The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 146

Episode Date: June 29, 2024

I voted up stinger 2. Check, check, check, check, check. Yeah, I think so. How do I sound to you? I think you sound good. Fine, okay, transitioning. Bwaaah, meow, there we go. Go ahead and give us a level.

Hey, how's it going, man? Bad, bad. Why bad? Because my headphones got destroyed. Yeah. So I have to use these janky ones that I got for everyone else. Wait, wait, wait, your headphones got destroyed. Yeah, so I have to use these janky Ones that I got for everyone else. Wait, your headphones got destroyed. They got destroyed How'd that possibly happen?

It was a- Why do you have the medallion? It was a cloud- hold on. It was a cloud injury You can't just- I can't even tell is it the fucking right one or not anymore. I don't know. Man, I had been with these headphones for eight years write one or not anymore. I had been with these headphones for eight years. Yeah and then you destroyed them. Because I was forced to. You're not forced to. You were Ash and Bertie. Which I had to leave. Totally insane. I had to leave that room because you arguing with Ash and Bertie. Why did you have to leave because I was arguing? Because you couldn't hit on her? No. Why? Why did you have to leave? Tell me if this sounds okay everyone. I can't hear yeah Yeah, low already already made who's saying low on low energy many low Shut up Manny fuck you

I'm gonna say the evil medallion is sapping my strength Which should not just be hanging behind you like a normal prob who gives a fuck put it in like a it should be in Like a fucking case. You know why it's there? Why? What has happened to you this week? Say the line, say the line, give us all the line. Biden has a stutter and a cold, right?

Alright, well that didn't happen to me. That's not my thing. Mm-hmm. Though it may come up. Federal government is in shambles, down sounds working. Okay good good for once Is that true good for once not too low? I was trying to understand the Chevron Law I was like give me your interpretation of it. Let's hear if somebody makes a car the government's not allowed to screw him anymore That's a bizarre

I hate these headphones god damn you have other other crap I've got good ones for me and I got shit headphones for everyone else what are you wearing what are you what headphones do you have on audio technica's oh I've got task cams I got I got good ones for me I got fine I got task cams. I got good ones for me. They look comfortable. They look fine.

I got great ones for me. I got shit ones. I got okay ones for Sean and the guests. And I got trash for everybody else. And now I've got the trash ones. Thanks a lot, Ashton! Part of the problem with this show is that you should not have any trash items at all. For people listening to it? What the fuck do I care if they have good headphones? They're participating in the show! They had the laugh track. They don't even laugh though.

I can't even hear anything now. Are you sure that's the right knob? It is. You're deaf. That's all the way up, dude. Well, I'm trying to hear. I can't hear. Am I good?

Am I okay in the mix? You sound louder than me, but maybe it's just hearing my own voice. Yeah. Definitely hearing your own voice. I was gonna say we got a crappy computer that breaks all the time. We don't have that I have a crappy computer you use we way way too much way too much You need to you need to erase we from your vocabulary. This is our show Show that's not our computer. That's my computer

Okay, but your computer runs our show and therefore it is part of our show. No, it's not. It's not. This isn't our shirt that I'm wearing. It's my shirt. It's kind of moving away, you know what? It's participating in the show. That's what the Chevron deference is, actually. That's how you should... It's just the government's way of saying we. It's the royal we in every instance. All I know is... I got a nice little lemonade stand here. Well we think that it's our lemonade stand should feel safer. Well it sounds

like the government is like me on this show wanting to up the production quality a little bit and have a couple standards. I love that you come down here when I'm doing a million things sweating my nuts off and running the the show, the the the pre-show the five-minute pre-show sir and every fucking week I say I need a little more time you say oh don't reset it like you're doing jack shit I'm setting all this up you and then you then you still take longer than me to make coffee Which you also spill all over the kitchen because you refuse to pour it over the sink You just fucking refused to worry over the kitchen. I didn't spill it. Because you refused to pour it over the sink. You just fucking refused to pour it over the sink. A tiny drip landed on the countertop,

and I wiped it up with a napkin that was right there. And it's my napkin. Did you throw the napkin away? Yeah. Where? In the trash. You threw it in the trash? Yeah.

If I go up there right now while I see a napkin? Yes! In the trash. In the trash. Really. Why would I not wipe up a little bit of the coffee? Why would you not pour it over the sink? You're pouring a mug into a glass of ice.

Because you have a glass and another glass and you just want to quickly transfer the contents into another one and you got a perfect counter top there. So turn around and pour it over the sink. Oh my god, a tiny drip of coffee. These headphones are going to drive me fucking crazy. You're going to drive me crazy with this shit. I'm sorry I spilled a tiny drip of coffee and I wipe it up two seconds later with a paper towel you fucking like autism or something. It's not autism to

I think the medallion is giving you autism. I want someone pouring coffee everywhere in your house. I'm like Vito coffee scapains. I'm gonna come over and you're gonna be making a fucking full-scale replica of a Fucking train out of Legos and you're gonna be yelling Vito don't touch it. Don fucking train out of Legos, and you're gonna be yelling, VEDO DON'T TOUCH IT! DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S PERFECT! I'm gonna start talking like this, Vedo... Well, Vedo... Notorious pedophile.

Were you just coming from having sex with minors, Vedo? Oh man, they're so good with the barbs. This has been a wild week for pedophiles, I tell you what. Oh man, the quartering really dove on every sword he could see and even some imaginary swords trying to defend an admitted child-grooming predator, Dr. Disrespect, didn't he? I can't believe it. Does someone have a sword I can dive on for this child-grooming possible pedophile, trans sex worker fucker, Dr. Disrespect, you, you sir, in the audience,

hold your sword up and I will dive on it majestically for my doctor, yes my doctor. I've had people go out that they are genuinely mystified that again, Dr. Disrespect is a guy who wears a wig and he looks like a goofball and he plays video games and then somebody said yeah you know how he got fired from twitch like seven years ago Oh, bro live footage from upstairs. That's the mess you left on my counter with your fucking coffee I don't think that's correct. You see that what does it look like to you? What it's in a shape How would you describe that? That comes that came later that could be from your cup No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's you! You did that! And you did not clean it up! This is a live feed! Do you want to pause the show? I'll go clean up my coffee ring real quick.

No, it's already cleaned up. It's already cleaned up because the person who sent this to me... Well then there's no problem. ...is a clean person who doesn't enjoy just flinging coffee around. So the help took care of it. Who cares? I think that you think that. I think that you think it's also a communal girlfriend slash maid and it's not it's a wheeze girl No, it's not All right, look I definitely wiped up one ring if another ring was created it's just the total Slop sloppiness that you should get to the show. I'm rushing to get everything together

Sometimes you know you know not everything's good look you talk about look Okay, whatever what I was gonna say this place is always a fucking mess, but it's your mess, and it's fine I'm going insane that fucking Ashton has ruined my life. Yeah, you got shattered bits of fucking headphones Can I just listen to this headphone? This better it's a little better. It sounds like a fucking tin can. You had a week to go buy a pair of headphones if you want some headphones. Can you believe what she was saying? Just totally ridiculous.

Well, she said she's a big Nerd-Rodic fan or something. She just sits there and reads the chat the whole... Yeah, she said, I love Nerd-Rodic. Anything that he does, I will... You said, well, yeah, but his wife's a fat pig, right? And she's like... And that doesn't sound like something I would say. Of course not.

And she said, yeah, I'm 10 times the lady Nerdrotic's wife is, but just not half the size. We were talking about Dr. Disrespect very quickly, and then we got sidetracked that this guy, this gamer guy. Let me make sure this is working. OK, it's working. Some guy comes out, he goes, oh, the reason that guy got fired is because he was sexting all these kids, right?

He was talking to minors inappropriately on Twitch. And I understand the impulse to go, well, you know, I'd like to see some proof maybe. I'd like to, you know, to go, well, I'm not gonna believe you immediately. We should start the show. Is this gonna be a problem? I don't know, is it a problem?

I didn't bring it in, it was a problem. It should be a problem. What should it be? Petto defend well, yeah, it is like weird it is it's our guy our guy syndrome where he's their guy I'll do that problem. I'll do that problem all day We can save it Cuz I've had people mystify and they go why is everyone defending him and I go, oh, let me explain I want to talk about team guys. This is the ultimate team guy situation. All right. All right. Let's do it. Let's get into it They go can't tell what the problem volume anything is any

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No, people assumed you were with him. I assumed, but then I was like, he might have just went to In-N-Out by himself. So Ralph may have experienced some of the doubt. I don't know anything about that. Okay. All I know, he probably, he touched it. He shouldn't have done that. All I know is that. Okay. He probably touched it. He shouldn't have done that. All I know is that-

He shouldn't have touched it. Putting it on was a very scary experience that I did. The feed cut out for some reason. Well, I was told that after I put it on and I came to end the show- There was a flash of light, strangely, when you put it on. I was told that the feed cut out. The lights flickered a little bit, I feel.

But you saw me put it on, and Ralph saw me put it on. Of course. It's a shame that the camera's cut out. I can't believe it. But I'm not going to do it twice, obviously. No. I mean, why would you do it again? That's just tempting fate.

If anything, it just shows us that if we tried to get video footage of you putting it on, who knows what could happen? Who knows what could happen? The video could cut out again So you've obtained the Christian medallion and And nothing can be better kind of feels like our enemies are falling apart again the doctor disrespect I can't get into it yet

But I'm like man some of these guys are dummies and they're really tripping over their own feet already You and have a firm handshake to heart start the show What the fuck was that? No, we need a we need a pedophile if there's anybody you know That's who we're offering firm handshake to. Give them the old quartering a firm handshake for any any child groomers out there a Firm handshake and a warm hello from the quartering for me to you me the quartering to from me to you, me the quartering, to you, the non-denying, accused by many people, child groomer. The quartering's one of these guys.

From Handshake for you, sir. From Handshake. Our captain. The quartering is like a confident, stupid person. It's like the worst thing, right? Yeah. Like you want a stupid person who kind of knows, like, oh, I'm kind of dumb, I'll let somebody else be in charge. You know I'm like this is a really

Stupid person who's like I'll run the project. I'll be a great entertainer. I'll be the America's Commentator and you're like yeah, but you're a guy. Hey everybody you know He's begging Elon Musk for a job, and you're like bro. You don't suck though. You're not stupid Fuck up everything you have weird weird paid relationships with the too many female staffers Oh real are also obnoxious. I mean like that Sydney girl. Why is he paying these? Why are all these chicks on the payroll would you ever pay a woman to do anything? I don't know you know what you bring up a good point Why are all these people hiring women? Uh-huh like? supposedly, they're the like you know

They're the based ones right they're the ones who are like yeah You know we got a we got to stop the woke so we can stop whatever else And there actually hires a bunch of women to write everything for him and you're like I was do that get it Why don't you just get a bunch of guys to do it is this like some kind of weird quasi harem? Yeah, are you do you think you're friends with these you know what I did hire a girl to color the comic But if she ever tried to weigh in on the script or the plot I'd be like that's that's not for you Yeah, you're good at colors. Well. I don't know but I know You're good at colors. Well, I don't know, but I know,

I'm not gonna say that. Uh, somebody came to us and they're like, are you guys not banned from YouTube? And I'm like, D-d-d-. It was close, though, I wanna say. Doesn't the quartering pay Melanie Mack? That intellectual heavyweight? He's doing a show with that idiot, right? Oh, is he?

Yeah, they do a show where they just complain about stuff that, again, just dumb people who don't really know what's going on, feeling like they have to have an opinion. The quartering, the reason why he always works with some and hires so many women is like when you buy a dog Yeah, so you know you have that like relationship with it where you're in control you make it do tricks and stuff Right. Yeah, is that right? I think him and Melanie Mack were commenting on like Nick Reketa at one point

I'm like you guys have no idea what's going on Eat some butter, Melody. Eat more butter. Why are you if his face- if kids are hungry and I do not give butter. Occam's razor, that was a good one that you did. It was a good one. Should have won. Should have won. Should have won. But But you know why your problem won? Women. Occam's razor Do what he did a women problem. That's it. tubers came in last not a lot of Ralph hate Actually some Ralph love on that up there was some Ralph love was like mixed I never know if people as Ralph hate comes from a genuine place or a place of They have will you stop fucking with the headphones I have to they sound better if I hold them in now

They sound like my sign Heiser's Those headphones were two episodes away from retirement. Can you believe that? Well, you destroyed them. Ashton Butcher or whatever fucking name is. What is it with Ashton? Ashton Bootlicker is her name. Yeah, well, now you destroyed your headphones because a lady was... You think Eric Jalasch should have called the cops? I think that Riley shouldn't be in jail. Okay, you think Eric should have called the cops I just don't I don't know enough about it actually Chats really mad at me. I don't know why I Didn't I don't know who that lady was who is she's just like another only fans lady. Oh, that's mean

Well, I mean, it's not like she's like any is any woman just no She's a brilliant playwright and a fucking Award-winning indie artist now. She's a lady who takes her clothes off on the internet I don't think she does that does she I guess she's cosplays. She's hot. She's a nice girl Well, that's why I was trying to be nice. I try to play the game. You know I assumed it was one of mints like you know What do you even call those people when you're in that sphere? What do you even call those people when you're in that sphere? Associates? What do you mean?

