's the best part of

your week is hanging out with the pirate. Yaira looks fatter than shit in the latest fucking... Don't give the $50 at the front because then it's just all pirate shit. Well. Stop. Can you just be like regular...

What does Null think about the pirates? Am I plundering... Can you just be like regular What is no think about the pirates Am I plundering Can you just be regular dick until the bit No I'm afraid not It's the best part I hate this Wait I've got a present too Okay

Is it a pirate present That's for my show Okay Again if everyone can wait You can keep fucking reading That's for my show. Okay. Again, if everyone can wait. You can keep fucking reading while I'm looking. Sorry, I got distracted by presents. Oh, yeah, here we go. Okay, it's a wig for Vito.

Okay. Look at this great wig you got. Totally. Totally innocuous. And a pen for the studio. Good pens. Not the shitty gel pens you got I'm very excited Who sent this?

Um Collect Collecticon Mr. H. Mitchell sent this from the United Kingdom How is this a wig? You could have just What do you mean how is it a wig? Where does it go on?

Blue and red pins and some black pins thanks h mitchell wait where's the hair go goes on top of your head yeah but i'm okay like that i'm gonna assume that's correct okay This is Here we go Rastavito Hey man Does that look right? It looks fantastic It doesn't look correct at all No it looks great

Really good and great I think I have it on wrong Oh yeah There's like no hair on top Now pretend to be Gabe Hoffman Tell me about how we're the same guy basically I don't think this is correct, but I'll go with it No, look you're supposed to you might have it on backwards look they're bangs. I know they're bangs

Why are you looking up at the thing look at this see it? There's there's nothing under here. There's here give it to me I'll show you It's supposed to be bangs. So I'm supposed to what? Rotate it? Let me see it. Arr, give it over here. Wow, this is a pretty cheap wig. Yeah, it's terrible. There, it's like that.

That's how I had it. Yeah, but it's supposed to be in front of your face. But then there's nothing on top. There, like that. Okay. So, like this. I'm pretty sure this is the exact same way I just had it. Okay, well, then you nailed it.

It looks great. It looks like that. There, it does look good. No. Did you see Adam 22's getting hair? Because you're parting it. You've got to make it go straight forward. Okay, so it's going to be like hanging down.

I think this wig just sucks. No, it's a good wig. Rasta shorts. It looks good enough to me from there. See Adam 22's getting hair? What? He went to Turkey or whatever. No, he didn't.

Yeah, he posted a fucking tweet. He's in Turkey. On his head? Yeah, he's getting the fucking... Oh, good for him. I'm going to get it now if Adam 22 can do it. Okay. How much is it?

I'm going to need way more fucking plugs than he does, though. Can't you get some little boy's hair or something? I don't think that's how it works now. You got to get your own hair? You got to get your own. They take it from the back of or something? I don't think that's how it works now You gotta get your own hair You gotta get your own They take it from the back of your head You don't have enough No, I have enough

Take it from your face I have enough You have beard hair growing out of your head I have to take I'm taking the finasteride or whatever again We'll see That shit doesn't work It does work a little bit

Not great But you gotta take it for like a year And then you see how much hair comes back and then hopefully you can save a little bit of money. What's the point though? Why do you need hair? Because hair's funny. You're just gonna wake up and go like, oh yeah, looking pretty good today.

You're kind of limited in like, you know, I don't know, bald guys, it's just not as funny. You think it'll be funnier? It's funny in a different way. I think I could do more with it. I like to have an hair. I think it was a good look Good luck to ya Maxwell for 12

Says Vito it's your boy prime After the bonus episode I really want to have a detailed Vito breakdown Of the story of the recent Final Fantasy games And their story issues Man I could go on at length But Final Fantasy 15 is fucking terrible Jason Reed for XV. Speaking of video games, have either of you played Baldur's Gate?

And if so, who did you bang? I did not play Baldur's Gate. I didn't play it. Either. What is to bang, though? What is there to bang? In the game. I just, I look at you and the stupid pirate costume.

Fucking a bear? Is there a bear that you can bang in the game? I hate everything about this. Coup for two. First, a video bonus episode. How about an anime one? Dick doesn't watch any anime. I am not a pedophile.

How dare you, Coup? A bird is, though. Black Angus review for two. This is Listen to Dick's Good Faith Criticism Veto. He's got to read the updated script. I've got to go to the bathroom. All right, go to the bathroom. No, I know that you didn't change anything

I did change the thing I just made it stronger Not enough Alright I'll be right back I'm taking this with me Fair enough Cypher didn't suck this for two This is bonus episode shitting on Evangelion fans I would do an Evangelion episode but then Dick has to watch Evangelion Britsman for five

Vito please read all super chats Even the ones for two And then he tries to get me with a be fair Britsman for five. Vito, please read all super chats, even the ones for two. And then he tries to get me with a B-fair. Stratergery for five. Hey, V, it's upgraded to Patreon. Yeah, I fixed it.

