The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 132

Episode Date: March 16, 2024

Oh, this fucker calls it a stinger, but it's actually just the joke. What's the joke? The rhyme. This is what he called a stinger. Oh. Okay, so he sent a rhyme. He sent a rhyme. But he thought it was a stinger.

But he called it a stinger, even though he listens. Why would he think that's a stinger? That's very incorrect. Uh, buddy. What are you talking about, man? I think we're supposed to start the show. What the fuck is this guy talking about? Check out my stinger

Oh like the thing we call on the show It's a musical like interlude to the voted up Cool let me see it And then it's a rhyme That's what you've given me That's not what a stinger is That's incorrect And for some reason you

Are we recording I never record Oh okay It's just streams to YouTube. It says, what are you doing? I'm fucking reading this thing. You know that I'm reading this thing. Anytime.

Why do we always have this argument? Because usually you're dicking around on your phone. The one time I'm reading the thing to see what this guy said, you're fiddling around with it. Well, every time we start the show, I just want to read the chat because the chat will tell us if anything's broken. So that's what I was doing.

See how he has stinger? I sent the biggest problem stinger and instead he sent two rhymes which are not stingers. He also sent me a private message saying, I don't know if Dick saw my stinger. This is the stinger he's talking about? Are you sure? Is this the same guy? I don't know if Dick saw my stinger. This is the stinger he's talking about? Are you sure?

Is this the same guy? I don't know if this is the same guy. Great stinger. Is this usable? His stingers also, he has, welcome to the biggest problem in the universe, and then dot, dot, dot, from, and then he gives his rhyme. I know the context of the rhyme. The first one's not a rhyme.

Yeah, it is. Read it. From Sweet Baby Incorporated to Vito being. It doesn't say incorporated, does it? From Sweet. Says ink. Okay, from Sweet Baby. So you just change the word and you say it doesn't rhyme?

Yeah, in that case, yes. Okay. That doesn't rhyme. He's rhyming. I'm going to say different words than are what's on the. Okay. That doesn't rhyme. I'm gonna say different words than are what's on the paper. I see the rhyme now. I get it. Now you sound low to me. Probably because you're not doubting it. From Sweet Baby

Inc. to Vito being a pedophile, I think. It's too long, though, for a rhyme. But he's also, you see how he wrote down, Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe in front? Like, I don't know where the rhyme's supposed to go. I like fans try to contribute to this show, and we just shit on them for it. How's that contributing?

I don't know. People want to be a part of the magic. It's so confusing. People want to be a part of the magic, and then I get blamed for it for some reason. Because you're Team Guy Vito. Team Guy Vito. Team Guy Vito. My team's really fucking up this week.

Team Guy Vito. Sweet Baby Inc. Vito. Always with the DEI defense. If this team would just hire me, I could fix all this. I could stop Gamergate in a fortnight. They want Gamergate, though. That's what people are saying. Because then they can lock us up.

I don't think that's why they want it. I think they want it because they like to feel like they're fighting something. Everybody wants to feel like they're part of it. They're trying to kill us. They think it's funny. Some of them. Some of them want to kill you. And other people are just turning their heads or helping them like you.

I'm not helping them. I'm just saying, if you guys genuinely care about the problem. Of what? What problem? Of forced diversity, of woke marketing, of whatever's going on. Then what? What problem? Of forced diversity, of woke marketing, of whatever's going on. Then what? Then you got to talk about it in the clearest, least conspiratorial terms. Why?

Because it'll affect real change when you know what's actually going on. That's what the lies that you tell us. You're giving them a smokescreen by reporting incorrectly because then they get to go, oh, see? They got that wrong. That means they're wrong about everything. They're going to say that no matter what. They are already lying. And you're running cover for them. No. You. No.

Because you want to be hired in the games journalism business. A lot of people said we're very excited for this week's show because we think Vito and Dick are going to fight. We are going to fight. I don't think, I think we're, I think we're. I tuned into your live show and you're doing soft toss with that. Yeah, we're playing Toss and Cross.

The guy that started the original Gamergate because he fucked, he was a game journalist that fucked that girl and then gave her game a good review and then lied about it, right? I don't think he reviewed it. Oh, he didn't say it was a good game? I think it was like one of those, my, this girl I'm fucking made a thing, check it out. I'm not going to say I'm fucking her, though. And then he wrote a review saying that Hotline Miami had a rape scene, and he neglected to say that it's like Pixels, and that it's only a couple seconds in a dream. Did he write that?

Look. Yeah. I'm excited that. I have. Pretty bad guy. Well, I'm not saying I'm friends with the guy. I'm not running cover. Downplaying it.

Yeah. Running cover. Team Guy Vito. Running cover Vito. I'm not on his. Along with the DEI tip. These people don't like me. I'm not on their team.

And I genuinely don't like them. That's a classic team guy. That's exactly what a team guy would say. He came on the thing. Everyone's like, you didn't challenge at all. I'm like, you didn't even read Super Chats. I did read Super Chats. You didn't read the good ones. I saw. You missed the good ones.

Okay. I will read Super Chats that insult myself. I will read Super Chats that, you know, are relevant. Okay? But if I have a guest on the show. Oh, man. Oh, man. What do you mean, oh, man, oh, okay? But if I have a guest on the show... Oh, man, oh, man.

What do you mean, oh, man, oh, man? Oh, man, oh, man. Why would people super chat if you're not going to read it? Well, don't super chat insults to the guest. He doesn't want to talk about fucking... What if you had Hitler on your show and people were super chatting mean comments? I probably wouldn't read those either because I don't want...

Team guy, exactly. No. Oh, my God. Have you ever watched an interview on the news or whatever? Is that what that was? An interview? What you were doing? A little bit. I thought that was a two-man nod fest. Oh yeah, these guys are crazy. I agree. They are crazy.

I agree. You gotta get the crazy out of the way so you can get down to what the actual problem is. What's the problem? The problem is companies hiring people who hate white people. Are not good writers because they're kind of bogged down in this idealistic thinking. Because they're women.

That's a part of it. Very based. How come you didn't tell him that? Well, I don't know, man. I should have said the problem with video games is women are writing them. Yeah! Let's get to the heart of it. Stop dancing around. Stop beating around the bush. I feel like if I hit him with that, we're just going to go down a rabbit hole of like...

Team guy. I don't actually know. Look, I don't have any way to back it up. I can't say here's a bad woman writer because I'm not playing those games. I'm playing... What was the point of the interview? The point of the interview was to talk to a guy who has interviewed people at that company and knows specifically what they're responsible for to try and knock out some of the more wild theories

about what's going on. But it was just retarded PR shit, because it's all his friends. What was retarded? The interview was retarded PR shit? Yeah, let's read that woman's article out loud. Well, I tried to get him to say they need to fire that guy,

or that guy did something wrong. Yeah, he said no. He wouldn't do it. Scumbag. Yeah, but that's important. And then he had, even when you were joking, you know how you know people, because when you're joking, they have a dead-eyed look in their eyes. They just stare.

Because they're so offended by your joke. Like, you can see, they don't have inside of them, it's just worms. And the worms start, like, wriggling and squiggling when they hear a joke, because they don't, they just hear it literally, you know? I, you know what, I appreciate that guy for stepping into what is, you know, obviously a den of vipers. A lot of people. With you?

Come for that guy's head. I'm critical of that guy. You made his bed like a bed making competition. I'm critical of that guy. Oh, mama. I said, I said, you got to say that what this guy did reporting that steam group is bad and that that guy should probably be fired for it.

What'd he say? He said, no, I don't think it's that big a deal. Why don't you say, you a fucking cocksucker? Oh, it was interesting to hear why you didn't think it was a deal. You a mafia cocksucker? I think, you know what I learned from that is that those people exist in a completely different sphere than we do where, like, reporting a... Like, let's say you try to explain to your grandma group how serious reporting a Steam group is.

It'd be tough because she's dead. Okay. Well, maybe not. How about your aunt, your uncle, whatever. Somebody, an older person. And you go, oh, I'm having the worst week. And they go, why? And you go, well, somebody reported my Twitter account.

Uh-huh. And it's almost like it's hard for them to wrap their heads around it because they're just not in a space where that matters. Same for this guy. You don't think they had lynch mobs in their time? I'm saying, remember what you used to do to black guys? They're doing that to me online. These guys can't wrap their head around the idea that shutting down a Steam group

for cataloging this group's games is bad. They know. They know it's bad. Well, they think that group... They're doing it to hurt them. They believe that group was... They're saying that they had faced some sort of harassment, and they believe that group was part of it.

They're not just doing it because they don't like... They're liars. I think they... And frauds. All of them. It's possible they're very misled. I'm not going to call it lying, necessarily. Misled? Yeah, they think that that group they think that whatever who knows whatever angry messages they're

getting are coming from that group and they think that it's serious enough they get a picture of a guillotine in their email and they're like oh i really believe this is real they don't live in my sphere where i get death threats and people call me a pedophile every time i'm used to that journalists you're saying journalists who uncovered, the mob don't get death threats. Well, these guys are not- That's totally- These guys are not real journalists. They're not getting any sort of-

They don't dig in anything real, so- You know, you think it's peculiar that all the journalists all get the same thing wrong? Isn't that funny? I think they have a blind spot. Wow. You know what we call that, where I'm from? A coincidence. A coordinated- Yeah, a coincidence. blind spot. Wow. You know what we call that where I'm from? A coincidence.

Yeah, a coincidence. A coincidence. Look. And when those coincidences started to stack up, you know what we call that? A conspiracy. I'm very upset that they are failing to report this story correctly. They're reporting it for maximum benefit and harm to us. Them. I think it hurts them to report it incorrectly.

The only goal they have is the death of all white people. See, we're having like a conversation, right? And then all of a sudden it goes, and they want all white people dead. You've heard them talk. What do you think? I think that they think white supremacy is a big problem, I guess. So what's the easy fix for that, right? Ultron style.

Kill them all. Exactly. I don't know what to tell you. How do you think that interview went on a scale of one to zero? Got a lot of great comments. A lot of great comments. Biggest problem in the universe. How crazy are you?

Talk about the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe. From well-written gays to the end of an artist's days. I'm Samuel Grayson. I'm your host, Nick Masterson. Joining me as always is Team Guy Vito. Team Guy Vito. Most amazing interview I've ever...

You would ask the questions and then you would give him... The answer. The answer. And then you would give him the answer. And then he would give an even worse answer. Two guys who have no idea how the stock market works. Incredible. I understand how the stock market works. You were faking it. I have now.

You were faking like a guy. You were in character as a guy who had no idea how it works. Well, I was trying to get more information out of it because, frankly, the topic of ESG investment funds is a complicated one. Not really. Well, it's complicated in what are the numbers? I couldn't find concrete numbers on exactly how large. What's the one you two team guys threw out on your interview?

Well, he said that the total investment, uh-huh. I can't remember the exact numbers, but it was- Was it an M or a B or a T? Well it was a B Billion Did he mean today? I think in general Oh no

He is He's coming in hot Am I coming in hot? I had to do a little research Should have done that before the interview, though, right? So I believe, I don't know if this is correct. Uh-huh. Because the numbers are, it's very hard to get concrete numbers.

That's interesting. And you wanted all this evidence of all the emails and conspiracies that are happening. I still want that. It's hard to even get numbers. Isn't that funny? Well, the fact that- The numbers are black and white. See, this is this thing where you go, well, if it's hard to get the information,

that means the information is automatically bad, right? Uh, no. I just mean, I just mean if a woman says she's gonna murder her husband and then the cops show up, she's there and the husband's dead, uh, the woman probably did it. Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna probably give you a point here that you'll probably

think this is... And that's what the DEI people are doing. I'm helping you here. Look, I'm being objective. BlackRock is believed to have $10 trillion in assets under management, AUM. Of that, according to... Is the guy who knows how the stock market works reading terms you've never heard

used off a piece of paper? Is that right? Was assets under management, is that a common thing you run into? Yeah? What funds are you working with? Crypto. Crypto. All right.

Of those funds, it says estimated $800 billion is invested in ESG. So that would be a little less than a tenth. Of what? Of their total. It's total. What's the total? What do you think? $800 billion.

If I go on YouTube or if I go on Google and I type how much money is under ESG, is it going to say $10 trillion? Is it going to say it's projected to hit blah-biddy-blah trillion in 2030? I'm allowing you to change my mind. See, this is the problem. I'm very open-minded because I'm not a team guy. 100% team guy. I'm not a team guy.

That's the point. Also, what's important is that most ESG funds are tied up in tech companies because they just... Ah. Yeah. Bad. Well... A lot of leverage.

When people say there's billions of dollars in ESG, it's all in Microsoft, Google, Visa, Apple, because it's very easy to point to those guys. Why is it easy to point to those guys, Dick? Because they're the most anti-white men. No, that's not why. It's because they have a strong environmental component to their businesses.

Did you see the thing that came out that Microsoft gave away their bonuses for diversity hires? No, how did that work out? Well, everyone hated them, but we're still using Microsoft Office. No, but I'm saying, who got the bonuses? The hiring managers? Hiring managers.

Okay, because they hit their bonuses in terms of diversity. Because they hired non-white people. Non-white men, excuse me. Yes. White women counts for half of the token. But you get a full bonus token if you go. Here's the important thing that I've said, is that I don't agree with these diversity hiring initiatives.

I totally agree with you. But you vote for it. I'm on your team. No, you vote for it. You're not on my team. We go by actions in this part of town, sailor. We don't take too kindly to word talking around here. We're looking at your voting, son.

You voting for this? I mean, if this is just an extension of you voted for this, then just say you voted for this. It seems like you're trying to make a new meme out of it. You're voting for this. I mean, if this is just a extension of you voted for this, then just say you voted for this. It seems like you're trying to make a new meme out of it. You did vote for it. But I'm also a team guy. You are team guy, Vito. Do we really need two memes to explain the same fucking thing? It's different. It's not different.

You can vote vindictively, you know? Team guy is, hey, everybody, I'm doing free PR for this fucking dead eye. I'm not doing free PR for this fucking dead-eye. I'm not doing free PR. The guy that started Gamergate. If Sweet Baby was a hiring firm and they were only getting black people hired at game companies, I would absolutely agree.

What do you mean a hiring firm? What are you talking about? What do you call it? A hiring agency. So then you'd say they're guilty? Yeah. Why? You don't think there's any kind of influence over the...

Like, you don't think consultants have influence over a product? But the point that you were making was that... I was making many points. You were making a lot of points. All at the same time, so slow people got confused. Is that me? I'm getting confused? The crucial point that I was trying to get at is you were talking about ESG scores. Yo, let's do this at the end, all right?

We're supposed to have a happy episode. I'm happy. I'm a happy guy. The Yira trailer is out. We've got a lot to talk about. Eric's shit his pants. He's wiped the Yira trailer off of all the Ripaverse pages. Wait, really?

All the YouTube pages that are Ripiverse branded, the Iron Trailer should be at the front, right? It's not. So he didn't pin it, but it's still on there? It's not the main thing that you see when you go there. Okay. Let's get a drumroll. You started talking about this first. No, wait!

Did I? Diversity Extortion Mafia. Diversity Extortion Mafia. Your pals. Your pals over it. I'm just leaving my employment opportunities open, Dick. That's what it comes down to. I know. I think I would do good working at one of these places.

Ruining kids' lives? I think I could stop Gamergate, too, if they put me in charge of it. I think I would be the great mediator. But what would you do? I'd say that guy who tried to report that Steam group is fired. And they won't?

They won't. But that's the first thing I would say you have to do. Second thing you have to do... And what would you say to the bosses if they didn't want to follow your advice? I'd say do it or I'm going to report you for a lack of diversity and your ESG score is going to go down, right?

Isn't that the most powerful weapon in my arsenal? I'm going to say I'm a trans woman and if you don't listen to me, that's discrimination. So you're aware that that's possible. I am aware. You just don't think it's happening. I think I'd be good at throwing that around. Vegan donuts.

Yes. So I came in dead last good at throwing that around. Vegan donuts. Yes. So I came in dead last on everything. Yeah, stupid award shows. Who's eating vegan donuts to even complain about? Exactly. It's still a problem. Yeah. Because it's not happening to you.

It doesn't mean it's not a big problem. Stupid award shows is a problem, but I didn't realize the problem was going to be more of this Satan shit. Oh, what? Oh, John Cena did like a little joke. He clearly only did it to appease his Satanist masters. And I'm like, I think John Cena just thought it would be funny to come out naked on stage. Yeah, but why would John Cena want every woman in America staring at his chiseled naked body and wanting to see his penis?

Why would he want that? If it was a fat guy like me and you go, go out on stage naked, fatty. Humiliation ritual. Yeah, that's a humiliation ritual. John Cena. Not most jacked guy. that's a humiliation ritual. John Cena. Not most jacked guy. He wrestled in spandex for 20 years. Yeah, we've already seen it all.

We've seen his dick. I saw Lester in the Oscars that I do in wrestling. Also, they showed the behind the scenes, like, did you really think he was naked? He's wearing like a flesh colored thong. It's a joke. But according to the Illuminati trackers. This is what he's got to do to get his success to the next level He's already at the highest level

He's in a bunch of movies He has his own TV show! Do you think James Gunn is gonna go to him and he goes listen motherfucker I've talked to the Satanists and if you don't get naked we're canceling Peacekeeper No, I couldn't believe it. The woke shit was insane. They should have complained about that. The woke criers.

No, the people crying about the woke shit. That Indian-like song was retarded. But whatever. It's fine to have a little bit of retarded stuff. I had fun with the Ken song. I still enjoy that. Yeah, a movie about misogyny. Yeah.

We had a movie about misogyny. A movie We had a movie about misogyny. A movie about a bunch of white, well, Jewish, whatever, men who, you know, built a bomb. Not very woke. And then a movie making fun of woke

black shit. American Fiction is a movie making fun of just the overwhelming trash centered on black people that we get written by a black guy starring an all-black cast who are all actively making fun of it like this is what was this was a movie in the Oscars. I still need to see that I've heard nothing but good things I got a torrent it or something it's not in theaters anymore right? I don't know. It came out like pretty recently uh unless I'm wrong also

you know, and then that Killers of the Flower Moon movie didn't win anything, which is like, I feel bad for Scorsese, but it is funny when it's like,

what happened? A bunch of Native American ladies died? That movie sucked. Oh, my God. I'm getting such mixed things from people on that. If anybody tells you

that movie's good, don't ever listen to their advice again. Anytime, it's like three hours, right? Yeah, nothing happens. If I'm going to go out three hours for a movie, I should probably see Oppenheimer first.

What's great is, you know how I haven't seen most of the Best Picture nominees, so I've reclused myself from talking about them? I'm not like certain nerd retards who go on Piers Morgan to talk about how Hollywood is broken. Did you see that? I did see that.

Nerdotic and critical drinker going, well, the problem with Hollywood is it's all... I'm like, you didn't see half these movies. You have no idea what you're talking about. Those movies are better critiques of, like, woke culture than anything that these guys have ever created. Yeah, well, all they watch is that Marvel trailer. And then they're, like, talking about what saved Hollywood, and all they can talk about is Top Gun Maverick

Which is like I like two years old at this point like is that your gold standard man? Yeah, okay? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know all don't ask got doxxed all the comments are looking on you My saving these various Back the movie says the laziest man in the world is complaining about people who are overworked. How can he relate to them? He wants to know. Oh, overworked manga artists.

Yeah. Somebody sent me a chart of the average life expectancy of manga artists, and it is like 15 years lower than the average population. Yeah, but he was saying you are lazy. Yeah, I know. That's what Tony's saying. Try to turn that around. I got some new ideas.

I did get a new, well, do you know what this hat is from? Some gay shit? This is from Akira Toriyama's Dr. Slump. What does that mean? It's the guy, the dragon ball guy who died. Okay. And do you know what this shirt is from? The same thing?

It's from Dragon Ball Z. The trash? Oh. This is, what's his name? Iber says, Kentaro Miura didn't die due to stress-related issues. He really changed up his life 15 years ago, and his death was a freak incident that could happen to anyone regardless of stress. I think the point is you work really hard in your younger

years and it has lasting health effects in your older years. Well, you're in luck because you're not young anymore. So you can go ahead and start working hard now. Maybe I will. It won't be risky. We'll see. Vito doesn't know anything about the problems he's talking about. That's what he says.

Well, I have all these stats about ESG now. So now I know plenty. ReeveDog says, Vito is so aggravatingly close to being a teamster, but just far enough away to criticize those practices. It's a magical balancing act that gets more intricate every week. It's beautiful to watch. It's really not that much of a balancing act. I know what's actually happening because I've read the interviews and the articles. And Wikipedia.

So when people go, the reason this lady is black is because of this other lady, I go, well, actually, that's not the articles. So when people go, the reason this lady is black is because of this other lady, I go, well, actually, that's not the reason. Because multiple other ladies. Because the creator, the director of the game said that's not what happened. Well, I mean, of course he's going to say that. Why is that? Of course he's going to say that. He's got to cover his ass. It'll look horrible

if he says. Why would it look horrible? No CEO wants to look like they got dog walked by some dumb bitch who gives talks on. If he said, yeah, she helped us develop that character, influenced it, he would look terrible. I don't think that's true. I don't think of anything, especially right now. Hold on. Isn't right now the point that everybody in that sphere is like getting together to shield this company from criticism or whatever else yes including so why would you not want to come out and go no they do

excellent work and we're so glad that we worked with them and there's what they did yeah and then they oh no but he doesn't it's not he knows it's bad what they did it's bad what they did yeah yeah why is it bad um because because the gamers don't want to play a black lady that was race swapped for 12 hours in a alan wake game they want to play alan wake a white guy like them she's not exactly race swapped it's very complicated is what color is she okay but that you that color was she in the beginning she was white that's not her in the beginning though oh it's just a picture where they said that's her? No, what happened is-

That was a mess up? That game, Quantum Break, they don't own anymore. Oh. So the white lady was in the game. So they had to make her black. They don't own- Well, that is- I see.

That makes sense. They don't have to make her black, but they don't own that white lady. It's like with Aragorn. No, it's not like Aragorn. Vigo Mortensen. It's not like Aragorn. Mortensen, so not like Aragorn. Viggo Mortensen. It's not like Aragorn. So we got to make him black. What do you call it?

One of my favorite animes, Gunsmith Cats. Originally, it was a white lady, Raleigh Vincent, and then he lost the rights, so he made her a black lady. It's a way to get around it. How does that get around it? Because it's a different character. If you got dragged into court, you'd go, look, that's not the same. Black people aren't white people.

So that's why they changed the race? I think that's part of it. And also, there's that guy Lance Reddick, who they wanted to work with to connect him. He was in Quantum Break. So they made him black to fit with the... Lance Reddick is supposedly the father of this black character.

But Lance Reddick died before they made the game, so they replaced him with a different black guy. Black people have shorter lifespans. That's the trouble when you start fiddling around. It's a big problem. Yeah, you might lose out on the black people. Nick Tomasek says, quote, show me proof these journalists are working with Sweet Baby Inc. And then another quote, all of these games Sweet Baby Inc. worked on were critically acclaimed.

That's interesting. That's interesting. Let's see. Clipsama is screaming, the guy is the same. Okay. The guy is the same? My understanding is they don't own Quantum Break,

so they can't. These games they're making now are in a different universe. But I don't know if the character Alan Wake appeared in Quantum Break. They might have worked out a deal where they're only

allowed to use certain characters. Like, okay, you still own this. What's he going into the universe? Is she Chinese? Yeah. Oh, wow. What are our players. Is she Chinese? Yeah.

Oh, wow. What are Chinese people in that universe? Are they white? Yeah, there's the Chinese universe where everyone's white. How interesting. And they hired a consulting agency to make this happen. You know, it's huffing copium right now. Now you can't stop reading the chat because you know how fucked up what you're saying is. Okay.

Even if I'm wrong, it is still entirely possible that six years past that game, they sat down and they said, actually, I think it would be more interesting if this character was an African-American woman. That's crazy. And then a consulting firm that had their mission statement is put more. That's not what it says. Yes, it was. Put more diversity and inclusivity in games.

They got hired to work there, and then there's more inclusivity and diversity in games. That's way more connect the dots. Boop, boop. You can put diversity and inclusivity in games. I'm going to go kill this game. Hey, why was that lady where the game was killed? Oh, I don't know. Could be lots of reasons.

They've talked specifically about things they've done, so why can't anyone find them just saying, well, we came and we thought this character would be more dynamic if we changed the race. You're saying they're never allowed to say that. What are you talking about? I'm saying how come there's no example? They've talked about what they've done on these games. Uh-huh. People have asked them, what'd you do?

The guys talked about changing the race. Where did they talk about changing the race? When they showed her as a white lady and then she's black. Okay. They didn't talk about, that's different. They didn't say, we changed your race. Well, that would be marketing suicide. Of course.

Why would that be marketing suicide? Do you understand that cigarettes were, they said they were safe for a long, long time? Do you understand? Do you understand that? That Disney puts out The Last Mermaid and nobody has to be like,

hey, which consulting firm made Ariel black? Because they just come forward and they say, well, here's why we wanted to reach this audience. They're not afraid of talking about this stuff. They talk about it all the time. Yeah, it was a group effort. It was a group effort.

