The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 144

Episode Date: June 15, 2024

Yeah, yeah, okay, I didn't know all right you ready. Yeah, are you ready? I'm too excited. You know I like the slow fade and you never do the stupid for me. It's not stupid Why do you want to slow fade? Why you want to sneak in on? Like on a late night show it doesn't just go Johnny Carson, and then you just cut to him that'd be better That's why late shows suck A little bit of like a cold you know liar from New York. It's Saturday night That'd be funnier. How's the audio doing everybody? Is the audio good? Null is seething about my steak.

I cannot. Null says I boiled my steak and then drew lines on it. That's my first problem. That's my first problem. Posting steak pics online. We'll get to the steak in a minute. We gotta do the opening of the show first. Do we have an ad read? I don't know. You would know better than me. No. No, we don't have an ad read. Somebody did reach out about sponsoring us. Like sponsoring us like an ongoing thing?

Like another ad. I don't know, man. Okay. Like a single time. I told him to talk to you. Did you? How much ice did you put in that coffee? Not enough. Not enough you fucking blew it Now you got a bunch of lukewarm room temperature fucking coffee flavored. It's a little bit cold. It's a little bean juice You fucked up a big time round. Bean juice. That's awful. Look at that looks like diarrhea. It's fine. It's warm Here we go. Can you even tell you're drinking it?

Looks like diarrhea. It's fine. It's warm here. We go. Can you even tell you're drinking it? The whole world's going nuts and you're coming in with lukewarm coffee. It's a watery coffee. A tumbler of lukewarm coffee. This is a Every day I think that the world cannot get more exhausting and every day I wake up And there's just a million idiots mad at me for no reason I can understand. Let's see if it let's see if the audio is good The whole world's going nuts and you're coming. Audio sounds good to me. What you want to put it down a notch? Oh, you want to bump me? Hold on. Yeah sure bump. There we go much better

870 that's it. Let's get some super chats. We're competing with two detractors shows and who knows who else is no those are pro July show pro July's were the those are BBC lover shows The faction lines must dick TV Multiple shows about dick Masters in look what dastardly think is done now And he boils his steaks and draws lines on them It's like with a marker to make them look like they're grilled I really wish Tony from hack the movies hadn't a call then Dicks. I'm not a man of God He's not a man of God like me. Okay, consider

Yeah, you can't keep him away from it well like me. My life has gotten considerably more complicated. He's a glutton for alcohol. You can't keep him away from it. Well, he goes to the dentist, okay? Dentists are against God. You never catch me at the dentist. So you make, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we got him this time guys. He's not a man of God. Oh Who's that? That's a number of people that makes you uncomfortable doesn't know me doing this stuff. No, it doesn't make me uncomfortable I've never been this happier. I've never been happier than any right now It reminds me of the old men are better than women days when everybody was mad at you Oh hundreds of hundreds of thousands of comments just

seething with hatred and trying to say the most you can I say one little thing like Boop and then it's I'm gonna make the argument that when you did the men are better than women thing. It was genuinely shocking and provocative No, it wasn't Well, I mean like back then it was like well, you're not allowed to say you can't say that and I guess the new version If you're not allowed to say that is you can't say that. And I guess the new version of you're not allowed to say that is your black conservative buddy's comic is not very good. What do you mean?

What do you, you can't say that. I'm calling the police. Yeah, I'm calling the police. That's gonna blow this whole thing up. Don't you know this is the culture war? What do you mean our wife is fat? All of our wives are fat? How dare you?

If his wife is fat, then my wife is fat. The Pearl Clutch. Nerd wanted Roddick's wife is not fat, my wife is at least as big as her or so you're saying my wife's fat I wish I was married to a woman that fat. There's a lot of fat wives out there. I Can I just I don't know how like at a certain point the stupid gentleman lend me your fat wives, right? And then we're being told constantly like well you guys are the ones who are mad. And I'm like, no I'm not mad, I just, I can't, I'm mad.

I can't process the amount of stupidity. I'm mad. I'm a little bit mad. I get that. I get what you're mad about. I'm mad. I'm sure we're gonna talk about that. I'm mad. You're seething, you're seething. I just wanted a simple life with a simple comedy podcast. No, you fucking didn't, simple comedy podcast and Tony from Hack the Movies had to go and create all this drama.

You're all full of piss and vinegar and cakes until shit comes down and then you're a simple guy. No, no, I'm a normal simple comic farmer just sowing my seeds. Reaping my comic pages. uh, reaping my comic pages and here I am I'm gonna crowdfund a prostitute for Null so he can stop picking on my steaks that would be good for that boy crowdfund him a nice steak well he's coming back to America, he's coming back to America we can set him up with all sorts of

sue him you pussy, you fucking p- Vito, people would love you to use your super killer money to sue Null. They would way rather have you sue Null than a comic. I, I, I, I, I, I understand that, you know, but as we've seen in- Are you gonna take it off the table? As we've seen in numerous occasions, a defamation lawsuit is a very complicated and messy thing. Seems very hard to win, even if all the facts are in your Corner not to me it doesn't and I might end up with the lawyer doesn't file my paperwork on time And then I lose by default do that happen to it

certain a certain voice acting individual I mean, what are you like dancing around with yeah? No Well, I just that's what happened the paperwork wasn't filed Yeah, a lot of his paperwork just didn't get filed by deadlines and it's like, oh, you lose by default. I can't believe Vic Lozana betrayed Nick Riketa. He said he wanted to have nothing to do with him anymore. That didn't make a lot of sense to me.

Do gay people have a hell? Wait, are you- Do they go to hell too? Yeah, yeah. I think gay people go to hell first according to most people I talk to. You'd wanna go in hell first though. If you're gonna be- I mean, you wanna pick out a good spot. You wanna scout out a good spot.

Yeah, it's like showing up at the beach. This excrement is a little less on fire than that. And that's a pretty good skit. How can you have hell- Gay guys are smart, cause they know they're going to hell, but they're like, well, if I'm gonna get there, I wanna get, you know- How can you have- I don't wanna they're going to help but they're like well if I'm gonna get there I want to get you know, how can you have me too close to the fire? Yeah How can you have hell if some people don't have it better than you right?

Same then it's fine. That's be one there has to be somebody else suffering it more I have an uncomfortable guys got like a nice. How come they let him play with the pitchfork sometimes They're letting me play with the pitchfork. Yeah, well he's playing with it up his ass How come they let him play with the pitchfork sometimes? They don't let me play with the pitchfork. Yeah, well he's playing with it up his ass. Well, still. Still. Break up the monotony.

Yeah, something to do. I'm over here reverse pissing fire in my cock. I'd like to take a break from that. I would like to take a break from a lot of things. You want to do a podcast? We want to do a show? What is this? What is this?

This is The Seed, the Seed show. Welcome to our Seedling. Biggest problem in the universe. Tomato Monkey Raid, welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from sitting in meetings thinking of the fun I'm missing to hornily taking videos of little girls pissing. That's pretty bad. It's a wordy intro there. Ian, your host Dick Masterson training me as always is Vito Giswoldi. Punished Vito, tired Vito, just every day this constant wall of morons and idiots

Working their hardest to uh- What do you think you are? See, this is me in hell. I'm loving it. You're loving it. Yes. The mountains, Dick. The mountains. That exhausted me. You are fucking thinking about yourself during the whole- All of this! All of this wonderful chaos!

It's not- there's a lot going on, but I think that for me really crystallized just how stupid everything has become. I mean, come on! That was just insane! Eric July denying that he had Riley arrested and then us getting, me getting the arrest warrant, it says right here, Eric July reported your Twitter, Riley's Twitter, and called the police on him and sent him, and over the course of months, sent the police documents of Riley's tweets. And then him going, poopadibajibab, well you know actually I had to move differently and uh, yes I did, I did call him an elephant and say he's fat and he's stink, but that was, I was actually, that was a protective defensive mockery. So that's, the police advised me to call him fat and stinky when I said I feared for my life

This whole situation is a Alright alright, you should have played it during that that would have been it's only funny when it's to his videos What a bitch well we're gonna talk about that at the end. What a bitch. We gotta get into that. We gotta, there's just so much. I can't, how does every, you think like, I would think one week I could just come in

and I could go, nothing happened last week, nothing. All that happened was, you know, nothing, and now we can just do a comedy podcast. This is the comedy. Don't you understand? I can't! I am doing a comedy podcast. Like, there would be, when you would listen to Howard Stern, you could tell when there was weeks when nothing was going on. They're like, oh, we gotta put something up Richard Christie's butt, cause there's nothing else going on.

You know what? This show never runs out of fucking drama. It's insane. I was thinking that before. I was thinking that like, oh man, I hope something happens this week because it feels like nothing's happened for a while. And then Nick got arrested and I thought, well not that much. Yeah, you cursed us with that thought. Then Riley got arrested and I thought, oh boy. We gotta free Riley. We gotta bust

him out, man. I think we should free Riley. And look, Riley and I, me and Riley have a canteen. Yeah, that was pretty good. Bust Riley out now. They clipped me laughing at your Chrissy Mara joke as an example of why the show is bad. And I'm like, you can't share that clip without the joke. The joke was good. Some friend he is. Some friend he is. Some friend he is. Okay, can we load up the pictures of Nick's wife

smug shot, please? That ticked my ass, guys. Real bad friend. Real bad friend. All right, how do we even structure this? How do we get into this? You wanna just read the winners from last week, some comments, then we can get all into it?

Gonna be long show get your super it's gonna be a long show Girl bosses won GB no surprise there women the Yira the Yira once again my my comic reviews are Basically the harbinger of a new age like the Chinese would have like them I don't know anything about China, but they had like a diff like a Ming dynasty are basically the harbinger of a new age. Like the Chinese would have like the, I don't know anything about China, but they had like a Ming dynasty.

Sure. It's like when I- That's why you reference China, cause you needed to divide up time periods. Cause it's like an epoch. Yeah, like an epoch. Sure. You know?

When I review a comic, oh man, a lot of shit's gonna happen. Different. A lot of egos are about to be destroyed with my amazing and accurate reviews that are always good. Maybe this is your higher calling. Maybe you were always meant to be a critic of the comic industry. Just Eric. Just Eric's comics. Just professional Eric July critic. Well, you know, the world could use one right now. Aren't they just

professional like Brie Larson critics? Yeah, so that's that's a good point is why do they get to pick a target and we go well It's just funny to make fun of this guy. How can you find that funny? Don't you know he has a business? Yeah, that's funny because he's pretending to have a business And then he pretended to give himself a business a business award that was bought by Glenn Beck dude An award somebody revealed that I went no Dressed up in a gay little suit no way for an award that Glenn Beck bought Yeah For those of you know Eric July's young businessman award that we kind of made fun of and we said well

How do you get that exactly it turned out that the rich billionaire family that? Sponsors that award yeah also gave the blaze millions if not tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars in funding so kind of a conflict of interest right to go it's just fake it's not a business award no here's our young business sir award it's not a conflict of interest it only exists to make press releases about their scam University Named after a fucking the biggest most famous scam in history Was it a pyramid scheme the divorce thing I don't know am way

Yeah, yeah, you pay money to sell makeup to your friends multi-level marketing MLM People are saying, really? Yes, really. If you give The Blaze $100 million, you also help out their one black guy by giving him a fake award. Dude, did you see the puppet,

the ripoff versus last puppet show? I didn't, no, was it good? Whoa, it has transcended bits. It's like full on adult swim. I know. I mean, I've talked to that guy and I've said, I don't know, he's immensely talented. Yeah. He's talented to the point where I'm like,

we should like do something. We, if he's talented, it's we, but if it's like Rex Sexton who wants to write with you, it's you. Well, you know, I went to Ripoffverse and I said, would you like to write for my magazine, of course? And we'll see if we can set that up. I need a gunshot to my head sound effect.

Bwoof. I said, I think this material would be great in a yearly magazine periodical. So you remember when you said you wished you were black so you could be as famous as Eric? Do you still wish that you were black? Well, I mean, I think I would make better use of it. Let's put it that way.

Bibbidi-jibbidi, razzam-a-t better use of it Let's put it that way Pimpity jimpity, razumatab That's not, stop it. No, not that part Just you know people like a people like an eloquent black gentleman Pimpity jimpity, I have a snail right here Right, well You stalker, you're going to jail The eloquency is what's missing for me He's like a black witch, right?

Like the him and the sasca's, it's him He's a witch too, and they're both obviously hideous witches and they cast spells. They cast black spells like that. They're both hideous witches. Right? You agree, right? Yeah.

One in the chat, W. A W in the chat for witch. Is there a witch emoji? A witch emoji in the chat for. I need to add for members, I'm gonna add a witch emoji for the to celebrate these sisters Maybe two little which is two little which is that you're a toad liquor You're going to jail for what you did with these stickers, right?

The fact that I've held off on making an air July mo Incredible restraint on my part pissing off credible restraint on my parent You see that dad that had an that posted a picture of his SUV and he had two little girls in the back seat and crammed like a giant fucking 8 foot tall Yaira framed poster and I'm the Saskasisters like this is what we'd love to see. And I thought, man, you shouldn't be posting pictures

of your daughters and tagging the Saskasisters. That's bad. I also don't think your six year old daughters really want to read Yaira, which was confusing for me an adult man It's R rated There's attempted murder. There's cursing. There's almost rape. Yeah, it's not These aren't children's books I

Bought it for my six-year-old daughter. A nine foot tall man almost rips. They just want to watch Frozen. Don't force her to read Yira. Body and busting a nut? Daddy, what does he mean when he says he's gonna bust a what is he talking about? Oh, yeah, that prison guy wants to bust a nut inside of Yira. That's good for your kids. He didn't say inside. Wait, did you read who else with all the problems or did you just get that one hour meetings? Dick Sweep. Wait, did you read who else with all the problems or did you just get that one hour meetings? dick sweep Dick sweep US Postal Service. I thought that'd be higher, but I don't know and then This problem should have been on the top, but you Totally I picked one news story that I thought was relevant and then you know, whatever

That was the problem. The problem was- Horny logic. Horny logic, Crowley could have done better. And you- the most identifiable problem on the entire board is guys getting too horny- Sure, and making bad decisions. And making bad decisions for women. Sure. Like hiring them to be their lore masters, giving them too much money at a strip club,

helping them move. The most identifiable problems at every man who's ever existed, right? You could tell a caveman this. I could gesticulate to a caveman and he would get what I'm talking about and call it 100%. Or like 6%, whatever.

And you brought in the most sickest, unidentifiable version of that. Sometimes I read a news article and then I try to structure the problem around the news article. You should have kept reading. And clearly I should have said, pedophiles, but it's already on the board.

Sometimes problems are already taken, you know? So I couldn't just do pedophiles again. But you could have just done horny logic and you told that stripper story, that was fine. You're right, I could have just ignored, I wanted to talk about the guy with the phone because I was like like this is so ridiculous Was it old? It was very old. If I did it creep off did it, you know. Fair enough. I don't follow all the

Podcasts and whatever you fucking podcast is talking about. I don't know what's fresh. You just shouldn't have made that connection though Well, you know I said how do I talk about this story? What is the root cause of this story? And I said well to me it was the logic part. It was the yeah, you know so I should have said pedophile logic How's that no one wants to talk about pedophiles? We talk. What are you talking about every episode of this show? We have to bring it up constantly. I do not bring it up constantly. I want to talk about strippers and whores And stakes and stuff that I'm talking about. Okay. And fat chicks.

Well I will avoid news stories, no I won't, that's funny. That's an interesting news story, it's crazy. Not funny. I mean it's funny on some level. Not funny for the ones that he worked on. Funny for the girl who caught him and is like what the fuck?

Raj says, Vito I'm your neighbor, your ass isn't working on Superkiller. I've been silently judging you and I have your cat, he says, honestly. Mr. Knope says, Vito, you left out the worst part of the post office junk mail. Every day someone delivers to my home a whole new bundle of garbage for me to throw away.

Trees are cut down, wow. That's the worst. Processed into pulp. The pulp gets processed into paper. I also apparently missed out on the fact that maybe in like the 1910s, a guy just, that maybe in like the 1910s a guy just, or maybe it was the 1800s, a guy just went, I'm gonna have my own post office. And they made a law saying no. No you can't have a post office?

Yeah, your post office is too efficient. Is that UPS? No! What do you mean? Just that, like, he wanted to carry regular mail. Cause you can't send... The fuck is regular mail? I mean I guess you can.

What do you mean? Like letters. He would just go to the postcards. Go to the mailbox and take it and do it for free? And undercut the post office? Something like that. I'm sure they were paying. Okay, that's cool.

They must have rolled it back for you. And then he would sell the stamps back to the post office. UPS was revolutionary when it showed up. You know the guy who made UPS? He was like in business school and everyone's like, what are your business ideas in? front of the school he's like I want to do package delivery and they're like well like a post office What are you retarded? And then he's like fuck you guys. I'm gonna do it

And it worked like 100% that man's name was I saw him knock I saw him knocks RIP you think I saw him knocks ever called the police because somebody tapes money to his I don't know shack or whatever Slaves had he might have contacted the conductor of the railroad underground called the conductor. That's the conductor law There's a crazy man. There's a crazy man trying to get on the train down here. I have it on the ground railroad Busting up the track check. Let's see here. Somebody sent us a new Chuck Dix and I need to Here I am floating in piss Cuz all the pissing that's been happening now my grave

Oh, no, is there just been a shower of piss? Can you tell my can you tell my great-great-grandson to call the police? Cuz there's so for all the piss's so much piss in my grave. I need a lifeguard over here. There's so much piss. Well, I don't know if there's actually piss. That might just be condensation on the top of the grave, Mr. Knivesh. Oh, no, I'm pretty sure it's piss, asshole.

Some nice big booby lady got in the way of some of the piss. Otherwise, it's just piss, piss, piss, piss. Just piss all day long. Well... And I'm not happy about it. Nor should you be. I think we disavow any urination on any gravestones. Who is we? You and the fucking mouse in your pocket over there? Oh, what are you talking about? We?

Probably... I would say on the spirit of this show... Look, is there some sort of a federal bureau of piss investigation that you can call? Oh yeah yeah I think there might be I think well most of the guys who belong to that bureau are weird perverts it's a weird FBI division. Although I don't know if the pissing stops maybe the pooping would commence. No no no pooping we're gonna we're gonna put a stop to any grave pooping. And I would be all over my bones and I would be like a poop golem. Well you know what I mean? Are your bones still intact down there? Do you think that's I would be like a poop golem. You know what I mean? Are your bones still intact down there?

Do you think that's a good superhero? A poop golem? Where if your skeleton goes into the ground, then a bunch of people poop and it gets on you, you manifest into a golem. Do you think I could take on Alpha Core as a poop monster? You've been doing a lot of thinking down there Mr. Knox. My whole family, creativity runs in my family. You've been doing a lot of thinking down there, Mr. Knox. Look, my whole family, creativity runs in my family. You've been doing a lot of thinking down there.

Oh, but you know, creativity, I could write a comic in about 12 minutes. It takes you two years, year and a half. Take me about a couple seconds. Boom, poop monster. Next issue. I think putting a little bit of thought into what you're doing has value. Next issue, it's a lady from planet Razzlema-taz. Plays a jazz. What? What are you?

I'm just looking at my blown out camera. You know, yeah, you all you all you like, all your sexy lady fans are going to be really turned off by. It's kind of funny to see a black gentleman opposite a fucking pale demon like myself, like the Keno casino where they just use green lights or something. I don't know what the fuck is going on with the lighting over there. Okay, Poop-O-Soap and a jazz lady from Planet Razzmatazz. Okay.

Yeah? Yeah. She gots a hair always looks great. Next issue. Okay, I'm excited. Issue two. Exciting third issue. What's the name of the first issue?

Poop-uh, shit. I'm excited issue to exciting First issue poop shit Shit number one from ice on the police Over here all the piss on that's been happening on my grave, and I'm spinning around The mouth Gramps on a little bitch And I'm spinning around cuz my grandson's a little bitch I don't wanna spin and piss okay? The piss is I just want to spin around in my grave in peace. I'm flinging piss all over everyone I don't think that right no I we're gonna look into it I think we got us put a stop to the pissing and hopefully

This is no way to celebrate Juneteenth Veto No it is not I'm a slave swimming around and spinning around and pissed cause his great-great-grandson turned out to be such a bitch. Is today Juneteenth? Or is it the 16th? Uh. Mr. Knox, you should know.

It's the day your people were freed. I don't have to know. That's the point of Juneteenth. We don't have to... That is kind of the point when you think about it. All the rest of the year, black people got to work so hard every day. And, uh, know everything. And then Juneteenth the one day we could relax and not go to work.

Okay, well, I'm glad you guys have a day to yourself. I'm glad. I'm glad you get a day to call into work Every black man deserves Federal no more to call in so you can pretend to take the day off work Looking for Scott Adams, but thank God I couldn't find him nobody wants that In federal calling to work day is this, uh, sometime this week. I don't know exactly when. Why people get the day off too.

You hear that shit? Why people get the day off work too. That's cool. That's good. Cool. I'm glad. Juneteenth. Gonna have some red food to represent the blood of the slaves.

Why people get the day off- oh great! A holiday fuzz! Why people get the day off too! It would be cool if they had a federal holiday that was just black people get the day off. They do. Yeah Which one's that? Well, all right, what else you got? What do you got what do you got what do you got terrorists are all lined up on Juneteenth outside of LAX, right? TSA is gone. Whoa, I'm gonna get up in there now.

Enormous King Krabs has veto spent weeks arguing with Chrissy Mayer's gay boyfriend. I didn't say that, this guy said it. Saying that he's a comedian and he's a standup. He does one show where there's no laughs and he hangs it up forever, LMAO. It's over, it's the end of an area What do you think about that? And then just look I've done the stand-up. That's it. And now you're done with it

I don't think it's my I don't think it's my brand of My don't consider yourself a stand-up Like he's told I think if you put a gun to me. I don't think I said I was I never said I was after that Set I think you putting a gun to your head would be a I never said I never said I was a stand-up I don't consider myself stand-up. I said I've done stand-up if that's the gold bar for getting out there and doing comedy. Yeah Do you consider yourself a comedian? Nah more of like a rabble rouser What about when you were doing improv?

Were you a comedian then? Oh, definitely not. That's discouraged in improv. You just have to know how to hold imaginary guns in improv. No, you're messing it up. You're not supposed to point. You're supposed to pretend to hold the gun. Oh, you can't use fingers.

I am pretending to hold a gun. Right. And I get yelled at because I'm not supposed to point But this is correct trigger discipline for pulling an imaginary guy. They want it. Do they want it in they want the finger in I guess No pointing at any point in probably not allowed to point well You're supposed to be holding an imaginary gun right not Pretending that your hand is a gun, but you had your hand I have I was pretending to hold an imaginary gun correctly with my finger not on the trigger Why don't you just have like a prop gun?

That's not improv you know You can have a box of I guess you're a box of props. Yeah a carrot top. Yeah people like carrots now. I like carrot top Blank J says veto does not understand horny logic. He jumps to criminal, not just mundane stupid stuff. Yeah. I think that it all fits in the same way. Holly God, does Americans get screwed for anything medical? That's gotta be one of your biggest problems. I can get my lips filled in the UK for 200 quid,

and it costs you $20,000 for your dick? What the fuck? It's true. It's very expensive, our medical assistance. That's why you gotta go abroad. That's where I'm gonna get my hair Mystic marble says veto I bought your stupid comic to support small artists if you use AI in it I'm never supporting you again. I'm not paying you for something a computer did Well, I don't have any plans to use AI as I said I used AI during the storyboarding process I don't have any plans to use AI. As I said, I used AI during the storyboarding process.

Kaleri says, the single time Vito gets something that he probably would like and it's already broken to shit accidentally. Is that dragon statue still in the trash? It's gone. Yeah, that I'm not, that's off limits. That's not gonna be a trick. No, no, that's just trash at that point.

People were like, I didn't know what it was when I put it in the box. People were like, you should sell it. And I'm like, I'm not shipping a 50 pound dragon statue. I'm gonna take a time out of my day to deal with that shit. Oh yeah? Mm-hmm. What do you got going on?

Obsessing over the super killer coloring. Yeah, you're posting a lot of like, colors on Twitter. Cause I don't- cause it's maddening. Why? Cause it's like- Pick one. So I have this thing in my head where I'm like if I do the colors wrong the comic will fail. If I get any aspect of this wrong, it's over. This is like shit you should have been doing a year or two ago though.

Obsessing about colors. I wanted most of the pages to be done. You're picking like decked like swatches I had a I had a colorist and I changed colors and the new colorist is good But I'm still just raining them in a little bit, you know Problem is I'm like, you know, I have a graphic design background. So to me, I'm like I'm like all the colors have to be this like perfect little crystal Uh-huh, or everything just meshes and all the tones match.

Okay. How's it going? Terrible. But... I gotta say, this whole comic thing, it sounds like a lot of stress. You gotta deal with the police. I'm just done with it. E.V.S. seems like he's having a good time.