Cypherson, I mean, hopefully it's up there. Let's see. Stratergery, are you on there? Here's the thing. If your thing lapses when I go to make this, you're just not on there.

Okay, but there you go. Remember to update your thing because sometimes you guys don't re-sign up and you're like, what's my name on there? Well you're There you go Remember to update your thing Cause sometimes you guys Don't re-sign up And you're like What's my name on there Well cause you weren't A fucking member

When I went to make the list Uh Sorry if I didn't suck this I'm gonna up my Patreon I'm gonna complain That you spend any time On the Vietnam Memorial At the end of the show

And everyone would be upset Even though It's two people Fuck them Yeah exactly Fuck you guys Do a four out of ten Just giving a little tithe

For the crusade against fat fishing. Cool shirt, Vito. Happy hoping you win the booty this week. If you guys would like the Empire Strikes Back schoolastic babysitter's club logo tee, which I actually designed myself, you can get it at killdozer.industries, along with all the other biggest problem merchandise that we have available. LJ Clabarino for five. Professor Big Brain Vito of Bit where he brings in brain

teasers and tricky math for Dick to solve. I'm sure Dick would love that. Random Guy for five. Will Vito be selling this magazine door to door like the 50s businessman he is? Yes. James Gardner for a big $20 says Gabe should be a guest. That would be cool. He's a problem.

A big problem. It's funny. Okay, so there's definitely a mother's milk in there. What do you mean? Well, I can hear it rattling around. Okay. So don't get on the scale. Okay. But there might be something else in there as well.

No. What do you mean no? I mean, you're right. I know I'm right. Because I can hear the little box and the plastic. So don't get on the scale. Am I ruining the bit? I still don't get the bit.

Nick H for 10. First time in a long time I was watching Old Dick Show, and I can confidently say OJ Simpson, the Juice vs. Kanye bit was worth the account. I agree. Thank you. Utah-based Armenian for 2. Can't wait to read Sargon's I would not rape list. That'd was worth the account. I agree. Thank you. Utah-based Armenian for two. Can't wait to read Sargon's I would not rape list. I'd be good at content.

Coup for five says I'd buy a magazine. Nobody would read that shitty magazine. Sargon couldn't write an interesting article if his life depended on it. You don't know that. Coup for five says I'd buy a magazine for the pictures, not to hear opinions. Opinions are like buttholes. Everyone has them. Sorry to rain on your parade, Vito.

Well, what if we put a bunch of, like, lesbians in there? It's not a parade. It's a cash grab. Vito's trying to make money off of all these e-celebrities. Hey, man, you're giving away the plot. Everyone knows it. No, it's not a cash grab. It would be fun.

It would give me an excuse to write. What do you call it? What if we did a picture spread of mint salad? That would be cool, a little thing to put in the magazine, huh? Again, no work from you. Other people doing work. There's work involved in coordinating

a magazine and getting layouts and editing and shit. It's not parallel economy. It's the same thing as other people's work. So every magazine and capitalizing on other people's work. So every magazine is capitalizing on other people's work. Yes, basically.

You can't hire anyone else to do anything. Well, the magazine already exists. And then they hire people to work for it. Your magazine doesn't exist. You're trying to just use their social capital to make money for yourself. It's the most transparent crash grab that I've ever seen. Obviously, we need money to fund it, and it would be great if everybody

made a little bit of money off it, but like two or three dollars. I have said that I really liked magazines and alt-journalism culture, and I think it has value, and it's not just a cash grab. Cyple of Dagon is here for 10. I love this guy.

I was playing rugby when I was 16 and New Zealand team came and did the haka in front of us close up. I was trying so hard not to laugh. It wasn't big men. It was Maori kids with $20 haircuts. The haka is so fucking stupid. That's a part of their culture. What are you going to do? Bama Gumper for five.

Please break all your pirate shit. You don't have to start over. What does that mean? I'm going to start all over. Did you break the eyepatch? What's happening? No. Bama Gumper for five.

If you want me to buy a membership, you need TBF to apologize for the Holocaust in Israel. Pigfeeler for five. Not worth it. What silly billy isn't voting up child support? The audience absolutely loves women. Koo for two. R.I.P. Toriyama. At least he didn't kill himself.

Correct. Antagonist for five. Hey, Dick, play my song instead of the other dork. Y'all keep forgetting. I blame Vito's gravitational pull, not your Alzheimer, Dick. Don't worry. If that's a voted up sticker, make sure he has it. Do you have antagonist's song?

Yes, but I don't appreciate the disrespectful super chat. So I'm not going to play a song for the show. I would like him to get some recognition. Johnny Rocker five brain clot killed lolly artist or Kira Toriyama. He was bad. Oh, yeah, the vaccine. You killed him. You killed him with your vaccine.

You know, he was bad brain clot in his brain. He had a fucking blood clot in his brain. I am not doing this to Akira Toriyama. We are not spreading a vaccine killed the man bullshit. All right? Stop that. Game journalists are honest. There is no conspiracy, and the vaccine didn't kill anybody.

