The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 139

Episode Date: May 4, 2024

Alright, are you? Let me know when you're ready. I'm ready. Switch it over. You're ready? Here we go! You're on! We're up! Feels like it, uh, feels like everything's gonna go wrong tonight, actually. I think we, this is another week where it's just like,

how did two, how did two men who sit in their houses and don't really do anything end up in so much trouble with so many individuals? I do a lot, Vito. We're not, I don't sit in my house looking at best buy equipment that I need console equipment that I need to buy That's 360 console looks you saw that picture of it glowing in the dark Do you want to live in a GameStop? Is this like night at the museum for you?

But where you live with all the games and you get rid of your bed and just sleep on industrial I work I worked at a GameStop. Like in a way, that's my history. Yeah? That's my nostalgia. In a way, your museum is a GameStop. I love that PS2 TOSC. Yeah.

Are you going to start dressing in a GameStop employee uniform? Look, I mean, people- Why does someone need two display stands for different consoles? And I'm not going to get that one because I'm not a big Xbox guy. If it was a Dreamcast one or something like that, I would be in my car going there right now. I'm saying is that guy I was okay. Here's the thing. I had said I'm not gonna get it. I don't need it and then out of nowhere a week later the guy goes, Hey buddy check this out.

And he starts sending me pictures of it lit up like a Christmas tree glowing in the night and I went That is pretty cool pretty pretty show them the picture real quick. Why cuz I gotta see it It's enticing it does not look like crap. It's like total shit No No, you can't one is too many The one you have you know, it's too many this would go in the garage until I go maybe to a larger place. You have a garage? I have a garage space I'm allowed to use. Oh, okay.

That's where a lot of my stuff is. Hit the media tab. Ah, I would never have done that. You should see the glowing. Keep going down. There you go, look at it glowing in the night thing. That's beautiful. Man, don't buy this.

Look at how the X-Spikes has its own white glowing light to illuminate the X-Spikes. This is like, uh, evil. It's, uh, look, I'm not gonna get it. Promise. If I was gonna get it, it would be to flip it. I fucking knew it. And then I never flip things quick enough, so I'll just set my garage.

I've seen enough Forge's episodes to know what's coming next. That's a really good price for that thing! You know, they got a whole channel that just runs intervention all day. It's like these streaming channels where they can't fill it with ads, right? Right. So instead, they have tips on if you might be addicted

to something, but it feels like, you know when video games are loading, it feels like the loading screen where they give you those really- Pro tip. But then they're all horrible. Press A to escape your horrible Press a to jump. Yeah, it's like If you find yourself pinned under a stack of old magazines and newspapers

rotate the R-stick to move. Like who are these tips for? People who are addicted are not watching this show to see if they're they're addicted They're watching the show to prove themselves that they're not addicted. Look, I would say I'm a hoarder But I you know, I keep myself pretty well organized. I'm not buried under it yet. So do they. That's what they say. Okay, right now it is hard to get out of my house, because the kiosk is still blocking the front door slightly, but I'll make better room for it

at some point. It is a fire hazard, I'll say that. Okay, fire hazard. My house would definitely be condemned. Don't buy that shit. What else am I going gonna do with my life? Make a, you might wanna make a comic. Speaking of that guys, Superkiller ends on Monday.

This will be the last, biggest problem. Fucking Superkiller Superstream. Go to superkiller.org, can we get it? Turn up this volume, please. Over $90,000 tonight! Biggest. Don't buy it. Problem. Under 90.

In the universe. Welcome to the Biggest Problem in the Universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe. From UFOs to robot hoes. That's not very good. Or trolls, let's learn. To UFOs? To robot hoes? That's not very good. This is where trolls like clearing. Vito's undiagnosed ADHD to triangle investigator PhDs? These are nuts. Do you rhyme D with D?

Pfft. A total joke. Fail. Fail. To instant fail. Absolute fail. Embarrassing, Tall Goose. Very bad. Your house tick master and joining me as always is Vito Giswaldis. Hi, Dick.

Very sick. A new sort of sickness you have is Vito Giswaldis. Hi, Dick. Very sick. A new sort of sickness you have this week. This is a... A medical sickness. I think this is the first time I've done the show being a little under the weather, huh? Oh, man. Well, I think I was a little sick one week.

It's rough listening to people on the radio when we're sick. Is it? It's just gross. Yeah. I got a little... Maybe I'm a little phlegmy or something. I'd rather listen to nothing, you know? All I can say is it shows my dedication to the fan base, that despite my debilitating illness, I am here.

I am excited. Yeah. And Superkiller is going strong, going for over 90,000 here tonight. Guys, we're going to be checking in live during the show. That was an impressive figure when it was, when everyone assumed it would be like a six month turnaround. It's gonna be 90 grand for six month that's impressive. Two years? That's minimum wage bro. You're being paid less than minimum wage for just talking about Superkiller at this point. Well you know what as I've said you know we're wrapping up work on this one it's

looking great. And we're laying the groundwork for future issues, which I think... Man, I'm making connections. I got like guys in the wings. I got distributors. I got... I got distributors already! I got... Ideally, how many people do you need making a comic? Like as many as possible? That's not what it is, but you need connections to get stuff printed, to get stuff made. What, you know China. Yeah, well you're gonna add China. I want good quality. We're gonna have good paper stock Okay, doesn't matter. We're gonna be like Eric July. We're gonna be talking to a Chinese shipping captains apparently Yeah, did you see that the way by the balls. Did you see that? The way Eric Joi just... Hibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-jibbity-j the postal service and to give them a... He's making 500 comics internationally. That's gotta be some big, drawing a lot of water. The numbers he's putting out are not even comparable

to a lot of these businesses out here that are just selling normal shit. What are you gonna say? How many cards, how many semiconductors do you think are shipped? Probably, I don't think 500. Maybe 400 tops every year. It's insane.

Eric is shipping 500 comic books. I mean cars. It's a saying 500 comic books Cars he's pretending like now we're considered a big player We have all this it's like dude these guys That the guy who runs the fucking boat from China is dealing with shipping containers full of shit, okay, like Companies moving tens of thousands of pieces of inventory. He doesn't care about your I don't even care about it. It's all it's all duty free. Is that what he's bragging about? So I said it's the other thing go to duty free You may have heard of it from Seinfeld to what it is

But in actuality what it is is a way for me to save you Sheep a chippin all it means is that he's using the exact same shipping service as everyone. If anything it means that like, he's discovered the same shipping workarounds that everybody else uses. The workaround of not paying customs for books. Maybe I guess. You didn't put your wife's jewelry ad in? Yeah maybe. Because you're having sex with your...

Maybe you found a way to classify them as something else. I would imagine books probably have the lowest tariffs, right? It's zero. It's duty-free. Yeah, exactly It's a book What is he talking about? Jabba-jabba. It's not like electronics. It's not like highly regulated fucking goods or rare earth metals. It's a comic book. Oh Vito. Now, I don't know once you get into shipping your comic book. Yeah, you'll see how All I'm saying is I'm slowly becoming a captain of industry like the great Eric Jilai. Uh-huh.

Uh, and yeah, we got a lot of creators in the wings because, uh, we got a lot of things going on. You're talking like, uh, you're a big shot too now. I don't think I'm a big... Luck. Yeah, I know you're arguing with people on Twitter. Who? Oh, well that's true. Andy. For some reason, I'm apparently now- From Bob's Burger and the Mortician? The worst character on Bob's Burgers?

Yeah, a character who they do not use anymore because he was never that funny. Not Jimmy Pesto? No. For some reason, I'm now rivals with Andy Kindler, the voice of the mortician from Bob's Burgers. Also, for those of you who maybe have a more beloved. Dr. Katz. Well, yeah, I was going to say a lot of legacy cartoons. Also, home movies.

Arnold Lindenson, Paula's boss. Oh, he sucked. He was not a great character. Only McGurk. Only McGurk. Only McGurk. So Andy Kindler's been post, everyone, all these people right now. They're picking on you.

Now you know what it's like for me. They're picking on Seinfeld because Seinfeld did an interview where God forbid, anytime somebody does an interview, I don't know how it becomes, some stupid thing they say will become like an entire news cycle. Yeah. Basically Seinfeld said, you know, I don't know how it becomes, some stupid thing they say will become like an entire news cycle. Yeah. Basically Seinfeld said, you know, I don't think we could do Seinfeld today, because some of the things we want to do, the liberals would be like offended by it, and they wouldn't let us do it. Yeah, like the blackface one, when Kramer suntanned himself too much.

That episode where Kramer had like a big crowd of guys, and he went, you know, a hundred years ago, they'd have you upside down with a fork up your ass. I love that episode. So he posted an article that basically said oh Seinfeld. 50 or 100? I think it was 100. Was it 50? 100 years ago? 100 years ago? 50 years ago they'd have you upside down with a fork up your ass yelling. Yeah. Ninja. He's a ninja. Get him. Yeah. Fork up your ass quote. Yeah, let's get the actual quote. I actually got a Twitter, back when Twitter was run by the evil people. 50, I was right. I quote. Look, I know my race is quotes, okay? Fair enough. You know what, maybe I've I say them every day. Screwed it up because somebody posted a, actually with Stone Toss posted a Kramer like

comic and I just responded to it saying 50 50 years ago, they'd have you upside down with a fork up your ass. And I got a Twitter suspension for violent speech that they thought I was threatening to put a fork up Stone Toss's ass. And I tried to explain, of course, to the Indian self-help people what a reference is. Who's back?

Oh, man. Who's coming back? Your worst nightmare. The guy you tried to destroy. Who's back? Oh man. Who's coming back? Your worst nightmare. I'm not my worst nightmare. The guy you tried to destroy. I did not try to destroy. The guy you tried to personally destroy. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Nick Fuentes. A young man you tried to. You could make the argument that I helped him by bringing him to Elon Musk's attention. And Elon Musk becoming aware of the things this man is saying and saying, well, this is the ultimate test of free speech. I must unban Nick Fuentes here on Twitter. Only he can protect the Bible from the US government. Well.

Only Nick Fuentes can be, he's like Rita Repulsa coming out of a Happy Meal. Ha ha ha ha! After seven years, I'm free! So I've heard- Now to conquer Israel! I've heard Maddox is not happy about this. Is that true? He's spurging out, of course. What did he say exactly? Like how- he does- I know in his video doesn't he mention Nick Fuentes?

Yeah, and why he tries to connect you to him, right? Yeah, we're connected, baby. And he's saying, you know, you should lose your- I bought him lunch, I think. You should lose your Patreon because of that, I think he makes the argument. Yeah. Yeah. That video didn't go very well. That video is no longer

available and Maddox has not said why. Because it's a stalker video as it turns out. I mean What's going on? You think at least by this point he would have said hey, it's coming back with this part edited out. I got in trouble for stalking. As it turns out. I think he might have got caught like an actual legal threat. Like I think somebody might be like caught like an actual legal threat. Like, I think somebody might be like, Hey, you put my name- Because it's a full-on stalker video. Is what it is.

That's why. You made a website that this video links to that says that I'm in league with Nazis or whatever else. I'm suing you for a loss of reputation and character. Oh well. I think it's possible there's a legal thing. They're gonna take his bike. 5,000 people are gonna cut his bike up into 5,000 pieces and split it up. I'd pay 10 bucks for that

Nick Fuentes is back Nick Fuentes back Andy Kindler and me are feuding I thought it was over but then today he's still tweeting about me and my comedy career and I'm like, don't worry any killer I just have a fun podcast He did that we're coming for Andy now. We are coming for Andy. I want him to call in. Peckling full bore. We're giving him the red bar treatment. He's not safe nowhere. I almost said that. We are putting, guys, tell Andy Kindler on Twitter that he has been put on a problem notice. We're putting you on red bar notice. Which is our version of that. It Redbar's notice. I thought it doesn't make sense if we call it.

We're Redbar-ing Andy Kimmler. What are you looking up? Well I invited him to call into the show. I wanted to see if he responded at all. You think he's gonna call? I wanted to see if he reacted and said like, Oh I'm not coming on. I mean he's still tweeting about me four days later. Right when he calls in. Hey why don't you go fuck yourself Andy.

Is it Kimmler or Kindler? Kindler. Like a kindling. Like a kindling? Yeah. You sure it's not Kindlestein? One hour ago. Go to his Twitter real quick. Look at this. This is from- just come on. This is our feud. This is our feud. Go to his Twitter real quick. Go to his Twitter for two seconds. You're reading it. Why? What is it? Okay, well cuz he- I don't even know how to spell it. Andy Kimdlestein? Kindler. K-I-N-D-L-E-R. Kindler Gold?

You got it. You figured it out. Oh, you're blocked. Why are you blocked? I'm not blocked! How'd you get blocked? Cause he's an anti-semite. Cause he's a sex pest and an anti-semite. He couldn't have my hot body. Alright, well, Andy Kindler, who has 135,000 followers, is on the-

More anti-semites television show Bob's burgers Well that shows chock full of anti-semites one hour ago He said I'm sure every time veto hits the stage He kills comedy and not in a good way. He kills the stage Andy That's the worst burn ever. There's gotta be something else here in creaking like a pirate ship. Oh Oh wait he did respond I said do you want to call into the show tonight Andy we have live viewers want to hear from you yeah that sounds great I find you miserable here let's do some talk radio DM me and we will patch you in okay well we are waiting to see if the great Andy Kendall wants to to come on. King Europe says, oh yeah, I forgot to do the,

well, Vito's texting. We might get Andy Kindler on the show, maybe next week. Who gives a shit? What's he gonna, call in and cry about comedy? I mean, I'm not saying I give a shit, I'm saying it would be kind of funny to have him call me a bigot on the air. He did call me a bigot as well.

Women's stories, number one, content ratings boards, Alexa being retarded, UFO conspiracies. Wait, who won? Women's stories did. Yeah, of course, a women problem. Easy money. Easy money. King Europe.

This is definitely my favorite weight loss podcast, he says. This is a good weight loss podcast. We're doing real good. 816 says, Dick coping about the criminal background checks and veto coping for an hour about pretending He doesn't care about being fat perfect and balanced great show boys. It's not that I don't care about being fat It's that it's my job to care about it. It's not your job to care about it That's the point. What do you mean job? That anyone is in the comments going I'm'm really worried about Vito's weight.

You don't have to be. Why? It's not your cross to bear. Well, somebody's got to be. If I drop dead tomorrow, how is it any different than me dropping dead 20 years ago? It's got to be more than one guy bearing that cross. It's too much for one man.

I'll tell you this, guys. How about this? I promise not to die of obesity. I'll just shoot myself in the head, and then you don't have to worry about it. You're real fickle about your support. support like you want people to buy your comic, but then they can't comment about your every your Your lifestyle choices. Well, why don't you comment on me being like a hideous psychopath, huh? Like I really hope Vito learns to dress like an adult human being and stuff. That's a great shirt fucking toddler

We went sure. This is a good shirt. Nice. It's crisp. It's no about health. It's about health There's other unhealthy stuff. I do and there's not as funny that a million comments going I hope dick conquers his alcoholism, so don't tell me it's about health. Okay, you could conquer yours though. I'm too old I'm much older than you. I can't I can't fix my alcoholism I've gone too far on and be invested in my health, go to superkiller.org. Guys, we're going for 90,000 a night! When is the last one? Monday's the end of it.

But on the show, can you please tell me that was the last one? This is the last one? No. Tonight? Tell me when the last time you chill, this fucking campaign on the show, say, that was the last one. So I know. And I can close that off in my mind.

Sure. I'll let you know when the Superkiller.org campaign is done shilling tonight. Your last chance to get him. So I don't forget about that. Wouldn't it have been amazing if you hit 100,000? Well. But you didn't. Well, here's what I'm going to argue is most of the campaigns you see...

So you already thought about this and you have a rationalization prepared. Most of the campaigns you see that have hit a hundred thousand, the shipping cost is included in the total. So if everyone had paid for shipping already, that's 1600 people times $5. Fuck off. If not $10. Oh, here we are. So we'd actually already be over $100,000. We got special Superkiller packing tape.

That's going to be extra. I mean, I could get the special packing tape. I've seen that. Maybe I will get that. He can get the pretty packing tape. William Davis says, I'm not ready for Superkiller, but my grandkids are going to love it. You're right.

Faddux the Great says, don't try to hurt me with words, Vito. You and I both know we're friends, best friends even. I love you guys. Tony says, Vito, Dick, you're terrible at branding. Vito, let's go to Skankfest. Dick staying on brand completely. You can go. I don't know quite what he meant by that.

It means that, were you accusing me of being bad at branding? No, you said, Dick, you're terrible at branding. I said, you're bad at branding. Yeah. and then you said let's go to Skankfest I guess he's saying he agrees with me Huh? I gotta post that Skankfest clip cuz I listened to it a couple times and man it is just If we're talking about cope, okay, maybe I'm coping with weight loss, but you're cope of I don't know I just think it's gay to hang out with a bunch of people in the same industry as you we're not hanging out We didn't get invited. That's like it's like just showing up at a Rolling Stones conch. Hey guys. Yeah, I'm in a band, too

Yeah, what's up? So we're hanging out right like oh man somebody gave him a free ticket. Oh, that was a mistake Well, I I do need to announce that I will be at hackamania And that'll be why are you smiling like, what is that? Like you got a fucking announcement? Where the fuck is that? Again with this shit, like, people we hang out with and interact with constantly and we go on each of the shows, Carl from WATP is doing a cool show in Vegas and I go, hey, I'm gonna go to this cool show in Vegas and I go hey I'm gonna go to this cool show in Vegas and you go I have to announce like you're making this big announcement I'm sorry I'm

doing the like most like bare minimum like amount of promotion and like trying to help yeah I'm boosting Carl we're're friends with Carl! He's doing a big comedy show! Okay? When is it? It's I believe it is May 3rd. It's beginning of- You don't find anything about that funny? April May- no June beginning of June. Yeah beginning of June. I believe it's the beginning of June But you guys I mean I was gonna tell people-

Shouldn't you have the dates if you're gonna do a big fucking announcement? You're right forget it. I was gonna tell people you have the dates Fucking announcement you're right forget it I was gonna tell people you know if you get tickets, I'll be there It's gonna be a night of fun and comedy, but you're right. It's gay and pathetic and no one should go so don't There you go. That's the promo To make like Get it you're right. You know what everything any amount of attempt to make comedy or have an event or do anything is just gay and cringe.

I'm going too! So don't try. It's just like I have a big announcement to make. Whatever. Are you gonna go? I think so. We should go to Hackamania. I gotta figure out when it is.

Alright, well we'll find out when it is. We should get a promo code for the show. We can sell tickets. What do you mean? What do you mean promo code? Okay, right now, well I know, if you're gonna buy tickets now, you should use the CreepOffs code or something, like search on Twitter. Oh, are they splitting the money up that way? I think it's that way they can track who sold which tickets.

So I've been telling people to use promo code Creep and get like 20% off, I think. We could probably go with the N-word. Yeah, use the promo code N-word. I don't think they have that set up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, use that. We probably go to the n-word Yeah, yeah, yeah use that if we're gonna be there, I mean we've we've got to talk about it But maybe we could do a week Whatever or we might just be there What is so funny about this like I don't know man all these fucking play Yet, but I think if we're going to a big comedy thing maybe we could do uh

Carl said if we don't do our own thing we could do something during the W.A.T.P set okay that would be cool we could have a little biggest problem segment I don't know all I know is I'm gonna be there you're gonna be there apparently you might be there I'm definitely gonna be there I'll probably be there I want to go I'm definitely going and uh it's gonna be a lot of fun a lot of a lot of fun guys are gonna be there uh Don Herm to go. I'm definitely going and it's gonna be a lot of fun A lot of fun guys are gonna be there. Uh, Don Hermit says it's also gay and pathetic. So don't go I mean, I didn't say it was gay. I said it. I didn't say it was pathetic. Use promo code. Use promo code. State fest would be pathetic. You know what? I talked about that story on my show and Sean instantly goes, oh Yeah, that's can't do that. You guys are nuts. I was like, thank you!

Use promo code pathetic to get 20% off. I didn't say Carl's was pathetic! Get hackamania tickets. Skankfest is, because we didn't get invited. Carl invited us. It's different. I think there's probably people on Skankfest who said, hey, could I do a set or something? I don't think everybody gets invited.

We could ask. And if they say no, then we don't do a thing. I might just think everybody gets invited. We could ask. And if they say no then we don't do a thing. I might just go to hang out and see comedy. I'd have fun. Okay. I would go to just have fun. Don Herman says, just get a tapeworm Vito. You can keep him inside you and he'll help you lose weight. It's the perfect low maintenance pet for you. Might be fun. Reckon says, Vito almost having a meltdown over being called fat after having an entire episode lashing out about Nerdradix fat land whale. I made the point you can still call me fat. You can absolutely make fat jokes.

I'm just asking that if you like the show, it's very nice. I know that we have this thing as men to go, I don't need any sort of a positive support. Call me a piece of shit all day long. It's nice to know people like the show. That's it. It makes me feel nice when I see a comment and it says, hey, that was a really funny episode. That was a great joke. Also Vito is a fat piece of shit. He should hang himself. I'll take the good with the bad. That's fine. Ninja Gene says, Vito going from shitting on Joe Rogan with Dick to trying to convince Dick to go to schmooze on Shane Gillis is another example of being a huge greaseball.

We don't have to schmooze. It's not schmoozing, okay? Schmoozing. Whatever. I just think it would be fun. What is it then? I don't know, man. It's just fun events happening.

And it's in the same sphere of what I think we're attempting to do, which is make great comedy and comedy podcasts. I'd rather go to a Taylor Swift movie. Right. Like, the ones where all the little girls are fainting in the aisles and screaming. You don't even have to mention that part. Look, you don't have to go. I might go.

We've got a heck of a video where he's seething about us, too. There's a lot of stuff. And Redbar commented on us. You were on Lolcow Live? I went on Lolcow Live. That'll be airing on Sunday Keemstar was not on that episode because apparently he refuses to appear with me keemstar hates me and I was in their chat. He's real mad that we've been talking shit about the local podcast. It's so dumb though I think that he should not be part of the show. I don't get it. I mean he's

the low cow. Well he's the villain of the show though because he has all the money and all the power. But he just edits the shit out of it. He edits the shit out and he takes all the funny shit out of it. Yeah. And then he fires the editor without consulting anything. I was like did he consult you guys about firing the editor? And they're like no he just fired him. I'm like okay so it's not the lol cow podcast. It's keemstar podcast Yeah featuring keemstar and whoever else is currently in his good graces And he can fire either of you at any time and they're like well not exactly hard on keemstar Well, okay, I put it in terms of the WWF like it works because Vince McMahon is the villain

Right, Vince McMahon is not in the ring every match They don't cut out half the match and they also don't have Vince McMahon who is the villain. But Vince McMahon is not in the ring every match. They don't cut out half the match. And they also don't have Vince McMahon, who is the villain, like, bitch slap the shit out of Stone Cold. Like, the Loll Couch should be the heroes of the scenario. I guess. That Boogie and Wings are the downtrodden morons

who are just trying to have fun, and Keem comes in all the time and be like, you guys are ruining my podcast! This is the worst thing ever! They go, but Keem, we're just trying. They should be- You gotta air it though. You gotta air that part.

It's supposed to be an underdog story. It's two retards trying to have a podcast. Yeah. And they're overbearing boss- Who may or may not be pedophiles. Who may or may not be pedophiles. There's a lot of intrigue there. And then Keemstar comes in to berate them

and tell them they suck. Tell them to apologize to him for ruining the show. Yeah. I'm like that's a good gimmick but then he can't be on the show as like hey I'm just one of the guys. I'm like no you're the villain, you're Vince McMahon. It doesn't make sense to me. I agree. The dynamic is all screwed up. And then Keem only wants to talk, I brought up to them, Keem I tune into the show and they're talking about discord drama or some shit and I'm like is this show always this shitty? I said in the chat and Keem was like flipping out he's like you know you only come in when the show's bad at the end like you know the

front half of the show I'm like I didn't realize the back part of the podcast is always bad thanks for letting me know there's a good part of the podcast and then the ending is always bad thanks Keem that was a really good defense you always come in at the end when it's bad was like literally what he said. You always come in when it sucks. This is a you problem. I just total narcissus. Why don't you make the show good the whole time? The show isn't, it's you.

It's you deciding to come in when the show is bad. That's the only explanation that I can think of. Every time I tune in, it sucks. And he's telling me, you're missing all this great content. I'm like, why don't you just make the whole show good? Why don't you? Why has he fired so many good, competent people? If you need content for the show, don't tell the editor I need a list of topics for the show. He's the editor. You're in charge of coming up with topics for the show

That's the other thing though. They got to stop with all this internet drama bullshit. I said it all. Yeah. I'm like Boogie They're not good at it. I said Boogie explain what's going on in Palestine. Just tell me exactly what's going on. Perfect That's the content I want. Because you know Just tell me exactly what's going on. Perfect. That's the content I want. Perfect, because you know fucking nothing about it. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. And you're desperate, Boogie and Wings both

are desperate to be liked. Yeah. So you ask them. They'll try to come up with a very middle of the road answer, yeah. Ask them things that are impossible to answer correctly. They don't want to get into like weird drunk. Like, you're a border rape baby?