He is! You seem like you're fucking miserable every time you talk about it. Well, E.V.S. is very experienced. He knows what he's doing. Yeah to me It's a lot of new Complicated processes. Okay. What do you want to what do you want to talk about? What are you? What's something that you want to talk about? I Just thought this was funny

So I posted I posted a little like thing just cuz I'm excited about the comics I've been posting little artistic previews, and I knew that when I posted a little like thing just cuz I'm excited about the comic so I've been posting little artistic previews And I knew that when I posted it That you know people who hate me would go this looks like shit. This is the worst comic ever I hate you and then part of the comic is that in the background of this shot. There's some mountains right just Basic background scenery not that exciting. This is, man, Riley got fucking arrested. We're not talking about that.

We're talking about mountains. We can skip this segment. I'm fine with that. I mean, look at this. Look at that. It's mountains. It looks to me like they're drawn. I think this illustrates where we're at in the comic wars.

I think this is- Bro, we're at Riley getting fucking arrested This is part of for nothing. This is part of it for doing nothing. All right Well, nothing more than what Alex Stein day. I said so much time so much happened this week You know what if this is uninteresting don't worry about okay. Well, what is it sell it to me? Come on? You're selling it is that a such top of minds as meme ology And a variety of other people have said, well, Vito's using 3D assets, therefore Eric July is justified in doing the same.

Vito is a hypocrite. I had to bail Riley out of jail. Alright, we're done with this. I mean, what is this? It's fucking Vito's Twitter? There we go. Nope, we're done. Don't worry about it. What is the...

Alright. What is it? What's the point? Nothing. It's not important. These guys are idiots. Yes. They're ready to jump on anything. Uh, my... I have not used any 3DS. It's in my comic. That's the point. Is that, uh...

The well is poisoned. We're gonna see a lot of bad... You know we've talked about bad faith criticism? No such thing. Okay. Well, I think the criticism has to be slightly... It has to be like an actual thing that happened like if you said okay, hey vetoes comic If you buy it, it's coated in points. It's coated in poison and give you AIDS. Yeah, I would say that's bad faith criticism I don't say how'd you do that? Because I'm a hustler I Want to harness it or saying vetoes comic would use the 3d assets?

He's a hypocrite for criticizing her July I think you have to be somewhat like your criticism has to be based and let's talk about right I call the fucking police and you're talking about the hit the vote Guys we got a very exciting segment called vote it up. Let's get into it. Nice little up tempo song to keep the energy going. Jesus fucking Christ! Nice little beat there. I think I saw you in my sleep, Vito. I think I saw you in my dreams, your jeans bursting at the seams, cause every broken promise that your body couldn't keep i think i saw you in my sleep oh i think i saw you in my sleep

veto i think i saw you in my dreams your clothes bursting at the seams cuz every broken promise that your body couldn't keep i think i saw you in my sleep i thought i heard the podcast oh my god who's the voted up part i don't know. Okay, there we go. His family's in fear, cause I'm gonna kill them. This is intense you know what maybe the casino is better than this show no it's good

I mean it's just like so like such low energy bullshit this is fun hold on here comes the break oh I thought it was gonna get intense right there what are you thinking? what the fucker's a matter with you? this is fun I like this. It's intense. Why was this recorded this part?

I don't know. How long does the fucking fade out? I don't even know what song that is. Well, I appreciate the effort. What was that shit? Who sent that in? Do we have a name on that? No, it just says such small pants. Such small pants. Well guys, welcome to Voted Up.

We're gonna keep it brief There's one very important voted up problem to get to today from episode 107 the problem of Texas legal myths Oh, this is the idea that if you are in the state of Texas you can invent fun laws to either Kill people or perhaps put them in prison for making fun for making fun of you. For making fun of you. Well, that's obviously one of the most important Texas laws that we know. That's what this is. Eric knows who Riley is.

He knows that he's making fun of him. He was on Nick Reketa's show. Can we be clear? Okay, not everybody is infinitely on Twitter. So to make the situation clear, Riley, there was a rip-a-verse meetup at a bar. Riley announced his intention to go there and be a goofball, stand outside the building. Classic Alex Stein bit. Classic Stein bit. A lot of Stein. Classic Stein bit. I know Stein doesn't want to be involved in this, but Stein,

you're a blaze employee, you get away with certain things, everyone cheers it on everyone goes good on Alex Stein. Yeah for going to that thing and yelling at those people Yeah, and then Riley goes I'm gonna go to a thing and yell at people people go that's off-limits I learned it from watching you dad. I learned it from watching Alex Stein isn't that cool? All right Do you want to play what's your favorite part of ISM or I give you a deluxe ISM comic? You answer your favorite part? Yes, yes. Alright. We're here with Alex Stein playing a round of what's your favorite part of ISM, everybody's favorite Dallas comic book.

I have copies here and you will win one of your choice if you tell me what your favorite part is. My favorite part is there's a part where there's a truck that looks like an F-250 and I love four trucks so. Alex Stein wins the game. Alex Stein wins. There's three copies of Ice in one of the different cars. Which one is the most exclusive Ice?

Actually, how about this, brother? This one, Ice in two, has the most of the truck in it. Oh, it does? Okay, then I'll take this one. It has the most truck. That's true. A lot of truck. He's a lore master. Why isn't Alex calling the cops right now? That's weird. He looks and smiling at them. I don't get it. Why isn't Alex calling the cops right now? That's weird. He looks and smiling.

Yeah, I don't get it. Why is he not calling the police? He's doing a game show kind of bit here. Shouldn't he be running in terror? Maybe screaming in fear? Uh huh. So this is what Riley was doing outside the event. Now look, I can understand that maybe

this is annoying to Eric Shalai. Yeah. Little thorn in his side. Ooh, that Riley. God, if only he'd just come out and said, hey, what's up, man? Yeah, you're fucking around. Hey, what are you doing?

Get out of here. Get out of here, you punk-ass little bitch. You better watch it! You better watch it. You better watch yourself. Instead, Eric sent out laser eyes. The guy with one crop the guy with one eye one eye on tomorrow and the ultimate hustler and one eye on

yesterday Brandon he's got one eye on today and one eye on tomorrow right this guy this guy that's pretty good who's firing right oh god that voice sir so uh yeah Riley was outside this event you know they said hey can you go away and he said I believe I have the free speech right to uh right protest and troll this event who's got a picture of Brandon trying to intimidate Riley there was a video of that I believe oh yeah he's got that video pop it in here the police pop it in here boys and now would call. Pop it in here, boys. And now, typically a situation like this, I don't know if Riley was on private property or not.

I don't actually know how the rules were. The rules are, first of all, was that a strip mall? Supreme Court says malls are public property. That's what I looked up, and that's what it seemed like. You can. But I've seen people get trespassed. You can get trespassed. You can get trespassed from the immediate.

Yeah, well, I was going to say, however, the bar owner talked to Riley and said, you're fine. Really? And stand, you know, in the parking lot. Stand over here in your... In the parking lot. Well, I think a parking lot... In the Riley zone. I think a parking lot is considered public property.

I don't think they can trespass you from a parking lot. Well, they can eventually. Okay. Like, the homeless people can't go sleep in the mall parking lot. Sure, fair enough But that's the point is like if this situation look you call the cops and if the cops show up and go the bar owner Said it's fine. Yeah, so who so he's not even trespass Eric or nerd Rottick's wife Only the bar owner can trespass you because he has an legitimate interest in the property

Yeah, someone associated with the property is the only person who has the authority to trespass But what happened is the cops arrived. Right. And I talked to an actual police officer. Riley went for their gun. Riley jumped for their gun. Riley looked out his scissors. The cops arrived, Riley was talking to them for a little bit and then the cops ran his ID and discovered that he had a warrant. What? A secret warrant. A warrant?

That he didn't know about. For his arrest? Yeah, for his arrest. No, that can't be. So they arrested him. They took him in. Oh my God. And then after he was arrested, mint salads in the parking lot, this fucking super freak, creep, small-teethed, rip-a-verse guy

Small-teeth. Comes out and starts gibbering at her about what's your favorite part of ISOM. Super fucking creepy. Okay. Did you see that? No, I didn't see that. I missed that part. Mint's trying to figure out what happened and this guy comes over. That's when I said, hey Alex, why don't you go outside and help Mint? Because this uh...

Creepo is bothering her. Yeah, that could be a rapist. I don't know, he's got them small teeth. Something's going on. What he's doing is not good. If you're a black guy and you're an adult and you're following a white woman into a dark parking lot, something's wrong with your brain.

You should have learned not to do that by now. Well, I saw people and they're like, oh, why are you so worried about mint salad? You must know that she's an autistic victim. I said, no, she's a woman. Yeah, they're all, they're totally incompetent. Obviously I'm worried for her. Why don't let them go anywhere by themselves? Dumb woman in a parking lot, and I'm in, you're all, they're totally incompetent. Obviously I'm worried, obviously I'm worried for... Why don't let them go anywhere by themselves?

Dumb woman in a parking lot and I'm in, you're not dumb. You're equally dumb to any other woman. So Riley had a warrant for his arrest, so he must have committed a vile crime in the state of Texas for which he is now. And I assume that would be... Watch, here's Eric. I mean, just judge him. Oh, okay, this is Brandon. Here's the guy, here's the rip-a-verse employee that is quote, afraid for his safety, right?

All the employees are afraid for their sa- have you seen the size of those scissors, Dick? Yeah, they're massive. Here he comes, right? This is a guy who's afraid for his safety, right? Right. This is what Eric told the police. Look at Riley. Go ahead and message the girls if you want to give them a shot. No person on earth has ever been afraid of their sa- no offense Riley, but no one's ever been afraid of their safety around Riley.

Here you go. I'm gonna pull the parka. You see that? You see this? Hiking up the pants? He's pulling up. He's pulling up his little diapers here. He's pulling up his diapers in there, but he's pulling up in more ways than one.

Showing off his fruity shoes here. He's wearing a pull-up. Look at this. Did these come in a Trix box? Look at these shoes. Twinkle toes here. Those are some fresh kicks. I don't know what you time then the black community. That's very important fresh Oh, are they still are they on pink now? Are they back? You know the colors pink?

Constantly look at this move man. This is most this is the most threatening you could be why is he not wearing a rip-a-verse t-shirt? I'm confused cuz they're all everybody else there is wearing a fucking river for his t-shirt man. Oh, man All right, he's pulling up. Look at this. He's literally pulling up his pants pulling up. This is like Randy fucking Lahey Taking his pants out to fight. Meanwhile Riley, okay I do have to point this out because somebody pointed out this out to me I think on the top there Riley's giving money away Riley's doing a game show a bit that comic That comic on top is like the version of ISOM that's like super exclusive, like the $100 version.

They should be happy. He's just giving it away. Yeah, you see how angry they are? Brandon is keyed up and angry. Eric is inside seething and fat. Eric has sent him out to take care of it. This is like Darren Fontano and one of his henchmen. This is Darren.

Captain Dickless. This is a Darren Fontano move. Darren would call the cops on ISM. ISM would never call the police. Captain Dickless, get over here. Oh, yes. Yes, Eric? Yes, Eric?

No, over here, right? Yeah. Yes, Eric, over here? No, I'm over here, Dickless. Oh, yeah? I can't. Just look at the, yes, Eric over here. No. I'm over here dickless. Oh, yeah I can't just look at the focus one eye can you hold your finger up so I can focus inward on it hold my hand I ain't gonna hold your hand Right I'm gonna pull a cart for you. You gotta bounce bro.

Bounce me, I'm giving you ice on this shit. You gotta bounce bro. Oh, on his face. You gotta bounce. Ooh, mama. Very threatening. I can't see, it's hard to laugh. That's called assault.

What you just witnessed there. I don't know. I do. Menacing gesture. Yes. Running up on somebody? You gotta bounce, bro. Yeah. That's assault. I wanna laugh at this situation.

It's assault, brother. I want to, but... There's just something about it. You're so deeply, like, affected by it, you wanna deflect onto mountains and shit. What is the deal? I guess, cause, uh... It's very awkward. Why. The way these people act. They're evil.

They're bad. Yeah. Well, they're- They secretly called the police and supplied them with fake information to get a warrant on Riley. I think that's what we should probably talk about. Then they challenged Riley to show up at the event and then had him arrested. Well, they told the cops to look for a warrant that they knew existed. That's what Eric did. So initially when he was arrested, I was like, well, what happened?

Did they try to trespass? But Riley said, I'm not leaving. You know, like what happened? Nothing. Nothing. Yeah. They showed up and said, there's a warrant out for your arrest. And then the details of the warrant came to light.

And, well, remember that warehouse situation where a man showed up and he put stickers on a door and you know, I said this on Twitter, I never thought I'd see the phrase giant novelty scissors in a police report like seriously as an example of menacing behavior. You just want all this to go away, don't you? Well, I don't want, yeah, I don't want Riley to go to prison.

What do you mean? All I ever wanted, look, I've said, the only thing I find, what I find interesting about this is a man wrote a really shitty comic, and it's fun to go through how shitty the comic is. That's fun for me. Yeah, this doesn't make the comic any better. Yeah, well, that's the other thing.

It's like Nick Reketa getting arrested does not mean Eric Jelai's comic is good better Riley getting arrested does not mean the comic is good I still said all these rip-a-verse guys are going we win we win we win It's like that's fuck around and find out fuck around and you'll call the police. Yeah, that's right. That's right You fuck around we called the police. We call the police. I just wanted to critique comics. You fuck around, we call 911. Right. I don't know how we've gotten to this point.

I don't know how we've gotten to the point of arrests, of lawsuit threats, of just general jibba jabba. We've always been there. What are you talking about? What do you mean what am I talking about? I've been sued over comic shit! This makes no fucking sense! Over gayer than comic shit! Well, I guess it was gayer than comic shit. You got sued over iTunes fucking comedy albums. Over Cuxmus Carols! Well, according to a certain internet rabble rouser, you deserve all that and we should listen to Maddox's great documentary. Now, no saying the Maddox documentary is good, actually. Actually, Maddox made a lot of good points.

Made some good points. Do you want to read this warrant here? This is the warrant. Not if it's going to traumatize you. I'm not traumatized. I mean, you're not comfortable with talking about this. I can tell. I don't know how to process it.

An evil guy. But I didn't realize the depths of the evil. Like when this first started off, I was like, I went, Eric, you're like, it's dumb. I said, he's dumb and his comic's bad and I'll make fun of it and that's it. Nope. I did not, I could not.

Tony from Hack the Movies and his giant fucking head decided to create this situation and I don't know what to do with it. Eric's a bad guy. I said, right at the beginning. Eric's a bad guy. I said right at the beginning He's a bad fucking guy. He's like comically bad He's like comically evil. Selling half-price comic books, pocketing money, giving kids worthless charity, worthless comic books. Bad fucking guy.

I didn't. Bad guy. I'm a I'm that meme. I'm a what do you call it? Dasex. I never asked for this. I didn't ask for this. I don't know what that is. It's uh, just a guy saying that line. I think you can piece it together. Uhhhh... Okay. Riley showed up to July's place of employment with large novelty scissors and later placed the provocative defaced dollar bills on his windows. Provocatively defaced? July felt physically threatened and feared for the safety of his employees. Can I remind everyone that the dollar bill said ignore these super chats bitch

and were a reference to the fact that Riley super chatted at Eric I think calling him a bitch probably yeah Eric wouldn't read them on stream yeah and so he said these are real-life super chats you cannot ignore them because they are pasted to your your building and easily remove What were they scotch taped on there? Just what happened after Riley made that video what Eric? Bullied his way on to Nick Ricciati stream Yes bragged about how he wasn't afraid right and Nick Ricciati said if you're not afraid you have no case You have no case right then Eric told the cops the next day that he was afraid

For him and his employees' safety. Was that the date, or those are the timestamps? Eric Jalai the day after talking to Nick Krakata? Oh yeah. I would have prayed. So he did take Nick Krakata's legal advice. He did.

Nick Krakata said, yeah, he said, well, you have to say you're afraid. Oh, that's well noted. I am interacting with a law enforcement. Nick is the rock star lawyer. Yeah, he is. He's the only legal advice that Eric Jalai ever followed. Oh, that's well noted. I guess when I am interacting with law enforcement Yeah, he is he's the only legal advice that I ever followed. All right, that's good. Hello police officer I am a very afraid of this man and his large scissors if you could please do something about that efficient Physically threatened by the way, these are the guys online posting about how Riley stinks And then and now they're gonna air stinks. And that they're gonna air him out.

And that they're gonna murder him. They can't be afraid of him because they, of course, have firearms and a armed security apparently. Everywhere I go, I carry, even when it's illegal, I'm muscular and buff. All those warehouse shelves are empty because that's where they're gonna store their weaponry the next time Riley comes through.

They're weaponizing their fork lifts, their scissor lifts as we speak. You're gonna put it like barbed wire and stuff on it, like Mad Max? Officiant spoke to Jalani informed affiant that Riley initially posted a video of himself on Twitter stating he was gonna come to Texas and hold Jalai down while he shaved him.

Call the police. You gotta put a stop to that. Which July disregarded. Especially since he claimed Riley's Twitter account got suspended after July reported him to the platform. Oh, so you did report him. You're lying about that. For a long time.

You reported him. That's why. DMCA'd his store. DMCA'd his store and got his Twitter taken away. He had a lot of followers. He lost a lot of reach because of that. Destroyed his bidness. You know that?

He destroyed his bidness. If anyone has a credible claim to having their bidness destroyed. It was Riley. Losing your Twitter account's a big deal. I almost killed myself when I lost my Twitter account as we all remember. However, once Riley actually showed up to July's place of employment with large novelty scissors and later place the provocative Oh, yeah

Traffiant browse the open source internet and located the Twitter handle. See you next time Which had published a picture of Riley holding out the large novelty says did the cops put this in there because they're like look This is the goofiest fucking thing ever no I just sent them this this is what what, but no they're reporting on what he said to them. Eric said to them. Yeah, so the cops, but the cops are constantly using the phrase large novelty scissors, which almost feels like they're trying to communicate to the judge, look, this guy's an idiot. We know we have to put out a harassment complaint, like, because we're legally obligated to, but this is the stupidest thing we've ever come across. It's a joke, right? Right. Yeah. Officially showing Riley at the Ripaverse,

oh yeah, yeah. The warehouse. So he was, which also included another post from Riley's account published on September 26th, physically showing Riley at Ripaverse publishing with the aforementioned dollar bills, taped behind him to the business windows, the bidness windows.

Business windows. Here's the evidence, of course. We can see, look, can you go to the scissors real quick? Real quick. Those are sharp. You catching edge on one of those? He's doing a fruit is the barbers and bone.

Fruit is the barbers and beefcake reference, which Eric knows. I don't know if he does. No, he knows. Okay. Larry, you think he does Larry Shung? He's young, he's a younger guy. No, he knows.

Okay. Affian also screen captured the below post published in October. Eric's been feeding the cops info for months. He's working in league with law enforcement. Criminal informant. Shouldn't a superhero handle business privately? I thought the whole point was we can't cross.

You know why he can't write heroes? Because of this. He doesn't understand the fundamental function of a hero. To bravely handle business like a man. From Riley that acknowledged he was aware of July had taken precautions and reported the incident to the police and highlighted the evidence portion. The dollar bills are physical evidence. Do you think Eric put the dollar bills in like little plastic bags and wrote evidence on them to handle over the comps? Maybe. Are they in an evidence locker right now?

Maybe he was like, oh you could fingerprint them and wrote evidence on them. They handed it over to the cops. Maybe. Are they in an evidence locker right now? Or maybe he was like, oh, you could fingerprint them. I didn't touch them. There's an evidence locker right now with a bunch of bunny stickers in it. Eric sent the police highlighted tweets. Well, look. Yeah.

Look at this. It's a month late. What you guys doing? It's been two weeks. It's been two weeks. They're still making fun of me. What is this, you know? OK. Kathy and later received correspondence from a rip-a-verse publishing personnel It's been two weeks. It's been two weeks to still making fun of me. What is this? Uh, yeah, okay.

Affiant later received correspondence from a Ripaverse publishing personnel that included the following screenshot of Riley publishing a picture of July's home on a post in which he was tagged July's Twitter account published on November 16th while indicating that he might escalate things way too far very soon. He was going to buy the, Riley was going to buy the entire housing development and turn it into a, he was going to strip mine Hazard County. That's a lot going on. Those scissors. MLS listing man. Those scissors. Lock me up. MLS.com. MLS.com. Okay, so and is that the, is there anything left here? I don't know. Afian obtained a search warrant. Yeah. And submitted it to Twitter.

Oh, wow. So they're trying to get access to his Twitter account. And confirmed that the account belonged to Riley, whose identity was verified through Accurant Records in the Regional Organized Crime Information Center's Criminal Intelligence Unit. Fascinating. Based on the aforementioned facts, records in the regional organized crime information centers criminal intelligence unit Fascinating based on the aforementioned facts information affian is probable cause I believe that

And does believe that honor about September 26 Riley Committed the offense of harassment so they're saying the warehouse was harassment a misdemeanor be When when he with the intent to harass, annoy, alarm, abuse, torment, or embarrass the victim This is Texas, right? So he annoyed or embarrassed the victim in July. I would think this law is written for something else. I thought that you could like protest a thing you think is stupid, especially a business. Especially a guy who ruins your business. You're allowed to stand outside and say,

I'm not economically viable. This guy's a goof. He's comic suck. He ruined my business. He flagged me for no reason. I thought you had a free speech right to do that. But according to Texas legal myths, I guess these are Texas legal truths

that you can call the cops on a man with big scissors and stickers and put him in jail. Right, they had to be in jail for two nights. What was that about? Because the judge doesn't show up. Yellow Flash was gloating about that. Another really bad guy. I don't know how Yellow Flash is still saying that woman has sex with dogs. I'm like, what are you?

These guys are making big mistakes Well big mistakes well guys mistakes take a while to catch up to you, but when they do they really hit hard Like calling my mountains 3d. That was a blunder. It's almost on par with this. I'm gonna say Basically almost equal. All right, we'll cheer you up. Almost a little bit equal. You don't like this, it's not funny. It is funny, I mean it's-

It's not funny though, cause you're so like, I don't know, affected by it or something. You're not having fun. How do we make you have fun? I don't think there's any fun left. I don't think there's, I don't think, I think the fun part is over. Is that happening to you? That's what I'm worried about. I don't like this I don't think I think the fun part is over You in my dreams your jeans that's happening to you. That's what I'm worried about

I don't like it happening to Riley. I Think the fun is done I think it's just warm man. I Think I think this never I think we're you are getting a little like fed posty on didn't you say the gloves were coming? I love sir. Oh, it's your Italian shits coming out. What are the gloves off mean? I am surrounded by evil on all sides. Ha ha ha!

I'm surrounded by agents of darkness, and not just because they're black. I think something's gonna happen. What do you mean? I don't know. What's gonna happen. What do you mean? I don't know. What's gonna happen? I don't know. I can't predict that.

I can't know what the future holds. But I can know in my heart that good will win. And I believe that. I don't think you believe that. I think we got a chance. Alright, why don't you you believe that. I don't think you believe that. I think we got a chance. Why don't you do your problem first? Something to pick up your spirits.

A little bit of levity. Maybe you're just so full of rage. There's a lot of anger. I see that. There's a lot of... How do you feel about Eric July and YellowFlash retweeting a thread calling Mint mentally

handicapped and that she's being abused by Riley and Riley can't respond legally because he's facing jail time. Accusing him of sex trafficking. Sex trafficking, yeah that's a crime. That's specifically that's a crime. Specifically accusing him of a felony sex crime. What do you think about that? Yellow Flash and Eric July retweeting it multiple times.

Retweeting it, retweeting it, retweeting it, and then going, oh God, I really hope God can, I really pray to God that this can be, like you know that that's a lie, and you know that you put Riley in jail on purpose. Yeah. And you're praising God to your cult of freaks and sycophants, aren't you?

I know, I know we're a comedy podcast. I get it. Yeah. It's hard, man. Sometimes it's hard. Can you put that into words? Let me think. Uh, no. I don't know. What do you mean? Not without breaking the terms of service, you mean? Not without breaking the T.O.S. I can tell you that. What do you mean? Not without breaking the terms of service, you mean? Not without breaking the terms of service. I'm telling you that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I keep waiting for like a small semblance of basic human dignity from these people and there's none of it to be found No

Okay, I was thinking about in my head. I said what what okay if we're assuming there's sides right there's sides There's not okay, so one side made fun of a comic book put stickers on a door And went and took a picture of a gravestone Well Riley didn't do that though And they accused him of pissing on the grave I know Riley didn't do it but supposedly And then Riley said yeah I pissed on the grave Supposedly our side took a picture of a gravestone

Right? We did do that We did, we definitely took a picture of a gravestone That definitely happened, our side Their side Look at how I would like know I know Mr. Knox shit what the fuck Alright, so lots going on cheese Except we didn't have cheese was a delicacy back in I know I was I know mr.