It's the first vaccine in history. Oh, my God. Because Trump made it who I hate and is a racist. That's why it was so good. This episode is the most exhausting thing I've ever gone through. I can't defend a single one of my positions. First, I have to get a lecture on how I'm part of the VMAs. I'm the victim.

Then Noel has to lecture about why I'm a pedophile and he's going to kill me. And now a pirate. Just because I go on Twitter and say I'm a pedophile and I'm going to rape kids. And then for some reason, people throw this in my face. You can throw it in my face. I accept that. Okay? I just don't need a pirate fucking whatever this is.

It's everything's about what I need. Okay. T-Rex for five. I'm interested in your new website, blacked.by. Disciple of Dagon. We own that too, actually. For two. Says Yamcha's better than Vegeta.

I do like Yamcha. Aklevich for two. If Fujimoto dies before finishing child sex mutilation, I'll lose it. What is CSM? I don't know what that is. I don't know. Koo for two. Manga artist should draw lying down like Vito.

Not a bad idea. And Michelangelo. Yeah, exactly. Hey, that's true. Big Papa for five. Hello, Vito, you box spring hog. What does that mean? I don't know what that means. Why is it 520? James Gartner for five

says you should call the magazine Nambla. Yes! Good one. North American man boys who love, uh love themselves. It would be cool if one of the super chats was like, hey Vito, I hope you're doing good. Hope you're having a great week.

Yolem Ovelislav for 10 says, Dick, I can't believe you of all people are unsympathetic to these poor slavishly devoted manga artists. Finger pain. Shame upon you, sir. Shame. Yeah, who's suffering from more finger pain than these poor manga artists? Not that guy because he's dead.

I'm glad he's dead. No. The Dragon Ball guy. Dragon Ball sucks. All right, the pirate's saying that. Dragon Ball sucks. Or not. Actually, I love Dragon Ball.

Only a horrible pirate would say that. Jake Masterson thinks Dragon Ball sucks. It's fucking stupid. You have not watched Dragon Ball. I tried to, but it was too dumb. I watched one episode. A guy runs across a bridge. The whole episode.

A guy runs across a bridge? The whole fucking episode. To do what? Why? I don't know. Oh, to this day. You're talking about the dragon. The dragon.

I don't know. It's running across a bridge. He was running towards King Kai's house, right? Perhaps. It's not really a bridge. Well, whatever he King Kai's house, right? Perhaps. It's not really a bridge. Well, whatever he's doing, he ran for 30 minutes and I said, this is fucking horrible and everything, all the people in this look like shit.

Well, there's more to it than that. Let's see. Monster Slayer for five Australian. If each hero owed a passage of overwork, the issue would, before finally finishing one piece, it would be the greatest comic timing in history. You want him to die right before the final issue. Yes.

Die. Die before you finish your stuff and all these fucking nerds have to choke on it. Justin Coley. Yo-ho, yo-ho. We're never going to get through these. Kill the manga artist. For five pounds. The manga artist dead.

Vito's booty is the new Armenian IDS victim Titanic bit. Great. Jarby Jimson for 10. I agree with the sentiment of overworking, but Akira Toriyama was notorious for procrastinating. He admitted to working only two out of seven days a week. Dick, please tell me a cool update about Backfly. Yeah, exactly. They're all fucking lying.

Please tell me a cool update about Backby. Yeah, exactly. They're all fucking lying. We're going to get some actual credit card recurring payments so you don't have to load up in advance. And we're doing a whole new UI. Okay. It's probably in like two months. So it makes sense to wait on a big push until credit cards are set up, I guess. Yeah, and once you announce it, it's like there's little bugs and stuff.

So no one should be able to test it out. Yeah. Okay. I know Trixie is very big on bagpipes, she was saying. No one's going to be better. All right, Koo for two. Your voting made my burger yesterday cost $20. Sorry, Koo.

Thanks a lot, Vito. Yolanda Finkelstein for five. Vito, Dick is right, and you are wrong about inflation. Probably other stuff too, but definitely that. Oh, it's the war in Russia. That's why hamburgers are $20 a piece. Because there is a war on the other side of the world. Also, October 7th.

Inflation is not only happening in America. It's happening globally. Anyway. It's not happening in Russia or Mexico. They're paying almost nothing for their shit. It's happening in fucking America. Because they printed a shitload of money because a bunch of retards were afraid of the flu. And they voted themselves money that they didn't think they'd have to pay for.

I wonder if we could do a show where it's like, hey, if you don't... Right dude here for two says, shout out. Coop for two says, congrats, Anita and Sargon, on your Gamergate wedding. Did you see Anita Sarkeesian had a wedding-themed birthday party? I loved it, actually. The saddest thing. Looked like fun. Looked fun?