Yeah, it's so- That's the obvious way- People don't understand that I'm a good person! I'm a good person! If you're milking little cows, you have to present them with uncomfortable real-world issues and hear their utterly retarded attempts to rationalize. Yeah, what would you tell your girlfriend if you could talk to her when she was 14? Exactly! What would you say to her? What do you think the age of consent should be if abroad it's you know and let them talk about it.

Yeah. I brought up Palestine and Tommy C was kind of like I don't know if we just talk about that. I'm like no no no no I think we should! I think that's the show! That's the show! Fucking Tommy C asked me to come on and went to Spam so I didn't know. Oh, okay. He asked me to come on and went to spam so I didn't know. Oh, okay. He asked me to come on and then I said, yeah sure, next week, today's fucked for me. And then I see Bloop pops up and it's a voice message. Because Tommy C has sent you a voice message. I'm like, what the fuck is- He does that to me a lot.

I'm not listening to a voice message. He's a voice message guy. Are you fucking high? I don't know why. I read way faster than I listen to you talk. Him boogies a time vampire and a time he said Yeah I will listen to Tommy sees voice into the transcription thing. Yeah, that's what it's for

I am always like Tommy. Just what are you doing? Come on? I mean, I like your voice a little bit, but I just want to type Anyway guys lol cow podcast. I believe that drops on Sunday So you'll be able to hear me get boogie and wings to talk about the Gaza conflict before it or anti Palestine he seemed a middle of the road Seemed a very very very diplomatic very anti-semitic. Yes Okay, then there's more Oh Kim Jong-un says play this audio anytime Vito talks about his projects. You ready for this one? Yes, I'm very excited. Let's see.

Oops, wait a minute. Vito's projects, Vito's fun little ideas, Vito's postponed comic book, Vito's soon-to-be-hit magazine, Vito's lazy creative team, Vito's Deadpool 3 rip-off. That's pretty good. Three of those are about the comic and one of them is about the magazine. You're trying to make it sound like I have a bunch of projects I'm pitching and three of them are the same one. I had, a long time ago, I wanted to try to trick you into doing a recurring bit on the show that Vito brings in an idea.

Brings in a pitch. I have those ideas. Vito's million dollar idea or something. Should have brought in my pitch for an American Evangelion movie. I put that on Twitter this week. I'm gonna write that. That's such- oh yeah, okay. That's a good pitch! I've had that pitch- I'm like- Exactly! I've had this idea percolating around for 20 years!

If you do an Evangelion movie, it can't be in Japan, you can't get a bunch of Japanese people, if Americans are gonna make it. So you gotta figure out how to Americanize it. And then you're-'re and me as a fan Of the lore who understands that there's a nerve branch in Massachusetts. I go well right there Uh-huh like good will hunting with robots, okay? And then you capped it off you had a finisher that I said I should write this Oh, and then at the end they go into space or some shit I'm the end they meet they go to Japan and then they meet Shinji and Rei at

the end. It was at that moment that I said, oh my god, I feel like I'm listening to my dad tell me an idea for a movie. I have great ideas. Vitos projects. Someday I'll finish writing my Star Wars Episode IX script. Vitos comic book. Vitos soon to be hit magazine.

I have a script that's halfway finished that is what Star Wars Episode IX should have been. And now that AI imagery is possible, I might actually finally be able to make that video. Like, it'd be like an animated comic. Yeah, well, I'd be like, now I can be like, show me, you know, an X-Wing doing this. And then I can make a little video out of it. Okay, well, there you go. Do you have any bits or such things? Vitos projects. At least bits. Well, I don't know about bits but I do have a famous segment that I like to call Voted Up.

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BODA! PROBLEM! OOF! Did you do the family thing? I'm so glad our fan- no, I didn't do the family- Well, you said I'd write a mother, is that- I think it's similar, I guess. That's not enough.

Our fans really give it the old... One take, college try, huh? They should be working on it for two years, like all your ideas. Yeah, you could run it through some filters. The biggest problem card game, we didn't get to argue about that one, too. That's a good pro... Fuck me, I gotta write all these things down. Maybe we'll have people vote, thank you.

I was gonna make a prototype of that and we could try playing it on the show. It's just a card, take two seconds. We'll talk about the biggest problem card game. Regardless guys, this is Voted Up, the exciting segment. Or revisit past problems and put them in a new light. From all the way- Did I play the Aventress song yet? Yeah, what are you talking about?

Just kidding. This was me being prophetic, I wanna say. You can trust song yet. Yeah, what are you talking about? This was me being prophetic, I want to say. All the way back in episode 20, I brought in the problem of anti-anti-Israel boycotts. These are of course laws that make it illegal to boycott the state of Israel. Oh yeah. Yes. Boycott the state of Israel. Oh, yeah. Yes Well right now we have something like that slipping through Congress where the United States House of Representatives have Problem. I mean I should have known when I said I said I'm doing foreign

lobbyists then we're moving along Talk about it now. I don't care. Oh yeah, I'll just say that right now they have passed a bill that would expand the federal definition of anti-semitism despite opposition from civil liberties groups. Yeah. Well I mean you'll still be able to talk about it. Foreign lobbyists. Like for example Israel. Yeah, well Israel's one of them. Foreign lobbyists. Foreign lobby. Well, we can just do your problem then and make it part of the thing. Okay, what is it? Well, I'm gonna say if this bill becomes law, do you know what will happen, Dick? Do you know what this bill seeks to do? We're gonna have to say Jesus killed himself then. No more of this.

I've heard people saying things like that. I don't know, how else, how do you explain Jesus dying with this law in effect? I'm pretty sure you can't. How much am I allowed to say his name? How much are you allowed to say about what the Jews did historically? How much am I allowed to praise his name? Whoa, whoa! Who, I don't know who did nothing! Whoa, I didn't see nothing! I didn't see nothing! Fair enough. Hogan's Heroes, which was not a comedy anymore. I don't think you're allowed to say that.

Well, that's not exactly what it says. What it says is that not a comedy anymore I don't think you're allowed to say that. Well that's not exactly what it says. What it says is that this would codify into law a very specific definition of anti-semitism. Which is things we don't like. This is a definition that was created in 1964 by the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance and they want to make this definition. You got the word it, they got the word in there, didn't they? The legal definition Yeah, they got it in there Oh, you fuckers

Yeah, that's interesting And I mean white people when I say that Sure White people killed Jesus White people killed Jesus Those goddamn white people, they get away with everything Well, would you like the new potential legal definition of anti-Semitism, Dick? Um, yeah, it's nice and clear cut, right?

Yeah, this is the simplest thing I've ever heard. Speeding, can't go over 55 in the freeway, right? This would be... Murder. Shot him dead. Give me one second, I'm about to sneeze. Stealing. Steal something that don't belong to you. Oh, I gotta sneeze building up, we'll see if it happens. You don't have to rush through the thing, you can just sneeze.

Stare at a light. Is that gonna help? You don't do that? Stare at the sun. just sneeze. Stare at a light. Is that gonna help? You don't do that? Stare at the sun. It's gotta be really bright though. Oh shit. You gotta stare at the sun. Look at yourself on the monitor.

How's that help? Because it's so bright. The definition of anti-Semitism would be categorized as a certain perception of Jews, which may be expressed as hatred towards Jews. Rhetorical and physical manifestations of anti-Semitism I gotta manifest the shit? Are directed towards Jewish or non-Jewish individuals Non-Jewish

Or their property Yeah, that's the- Property? I can't be- Towards Jewish community institutions This table's big on Jewish, can I say that? And religious facilities I guess if a building's owned by Jewish people, you can't talk......towards Jewish community institutions... This table's big on Jewish. Can I say that?...and religious facilities. I guess if a building's owned by Jewish people, you can't talk shit about the building. I can't talk shit about the building? That definition also...

That building let itself on fire. For no reason and no one owns it. That definition would also... Wasn't even insured. ...encompass the targeting of the State of Israel... Oh, okay. ...conceived as a Jewish collectivity. Does that include the U.S.?

When they say state of Israel, are they referring to the U.S. government? Are they referring to... I think you're breaching the definition right now. I don't think you're allowed to say that. This doesn't work for me, guys! I don't think you're allowed to say that. Now, I'll give you an example. I'm breaking the law! I'm breaking the law big time.

I got bad news for you. Here's something you can't say, Dick. You could not say, for instance, this would be considered legally anti-semitic. Anti-semitic? If this law passes? If I was to say to you, Dick, I believe the existence of the state of Israel is a racist endeavor. That would be an illegally defined anti-semitic statement. Okay, so anything that's true is... I've noticed that anything that's...

Hold on. Anything that's true... We're gonna go to jail if we keep this up. That's not... Truth is not Jewish, so... We're in trouble. They're like, oh, so I saw people go like, oh yeah, so what, I'm just not supposed to say even though it's happening?

I'm like, well, wait a minute, the only things that are happening are criminalized. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Here's a very important thing that you also need to consider. You can say black people can breathe underwater. That's not criminalized anywhere. That Jewish guy left a great tip. Not criminalized.

Not criminalized. It's not happening. I guess that's true. I can't just get around it by saying Not criminalized. It's not happening. I guess that's true. I can't just get around it by saying the exact opposite. Here's the other thing. That's opposite world is where we're in now. Opposite world is where we're in. You have to go, I don't think the Jews are racist at all. Why people kill Jesus?

Why people... I don't think the Jews... Infiltrated the Roman government. Just like they're infiltrating our government. I mean I love the Jews. See now I'm fucked. Now I'm in opposite world. What do I to say to actually express I love to use here's what you can't do Wow, did anyone you cannot make any comparison between? contemporary Israeli policy and

That of the Nazis so if you were to say that a current existing Israeli policy is similar in scope to a Nazi Germany policy that would legally be considered anti-semitic. Do the Nazis have 8% home loans? 8% mortgage rates? I don't know what the lending terms were under the Nazis. The Nazis? I don't know. Did they have a central bank? I don't know if you can... Why would I call that? Here's the deal. Here's why this is important guys, is that this would...

I believe this- The Nazis, well they did have their own Hollywood, didn't they? The Nazis? Yeah, they were doing some good- They were making some good movies, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. What's your name?

I won't do that then. Lena Dunham, that's not her name. The lady who made Triumph of the Will. Reif, Reifstahl? Reifstahl. Reifstahl. Wasn't it Lena though? I can't remember. I think it was Lena Dunham.

Yeah, it was Lena Dunham. Famous Nazi cinema talk. What's up Hitler? I molested my sister when I was eight. Maybe it was Leslie Reifstahl. Grad school man, you mind if I masturbate Hitler? Yeah, we're cool. Famous Nazi director.

So you want to reach the women, huh? Was ist es? Get this Joe out of here! Yeah, we're cool. Famous Nazi director. So you wanna reach the women, huh? Voss is this! Get this chew out of you! Okay, I would genuinely watch Lena Dunham back in time. That's like a naked gun form. It's me, Hitler! Wesley Nielsen! They made a movie where Lena Dunham travels back in time and it upsets Hitler.

You know they'd fuck it up too. How could they not do that? Here's why this matters guys, is by adding this definition to the law that would actually allow the Federal Department of Education to restrict funding and resources to college campuses perceived as tolerating anti-Semitism. So all these protests you're seeing against Israel, again in boycotts of them and whatever else, you could then, the federal government could legally go, we are cutting you off from federal funding until you learn to love Jews again.

Man, I don't know, am I allowed, it's the three religions really have me, they have me between a rock and a hard place and between an acclimate, you know? It's, you can't make fun of. Between a Kabbalah and a fucking mosque. Between a rock and a hard place in that big black Cube the Kaaba. Oh, is that the Kaaba?

I think it's the Kaaba you can't make fun of Israel You can't make fun of Mohammed and you can't make fun of fat women They got all all three religions have their sacred cow, you know, yeah that you can't touch I was always disappointed by the photos of inside the Cabba. You think it would have a bunch of glowing crystals and shit and like holograms. It's not a magic card. What do you... Well... Why would it have glowing crystals?

It's like the closest thing. Let's put some glowing crystals in here. Muhammad's tomb, zero cost, taps to whatever empty a graveyard. I mean it looks like that big black box. Why would it have a bunch of crystalsps there should be some cool in there there's like my ghost Scrooge McDuck money bin they should have well yeah you ever watch that's the last they should well put that right oh yeah we got a bunch of cool gold and stuff in here there's nothing in there it's got like

shitty carpeting it's not interesting at all should put I would say they should put somebody's praying to it there should at least be like a... Big pair of tits in there. Like a hologram of Mohammed that like spins around like 360 and... Like South Park? Yeah, why not? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, it should be Moses the fucking...

Oh yeah, Moses. Moses was the big dreidel. Regardless guys, the bill passed the House on Wednesday by a margin of 320 to 91. This was a GOP-led bill, the party of free speech, as we've been told. Oh yeah! Let's really, let's nickel and dime! Who's more owned by Israel? I mean, we've got to run numbers. The Democrats were the only ones opposing this. It now goes to the Senate for consideration.

That is anti-anti-Israel boycotts. Currently number 444. Well there's my fucking problem. With the hard lobbyists. 121 upvotes. I don't know why you thought. Well you can add to it. But it's all gonna be talked out.

We already did all the jokes. That'll be your problem. Okay. That's my problem then. Okay, so we worked it a little bit. I even had some stats. Give us some stats. China.

Guess how, uh, let's, hold on, let me count it out first. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Guess what number Israel is on the country's. With lobbyists? Yeah. Like number, number of total lobbyists? Yeah, like ranking. Okay, I'd say four. It was ten, that's why I counted it out obviously in front of you. Fourth. It's 10th. 10th out of 10? 10 out of all the countries, I don't know.

Top 10. Yeah, I'm saying, so what is Israel out of the top 10 most lobbyists? So China gives, what is this? 400, 400 million? I should have written down what it was. Is this money or number? Money.

Okay. I didn't write down enough stats. Look, the important thing is money or number money. Okay, I didn't write down enough stats. Look the important thing is China is 400 million 400 million dollars that they invested in lobbying and Israel's a hundred and eighty one It's only half. Yeah, Israel's in dead last. Doesn't that seem like a lot? Not last, ten. 12 out of 10. Yeah, I'm sure. China I don't want them lobbying us at all, right? Well, what are you gonna do? You can't not let them lobby. You can literally do anything. I, Vito, I can't do cocaine in my own house.

So, if that's the bar, I can't, you can't give me $20 to jack you off right now. If that's the bar, we can literally do anything. Well, if that's true, I want my 20 back because I made that payment. I couldn't give you $400 dollars to jack you up right now 161 million just saying you expected Israel to be higher based on our love of them I would not oh yeah maybe I guess are we doing opposite taste though hold on but there's there's they're spending 161 million dollars on lobbyists I would think China would have be giving way more money than a little tiny Israel I think China knows we don't like them though.

What does Israel think? Israel thinks we, well, we don't like them, but we like need them, right? Israel? Yeah, they're our partner in the Middle East. They're our only- Who the fuck wants a partner in the Middle East? They're our little oasis in the middle of a bunch of-

Why would we want that? Brown phases, I mean. Have you ever been to the Middle East? No, and if I go, I'm going to Israel and I'm hanging out with the Jews because the rest of it seems like fucking poison wasteland. Maybe I go to Egypt. No, don't go to Egypt.

That's the worst one. Oh really? Is it? It's a shit hole. It feels like a gas station. Feels like a gas station in Arizona. I gotta go to one of the ones with all the TikToks of like Turkish guys making crazy.

The ice cream? Yeah the ice cream. I'll do that. I'll have a Turkish guy take ice cream away from me. You're like... That's what I based my tourism on. Ice cream shenanigans? I don't know man, I'm not a tourist, I don't go anywhere.

My sister's going to Everest. The mountain? Yeah. Why? I don't fucking know! Is she gonna climb it? Yes! No. Don't do that. That's what I said! The mountain? Yeah. Why? I don't fucking know! Is she gonna climb it? Yes!

No. Don't do that. That's what I said! Is she gonna lose her fingers or something? She says she's not going all the way up Everest. There's like different base camps. Well don't go to Everest and not go all the way up. I don't know man.

I didn't climb Everest too. Right. Great. We both didn't climb Everest. We both didn't climb Everest. That's good for us, right? Yes, halfway climbing Everest is that considered? Like a thing? I trained my whole life to not climb Everest. That's good for us, right? Halfway climbing Everest, is that considered? Like a thing? I trained my whole life to not climb Everest. We did it.

Yeah, I don't know, man. It's so weird that I'm like the most anxious human being about going anywhere. I'm like, I'm not going to know the language. I don't want to talk to anybody. I don't know. She's like, yeah, you know, I just go. If they were doing Skankfest on Everest. Well, the thing yeah, you know, I just go. If they were doing Skank Fest in Everest. Well, that's the thing is, you know, I would go to that. See, that's why Skank Fest. I'm like, you know what, this is one of those things where I would push myself. This is my Rubicon.

To get out of my shell and go try to have fun, you know? And at least there, I'd feel like I'm, you know. I get it. I'm just not a comedian at all. I mean, I want to go to more, I want to go to more, like, conventions and stuff, so. Comedy conventions? No, no, no like that's why I'm hoping you know once the comics done. I'll be going all sorts of

Comic conventions and stuff that'll be fun. What's the um what's the estimate for the comic right now? The estimate in terms of when's it coming out? Deadpool 3 is it coming out for? We're aiming to beat Deadpool 3 and I think we're on track I need a stronger... Don't on track I need a don't do I need a strong based on the based on the rate we're going I think I think we're gonna make it already gone at We're gonna I don't know man like how do you judge five five pages a week or something like five pages this week? Yeah

Really colored well the coloring is the coloring is going too fast. I actually had to tell the colorist to stop. Oh, you fired them. No, I didn't fire them. I did not fire the colorist. It's that he started coloring pages that I said, oh no, there's like some revisions I want to do on those before you color them. It's too late for revisions, man. Just get it out the door. There's a couple little things that I want to...

Send people like a patch. Continuity. If there's a problem, just send them a sticker that you put on it. Well, we'll see. I missed this line. Just put this little speech bubble on that one. I don't think it's anything major, but I'm like, oh, I just want them to change this panel

or whatever. UAE, 200 million, just a little bit above Israel. Bahamas, a little bit above it. Qatar, Qatar. Does these sound like a, is this a good thing, do you think? At least companies are spending money on lobbyists. The US government, yeah. Make it illegal.

We give them $30 trillion regardless, I don't know. Nah, I don't think so. I think they need, I think the Congress people- How much is Ukraine paying? I don't think Brandon Herrera is gonna take money from Israel. I'd put it that way. I don't think, if we elected Nick Fuentes I don't think he's gonna be taking money. Please don't lobby for Nick Fuentes on this show.

Please don't. Wouldn't that be it? Next time we got to do it. That would really upset Mr. Girl. We're never gonna, we're never gonna, I don't, it's not about Mr. Girl. It's gonna be funny. Mr. Girl would wig out. It's gonna be one of those situations where we meet with Hulu again We go we got a new thing to pitch you they go. Oh, well tell us about your podcast I go well we of course helped run the campaign to get Nick Fuentes elected president You're welcome guys welcome. You're welcome. It's elected. It will be like Well, they have some force. No more of this DEI shit. I disavow. No more planes falling out of the sky. I disavow So that's Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia. Are these good people? How come I mean Israel's obviously good

I'm gonna wear not good people. Like do you think America's the good guy that being invented by the government in the foreign guys? Every company on earth people I've they're also bad scumbags So just come bags interacting with scumbags Pan why for some reason you think Donald Trump gets in and it changes things at all. He's good. He did okay. Who were the people working for him that were good? Just Hunter Hearst Helmsley. You got one guy out of Trump's entire cabinet. I don't know. Trump gets in and he's just working with all the same bad guys who run all the bad shit and you go Oh, no, but it's different. Man, he did some bad stuff. Because he doesn't like China. Trump? Trump got you the vaccine. I wouldn't be upset if he went to prison. I'll put it that way. He didn't pardon the Jan six guys.

He should have pardoned the Jan six guys. He should have pardoned Snowden day one. Yeah, I don't know why you don't pardon. Because he thinks he's a traitor. Why not pardon Snowden at this point? It's like easy PR. It's because he's a boomer. He gets in trouble with his friends. They go I couldn't believe you pardoned that traitor. They just love having the biggest dick on earth. Every boomer thinks they have the biggest dick. They have the most special dick on earth. There's nothing that will talk them out of it. See if we went to Skankfest you'd be one step closer to getting that Mar-a-Lago invite. We're gonna elevate the'd be one step closer to getting that Mar-a-Lago invite. We gotta elevate the profile.

What am I gonna do with Mar-a-Lago? Play a little golf? Shit in there? Eat some McDonald's or whatever you fuckin' bring. I'll break my other tendon if I go to Mar-a-Lago. I already met Trump, okay? I met Trump before it was cool. Hey, no, you met Trump while it was cool.

Not before it was cool. Well, okay, yeah, that's true. It was in the midst of it being cool. The Marshall Islands, Saudi Arabia, man, I don't want these guys. South Korea? I mean, Saudi Arabia, I mean, we gotta talk to these guys anyway. Saudi Arabia? It's all their oil, right? Just take it.

We're not doing that. Hmm. Because everybody else is gonna want to get in on it. At least let Israel take it. Somebody take the fucking oil. Nah, we like the Saudis because they don't cause too much trouble for anybody. What about 9-11? Well, that was the one time they got a little rowdy. Other than that, they're good.

That was the one time we let them off the leash. And we said, ah, we gotta keep these guys on the tights. We gotta buy these princes a couple more Maseratis so they keep these Osama guys in line. Just let them race their fucking cars and buy their golden boats. After they, okay, yeah, here it is. AIPAC, A-I-P-A-C, something Israel. The American International. Halt's campaign fundraising for Republicans who voted against the emergency Israel aid. Oh so

it will no longer, if anyone who voted against it will not receive IPAC funds. They've publicly announced that they'd be halting their funding. IPAC is just a conservative fund though. I mean I assume that's Israel. A lot of Jewish money. So it is a Jewish fund? Specifically Israel. Okay. If you try to do that with a cop you go to jail. Officer I was gonna give you this hundred bucks but if you're gonna give me the ticket I'm not giving it to you. I can't give it to you. Oh you're going to jail dude. I was gonna give you this hundred bucks, but if you're gonna give me the ticket, I'm not giving it to you. Oh, you're going to jail, dude. I was gonna leave this on the ground next to the car. Yeah. Prison. Stop.

Lobbyists. Foreign lobbyists. Get rid of them. Uh... That is interesting. But that's how money talks, man. It's all about... Okay, what's the rest of your... My stupid settlement. God, I'm just saying, like, it's illegal to give money in so many instances except this one so why?

well, I mean It's the Jews giving the money Well, happy that's a rare Jewish guys giving a loan you want to put a stop to that that's not happening. It's their whole thing It's like that's like killing them you have to let you guys Jesus comes back to life starts building the third temple with I think if you make like a brick yeah it looks like a fucking Waffle House. If we ever pass the law. All the Muslims are like, running into the Waffle House.

Inside the Ark of the Covenant is a document that says Jewish guys are no longer allowed to give out loans. So if you open the Ark, all the Jewish guys' souls get saved. We got to get it out before it's illegal. Yeah, you can't take that away from them. That's like 90, you know how we're like 90% water? Yeah. There's our 90% loans.

90% loans. 90% interest. 90% interest. 90% interest. Is the Jewish body. That's the most anti-Semitic thing I've ever heard in my life. Well, we gotta make those,

we gotta make these jokes before the bill goes through the Senate. Wow! And only past the House, all right, so you guys, you got like a couple weeks to make these jokes before the bill goes through the Senate. It'll be passed to the House. Alright, so you guys, you got like a couple weeks to make those jokes. Get the checkbooks out! Yeah. Well guys, I got one more here for you.

From episode 88, this is a classic prom. Tomorrow, of course, is our most favorite holiday. Dick, do you know what tomorrow is? Oh, May the 4th? May the 4th. Fuck off. And to celebrate May the 4th, Star Wars actor Mark Hamill is kicking in with a bit of promotion.

If you head on over to my Twitter, I've pulled up a video of Mark Hamill letting everyone know to celebrate this beloved holiday and doing it in perhaps the most appropriate venue he can think of. Alright. Let's see. Go down.

Like Disneyland or somewhere. Are you blocked by this guy? I think you're blocked by the guy who posted it. Of course you are. Andy Kindler. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. No, no, no.