Nice because of slavery their side has celebrating Juneteenth veto with some cheese some cheese down there Get some beautiful cheese down there. Oh, there. Isama tries to screw his microphone back in. God damn it. Their side has called everyone pedophiles and dog fuckers, has threatened lawsuits, and gotten people arrested. Oh I forgot, Eric, when he threatened to sue us. How do you forget that? I don't know man, I don't care about any of that shit. So I just don't understand how people go,

well, you guys are ruining his business. And I go, he is- Because they're a cult, that's why. Because they're a cult, Vito. I'm sorry, I'm not sorry. His comic is bad. I Find it people are like why are you so obsessed? I go I don't know man when a guy raises millions of dollars with the worst comic I've ever read like I kind of want to talk About it. I find it interesting same reason I talk about Star Wars

But all I want to do is talk about the stupid plot of the fucking look at how sad Vito is look at how sad Eric he's made Vito nice guy. I'm holding in Vito is look at how sad Eric has made veto nice guy. I'm holding in All of your Italian rage and awesome Nostra, you know, honestly, I've never seen it before but honestly The Italian people can fly off the handle and it takes it takes a lot Actually, it takes a lot when they're flying off the handle when they're not flying off the handle. I would get worried Yeah, when we're cold and and calculated that's a little scarier I'm holding in a lot holding in a lot everything's gonna work out I guys my problem like my poop man I know the less time he poops the more powerful he is. Absolutely. Okay.

Well one thing that cheers me up Dick is of course the popularity of this show. What a great show we have here. How many people do we have watching? I'd love to see that Stan. Why don't you bring that up? We have currently 1800 people watching. Which would be a new record I think for live viewers. Thank you for coming by.

And one great thing about this show is, of course, that it pays my bills, helps pay my rent, put a roof over my head, and the way we do that is with a variety of money. Thank you all. Thank you all. You make that happen, you make it so we don't live in poverty and we can do this show without having,

we maybe have a fun. I wouldn't be living in poverty. Well, we have a fun to defend ourselves against any frivolous lawsuits I think hopefully well, you know would probably not be great, but lawsuits happen That's the American lawsuits then people gunning each other down. I think that's true. I'd rather not My opinion well, one of the reasons the show helps parent bills, of course a variety of monetization strategies We accept super chats. We have memberships.

We have a Patreon where you can get access to our weekly bonus, or our monthly bonus episodes. Next week we will be doing Biggest Problem in Prisons. I don't know why that's so relevant. I don't know why that's important. And another, you know, mon- Where Vito asked me if Nick or Riley would be on. Yeah, well- In the bonus episode.

And I said, I don't really want to pimp my friend's destruction of their lives. I don't know why inviting Riley in a bonus episode. And I said, I don't really want to pimp my friend's destruction of their lives. I don't know why inviting Riley on a bonus episode, which I'm sure he would enjoy. Maybe not. He might, because it's dangerous for him. But it's not, but I'm asking.

So it's difficult to say no. He can say no. It's still coming from, I don't think it's appropriate. That's fine. I understand your concern Also, yes, I can understand there are legal situations involving both gentlemen and they would have to be very careful about what they I would Just want to ask about the jailhouse experience. Okay, you know you a cot, you know What's that like or did you meet any fun guys in the clink? Did someone steal your orange?

Someone steal your OJ not fun. There's a lot of problems at present. And one way we also help monetize this show is a new thing we've introduced where we do an ad read sometimes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So that would be at the top of the show. There's a sponsor. Good read. Great ad read. Coca-Cola, Pepsi, anything. Metro, you know. Do a little thing at the top of the show. Yeah. I think if you've listened to any radio program in the history of the world, you might've heard a sponsored ad read.

Love them, I like them. They're fun, they're a lot of fun. Yeah, there's a lot of great sponsors out there. Well, not everybody's a fan of this, as was evidenced by the comments underneath our video. From XORFS, an ad on the first minute of the podcast this shit is done boys we shall find another one PDBQ said some of us are already paying through patreon I don't like paying to watch ads okay George

Patolmi said ads are gay and Dem Dewees took it over to our Facebook group and posted We have a Facebook group? We have a Facebook group. Okay. We've had this discussion before. And had about five or six separate threads going about how we have destroyed this show. Ad reads in the first minute of the podcast, this shit fell off.

Thanks Vito Giswoldi, you pig bitch, for ruining the podcast. I don't think it was in the first minute though Oh, no, we talked about my head scraping. Yeah. Yeah, Ethan Stump said Why don't you just skip it? Dem responded with I do but the fact still stands that the hosts are actual Jews and they're in it for the money and Nothing else blow your brains out. So my problem is money shaming. The idea that- Money shaming? Money shaming or, yeah, I think that's it.

Crabs in a bucket mentality? Well, it's this, and this is not limited to our show. You see a lot of people go, oh, well, he's just shilling his pay. Or how could you put, you know who gets in trouble for this is, we've had them on the show. Carl Jobst makes a lot

of videos and sometimes they're about... He does pack a lot of ad. But he's got to pay his bill. Guys, I'll tell you this. If you're on YouTube, you don't make a lot in ad revenue. Yeah. Okay? A lot of ad... Turkey Tom does. Yeah, you can get a lot for ad revenue, but at the end of the day, it's like, I don't

know, man, he puts an ad in the video. They're like're like well This is a serious subject. You can't put ads on it It's like well you first of all, you know, you can skip it second of all I don't know man. He's got a one. He's getting kind of hard to skip though Like you got to go really tiny on the little bar like what am I gonna, you know, and you overshoot it But why is there this thing where? If you watch a TV, okay every streaming service We all paid for the streaming services and they said there's not gonna be any ads.

I get irased. And now, now I turn on my fucking Amazon Prime and I'm trying to watch Invincible and ads show up. I hate that though. I know you hate it, but do you leave messages for Amazon Prime going, you filthy money grubbing, Jewish, whatever the hell, yeah, Palestinian guys. No, you don't.

You just accept it. If you ever watched a broadcast TV, you're gonna go, commercial break! I'm gonna fucking... And then you got guys, which is two guys, doing a little ad read to make a little extra money. I'm gonna do more ad reads. I love ads.

I like ads. I don't like, I don't love them, but like when they're on the radio. Good ads. Yeah, when Howard Stern used to do an ad read, it was always fun. It was funny. I think we make them interesting, but whatever maybe I'm biased Yeah, regardless. I just don't understand why there's got to be these guys a lot of times It's directed again at individual YouTube guys who are just trying to make enough money to keep their channel going they go I can't believe you would do a Raids Shadow Legends or whatever the hell else

I don't know it sucks that you just can't kill anyone you want, you know? I don't know if that's the- Just like think it and they're just gone, you know? Well, I don't know if that's the problem. Like somebody's like, oh, I don't like it, there's ads on your show and you're just like, concentrate for a couple seconds

and then it's like that person never existed. Yeah. Wouldn't that be amazing? You wish you could mind fuck them to the ground. Just like erase their whole existence back to the beginning of time. I mean sometimes you read that Death Note comic or watch this. Did you ever watch Death Note? Too much work. Writing the name down is too much work?

All that bullshit with that gay demon guy, that BDSM guy. Yeah whatever, just give him a couple apples and he leaves you alone. I don't want some fucking dude watching everything I'm doing. In return for a notebook that can kill anybody, I'd accept that train all day fucking long! Then he's always there. Okay, so you're gonna, what are you gonna do? I'm gonna jack off. You know, watch TV.

Watch good Star Wars, because I killed half of Hollywood. Well, I don't... Got a lot of good stuff to watch here, man. Well, yeah, but whatever. Well my problem is not my inability to kill people by thinking about it. That's a new problem you've invented. Not a bad one, I understand that.

Everyone's problem. My problem are these- That's identifiable. Money shamers who are upset at the idea. Guys, you got it. Look, let's put it this way. At any point, the rug can get pulled out from under you. Let's say tomorrow,

oh, you're making a lot of money on Patreon. You don't have to explain it to them. I do have to explain it I want them to know like they're learning right now and going like oh, I never thought there's a certain bald Armenian who has spent the last ten years of his life in specifically trying to get a Patreon account shut down you're going well just make your money on patreon I don't see what the problem is don't set up any other possible Extra avenues of revenue in case

Gets yoinked away from you for no fucking reason. Oh, yeah, you're saying to those guys I'm saying to those guys guys at any point They can ban your YouTube channel all the super chat money's gone They can ban your patron all the page on money is gone Yeah, you need to constantly and especially in this digital age get a rumble deal though great We'll get a rumble then the quarter ring and Tim Pool right you want and you can do a whole shill fest where you go around You'll be like revenge of the cyst where you say rumble sucks, and they take the deal away which seems to be wait what I think They're

That happen revenge of the cyst has I believe said fucking sucks I went out right away, and I said these guys are not making this work. Something is fucked here. So either this is like either they they took a lot of money in when like money was hot Yeah, and they did that that total scam SPAC where they like get a company with a stock ticker to buy them out so they don't have to go through like regulatory hurdles Which is a total fucking scam. Yes, And I think history will back me up on that. All that turned out to be fucking bullshit, right? It's circumventing how that is supposed to work.

They're not doing it. Everyone said, oh, you're full of shit. Raspberry. You haven't opened that yet? No. I mean, it's raspberry. You're full of shit, and they have not fixed fucking anything. They don't have any, there's no reason for them to.

They're bleeding money. They just't have any, there's no reason for them to. They're bleeding money. They just gave money to their friends. It's just, it's a shell game of let's pay all our executives and our friends and then at a certain point we'll declare bankruptcy. We gotta buy the all in, you know, network. Come on, we gotta buy locals, you know. There's a bunch of dumb asses like the quartering out there

who are going, this is the most important free speech platform that ever existed. And I went, no, this is just a way for a bunch of It's a fucking of dumbasses like the quartering out there who are going this is the most important free speech platform that ever existed I went no, this is just a way for a bunch of fucking scams I was to get a bunch of money from stupid investors and run away with the pot You're an idiot if you take money from them, but don't say that don't pretend I was saying that they did renew their deal with rumble. So they were they were saying that Good get the money you absolutely should it's probably one of the only things working on that platform. Because who else do they have? A bunch of pedophiles and sex offenders and whatever the fuck else.

Actual sex traffickers. Actual sex traffickers. And they got Nick Reketa. And he's in prison so he can't even make any content. No, he's coming back. So, look. We live in a strange digital age. I know you can look at it and you go, oh, they're making money here. Yeah, but these guys have always been,

like there's always been like guys crying about getting a promotion. And like in the 50s, you'd be like, oh, you're working for management now. Remember they'd always have those like sitcom episodes, a very special all in the family where it's like, oh, I turned that job down. I turned that job down

because it's more important for me to stay. Well, there would always be the episode where the whole family was packing up the house to move to a new state. And they'd say, oh, it's going to be a new thing. You're not going to see the old cast anymore. Yeah. And at the last minute, Dad would go, no, we're staying. We're staying.

Homer goes, we got to go back to Springfield or whatever the fuck else. What do you think about guys who hide their Patreon totals? Hide the amount of money they're making? You kind of have to. I get it. Oh, have and you know I get it Oh you got it. I get it It's a little cowardly Maddox. Hi says yeah like Carl. Oh Carl jobs. No Carl from w8p Oh really hid the stats that fuck and you know I've been tracking those stats

I'm like we're gonna beat w8p and then I check and I'm like I don't know how much they're making anymore I don't know if we're winning after that stand-up, I don't think we're gonna beat them. No, we're fucked. I think we're dropping. I destroyed that chance. You know, this was- What are you talking about? We got 1,800 watches.

Yeah, but you could have been coming in hot today with fire about Air July, and it was depressing. I'm trying to manage my emotions. But you're not, no, no, this is a show. We gotta be explosive. I know. He's a bad fucking guy. Look, you can, uh...

I don't know how to put this dynamic into words, okay? I think you have a lot of energy about this. You're very fired up. We're doing a show. We're doing a show Yeah, I'm here going uh-huh things will come to pass. What was what's gonna come to pass and remains to be seen What do you mean though the river? moves slowly and then it moves swiftly and The lake is full of dangers swiftly and the lake is full of dangers. I don't fucking know man.

I thought you'd be a little bit more upset by this. I'm very upset. Well let's see it. This is how I manage my being upset. Oh my god this is like a therapy. What do you want me to do? You want a crying show? I want like a fucking comedy show.

What do you got? You got some water in there? I want a comedy show making fun of fucking Eric for fucking over Riley. My tears are silent, but my rage is immeasurable. Honestly, this is the- I've never been more blue-balled than in my life than this. What do you want me to do? I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Put on a fucking show.

I don't know how. I don't know how. Eric. Put on a fucking show! I don't know how. I don't know how. Eric wins, Eric wins. Eric wins. Eric doesn't win. Eric wins. I mean his marketing is better than this. Talking about God.

Oh look at these, they're abusing a mentally challenged, he's the wife-gater in his history. Yeah okay, well that's the thing is I don't have access to this bombastic insanity where you can just call upon the name of the Lord to rebuke your enemies. I don't know if you saw on fucking Twitter where he was at. I just, you know, I'm praying for all my enemies and I want them to let God in their heart. I don't have access to that. I already have God in my heart. Yeah. Yeah.

He's giving me ice on powers. Okay, my... I mean, I don't know. My problem is posting pictures of stakes online. How about that? Why are you selling it like that? Who cares? All right. What can I say about Eric July?

What can I say about Eric July? I don't know. He's a bad guy. I don't know. He's a bad guy. I don't know. He's a bad guy. There's a lot of bad guys. Yeah. And he's one of them. He's one of, he's a very bad guy.

Putting, posting pictures of steaks online, right? Yeah. Put it up there, everyone just criticizes it. Everyone criticizes your steak. There's no point to it. There's no point to what, making a steak? Posting pictures of steaks online. I think sometimes you can get a steak

and people are pretty excited about it. I posted a picture of my Peter Luger steak. No matter what, well, you can't, I mean. A restaurant steak. A restaurant steak. Different story. Sure. Nobody can put a picture of a steak online

without 20, 30 guys swooping in and explaining why they look, like it looks like it doesn't taste good. Well you cut against the grain? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Oh, I would uh, man. I would you put a sear on there. I would do better than that Yeah, I've eaten. I've eaten better steaks than that put a rosemary sprig on there You put a couple of cloves of garlic in the pan. Yeah So you cook the steak today? No, like last night. What kind of steak?

Tomahawk steak. Tomahawk steak. Yeah, like a two and a half. So that would be the ribeye. I guess, I mean, we could play null fucking whining about it, but I don't even know, are you, you want to talk, do you not want to talk about null either? Oh my god! Oh my god! What's the fucking deal? I can't believe what happened to Riley!

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That's selling a comedy show. When people are so horrified of what you're saying, they're like, oh man, this is really, this is depressing me. You're a better, that's winning. You're a better entertainer than me. There it is. You're a much better entertainer.

I'm just saying. You're the top, you, you, you. You started this fight. No matter me. There it is. You're a much better entertainer. I'm just saying. You're the top, you're, you, you. You started this fight. And Riley's in jail. No matter what the situation is, you find a way to respond to it with excellent comedic timing, and bits, and whatever else. And I'm over here going, I don't know what to do. That's not acceptable.

I will admit to my weakness. And if everybody wants us to cancel the podcast, because I don't know what to do anymore, I accept it. I will allow the audience to decide. At least that's honest. You know what? If the audience says, Vito's too much of a downer, I don't want to do this.

I can't listen to this show anymore. They're going to say it's a huge downer. Good. I guarantee you. All right. Then I accept. This will be the final episode of the biggest problem the universe because yeah

Don't know what to do. That's it. I'm clueless you got a pick Pick what I don't know Do you hear no talking about my state I do want to hear no time I just think You know he talks a little bit faster now than he used to. Yeah, remember when you said this is sped up and I said no that's just how Noel talks? Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Alright. Hold on, let's start back in. Finally.

I don't know if... People wanna see that? There you go. This, by the way, if you ever watch those chest videos, chest, chest videos where they're like This is the English gambit followed by the Worcestershire opening. Worcestershire. This actually is the Glasgow This actually is the Glasgow counter like this here we have God he sounds so fat Wait what? What were those cities?

Glasgow counter the Worcestershire opening Worcestershire sauce? No Not Worcestershire sauce? Well Worcestershire sauce? I don't know I don't know how to pronounce that Is that how you order it in a restaurant?

Can I have some Worcestershire? Can I get some Worcestershire? Can I have a Jalapeno? Jalapeno poppers. Let me get those poppers! I'll have the creamy brulee. Do you guys have any AI sauce to go on my steak? And the worst... AI sauce would be good. Worcestershire sauce, if you got any of that some cats up obviously cats up

I'm trying to remember what other foods people mispronounce because it is fun. It's a lot of Mexican stuff Can I get some carnitas? Oh, yeah, I'm just done perusing the menu. I get some of al's past pastor I'd like some al pastorpastor, please. All right, there you go. And then finally, finally, skip ahead. This, by the way, if you ever watched those chest videos, chest videos, where they're like, this is the English gamut, followed by the Worshes' Assire opening.

Followed by the worst society Opening this actually is the Glasgow counter like this here we have a Excellent follow-up for everyone is saying dick Masterson. You're so mad. You're threatening lawsuits or your crews getting arrested You might be implicated in this criminal harassment shit, and I might be implicated? What are you talking about? I don't know. Me? What did I do?

You're the mastermind of the entire situation, apparently. Sucks to be you, buddy. He attacks. Wait, what does it suck to be me? Because he thinks you're going to jail for some reason. I wanted to clip, you know there's that classic clip when Eric first threatened to sue us and he said I'm gonna make a prediction in one year's time I'll be in jail either will be in jail or we're gonna have no money left And I was like, oh that none of that came to pass fucking a Nostradamus. Mmm

The most brilliant man on the internet but highly effective. Yeah, plain beef defense This is a 3800 elo. Is this a show? Let's take it out Yeah, dick says are you say that dick is mad and not having a good time? buddy buddy Check out the plain beef Buddy check out the plain beef Med you feel stupid now

Idiot you dumb fuck look at this plain beef. Hey good, bro. What is was he doing? I'm watching a Tim Robinson's. What is this? I don't get it Is he joking this is way weirder than I? Than I thought it would be Is he doing a goof? Is he goofing? Let's see. Okay, I'm a little confused. They took pictures of my post of my...

You posted a picture of your steak online. Well the joke is that it's a two and three quarters. It's a giant piece of meat. It was way too big. Yeah, you should have cut it in half. I just wanted to do it. Yeah. I wanted to do the whole thing. Well you sous vide it. so you can do a big piece of meat like that. Yeah, that's the appeal

That's crazy. I want to share it with people but you post a picture of a steak and then just Everyone loses their fucking minds. Yeah, you know even a good like even a good one Even a real good one like hallmark one you post a picture of a steak and people cry about it. I'm gonna say that he's having a bad day now. Come on now. I want to say this, like, I'm a fat fuck. I eat food. I have never seen a...

Like, I really don't know how to describe this. It looks like it was fucking boiled in a pot. And then... That's what sous vide is. I really don't know how to describe this. It looks like it was fucking boiled in a pot and then That's uh, that's what sous vide is And um, someone took like a hot grill and just like put marks on it Yeah, that's just, that's called searing Mmm It doesn't look like, it doesn't look correct

And then he opens it and it's like, this is raw This is a raw ass fucking steak I don't think I was raw, was it raw? No, it's medium rare, it's like this is raw. This is a raw ass fucking steak. I don't think I was wrong. Was it raw? No, it's medium rare. It's actually exactly 130 degrees. That's the point of sous vide. You get a two.

It should look like that. Okay. You know, pink. Maybe a little bit red. The problem with getting a picture of a steak is you gotta have the right lighting. Well, the. See all that shadow being cast from the left side of the snake So I posted that because it looks like a vagina and I said my steak is can is now believes in Jesus and wants to

Have a trad con podcast That's a joke, right? That's the it's supposed to look gross. Yeah Like it's barely pink anywhere. The entire fucking thing is raw. I'm sorry, like, okay I like, I am a um I am a fuck fuck. I am a true connoisseur and I have

uh Worcester sauce? He's a big stick guy. He knows a lot about meat. What's your favorite topping? Gentleman's taste. So I like medium well steaks. He has a gentleman's taste! I'm sorry, what was that? What was that? He has a gentleman's taste.

Covers it in Fritos. I am a true connoisseur. And I have a gentleman's taste. So I like medium well steaks. But I've made medium rare steak before. I know what it looks like. I've even had rare steak. Um, it doesn't grow I've even had even had rare steak. This guy's not human man. This guy's not a regular

This is what you get when you post pictures of steak online people who said I've I've even had rare I this might sound this might sound crazy. This might sound out that I've even had rare steak. You know they're putting sauce on steak now. Wow. It's crazy. It's like gray and shit. What the fuck did he do to this steak? Sous vide. Yeah, the fat isn't rendered. The entire thing. It's like there's...

It's not so... The meat has gone gray in the middle. It looks like it's fucking boiled. I really don't know how he's accomplished this. It's called every restaurant Well any any top-end restaurant does the sous vide yeah No, it's a three inch the tomahawk steak It's I say the only criticism I give that steak could have put a bit more of a sear on here suck The sear is a bad sear but the inside looks fine. Sears bad. I was hungry and it's so big You have a cast iron pan?

Oh yeah. And I didn't use it. I didn't use it because I was- I could tell you used the grill. I did, yeah. I did. And I knew it wouldn't be as good. I was like, ah, fuck it.

I don't want to deal with it. I don't want to clean the fucking pan after this. I hear you. But then it comes out. Not even medium rare. I mean, even if you want a rare steak, this doesn't look rare though. It looks blue.

It looks like it's completely uncooked. It's 130 exactly, no? I just don't get it, man. Cannibalizing his own classic juju. I guess you could say he's now a mad cow. Hey, Dick, what makes you a rage? Is it cannibalism? Is it mooing? Is it a steak that's so rare it

goes It's when a cow goes moo And then he makes cow sounds? Oh you go vah It's like a nana shala How are you gonna do that? What are you what are you putting that that craft single on? Is that cra- I just noticed that there's like butter on top a potato That's a piece of cheddar cheese.

Mm, that would be good. That goes on. That would be good on a, you do a baked potato? Yeah. Yeah. Kraft single, that isn't like, it's a nice piece of cheddar. Yeah. Yeah.

You can tell cause it's stiff. You could grate that up a little bit. Yep. Well, you've got a gentleman's taste. You know, you can baste the steak and butter to add more fat to it, fats fats what's it's good But the butter is not melting because the steak is like cold So winter cooking can't melt butter and then he's like, you know what my plain beef could use to really season it up a

Craft single hell. Yeah, you don't live this way anywhere outside of LA baby. You got to move to the city of angels if you want to. You want to eat this good, if you want plain beef of this quality. Gray and unappetizing and too so cold it can't melt a dab of fucking butter on top. And with a little little bit of that Kraft Singlet only. Only as Hollywood elite get to enjoy It's a it's a wedge salad that he's talking about with the no he did the whole steakhouse experience Obviously Kraft singles are basically like the little girls of the food world only the Hollywood elite. It's not a craft How is it crap I haven't seen a Kraft single in 20 years!

No, and I'm not gonna put it on a potato. Can you imagine if I came into the show and I said, Dick, I got a great problem this week. Kraft singles. Well, can we bring up a picture of a steak and I'm gonna critique a steak picture. Yeah. And you would say, that's gonna be a real bad... Okay, yeah. Well, if I did it, you would go, you gonna be a real bad yeah well if I did it you would go you're a moron this is terrible yeah it's bad I don't it's the

lowest form of feedback is post-stake get endless criticism about about state it's like okay I knew what happened right I was like oh I can't wait to see what you know the feedback from this a picture of a stake is I just feel like when we criticize these people it's for like kind of funny stuff they did, right? Like, oh, this guy's being an idiot. This guy's comic sucks. He said something stupid on the internet. They have a picture of the steak you cooked. That's totally normal. And this is something that we have spent a five-minute segment on, is uh...

Look at how this man cooks a piece of meat what an idiot what a moron this is nothing left this is like when we do into the just any comedy show and they said look at them they went to a comedy show with their friend wearing a shirt pedophile sure these guys are totally blasted totally district dick is destroyed right now because his steak picture is not up to par what are we doing what are we doing what are we doing? that's my problem our enemies are a level of comedic retardation that I cannot fathom any longer

bro they're looking at my dinner literally my leftovers Null is literally making fun of my leftovers critiquing your dinner look at this look at the food he didn't eat over here. I don't give a shit. I ate the food. I don't know what to... Look at this, look at this food this guy... Hey everyone, look at the food that this guy didn't eat. There's a sort of cheese that is gay.

Can you understand why I might have trouble figuring out what I'm supposed to say to these people? Yeah. Like the level of things. You're adjusting to my toxic world. You have been in this world of moronicism and idiocy for quite longer than me. I took, cause I had a bonus episode

and I told Sean I was bringing everyone into Toxic World. Yeah. And I did it then. And I knew it would be jarring for some people. I'm adjusting. Everyone's in Toxic World people. I'm adjusting toxic world I'm adjusting to a situation where the critiques being leveled against me in my podcast co-host are look at that steak Look at that shirt

Look at those scary scissors, look at that steak. Look at that that shirt the three s is steak shirt scissors Okay, the triple s the triple threat and I need making moves I need you guys in the audience to understand. I'm trying to wrap my head around it. I really am yeah Okay, okay. I know you think I'm knee-deep in the dead, but I'm still just finding my way through hell It's a fascinating situation, it's fascinating. Dick, is it my turn? Yeah, I played that sound. You want a food problem or an animal problem?