You think you're less sad than actually getting married? Baba Gumper for two. Vito, stop being a liberal. Get on the scale. Okay. Cat for ten. Vito saying, well, you're not doing a very good job with the money thing about back buy made me laugh for the first time in three years.

I still hate Vito, though. Thank you for not killing yourself. I hope you choke on your laughter, Cat. I just think it's a good platform. You got to promote it. But if you're working on stuff, I get it. Vegetable Spy for five. My girlfriend thinks her superpower is finding other women on the ADHD spectrum.

Fucking help me. Coup for two, why do we need story consultants at all? Because you hired a bunch of DEI people who can't fucking write stories. Sure. So they're crying and saying it's totally normal that I can't do my job. We've got to hire my friends who can't do their job. And then I'll go defend them. JJ for five says, suppose Sweet Baby's completely on the up and up. Do you think

companies would train writers to write to need less consulting to save money? Yeah, shocker. But they don't. I don't get the... I was trying to make sense of that. Try it again. Give it your old college try. Well, I thought I understood what he was saying, but then you

jumped in with pirate shit, and then I couldn't make sense of it. It's too confusing. Do I think companies would train writers to write to need less consulting? Well, they do different things depending on the project. Oh. So what do they do when they don't need consultants? They don't only do diversity stuff either. They're not only a diversity consulting firm.

Sweet Baby? Yeah, no, they also just do regular story stuff. And they make it worse! Or it didn't exist, so they're pulling out a whole cloth. It doesn't necessarily make it worse. They make up a story out of nothing? No, but it's like, okay, you know the parts in the game where, like, you find, like, a diary entry or something? Oh, the crappy parts.

Yeah, they write, like, the supplementary stupid shit that you find. You could get that for very cheap on Fiverr. Or you could hire this professional team of writers to do it for you. Of black ladies to do it. I'm sure they also, it's not just black ladies. Oh. All right.

Also Haitian ladies. Great. David Gomez for five. The overworked manga artist is Richard's problem with finger pain. Yeah, see, it's a finger pain problem. There. Johnny Rock for five. Vito, he didn't say I'm a grapist, so he doesn't grape. Jay Swindle for five, we live in a gay...

That's true. He's talking about you. Well, the consultants aren't saying they're taking over and just making a black lesbian, so they're not doing it. Though. You're so uncomfortable because you know you're wrong, but you have to fight for your team. So you're saying everyone accused of rape is guilty of rape. A lot of them are.

Oh, a lot of them are, but you would like to see evidence of it first. Me? No, I don't care. You don't care if a rapist is allowed to defend themselves. You need actual evidence to prove they're a rapist. What? The point is that you ask for evidence of a thing. You don't just believe a claim, okay?

If we're talking about a court system, there is due process that requires evidence to convict. You're not talking about court retard. You're talking about a company. Okay, but rape is a crime. Civil trials are based on the preponderance of the evidence, which is 50-50. You're just needlessly complicating this. See, now you're deflecting because you got a real answer because you don't know is 50-50. You're just needlessly complicating this. Because you got a real answer because you don't know how fucking court works.

Because you're just needlessly complicating the situation. No, you brought in this retarded analogy because you don't have a fucking argument. I didn't bring in the analogy. Johnny Rockett brought up with. You don't have an argument, so you're making an analogy. This is Johnny Rockett's analogy, and I'm going, you said this is a great analogy. This makes perfect sense. And I'm pointing out why, if this is a great analogy, then you're agreeing with me that you need evidence to call someone a rapist.

No. You need evidence to convict them of rape. The state does. Okay. An average woman just needs to hear, that guy's a rapist. So long, sucker. I don't have anything to do with you. We should act the same as an average woman And immediately believe that the man is a rapist

Because someone said it If someone gets called a rapist Don't fucking hang around with that guy Newsflash Don't be fucking retarded Hey don't go to India why Because people are getting raped there Oh well what do you mean

Vito said it was totally fine that I go there Alright Dick rapist Masterson Vito really loves his liberal friends Dick has, guys, Dick has a rapeless. What are you gonna do about that? He's been accused of it. He must have it. How's the rapeless? I don't know, pedophile. How's yours?

You're the last person who should say, believe all rape claims, fucking idiot. I didn't say believe all rape claims. No, but you said if someone gets called a rapist, then yeah, just go along with it. Women should not be around them. Yeah, okay. How's that fucking confusing? No, it's fine.

What would you advise? I'd advise that, like, you know, if you heard someone's a rapist, you should be like, well, I definitely don't want that guy in my improv comedy troupe. Like, you know, that's pretty smart. don't want that guy in my improv comedy troupe. Like, you know, that's pretty smart. You wouldn't know anything about that being a pirate, of course. Super Killer has no story.

You wouldn't know that being a pirate. Super Killer has no story. Just to get in front of it when it comes out and it's a big fucking debacle. How does it not have a story? What are you talking? It has a story. So stupid. K Swindle for five.