Well I assumed it was like- What do you call them? I don't know, I thought it was like one of the girls you invite over and you guys pretend to be lesbians and then you sell videos of it on the internet. Like I- What do you mean you guys? Me? No, like the whole only thing-

Oh, the mints? Yeah, the mint, the- Okay. I've met people working in the adult whatever and they all have to pretend to be friends and they all gotta hang out and be friends and they all get out and be like Oh, yeah, you know and now it tits McGee is gonna be in my video on Thursday You know damn these headphones so I was like I don't know if this lady's got a big following and mints gotta like I don't know I didn't know

Who the fuck who gives a fuck all right? Spoonie samurai says veto might be right about the medallion just being in the same room with it. He already noticed text messages on accident. By accident. That was almost really bad. You are banned from using your phone. I agree. For a month.

I agree. Maybe three. You're on A.V. I should not have my phone during the show. I noticed you don't have it out now. I noticed a lack of annoyance in my... The worst part was I was holding it like right up here and I'm like, oh thank god it wasn't in the fucking frame. Cause I literally was just going through my text with this lady to try and read them.

And uh, people were like, what was on your phone? And I'm like naked pictures of a lady who does not want to be doxed to a couple thousand people. So thank god it did not show up. And then I save it. I stop it. Yeah. Like miraculously. You did.

Your first thing to say is why didn't you tell me sooner? That's your, that's my thanks. Look man, I really thought I had doxxed this lady to a bunch of like psychopaths and weirdos. Okay? And I was not happy about that. Thankfully it was out of focus Yeah, thank God is such high quality shit in because I was excited when's the last time look It's not like I go out and I'm talking to a bunch of women all the time

I was like I just thought I haven't done this in a while. I've been busy making comic book stuff Mm-hmm, you know connect up with an old fling start saying crazy shit to each other I forgot why I hate you. Oh now you remember Exactly, I remember why I'm bad. I'm bad at this is because I immediately started doxing people by accident apparently That's a good one loose lips Caleb Decker these religious guys guys, am I right? Freaks out over a necklace's magical powers, yeah. Prod Mullick, Vito says, I have to see proof before I believe your story about election fraud

and now I have to scrutinize it and deny that proof. I reject your assertions because I find them stupid and beneath me also, Vito. Aye, a magic Sculpey medallion, the curse. They're doing impressions of you. Is that a real one? It has a pub in it so I could DNA test the pub and compare it to the prison I don't know. I think it looks too good for an autistic guy to have made it Well, he had a form at one point. He was just cramming the sculpey in the form I think I've seen a bunch of different variants

Yeah, some have form I think. I've seen a bunch of different variants. Yeah. Some have like narrow eyes. I don't know. We need a certificate of authentication. There was like a spooky ghost guy who said he would like look in. Bring him in? Yeah, we gotta bring in like a ghost detective. Okay.

That's a guy who does researches ghosts, not a detective who is a ghost. That would be a detective ghost. Oh man, why'd you quit stand-up? We saw some stand-up. Well, we went to a show, that was fun. Lieutenant Serge says the reason Eric's log line takes up an entire page is because he thought, he misread a log line as long line.

Long line. That's about the same caliber as your ghost detect We went to see Jim Jeffries people should listen to that episode. That was good Not of not us on it. Yeah, but Kevin was on it. Dr. Kevin's a friend of the show We went to see dr. Kevin on the dude. He's fuckers. He had the biggest Biggest he flopped on stage. He flopped bigger than Biden He flops! He flopped on stage! He flopped bigger than Biden! I've never seen that before. The man of Trump asked Biden, like, can you name some physicists?

Can you name three, uh, can you name three, the three branches of government? Yeah. Ahhhhhhh! Who's your favorite physicist? Ahhhh, I don't know. Yeah. Kevin, who is a physicist, was asked to name, like, three physicists. And he got two, right? He got... He was already talking about two.

Yeah. He was talking about Einstein and Dirac and he said who's on the Mount Rushmore of physics? And he goes, uh, and I was like in the just going, Newton maybe? Who else? I was gonna shout it out. Yeah, Newton would be good. I was like oh if I had one more drink. Ah, he was a lot of pressure.

That was a big show There is zero pressure for a nuclear physicist to name literally any other physicists every law is named after a physicist every device of Geiger Well you I think the best part of the show is you brought up so we went to this show is Dr. Kevin and Jim Jeffries and there the topic was Einstein And then afterwards they asked if the audience had any fun facts. And there was a lady in the audience who said, I have a fun fact about Einstein. And Jim Jeffries gave her the microphone and she said,

actually, Einstein's wife did a lot of the math and work for his early theories. And I said, see Dr. Kevin, your fuck up gave her the confidence to come in here and make up retarded lies about, because you didn't have a fucking fact. Right. That was your chance to go, well actually no, a woman didn't do the work, that's insane. You know what, and that fucking dumb bitch was sitting in the audience the whole time like aggressively agreeing with shit. Oh really?

When someone would, they talk, it was like, oh what's the twin paradox? She's like, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. We get it, you're in fucking physics somehow. God! It was an interesting crowd. There was a lot of like science guys.

It was a good show though guys. What was the name of that show? Jim Jefferies with Dr. Kevin P. Hickerson. We're gonna get him back on the show. Uh, maybe we'll give him some more brain busters. Yeah, yeah, hey. What's an atom? Ah! Ah! Ah! It's hot in here! Oh man.

You know what? Honestly though- What is physics? Does physics start with an F or a P? Dr. Kevin talks about science a lot. This is the first time I've thought he's been running a shell game on us. You know? He just goes to podcasts. He goes, yeah, I'll be your science expert. Oh yeah, who's your favorite physicist? Well.

Oh man. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Back to the future? Ah. Doc Brown is one, of course.

Yeah. It was a good show. Mystic Marbles, Vito, you cannot let Deadpool come out before Superkiller. It's too big of an L. Just release it halfway digitally to backers with it to be continued. So you can at least say you beat Deadpool, then release it the rest later.

I don't think, no. Or release the black and white pages first. Many opportunities, many ways you can you can win well I Mean I even went to the artists. I said hey if you don't think you can finish it Let's just like put out like a half whatever thing he said no no we're gonna finish it so shit Didn't we already 630? Yeah, oh man. We're you were right to tell boogie to call in a date. Yeah, I fucking blew it that was dumb of me. Oh

Nobody quote it's like when the Rugrats grew up. It wasn't sexy anymore veto He's gotcha. That was good show to rights Where's the quartering he's about to break in here any minute and defend you defend your honor I forget what that was in reference to but that was a really good joke. I forget. Yeah, it's like you remember when the Rugrats grew up. I'm not gonna redo the joke, but yeah. That was a funny one. You got me that to rights. Yeah, put that on the- You see Matt Barr has just resorted to reading my tweets on his stream, but now it looks like he said it. So now there's just a video of Matt Barr saying

he wants to do horrible things to kids, and like, ah, that's pretty funny. Matt Barr is fucked in the head. Yeah, I think that guy should, I think three months of complaining about mint salad and me was like, I think it's the most. Yeah. If we did something new, I would get it.

You know, like if I went over and I peed on mint, then he would get another three months out of that. But at this point, we get it. You know like Midsale and you like me Yeah, okay, I think about that's it from the from the comments well we had a great episode Oh, Jake Jesus Christu says Vito don't put the medallion on the curse will delay your comic That would be the worst thing ever actually if anything putting on the medallion with my comic come out ten times faster Have you seen how quick give me that fucking thing Chris Chan makes those comics come out instantly. Oh, yeah, it's true They're not good, but I'd be cranking out

Well, you know what if we've gotten all that out of the way Why don't we just go right into our favorite segment a little thing thing I like to call Vote It Up. Fuck. God damn it. I mean, maybe this one. ["Vote It Up"] No one will vote it up. It is, but come on, guys.

Like Peter won't lose weight. Great. This is a great song. Biggest problem that Joe is where you got to go. Yeah. If this how things are gonna be Yeah, I would rather fuck one of be those cats Are you trying not to wake your mom while you do this?

Is this Dame Peso's stand? I know, it kind of sounds like Dame, but less energetic. They may fall, not of you I couldn't drop the fucking show Because Beato Finally killed my Did Dame forget to do his Dame voice? Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Can hear the vocals the whole time. Maybe fan stingers were a mistake guys. It's voted up our Favorite segment where we visit past problems put them in a new light. I Got a couple here

Dick from episode 27 this must have been one you brought in I think the problem of the national debt Yeah, probably which is a 33 trillion problem. It's a lot crazy that Nina those idiots mentioned it last night No, it's kind of a mortgage rates $33 trillion dollars inflation's out of control. They're talking about their fucking golf game. Yeah, okay politics are Infuriating on so many love talk about the military like what the fuck who what who cares? What are they defending? Yeah? I take it. I just want I just want a politician to go up there and go I'm only gonna talk about money because that's the only thing that matters. I'm gonna talk about how you get more money

I'm gonna talk about how to make houses cost less. Black people, great question. I'm gonna get all the black people more money Trump almost got into it when he said they're taking black jobs away And then all the black people on Twitter are like, what do you mean by black jobs? Like, yeah, that's what we're all asking. Well last week the Congressional Budget Office raised its estimate for the government deficit this year. So of course they estimate what they think the deficit is going to be and then they got it wrong.

So they've raised their estimate. Which way were they? Oh, it's too low. Which way were they going? It was a little too low, a little bit too low. Okay, all right. Let's see, so they're off by a certain percentage. You'd be like, okay, well, you know, there's our margin of error, maybe 5%.

I'm gonna say 50. 10%. 30. 27% they were off. Student loans. which would be a 408 billion dollar change to 1.9 trillion dollars Dick you named one of the three reasons why the really swelling student loan relief

The other two reasons are Israel Not Israel not not Israel. Ukraine? Ukraine, there you go. The other one you're not gonna get because it's too obvious, higher Medicare expenses. Oh yeah, sure. So Ukraine, Medicare and student loan relief.

Dick, right now, each person in the United States, if we owned a portion of the debt, for the first time ever, this is very exciting, each American. 210,000? Over 100 hundred thousand per person in the United States how much over a hundred thousand oh it says it's just it's now exceeded a hundred thousand it fluctuates yeah it does yeah because the debt goes up it doesn't oh I mean it only goes that can drop $20 or something I don't know if

that's ever happened I don't know really I think it just goes up well I started trying to uh, I was also reading these articles and they're like well, here's why this is bad for you Do you know why it's bad for you? Yeah, well there's a number of reasons But I didn't realize this is that. I mean cause. Well part of the reason. Inflation. Yeah. Cuz all that money's in the system Well part of the reason though that it's all so bad is like let's say you have a company, right? Like any business and you go, okay, well I want people to invest in my business. And they go, well why would I invest in your business?

The government is selling debt at those fucking bond rates that are insane. It's just a pretty 6% because they have so much debt they've got to get rid of. So eventually everyone stops investing in private business because they just buy government debt and there's no money left for anybody else. Yeah. It's fascinating. It's horrible. Hahaha!