I'm finding it. There we go. There it is. There we are. No, he, no. I'm finding it. There we go. There we are. No, he's not. The one and only Mark Hamill. Why is he wearing sunglasses in the White House? Well, because he just met with President Joe Biden

to help kick off everyone's favorite holiday, May the 4th, and let's hear from Mark Hamill. How many of you had Mark Hamill lead the press briefing on your bingo card. Hands? Yeah, me either. And look, I just got to meet the President and he gave me these aviator glasses. I love the merch. Love it all. But listen, I just wanted to say I was honored to be asked to come to the White House to meet the president,

the most legislative successful president in my lifetime. And you know, I don't have to go through the list of bipartisan infrastructure, law, the PACSAC, the chipsets, all of that inflation, 15 million jobs. It's all good. I mean, I was really thrilled to meet the entire staff because you know it's not just one person. It's like a... It's not one person. ...posit endeavor and all these people, my goodness, you know, I mean I have no idea. I mean, if he likes Joe Biden, what can you say? You know, he wanted to abort his

granddaughter. Shut the fuck up! This fucking cocksucker. Hey, Nura, shut up! This fucking cocksucker. His son gets this bitch, gets some whore pregnant and he wants to, he says, hey, he gets out of the checkbook, how much do you abort this piece of shit? Alright, you're right. What a fucking cocksucker this guy is. Yeah, now you're on his side. What a cocksucker. Now you're on his side.

Well, let's see. That's pretty much it. I'm open to questions, although no Star Wars questions, please. This is hilarious. Why'd you want to- It shows you that- God, you should be a White House correspondent. So influential.

Day one, I would just shoot someone. And so positive in our lives, and again, thank you thank you so much. Why is he winded? I don't know. Did he just get jacked off by this bitch? Yeah he seems disoriented. That was not a great performance at all. Another boomer there. Well that was of course Mark Hamill

doing whatever Star Wars fan wants to hear. Praising Joe Biden. It's not one man. It's not really. It's not one man. It's not one man. Oh really? It's not? It's a whole criminal enterprise. Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! The Chips Act? What did you like about the Chips Act? All right. He told me about the, yeah, the crime bill, and I agree with him. Those super predators are causing a problem.

Oh yeah. Well, Mark Hamill. He said we got all these Landos out there, stealing Millennium Falcons, and he's gonna put a stop to it. causing a problem. Oh yeah. Well Mark Hamill. He said we got all these Lando's out there, stealing Millennium Falcon's and he's gonna put a stop to it. Lando was a real corn pop if you know what I'm talking about. Well of course we're kicking off May the 4th with Mark Hamill age 72 who met Joe Biden age 81. 81 years old and going strong. Looking forward to another four years in office which would make him 85 or maybe 86. That's nothing. That's the right age to be running the country. Guys voted up May the 4th currently number

359 with 195. Nick Flantes is only 25. He could be president for 70 years. Forever. Yeah. Change those term limits. I can't wait to be any term limits with Nick Flantes. No voting faster! Vote all the problems! Your cock comes harder! Your cock comes harder. Oh, your cock. Go vote the problems!

Problems! Go vote it up or Vito will rape! Your single mother and your little kids Why would you say your female mother? This liver dying? Mother is- No no no no no no no You can't be serious

Yeah I guess I'm not I can't assume Thanks to the president Problem Don't make it Fuck me those gadgets Go put it up Joby Kwan

Obie Kwan Joby or something? Obie Kwan Oh yeah, ObieJo Kenobi or something? Joby-Wan Kenobi? Joby-Wan Kenobi is what he called Joe Biden. What was he going to call the abortion doctor that he hired? Look, we're not doing the Mark Hamill abortion stuff.

I think we've taken a side on that. Not me. I don't care. Yeah, I know. This is good. All right, so you kind of did a problem. Other people take sides. That's what makes them weak.

Fair enough. You kind of did a problem. Other people take sides, that's what makes them weak. Fair enough. You kind of did a problem. Should I do a problem? My problem was foreign lobbyists of all types. Of all stripes. Of all types. Especially the ones... You should put your problem as foreign lobbyists, and in parentheses, not just the Jews.

Not especially Israel. Not Israel. The Jews, but not only the Jews. Got it. I would never say that. You would never. Of course. Well you can only say... You're having some sort of fever. You only got like two weeks to make these jokes and then we're going to jail. So we're getting denied our federal funding. Can I put that on my tax form? Do I have to put all the jokes I made about Jews on my taxes? Yeah. Do I have to pay? It's like 25 cents. Something like that.

Oh man, here we go. Great, Jewish joke tax. That would be good. I think we should pay a little bit. We owe that brave community. Here's my problem. Let's see, my nephews asked, how did they dig the Grand Canyon? And I said, they threw a penny on the ground and then...

My problem, Dick, is of course doing work when you're sick. I called Don Lemon an Uncle Hiram. That was kind of a twofer. That's 50 cents. I visited the Holocaust Memorial and I said, you can make a great pizza in here. I did not say... I would never say something like that Of course not, why would you? Someone asked me how you could possibly bake all these cookies and I tried to do the math

That's the same thing that Nick said I know that is it, I was making a reference there to what Nick said That's not any better I was making- So was he! I'm not saying he wasn't, okay? I'm not saying he wasn't joking there? I'm not saying he wasn't joking there. He said other things which don't sound like jokes.

I don't think we should support him on this show, but... We do. No, we don't. You do. I don't. Well, it's unfortunate that we do. This is poison. You should lose your Patreon.

Who would take it away? See, that's the worst part. That's the most terrifying part is, I don't know whose ass I have to kiss now. Like, who's running, who is, who is gonna fuck me, is it the pro-Palestine or the anti-Palestine? I don't know which group is gonna win. There's a lot of potential ways to go with it, yeah. It's real tough, man. I'm in a real, um, I mean, you could do the safe thing

and just, you know, abandon comedy forever, I guess. That's really the only way to survive. That's what Andy Kindler did. That's what Andy Kindler did. Now he's Mort the Mortician. Or you can take the Babylon Bee. Bob! Are you making burgers, Bob? I don't remember what Mort sounds like. He sounds exactly like that.

Did you ever see the Bob's Burgers pilot? You know what the original pitch of the show was? Yeah, they make people. Yeah, it was a cannibal restaurant. So more than mortician It was dumb and then I don't know how they made that pick pitch work because they pitched it as it's about a family that Makes burgers out of people and now we said we love it it can you get rid of the cannibalism and they're like yeah sure we just thought we needed like a hook or something but I guess yeah like no we just want a sitcom about a guy that's why you wanted to do like a home repair show. Hooks are fun. People like a sketch show. Well I still think we should do some sort of sketch show and then we don't have to do it with a network anyway. My problem is doing work when you're sick dick which is what I'm doing currently which is why

this episode is terrible no this episode's great I got I got sick people energy I guess I'm forcing my way through a surprising amount of energy for a sick guy well luckily I'm at the tail end of my illness but throughout this week and it's been a struggle to get things done and it just reminds me of all the times when I thankfully now you know I'm a self-employed man I could take a little time to myself but there were times you know when you have one of these nine to five type jobs yeah and you really got away the idea of well if I miss a day at work I'm not gonna get paid yeah my boss is gonna have a big

problem with it yeah you know sometimes and he's gonna of course make the assumption that I'm one of these Millennials who's going I'm just so sick today when in reality I'm being a big pussy and taking a mental health They love saying that who does boomers these guys are just pussies. These guys are just pussies. You got to power through well, I have a story about that is a Back when I was working on the hit card game Star Realms. Okay. And I felt bad, but this happens at every convention I go to is there's a bunch of nerds walking around,

myself included, we're not hygienic people, I'm not gonna claim I'm better than anyone, but. You should, that should be something you aspire to. I do as well. To claim that I do have better hygiene than them. I have the hand sanitizer, and I'm sanitizing, and whatever else. What am I supposed to do?

That's like the deck chairs in the Titanic, man. Hand sanitizer, it's all about soap, two brushes. I do that. A hose. Get a hose in there. Well, I'm at a hotel for the convention. I do what I can with what they have, OK? That's plenty. Sure, I might be clean at the convention, but there's a lot of people walking in from off the street with their hands on their genitals and rubbing their feces all over everything.

Okay, we're selling a card game where people sit down and they're handling the cards and they're shuffling them up. It's literally like, I don't know how people don't die at these comic conventions with the amount of shit that's getting crushed. The furry convention we went to in Chicago. Had an outbreak, right? I heard of one that did. That might be true, but going to the bathroom there,

going down this hall, this stench of, and to be fair, they're in suits all day, but still, it was an ungod, you're in suits going skiing too, and I've never smelled this smell before at, you know, Vale or something. Yeah, it's horrific. So I'm at this convention. First day, whatever. Second day, I start feeling under the weather.

And then that night, and I'd never had this before, I'm like, why do I keep belching? And why do my belches taste exactly like a delicious bucket of popcorn? Just constantly burping popcorn. And then I start farting uncontrollably. And then I start having horrific diarrhea. And I go, well, I don't think this is normal. So let me look up these symptoms. Normal for you? Not normal for me. Usually I'll have one this is normal. So let me look up these symptoms. Normal for you? Not normal for me. Usually I'll have one of the three. Never all at once. The horrific

diarrhea, I'm there. All right, I got it. But never all at the same time. I look it up and then you go, it's not like one of these things like you might have this. It's like you have norovirus. That's it. You have norovirus. It's a very common bacterial transmission. It happens a lot of the time on cruise ships where a lot of people are in a tight, constrained area for a long time. It is highly infectious. You should avoid all contact with any other people.

Nah, fuck that. I gotta go to the... Well? I gotta get out of here, man. I said, so, and you know, okay, so my company flew me out. Obviously I felt bad and they're like, I send them a text and they go, hey, so, and you know, okay, so my company flew me out. Obviously I felt bad and they're like, I send them a text and I go, hey, listen, you know, I know I'm out here, but I have norovirus, you know?

And they go, oh, it's fine. Yeah. I'm like, oh, I'm like, so you want me to come in? They're like, yeah. I'm like, yeah, of course. Okay. Well, why would you ask? Well. Would you want permission to, I don't know how sick you are it would be good for the well when I somebody asked you say not get out there when you say I have

norovirus you think even if you weren't completely familiar with it you'd go let me real quick look up what that is yeah but you don't know okay well I get looked at a computer I get to the convention I'm you know sweating profusely. Yeah. I'm belching these horrific acrid popcorn belches and I'm running in a bathroom every two seconds and the lady who you know was like in charge of the booth she goes oh you're really sick. Yeah. The lady I had texted. Yeah said yeah, I have norovirus Are you texted her? Yeah, she said oh give it to her. She said oh, I thought you were kidding Why would I what what the fuck what why would I text you I have norovirus as a

Goof why would you leave the hotel room if you had a norov norovirus? The way they made it sound was like hey man Well, we really need you to you know put in your whatever effort. Yeah if you're sick you're sick. Well looking back on it now look at the time this is one of those situations where this was my job I don't want my employers to think I'm not you know giving it my all because then I'm gonna get this reputation in the company like oh did your veto said he had norovirus so he could get a day off at the con? You have to show up a little bit. That's the secret. I showed up and now that I think about it, I was just in a booth showing people how to

play a card game and I'm like, I probably infected a hundred people with a horrible fucking virus because my employers at the time were like, well, you got to give it the old college try. That's cool though. Infecting other people at work. That's fun. Yeah, where was that? Like, ah fuck you guys. Was it DragonCon or I forget which con it was. Not DragonCon. One of the big tables. GenCon I think it was. If you got norovirus at GenCon from the White Wizards booth, it was it was my fault. And but it's not well it's not my fault it's my employers fault and you can blame them.

Well you didn't have to leave. I didn't have to what? Leave the hotel room? Yeah. You could have pretended to pass out or something. I guess it's my. I don't know. Well, whoever gave it to me, it's their fault. Get a picture of yourself wearing a hospital bracelet.

And just send that. It was. Anytime you need to get out of the room. Having Neurovirus was genuinely. I mean, it was awful. But it was also kind of interesting that like, like I already know I'm gross. But I didn't realize how gross the human body can possibly be.

That I spent all night just in the bathroom going between the shower and the toilet and just like vomiting, belching and shitting, and then getting in the shower to try and wash the filth off of me. And I went, this is, I didn't know the human body could be this bad. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me can't wait for tomorrow and then we went to a Brazilian steakhouse that night I was still sick so we I was why'd you go to the steakhouse I mean I put in a day's work I'm not gonna not get my steak in look if they're gonna force me to work I'm

gonna reap the rewards you shouldn't want to go. No I wanted the steak. I stayed to my own little corner. Brazilian like bring you all the meat possible? Yeah they bring me the meat so you know I can stay in the corner. Why would you go from shitting your brains out to I want to eat unlimited steak? I mean there's no situation where I don't want to eat unlimited steak. I could be heat out. I could be on my deathbed and I would want unlimited steak. It was a work dinner. I had to show my face, you know what? It was a corporate function. You know, you can't mess out on that, because then you're not a team player. Man, that is disgusting. I know it's disgusting, and that's why if your employee tells you they're sick, you just go yeah, that's fine. Don't come to work.

Why did they let you come to get to dinner? I don't know. They probably should have said, they shouldn't have let me come into the con that day. I wasn't going to go to the con, but then I come in. Yeah. They're like, we're all going to dinner. And I'm like, well, I'm already fucking here.

That was the one nice part about COVID, is people testing you to see if you're sick. Yeah. But then we went to some bar, and they tested her at the door with one of those head thermometer things. Right. And she was over it.

And she's like, oh, this happens all the time. You're probably just overheated. Here's a glass of ice water. She just drink the water and then you're under it. I said, put it on your head, right? Yeah. She tested again. It's like, okay, well, 85.

Yeah. She said, technically you're a corpse now because of the temperature. Because she did have COVID, I think. Yeah. Well. It was nice to at least pretend that we could do something to stop. All the COVID laws were like the stupidest thing in the world.

The laws were bad, but pretending like we could do something to stop diseases, like you'd say, hey, don't come. Don't come tonight if you're sick. Look, the creative workarounds for COVID were the moment when I'm like, OK, if you guys are just going to treat it like a fantasy, like a weird storybook thing, well, as long as we collectively

believe that this is how to stop COVID, then we can manifest it into being the truth. Oh, yeah. We can bend science around our beliefs. Like, I went to a restaurant, and they're like, please don't eat or drink unless you're seated at a table. I'm like, of course, right, because COVID, if your body's in the seated position, it retreats into you.

That makes perfect fucking sense. It's like climate change. Maybe if you just taxed us more. Oh, we'll just build some- Have some windmills. That'll fix it, right? You can't eat in the restaurant, so we're gonna build tents outside to eat in.

Oh, why can COVID not exist outside? No, so we're gonna build tents outside to eat in. Oh. Why can COVID not exist outside? No, it's the exact same. I don't know. But at least you're not inside. Maybe they really thought it would work. But that wasn't based on anything, it was just like, guessing. Yeah, nothing is though.

The mask shit was the worst. So you didn't like all that stuff? No. Oh, okay. Well, that's good. The only thing I liked was, well, I don't even like the jab, because I think they should have denied it to everybody. Wait, why? I think COVID, if it had killed more people,

we'd just be in a much happier place. 90% of people, it would have been, that would have been perfect. If anything, the government should have looked at it, and they should have said, how do we make this more lethal? And only target Chinese people. No. I think you're in luck. The government is currently at work and they have always been

making a version that kills more people. Well, when it was killing old people, I went, if I was going to design a virus and what kind of people I wanted to kill, the old and the infirm who own all the houses, that would be good. If it only targeted old people and BlackRock executives, I'd be a very happy person. And why somebody didn't just roll up to BlackRock and spread COVID everywhere, I don't know. I thought about what they were like,

we gotta stop the spread, we gotta lower the curve. I'm like, what if we did the opposite? Like, would it really be? But then they started arresting guys who were like, I think somebody got caught like- Licking ice cream. Yeah, or like going to like a nursing home and like rubbing COVID on all the handrails. That's... I mean, that's pretty bad.

Well... Those guys really got a quality of life to begin with, who cares? Yeah, I guess. They probably got some legacy housing that's in the wings. Okay, well... Can knock them off. Is that your problem? That's my problem. Present T is... in the wings. Okay, well. I can knock them off. Is that your problem?

That's my problem. Present T is a... Any stats on that? Like, how many, how much sickness goes around? 100% of sickness is bad. No, I don't have any stats. Like I said, doing work when you're sick sucks. So this is what you get.

I would love to see the text exchange between you and that woman where you're asking for permission to I just said I have norovirus, I don't think I should come in Which means she lies all the time about her illnesses Probably Yeah Oh, I've done this shit before, fuck that, you're coming in Hahaha

You know? I just don't know why she- I don't lie about being sick, so if anyone tells me they're sick I'm like oh yeah okay well you know, don't come I don't know why she said I thought you were joking I'm like Cause you wouldn't have showed up, you know, don't come. I don't know why she said, I thought you were joking. I'm like, because you wouldn't have showed up if you weren't joking. What's the joke? Look, if I wanted to play hooky, I would have,

I don't know. I guess maybe I would have said I have neurovirus. When I show up and I immediately burp a giant popcorn ball in your face, you gotta go, well, that's not good. Okay, my problem is dubbing. Dubbing! Yeah, voice dubbing.

Yeah. Is that a... Is that a thing you identify with? I-I-I-well, some voice dubbing is okay. I've been playing Final Fantasy VII. Oh, that's a great example! Are you at the point where the red, the lion, starts talking like a little boy?

No, you keep- You said that on a previous episode and no one knew what you were talking about and I still don't know what you're talking about. What? Did I invent this? I don't know. You said, why does- He's like a gruff kind of voice, right? Yeah.

But then he starts talking like Bart Simpson. I haven't gotten to that point. I don't know if that happens in the game. It's like a whole joke where he's like, oh, I'm actually in my species years, I'm like 12 years old, so This is what I should sound like. This is what I do sound like. Hey guys! Yeah. It's like this is, I saw that-

So he normally adopts a gruff voice to fit in? He fakes it. Well that's fucking weird. Yeah it is weird. I got to the point where he pretends to be a human and wears clothes. I saw that too. Like this is- Come on guys! I was like this is a little goofy. This is weird. I got to the point where he pretends to be a human and wears clothes. I saw that too. Like, this is... Come on, guys. I was like, this is a little goofy.

This is dumb. This is a little too much. You guys are supposed to be saving the planet, right? Not playing Donald Duck. I'll say this. Final Fantasy VII is the new one is becoming a little too cartoonish. The way Eris and Tifa, I'm like, look, it's fun that they're cute, like, you know, girls going tee-hee-tee, but like at a certain point I'm like, can you let them have that they're cute, like, you know, girls going, Teehee, teehee, but like, at a certain point, I'm like,

can you let them have like a little bit of a personality beyond, Oh my god, Cloud, you're like so cool. Oh my god, Cloud, I like loving you do stuff. Hey, Cloud, we're gonna go to our room. Okay, bye. I'm like, this is like, It's a little much. It stops coming out when they, What do they do when they get in the room?

They kind of sound like, They kind of sound like, exhausted? Right. I want them to act like, I don't want to get turned, I don't want to get the ick from an imaginary fantasy woman. Right. Okay, I got enough of that. I don't want them to act like eight year old children

all the time, like, oh my god, I got a funny picture. Somebody clip that. Yeah, be a little, be all the time. Be a little bit of like a disgruntled young woman, like, oh man, this shit we gotta deal with, huh? Yeah, just for a moment pretend like you can. I wanna keep an election me about white male privilege. I go, this makes more sense.

Cloud is a white man. You would not understand what we face in a Midgar. I go, all right, good, this is authentic, I believe it. Yeah, we were watching this movie about someone murdering their daughter. I forget what it was called. But it was a foreign movie, and they just dub every foreign

movie by default now. But all of them sound like they're doing a comedy bit, like when they're doing the lines. It's translated, so it's bad. So this was a foreign movie, and it sounds terrible. Yeah, and they narrate everything they do, because it's a foreign. Was it a documentary? No, no, no, no. It's like everything they do because it's a foreign... Was it a documentary?

No, no, no, it's like a docu-series. Yeah. You know, like based on a true story type shit. What do they sound like? Oh, they sound like a fucking cartoon character. Yeah. Oh, how dare you? I would never accuse my daughter. Here I am staring at you. How could you ever be telling me something like that?

Like this is... What was the point of this? What was the point of, so she switched to the normal language. It's like, oh, it's like a real actor. It's like real human people doing this. Well, the guy who made a parasite, which won best picture was like. Did you watch it dubbed?

I still haven't seen Parasite. It's really stupid. Is it? It's so, it's like the most heavy-handed, it would be called embarrassing. If white people had made it or Jews would, I don't even, I think you could put a gun to a Jews head and say make me a movie like Parasite and be like, I can't, oy, parasite. I could have 7 October 7th and I could make you something like Parasite! Oy! But he did say in his acceptance speech, he's like, you know, please watch movies with subtitles that will open an entire welcome cinema to you.

Yeah, we gotta stop this dubbing, man. It's causing nothing but problems in video games, too. Well, the thing with dubbing is that, like, when it's... You're just like a fucking... Do you want a towel over there? I'm leaking. What do you want? I'm gonna your nose is getting right at the mine. Yeah, well Pay him to work sick. You should appreciate my stick to it attitude. Um Yeah, with some fog help. No, would it help like a moisture high? Well, it's always interesting that uh some dubs are like

It's like weird how people get attached to bad dubs. A good example is Evangelion, a show I very much like, okay? The American dub, the original American dub is like fucking terrible. None of them sound like actual 14 year old children. They sound like weird grown women attempting to- I hate that. Yes. I hate that.

Final Fantasy 7, I fired up. Well that was what up. When Tifa came out, I was like, oh god, it sounds like she's ordering from Starbucks. No thank you, I'll read this game. Thank you very much. Whenever I play Red Dead Redemption, I was playing the new one on Red Dead Redemption 2, and in the camp there's like a little boy who has the voice of a 28 year old woman. Yeah, I don't want to think about fucking this little boy. Man, this is fucking creepy. Yeah, stop, man. Only Bart Simpson wants- Oh God, can you take me down to the creek?

And I'm like, no, you fucking golem child. No, you old bitch, get out of here. Yeah, you are a grown woman and- How big are your tits? It was, it inhabited the body of a young boy. It did work for Bart Simpson, and Bart Simpson's great. Cause nobody knew. Right.

Now it's always grown women trying, doing the voices of young boys, and it just sounds horrific. I'm just like Bart Simpson The Evangelion dub was a Very bad and then when it came yeah, I'm flicks Yeah, everyone's like are y'all are you gonna get all the the original dub actors and Netflix said no That was terrible because it's very well They didn't say they're terrible and then some fans tried to be like,

You've gotta get, they tried to have a petition, like, You've gotta get the original voice actors. Yeah. And even that was the kind of thing where the Evangelion community went, Nah, I don't think they gotta get those guys. Ha ha ha! Even the diehard Evangelion fans are like, Nah, we don't need them back.

Every time I, every time I look at anime shit, Yeah. They're just, like, violently arguing about... Dubs. Dubs. Well, it's because the only... Stop doing dubs. Classically, just like violently arguing about dubs and subs. Well it's because the only good dub was Cowboy Bebop. No, Jet sounds like a retarded hillbilly. That voice is terrible. It works for me. Oh, hee-yaw.

At least it's not like the live action one where they go, well it's gotta be a black guy and you're like, why does it have to be a black guy? That's the first step to live action, which nobody wants. Turn on the TV, see Spikes people getting raped by 10 guys. Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that. Is the dub. Making the dub is like opening it up to a mass audience,

which is horrible. But every foreign film now, that are probably good, I wouldn't know. I'm not like a foreign film guy, because I don't like reading movies. But now I'm more tempted to watch it because it's you know they dubbed it. Right. They did the AI mouth shit. It's like trash. It's like a Hanna-Barbera cartoon that's just pumped through the meat grinder. Well we also have the problem in America where the

we're running into this weird the voice actor has to match the character for some reason so Avatar the last airbender, you know, there's a yeah Asian lady who's blind and does kung fu So you gotta get a blind lady. Well, they did get a blind lady That's the question How are you pretty good I'm going to the store later if you want something Did you ever you like those aren't the if you could just read the lines in the pit?