Animal. Animal. Dick, this week my cat was in the litter box and I was watching him try to do something in the litter box. And he went to the litter box like 100 times and nothing came out. And I said, that's...

He's trying to shit? I thought he was trying to shit. I thought this was a shit related problem. I actually gave him a little bit of a MiraLax cause I looked up that you can give that to cats a little bit. What's Mira like the movie studio? Like a laxative.

Oh. That's MiraMax. Oh. That was a different kind of putting it in the pooper. Does no think. That was a different kind of putting it in the poop. That was a different kind of something. Does no think crap singles are like a Hollywood? Why didn't he say it's Hollywood little girls? He was commenting that you are not living the Hollywood lifestyle.

He was trying to ridicule that you're not a real Hollywood guy because you're eating the wrong kind of cheese. So I thought it was a poop problem turned out as was a pee pee problem. I go to the vet. Okay. Vet goes, well, might have a pee pee problem. Why don't we do some? Open her up. Do some blood work. Buster open.

No, no, no, no. Let's crack this thing open. Why don't we do some blood work? Why don't we do some x-rays? I was like, huh, this is gonna cost something, isn't it? Two grand. Yeah. This is gonna cost something, isn't it?

1500 bucks. X-rays, as soon as they say x-ray, uh. And I don't know anything about- How'd you X outta here? This is one of those situations where I like my cat, I don't want my cat dead, and I don't want to be that guy who goes, well, is that really necessary?

Yeah. You know, like, maybe we could skip the, I said, whatever you wanna do, man, fine. So I come in, they show me the x-ray, they go, he said, whatever you want to do, man. Fine. So I come in, they show me the x-ray and they go, he's got some crystals in his bladder. Here's some antibiotics. Here's some special food. I will say, thankfully I went to the discount Mexican vet and only paid $700, which was

still a lot. And so my problem is going- Sounds like a deal actually for x-rays well My problem is going to the vet. It's just an exhausting experience I think yeah, you got a sick cat who does not want to get in a cat carrier Who is screaming at you the entire time you've been bringing your dog to the vet right? I? Know we've took her today your dog at least is used to traveling in a vehicle, right? Does your dog freak out if you put it in the car? She loves the vet.

Really? She doesn't care. Why is that? Because when you're not around, the vet's just like cram whole hot dogs in their mouth. So they don't fuck around. So they don't fuck around. Yeah. It does seem like the dogs at the vet are a lot happier.

Yeah. They're dogs. They're retarded. They are retarded. What's up, man? Yeah, this place is great. I smell a shitload of other dogs in here, they're dogs. They're retarded. They are retarded. What's up, man? Yeah, this place is great. I smell a shitload of other dogs in here, by the way. They're all friends. They're all like, hey, what's going on?

What are we doing after this? Where are we going? Dives at us. Yeah. The cats are not happy. I had a $200 vet bill today for I don't know how this happened. It was like ear cleaning, nail clipping. Because we were taking her to get groomed

at this like urban pet spa that was not my decision, right? It sounded trendy, sounded fun. And then, and the allure was, the appeal was that they had like a progress report online, like a pizza tracker for your pet. Pet tracking, yeah. And they would post a picture of your pet

with a dollop of suds on their head. And my girlfriend. Post a little picture. Yeah, my girlfriend said, oh look at this. And as soon as I saw that I was like, okay, so this is like at least $200. Right?

It's Instagramable. It's online. You get Instagram pictures along with it. Sure enough, she came back, she goes, you're not gonna believe this. Said, I bet I will. She goes, they put a $50 tip for themselves. For themselves Yeah, I said well, that's easy to remove right she goes Well, you'd think that I'm like, okay. Is it like one of those gratuity?

Included yeah things you can't take it off. Well, I could take it off. I'm sure yeah, you could get taken off So it did such a good job that they decided they deserve What the fuck it's a hell of a picture. So this was a pet spa situation? Yeah, they do reiki too. Yeah. I'm gonna go down there and get some reiki. So it's really taking...

Cause one of the... Couple of those girls are pretty hot. Yeah. So it's not just the vet. It's like any pet services are like a terrible weird scam that you can't... Like the dog can't communicate to you like, hey man, we're getting ripped off. I be happy with just a shower and a shampoo you know they can't tell you they can't tell you hey that doctor Molested me while you weren't here. Yeah, fucking around But it never covers anything

I don't have pet insurance because I assume I've always heard that it's like just pay for it because it's gonna be cheaper than Maintaining pet what does pet insurance cost you? Like $700 a year. What the fuck? Well, because when I got the dog, the first year, she got pneumonia and had to go to the animal hospital for like four days. That cost you like a million dollars. That cost six grand. Jesus Christ.

I don't know why a box and a, you know. A crate! Yeah, they're just sitting there. What do they give them, like antibiotics? I guess. You could have just done that at home. Yeah. Also you think about how many like what happened back when I ordered that off like where people's pets

just dying all the time back in the day? Would your pet just like keel over? I guess maybe that's why people are so- Yeah my parents would never take a nap for six days. Right. Well that's what I get when I go hey I took my cat to the vet. You also get the people online and go just fucking kill it like what okay Just kill your little body there's a picture of a steak. I made yeah, it looks like looks like shit kill your cat Faggot I can't say that I think you can say it now Point is, pet services, yeah, just get your pet anything. And then I finally go to pick up the cat,

and the cat's just staring at me like I fucked it over. It's in the, they're like, yeah, it's just been in that cage looking horrified the whole time. Like, I feel like shit. And now, and now I have to give the cat antibiotics or whatever, I have to give it medicine. And she's like, what the fuck are you doing? Why are you squirting things in my mouth? Ah! And I'm This is medicine. What the fuck do you want to pee or not?

Nah, it doesn't want to be he hates being that cat has been a sad cat for a couple days Anyway, my problem is going to the vet And not a fun experience for anybody It's like the mechanic. Yeah, I got a least I know the doctors fucking me. I got a smog check. Like I know I'm getting fucked when I go to the doctor. Well, that's the thing is that I also feel like the vet though like come on man. You're not a don't you have no right to fuck me like this like you're doing. They're making a fortune cuz at this one they got like 30 people cuz it's the only one that's like a walk-in clinic

Where you can just go cuz they're all owned by like the Mars candy bar company. That's the other thing that's like a walk-in clinic where you can just go. Because they're all owned by like the Mars Candy Bar Company. That's the other thing that sucked is I had to get up and you know I had to be there before they open and wait in the line. So I could be one of the first people to get- The vet? Yeah, because it's like walk-in and they don't take appointments at this vet. So you just have to like be there when they open or else you're standing behind 5000 Chinese people. Where they're going, can you fix this cat? Cause I wanna cook it later. They all got their fork and knife out. They all got the...

They bring the cat in in a wok. They don't even have a cat carrier. Oh! Oh, that seem high! You don't want to pay x-ray? Can you rook make sure it's good for stir-fry? Does not have no cancer. Yeah.

They don't use cat carriers. Hey fat boy, we pay you you $10 for a cat. They put it in a rice cooker and just throw the fucking lid on top. A lot of Asian jokes on this podcast. We love the Asians who listen to this show. I had about 20 minutes of black jokes. Yeah. Well, for Segwang, of course, I'd love to...

I had no Jewish jokes. Gabe Hoffman's on the... I forgot that we're fighting with Gabe Hoffman as well. Gabe Hoffman... I don't know what his problem is. I hate pedophiles more than Gabe Hoffman as well. Gabe Hoffman... I know what his problem is. I hate pedophiles more than Gabe Hoffman. What was he saying about me? I can't even remember.

Oh, he was saying, Eric Jalai's comic is great. I don't know why you guys are giving shit to Eric Jalai. Why don't you guys just make better comics? And I said, okay, so Eric Jalai's comic is... Done. Done. Nothing. Okay, yeah, done.

Yeah, anything. Completed. I said, okay, well, which of Eric Jalai's comics have you read? And he, after several hours, said, well, none of them. And I go, well, well which of Eric July's comics have you read? And he after several hours said well none of them and I go well, then you don't you can't really say Just fucking stop bothering us. Just fucking stop bothering us. Stop saying make a better comic if you're not even reading the comic. God. No one's reading it. I actually, the more parasites that get on Eric July and suck him dry the funnier it is. Like all none of these people are trying to help him. They're trying to take his money the ultimate conservative mindset is Looking at a money you could put you could put a piece of paper in front of them that said a hundred billion dollars Just a piece of paper and they would start to salivate wildly

I go oh god, how can I get some of that? How can I get some of that? My dick's hard for that hundred million dollars. That's it! That's the only thing they could focus on. That's why they're making all this media. That's why they're making Mr. Birchum. That's why they're making Ice-Om. That's why they're endlessly obsessed with Eric Jilai is because he's just holding up a piece of paper that says 4.3 million dollars and they're going, how do I get some? How do I get some? How do I get some? How do I get some of that? Rumble! Hundred million dollars! How do I get some? How do I get some? That's the only thing.? How do I get some how do I get some that's the only thing?

Now you're talking that's it stuff. That's it Yeah, if you want me if you're a hooker and a conservative walks in you can't get them hard Just hold up several dollar bills Like that's it that's the only fucking thing that drives these people yeah Yeah. Is looking at another guy and going, how can that guy make me money? Uh... And the answer is represent. Wait, did I play? Did I play that? I don't fucking know.

Uh, having to buy new gym equipment. Mmm. You ever had to do that? All the time. Hahaha! What do you mean? I've been borrowing my sister's gym equipment for like 10 years. Yeah.

Or 8 years or something. Right. And she calls me up and she goes, hey, the boys want to do some exercising so I'm going to go ahead and pick up that gym equipment and I said, oh no. What do you got, like a bench? I got a whole rack. I've seen that rack. The weights and everything.

Isn't that fun though? I feel like this is a fun problem. It's not fun to buy stuff? Yeah. No. That is not fun. I love to shop. You're buying some Evangelion stuff.

I'm not buying stuff. I'm not buying stuff. I'm not buying stuff. I'm's not a fun fun to buy buying stuff. Yeah, no that is not. I love to shop Some even Make those I doubt it. That's the one thing they don't make Condoms were not big sellers for some reason. I go search for workout equipment. Oh yeah, okay. Oh, well that's not too bad. Oh, it's a bench press with no weight stuff.

Oh, okay. Why would anyone sell that? Who the fuck would want it? Just a bench press. Okay, well how about just with weights? Okay. Oh, 600 pounds. Oh, that's like a lot Let me check that out. Oh, oh it can support six hundred Okay, well how about this like with weights? Oh yeah, this comes. Don't we have an argument about weights at one time 20 pounds of weight

20 who the fuck would want 20 pound okay? Well it's still it's like $200. Let me just up it Okay, how much of the 45 pounds of weights are? $90 is that for shipping? There's that to pick them up. That's just how much they're calling the problem with weights You would think like a how much would you think a plate like a 45 pound plate would cost like $5? How much I would think 50 bucks or something. It's a big hunk of metal. The problem is metal prices They're getting metal weight metal prices. Are you getting metal weights? Metal prices? What the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah, a lot of metals gone up or the steel. I'm getting shrimp weights. How much are those? You getting copper? You getting pure copper weights? You getting the good copper ones? What are you talking about? What is good? Like sand? Is that what you're saying? No, well they have the sand filled ones and those are way cheaper. They suck though. How do they suck? I don't care. Because they're plastic. They don't feel good. How do they suck? I don't care cuz they're plastic out. They fall they don't feel good How do you know I've had the sand weights? I don't like them. What were you doing with them? You know just looking at them with them putting stickers on them. Yeah rolling them around the house and stuff

Every time no matter how old I get if I ever have to buy weights or workout equipment It's always a little bit more than I think and then I say well surely I can just go to Offer up or Craigslist or something and get a deal. You would think you would think and then it's somehow more than the goddamn brand-new stuff Okay, well, I'll just go to offer up weights Quote I didn't end up working out, end quote. It's like they're raising the rate to punish you for their inability to follow through on their life-changing decisions. Do you know what I mean?

Yes. Well, they want top, it's, what do you call it? It's that thing where price, anchor pricing. Anchor pricing. Anchor pricing. In their mind, they paid a certain amount for that item, and therefore they want the amount that they sell it for. 99%.

Yeah. Yeah, or 105%. Right. You know, this is a vintage item. This is a classic item. I got this during COVID. You can't get these anymore. You can't get these anymore.

It's all sold out. This is the premium stuff. So I asked my sister, well, when are you gonna come pick it up? I need to get time to like, you know, get some new weights. It's Monday. Fucking Monday.

No. Are you just kidding me? Why don't you lift some books while you figure out your weight situation. Books are gay. I'm gay enough. Books are gay. I don't wanna gay it up. Why don't you lift some of your large steaks

that you cook incorrectly. That was much way something, right? It looks like a boiled steak. Boiled, where you've just slapped it on a grill. I was expecting a little bit of steak talk from null because if I talk steak Did the word sear even happen? No, I didn't hear the word sear on a hot iron Yeah to get those lines on it to get those lines. Yo grill marks you mean That's exactly not hear the word sear once

that's a man who does not know how to critique a steak I listened to that and I realized that he's only like 26 years old he did not say render out the fat cap if he had said render out the fat cap I would have said okay or sear the fat cap whatever he didn't say any of that that man does not know meat

fat guys probably eats a lot of McDonald's. He's a, look, there's trashy fat guys and there's, you know. I think it takes a while to learn food as a fat guy. It takes a while to evolve into a cultured fat guy. Yeah. Like a Guga Foods, you watch that Guga guy on YouTube? No, no, no, I don't. Just a big Hispanic guy who cooks a steak every day.

Great show. I got put in a meat timeout too, so this was like a big meat return. That's why I got such a silly oversized steak. Big meat return. Yeah. I was eating too much red meat. I was thinking about it.

I went to, I went to a Clearman's with my buddy, like last week. Fantastic steak. They got cross hatches on it. They do, they do. They're pretty hatches on them. They do. They're pretty good. They're not the best but for the price and for all the ambiance. They don't have any Kraft Singles cheese. No Kraft Singles which is a big problem. They do have that cheese butter though which they put on that potato. I don't get the cheese butter anymore

though. Straight butter for me. I don't need that cheese but it's not even melting the stuff. I'm melted Yeah, it doesn't even have melting. Well, man, he didn't say seer and that's how I know that man does not know All right, that's my problem. That's a great show guys our problems were going to the vet posting steak pictures money shaming and You're buying new buying new workout equipment. Don't forget our voted up problem, Texas Legal Myths. Hit that up on the problems page and vote on all the problems at biggestproblem.show.

Don't forget bonus episode, Biggest Problem in Prison, coming hopefully next week. That'll be at patreon.com slash biggest problem. Our sponsor this week is nobody, fuck you. Why do you care? Let us do what we want? What is happening here? I'm trying to get a like a thing here. Okay, I Mean this is this is another classic hilarity

Isn't it? It's a little something. Isn't it? It's just you know, there's just these little funny things. Yeah. Just these little funny things. This is Yaira. This is Yaira. This is the pinnacle flashback moment. If you remember then that Eric Schlye started all this by flagging Riley's, by DMCAing Riley's store. Because he said he was ripping off his logo.

Sure. By showing a clip-a-verse instead of rip-a-verse. You know you can point at your microphone at any point. Right there. There it is. Now, it turns out that Yaira... Why are you reversed? Fix that.

I don't know. Yaira is this sword that's all over the comic. See how clear it is? Yaira is not the sword. Yaira has a sword. Yaira has a sword. You see this, how specific it is? Yaira is not the sword, Yaira has a sword. Yaira has a sword. You see this, how specific it is? You see how it's identical from panel to panel?

Look at that, look at the detail. See this thing here? Turns out that's actually a stolen 3D asset from the game Skyrim. It's the Skyrim Iron Sword. And see how it's totally identical? See how this is totally

They definitely used it as the basis For just rendered. It's well There's a little they changed the health a little bit and they know they didn't look at the pommel on the bottom and the top right hand bro Okay, a little bit of creative liberty. Okay. So they changed... No, no, no, no, no, no, look! They just cropped it out. They just cropped out that part. They cropped out the 3D... They took the 3D asset and they cropped it out.

Well... That's different. I don't know if they... Look at that, look at that. Right. I think they might have traced it. I don't think they inserted the 3D into the comic. I know they did because look at how precise this is. Nobody would trace... nobody would trace this with this weird point here and then this line here. This is a rendered 3D asset. I can't say to no nothing about no comic tracing.

I don't, I don't know. No one could trace this. It is the Skyrim, so I don't have to mention. Canaan White did not trace this. He rendered this and stole- Hold on, I thought a lady drew it. He's the art director though. Mm.

He stole this from Skyrim. So Eric has a lot of nerve accusing Riley of his obvious parody logo of being trademark infringement when he is literally stealing 3D assets from the world's biggest video games. I mean, I would just think if you're going to make a Viking sword, why don't you look up like what Viking swords look like instead of looking up this weird fantasy sword. But you know what? Whatever your creative process is, you know, that's how we make great comic books.

Eric's like, well, that ain't locked. It ain't chained up. I'm a steal that soul. I'm a stealing comic books Eric's like what that ain't locked it ain't chained up I'm gonna steal that soul. I'm gonna steal that 3d model right has ever put a bicycle in the comic Somebody left is sitting out there are we allowed to do whatever Are we allowed to do? I'm whatever. Oh guys, what a shit. Hibbity dibbity, I like Mike. Nobody chained up this 3D bike. You want to do any voicemails? Or we got no voicemails? I have tons of voicemails. Let's do a couple voicemails.

Guys, what a great show. Thanks everybody. Null's so silly. Why is he so upset at me? I feel like there's a chance to, well, we didn't even bring up Null's insane breakdown of being banned on Twitter and completely falling apart. Let me find that. I said, for 20 bucks we'll read Null's. For 20 bucks we'll read Null's. I'm the biggest N-word in the John Lennon.

I'm the world's biggest N-word. I was going to say I'm the N-word of the world. What's that song? Woman is the N-word of the world. Rock and roll N-word, I thought. Rocking around the N-word of the world. What's that song? Woman is the N-word of the world. Rock and roll N-word, I thought. Rockin' around the N-word tree. That's a different one. That's not what I was thinking of.

Okay. You should be able to write songs with that word. Well, the blacks are still allowed to write songs with that word. The whites not so much. Well. It's coming back around. Are Jews whites still?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They write all the music. Don't clip that and send it to Gabe. They're writing all the music for the blind guys. At least make Gabe pay you for all the... I love that Gabe Hoffman says, Oh, send me clips of Dick saying something offensive. Just send him the entire podcast. What are you talking about?

He said, do you have any clips of Dick being anti-Semitic? And I'm like, Hey guys, please send Gabe Hoffman a bunch of anti-Semitic whatever the hell. The day after October 7th I I put Hamas's attack to the a team sound track. That was pretty good That was a great that was a great bit start there. That's a great bit. Do you want to do any voicemails again? I'm sorry dicks all frantic. I

Don't know. Oh god. Why are they all about horny logic? They're all about Jesus Christ get your super chats in You know prior to this last week show. I always thought veto was just kind of an edge Lord kind of like some Fatanic Jackass that you know was depressed veto is unlistening all this somebody said but after his horny logic example But after his horny logic example, I don't even think I can say anything else. It speaks for itself. Okay, fair enough. What do you think about that?

I think I just brought in a new, sometimes you try to twist a new story into a problem. Yeah. And you don't get a good, maybe I should have found a better news story of like a guy. You didn't need a news story. Striking out at the- Just could have talked about horny logic.

I just- Sure. Vito, your horny logic problem from last week is fucking gross and horrible bro that is that is not horny logic at all man horny logic is like when you know I know and you fuck a fat chick I know that's why you watch and have and you regret it easy but you were horny easy I wanted some so you got some easy it's not being sick in the head and being a fucking pedophile Jesus Christ, I think that are you fucking? Go fuck yourself. We break the problem down that guy was definitely horny You know this morning logic thing that's going on here. This is a bad idea. You should not have described it like that

What you have done is Given an example that you've only given examples that are relatable to people who have I brought up and are very uncomfortable about them. Sure, like they don't know how to cope with A chunk of your audience, Alright. Which is like distress mentally. I don't want to take my phone to a toilet. And uncomfortable with their sexuality. Sure. Thank you very much for doing that.

You're welcome. I'm sure that there are a lot of people, not me, but there are a lot of people in your audience who are having a crisis over this. Your audience. Because you've put this idea in their head that these weird fucked up thoughts that they have- Are horny. Yeah, you put this idea in their head that these weird fucked up They have you did no one can control like You can control it. You those are bad. Those are like Raving children and being a pedophile. Thank you

Rape any children that's different Children that's different Totally related doesn't matter if it's relatable it's bad It should be relatable horny lodge Honey logic is relatable look I want to break down there's two words in there horny was this man nothing was he horny was he horny for these kids? I don't know I'm gonna assume I don't want to call that word horny. I will pick a different word What what do you mean a different word cuz horny means like a natural? He's sexed up for these kids

No, it's not the same word You can't say like I love oh, I love my wife. Oh, I love my dog You're assuming that hornyness is always innocent. It doesn't it's not always innocent I don't think I'm still it means something for a dog something like you're not horny for a dog Don't know you then what word would you use to describe head? You're not horny horny is like cheeky and adolescent I think words matter if a guy who's attracted to dogs sees a dog. He's probably gets horny. I got a crush on someone Oh my mom Okay, that's you led me into that with the wrong word. Whatever. I don't think I used the word horny incorrectly

You said a guy rubber banded his and cut his dick off cuz he was horny. That's definitely the wrong word. I And cut his dick off because he was horny. That's definitely the wrong word. I Don't think he has this he has a paraphilic obsession. Yeah fixation with cutting his dick It's not fucking feel like obsession not horniness. I don't know it seems like that would be the definition No, it's not the definition A hot girl is not a paraphilic Okay, so there were okay. I don't know you should know I'll take you should know It's not an L. It's just a mistake guys. I'll take the L on Trying to minimize sex crimes

We got a bunch of super chats here. Guys, get them in. That is the prior- yeah I forgot to make a thumbnail this week. I was fucking around. Fucking around, guys! Are you getting the Sonichu medallion? No, it's too afraid to send it to me. He knows how powerful it is. He knows that if it is wielded for good that it can cause great- I'm wielding it for evil. We're in Toxic World now. There's no medallion. No medallion from the normal world can stop me. You think some mom rapists?

We already have several gems- well you have several gems. The gems are a protective barrier of course. I think the medallion might be one of the gems. I'm gonna crack it open and there's gonna be a gem in it like the Tesseract from the Avengers. That's what I'm saying. They're all contained in mystical artifacts and that clearly there's a gem inside the medallion. Send me the gem. Send me the gem. Stop sticking around. Just send me the fucking gem. Send it to me. There's gotta be a couple other artifacts.

Send me all your gems. I'm gonna walk around like Mr. T. But of autism. Ah, pity the fool that didn't fuck their mom. I'm gonna have like 20 of those stupid medallions around my neck. Riley was trying to obtain a gem. There was a gem inside the uh, the Ripperverse meetup somewhere in there. No, but it was right away. They could obtain it for you. Thanos had guys to get gems for him did it work Yeah, I think what did any other guys get a gem for him he said that wizard that wizard got a guy fucked up Thanos

Thanos definitely fucked up fair enough Chud Bronson for to Canadian good to see you that you made everyone's dick small art of killing and not in jail half of you're gonna have small small dick and then Iron Man's like It's like oh me too my dick Now my dick's all tiny now Good to see you too not in jail. I am veto oink oink diamond G for two. Thanks for not killing yourselves cool for two Thank you for not killing yourselves cool for five god dang it How can we start off the show thing and listeners for not killing themselves if you start the stream on Thursday?

Diamond G for two while Coup is still alive, but it's always Thursday So these are all comments from you accidentally starting the stream yesterday Jav City for five Australian how many times will DEI super killer Israel be mentioned this episode? I think you guys should buy Blow the eight for 1.5 hours on those topics every episode no no no we didn't touch any of well We talked about super killer for two seconds. We talked about the mountains you ripped off the super killer logo. Yes Did you see that I did oh wait let me pull that which I actually thought was cool Cuz that ripped it off well no cuz I thought my logo is shitty and then I'm like oh hey if another guy did it

Then I don't know you're pretending that you didn't rip it off on purpose. I didn't know I've never heard of this show Mmm. Well you obviously ripped it off. It's called samurai Samurai something look at this shit look at ol ripoff veto. It's a little different. It's a little different Taking intellectual property veto this has a whole super killer logo bro. His has a stupid Burst around it look at this. It's not super killer logo. It's SF, but F is killer in Japan. No, it's fucking This is the same fucking logo you have this made me feel good about my logo because it means that in a parallel thinking someone Else thought this was cool, so I'm happy about that There's no busting you maybe there can be a maybe there can be a collaboration there Between you and and whatever this fucking thing this guy. Yeah, you know his superpower is what not finishing comics. That's pretty good

Good one. Okay. Let's see here. No. Why don't you post what you had for dinner? Yeah, and I'll show us your craft you boil those proud dinners And that's why he's got Kraft singles on the mind is because the only thing he makes from Kraft Mac and cheese for his own Fucking pierogies and Kraft singles. I fucking guarantee it. Well, that's how it goes Mike hunt for 10 Australian Imagine there's a timeline where Maddox did nothing after the falling out and his cartoon appears on dicks Netflix feed Nobody wants that Mike hunt. Oh, I did. I missed your bonus episode I got to listen to it. It it a bonus episode or a regular episode yesterday? A bonus episode.