It's fucking horrible! Well, luckily we had two guys. The only person talking about it is Nick Fuentes! He's not talking about it right! But he's talking about it kind of! Kind of. It really is just a tragedy that like the shit that gets... about it right, but he's talking about it kind of. Kind of. It really is just a tragedy that like the shit that gets, look I get it, like you know,

you don't want your kid is playing baseball, your little girl's playing baseball and then a big strong transgender boy comes along and starts knocking homers out of the park. That should be like last on your list of things you give a shit about. I'm saying that's the shit that dominates the conversation, you know? It's because all men are gay. And that's all they think about is other men's cocks. Well, if they're wearing a dress,

they think about it there. If they're talking about bathrooms, they're thinking about women's bathrooms, they're thinking about guys' dicks. Well, they're thinking about a lot of stuff, but like the stuff, like the whole culture war shit. Like today, somebody told me, Vito, you really fucked up your career. And I'm like, why? And they're like, well, because of your reputation.

You can't go on these YouTube shows and talk shit about Star Wars anymore. And I went, what? Do you think that was valuable to me? Do you think that's what I really want out of my life? Wait, why can't you go on and talk about Star Wars? Because they're saying there's certain commentators, I assume they mean like these geeks and gamers guys. And they're like, you could be doing the circuit right now, talking about how much you don't like the Acolyte. And I'm like, I don't want to talk about the Acolyte.

I have not watched the Acolyte. I don't want to watch the Acolyte. It's worse than, I mean, talking to Ashton, it's like worse than a fucking desk job. These people just glad hand each other. They have forced conversations and fun meetups and make small talk and talk about shit on TV that they don't want to fucking watch and fuck their fat wives. They somehow made an identical system of cubicle hell, but put it on the internet. They're in literal fucking cubicles talking to a fucking dead

camera lens, fake laughing at each other's jokes and not getting in trouble with HR It's a fucking it's blows my mind It's really I'd rather eat my fucking bullet than friends with any of these people I had fun making some videos about those Star Wars movies But the idea of like that being the rest of my life is just like Horrifying to me beyond comparison. Yeah, you know cuz I yeah again I have this guy this guy says he's gonna make a documentary about how I destroyed my career and I went Yeah, but I get to make like a stupid comic book now. It might suck

But at least I get to make it like that's way so yeah But you could be talking about Star Wars on the internet. That's the career you destroyed. That's what I asked I'm like, what do you mean? I destroyed my career. He's like you could be going on all these YouTube shows I'm like, it's not a career. I don't want to fucking do that. I don't want to be friends with youtubers Yeah, that's weird. I don't like there's some people who really think YouTube There is a generation that's like YouTube. That's the coolest thing. I want to be like mr. Beast I want to hang out with mr. Beast whatever yeah, it appealed to me at all I pretend to be their friend. They'll pretend my friend. That's how it works I don't the only reason I would want to hang out with mr. Beast or whatever. That doesn't appeal to me at all. If I pretend to be their friend, they'll pretend to be my friend. That's how it works.

The only reason I would want to hang out with Mr. Beast is so I could be like that black guy who tried to steal the money from him. And that was pretty funny. I don't know if you saw that clip. No, I saw that guy. That I show speed. I saw him off.

I'm sick of his antics. I like that he made Mr. Beast kind of actually uncomfortable because Mr. Beast was like, wait, is this black gentleman actually gonna steal my briefcase of money? I love Mr. Beast. Why?

I love that he didn't turn on his trans friend. Well that is honestly the only time he's ever been interesting. He finally was forced. You actually, and you know it's fucked. Yeah! And you're just standing up for your fucking friend. I love it. Dude, I love this guy.

I want, okay here's what I want. I mean you can't, there's no way that guy could have just left his wife He had to have a sex change like I'm sick of my wife and my kid I want to get out of here way to get out Yeah, the only way to get out is for me to fucking become a woman right? He's looking good That's Sailor Moon picture. I was like not bad Not too shabby

And then it turned out another guy in a wig was the one, the child groomer. Isn't that crazy? That is what's crazy! The conscriptive guy in a wig was the child groomer. Honestly, I think that's why they're so mad that the dog of disrespect thing came out because they've all been going at Mr. Beast whatever this week. He's fucking up his kids! How dare he!

He's fucking up his kids! He's fucking over his family! He's fucking over his family! Hey, your buddy, um, uh, he's fucked up his family and fucked a trans person. Way worse. And tried to meet a minor at TwitchCon. Try it. It's like infinitely worse than Eddie and Chris from fucking MrBeast did. It's driving them nuts.

Anyway guys, the national debt currently number 95. It is in the top 100 with 490 up votes, but I think you should vote it up. I got one more for you, Dick. All right. And I had no idea. Well, this is from episode number five. I think there's another one you brought in. Okay. There's a certain legal tactic that people might use when facing serious charges. It's called the N word defense. Oh yeah. Well, yeah, it's a pop-nude defense. Well, I think this story, this guy might, tell me if you think this guy's got a good case. Maurice Byrd, 41, was charged with first degree murder in the shooting of Stephen Strasberg.

Byrd was on the phone with 911 operators. 911 operators. Hi-11 operators. Hi, 9-11 operators. How can I help you? Ah, I can't forget. Uh, did I get ink all over my phone? Your goddamn pens, these leaky fucking pens. Sorry.

I gave you free pens. What a horrible guy I am. According to charging documents, bird was on the phone with 911 operators when Strasburg who is white Was heard in the background saying what are you gonna do shoot me you n-word? Bird who is black responded with five gunshots emergency dispatchers Then heard two more shots and bird then got on the phone and said told the dispatcher

I had to shoot him because he said then word well bird has been charged first-degree murder third-degree murder and possessing an instrument of crime But I think he might have a good defense there because you can hear on the tape because what do you do? Shoot me you n-word a second you say that I think legally they just lose their minds. Oh, wow No, no one does they don don't lose their minds. They act with perfect clarity. Oh, okay. Because they're right. Because, yeah, they now have a legal framework.

You fucked up, didn't you? You fucked up. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Well, Dick, I did not realize this, but the N-word defense is currently number six out of all our fucking problems. Because it's annoying. It is that bad.

Well, it's indicative of a lot of things, too. I think this is one of those cases where I'd like to see this implemented I think I think at least it could be really to a reduction in sentence in sentence You know the end saying the n-word yeah, he goes look he gets the first three shots Those were the n-word shots, and those are fine. Those are fine the other three shots you get three shots That's fair. He went a little too far and he shot seven times first one You can't aim for shit second one You just guns recoiling you get really one shot. Well the first one you're so shook from the racism that it's not gonna like Yeah, yeah second one you're just steadying in and third one's the fucking you know. That's the real one

It's the retribution for the horrible thing that went in. That's the reparations. That's the reparation shot right there The third one is the reparation shot. I saw some video where. That's from reparations. That's the reparation shot right there. The third one is the reparation. I saw some video where That's from Superkiller. He's actually black and he's getting reparations with each shot. That'd be a funny episode. That would be a good one You know the crazy thing is you would have You're you would have so much better of a career Yeah If your comic had come out in December Well, because you had such a great fundraise and like amount of time.

If it had come out then, been a big hit, Air actualized shit would have peaked, then you could have done number two. But it's just that you have a great career, but you stretched it out over three years instead of one. Isn't that crazy? Is that in the documentary? That should be in the documentary.

Look, if you want to talk about fucking up my career, I can name a lot of places. I fucked up my career Okay, and I don't think pissing off the internet is though like honestly in terms of things that have fucked up my career I think being a lazy fat piece of shit has been my make a documentary about how I shouldn't have ate so many donuts as a Child that's what fucked up my career childs fine. It's as an adult. Well. That's the problem I'm still a child at heart. Oh comes the quartering. I know, right? The N-word Defense voted up. What a great segment. I can't wait to hear this fucking shit again. No one will vote it up. Yes. Like the won't lose with

Biggest problem that show is where you got to go If this hell thinks they're gonna be I would rather fuck one of Peter's cats So much drama That I have to learn again There are no problems that are worth to voted on I don't care about July, I don't care about your schmoves I would rather vote on Vito's food problems

They may find out of you I'd rather drop the fucking show If Vito finally killed my Vito Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell him to wait Woooo Uh, okay wait I'm gonna do my problem

It's uh, here's my problem It's getting cut out of a conversation circle Mmm So we were at that uh, that podcast It's, here's my problem, it's getting cut out of a conversation circle. So we were at that podcast, the Jim Jeffries podcast. And Kevin takes me, I don't know what you were doing, but Kevin brings me over to meet Jim Jeffries after the show. And I was like, oh, hey, how you doing? All right.

Hey, I love that bit about Hitler, how he's fresh Prince of Bel-Air. He's like, oh yeah, what do you do? And Kevin's like, oh, well, you know, runs a podcast. And then Vito comes in and goes, hey, what's going on? And there's a conversation circle of me, Kevin, Jim Jefferies. And then Vito comes in like this, right in between me and Jim Jefferies,

like totally, completely, directly between us, and then stood there the entire time, and I was out of the conversation circle. Do you remember that? Kind of, yeah. Hahahaha! Look. And I said, what the fuck is this? So I tried to move over like this, and she's like, oh, well, well, let me just get in here Let me get in here in my defense

We were in this like awkward area that like waiters kept trying to get through yeah, yeah Okay, so I didn't know where to stand and you're right. I did it out a place to stand okay But I ended up standing in this like really awkward in the middle of everything This is not on purpose. I wanted to be off to the side. I didn't want to be here You weren't because right in between me everywhere I went like a waiter kept coming and being like can you move can you move? Yeah, it really sucks. Okay. That was not on purpose and I fuck I look I imagine It's I imagine that none of you guys ever do it on purpose. Yeah always it's always an accident, but it's always You guys ever do it on purpose. Yeah always it's always an accident, but it's always

Right look when you're a big guy And I couldn't have gone further in because there's people in there, and then I want to be blocking them ah Should have just left. I should have just walked away I should have just let you and Kevin and Jim Jeffries have a fun time I mean I was talking to him and then it got Vito WHAA What the fuck is this? I really fucked up talking to Jim Jeffries after the show. I made it really awkward

and terrible. And I could tell he's like God damn it! I instantly created one of those situations where the celebrity goes, cool, hey, great meeting you guys! And then I created a great meeting you guys situation

where he immediately left cause he was getting nothing out of it. It was so, the waiter kept coming by you kept going in and out and in. Yeah, it was awful. I hated it. What the fuck are you doing? I hated it, it was real bad.

I'm not gonna defend my body positioning because I couldn't figure out where to go. Yeah, I couldn't figure out where to go. No. Me either. Yeah, well you- I'm like, well I'm gonna stand eight feet away. I'm not gonna stand- You staked out a good conversation position immediately. They invited me over! Kevin said I want you to meet my friend. Here he is, sick over here. I was like, oh yeah, how's it going? Good to meet you. You're a lot shorter in person. He didn't say that to Jeffrey. He was really good. And I felt bad I didn't ask him about PSA grading. I completely forgot my conversation topic. Because you were so busy inserting yourself and cutting me out of the conversation circle. I wasn't trying to cut you out I was trying to find out where I belong you didn't cut Dr. Kevin out cuz Dr. Kevin staked out like a fucking upper-deck fucking high ground situation he was like up a level he was up the

slope all right I can't stop laughing about it I can't believe that Kevin picked the best conversation position possible because there's like a little ramp So he had the high ground looking down Yeah, you want the high ground in the conversation? And I was in the fucking eye the waiter aisle is these like guys are bumping me moving plates and shit I'm gonna be watching you from now on to see if this is a common problem. To see if you're a frequent offender of this. I'm a frequent conversation destroyer. Some people are.

They're the ones that talk in close. No, no, no. They talk in close and then they end up, you know, your conversation circle can only be as big. One time I've had a conversation circle so big, I couldn't even see the other guy on the other side. I am usually great at a con. If you give me a space, if you give me a shape, I will figure out-

You're very loud, so you should have no- you could be on the other side of the fucking room and be part of the conversation. I need a wall, I need a wall, I need a wall. If I can get to a wall, I can be against the wall. Okay. That way nobody's behind me, no one's going behind me, no one's jostling me, okay? I was looking at the back of your head I'm like what the fuck is this?

Why didn't you why didn't you what am I gonna say? I didn't really want to talk to him that badly Well, it's like alright. Well, I Was trying look we were there. Dr. Kevin was there. We'd been on the show. I'm friends with dr. Kevin I'm friends with you. Everybody's having a conversation, I want to be part of the conversation. In the middle! Look at me! I did not do that! That is not what it was, okay?