Well, I can't do that and that's insensitive that you asked. Yeah, they gotta give it to her in Braille. We can't We can't tell her here's what you know what here's another problem that we should do some point Is this like a false blind valor whatever this? Most blind people are not blind Wow okay they can't see that good okay but they can still like read shit no yeah most blind people are not totally blind they can't read shit the definition of legally blind like a dog does not mean total vision loss it just means like there's like a certain level legal definition of anti-semitism well

that's wrong too. What do you mean? They can't read like this? I'm saying that you can legally qualify for disability as a blind person I believe and like still be able to read shit. How much reading could you do? Enough to fucking voice act a little Chinese girl, I bet. Well, it's probably hard though. It might be like a little harder. I don't fucking know. Somebody saying yeah, I think Stevie Wonder like can actually see pretty good he's playing it up guys are playing it up yeah and then halfway through the show the guys nurse an old man's nurse comes in and it's a black lady doing the voice hey, yeah

Around I'm like what the fuck is that? Why is this and in the movie it was one like it's all like a slay Any what is this? Spanish cuz all the all the foreign movies are you know not America, so they don't have any black people But when they're doing the dub they have to hire Whatever 50% black people. Yeah, so it's like That's true cuz the Amazon the Amazon Yeah requirements you have to have a diverse cast Yeah, anyway, that's my problem dubbing. I think it's a good one Get rid of you to watch some of these great anime shows though

anime man Bad ones, what's one good one? You gotta watch that of these great anime shows though. Anime man. Just watch all the bad ones. What's one good one? You gotta watch that Uncle from Another World. Okay. It's funny. Keon likes it. Okay. I'll watch it then.

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You can place a second order and message me to cancel the first one. You can say your refund in the chat and we'll knock it off the total here live. We're only $35 away. Anyway. Shut up. Ahhhhh! I really thought we were gonna hit it. I guess we're just not gonna hit it. I don't get anything from this show.

I do a show sick. I come in with a cold. Oh man, I couldn't be happier. Well, speaking of me losing money, Dick, if you want to go over to my Twitter again, I know this is the Vito's Twitter show, but my stock portfolio took a bit of a hit today. Vito's Twitter. Vito being Vito on Twitter. I don't know if you guys are holding me talking about one of my favorite stocks. Vito's Twitter. Yeah. Of course, the Hims and Hers Medical Corporation which yeah enables people over the internet to obtain prescription drugs. I've talked

about I love this stock and I've done very well with this stock and the stock has never done me wrong until today this cocksucking motherfucking piece of shit asshole. Oh I like where it's starting. Moral courage is greater than college degrees They're real quick. This is Andrew dumb dumb. I guess do them the founder and CEO of Hems Who says he likes to do some people care more about little kids getting killed than they do stock prices portfolio Above that Andrew do them has said moral courage is better than a college degree. Yes! If you're curr-

Absolutely right. I hate this guy so much. If you're currently protesting against the genocide of the Palestinian people, You're a fucking hero. And for your university's divestment from Israel, Hammer them. Keep going, it's working.

Do crimes. There are plenty of companies and CEOs eager to hire you regardless of university You're goddamn right hims police are selling hair loss pills to hims Amazon could never do what you're doing you psychopath pink haired fucking protesting weirdos

Yes, this tweet has one point Jews are too cheap to get hair loss medication 7 million views it has 2,000 retweets Retweet it from my account. Stop it. Drive Vito into bankruptcy. That's what's happening. Like it. Yes. And it has 5,000 comments. People are more important than profits, Vito.

Comments are now turned off because there's now going to be... This is also a boycott of the week. Because the ADL has bought so many bots. This is going to be turned into a Bud Light boycott and I'm going to lose every dollar I ever invest in this company. Who's going to boycott? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not boycotting shit. Kid Rock is not boycotting for Israel. Well, real quick, if you want to look up the Hems stock price, maybe it'll put in perspective

my problem of activist CEOs. These are guys who have a fiduciary duty to their shareholders to not say shit about Israel and Palestine for no reason, yet choose to go on Twitter and say shit about Israel and Palestine for no reason. It's a buying opportunity. Look at that. I don't know if it's a buying opportunity or not. Stretch it out to the week.

Is the five day chart here? What do you think? It looks better than this instant drop off? No, I think it looks worse. I think it's been, let's see, it had a big drop when he first tweeted it. Ah look This is the beginning of the downfall. It's not good Where was October 7th though? October 7th was the low. Yeah, so there's some sort of a Palestinian connection. I don't know exactly what's going on

Maybe two to three thousand dollars in the past week because this asshole two or three that needs got 20 grand some sort of a Palestinian connection here. I don't know exactly what's going on. October 7th happened. All I know is I've lost maybe $2,000 to $3,000 in the past week, because this asshole needs to go. You got $20,000 in hymns? At this point, yeah, because I bought it at such a low that it's up to probably $20,000. I bought it when it was like $6. So I think my average. You better get out before you lose all your profits.

I'm thinking about it, because if this guy doesn't apologize, they got to get rid of them because now apologize for standing up for Morality well, that's the problem. It's one of those situations where you fucked if you do and you're fucked if you don't know You're only fucked if you do well defending and I'm fine. It's not You're never fucked defending human. Well. I'm fucked here. Look at the money. I'm fucking losing this sucks Palestinian the point is guys I think we all know that we would like our favorite companies to stay out of politics not me. Oh really?

Yeah, go nuts go in there. Yeah, yeah, cuz you only buy fucking bonds I already picked a team. Yeah, you're Israel. Yeah, do whatever you want. They're gonna win anyway. They're gonna glass everybody They don't give a fuck. It's a good team. I should have picked that team. You're picking. You're going wild day trading on people you don't even know. I'm not day trading. I'm a buy and hold guy, but now uh... I know it is real scapeable. I don't know if I should keep holding this one. Look, I'll say that there's all these CEOs out here who think like they gotta get involved in all these activist causes.

Now sometimes, look... They do though. You can't't be hims is like a joke yeah what's it okay they're just gonna get eaten up by Amazon prescription stop coming down on hims there you don't work for them I believe you just can't you're just gambling on them I think it's a really good fucking model and they're doing a really good job over the mail yeah holy shit what a fucking revolution oh what is there's no more beer? Oh, Christ. They're doing a good job of it. And they're doing weight loss now, which everybody wants.

Amazon can do that. They're not though. I mean, maybe they are, but they're not doing a good job of it. They gotta gear up slowly, man. Amazon's focused on taking over all the grocery stores, which is also a really good model. That's as high as it's gonna get. That whole food shit is good. That's as high as it's gonna get. It's not getting any higher than that shit. Wow. What are they gonna do? Advertise on podcasts? Maybe.

They're gonna get bought out by Amazon? Oh yeah, when are we doing ad reads? That's gonna happen at some point. We're gonna do an ad read maybe next week? Maybe next week. We're gonna have the first ever biggest problem ad reads. We're doing ad reads. If you want an ad read on this show, email me,

but not if you're not serious. Do it if you're serious. Yeah. Look, we've seen of course sometimes companies look if everybody's getting on board you can sneak it in there right? Black Lives Matter showed up and it was fun. Everybody goes gets opposed to Black Square that says you know what I like black people more than anybody. Yeah that's you. You're Mr. I love black people more than anybody. I didn't say that. No no wait I had a great Vitos Twitter. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Let me play my finding Vito's Twitter music. I love live people more than anybody is what I said. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't see any... Fuck! Hold on, let's find it. No, I know, I know I have it. I know I have it.

Don't fuck with me while I'm... I'm gonna bring in some more in. Well, you don't tweet anything in there, anything. Maybe I should bring in some dicks. Nah, I just tweet normal stuff. Did you retweet it? No, it's something Cherry even fucked with. I'm gonna tweet it.

I'm gonna tweet it. I'm gonna tweet it. I'm gonna tweet it. I'm I should bring in some dicks to it. Nah, I just tweet normal stuff. Did you re-tweet it? Nah, something Cherry even fucked with you for saying. Oh, it was the uh, what do you call it? The rape thing. Well, I thought it was funny. I know what you're talking about. I'm glad this is a long stinger. This is why it is a long stinger. Keep going.

Is it further than this? Yeah, I think so. Vito's Twitter. It's about the bear thing. You just had it right there. Oh, yeah, here we go. It's not about the bear thing. Here we go. Here we go. Kind of is. I didn't even even see the bear tweet I've only like seen it in passing. This is you in a nutshell. I'm the savior of black people I just thought this was a funny little tidbit but it's every argument you have is somehow a version of and If not for me, then who would protect these poor? Sometimes I tweet shit that I don't agree with just because I think it might go viral because it's funny.

No, no, every time we get an argument it's, but then what about the black people? I think Brock Turner is innocent. You said after the sentencing of rapist Brock Turner. You really think a guy was raping a girl in like broad daylight? They were both just drunk out of their mind rubbing on each other. You can rape someone when you're drunk. I guess, but like, do you really think- No, you can definitely rape someone when you're drunk.

Do you really think like you'd be outside a frat house, like, I'll just rape this girl in broad daylight in front of a bunch of people? Yeah. You think- I don't know, man. It's very weird. Is that it? Was that all the particulars of the case? If anything, I would say maybe he was drunk out of his mind, he didn't know where he fucking

was, but I don't think it's more than that. Well, I don't know, can you buy a car if you're drunk out of your mind? I guess so. Can you take it back and say I was too drunk? You might actually be able to... Maybe. You could have a legal case that if you were an abridged and someone took advantage of you in a business deal. There was a guy who sued Vegas because they...

He was like a multi-millionaire. Ah, okay. There you go. Well, yeah, but the... What was his name? He was an Asian guy. I don't remember. But basically he was living at the casino and they were just basically plying him with drinks all the time. He won?

No, he didn't win. They were giving him like constant alcohol and they drained him of like 50 million dollars. No, he won the lawsuit. He won the lawsuit. Well, no, he didn't win the lawsuit but he got them. You got a tie. I think he got them to settle and pay him back X amount of dollars or something. Free room for the rest of your life.

Yeah, he got them to settle and pay him back X amount of dollars or something. Free room for the rest of their life. Yeah, you got a free comp. Okay, after the sentencing of rapist Brock Turner, Me Too Feminists led a successful recall of the judge. Yeah. That's good. Why? Because that's what judges are for, right? You're not doing the job that we want you to do.

I mean, the judge said I'll give him six months. As a rapist? He didn't actually finish raping her. He was trying to maybe do something. No, the rape is you don't need to come for it to be raped. Did he get inside? I don't know if he got inside. Well.

Well, I'd have to know. Are you defending? Is he a rapist? I think it's one of those situations where he raped her. It's a lot of he said she said. Oh, OK. Fearing for their careers, judges in that circuit I think it's one of those situations where... Where he raped her? It's a lot of he said she said. Oh, okay. Fearing for their careers, judges in that circuit began giving longer terms to defendants.

Accused black Latino men now receive sentences 30% longer on average. Yeah, it's funny. You do not mean that to be funny. No, here's why it's funny. You're saying, you're like, oh, and black people, am I right? Get it? So much worse. Well, no, but here's the thing is, the reason it's funny is because this came from a New

York Times article I was reading, and it's like, why this is bad. And the reason they said it was bad is because all these white women were trying to stop white guy rape, but they ended up affecting black in Mexico. So, so much worse. I'm going to have like a black, I need a black in Mexico. So much worse I'm gonna have like a black, I need a black savior drop for you. This is not me doing a black savior thing This is me going well, you do do it all the time, but then you are like extremely Hold on. I don't want to say racist because it sounds bad. The reason it's funny Is that all these feminists were like we got to stop all these white guys because they're the ones doing the rapes Yeah, and at the end of the day, it's like,

well, actually the ones doing the rapes are not necessarily. Okay, so it is racist. It's more racist than anything. It is a racist tweet. It is. Okay. Okay, now I got it. This is not a Black Savior tweet.

Now I got it. I knew something was up with this. Wait a minute, wait a minute. This is me going, hey, all you feminists thought you were gonna put more white guys in jail for longer, but instead all the black guys and Latino guys that you love are the ones who are being regularly accused of rape and getting put in prison. So you kind of hurt them more than anyone. So that was the intention.

Okay. Now you can wrap your head around it. It is funny though. It's like, you know. I just want... It's shooting fruity for those ladies. As soon as you... Anytime you start defending black guys, that's when I kind of... I don't know what you call it. That's when my rock'em sock'em robot head flies off.

I know I just said shooting fruity and people are not going to know I'm making a reference and correct me. Scheudenfreude or whatever. Well, if you're going to say you know it, you have to know it. Is it Scheudenfreude? There's a guy who has a, this is one of those things. You make the reference because you don't act, you make the joke because you don't know,

then don't say, actually I am smart and not know how to say it. There's a guy who has that channel, like how to pronounce words, and he pronounces them wrong all the time. Okay. So he made a video how to pronounce Scheudenfreude, and he says, shootin' fruity, so now I say shootin' fruity.

Okay, and but you do actually know how to say it Schoed and Freud and you will and you're gonna just know right now somebody in the comments going Did we know just we don't actually think showing Freud is proud shooting fruity. I know how is it pronounced? I believe Take your time take your time If I said how do you pronounce I could. If I said, how do you pronounce? I could be wrong. How do you pronounce like the study of like thinking about things?

The study of thinking about things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know like guys who sit around and think about things and come up with ideas. Philosophy. Okay, there you go, right off the top of your head, okay? Okay. Now do that for the word you're trying to say

like taking pleasure in other people's misfortune. Schuedenfrüde. Do it misfortune. Schudenfruity. Do it for real. Schoidenfreude. Okay. Did I get it wrong? I can't remember. Let's get a chat on that.

Sounds correct to me. Anyway, so this is not Veto, save your black people, this is Veto laughing at feminists who are the saviors of black people. Then go back to your saving black people thing. Fair enough. I was going to say Black Lives Matter was a good time for activist CEOs because everybody was doing it.

What are you gonna do? You can't boycott any of these companies because everybody's getting in the black triangle. Yeah. But then, you know, Disney, of course, it shows up and they go, what do you think about all these Florida schools reading gay books to children? And if you're Disney, you just go,

well, you know, it's not really our business to interfere with government. then of course what's his name that a CEO got forced out. The guy who was at Disney who was running Disney and then they had to bring Bob Iger back. Oh that guy was fucked. He said like yeah well you know I think we should have more gay kids and it ended up of course causing a big Problem shouldn't have any straight kids. That's the kids now. I still want to make that You know what? I'm not gonna do a vetoes projects also mark human. What are you gonna make come on? Yeah, what do you call it? I want to make a fucking work. What do you call it?

It's gonna be a kids book called only gay Vetoes fun little ideas only gay kids get superpowers Children's book that you read your kid and you go, and the straight kids, they're just normal, they don't get anything. But if you're gay, you can fly and shoot laser beams. So be a gay kid. I think that would piss off a lot of parents. Get a drag queen to read that. And then it wouldn't be ready for like two years. I'd also say that me and Mr. Girl still have that big music video coming. But that's a Mr. Girl thing. The ball's in his court. I have filled my bargain on that part. The matzah ball? The matzah ball is in his court?

Yeah, all right. Another... all right, we hit the... this isn't even that good. Doesn't have a sing-song quality to it like the other ones do. Mark Cuban is another activist CEO who's been out here telling us why DEI is the best thing in the world. It's great. See, that's where me and you agree on DEI is with the hiring. He goes, well, of course you want a diverse staff, why would you not?

Diversity leads to bigger profits. It's illegal. And then people go, well, then why don't you have a bunch of Chinese women on your basketball team? And he goes, well come on, that's just ridiculous. And it's like, no, like you just get who's suited for the role, of course. I absolutely agree on the hiring thing. I don't know why Mark Cuban is depending on it. But then you don't agree on the money lending thing. You don't agree on the money lending thing. Right? Well a new law recently passed and I cannot comment on that. So now you...

Why do you think that law was passed? Why do you think that law was passed? Why? The Jewish infiltration of politics, man. The Israeli influence on politics. The aliens, the Israel aliens. aliens because every politician they need money and Well every politician wants money so they have to say they have to go Totally overboard supporting israel right those guys fund their campaigns, okay?

So why do you not think that happens in video and games and movies and stuff? I think it happens. We need funding. I think it happens with yeah with, with... We gotta go totally overboard with like DEI shit. I think it happens with hiring. But why not the money? The money's way more important than hiring. The money goes towards hiring. What do you mean? Well, you have to get the money. You get the money by hiring black people and disabled people and gay people. That's the primary function of the DEI investing. As you go to them and you go, we just got a black lady CEO. So you do a hundred percent agree with it, but you just say you don't. No, I said, I do believe that the hiring is the problem.

It's the content is not. It's when people go, how is the content separate from the hiring? Because what do you call it? People go, the reason that they made the war hammer have ladies in it. Yeah. So they get more money. Yeah, exactly. And I go, no, the way they got the Warhammer have ladies in it is to get DEI money. Yeah, exactly. And I go, no. The way they got the DEI money was by hiring women. And the women probably of their own whatever volition decided to add women Marines into

it. So you're just concerned about the order? I guess so, yeah. Well, I just think that you're drawing the wrong conclusions from it. I think you have to look, I think if you want to affect change, you absolutely... So you, oh, this is why... Hold on. No.

You want them to do things your way to fix it. No, I think that that is the genuine problem, is that when you have... Hiring women. Companies saying that we have hiring quotas... Yeah. That's the complete root of all evil in every problem. But they have to say that to get the money. Okay, so then we should focus on that. On what? The money?

I'm saying when you go, I can't believe they put gay stuff in my Spider-Man. That should not matter to you at all. What should matter to you is who got hired and why. They got hired to put gay stuff in Spider-Man. No, they got hired because they're gay. And they're going to put gay stuff in Spider-Man. No, it hired because they're gay and they're gonna put gay stuff in spider-man No, it was gonna be the gayest spider-man you ever seen. Hey guys You guys run the bank give us give us a give us five hundred million dollars I get so many comments saying please stop talking about this GEI game shit on here How are you gonna make sure it's gay because we're gonna hire the gayest motherfuckers

We're gonna go to a gay we're gonna go to a new planet. That's only got gay guys on it Ladies and hire them. we disagree. That's it But people have said I don't want to do another fucking DEI thing cuz I get a million comments to go man this day Yeah, no, that's not they're not saying I'm wrong. They're saying we don't think dick is ruining the show by bringing up Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't kill yourself. Sorry. You're the guy who there's they're saying Oh, please lose weight. You're like don't listen to the show anymore, but anytime it. Well, don't kill yourself. Sorry, you're the guy who they're saying, oh, please lose weight, and you're like, don't listen to the show anymore! But anytime it's something you can't defend, it's... I'm absolutely defending it!

I'm telling you, my position is that the issue is the hiring. And not the money. The money... We're gonna use that money to hire lesbians. The money is connected to the hiring. That's the issue. Well, yeah. Yes. What else are you gonna use to hire people with? Okay, I'm saying that when people go, the reason they made this character black was to get an investment from Black Rock.

Right. I don't agree. I think the reason the character's black could be a number of reasons. It might be... I didn't hire the hitman. I just hired a guy who said he likes killing my wife. I just don't. I mean my wife is dead. I don't know. And I did pay that guy $50,000 but I didn't pay him to kill her like that right? Here's the here's the thing you go to Black Rock what are you gonna do you're gonna go

hey play through Spider-Man and see how gay it is? No you're gonna say look at how many gay guys we hired to make Spider-Man. Yeah so it would be gay. No so it would have gay guys working on it. so it would be gay. No, so it would have gay guys working on it. And it would be gay. So we could brainwash kids. I don't think the intention when they hire these guys is we got to make Spider-Man gay. Have you not listened to them? Maybe some, look, maybe some studios have directors who go I want to welcify the shit out of this. Okay, why do you think, why do you think, Israel, why do you think Israel is funding all these congressmen? You're right. You're right. Oh here you go. No, you're here

You go. Why do you think Israel's funding all the you got your right? I think they're paying wrong. I'm wrong You're right. I agree, but you don't think so. No, I do I agree. Oh you they made spider-man gay to get money I got it by super killers do not let it cross $90,000 right now less make it go're at right now. Less. Make it go down. Make it go down. We're gonna see... It's... Oh, you pieces of shit! We went over. You fucking pieces of shit! You worthless pieces of shit!

Fuck you! You fucking worthless scumbag! And I'm gonna use that money to hire a disabled Jewish lesbian to make Superkiller as gay and woke as I possibly can yeah and that's the bottom line okay look I agree with you on the hiring stuff why do I gotta agree with you on everything what does it matter I agree that we gotta get we gotta get rid of all affirmative action type hiring policies they're insanity and they're ruining everything it's like boomer shit

this is like what Gavin McGinnis says like, oh you know it's just about the best man for the job. Like what the fuck you talking about? I'm not saying it's about the best man for the job. I think diversity is good if it's natural and you go, you know what I think that we're trying to reach a more diverse landscape of people. Let's make sure we have different- Who don't have money.

Man, we got to make some games for people that don't have any money. Some black people have money, some Hispanic people have money, okay? Some gay people- There's painting on tacos! Gay people have money! A lot of gay people have money! Let's be real! Yeah, they don't wanna play video games. They're doing drugs. They might. You don't know. We made poppers, but a video game!

There are gay people who are doing things other than poppers, okay? How do we get gay people into Madden? Uh, oh, uh, we don't because they don't have wives. Well, oh shit, they're not like miserable trying to escape them? No, they're not. They're just out drinking and partying. I think there's value. Look, Marvel made Black Panther and every black person in America pretended it was a great movie and they made a lot of money off it. Off who? Black people? Yeah! Is that how it made two billion dollars? And apologetic white people went, well-

No, we heard a single line in the fucking movie. If I don't see Black Panther, I'm racist. I have to go see Black Panther. Look, there is value, I think, to, uh, you know, finding unrecognized demographics in your audience and, uh, making content appeals to them. I don't think that's a problem for any multinational corporation. Of course! Yeah, it's stupid. Everything you just said is retarded. Depends on the company.

I think a company like Disney, it makes sense that they want the Hispanic market. Maybe like Afro, like what's that stuff they put in the hair? You think Disney should just make content for white people and let it trickle down? They only are making content for white people. All this like woke shit is for white women.

All this like, it's the first black lesbian princess, fat white women lineup, like oh God, this is exactly what I god this is exactly what I need well I always thought my culture because I'm a big fat failure with no kids the real tragedy of Disney is that they spent all these years going hey we got a Chinese princess her name is Mulan and that's pretty good we got a Native American one's Pocahontas we got a black one Tiana everything yeah that's pretty good I went we got a white princess, Tiana, everyone's like, yeah, that's pretty good. They went, we got a white princess and another white princess, and it's a movie called Frozen. Everyone went, take all our money forever.

This is the best thing I've ever seen. And you're like, man, they tried so hard to push all these multicultural princesses forever. Pocahontas was huge, what are you talking about? It's not Frozen huge, Frozen's like the biggest fucking franchise they've put out ever. Frozen has made them like billions of dollars

in merchandise and shit, and it's not even just one white lady, it's two white ladies and you see little black girls and they got frozen dolls and you're like and it's just everybody likes white people there's nothing you can do. You can you can make a million ethno-centric princesses and the little black girl will be at the store and she goes I want the frozen one. Don't you want Tiana? No. Don't you want Moana? That movie is fucking goofy.

Frozen's not great. I don't want to pretend to be the Rock. All I know is the second Disney brought back White Princesses, they made a bajillion dollars. And they went, man, whatever. What can you do? Anyway, my problem. Wait a minute.

What would you want to do? Well, they want to do. You don't like that. You don't like that. No, I don't, I mean, I'm not bothered by it. I think, well, I mean, it's the old thing of like, they did that study back in the day, where they, you know, gave children the ability- What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

I've heard this study. I don't know what that is necessarily. They would go to kids and they're like, do you want the white doll or the black doll? White one. And the white girls would say the white doll and the black girls would say the white doll. Yeah. And they'd say why and the white girls would say because the white one's prettier and the black girls would say because the white one's prettier. Yeah.

And you're like, you know, that's not, that's not good. Who said that's not good? I would say that's not good. I don't want you around little girls picking up dolls. I don't want black girls to think that they're not, you know. They didn't say I'm not pretty, they said I want that white girl. But it's an internalized like, oh the white perfection and the, you know. No it's not. The white is the standard of beauty and I see them in all the movies. The little white girl doesn't look like a fucking doll, she's gonna be a big fat fucking pig when she grows up. She, that's what, I'm gonna go back there and say hey,

you picking that girl, you got, you got as much in common with the Barbie as the little black girl does. I know. Both of you are fucking slobs. Look, don't. You, picking that girl, you got as much in common with the Barbie as the little black girl does. I know. Both of you are fucking slobs! Look, don't... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH? I do think that there has That was great representation. Mori helped the black community learn that anyone can be fucking knocked up more. The Jews don't have any representation and they're doing pretty good. You know, Mori was good because it did show that even white women can get knocked up by ten different guys and not know who the fuck is the father. Are there a lot of heroes running banks in media that they look up to or they just kind

of do good anyway? Look, all I'm saying is there's been this perception of white beauty, okay? I think white people are beautiful, I get it I'm biased you know what's anime then are they white yeah they look pretty white are they do Japanese people think they're white no they think it's like this is a concept beyond like reality that I'm Japanese people man well then what are they how come little black and white girls get judged for their picking totems that are like quasi-racially based, but Japan is not? Look man, it's a complex topic.