A bonus episode on the Dick Show. I found an email that Maddox sent his ex-girlfriend's mom, asking her... A lot of Maddox stuff going on. Telling her that her birthday was right around the corner and that they don't talk anymore and that he wants to chip in for a present together. Real psycho shit. With the mom? With the mom. Real psycho shit. With the mom? With the mom.

Real psycho shit. You remember when I said I can't wrap my head around certain things? It's one of the things. One of the things right there. Mike Hunt for 2 Australian. My favorite band is Earth, Wind, Fire and Grimes. And Ice.

FR8, that's true. FR. Sand. 8242 for a big $50 on the board says, arg, why so much for me shipping Swabie Strike the Jolly Richard and walk the plank lib. Do you know how many super chats we have? Do you really? I'm not putting it on it's too hot. All right We're gonna maybe do the pirate later random guy for 10 Canadian are the dreaded pirate Vito be Shanghai in the shipping V from

His loyal scallywags lest you search for the super killer releases be lost in the Bermuda Triangle LOST IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE Joseph Reed for 10 American did you guys ever end up talking about the biggest problem card game? No. No, because Vito's gonna fuck it up. It'll be good. Synthetic Shinobi for five. Hey Dick, how come you don't take down Maddox's biggest problem website? Please don't flame me, I'm retarded. I gotta look at that. Don't take it down. Why do you want to take it down? Because it's damaging my trademark. It's fun to see a little snapshot of history.

Man, you, uh, me and you are on real different paths. We are. I think that Maddox cartoon's gonna be real good. FR8242 for ten, shaving a haircut. How did you see it? No, I haven't seen it yet. We could watch one right now. I don't think we have time.

I mean, maybe if we burn through a couple super chats. Oh, OK. If you want, maybe we'll watch a Maddox. Maybe we'll watch. Is there a short? How long is it? It's short. Like two minutes?

It's public. It's on Vimeo. Four minutes? Here, let me see if it's still on Vimeo. All right. No, no, no. If people want to see it, if people want to see it, if people want to see it.

I'm sure the audience doesn't want to see it. I don't know. I don't want to waste time. Really, because he's had all these animators just sitting in a limbo that they did all this work for him six years ago. Encyclopedia of Manliness on Vimeo. Might have been taken down. No, no, no, no, no. You gotta search like everything.

Appears in... Title on, yeah, that's what you everything. Appears in... Title on, yeah, that's what you want. Appears in. This? But I'm searching my own account. Appears in. Oh, whoops. Oh, was that searching your own account?

Yeah, I've done this before. I fucked it up before. Search your own shit. Search all of them. Oh, okay. Encyclopedia of... The encyclopedia. This is a publicly accessible video.

What do you see here? Nothing. Wow, there's a bunch of this stuff. Wow, there's a bunch of them The encyclopedia. This is a publicly accessible video. What do you see here? Nothing. Wow, there's a bunch of this stuff. Wow, there's a bunch of them. Ooh, baby. Well, some of these are animatics. Yeah. Okay.

Is there any finished ones on here? This one I think is finished. Okay, fantastic. This one I think is finished. I'm excited. I love Maddox comedy. I know you do. Some of it's got a certain style to it, right?

It's got those titles behind him with his name. I just wish he would make more. Well, I also hope he would make more instead of making little documentaries that are now gone for some reason. FR8242, $10 on the board. Shaving a haircut, too large. Obtuse Gnome is here for 20.

This is the best show you all have done in a long time. Kidding, the breakdancing bear stole the election. Synthetic Shinobi for 9.99. Hey, Dick, just TBF to veto. I wanted to ask if you added the ability to crowdfund on Best Buy on episode 77. You said it would be available before Superkiller comes out. It might be.

Let me see. Credit card companies kind of put a fast one on everybody. Lot of crypto weirdness going on, a lot of regulation. Has man again for 10, Dick Madison, you're my biggest hubba bubba. Vito, you are the family cow and the farm is getting sold. Get ready, fat boy.

FR8242 for 20, I'm the cow. And now a Haiku book, late high cats toys little boys oink oink Oink. Parachur Husto Yes, 20 bucks for that and now a haiku book late shipping High cats toys little boys. You gotta do it on your fingers. Oink oink. Wait, what? You know this? A haiku And now a haiku Okay, now look late shipping high cats toys Wait, what? You know this? A haiku. 575. And now a haiku. Okay. Book late, shipping high, cats toys, little boys,

oink oink. I think you have to start it. I think you have to go, book late, shipping high, cats toys, little boys, oink oink, para sure, husto. All right, he nailedusto. What is Parashur Husto? I don't f- Well Parashur Parasocial is probably what he meant. I think he got fucked by autocorrect.

Hasmet for two, finding out more about this Riketa fellow, it's sad. Hasmet for five, welcome, welcome to Hedonism, two young black bowls for you Miss Riketa and Cher with a nice little view for Munchure Riketa, enjoy your stay. Stanky finger for five, Parasur justo means TBF in Japan.

They really don't. I can't believe Nick gets more shit for Hedonism 2 than I get for Burning Man. I know. Hedonism 2, I mean, no offense, but it's like boomer exhibitionism. Were you watching EVS last night, replaying Keno Casino, trying to get Doug Tenapple to turn on Nick Reketa because they're good friends And PPP is just going like well

What about the ball? What a man of Christ really do a sponsorship for the ball though. It was all this like Christ shaming shit. He's so like Grotesquely fat. Yes and getting fatter I don't know how that guy can lecture anybody about how to live their life in the glory of Christ where I go Christ was Not 400 pounds PPP if you want to live as crowd It looks like a cabbage patch kid got their hair caught in the drain if anyone should wander through the desert for 30 days It's you dude. Come on. I Wonder how Keno casino is doing right now. I wonder how Kino Casino's doing right now.

Having a lot of fun. FR8242 for 10 says, I want to talk about warehouses and warehouse things. Solari, save us. I can't get over the fact that ice effects are missing from that trailer. You nailed it. And no one's talking about it.

Yeah, you were right. Mike Houghton for 10 Australian in Punch Punch Forever episode two, there was a gag where someone was hiding behind a bush and they came out from behind the bush that was not a different color from the background There was a bush those colors a different color, but they came out Animation I miss it now up to snow for 20 video you seem to be pretty sharp and projected great

Segosity in many areas I'm moving to LA and I need your advice We're the best elementary schools because you recommend a good Boy Scout troop in the area? Boy Scout troop 842. Why do you recommend them? Doesn't have background checks. So have a good time. Hazman for two, Mayamo Vito, soy gordo y gay. Hazman for two, don't wear the medallion dick. Don't even touch it. I'm going to touch it. I'm going to put my dick on it. I'm going to cut a hole in the medallion, make a fleshlight out of it.

How about that? Optus num for 10, Will Wheaton's name at stand by me was Gordo, Moy Gordo. Diamond G for 10, wow, it's 30 minutes of show time, look at all the super chats you've had already. It's like this episode has been up as long as a super killer campaign.

Get us the book, the Boink Oink, before Oinktober. Oinktober? Stop it. Don't encourage this. Get us the boink! Get us the boink oink before oinktober! I've never heard oinktober before! You get plenty of fat shaming at the end of this show.

You can hold it, you can wait for that, okay? You can hold in the fat shaming at the end of this show. You can hold it. You can wait for that. Okay In the fat shaming a little bit Fr8 to 42 for 50 and Says veto. I really admire you you get your balls busted constantly and you roll with the punches Actually veto one and two brought me here your opening of hey buddy How you doing is up there with the best of media lines. Solid Brother Never Stopped. Oh, a nice little super chat for me. What's Vidal One and Two?

Those are my YouTube channels. Oh. Not been updated as I dedicate myself tirelessly to the completion of Superkiller. You gotta do more videos. Why? There's no point. Because it's money, you know?

It's not money. That's the problem. You gotta shit them out. Shit them out. You know? After the book's done, we'll talk about hiring books done. We'll talk about hiring an editor Well, you talk about hiring I will I will talk with my audience about hiring an editor Diamond G for two veto can roll with punches because he has so many rolls

I would think Vegas for two bigs problem is dog eating shit. Yeah, Peter Wagner for five You know how much for a workout stream? I don't know I would have to set up a camera. Judd Bronson for two, Canadian, who is goes oinks. So you're already working out, you know. I'm already working out. It's a test 22, I can't set up a camera without being on stream.

Steve for two asks, what's the parrot's name? I'm a pedophile. Stop that. TBF for five, Vito Stinks seeks you out like one of those old timey cartoon pie smells, except instead of homemade baked goods It's an incontinent de mentor. Yes, Doc Nick for two. I think it's going TBF Well, actually to be a fairly good show does not qualify

Dominic for five imagine how much funnier this would be if super killer was out. Yeah Man Eric Wong for five last week. You said there's no good horror movies. That's so wrong There's dozen all over Trump prime and to be and fairways and shuttered nice try Austin next for two say please veto please thank you thank you and please please and thank you for this delicious iced tea with raspberry flavor 100% natural not the green tea she looked for cucumber but they didn didn't have any well. You know I love that cucumber Yeah, diamond G for to kick off dial for the show start time. Thank you for not killing yourselves Riley and friends for five dick Vito Thank you for not killing yourselves. I'm getting two kids tomorrow. What should I name them?

PP and poo poo I don't know man two kittens Why are you getting two kittens Riley name of Riley and then is name of Riley's kittens. Why are you getting two kittens Riley? Name of Riley and then. This is different Riley, this is not our Riley. Have you lost weight? You motherfucker. You called into my show like two months ago. Three months ago. And you have got to lose weight. You better have been fucking losing weight.

What did he do? I don't know this. You can't be, you gotta lose weight. You gotta be healthy. Fair enough. You don't wanna be PPP. Trixie the Golden Witch is here and for $2.00 says, I'm taking Nolz Artargem. Stream after yours guys, after we finish. Maybe head on over and watch Trixie the Golden Witch

on YouTube. I don't know if they have a custom URL. Name one cat the N-word and name the other cat the actual N-word. At Trixie the Golden Witch on YouTube. There you go. Straturgery for a big 10. Imagine you watch the start of the show timer

and think it's gonna wind down to zero, but instead it resets and Chuck Dicks in my ass. No one wants that Vito and Dick. No one wants that. Cole Marklin for five, never forget Keemstar made in front of Woody's special needs son, challenged Woody to a fight, Woody accepted, then Keem backed out.

That's one of the bad, that's the bad man, that sir very bitchy Katie did is here and for two dollars is hell Y'all and fuck yellow flesh I agree Ben Shaw for five Canadian dick Southern Ontario shitbag accent is on point He's not a man of God What a man of God telling you what to do, okay? He's not a man of God. You want a man of God telling you what to do, okay buddy? Alright? That's really good. That's fucking really good.

Holy shit. Look, what are we even doing here? Okay? Do you disavow all the- Do you disavow all the- All the hate-in-ism? All the bulldoe and all the kids, man. We're really talking about the kids here.

If his kids are- If his kids have been eating and they're all stinky? The worst thing that could happen to anybody is to be hungry For even a minute body, okay? Oh They really thought Doug ten Apple was gonna be on their side He said have you ever met a kid who doesn't say they're hungry and they're like fuck and like this whole segments broken Jose I'm for five, you know, it's been months since the black trucks me shirts have been out of stock. How have you not fixed this?

Even Mint Salad would have fixed it by now. So medium all, check if they're back in stock. Why is even Mint Salad? I don't know. I love how all these pieces of shit are like, Mint Salad, they're all taking advantage of Mint Salad. Mint Salad's like, I'm way smarter than you guys. You guys are all fucking weird freaks and retarded.

She's an excellent entrepreneur. I like Mint salen. Solid BM for two, says 42 days until Deadpool and Wolverine. Meow Mang Chegs for five, he'd have shaped like a butt plug. Square your shoulders, you melting snowman. Lawrence Devaney for two, man. For his legal defense. Well, how do people find Riley's legal defense?

I don't know. I think we should tell them now. Why don't we tell them? Do you have the link? What am I, like a link fucking master? No, but doesn't it share your... What are you talking about? Just type in GoFundMe. Go... fund me.

There. You had it. What the fuck? It's in your history moron What the fuck that one right there guys go to go fund me calm support dash force dash young dash Dash battle young Clipper just search young clip Young how do we find it from go fundundMe? GoFundMe. Look up Young Clipa. Search.

Fuck Eric July. No that's not gonna find it. That's not helpful. It didn't work. Young Clipa. There it is right there. And you can go on GoFundMe and if you want Riley to be able to. What a fucking amazing, look at that shot man.

Very good, he looks tough. It was cool that the cops let him keep his sunglasses on. They let him keep the shades on. They're like, we know you need some shots for the Instagram. We're gonna let you keep the shades on. We understand. Obviously, we think Riley, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. I assume maybe paying a lawyer,

obviously needing to travel to Texas, where Riley is not a native. He'll need money for that. So if you would like to support his legal battle against this Injustice that has been delivered on to him go to go fund me calm and search for young I need your help on this one, man. That's the word young and Clippa with an a CLI PPA

We support you Riley on well, I suppose I do more we gotta do something more than that Finally, well, I support your legal fund. I gotta do something more than that. You gotta do like a whole thing. Maybe we all need like 10, $20,000. Maybe we can all go to the warehouse and voice our displeasure. Maybe, can we rent a warehouse? Can I rent a warehouse?

Would that be how to upset Eric Shalai? And open a dance studio, a popping studio, and every day Eric comes out and there's a bunch of guys pop-locking their butt holes back at him. The Eric Shalai School of Dance we're gonna open. Are you allowed to do that? How about I open an optometry center so when that cross-eyed guy comes out,

we can fix his fucking eyes. We're gonna pay for his eye surgery. We're gonna help him out. You see how tough he was? That he outweighs Riley by like. He pulled up his sagging pants, which is the ultimate black form of disrespect. Is to say not only am I confronting you, but I'm not even wearing a belt. The rip-a-verse, none of us have dads. Is that the... we know the Soska sisters don't have fucking dads, right?

It's a lot of fatherless behavior going on. You think they're pissing in each other's mouths with the dads and all that? That's why they tried to get Vincent Valentine to be their new dad. Was he their dad? I'm the Final Fantasy VII guy. Oh man. You know, there's a lot of bad guys. That's fine.

You're a lot of time. You're very used to dealing with this. Diamond G for two. The answer to the ultimate question is 42. Johnny Rockin' for five. We all know Sean is the real mastermind behind the human trafficking. Oh. G for two. The answer to the ultimate question is 42. Johnny Rockett for five. We all know Sean is the real mastermind behind the human trafficking. Steve for two. Thoughts and prayer players. Thoughts and players. Hugh Jazz for 10. I was too late to say this last week, but have you heard that song a VTuber sang years ago about a

loli getting passed around by her brother's dormitory? VTubers are a special type of dormitory. Wow. I didn't hear that. That's crazy. Oh no, we did look last week at Gator interacting with VTubers. That was- The pedophilia wasn't even the worst part. It's up there. It's up there. You're making me feel bad for the pedophile. Say my name, pedophile! I don't want to say your name!

I don't want to! I don't want to say it! I am the threat of you, Gator man! Oh, Gator! Crocodile want to say your name! I don't want to! I don't want to say it! I am afraid that you'll get the better! Crocodile man, please leave me alone! Oh my god. Braves Ryan for five, dick vs fatty PPP and fatty Null. Classic dick is coming.

All your haters are getting a little chunky. You boys are all fat. You need to lose some weight. You gotta be hitting the... You gotta bend your weights. No, you need to do push-ups. You need to get some... You need to put some fucking weight on your back. You need to you need to do push-ups. You need to get some... You need to put some fucking weight on your back.

You need to get down and do push-ups. I wanna find out what Null weighs, and I wanna destroy his BMI. He's got a weight. How big is he? How tall is he? Can't be that tall, looking at him. He's got a weight 285.

I think... You think 320? Cause you're tall. I don't think Null's as tall as you. I'm a six foot guy. I'm lucky I can wear it pretty well. Null's gotta be 5'8". Yeah. Looking at it, you can look at his face and just know that's-foot guy. I'm lucky I can wear it pretty well. I'm getting all's gotta be 5'8 Yeah, yeah looking at it. You can look at his face and just know that's a short guy really

So what do you think he's to? 265 5 I think he could be at the same way. He could be at 285 We could be a similar weights despite the the high side gotta run his laughter through AI You know they're working on that they're working on that they can measure the breaths See that craft single I've even had rare steak before Suit yourself is here for five Australian you tweeted you wanted an animated PDF to veto and dick So I did one link in your DM. Thank you. Thank you. Take a look at that later

Fi fr for five dick do you think Eric drives a Pontiac? We're not gonna do that joke fr for 10 Austin. Thanks for being the Johnny douche on the spot They don't make Pontiacs anymore. Do they does that still look down our brand? I don't know I thought I thought they don't make Pontiacs. What are poor old's doing? Diamond G for two, Stand Up Guy, Vito. What are they buying then? What are they buying? Cadillacs? JJ for five, trigger discipline aka Reddit finger. Tony for ten, Vito, what is the finished page count at? I can call and yell your artist for you. What's it at? 55. 55 out of how many?

66. So it's almost done. Yeah. You have very little time. No, I think we're going to, I think we're on track. I think, based on the strategy that I've outlined. The coloring, you just got to go like click, click, click, click, click, like fill in, fill in, fill in, fill in, right? Sloppy, get it done, get it out the door.

I think people are gonna be surprised by the color. Okay. In a good way. Okay. Think they're gonna have a lot of fun with it. I actually with that mountain thing. Yeah.

I think it's good. Now I think it's gonna be really funny when it comes out. What, in what way? Well, at first I thought everyone's gonna tear your comic up, but now I realize how stupid they are. Right. They're gonna tear it up for really retarded reasons. It's gonna be a lot of unlicensed reference material. It's gonna be like a lot of that. Like a gold rush to over swing. They are already in a gold rush to it we've we're well past that point I tweeted out four panels it got hundreds of responses yeah unfinished on that meme ology guy is fucking retarded he's crazy he's obsessed with he's obsessed he's been stupid clipping our show for no reason. He clipped me laughing and thought it was like a huge own

Although somebody pointed out I really should have slow rolled the reveal that it's definitely not 3d and just let them run with that for weeks No, they would have made they would have made that person's about it. I don't know my artist I really got arrested my artist who I really wish would not look at my Twitter because he's like What the fuck I just drew some mountains and all these people are saying that I'm drawing 3d whatever and I'm like, bro Yeah, you're making art man. I'm like I gotta tell you something. These people are crazy and nothing They say matters just stay the course He's like should I make a video like a time-lapse of me drawing mountains

I'm like it does make a time-lapse that looks like you're doing a 3d Honestly, it would be better for you to rotate some 3D mounts into place. Man, solid BM for two, you didn't make a color mood board before starting. Honestly, that's something I might need to do. Just Ibane for five, well, laying down the base colors, laying down the shading. You should have done it 55 pages ago.

Just saying. You know, why don't you make a fucking kind of book? Because it seems horrible. It is horrible. Just Ibane You know, why don't you make a fucking comment book? Because it seems horrible. It is horrible. Just Eyebond for Five Australian fires a professional colorist because he thinks he can do it better, outsources decisions to Twitter. I fired one professional colorist to hire another one.

And I will say this. Cheaper one. Well, yeah, a lot cheaper. The first guy was real pricey and just not giving me what I want. Sucks? No, he doesn't suck. He's just- Dog shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This guy is great.

Joke. Same guy who colored the covers and he did a great job on the covers. Just was not working for the interior pages. Solid BM for five, Eric used honey and soda. If I hired a colorist, I'd give him like a Japanese racist picture

of a black guy in an anime and say color it, like just black and white and say color that. That's your test. That's the test test a really racist picture he's got a color cuz you know how they have the Japanese you know I'll send him a Robert Crum comic yeah yeah yeah okay there you go let's see what you come back with just to make sure they're back and they're like oh well you can't do the lips like you don't know I mean I'll say this yeah when you're working with foreign guys. They don't care Like that American cash dollar goes way farther here. That's the thing is you're like I

Tell these people is the people fuck is this I'm just fucking around It's just fucking trash that you're putting your whole fucking thing is trashers trash everyone comes in and just trashes it I Do a great show I have the right it. I do a great show. I have the right to... You did not do a good show today. You are way too in your emotions. There was a dichotomy, okay? Dichotomy is good. One guy is off the chain, the other guy is quiet and reserved. Good cop, bad cop. Bad cop, good cop.

No, it was cop, dead cop. Dead cop is a good character. I watched that show. Dead cop is not a good character. Weekend at Bernie's. I would watch. Bernie was really. Bernie lit it up. Bernie made the movie. Bernie made the movie. Okay.

That's a great concept. Let's see, SolidBMfor5 says, if Eric used honey instead of Vin Negger, he would have ended this feud. First time I've seen it spelled that way. CG for 10, it's hilarious to people who said Cap Marvel was their breaking point or breathlessly defending Yaira,

which is objectively worse than using 13 year old stolen video game assets. Yaira's dog shit. I thought about making a review I don't know if I have time. He betued for two, remember Riley was not at the warehouse with scissors I don't know if that's correct. No it is that is he was at a spirit Halloween Oh and he took the picture in the parking lot? Yeah, yeah, yeah It's like five miles away from so he was not actually in the parking lot? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like five miles away from... So he was not actually in the parking lot with the scissors. Yeah. Oh look at that. That steak's fucking amazing Why does that matter though? It doesn't matter if he had the novelty scissors in the parking lot Dude, Eric is just crying about anything It's completely irrelevant. Eric is sitting there forwarding cops. Hey, so did you get the newest

Twitter to do a post that I sent out? The fact that he went to the cops after Nick Reketa said, bro So you're not afraid is there a locked gate? No. Yeah, are you scared? No, no, I would kill them I would have killed him then there's still then there's really no problem here. Yeah What was I looking for? You were looking for a picture of Riley holding scissors, which again is irrelevant I don't think we even need to see it. Right there. I trust you.

Look, Ross Dress for Less. See this? He's in front of a Ross Dress for Less. See this? Same parking lot. So Eric took this and sent, Eric took this picture. Can we see it? Can we see it?

Show, you gotta show Riley. There's Riley. And there's a Ross Dress for Less that he's standing outside of. Eric July took this picture and emailed it to the police. Yes. Even though, and he falsely misrepresented it as Riley outside my warehouse holding a giant pair of scissors and I am afraid for my life.

And I am afraid for the safety of myself and my employees. Something's going on. Eric sucked somebody's dick or his wife sucked somebody's, sucked some cop's dick. Eric sucked a cop's dick or his fat wife sucked a cop's dick to get this warrant through? You know, I don't know the legal process. You would know better than me.

Something happened. Somebody's dick got sucked. And July did it. Well, does Chuck Dixon have any ideas what might have happened there? I feel like he would be able to weigh in on that. Let's see. Might need to get a, I saw him out of there.

I think I would click it a second time. I know, I'm fucking clicking on it. There we go. Yeah, his whore wife did it. Fuck. I was waiting for like a little bit of, yeah of yes, her wife did it. Thanks Chuck. Thanks for showing up. Oh That's how you start a show Did you see Renfamous just totally buck?

Buckbroke. Yeah, did you see that shit? I uh, I heard it. I don't remember if I remember exactly what she said Oh, this is the most brutal. Renfamous, infamous Twitter SJW. A white woman has broke a black guy like this since Emmett Till, right? Didn't this have a ton of, she had like a ton of retweets on it too, I believe. Is that an accurate reference? Did a white woman get Emmett Till hanged? I believe that it was a white woman at a candy store said this black man

Tried to touch my yeah. Yeah. Yeah a white woman Hasn't wrecked a black guy like this Renfamous some bitch. I don't know who this is says Sell feet pics next time you'll be able to leverage way more of Glenn Beck's audience and won't have to spend four hours a day on YouTube trying to convince people you read comic books. Ooh.

Eric Jalai responded. Now, the first thing you'll see here is that Eric Jalai's response is so much bigger than Renfamous's. That means you lose. Right. Doesn't matter what you said. Well there's a popular blaxploitation movie that I like to hear. Oh hey what's that? Oh yeah! Time to respond. Hey, sell feet pics next time. What? You'll appeal to Glenn Beck's audience

and you won't have to spend all day pretending you read comic books. Oh, what? Listen here. I do not take advice from broke fat people with the blue hair. But because I'm athletic, handsome, and doing very well for myself, I'm gonna give you advice. If you spend four hours a day working out, you could maybe fit your fat ass in size 42

men jeans six months. I'm not owned at all. I'm a bad judgment. I'm a poetic. I don't even care what you said! I'm just making my comic book! Gotta make, gotta make that comic. Yeah, Eric.

You're so athletic. I'm the most athletic comic book man! The Skaska sisters told me! Guyra number one, it's not a shitty comic. It's not even supposed to have CG in the trailer It's the element of ice Stalkers See them scissors you see them

You can't stop me Texas my town! All right. Excellent. I do not take advice from broke, fat people. He's fat. Eric is fat. And short.