You ever, like, see a movie and then it's like, well, who wrote that? Well, whose decision was it to make Indiana Jones shoot that guy instead of, and it's like, oh, you know, it's kind of a group thing, right? Yeah. Yeah, right? You are aware of that, right? The creative process, how it happens, you know, quote, unquote, organically. It depends. I assume somebody had...

Well, actually, who did have that idea? Wasn't that an idea come up with on set? Was that his name on set? No, they were trying to film that guy with the sword that Indiana Jones just shoots. Do you know that story? Yes. So who came up with it?

Probably, what do you call it, Spielberg, right? I don't know. Do you know? I'm sure you can find out. I don't know. I don't know what point you're making. What if Indiana Jones became black? Then you think it would be the same thing?

It's like, well, who came up with that? It's kind of a group, you know, we're talking about it. Just thought it would be cool. I think it makes a lot of sense if you're making a movie about, or you're making a game about modern day America. Oh. To have more black people in rural Washington? I think having a black

person opens up some interesting straight up. So you like that the main character was a black woman? I'm not turned off by it. I think it presents if it was a white woman. A unique set of challenges, right? I think there's a unique viewpoint. Because you're constantly having to make sure you can wear your hair and your nails at work. Well, I don't know the female black experience.

That's their most important problem. I don't know the white female experience. That's their most important problem, is being able to have long nails. I'm trying to think. I mean, I like Law and Order. Remember that black police chief lady? She was great. So maybe that's what I'm depending on.

But I do like white people together, because I love Mulder and Scully as cops. I like Law and Order. Remember that black police chief lady? She was great. So maybe that's why I'm depending it on. But I do like white people together because I love Mulder and Scully as cops. So, you know, any flavor works. You just love it all. Especially if it gets you a job in game journalism. I think I'm just not so jaded that I think there's a guy at the heart of the company. Maybe it's a little writing team. And they go, well, here's a cool story we could tell. And I don't think.

I think those guys. Let's make her black. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. team and they go, well, here's a cool story we could tell. And I don't think, I think those guys have said, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes I sit down and I think about my characters and I go, well, what race would be cool here? You should make Super Killer Black. Maybe there could be a black Super Killer.

If it ever comes out. It's not going to come out. I have an idea for a black character. His name's Michael August. And I shoot him a million times in the head. Oh, man. This episode is bad already. No, this is a great episode. No, it's bad. Jesus fucking Christ.

Null's fantasy about killing Vito sounded just like the edgy nerds in high school that fantasize about beating up the jocks. I can't wait to see Null's self-insert OC, uh, Josh Bloodmoon. Yeah, it did sound like that. Are you going to stare at the chat all night? I can cover it up.

They hate what you're saying. No. You don't have to read the specifics of it. Well, they don't have to hate what I'm saying. What I'm saying is very reasonable. I know. That's why they hate that and they hate that you're saying that. I want to play Alan Wake now.

I'm interested. Alan Woke, you mean? I think I'm more interested now that it's got a black lady in it. I go, oh, that's kind of cool. They're building something here. What the fuck are you talking about, Vito? There are dozens and dozens of DEI. This is from Connor.

Consulting firms. It's become industry standard practice to have DEI departments and sensitivity readers in-house. It's common knowledge in the industry. Why don't you get your fucking facts straight before being a contrarian retard who tries to downplay everything these freaks do. You just argue based on how you want things to be without any facts. What do you think about that? So the guy gave the list of names and I started looking them up and they're not consulting firms? everything these freaks do, you just argue based on how you want things to be without any facts. What do you think about that? So the guy gave the list of names, and I started looking them up, and they're not consulting firms.

Arnita Sarkeesian is not a consulting firm? Not one that's existing anymore. Oh, oh. Some of them, it's one of these things where they give you a big list, and out of them, maybe half of them are actually consulting firms. So there you go. His opinion's totally worthless. Well, I don't know what games they're consulting on.

Okay. I had some insiders write in about how ESG is impacting them directly in this DEI shit. Oh, cool. Well, has it made them change the plots of things they're working on? Yeah, he said yeah. Okay, like what? Like a video game or a movie? Yeah, both of them. Okay. I could see Like a video game or a movie? Yeah, yeah. Both of them.

Okay. I could see that happening more in Hollywood, like TV and movies. Oh, so you could see it happening there. Well, I don't see it as a we've got to raise diversity scores. I see it as we've hired a bunch of liberals. Interesting. So this all depends on a score to you. This whole, like, forced diversity thing depends on some kind of score That you've That you don't understand I have always said

That there is this Forest diversity Wasn't that a problem I brought I brought in the problem Of the Amazon Until it happened To video game industries

That are your friends No I still think That it exists Okay And I can bring up examples But I won't waste Everyone's time But again

I think the real problem Is that they only hire Their liberal friends And everybody comes in and they're all making gay stuff. Okay. How is that different than what's been said? Because I don't think that the effect of these ESG

initiatives or hiring funds is nearly as pronounced and a direct correlation as is being claimed. That's totally insane. Okay. I think everybody just hires their friends. I don't think they go... You think the 500 companies in the S&P are just hiring their friends? No, I meant in creative fields.

What's the difference? Well, you know, you know guys who you think are good writers and good artists. It's different from... How do you think Activision and Blizzard, like, how do you think they get money for their games, though? They get... You mean investors. Yeah, but they're also huge companies that are being invested. And again, a lot of the ESG fund is your environmental impact.

And a lot of them have... You say that. No, that's what investors say and the people who put the funds together. Right. That's the E. The crucial part of it is the E. The guy who invented ESG even says, I really wish we had never put an S in there because it's really about the E. Why does he wish that?

Because S is causing huge problems, huh? Yes, it's causing huge problems. Oh, why is that? Because all you people are losing your minds over it. All right, you want to do problems now? This is totally shot already. Or do you want to read a bunch of shit to disprove arguments that you're having on the internet? I want to do both.

No, we can do problems, but you won, so you gotta go. Alright, my problem is bad day holidays. St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday? Yeah. Give me a break. It's not a good time. Come on, man. You're already dressed up for St. Patty's Day already. I have a lot of green anyway.

I like green. You're a big green guy. When is George Floyd Day? When is St. Floyd's Day? Is it on the 19th or is it on a Friday? Is it the day he died or is it the day they burned the target down? I don't know. I think it's on a Friday, though. Okay.

That's what we need. We need St. Floyd's Day on a Friday. Well, they did it right. If that's true, I think it's true. Yeah. We should get a one-day BLM riot once a year that we schedule. Everybody boards up the

windows. Not a riot, I mean the day off. The day we're celebrating it. It's gotta be St. Patrick's Day's gotta be on a Tuesday. Yeah, which they're doing it right, though. That's what I'm saying. You want St. Patrick's Day to be on a Tuesday. Yeah, Tuesday because then you can kind of phone in the rest of the week.

But people gotta work. Uh, no, nobody has, the DEI people can go to work. They're not drinking. Look, I think it should be a national holiday as a, I am a part Irish man, and it is sad that the Irish in so

many ways are pushed out and not recognized. Thanksgiving, that's right. Thanksgiving's great. It's a great holiday. Every year. Yeah. Well, Easter's always on a Sunday, but that's not like a fun holiday. That's a church holiday.

That's fine. They got the right idea. People aren't drinking on Easter Sunday, really. Maybe a little Jesus blood. You are? Yeah. Celebrate privately? Yeah.

Halloween also fucks around, you know? Bad day holidays. Yeah. Every once in a while, it's like, come on, man. Why do they, who came up with like, it's got to be the fourth whatever of the month? FDR, I think, for Thanksgiving. Yeah. Well, but it's always a Thursday, which is great.

But why are not all holidays? Like, I guess Christmas is supposed to is supposed to this is like a new thing Yeah, this idea that you know we have to Kate we have to Circle everything around our jobs. Well Christmas was Jesus's actual birthday. We all know that we got to move that one, too Can't change that that should be I mean it should be in summer which is like a Sunday Christmas Thank what the fuck or Monday and you can't buy anything Because the shipping shit isn't happening Or New Years on a Monday

Or Pie Day on a Thursday I don't want a Thursday pizza Is that what you do on Pie Day? Did you get a pizza on Pie Day? No I didn't even make the connection 3.14 you get it? I get the pie part but I would have thought of custard pie, not a pizza pie.

No, all the pizza places had $3.14 pizzas. And I tried to go, do you know Blaze Pizza, that chain? No. There's a line out the door. I was like, well, I'm not going to wait in line for it. And then I went to 7-Eleven just to get a drink. And they're like, hey, we got pizzas for $3. And I'm like, am I really going to get a 7-Eleven pizza?

And I got one. And, oh, man, it's a real bad pizza. It is. I thought when you said you had those little holes in the bottom. Yeah, I think it's one of those. It was basically a frozen pizza with maybe a little. The cheese was a little nicer, but. That's just trash.

I ate one slice, and I went, this is the worst pizza I ever ate. And then I ate a second slice, and I went, it is definitely the worst pizza. You don't. I threw out the rest. Stop. It was three bucks. It's not the dollar amount that's the problem. Stop eating this shit.

I'm not saying it was inedible. I was like, all right, this is terrible. Eat two slices and throw out the rest. Okay. For some reason, I got that orange bang stuff. Here, get that. That's also terrible. No, stop eating this crap.

It was Pi Day. It's all bad for you. I figured Pi Day, I could let loose. Pi Day is not a celebratable day. Thanksgiving is okay. I think every fat guy in America, Pi Day rolls around. You go, well, gonna get me a pizza. Oh, whatever. I ate two slices of shit pizza. You're looking forward to Pi Day like I'm You go, well, gonna get me a pizza. Oh, whatever.

I ate two slices of shit pizza. You're looking forward to Pi Day like I'm looking forward to St. Patrick's Day. I am looking forward to St. Patrick's Day, but I look forward to it. I want the corned beef and cabbage. Okay, that's better than liquor store pizza. Corned beef and cabbage is good. You ever make corned beef and cabbage? I've never made it, no.

How do you make it? Well, I think you boil it. It's a boiled meat. Okay. What's your problem? My problem is that I'm not eating corned beef and cabbage right now. You sound like a wounded animal. Do I?

Yeah. You sound like defeated by the internet this week. There's been a lot going on. I think I'm just trying to be in a calm place. When is that? When is that? When is that? Never. Almost never.

Between posting Wikipedia and FBI sources? There's just been a lot this week. There's been a lot. I've made a lot of mistakes. What did you think would happen with that interview? I don't care about that. That's fine. I'm fine with knowing

I'm right and everybody wanting me to be wrong. I've experienced that many times. How's that working out for you? It doesn't sound like you're having fun. It's exactly what I wanted. This is the same look that Eric July gives on some of his movies. It's every day when I know that I have actual information.

I believe in stats. People go, you know that election was stolen. You want that crown? You want to put that crown on? I have actual information. I believe in stats. People go, you know, that election was stolen. I go, fascinating. You want that crown? Fascinating. Put that crown on. See how it fits behind you. See if it fits.

Now I understand why. It's like the one true ring. Now I understand why that guy went crazy. Like, I get it. He had to be right. He had to be right. He really wanted to be right all the time. Maybe he wasn't right.

He might have been right sometimes. Nobody's right. Dick. See how it fits. There we go. Perfect. My problem, Dick, relates to a story I saw. Have you heard of a, I guess a Minecraft YouTuber named

George Not Found I've heard that name But I don't know There's a lot of these young guys You know And they're kind of like Popular figures I think for young men

I think young men go You know they look at guys Like Mr. Beast I thought you were gonna say Mr. Girl A lot of guys Young guys are looking up For Mr. Girl

You know they look at guys like PewDiePie And they go well that's what I would like to be doing I would like to be I want to have a career I want to do something with my life I want to entertain people And they see a situation like this On March 9th

Twitch streamer Katie Buggs Alleged that she had been sexually assaulted By a popular content creator in summer of 2023. Digging into the story, it turns out that creator was this, again, I believe Minecraft streamer, GeorgeNotFound. Now, Dick, these allegations are just horrible, what this young man is accused of doing. What happened was... Sextor, He sent a picture of his penis? Well, you know that VidCon

convention they have where the creators get together and hang out? He didn't like that. Well, Katie Buggs and her friends went to a VidCon party after stealing some 21 plus wristbands. Okay, sure.

21. Yeah, snuck in. Could be 24, 25. You don't know. Yep. Well, they went in there. They were 18, I guess. Oh.

So they're 18. They're already masquerading as older women. Fraud. Perpetrating fraud. VidCon party and free alcohol, I believe, at this party. Got very drunk. They're illegally consuming alcohol. Illegally consuming alcohol.

Lock her up. Lock this bitch up. Well, here's the problem is that then as these 18-year-old girls went to an after party, which George not found was, he attempted to flirt with one of them. Uh-oh. And they ended up

cuddling slightly on a couch. Canoodling? Canoodling a bit. And according... How old is he? He's 26. Oh. It's something. He's making out with an 18-year-old?

Well, they didn't make out. They flirted. There was some cuddling. Cuddling? What the fuck is that? I believe he was 26. Well, here's what he's claimed. Here's the worst possible thing.

Finger blaster? He asked her... Shove a bottle in her pussy her If he could tickle her tummy And I guess She agreed that he could Tickle her tummy Did not I don't know if he got consent

Well that's what we're saying Apparently Did not get verbal consent They're claiming this was sexual assault No sex took place, but of course flirting with a girl you believe to be 21 plus and tickling her. Okay, so what

happened to this guy? What happened to this guy? Well, he's been forced to, after first saying, I don't understand. I tickled a girl. I was flirting with her. That apparently, people were not happy with that. I've tickled all kinds of girls. No, you're the most horrible man.

I was going to send a video clip, but I forgot to send it. You can't consensually tickle someone. It doesn't work like that. I think he asked, so he tried to consensually tickle. I mean, but it's not really... The point is, he's been forced to apologize. His streaming career is in danger. What does she look like, the girl?

I think she's a normal-looking lady. I don't fucking know. You can try to bring it up if you want. Actually, I tried to bring in a video of the community's reaction. Can you go to Keemstar's Twitter real quick? I think he posted this video to show you how the community is reacting to these horrible allegations of a drunk girl going to a party and a man tickling her. Where is it?

Go down. I can probably find it. Not that. Not that. Did he get removed from that picture? Yeah. Did you see the picture I retweeted? That apparently now he's being memory rolled.

He's being erased like Stalin. Yeah. Oh, here we go. Okay. George not found. Tickled an 18-year-old drunk girl's tummy. Somebody else has escaped. Is that him yelling?

No, this is a reaction from one of the girl's friends, who is also, I believe, a very popular streamer of some sort. I'm taking this stupid crown off. Is also a popular streamer, and he's letting people know how serious this is. Oh. For your fucking sexual abuse. My friends or anybody else as a scapegoat for your fucking sexual abuse.

My friends? Did he just say my friends? He's got a weird way of talking. My friends I know your. Is that a speech impediment and an accent? I wonder if he's British or something. My friends. My friends I know your dog.

Disgusting. Disgusting. It's fucking disgusting. Okay. My friends! Disgusting! Disgusting! It's fucking disgusting! Okay? I- I- my friend cried in my fucking arms about this, and you're on stream denying it all! Denying the fucking heart that you caused- Ooh, screw a second take without the voice cracking. Bit of a crack. Bit of a crack.

Ooh! Kind of makes it hard to take it seriously. You are disgusting fucking people. You and all of your abuse. You don't need to play with your hair while you're shouting at sexual abusers, right? You are all fucking horrible. Seriously. You are so wrong for trying to displace this fucking sexual assault onto anyone but yourselves.

You are a 26-year-old man, 27 now, trying to fucking put the blame on 18-year-olds that you don't fucking know. What the fuck is wrong? Ah, man. Go die for Israel. Let's kick this World War III up. Come on, guys. We need some boots on the ground

in Gaza. Fighting the fucking terrorist scourge. Get over there, man. Cut off be a good fighter. Get over there, man. Cut off the draft at 40. Get over there. Well, Dick, my problem is a generation of sexless idiots. This is a generation of young people who seem to believe any amount of sexual energy of any sort. It's evil.

It's basically rape. It's just always rape every single time. of any sort. It's evil. It's basically rape. It's just always rape every single time. It is literally impossible for a man to be attracted

to a girl at a party and flirt with her a little bit. I'm going to go tickle some tummies tonight. Tummy tickling is... I'm going to tickle a bunch of girls and some guys, too.

I think that's worse than rape, honestly. I'm seeing a lot of... Yeah, because they want it. They wish you'd gone further, so it's humiliating. I don't know what we're going to do

in this... Let's be clear. All these young people watch this Minecraft stuff. They're watching all these YouTube guys, right? This is their most popular thing. We did that. There was that study that said, what do most kids want to be when they grow up? They want to be YouTubers, right?

Okay, so what do they do? They're watching YouTubers and their favorite YouTuber. They go, why is he not posting anymore? Someone goes, because he raped that woman's tummy. With his fingers. With his fingers, his dirty sex fingers. And they go, is that not okay? Is that, if I'm with a girl and we're hanging out, can I tickle her tummy?

No, because then you're a fucking rapist too. Yeah. This is a good, maybe they're right though. Maybe tickling is bad. Well, there's a lot of different. Because I've been called, I've been, you know, criticized for my tickling. Well, maybe you're tickling too aggressively. I'm going as hard as possible.

Don't do that. Jesus Christ. You've got to slow down with that. No, no, no. We see a lot of these stories accusing these guys of grooming. I think it was two years ago when a YouTuber named CallMeCarson was accused of grooming a 17-year-old. Oh, yeah, that was retarded. CallMeCarson was 19 at the time, grooming a 17-year-old.

Keemstar blocked me on Twitter, by the way, because I called him out on that recently. Oh, because he was leading the charge on that? No, Susan, yeah, he was. I think he even made a video that said, CallMeCarson texting underage fans. And I'm like like she's 17 yeah they're in the same high school and then uh recently remember Susan Wojcicki's son uh died of a drug overdose or whatever and Keem's like I just I was thinking about something else okay not that yeah Keem was like I don't understand how people can be uh so awful you know is there no morality on YouTube and I went Keem you called ayear-old a sexual groomer for sending text messages to a 17-year-old.

I don't think you're the barometer for morality on YouTube. So I will not be on the Lol Cow podcast anytime soon because I have pissed off the great Keemstar again. This show sucks. It's real bad. It's just like fake shit. Is it just Keemstar? Even when Boogie got his garage door and put ped file on it, I didn't even believe it. Even if it's real.

Dude. I don't give a shit. He had somebody show up at his house today and he was trending. Somebody showed up at his house again and he didn't try to shoot him. Who, Boogie? Which would have been funny. Yeah, he should have made that his thing. Somebody showed up at his house and did what?

They rang the doorbell. I don't know. They were trolling. Repoed his magic cards. They repoed his little girlfriend. They should repo some of that stuff. He's got to pay those bills. The point I'm making, though, is that I'm looking at this current incoming generation of children,

and I'm going, yeah, none of them are, well, not children. I'm looking at this younger generation. They're going to be terrified of any, it's already happening. Now, a lot of this stop it started with the me too movement okay because me too showed up and all of a sudden it's like hey you know that girl at work you kind of got a crush on yeah i was thinking about asking her out well if you do that uh you're gonna be dragged through the mud you're gonna get your name put on a list of bad media men and uh basically be blacklisted from the industry that you believe in so much. So you do understand blacklist.

I do understand blacklist, Dick, and I am very much against them. Okay. All right. Todd. If you're one of these guys and you're all worried about white birth rates, I'm going to make the argument that this is probably going to be the biggest contributor of driving them down. Okay?

Because you're going to have a young guy, and he goes, I just want a career. I really want to work. Kids these days are, I'd say, motivated towards their dream careers. They don't want to settle for, like, a crappy job. They want to work in their dream field. They probably have more time to do so. What are you talking about?

I'm talking about the fact that. Kids want to be YouTubers? Well, you have a generation of boomers. There's generational wealth. The kids aren't exactly lining up to get factory jobs. They're all going off to art school. Yeah? Yeah, well, they're all trying to become movie directors and YouTubers and whatever else.

They want to be in the spotlight or at least have a creative career. YouTubers. YouTubers mostly, sure. And they see that at any point, a woman can destroy that for them in the blink of an eye. And nobody will even think for a second like, well, it doesn't seem that bad. It doesn't matter. So they won't want to chase their dreams of being a YouTuber

anymore? No, they will continue to chase their dreams just without pursuing women. They're going to go, I am much more interested. That's good though, man. Fuck women. They're just nothing but trouble. I know they're nothing but trouble. But it's scary. Who like scary cares man just game you know i mean i just always look back and

i go thank god i only ever beat up that one girlfriend because if i did it more times then there'd be stories out there that could really hurt me yeah thankfully that one bitch is dead in the ground because i took care of that uh i don't know man like i Like, I'm a guy. Look, I'm trying to. They can't do anything else, though. Yeah. This is the only. They're trained to be outraged at something and to be social activists. This is the only thing left.

It seems weird that if you're in a bad relationship and you're a public figure, next thing you know, that lady's like, well, I'm not just satisfied with ending the relationship. I need to. Even if you're not a public figure, they'll just go out and be like, hey, you know this guy who works here? He's a bad guy. You know, he should be fired. There's a lot of this. I mean, the girl's doing that to Warsky right now. I was going to say, Warsky is facing kind of that exact situation, right?

Just dumping out all the DMs. Like, oh, God. And there's been other famous men in that sphere, some of which may have retreated to Mexico because some of these women are just crazy pants bonkers. Yeah. And we see it happening. And again, guys. This guy.

What's your problem? A generation of sexless weirdos. Sexless weirdos. Sexless weirdos. I mean, it's also just getting into the heads of all these kids, and they go, oh, if I meet a girl. You hear stories from girls, and they go, I went, you know, we were in the bedroom. I was talking to a girl the other day. She's like, every time I was with this guy, and he kept going, can I touch you here?

Is it okay if I touch you here? Is it okay if I do this? And she was like, please just fuck me, because this is becoming ridiculous. Can I touch you here? Yeah. Can I touch you here? Is it okay if I touch you here? Is it okay if I do this? And she was like, please just fuck me because this is becoming ridiculous. Can I touch you here? Can I touch you here? I saw this video that was barbers asking permission

to touch their hair. I saw that. What? That's horrible. That's evil. Yeah. And then all these people were like,

I don't understand. It was like a- Did you ask permission to sit in the chair? Yeah, it was like a super queer fun time barbershop and they go, is it okay if I touch you?

Because it's the barber and they're going to touch your hair. Of course they have to touch you. And then the person goes, yes, I do give you consent to touch me. And then somebody tried doing it at a black barbershop. And the black barber's like, now is it okay if I touch you? And he's like, man, what the fuck is this gay shit? I'm getting out of here. It was a Mexican.

What was a Mexican? Yeah. I misremembered the ethnicity because I don't see color. We are unless it's white or black. No, then it's like, oh, yeah. If it's white, I want to change it. I'm not playing video game. A handsome white guy.

I think we're entering between me two and the constant everyone's grooming everyone. Did you see the girl claiming she was groomed by a guy who is younger than her? Did you see that? claiming she was groomed by a guy who is younger than her? Did you see that? Yeah, that's probably true Sure That 16-year-old groomed the shit out of her

Yeah, that's why I mean, the whole thing is like The whole thing's fucky The age of consent for women should be like 105 Like, they don't This idea that they All of a sudden at 18 they're making good decisions is asinine It's also built for like

30-year-old men 35 35-year-old men. That's the problem. These kids are trying to navigate a system that is built to protect them from 35-year-old men. And none of them, like, they throw these fits, and you're like, well, none of you guys are 35-year-old men. Like, this only exists because these 35-year-old men are real bad guys and they are

gonna try to fuck you and use you and all this shit right you guys you don't even understand how bad you're gonna get i find this all genuinely sad i find it sad that like you know it used to be you find a girl i don't know maybe a fight a couple times you pop her in the mouth if she really goes nuts but you live the rest of your life together and you take care of each other. Now it's like you're living with a ticking time bomb. Are you dating a ticking time bomb? At any moment, she might go, you know what Andy Worski did to me? I got to make sure he doesn't do that to anybody else.

Horrible woman. I mean, it is true. And Worski's got all the things against him, obviously. Or, you know, it can't be falsified. But other people are actually getting thrown under the bus. Yeah, but that's not true because lobotomies existed. So what you're saying about women getting worse is not accurate. They've always been this bad.

Now they have access to sympathy. That's the big problem. It's this guy. Honestly, it's this guy that I'm more upset with. Yeah, because he should be telling everybody, listen, tickling is not a big deal. And I'm going to go fight for Israel. Because I believe, or Gaza, whichever side you think is right. Whatever side you want, bud.

They're all good. It doesn't matter. Just go fight to the death. Okay? Because what you're doing here is not working. A generation of sexless idiots. I think we're entering it. I think you're going to see these birth rates continue to drop. I did have one.

A couple quick stats. I love stats, guys. In 2011, 22% of young people reported having no sexual partners in the prior year. In 2021, 10 years later, that percentage is now up to 38%. The birth rate has dropped 23% since between 2007 and 2022. Wait, how much? 23% it's down. From when?

From 2007. In 15 years? Yes. What? Yeah, dude. How is that possible? The birth rate of whom? People, American citizens, children. Oh, dude. How is that possible? The birth rate of whom? People, American citizens, children.

Oh, citizens. Black people too? Yes, across all, the U.S. birth rate is down 23%. What? No way. That's crazy. We're actually below the replacement rate. So basically, the replacement rate is 2.1 children.