I'm saving black people, yeah. I gotta make sure these- I'm not saying- Black girls don't- oh man, they gotta see black dolls and say, I want that one because it looks like me. Right? It's been a long-standing thing, white standards of beauty. Okay, like white hair So black little boys they got to say like fuck fuck the mega powers. I'm all about the Harlem Heat Right That's like what you want, right? No, I need fucking Booker T to come out. Fuck macho man I have nothing in common. I need Booker T to come out

Oh, I think the WWE is a place where black people have excelled and created positive African American men. That doesn't matter. Black boys can say, oh yeah, Mega Power's dope. Yeah. Oh yeah, right? I think there's a balance to be struck. Is that you don't want to only have, you know, white people be the protagonists and the attractive characters, and then, you know, you remember Fantasia, where there was the dance of the unicorns or whatever the fuck it was? I remember the hippos. I think that might have been part of it.

The alligators? There was like all these- The Mexican alligators? Was it fairies? No, they were centaurs. Oh, it was fairies. Centaurs, right? Oh yeah, nymphs. Right, the nymphs, okay.

All the nymphs come out and they're all beautiful white ladies with like long hair. They look like little girls. Right. And then do you remember the one black one? No. Cut out of it now? No. Okay, go look up real quick. I don't wanna look at it. Why? I want to just real quick. I don't wanna look at shit. I don't care. No, we're gonna look at it. Some idiot crammed a black one in and they're like what the fuck is this?

Do you remember? Okay. Why would one of the- why would a fantasy creature be- why would there be one black nymph? That's so insulting. The nymph? To a black audience, okay, but I'm just saying this was what? What do you call it shit, what are you showing was it nymphs or centaurs? They had like a black centaur how big was his cock am I right this it was the black one no that's very that's very inappropriate This was the only representation okay inappropriate. So this was the only black representation, okay? No, that's inappropriate. I'm gonna make the argument that all these beautiful centaurs are dancing around. Oh, that's a boy? No, that's a girl.

Why's it got fucking hooves then Vito? Why's this four legs? I don't know how fucking fantasia works. This is a centaur motherfucker. That is a fucking centaur! That's not a nymph! Okay, so if you're a white lady washing going, oh if I was a centaur I'd be a beautiful whatever thing and if you're a black girl washing you go, I'd be the nappy headed one. That's a guy! That's not a guy! That is the- It's a fucking horse, bro! That's a fucking centaur!

I'm just saying- Don't worry, I think black guys made up for it with all the huge cock rumors, okay? I think they're all right I'm just saying that I'm glad we have positive depictions of black female beauty in media now Now it's beneficial like what? Who's a good-looking lady, you know Tyra Banks I Don't know There's probably Jackie Joyner. I'm not good at naming, what do you call them, actresses. There's no Black Hitler.

Who's that? It's kind of a wash. Yeah, Halle Berry, wasn't she in one of the... Too much. She was in Too Much. One of the 007s, one of the Bonds. There was a couple Black Bond ladies, that was nice. You can say this is probably not great, right? I mean, it's funny. I mean, if there was another regular black one, sure.

How is this worse than Speedy Gonzales or Slowpoke Rodriguez? That guy's racist as fuck! Well, I think Speedy Gonzales is fun. Oh shit, Riley's calling. What? It's down? Vito ate the bandwidth, Johnny Rocket says. What do you think about that? Looks like we're live again.

A fucking MaSAD agent broke in while the stream was down. Because of, uh, we got reported for anti-Semitism. Riley, I just want you to know that you beat my girlfriend. MaSAD agent broke in. Good, I like that phrase. Yeah, you beat her. Yeah, beat the shit out of her. Okay, but how's your feud with Mark Brooks going?

I'm doing great. I'm winning, currently, by points. Beat the shit out of her. OK. But how's your feud with Mark Brooks going? Oh, it's going great. I'm winning, currently, by points. Did you see that he was asking me to give him your real name so he could file a restraining order against you? Yeah, and I saw that Vito was really considering it, just waiting for Mark to have a good enough argument for why he should give him my real name

Riley I think I noticed that too Riley. I thought the same thing Why did you why were you kind of considering it? I think that I was doing exactly what should be done in that situation Which is asking him what exactly he was what did he expect to happen? Yeah Cuz he was like Riley he was like you must know his real name. And I'm like, no, he's like, but you must. I'm like, well, I don't. What do you want me to do? He wanted Riley's legal name. We'll get into it.

It's like public for me, but imagine how fucked up it would be if just any comic skater was being doxxed by Mark Brooks by you. By me? Don't be a tomb guy. I'm not doxxed by Mark Brooks by you. By me? Come on, don't be a tomb guy. I'm not doxxing anybody! Would you dox Riley? No! Never.

Even if Mark Brooks said I'm a- Riley, if I knew your real name I would say, well it's not my business. But I'd say here's somebody you can ask for it if you want. You threw me right- you're like the McCarthyism, like their favorite guy. Hey man, look! No, I didn't go to any communist shit, but go dick, dude! Go get him names from him! I'm not doxing anybody, but look, if Mark Brooks has a problem with you, that's between

you and Mark Brooks, man. I don't know. I didn't give him any information. What's his problem with you? Oh, I didn't give him a bunny sticker. That's what he's mad about. Oh, he's mad about that? Oh, we'll have to bring up these tweets.

People can... I didn't give him a bunny sticker. People can tell me if I mad about that? We'll have to bring up these tweets. People can tell me if I was a snake in the grass when we look at these tweets, I guess. My problem was activist CEOs and apparently black centaur ladies giving little black girls a distorted view.

That's a boy, bro! That's a girl. That's a fucking boy! Well, anyway, that was my second problem. Did you do two problems? Yeah, yeah, yeah. My first one was the one you... Alright, well those are my two problems. Activist CEOs, doing work when you're sick, foreign lobbyists,

not just Jewish people, and what was your second one? Oh fuck, I forgot. Something with... Oh dubbing! Dubbing! Guys don't forget to vote on all the problems at BiggestProblem.show. Our bonus episode, The Biggest Problem in the Apocalypse is still up on Patreon.com. Superkiller.org tonight! The big funding round. Here it is. Currently over $90,000. Guys, if you want a first edition copy of the book,

get in on the campaign, because we're gonna have a very limited number of first edition copies bearing the official first edition holographic seal. So everyone knows that you have an official first edition copy of the comic. The little boy's gun. That's gonna be the seal, right?

Little boy's gun. Little boy's gun, the comic company. Sorry we went down there for a second. What can you do? Masaad did it. OK, so here's what's happened. So Mark Brooks. He deleted the post.

OK. In the post he said, I like little kids. That's not what he said. In a sexual way. Wink, wink. I think Mark Brooks is a very talented artist. He is a cover artist for the Marvel comic company He has a long-standing feud with Ethan van Schuyver a friend of the show

Just that Ethan is a controversial. I know Ethan hate your stuff Mark, I assume Mark Brooks was pro all that stuff. I it might be a Trump related kind of thing Mark Brooks was pro all that stuff. It might be a Trump related kind of thing. Oh, okay. And they have a contentious relationship. There was a famous stream where Mark Brooks, I think, offered to fight EVS at a comic convention that I think- Ooh, he's a real hothead, huh?

I think he regrets that stream. Guys, there's a lot of people offering to fight at comic conventions. These comics guys, man. What's going on with comic conventions? Ah, they're all asking for it big time. Mark Brooks wants to fight, Yellow Flash wants me to pull up. Are you gonna pull up?

We'll see what's gonna happen. Come on, you gotta pull up. No, maybe a little pulling up will occur. What are you gonna do if we get super-killer'd in 95 tonight? We will pull up. Nah, don't buy any more of this shit. You're killing me with this. I'm fucking tired of this.

It's been a year, man. It has not been a year. A year and a half, sorry. Well, maybe it has been a year. But it's almost done and it's looking great. And the second one is also getting worked on. So we got a whole lot of- You're giving all the tells of a lie if you're saying it. It's not a lie. And look, I'm a generous guy. If you back this thing, I'm going to do right by you. I'm a generous guy. If you back this thing, I'm gonna do right by you. I'm a generous guy! You got $90,000 for nothing! You think I'm not gonna pay it back? I'm gonna pay it forward, baby! To what?

I got some ideas. For how to reward. Did you invest all that money in hims? I don't wanna talk about that. No, uh, look, I have some ideas on how I can give back to everyone who's, uh, bared with us And we'll see. What are you like a community leader? What the fuck you talking about? Give it back. We are a community leader I am a community leader. I think I am building a community here. I think comics can actually make a comic to build a community. Well, that's what I believe that and that's true You should be on you should be on issue three right now. I think we're gonna be on issue three right now And what I'm gonna say,

Oh man, okay. We got a lot of pokers in the fire. Look, all I can say is I think we're building something exciting here. That's the problem. I think where Eric Jalai builds a little community for himself, you know, and just promoting himself. He's made comics though. He has made comics.

They're dog shit, but at least you can consume it. Look man, I'm not gonna say that I've done everything perfectly, okay? It's my first time making a comic, and there's been some pitfalls I've fallen into, and I've climbed my way out. Laziness. It's not laziness, will you stop saying that?

It's gotta be laziness. Why does it have to be laziness? Why else is it an out? There's no other thing that could've possibly gone wrong. No, no, no, it's always laziness. And it's my laziness, it's me. Yeah. Okay.

You're the name on the cover. Sure, it's my laziness. It's Vito just. Okay. Well, you're the guy you're the name on the cover. Sure It's my lady. You know, just while these super killin' You want to believe I believe that I'm working very hard and I'm taking this very seriously And I think that's the problem. I believe that I'm lazy and taking it easy I think in a couple years people are gonna go wow Look at this stuff. That's a great happy. Look at this thing that big fat guy built before he killed himself because uh I was saying that big fat guy built before he killed himself because of the great shame of gaining 50 to become president of the United States. Yeah, he couldn't f**king take it. All the black people got fired and he just cried himself until he died of dehydration.

He died of dehydration? Well that fat guy ate a million cheeseburgers and died. Oh wow. You couldn think we'll both... You couldn't even finish that I bet. We're gonna... I'll finish a good amount of the cheeseburgers. How's that? Half?

On my farewell stream. That'll be my farewell stream. 100 hamburgers and then I shoot myself in the head. Oh they're hamburgers now. Oh you bought the cheeseburger but... I do hamburgers. You know what? You don't do cheeseburgers?

Well I'm gonna say if you're on a... not that I should give any guide advice. This is your... this is what Riley's talking about. So I mark Brooks You want to see Riley's video to put it in context? Okay, all right. That might help. All right, let's see Do we have that video? I don't know Riley went to a comic how do we even see Riley videos? Well, that's the problem is Mark Brooks now got rid of it so. Oy vey. You gotta go to YouTube I don't know why you're bringing it up in a... would it be on the Clipaverse channel I imagine? Let's see and then we got the null thing we got the boogie video. We got a lot to talk about. We should just watch videos today man. I know well get your

super chats in now cuz we got a lot to cover. Mark Brooks begs to do to this a video to Doc's clip? No, this is after the fact. This one right here. Pulling up on Mark Brooks. And I know Mark Brooks is gonna be mad that we're playing this, but Mark, we have to put in context the drama. He's saying we gain clout from Riley, that we profit off Riley. I'm telling you, Mark, that actually now that I think about it, you're probably correct. But... Mark, blow your brains out go fuck yourself Don't ever don't ever even hint that you're asking me for someone's fucking personal information you stupid cocksucker We profit off you July. Okay. Fuck you you piece of shit. Okay fucking stupid piece of shit mark

Well, you know your fucking brains out Brooks is joking I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking! I'm joking! Please stop. I'm joking. You know, anytime I make a- anytime I get a follower on Twitter, one of you motherfuckers has to go and do something now. Do what? Get asked for private- personal information?

I don't agree with what he did! Look, I really wanted- my point that I was trying to make the Mark Brooks is hey Why don't you draw yourself a new smart? I think the best thing you could do with this Riley situation is maybe ask for his personal information from a long time I give this advice to a lot of people. You know I've been in this sphere for a while sometimes You just got to let things roll over you right like me Vito You're a big fat piggy pig piece of shit, and your comics trash, and you're never gonna raise $90,000. And I go, I know, I'm fat, I should kill myself, I got it.

You're never gonna raise $100,000. If you raise $100,000... We only got three days left, so... It'll be the worst fucking... It will be the worst thing in my life. Well, you raising $100,000... You might be safe. But if we got to... I mean, we got to 90, maybe we could get to 95. I don't know. You got three days to make it happen. Hey, who's that guy's name?

Who the fuck are you? Look, well, what's that guy's real name? Let's give him context, and then we can talk about it. Here was the video that Riley made. Riley, who is a known internet agitator. He's a rascal and a psychopath. Eric, he said he had five or six cops called on him, in Texas, Texas cops, where you can shoot anyone. Eric July's a gang member.

Eric July was so threatened by Riley as a former gang member, and a black one. Not an Italian gang who are pussies, a black gang. Don't say that about the Italians. We work very hard at our gang stuff. Okay, now. He's dancing around like a homosexual. So this would be a reference, of course, to this famous stream where Mark Brooks told EVS to pull up on him.

He did? Yeah, that was his thing. You guys gotta stop, tell people to pull up, man. He said, let's have a fight at Comic-Con. Fight? And this is EVS as played by Riley. How big is Mark Brooks? EVS is huge. I don't know how big Mark Brooks is.

He's a pie man. I don't challenge a lot of people to fights at Comic Cons. Other people challenge me to fights at Comic Cons. You would win most fights. You're a big guy. I think I have some weight advantage that people are not considering. So this is of course Riley as EVS doing as Mark Brooks has asked and pulling trying to pull up on Mark So Riley's pulling up. He's pulling up on behalf of EVS. Let's take a look at that Riley what a fucking hero. He's got a lot of ideas. So funny. I'm not getting involved in this. Hot girlfriend on OnlyFans or fansly

Mincellet is a good looking lady. What a fucking, I mean he's got it. Fansly.com slash titsmintsalad. He's already retired. He's retired, never had to work a day in his life. He's doing great. Not like me. He's having a lot of fun. I've had to work all the time. Well. Ah, man. I mean you don't have to sell your girlfriend

into sex slavery to get there. I wish. You wish. It's easy money. That'd been amazing. It's good money. You think he's ever gotta listen to stories about this is what happened at school today?

No, it's that he just gets to take pictures of mint salads t pictures of mint salads tits my fucking every day. Where's my gun? Oh, yeah yelled at by a bar for making some joke about peeing on her link a year ago bar bar is a nut job Pull up look at these motion graphics here Look at these motion graphics here. I'm Evil Man Skyver. Repulsive, retarded, reactive, and yet prideful. Great big Disney Star Wars fan still, and not a trusty member of the media. I'm here at C2E2. Riley, get a fucking lav mic.

What are you gonna do? Get a fucking lav mic. An event that would not allow Cognos Gate to attend. And I have 4 four thousand bunny stickers Yes doing vandalism and filming it as evidence While young Clepa I do not employ young The crimes that I'm committing Dude Riley has a giant beard and he's like salt and peppered it. How'd he make that beard happen? It looks awesome.

And he's like peppered it just like, he looks exactly like Van Schuyver. But he's evil Van Schuyver. This is a... He's saying would you like a bunny sticker to these guys? Would you like a bunny sticker? Bunny sticker, sure. For comics game, here you go.

Bunny sticker for comics game. Oh no. Here's the one with the white button crux. Oh no. No? I guess skates. Oh, no. Here's a little pile of See you tomorrow! I guess I can't buy these comic books today. Look at him, look at the... He looks exactly... He looks like a mini me of him. So Riley's going around giving out stickers and saying, Hailed Comics Gate. What did he...

Did he say something to Mark Brooks? What are you doing? Skipping around in his fucking video? Watch our I.O.! The fuck is your problem? I'm trying to see why Mark Brooks is upset at him. You're trying to fast forward Riley's content. Alright, I want to know what He's tolerant to right is a good way of like tolerating weirdos Comix people I don't

Hollering from mark brooks, who's just yelling his name and this is a mark What did Mark Brooks draw? Was he like working for Jared from Subway? Did he draw him stuff? What's the? What's the deal? What's the deal with Mark Brooks? I don't want to be in a feud with Mark Brooks. You start a feud with Mark Brooks. It's all coming from him all this stuff is coming who comes in who comes who has ever come and asked you for your friend's Personal information. It was weird It was a weird ass. I it was a very weird ass Well, take a look at that. We're gonna work. We'll go through the whole for totally insane

It was strange. I want to I want to assume he was you know, maybe very emotional about this video So I'm trying to figure out maybe he was maybe the poppers were wearing off and you just this is Tony TGD by the way a fan of the channel. Oh, it's frog Tony. Yeah, frog Tony. He was working on here How dare he be not here when I'm here looking for him? This is where Mark Brooks would be if Mark Brooks were here Mark Brooks is a table. Maybe what does he kick it over or something? I don't know if Mark Brooks was supposed to be... He does something crazy, right? He does something crazy!

Crazy! We met David Finch already. Well, he said, of course, Riley's known for going to people's graves, which I don't know if that's correct. That was the other guy. You do know that that's not correct. Well, I'm a little confused by it. Because Riley...

He's not famous for going to any... Well, he's not famous for anything. But, I still don't know if Riley went to any graves at any point. I know he had mentioned thinking about it. Sorry, what did you say about famous? I'm not famous either, look! None of us are fam- maybe infamous, I'll say. This is what we get today.

We get the disappointment of this. This is what we got. Is that Mark Brooks' table? Is it? No, it's a listen-on. We don't get to meet Mark Brooks because Mark Brooks is a pussy and he's hiding. But I'm still gonna come through. There's many more conventions after this one, Mark Brooks. And that's fine, I won't even let you know I'm on my way. Hahaha!

Yeah! Yeah! We didn't know yet, it was earlier that day, Mark Brooks. Oh, Mark Brooks left because he met a comic skate fan. He had a bad experience at a bar where a guy... He tried to hit on a guy. Mark Brooks propositioned a man and the guy happened to be a comic skate and the guy turned him down and said he tried to proposition a man for gay sex. I'm trying to be friendly with some mainstream comic creators. Why? They're never going to give you anything. I'm trying to be friendly with some mainstream comic creators.

Why? They're never gonna give you anything. I'm not asking them to give me anything. You're asking them to give you cloud. The only thing people respond to is fear. Do you not get that? After all of this, after all I've taught you Vito, do you not get that? I know. I forever forever whatever this is I'm in a space where when I try to promote my comic my co-host tells me it calls me a failure

Okay, you need an actual comic to promote I know I know look so Mark Brooks I guess saw this video that was Young Clippa attempting to meet him at the convention. This is why he left the convention I guess, because this gentleman was a CG supporter. And then here's a nice promo. Oh, he is holding a gun there! So that was something... Real quick, if you can go back... Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. Mark Brooks mentioned that of course, as you can see in that video clip... He's holding a gun. That Young Clippa has a gun. Right? So this is...

So that's what? video clip he's holding a gun that young clip it has a gun right so this is so that's what well he's claiming that you know he basically he fears for the safety of himself and these comic convention attendees he's in grave danger well then that's why he was and Riley will come to his grave and put I don't know what Riley will do to his grave. This bridge is burned. He's a sociopath. This bridge is burned. No it's not! Alright look just look at the thread okay so here was the thread. It would be a big mistake to stop being friends with you. Big mistake. Yeah because I'm so big. It would be a big mistake. Mark Brooks said if you try to come, I'm gonna summarize and maybe I'll get it wrong, but he basically

said if this weirdo tries to come find me at a convention I will have him banned leave me alone from life you psychopath. That's a clear death threat. It's anything you want. Death threatening Riley. Now I saw that and there was a part of me that went well maybe I shouldn't say anything but then I said well I know Riley personally I know he's a bit of a troll, bit of of a character. Okay, I don't... You volunteered this. I personally don't... I volunteered! You chimed in.

I chimed in. Because you weren't getting enough attention. That's not why. Why'd you chime in? Because I wanted Mark Brooks to not fall into the Pratt Fall that I've seen other creators fall into. Certain prominent African-American creators who have seen this man putting up stickers and reacting in a large bombastic way to what I believe is obvious internet trolling.

Basically, he's trying to tell him, look, I've seen how this has worked out previously when young Klippa has trolled people. I think I said, I can promise you that this reaction, this over the top, well, I consider it over the top. He thinks it's within rein. I can say this reaction of you wanting him. You're condescending to him already. I didn't know how to praise him.

You can't tell people not to do what they're doing. I told him, I think this reaction you're having to it is the kind of reaction he's attempting to elicit with his bunny stickers. So what's he supposed to do that? Like, oh yeah, you're right, sorry. I think the best thing to do is you would delete the post. You go, you know what?

You're right. It's internet, trolling. Yeah, but then it's embarrassing for him because you said that in public. It's embarrassing regardless. It's worse if you say, oh, thanks for the advice, Vito. So I should have DM'd him. I could have DM'd him.

I mean, you didn't DM him. I didn't think this was insulting. Just say, listen, I think that's what he wants. If you tell someone to do something other than what they're doing you might as well Just try to kill them. You're right. So maybe I should stay down of it, but I didn't I said I think this is what he wants Yeah, little piece of what I consider friendly advice little tongue-in-cheek Solicited Mark goes he's one of your producers. Yes, so he knows of rile. Oh aggressive. he's one of your producers. Yes. So he knows of Riley.

So aggressive. He's one of your producers, yes? I. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha behavior. Yeah it is. I wanted to make it clear. It's an accusation. I said no he did at one point ask as a producer for your podcast which is correct. Act as producer? He's my employee of the month. Well he was Big Sparms employee of the month at one point. He's probably the best employee. I said now he's a force of nature unto himself with no direction from anyone. I thought he would of course go well you know he's one of these crazy guys and I'll just let it go. Nope. And then he goes, would you care to give me his full name? No, he didn't say would, he said care.

Care to give me his full real name? I'd think being the brave person he is, he wouldn't mind. I genuinely only know him as Riley, which is correct. I do not know Riley's. Is Mark Brooks his real name? I don't know, and I'm not going to dig into it. No, no, no, no, no, we don't need to dox Mark Brooks. Let's just go to Wikipedia. I'm gonna take it off. I'm taking it off the thing. If you do an early life check on Mark

Brooks we're gonna get hit by the anti-semitism bill and we're gonna go to jail. I'm just checking Mark Brooks Wikipedia. They're gonna have a Jewish council that goes through every episode of this show and we're going to jail forever. I'm just checking what he is. I don't even think he's on. Oh there he is, Mel Brooks comics. This is him? Oh wow. I don't know. I mean Brooks would be a Jewish name, right? Mel Brooks? Oh Mel Brooks was a stage name I would think.

He's like a stunt man. Look at that. He's a nice looking guy. I don't think he looks like that anymore. For jacking off really high. Notable works. Avengers. Secret Empire. He's been nominated for guy. I don't think he looks like that anymore. For jacking off really high. High song with classes. Notable works. Avengers, Secret Empire. He's been nominated for the Eyes of the World. Oh my God. Incredible.

So you really wanted to help him. He's a good artist. Well, you know. Yeah. Is there anything else on that? Nothing about it. You got awards and a record. Well, you don't scroll down.

Here's everything he's worked on, publishers. We do not have, I can't believe I'm on a podcast. He's checking Wikipedia. He's super famous. I just want to see what his work says. Great. Yeah, career. He's done a lot of X-Men stuff. How interesting. He's done a lot of X-Men stuff. Okay, I genuinely only know him as Riley. Mark Brooks goes, I have no doubt that you could find out, but I doubt you will. It doesn't serve you to do so. Not sure how else to tell these weirdos online or in person oh man what says I want nothing to do them online or in person I have no doubt you could find out but you won't do it he's very upset he was very upset at the time I said I'm

sure they know that you want nothing to do with them online or in person I don't think you need his legal name in order to accomplish that message. I'm sure he knows. He's gonna put on two leather jackets. That's probably why he's doing it. Except he said he's gonna put on another motorcycle jacket for his headshot. Mark Brooks follows up and says,

and yet you're not reaching out to find out his name. It hooves you to keep the drama going. Even when a deranged person like this posts pictures of himself with guns, says he's looking to pull up on me. I'm seriously questioning your morals so now my morals I'm questioning your morals too why for tolerate for letting this fucking jackass what do you want me to say this fucking slick pimp I wanted to know what he

wanted I didn't understand what he wanted look he wants to kill Riley I don't want to kill he's an anti-semite and he wants to kill Riley if he has a beef with Riley and he decides he needs to call the cops or whatever else He's threatening Riley right here. That's his fucking business. It's got nothing to do with me I don't know why it's my job to find out Riley's name. Well, I'm not getting involved Riley if you've created a controversy with this individual, I'm not gonna fall on my sword for you. You and Mark Brooks figure it out Why are you responding then? So you can like suck cloud off Mark Brooks.