I tried to go to the periphery, I went to the periphery, and then fucking waiters started bumping in. You were not in the periphery. Because there was no periphery! Because when the waiter came, you either had to step away from the conversation circle the square really conversation square you would have had to step away or Step in and you chose to step completely and you made it almost a concave trying I ruined conversation quadrilateral. I ruined every part of that. get it okay now am I gonna

Am I gonna blame the layout of the room a little bit a little bit yeah, yeah Why not have a wider area for people to a customer you would think after a comedy show people like this stand around and talk You get a little area. Maybe larger. It should have like lava pits for that reason I don't know you know and like thwomps that come down. All I know is, yeah, that was the worst. It was funny. It was funny. At least we got to get drinks with Kevin afterwards.

That was fun, hung out. I like that. You had never been to Flapper's Burbank before. No. So I'm surprised to hear. Yeah. I figured every LA, you never had a friend be like, hey, I'm gonna be on the main stage at Flappers.

I'd never go. The Flappers. I will never go to people's shows. The big Flappers comedy contest, they run comedy contests. They do? Yeah. What's the contest? It'll be like, so like when I did it, they're like, you could win a

We're filming a trauma thing. You can be in the background. What's that? What's that trauma the like? toxic adventure toxic It's like trauma like sponsored a thing to be like a background actor if you won the stand-up competition You know be a prize not win because I'm bad six tits You go in the bathroom. That would be good. That's a prize. Yeah, I really blew a witch in Jeffreys. I had a chance to establish a lifetime Hollywood friendship and instead

I stood directly in front of him and I went Yeah, that was funny. You're funny. Yeah, you were pretty close too. I know, I was close talking him. That's the worst. He's like, who's this fat guy who's close talking me right now? I hate being too close talking him. That's the worst He's like who's this fat guy who's close talking me right now? I hate being too close to people so you know I was at the correct distance I didn't know you cut it in half what I was or maybe even more

You know the worst thing happened was he said are you guys comedians, and I said yeah, and then I wasn't funny at all Anyway now well they're not real comedians like Jim Jeff... I didn't realize I liked Jim Jeffries. I've never really watched his stand-up or anything. He's good. You know the funny show? Okay, that's my problem. Getting cut out of the conversation circle.

Getting cut out of the conversation circle. You know, it haps everybody. You're talking to some girl, being a reasonable person, but then someone comes in and just creep to the max, creep up to ten, and sometimes... I wasn't creeping. I was trying to be friendly. I was trying to, you know. So were they? I don't know.

Doctor Disrespect will come in. Doctor Disrespect. You're talking to some kid, having a nice casual conversation with a 12 year old, mutual, mutual conversation. Yeah. What are you looking at? I'm checking the time.

I told Boogie like 30 minutes from now we'll do it. Yeah, that's fine. All right, I'll do a problem then. Look, why don't we just talk about our guy or at least that's what these guys think mr. Dr. Disrespect So this is this is the problem of our guy syndrome, which is okay you uh, so You're so entrenched in the tribalism. Yeah, you might call it team guy syndrome, but I'm gonna guys syndrome Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Let me play the new sound! Oh yeah yeah yeah! The new sound effects. Let me hear it, so this is how we transition maybe. Now, I'll let people vote on it of course.

Well there's that one. Okay, there's the other one too. This could be it. We just did a problem! It's time for the next one! Time for the next problem! This one means that that problem is over and it's time for another one! Is it about comics? Is it about Madden?

Who knows? Guess you'll have to wait and listen to see what the problem will be. And we would play that between every problem. Or this. So is there the three options? Well, no, there's the two options. I'm gonna put it in the chat so people can vote which one. No, there's three options. No, no, no, because those are two of the same. What do you mean?

It's the same tone. It's just a short version of that sound. Which problem switch do you want? The good one. What do you mean the good one? The one that sucks. No, the good one is the new one. The new one's the good one.

Have you ever heard of Rolling with a Bit? There we go. We just did a problem. All right, all right, all right. Do your problem. Have you ever heard of Rolling with a Bit? There we go. Alright, alright, alright. Wait, hold on. Do your problem. But I really like that. I feel like we should play that between every single problem.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that would be better. Alright. So, here's the deal. We live in a time of tribalism. I'm doing this problem with the conf. I have no notes here. Right. But here's what I've identified as tribalism. We live in a time of tribalism. I'm doing this problem with the conf. I have no notes here. Right. But here's what I've identified as a problem. We live in a time of tribalism. And guys who see other guys repeating

their same political opinions and viewpoints or whatever else, for some reason, you start to think if somebody holds the same sort of political viewpoints as you, that it's kind of just an extension of yourself. Yeah. Exactly. You go, well, hold on. Me and that guy agree about the government. that it's kind of just an extension of yourself. Yeah, exactly. You go, well, hold on, me and that guy agree about the government, we agree about Ukraine, we agree we hate all this trans shit,

and therefore we're basically the same guy. That's my guy, that's our guy. So there's a guy, Dr. Disrespect, okay? And he's a guy that I think a lot of people... He did a little bit of grooming. A little bit of grooming. Hold on, okay? And he's a guy that I think a lot of people... He did a little bit of grooming. Little bit of grooming. Hold on, hold on. So he's a guy and he's a man's man, right?

He's a man's man, he's a tough guy. He plays video games, he makes crude jokes. He doesn't like any of this trans business or whatever else. You know, that's our guy! Okay, and then what happens is one of these guys who is not our guy Comes out and says hey, I know something about your guy. You know what do you know about my guy?

You know shit about my guy goes no no I do know yeah, he got fired for having inappropriate messages with minors and they go That's like you're saying that about me. I didn't tell these guys you didn't have inappropriate sexual conversations with minors! Go ahead! Go ahead! Hold on, he's gonna tell you! He's gonna set you straight! Doctor, disrespect, I'm a big obviously! We don't take this kind of shit from these queers! Doc, get in here!

You've got the stage! Just let him have it, Doc! Let him have it! Let him know that you didn't do anything tell him doc There were conversations but Nothing illegal was found well there you go there you go nothing illegal was found take that Lib tards suck on that lip on that, libtards! Suck on that, libtards. Nothing illegal was found! Cut and dry! There's nothing that could have happened!

And then that little, that little swimy libtard goes, ask him who he was talking to. Why don't you just ask him who he was talking to? He was probably talking to anybody, you don't know! He's, Doc, tell him who he was talking to! He was talking to a 17 year old girl, hot, and 11 months, and huge tits. And he was telling her how to you know get into college. He wasn't saying anything. Totally was cool. Totally was cool. And then Dr. Disrespect

who has had seven years. Firm handshakes. The quartering says, Doc. Let's make sure everyone has all the context that Dr. Disrespect was fired by Twitch in 2017. I did not believe it. I could not believe it had been that long He's had seven years to prepare for the eventual day that someone goes. Hey, why'd you get fired from Twitch? He's had seven years to think about what he was gonna do when that day showed up Yeah, and apparently he didn't have any plan at all because his answer was look Did I exchange messages with an individual minor of course were they inappropriate nature

Absolutely sexual at times I'm trying to find a screen possibly the worst and like he had all his guys He had an entire absolute terror field of fucking sentinel simps ready to go dr. Disrespect is our guy He would never do this and for some reason never just going yeah I know it said he comes out he admits basically to everything and an insane Can you bring up his response first? Oh doctor disrespect. Disrespect? Yeah, let's read his response real quick. I mean it's long. It's really long. I'll burn through it.

I'll burn through it. It's really long, man. I'll go to the quick parts. There's one part. Okay. I would rather laugh at the shit that... Well we have to show what Quartering's responding to. This is insane.

Did he say anything else? Here, hello, I'd like to make a quick statement. We won't read the whole thing. No, but no no No, you are done with mice you are done with you are done with electronics in here after that, okay? Dr. Disrespect there this is dr. Disrespect after again rumors come out that the reason he was fired Is that he was engaging he could have also just said nothing nothing that would have been the movie Or he could have said you know the rumors that are going around are patently untrue or exaggerated

There's like a million different ways to not say nothing. Yes. I sexted mine I sector an individual minor big deal want to fight about it He basically made it sound and I'm like and that was the craziest part is I went oh Your guy not only did this he's aggressive about it was like not a big deal and then the quartering is posting wolf of Wall Street gifs yes what are you doing well dude okay so so basically are you fucked in your head dude quartering they are I okay I will say this they just want a guy to talk macho that's all the American man wants yes yeah I ripped those kids big deal want to fight about it. Okay?

Yeah, kind of Okay, so he says you got to apologize to everybody everybody wants to know I was banned Can I scroll down to see what he fucking said? Okay, here we go. Where are their twitch whisper messages with an individual minor back in 2017 first of all a Minor aged individual with an individual minor back in 2017? First of all, a minor aged individual, not an individual minor. Like a cop. An individual minor. Back in 2017, the answer is yes. I guess he wants us to know it was just that one kid I was grooming.

Buddy, we want to know the age. Because if you're not saying the age, it's 13. Right. If you're not saying the gender, it's a guy. Just like it. Quartering and Yellow Flash, I know you're not saying the gender it's a guy just like it quartering and yellow flash I know you guys are like sweeping each other's nuts on this one really hard but let me give you a little fucking clue here if he doesn't mention the age the age is not 17 age 13 and he doesn't say what

sex it was it was a guy yeah he said minor not girl gay boy might be a little boy well it has also come out that he was messaging all sorts of trans escorts and girls Anyway, so these were casual okay were there real intentions behind these messages the answer is absolutely not There were intentions they weren't real they weren't real I said I was gonna fuck fuck this kid but in reality I was just gonna jack off in front of them. It's not a big deal. I asked if they were going to TwitchCon. I really didn't want to know. Yeah, no. I asked what they were wearing. Firm handshake. I didn't really care. And then the quartering comes in. Hold on. Let me just find the firm. Okay. These were casual mutual conversations that sometimes lean too much in the direction of being inappropriate. I-Inappropriate is already too much. There's no...

You don't need too much inappropriate. How do you lean in the direction of inappropriate? Why don't you say they were inappropriate? I think they were inappropriate. I don't think they were leaning towards inappropriate. Times they would gimbal or yaw towards yon horizon of which is inappropriate. Did I slightly drift towards sexual molestation? Per chance. Oh, shh.

But did our boat make it over the wake line? I would say no. I wasn't not grooming them. He had seven years to plan this, and this is what he did. Hire a PR firm, what is this? Well, you know, nothing more. Nothing illegal happened.

No pictures were shared. I just talked about my dick. I didn't send a picture out of my dick. Why would you put the picture in there? I wasn't even thinking about pictures until you put the picture in there. I didn't know that you put that in my mind. No pictures were shared. I just talked about my dick. Why would you put the picture in there? I wasn't even thinking about pictures until you put the picture in there. I didn't know that you put that in my mind. No pictures were shared. What was shared then? Well that's the thing. One of those dummies who doesn't realize that when you say one thing didn't happen, it confirms that a different thing did happen.

Did you cheat on me? I didn't come. So when you say, yeah exactly, when you say no pictures happened, I go, oh, so you were describing sexist stuff. Obviously. Cause like pictures we know would be bad, but you're like, it wasn't pictures. You know, I just said, my dick is really hard for you. 13 year old boy. Cause there's no pictures on the Twitch whisper thing.

You shared them in another way. That's why. This is, this is, this is, this is responding to like a predator poacher thing where he goes? I never even met the individual. Yeah, this is fucking this is Chris Hansen show. What are you doing here? Oh, I'm just here. I thought for a laugh. I don't I didn't I wasn't gonna do anything Yeah, I had no real intention. I wasn't gonna do anything Attention, I just showed up. This is so stupid. I thought we would eat pizza and just hang out at twitchcom. That's it

I thought we would eat pizza and just hang out at TwitchCon. That's it. The worst part is that at the end of it he goes, but come on, it's not like I'm a predator or something. I hate them. I hate predators as much as the rest of you guys. I'm your guy! We all hate predators, right? It's like, dude, you're a predator. What are you talking about? He's completely delusional. You are a textbook predator. Okay, so this came out. Every normal person went, Oh, I was wrong. This is not our guy. I'm done with this being our guy. Every normal person did that. Terminally online, like, children and psychopaths decided to double down and try to defend this, including the quartering,

who first posted that he wanted to give Doc a firm handshake, which is apparently some sort of strange bro code thing about like, yeah man, hey it was really brave of you to step up and say that you were grooming minors. Way to go dude. Yeah, really brave of you. That was really- He can admit when he's wrong. That's one of the best things about Jared you know what? He can admit when he's wrong. You're gonna hear.