And short. I'm taller than Eric Jellon. But because I'm athletic, you aren't, bro, you are not athletic. Did you ever expect that the world of comic books, you know, I remember reading about image, you know, like a guy like Rob Liefeld. Thanks a lot. Just make a big fucking mess, bro. Dump coffee.

You can't drink the coffee. You always gotta leave half of the coffee in there. There's a tiny little bit of coffee left in there. You gotta be fucking kidding me, man. There's a tiny little bit of coffee. Just drink the coffee gotta be fucking kidding me man. A tiny little bit of coffee. Just drink the coffee like a normal person. I did at the bottom of the- You gotta have six drinks like your Neil Hamburger.

I have two drinks. You have two drinks. You have two drinks. You in full iced tea, a full coffee. Just put that anywhere. Just put it anywhere Vito. Can we move along? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry doesn't get the fucking- Vito get animated! Vito get animated! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's crazy. Fuck you. It's crazy Anyway Beach Hook for two charity kids never actually got anything vets did Johnny Rocker for two Riley's bills just had bunnies on them correct Oh kids didn't get anything Eric said it was for kids and they didn't get anything No, no Manny Musket survive unlike Vito. I'm still doing comedy

So send my latest set on YouTube to anyone who can book me guys check out check out Manny Musket's He's a real comedian. I'm a fake. He has new jokes I'm a comic guy big comic guy now What I was gonna make is remember when comics was like little scrawny Canadians like like Todd McFarlane. You're like this is fun This is fun. I'm like this is the modern comic age is just a guy talking about being athletic Yeah, but he's like little and weird. Feels off-brand. He looks like a...

First of all, he's not handsome, even for black people. He looks like a fucking hippopotamus. I like what... He looks like he has teeth... He looks like his teeth are stumped coming out of his fucking head. He looks disgusting. Here's the people I trust to make comic books.

Weird nerds, scrawny Canadians, and Jews. That's it. Anyone else? I'm suspicious. Black Crimson for Five Australian, thanks for the snacks. Thanks for not killing yourselves. Utah-based Armenian for Five. Dick had a peaceful life on the internet

before Vito came along and caused all this drama. No, no, Tony from Black to Movies. Tony did this. I did nothing. No, you did it. JJ for Five. Raleigh says the bill said nothing. Just had Bunny Head and Carrot drawn on. No words, Eric is a liar. Oh, you did it. JJ for five. Riley says the bill said nothing, just had bunny head and carrot drawn on. No words, Eric is a liar.

Oh, there wasn't even anything written on the bills. No. Ditch melon aficionado for five. Two plate veto, all you can eat veto. Always with the hot buffet tips. Do more unhinged food content. Need that long form video of the $5 in shitening. Nominal for two is Riley,

just a goon doing crime for the show now. Riley does not represent this show as much as people want to say that he does. Riley uh... Everybody always says Dicks guy Riley. Dicks whatever the fuck. Who gives a fuck? I don't give a fuck. Who fucking cares? Riley's a friend of mine. He's fucking hilarious. Because they don't... Eric is a fucking bitch. They know that Riley's just like of mine, he's fucking hilarious. Because they don't, they don't- Eric is a fucking bitch. They know that like Riley's just like a guy who's having fun, so they have to try and they have to connect it to somebody else they want to be mad at.

That's how it always is. It's always running it up the chain, who's actually responsible? Oh, it's Dick's guy, Dick did this. Yeah, he is. Okay. Yeah, I did it. You made, you made, you made Nicaricada drink. You made Nicaricada go to jail, you made a drink you made

You went to Nick recade of kids and you took the food out of their mouths so fucking annoying That's all I saw. I'm a little hard was on the Kino casino. He's like some friend. What the what are you fucking doing? Where where do you get off with this? Oh, let me just dog pile You were supposed to call Nick Reketa every day to check in and make sure he's, I don't know. It's so fucking annoying. What did we, okay, here's what I don't get. They go, some friend, what did we say about Nick Reketa? We said, this is an embarrassing situation for him.

It's funny that Dick went hard in the paint saying that this is you know whatever not rock bottom there's a little bit of something there. Well then the cops got involved. Then the cops got involved. So you had a copping problem. Okay we had a little bit of fun on the show. What do you want? What do you want? Do you want us to do a show? Okay somebody very connected to the show. Hey why don't you pussies get some friends who do interesting things instead of sitting around dissecting video games or talking about God. How about that? why don't you live a little bit with your life and

Have a life that other people talk about Yeah, but to other people who don't but you also don't do anything. Have we have you seen dick steak? His friends are going to prison, his steak is subpar. I'll do a recada cry stream if that will make everyone happy. I'll bawl my eyes out, I can't believe this happened and I could have stopped it. A guy I haven't talked to since October of 2023. But with the Cylon for 10, I'll just Riley drama just confirms for me that Texas is a state of queers. Florida is the best state, Texans have small PPS and their governor is a cripple Eric is an

F slur and they're very very proud they're in a race with Florida for who is the most pro-israel Texas is a big fight they want to be the Texas wants to be America's 53rd state behind Israel fr for they want to be Israel's first the first colony of the Israeli colony of Texas. I think that's what the Ripaverse is about, right? Oh is that- Texas secedes and is taken over by Israel. Texas becomes an Israeli colony.

I did see that in the Dokumon's- Yeah. Docu- his name is Dokument, right? It's a fucking play! It's Eric Jilai's fucking hilarious play on the word document. Oh, it's document Like document. I don't know maybe He documents Salari is a Jewish name right? I don't know it's an Israeli compound

Yes, it is Texas is a Texas is an Israeli state. That's the Rippaverse. The Rippaverse finally has a hook. That's the hook. What if Jews took over Texas? What would that look like? Bad.

Well, there's a lot of inflation immediately. Q-tips cost $20. We've seen that. Alright, well can we get a call to prayer to get a Pokemon that will rid us of the Rippa FGs that are in our chats? Apparently we have a lot of Rippaverse people watching the show A lot of Rippaverse fans. Have any of the Rippaverse fans followed any women into a parking lot? To argue about a comic. Do you know how- Vido! What? What? Do you know how- What? Very haram. Yeah

What is his name? life follow woman follow? Chad rip of earth's fans. Yes, I'm in salad. Yes parking lot Woman into parking lot and does not rape her only creeper is not her own only Big time where she wear veil she wear veil of no no veil must punish with rape He must punish with rape creepiest thing you've ever seen Even worse than rape to follow into parking lot autistic with no veil Follow into parking lot. Yes.

In the dark. Yes. Close mouth so not able to be seen at night. Must open her only stones feed. Stone, stone the infidel. Would you rather be- Only stones. Would you want-

You're a woman in a dark alley. Woman in a dark alley. Woman in a dark alley at night. Yes. You want to be number one? Number one. Raped. Or number two?

Yes. Here's some tiny tooth freak talk about a comic book. Ah, praise to the almighty. Would you rather be raped or talk about Tiny Teeth Freak talk about comic book? Rape is much... Rape is preferable. Preferable. Preferable.

Preferable. Rape is preferred. No, talk about comic. Rape is preferred. Mad woman want the rape. Or... Or? Listen to Tall... Tiny Teeth... Yes? Talk about comic. Rapist preferred. Mild woman want the rape. Or... Listen to tall tiny teeth talk about comic book.

No. No. No. Rapist preferred. Is not haram. Is not haram. But not as bad as Pokemon. Not as bad as Pokemon.

Something about Pokemon. Pokemon is very expensive. It's very expensive? Yes, I don't know. Being raped like a priceless. I argue with Pokemon people on Twitter. Wha- What did they say? They say that Pokemon card must not be expensive,

and I argue, for the good of secondary economy, it must have expensive Pokemon card. Very important in children's games to have secondary economy. Well, children can play a casual game with common card. Ha ha ha! You fucking cocksucker! You fucking cocksucker! You fucking cocksucker! Children can play a casual game with common card You fucking cocksucker, I know you fucking think that $20 box and they're happy. Oh you are a fucking bad

$10 charge Shit they don't need a fucking fucking rip a first creep that followed mint into the parking lot that guy was a fucking weirdo man It's not her arm Oh Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob. What was his name? It was Chad something I don't know tiny teeth like Epstein and he's tiny corn teeth like baby teeth TT tiny teeth Nostradamus for a big fucking freak that a fucking freak. That guy is, I remember watching it, and I told my girlfriend, I said, hey, call Mint right now and tell her to get this fucking freak away from her.

He's like slithering over, and I'm like, man, this is bad. This bad what's going on here. A lot of creeps. A lot of creeps. Eric Jalajia surrounds himself with freaks. Creeps. Kids are happy they get a Charizard EX for like 10 bucks. It's not a big deal.

It's not a big deal. They're kids. You're crazy. Oh, I gotta open a fucking black Charizard. They don't need it. That's for the adults. Because you need to make like $40. Yeah, Pokemon guys, still a veto file,

so I'm starting to come around on him. Nostra dumbass for a big 50 on the boards is I cannot wait for the Netflix show about the Riley and July war I think I think there's gotta get ready money. We gotta get rally money go fund me comm search for young clip More money, I need a thermometer. I need a whole thing. You can't be there. You're just too depressed about it You're bringing everybody down fair enough. I accept that Stu K for five You don't feel better by dropping prime and getting into coke, you'll have more energy than a Texas poop golem.

That's not how cocaine works. Ditch Melon aficionado for five, gloves off Vito, beset on all sides Vito, always with the hot mob hits. What was that gloves off stuff you were talking about? There's a lot going on. What did you mean? Have you seen The Godfather, you dick? Yeah. Do you remember the part where Michael Corleone got on a stage and said Here's all the stuff I'm gonna do. Yeah. Oh, yeah

Guys here's my big cool plan. Yeah, I remember that. That's really good Guys, here's my big cool plan. Yeah, I remember that. That was really good. HWJN for two, mint is the best. Shout out Culturescape ep with Vito. Shout out. I had a friend from high school find the Culturescape interview with me,

and he said, oh, I'll just watch 20 minutes of this. And he said it was fascinating. He watched like two hours of me talking to Culturescape. Wow, what were you guys talking about? He helped me reconnect with an old high school friend. Why the fuck would want to do that? Because that guy has millions of dollars in government contracts Oh, okay, and I said, yeah, you got a little conservative brand Always with the- let me see that money on the board Always with the- always with the- he's like a he's a cool guy man. He makes robots. You want a robot? No. He makes puppet robots. Yes

There's something there. 100%. There's something there. There's something there. Let's see here, Stu K for five. This episode is more of a downer than Lesbian Witch Baby Making Go Using the Force. Acolyte is worse than ISOM 2. I have people asking me to review the acolyte. And man, I just don't know how to watch that Star Wars stuff anymore.

I started watching it. I'm so bored. It opens with the fucking spaceship on fire. I don't know. Ditch melon efficient. Tim Chang's pew pew pew pew. Eric use a bitch. Shit lips for five. I'm Vito Giswoldi and I think Eric July is an F slur. MDP official for five. Vito illusion of Gaia video. Are you still thinking of it? To this day, I don't understand the ending. The ending of illusion of Gaia is that the earth reforms itself into a new earth which is our modern-day earth and the children who thought they would be separated forever by fate all end up

going to the same school in the new universe. There you go that's the ending. Bo with the Cylon for five for five thousand dollars not all aspects are scams. Hymns was an SPACF Gary Gensler. I didn't know that. Hymns is still killing it. Boba the Silent for two. Too drunk and screwed up my jokes. Sorry. Trixie the Golden Witch for two. My show will have the rage. Vito is failing to have Trixie the Golden Witch on YouTube. Glenn J. Yeah, we're in for a rage, bud. Okay. Glenn J. first.

Where is it? Alright. What if this was happening to you? I would be very sad. You would be sad. And I would make my little plans. Uhhhh, now you like that bullshit. Glen J for 8.

Australian co-host turns up for another week just to put his hand in the bag. That's why I'm here. The fans and the Skrilla. Just eye-bound for five Australian. Vito, I respect you for not caring about Riley. Stay strong, brother. I don't want him in jail. Oklovich for two.

Oink, I'm Vito, I don't know what to do. Oink, oink. You could be in Hoar Lord for five. Hey Vito, don't talk about anything or be entertaining. That's definitely what we're here for. Diamond G for two. Wartime Vito. I think this is gonna explode.

Bunker crying Vito. Parasocial Vito. Tool chest for five. Sad Sack Vito. Morphing to Sad Sack. Diamond G for two war time veto. I think this is gonna explode. Bunker crying veto Parasocial veto tool chest for five sad sack veto morphing to sad sack boogie What is SMH? Shaking my head Dickington Post for two get Ralph on. You're very affected by this. And fix this energy. I just wanted a simple life Well, I know you didn't you're always fucking with people Bell Delphine. You're always trying to expose people for being stupid You might have a point I mean you're we're at Netflix ruining like an entire globally Single-handedly stopping a whole movement. It's basically invalidating their fucking identities. It's not simple

That really it really fucked with a lot of people. I feel like we uh, we did uh, we did kind of put an end to the anti-comedy movement in one fell swoop. More than Yellow Flash's gay ass ever did. Well. Or the quartering, fat fuck. I think we have opportunities to change the world in other ways. Fat retard, fat drunk driving piece of shit. And I think I will change the world.

One day at a time. Not with that attitude. Well? You gotta come in a lot harder than that. Maybe I save my rage for another venue. No, the venue is here! You would think so. You're not like a mafia guy!

You would think so. I'm gonna make him an offer. Who? Someone. No? It's gonna be an offer he cannot refuse. Tony, close for five. Can you address the JJ, the cow, whatever?

Juju the cow for Sona. Yeah, and cuck truck allegations. Null also is meant to actually 70 IQ. Null is smart, or Mint is smarter than all of you. She's not dumb. She's not dumb at all. She just isn't like a, I mean, Vito's, usually he's very animated,

but today he can't speak at all. Most people can't speak when they're on the radio or whatever. Yeah, I'm a terrible radio host. Doesn't mean that they're smart or not smart. I'm the Aaron Imholt of this show. At least he's trying to sell something. Is he? What's he trying to sell? What's he got?

His Jiminy Glick impression. Have you ever watched his show? No, I haven't. Does he do Jiminy Glick? Yeah. And Yoda. Did you see I went on? I did go on Aaron Emholt like two weeks ago and I said hi. Why? I asked him about his involvement in the Roketa thing. What'd he say?

Uh, I asked. Did he fake cry? I forget exactly what I asked him. Oh, I think I asked if he was the one who called in the hit and he denied it categorically. Well, they never call it in themselves. They just like do a bunch of shit and push. It was a question worth asking.

Yeah, it's a good question. Thank you. I don't know, ask Null to read the origin of the the cow stuff the cows don't think everyone would really like To see that text. I think the cow stuff's kind of hot Well, I mean I'm like I'm like tell me more about the whole read Tell me more about this cow stuff read the whole thing read the whole thing whole thing I'm like read the whole thing and see how gay it is people are like is it true that you uh They asked and they're only, whatever.

Read how many animals were involved. A lot of animals. Not just the one. Meow man chegs for five, chins up Vito, everything will be okay. David too dope for two, looks like a, okay. Geeks for two, medium well, nulls a troglodyte.

Kevin McAlister for two, inject the riptard rage into my veins. I think he'd have to lose about 20 pounds to be a troglodyte. Beach hook for five, how does null flop a joke? Harder to his own audience than Vito did at a to be a Trump. Beach Hook for five, how does Noel flop a joke harder to his own audience than Vito did at a weigh game? David Marks for five Canadian, remember Vito, it's best to be nice

till it's time to not be nice, unless it's Eric July. Geeks for five, Noel sounds like a child, holy crap, get him his juice box and dino nuggies. Stiff for- He does sound like a child. He sounds, I don't think that guy ever went through puberty. You know what he's gotta do?

Take testosterone until his balls drop. Yeah, I think that would be good. But also, if he talks and... From his diaphragm. Yeah, but also pushes his diaphragm, there's an exercise. I was watching a Mori Povich show in the 90s, and there was this guy who talked like this. It's like, hi, my life has been really hard.

They showed him a way to stop that? Yeah, vocal coach came on and said, you have to talk and do exercises every day, where you push your diaphragm like this to loosen it up, and it teaches you to talk in a lower register. So that's what Noel should do. What do the transsexuals do that's the opposite of that? They just cry online.

You mean to make your voice higher? Yeah. I don't know. They got to figure that out. They didn't have transsexuals in Maury in the 90s? They definitely had transsexuals on Maury in the 90s. Come on. No, they didn't call them that. Was that all on Springer?

Oh, they didn't call them that. Yeah, that was on Springer. And Sally Jesse maybe Donahue. I miss Springer. Not Maury. Maury was like, glad stuff. We are the modern Springer, I'm going to say. Steve for five, a large bird has been added to the endangered species list.

Majestically, IceHawks... Okay, you want me to say nothing. Claptrap or Destroyer for 20, man, I love biggest problem in the universe. Keep doing what you're doing, boys. You're the internet's bad guys. I'm here for it. I'm coming for someone. We're so nice.

Yeah. We're so... We're good to people. Britsman for two, what is Dick's password to unlock ye cursed safe? Indie film 789 for five, quick dime for the poop golem. Thank you. Next issue. Diamond G for two, Vito ain't warski level of fat and dumb though. ASC presents, this is Mint Salad for five, thank you Dick, and anyone who's donated to the legal defense, go go fund me The Ripperverse loves to waste money and wants to hurt him. We appreciate you guys go to go fund me

It's fucked man. It's so fucked That Eric July is Exerting his we got to watch his video. Oh, yeah We gotta watch his explanation. If anybody wants it, we'll watch it I'm sure they want it. Defa blah blah blah for five pounds. Riley's intimidating in a Frank Reynolds always sunny kind of way. Also the worst ads can be made good.

See the fat bald English puppet from Ripoff verse. Frog Tony for five, you may be unaware, but there were three guys in the parking lot surrounding Mint. The main guy was in front of her, but there were two guys behind her. Oh really? Oh God, dude.

The Ripoff verse guys are so fucked. Yeah. They're such weird creeps. I'm glad she got out of there safe. Everyone who buys Rip-A-Verse shit is a sick freak. It only appeals to sick freaks. I always bring up where I'm like, if you made a comic book and your biggest fans were

Sturgis and your fuck some other guys up. Yeah, wouldn't you go? I've really made a big mistake here and he retweets them Does he yeah like all the time? Oh, no, and that student of God guy. Hail the Lord Yeah, real sick freaks real like ugly gross real like degenerate trash. If your top guy is in his room waiting for mom to yell at him to get off the internet. Bro, look at this. One of the sick freaks at the Rippaverse posted all of his shit. Like a picture of all of his stuff.

Yeah, yeah, no, no, get out of here. All his Rippaverse merch you're talking about? Oh yeah, I remember you posted this. I saw this. Yeah, and he had, I saw in the corner, let me find it. The fun corner. He had Doomsday meals as a nightstand. How do I do it like you do it? Just scroll down more.

No, but it's not media. I retweeted it. At Dick Masterson. You should put from colon at Dick Masterson. From... At Dick Masterson. And then whatever the words used. Nightstand. Okay. Well, that's not what we used. Maybe it's two words.

Oh, you know what? You might have deleted it? I deleted everything. Well, there you go. Yeah, well that guy Dick screwing up the show oops Let's see it happened JJ for two says check the discord. There's an Evangelion X army dumbbell They really do have it all okay. They're the best Scroll up a little probably posted a picture. I would imagine

Do do do do do do do do do do do do this is a while ago. We did the Evangelion thing here I'll find it. You're slow. Oh Yellow flash was talking about me. Yeah, everyone's talking about us that guy's like pathetic. All right, look at this. Oh Wow, that's pretty cool. I want those It's like a shake weight send those to the fucking veto fun Why don't you guys send me some exercise stuff? That's funny. That's on brand That'd be useful. Yeah I'll take the I'll take the even go if anyone can get me the Evangelion dumbbells. I will get in wait

What is yellow flash thing about me? Hold on Probably just do it. Well, he said he wouldn't be on Keno Casino tonight. He said he had to bail on that. This is gonna be a crazy show. Come learn about Dick Masterson, a man that comics gate has crowned a king. When did they crown- what is this crowning a king? That is the most pathetic-

Can you guys shut the fuck up with this stupid- Oh, they said he's the king of comic- You know that's not a real thing, right? Bro, this is like... Can you guys stop? This is totally dickless. This is what you're saying about me? This is... I see all these guys going, well, uh, they're comic skate kings. It doesn't... That's not a thing.

You guys are fucking dead. You guys... You guys talk about living in like, you live in a fictional comic book world. It's not, there is no royalty. There is no magic comic. It's a little fucking joke. Yeah. Did you make that?

You go, well, the king of comic skate. That's a joke. It's a goof. It's a fun thing that they do. It doesn't, whatever. I don't care. You're all stupid. Let's see. We got a million super chats and we're gonna read them.

All right. Clipsama says there are Evangelion weights. Thank you. Just Ivan for Five Australian. Evangelion condoms are just to prevent the cops from getting your DNA. That's smart. Very smart. CLP99 for 20 says read it please. I think that was the null cope out he's asking for. Ah! Is that something we can get to? Please I think that was the null cope out he's asking I had it I had it screen shot. Did you want to go to my Twitter and find it? Okay? Let's can you type in? At veto yeah here, and I can find that pretty quick

Actually just type vetoitoComedy space Null. Okay, and it should pop up. Now I feel bad, because he sounds so little. I don't even have a big problem with Null. I just don't know why he's being such a cocksucker all the time. Well, I had some people speculating that... What situation really fucked with him? I think he thought everyone was making fun of him behind his back and no one was and it was we were trying to tell Him like it's there's no no, there's no conspiracy. Like I don't I don't talk to these guys. I like you

He's a very conspiracy Riley's Riley's your age and he's like busting fucking with you. I Mean, I you know, I don't speak for I don't know nothing about what Ralph's doing Well, I think you just got into into your emotions Josh was banned and no was banned from Twitter Yeah, it's got a lot of traction people are very interested in what's going on And no responded to getting banned from Twitter with wait you can't show this mental breakdown No, you can't put can't put this on the screen. Okay, fair enough Well, you will read it without showing the words on the screen somebody said to know I don't think you getting banned off Twitter is a big deal and No responded you have a musical cue of some sort looking for one

We need like sad funeral Find a funeral dirt or Tato royalty-free Okay Portato, royalty free. Mmm. Okay. Portato? What the fuck is that? What do you mean what's that? I don't know what that is. Portato.

You don't know Portato? No, it's a type of music. Hit videos. It's not a type of music. I don't know music stuff, man. What the fuck would happen on Portato? I don't know. Is it a site?

It's like a fucking whole experience. Go to YouTube. Why do you not go to YouTube? What the fuck would happen on Portato? I don't know! Is it a site? It's like a fucking whole experience! Go to YouTube. Why do you not go to YouTube? Cause I don't know how to search for stuff. Royalty free. I'll find it. I know the exact song. I know the what I want. Okay.

Is this it? Was it number one? Was number one the popular one? Yeah, but that's not going to be royalty free. It is, it's a fucking- Not the performance! I'm sure it's royalty free. No, it's not! It's a fucking ancient- So the performance is not free? Who performed this?

What do you think an MP free is, dude? I'm pretty sure this is royalty free No! You're wrong! Okay, welcome to AdTown Population, everybody It's fucking Vito's fault Remember this fucking moment Where's the tweet?

Just let it sink in a little bit Let the ads sink in a little bit. Let the ads sink in. My anger is from the realization that the pendulum will never swing so far that I personally can benefit from it. Doesn't matter what I do, what I say, what I write, what I accomplish, who I inspire, who I influence, etc. I personally will never benefit.

You're going too fast. Never profit from my work. Too fast for now? Oh yeah You going too fast never for now from my work too fast for no. Oh, yeah way too I'll never benefit from my mission The only possible good fortune I am ever going to receive is possibly living to see a day where my idealism Is spread a bit further Actually make money no Speak freely on whatever platform 150 grand got 150 grand you bitch, you whining bitch! No.

Hold any position in any organization? No. Be thanked by name, by anyone who matters? Anyone who matters? No. He's like a super villain. All I am is stuck here with you guys that I hate. You creeps and fucking monsters. Even when I can demonstrate

beyond any benefit of a doubt that certain organizations like Cogent and Path are terrible, I can't even get the supposedly free speech orgs like Rumble to take it seriously. They're not a free speech org, they're a scam. How did you not know that right away? It almost feels like they have deliberately picked the two worst ISPs to do business with, so that when Schaeffer inevitably chimps out and cuts them off, they can make a press release.

Rumble at forefront of censorship. First company platformed, deplatformed by tier one internet backbone company. Yeah, and then the boomers rally around them and give them a billion dollars in market value to fight the good fight. Like, that's how it's going to happen. They don't want to avoid problems. They don't want to listen to weirdos who have been there and done that.

They want to capture that essence and convert it to profit because they have the means and ability whereas I never will and never can. Whereas I never will And never can Here here here Zayn Elon is very happy To let outright petaphiles on his platform

So long as they don't attract enough negative attention Who the fuck is an outright pedophile? He's happy to make token gestures and allow Nick Fuentes on because it makes him look like a freedom fighter. He's not willing to allow me on because I am not high profile enough. You said you were gonna kill trans people all day. I attract all the wrong negative attention without making any point.