Cause I'm trying to understand what he, I wanna know what he's requesting from me. You're the perfect foil, cause you actually are like genuinely wanna find out. Find out what he wants? Yeah, so you're like the perfect guy to draw more incriminating shit out of his head. Well cause I think what he's asking for is crazy. Why would I have Riley's legal name and why would I give it to you knowing that your intention is to bring legal action against the guy? Would you do it though?

But you said you would give obtuse gnomes information to Eric July. No, I didn't say that. Did I say that? Yeah, you did say it. No, I didn't. You said I'll do anything to help you bring this criminal to trust. I was doing a little PR at that time. Hey, let's be real. the obtuse gnome situation,

I went, I mean, the guy sent a funny email, but I had to go like, this is an outrage, you know? You said that, though. Look, man, I've been on the internet. Sometimes you just gotta lie. It's fine. Oh, you're the expert of internet optics, right? With the cutie shit.

No, I've been bad at them for so long. And now I went, you know what? Why say what I really believe, just say what everybody wants to hear. Yeah. Okay. So I said, you want his legal name? Mark Brooks says, I do. I have never asked for anyone to be removed

or banned from a show, but his behavior and the gun picks in his video closing have me concerned. He does not belong in the general comic loving public. Let him act like a school shooter far away from the rest of us. School shooter? There's never been a 300-pound school shooter.

I don't know what school shooters act like. There's never been a school shooter that was making a ton of money from his girlfriend having an OnlyFans because no one would shoot up a school. They just make OnlyFans money. If anything, if every school shooter- I'm rolling in pussy! If we could get every school shooter a hot girlfriend, there would be no school shooters. Check out my girlfriend's huge tits! I gotta go shoot up the school! Oh, shit! If we could get every school shooter a hot girlfriend there would be no school shooters.

Check out my girlfriend's huge tits. I gotta go shoot up this school. Oh shit. You never say, and now, to speak on the school shooter, here's his hot big titty girlfriend. That's literally never happened in the history. Who does cosplay for a living and they have thousands of dollars. It never happened in the history of school shooters. I said, well, I honestly have no way to obtain that information that I can think of, but I will ask. Ahhhhhhh. I said well, I honestly have no way to obtain that information that I can think of but I will ask Well, that was me I was going to go hey dick mark Brooks is requesting you're putting me in an awkwardly

Situation in a very awkward position. Yeah, but you got involved in it. I didn't get involved in this shit I didn't say shit Well, I'll go ask dick so he's the bad guy if he says no Well, why am I the bad guy? Why do I got to provide Riley's fucking name? You got involved bro. If you get involved you deserve to get shot. Like that's the that's the old west That's a wild west code. Well here Mark Brooks says considering it worked for you whether paid or voluntarily I assume you would know his name. So basically he's accusing me of lying He's saying you know this man's name, and I'm trying to tell him like Mark I've met Riley at like some meetups

We've gotten what like we went to the arcade and I got a cheeseburger and a beer you know his name played time Crisis his name is Riley. No, you know his real name. Well actually after they posted it But I don't even know if that's his real name. That's a weird last name He's not that name. You know his real name Stop you're just saying that to get me the mark Brooks veto knows his real name I don't know his fucking real name. I don't even know his address His real fucking name. He has a copy of his ID. I know that he has everything veto has everything Veto has known Riley since high school. They went to high school together, he knows his parents. I don't know any of this. How do I see the, okay.

I'm saying you have a way to get the full name of the troll. A way? So he's saying, I have some way to get his name, and I don't know what way he thinks that is. I'm picking up on the way he thinks it is. A troll that shows up at other people's businesses, houses and graves. He thinks he wants you to dress up like Lady Bugs Bunny

and seduce me into giving it to you. Well, I think I asked him at one point, if this reply is here, I said, do you want me to break into Dick's house and look for paste tubs? Because I genuinely don't know how you think- I don't pay Riley in any kind of traceable way. That's what I'm saying! I mean, what am I going to do, find the Bitcoin receipts or something? OK, look, and people are saying that I was trying to dox Riley, I was just

trying to express to Mark Brooks, I don't know this guy's name. I swear that you would throw me under the bus like that. Well, Dick hired him. I don't know about me. I'm telling him, he's saying, you know how to get his name. And I go, the only positive way I can think of that I might obtain his name is from a Dick man. Well, he knows that he knows that Riley worked for you sir he knows that yeah he's not asking me because he's afraid to exactly you're giving him a reason to add like well Vito said I could ask you that benefits me because then he goes well I'm not gonna ask dick and I go okay well then stop asking me why are you asking me if you know dick who employed the guy and

would probably definitely have his name why Why the fuck you ask me? Why don't you fucking ask dick? I said he could just answer riddles and I would get exactly and he didn't pass your riddle challenge So he refused to partake anyway mark Brooks for an entire night was telling me I'm a liar and I know Riley's real name and I need to give it to him and then I said if you Why am I getting in trouble for this? I didn't do anything wrong here. You started all this shit. Started what shit? Arguing with Mark Brooks. I didn't make a video...

And now I have to say... I didn't make a video antagonizing Mark Brooks. I have to go full Ralph-a-Mail. You don't have to do anything. Look. Mark Brooks hates... You and probably me by proxy. Me? What did I do?

You did this. Well then why is it my fucking fault? He definitely hates Riley. No, he doesn't hate him. He just wants to be safe from his... He thinks I'm Riley's keeper and that I have Riley's personal information. If Riley is allowed at another convention where Mark Brooks is at, Mark Brooks might get raped by Riley. I didn't say anything wrong. Non-zero chance. Non-zero chance. It's possible. People are trying to make it sound like I was helping Docs Riley when all I kept asking was,

What are you genuinely asking me to do? Because I don't know his fucking name. He's like well you can get it. I'm like how? What doing what? In what way? Are you hiding Riley's in the attic? Yeah. Vito? I just wanted to like express to him the insanity of the request or I'm like dude I interact with a lot of people online I don't know their real legal names. I love his art but he's an anti-semite you can't argue with them. I don't know Riley's name. If you come to me, there's a lot of people who call... Do you think I know that Nicler's real fucking name? No. Nicler's more of an employee than Riley at this point.

He keeps sending these shitty fucking voicemails, okay? I don't know his name. I don't know Digibro's name. I don't know Riley's name. All these people. Whoa, Digibro. That's not his name. Sorry, Digi-Nay.

That's not his name. Sorry. I don't know Trixie's real fucking name. You're right. And then Mark Brooks deadnamed Trixie using Trixie's legal... Really like aggressively? Well somebody... What do you want me to call you?

Yeah, and then we started using their deadname. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. Somebody, well, there's these guys... Is he married? Mark Brooks? I'll say this if you want to be angry at anyone. That DA Talks individual, do you know them? No. And we've, what's in that other lady? guys married mark brooks i'll say this if you want to be angry at anyone that da talks individual do you know them now and we've uh what's in that other lady the one who uh eric dmca'd the vicki vicki i like her well she does a show with that da talks individual and da talks said oh don't

worry mark brooks i can hook you up here is riley's yeah but that's different than you doing it can hook you up. Here is Riley's real name and photo. Yeah, but that's different than you doing it. Well, yeah, I'm just saying that, uh, I don't know if Vicky condones this doxxing behavior, but I do not condone it. Vito, we all condone doxxing. I was not gonna dox. We all condone harm. There's no universe in which I was gonna dox

Riley and anybody thinks that's what was happening. I just wanted Mark Brooks to realize. I know you're playing kind of fast and loose with these. I wanted anyone to realize that. I wanted Mark Brooks to go, you know what? I'm being crazy. Because I'm going, Vito, give me this guy's name. Well, I don't have it. Yeah, but you can get it. He's gonna feel real crazy while he's being raped by Riley who gets practiced. Riley, the only reason Riley has a fansley with his girlfriend is so he can practice raping. And the only reason

I don't know Riley's real name, so I have plausible deniability when he kills somebody. Riley having sex with his girlfriend is like Rocky Balboa hitting the meat in the frozen meat locker. Riley's just imagining raping either Matt Barr or Mark Brooks. Something's going on. That's probably one of the funniest things that anyone's ever said. That's the best joke you've ever made. Like, Rocky's in there and he's an OnlyFans to practice rape on a woman but with men. If you had the Rocky theme queued up, I would have gave it to you. Nah, cause we'll lose. Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-A-Verse is still wild out there in the ether, handing out bunny stickers and causing chaos.

We will see if this leads to legal repercussions. Look, I know a Mossad agent, and he told me that what Israel wants is to blanket Mark Brooks' booth with bunny stickers. At the next comic thing, Disavow all of this. Bunny stickers. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I hope the audience respects it as well. Look, we live... That's what I heard from... I'm saying I heard that from a Mossad agent that I knew.

We live in a sphere of interesting internet drama. I don't agree with it. You're pretending like I agree with it. Some people are not built for it, and I understand that. Some people do not want to engage with it. Well then you don't go asking for people's names if you don't want to fuck with them. I think it's a bad play. That's a very clear signal I want to fuck with that guy's life.

I think it's a bad play. That's what I'm saying. That's why a Mossad agent that I knew Mark Brooks has obtained It would be his name. He was it's totally unrelated It's not related much sure I knew a guy named Mac bonks Mac bonks and they would go to Murdering conventions they were in the idea you're gonna get us banned from something what? What the fuck is a murdering convention? That fucking... Masada had them!

We're moving on from this! Masada had them! Masada had them! No. And they would go to the convention and put bunny stickers all over his booth! All over his booth! He was selling Garots! Stop!

Stop! This is... Look. I respect that some people don't want to get engaged in drama. It was Jake Shields! If I have to confess. I think if there's ways you want to get out of the drama, the best thing you can do, let it roll off ya.

Let it roll over ya. Don't be like Eric Jalai. Like a roll of bunny stickers. Don't start threatening to put holes in people, or pull up, or Texas Lodge. How would you want someone's name? Roll over ya. Tell me where you live. Give me your grandfather's name. All I can tell you is I look forward

to seeing how this develops, and I'm sure it will escalate. Refresh your thing if you have more biters Let's see at superkiller.org. What are we at? We are up another $200! We are pushing closer to 91,000. Wow, this is gonna be a true indie comic success story guys Can you believe it? And I tell you what we're gonna we're gonna be a true indie comic success story, guys. Can you believe it? And I tell you what, we're gonna have a great... Great...

This is good. This is good. And we got the fog coming in. The fog of victory rolling in to celebrate my super killer victory here tonight. Why the fuck would anyone be buying this now? Because they want a first edition copy. They want to get it I'm gonna have to print more trading cards and the number of backers guys the trading cards are campaign exclusive

only backers of This Indigo if you don't get in by Monday, you will not get a pack. I don't even promote anyone else super killer trading cards I promote other people talking about I was prone to bunch other fucking comic guys who named name five BA Turner I was promoting uh... What's the name of the comic? Uh, the Super Adventures of Muscle Man. Fake? Fake comic? Okay. Frog Tony and his Tony shit.

There's a lot of comics with a lot of different names! You don't even know other comics! You're such a fucking grifter! I know other comics! Look, I've said that once everything... I try to retweet people's campaigns. So selfish. So selfish. I like that guy's Terror in the Trench's comic. That looks good. I've said that once everything I try to retweet those self-paintings so selfish I Like that a guy's terror in the trenches comic that looks good from what's it called terror in the trenches turn terror terror in the trenches There was oh god. What's the guy that we like who stood up against Eric July?

Invincibles or something like the invincibles. No,bles? No, it's not the Invincibles. The Invisibles. Something like that, I wish I remembered. But that guy's great. Look, I can't think of one off the top of my head, I didn't bring in the fucking Indie Comic pitch around or whatever. So bad. Dave Brinks got one.

Such a fucking parasite. Look, I've said, if you have a comic campaign and you need a boost, please DM me on Twitter. I will happily retweet any comic creators But not on the show on the show is all you money If you leave a fucking super chat to remind me or if you send me a message ahead of time you say veto I'm really trying to make this thing happen Blood in the sword I helped that guy a ton

I even read his whole comic and I gave him some fucking dialogue notes and said check out blood in the sword Yeah, oh Any love for the notes? Some of my notes? Make it more like 90s Conan? Blood of the Sword. You get dialogue notes? Yeah. Oh. And he loves the notes. Some of my notes. Making more like 90s Conan? Some of the notes, well yeah. I said you need some more clutch cargo in here and he loved it.

All right. I'm trying, okay? Let's see you see. Oh wait, wait, wait. I've been sick all fucking week. Oh, okay, all right. I try to promote. Okay, okay.

I try to promote, I wanna promote. Okay. You're right, I'm not doing enough. And I've said I'm not doing enough. I want to do more with the indie comic sphere. I truly believe in it. Are we doing a couple of voicemails too? Just one.

Do one, man, do one. Oh, it's empty. Alright, well let's not do voicemails. I was going to say, do we want to talk about Redbar at all? I mean, let's see what the Super Chats got. We'll see what the Super Chats got. It's already two and a half hours. I know, because our show's a nightmare now. It just goes on forever.

Okay, well guys, get your super chats in. Coofer2, thank you for not killing yourselves. Lolno for five, I can't watch live. Go fun yourself, Richard. Hey Siri, no, I'm not doing that. Play Evisceration Plague by Cannibal Corpse. Oh, that's a little, we put some space between it. Hey Siri, play a bit.

No, stop, stop. Hey Siri, call the police. Siri, I'm having a heart attack. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop all the police here I'm having a hard attack here I'm having a fucking heart attack call the police oh my god black crimson for five Australian thanks for the snacks thanks for not killing yourselves

Bob a thick on for 10 veto stock tip veto I lost money on him but be fair to the CEO he tried to get me he's from Palestine oh interesting can't blame for having an opinion diamond hands we will triumph But be fair to the CEO, he tried to get me. He's from Palestine. Oh, interesting. Can't blame him for having an opinion. Diamond hands, we will triumph. Oh, he's from Palestine. Over the annoying money people.

Wow. I don't know if he is from Palestine. He might be. Would that change your opinion? Yeah, I wanna sell it all. I don't know what to do with those. No, I like him, it's a good company. We'll see.

Chud Bronson for Too Canadian. Late and fat, I am veto, oink oink. Don't laugh at all of them. It's a good company. We'll see. Chud Bronson for Too Canadian. Late and fat, I am Vito Oinkoink. Don't laugh at all of them. It's always funny. Clever username for Too. I want to see an MTV Cribs of Vito's home. My house would be condemned by the city if we do that. So no. Slickford for five. TDS lore question. Is Mr. Fancy Pants Sean's brother or are they two different people? It's a different guy. Maxwell21 for 17 American dollars Wow Vito it's your boy Prime I assume you're pumped for Funko fusion I can't wait to see you stream yourself playing it what's that I have

no idea apparently there's going to be a Funko pop video game and I do not know it is not cool that's why they're cool the Funkos are cool yeah they're great they're awesome I mean the Deadpool one was cool they're cool Yeah they're great. They're awesome. I mean. The Deadpool one was cool. They're cool when they're not like human beings. Oh. Like. The black eyes look weird. Oh. When they don't have the, but when it's like a monster, it almost like, it kind of looks like it fits. But they're. I think they're cool. They're really cheap. I think they're all cool. all cool. Bring down Sergeant fucking Dick Slaughter or Fred Slaughter. Yeah, he looks cool. Very cool. Call him Care for five.

Vito, you silly Billy, you blocked me on Twitter for calling you a team guy. Now I'll never know when Superkiller comes out. Send me a message at the BPITU to unblock you and I will do so. I have a, I think I have a audio thing for Team Guy Vito. Hold on. Cause you're blocking people who call you a team guy now, right? Only if they do it in a really annoying way.

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There, now I have it. Beetle, the gay team guy! See, my game can't actually play it. Beetle, the fat team guy! Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat Gamergate never happened! Sweet old location guy Brought to you by Sweet Baby Incorporated Carrying out Amita Sarkeesian's agenda since 2019 The tag ruins it. You gotta pull the tag out. Nah, the tag's the best part. I appreciate the effort that went into that. And apparently you want us to talk about this DEI shit forever.

Yeah, cause it's so annoying that you're moving the goalposts and equivocating and all these things. It's obviously happening. It's so obviously happening. I agree. You're right. Criticizing Israel, illegal. No, I'm on the same side.

How do all these black lesbians get a game? I'm on the same side. Guys, it's simply hiring. I'm so sick. It has nothing to do with money. When has money ever mattered? Goal. I hate when Black Rock shows up and they go, you have to give Lara Croft a penis or we're gonna take $10,000 away

Ten million ten. I'm not a thousand if you do not give Lara Croft a penis. We're not giving you this ten million dollars Yeah, that's what happens. You got to make all these poke. Thank you. It doesn't the only way trans Why does all the Pokemon the only way you're gonna be make trans people happy is of all the Pokemon characters are ugly No, they don't think you can way trans people- So why does all the Pokemon look like- The only way you're gonna be- make trans people happy is if all the Pokemon characters are ugly. No, they don't think you can make trans people happy. Okay. No one thinks that. I think- I would hope some people think that. No one gives a fuck how trans people feel. It's all white liberals like you that are dumping money and votes into retarded shit. I agree. You're right.

I am right. We're the worst. Who's we? Me and the rest of the white liberals that voted up the anti-Semitism bill. Oh wait, that was the GOP thing, didn't they? What are you talking about? Talking about that this team guy shit,

it's bad on both sides, man. Wait, you... So because Republicans are financed by Israel, this team guy shit it's bad on both sides man. Wait you- Hahahaha So because Republicans are financed by Israel you think you're not what a team guy? I don't think I'm a team guy. I think I agree with you. So just- Oh yeah they did Republicans did love Israel so I'm fine. I'm gonna say this to you guys is if you look at a guy like me a guy who more often than not is willing to say,

you're right, liberals are fucking up. And they're making a lot of bad decisions. And they're ruining a lot of different things. And you're going to say, I'm the example of the team guy. Pied Piper. Hey guys, I agree with everyone. And we all love Israel, right? Not one of these guys who comes out and they go,

yeah, I vote for, I don't who like, you know, comes out and they go, Yeah, you know, I vote for, uh... I don't know. Are you drawing a way out? Are you drawing an exit to this bullshit argument you're making? Look at this super killer campaign here. Ninety-five... Another hundred dollars on the board! I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

There we go. I feel better. Look. You guys better pick better guys to call team guys, is all I'm gonna say. You are the most teamist guy. I'm the least'm gonna say. You are the most teamist guy. I'm the least teamist guy. You're the most teamist guy that's ever been. What are you talking about? Because it's only when it affects you. When it comes to, when it's like game journalism and like defending and giving Riley's fucking

papers over to Mark Brooks. And you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it. But when it's stuff that doesn't affect you, like, hey, we all hate trans people, right? Yeah, me too. It's like, oh yeah yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm sure sure you do. Wow. Yeah, that's that's me. Uh-huh We all hate trans people. It's easy. Oh, yeah. It's fucking crazy. I changed my gender and my driver's license. It's fucking crazy. Yeah I think the the sports issue is an interesting one. Why is it interesting? Fuck women. Fuck women's sports. People always go, they go,

I like how effortlessly Dick destroyed Vito. I just get tired, man. I'm just like, I cannot process the amount of shit being thrown at me at one point in time. I don't even know what I'm answering at this point. I'm the ultimate team guy. Team point. I'm the ultimate team guy. Team guy. I'm the ultimate team guy because I get it right on the easy stuff.

Like, trans stuff. Okay. But when it comes to what really matters, like, video games is apparently a crucial issue. Yeah, video games it is. Video games is a crucial societal issue. Yeah. That's the most important thing. Video games is way more important than trans shit.

What do you think it's not? I don't know. Who gives a fuck about trans shit? Oh wow, girls college fucking swimming is gonna get really all fucked up. Meanwhile video games are bigger than Hollywood. I know, I'm a team guy. I'll answer that one. Cause I don't know what's going on, I don't even know what's being leveled at me. Okay? Team guy. I'm a team guy. Team guy. Okay. And I'm a team guy because on some occasions I agree with liberal policies and beliefs. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. So I have to- When it's retarded to do so. When it's retarded to do so. When it's retarded, yeah. Got it. Fair enough. You can agree with some of it. I agree with some of it. But when it's like, what are you talking about? Of course there-

I want abortions. Of course it's the money. How's that? Is that a team guy thing? Is that easy? I mean you want third trimester abortions. I don't have to have third trimester abortions. I'm just saying everybody can call the fuck down. There should not be any third trimester abortions. Sure. No third trimester. I'll meet you there. I'll meet you there 100%. No, you'll meet in the first trimester. I'll meet in the first trimester. Yeah, okay. Maybe two weeks into the second How's that? Okay, that's fine. All right And if it's a rape baby or if we scare its brain and it's you know, gotta come out Republican Let me just kill it kill it. Yeah, it's kidding. Let's see

Slave and cholera for two women who would rather run into a bear than a random man. Can waitress fall asleep? I missed that whole discourse. I heard what was going on, but. Ken for five, I used to believe Salvo pancakes about Vito being a PDF file. Thanks Mike for showing everyone the truth

about how nice he is. Oh, Mike Redbar. Yeah, Mike Redbar said some- I love Redbar. I've always been, I love Redbar. Redbar said some very nice things about us. He wants to be friends. Then we're friends.

Does Salvo Pancakes say him a PDF file? I don't have a problem with Salvo Pancakes. He would never say that. Salvo? I'm sure he would. Alex for five, speaking of Vito's comedy, Vito, don't tell your Dave and Buster's joke anymore. Dave Chappelle had the same joke about Anthony Bourdain and it's better.

I do, I did hear Dave Chappelle's joke. Dave Chappelle's joke is Anthony Bourdain had the best life and he killed himself. I think the Dave and Buster's thing still works. I don't know. Maybe there's a way I can... Anthony Bourdain didn't have a great life though. And also Anthony Bourdain didn't kill himself. He committed autohorotic asphyxiation and he just got too carried away while he was jerking off in a closet in Milan. That's different. Yeah, it's different. He didn't mean to kill himself. He's just like, Oh, yeah! And they reported, he was, oh, he was so sad. No, he wasn't. He had a great meal, then he went up to his hotel room. And tied a rope around his fucking neck, and he died

while jerking off, and they always have to report it as, oh, you know, he was so sad. No. Yeah, you're right. He was definitely just jerking off. It's like the Robin Williams thing. They say, like, he killed himself, but he was probably jerking off. It's like the Robin Williams thing And they say like he killed himself, but yeah, he was probably jerking off Well now he had like a debilitating like injury like yeah, yeah, he had like a horrible disease Yeah, you're like him less and less like able to function. It's like oh well He was a clown, but he was hurting inside no he was hurting outside Yeah, he had like an actual like a mental like the Mick Barney's deterioration or some shit Yeah, I do think that Anthony Bourdain is one of those things that everybody goes like a mental brain deterioration or some shit. Yeah.

I do think that Anthony Bourdain is one of those things that everybody goes, what a tragedy. And I go, no, I'm pretty sure he's jerking off. You know, most like so many suicides are guys jerking off. Really? Yeah, but the family- You can jerk off so much you kill yourself?

No, it's that you gotta, you know- I've been jerking off wrong this whole time. You're not strangling yourself. A lot of these guys, they love to tie a cord around their neck and have a good time. And then they die and the families go, well, you know, our teenage son was a tortured soul or maybe he was bullied at school.

They don't want to say, you know, also he had a plastic bag over his fucking head. You come that hard? And a bunch of My Little Pony porn that he was looking at on a tablet. Through a plastic bag? I say you get so excited that you're gasping for air, you know, as you're jerking off, you're gasping and losing air. And then, you know, it supposedly makes the orgasm more pleasurable.

But then the families, they can't- How much better do you need an orgasm to be? That's what I always say! I go, orgasms are pretty great. I never understand these guys who need all sorts of contraptions and poppers and whatever the fuck else. Just jerk the fuck off. It pretty great. I never understand these guys who need all sorts of contraptions and poppers and whatever the fuck else. Just jerk the fuck off. It feels great. But I guess for some guys, probably dribblers, they go, I need a little something more.

Like Anthony Bourdain did. He lived on the edge. Wasn't that the name of his show? Was it like On the Edge with Anthony Bourdain? Edging. Edging with Anthony Bourdain. Anthony Bourdain. It was a reference to the fact that he would like to gasp his way to a fantastic orc. Edging with a bag on your head. That was the original show. That was the title.

How about we call it Anthony Bourdain Abroad. Yeah, abroad on my tablet as I put a plastic bag on my head. And he, the pitch-dock, it was him with an overalls, like a construction worker. Working on myself. I'm just saying, a lot of these supposedly tragic teen suicides are just kids who got horned up and put a bag over their heads. That's it. Probably a lot of the trans suicides too, I would imagine. Okay.