That's how many children you need to have to keep the population stable. That's very complicated math. We're at 1.6 children per family. Oh, man. I guess we better bring all of Palestine here. It's going to be the same thing in Japan where Social Security is absolutely fucked. There's no way to maintain it. Yeah.

In Japan, man, you know they got all those free houses in Japan because old people just keep dying and they're like, we have no one to give this to. Do you want it? So that'll be good. You gotta go live there, though. I looked at it. There's like all kinds of stipulations. Yeah, Japan is very strict about living there. And they also say, don't think you can just

come live in a Japanese house and like hole up and hang out on the internet. It's like, if you're living in Japan, like, your neighbors are gonna be like your neighbors are going to be like hey like be a part of the neighborhood asshole. Fuck you. Otherwise you'll be

ostracized. I've only pedophile shit here. That's where that pedophile where it lives and downloads all these lollicons. Sexless.

So the generation is the problem or there's not sex I think the whole generation is going to not be having sex. What a what a retarded display this guy has.

It's a... My friend! Has he ever had sex with anyone? I'm going to say that guy's never had sex with anyone ever. Does he want to fuck her? Is that the problem here? Well, there is a bit of white knighting. Like, maybe if I'm the loudest guy in the pack, she'll go, you're one of the good ones.

Yeah. Huh. The thing about what you did to my friend is... Okay. Is that your problem? Yes. My problem is national parks. National parks?

Just a big land grab. Well. We want to go camping for spring break? Yeah, sure. I said, all right, I'll fire up the thing to get in. Why don't you email that guy? That Joshua Tree guy. I don't like owing people things.

What do you owe him? If you accept something, in your mind, you will owe something. All right. I don't like being in that position. I might hit him up. Camping. Not living in a cabin or whatever it is. Trying to go camping. A national park, right? On the ground in a cabin Not living in a cabin Or whatever it is

Trying to go camping In a national park On the ground in a tent? Yeah, it's great You own a tent? Many tents Many tents Tents as far as you can

I got more tents than all skid row Yeah, well you two are like hippies, man Three and a half percent of America is national parks Okay Right, so you'd think There's gotta be plenty of spots available. Okay. When I was a kid, I remember.

Yeah. Just drive out there. Yeah. Grab a spot. Pick a spot. No big deal. I go on their little website, reserve a camping spot. Booked.

Everything booked. Oh, shit. Next week. Booked. Everything booked. Wow. Next week. Booked.

What are you picking? The nice park? They're all nice. What are you picking? The nice park? They're all nice. What are you talking about? Some of them are shittier than others. What's a shitty camping spot? Which one are you trying to go to? Joshua Tree.

This is for every park is like this. You got to reserve it like six months in advance. You got to go to Brandon's Tree. You got to go to one on the shittier trees. How are you supposed to see any... It's all, like, this is all done to preserve nature for you, the American citizen. But you can't go see it. I mean, it is confusing, because I guess...

So what? They have designated campgrounds, right? Yeah. Millions of acres. Millions. I'm saying, is there, like... You can't go... You're not allowed to, like, go out in the...

I guess they don't want people on the trails seeing a bunch of tents. They have other kind of crummy spots. I don't know if they're open anymore. They closed them during COVID for a little bit. They might be open, but I don't know. Let's get an RV. And go where? Park on the street.

Park at Walmart? Yeah. I'm just saying. I mean, you go to the park during the day. I guess you can walk around. Yeah you can walk around Go pay the three bucks Or whatever Why is it three bucks? Just make it free

What is the purpose of having some jackass In a gay hat In a toll booth Letting you into what is essentially nothing Those guys do no work It's kind of the ultimate job. The Parks and Rec guys are living the dream. They just go around being cocksuckers.

Yeah, basically. Oh, man. I told you my- Poking around constantly at the campsite. What's going on over here? Just doing drugs. What do you mean? I'm outside.

Get the fuck out of here. Well, some places I think they're more relaxed. But yeah, I would imagine California, there are a bunch of Nazis. So we own all this land, and you're allowed to be in this little cul-de-sac that you have to pay rent six months in advance. Well, you know, part of why the parks have become so, you know, there's so many guys walking around flashing their flashlights or whatever

is because of 9-11. All the national parks were designated as terrorist attack sites. Three and a half percent of America was designated as... Three and a half percent of America is designated as a terrorist... What are they going to do? Well, it's actually interesting. Did I ever tell you my friend's dad was the head of the Quabbin Reservoir in Massachusetts? That's the town...

Is that another national park? It's basically a national... I don't know if they call it a point of interest or whatever, in Massachusetts. Is that another national park? It's basically a national park. I don't know if they call it a point of interest or whatever, but basically Boston back in the 1900s was like, we need a lot of water, like fresh water. It can't be like salt water, which we're surrounded by. Can you flood

this fucking town? And they said, hell yeah. Yeah, they loved doing that. So they flooded an entire town and they made it this giant man-made lake. Uh-huh. And they were all worried when 9-11 happened. They said, what if the terrorists go to the lake? They're pissing it.

Basically that, yeah. So my friend's dad, who was in charge of the Kwabun Reservoir, got anti-terrorism training. His salary doubled. And every day he went going out to check for terrorists, and he'd just get in his little boat and go fishing for eight hours. He'd just drag a goat around the lake to see if any of them ran with erections out to bucket. He literally just got paid to fish for like 30 years. What does anti-terrorism training look like? I don't fucking know, man.

I was always like, wait, what did your dad do? A guy with a turban coming out from behind a thing? Be on the lookout for this. I'm like, doesn't your dad have to do anything else? He's like, no, he just gets in his boat, goes out there. Smell that shisha. That's what you'll smell if there are terrorists around. So that's where all your money goes. That's why they take it so seriously.

I know that's where all my money and fucking land goes. There's a bunch of tax money, yeah. Three and a half percent of the whole goddamn country is owned by the, Why? That guy who comes to make sure you're not smoking weed is probably getting like six figures to make sure you're not a terrorist. What is he for? What is the purpose of that jackass? Find the guys in the turbines and make sure they don't

bomb that rock or that tree. They never... There's... Constantly sold out for years. Every single camping spot sold out, right? They can't just pave another U so other people can go camp there? It's so fucking stupid. What is it for?

Can you... You can drive through it. All right, well, that was fun. Like, I'm not a big camping guy, so this is kind of a U problem. I'm saying, you know, maybe this is a sign that the wilderness is gay. And let's go to Vegas again. Yeah. Go to the pinball hall.

There's never a problem getting a room in Vegas. Right? Depends when you go. Capitalism. Yeah. Going to a national park. Sorry, we're booked. It's true.

I guess Vegas always has a hotel available for some of us. The outside is closed for you. It's all rented out. It is interesting that you can't. I mean, but can't you go off the grid, you know? Can't you find a spot in the middle of nowhere? You think you're going to get caught? I don't understand what I'm allowed to do outside.

I also don't know. Honestly, I don't know if this is right. I know that every interaction I've had with the ranger has been negative. Well, you can't do it in L.A. because I tried to film a thing at a park in L.A. without getting a filming permit, and we got yelled at. That was scary. Really? Well, because the fines are like 10 grand.

They're like, you need to get out of here. What are you filming? We filmed a little short film. It's a trailer. Superhero. Blonde lady. Oh, wait, no, that's's a different thing It's actually funny I kind of want to

I wanted to post One of my short films online And be like Well here's what you can do With no money I did too I want to post my Award winning short comedy film

That I was in Ooh If anybody can find it I'll post it I actually couldn't find my copy Of my Very good short film So camping

They should just shut the rest of the camping spots down I put in a little alert It says you can get an alert for when one opens up I said okay I'll do that And then I got a text while I was driving home A fucking camping spot opened Oh yeah I get home It's fucking gone

Isn't that stupid I guess is everyone just camping now? It feels like camping is more popular now than ever. Everything's so goddamn expensive.

Yeah. It's a way to get entertainment without paying a shit ton for it. Yeah. Look at the stars. Do a little bit of acid. Stare at a rock.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Go ask to borrow spatulas around. Well. See if there's any hot girls there. Maybe email that guy, go to that cabin.

Ooh, you look like you've got a spatula. I want to go to a fucking cabin. I live in a cabin. I want to go camping. You should buy a little thing out there. A what? A little piece of property. And just let everybody camp?

Yeah, why not? Dick's Campground. Camping? Yeah. Hmm. Maybe. Might be fun. I did look's campground. Camping? Yeah. Maybe. Might be fun. I did look on Hip Camp. I was like, all right.

Do they have private campgrounds out that area? They must. Yeah, but they're in the middle of, some are good, but there's in the middle of like, there's like a gas station across the street. It's like someone's lot that they own. I'm like, well, this sucks. Why would you even put this out? What's your problem?

Well, I guess you got to do research. You're outside. That's all you care about. Exactly. Then I'm back to doing research. I think you're picking the good camping places. Again, you got to find like a Gus's Grotto, you know? I don't want to stay at Gus's Grotto.

I want to go to the national park that I was promised, but I can't. You got to go to the site of whatever Native American slaughter. Just have a whole field and say, here's the camping. All right. What's your problem? My problem, Dick, is one that we're going to need more context for. One of my favorite independent comic book creators has wet my whistle with an exciting live action take on one of our most beloved franchises. Trans heroes.

I don't know exactly, but definitely a bit of a mannish quality to her. What's mannish about a female bodybuilder that's Nordic and seven feet tall? Hello, I am the Iroh. Is this what you want to watch? The official live action trailer? Let's just watch it. I'm going to need another drink of this. Yeah, you might.

Are we going to pause it every time? We've got to watch it, man. What's your problem, though? I was going to save my problem. I've got to save it until after we watch this. We've got to put it in context. What? I'm not going to spoil my problem.

But then you've got to be thinking about the problem while you're watching the thing. The problem will make more sense after we watch the thing. Nah, I think you've got to say the problem up front. That's the... Let's get a vote. Do you remember what my problem is? Of course not. You very clearly have to watch it first.

Hold on. Let me do a poll in the chat to see if you should say it up front. No, I should say it after. Should Vito say... Trust me, it's my problem. Do you want me to do the problem good or bad? First or after the trailer? After the trailer.

First, after. All right. Don't fuck this up. It will actually. I'm just, you're still doing it your way. I'm just putting the fucking pole up. Okay. All right.

Here's Yaira. You remember Yaira, the gym, the Sonya Blade knockoff. Very feminine. I want people to pay attention to the Sonya Blade knockoff. Very feminine. I want people to pay attention to the 5 minute and 22 seconds. Now, remember, this is a trailer. What is this a trailer for? Who's the target of this? Just remember, this is a 5 minute and 22 second trailer.

Think about other trailers you've seen and see if this may be... 90 seconds is the longest. Yeah, maybe. Red Band, maybe. Yeah, maybe a Red Band and you get two minutes. Five minutes, wow. Five minutes, 22 seconds. Yaira number one.

I don't think we're going to have to watch the whole thing, though, because it's very complicated. Official live-action trailer from Ripaverse Studios. Did you see that Ripaverse has a magazine now? He's copying me, because he knows it's such a good idea. Did that make you think that you were even more right when you see that Ripperverse has a magazine now? He's copying me. Because he knows it's such a good idea. Did that make you think that you were even more right when you saw that? My magazine is different from his magazine.

Oh, load it! It's a completely different thing. Put the crown back on. What's the most biggest difference between yours and... No, no, I got it, I got it, I got it. I'm gonna do it. Grab the window and just go left a little? No, no, I got it. I got it. I got it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

Grab the window and just go left a little. No, then I got to do this. I know. What's different about your magazine than Eric Jalai's magazine? His is just going to be so much better. It's got, what do you call it? P.I. Savage.

P.I. Savage? Yeah, Private Investigator Savage. Piss Incest Savage? Yeah, private investigator savage. Piss incest savage? Oh, private investigator. A, uh, what is he? Very flamboyant, black exploitation looking. He's like Tardio.

He looks, yeah. I was like, looks like a pimp from like Boondocks. He's a gay pimp. Yeah. He's out fighting crime. So you get that if you look at it. He's a penis investigator. He's a penis investigator. He's a penis investigator.

That's the ripazine. He's got articles. I'm very excited. There are no articles. What are the articles? Of course there's articles. If the articles are all like, whoa, we talked to the Saska sisters about what kind of piss tastes best.

Like Nintendo Power, you think, is ripazine? No, maybe it will be like Nintendo Power. It sounds better, actually, than yours. He's got a lot going on. I don't know why he's got so much going on. So when you were arguing about how your magazine is good, and then you saw Eric July do your idea, did it make you say, like, oh, I guess that idea was dumb?

My magazine doesn't even exist. It is a theoretical concept. And I am getting messages every day saying, don't listen to Dick. People who love the magazine. They're saying, don't listen to Dick. People who love the magazine. They're saying, don't listen to Dick. Huge, a huge response. Dick's being contrarian.

I understand why there would be a market for an actual printed collection of thoughts and musings from the world's top minds. Yeah. And maybe some Stone Toss comics. You know, if you talked about killing yourself, you'd get the same messages. I understand why you'd want to kill yourself. I understand why people want to kill themselves, too.

We're not re-litigating the magazine. We've re-litigated enough today. No, no, no, no. The Ripazine. Wait a minute. All right. All right. We're doing this.

Ripazine. I forgot about this. I'm very excited for the Ripazine. Who's this guy? Who's this ass clown? This is a fan of Ripa. All right. You're blocked by Eric.

You're not going to be able to see this. Man, come on, Eric. I'm just laughing. Why don't you open an incognito tab? Oh, wow. Here we go. Okay. His name is Salvage, not Savage.

Okay. The Ripazine is now live. You asked for it, and we listened. Coming soon is the first issue of Vito's Ripazine. No, it's not my Ripazine. This callback to Geek Guy Days is packed with content, including a short story featuring a brand new character, The Salvage?

The Salvage? The Salvage? The Salvage, I guess. Not Salvage? It's also P.I. It says meet Salvage. You're meeting the Salvage P.I.? The Salvage. Including the Salvage.

Who I'm sure his real name, based on Eric's previous naming conventions, will be something like Tramador Flambajan. Infernio Washington. Infernio Washington is the salvage. Add it to your cart at Yira number one campaign checkout. So it's exactly the same description of your thing. This callback to geek guide days. That's what you wanted to make, isn't it? That's not what I said. That's not what I said.

But it's a callback. It's not a callback. I think it would be a magazine unlike things seen before. Maybe a bit of a vice. It's not just a vice. But it's a callback. It's not a callback. I think it would be a magazine unlike things seen before. Maybe a bit of a Vice-inspired. Right. You have not read Vice, so you can't say it's like Vice. You're saying it dismissively. Because you are only making it because you have good memories of that time in your life when Vice was around.

So that's what you're trying to connect to. I think what Vice provided was valuable, and I think it still has a place in today's marketplace. It just got taken over by idealistic fucktards. So Eric feels the same way about this thing called Geek Guide. Yes. So it's the same. We might both be wrong. Well, right, wrong, who gives a shit?

There's a lot of guys who think superhero comics are coming back. I talk to them every day, and I go, hey. They go, what do you think I should do? I'm trying to build an audience, and I'm like, don't make superhero comics are coming back. I talk to them every day and I go, hey, they go, what do you think I should do? I'm trying to build an audience and I'm like, don't make superhero comics. It's just not, no one's ever going to be like, oh my god, Captain America. Whatever already exists, exists

and it's not like the world is desperate for more of them. Except for Isom. Everybody wants more Isom. They do. And Yaira. Don't make superhero comics, folks. Speaking of the fervor. This is the Yaira trailer. This is the superhero comics, folks. Speaking of the... That time has passed. Fervor. The fervor. This is the Yira trailer.

This is the Yira trailer. Repiverse Studios. So he's ripped off the Marvel thing, too? Everyone's ripped off the Marvel thing. You gotta show... Well, he's showing his animation behind that. So, very cool. Very cool.

Repiverse Studios is, of course, I believe a new imprint. Did he use that for his, uh, maybe he used that for the animation. I don't know. And then there's, uh, like a blood moon. I really thought... Is there gonna be some piss in your face? I thought after the accusations of Satanism, they would avoid having two crosses in front of a

blood moon. I was like, that seems like it's a... Why would I saw ministries have a problem with this? I don't get it, because they're fake Christians, right? That's why they don't like this? I get it's a gravestone, but it's kind of on the nose. No, it's just crosses.

Two crosses. It's a satanic symbolism. In front of the blood moon. Which I would ordinarily like, but again, it's women doing this. So it's cringe doing this. Right. So it's cringe and dumb. Did you see the piss puppet on Ethan's show?

That was pretty great. Is this a piss moon? Is it a blood moon or a piss moon? You're doing great work, I'm going to say. Is somebody pissing behind one of these trees in someone else's mouth? Is there some twin pissing happening? There's something going on. Anyway, it is a little clever, the Twisted Twins.

I mean, but the T in the cross is not a... How is this clever? It should be two snakes wrapped around each other, hissing at each other. So it's also like a heart and it reminds me of an ass. Two Ts? It's cute. I mean, this is bad. It doesn't look great.

I don't know why they got that. Why is the sky blue? Well, it's being lit up by the blood moon of our dark lord productions twisted twins yeah how many title cards you got for a trailer for 20 seconds into the don't normally have a trailer normally not a lot of title cards I was actually surprised I was like well they've directed other stuff so maybe this will be good. I mean, guys, is this Floor Spark?

This is Floor Spark here. And it's not Tax Break Vancouver, Canada. This is going to be tough. I've trained my body to do things that... Wait, is this Eric? You didn't realize that? Yeah, dude. What do you mean? Of course it is.

So the thing that's not a self-insert, he's voicing the not a self-insert character. He didn't have the black guy do his own voice. Eric had to do the black guy's voice. Doesn't it kind of suck when you're an actor and a guy goes, listen, I made the character, so I'm going to do his voice. Oh, do you do voice acting? No, no, I don't. I can't even talk, really.

Okay. Yeah. Is this the right? Yeah, yeah. See, it's like that. The whole thing is like this? No, just this part of the trailer is a fake cell phone camera, and you've completely fucked it up by getting kicked. Oh, that's dumb.

All right, hold on. Sorry. Somebody on the street has seen ISOM. I don't know how they captured it in slow motion, though. That doesn't make sense. Well, I guess your phone. Slow motion setting on the iPhone is difficult to get to. So if you're filming something, you'd go, oh, shit, I got to get this.

Oh, shit. Okay, let me get in slow motion. Okay, now I'm in slow motion. Yeah. All right. Okay. So Eric July is voicing his not self-insert character. Yeah, and for some reason, it's cell phone footage.

Okay. Like me shouldn't be able to do. But unfortunately for me, flying ain't wonderful. Can you pause right there? Did you hear that line, don't follow me? Yeah. Yeah, that scene is when he hits Yira in midair and then she throws him down. Right.

It's like we're reliving that same scene in every single thing Eric makes. It's like Chris Chan just making Sonichu over and over and over. It's really bizarre. Well, here's what's really bizarre. So you're making a trailer, right? Don't you want, like, new people who don't know, who didn't read Aisam, to be like, here's what's going on. So, instead

of off-screen, a woman's voice goes, don't follow me, which is extremely fucking confusing to anyone who has not read Aesop. Why don't you cut to her in the sky, flying, and then

not really, just green screen it. Oh, yeah, okay. And then you would go floating there. Oh, and maybe she could have her arm in like a way that it's clear that she threw him, you know? That it's not just a black guy falls from the sky onto a car for

no reason. Right. And a white lady off screen says, don't follow me. Was he trying to rape her? What was he? Why was he and a white lady offscreen says, don't follow me. Was he trying to rape her? Why was he following a white lady around? I want to know. Well, from the voice, it sounds like some sort of white. A black man was following a white lady.

I don't know why. That's Lincoln Eusebio. I think. I don't know why they made him look like that. Why does he look like a little boy here? I thought he was supposed to be Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, he's supposed to be a clone of Abraham Lincoln, according to you. He beat up Darren.

This guy couldn't beat up Darren. I look bigger than this guy. I don't know if that's Lincoln, but I thought that was supposed to be Lincoln. He said his name's Lincoln Eusebio. You know how much I hate that I know all the Ison lore? It's like actually infuriating. It's the same thing. What's the live action trailer going to be about?

The same scene. It is weird that he just wants to film the same scenes that he's already made. Dr. Sally Rodell. Why is he so smug? Dr. Sally Rodell. Why is he so smug? Dr. Sally Rodell. Adopt or die. Adopt or die?

Adopt or die, that classic phrase we all know. How come they use this, like, is she like Eva Peron? What was up with that angle? Of her giving the speech? Yeah. Press conference, you're like dead on. If you're like a dictator. Yeah, Hitler, it's like, that's a down, looking up shot.

Well, I think they want her to be imposing. Okay. Secure the area. Is that guy blind? Now, pause real quick. What was that? Wait a minute. We're pausing too much.

Hold on. I don't care. We need to do that. Dr. Sally Rodale. Dr. Sally Rodale. Dr. Sally Rodale. So she was sitting in a chair next to the stage. Like Shooter McGavin. Shooter McGavin, yeah.

Hey, if Lincoln Eusebio spent any more time in the sand trap, we'd call him David Hasselhoff, right? If Lincoln Eusebio spent any more time in the sand trap, call him David Hasselhoff. Adopt or die. Adopt or die. All right, guy runs past. Clear the area until Alpacore can arrive. Solari! All right, keep pause there.

Clear the Alpacore. Clear the area until Alpacore can arrive. And then a lady runs by. Now, did you get what she was yelling? No, what'd she say? She says- There's a shoe sale at Marv's? Solari, save us.

Referring, of course, to- This whole thing is just- Solari? References. That's what his name is? That's the big Nazi-looking Superman. The Nazi-looking Superman? Solari?

They call him Solari? They call him Solari. Solari. But here's what's confusing. What's confusing is like, okay, Superman, I get it. Like Solar Man? Solari? That's his name?

Yeah, like the sun. Sol. S-O-L. Okay. Of the sun. All right. Okay. Wait, let me hear that again.

Secure the area until off-court can arrive. Solari! Save us! area till off-court can ride. Solari! Save us! So. No!

It doesn't. No! Solari! Save us! Save who from what? Well, that's what I'm. The guy falling on the car? Well, that we also don't know what's.

That's true. We don't really know what's happening right now. We know something is happening and people are running away from it. But the cop isn't that worried. I mean, this is where you would show a building exploding, and you'd go, oh, I understand what the problem is. Is that cheap to make? You could just put that in, right? I mean, I don't know.

Honestly, I mean, look, you can get... There's a lot of effects packages out there. Save us! I mean, look, there's a lot of effects packages out there. Save us! Well, it's confusing to me because, like, the Alpha Corps in the comics is, like, kind of a new thing. But according to that, and also people, like, don't trust them. But also, apparently, white women, if they're scared, run around and scream the name of one of their members specifically.

If there's black guys falling out of the sky, white women are going to be very scared. Let me tell you that. Why wouldn't you just keep running? Really? Black men. Oh, God. Solari, save us. Why would she turn? What is she looking at?

You would just keep running. Even if you're calling out for Solari. Yeah, she's looking. It's mugging for the camera. If you're running away, you don't randomly turn and go, Solari! I have seen a lot of Lifetime movies. This is really weird.

This reads like a Lifetime movie. It is a... Okay, let me see that again. Very... Okay, she's not an actor. I know that because... She's a bodybuilder. You can tell.

Well, you know, they all have to start somewhere, right? Well, Hercules in New York was not this bad. They went ahead and overdubbed his lines. They're so bad, actually. They should have done here. I don't know why they didn't overdub this. That would have made sense. Here's blind McGee.

Is he there? They blocked this scene. So they blocked this scene to say, old guy runs past. Why is he wearing blind people's shades? Why is he wearing glasses? You should see the panic in his eyes. This is your first connection to a scene of chaos and pandemonium. You should look into his fucking eyes.

Instead, it looks like a blind guy. Did anyone see my dog? His name's Solari. Like the superhero? I know. Look, I'm going to say a guy running past the camera. But why is she running in the opposite direction? We don't know what they're running

from. And then a guy in a rent and army, like, he's just kind of wearing a green shirt and has like a kid's walkie-talkie. A guy who's never used a walkie-talkie before in his life. He's trying to look like an army guy. He's running towards the chaos. And now a lady's going to run away from the chaos. Why are they roping off the area?

They're flying around. What is the roping off going to do? If the area's already closed off, shouldn't these people have already been running? Did you set up the barrier and then they got scared and they ran away? Adopt or die. Secure the area until AlphaCore can arrive. Until AlphaCore can arrive?

That's like Eric's weird affect of talking. Just say, secure the area, call AlphaCore, we've got a situation. That's it. Are they not going to secure the area? Are they going to stop when AlphaCore can arrive? Say, secure the area, somebody call AlphaCore. AlphaCore's on the way.

AlphaCore's on the way. No, but secure the area, call AlphaCore, can't arrive. He's got to say Somebody call AlphaCore. AlphaCore's on the way. AlphaCore's on the way. No, but secure the area. Call AlphaCore. He wouldn't know that. He's got to say, call AlphaCore. We have a situation. That's the line. Solari! Solari! Why does she already know? Does that random lady know? Why does that lady

know AlphaCore on a first name basis? Are they that popular? We haven't established that. They all call him by his last name to annoy him. I guess. Call me, you can call me Super Brian. Why does she know? Oh, Solari. There's other Super, why is she not calling out for P.I. Savage or whatever? Is there like Because there's no piss to investigate.