Everybody loves this show. We live in a gay, stupid culture. I don't see why we need a conspiracy theory to explain why comedies are hiring gay, stupid consultants. Thank you. That's what I'm saying. Okay. Yeah. All right.

Good. LJ Claberino for five. A dick when you get some aggressive love pumps against the haters. Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. No. Okay. Coup for two. I can't wait for Vito to get on the scale. Johnny Rocket for five.

He's not going to because he gained weight this week. You don't know that. Yes, we do. That's the only reason why you wouldn't get on the scale and get free toys because you gained weight. Johnny Rocket for five dollars says PS4 Spider-Man 1 was cool. PS5 Spider-Man 2 is gay because of Sweet Baby. Obviously.

Just prove that that's why. Sure, I'll just go get all their internal emails. And rely on... I'm just not going to believe an assumption. I want actual evidence. Warren for five. That's why people should have contempt for you. Because you can't tell this is going on.

I want evidence. That's it. Just get it. That's what people should think when they're looking at you, that you don't get it. Okay. No one respects that you pretend to want evidence because you don't know what's happening right in front of you. It's just so hard to take you seriously.

I just don't even know. You don't have to take shit seriously. I'm just explaining to you where it's coming from. All right. Warren for five. Vito will openly criticize liberals, say he hates them, yet Dick still says he only toes the party line. Thank you, Warren. That's true.

Someone understands. It's fake criticism. Hugh Jazz for five says, hey, it's that guy from last week is currently in Japan. Serious question. What's the address to send the Nico lolly stuff I got for Vito? You can find Dick.show slash who? Dick.show slash who? You'll find the P.O. box. The Deep Striker for five. Dick has really I got for Vito. You can find... Dick.show slash who? Dick.show slash who? You'll find the P.O. box.

The Deep Striker for five. Dick has really been hammering Vito lately. That confirmation bias post must have really gotten to him. That's three numbers going in order. Dean Shock for five. Thanks for the laughs. Hey, Vito, I'm glad someone's laughing at this fucking show. Hey, Vitoito I modified my first

GameCube controller Oh you're so hard Cause you got Custom buttons and shells Your precious journalist Friends got exposed Came out swell Now my Luigi

Can lose in style Yep all my All my journalist friends Oklovich for two I am gay I'm the gayest I suck cocks I don't know why I read that

Rex Saxon for five Rich journalists Make $45,000 a year tops They're part of some globalist cabal to make liberals money. They just want to write a story and go home. That's the guy you won't work with because you don't like him.

No, Rex actually sent me a message. I think Rex said, hey, this magazine, now that's a good idea. Maybe Rex will be a part of the magic. Gab for five. Australian. Enjoying the program. Did I just hear Vito defending Sweet Baby Inc. slash Game Journalist. Don't Game Journalists get paid about $3 to $5 an hour?

So bitter losers. Well, what is it? Are they getting paid $3 to $5 an hour? Are they part of a globalist conspiracy funded by the Soros Corporation? Coup for two. You think it's about money what you do. You're right. None of you are getting any money.

It's all about ideas. It's just about hurting people. Then why do they even have a consulting firm? Everything you guys do is about hurting people who you think are better off than you. Then they don't need a consulting firm. The entire liberal mindset is about hurting people that you resent. That's it. It's about hurting people I resent.

That you resent. Okay. People who work. And only liberals do that. Only liberals hurt people. That's your defining characteristic. Okay. People who work. And only males who work. Only liberals do that. Only liberals hurt people. That's your defining characteristic. Okay. You hate and resent white men who work so much that you want to do anything to take them down.

Okay. So I hate. I'm surprised you and Noel aren't on the same side, actually. I hate white people who work. Men. White men who work. Yes. So I love white women working.

No. Yeah, you're fine with them. I'm fine with them. You probably want to take them for yourself. Yes. Well, love white women working. No. Yeah, you're fine with them. I'm fine with them. You probably want to take them for yourself. Well, I see a white guy and he's working. Where is he working? Like a guy at a Starbucks or like a real job? Obviously not on a computer.

A real job. Okay, a real job. So like that guy on the oil rig. You know, and it's like, oh my God, I can't believe he's doing that oil rig stuff. Okay. Yeah. So I see that guy. Fills you with contempt and hatred. And I go, I'm going to make his video games gay. Yes. To oil rig stuff. Okay. Yeah. So I see that guy. Fills you with contempt and hatred.

And I go, I'm going to make his video games gay. Yes. To fuck with him. Yes. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I go, I'm going to make a second Black Panther.

And then you brag about it. And it's going to be even more black than the last one. Yes. And you say, white people in Washington cry. You constantly post about it. Couldn't that guy just like, you know, avoid this? Sure. I'm just making all this stuff gay because I hate him so much.

I know it's right because of the way you're laughing. I just. I mean, it's funny. It's hilarious. I appreciate the humor in me looking at a guy doing manly work. Any labor. Not manly. I can't hurt him.