Probably not 41% is suicide. Oh, that's interesting. Probably a lot of them are gasping their way to orgasm and they just fuck it up. And you go, I can't believe my kid was bullied into killing themselves with their dick in their hands okay I'm not joking like it legitimately they say that's the thing that happens all right yeah all right let's see oklovich for five he does the George RR Martin of biggest problem the universe in that super killer is never coming out not the obvious morbid obesity and TBF dick is an alcoholic yeah

TBF for five knowing DM is locked in a small room once a week with vetoes Bo for the show makes him a saint I can't believe he hasn't offed himself with vetoes stink lines I got the six think today I put on some extra deodorant cuz I was a little worried we draw stink lines let's not draw anything how about we don't need to draw things on this show? Dan and Heidi for five, Vito, block me because I shared the Deadpool 3 trailer, tagged him, and said, tic tic, unblock me.

Send a message to at the biggest pro, or at tbibtu, or whatever the fuck, on Twitter, and I will unblock you. Tic toc, Vito. Geeks for five, I'm going to block you next. Just think about the pallbearers, Vitz me boy. Though I guess renting a forklift to carry your casket will also be an option. Just cremate me. There's more to go around. Shitlips for ten. Maddox is watching and I hope he knows this week it's him that eats shit.

Yeah. I wonder if Maddox watches this. Yes, he watches everything I do. There's no way he can sit through four hours of this. Oh yeah. He'd be furious. He sat through five years of everything. Well, he must be furious knowing that he could be fundraising his new book. But instead, we are fundraising Superkiller, which is now hit $90,850.

That's like $1,000 we spent on the show tonight. Can you believe it? Celebrate good times! Come on! The Indie Comics sensation that is sweeping the globe! It's super killer! Almost at 91,000, what a fantastic close out to the successful Indie Comics campaign. Thanks to everybody for supporting it

and you will be greatly rewarded. Count for five, Veto should consider legal action over Salvo Pancake's slander. Thanks Mike Redbar for showing everyone the truth about what a cutie Vito is. Thanks Vito. Wow, what is Salvo Pancake saying about me? I've missed out on all this drama. G-Refi, Dick, what do you think about Vito offering to Docs Riley to Mark Brooks? I was just trying to nail down what Mark Brooks was specifically

asking me for. What information he thought I had. There is no universe in which, if I had Riley's legal name that I would provide it to a man who was trying to take legal action against him, that would be pretty fucked up. MattRfor5, Keem obsessed for a year making Maddox-like videos about PKA's Woody's 12 year old special needs son. Wait, is that true? Who did? Keemstar made videos about Woody's 12 year old special needs son. Wait, what? He's saying Keem for a year was making Maddox style videos about Woody from PKA's 12 year old special needs son.

I think I remember hearing something about some drama like that. I think that was years ago. That's true. That's all I'm gonna talk about when I go on Low Cal next week. Next time you go on, yeah, PKA or Low Cal, ask them. That, that's all I'm gonna talk about when I go on Low Cal next week. Next time you go on, yeah, PK or Low Cal, ask them. That's the only thing I'm gonna talk about. Are you going on with Keem? Is did Keemstar, I mean, probably not, did Keemstar make videos about- Videos.

A 12 year old child. About a 12 year old special needs kid. That would be bad, that would be bad. Austin, for Five, Vito, if I paid for gym membership at a gym trainer at the gym of your choice, would you workout twice a week for three months? He would say he would. I don't want the personal trainer though.

Why? If you wanna pay for my gym membership, I'll just go myself. Nah, you need a personal trainer. I don't like being near people. Yeah, but you need one. You know how I don't like you guys encouraging me and supporting me,

because it makes me uncomfortable? What if he was a famous comedian? Like if he was at Skankfest? Well, I wanted to get Ethan Supply to, Ethan Supply follows me on Twitter. You know that guy, right? No. The big fat guy from All Rants.

I don't know. The big fat guy from My Name is Earl. Oh, Donkey Lips. No, that's a different fat guy. Different guy, OK. Yeah, I know who that is. But Ethan Supply. And then he famously is now like a gym guy. Oh, he lostips. No, that's a different fat guy. Different guy, okay. Yeah, I know who that is. But Ethan Suplee, and then he famously is now like a gym guy. Oh, he lost all that weight.

He lost all that weight and he's like totally buff, right? And he follows me on Twitter, and I send him a message, and I'm like, wow, I can't believe you're following me on Twitter. Did he offer to train you? No, but my idea in my head was a great pitch would be Ethan Suplee's From Zero to Hero. Vito the K2 guy. No, play Project Vito. No, not that. We got too many fucking things on the board. No, I remember. I was like, what if I picture him a show where he takes a big fat guy, idiot like me. There you go. Man, I forgot the fucking problem. Side fight. Well, we got a lot of things to remember on this show.

Okay. If it's too pleased from Zero to Hero and I would be one of the first guys that he whips into shape. Man, just like lose the weight though. Not all this show shit. It's gotta be a show. No one gives a shit about a show.

It's literally a show. You literally put on a pirate fucking costume. And you cannot say this right now. You have turned it into a show. This is not the time to go, well,'s not a show you made it into a game show You made a pirate game show out of the whole fucking thing. So shut the fuck up. Obviously, it's a show Not if no one gives 50 dollars Last episode said well, of course, it's a show

There's a narrative arc and you're the hero's journey and now you're fucking just saying whatever to try and fuck with me All right Anything I do is the opposite of what you want to do. Well, cause it's like, you just want to be, have a, I'm amazing, I'm losing weight show. I'm not amazing, I'm not losing weight. That's the show. The show is, I'm a disappointment. Alright? Anyway. It doesn't look like there's even going to be a show. Shane G for 2 euros, as pedophiles go.

So, Terdry for 5, have you guys heard about Papa Tui hair care? It's a real hair care line by The Rock. It's real and his tagline is, my hair would have loved this. I have not heard about that. Maybe it'll help me out. Vito's Weiner for five says, I can't breathe.

Because I'm beating my dick too often. Brandon Swan for five, great show, please go to Skankfest Dick Masterson, you're too good not to be What, because I'm beating my dick too often? Brandon Swan for five. Great show, please go to Skankfest Dick Masterson. You're too good not to be mainstream. Just go make fun of it. Vito Fett. That's not a bad idea.

We're just going as fans. I don't want to go to, I'm not a fan of Skankfest. So why would I go as a fan? Yeah, I mean, I talked, I think, who did you talk to about this? No one? Oh, Sean? Was it Sean? I don't know What do you mean about not going to skankfest as fans?

Yeah, I just I I retold the conversation on my show and Sean was like yeah, why would you go to that? I wouldn't say we're going as fans. What would you say? What would you say you're going as? Not fans I'm saying I'm not a fan of skankfest fair enough. So what I'm not going as. Oh man, I just like comedy. Not fans? I'm saying I'm not a fan of Skank Fest. So I'm not going as a fan pretending to be a fan. If we could get on a stage and record a show, would you want to go? No. A big comedy thing with like thousands of attendees,

and we could do a show in front of a bunch of people? What? All right. If we could go and have a show in front of thousands of people, would I go? Yeah. What is that? Okay, I don't know man. What are you asking?

I don't know what I'm asking. Well what are you asking? I could maybe do stand up there if I asked. You should do stand up there. I could work on my stand up, it wasn't that bad at Denny's thing. It was great. It killed. What are you talking about doing a show in front of thousands of people? I have no idea. Oh, okay. I'm just supposing. Black Angus Reviews for two. Goodwill hunting in space. Goodwill hunting sucks. It does, yeah. Weirdo lay for five. I need me some Iron Dome. There you go. That's what you tell an Israeli girl right before she

takes your pants off. Luke for ten. I'm selling biggest problem key chains on Etsy. I'm including bootleg super killer merch in every order I love the show fellas great. Thanks. Send me one. So Terdry for five man That AC is really fogging up vetoes glasses speaking of fog Goddamnit Let's see five bucks worth of fog? I'm not sure. Our good friend the H man says we're back. Hey my best friend Vito buddy you look fit and better. Hope you're less than 295. I wish you the best. Stop being gay. Thank you. Faddix for five. Hey Vito I'm down a hundred pounds in the last ten months.

How's your weight loss journey going? Well I'm not down a hundred pounds. Straturgery for five. imagine you go to Skankfest expecting to see a lot of skanks, but instead they chuck dicks in my ass. No one wants that, Vietts and Dicks. Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that. Anything goes for five.

Vietta, I need Riley's real name to write it on icing on his birthday cake, wink wink. I know you hold power over young Clipa. Yeah, I have all his information. First name is Fuck, His middle initial is Jay. And he loves jerking off with a plastic bag around his face. Tesso for five. This show is the biggest solution for giving the world a few hours break from vetoes and sessing and whining on Twitter about Magic the Gathering cards.

I'm gonna be that Grums guy for Magic the Gathering. I'm gonna save that game. You gonna make up death threats and pretend they're a big deal? Man, I don't know why we have to enter. Like, what is it about- Oh man, you really had grums and all right wing, you really had them. You had everybody, they were fucking up. And then you decided to pretend

that you thought you were getting death threats because you all wanna secretly be Jesus Christ. And you all fantasize all the time. And then a bunch of the dumbest people in the fucking world tell me, oh, we're just holding them to their rules. Well, that's retarded. Really, their rules are looking like total F slurs and everyone laughing at them? Is that what their rules are?

No, no, Dick, but we have to hold them to their rules. Do you have any experience talking to a crowd? If he said that to her. Then never tell me. If he said that to her, you can imagine. You can imagine. For those who don't know, a lady on stream made a joke where somebody on Twitter- Grums fucked up so bad. Well, because he's an idiot. What a fucking moron. I knew he was- I unfollowed him during COVID when he was like, I can do like, I can like clean masks and shit like with a laser beam. I was like, oh, go fuck yourself. You're like right on board with all this COVID shit. Fuck you. And then he was right on target with all this video game shit. And then I'm being, I'm having a death threat.

Someone's having a death, look at this death threat, everyone. Everyone look at my death threat. It's my fucking, look, it's my wedding. It's my death threat everyone. Everyone look at my death threat. It's my fucking- look it's my wedding It's my death threat wedding See like normally you get a death threat on Twitter, which I get all the time and I go Hey, look, this guy's an asshole and that's it and that he's turned it into a week of well I just don't understand why it's okay for the left to send me these death threats and other streamers are joking He said there's a bounty on my head. There's a actual bounty out to kill me. And I'm like, I think they're- So I made a bounty poster of me. Look at this, everyone.

Yeah, I don't get it. And they should, and FBI, you should take a look at my meme. So is it really a serious death threat that you're worried about, or is it a funny joke that you're making a wanted poster to mock? You have to pick one of those two lanes. Shut the fuck up, Gromz, you fucking idiot. You fucked up, because you fucking idiot you fucked up

As you have autism I have so many people stupid cocksucker I think the FBI is gonna he's somebody said like he's gonna sue her for a million dollars I'm like what in what world you live in Wow that's amazing You'd use the money to get your penis reattached Grums what she said for the way to embarrass us man way to embarrass everyone Grums way to embarrass everyone who supported I team is a fucking up way to way to embarrass Everyone who supports you and believe in what I'm gonna say Grums way to embarrass me way to embarrass fucking everybody Way to embarrass us you fucking idiot here

What is the most embarrassing part crying about death threats, if you have a problem with that stellar blade. So they're upset that stellar blade, their new video game. Censored. Is censored. Some of the costumes got changed so you see less cleavage. Jog shit.

It's bad. It's bad if. They took out hard R. Well, I don't know worried about that. That seems like it was inadvertent. But I'll agree. Yeah, but they took it out. Who cares?

That's different. It's not censorship. Should have put in more N words. Whatever, we'll go down. Sure. Yeah, but they took it out. Who cares? That's different. It's not censorship. You should have put in more N-words. Whatever, we'll go down. Sure. Put more N-words in the game. That's what everybody wants. I'll agree with you that if the costumes were censored by Sony, and I've talked about Sony

censorship and nobody cared until it was this game, because nobody cares about anime games getting censored, because nobody cares about the anime games. But, fine, you guys finally are taking Sony censorship seriously. I'm right there with you. So boycott the game but said Grum's goes so in order to show that we're upset about the censorship we all need to buy the game and then do a petition I'm like okay so Sony's gonna see that y'all bought the game anyway but there's a petition that they want

you want the sexy costumes back and they're gonna go well but they bought the game so why do we give a shit because gamers can't do a boycott because they want to play the game yeah they have to buy it it was like there's a famous video of a famous screenshot of modern warfare was doing something right and everybody was pissed about it so they made a steam group called boycott modern warfare 3 no matter what we will not buy modern warfare 3 because of what they have done. And then someone took a screenshot of the list of members.

If you're on Steam, it shows what game you're playing. And every member says, currently playing Modern Warfare 3. And you're like, yeah, you gotta actually put your money where your mouth is. You can't buy the thing and then go, oh, but we'll do a petition. And they'll pay attention to the petition

because they like us so much. No, Sony's not gonna change. You gotta find who the developers are and attack them. Individuals have to be pleased with them. Because Sony's just gonna keep doing this and they've been doing it for a long time. There's a new game coming out that they're censoring. You gotta find the jobs at studios

that are the least profitable. Like consultants, community managers, and go after them. That's... you have to find the weakest members... You gotta put some fear in them. Yeah, you have to hit them, the actual people. Not the company. You can't hit the company because it doesn't exist. You have to hit the people and make them afraid to say this shit. And then they say, they go back and say, well the community is just like revolting. I mean

they're all saying they really hate this hard R censorship. I can't even do my job because they're going nuts. Well they've stopped complaining about that and moved on to the costume thing. And also they're not gonna react. The only thing a company is really scared of is, hey, we're losing money. So when Grumz is going, guys, we all have to buy Stellar Blade to support it because it's anti-censorship.

And also I have a petition against it because it's pro-censorship. Buy my book. Buy my book. I'm like, bro, pick a lane, either boycott it or don't. You can't do both. The guys in fucking retail. It's the most stupid thing I've ever seen that gamers go,

the best way to boycott it is for all of us to buy it and support what it's doing. We support what it's doing, but we also hate it because it's censorship. I'm getting death threats. Which is it? There's a bounty out on my head, FBI. LJCloborino for two. Keep on trucking, fellas. Thank you.

Little truck emoji. Darknook for five. You should 100% go to Skankfest. Very much your crowd. I might go. It's not my crowd at all. Okay. Carter for five, I didn't see the special edition with the patch on Indiegogo. I bought cover B with a signature I pledged seven years ago. Thank you, Dick. Go fuck yourself. Special edition with the patch. Good luck. I don't know what patch you're talking about. Edgertar for ten. Veto, you crack me up. Oh, that's a nice comment. Thank you. Disciple of Dagon for 5 Australian gaseous veto.

Jupiter veto, always disrupting the Earth's gravitational pull. Okay. That one, that's what he's doing. H-Man for 2, fit veto, strong veto, always with the health tips for another two. Vito files more like the hog squad. Disciple of Dagon for two, don't cum tonight, Rich. I didn't plan to. Diamond G for 222, do not cum. Stone Cold Flee for two, Maddox thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

True. Is that true? No. Okay. Clap Trap to Destroyer for five, Fooly Cooly is the only good dub. I don't remember the dub, but it probably was good. Oklovitch for two, Dick if you like Shin-Chan, watch Ghost Stories. I'll try it. Clever username for five Australian, the best English dub was the UK Space Adventures Cobra dub because they

changed all the score with music by the Swiss band Yellow. I was gonna say I liked the original Akira dub, though the redub is apparently more accurate there's a couple things suddenly and then why he turns into like a bunch of goo that guy that is what happens Weinstein who you love oh yeah screw it up Lee convicted Weinstein yeah but he did screw up a couple of the what do you call it the Miyazaki movies that he was bringing over. Oh. And Princess Mononoke, a character famously says, oh, this tastes like donkey piss when donkeys did not exist in feudal Japan, so there's no way

a Japanese person would say that. That was a line added by the poor localization team. What'd she say? What'd they say originally? I don't know, this tastes like shit or something. This tastes like matzu. This tastes like matzu. They had a lot of matzu in feudal Japan. Tastes like... That's a little bit of anime trivia for you folks. Wow, that's crazy. Crazy. Junk Food King for two, if you've never seen Golden Boy, it's a must watch.

We tried watching that in our high school anime club and a librarian walked in and then they banned our anime club. So Watch it if you're an adult. Let's put it that way Sarah Gardner for 2 Australian the Japanese TV show monkey that dub was awesome Disciple of Dagon says Vito refresh the page. Let's take a look. I can't imagine an hour ago I can't imagine that we've gone up from there now. Oh, thanks. God. Thanks strong at $90,000 I can't imagine Can't imagine JJ for a big $35 guys super colors only $35 away from 90,000. I can't afford to help but someone get it over What you're doing is a good joke

Get us over 90 with his alert to the audience. Jake Herzberg for five oh sorry Jake Herzberg for 50 that's a good joke because he didn't actually donate 50 that's his message. Okay. Very clever. Doug Fredivise says I love Vito. Vito is sick with swine flu and then it's a bunch of pigs. Followed by the word fat Very good, very clever Mufonline for two says go to Skankfest We need to have a public poll

Cause everybody wants us there And then I found out it was in October or something Yeah it's not for a while so you got time to plan for it So why are you talking about it now? What do you mean? It's Vegas How long in advance do you need to plan for Vegas? I'm not saying we got a plan for it, but I'm just saying it's coming up and we should maybe think about getting involved.

But We're not involved. You're right. So that's not- We're not involved in any way. We could be. How? We could contact them and say hey, we notice you're doing- Hey, can we be a part of this? It's like comedians doing this like I'm not a comedian, but you know We have involved in this how many people are watching right now to be clear. I don't know is wanting 1300 people watching live. This is one of the top 100 super chatted Programs on every YouTube on Friday. I'm not a comedian

How do I stand up? I mean what is Dave, what is that guy, Dave Smith? Is he on Legion of Skanks? I don't get up and lecture people about like freedom and then expect people to applaud like I'm a right-wing Hannah Gadsby. Is that what I have to do? Hey everybody, freedom right? Wait for applause. Do whatever you want to do. I think the best way to do it is to park with my wife and kids and then I wait for more applause. I think every episode one or two. I saw homeless guy so I called the cops. This is a great

bit. Thank you, thank you, thank you. So anyway, freedom everybody right? Is this your bit? Is this your stand up? The right wing Hannah Gatsby? Dave Smith? Every show I want you to do five minutes about one of the people on the Skankfest lineup. No, just Dave Smith. Hey guys, you should read books. I read books. You guys read any books? Here's a book you should read about freedom. Alright, alright. Holy fucking shit. I get it. You don't want to go to Skankfest. I've read an amazing book. You guys ever do that? You know, a lot of our fans are going to be there. Sometimes I read from right to left, right? We could do a fan meetup, we could have fun, we could do it, you know, like people, that's the other thing is people come into

town for the things, they're all there already, you know, we can organize the thing, but I know it's beneath you. Maybe I'll go, own biggest problem half of biggest problem you should that's funny that's funny only meet veto yeah meet veto meet veto and I'll sign up veto I'll sign copies of pre-pass maybe super killer will be out by then hopefully let's help Riley and friends for two I bought super killer earlier in Shalom thank you Riley sensible take on the whole Israel Palestine okay all right I got it I know Let's hope. Riley and Friends for two, I bought Superkiller earlier, inshallah. Thank you, Riley. There's a sensible take on the whole Israel-Palestine thing. Okay, alright, I got it.

I know. Disciple of Dagon for two, Australian Richard, I'm sorry. Is that a joke? You feel that way. See Vila for five. What a funny show this week, I expect. Nothing for Vito and I'm looking forward to Superkiller, which is late but justifiable. There we go.

Butz Grenois for five, I finally back to your gay comic make it good. Swood, I definitely will Butts. Thank you for banging it. Swood Poodle for five. Vito, I'll buy the hundred dollar Indiegogo super killer package if you can get Dick's live reaction to the promo art I sent you last night. What promo art did you send? I don't know. Promo art? Look at it. Did you send it on Twitter? Promo art. Promo? Promo? Well if you're still listening to the show, send me a message on Twitter. I like reading Voltaire. It's not the... How about Adam Smith, Wealth of Nations? Hold on, it might be this person. Real quick. Where is it? I did get a message from a fan, but I don't think I can show it on the show.

Show me. Yeah, that's what I'm looking for. Who the fuck is their name? This person sends me a lot of messages. Swood poodle? But I don't think it's swood poodle who sent it. Okay. Here's Mark Brooks saying,

I can't believe you won't help me be safe at comic Conventions okay fuck you mark Brooks fucking idiot. I mean it's a fuck yourself. It's a bit much It's a bit much where the fuck all my comments not loaning Ask if you go to if you go to a comic convention ask mark Brooks to sign your thing No, I can't guys ask get it out of here get the fuck out of here get out of here he wrote biggest problem in his buttcheeks and then put a dildo between his legs that says the biggest problem I don't wanna see it just fucking get rid of it well I just want you to know that this is what our fans are doing

I've already seen it I've already fucking seen itood Poodle. I'm not a fan of it. He put on a little pink dress, it says, the biggest problem below the dildo, and then one ass cheek says the, and the other ass cheek says universe. David Smith is all is for this. And I don't know if that's what they were talking about. I read a book one time. I read a book one time that was... I'm just saying, you know, some of our fans are very supportive. Veto the wig for two. We need bald dick back.

Wet shaggy dog dick is a no. I don't think that was Sue Poodle who sent that, but maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure. You just showing me gay guys sending you pictures? Gay guys? That might be a trans individual. I'm not sure. Oh, yeah.

Junk food, king for five, white savior Veto, king of the black people Veto, always with the hot backhanded racism tips You know the wake for two nor flannel tease veto everyone already knows I don't know what that means do people not want me to wear the flannel. They want you to wear it I want the flannel. Tamungo for five Canadian. Yar. What's the Pirates favorite letter P for pedo free content? The intro song sucks so freaking much. Please change it back. Send me another one! You guys gotta send in a new one! We gotta change them out!

Intro song! Disciple of Dagon for two. Vito, I bought your comic. Wear a Tifa outfit live. Don't do that. I should wear something to the Superkiller release party. Tesso for five. Oy vey Vito. Shut it down Vito. Always with the drop stream tips. Okay. Beach Hook for five. 90 count. His gay comic that'll never be finished and he still can't drops the stream tips. Okay Beach Hook for five 90 count is gay comic that'll never be finished and he still can't keep a

stream up. Okay well it's not my fucking fault it's your internet. Just Eyebond for five Australian diversity across film and other media is good diversity within every piece of media makes it shit I agree. Johnny Rockets for five shut up racist Vito saves black eye Vito's Winston is not coming back. We'll see. LJ Clapperino for five 14 more issues a super killer super killer forever a hundred year super killer It's raining money. It's raining money Wow. Thank you all J. Clapperino Dean shock for two Thanks for the laughs mark he day nah for two dick is jailed for anti-semitism all bail him out What would be the point they're not gonna get bail? Well, the Jews will get bail. I'm doing it again.

It's gonna be really high. It's gonna have a 90% loan on top of it. Oh, we couldn't possibly let him out for anything less than 90,000. Justin Brodick for two, lazy veto, never finished the comic, veto, oink, oink. Absolutely. Pigeon for five, come from the year 2040, Superkiller 2 just dropped. Wow. Worth the wait. It's a compliment. June is for five, 84 days till Deadpool 3.

I hope Superkiller comes out before. Oh, you better go, man. We're racing against the clock. Mr. Scurvy for 567, the dub of Punch Man is significantly better than the sub because the voice actor can impart a lot of subtle humor that is lost in the sub. I don't know what that means.

You watched One Punch Man? Yeah. You like Man? Yeah. You like it? Yeah. First season was good, second season drops. Stupid. Second season was trash. So Dan Harmon is writing the,

I think we talked about that, is writing the movie. NecroC for five, Mr. Abstruse recently went to the doctor and tested positive for being very straight. No way, I don't believe you. The biggest problem community wishes him a very slow recovery. Pineapple man for five, imagine if I made a fan fiction where as my friend Bag of Schmidt was playing guitar

in the Sonic universe, wouldn't that be crazy? Knuckles there too. Okay. I gotta watch that new Knuckles TV show. I'm waiting for Chris Chan's exciting review. What? There's a Knuckles show. Like Knuckles from Sonic. The Echidna?

No, the other one. Is he black? I mean, yeah, right? It was Idris Elba. I don't know. Idris Elba did his voice in the movie. I assume it's not him in the show. Sonic 2's the movie sucked though.

I didn't see Sonic 2. No. It looked terrible. I didn't think Sonic 1 was that great, but it was okay. It was okay. Clearly it was done on a budget. Cyphers and Suckdiss for 20, you two are not taking the thank you for not killing yourself seriously.

I need you two to succeed so I continue indulging in sin and point to the both of you and say I don't have a problem. Inshallah, I love fetuses. Inshallah. Inshallah. And Inshallah to you. Cyphers and Suckdiss for two, also what did I miss for another two? The next Super Cheddar is gay. Vito, I love you. SifronSucktis for two. Also, what did I miss for another two? The next Super Chatter is gay.