How does she know specifically which hero to call for? Why does she call for Isom? I don't know. This lady was in a crisis. She saw something horrible. Salari! Her first instinct was, Salari!

Has he saved her before? Is he known for what? Is he like Jesus? That means Jesus saved me. Salari! I'm very hung up on that woman, and I could talk about it endlessly. I guess I should just let it go. Please stop replaying this.

Here comes that guy. Stop pausing. We're never going to get through this. That's just so funny. We're never going to get through this. Let me see the poll. Okay, the poll is at... It says after. Oh, wow, after. Okay, okay.

The poll is siding with you on this one. Celery! After oh wow after okay, okay pole sighting with you on this Till alpha okay It is the truest law of the earth Verily few things of the ability where she's Scottish the test of choice supposed to be Icelandic Yes, I see around to see them to their fullest fruition, but we struggle to create them. Fullest fruition? We'll be the triumphant echoes from the past.

Just redub it. Just redub it. Just get a lady from Iceland to do her voice. Iceland is like, ooh, Swedish chef. Oh, the birdie, ooh, the birdie. I have no idea. I thought she was supposed to be Russian when I heard this. Yeah, let me hear that again.

She sounds like Zangief. Yeah. Though we may not be all around to see them to their fullest fruition. Oh, these lines they're giving her are bad, man. Follest fruition. You don't have to say fullest. You can just say fruition. Yeah.

Though we may not follow them to their fruition, we will make Mother Projectus very powerful. Look at this shiny ass. That also doesn't make sense for a tech company to have what looks like a comic book logo. Are they a tech company? They're supposed to be like a tech company. It's supposed to be like Apple. Can you imagine Apple being like, Projectus! It looks like a fucking-

I thought they were a biotech company. Maybe they're biotech. Yeah, she's like an archaeologist. She's an archaeologist slash biologist. Yeah, they're a biology science company. Wait, how do you know that? They're going to say it. Oh, okay.

I just mean look at the shininess of it. Yeah. The shooting. Well, somebody pointed out... Usually, can you see a camera in the reflection? Don't make a gloss sign if you're filming, but I'm going to say, you know what, technically. In press conferences, do they usually light from the back like this for the backlighting?

I don't know. Is that normal? I don't think you usually give a tech conference at night with dramatic lighting. It's usually like a boring hotel lobby. Times a press conference. Oh, it's about 930. It's going to be great. We're bringing on Rosalina fucking Dumpin' Poppin'.

Yeah, Junkaloff. Where's she from? I don't know. Parts unknown. I mean, this is supposed to be like an Apple keynote speech, right? Get a theater. They couldn't get that many extras, though. I have no idea.

So this is whatever office building they're in. They got enough microphones. They got enough microphones. How many microphones do you need? Why would there be that many microphones? Pretend a black celebrity raped a white woman. Gotcha. And then she threw him into a car.

Vut vi strugl to kris now. Strugl? Vut vi strugl? Vut vi strugl? Vut vi strugl to kris now. Vut vi strugl to kris now. When did she become Icelandic? Well, I don't think they've ever given her official country of origin.

But she has ice powers, so therefore in Eric's brain, he goes, where would you get ice from? Probably Iceland. I thought she was like a gym bunny. I thought she was like Sonya Blade. She was like Bridget Fonda. She had a little gym outfit. Now she's like a Thor.

I think she's supposed to be Nordic. You know what? I'm going to tell you this right now. She's definitely a descendant of Vikings. I think that's supposed to be Nordic. You know what? Thor. I'm going to tell you this right now. She's definitely a descendant of Vikings. I think that seems pretty obvious. She's supposed to be, like, really old. Okay. It'll be the triumphant echoes from the past.

I'll be here in five minutes. Hold the line. Five minutes? Thanks for the heads up. Who was he saying that to? Are there supposed to be other cops there who are like, oh, thank God they'll be here in five minutes? Wouldn't he be shouting that at the crowd on the other side of the...

Wouldn't he have a normal man-sized microphone and not a Fisher-Price, my first megaphone? Why is he shouting it at where the roped-off area is? Right, he should be telling the crowd, everyone get back, Alpha Corps is on the way, they will be here in five minutes. This is stuff that good directors think about. Like, it doesn't make sense that he's shouting this way.

Who is he talking to? By the way, this is why wokeness ruined movies and video games because the Saska sisters are intersectional feminists. They're very woke, and they're obviously incompetent. This could have been produced by any number of people in LA, men, who are extremely competent at all of these

things, for less than whatever they spent on this. Eric July probably wouldn't want to have a weird piss threesome with them. But it could have been done. But when you hire woke people, they are stupid and incompetent because all they care about is their dumb, woke agenda. Just throwing that out there as a little FYI for everyone. Maybe some consultants would rot in.

You could add a man there to tell them, here's how the army works because clearly you don't care about anything military related because you're a woman. Here's how cops work because you don't care about anything military related, because you're a woman. Here's how cops work, because you don't care about that as well. He's panning around like he's aiming it at multiple people. Who is he talking to? What is this? That guy is just walking by casually. He's not even like

like, okay, if you have a guy on a megaphone and he's got to command the fact that this is a serious situation, Put some smoke in there, man, you dumb bitches. Put a fucking fog machine in there to make it look like there's destruction happening.

If this is a serious situation, why is this guy just calmly walking? In five minutes, the Alphacore will be here. Okay, cool. It's just a guy walking past. Nobody cares. And I don't know.

Is the Alphacore five minutes to get. What are they waiting for? Are they changing clothes? Also, what are these people running from? You haven't established the threat in any way. Show something blowing up. That big cock in Jackass 4. That's what they're running from.

I can't believe the stage direction was as this guy with a megaphone yells, panic. There's panic. Oh, my God. Wait for AlphaCore. AlphaCore, I want you to calmly walk across the screen. You couldn't get some people in the background? Like 20 people? 20, 30 people?

There's only three people back there and they look bored. They're like, is something happening? Why is this roped off? Why is this roped off? There's no one there. I saw two people run in different directions. Like this was going to be the worst thing that ever happened in the city. And now there's just people behind a police line being like,

what's going on over here? They framed the shot so that you can see where the prop tape is over here, going over here, but this is not roped off. Usually a containment is like, you know, roping off an area, right? So you can't accidentally wander in. I don't understand.

This is the kind of thing where anyone on set could go, hey, can we just use a little more police tape? And also, everybody act really spooked because you're all just kind of walking around and it's not... Only one guy's giving it his all and it's a guy with a toy microphone which already looks silly and childish. So everybody else, like, help that guy. I feel bad laughing because this poor

girl, this friend of theirs, also a woke activist, they bring in their friends. Not actors. Hold on. She's already in front of the tape. Is she going to hot behind the tape in the next shot? I don't know Thanks for the head zoo Oh Thanks for the head soup and then pushes the guy for no reason even though there's like no one there that she needs to get past I mean an off Ralph went to prison for that. Yeah our jail I don't know which one Ralph went to jail for eight months for what she just did.

And she pushed him for no reason. That's woke shit, man. Saskia's sisters are going, hey, you got to put her, like, girl bossing this up, man. Put her shoving the cop in. I'm looking at him. He's stumbling. He's like, whoa. This guy's just trying to keep everybody safe until Alpha Corps arrives.

She flies. Iva was here. I lived. I am still here. I'm on you. Wait, what? What was that? What was that last thing?

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Is she like a Holocaust survivor too? Yeah. A rape survivor or something? I lived. I am still here. Among you. Among you.

Among you. What was that cut? Weird audio crossfading. I was here. Vi was there. I lived. Vi lived. I am still here.

Among you. Whoa. Weird audio clip there. Great editing, you dumb. Yeah. There's like a clear blip on on you. Whoa. Weird audio clip there. Great editing. Yeah. There's like a clear blip on the thing. Okay. Okay, so this is the problem.

Here's what doesn't make any sense. Was everyone running from this lady who's on the ground for no reason? Yeah, she's a DEI consultant. She runs, this is Sweet Baby's CEO. Okay. Did they accidentally delete one of the memory cards with half the footage on it? Why do you say that? Because why was everyone running away from a lady

in a jean jacket who's already on the ground? Did someone knock her to the ground? Oh, yeah. Do I have to read the comic to find out who knocked her to the ground? White racism. Okay. And everyone was running away from this. Nick Fuentes knocked her to the ground. This made a man so scary that he ran towards her and a lady so scared that she ran away from her screaming for Solari.

Say that Solari! And this is the threat. This is what we've been building towards. Is she a mass shooter? Does she have like an AK-47 in there? Well, I was expecting like a big alien monster blowing up the city. Like, oh my God. Yeah, you can.

That's too expensive though. All right, let's see. Let's see. Maybe she's cool. Let's see what everybody was freaking out about. She looks like the lady that killed Predator. Why is she not like shooting lasers? What do you mean everyone's freaking out about her?

She should be shooting lasers or something. Well, let's see. Let's see. Okay. She's on the ground already for some reason. Yeah. Now she shoot a bunch of goo into space? Well, the Saska sisters are big on vomit

So why not Super vomit? Yeah, super laser vomit She can vomit lasers Laser vomit? That's kind of the trademark of their work It's like, you know, how What's his name?

Always has the doves The Saska sisters John Woo John Woo, yeah Wait a minute, wait a minute So she walks in, shoves the cop And the lady throws up space vomit? Throws a laser for no reason I can possibly understand.

Doesn't even look like it's coming from her throat. Looks like it's coming from her jaw. The special effects are lacking. See, it's like off. Can't wait for Solari to get here. Where did that go? Did it? Oh, she's shooting off like Iron Man.

So, again. Wait, where? Where's that girl? She's right here. Here's my theory as to why they're missing footage. So, she's flying. Where is she going, Dick? I mean, like 20 feet away. She's taking the air for some reason. So, she's going somewhere. Where is she possibly going Dick? I mean, like 20 feet away

She's taking the air for some reason So she's going somewhere Where is she possibly going? 10 feet away Well, let's see Okay She had to go in the air No, because you can see her like

Start floating, watch Right No, she is flying, watch Floating See, she peeks at her flying Okay And then stares at this little girl And this girl has a Christian cross necklace for some reason.

Uh-oh, because she's a bad guy. Because Asuka says she's a Satanist. Well, I think Gyro might be the bad guy, but I don't know. I mean, if you're throwing up. The Alpha Corps doesn't like her. I know that. So the thrilling flight. Flight, the most exciting superhero power.

And okay, now she's on the ground again So she did a short hop Yeah yeah yeah I know That's dumb What did she say there? Something about child Child? Child Sweet dreams chilled

Sweet dreams chilled? Well that chilled. Sweet dreams chilled? Well, that's her way of saying child. Are you sure? Is it an ice pun? Like, Mr. Freeze. It would be cute if it was an ice pun, but I don't think she makes puns. Sweet dreams chilled. Like, put it on ice.

That's an ice pun. Put it on ice. Chill out. That's an ice pun. Sweet dreams chilled. That's not an ice pun. Freeze. Get out of the way of my ice laser.

That's not an ice pun. No, it's not. I don't have any ice. Put it on ice. So she punched the lady. But she punched us. Yeah, well, it's POV of us getting punched. But we're at her eye level. Yeah, well, she's about to punch us. Yeah. Well, it's POV of us getting punched. But we're at her eye level. Yeah.

Well, she's about to punch us. Yeah, but look, we're laying down. There's a lady lying on the ground for some reason, and Yaira needs to jump towards her and punch her. Okay, look. On the ground, right? Why is she on the ground? No, no, no, no, no. Just listen.

You're on the ground, all right? Then Yaira lands, talks to you, but where is this? This is not an on-the-ground shot. Punch downward. We should have... This is not on the ground. Right. What you're looking at.

You want... Well, the camera tilt is cute. That's the kind of thinking that made this. A little shake. It's cute, yeah. Well, then you have to put it on the ground looking up. Right. You can't do like you're standing up. I'm going to give him a little shake yeah well then you have to put it on the ground looking up all right I can't do like you're standing up I'm gonna give him a little

bit of credit because of the zine magazine when I were in the same creative space is that struggle is that fiction of creation I would like to thank mr. Eusebio for allowing me it is like discover and create alongside my esteemed colleagues at Project S. I thought he was going to be a big old guy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Lincoln Eusebio. And now he's wearing a stupid cowboy hat because that's his thing because he's in Texas.

Hold on. Pause. Go back a second. I'm trying. No, it doesn't work both ways. Use the arrow key back. Why? Why'd you want to pause?

Because I want to show his stupid... It's Elon Musk. Okay, but Elon Musk... Remember that when Elon Musk got made fun of for wearing a cowboy hat? They decided to put that in the trailer. Was he also wearing a t-shirt and a big Texas belt buckle? Yeah. And everyone made fun of it because it looked so stupid.

The Saskas, Eric said, that's awesome. Put that in the... This is not the kind of guy who should be wearing a t-shirt around. He looks like a doofus. That's what you wanted to say? This? Yeah. All right.

Look at him. Usually when someone's foreign and they say stuff like thank you and yes, they use their foreign tongue. They don't say thank you. They say donka or whatever it is. That's like a little character thing. All right. They say like donka or whatever it is That's like a little character thing

Alright An archaeologist? It's a bit archaic isn't it? She's well studied Jerry But if you want to question her credentials Be my guest That's not what I was saying It's just an unusual area of expertise

To pair with biology Well Dr. Rodell from my understanding Is an unusual woman Don't be threatened Jerry of expertise to pair with biology. Well, Dr. Rodell, from my understanding, is an unusual woman. Don't be threatened, Jerry. She's on our side. Is that Isom's sister? This is a trailer? What is exciting about this that it's in the trailer?

You get to see all your favorite characters. Lincoln, Eusebio. She's doing that stupid girl boss shit. Don't be threatened. Whatever Isom's sister is named. Altona Ria. Altona's here. And Yaira.

She's got a blue suit. Get it? Because Yaira wears blue. Yeah, yeah. She looks kind of mentally handicapped here. Dude, this is so long. I got it. They're clapping.

You can cut at any time. At any point, you can cut. You're going to stay close up again? You got to get that hat tilt in there. You got to get that hat tilt in there. It's like the family guy Star Wars. Da-dun. Da-dun.

Da-dun. Da-dun. Yeah, everybody preparing. Oh. Okay, she's still on the ground. Were you trying to knock me out oh go back that's a classic line you took that like a chomp took that like a chomp took that like a chomp ew gross you took that like a chomp were you trying to knock me out no it was meant to be a death blow. Yara, stand down. Oh, my God. And then another instance of ADR dialogue where I go... It wasn't five minutes.

Why not just cut to Solari so that we know who showed up? They didn't have the money for that. Now the audience has to assume. You could have his... You don't even have to show him, just have his silhouette, a guy in a cape, just completely silhouetted out. You see his cape flying. There's a

lot of inside baseball. Show a giant penis. For the eye sump. Yaira, stand down. The same voice actor who sucks. So the thing everybody was running from was a lady who spent the entire short film on the ground looking completely useless. And vomits a laser for no reason.

Why was she a threat to anyone? Did she do something? Usually a trailer makes me, oh, he's doing that thing where he doesn't tell you fucking anything. And then you have to be like, oh, man, I got to read the comic to find out why that lady vomited a laser and everybody was mad about it. Didn't even look at the laser hurt anybody. Of course, I love when trailers are followed by a minute and 30 seconds of credits. Wow, man. This is like you're really taking yourself seriously.

It's bizarre. Whoa, my. What was that? How many vowels? Couldn't you also. Okay. Who did Andre Anthony play? The guy in the hat.

The guy who ran by? Like, does everyone need a, usually you save that in the movie for like the big time actor. Yeah, like, top billing, oh my god, Matt Damon. This is like Monty Python. Ben Affleck. It's like the- Holy grail credits. You can just have one page with all the credits on it.

Oh, Mackenzie Gray, oh yeah, I loved when she ran by and went, Salami! And Marshall Bingham. She put them all on the screen at once. Are you fucking serious? Carol Brown, assistant to Mr. July. So Carol was there helping out. We get to know... Okay, that's your assumption.

I would never cast such things. Who is the best boy on this? Oh, Dylan Harris. He does good work. Drivers. Multiple drivers on the set for this. Very important. Oh, man.

Poor black guy can't keep any of his money. Editor Steve Roselle, who is now fired. Look at all these parasites taking this guy's money. Wait, who did a splinter silk with the VFX? Fantastic. Texas team. This is justinter silk with the VFX? Fantastic. Texas team. This is just literally everyone who works in Eric's warehouse gets a credit. Video assist manager.

Cash checks. Purple dog. Good work, purple dog. Okay, so. The guy was shot on location in the generous support of the Surrey City Hall. Surrey? Oh! Wait, what'd she say?

You interrupted it with your fucking screaming. I didn't even know that was there. Stop screaming. I never sat through the credits before. Stop screaming! That lady yelled, Solari, I want to get in on the fun. I didn't...

I never sat through the credits. Winter is here. Vinter is here! Oh! Go buy Gyra! Go buy it! Yeah! Yeah!

This is like... Don't make superhero comics. Especially don't make these ones. Like, this isn't what I want to see in a comic. Well, I want to see in a comic well I want to see her penis flop out after she strikes a pose I like that she is wearing like a necktie where her cock

would be to symbolize her giant penis she literally does have a design element that is yeah it's a big loin cloth what is a loin cloth for? it's for covering the loins of the man so his genitalia isn't popping out. Okay, so what's your problem?

My problem is the follow-up video to that video, which we don't need to watch all of. I call this problem patting your own ass. Oh. Because we just watched what is definitely very embarrassing for a man who claims to be spearheading a new type of economy. Not just a business, an economy he's starting. Yeah. Parallel shipping. Economy shipping.

Magnate. Driving forklifts. Hiring too many social media people. How many social media people work at the River Verge? Five? Six? Not enough, I'm gonna say. Not enough. When I think of all the great industrialists of our time, Henry Fordipper Verge? Not enough, I'm going to say. Not enough. When I think of all the great industrialists of our time, Henry Ford was out there and he goes, I need an eighth social media person.

Yeah. I want to real quick see, is this on the same thing here? My problem is that sometimes people think they did a real good job. They made it behind the scenes. And sometimes they didn't do a real good job, but they still want to pat themselves on the ass for saying, look at how good I did. Bro, are you kidding?

Look at what I did. There's a whole 10-minute documentary on the making of that shit. You haven't seen this? No. It's 11 minutes long. It's been amazing to be gifted the opportunity to be a writer. So to put this in context context can you pause this real quick eric july gave birth to her and then he's like i need a strong female in i need a strong

female team to take care of my strong female character what did i say i think he's trolling us at this point i think he put that in there to go yeah i'm i'm woke now i have a strong female team to write my story that we are her nannies eric july gave birth to her and then he's like i need a strong female influence times two action strong female influence it's been my longest childhood dream to be able to give a future generation of fans what I got from comic books. Like these women and these men, they taught me how to be strong. They taught me how to have morals and not because like you're afraid of like hell, but doing the right thing because it's the right thing to do. Oh my God. Okay. Uh, I mean, I'm not going to go into too much detail, but this is in the style of, let's say, an inconvenient truth where Al Gore makes a whole movie about, look at me.

I stopped global warming. Yeah. Or being Serena where Serena Williams goes, look how good I am at tennis. Eric July made it. Well, I think Serena is good at tennis. She is good at tennis. There is no global warming. Okay.

Well, there's a number of different. This is bad. I think the point is you did a thing regardless of whether it's good or bad. Why don't you just let the thing speak for itself? Serena Rollins. It did. Why don't you let your tennis career speak for itself? And Eric, I think your trailer speaks for itself.

I don't think 11 minutes of the Saska sisters saying, well, one day me and my sister, we were kissing and pissing and vomiting. And then this black guy called us up. To see not only the characters brought to life, that in itself is unbelievable. This is mixed horribly. This music is too loud. We ripped adaptations for what was happening in the comics. What it was.

And that's just crazy. Happening in the comics? It's the same fucking scene that you're shooting over and over and animating? Live action shooting? He animated it and he had to live action shoot it? It's so fucking bizarre. What is in his head?

I mean, I understand if this is like an investor reel and they want to show this to investors. They're like, we need $100 million. The entire, guys, if you haven't figured it out, this is not to sell comics to you, unless you're a pay-paying idiot. This is to show things to investors who are dumb. And they go, well, he's already got a cartoon. And he's already got kind of like a movie.

Yeah, that's the hard part. And movies make money. If you made the cartoon. They don't have 12 animation studios that are already working with them. This is just an investor showcase. You know what annoys me about the parallel economy? What? It would be great if a parallel economy or projects took over and won influence from Hollywood.

Sure. But they have to be good. Right. If they're not good, you're just subsidizing shit. You're burning money for something that will never compete well you're trying to destroy one thing to replace it with a thing that is equally bad if not worse this is much much

much worse this is worse than I'd rather have a million gay superheroes fucking each other than it's just not gonna work like no it's not gonna work this is gonna be mainstream like well but it's not good. It has to be good. So take that money

that you're giving you and give it to somebody who can make something good. Because you cannot. You've failed and you will never get good. People don't get good at these things. They're either good or they're not. I'm gonna make the generous suggestion that

Eric could get good at making comics. That's why you shouldn't be trusted. I'm not going to say. No. It's not that kind of world. It's not a kind of world where you can tap dance. No. But I'm saying he could hire all the right people.

No. He already didn't and can't. This is why I'm being 100% serious. I get it. I know what you're saying. You have to be very strict with your thinking about these things. You have to not trust. Well, he has a very strange, his logic is just not there.

It's what if there was a shared superhero universe? And you're like, that would be bad. That would be really bad what do you mean like marvel and dc are popular okay sure but they're great because in the 40s a bunch of weirdos were hanging out making books for children and that slowly evolved into like a mythos that could only exist because of that because young people were buying let's be real very silly stories about superman you know, marrying a gorilla. And over time, a mythos has cost 50 years.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's true. If you did that now, and you said, here's my superhero, and he's a gorilla. Marrying a gorilla. Yeah, you'd be like, well, this is. No, it's not working. No, it only worked because the 40s were cheesy and stupid. And slowly from that, Batman was the stupidest thing alive.

It was dumb. It was about a guy who kidnapped a child from the circus and they went on little adventures together. And then the 60s, it was fun and campy because everyone went, comic books are stupid. But only from that, only from that legacy of whatever were you able to be like, yeah, but what if they were really cool and serious? It's like, oh, that's interesting.

That's cool. But it's not interesting when you go, okay, and what if there was a blonde chick who didn't know what an Icelandic accent sounds like, and she punched a lady who vomited a laser? And there's no gravitas or anything interesting about it at all, because all of this is just parodies of existing tropes that you already know.

It's just like, just tell one really good story. There's no more room for... Stop giving him money. He can't. We saw in Hollywood, there's no room for cinematic universes. They don't work. Nobody wants interweaving, ooh, what if Tom Cruise was the mummy and this guy was the... Oh, yeah, that's right. Whatever, man.

It doesn't work because it doesn't... And those have the history. Yes, they do. Even with the history, it's impossible to pull off. They're trying to force it, and they're trying to force it in a non-organic way. Eric's strategy is, what if I invented a million characters that have no weight or history or any reason for anyone to be connected to them other than they like me, and I forced them to interact with each other, and I made a million comics about them?

And I'm going, that would be the worst creative writing exercise in the history of the human race. And I'm going, that would be the worst creative writing exercise in the history of the human race. And I present to you the Yaira behind-the-scenes trailer where two vomit lesbians are explaining to you how excited they were. Is it lesbians if it's your twin? Because it's your genetic, it's like you jacking off. It's masturbatory. It's masturbation. Yeah. Two ladies are going to explain to me about how they had a lady jump towards another lady

who's lying on the ground for no reason as one lady ran by and yelled, Salary! Salary! And I'm like, what is the narrative love here? This is where our dreams come true. How do you write something this bad? Even if you handed me all of Eric Jalai's characters, I would go, okay, well, you got to show why there's a threat And what's happening

It's really This is embarrassing I've been on like normal shoots That are like on Paramount Like real shows And These morons are taking this

Way more seriously Than any of those productions Like actual They're taking it way more seriously than any of those productions. Like actual. They're taking it way more seriously and doing it infinitely worse. Oh, yeah. It's like baffling. How did you not? This is pathetic.

So Isam falls into the car. Why? Well, we got to show Isam. Why? It's about Yaira. Because it's in that scene. She dropped him out of the car, but we don't see her drop him out of the car, so it doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, but we'll just have her say a line which says, stop following me. Stop following me, black man. Because that was in the book. Because that was in the book. Like I said, it's something that I can't. I don't know if I'm ever going to get used to it. I'm fine with that because it's an amazing experience when you see everything set up, makeup, all, costume. Dude, Eric. He's so excited experience when you see everything set up, makeup, all

costume. Dude, Eric. He's so excited to be on a movie set. Eric, stop spending money, man. Stop spending money. He's not going to listen. You know all the money I made from my show? Kept it. Right. I didn't like go shoot

a video about like the Dick Show biopic and then like behind-the-scenes of it. I just kept the money. Meanwhile, I'm buying Super Killer merchandise, and every dollar I send away, I go, I'm so stupid for doing this. You are. I'm throwing money in a toilet. I told you not to do that.