I can't physically assault him. Right. But I could take his Star Wars movie. I can gaslight him. And I could put a bunch of lesbians in it. Correct. That would hurt him. Right.

Wouldn't the argument be that maybe that guy shouldn't care that much about Star Wars shit? I can gaslight him. And I can put a bunch of lesbians in it. Correct. And that would hurt him. Right. Wouldn't the argument be that maybe that guy shouldn't care that much about Star Wars shit? He doesn't care that much. Okay, then it's fine. It's just one little thing that's ruined. Okay, everything gets ruined. Just one little thing. And I'm doing it. Not you personally, but you and your friends.

Oh, yeah, me and my friends. I'm a fan of it. And then you're gaslighting him into thinking that it's a conspiracy when he knows, obviously, there's not this big of a market for black movies. Why is this happening? I think, look, even if that is happening. How come all these writers and producers are on Twitter all day laughing and saying how much white men are horrible?

Why is that? Because they're all nuts. I just don't know why I'm part of it, I guess. Because you're defending them. All right. Every person in the chain is responsible for defending the team. Well, I think I should get to the part of the scheme where I get some kickbacks. None of you get any money.

I'm giving this away. You only do it out of spite. The BlackRock people get the money. Cypherson sucked us for 20. He says 20 to not playing the null clip. It's disheartening. Well, yeah, just hearing what null is is

sad on a number of levels. Buttscronois for five. I can't believe Vito survived that badgering. I saw the headphones come off and I anticipated a George McFly moment. Little fisticuffs. Let's see. George McFly punches Biff.

That's a long table. Get your hands off my lady. See Villa for five. Vito's booty is a bad bit. You need to stop. The man doesn't want to get on the scale. You have TBF to his wishes. Okay, I think it was a TBF joke.

Fadix the Grave for 20. Hey, Vito, I support you for $160 on Kickstarter. I'm not paying $10 for you to ship this garbage to me. Just let it sit in a corner of your trash museum. Maybe you can send me a picture once a month. Yeah, let's do that. That's smart. Yeah, that's good. Why would you pay an extra ten bucks shipping when you already paid so much?

Get a refund. Get a refund. Everyone get a refund. David Gomez for five. Are we going to gloss over the fact that the sweet baby lady said to terrify your marketing department? Well, Vito glossed over it. I didn't. I didn't gloss over it. I tried to talk about it, and every time I tried to talk about it, you jumped in and said, it's your team.

It's your team. You did this. It's your team. You'll defend literally anything they do. LJ Clavarino for five. You are the president. First order of affirmative action is get rid of it. Blanco Boy for five. Last week, Dick gave Vito a master class in value versus marketing, and Vito was too focused

on becoming Gavin 2.0 to realize it. I'm probably not going to make the magazine. It's just a cool idea I had. Cypherson sucked this for five. I hope someone else takes the ball and runs with it. I'm absolutely straight. The worst hummer I got was from a man. I'm straight.

Okay. I would like more anecdotal data. Coo for two. Men are better than women. Therefore, a man could suck cock better. That's true. I didn't think about that. That's a good point, Coo. Joe Cole for two. Or Joe Cool for two. Men are better than women, therefore a man could suck cock better. That's true. I didn't think about that. That's a good thing.

Good points, Coo. Joe Cole for two, or Joe Cool for two. Vito is friends with Sweet Baby, Sweet Baby Rays. Talking about barbecue. He's talking about the barbecue sauce. That's a good joke. Monster Slayer for five. Australian, I don't understand how Parasite won Best Picture in 2020 when it was competing

against Cuties. And that's an opinion shared by me, Vito Gizmaldo. How could it possibly have won against Cuties. And that's an opinion shared by me, Vito Giz Waldo. How could it possibly have won against cuties? Jared771 for 5 says, Dick, give Vito a break. The leg bouncing is an ADHD thing from years of nutrient-devoid

fast food and he can't help it. Aklovich for 2. Opinions on Shane Gillis hosting SNL. I didn't watch it. I just saw the Trump shoes sketch and it was kind of funny. I didn't watch it. I just saw the Trump shoes sketch and it was kind of funny. I saw one where he had like a radio inside him or something. Like a

sports thing. I didn't see that one. Okay, I should probably watch it. Warren for two. This episode was dick. It is most insufferable. Kill yourself, Warren. Cypher Finn sucked this for five. Says the last guy is low energy. Warren is cringe. The money says so. You don't have any money, Warren, you little bitch.

Koofer2, printers are the biggest problem in the universe. I don't know how that hasn't come up. We still got to talk about the fake printer thing. We got to bring that in. Jared45, I live near Walla Walla, Washington, and lulled when Vito talked trash about it. It's a great little town full of snooty liberals. Perfect for Vito. Koofer2 says, the nibbler can't keep getting away with it.

Nobody notices anything in this town. It's a liberal town. It's a liberal town. Everything gets away. The Nibbler could do a lot of damage in a town like that. Oh, my goodness. No, we're good. We're getting right through it.