That's one of the best things about Jared from Subway. He always admitted when he was wrong. You know, guys. Bro. What was wrong? What'd I do? Look at his mustache. Look at his mustache.

That's cool. The cornering doubled down so hard and then at the end of that dog to disrespect thing, he says, but fuck these guys. He has this petulant, I'm not going anywhere rant, which is insane. Look, I might have tried to sexually mess with minors. They're trying to get rid of me. They're not gonna cancel me man I'm not going anywhere and the quartering responds with that gif from fucking a wall for wall street Where that guy was being convicted of securities fraud and said I'm not going anywhere He didn't just get Leonardo DiCaprio's character didn't just rape a bunch of kids and go we're not going anywhere, baby That character was also guilty

He was a bad guy in the movie he was stealing people's money Doc is the man these guys have spent how long calling you The quarter he's called everyone on earth a pedophile at some point dude the quartering has spent like he's got a compulsion raked over the coals for going firm handshakes man you're not defending you're not going anywhere you're this is and him and like Keemstar are going isn't it curious that this news drops the second the LGBTs are trying to push trans stuff on our kids and I'm like no you guys are this happened seven years ago like it's just it was gonna come out eventually and there was no point in time that it could have Came out that there wasn't some trans thing. They're trying to spin it as like the grooming is happening inside the house I do have to say this okay, okay is that we give yellow flash a lot of shit and deservedly so and he also supported

Okay, so no he did support don't don't run cover for him. I'm not running cover for him. It doesn't make you a good person. It makes you a liability. Yellow Flash also supported this guy. He made a whole video about it and then when people gave him shit he lied and said, oh I didn't see that it said minor in Dr. Disrespect's tweet. It said minor for all but like 10 minutes. Everybody saw it say minor. Yellow Flash made a video supporting him having texted a fucking minor. I don't know what the timeline was. He's lying about it after he got caught. Here's what he claims happened is Yellow Flash made, after Dr. Disrespect put this out. Uh-huh. He said he made a video which I don't think a lot of people saw because he deleted it

Right away. Yeah, he put out a video. He said, you know, dr. Disrespect is our guy Yeah, that's our guy we know and you know, he might have done wrong But it's not a big deal and they deleted it immediately and people said why did you delete it now? There was some weird nonsense going on where Dr. Disrepect- Lying. Well apparently Dr. Disrepect put out that tweet and then he edited it to remove the word minor. Yeah and he didn't know that that was trash.

Which is like, first of all you can see revisions of a tweet. Somebody goes, wait what word is missing? Why did you remove the word minor? And the very first response is, you removed minor. There's no way Yellow Flash is 100% lying. He knew if a minor was there, these guys just compulsively defend their buddies. That's it.

Then he edited the word minor back in. So Yellow Flash's defense was when I read the tweet, it said he had messaged someone, but I didn't know it was minor. And then when I found out it was minor, look do have to give him the a small bit more credit than the quarter ring Oh, will you shut up and I'm just it's just The point go ahead the point is that At least I'm gonna throw up the very least it's still bad, but at the very least Quartering has spent the last two or three days going what I tried to give a pedophile handshake

What's wrong with giving pedophile handshake everybody likes handshakes at least yellow flash finally managed to read the room and go wait This is not gonna work out the way. I want it to us Making the point that quartering is dumber than yellow flash. They're both dumb. I'm not giving either of them a pass Okay, I'm just saying I did not might as well have groomed those kids yourself I'm just saying I didn't realize the quartering was this much dumber than I thought he was I tried to do a pedophile handshake who doesn't give a pedophile handshake. What's wrong with that? He ain't going nowhere. That's very strong important thing for him to say So yeah, I mean the problem again,

Dr. Disregarding is a problem, but the real problem, the real problem was the hypocrisy. No, the real problem is that people get so entrenched in this political mindset and the idea that everybody's gotta be on the same fucking team and everyone's gotta share the same opinions. And you go, well, there's no way my guy could do anything wrong, cause he's my guy

and he's basically an extension of myself. Yeah, and if well. There's no way my guy could do anything wrong because he's my guy And he's basically an extension of myself now and yeah, and if this guy's guilty. I can't call everyone I don't like a putt file anymore shit That really fucked up all my content dude all these people were defending them all week long I'm like why are you guys not considering that this might be true, and they're like cuz look at him. He's cool He's like a guy cool guy. He would never molest anybody or fucking anything. And then when it came out he was trying to fuck a trans woman and they're like, oh ok. Well then they all ran for the house. Now I hate him. Honestly, for most of them, I think messaging an underage girl, they're like, well you know, it's not great.

I can look the other way. When it came out he was messaging with trans women, they're like, well this is just- This has nothing to do with me. I'm done with this now. That's not my guy at all. You know what? It is like Eric July, though. We're like, again, that's our guy. All that money he made is my money.

That's my money. It's like they're the fucking avatar or something. We're like, you live vicariously through them. Oh, Dr. Disrespect is succeeding. Vito's losing weight. Everything's great for me. Stop it. It's fucking, just look. If you like a personality, like a personality, but don't consider them an

extension of yourself and defend everything they ever fucking did. I love it. All their whole worldviews are just crumbling. All their retarded- It has shattered some people. Fucking Camelot was pissed at me because Camelot was defending Dr. Disrespect where he's like, oh, oh this, you're gonna believe some leftist twitch SJW saying, doc, whatever. It's like, this is obviously manufactured. And I said to Camelot, I'm like, yeah, I don't know. But what if he did it? And Camelot's like, oh, oh, well, we're just supposed to believe it. We're just supposed to believe it. I said, no, but like, you know, it's not like, well, he hasn't said

he didn't do it. Well, here's the worst part is somebody said, hey, Doc, did you do it? And he said, no wrongdoing was found. That's not no. Yo, say no. What? Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Did you eat this whole pizza? I mean, someone ate it. Someone ate it?

Hey, look, nothing illegal happened. Well, that means you ate it, cocksucker. Oh, it's been a good week. It's been a fucking crazy week. And it is great- It's been a great week for. And it is great to see all these guys who go, I can't believe Vito made those jokes. He's the worst guy in the world. And you go, hey.

And Nick, and Nick is a bad guy. Nick endangered his kids. Hey, your guy was grooming children. Well, that's different. I don't know. It's the media that did it. I mean, Twitch has all these chicks in bikinis dancing around for teenage boys. You know, that's pretty bad.

Oh, yeah, that's the same. The goalpost shift thing where they go, yeah, but isn't this really Twitch's fault? Yeah, yeah. No, it's Dr. Dishonestvo for trying to have sex with kids. It's his fault! Okay, you can say Twitch didn't handle it the best way, but at the end of the day, I don't want to shift the conversation to, well, Melanie Mack was doing that too. She's going, you know, why are we not talking about all these titty streamers on Twitch? I don't know, because one of the biggest fucking performers just admitted that he was messaging kids and he doesn't even think there's a problem with it. That seems way more relevant right now.

You don't need to fucking shift the goalposts because your guy got caught being a fuck and the reason you're mad is because I know you did shit yourself. I know the quartering has done something. The way the quartering- no normal person, okay? No normal person would defend it this much. Even the R guy guys go, well I can't defend that, that's indefensible. And the quartering is going, well there was that time I raped that retarded bitch in summer camp, and that wasn't that bad There's something he's doing he did that he thinks like to the bottom everyone's gonna do something everything's gonna do something

Sometimes you're having sex with a girl and she mounts off and you knock her out you finish and you leave yeah You know that's something he did maybe yeah, okay. We'll see what it is See what it is. I'm out eventually yeah Well, that's all very amusing We're gonna find out I know all these guys have something in their fucking closet of course they do because there's no amount you have To be a complete psychopath to fucking make it in this YouTube grift sphere Where you're just constantly talking about how everyone else is fucking up and you're the moral Barometer for the rest of the world, okay, and I go

I don't know what you did, but I think you killed somebody because the way you talk you talk like somebody who killed somebody Well Dick if you told me hey, I was messaging with this this under I wouldn't go. Oh cool here a firm handshake Oh, yeah, very cool man I'm so glad you admitted to it on the internet on you know big Twitter for you think admitting Yeah, you have a problem is like basically the highest achievement that a man can most times when you admit to having a problem It doesn't end with but I'm not fucking going anywhere bitches I'm doctor that was probably the worst part of it was the the you know they're trying to say like, you know, I'm a pedophile for doing pedophile stuff. I do one little bit of pedophile stuff and they call me a pedophile.

I don't think that's fair. I'm not going anywhere. You're like, it was delusion from this guy. I liked it, I liked it, the quartering said his cancellation is complete. Yeah, he's canceled, he got cancel cultured. Uh, no he's just like a danger to have around kids. And you shouldn't be... People don't want to build his brand up to associate him with like video games and kid stuff.

I know this is a comedy podcast, but when this news came out I said... It's the funniest shit that's happened this week. You know what Twitch needs to do is Twitch needs to have like a yearly retreat for all their top creators and they go, look, come out. Tell them it's like a kid's birthday. Give you some merch sure is a kid's birthday party We'll give you some merch They'll be on all whatever else and then make them sit in a room and have a fucking lecturer Explain to them what the age of consent is and why it's important. Yeah These people have no inner over the crazy thing out of this was learning this guy does not have a pr team

He does not have any sort of team. It's just him Messaging miners with zero oversight. That's horrifying. Yeah Okay, and twitch and whatever and youtube whatever else needs to get all these guys and go look Please don't fuck please don't try to fuck kids. Don't talk to kids Look, please don't fuck, please don't try to fuck kids. Don't talk to kids, don't message kids. If you have kids who are a fan of you, you go, thanks for being a fan, buy the merch and never talk to them again.

Don't interact with them, don't be friends with them, don't go, oh, what are you wearing today? Like, stop! It's fucking insane. Yeah, yeah, we get it. Bro, ah, it. Bro, ah It's not You're not these people should not be running wild okay, but they are okay

This is I Don't know there's bad if let's put it this way got to shut down the women in bikinis on it took it took it took the dumbest Guy in the world to just straight-up admit to it Imagine the guys who have the brain cells to not you know just go on Twitter and well Yeah, basically imagine how many of these twitch guys are not stupid enough to go on Twitter and go oh, yeah Here's all the miners. I've been messaging It's bad. It's real bad. It's scary stuff. All right, let's move along Is boogie calling in or what? Yeah, why don't we send him a link? I already did. I'm waiting for it.

We just did a problem It's time for the next one This song means that that problem is over and it's time for another one Is it about comics? Is it about Maddox? Yes, you'll have to wait and listen to see what the problem will be. I kind of remember something funny about it that I was thinking. Oh, there's Yellow Flash. The Dr. Disrespect thing.

Bordering, Melanie Mack, everybody coming out of the woodwork. They're all mad at the guy who revealed it originally because he's a leftist. They're very upset with the guy who stopped the kid from getting raped. Right. They're all going, Oh, he's the worst guy in the world. We really need to look into this guy. And I'm like, why don't you look into Doctor Disrespect? They go, no, no, no, it's this blue haired SJW trying to destroy the great doctor.

He's not even a real doctor. Did you know that? Well, now, now everything shattered. What what is he gone is boogie is he retiring with his crypto millions Well, we're gonna find out I said he said he should be home now All right, I guess I'll just put this one on the board the chevron different difference Oh, you actually brought that in as a problem. I mean, yeah in case we had you know time, okay You can explain what it is you like that debate What'd you think of that? I just watched a couple clips of it I? Wasn't gonna watch it, but girlfriend made me watch it

Oh you guys we watched the whole thing my jaw dropped when he when Biden just stopped Lost it right in the middle Shut down Yet you got 60 seconds left sir you gonna you gonna answer the question You know I love you know I love the reaction that it's they're both bad you seen that today look Oh, you know I do that what I really can't believe is they're both bad. Are you doing this is a problem Am I doing this a problem? Chevron de de de France

But he says he's calling in right now. Well, I'm still doing this problem. I'll do the problem then Chevron deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-deff-de He's deniably retarded. Look, we should not have eight-year-old guys running for president. Oh yeah, because they're both bad, right? They're both bad! They are both bad! They are both bad! They are both bad! They are! Yeah, team guy. I was listening to your last show and even you were talking shit about Trump. Fucking...