Yeah, cause you use, all you do is use slurs. Who cares? Don't use slurs for one year. What happens to the Kiwi Farms guy? He's not even on a political team. He doesn't. Who cares what happens to Kiwi Farms guy? Nobody cares what happens to Kiwi Farms guy.

I'm not depressed. I'm angry. I'm extremely angry and indignant. That I am the world- oh I can't read that part unfortunately. I am the world's Omni Ninja. I am the ninja of all ninjas. Lower! Than the lowest ninja. Beneath the calloused feet of the most dirty, disgusting, retard gorilla ninja.

That's so inappropriate. I don't know why nobody likes no. Of the most dirty disgusting retard gorilla ninja That's so inappropriate. I don't know why nobody likes no, and I'm not even sure why at this point I feel like I hold back Continuously your manners are atrocious if I said what I really wanted to say I'd be naming names in a way They would probably get arrested That doesn't make sense. I feel like I continually piss off everybody. Yeah, cause you're a jerk. We're not hardcore enough for actual criminal sites. We're not political enough for the far right.

We're not correct enough for the left, but we're too correct for the libertarians. We're just the odd peg. A drama site that just happened. Peg. Pegging. Gay. So we, I, have no friends. And never will. No, you had a bunch of friends and you were a dickhead to all of us.

No, no, I have no friends. I have no friends. I was your friend, Nick Reketa was your friend, Ralph was your friend. No! No! You were a fucking asshole to everybody. Cause your fucking gay forum Like didn't want you to have friends. They don't want you to go anywhere. That's what happened. You get dog walked by your forum. Elon Musk did this. Everyone was your fucking friend.

Elon Musk did this. Not cause of N-word this. Elon Musk took my friends away. I feel like my life would be easier if I just let some political activist group like the Groypers take over and nod along with Fuentes. None of us cared that your stupid forum is talking shit about us. We still don't fucking care, obviously. Or perhaps... If I allowed some other group of insufferable retarded F-slurs. My name is Null.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yes signed is the end He's a real poet that guy I'm the dirtiest that's a real word under the gorilla Right, I don't know why Elon Musk won't allow me on Twitter I truly am the ninja of ninjas. I'm the sturdiest ninja in the yard. It's like a Bukowski poem, but like a I'm a piece of toilet paper on an endless sea of trash drifting out But it's just I'm a piece of n-word floating in a sea of n-word Take every evocative poem and just replace it with n-word. Today I am enlightened it with N-word. Today I am enlightened.

For... I don't remember the fucking quote. Not because of the... Not because of some superstitious N-word, but because of the N-word of my own N-word. Just stop using slurs for like, you know... Lighten up. A year. Calm down.

Stop fighting about dumb shit. And realize that... Relax. You're not gonna make a lot of friends if you fight with everybody about everything. Learn that you're- He had a pretty good internet, dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then he had a different fun internet, dad. And then he got a better one. Now he got nothin'. Now he blew it. Yeah. Justin Brodick for five, every steak video online. There's certain people calling the steak raw and still mooing, it's the worst.

It's the worst, man. It is the worst. It's annoying as hell. Euthanasia enthusiast for 7 Canadian. What's up from the Northern BC Oil and Gas Patch. Kind of get a shout out for my buddy, Brown Tyson. Brown Tyson, yeah. We love you. He's a man of God, yeah.

Yeah. He'd never go to hedonism with the ball dough. He'd never go to hedonism too. Take his clothes off. I don't even take my clothes off in the shower, yeah. Oh, never. Can you imagine if me and Andy Worske took our clothes off? It would be disgusting. My nipples are three feet across, yeah?

You know the only reason they washed that retard is because he's got that accent, right? That's the only thing he has going for him. People love accents. If we did this whole show in kidding accents are at numbers with time. I try to be a pirate though You're like But it's the only thing that we get it is dick who of course was not going to put on the pirate costume has changed His mind well not right away American the inconsistent

Proportions and layouts of the art and Yair are abysmal. It's baffling how this woman can't draw consistently within a single page. De Buffo for two pounds leaning into pitot stuff deflects from his politics. Dean Shock for two, thanks for the laughs. Dick, feel better, Vito. Yeah, seriously. Do you have any music? We need a sting here because Calvin Crawford for a hundred Canadian dollars says Vito in his plucky sidekick dick you're doing the weight loss in the wrong direction. Vito should embrace his weight and be rewarded for gaining weight at every weigh-in based on how much weight he's gained. More buffet streams here on Vito's. Ah, sassier idea. So we're turning it around. Turning

it around. Gain weight. Gain some weight. Lock the blanket until it breaks. Bomber gumper for two. Yo ho! My name Veto, I'm Fat Veto. Oink oink oink Veto. You got yourself an oinker. Do ye. Oinktober. Welcome to Oinktober. The pirate ads. I've got plans for you. If you guys are ever wondering, if you ever look at the timestamps of the show. I've got big plans for timestamps Why is this episode four hours it means I've got a big plan for a October episode that stretches to four hours It's cuz dick put on the pirate costume and felt the need to interject on every super chat with some stupid pirate shit October is a special pirate in time. October. Now. We try was not a thing Who's gonna be the king of Oinktober?

I don't know. Will it be Vito? Will it be Null? Will it be PPP? Who will be crowned the next king of Oinktober? Well that would be a fun competition. It would be fun. Let's count the oinks. We're going to count heavy breaths because none of you oink fuckers can prevent heavy breathing So we'll count them heavy breath like we'll count the out of breaths that null takes that PPP takes and that ee take

On a podcast and then we're gonna find the biggest oinker for oinktober And I thought of that game right on the top of my head I think if me and PPP we can just do a side-by-side Comparison and I want Gator to be a part of it because that motherfuckers a junkie. No one wants a Gator to be part of anything because he's a fucking weird loser. I think that's the point of the bit. Nobody wants Gator to be part of it. The only time Gator was ever good was attached to Ralph and then he decided that he hated Ralph. It was weird. No he wanted to be Mediker's friend but Mediker doesn't have any internet friends remember so that ended up poor He does have internet friends, but it's just like skater's so clingy obviously

He's clinging so hard to that weird pedophile vtuber right gator is a sad individual Tried to make it as a youtuber couldn't do it it. And now he just suck up to fake anime women. He's not welcome in Oinktober's! Oinktober's Bard. Clipsama for five pounds. Samurai Flamenco is the name of the show I ripped off. Great show, if you should watch it.

Also, Null is 31 and he's hosting poems. Okay, he's way too old to be sound like that. Elon Musk did this to him. Mr. Poopsnorgle for two, welcome to Black Guy Hell, let's go rich. River Beard for five, read the computers ate my friends, thecomputersatemyfriends.com.

Mr. Poopsnorgle for two, Rich get the cum guy pizza on please for fuck's sake. Crazy Cat for five, Dick you should go on with EBS tonight since Vito was such a drag. Is he going right now? I hope so. Well, don't forget him. Because a lot of people see this as a marketing opportunity. It's hot, air-telies fucking up, most people are trying to bring comedy and you are just totally tanking it and destroying it.

It's Big Friday man, Big Friday. Oglebitch for two, my name is Vito, I love that cucumber. Julio Scissors, 10 bucks. Drunkenaththeist Studios for two says, I'm an editor. Yeah, well, if you want to edit big video essays, man, it's a huge pain in the ass. Chud Bronson for five Canadian, normal stay till the end, but I'm leaving for beer. Good show. Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.

That's 14 oinks veto. For oinktober. Davy2dope for two. Riley Indubitably, Indubitably, done pulled up, though. DiamondG for 222, happy Father's Day weekend. Thanks, Dad. You're welcome. Meow Mang Chegs for two,

how much for an extended pirate bit for next show? Just donate next show. Davy Too Dope for two, how do you cook ass before you eat it? Cyphers and suckdicks for five, $5 to ban Davy Too Dope. Diamond G for five, cyphers and suckdicks,

sucksticks for five, lul. Nostradumas for five, Riley doesn suck dicks, sucks dicks for 5, lol. Nostra dumbass for 5, Raleigh doesn't need to spend a ton on a lawyer, the Rekedit July interview will exonerate him completely. You still have to spend the money on a lawyer. I come buckets for 2. It's not fucking crackers. It's not Royce and Mersh vs Dick and Vito, I got even odds. Now we love those guys.

Austin Nicks for 2, say sorry Vito. Royce is a big guy. I don't think I can fight Royce. He's a, oh I would not fight Royce for a million dollars. He's a huge mother. I'd fight him, but I don't think I'd win. I don't think you would win either. That dude works out like a crazy person. Cybers and Suck this for ten, drinks on the table getting more gravity than the rest of Mr. Riley is hilarious. Vito just cry, we love you, at least Fed post a little. Yeah, stop with this fucking implying shit.

Something might happen. Diamond G for two, no proxy cards, Vito, unless it's a mid. Beach Hook for five, no likes to stakes, well done. And his push-ups not done. Riley and Friends for five, working on the weight, been touch and go, down eight pounds from 400 to 392. Well, based on my powder-

Riley, that's not even fucking close to enough. You fucking prick. You've gotta lose 30 pounds in one month. I think Boogie's on it with ZenPig. He must be, because he's been posting weight loss updates. He bought a second promise ring for his girlfriend. Jesus Christ, I don't wanna talk about the promises. He's buying one ring for every finger.

Every finger. 10 promise rings. And they each have a letter on them, You see that the promise is buying one ring for every every every finger ten promissory And they each have a they each have a letter on him and it spells out you're trapped You are trap Ed it could be more than one letter on the exclamation point exclamation point now as drama survive What if we got to the point where rickade is big Trump come back is streaming the Riley vs July trial we need Riley needs money Riley needs money to hire a fucking lawyer and a camera crew That's the bottom line. We have more of these goddamn super chats. We're almost done. God trick see the golden witch I hate null stream redirect to me after this tell me how to do that

I don't remember what I don't know how to do that so I don't remember what the command is. Cypher's Suck Dish for 5. Null is Darth Vader. It can still happen. F you witch. On the genre for 2, what hour are we in? 4 or 5? 5? Oh, fuck. It's way too late. We started at 6. 3 and a half. Yooo. Hatsune Miku for 20. We gotta watch the Eric fucking July video. Oh yeah, we do. We have to watch it. Eric's video shows Riley slapping- let me finish the super chats and then we'll go to the video. Oh yeah we do. You have to watch it. Eric's video shows Riley slapping, let me finish the super chats then we'll go to the video.

Eric's video shows Riley slapping Mitt Selle in the face to prove he is a dangerous criminal. You know that famous slapping situation. We will watch the video. Euthanasia, Fouseus, Persephone Canadian, FYI, there's more than one Canadian accent, Ontario's is gayest. Yeah there's like the like the trailer park boys, yeah Julian we just did what we did to get by eh, right? Yeah, yeah, Julian and the new Finland. They're like, oh, yeah fuck right there way fuck They're like a bunch of sheep fuckers out there. They fuck something weird. I would have to watch a lot more a sec What is it trailer park boys and whatever that uh, yeah, whatever John Candy was on drunk at a via studio for two This is iced tea like to tweet tweet I made the day Elon hid likes.

Ah! And Cyphers and Suck This for 25 says, so dangerous you better run, anime girl. All right, Eric July's. Eric July's commentary on... Look at that keyboard. Here you go. On the Riley situation.

Guys, thanks for sticking with us. Don't forget to vote up all the problems at biggestproblem.show and subscribe to Patreon to get the bonus episode, Biggest Problem in Prison, where we're not allowed to have Riley appear on the episode for some reason. Although I don't even know if Riley wants to come on, so who cares?

Is this it? No, that's the Alpha Corps trailer. Oh wait, it's young Clipa. Yeah, you're on the river versus no wait wait wait young RIPA can't even remember his things Hey, that's confusion in the marketplace Yeah, you're like trying to convince Riley that he fucked up. It's something he fucked up. He just needs to make better arguments It's this is not whatever so I've been instructed to uh-oh, okay Here we go with a jibba-jabba

Everybody set you set you set your clocks for jibba hold on let me let me and get ready do not fucking or what are you doing? Make it a square And establish out the square what did that do we should nothing shut you're just changing the fucking size of this and that that's what I'm doing I'm making it fit it's the same ratio it's not the same yes it is no how is it not it's just it's shot in the same fucking ratio going back and forth doesn't change it at all. If I hit this, is it a, oh. You ready? I am ready. You ready?

So I've been instructed to give a public statement. That means that everything the public needs to know will be in this video. Thus, I'll have no further comments outside of this and anything else will need to be addressed with our legal team. You fucking liar! You always say this is the last comment you're making and you always make more comments, Eric.

You stupid cocksucker. Look at the hippo look. Look at his tongue. I'm not gonna make a comment about that. Are you not gonna talk about anything in this video? Because I just won't play it. Play it. If you're not talking, I'm not going to play it. I'm not going to call him a hippo. If you're going to do like your costume-

Do I have to? If it's not something that's going to be funny, I'm not going to play it. Play the video. You may know by now that a crazed man was arrested outside of a recent Ripperverse meet up after trying to cause a scene, heckling guests, and attempting to interrupt the event, he was told by the venue to leave and stay off the property. The venue instructed him to leave and he refused. So his conflict with the police was created

out of his own actions, and the cop explicitly states why he was called. Why is he playing Keno Casino? He knows what he's doing. Uh, the reason why I'm here is because I want to hear from all the other guys. He looks like Paul Bearer. PPP looks sick. Yeah, and Andy Worske rotted out half his nose with cocaine. Like, what are you gonna do? I think that's cool, but look at this. I think that's cool. Look at this fat pig. Well, you know, Dick, you can't do it, do.

Well, you know, God wants you to be fat as possible, eh? I was a preacher. Why do you put all the animals down if you're not supposed to eat them all? The Jews prayed for food and God gave it to them and you're supposed to eat all of it Do we get a reaction from this? Did you play these guys cuz they have a reaction? What does he actually say that we're supposed to listen to the cop explaining why he's there As you you can see, what I can't even understand what he said. That's where a place where subtitles would help Eric.

Yeah, I'm going to assume the cops said something about causing a disturbance or something like that. Yeah, yeah. A great edit. Very good. It was not us that called the police and I was unaware that this was even happening as I was enjoying the meetup inside with- Well, you did call the police before.

Yeah. You did call him about a harassment thing. So at some point police were called and your cross-eyed goon stormed out threatening Riley and was clearly obsessed with him. Mm-hmm. Again, I think the real- Arranging the owner to call the cops, probably. Here's the thing.

I think if somebody wants to call the cops and say, this is private property, we want Riley to move slightly. Okay. I can see the argument. Yeah. The real problem. I can't. you can say that not on the blaze not on the blaze and there's a great argument to be made that

why do you tolerate Alex Stein you clap and you go that's great I love that he bursts his way into things and he fucks around that's awesome I think there's a great argument to be made for hypocrisy but I am so used to hypocrisy from these individuals that at this point I just go, none of these people actually believe the things they say. I know that in my heart of hearts. The real problem I would say is that you got a warrant taken out on a man. Secret warrant. For taking a picture of himself in front of a Ross dressed for less, holding several miles

away. I don't even know where that fucking Ross is. Five miles away. I know somebody lives there. Okay. Five miles away, a man took even know where that fucking Ross is. Five miles away, I know somebody lives there. Okay, five miles away a man took a picture in front of a Ross dress for less, holding a picture of giant novelty scissors, and that was one of the key bases for taking out a harassment warrant on that individual. And we can of course, I think...

And you knew that, and you knew it when you told him to pull that and yet That's the other thing is at no point. Did you communicate to this individual? I? Have contacted the police there is a warrant for your arrest don't come don't come to my side was I'm gonna shoot you if you Show up again. I'm gonna air you out. I'm gonna air you out so Eric July I would imagine knowing he must have known there was a warrant they communicate that to you, right? If you were the one who plants a harassment. He's so fucking ugly. Yeah, yeah, they do. He's clearly contacting them every week. So he knows he knows there's a silly Billy warrant out there for the man's arrest and Seems finds a way to concoct a situation where Riley unaware will be arrested. Yeah.

With the fans we now know that he was arrested because of an outstanding warrant. So look at how he has Did you see the clippies though? Did you see Andy dearly beloveds? So I've been instructed to give a pub one second. Did you see what Clippy plays? What watch Andy warski and PPP? Oh, what? Watch Andy Worshky in PPP. This is the clip he chose. He was arrested because of an outstanding warrant. Are they laughing?

Yes. That's how serious the situation was for his employees. So Eric's playing a clip of somebody laughing at it. He's going, I had to react for the safety of my employees. Get it? Right, right, right. Get it? Yeah. You guys get it? You see what I did? I fucking hate yeah you guys get it you see what I

did I fucking see what I did lie so much see what I did there guys I told the cops I hate him more than Maddox he's easily Maddox is such a joke he's going guys I told them I was scared scared and here's a clip of Andy laughing look look look at how funny it is look at how funny it is. Look at how funny it is Why he can get those clips? Kino casino is not the only people who have those clips. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he said let me get these two guys It'll actually be better if you zoomed in and cropped them out. Well, he wanted his audience to know guys. I'm still a tough guy I'm just abusing the law to get people arrested. Isn't that funny? Isn't that cute?

Not fun. I did there is the veto that I wanted. Well, that's expert level commentary. Okay. He needlessly created a conflict with the police despite having this warrant for his arrest. That warrant is in relation to stalking or harassment of me. This warrant was issued by the police department near our headquarters and it wasn't due to a singular event. Thankfully for us...

Yeah, it was because everything else was tweets. It was due to one singular event. Thankfully for us. Yeah, it was, cause everything else was tweets. It was due to one event and everything else was tweets. You giant bitch. You ugly fatherless bitch with a fat wife. That's a lot going on. Ha ha ha ha ha. This man documents most of what he does through social media posts, streaming, and recording himself.

Our legal team has a mountain of receipts. That said, we think it's important for- Your legal team doesn't have receipts, you dumb- We saw the receipts. Pictures of Riley in front of a wrong stress-free list. Our legal team has a lot of rece- My superstar legal team has the receipts. We was Kangs. We went legal team has the receipts we we will hang We went to the moon on receipts the police report contains the fact black people back like you know 4050 sends back to the time I saw knocks

For the public to understand the timeline and for some things to be cleared up at no point Have I had any discussion with this man. He does not appear to be a well adjusted individual. He displays mental instability. He's violent and does not seem to be an honorable guy. Considering he slaps an autistic woman on his stream. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Eric July is a skillful liar. Well, I don't know if he's a skillful liar or if he just just just black. Well, if he was white nobody would be tolerating this shit. I think he's black. He knows that his audience a lot of these guys just know that they're on it doesn't matter what the truth is. They just say is their audience is just waiting to hear something. I think, you know, you always criticize me. You go, Vito, why are you giving these guys any leeway,

whatever else? And I go, I just can't lie the way Eric Jeline does. I can't do it. What do you mean giving them leeway? Well, you're saying you're like, well, why can't you just get on board? Or why are you saying blah, blah, blah? Or arguing with Riley about the copyright shit or whatever?

And I go, because I just, I don't know. I think there's- You don't have to argue with Riley about copyright shit when he's facing jail time. It doesn't matter. Fair enough. And that's what I said. It's just you trying to show that you're right.

I said, well I am right. Yeah, you're not though. I do know. You don't know. I know more about copyright and trademark than Riley. You do not know more than Riley about that shit. I definitely do. It's not important.

Whatever. Refund Superkiller. Don't refund Superkiller. Refund Superkiller. Don't refund Superkiller. Shut the fuck up. Look, the point is that I can't just lie the way this man lies. It's insane. You and Eric are the same guy. No. You really are. How?

All that matters, no matter what, no matter what's happening, all that matters is that you guys are right. Is that you're right and that he's right. Okay. I'm Eric. Yeah, but not black! I miss my dad. He doesn't have that. He doesn't have that. You're right about that. Well, he has a little of that. I don't know if he knows him as well. And you're a Nate's on her for pornography. These are all recent events.

You're fucking lore masters piss on each other for pornography, Eric! You fucking idiot! Did you forget about that? You piss-bearded fuck. You ugly piece of shit. You fucking, you dysgenic freak. Eric, did you forget that you fucking hired twins that piss on each other? I haven't seen the video. I don't know exactly who's pissing on who, but there is piss.

And then take pictures of kids? In a rape van Happened you forget that Eric. I think if we're talking about piss There's a lot of piss going around on all sides. You can't really use that as a lever against anyone It's like his eyes are totally dead because his IQ is wow. He looks mad right there That's an unhappy so bad. He's so fucking gay and pathetic. No Riley of course slapped his girlfriend How can you believe it? Maybe I should go to a RIP-a-verse event.

He did like a little three stooges like Okay I'm gonna poke her eyes out folks! It's like the most obvious dude it's like wrestling shit. Here he is beating an autistic woman. Notice how short the clip had to be. That's how they always do it too, the two second clip.

Because it can't go Okay guys I'm gonna slap Mitt now. Bro, you are, Eric, you are feeling up a woman who's looking at you like she wants to fuck your dick off on camera. How does that look? You put out multiple videos where a white woman is looking, where you're groping and caressing an employee who wants to fuck your dick off on camera Eric? How about that? You know that's that's for the courts to decide, well not for the courts.

How about that? How about that? Nobody wants that. For some reason he made much of his social media presence about me. It started as an odd obsession with threatening to shave. Because you're pathetic and you threaten to shoot everyone who makes fun of your gay comic. That's why. Well, the obsession started with, let's be clear,

two guys made fun of your comic book. You spurred out. You freaked out. You started sending people messages about how they need to be in your corner or you will reciprocate in kind. And then everybody said, well, this is kind of goofy. Maybe there's other stuff I can say about this guy

that'll make him act goofy. And they found a thing that can make you act goofy is saying they're gonna shave you. You went, what you told the cops. They can't shave me, they're gonna shave me. And they got the reaction. they got the athlete and handsome I'm a handsome and an attractive athlete so Eric Jai as a I would say that guys of his type you know guys who posture as big tough no dad African-American guy yeah that's okay

right part of it yeah have not experienced the act of being trolled it's mostly a white phenomenon it's white. Yeah going at other white guys As a black guy he's never been on the internet. He's been like confused by it What is this? You taking my picture? Are you taking my soul? You're gonna come to me and shave me? That cannot be allowed And somebody in his corner he hangs out with all white guys And somebody in his corner he hangs out with all white guys and exclusively and one black He has Brandon in his corner. One of them needed to go to that guy and go Just the internet Alex Stein you just say hey man, they're they're messing with you

You know what I should went through was it you know what I do you see what I do Imagine just this might sound crazy Imagine they're doing that imagine if you didn't eat breakfast today imagine, but I did eat breakfast to hip it Wow, well, that's not it is As odd as that is I wrote it off, but my security detail began to keep tabs just in case You don't have a security detail. What the fuck are you talking about? Well, it's his basis. What are you, the Vatican? What the fuck are you talking about?

If you look at the Riverbless employees. You don't even make very much money, like two million dollars a year. No, no, no, Dick, you don't understand. It'll be like, Alex, head of production, publishing expert, head of security, forklift operator. It's like a child making a movie on like an eight millimeter

and then the credits. The credits is just him and everyone Catering mom. Yeah security detail. Well catering was subway. Ginger fucking weirdo. Let's not lie about that. And went to fucking Thailand to get surgery. His security is just whoever is, you know, mixing his latest album. My security detail.

They suspected it escalated beyond mere internet trolling. Let's get some facts straight. This old video has been dishonestly shared around to suggest that I've invited this individual. Not only is the context removed, it's over a year old. This means it predates me knowing of this person and it has nothing to do with them. You can tell it's old because there's no Blood Ruth or Chodron posters in the background. Jesus fucking Christ, you autistic, you fucking idiot. I tell you now it's old because there's no Blood Ruth or Chodron posters in the background. Jesus fucking Christ, you autistic fr- you fucking idiot!

Well, that's how you know it's old. Otherwise there'd be a Blood Ruth poster. See, you can see because- My hit character Blood Ruth would have appeared behind me. It doesn't matter because I said pull up and fight me before he did, so it's irrelevant. Also, I didn't say it after he came up and pulled up. I said it before so therefore by the transitive property of reverse chronology Yeah, he wants He said pull up. I'm just trying to wrap my head around this. Before he pulled up Eric When I've used the term pull up, I'm meaning to cordially discuss things when I'm at a public event now

I've clarified this over a year ago. You're such a lying fucking epsilon. And used the term much longer than that. Shops at Legacy, I'll be there, go ahead and pull up. You started using that, this you started doing after you threatened me and Riley to fight you. And that went badly. Then you started saying pull up, because Nick said, well you're saying pull up,

that means fight, and then you're like, yeah, so I went to the gas station and I pulled up to the gas station. And my wife said, do you want a smoothie? And I said, pull up? That means get me a smoothie. Or perhaps my pants are falling again. And I said, pull up? Pull up.