Vito, I love you. Who's gay? It's DiamondG for two, who says the last Super Chatter is gayer. Wow. A little bit of a room here, too. Coo for five. I condemn these transphobic remarks made against Trixie, the artist formerly known as Digibro.

Hopefully, Mark Brooks regrets his transgression. Mark Brooks is very transphobic. Mark Brooks went too far with a dead naming Trixie the Golden Witch. He was very aggressive about it. Like weirdly boomery like, well you can't stop me, so what should I call you? What do you want to be called then? I guess that was... He was really aggressive. I guess... oh okay, Fruit Snack who sent us the picture of the but buttocks in the dildo says I have purchased the $100 super killer package as a reward because I've showed you of course their pornographic

Detailings, let's take a look at the board and I don't see a hundred bucks showing up. So stop buying this shit You're never gonna get it. We'll refresh it in a second and we'll see where it goes gonna get it. We'll refresh it in a second and we'll see where it goes. Stop saying that. It's never coming out. How good could it be? I mean it would be pretty funny if it never came out. How fucking good could a comic be? Manny Muskets for two. Tell Lewis to book me on Skank Fest. Now he's a comedian, Manny Muskets. Okay. He's funny. But I'm not. Nah, not like Manny Muskets, no. Manny's doing a lot more stand-up than me, I'll admit that. He's going up all the time, right? Well he's actually, yeah but he's doing a lot more stand-up than me. I'll admit that he's going up all the time, right? Well, he's actually yeah, but he's like actually doing stand-up. You're not I'm not saying I am you're kind of implying it though You said more than me. I

Did you're not at all though, I did it a week ago. Yeah, it went pretty good. It went great I'm not I'm saying I'm not terrible at it. I could be way worse at it. I think, I do think you should go to Skankfest. Yeah, I don't know. I think you want to be a standup and like be like a mover and shaker. I think, well. I don't.

The thing about, I do, I do stand up weird. My standup is weird. Man, I would, I would rather eat lava than listen to a comedian talk about their own stand up. I think that's part of it too. That's fair. Like I just wish, as soon as a comedian starts talking about their own stand up, I wish a guy,

a black guy would come and shoot me in the back of the head. Okay. Or any race, actually. So you don't like- Well my standup is like, and I'm like, man, I wish a fucking guy would shoot me in the head right now. The thing about my standup is-

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I, I'm surprised you were even listening. It's hard to not talk about it. You know, comedians self-analyze, we have to overanalyze. That's how well the comedy comes out of. It's hard not to just jack off right in everyone's face, not talk about it. The comedian's self-analyzed. We have to overanalyze. That's how the comment comes out of it. It's hard not to just jack off right in everyone's face, but people do it. Well, maybe you can tell people about,

when I'm up on the stage and someone shouts out, police officer, my instinct is, sometimes I'll do a Brooklyn kind of cop, like, hey, you can't just jaywalk here, right? But then sometimes I have this other cop character. You can talk about all your improv stuff. you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know imagine When I see a beach ball, you know, you might just see a regular beach ball to me Maybe like a giant eyeball, you know, and I'm like a Cyclops creature, you know, I'll just play around with that on the stage

You guys can't go like I used to have a bit where I said And it is my bit. I don't want to burn material, but I can with you guys, right? So anyway. What I used to do is I would go on Dr. Phil and pretend to be cool. And then I wasn't able to do that character anymore for some reason.

All right. Maddie, we'll get you on Skank Fest. I don't have a connection to, look, I don't even think, maybe Lewis does follow me. But I haven't sent him a to, look, I don't even think, maybe Lewis does follow me, but I haven't sent him a message follow up. I should send a message saying can I- They don't give a fuck about you being at Skankfest? Yeah, they'd probably give me a ticket,

but I'm not, I'm saying to Manny- Get a free ticket. I'm saying I can't go, oh, by the way, can you book Manny Mascotts on Skankfest? I'm saying I don't think it's gonna work. That I think you could do. Maybe. I'm not really like, I don't talk to these guys

I like these guys. Dude that that's funny. Why doesn't he just doesn't he he would have a better way to reach him than I do I would think doing being in the stand-up community probably know someone who's closer to him than I am Never willing to try for other people. Manny do you? Never willing to try for somebody else. If I was friends with Luis J Gomez on some deeper level I could understand asking me to go don't even risk it hey by the way you should have talked to this guy many months do it Manny I'll do it do it I don't talk to Luis J Gomez I don't like we're not you know I'm not friendly it's not that I'm not my buddy Manny wants to do a bit it's gang I'm not gonna be the guy who doesn't read books like Dave Smith. He's not the expert of politics and is real, but he tells jokes. I'll say this, I'll help Manny this way,

if someone is in contact with Luce Gomez, or someone else at Skank Fest, it's gonna be rough. Maybe tell them about the great Manny Muskets, who we support deeply. Disciple of Dagon for two, it's not veto-ver until I say it is Richard. It's not veto-verb. Cyphers and Suck this for five veto-dudes. You apologized Mr. Riley for being so ready to sell his name out I'm late to the stream. You guys never understand what I'm doing. I'm playing I'm playing 4D chess You guys are playing fucking plastic checkers. Jared for two I love the hey Siri bit cuz I don't own one. Yeah. Coo for two, Vito anime subbed or dubbed? It really depends. Most of the time subbed. But occasionally a dub is good.

I think I've been listening to My Hero Academia. I've been putting that on. It's okay. Some people really like it. Cyphers and Suck this for ten. I'm not doing these Hey Siri jokes. Hey Siri, my smoke alarm reactor is glowing blue. Is that good? I suck cocks so much I'm gonna suck so many at foie.

I'm gay, abtruse, I'm committed to the bit. There we go. Cyphers and Suck This for another two, it says undo last Super Chan. Do the John for five says do Redbar. What do you mean? I mean, maybe next show, we should watch this Redbar video. It's pretty good.

He's already three and a half hours. He said really nice things about us. We'll see how much time we have. Steve for five, you should support my IndieComic. It's as good as it can get though. It follows a very relatable character. It's called Vito Stitz. So big and floppy. Shut up. JunkfoodKing for two, thank you for playing my Veto Team Guy song. You're not welcome.

Sniper the Suck this for ten, Veto I'm eating a whole thing of Chester fries right now. What's the worst thing you ate this week? I had a quesadilla one night. Oh, bullshit, that was the worst thing you ate this week. Oh no, it was after I did a Josh Denny show. We went to some taco thing. What'd you eat? We got like a taco platter for the table. What'd you eat? He got like a we got like a taco platter for the table

What'd you eat? three tacos off the taco platter and a Another taco thing for tacos for tacos. What's a taco thing? It was like a special taco with like extra shit on it like cheese for tacos. That's the worst thing you made this week I mean, yeah, I Don't think I ate anything else crazy Like cheese. Poor tacos? That's the worst thing you ate this week? I mean, yeah. I don't think I ate anything else crazy. I've been sick all week.

I made a big pot of chicken soup. Oh, yeah, OK. I've been eating chicken soup. I made homemade chicken soup. It's pretty good. OK. I might have lost weight, but we're not going to find out, because nobody has paid for Veto Loses.

So that's not happening, thank god. Oh, good. Coup for two. Congrats to Nick Fuentes for getting reinstated. so that's not happening thank God. Ah good. Coup for two. Congrats to Nick Fuentes for getting reinstated. I got a prize so I'm glad you don't get to see it. Boba the Cyclon for five. Veto can't pronounce my name under like unlike Maddox who got it right when I super chatted

him. Boba the Cylon? Okay cool name dude. That is cool. Yeah awesome. Like Boba Fett from Star Wars, but the Cylons from Battlestar Galactica. Yeah, but you're making a comic, and you're selling it for it.

Why don't you call it Boba the Cylon from Eternia, because then you get a little He-Man in there. You're so jealous, because you're- The Klingon god. You're making a comic that you're charging an insane amount with lunchboxes for fans who would say super killer shit. with lunchboxes for like fans who would say super killer shit. You would love if people were doing like super killer references 20 years from now.

But you mock it. You're gonna get... You mock it though! Shut the fuck up. With your super killer comic, not only will every first edition comic be marked with an official Superkiller holofoil stamp that identifies it as a first edition, you get that CGC graded, you're in the money, you're also going to get a campaign exclusive pack of trading cards and I can announce now a very exciting addition to the trading card pack. Each pack will contain one holofoil card that you will be one of the only, there will only be 150 of each holofoil card that you will be one of the only there will only be a hundred and fifty of each holofoil card maybe even less maybe even less depending on

what happens and there may be there may be there may be other rare variants inserted in the packs I haven't decided yet I have to check with my suppliers but at the very least you'll receive one limited edition holofoil super killer card actually are the fucking same. They're 100% the same guy. And 10 years from now, someone's gonna go, you have a first edition HoloFoil Super Killer card? I will trade you this Rolls Royce convertible.

Yeah, you're gonna have little puppets that go on your finger and it's a guy with arms. It's a first edition, Super Killer hand puppets. And the mouth goes, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. Are you gonna have that? I know how to save indie comics man, I Don't even think you should put it out at this point

You are you I won't even say you had so much time Yeah, you just wasted it. I didn't waste it. We're wrapping it up. It's gonna be great It's gonna be so great. It's gonna be so great. Don's way too late. It's gonna be so great. It's way too late. Don't forget, right now at superkiller.org, you can get in. This is the end of the campaign. We're up to $90,885, another $35. That's another copy of the Comic Hasbro purchase.

Now we never have to hear about this shit again. Never have to hear about it again, guys. If we hit 91,000, I will never talk about Superkiller again. Do not hit 91,000. I'm not joking. Ever again, I promise, there's no way. Cyphers and Suckdas for five says the guy complaining about his name being pronounced is a loser. Very pathetic and sad. Honestly, don't correct it and tell him to F himself.

Steve for two, what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? And he follows it up with another two saying, I madey. That's good, okay. There we go. Yeah. Bbobh Klaiblin for five says Cypherson Suckness is gay I just wanted to point out Maddox is better at reading. Mm-hmm. Very good reader. Cypherson for ten I have more disregard to my money I don't have a problem I'm winning this guy is losing you I'm very straight you should pronounce that losers name worse. Well he paid ten bucks so now I'm gonna pronounce his name terribly. Buster rhymes for 20,000 stupid dollars. First time hearing Redbar. That boomer's mega boring. I like his explodey sound effect. It makes me laugh

every time. We got to get that broken. No, it's better than that. It's better than that fucking sound effect. Cybersuggest for two says, fuck Redbar, we hate Redbar here. No, no. We're apparently friends with Redbar now. except for his cunt of a co-host who made fun of my beard oh and that we're good who is that I don't know her name oh it's a woman it's a woman yeah he has a woman cause she started making fun of my facial hair cuz my mustache doesn't connect to my beard yeah and I was like I'm gonna break your fucking neck you little no I won't ah let's see Two socks calzini for five hey guys five bucks to play the veto the team guy song that song is amazing

Favorite part is when it switches from gay to fat great job save it. It's too long And we're not gonna play it stop looking for it Shit I actually don't know where it is. No, go. VEEDLE THE GAY TEAM GUY VEEDLE THE GAY TEAM GUY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY VEEDLE THE GAY TEAM GUY D.I. RULES D.I. RULES VEEDLE THE GAY TEAM GUY

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David Woods disabled son when the kid died he made even worse videos about their death I didn't know what he had a dead kid and if Keemstar made videos about it that's pretty fun send me that over email LJCloboreno for five yeah bring it up on lolcow LJCloboreno for five don't get too rich and famous Vito the tiny hats will get you then suddenly depression and unalive yourself if you don't play ball and they're gonna make me a put on a dress and suck dick is one of the cat Williams been saying cool for five please talk about null talking about the dick racket podcast. They're making me do this. Pigeon for five I mean are we ever gonna get that in null clip maybe next episode shameless

super killer plug from Pigeon. Cyverson for five we love Cunny here I don't know what that is Koof likes it ask him. Jared for two Vito I will do anything for an FLCL video anything that will not get any views. That show's like 20 years old. Cybersyn for five, I'm an enjoyer of them or a double F, I don't care. Anyone saying it's too big or too small is an F, we love them here. Tosh Hosh for two, great show tonight. Joe Ray for five, it's pronounced Schadenfreude. Say it with me, Schadenfreude.

What did I say? Schadenfreude? You said a bunch of nonsense because you didn't actually know. Schadenfreude. What did I say? Schadenfreude? You said a bunch of nonsense, because you didn't actually know. Schadenfreude. You're pretending like you know. I know it's not Schadenfreude. Snipers, and suck this for 50. If Diamond G tricked me to double Vito's booty,

tell him to F himself. Vito, please tell me what the fuck you ate today. I don't care if this is for the bit. I just want the pirate voice. F you, Diamond G. Ah! Do you want the pirate voice? What did you have to eat today? I had a cheeseburger and onion rings. How big was the cheeseburger? It was a double cheeseburger. How big was the single? Let's start there. I mean it was probably a half. The single was the size of a hubcap. It was probably a half pound cheeseburger. A half pound of cheese. And then how big was the burger? It was one slice of cheese? It was one slice of cheese that was the size of Wisconsin one

And then I was on a meat of American cheese from my fridge one size my own and your fridge is the world I really understand you open that you have a label above the door. That's what I have some onion rings Because I'm sick and I'm just gonna eat whatever. You eat onion rings while you're sick! Whilst you're sick! Are you fucking serious? I was like, whatever I feel like I can keep down. What day do you not- oh, I gotta keep it down, I'm sick. I better eat some onion rings.

Onion rings are like, pretty dry, you know? There's not like a lot of uh- It's full of grease. You're eating- It Eating it tastes like it But I'm not I'm not I'm doing you know doing what you're not losing weight I'm not dieting you know at all You've given up. No, you've given up out of spite. It's the only thing the audience It's the only thing I've eaten that I. I didn't eat anything else. Onion rings and two cheeseburgers. Two cheeseburgers. Well, one double cheeseburger.

One double cheeseburger and how many onion rings? You didn't make them either. Where'd you get onion rings at? It's from a place called Hook Burger. Hook Burger? What? So you're sick and you went out to... You know Mr. Captain Hook, of course. You're sick and you thought... No, You know Mr. Captain Hook, of course. You're sick and you thought...

No, I had it delivered. I'm gonna go... Not DoorDash. I had it brought to my house. You had a fucking hamburger delivered. Yeah. Why? Because I didn't want to go get one.

But it's not the same. What do you mean? It's all wilted and shitty. I wanted Shake Shack. The buns are all shitty. I wanted Shake Shack. Jesus Christ! But the Shake Shack app is like broken, so I had to get a different place.

The Shake app? The Shake Shack app is broken. Well, it's broken on DoorDash. So you had to go to DoorDash and get... No, I tried to get Shake Shack on DoorDash, but for some reason it's not working on there, so I had to get something else. I think maybe the Jews are right. I think anti-Semitism is a big problem. It is a big problem. I don't know.

Shake Shack! Oh, my phone. Shake Shack isn't working. I like Shake Shack. You don't like Shake Shack? God, no. What? When's the last time you got Shake Shack? It's just trash. It's a really good burger. Not in delivery, it's not.

No burger is good on delivery. I don No, not in delivery, it's not. I think- NO burger is good on delivery! I don't know what you're talking about, man. You can't have a burger delivered, it tastes like shit! Why, because it's gotta be like, hot? Right away? Yes, in case it has to come out, it tastes like cardboard! The fries are bad, but I don't get the fries delivered, because I don't like fries. I get onion rings. Oh my god, you gotta stop it. You gotta stop what you're doing.

Okay. Stop doing Door Dash, you gotta stop it. You gotta stop what you're doing. Okay. Stop doing DoorDash, number one. Okay. Okay. What can we do to get you to stop doing DoorDash? I don't know man, buy me a meal plan and send it to my house. I don't think that'll work. Get Superkiller to $91,000. Let's take a look. No, we're not there, so I can eat whatever I want.

Justin Brodick for two right wing hat and a Gatsby is the perfect big. Euthanasia enthusiast for seven Canadians. Dick knows Brock Turner is innocent. That's what I've heard. Diamond G for two. I don't know nothing about Brock Turner. Yard thy beauty thanks to Cypherson. Suck this for making it happen. I don't know man I feel like I did pretty good this week in terms of not eating to Cypherson, suck this for making it happen. I don't know man, I feel like I did pretty good this week in terms of not eating too much, cause I was sick, so that was good. I also worked out, like pretty much every day.

What is, what do you mean pretty much every day, twice? I think four out of five days. No, you fucking liar. I didn't work out today. You didn't work out four out of five days. No I did. No you didn't. Yeah I did. What's a workout four out of five days. No, I didn't. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did.

What's a workout? I get on the exercise bike and I play Final Fantasy VII and I pedal for like 45 minutes. 20 minutes? 45 minutes. If you pedal for- if you pedal more than 15 minutes, I will literally eat white dog shit. There's no fucking way. Do you want me to live stream my Final Fantasy bike workout? Yeah! Yes!

Literally- yes! Okay. There's no fucking- and what does pedaling mean like? This? Like? I break a sweat. Do you want me to live stream my Final Fantasy bike workout? Yes, yes. Okay. There's no fucking, and what does pedaling mean like? This, like, ehh. I break a sweat. No.

That's not, breaking a sweat is not good enough. Well then maybe it's not working, I don't fucking know. It's definitely not working. Then nothing's working, I don't know man. No, being, playing video games and pretending to ride a bike is not working. Well maybe I'll get a different exercise machine. It feels like it's working. You! You are the exercise machine!

What's the point of an exercise machine if it doesn't do anything? Because you're not trying hard enough! I'm getting sweaty! You can exercise on a pogo stick! It's not the exercise machine! Shouldn't 45 minutes of pedaling burn a little bit of calories? Not if you're not pedaling that hard! Well, I mean, I'm not like, you know.

It's just- Breathing hard. It's not difficult. I'm not going like hard in the pain. I'm just, it's like a action. It's like walking. It's like going for a walk. You don't push yourself when you go for a walk. Then why are you even doing it then?

Of course you do. Let's see. Youth and anxiety enthusiast for 279 Canadian. No really, Brock is innocent. I can't find my fucking eye patch. Coup for $2, Hakuna Matata. You don't need the eye patch. This whole bin is pointless. I found it! Thank you for saying that.

Disciple of Dagon for $5 Australian. Richard getting priced over Superkiller Succeeding Gives Me Life. Get angry you're a thick boy Richard and weigh yourself while you're at it. I'd probably weigh... $215. Okay. I saw a bunch of people who are not funny say, oh, Dick should weigh himself. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I'll weigh myself. Well, you'd have to have a prize of some sort.

Yeah, I guess. I'll weigh myself. I think we're running out of steam. Let's burn through these. Let's see. Disciple of Dagenfurt. No, we did that. Geeks for two. Can's see. Disciple of Dagenfurt. No, we did that.

Geeks4Two, can you play 4D chess like Scott Adams? Good question. Cypherson says, four tacos is a lie. I'm disappointed. It was four tacos. They weren't the best tacos. Nate Hull for five. Hey, Dick.

Hey, Fatso. Dick, you're doing great. Vito, keep swinging for the fences, buddy. The special taco was good. Yeah. The taco platter, a little dry. On the John for 5 Canadian. After the show I'll be streaming on Your Man Martian's YouTube channel.

Oh there you go. What little clout I can out of this weight loss game show. Check out On the John. Cypher said for 5, Veto haters have low energy. Veto's lover will inflict more damage on Veto than the low energy can even comprehend. I love Veto. For 2 he says can we get a bit more fun. Alright what's it gonna be Veto? You know what the you know what time it is?

I don't know what time it is Oh it's the game where you smash all the toys Vito's booty! Oh man! A tweet about little boys! Vito's booty! What's in the box? You know you want it Vito's booty! So get on the scale or I smash it to shit

Vito's booty! Vito's booty! Vito's milk! VEDA'S BONEY! VEDA'S BONEY! VEDA'S BONEY! VEDA'S BONEY! What's it gonna be? VEDO. You've obviously gained weight today, cause you've been eating non-stop. Well, what is the chat thing?

I should do. Here you go. Let's take a look. There you go. Google it. Oh my god guys refund super killer Super killer did not hit 91,000. I don't know if I can get on the scale for 90,000 Guys I want to 95 all $295 last week. I want all my supporters to know that all this money you've been spending on the comic, not only goes towards the production of the comic, but it goes towards making Superkiller a franchise unto itself. We're investing in the future of not only- All bullshit.

Everything that you're saying is retarded. We're going to have a great Superkiller website that people can visit. Dumber than Eric Jilai's stuff. Superkiller Finch community. At least he put a comic out. And I'll be sending up of course the Super Killer Mac Club where you and the rest of these super Macs can get in. We're negotiating shipping rates with China like you've never seen. Every day I'm talking to Chinese people. Uh huh. And it's just the sky's the limit.

We're taking over Comic Con. We're gonna smash it. Are we gonna? Let's do it. We're taking over Comic Con. We're going to smash it. Are we going to? Let's do it. Let's see. Okay. I'm curious. Okay.

I'm curious. All right. We're at 295. You're at 295.9 from last week. Well, yeah, but you know, it's not. It's slightly beneath it. You don't want to take off the rest of your clothes. Please don't. Stop!

You should have kept your pants on the- No! You should have kept your pants and your shirt on the entire time. Oh wow! Oh ho ho ho ho! You should have kept your pants and your shirt on the entire time. Uh... OH WOW! OH HO HO HO HO! Okay! Alright. What do you think you got?

I saw it! It shows it to me on the thing! You know you're back on the camera without your shirt on. Let's do it. Let's do it. How we feeling? 290.2 Well that's not bad. That's five pounds. That's not bad. We gotta get below 290, folks. Well, that's not bad. Less five pounds. Not bad.

We gotta get below 290, folks. I did give you a good prize this week. The parasocial relationship is back in swing, everyone! Now you want them. It's back! It's back! You get to celebrate! Guys, Superkiller almost did 91,000.

This is, we will win! Now you want them to. We will win It's like you lost weight. It's like you made money isn't that incredible? Everyone else did lose weight. What garbage do we get? You got something good? Oh good? It's a own a hole so I can fucking anime girl. I'm so excited It's a little Lollicon. It's a lolly one though. Wait, I'm so happy. I can't even show that we literally cannot show this on the show. Wait why? Cause it's a fucking naked lady fucking. It's not a naked lady, it's a naked little girl. Bro, we cannot show this on YouTube. What, what?

You cannot show this on YouTube. Why not? There's fog. It's a fucking naked little like anime chick that you're supposed to put your penis inside of well. They don't know that I will show the hole for it, which is the holes the worst part It's the only part I could show you the fucking hole show that okay No, no, that could be anything Well, whatever it is what it is that could be anything. Oh god. Well, thank Jesus Christ What do you want them to get a better view of you? Who gives a shit? Nothing matters. We won. We did it Super killers a success we won

Vito lost five pounds and now I have a naked little anime doll to put my penis in I threw it. Hold on. Well, you better keep track of it There you can fuck it we'll both fuck it no no no look it's not a little girl that's huge today it has huge tits it could be anything thanks to all our big supporters over on patreon I have to update that list come on this is a pretty good present a great present I'm very excited what is this? This is cute pure angel here to service you. Divine orgasm. Guaranteed. Cute pure angel like an adult woman.

Slut angel. Now this was made in China so it'll probably rock my dick off. That's no good. I don't trust that at all. But now I have a little animated... honestly that's horrifying. I don't want to put my dick in that. Why not? I don't want to put my dick in anything. I've tried putting my dick in these like stroker things or whatever, I just wanna... Stroker? I just wanna jerk off in a Kleenex

and be done with it, man. These little Kleenex? Those little like plastic contraptions that you put, they make to put your dick in. Okay, I've bought one, they're terrible. I don't want them. No, they're pretty good. No, they feel gross. Why do they feel gross?

I don't know man, but you know what, I'll try it and I'll let you guys know. Alright, next show I'll come back and I'll let you know what it was like to put my dick in a tiny little anime doll. Isn't that great? I want to thank Mark Brooks for being a part of the show. I want to thank

Riley, I want to thank Mike Redbar, I want to thank Andy Kindler, you piece of shit. What a great show. We're going to get Andy Kindler to call in. We might have a great guest next show. We're all going to be at Skank Fest. We will definitely be at Hackamania at the end of the month. Use promo code... Use promo code W-A-T-P. Use whatever promo code feels right. No, don't use W-A-T-P use whatever promo code feels right do whatever you want to do I want the money well they should give us a promo code

just use the N-word it's gonna come in through the point of sale it's gonna come in through the POS they have to put the discount on the website for us no fuck them use the N-word ask Carl we'll try to get a promo code next episode We will have a promo code. We're gonna ask Carl for it. Wait till next episode to buy your hackamania tickets

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