James Kuhn for five. I can't say that. Sweet Baby CEO has a video saying, talk to your money person. We watched that fucking video. There's nothing you can say that will make Vito think that they're not evil and trying to extort companies. Nothing. He's a team guy. All team guys are the same.

They don't care about anything. Okay. But taking stuff from you. Let me break that video down real quick. I'm going to break that video down real quick. She's saying if you're someone who works in this organization who cares about getting this consulting personally, then the best way, if you're getting pushback, is to talk to your marketing department and convince them that this will avoid controversy. And that's a good way to convince them to hire our services.

And then suddenly all my friends wrote an article where they tried to dox a whole Discord server. They didn't say that. And then someone who worked in my fucking company tried to end a guy's Steam account. An employee of this company tried to terminate a guy's Steam account. Not the group. His whole account. So all of his games would be lost.

That's just a coincidence. They should fire him. How could they possibly have seen that? They should fire him. Nothing you can say will get through these people. Nothing. You should fire him. How could they possibly have seen that? They should fire him. Nothing you can say will get through to these people. Nothing. You're wasting time. What is not getting through to me? The obvious.

The mafia. You're saying that because the employee said report this steam group and report this guy, that means the whole company wants to do that. Yeah. Okay, maybe. And they should fire that guy. Not maybe. Yes. It's also possible they're just very incompetent and Okay, maybe. And they should fire that guy. Yes, not maybe. Yes. It's also possible

they're just very incompetent and don't understand that they should just fire that guy because he caused a huge PR crisis. They all want it. They're all evil. It's the same shit. They do this.

They're thinking the same stuff you thought when you reported Alex Jones. I didn't report Alex Jones. You absolutely did. I did not. Rex Sexton for two. Over, under, on a number of biggest problem episodes. This is the last episode. Rex Sexton for two. Over, under, on a number of biggest problem episodes.

This is the last episode. Jewel Cool for two. This is bringing back the criminalized sobriety shirt fanboy. No. Stinky Poopyface for five. Says Vito just wanted to let you know the 2020 election was stolen. Thanks. Have a nice day.

Thank you, Stinky Poopyface. Oh, he's telling me that. Coo for two. Lying and implying no. Just call Dick a PDF file. Just do it, no, you baby. You fucking crybaby. Bama Gumper for five.

Vito Walk the Plank, get on the scale. The Great Guy Gabe for seven Canadian. Duh, I can't say any of that. Giga Warp for five. Digger Nick the Nerdy Digger. Nerdy, yeah, sure. Giga Warp for five. Totally normal Super Chats.

Nolan Maddox, please team up. You saw Maddox team Null. Thomas Parnell. No, not Thomas Parnell. I saw that. Tomlinson. You're going to jail, guy. Heather Salvatore for two says, Vito, my man.

Thank you, Heather. You're the only one who understands me. A woman. I would kill myself. Women identify with me having to deal with this misogynist psychopath. Everything they think is just fairy tales and bullshit. I am the female force on this show in so many ways. That is a pejorative.

I'm going up against a crazy ranching man. You can hire your DEI guys to force more of you. If you go to Turkey, they take it but not from your head. Uh-oh. Stratergy for two. Shit, saw my name. Lol, please don't take my trucks. I'm taking them. Cypherson, suck dicks for five. Stratergy for two. Shit, saw my name lull. Please don't take my trucks. I'm taking them.

Cypherson, suck dicks for five. Stratergy, cause Vietnam. Don't put his name in the morale. I might start taking people's names out if they complain about their name not showing up. Heather Salvatore for two. Turn around and let's see who's losing hair in the crown. I got a decent crown going on. You are, you old bitch.

Dono for two. Hi, Vito. Hope you're doing good. Have a great week. Thank you. Gab for five, Australian. You said Mr. Girl only says what he means he's not joking Vito just said Mr. Girl said a 12 year old was hot Vito convinced me

sounds like a pedo I'll take it up with Mr. Girl The Geek Getaway for two you never put my name on the Vito file list is your name on the fucking thing I have a list I told you this was a bad idea Guys if you're not on the list thing? Did you dig? I have a list. I told you this was a bad idea. Yeah, guys, if you're not on the list,

you fucked up and it's your fault. That's it, okay? And it's VetoFile Plus, not regular VetoFile. You have to be giving $10. So if you're on just a regular VetoFile, you're not on there. Deep Striker for two. Veto looks like Jon Favreau

in Politically Correct You with that wig. I've never seen PCU. Is that a good movie? I heard it's not good. I've never seen PCU. Is that a good movie? I heard it's not good. I've never seen it. Chud Bronson for two. That was the first woke thing when we called it Politically Correct. Oh, yeah.

And then we made a movie called PCU, and it was Jeremy Piven has to go to college and deal with all these woke college students. And now 20 years later, we get to do the same thing endlessly. Chud Bronson for two. First time I've given money. I am Vito. Oh, I'm not saying that. Okay.