Well, not that he's mentally handicapped. Well, his new thing is what? Just that he's lost his core support, because he's not giving us anything. Yes, no, he's got to stop tipping taxes. Stop tipping? That's fucking dumb. I hate that shit. Who cares? He's got to stop taxing tips. Yeah. He doesn't have anything for me. He's not even offering anything for me. He's giving college graduates green cards. I don't fucking want that. Send him back.

It feels like he's a different candidate. Yeah. It actually feels like a candidate that I've known from days past. It feels like he's compromised. It feels like he's a different candidate. Yeah, it feels like actually feels like a candidate that I feel like he's compromised. He's very compromised. Boogie, can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you, Dick. How you doing, man? I'm doing all right. Did you while you were talking about the debate right now? Yeah, a little bit. It was nice to live long enough to see democracy die. So that's good. Excited about that. How did democracy die die do you think it's just two old fucking scarecrows with Alzheimer's? Run a goddamn country. It's so weird. They're both bad Because every time you guys get totally blown out and stomped into the dirt you go well

It's a tie we're both every time you guys get caught doing any bullshit, you go, well, you know, we're both, you know, it's just the government, man. You know, I'm just kind of sick of the whole process. I mean, I got no problem saying Trump is going to be president. I got no problem saying Trump won that fucking debate. I got no problem with that. I would say Biden lost it. Oh, and Boogie, you're OK with being on camera, right?

Do what? Are you OK with being on camera? Yeah, of course. Yeah, then check ahead. So you want to talk about your your crypto shenanigans? Well, yeah, what is the biggest problem? People my the biggest problem the universe is people treating my shitty meme coin like it's crypto zoo What the fuck happened dick? Holy shit. Wait, you have a meme? Hold on. You have a cryptocurrency boogie?

What's it called? It's called Fatty F-A-D-D-Y. And we did this Andrew Tate parody where I have my girl and boy shorts, and I'm talking down to her. And I'm like, if you want to go broke like me, smoking a cigar, if you want to go broke like me, buy Fatty Coin. It's guaranteed to go down as the entire joke. Obvious scam.

I mean, that's the most, that's the most clear cut scam I've ever heard in my life. Do not buy this joke. I'm literally telling you, don't buy this. And people are like, you're trying to trick people into buying it by saying, don't buy it. Like, what the fuck are you saying? It's a joke, it's a meme, it's a bit.

This isn't worth money. I can't believe the reaction to your... Like, it's the first... I mean, you know, I don't mean this to be insulting, but it's like the first... This was a rare dick defending boogie situation. It's the first content you've made in so long that I watched and like enjoyed and it looked like you were having fun making. And it's such an obvious joke about a meme, about a thing that does not like ever give any value meme coins Don't have any sort of intrinsic value. You're not going to lose any money on them You know if you do you're gonna lose like ten fucking dollars because why would you buy a boogie 2988 coin?

I'm the guy who's famous for going broke on crypto Why would you trust my crypto advice under any circumstance? What the fuck? I will say this was one of those instances where people are moralizing going, Boogie is trying to rip off his audience with a meme coin. How?

You know how hard it is to buy Solana? Like, what did you just onboard half your audience into the fucking Solana blockchain in 10 minutes? I don't think so. I got this guy, not Coffeezilla, right? And he's like, you scammed your audience into the fucking Solano blockchain in 10 minutes, I don't think so. I also got this guy, not Coffeezilla, right? And he's like, you scammed your audience. Explain to me which member of my audience downloaded Coinbase, bought Ethereum,

used it to buy Solano, and then used that to buy my fucking meme coin, and did that in the 90 seconds it was live on Pump.Fun. Boogie doesn't even know how to buy his own coin. You have to do that in 90 seconds. 90 fucking seconds. Yeah. Did you even get any to sell?

I got 2%, but 2% of nothing is nothing. So who cares? Did you sell it? No. I'm still holding on to it. I'm going to burn it. What's the point? I'm going to sell it.

Market cap right now is $30,000. 2% of $30,000 is what? $10? Fuck it. Who cares? I'll burn it. I don't know. You're the scammer.

You tell me. So here's the thing. I mean't know, you're the scammer, you tell me. So here's the- I don't know. I mean, the people that make the real money are the people that hired me to do it. Their team put it together, they had the bulk of the thing. But here's the thing, even my team hasn't sold anything yet. Even my team hasn't sold any coins.

How much did they pay you to do it? 5,000 upfront, 5,000 after the video went live, 10,000 dollars is a nice paycheck. So you got to make this very clear to people. So you're sitting around a company comes to you and they go, hey, boogie, we're one of these stupid meme coin, manufac, whatever it is. There's like there's these guys who put these projects together and they go,

is your face on the coin? You're the face of fatty coin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. They go, let us put your face on it.'ll sell some tokens it'll be a big laugh mm-hmm you know it's a joke it was funny yeah the meltdown was even funnier behind this they manage afro man if you know him right yeah and so like they're all real close to him they've made him shit coins. He's made money doing it. Recently. Afro man got to meet Trump because they wrote him a song called hunter got high. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And that's them. They're the ones who wrote

it. So they're the ones who came up with like the, the, I'm calling them, um, Oh fuck, the fucking character. They're the one that came up with the whole Tate parody. Yeah, and they're brilliant. They're brilliant I can't write it with a funny idea viral idea You make a viral parody video of the Andrew take because the Tate brothers are shitting all sorts of shit coins, right? That aren't oh, yeah It is they are doing because they're telling people that you will get money money. This is an investment You're saying this is like for novelism You're selling a digital They are doing this. They're telling people that you will get more money. This will make you money. This is an investment. You're saying this is like for novel purposes.

This is a joke. You're selling a digital as a gift to you. You know who didn't get my joke? Who? Was Mudahar. Mudahar literally tweeted, he can't wait till I die of cancer because of this. No one is buying, first of all, no one, everyone who buys these meme coins is buying them for the sole purpose of unloading them onto somebody else who's speculating.

There's no legitimate investing at all going on in the entire space. It's just scammers scamming each other. I talked to a bunch today on the people that bought the coin. I talked to a bunch of them today on the Telegram that we put together for it and they were saying like I'm here buying main coins to practice and learn patterns for real coins because eventually I want to get into crypto trading Ethereum, crypto trading Bitcoin, other stuff like that, but I'm learning how to do it on these shit coins. How much was a boogie coin? How much was a fatty coin? One coin. 0.00006% of a penny.

So somebody if they wanted to own a boogie coin could have spent a fraction of a cent and owned a boogie coin and went oh that's fun. Yeah you got a percent of a penny and got like a thousand. Yeah okay and if somebody's okay as I said to you I said boogie all these people mad at you and look you take a lot of L's they're reservedly show. This isn't an L though. This is not an L. It's not fun to shit on Boogie if when Boogie actually does something funny and creative that you shit on him as well. This is one of the times that we gotta go well that's kind of funny and he got ten grand for it. Boogie you're selling a digital pet rock it's funny. It's a rock. Exactly. Now I do want to talk about a YouTuber by the name of Coffeezilla. Okay? Do you guys know

anything about coffee? He, uh, he exposes a lot of these scammers, right? And he's exposed Logan Paul. Except does he because he was obviously interested in interviewing me and I immediately did it because I knew what I was doing. It's a stupid shit coin. He was like, you're ripping people off. And if I said, if I feel rip people off, I feel bad. But if I'm ripping off a crypto bro with $10 million in the bank, I don't feel that bad. Can I clarify this for our audience is that this Coffeezilla guy, he's like one of the biggest YouTube channels dedicated to busting the scammers, right? And he's putting you under the spotlight saying we've got a bust boogie for the fatty coin, right? So I immediately, I talked to my team lead and I'm like, Josh, do you want to talk to CoffeeZilla?

Now why would CoffeeZilla not want to talk to a guy who's minted like 100 coins? Why would CoffeeZilla not want to talk to somebody who's done about a million of these scam coins? He ignored the email, ignored the tweets, ignored the texts, ignored the phone call because he doesn't want to actually talk to these crypto guys who are supposedly scamming people. He just wanted to shit on me. Once he shit on me and got his clout, he's done. He's out. Low hanging fruit. It's easy money for him. The meme coin guys are funny. I've bought some. None of them, I didn't make any money. I mean, I think of the coins the same as like

NFTs. It's like a lot of it is just like for entertainment purposes. Oh, next time we're doing a bunch of Shawnees. They're not, you know, going for big money or something. Yeah. I have a bunch. I should probably give, give some away or whatever. Same with fatty coin. People can give it away. I got a bunch of those. Yeah. It was mostly just to give money to stone toss. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Well, that's the same with this. Oh yeah, Stunt Toss. The fatty coin is a way of making, Boogie gets 10 grand, which is great for you. Yep. And then everybody for a day or two gets to have fun and go, hey, I'll trade you 10 Boogie

coins for a blow job. You know, it's like funny. What is this? I got 10. I don't know why everyone is pissed. I'm like, wait. Dude, people are furious. Like, Mouda Har is going, we have to stop Boogie.

He's a scammer. He's a scammer. What's the scam? A scam is like, I have new technology if you invest in my mining company that pulls iron out of this, it's like, I've invented a flying car. I just need 10 billion dollars and I've sold 10,000% shares in this company. Can you believe we are doing an episode where we defend Boogie tonight? We never thought this would ever come. Here we are. It's a we defend bogey tonight. We never thought that we would ever come. Here we are. Here we are. It's a weird fucking world, isn't it?

We gotta be even-handed with this. I can't believe that all these guys... Look, Elon Musk, before he goes on SNL... Was it on SNL? He was making little dogecoin jokes. He was pumping dogecoin. It's got a picture of a fucking dog on it. That's as equally fatty coin and yet people are out there every day telling you oh you gotta buy dough you gotta buy sheba It's a fucking dog coin picture. Yeah. Yeah, but at the end of the day again Let's all buy fatty coin and make it really expensive Really don't buy fatty. I said this I said this Number one, if you buy fatty coin, you will go broke. So just know you're

gonna be down here in the slums with me if you buy this shit. Okay. That's why I said at the beginning, I'm saying it again. But if it hits the million market cap, I'm going to sell my 2% because that's significant money to me. If you guys pump it to a million market cap because you're fucking stupid and you want to waste a million dollars I will go ahead and sell my to doing if you think it's funny to piss off coffeezilla If you think it's funny to piss all over Moodahar for being a little bitch By this just piss them off. Yeah, fuck coffeezilla I'm gonna be honest with you. Coffee was like really nice when he interviewed me.

Thank you, Coffee. But that said, until he interviews these guys, until he talks to these guys, until he investigates these guys, I don't think he's actually doing what he does. He's an entertainer and not an investigator. At this point, that's my opinion. You're just an entertainer, not an investigator. He's getting sued now. I believe by Logan Paul It was announced today by Logan Paul, which is interesting because you know, my knee-jerk reaction is all that's not good

But then I go well, I don't think Logan Paul would enter into litigation unless he thought Coffeezilla really had oh, yeah something. Yeah Their lawyers think they they've got at least a settlement coming for sure And I think I think it's probably right because it because specifically what they're suing him for is his coverage of Crypto Zoo. So if he didn't cross his eyes and dot his T's and all that shit, he's probably fucked up somewhere along the line. He probably must have fucked something up somewhere.

Who would have thought fatty coin? Now look, I will say, I don't want people to come away from this. I do think, look, there are scammers out there. You got to watch out for some of these guys. And again, but that's why I don't understand- Well come away from this. I do think, look, there are scammers out there. You gotta watch out for some of these guys. And again, but that's why I don't understand. Well, all this shit is worthless. I don't understand why the scrutiny is on you when you made a joke, you put out a joke coin.

Yeah. You didn't tell, if there was a video of you going like, we're all gonna be millionaires, I would get it, but that's clearly not what you were saying. You said like, it's a fucking joke. No, we're all gonna be broke. Look at me and my girlfriend. One of the logics God explained to me was I didn't really mean don't buy it.

I meant buy it. And I was being sarcastic. And I was trying to use, like, mental gymnastics to trick people into buying it because they thought they would get rich because I was telling them they were going to go broke. I don't fucking know. I can't understand how that particular brand of autism works, if I'm being honest. You're so smart. Why are you broke? Yeah.

Well, that's the thing. Why would you go to boogie a man who famously, and you've made this point, famously lost hundreds of thousands of dollars in crypto and go, this guy's telling me not to buy crypto. Clearly he means the opposite. Yeah. It's a secret crypto tip. I don't know. At the end of the day, maybe I shouldn't have done this. Maybe I fucking am stupid. No, you absolutely should have done it. No, no, no, no.