I know I'm throwing money in a toilet. I told you not to do that. But at least I recognize it. Because it's fun for me. That's a character that I created. Walking on set and seeing Yaira off the panels. It's like the greatest feeling in the world. I love doing stunts because I do.

It makes me feel like a superhero, honestly. I feel like, you know, we've got the... Why wasn't he the voice? I can't watch any of this. This is like the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. You don't want to ax him? So what do I do in the movie? You fall into a car.

Why? I don't know. Pulse rate going a little, heart rate going a little bit faster than normal. I think that it's just... All you did was get dropped on a car. Why did he give an interview about being dropped on a car? Why was that shot in this? It has nothing to do with what's happening. It's such a

creative universe that Eric has created. Having Yaira as the lead in this is something that a lot of people are going to be able to look up to. And it's just kind of a cool twist, you know?

It's such an original universe. What's the cool twist? Well, you've got DC and Marvel kind of owning the... I can't. Come on. Come on. I'm the villain of the rip-a-verse. This is the Canadian guy who showed...

Not Marvel and DC. It's me. I... Look. This is so bad this is like profoundly embarrassing too like like you know how you get that secondhand embarrassment okay this is every but this is exactly what the river visitor is is if you pretend long enough if you and your friends get together and you make a documentary about what a great thing you did yeah right it's kind of the same as doing a great thing you did. Yeah, right. It's kind of the same as doing a great thing, right? Yeah.

If you tell everyone, we will win, we will destroy Marvel and DC, it's kind of the same thing as doing it, right? Well, no, not really. You kind of actually have to, at some point... They kind of pumped the brakes on that one too after all these debacles. Yeah, now it's just like, please

stop talking about my trailer. Start talking about how the person clipping, the girl clipping us and making fun of us fucks dogs for some reason. Start spreading that lie around. Even though she absolutely does not. Yellow Flash is a huge piece of shit for that, man. Well, Yellow Flash is like a crazy person. Piece of shit. Yeah. For trying to spread a rumor that the woman, the housewife, who's clipping his channel. There's a woman who says like, here's what, you know, Yellow Flash and Eric are saying.

Here's some clips. Attacking the clipper. They're being stupid. There's a lot of clippers on YouTube. It's not like a big deal. It's funny. They're great. Right.

They found out that she really likes Inuyasha, which is a Japanese anime about a lady who falls in love with a dog demon man. But he's a man. He's a man. Like a werewolf. Yes, it's a werewolf. It's basically a werewolf anime. They had a fan group for that, and they're going through the fan fictions that are on their fan page, laughing at them, and one of them was a porno.

And they're laughing at it, and Yellow Flash is saying, literally saying that this woman fucks dogs because of that. There are people saying she's a total piece of shit. Dude, they're saying she's an abuser. They're like, oh, a known abuser is one of Eric's critics. I'm like, she laughed at Inuyasha porn? How through this insane game of Ripa vs. Telephone did that turn into, this woman actually is a dog fucker and a known abuser.

That was way over the line Honestly when they started doing that I was like There was always this part of me that's like Are we going too hard on these guys And now I'm like no They're like genuinely bad people Yeah And both of them have been like this

Since before all of this started They're still the same person It's bizarre. It's weird. Oh, you're clipping me and making fun of me? You fuck dogs. Like, she doesn't even

have a big account. Dude, she's not like, okay, yeah. She just clips things that are funny. It's like that girl that clips Nick Riccati's stuff. Well, they're also very desperate.

You mean a colored dog fucker? They're very embarrassed about all the Saska stuff. So they've been constantly trying to run this, well, what about Vito? And I'm like, what do you mean, what about Vito? I'm not making any comics for anybody.

I'm making my own comic. And they're like, yeah, but you can talk to him. We partially wrote it in mind being like, oh, I bet this Eric July guy is going to review it. I want it to be really boss and I want him to really dig it. We're talking about how they wrote their Black Widow comic hoping Eric July would approve of it. People have seen that the superhero sphere has turned into like... She doesn't have a microphone anymore? No. What the hell happened?

The mic got fucked. They lost the audio? They're using one shotgun and it's pointed at the other one. I can't move. It's badly... That guy doesn't have headphones? There's no sound. What the hell's going on?

It's an odd board. You know, there isn't even movies that... Why is the same three notes like a slot machine in the entire documentary? It's bad music. Why don't you get some superhero sound? It's just exciting to be part of a company where a fan will say something, and there's an internal discussion about it. Like, how are we going to make this happen?

Wait, you're telling me a fan sends in a suggestion? You go, shit, that's way better than anything I could come up with, and you just steal it? It's so exciting to be a part of that. Oh, they got credits for the documentary, too! I'm going to kill myself. There's no way. Oh, no!

Loud and clear. Eric July! Wow! Yeah! How did it feel? Come on in. How does it feel to waste all this money? See, you know what you were saying about how Eric July can't make a parallel economy?

Because anyone trying to make a legitimate parallel economy would look at the edited version of this and go, Yeah, we got to scrap this. Yeah, we're not paying you. We're not using this. Let's shut it down. I'm looking at the dailies. They don't look good. Here's what I'll do.

I'll take the footage of Yairo Looking kind of cool And I'll intersplice it with Buy my comic book You know You could salvage some of that footage To just be like Look she walks And she's there

And whatever Don't listen to her talk Don't watch her do anything We're putting like Sidney Sweeney in this Yeah Not fucking She-Ra She-Man here Anyway Dick

My problem is Padding Is it padding on the ass Or padding on the back Padding yourself on the back Padding yourself on the back That's what I don't know why I patting on the ass or patting on the back? Patting yourself on the back. Patting yourself on the back. I don't know why I said patting on the ass. It's about ass.

I'm a football team. Hey, good work out there, buddy. Good work out there. Was that my second problem? That was my second problem. Yeah, yeah, we're done. We're done. Let's do voicemails.

Let's do it. Our problems are national parks, bad day holidays, uh, a generation of sexless idiots. Okay. And patting yourself on the back. And we didn't talk about gang and brigade stuff at all. However, we're going to look at the super chance. I'm sure the super chats are going to force us to talk about it. I don't really want to dig too deep.

Wow. Yairo is great, man. Good job, Eric. I mean... Again, there's only so much excuses you can make for this company. Why would you make any?

I don't know. It's not good. I would have expected the YIRA sisters have movie... They made movies. No, they made shitty torture porn and piss porn and stuff. It's not hard to make. I know. It doesn't need a plot. Well... You don't...

Like, you film it, like, in close quarters. It's shit. If they made, like, local commercials or something, that would be... Why is Carol Brown not going, so why is that lady just lying on the ground? Because none of them have ever been on a film set. Ever. I just...

I really want to know if they were lying... Running away from a lady who spends the entire time. She's not even like in a position to make, she's, and then she vomits a laser. That's the scariest. I guess in Yairo we get to see a lady punch a lady who vomits lasers. That'll be cool. And then she spits out blood.

You took that like a chomp. Usually when you see the, usually you need to see the hit and then the blood. The blood comes out. You don't cut back and then go. Well, you got a mouthful. You have to see a transition from one hit. You'll took that like a chomp. Were you trying to knock me out?

No, that was a death blow. So she can't kill her? She was trying to kill her, I guess, and failed. Well, she better get out of there then. Some bad dialogue. Were you trying to knock me out? Duh. Duh, was it that?

Duh. All right. Yira, back down. And you go, who the fuck's that? The biggest problem in the universe isn't daylight savings time. Okay. The smug motherfuckers look around the room and see everybody's tired and go, I'm just so grateful for the extra hour of daylight.

Those motherfuckers need to be culled from civilization so we can all just kind of enjoy life. See you next Friday. The daylight savings lovers. Smug daylight savingsers. DSLs. Okay. This guy's unraveling my Netflix conspiracy.

You know, Dick asked you if you've watched Netflix during February and seen that, in fact, it's nothing but black people. And to your fucking failing, you completely left out the whole point of that being that February, historically now for, I don't know, several years, I guess, is goddamn Black History Month. Yeah. That's why when you turn on Netflix or Hulu or whatever, in February, it's all black people. Yeah, we know.

Now it's March, and it's National Women's History Month. So guess what? Okay, thanks for the... It's black fucking women. I like when the fans explain things we all already know. Now it's March, and it's National Women's History Month. So guess what? Thanks for the... I like when the fans explain things we all already know. Goddamn algorithm to work with. Goddamn it, guys. Could you stop arguing about shit wherein they just repeat the same question over and over?

Because it makes me want to pull my fucking teeth out. Try that. Vito. What? The reason why Netflix is all black in February is because... Why in February is it all black stuff? It makes me want to pull my fucking teeth out. Try that. Vito. What? The reason why Netflix is all black in February is because it's Black History Month. Oh. Duh.

See, and that's just always been. It's just always been Black History Month. It's never been, like, pushed or promoted as a vehicle to shove racial identity in everyone's face, right? It's just, it is Black History Month, so that's why there's black shit everywhere. Oh, is he excusing it? Is that what's happening? He is the person that this is built for. He's the reason why you have to stack

these scams. Hey, everybody, it's Black History Month. Oh, huh. Hey, now we're just doing all black movies and shit. Oh, well, yeah, because it's Black History Month. I mean, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, idiot. That's why they're doing it.

Is that why, like, Trans History Month, it's always, like, movies about suicide and stuff? Is it? Yeah, yeah. Is there a Trans History Month yet? No. They should do one. Well, Trans History Month, I mean,

it's all tragic stories. Cut tragically short. Hey, this is a message for that pedophile Dick Masterson. Hey, fuckface. You realize that fucking Omaha, Nebraska is not full of rednecks, you fucking loser. It's the only blue cut portion of the whole entire state. And they get an entire electoral vote to vote on only fucking Dems. Do not fucking call Omaha

a fucking redneck place because real rednecks like me don't live in that fucking shithole. Don't fuck yourself, dick. Veto your fat. I apologize. Sorry for calling them rednecks. I'm over here in LA. I guess people in Nebraska, the red guys in Nebraska

really hate the Omaha guys. Well, yeah. Learned a little something about Nebraska. Okay, here's another one. Listening to this last episode has been so fucking painful because Dick is saying there's no hostility from my side of the room, even though I am making wild assumptions about Vito's character and just pointing the finger and putting my foot down and saying, you're a bad person. Thank you.

You're such a teen guy. All these things that people have done unrelated to you, you need to apologize for their crimes. I'm not being hostile. What do you mean? I'm not being hostile. I'm not doing anything. Like, Nick, you're being so fucking annoying. Shut up.

Fuck. Stop laying into him. This guy left six voicemails. Not entertaining at all. Well, do you want to hear all six of them? He's very impassioned. Yeah, let's hear it. He feels strongly about this.

This is the worst episode you guys have ever had by far. Just break up already so we don't have to listen to this fucking garbage. Oh, my God. God damn. Oh, my God. God, this sucks. Stop fucking fighting and make more jokes.

Your fighting is not entertaining. And also, you're both just being so fucking petty. Dick way more than Vito this episode. More than you, though. Okay, you're more petty than me. I like that. That's good. That wasn't good enough.

Dick laying into Vito Okay, you're more petty than me. I like that. That's good. That wasn't good enough. He's called back. Yeah, he's got another one here. Dick laying in DeVito this episode is... Is this all about the same episode? I don't think I've ever seen... He called in over and over and over. Did he think the first one didn't go through? No, because he's building up. He's just building up.

Okay. Dick exhibit this amount of projection. It's similar to the amount of projection that Noel is putting on other people. Like, oh, they're so engaged in pedophile activity. And Noel is. Dick, you're saying Vito is, like, closed off and thinks he's better than everyone else. And that's the problem. Well, what the fuck are you?

I mean, how do you not realize that you're just saying it's applicable to you and putting it on veto? I kind of like this guy. I don't get it. This guy's making a lot of sense. This guy supports you. Yeah. And he called in five times. Yeah.

Well, the veto files are very passionate. So his mind is correct, right? I think there's a very passionate group. Okay, here's call number three. Listening to this last episode has been so fucking painful. Oh, is that the same one? There's no hostility. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Four, four. I already played that one. Oh, my God, Dick. Shut the fuck up. My God. It was entertaining when you shat on Maddox because he's a complete fucking idiot, moron, degenerate retard. Vito is not.

Vito has a head on his shoulders. Stop just fighting with him for the sake of it. It is not entertaining. Not entertaining at all. Not entertaining. Not entertaining. I guess he was listening to the episode and he would keep pausing it when he got upset to get another call in. Is it the last one?

No, I'm listening to the last episode. Oh, okay. Thanks for letting us know. Nick is completely spurring out on Vito for not immediately completely agreeing with him that his one piece of evidence is completely ruining everything by, everything by injecting, like, with their diversity consulting or whatever. You're like those guys on, like, my old friends from high school who are, like, really right-wing and really conspiratorial. And they would show me a piece of, quote-unquote, evidence for something like, I don don't know Bigfoot or UFOs Yeah, and it's something kind of like you know that maybe could be explained. You know with like a few No, Bigfoot could definitely be explained But they're just like, well the fact that you don't agree with me right away means that you're a complete piece of shit

And you always jump to these conclusions and you never agree with me I deal with, yeah, that's pretty much what it is. I deal with that. That's pretty much what I'm dealing with. I agree. That guy's on your side. I like this guy. He's got a lot of, he's very impassioned. Seems like a smart guy. I figured out the way to beat the system is if you leave five voicemails, you have five

times as much of a chance of getting in. Yeah, if you leave, buddy, if you leave like five more, I'll play. That's great. That was pretty smart. Thanks for calling in. Okay. And then I got's great. That was pretty smart. Thanks for calling in. Okay. And then I get this one. It's pretty good.

Team Guy Vito. Official narrative Vito. Always with the dumb little shit. Oh, I cut out at the end. Always with the dumb little shit. Team Guy Vito. Official narrative Vito. Always with the team guy shit.

I'm looking at all these great Magic the Gathering voicemails. You got to send me these so I can... Send you what? Magic. What do they have to say? Hey, Dick. Hey, Vito. Hey.

I have two quick messages to each of you, so I'll be short. Then just say them. Don't... I'm going to be spoiling some Magic the Gathering cards from Outlaws of Thunder Junction this weekend. Should I shill for Biggest Problem or super kill it? Oh, shill for Biggest Problem. Call me back and let me know. Biggest Problem.

And Dick, I've noticed that a lot of these team guys like to use this phrase, and I didn't know why they like to use this phrase and i but i think i've cracked the code okay yeah so whenever you hear media literacy oh just replace that with liberalism yes it makes a lot of the things they say make sense. Like, for example, you know, they go to school for their media literacy, and they always, like, make fun of conservatives for not having media literacy and such and such. Anyway, love you guys. Take care.

I do like media literacy. Yeah, yeah. It's a lot of that. I know. It's a lot of that I know It's a lot of Cognitive lacking In some of these places You guys are so smart

We are very smart How come Well Alright What My side didn't make Yaira That's your team No

It's literally Your team That's my team Intersectional feminism Is hardcore liberal Well who hired him A retard You know Your retard Literally, your team. That's my team. Intersectional feminism is hardcore liberal. Well, who hired him? A retard.

Your retard. No, a Democrat voter hired them. Oh, Eric Geliath, Democrat voter? Yeah. Fair enough. You don't think he voted for Obama? I'm sure he voted for Obama. Sure he voted for Obama. But now he knows where the money is.

We did the many calls. We did that. All right. We did the many calls. We did that. All right. Where are the names justified? Oh, on the... This is stupid. Vito, why would you justify all the dickheads

on the right side when you're on the left side of the screen? It makes no sense. I was trying to have a meet in the middle. You're retarded. And sorry I'm out of breath.

I'm at the gym right now on the treadmill. Something you don't know shit about. Go fuck yourself. Okay, no, this makes sense. No, it doesn't. Look, you have that center dividing line, so I should have used that. It doesn't even line up, though. I know, because I didn't have that in place.

But the idea was that they're meeting in the middle and spreading out from there, spreading out from a center point. That's weird. Well, tell me how to do it, I guess. I don't know. I told you not to do it. I can do them all left justified, if that's better. All right. Or center.

Center kind of screws it up for some reason. We'll do our super chats. Guys, don't forget to vote on all the problems at biggestproblem.show. Don't forget our newest bonus episode, The Biggest Problem in Final Fantasy is now available at patreon.com slash biggestproblem. I've been streaming that Final Fantasy game over at youtube.com slash veto.

Come on by every Wednesday. And I've also been selling magic cards on WhatNot, and that's been a lot of fun. If you have a WhatNot account, follow Veto Comedy, and I will sell you magic cards and a bunch of video games I have to test. That game is, like, stupid. The Final Fantasy VII game? They're fighting in their underwear or bathing suits and stuff. I haven't gotten to that point. It looks dumb.

Well, they had the beach in the original game where they go to the Costa del Sol, and then they get on a boat, and they fight a Sephiroth clone. Yeah, but you're, like, fighting them them in the game and they're in bathing suits. It feels stupid. I'm going to tell you a little something about Japanese culture. It's all a little bit stupid. But that's what makes it so fun. I'm sorry.

You're telling me you don't want the ladies to be in like sexy bathing suits and fighting monsters? I don't get that at all. I like that. No, it's gross for them to be nearly naked fighting monsters. What if the monsters try to have sex with them? That's hot. No, I don't want that either in the game. I want to play a video game with a person wearing clothes that's fighting monsters. I don't know anything. That's not my kind of video game.

It's weird. It's like, oh, you're wearing a bunch of frilly shit. I do think the swimsuits look a little weird, but I'm going to say it's a fantasy universe where all the farms are run by black people for some reason. It's been a little first diversity in that Final Fantasy VII. Oh, there is? Well... They got consultants in there. Well, I go, there are a lot of black people in this game.

More than I remember from the first game. I'm sure that's just a coincidence. It's another coincidence. Just an aw shucks farmer homesteader maybe. At least he hasn't tried to lecture me about his slavery roots. The locks for two. Koof is late and gay. Koof comes in for two. Thank you for not

killing yourselves. Thank you Koof. Koof for two. You should make Team Vito and Team Dick jerseys. I like that idea. I might even somebody remind me of that idea. I might even... Somebody remind me of that later. Vito jersey and dicks can have I don't know.

You never want me to make merch for you. It's just a waste of time. What are you going to sell? Three shirts? It's not a waste of time. It's fun. It's a fun... Okay, okay. Make the jerseys. No, no. I don't want to do it. Because you're being all negative about it. Diamond G for two. It says, how many XL is that?

Moon Milk for five. Ethan Ralph is a guest. When? P.S. Vito, please stop your religious blathering. It's so troublesome hearing it everywhere I go, so please don't ruin it. Isabella's watching you for five. Dick, now that Gumroad has been bullied by credit card companies to ban all non-safe work content.

I didn't hear that. Yeah, like yesterday or today. Wait, really? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. That's where all the hentai artist guys are at because they all got booted off Patreon. Yeah. Credit card companies

for some reason are all going after Well... It's another coincidence. It's not a coincidence. I just don't, it's another coincidence. It's not a coincidence. I just don't think it's directly connected to what you're worried about. Will Back Buy ever get a storefront option? Yeah, hopefully.

Say it in a more forceful, exciting way. No, because I don't lie about what might or may not happen. You don't have to lie. You just go. The reboot. The new version. You sound so depressed. Get happy about it. Like, you know what? Yeah. I may not happen. You don't have to lie. You just go, the reboot, the new version have to be. You sound so depressed. Get happy about it. Like, you know what?

Yeah, I, I. It's not happy. Well, just be like, you know, like, oh, yeah, you know what? We're going to look into that. That's a good idea. I mean.

You sound so defeated by the, by the credit card people. Because I'm. I get it. Actually trying to stop this shit. I know. Um.

But you're supposed to give people the hope. I'm all out of that that The new version's coming out I don't know, maybe in a month or two You are not a Lincoln Eusebio Lincoln Eusebio would be up here No, I hate these fucking people I know

Always selling this shit to That's how you Lying, lying, lying nonstop You don't have to lie She could go You know what, we're gonna take a look Cause I don't like what's happening Yeah, maybe There might be one if we have the resources to do it She could go, you know what, we're going to take a look because I don't like what's happening.

Yeah, maybe. There might be one if we have the resources to do it. If anybody wants to help, you know, join the Discord. Okay. I think that Backby is a great place to be and a lot of good people are on there. So Gothro for five says Super Killer should visit a world where everyone is disabled and the superhero is just a regular guy. Wow know what's great about the fans is uh you know they'll give you cool ideas or whatever and you take them and you put them in the trash because it's my comic book and i'm not eric july and i don't want suggestions kill yourself uh kicks mechanic for five Finally caught Vito on PKA. It was a great episode filled with laughs.

Kuv told me, thanks for not killing yourself, and I would buy those jerseys. We need more merch. Some people in my Discord, my Discord, were mad. They're like, why didn't you tell us you're on PKA? I'm like, I update the Patreon every week telling you every single show I went on. I don't check the Patreon. I'm like, well didn't you tell us you were on PKA? I'm like, I update the Patreon every week telling you every single show I went on. I don't check the Patreon. I'm like, well, can you make a separate Discord board to repost

it as well? No. No. Every Monday, go on there and I'll tell you what show I was on. It's still up. It's still there. Don't worry. JJ for 20. After you finish with the Yira live action thing, watch Eric's three minute video titled, Let Me Clarify Some Things to see his response to the haters. Okay, for 20 bucks. Me Clarify Some Things, to see his response to the haters.

Okay, for 20 bucks. For 20 bucks. I want to see that. I did not know that there was a hater response. Is he going to explain how hard it is to write a short film where a lady does a short jump towards another lady? He's going to say he loves criticism as long as it's not something he made. Let me clarify some things. Oh, man, I really hate watching.

What's up, y'all? I'm just checking in with my channel and other forms of social... I'm so embarrassed to watch this guy. I get the secondhand embarrassment of, like, having to explain how you'd fucked up, but you didn't really fuck up. Yeah, it's cool. It's supposed to be bad in a stupid way.

We're just trying things out. Don't worry about it. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's cool, actually. The haters only hate it because they're it. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's cool, actually. The haters only hate it because they're haters. Yeah. They don't want to see somebody try new things. Oh, yeah.

No one's ever made that. All right. Okay. I don't know if I'm going to be able to get through this. And with my channel and other forms of social media, since it's been a crazy launch for Yaira, number one, we've hit a million dollars in 24 hours, which broke the ISOM number two record. And I'm so grateful for that. With that being said, before it gets too... All right, I'm gonna give Eric one piece of advice.

You have to crossfade between clips. It's like a standard stock thing. Okay. Just crossfade. Just apply a default audio transition. Okay. Or learn how to talk. How does the editor not know that? It's like the basic... Too you crazy i have to clarify some things for starters we're getting through the benchmark goals that you all breezed right through one thing people are excited for is the yira statue that gets unlocked should we hit two million dollars and sales let's do this is not something that we already have ready though we've had some interesting conversations about this do not anticipate that this would be added to the campaign and shipped with the campaign items we're just what what you're having a little statue raises two million dollars there will be a statue

but you can't buy it ah saying that we would commit to putting one out and it's something that would be delivered at a much later date i'm not not going to say that the preorder for it couldn't possibly be announced before this campaign ends, but we're not promising that. But whatever we do put up for sale is gonna be legit. Secondly, I want to clarify some things about the YIRA No. 1 campaign trailer. It's not a trailer for an upcoming show or film that's in the works. This was done specifically to promote the comic book and build some hype around it. It was shot on what is effectively a shoestring budget,

and it only took a- Shoestring budget? There's like 30 people there. There's a lot of people there. This is more- You got crafty? Eric. You got subsidies from Canada, obviously.

This is not a shoestring budget. Okay, I filmed a pilot, and there was about five people on set at any time. This is like a whole crew. You had two drivers in the credits, Eric. How much does this tent cost? 40 bucks at least, and there's about five people on set at any time. This is like a whole crew. You had two drivers in the credits, Derek. How much does this tent cost? 40 bucks at least, and there's four of them. He spent 100 grand on this, minimum.

Maybe. Because it's a day to shoot. There were a lot. Less? No way. Well, it's a one-day shoot, but there's a lot of fucking people there. Why do you think it's a one-day shoot? I think he said it's a shoot.

The guy falling in a car, multiple crane takeoffs? You think it's a one-day shoot? I think he said a shoot. The guy falling in a car, multiple crane takeoffs. You think it's a one-day shoot? They'd have to do it at like 4 a.m. Knock out the car, drop and... I mean, all Yaira does is walk forward a couple steps, jump, and then punch a lady. And they got that thing in the inside in the middle? You think they did that all in one day?

Could have done it at night. To make this happen and to put this in a perspective, it costs only a fraction of what we've spent on our animations. Some people have mistakenly assumed that this is a glimpse of something that's going to be longer form, but this is a trailer for a comic book. Nobody's thinking that. It's not a trailer.

Nobody's thinking this would ever be longer form because it's total trash. I think the footage is missing, but what do I know? Nah, you're do i know no you're i know i'm just giving him too much credit i'm like well obviously you cut to her in the sky because you just dropped your stop following me yeah no but not a trailer for something longer form we go about this completely differently if this was a film or show regardless of the budget i love for us to do longer form animations and live actions and run it through our upcoming Riververse app. We have a lot of ideas in that regards. But at that point, it's a different ballgame.