You know, for $2, I'm not going to make pig noises. Okay. That's not how this works. Echo Majojo for five. You don't need a conspiracy when interests converge. No, no, that's crazy. Nobody's ever teamed up before. Suit for two says,

I have a surprise for you in your ex DMs. I don't know if he's talking to me or you. I don't have it connected here. Hold on, let me see. Yeah, you might. Okay.

I don't know about this Rasta wig. Looks pretty cool. Suit yourself has been making a variety of exciting Oh wow that was quick That was very quick Wow it looks like a Vito but a black guy Well just pull it up don't Look at that Nailed it

Amazing I assume changing the skin color doesn't take very long Amazing The likeness is uncanny It's just like you The glasses are a little big Wide He nailed it

Alright well what's it gonna be Is that it are we done What's the game where we smash all the toys Where a man who tweets about the boys! Vito's Booty! What's in the box? You know you want it! Vito's Booty! So get on the scale or I smash it to shit!

Vito's Booty! Booty. You're not doing it. I'm doing it. Vito's Booty! Vito's Booty! Vito's Booty! I'm doing a Vito's Booty. Vito's Booty.

What's it going to be there? Journalist fucking. Smash it. It's Mother's Milk. Should I hold it up? No. You can put it down. It's a Mother's Milk pop figure crate. There's your bet. There's your bet.

There's your bet. That's the bet. It's not even in frame. No one can see what's happening. No one cares. Is that it? Is that it? Why don't you take a look inside?

Okay, what's in there? Nothing. Okay, so it was just a mother's milk this week? So did I win or did I... It was just a mother's milk. There's no secret. There's no secret. All right.

What's in there? What? How much weight have you gained this week? I didn't gain any weight. You obviously did. No, I didn't. I'm just... Whatever.

This whole show's been shitting on me, so I'm not also gonna fall for another mother's milk. Because you're defending people who are evil. There, I win. Because you're defending DEI mafia people. All this buildup, 30 minutes of a pirate singing shanties, and now another stupid mother's milk has been destroyed.

Well. Congratulations everybody. Was it destroyed? I mean, it's's like head is fucked Good What is this bit? What is any of this? It's that you won't get on the scale I will get on the scale sometimes

But not You need to lose weight again After you've been shitting on me all show And everyone in the audience is shitting on me all show I don't also want to open a fake toy And be ridiculed for being fat. You're defending bad people. I'm defending bad people and I'm fat and I deserve

a million Mothersville pop figures. You pile more stuff on to make yourself a victim. And Noel's gonna come to my house and shoot me in the head. And I shouldn't have a magazine. That is totally crazy that DEI people are destroying. There's no story in my comic.

Well, what is it? The story is a transformation. I don't want to say it because it's gay. It's gay to talk about theme out of context. You read it and you get the story. Okay. Okay. Okay. There's a very clearly defined theme. I'm not going to give it

away. Okay. I don't want to spoil anything, but it's there. I think you spoiled it when you're a year late. Yeah, well, what are you going to do? Alright. Goodbye, everyone. Thanks for coming by. Mother's Milk, everybody. Once again. There will not be a Mother's Milk

next week. There definitely will be, though. No, there won't. I promise there won't. I swear. It's just going to be mother's milk. No. It won't be. Okay. It won't be a mother's milk.

If it is a mother's milk. Okay. It won't. I promise. Refreshing one more time. Let's see how people reacted to this nonsense. Second time I've given money for 20 from Chud, so he wants me to make pig noises again.

I'm not doing it for 20 bucks either. I'm sick of this show. Heather Salvatore for two. No whining, Dick. I love my Massachusetts man. Thank you, Heather. Heather's the only person I understand. It's a man.

Deep Striker for two. Stop saying that. Don't get Nick Ricada. Stomp from the PCU soundtrack is a banger. Alright. Now I have to take it with me. That's the other thing. My house is now full of Mother's Milk figures because I can't leave them here because then you

put them back in the box. So now I go to my house and everywhere I look there's just fucking Mother's Milk. Why don't you just throw them away? I don't know. I don't know. Because I'm worried if I throw them away someone's going to come to my house and pull them out of the trash and put them back in that fucking box. Yeah, I really don't know. I don't know. Because I'm worried if I throw them away, someone's going to come to my house and pull them out of the trash and put them back in that fucking box. Yeah, I really don't understand the bit. Okay.

So now I have to take all this trash. You'll probably put the trash in the box. Yeah. Great. You know what? Just put here. Just put a million mother's milks in the box. Make the whole box full of mother's milk.

Why not? I should call a DEI consultant and see if I should do that. Talk to them. See what they think. Make Mother's Milk a black lesbian. Is this a different Mother's Milk than the last one? That was a collector's edition. It was a collector's edition.

He looks kind of different from the other one. He is. No, I think it's the same. I don't actually remember what Mother's Mother is. Goodbye, everyone. Bye, everybody. Oh, shit.