You absolutely should have done this. I'm glad I fucking did it. It was funny. Listen, somebody paid me $10,000 to write a brilliant sketch for me. If he wants to pay me to write another brilliant sketch, I'll let him. Fucking give me money.

OK? If anybody out there is a good writer. I don't think they're going to pay you again. The coin's not doing me money. Okay, if anybody out there's gonna pay you again that the coins not doing very well No, listen, listen the next time we're minting NFTs Okay, that's what everybody told me coffee coffee literally said if it was in NFT, it would be a different thing cool I guess I'll do an NFT. Why would it be a different thing? Why would it be a different thing? Same thing. That's the same thing. It is an NFT. I don't fucking know. It's the same thing. I don't know. I don't know how these people.

Because then they own, instead of owning a fake coin, they own a fake picture. Fake picture, yeah. So they've internalized the conception. It is actually, yeah, wow. People actually believe NFTs. They've accepted the conceit of the blockchain that this is a unique thing.

Let me be clear. I'm not entirely certain it was coffee, but it was one of these crypto guys. So like, if it was an NFT, it's a different story, but you're literally selling nothing. Now, you know what I'm saying? I said, no, I'm selling access it was coffee, but it was one of these crypto guys. So like if it was an NFT, it's a different story, but you're literally selling nothing. I said, no, I'm selling access to a Telegram that I'm going to live stream on every day for the next 10 days so you can come in and bullshit with me. That's what I'm actually selling.

And all it takes is a boy selling something. I didn't know that. Right. And why not? Like, fuck. I said, you know, we have the local podcast discord. I'm on it every day for like 20 30 minutes a day I fucking come and hang out with those guys it cost them $10 a month to come bullshit with me

Okay, you can bullshit with me on this fatty telegram for point zero zero zero six percent Who Vito never goes in our discord? I just goes in there to plug his show and then he just drops the link and leaves. I say stop playing sometimes he's too good for it. I like to go to my discord cause it's funny cause it's like, it's a bunch of people that are pretty normal and just like enjoy the memes and the drama. And then there's like a handful of incels that just like, they're just amazing people. They're just like, how do you function as a person? And they're like buggy, you're trying to scam your audience. I know for a fact,

I'm going to come to your house. I sent you a box of shit. Somebody sent me a box of shit. Some literal shit? Yeah, literal shit. Yeah, they sent me some. Wow. I do want your coin to do well. I have one question about this situation.

Has there been a single identified fan who said, guys, I went and I bought 10,000 boogie coins. I thought I was gonna be rich. He really scammed me. I'm financially ruined because of Fatty Coin. Has there been even one person? It would literally be impossible because it was only on Pump.fund for fucking 90 seconds.

So how could they have done that? So this is one of those. How could they have done that? This is the only person that had access to buy this, the only person that had access to buy this was a deeply entrenched Solana trader. That's the only person, a crypto bro who does this 20, 40 times a day. Those are the people that bought and sold the coins. So this is one of those, this is one of those, oh, but what could have happened type situation.

The irony here is. Someone might have bought a million dollars in fatty coins and then they'd be bankrupt and that would be horrible and that's the worst The irony is that bookies scammed the crypto guys. Yeah No one's gonna buy my fucking coin I told them money I told them up front. Yeah, I did it. They're out 10,000 a bunch bunch of people are like, well, look at this one wallet, that's clearly their wallet. I'm like, no, their wallet's public. They gave you their fucking wallet.

They're like, no, there's this one wallet that did really well. And I'm like, yeah, and it was a trader. If you look, he was trading a bunch of other coins earlier that day. He came in and traded this coin. Then he left and traded a bunch of other fucking coins. It was probably a bot.

It was probably a fucking bot. The point is you did something kind of funny. Probably was a bot. And even if somebody lost money, I think if it was funny, it's worth it. I'll be honest. What is this problem called? What is this problem called? What is this problem called?

Boogie's crypto scam. Yeah. Lack of respect for... Crypto crusaders. Crypto crusaders. Crypto crusaders. There it is. That's a good one.

You know, the sad thing is all this meme coin stuff is good for like the blockchain ultimately because it gets people to use it It gets people signing up and using the stuff and buying other coins and feending to get in like oh, yeah I'm gonna get the next the next Bowdoin coin I will say when super killer coin launches that will go to a million and so we should launch right after this show We should right after the show. I hate boogie coin. I hate boogie. Make sure you have I hate boogie coin beat the boogie the fatty coin Finally be rich then I'll finally fucking be rich Well, if you do boogie NFTs, I want five drops for us to give away on the show Oh, yeah, make that happen. Okay boogie. Where can we find you?

Check out the local podcast. I think that's probably the most entertaining thing I do. And if you want to see my Andrew Tate parody, that's on youtube.com slash boogie298. It's probably the only good thing I've uploaded in a year, but watch that one good thing. You'll like it. Well, I think you're on an upswing now. You got ten grand in the bank. He finally did what everyone's been telling you to do for like six years and then everyone jumped down your throat. Make content. Do you know where that money's going by the way? Do you want to know where the Finally did what everyone's been telling you to do for like six years and then everyone jumped down your throat Do you know where that money's going by the way do you want to know where the money's going right here, baby right here

Baby are you gonna see a slightly less fat boogie sooner? No, you've been losing weight wait. Are you really on Oz in pay? Yes? Yeah, yeah 14 pounds in three weeks, bro He's gonna what are you gonna do with your fucking skin? Probably sell it to a company that makes pork rinds. Oh my god. Oh, fuck. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Forget gamer girl bath water. Don't you want boogie skin cracklins?

Bro, if you could buy boogie. Yeah. Are you gonna stay on it? Vito quit. He was on Ozempic. I'm gonna quit. I'm staying on it, yeah. I'm actually on the upgrade of Ozempic, less side effects and stuff. It's called Zip Bound. It works better

I've had like no knowledge or anything. I just don't think about food anymore. It's kind of weird, dude It's Vito got off of it because he wanted to keep eating like I'm not gonna I got off it I got off it cuz I couldn't work cuz I was throwing up all the time Get on the other one and I'm gonna try. I'm going to try the other one. Dude, you're going to, Boogie's going to lose more weight than you. I know. If I pass you, you need to just drink a glass of Himlock, dude. Seriously, it's over for you if I pass you.

I am going to get back on. I might get it through him now. What do you weigh, Boogie? How much do you weigh right now? Oh, dude, you don't want to know. 408. I'm fat as fuck. 408? Oh, you don't want to know. 408. I'm fat as fuck. 408? Oh, man. This year, next year, next year on July 4th, Boogie's going to weigh less than you. I'm calling it. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. That would be the worst.

Not if I get on the Ozemping. Not if I get back on it. Vito, because he's going to be dead. Well, if that happens, I'm calling it just to spite mood a heart at this point fuck I don't know why he's so upset like you don't have any fucking fans that are listening to your crypto advice Moodle har has had this weird rage boner about me for a really really long time I don't know like one time I DMed his wife And I didn't know is his wife and he made made like a video saying, but he's the worst piece of shit. He fucking dm'd my wife. He's a public figure. What did you do?

You're like defending Moodahar online. And I was like, lol, man, he's really mad. Huh? Yeah. I was like, I didn't know he was your fucking wife. Dojangles your wife is named Doejangles. She's part of the commentary community. She has a YouTube channel. Why can't I fucking DM your wife? She has a channel. She followed me.

I fucking messaged her. I don't, what the fuck did I do wrong, Muda? This is also a guy who went on Rich Review Tech USA to lie about my girlfriend's age for some reason. He's like, she was 18, 17, you know, you know, I'm like, the bitch is 21. Can you not subtract one from 21? That makes her 21. I met her.

He's fucking mad. I think Moodahar is a bigger boogie hater than Dick was. I love boogie now. Yes. Yes. I'm going to buy fatty coin. I'm just going to be honest with you. The Lowell Cow podcast has been good for me.

I don't give a fuck if Moodahar doesn't like me. It used to bother me a lot. At this point, I'm so used to people hating me, and also we're monetizing it. So the more you hate me, the more money I make, the more willing I am to just be myself and be an asshole. It's fun being an asshole. Dick, you were right. You're right.

It's fucking big. But here's the thing. Yeah, but you gotta commit, because I see you getting trapped into these things We're like I think with this thing people were starting to convince you like oh boogie you did wrong and you got I should even have done it I double I double down today. I double down today Literally made a video today begging crypto bros to pump this thing just begging crypto bros to pump this thing just to piss these fuckers off. It's up on my panel right now. I said if you got a million dollars in the bank, let's, I said you have an opportunity

to make Muthahar eat cyanide. You have an opportunity for Coffeezilla to look like a fucking mon. You have an opportunity for every incel, fucking autistic incel that hates me, to get out of their mon's basement long enough to hate you. Fucking put your money into this shit Just for the wall if it's funny don't apologize for it. I'm never done apologize That's where it fucking got me. It got me fucking broke in the laughing stock of the internet instead I'm just gonna do what the fuck I want

Yeah, and if I fuck up we'll discuss it on the wall how contest and I'll entertain my fucking fans You're gonna come on here and entertain you of the World Cup contest and I'll entertain my fucking fans. You're going to come on here and entertain you. Is Keemstar still stealing your house? No, we backed out of that deal. Good. You know what? You know what I'm doing next week? You want to know I'm fucking doing next week?

What? I don't mean to fucking roast Keem here, but he's like, come to my Fourth of July party. And I'm like, dude, I don't go to parties. I don't go to shit. I don't do shit. It like coming to our fourth of July party you and wings. He's making us Fucking fly to New York. I'm actually driving So it's two days of driving to go meet his shitty friends and drink with him You know which is fine. I'm just kids table for all the girlfriends We got a clown to entertain all the girlfriends like

Put on blues clues and fucking entertain, you know our daughter girlfriends Christ Bring doctor disrespect. So keem's forcing you. Oh my god. He'll steal my girl, you know shit Hey, do you know what the song Hurt by Johnny Cash and Dr. Disrespect have in common? What? They're both in A minor. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, have fun at your 4th of July party. Thanks for having me. Sorry, you have to go. Be social. I'll vlog it.

I'll vlog it. You'll like it. Guys, check out Fatty Coin. Check out the LOL Cow podcast, which is good When keem is thanks for having me on dates boogie. All right, bye boogie Guys you can't shit on boogie for everything cuz then we're not gonna get any good content out He finally did something funny. Yeah, and all these fucking absolutely. Oh, I can't believe he tried to rip people off with a coin It's kind of funny

You apologize though You were telling him not to apologize But the member when you apologize to yellow flash and all those people for all the pedo jokes you were making Yeah, that was bad Well I'm gonna say optically that was like the right move at the time Oh cuz that apology wasn't really for them Oh, who was it for it was for the thousands of people watching who heard this guy's an unrepentant

Child molester cry bully thinks it's okay to whatever then went in I went, you know what guys? I'm not a child monster and uh, sorry. I'm sorry if I gave that in prayer I don't know how you got that impression, but you were like groveling you were like ready to cry and it's worked out Got a hundred twenty thousand dollars for a comic book. I'm not even gonna make Everything's coming up Vito Chevron deference Chevron deference now all your little Dei

bureaucracies This is a DEI thing now? Yeah, because the Chevron deference meant all the administrations and organizations that the government just made with a one little line item. Yes. You guys get to protect the environment. Then the EPA comes in and says, we get to do whatever we want. We're protecting the environment. Yeah. Let's get all the DEI people in here. So they get the pass laws almost. A bunch of women do whatever they want.

Now they can't do that no more. Sorry. Man, I knew you were going to give me a shitty fucking explanation of what this is. That's the correct explanation! This sucks. Come on. Don't do a complicated government problem and then boil it down to... SEC, SEC, right? So now there's no more DEI.