Because then we're not making something that's for comic book hype. We'd be making something that's a little more self-contained and meant to stand on its own. Some people have said, if Hollywood put this out, you look at it differently. Well, yes, I know I would considering the context.

A more accurate comparison would be, well, other comic book trailers. I've seen... Some people have said that if you put this out in Hollywood, then you look at it more differently and have a different reaction to it. But of course as it depends on the context

what it actually means is what I tell you. You took that like a chop! He's comparing this to other comic book trailers. Which don't exist? Well, first of all why don't they exist? What are you talking about? Why do you have a live-

You mean like the little teasers Marvel puts out that they probably tell the guy in the graphics department to throw together in like a weekend? Do they have documentaries about it? No.

Like- They definitely don't make documentaries. Yeah, okay. You're right. That doesn't make any fun- This is just a little- This is just a little fun thing that we did in the day.

This is a little fun thing we did together. Also- You hired a documentary crew? I had a second unit to shoot documentary footage. What the fuck? Exactly. Just something we threw together.

A shoestring budget. A shoestring budget is you had a second set of filmmakers filming the behind the scenes and doing interviews. Interviews with everyone. So that's the second day of filming where they're getting the interviews in between shots. Like, hey, can I pull you away to talk about how Eric's the next fucking genius?

That's a shoestring budget? Wow. Just say, like, you fucked up. Just say that this was like CW-esque from people that enjoyed it. No, it's worse. And maybe some that didn't enjoy it as well. It's a compliment.

I love it. Nobody enjoyed, like, nobody enjoyed it. He's trying to say, he's trying to say, some people are saying it's like the CW. I don't see what's so bad about the CW. I don't see what's so bad about it. He's trying to say, some people are saying it's like the CW. I don't see what's so bad about the CW. I don't see what's so bad about that. Some of the CW shows are pretty good. Superman, I know they got Superman all there. Supergirl.

That's actually a compliment. They even got the woke Batgirl. They got Batgirl. She's a black lady now. Trailers. I've seen some comments say that this was like CW-esque from people that enjoyed it and maybe some that didn't enjoy it as well. It's a compliment either way for us because that's a network connected to a billion-dollar

corporate entity and multiple billion-dollar corporate entities. Eric, no one's saying it looks like the CW to say it looks like something made from a billion-dollar media enterprise as a compliment to you. They're saying, hey, you know how when you watch that Flash show, it looks like dog shit? Your thing also looks like dog shit. That's a compliment either way because that's a billion-dollar company.

That's a billion dollars. You know, as far as companies go. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh my God. To make this happen, though, probably doesn't even cover the catering budget for one of their shows. Either way, it was a great... Just a little classic catering joke for you. A little inside Hollywood here for you.

You know, those catering budgets, they'll really set you back. You know, we had sandwiches on the set. I said, how much are we paying for these sandwiches? Not enough is Hollywood. I don't know what to do with any of this. I can't. I can't. I don't know how anyone is taking this man seriously.

But go ahead. What are the comments that people say? They're like, oh, wow, it's. It's really into it the CW is great Can we please that keep the catchphrase it's meant to be a death flow death blow that shit was hilarious and iconic I'm sure that's in the comic cuz they can't write anything new they put a new line for every like in the weird in the middle and then odd One million is one million no No need to clarify that. Well, kind of, because if you spent a tenth

of the budget on this, you're an idiot. Eric isn't keeping any of the money. No, he's throwing it out a window. At least the Iris sister's got a, or the Fari, the Saska sister's got a payday. You could buy a lot of piss with that. You gotta buy a lot of piss. I learned so

much about everything from stunts and how to actually run a set. I've been kicking some ideas around and ways that we can and will improve. We're ambitious and we want to keep pushing the boundaries, trying new things, actually giving it a shot.

If you wanted to learn what a set looks like, Eric, go buy a $110 ticket to Universal. They'll take you to the back lot. Look like, Eric, go buy a $110 ticket to Universal, okay? And they'll take you to the back lot. Look at the shark. It's a Josh shark. Oh, my God. You can learn a lot about movie making and live your fucking Hollywood fantasy.

I lived a lot about Hollywood that day. I only had to spend a hundred thousand dollars of your money. I really got to push boundaries. You know, see, you fall on the... I've never seen an iPhone in a movie before. And then I saw that black You fall on the I've never seen it I've never seen it I've flown in a movie before And then I saw I saw that black man Fall on the car

And I said What if I was the voice Of the black man Who fell on the car And then I learned a lot And they all said I was a great voiceover

Wasn't that amazing I never knew I had an injury Chuck Dixon called me up Himself And he said Eric I thought you were A great writer

I did not realize That you're also A great voice actor. And I said, thank you, Chuck Dixon. And then the Saskas Legendary Chuck Dixon. And if you can't listen to Chuck Dixon, I mean, what are you talking about here? And then Mark

Miller, creator of Kick-Ass, he called me up and he said, Eric, I liked in the Yabra trailer when she said, you took that like a chomp. That's one of the lines I would write in one of my popular comics. Jesus Christ. Please keep giving this man your money. I want this to never end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great.

It's great. It's great. See that? And that's why all of our releases are like these big events. Of course, whether you like it or not, you're free to criticize. Seeing people talk about this that have never really shown interest in comics, new newbies that's awesome we hope that you stick around but if not that's fine too i just didn't want people to get

their hopes up and think that this was part of something that's on the way i think i did help my hope so much i wanted love that you have shown and i can't wait for you all to read yira number one uh yeah excited. Yeah, great. Thanks for the super chat. Very excited. His mouth disappears when he does that. That hippo move? That's cool. Wow. Alright. I learned a lot on a

real movie set. I couldn't believe I was real on a real movie set. I was on a real movie set. G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g- Real movies? Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, golly. I had a real good time. Me? I could be the voiceover? And after I watched the Saskatchewan Sisters pee on me, they showed me what a camera is. And I was very interested. Shit lips for 10. Says money.

Dog Fred of five for five. Team guy Vito. Sweet baby Vito. Lying liberal Vito. Lying liberal Vito. That's a good one. Shut up. Send that one in.

Sarah Gardiner for two. Says ahoy thar mateys. Cole Markland for five. I've heard years in the chat. That's a good one. Shut up. Send that one in. Sarah Gardiner for two. This is Ahoy Thar Mateys. Cole Markland for five. Heart years in the chat. That's a good one, too. Doug Freda, five for five. Is Sweet Baby Consulting on Super Killer? Is Sweet Baby Consulting?

Maybe I can hire some of these guys. I already passed the diversity check, though. Why? I got a Persian. On your payroll? No, in the comic. The white lady. Nah, but you got a white man.

And Sam's trans. Tony, for five... That's a joke. How many more pages has the artist drawn? I guess it's one. Yeah, how many more pages since last week?

Three. Three? Yeah, we're doing like three pages a week. We knock them out. Okay. So how many are left? I don't know.

Well, because some of them have to get sent back for revisions or whatever else. So is it the same three that they did last week? No, it's a different three. Okay. They're also revising a couple things I need for marketing purposes. Like that? Have you seen the Super Killer Pogs? I did see the Pogs.

Gotta knock those out. Can I play Pogs with them? Well, you can. It comes in the collector's edition, which I have, I'm pretty sure I had to decide how many collector's editions we are producing. Okay. I think we're going to do 250. I think that's a good number.

Wow. Okay. I think we've sold 160, so that would give me 90 to chill out on. How long are you going to keep those? Sell at Comic-Cons. Oh, okay. I want to bring stuff to the con. I mean, it's going to be a hard sell to sell a $100 lunchbox at a Comic-Con.

Nah, they'll move like nothing. I think it'll be like... Shut the fuck up. I think it'll be like we do a second campaign and there's a couple left over. But it is going to be limited, so. Okay. And we're also going to have, I'm going to. Is that for second campaign, like issue two?

Yeah. Issue two, I think, will be, I'm not completely sure, but I think it'll be shorter and therefore cheaper. Oh. I don't think, because this one's, what, 60 pages, which is pretty long. I don't know. 60 pages is like two regular comics. Okay. Which is part of why if it was you know 30 pages it'd be done but it's not because i'm an idiot no i'm not an idiot

a first chapter is usually like uh longer it should have been uh 300 pages yeah you really got to get things moving you know look i'm having a lot of fun obviously Obviously, I'm talking too much about it. Seifertson Suctus for 10. How you doing, Vito? My favorite internet guy. Well, you're my favorite internet guy. PSI Chris for two.

Should have had BlackRock fund super killer. A Raleigh. What does that mean? It's the name of the girl robot. She wears her name on her head? She does wear her name on her head. She's a little, like, kid robot. She wears her name on her head? She does wear her name on her head. She's a little, like, kid robot. I don't think there's

anything sexual in there. It's Japan, man. What are you doing? It's fun. It's a funny... Will you stop griping about the legendary manga artist Akira Toriyama? Johnny Rocket for five. Vito, will you stop griping about the legendary manga artist Akira Toriyama? All right. Johnny Rocket for five.

Vito, will SBI do one over on Super Killer? I hope not. They'll axe the Isom crossover. Yeah, you got to do the Isom crossover. I'm thinking about it. Beach Hook for five. Shirt that says, I went to bat for Sweet Baby, and all I got was this lousy targeted harassment campaign. Yeah, you're getting targeted harassed.

I am getting targeted harassed. T89 for 10. Vito, listen to Dick. Look at his life. Look at yours. Look at yourself in the mirror. Do you like what you see? Nobody else does.

Learn from Dick or continue suffering. See, Eric's fans send him fun comic ideas. My fans tell me that my life is falling apart. Well, that guy sent you a fun comic idea and you shit on it. So you get this. I guess I get a little of both. James Gartner for 20. Don't listen to the chat. The hat is cool. You do you. I mean, it's the whole chat, but don't

listen. The hat's not cool. Look, this hat is a little too small. It's a little too... I only wore it because, honestly, I've been meaning to give this hat away to somebody. It's a little too small for my head. You're going to give it away with your, like, head stuff in it? Yeah. Like, my septum in there.

Okay. I put on the pink shirt, and I said, and it's a Akira Toriyama shirt, and I said, I might as well wear the hat. It's like a theme. Yeah, the pink matches, too. Yeah, it matches. Usually, like, pink clashes, because they're not the right color pink. It is the exact same pink, which is interesting.

Shitlips for two. It says, hi, Gallo. I am Jack Spleen for five. It says, team player. IRL. Yeah. See, now the hat's falling off. I'm trying to.

Let's see. Cody Titus for two. Vito's outfit makes him look like a pig. Oink, oink. Don't encourage these people. That wasn't necessary. Righty-tighty 91 for two. The hat for sure fits Vito's riz.

I am Jack Spleen for two. Vito's like Helen Kellerito's riz. I am Jack Spleen for two. Vito's like Helen Keller on this. Yeah. I'm deaf, dumb, and blind to what's going on around me. You kind of are. Mm-hmm. Okay. Lol no for two.

Vito's hat is lolly shit. You can't make this up. No, it's not. Yeah, the child robot. Not lolly. Of course, if you had a child robot, you're going to make it jack you up. Right? That's obvious.

I'm not saying that. Of course, it's implied. You should, you're going to make it jack you up. Right? That's obvious. I'm not saying that. Of course, it's implied. You should not be saying that. It's implied. I can say anything because I look like I do. No one would ever believe that I'm a pedophile. Fair enough. I'm just trying to pay respect to a fallen artist.

Stratergory for 10. Hey, Veats trucks me, but can I talk to Dick in a super secret language only he can understand? Can I say this and not get in trouble? Hola, Ricardo Mucho Gusto. What does this say? Camino Nice Me. Camino Nice Me. End of secret message.

Does it mean fuck me? I don't know. I don't know. Clipsama for two British pounds. He wanted his Steam account banned plus the group. I agree. It's bad. Dog Fred of 5 for 5.

You're an activist. You're doing PR for fellow activists. You are. Okay. Mac Attack for 5. If only Vito could be a team player. Not everything is a conservative conspiracy. Petty for 5 says that Dr. Slump Hat makes you look like Dr. Plump.

I hate you, people. Lance Becker for two. Vito has a big ween. Antagonist for two. Fat Boo didn't wear that shirt, Vito. Wrong costume. Wrong costume, man. You messed up.

Rock Sathana fan for 20 says, Dick is full of shiitake. He does not care about story and video games. He is only playing into Gamergate 2 since it's such an easy dunk on Vito, and unfortunately, Vito can't handle getting steamrolled. Go fuck yourself. Do you realize that my website, Men Are Better Than Women, was before Gamergate?

What do you think I was railing on in that? What do you think the point was in all of that, starting with that and going on Dr. Phil, before all this Zoomer Gamergate shit, it's what was called feminism at the time, but is now called intersectional feminism, was ruining the world and culture. And it's become so pervasive

that the effects of it are in everything. It's no longer that Dr. Phil is, you know, this totem celebrating Everything. It's not, it's no longer that Dr. Phil is, you know, this totem celebrating victimhood as mental health, but it's now everything. It's every, it's every company on the S&P 500. It's every company in Silicon Valley. It's every ad on television.

It's every media product. It's, the world has been infected and destroyed by it. Uh, so go fuck yourself. I was, I was in this fight before Gamergate. Not before Gamergate 2. I was in this, I was in this staking my reputation on this before the original Gamergate. Go fuck yourself. What?

Alright, what? Grandpa had to walk up the internet both ways in the snow. Yeah. I had to actually get up and go outside to make viral videos. That's true. That is true. You put in the legwork. Fucking foolish shit doesn't care about video games.

Well, maybe you're going to lead the charge in the new. Maybe you can show all these whippersnappers how it's done. Yes. You stop arguing. You're all fired up. They trick you into arguing. Who does? The journalists.

The liberals. Feminists. They trick you into arguing your case, but they need the only thing you can, the effective tool is cruelty. That's what I've been saying for 20 years. Let's say we elect a president of Gamergate, and he comes to you and he says, Dick, I want you to be my trusted advisor. Sargon?

It can be Sargon. Or Medicar. It's got to be one of them. It doesn't have to be one of them. It could be a new guy. Oh, no. You need an old guy. All right, fine. Which is it going to be?

Medicar or Sargon? Let's pretend it's a malgum of both. Let me put a poll in chant. Who should run Gamergate? Who is the president? Who is the king of Gamergate? The president of Gamergate? Who is the president of Gamergate? The president of Gamergate Who is the president

Of Gamergate Alright Do I have to end the poll Hit end poll What the fuck What the fuck You have to hit end poll What are you doing

I am It's not working How'd you break Because Oh my god It's not fucking working Alright Now is it working

Yeah Start a poll Start a poll I'm not even doing it It's going Look it's all slow Hopefully the stream is okay I don't know I want to refresh this page

Yeah you probably should Who is the president of Game of Thrones? Sargon or Madagascar This is not my fight. But you have to vote. I'm not participating in the vote. I refuse. You're not voting?

I am a conscientious objector to Gamer Games. Someone's voting on your behalf then, and you hear the results. And which one are you hoping it is? I think, well, Medeker has aligned himself with Eric July, so. Oh, he hasn't. Don't buy into this shit. Who is the president of Gamergate? I just think Medeker doesn't have his finger on the pulse the way other men do.

I would give it to Sargon. You'd give it to Sargon? I'd gotta give it to Sargon. Medeker's just messing around. Oh, okay. I don't know. You would know better than me. I mean, the problem is it's the Ralph issue. It's the Ralph Q.

The Ralph issue's big. The RQ has become so big. The Kino Casino has become complicated with the influence of Jewish financiers. Which is moving the needle in a lot of different directions. Did you see Gabe Hoffman used the open secret Twitter to call me a pedophile?

You? Yeah. When? Like a week ago. Oh, you should say that to me. But nobody follows that account anymore, so it didn't get any traction. I got blocked by that account like years ago. Yeah, it's like open secret.

It's like, hey, Vito Giswold, do you want to explain these tweets? And I'm like, I thought you guys like took care of actual pedophiles. You mad at my tweets from a couple years ago? Okay. Really? Yeah. I didn't know that. But it was funny because like nobody saw it because nobody, like that account has like

a couple hundred thousand followers, but it's like a dead account, you know? I heard the name Gabe Hoffman. I thought he was like a Hollywood producer, but then I saw him on EBS and I was like, oh, you're just like a poser. Yeah he's uh he's on the outside yeah he's uh one of those classic connections uh wants to be a storytelling jew type situations as we've discussed i can get in there i can get in there i see a lot of other jewish guys in there and it's like yeah but they're like talented and good pedophiles right i got a real good, juicy, molested child here. You better fucking talk.

You better get out there and dance for me, Pinocchio. I heard that like some of the- Or I'll rape you. I'll make your rape seem like the best thing that ever happened to you. I heard some of the people that coerced into being in that documentary were not happy about how they were portrayed. Gabe sued him. Gabe sued the victim of the movie? Yeah, I think I also heard that.

Am I right? Well, let's not get it wrong because we know- Oh my God, it's 50-50. Wow. Who's the president of Gamergate? Who Of the movie? Yeah, I think I also heard that. Am I right? Well, let's not get it wrong, because we know- Oh my God, it's 50-50! Wow. Who's the president of Gamergate? Who's the president of Gamergate? Medeker has the knowledge and the- He's abiding.

He's a better biter. Integrity. Yeah. He's like honest Gamergate, but Sargon- Sargon has the diplomacy. Yeah, and he wanted Trump to honest Gamergate, but Sargon- Sargon has the diplomacy. He, yeah, and he wanted to, he wanted Trump to say Gamergate too. And Medeker mocked him and I mocked him as well because it was stupid. But now-

Now it might happen. Now it's going to happen. So you got to give it up to Sargon for that. It's a lot. It's going to be a tough race. It's going to be a, it's going to be a tight race for president of Gamergate. I think we should set up a website. Bro, it's 50-50.

We should make this the presidential. We should make a presidential election. And it doesn't just have to be these guys. We can have a debate. Why would you be the best president of Gamergate? Madigan would never do that. We'd have to trick him. We'd have to be like, okay, and we're going to bring on the other.

Oh, my God. Or maybe they call my campaign videos. Here he is. We have to trick him, but it always goes bad for you if you try to trick him. The president of Gamergate. I'm thinking of it like an America's top model. No, like

the pageants. Miss America. Miss America, yes. Beautiful. Wow, okay. 50-50. Well, it's 50-50. Unbelievable. Okay, so let's say an amalgam of Metacur and Sargon come to you and they say, Oh, they would destroy each other.

As my trusted advisor, Dick Masterson, what does Gamergate 2 need to do to wrest control of this industry away from these ne'er-do-wells who are destroying our games with their forced woke agenda. What do you mean? How to save games from woke shit? Whatever you think their complaints might be. What are they trying to achieve? I think that's what they're trying to achieve, right?

Yeah, try to get all these. Get all these. And you can't stop buying games. It's like we tolerate it. Like, all right. Honestly though that's a good example Why not just buy all this Japanese stuff Where you're not getting it Because I don't want to look at little robot girls

Okay You play Mario I've seen you play Mario There's no robot girls in there There might be There are those little elephant girls The elephant thing I didn't like Peach's elephant and Florian I don't know what that guy's fucking deal was And they're like coming flowers out of their heads

Toads now Daisy was fun I like Daisy Wowie zowie she would say And I'd go that's fun Oh yeah how to scourge How to get rid of the scourge How to get rid of the scourge

What if you think about that Well you got time You got time to get rid of the scourge. How do I get rid of the scourge? I have to think about that. Well, you got time. You got time, but not enough time. You gotta figure it out quick, because this thing is hot! This Gamergate is hot! And it's gonna be like the last Gamergate, where you know what happens? You gotta stop arguing.

I've always said this. Stop. If liberals give you The chance to argue Be cruel The argument is a trick Arguing and evidence all that shit is a trick To make you waste your time

If they ever ask for that shit Just deflect and Be harsh and vindictive In other areas That's the way you have to go after them Because they never want evidence They never want evidence. They never want an argument.

They already know that what they're doing is wrong, and no amount of evidence can convince them. But they're opening themselves up. It's like rock, paper, scissors. They say, where's the evidence? You go, wham, hit them with something. So basically do what you've been doing to me for the past week. Yes.

Okay. Good advice. I'm leading by example. You are leading by example. I would say also, don't be like the last Gamergate where a bunch of guys who don't play video games show up and took all your money. I think if anybody shows up like Matt Walsh and says, I'm here

to help you guys. Rejected. Go what is the code to unlock Samus' swimsuit in the original Metroid? What is it? Justin Bailey. Oh. Yeah. I didn't know that.

Okay, ask him for the Contra code. Ask him anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ask him what an Earthbound is. Yeah, that's a good idea. Ask him the name of the two weapons from Final Fantasy VII. Any of them.

Well, Ruby and Emerald. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Those weapons. If he says Buster Sword, go, you lose! Huh. Emerald. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Those weapons.

Those weapons. If he says Buster Sword, go, you lose. Huh. Gaudi McGoatface for five. Thank you for getting me through these 14-hour shifts in the bumfuck mountains of Arizona. You're welcome, buddy. Tenchi for five. They don't own Quantum Break, but Lance Reddick was going to be in Quantum Break.

Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, cope. So Lance Reddick was not in Quantum Break? And drop the sarcasm, because I don't know- Whath, buh, buh, buh, cope. So Lance Reddick was not in Quantum Break. And dropped the sarcasm. Because I don't know. What's real. I don't know what's real or not. I see all kinds of references and I don't know if it's sarcastic or not. And I don't really know.

Dumb username for 10 Australians says, instead of Dick's celebrity shame pool, we need a pedo shame pool. You pick a guy who's super anti-Loli and you win when he does something he accuses others of. For instance, if your pick was Vosh, you would have won the pot. There you go. That's a good one. Yeah, but the problem is they're all potential winners. Who's first? Who's first?

Dog Fred of 5 for 5. Metal gymnastics don't help you lose weight, Vito. That's true. Petty for 5. Miura was killed by Bamco by means of Idolmaster. The Field of Swords and Elden Ring is celebratory, not a memorial, like the 9-11 monument in Israel. Jesus Christ.

Trio dug for five. If you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Raleigh was brown in the manga, too. In the anime, she's white. In Riding Bean. Riding Bean was the first piece of media to feature Raleigh Vincent and the character of Bean Bandit, which was originally who he wanted to make comics about, but he didn't own the rights to Bean Bandit, which was originally who he wanted to make comics about,

but he didn't own the rights to Bean Bandit, so instead he made Gunsmith Cats, and then he later got the rights back to Bean Bandit and put him in Gunsmith Cats. And that's your anime trivia for today. She was white in the anime. Okay. They made her black for the comic.

Oh. Because he didn't own the rights to the white one. Okay. They made her black for the comic. Oh. Because he didn't own the rights to the white one. Okay. Okay. It's perfectly. It looks the same, but she's black? Yeah. She looks pretty.

Well, no. Actually, I think also she has long blonde hair in the anime. She looks a lot different in the. I mean, it's still an anime chick, but yeah, she looks different in the comic. Okay. Same name, though. Actually, because you know in Japan they fuck up R's and L's. I didn't know that.

I guess that went unsaid. But in the anime, I think her name was Larry. And in the manga, he changed her name to Rally. Because in Japan, it's the same. Well, no, but in Japan, it's pronounced the same. It's like, no, it's a different character. I changed her name. Even though in Japan, they pronounce it exactly the same. So it didn't but in Japan, it's pronounced... Yeah. It's like, no, it's a different character. I changed my name. Even though in Japan, they pronounce it exactly the same, so it didn't change at all.

So they just swapped everything. Rari. So it's kind of a joke. Yes. You didn't mention that part. You snuck that in because of your liberal bullshit. It's a rights issue. It's a rights issue.

Anyway. But the black part and the flipping the consonants... He made them black and he changed the name because he didn't own the white one anymore. It was a swap swap. Swap swap. Yeah. It's kind of the same thing that seems to have happened in this Quantum Break situation. No.

Okay, Swindle for five. That original Alan Wake white lady was from an Easter egg trailer buried in the bonus content of Quantum Break. It's fucking nothing. Yeah, it also wasn't part of the game. Why'd they tweet it then? Why'd the guy tweet it and say this is... Who tweeted it? I don't know. Fucking guy said, here, look. Basically, if you played Quantum Break,

you could unlock this video that showed, like, and here's something that might be going on in this universe with a white lady, who later we found out was a character that was important, but it was like... I don't even care about this stupid game, because it's all DEI shit all the time. That's the point. All right.

Daniel Gore for five. Matching Pepto shirt slash hat looks great. Beach hook for ten. In the original script of Alan Wake 2, the white woman was supposed to burn a cross on the black woman's lawn. Sweet Baby rewrites saved the company. There you go.

Pays R for two. Use creator code PASAR. Vito is for fat. Cyberfond sucked is for five. Vito, please keep going. Never stop. Doc Fred of five for five says Vito turned fa-fat. Cypherfond sucked is for five. Vito, please keep going. Never stop. Doc Freda, five for five, says Vito turned being fat into a holiday. Incredible.

I did not invent Pi Day. You did put eating pizzas on Pi Day. I ate two slices of pizza. From 7-Eleven. Yeah, they were bad. It was a mistake. I'm not doing it again. Meaning that it wasn't for dinner or lunch.