Pull up the pants. This dog, little dog came up to me at the park, and I said pull up dog I won't pet your ass one of the sasca said why are you not coming and I said pull up pull up You're only doing down He's such a piece of shit It's not a good guy And he's so his arms are like pathetically skinny all he had to do was go that guy's a goof Look at that goof. He wants this though. He wants to get caught

He wants to get caught out as a fraud Everyone who's protecting him doesn't realize that he wants to be caught as a fraud because he knows that he is I think you can just stop watching this video the second he goes he slaps his girlfriend It's the same with the Maddox thing. The second he does the reverse graph it's over. Yeah. It's oh so you're just making shit up. Making shit up. Cool. Neat. I saw it saying pull up. Everyone says it. Oh that's crazy. It's neat. Never heard of it. I've liked that before. Well if you're in Texas of course. Yeah. Common parlance. Pull up.

If you, some of you, I mean, RSVPs have already been laid, so go pull up to the booth, chat with us, buy some items if that's what you're into. See, like, listening to this man in fury, it's me to the point where it's just like, I can't. Let's hash it out. Let's link up. So that can apply to people that love me.

We say pull up. Obviously, that's not what- Or what? That can apply to people that love me. We say pull up. Obviously that's not- Or what? That can apply to people that love me or what? So you did invite Riley even with your lie of, even with what pull up means, right? I'm just trying. I'm just trying to. We gotta get Riley money, man. This individual- Riley's gotta be able to fight this and sue him back that'd be fucking great like it's just

You know I you know I go nuts when people just lie right you know it drives. Yeah Cuz it's just like It's just blatant. It's just like it doesn't even matter the truth does not matter Yeah, Riley slaps his girlfriend Riley pisses on his girlfriend and therefore film himself staged in the middle of like a obvious staged environment slapping his girlfriend right it's not a CCTV camera just like hey check this out okay here's the donation slap oh man it's the same shit it's it's all it's the same shit they do to Nick Reketa it's the same shit they do to you it's the same shit they do to me same shit they do to Nick Ricada. It's the same shit they do to you.

It's the same shit they do to me. Same shit they do to Trump. Yeah. While stealing the election, right? Absolutely, 100%. Just lies across the board. I did call Biden out for lying recently. Like there's just, everybody does it.

Well, it's done. What they have done is crossed into territory that is unacceptable. To try to have their actions justified, the man publicly has not told the truth about events. That hat logo that you all see is the Ripper versus logo. It's ours. This person attempted to, and still does, try to sell that online.

It is not a parody as we're not talking about the text. We are talking about the actual hat logo. They tried to sell that complete- Look at the fucking autism on display right now. Bro, you called the cops for months reporting Riley's tweets, making fun of you, and you're autistically freaking out about his store that you DMCA'd over nothing. Over absolutely nothing. If somebody started selling like bootleg, Dick and Vito, whatever the fuck.

Coof has already done it. Coof prints shit out with the logo already. Well let's say somebody was doing it to fuck with us. Who cares? I think we'd go, yeah, what are you gonna do? I'm not gonna waste time issuing a DMCA. No one's gonna buy this shit anyway. You obviously did it to fuck with him

because he was making fun of you. Well, we know that's why he did it because he also false struck a bunch of other people for making fun of his comic. The Vicky strike was 100% illegitimate. You can't say- Frog Tony. Yeah, you can't say,

oh, you're not allowed to make fun of my comic because you might've pirated it, which I can actually prove. And even if I could prove it, it doesn't matter. And Teespring, now known as Spring, busted them for- Autism. Teespring, well now they're known as Spring. Copycat, they did not obtain our warehouse address through this affair.

Is it copyright infringement, Eric, or trademark? Is Copycat? ... through a completely unrelated thing. It was not from a DMCA of their own. Since then, this person went online and publicly stated multiple times that they'd be coming to Texas. They live several states away. We've documented them claiming... Wow, he crossed state lines. That's not illegal. He said he was coming to Texas. They live several states away. We've documented them claiming- Wow, he crossed state lines. It's not illegal. He said he was coming to Texas. It wouldn't matter if he also lived in Texas. That's irrelevant.

But I mean, he- But he's coming from a far away distance. He sailed around the world. Yeah, he's coming from India. I'm coming to- He's the East India Trading Company coming to take my salt. State lines? What a fucking freak.

State lines. What a piece of shit. But he needs all this he need because there's no substance here He needs to build it's always death by a thousand cuts But we used to be death by a thousand cuts at least the cuts were like semi interesting and relevant This is what SJWs do it's never one thing It's never this guy raped a girl this guy punched a guy whatever it's set up an This guy raped a girl this guy punched a guy whatever it's set up a Discord he said this and then also I remember across state lines to get here There was a guy they did this against and like the evidence when you look at it was like

He talked about having a porn hub account and that could mean that yeah, you know that yeah Stabilizes a pattern of being a sexual deviant and I have protect my employees, who you can see in this video are aggressively charging Riley. Let's try to get through this. Even in other people's streams and telling people that they be going to my personal home. The last- Sorry, they will be going, not they be going, Eric.

It's they will be going to my home not they be going to my personal home you sound like a fucking idiot when you say it wrong I don't know if we need to we know that it's not new no no no no no we know that's all that matters Eric's illiteracy is all that matters and everything else he says can be written off because he is illiterate. I know, I wish that's the only thing we had to talk about. That's all that matters. That's all that matters to people listening. That's why the comic's so funny. He said it would be to come to my personal

home. It is what it is. He said he would come to my home. That's the sentence. I especially got cross when they threatened one of my employees on video shortly after spring disallowed the sale of our logo. And still, I think they would do something insane. This person drove all the way to Texas. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Threatened one of my employees? Threatened one of my employees on stream.

You mean Alex your bassist? Or fucking laser eyes? Why if your security detail has been meticulously collecting evidence against this individual? What happened to that? Okay, if you had a clip of him saying he's going to assault you, well that would be very damning. How come there's only two Keno Casino clips in this? Yeah, how come the only clips you have is a very zoomed in shot? That's the other thing, it's not from far away to show how stupid the slap is, it's,

oh, look, I zoomed in on it. This is the same shit he did to us, by the way, when he fucking threatened the lawsuit against us. It was like the most ridiculous, like, out of context clips. I gotta, we gotta hire a private investigator to get to the bottom of him fucking the Soska sister. Okay. You know?

Yeah. You gotta keep, I gotta, within First Amendment rights. I know the guy, I know the guy. You know the guy? Yep. We gotta do this. Salvage PI. Calling him up.

Salvage? Salvage, salvage. The salvage? I don't know, the salvage, the savage. I think it is the salvage. He does good work. He does good work. He's got his He's got his ear to the ground which has several employees working there Of course They would drive near the front of the building and then turn around during the day near the front came back at night

Stuck things on the window things and what things I? Can't do you know they did a you time. I can't do this. They did a u-turn in the parking lot I can't do this He stuck things Things to the building for yeah more could have been disease I You imagine being Alex Stein and having to sit through this and not make fun of it

So you have to cut promos because Glenn Beck told you. You have to cut promos with Eric. Bro. Stuck things. That's like hell. That would be like living hell. This is hell. This is hell for me.

Yeah, but imagine you couldn't say anything about it. Just a man lying through his fucking teeth for eight minutes. They came back in the dead of night. But you're not going to say anything more about it. Stuck things to my warehouse. What were they, bunny? Turn around during the day and then they came employees working there? Yeah, they're autistic they go drive near the front of the building near the front near near the front

They drive near the they drive near the front of the building near the front then turn around during the day And they turn around during the day during the day. Oh, man. We're dealing with some real who writes this shit for him During the day. Oh man. We're dealing with some real who writes this shit for him They drove near the front of the building and turned around during the day Eric's got like the the always sunny lawyer that with the hands that writes this for him It's good stuff And then they came back at night stuck things on the window and took it to social media I'm telling everybody that they do more so you can understand after do more money do more Yeah, they put $20 bills on them. I'm gonna do more. We're gonna do more Eric

We're gonna give you a hundred next time eighty dollars Insidious that Security got in contact with the police and since then this person has continued to levy bread on the internet Doxed my house No, they didn't dox your house actually Riley posted a picture of a house But he doesn't say it's yours, and he doesn't have the address He posts an MLS picture of a house that now we know is yours Otherwise, it's just a house

Pictures the house he gives no indication that thing for some reason All we know is yours. Otherwise it's just a house. Pictures of houses. He gives no indication that- He gives no indication that- ...thing for some reason. Big deal. Big stuff. Look at, Eric scribbled all this out in teal all by himself. He did a good job.

I'm surprised he doesn't have the Kino Casino. You know, you can walk by a house and just look at it They sell maps to Hollywood houses, you know in LA you know that they sell maps to your house I have had they're doing live doxxing. I've had that amazing people have posted pictures of my apartment and At no point did I go? I gotta call the police. I gotta a gang in here. I went. Yep. That's my building and Bragged about going to my ancestors grave to deface it since growing my well You told him that he you accused people of pissing on isoms grave

So he made it so he said yeah I pissed on his grave saw migrate to you where I where I said I put Isom's gravestone up my ass. I saw that. Because it's on the same level of stupidity as Yeah, you guys accused him of it. Why don't you put that in the video first? He went to my ancestors grave and claimed that he shoved it up his butt hole. Now what kind of man would put a gravestone like that? Do you understand that it's... Look at the hippo teeth, man. It's just like every part of him is repulsive makes me want to throw up. It's got a cool hat Look a company. I've welcomed many people into the fold This is much bigger than myself and I am responsible for maintaining a safe working. I know you're dead

I have employees and their families that depend I know on it when so you're not No one's family depends on you. Your company sucks. I don't know what he's paying those people. It's too much. You're making two million bucks a year. That's nothing, man. For a warehouse and five employees, six employees.

I have employees. I have people I pay that work on my things. And you made a video talking about how I made a lot and how I started a copyright trademark claim against you. Did you ever at any point say, well, this might affect Vito's ability to amass income and pay his people. How could I possibly do that? That would be a video is way more upsetting than Riley's arrest.

I know. I don't know why you're like, oh, this is a little comedy show, we do a comedy, this is infuriating. Someone displays this type of behavior, you must report it, because if you don't, and something happens, you're going to be the one held liable, even if this was a random person that did this, our security team

would still have us contacting. If a random person got novelty scissors and threatened to hold you down. Eric July says everyone should report Alex Stein to the cops. That's what he just said. I can't believe Alex Stein doesn't say anything about this. Who knows what Alex Stein might do? Alex Stein might come back with a gun and kill everybody at the protest. So everybody right now, Eric July is directly instructing you,

if you see Alex Stein at an event, call the cops. You owe it to your employees, you don't know what might happen and it is your job to take an internet comedian and throw him in jail. That's what he's saying. He's saying throw my fellow Blaze employee in jail because you don't know what Alex Stein is capable of. Man, it's crazy how much shit you have gotten over the years, and this is worse than all of it combined a hundred times. It doesn't matter. All these people are liars and hypocrites. None of them will say anything. It's like I said, I am surrounded on all sides by evil and darkness.

And I'm not joking. Here's your null post. I, in this moment I'm Enlightened you gotta be funnier than the police Considering the great links this person went through and their mental instability We can't afford to take this lightly. We live in reality not wishful standards If someone were to get hurt political posturing won't help us. You're right. Alex Dine might kill people. I had to have a long conversation with our employees because many of them were creeped out as you can imagine.

Alex Dine creeps a lot of people out. They deserve to have a peace of mind and should not feel unsafe. We have to stop Alex Dine. Nobody felt unsafe, you lying cocksucker. You admit it on a stream, I think. Your fucking cross-eyed, laser-eyed homeboy is talking about he's gonna fight him. Alex, that ginger-loser, is constantly fucking with Riley.

Let's make this exact video and just go, Alex Stein has done this, this, and this. Yeah. You can just make this exact too. I had to report him to the police. He called me a big booty Latina. He brought Don Tarius into my office a place, and Don Tarius was going wild. Money, man.

It's not worth it. Hypocrisy. Yeah. Form the authorities that I can handle myself, and I always like my odds, but I'm no fool. I will treat threats accordingly, and fear for my employees more than myself I will not be the person that mishandled the situation

Nobody is going after your employees bro Or was unprepared simply because he didn't take it seriously or he thought that he was some sort of macho man And we've seen their actions No one thinks you're a macho man you dancing twink We gotta stop doing this, Steins No, ooh ooh wow look at that macho man that he's done Hold any benefit of the doubt. Even if we didn't know who this guy was,

if a random guy did this, we do our due diligence. If you do not have employees, dozens of employees, and a business to protect, I don't anticipate that you will understand the importance of due diligence. You gotta protect your employees. I'm not risking my business, my life, or the lives of those around me. Eric, your business is over. I'm done, I'm done risking my business, my life, or the lives of those around me. Eric, your business is over.

Eric's business died when he stopped responding to me. Your business was you arguing with people online. Monetizing the haters. When you stopped responding to me, the business died. Now you hang out with a British guy who pretends to laugh at all your jokes and like all your comics. Yeah. There is no more Rip-A-Verse. The Rip-A-Verse died when you said, I'm not mentioning Dick by name, even though everyone knows I'm talking about him. Even though I'm obviously talking about him in every post.

I'm not dealing with him anymore. You really wanted that two million? That was the end. You really wanted that two million for Yaira? Not even close. No. You really wanted that two million free IRA? Not even close. Especially not for those that have already applauded efforts to have the state weaponized against me. I have no idea what that means.

In hopes to ruin my business. So let me be crystal clear. Hold on, this is over, bro. That's, what does he mean? The rip of our welcomes all respectable. What does he mean, have applauded the state's attempt to destroy my business? He says we're celebrating.

The church lawsuit? I don't know. That's not the state, that's a church. Yeah. You said we're fake Christians. How has the state tried to do anything to you? What do you mean? His taxes?

Is he paying taxes? Maybe taxes, maybe asking about his taxes, if he's paying them. You gotta pay taxes, Eric, I don't know. Is he paying taxes? I don't know. I would hope. OSHA? You get OSHA involved? Who's the plotting the stage? I don't fucking know.

...people in agreement or disagreement. We appear at cons and have our meetups. As long as you are respectable... So aggressive. We appear at cons and have our meetups as long as you are Respectable you wasn't likely will get the chance to talk to me in person about anything you want R's VP wanna appropriate and respect the other guest. Oh respectfully hi I'm a big fan. I just want to know respectfully how loose is your wife's pussy? Is it dark purple or is it like a raspberry? What are you talking about? Respectfully.

Respectfully. Alright, but respectfully, I don't, you know. I have deep respect for what you're doing here. Yeah, I love it, but how loose is it? How big are you? Spant slaps his girlfriend and pees on her. Right? Right? So I can do and say whatever I want.

I can ask whatever I want. I can do anything. Anything. Anything's on the table. Anything's on the table. Did you see how fat Nerdroticick's wife is she looks fucking disgusting if we get on that We're gonna go for him bro. She looks like a fucking monster For him to make that much money and her to be that vile is a fucking

The ozempic revolution is coming so well everybody's they're gonna need something stronger than that for her. She looks like a fucking pig. Hims and hers. If you really wanted to speak with me, and it's not just simply trying to put on a show for internet engagement, you actually want to talk to me. It's a very easy thing to do. If you want to be critical of me, go right ahead. Stay on the internet and troll- make as many videos as you like.

Okay. But do not appear at my house. Do not dox me or those around me, those close to me. Well, stay on the internet. And do not threaten my employees. It's okay. Okay, stay on the internet or don't dox you, okay. And don't threaten your employees, okay.

But what else? Why is Alex Stein allowed to go to businesses? What is this? Alex Stein can go, if he made this video- Do you remember Alex Stein when he was on like Conspiracy Castle? Yeah, I loved it. What would he have said looking at this?

He said this guy's a go- This guy's like fucking pathetic. If you watch Alex Stein, okay, you can tell his heart's breaking. You can tell he's like, he loves, I remember when I was like- You thought he was like, doesn't he like to believe in God? Alex Stein?

Yeah. I don't know, probably. Does he? I don't know, man. All I know is I remember when I was like, hey, you know, when he was first starting off, I'm like, hey, you should go on the Dick Show, you should go on with Ethan Rall. He's like, oh my God, I love those guys. He's great, he's fucking great.

He loves all this shit. And he's like, I wish I could still hang out with those guys. Those guys are fun. But you can do whatever you want. Well, not if you want Glenn Beck to pay your... Alex Stein didn't get the Young Entrepreneur Award. Glenn Beck is not going to pick this token over Alex Stein. I think...

Hmm? Alex Stein should just do his show and just call Eric Shalai's name. Alex said there's a lot of people at the blaze who don't like what he's bringing to the table. Probably old, funny, duddy conservative guys. Don't like who's bringing to the table. Probably old, funny, duddy, conservative guys. Don't like who's bringing to the table. When Alex Steins do.

That sucks. I think there's a lot of old conservative guys who go, can't you just, you know, just do what Eric does? Do what Eric does. Call the cops. And talk about how much you love Israel and that sort of thing. Hard to imagine that all of this is over comic books.

Though a lot of untrue things have been stated, even if we took their word for it. It's not over comic books, it's over of untrue things have been stated, even if we took their word for it. It's not over comic books, it's over you not having a dad. 3D assets, teespring stores with negligible sales, or not liking a comic book, it's not worth getting so riled up that you harass others and risk going to jail or prison. Oh.

Be easy, y'all, and God bless. I'm gonna make the argument that making comedy has such value that it is absolutely worth. Worth going to jail for. Going to jail for. Yeah, absolutely. Riley's attempting to create comedy. In the same way you could say to Alex Stein,

why would you interfere with this brave, trans drag time story hour? Why would you cause trouble at a city council meeting? Cause it's funny. If you're making art, and you don't think it's worth going to jail over, you are shit. You're not making art.

Yeah, it's dog shit. What it comes down to is, is it kind of funny? Is it funny what he's doing? Then I'm sorry to say that yes, it's not just about comic books, it's about comedy. boy. Oh boy. Oh boy, and you got involved Eric You got involved with a bunch of comedians. You said these two comedians are making fun of my comic book I'm gonna monetize These haters and you know what I'm gonna say that guy is a bit of a Buster Baxter. Mm-hmm

You were not You were not playing the right game my friend now you're going I don't understand why these comedians are you believe dis about comic books and then he's like comic books are the future We got to destroy Disney and Marvel. We will win BOOTY! You tweet too much about little boys! VEEDA'S BOOTY! Uhh, you know what's in the box, you know you want it! VEEDA'S BOOTY! So get on the scale or I'll smash you to shit!

VEEDA'S BOOTY! VEEDA'S BOOTY! VEEDA'S BOOTY! VEEDA'S BOOTY! VEEDA'S BOOTY! What's it gonna be? He does believe, he does believe What's it gonna be? Let's get to smashing You're gonna smash it?

Yeah You know what's crazy? What? I almost put something really good in here Oh I had a feeling that you would say that somehow Yeah But I didn't But you didn't But you didn't. What are we smashing? What are we smashing? Here.

We are smashing a Mother's Milk the CD! Yeah! Can we get the camera on this at all? Maybe. Hold on. It's Mother's Milk Another song from the Red Hot Chili chili peppers and we're smashing that And we're smashing the mother's milk

Vito finally called it. You know start up getting bullshit in the box Break the fucking table Fuck this fucking box fuck this bit fuck everybody What a show What a show folks No scale this week. Ah Good job. Thank you. I can see through your mind. I Could see through I almost I almost put something really good in there

because I knew you would fucking do that. I fucking knew it. Well, you didn't metagame it hard enough. Thanks to all our top supporters. Guys, don't forget, vote on all the problems that Biggest Problems that show. Don't forget, bonus episode at patreon.com slash biggest problem. Let's burn through a couple last minute

super chats. Read them next week. Nope, I'm gonna burn through them because we did a huge Riley segment and that means a million super chats. Read them next week. Nope, I'm going to burn through them because we did a huge Riley segment and that means a million super chats came in during, well actually not that many, there's only a couple. Real quick guys. It's so fucking hot in here. I don't know. Hatsune Miku we did that one. Cyphers and Suck this for 25, so dangerous you better run anime girl Oklovich for 5, happy.

Hocus everyone make sure to leave an entire turkey and a gallon milk for him to feast on in exchange for your family's lives. Steve for 5, happy oinktoberfest, zikki zaki zikki zikki. Zikki zaki oink oink oink oink. Oh my god that's oinktoberfest? See you didn't want me to read them. Zikki zaki zikki zikki oink oink oink. You didn't want me to read them.

Zikki zaki zikki zikki oink oink oink. Wyatt Eastman for 5, how can he DMCA strike people if he doesn't own the rights to ISOM? Trixie for two reacting to this. After Noel on my show, I'm pumped. And post a GoFundMe for Riley. Here's my question. Does anyone in the chat know how to raid someone?

Because I would be perfectly fine with raiding right now. Do I type a thing in? Cause anybody in the Discord know how to raid? That fucking Brandon guy is such a pussy. That sports Brandon guy. I think it might be in the back end actually. What a bitch ass. Lotta bitch asses going on.

Lotta bitch asses. If that guy stepped to me like that, I'd knock his- I'd knock his eyes straight. I'd say, Hey, laser eyes! Why don't I knock those fucking eyes straight? How to raid on YouTube. Is it a slash raid command? Slash raid? I wanna do it. Let's figure out how to do it. Someone in- someone in pa- the discord posted. They're all looking up real quick. Someone in the Discord posted, they're all looking up real quick. We're gonna send you guys over to another show.

Thanks again for coming by. We love you and we want to be able to, of course. You have to set it up, it says. No, but we did set it up. I'm pretty sure I did. Oh, look, there's a Miss Piggy. Raid YouTube stream, ads live redirects. How do I live redirect? How do you slide to YouTube studio? God damn it

under redirect click and From the left quick videos under where does direct viewers click select? Okay hold on go for it. Where's the edit? editor Okay Under where to direct viewers. We might have to like add your channel. Fucking stop! Stop! Okay. There. I hope everyone's having fun.

What the fuck? Paid promotion, altered content, automatic chapters, tags. Altered content, automatic chapters, tags. The Life Crank videos. What the fuck? Redirect, add redirects. Okay. No, that's just gonna send people to a video. All right, well, you screwed up, but guys, go to Trixie, the Golden Witch.

Trixie, you have to tell us to do this ahead of time because we don't know how to do it. Guys, Trixie the Golden Witch on YouTube, head on over because I have no idea what I'm doing. Thanks for coming by, we had a great show. Let's see how to do it. I think we hit some- How to? How to live redirect, live redirect.

Live redirect is the name of it. No, no, no. Okay. I guess who cares if the show drags on a little at the end, it doesn't matter Got any music plays you aren't worried about it. You're in dragging it the entire time Now you're worried about it with this shit. I thought I could quickly figure it out. I Mean I have the information it just doesn't make sense. I think how to enable there

I'm you know Australia and today I'll teach you how to send your YouTube studio page and go to settings Okay, then go to the community tab and scroll down Okay, go to the community tab settings. No, no, no on our main stop fucking mousing it Close back Settings no Back... Settings... No... Alright... Down to the live page and go to sound to receive raids. You must go to your YouTube studio page and go to... Okay... YouTube...

I know how to get to it. Do you want me to do it? No, I don't. Okay... You had your chance. From the customization settings God damn it Then go to the community tab and scroll okay Settings

that one Customization no now. It said community tabs Nobody's watching that man. I'm gonna have anyone to send it. I don't have said community tabs. Nobody's watching this, we're not gonna have anyone to send it over. I don't have a community tab, what the fuck? What the fuck, you dumb VTuber bitch? Scroll down to the live redirect. Settings, okay. Then go to the community tab and scroll down to the live redirect. General channel, uploaded drafts. Okay, go to... This is the wrong thing. What the fuck? I swear to God, if that mouse moves, I'm gonna fucking lose it. Settings...

Community... Got it. Okay. Section. Live redirects, community... Live redirects... Under redirect redirect click add No, this means I've just already set it up I've already set all channels can redirect and channels

I subscribe to can redirect to my content Okay, so there are three options you have for receiving rate This is for receiving not for you have put on an approved list go ahead Okay, if you want to receive grades from anyone already you have for receiving raids. This is for receiving, not for sending. That you have put on an approved list. Go ahead. If you want to receive raids from anyone, check the box that says, honestly, if you want to receive a raid only from a specific main page.

You must open the Go Live section that you use when setting up or starting a live stream. You can find this in your YouTube studio and on the YouTube main page. Go to your stream settings and click edit in the upper right hand corner. Then go to the customization tab and scroll down to the redirect area and click add.

Okay. Hold on, go to edit. Edit. Okay. And then it says redirect add, hit add. Okay, so we have to search videos from other channels. Okay. So search for Trixie. Yeah. Wait, yeah, that's it. Click it. Click that one. And save. Okay. And now when we end the stream, it should go there. Now we just end the stream. You can either add your own video to redirect to,

or you can redirect to another streamer's video. Okay. As long as they allow you to raid them. Okay. These streams must be scheduled from other channels, stream or as a premiere. Okay. Then you are set.

How do I do it? When you end your stream your viewer... So now we just hit end. How do we do that? Hit the red button. I think we did it. No! No! Just end the stream! We already did it! We figured it out! There we go. Yeah look it's gonna do it. Hey it worked. Look, it's gonna do it. Hey it worked Was that a good episode we got to smash something