It was just you were at 7-Eleven. I was at 7-Eleven because I was getting drinks to go with my lunch. Of 7-Eleven and pizza? Well, no. I had already purchased lunch. I knew it. Yeah. But I took that lunch and I put it in the fridge for later and I ate the pizza instead.

So I ate that for dinner. Okay. It worked out. I was going to 7-Eleven to get a drink. Cypherson sucked this. Vito, please go ape hit. Don't stop ever. Shockmouths Mitch, who's got a great podcast.

Everyone subscribe to Shockmouths for five. Says, Vito, no eating three times. Hack the movies for five. Vito, I worked out on Pi Day and I didn't eat garbage because I want to be alive five years from now. Well, that's the secret, folks. Good for you, Tony. It's so great to be alive. Why don't you go make another Goonies fucking takedown or whatever the fuck you make.

Claptrap to Destroyer for 10. Vito looks like a sexy Princess Peach with that crown on. Strategery for 5. Hey, Vites, don't be skeeved out by my previous message. Men don't say skeeve. And cameon is truck in both. Oh, he said trucks me. Fantastic.

The Quizzler for 7. Canadian. Vito, did you laugh when Vito turned up to your house looking like a bottle of Pepto-Bismol? No, I think it looks great. It's cool. I'm not normally due the pink. Matching the pink is too much, I think. Well, it's a rare occurrence.

It's a rare occurrence. Eco Majojo for five. Vito, they sell anti- Should be more rare. Should be more. Well, it's never happened before. It's very rare. It's happening now. All right. Eco Majojo for five. You know, they sell anti- Should be more rare. Should be more. Well, it's never happened before. It's very rare. It's happening now.

Alright. Eco Majojo for five. You know, they sell anti-fog stuff that diverts the use of masks. It might help the perpetual fogging on your glasses. Oh, yeah. The effort of talking while sitting. It's not what it is. It's that fucking air conditioner. Dayman for five. Australia, they had to change Saga Anderson, but not her partner. Yeah, you don't need two black people.

You got a black guy and a white guy. Have you read the statements by that lady that runs Sweet Baby Incorporated? Some of them, yeah. That doesn't, like, piss you off? You don't see that she's trying to just, like, shove diversity everywhere?

I think that, uh... How do you feel hearing that? I just don't think it's any you feel hearing that? I just don't think it's any different From anything that's going on anywhere else And to pay particular attention to them How do you feel about anything that's going on anywhere else? It's all stupid

Not it's all stupid I think it won't last Because it's not making money The government is involved now Department of Homeland Security has issued a... It doesn't matter. These companies want to make money. It doesn't matter what the government's doing? These companies need to make money. If they don't make money,

they go out of business. How do you think that making money happens at this scale? Well, as we have seen from a variety of productions that were expected to be big deal diversity projects, Mulan, an exciting adventure through the Chinese landscape to get the Chinese dollar did not work.

That's not diversity. China, it's black people. It's black people, trans people, gay and lesbians. We got The Little Mermaid with a black lady. Didn't do very good. There was going to be a Blade reboot with a black lady. They're not even doing it anymore. Everything's returning to the norm.

What's the norm to you? The norm is that a guy shows up and he goes what year yeah uh for example the osc like the oscars have rules on how much diversity you have to have to qualify to be even be in it and that'll that'll hollywood has the same rules well the interesting rules you say strict rules but the interesting thing is that they put out those things saying here's the rules and then they just don't follow the rules so you don't think you don't think uh black people get promoted over i think that does happen yes how often you think it happens a lot of the time what like in the years following but the black lives matter hubbub there was a race to hire as many black people as possible. Okay. And now they're seeing that it has not made them money.

And it's going to... Wait, wait, wait. Who has seen that it has not made them money? The studios. The people, the bankers. I'm not going to name what sort of a god they might follow, but I think we've seen them and they wear a certain hat. And they go, hey. Why do you think it hasn't made them money?

Because there's not really a big audience for it. But why do you think that? What are you looking at that you say, there you go, they are now seeing that this doesn't work? Well, we've seen Disney talk about how they're going to rethink their strategy. But have they? Yeah. This year we'll only have one Marvel release, and it will be Deadpool.

That's it. All the other stuff has been taken off the slate. What do you mean they only have one Marvel release? There's only one Marvel. What does that have to do with DEI and diversity? Well, if we're talking about reducing the amount of on-screen diversity being forced into things, that is definitely happening. Wait, wait, wait. How do is definitely happening. And they're also...

Wait, wait, wait. How do you know that? Because they're just scaling back projects. And a lot of projects that would be considered woke... Wait, they're scaling back projects? So that means it's less diversity? It means that there's less... I mean, I guess what you're saying is that

if there's just less projects but they're all woke, it's still the same problem, yes? I just don't know what less projects has to do with they realized nobody likes diversity. Well, they're rethinking their strategies. They're going, okay, we thought Marvel would be great if we had a black Iron Man lady and we had a Miss Marvel who's a Muslim. And we had Captain Marvel leading the charge as a lady. And then they're realizing, oh, this doesn't really make us money. See, you say they're realizing it, but there's no evidence of this.

There is. What is it? And by the way, this is just one component of industry. I know. It's a very complex topic. It's not that complex. But I'm trying to give one specific example and say that it extrapolates out to the rest of the industry. You know, Bob Iger's on record saying we were trying to do too much with marvel okay now he

didn't specifically say too much you know black people and women well then he's not saying it okay well he's not gonna say that yeah well then what does he mean i assume that stop talking doesn't matter then you're right well it. Like, we did too much with Marvel. Yeah, you guys were making a shitload of stupid content that got boring. I just look at the projects that are coming out and it seems like there's less of the things people were complaining about.

There's less projects, too, though. There are less projects. So maybe that's rose-colored something. And then somebody makes a list and all of journalism tries to get that guy's account deleted i don't think that's why they i don't think they're upset about the list you you couldn't you weren't watching that when you were interviewing that guy like the dead eyes that he had like a shark

okay you look at that you watch him talk and you're like me and that you're like, me and that guy, I get it. Me and that guy are in different worlds. Like, as I was talking to him, I went, we're not on the same page. Same team, different page. I tried to bring up, I said, well, isn't it a problem that, you know, I brought up the companies that have, you know, I tried to bring up the Amazon diversity hiring initiatives, and I said, well, you know, isn't it kind of weird when a company says

we want 30% black people, 30% white people? He said no. Yeah. Yeah, so I disagree with that guy. Stop calling me a team guy if I disagree with the fucking guy. But you're like... Alright, there's the excuse. But... Yeah, but you're a team guy. Yeah, me and that team that I hate.

Beach hook for five. So dumb I wouldn't go to jail if I tickled my neighbor's kid. Jesus Christ. I just wanted Vito to read this out loud. Thanks, beach hook. Thank you. I just wanted Vito to read this out loud. Thanks, Beach Hook. Thank you. Did I miss this one? No. Joe H. for 20.

Vito, chin up, big man. I'm surprised you didn't say chins up. You're still loved by the Vito Files. Now get on the scale for that sweet, sweet Mother's Milk Pop figure. Get on the scale. There's no 50 bucks, though. Maybe there won't be any Vito's Moody tonight. Well, hopefully they're saving it for the end so I don't have to deal with a pirate for an hour.

Dog Friday 5 for 5. What video games are idiots playing where you're getting lectured with woke BS? The idea that wokeness is a major problem in games is silly. I agree, because that's my tweet. Even talking about games at all gets you a lecture. This is my tweet. Shut up. Maxwell 21 for 12.

It does. Vito, it's your boy Prime. Tuesday Night Grift was excellent this week. For an ex-Kotaku guy, Nathan seemed really normal. I wish YouTube had more content like that and less quartering garbage. Oh, a productive conversation. How wonderful. It was productive for your team.

Vito, why didn't you read the super chats where I said he's a rapist and a bad man? Yeah. Because it derailed the whole fucking thing, you idiots. And you're trying to frame him and yourself as a reasonable person. Yeah. We're the right side. Yeah. Get on our team.

It's a con. Please get on our team. It's a con. Get my jersey. To try to look like you're having confrontation, but having none. I'm the sweet baby. So you can forward the ideas of this clearly deranged individual. Rack section for five.

We'd all go to Hackamania with you. We can say it's Circus Circus, Heckle Carl, and work on our magazine. Hey, if you want to pay for a hotel room for me at Hackamania. Don't threaten him with that. He will. I'm not going to share a hotel room with somebody. If you want to give me my own hotel room next year, sure. All these other guys, man.

People pay for Stuttering John's plane ticket and his hotel and whatever else. Yeah, he's famous. Yeah, I want in on that. If you want me at Hackamania, put a little money together. Yeah, our team sucks. Look, I love you guys, but you know who's got the best team? Fucking Andy Signore

on Popcorn Planet. He did that thing in Vegas, and he's like, are you coming? I'm like, I don't know. A hotel room is like $100 a night or whatever. One of his fans just paid Popcorn Planet, because he did that thing in Vegas, and he's like, are you coming? I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. I'm falling. Like, a hotel room is like $100 a night or whatever. And one of his fans just paid for me to have a hotel room. Where's that love?

The things you say. Meanwhile, my fans go, I'm going to buy an $8 Mother's Milk Pop figure and send it in. I'm going to buy a $5 sheep chat to call Vito Fed. You're right. They did help with the comic. Help? Help? Man, how amazing that would be if Super Killer was out right now. I know.

There'd be a lot more to discuss. But you know what? It'd be great. It'd be a big win. Well, you can't always win them all. I think my wins are coming. LJ Claverino for five. In June 8th, 1967, Israel didn't do anything.

Interesting piece of history. Liberty with the liberty in it. Milo Stinkopolis for two. British Pound says free Palestine. Steve Ology for seven. Canadian says Canadian camper. I bought a rooftop tent and an $18 yearly camping pass. I can camp anywhere in the province with no issue.

USA needs to figure camping out. Too bad we're not near the border. Camping in Canada sounds like it'd be fun. Doc Fred of Five for Five says, Canada will be annexed. Gut for Two, the Death Stranding 2 trailer is 10 minutes and it's awesome. Well, again, it's not a trailer. Darius Rynekovicus for Five, just because Vito's magazine is a theoretical concept, doesn't make it any less retarded.

Yeah, the ripazine, if you didn't see that and say, oh, fuck, then there's no helping you. They're very different. Exactly. Yours is worse. Mine is not worse. Mine's cool. He saw the mock-up, right? Yours?

Yeah. Yeah, Scum? Scum Magazine. That's a cool name. Oh, man. What do you want to call it? Trash. That's a good name, too. Yeah. Trash Magazine. Unreadable. Call it that. Unreadable, eh? That's a good name, too. Call it, uh, Grift.

I thought about calling it Grift. I call my show Grift. Call it Capitalizing on Other People's Audiences. That's a little too long. Can you abbrevi. Call it Capitalizing on Other People's Audiences. That's a little too long. A little too long? Can you abbreviate it? Capitalizing on Other Audiences. Coop?

Coopa. Capitalizing on Other People. Coop. Coop, yeah. There you go. Pigeon for five. That trailer is spooky. Sam Toms for three.

It's got a bit of a spooky vibe to it. Vito minus Superkiller equals George R.R. Martin minus Winds of Winter. Petty for three. It's got a bit of a spooky vibe to it. Vito minus super killer equals George R.R. Martin minus winds of winter. Petty for five. Adopt or die. Pro adoption messaging would seem Christian from anyone other than the Saskas. Psycho Crusher 69 for 20 says it's easier to understand what Ricky Retardo is saying than Yira. John Doe for five. Vito stole my five bucks.

This one's for you, Richard. Get a job, Crim. Cara Fro for two. This is Eric July ripped off Hancock. Yolanda Finkelstein for five says Vito stole my five bucks. This one's for you, Richard. Get a job, Krim. Cara Fro for two. This is Eric July. Ripped off Hancock. Yolanda Finkelstein for five. Says, Solari! Save us! Where's Solari? Doug Freda, five for five. Never get a job, Krim. Johnny Rico for

five. Vito, has your scrambled egg technique improved from 12 years ago? Are you still mixing it in water? Is that some Italian thing that was awful to watch? What is that? Well, I made my famous breakfast time video where I show you how to prepare breakfast shirtless. I make an entire breakfast meal. And at the time, the prevailing wisdom, at least as I understood it, was to add a small amount of water to your scrambled egg mixture, which will then create steam and create a fluffier egg.

Oh. Huh. I think it works. Oh, he's had milk. Yeah, see, I mentioned in the video that if you had milk, you're an idiot. Oh, why? It doesn't steam as – but you can steam milk. It probably works just the same.

I don't know. You just throw it in there. Either way, a little bit of steam, I think, gives you some fluffy. Although you watch – then you watch, like, Gordon Ramsay make it. You ever see how he makes – it's just, like, all crazy. And you're like, wait, that's how you got to do it? He's like, yeah, just fucking – and you're like Gordon Ramsay make it You ever see how he makes It's just like No All crazy And you're like Wait that's how you gotta do it He's like yeah just fucking

And you're like okay cool Anyway Dean Shock for five In the making of video The Yaira actress Speaks in a normal voice So that's Yeah it's just like

A regular lady Oh yeah we know It's a fake accent Yeah we couldn't figure that out Don't worry Was that Were you trying to punch me Death blow

Death blow You death blow. You took that shot like a chomp. You took that shot, adopt or die. That's a really like, that's a big ask. It's actually, it's a shitty move. If the Saska sisters ask their friend to do that, that's a shitty setup. They should have just said, you know what, the accent's not working and no one's going to care. Or hire an actress.

You don't ask your friend to be in a movie and make her do something. Is that their friend? Yeah, it's their friend. She's really built, though. They know a built bodybuilder lady. Bodybuilders are crazy. I'm sure they're in the same circle. Just re-dub it.

Just have her talk normal. On set, go, wow, these lines fucking suck. Yeah, it's a really shitty thing To do to a friend You know what Part of the problem is though Is Eric has that like Dedication

To uh Anything that is Live action or cartoon Has to be a one to one Relation to the comic Nothing can change at all Yeah He said that specifically

So he's probably like No she can't talk normal Cause Yaira doesn't talk normal It's like well It sounds like shit And it's like Doesn't matter Is she supposed to be normal because Yaira doesn't talk normal. It's like, well, it sounds like shit. It's like, doesn't matter. Is she supposed to be Thor? She's supposed to be Lady Thor.

She's Lady Thor. But everyone hated Lady Thor. Yeah. Whew, okay. And he said everything's going to be one-to-one in the comics, and Lincoln Eusebio in the comics is not a little twink kid in a fucking cowboy hat. That's not... He's a big buff dude who punched Darren out.

He's Abraham Lincoln. He's Abraham Lincoln. He's obviously a clone of him. I still, that's your theory. Harv Prentice for five says, the Saska sisters wrote Deadpool XXX. Is that true? This trailer looks like a similar parody.

Would have been way better if Yaira showed. Booba. Yes. Two Socks Calzini for five. Hey, guys, it's nice they specified Ice Can't Fly right at the start of the trailer for the haters. I believe that is a line from the comic, as implausible as that sounds.

Pineapple Man for five. There are two things I love in this world, Adderall and Neopets. Shout out to Bag of Schmidt. Judd Bronson for a huge 30 Canadian. Oh. Says Ike. What is 30 Canadian? 20 bucks.

Oh, it's less? Yeah. Okay. I quit my job Wednesday, so now I won't miss the live episode, and I will be here each week. This is my third time giving money. I am Vito Oink Oink.

Why don't you guys give Dick some shit to read? Why don't you do a super chat and you say, Dick has to read this one. Yeah, sure. And then he can say something stupid. My name, colon. Say, I'm Dick, and I'm a disgusting alcoholic. You know, and pay 20 bucks for that. Tommy Salami for two.

The perfect adjective for that hat rhymes with hay. Lame? Well, I was trying to think if there was a joke there. The God of Sleep for 10. Oh, man. I wish we could say the F slur. I know, but we can't. You got to get one, man.

I got to have one in me. Well, you did get one. No way to take the whole episode down. I know, but we can't. You got to get one, man. I got to have one in me. Well, you did get one. No way to take the whole episode down. Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush. I got him sleep for 10. I saw him just son at you with a bigger budget. Yes, it is. It really is.

I know. It's impossible to look away. You got it, father. Let me go crash on this car. Oh, no. Stop following me. Geeks for five. Yaira's accent is fake.

We hear her. Yeah, we know. Clipsama for five. If they think what Katie did is bad, wait till they find out what I'm into. Uh-oh. They're going to uncover Clip Sama. I can't believe what they're doing to Katie Did. Dude, I can't believe they think that's above board.

Guys, you can say anything you want about me. Don't go at some little lady who's just trying to have fun on the internet and call her a dog fucker. That's really not cool. I saw Yellow Flash called me a pedophile and says that if he sees me at a convention he's gonna try and fight me oh yeah yeah i saw that what a tough guy so if anyone gave me a list of every convention yellow flash is gonna be at uh pull up yeah please if you see that yellow flash is going to be at a convention yeah yeah please let me know because i'll just

show up with his little hook nose and i'll show up with my camera i'll go hey flash you want to fight you want to fight you want to fight are we gonna fight he said if you saw me at a con he seems like the kind of guy who's like terrified so low iq and such poor emotional regulation that he will just like amp he's like obviously never been in any kind of confrontation before. We'll amp himself like he gets really amped up and crazy. That'd be hilarious. Well, I'm looking forward.

Again, if anyone ever stumbles across Yellow Flash's convention schedule. He's six feet tall. He is six foot. I think you're bigger than him, though. I mean, I'm definitely. I think you're bigger like skeletal structure. I'm a wider guy. Yeah, you're. I'm a wider guy. You are fat, but you're a I got the meat I'm a wider guy Yeah you're I'm a wider guy

You are fat But you're a big guy also Yeah I think it would be fun That'd be fun Then we can We can fight on the streets And fight in the

Layer of comics I'm very excited For your gay Power Rangers thing You can make a Behind the scenes Yeah let's make a Behind the scenes

Maybe Eric can make A little trailer Maybe you can get The fucking piss sisters To make a fucking trailer for your goddamn. Maybe you guys can tag team the piss sisters. Take one each. Hey, look.

We're fucking the piss sisters. Oh, boy. Bob McGumper for 10. Sit in the cup chair, Eric. In the corner. Yeah, you can watch. He's yellow flesh, and he loves the yellow. Bob McGumper for 10.

Eric is nothing but woke to the core. He's wearing a card heart sweatshirt. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. Who made their workers get the jab. TBF. Yes. He needs to swap sides of the aisle.

LJ Claberino for five. Biggest problem is sneezing while you're eating. Food shrapnel everywhere. People look at you with disgust. It's true. Didn't I do something like that on this show? I think I had, like, I sneezed or something. You might have.

G-Dash for 10. Dick, I'll always love you for forcing Eric July to send EBS a night letter leading to Trashcast. Yeah. And don't forget to thank Tony from Hack the Movies for forcing all of this drama with his wily Italian sneaky ways. Coach Cake for 10. I'm smoking Mesopotamian. Stanley Cup triple award winning soul bleeder, taint blaster,

J.D. Power Associates, Jingleberry, Zaza. We smoking that IBM quantum computer, man. Smoking that computer. Yeah. Beautiful. Carafro for five. You're still open to commissioning an original art piece slash drawing for $50. There you go. You said you do that.

Yeah. You draw original art. Give me 50 bucks, Super Chat, and we'll try to bang out a sketch for you. And we'll mail it to you, too. Dog Friday Five for five. Veto files confirmed mentally ill. Shit lips for five. Vase mail guy is kind of right.

The fighting bit should be shorter. They're not all that. Blame it on Dick. That's all Dick's fault. What did I just ask a simple question? I don't fight. I'm just here to have fun. I just asked a question.

And make jokes and comedy. And Dick goes, wow. All I did was ask a question. What did you want that? What did you think you were getting out of that interview? Very Maddox-y behavior, I think. Coach Cake for 10. Ops was talking crazy.

Shot him in the mouth. My Admir's Piggot worth the GDP of Yemen. If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit. People will die. Tool chest for five. The fighting should be longer. Dr. Till for 10. Greetings from the ministry. Sorry, Eric, I stole your. Tool chest for five. The fighting should be longer. Dr. Till for ten. Greetings from the ministry.

Sorry, Eric, July stole your magazine idea, Vito. Come up with an idea for a video game next, please, so he'll steal it and waste even more money like a dumbass. I got a lot of ideas. I got a lot of ideas. Let's see. Oh, there's a lot of these There's a lot of these

A lot of these Okay Ditch Melon Aficionado for two Vito Exfoliate Your Skill Michael Winning for two Vito's graph is in reverse chronological order On the John for five Canadian Don't listen to those guys

There should be more fighting Only fighting I only want fighting on this show Fuck jokes Only yelling all the time. Yeah, that's correct. Suit Yourself, who's having a lot of fun with this Eric Gillespie stuff. For five Australian, I fixed the Ira trailer.

It's one minute. It's in your DMs if you want to check it out. No, I've seen that fixed version. It's good. Sarah Gardner, check it out on Suit Yourself's channel. Sarah Gardinier for two Australian. Fight, fight, fight, fight. Trio Doug for five.

USD. Richard's such a team guy. He's pretending a hot woman in a bikini is bad. Veto stock increases. Game still sucks, though. Oh, is that Final Fantasy? Yeah. Yeah, because...

What? Like, if they're wearing their uniform, like the character has this uniform that they wear, you know, like Tifa's outfit or Aaron's outfit. Sure. Then it becomes this just idea in your head. And they're fighting. Like, it becomes, like, metaphysical when they're fighting. But when you put them in a bikini, I'm just thinking, like, this is, like, this feels way too vulnerable.

It's like you're opening a pickle jar naked. Like, yeah, like, I don't want to see this. This is uncomfortable. I don't want to see this. It's uncomfortable I don't want to be like cloud fighting in board shorts Ryan. It's out of place. It's not it's not right This it's very uncomfortable. It'd be like watching someone take a shit. I gotta I don't need to see this I think I think the leap from little polygon guys with block hands little Lego looking guys to yeah fall 3d models But they didn't fight in bikinis in the original game. They just walked around at the resort.

Barrett had a sailor suit, and I don't remember what everyone else was wearing. But they didn't fight in it. Whenever they were fighting, it was normal. Okay. Yeah, because they didn't want to change their battle outfits. Yeah. I don't know. I haven't gotten to that part yet.

So I have no opinion. Coach Cake for five. My Ducati leather trench coat bright red. I look like 10 million crawdads fucking. Jake Hedberg for 10. Hey, Vito, have you ever wanted to be voice acting on a cartoon show such as To Be On? To Be On, Fairly Oddparents? That doesn't work.

I used to watch it on... You're really fucking around. Just say it. My tube TV that I nicknamed Tubi. I watched Tubi... Tubi Far? That doesn't count. Too much. Yeah.

Good one. Good watching Tubi Far. I'll give it to him. Why not? What? Just hit the button. But you didn't say it. Tubi Fair.

Oh. He doesn't even have a Q-toe. It's been so long. Why not? What? Just hit the button But you didn't say it To be fair Oh Uh He doesn't even have a cue to It's been so long He doesn't even have a cue to Shit I suck cocks No yeah there it is

I forgot it was I sucks cocks Everybody's taking time to shit on me this episode Give him a little No one's shitting on you There's a little bit of shit There's been a lot of fat cracks Oh my god Dino's wearing pink

Like a pink boy. Look at the choices you made! You showed up like a ham! I like it. I would think Vegas for 10. It's fine, Vito. The anti-woke army has gained too much power from Gamergate. You've got to be fair. Yes. Okay, Antagonist for 2. Don't forget to play

my song today at the end. We should play his song. It's been a while. Euthanasia Enthusiast for 7 Canadian. I'm pretty sure Eric is on the fetal alcohol spectrum. Oh, that could be true. Shit lips for two. Eric is a not very good filmmaker. You need to say all the ends. Well, I wanted to really let people know.

Big boss for two. Vito's cat is lost forever. Trio Doug for five. They show Ariel shirtless all the time. I don't know. I never read Dr. Slump. I bought this hat at a thrift store. Elon bust for ten.

That would be, that's probably important. If you're wearing a hat, it's like a little girl. It's Toriyama. Dragon Ball had lolly shit in it. Dragon Ball had like little girls and whatever. Dragon Ball gets a pass. Elon bust for ten. Says Vito, stop fucking around with pogs and finish the comic book.

Oh, I have to make the pogs. They're part of the thing. Mr. Dimes for five. Dick should do more streams with Mr. Girl. It's the closest to therapy he's going to get. Is that you or Mr. Girl's getting therapy? Because you both need it. What is the benefit that you think I got out of that therapy?

What was the outcome of that to you? It's a meeting of the minds. David Gomez for two says, oink, with a picture of that therapy. What was the outcome of that? It's a meeting of the minds. David Gomez for two says oink with a picture of a pig. Rev for five. Shut up. Rev for five. Conspiracy is the magic word spread around by team guys, which is the signal for them to disagree with everything

regarding this topic on the hand. Yep, totally. World Wide Web Wizard says nice Pepto Bismol get up lardo. Jay Thompson for two says Eric's fans see him waste money and still donate. They love it. They love watching him throw his money away. They would be upset if he kept money. Right. They love that he's just wasting it on

shit. I don't know how he's not going out of it. It's like at some point, if he ever doesn't make, if he ever makes less than a million dollars, he's fucked. It's the same 6,000 people buying the comic, but they're paying more every time Yeah

I don't know if you saw Remember when he did the signed graded comics the first time He said $125 that's a reasonable price It's a little elevated but okay it's a signed comic for me Now it's $150 What changed? His fucking trading cards are $75 For 12 trading cards

And the trading cards that were part of the first campaign, and he said would never be reprinted, keep showing up in every campaign. And he keeps going, oh, I guess we just found some. It's so weird. We found some in the warehouse. And don't you, like, at some point, don't your customers who bought your limited edition thing that was only available for a limited time go, oh, that's kind of shitty. I feel like I got rope-a-doped here.

No, they never do. No, because they love giving this man money. They love it. He could sell his dog crap in a box and they would go, yes, sir, yes, master. He should have, and he shouldn't have had a warehouse.

He should have just pocketed all the money. He'd have seven million bucks right now. Man, you're so right. Instead of nothing. See, that was always... He's always bragging about how he's not taking any money. Yeah.

He's just giving it to his friends and giving it to a landlord. That's what's always been the most infuriating part is I go, oh, no, Eric has a very good grift going. And it's funny that he's taking all these people's money. But if he throws it all away, I mean, that's funny. Also. Yeah. Yeah.

That's also really funny. But it's. You're just jealous. Why? I keep all my money. I don't have any warehouses. When Eric says, well, I've basically broken even, you're like, well, I'm not jealous of that. I like

the money that I'm in. Put it in the bank. Dog Fredify for five says Alt-Right. What's that? Some kind of indie bookstore. Clips on for two. Nah, blah, brah. That's some Ohio Asha dog. El Riz. LJ Claberino for two. Vito more like libh. That's some Ohio Asha dog. El Riz. LJ Claberino for two. Vito more like

libido. Keep slaying, King. Jay Thompson for two. I can't believe Sid in Final Fantasy VII is younger than me now. You're old, man. Did you see someone tried to correct my problem on Final Fantasy where they're like, no, they have old people in the game like Sid. I said, go look at how old Sid is. And they're like, oh my god!

I'm older than Sid! I was old when I was 16. When is. And they're like, oh my God! I'm older than Sid! I was old when I was 16. When I was a kid, I'm like, man, I hope I'm never 32. Whimsy for five. Making me want to smoke all this Sid talk. The lady screaming in the trailer is one of the Saska sisters. Wow, they disguised her very well. I did not recognize her.

Mr. Cool Eyes for 10. Vito that is the type of nibba to buy a 7-Eleven pizza, eat the whole thing, and say it wasn't good. I didn't eat the whole thing. I ate two slices. No, I didn't. Two slices? How many were there?

Two slices. Eight slices. Eight sliced pizzas. You bought a whole pizza? That was the deal. It was $3 for a pizza. Probably if I bought the slices, it would be more expensive. Oh, my God.

I only ate a little bit of it, and I said it's gross, and I threw it out. Oh, my God. You're right. I'm sorry I ate two slices of pizza. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Versus for 10, Gamergate president is Medicare. Vice president is Sargon.

Advisor is Dick. Fat is Vito. Okay. David Gomez for two. Air conditioner is Defog. Fat is Vito. Like in a car. Fat brain.

Yeah, you got there late, huh? Dish melon aficionado for five. Dick keeps the AC pointed at Vito because his head grease smells like old Hormel's summer sausage forgotten on the counter. That's some tube beef air conditioning. Yeah, you said it. Yeah, give it to him. Why not?

Oops. That was at least clever. I suck. That was clever. Yeah, it was. A tube of beef. Verse for 50 says it's time for treasure. Oh, yes!

Ah! I have to get through these before the pirate shows. You had the coat already around you? Stop. Vito's Booty. Vito's Booty. Here we go. Here we go.

Vito's Booty. Team Guy Vito. Team Guy Vito. Team Guy Vito. Team Guy Vito. Team Guy Vito. Team Guy Vito. Team Guy Vito. You're so pleased with yourself.

There you go. All right. All right. All right. How does it look? Looks great. Oh. I am pleased with myself. Ye be right.

Oh, my God. But you know what I'm not pleased with? Where's my sword? It's starting already. Where's your sword, Captain Dick? Ye running a screen for the... The journalists? The journalists. and the liberals

of Gamergate. Come on, man. What is this? You know, you don't gotta do a whole you can just get through this like quick. We can just go

When I be a pirate, I be pirating. I don't be thinking about maybe one day I'll be a games journalist. I be pirating and scallywagging. Sure.

And drinking. And. You've definitely been drinking. Proc-horing. You've definitely been drinking. I don't be saying, how can I cash, how can I fucking make it possible that I'm getting into games journalism? I'm not trying to get into games journalism.

Oh. Is that what you're accusing me of? Well, then why are you acting like this? It doesn't make any sense. I'm not. I'm not acting like anything. I just want to clarify bad information so we can talk about good information. Well, the good information is that it makes no sense what you're saying.

Just if you accuse them of making the characters black when they didn't actually make the characters black, that's stupid. Let's just talk about what they actually did. Who's they that they did? I don't know. Why did they make Aragorn black, Vito? Why? Because Magic Gathering hires a bunch of gay kids to make Magic cards. Why do they hire gay kids and

diversity and stuff? Because everyone who works there is already gay. Why do they hire all these dems peoples? Why is that, Vito? Because I've met the people who play Magic cards and they're all weird nerds and they all furries and bullshit. No, wrong. Incorrect. They're not all weird. They're not salivating to play a bunch of

Most of the people playing Magic the Gathering who I have met are a bunch of weirdo frou-frou fucking theater kids. Oh, okay. So they need, what, a bunch of trans black people to make their games for them? There's that guy. You've seen that guy, that Gavin guy who's making the games. He's great.

He's a little gay kid. He's hanging out. I don't know if who's making the games. He's great. He's a little gay kid. He's hanging out. I don't know if he's gay. Wow. That's a very offensive thing to say, then, Vito. I'm saying in spirit. Walk the gay plank. I'm not saying it's bad to be gay, but he has a gay way about him when he talks about

You're wearing the Barbie wardrobe and you're calling other men gay. I'm just saying. I think it's a bunch of, you know, frou-frou liberal bullshit. They fired Therese Nielsen. What if Gamergate happens a third time? It's still just a crazy conspiracy then. Keep going nuts.

The first Gamergate was a bad conspiracy. Oh! Okay. You should have told that guy you were interviewing that while you were sucking him off. I should have. Oh, by the way, I'm going to take that to the big game again. The whole thing was about whether or not

a bunch of journalists were friends with that one lady and promoted her job. Zoe Quinn! Say her name! Right. Okay, so she made a dumb game. She fucked them and sucked their cucks. Oh, let me get some sea shanty music. Oh my god, I don't want to be on camera. She fucked them and sucked them and sucked down their cum.

No, no, no. What? I don't want to re-litigate all that, okay? She shanty music. Why? Why don't you want to re-litigate it? Because I just it's not relevant. It doesn't matter. It's not important. She shanty background music. One lady. They blacked that shit up too.

One dumb lady making text adventure games. It's not important. It does not matter. Oh. Zoe Quinn fucked them and sucked their cocks and blew them. Now they're getting Nathan Grayson back on the show again. I'll tell you that right now. What are you going to ask him this time?

I don't know. So how long should Trump be in prison? Ten years or a hundred million years? All right. Or infinity plus one years? There you are. Why not? Nathan, you know me and you are real smart guys. You're in video games.

I'm in video games. You said I'm a writer when you interviewed that guy. Do you remember that? I said as a writer. I didn't say I'm a writer. As a writer. Did I say as a writer? Nathan, I'm a writer too.

Why is that? Nathan, me and you are both writers. We're both in video games. Well, he's a writer. I wasn't saying it for that reason, but I'm a writer, too. Why is that? Nathan, me and you are both writers. We're both in video games. Well, he's a writer. I wasn't saying it for that reason, but I'm saying- And we're both huge liberal activists. I was commenting on how writing works. Nathan, you and I both want to see white men killed and thrown in the brig, right?

I don't want to see white men killed. That's not a thing. All I want to see is blue hair dyed as far as the eye can see like the beautiful ocean. There's nothing wrong with that. And white men killed. That's not a thing. All I want to see is blue hair dyed as far as the eye can see, like the beautiful ocean. There's nothing wrong with that. And white men imprisoned. Or at least not having the jobs that they need. Hey, if all the white men are in prison, maybe I can score some babes. Because I'll be one of the good ones, right?

What is- what is- you got a guy with a mandolin playing a fucking recorder? It's a sea shanty. Can you put this on the screen real quick? No! He's playing against DEI bullshit that you support and love! Do you really need this? Do you really need any of this? Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Zoe Quinn. She fucked them all and then fucked back again. They gave her a good review for her game. And then I defended them because I'm lame. I'm Vito, a big team guy. I am smarter than you and I.

Excellent rendition, Dick. Captain Dick, everyone. Okay. What's next? Okay. Time for Treasure, it's been. On the John for 10, Canadian. I think the only way we'll win Gamergate 2 is if I set myself on fire outside of Sweet Baby Incorporated,

and I think that'll work. All right, you should do that. Jose M for 2, the woman yelling. All right, it is a Soska sister. Soska twin yelling, Solari save us. Solari! On the John for 2, Go Woko broke. Doug, Fred of 5 for 5. Go Woco broke. Doug,

Fred a five for five. You know, I'm the guy who stole your cat. The Yara trailer was better than your interview of that Nathan guy. Why is this on the screen still? That does not need to be. There it is. Where am I? Oh, I'm off screen. Uh, let's see here. You're spilling out into the side. Okay, okay.

Go up. Go up okay. Go up. Go up, up, up. Draw some lolly. Dark Fright of Fire says draw some lolly. You said you would try it. I think that defeats the spirit. You said you would try it. I think that defeats the spirit of the agreement.

You said you would fucking try it. You said you would try it. Well, hold on. Hold on. Okay. Here's the thing. Oh, you fucking are wilching out! I'm not wilching.

Okay. You should have put stipulations on it. This is the pirate code you're living by! Okay, but here you go. You want some markers? Will you shut up? You want some brand new fresh markers? It does not have to be pornography.

Lolly just means a young anime figure. Well, why don't you show us then? I will try. Let's see. All right. Let's see. Are you going to watch me the whole time? Yeah, I am.

Why don't you read the super chats? I just want to describe what's happening. Oh, Vito started with the pussy. I'm not drawing the pussy. He's drawing a 12-year-old girl's area. A sacred, private maidenhood area. Now he's drawing a squid.

The squid's climbing in. Approaching her from the back. Oh, this is... I've seen some dirty stuff here. But this is the dirtiest... This is the dirtiest drawing I've ever seen. And I'm seeing it live, I can't believe it. I can't believe what I'm seeing. It's probably a bad idea.

Very pornographic, worse than the dog fucking stuff that Katie did was watching. Oh my god. I'm gonna have to burn this paper. This is not lolly. This doesn't even look like, I don't know. This is the lolliest thing. How old do you think that girl is? I don't know.

Three or four? Possibly that you're drawing. I'm not... I don't normally draw. Her expression is one of a much older woman. Even though the body, the sinful body that you've given her is much younger. Very, very perverse. Oh, no.

You shouldn't have started with the face. You should have started with the body. Oh, God, that looks terrible. Hold on. I've got to fix that. Remember when you said you were an artist? No, and I was saying, I don't really think so. Well. I saw Ethan VanSkyver draw Batman,

and I thought, oh, you're fucking up. But then by the end, it was amazing. Every stroke was premeditated and thought out and based on years of experience. That's the opposite that I feel looking at you drawing this right now. You're giving her overalls like Chucky. Oh, Faith and Begora. I'm trying to make it look like a kid. My cock is turning inside out.

Oh, no. Whatever. I have no fucking idea. You gave her little tiny legs, too oh no there she looks like Ricky Berwick ah she says tiny hands her arms only go down to her waist because of the poor craftsman the poor ability of the of the quote-unquote artist. There you go. Oh, Vito, it's true. Now draw the pussy like you want to. You've got to draw the pussy on there.

How old is she? This is terrible. How old is she, though? We've got to take a picture of it, at least. I'll hold it up. Is that my... Can we see this? There, we've made a child.

There you go. Oh, no! I don't know what I was a child. There you go. No! I don't know what I was doing here. There you go. There's some lolly for you. There you go. I did a very bad job. Look, I would need more time.

Pornography of children. I don't draw children, so I don't know how to draw them, okay? I don't draw children. I only rape them. No, that's not what it is. All right, all right. Everyone calm down. Working with limited tools here. Talent.

Limited talent. Yes. I would need more time to plan it out. I got to jack off between every line that I draw. Oh, no. Rev for two. Vito would destroy yellow flashlight. Fantastic.

Yellow flashlights. Oh. Arr, that'd be a good, no. Rev for two. Vito would destroy yellow flashlight. Fantastic. Yellow flashlights! Oh! Arr, that'd be a good one. Kara Fro for 50. He says, I want my original commissioned piece, Vito. I have an idea required.

All right, yeah, send me a DM. I'll draw you something. Well, you gotta have it ready, Kara. You can't just... Well, she wants it in between shows, I guess. Oh.

She wants a secret commission. Oh, okay. Probably of a dog. Will it be better than this? All right, look. I just threw it together real quick. It's not good. Don't take a picture of it.

Why is the tongue out so suggestively? I was going to fuck around and make it suggestive, but then I'm like, I'm going to get in trouble, so I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I was like, you know what? I don't know what I'm doing here. It's cute. It's cute. She's got her tongue hanging out.

There you go. Why did Vito draw this? Because they made me. Jack Onisan for two Canadians says, play Guilty Gear Exord Rev 2. I want to. Doug Fredify for five says pig, pig, and pig snout. Darius Reinacogas for 5

says we love you, Vito, oink, oink. Oink, oink. On the John for 2, how big were those two slices? They weren't that big. Doug Fredify for 5 is it true you dated

a trans woman briefly? He's talked about it. I mean, dating. I don't know if you'd call it dating. We went on a couple dates. All right, it's time for Vito's Booty.

We went on a couple dates. Oh, what's the game where we smash all the toys? Do the song again. Vito's Booty. Of a man who draws pictures of little boys. Vito's Booty. What's in the box? You know you want it.

Vito's Booty. So get on the scale or I smash it to shit. Vito's Booty. Vito's Booty. You're multiple boxes now! Vito's Booty! I do not have multiple boxes, I only have the one box. Okay. What's it gonna be?

Vito, you gonna get on the scale tonight or not? Hold on, you're gonna knock your beard. You gonna destroy it, or you gonna destroy this... I know or not? Hold on, you're gonna knock your beer Are you gonna destroy it? Are you gonna destroy this I know how it works Everyone knows how it works Wonderful thing You don't have to like do a spiel Are you gonna

What are you gonna do here? Don't do the drum roll What are you gonna do here? Can we talk about Two, five or six times You gotta either get up there or not So, so far I have received Yeah

From this game Yeah A Mother's Milk figure Well The same Mother's Milk figure Well, that's a good treasure A Mother's Milk figure. The same Mother's Milk figure. Well, that's a good treasure. Another Mother's Milk figure. A Final Fantasy button.

That's a good one. A Mother's Milk figure containing a Gaia's Cradle, which has later been determined to be fake. What did you do with that? It's at my house. Are you going to try to sell it? No. Well, then bring it in so we can rip it.

Okay, I'll bring it in so we can rip it. So we can prove that it's fake. It is fake. We can prove it, though. Okay, if people need proof. I've looked at it through the microscope. I mean, it's kind of cool that it's fake. It's interesting to look at.

I don't know. I guess not that cool. And then there was a Mother's Milk figure that we smashed. Right. Right. What's it going to be? So I've received one good prize. That's a great prize. What do you mean it's a great prize? What's a great prize? It's've received one good prize That's a great prize

What do you mean it's a great prize? What's a great prize? The Final Fantasy thing, it's good One great prize All of those are good prizes All of them are good prizes The Mother's Milk's are all good prizes Okay

Kids would love it Kids love Mother's Milk Kids love Mother's Milk? Yes! I feel like maybe What's this gonna be, Vito? Maybe after this fight That, you know, you just shit on me

For a whole episode And let all the fans Call me a team guy Maybe everybody in the audience is saying Oh, Vito's taking a lot of heart here And I feel like Vito deserves something good And I think the audience If I didn't get something good, they would be mad. They'd be like, oh, that's just mean, that awful pirate dick there.

So what's it going to be? Well, I guess I'll hope that I am rewarded. All right, he's getting on the scale, everyone. Weight loss is obviously not its own reward because you're not losing any weight. No, I'm not. I know I'm not. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

I haven't gotten out of here. Okay, here we go. Last time you weighed yourself, you were 291. Oh, Vito, you got a 295.5. Nice. 295.5. You. 295.5. You got to listen. I'm going to tell you a story.

Don't tell me a story. I don't care. So. None of this matters. What? I actually totally agree with you. Okay. With everything you said that you'd need a reward.

But I'm not going to get one. Well, here. Here's what's in the box. But the thing is... The thing is what? The reward wouldn't fit in the box. I was going to give you something good, but the box... What do you mean the reward was too small?

I was going to give you something really good, but the box was too small. So it wouldn't fit. So it wouldn't fit. So it wouldn't fit. It would have been like this. And then you would have known. So I had to give you another mother's milk. No, you could also just give me the thing. No, I can't.

What are you fucking talking about? I had something good for you, but when I. So put a thing in there that says there's something good. Well, but that's not really. You don't have to put a mother's milk in. I did, though, because the good thing wouldn't fit. It was like this. So I need to get a bigger box.

Well, that's your fault! I know! I'm saying I'm sorry, but still- So why didn't you put something small in there that's good? Nah, it's too good. You needed something sort of good. I have not gotten anything good! I got one good thing. I don't want excuses about why I have to keep getting mother's milk.

I agreed with you. I agreed with you that you deserve something good. But when I put it in there. That's not a good reason to just put another fucking mother put it in there, the lid wouldn't close. The lid wouldn't close. The lid wouldn't close. I don't care. Well, it would look dumb.

I even told my girlfriend. I'm like, yeah, he deserves something good for all this shit she's saying. She's like, I know. I know, but... What if instead of giving him something good, it wouldn't fit in the box? I have to something good... It wouldn't fit in the box. I put mother's milk in there. I have to get a bigger box.

It's not my fault. It's just a mother's milk. There's nothing else in there. It's just... He agreed with you. It's just mother's milk. This is just my life. My life is just...

Just mother's milks from dawn to dusk. Every day is just more Mother's Milk. I have to get a bigger box. Oh, I have to get a bigger box or the bit doesn't work. Okay. Good. Great. What?

I said I'm sorry. Oh? I said I'm sorry. Oh. I said I'm sorry. I meant it to be something good. Is that how that works? You get to go, oh, I'm sorry. I said as much as I am sorry. I'm glad you're sorry.

I did want it to be good. Well, it's the story of my life, I guess. A lot of people would love that. People are buying that with the real money. I don't think anyone would like this. I don't think anyone wants Mother's Milk. If you didn't take it out of the box, you could have resold it. Arr.

You could have. I don't want to inflict Mother's Milk on other people. I don't want to. I don't care. Little black boy growing up wishing he could see himself on HBO. Maybe I can. You can probably sell it. I can. Maybe I can. You can probably sell it.

I'm going to flip it. It's going to be sold out of them soon. I know. We're buying all of them. We're creating a secondary market for mother's milk. I did want to get you a good present.

Stop saying that like it means anything to me. I put it in here and it was too big. I don't care. I don't care. But it was too big. Oh, great.

How would it have looked if I came in here and the box was like this? It would look like a gimme. You could see it. And you're always angling and trying to look. Stop explaining why you have disappointed me yet again. But I tried.

All right. I brought the good toy in here, or the toy that you say is good, and put it in here. And the box lid wouldn't close. This is how you tell your kid, oh, I got you an ice cream, but then I dropped it. So you don't get an ice cream now. Well, then, that's the explanation. Okay. Stuff happens. Thanks for dropping my ice cream, Ted. Bad stuff

happens sometimes. No, bad stuff happens literally every episode, I'm pretty sure. No, you got that card. Oh, yeah, cool, that fake card. I didn't know that was, I didn't know it was a fake. I thought you were gonna smash it. No, I just fake card. I didn't know it was a fake. I thought you were going to smash it. No, I just got junk. I get junk,

basically, on this show for entertainment for everyone else. Well, you gained five pounds. I gained four pounds. I also ate a ton of Chinese food before we did the show. Well, let's see our... It's not my fault. Shut the fuck up with this it's not my fault i think

we got do we got some more super chats coming in thank you to everyone for uh continuing to uh humiliate and uh degrade me in uh every every conceivable way i will get a bigger box shut the fuck up with this bigger box i'll get a big box like this big. Yeah, and there'll be ten Mother's Milks in it because I'm not retarded. You're gonna go, you're gonna go, look, look how big the box is. And then there'll be

several Mother's Milks. No, that's not what I was gonna say. Yeah, no, there's no possible way. Of course I wouldn't do that. I'm not retarded. I just like, there's no possible way. Of course I wouldn't do that. I'm not retarded. I just like, there's a part of me that goes, maybe my co-host has a small amount of humanity. I did. Maybe he has like a small amount of like, man, Vito's been taking a lot of shit.

And, you know, he puts up with so much on this show. I didn't think that. I think he should get something. And I've decided what he deserves is a Mother's Milk pop figure. I did think that. This is what I'm worth to you. I did think that. I did think it, but it wouldn't fit in the box.

That's what I keep trying to explain. Guys, I want to thank all our top supporters for coming by. Your names are justified in any fucking way I want. It's the thought that counts. I thought the thought that counts. I thought he does deserve something. Cool.

People will be upset. Great. But it wouldn't fit. I can't bend space-time. You know, there's like four other pod- Could I at least get the set? Can I get A-Train? No, you can't. I have to have only Mother's Milk?

Maybe A-Train. Can I get an A-Train? Maybe you could get an A-Train, but probably not. Send some A-Trains in. Might as well switch it up. Would have been pretty funny if I opened it and it was A-Train. You could have gone, at least it's not mother's milk. Now you got A-Train.

All right. I'm ruining the bit by planning all these things now. I did mean you to get something good. Thank you. Well, I'm glad that you cared. Guys, don't forget to vote on all the problems. The biggest problem of the show. You want to play that song?

What was the song? We have a song queued up. Don't forget. You know what, guys? If you like seeing me and you like this show, please check out the bonus episode. We're almost back. We're almost at 2,000 paid patrons. We have never had 2,000 paid patrons

before. That would be a milestone for the show. So if you're not signed up to listen to the bonus episodes, please do so. We really appreciate it more than we appreciate you sending in Mother's Milk pop figures. You can probably stop doing that at literally any time. No, I might run out. Well, you put five of them in the next box, you're definitely gonna run out. You know what? I went to the post office today, and I

one box was big, and I was like, I wonder what that is. I opened it and was like, oh, somebody crammed it full of mother's milks again. Great. Dick's whole fucking garage is full of mother's milks now. Well, guys, what a show. And now we have a four-minute outro.

And I got no problem with that. Don't forget Yaira, number one, now available from the Ripperverse. You were right to think that. I was right to think that. You were right. You did predict what you liked. I did predict what you liked. But what you didn't count.

I didn't anticipate your laziness in, well, I can't figure out any other way to put anything in this box. It's too big. Put something else in the box. There's small stuff around. That's not the same, though. That's not the same. You didn't count on that.

You didn't count on the theater kid part. You counted on everything but that. I didn't count on you going, if this box isn't large enough, I can't possibly. It's not a big reveal. I'm going to go eat a whole 7-Eleven pizza and jump off a fucking building. Guys, biggestproblem.show, please vote.

Give me those top boys. Look at my boys. Fetophiles in the house. Get your lolly artwork online. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Mother's milk Let me get that Motherfucking milk You didn't have to keep the whole chorus in man You could cut ahead Got a couple more super chats. Great guy Gabe for seven. Yes, officer.

That fat lard on the right, that's him. Dog Fred of five for five. You got to admit, you're a pretty rotund guy, Vito. Tool chest for five. Vito, mother's milk figurine cabinet really coming together. Darius, Ryan Akovka's for five. Why does liberal Vito hate mother's milk so much? And if this show gets knocked off for playing a four-minute copyrighted song,

thanks for being a part of the magic. Yeah, boy. Hit like. Smash like. Oh, guys, don't forget, sign up for Whatnot. Veto comedy on Whatnot. Buy my video games. Buy my magic cards. Get this crap out of my house.

I will make mother's milk. We'll put it up for auction. Yeah! You cook that like a chop! Adopt or die, mo' fucker! Adopt or die, mo' fucker Adopt or die Save us, Solari

Save us, Solari Oh, yeah That was a death blow When I was thinking what I was making of the Yardwood trailers I thought, what if I drop the black guy? That was a death blow. When I was thinking when I was making the Yard of Trailers, I thought, what if I dropped a black guy on a car? Wouldn't that be pretty cool? Wouldn't that be pretty neat?

Slurry! Smash that like button, you cocksuckers. Gamergate 2 is real. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for not killing yourself. Which one was it? Which piss sister was it? Well, the big one.

The big one? Oh shit. Alright. Alright, goodbye. Adopt or die. Ugh, fuck three- four hours? Oh.