SEC, right? You know the SEC right? Why don't we have we can't we can't do shit with all of us none of us in America can do shit with crypto Right because the SEC keeps selectively prosecuting random celebrities and people who make money Okay, even coinbase like we don't know what we're allowed to do because the SEC is in charge of securities But the Securities Act doesn't say specifically what a fucking security is. So the SEC can do whatever they want whenever they want. They sue somebody, take them to court, and a judge says, Well, thanks to the Chevron deference, I have to defer to the SEC. So this government-

Now the judge can say, fuck the SEC. The law doesn't say shit about what crypto is. Do whatever you want. Guys go nuts. Crypto your fucking balls off. Yeah. Fuck the SEC. The law doesn't say shit about what crypto is. Do whatever you want. Guys go nuts. Crypto your fucking balls off. Yeah. Fuck the SEC. So basically... Bring library back. That's what they can say. Let me try to understand this is that And this happened with Chevron. This was the EPA the original case, right? Yeah, where the EPA was saying Chevron is what? Polluting by making these cars. And Chevron said, well, there's no law saying I can't, you know, pollute, dump this shit in the river. Right? Yeah.

If it was illegal, there would be a law. There'd be a law. Okay. There could easily be a law. There could easily be a law and you should pass a law. And the Chevron finding was that the, was it the EPA or whoever? Federal agencies basically were allowed to trust them

to basically make up laws to be like, well, that's bad for the environment and therefore it's illegal. Yeah, they're put in charge of it. It says right here they're in charge of it. They're in charge of it and so whatever they say goes, even if it's not a law on the books. Is that what I understand?

Yeah. So like the FDA, here's a good one. The FDA said there's quote no right to consume or feed Children there's no right to consume or to feed children any particular food So you can't feed there's no law that says you can't feed your kids whatever you want There's no law that says you can so it's up to us to tell you what to feed your kid. That's how far it's gotten! That's how bad it is!

Wait, how does that manifest itself? When they tell you to do anything, if they stop you from feeding- Like all this raw milk shit, like all the- You can't take food from a farm of a guy you know. If I want to feed my kid lead, I'm allowed to, legally? If you want to feed them, uh, no. That's murder There's already a lot already many laws stopping you from feeding

If you want to if you want to grow like you know cows or whatever a little farm and sell it in your community Illegal right you have to put a tag on all kinds of goofy shit now, so it costs assloads of money To do tiny to just feed people. Well, I feel like the way you're explaining it is probably, I can understand that maybe government agencies go too far, but I can also understand why you would want to give them certain powers so that when a new thing shows up, you know, like the Whirly gun.

It's a gun with a helicopter blade on top of it that shoots a million bullets in every different called a helicopter This would be like a smaller Like a drone when drones exist when drones exist So the FAA says there's no you got to get a license to do drones So no one can have drones who say no fuck you you're worse suing you we should have drones Then a judge can sit there and go you. We should have drones. Then a judge

can sit there and go, you know what? I like drones. Have them. You guys can't put guns on them, but you can have them. But why can't you put guns on them? Well, okay you can. That seems like a thing that the government should be able to have the ability. Congress can go, you know, hey, you can't put fucking guns on your drones. That's a law. What I'm saying is a stopgap measure. I think an agency could make the common sense thing

to go, no, you can't mount a machine gun to a drone. Judges can do that. Judges can now. Judges can... They don't have to say, well, it's the... Nothing I can do. Agency.

Right. Now they can go, ah, but I'm saying in the meantime, if you're flying a machine gun around town... And you're not the army? But the cops have to wait for like the court, for it to go through the court process? God forbid, the cops have to wait for a court. for it to go through the court process? God forbid the cops have to wait for a court. What are we in Russia? I can kill half of Detroit by the time we get through the court system.

Yeah, Detroit, they're gonna load up on drones. They're gonna pool all their money and buy half a drone, put it on layaway. At the only Walmart that's still left in Illinois. Yeah, I like that Walmart. It's a colorful cast Isn't it great? Oh, man. I don't know if it's great. I don't know it seems like it's uh It seems like there's some pluses and some minuses. Oh for you. Yeah, it seems like it could You guys got to pass laws now. Oh that sucks You got to pass laws that everyone hates and then you lose your government seat. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye! You gotta pass laws again. Shit! You see the new California tax on guns and ammunition? It's like 25% tax or something. On ammunition? I believe so. Oh. Looking up. It's starting, starting soon. Wow. Newsom is gonna get ya. Newsom is gonna get ya. Alright, so your thing is Chevron cars. They're not fast cars.

Chevron, yeah. The Chevron difference. Chevron. It's a zero to gone. You know, I black eyes by Chevrons. Yeah, why? Because choosy. Two C's

I was trying to think of an acronym. I can't get there. All right. Do you have another one? Yeah, I have another one Okay, we're doing two. I see. Yeah. Well boogie did one, you know, I'll do it. I'll do a quick one mine is Embarrassing grandparents, okay. Okay, like you ever like hanging out with your grandparents? Debating. I'll take my, well yeah, you go, I'll take you out. You know, you take them to like the McDonald's and they go, oh, they'll take a spaghetti basket.

You know, they don't fucking, they don't have that. I'll get a toasted cheese sandwich. They don't have that grandpa. You gotta order off the fucking menu, you know? Or you're, you know, you're hanging out with them at the beach and they go, oh, look at that colored woman there. And you go, grandpa. You can't say that anymore. It's not the whatever Yeah, they might say something inappropriate or you know, they might for instance

Be on a grant running the country and be put on a grand national stage Yeah, where they have to prove that they have the cognitive ability to lead the country and you might ask him a simple question like Well, you know, how are you gonna run the country and they go? When I was in the pool and corn came along we killed Medicare Medicare we've defeated Medicare Sometimes I go golfing sometimes did you see when Trump said I don't know what I don't know what the last time he said I don't even know well That's the other thing is that's awful is when you're hanging out with your grandpa

And then somebody else comes along with their much more verbose and less Yeah, and he's just running circles around your grandpa and you know how come I can't get that grandpa I know he's a little he's a little nuttier and he got shit I thought of this four years ago stuff all the time and all of us were saying this guy's you can't run this guy twice he's fucked he's always complaining about his Mexican nurse or whatever but he's a lot more fun we told you to spray get Ginsburg out of there too well this bitch should retire while Obama's in. What's his fucking name?

Mitch McConnell was up there being your embarrassing grandpa going, whoa. It's too bad. Mitch, you got something to say? Oh. It's too bad you went and did all these things because now you lost your administrative fourth branch of the government, I'm afraid. No more EPA

For you guys no more FAA FCC Having your embarrassing grant, but maybe just keep them home you guys can watch old Angie Rooney reruns or something. We're just gonna be suing Brands, you know whatever you want. I don't care. Just do a million do a million insurrections Whatever you all those guys got freed too. Did you happen to see that? I did see a little something about that I don't care. Just do a million insurrections. Do whatever you want. Oh, those guys got freed too. Did you happen to see that? I did see a little something about that. Oh, yeah, that's right.

Turns out that was bullshit too. How many of them got out? Are they rolling sentences back now or something? They're going to be rolling. It's going to take them a while, but they got a lot of sentences to get through, Vito. Is Jay Johnston back on the street? I don't know. I don't know. Someone should find out.

If they don't reinstitute Jimmy Pesto to Bob's Burgers, that's the only thing that's going to heal this country. The only thing that's going to heal this country is when I turn on Bob's Burgers and they go, Jimmy, where have you been? And he went, I tried to save democracy. Didn't really, you know, I think I did a pretty good job. It's a bad day for you guys. Hypocrisy didn't really you know I think I did a pretty good job Bad day well Pretty upset too our guy is not killing it at least my guy only sniffs kids. He doesn't send him messages on Twitch

Yeah, that's pretty funny Did you ever get to make your Biden sniffing cocaine out of Nick Rekade's kids joke? I did not. I did not get to make that joke. I remember you wanted to bring that one back. Yeah, the joke is that, you know, well there you go. There you have it. I didn't know how to suggest it for that. Aaron Himholt.

We did our bonus episode, Biggest Problem in Prisons, and Dick goes, Fuck! Why did I save that joke for the main show? And I wrote it down, but I brought that piece of paper to another room. And he's sniffing Nick Rekade's kids to get at the cocaine! That's how he developed that habit. That's how he developed that habit. And then he's like, ooh, I gotta get that high again. He just thinks he's addicted to kids, but it's really the cocaine.

It's really the cocaine in the one recaded child's hair. Okay, well that's the show, ladies and gentlemen. That's the show, I guess. Guys, don't forget to vote on all the problems, the biggest problem of that show. And of course, biggest problem in Prison's bonus episode. There's a teaser clip on the YouTube Now you can watch. That was a great episode. It was a good one. It was a really good one. We had too many jokes that we...

Rollicking episode. We were rollicking, rolling around. We had problems from Riley, from Nick Riketa. And don't forget to vote. It's very important because a couple years later, even if the election is stolen from you, your guys will have destroyed the whole administrative federal government in one morning and sent all your guys out of jail. It's been a whole fucking thing. Did they wait for the debate to go badly and they're like well everyone's distracted by that We can do all sorts of shit never my wildest fantasies would I dream of something going so swimmingly for me yeah for once Congratulations, oh man

whoo I hope you guys do a million January sixes well that would matter because Apparently it was a totally legal for us to be doing that. Yeah sure. Hey make fucking Nick Fuent is the Secretary of the Interior. Yeah maybe we'll do that. Maybe we'll do that. I'm gonna take a look at some other things. Him and Sneko can run the government now. Sneko is defending the... All these guys are like hey you guys... We talked about it too much. Everybody. For once that's a nice civil rights you guys got. It would be a shame if something were to happen to this little administration that you got here. What is wrong with you?

It would be a shame if you guys weren't allowed to tell what race people could hire anymore. I do agree with you there. You're always tweeting about how there needs to be more lawsuits for the anti-white male discrimination. I agree. Right? Yes. That is the core of the Civil Rights Act. Let's get them moving.

I agree. They had that video, Project Veritas, who normally I go, alright, well this is a little out there. They got a bunch of Disney executives to go on there and they go, well of course we're not going to hire any white guys. And then I think they went like, well what about Jewish guys? of course, we're not going to hire any white guys. And then I think they went like, well, what about Jewish guys? He goes, oh, yeah, we'll hire Jewish guys.

Just not white guys. And I went, oh, man, I can't believe you're on tape saying this. That's something you should never, ever say. They should tell you at the executive retreat never to say that. Even if you want to say it, let's be clear. We all want to say it. We know it's true.

It's very true and it's very funny. Don't even tell each other it. Don't even tell each other it. Only I'm allowed to say it. Only we're allowed to say it, let's be clear, we all want to say it. It's true. It's very true and it's very funny. Don't even tell each other it. Don't even tell each other it. Only I'm allowed to say it. Only we're allowed to say it here in this room. Because it's very funny. Okay, here we go. The way that the Rippaverse characters are described in their pitches for their characters

or comics or whatever is always so bizarre because it's like, you know, the goodie-ing guy, that like, his unique whatever will leave him being a memorable character. Which is like, you've never heard Spider-Man described like that, right? Like you've never seen a Marvel comic where it's like, his ability to climb walls and shoot webs will leave him as a memorable character. It's like they just like have a cool character and he's memorable. They don't need to say that. They write it like it's like a school project.

And one of the prompts was like, explain why the character is a story. It sounds like a six-year-old describing someone else's characters. And so then Eric Wye writes down, well, what it is is, is you know He's got a name that represents his business and that leaves him as a good and memorable character Yeah, it's just it it really reads like a child. Yeah, it does okay You need that bombastic Jewish storytelling that Stan Lee had we went I got an exciting character for you And it'll be the most exciting addition to the Marvel Pantheon of heroes that you've ever seen from the studio that brought you fantastic for Peter Parker a normal

Teenager who flies around and he rapes rapes everyone in town and they should stand you got a ballot back never mind He's a spider now. He's a spider man. Yeah, yeah, that was it. Yeah That's Dan was like and strip arella like Cinderella, but a stripper Yeah, it love it. Yeah, that was it. Yeah. And then Stan was like, and strip-a-rella! Like Cinderella, but a stripper! And it's that land! That's cool. That's cool, I guess. Alright. Strip-a-rella was not as... Hey, Dick and Vito. This is Heinrich from Pennsylvania. Yes. Um, yeah. So, you were talking about biggest problem in prisons, and, you know, the first thing was Vito talking about, you know, real food. Like, why don't, why doesn't, you know, why don't prisons give the veto talking about you know real food like why don't why doesn't you know?

Why don't prisons give the people the prisoners real food? Yeah, and it's not just private prisons They were talking about a couple of those you know the share of pocket money or whatever This also is coming from the state like this is a planned thing where oh the system in general does not want plan thing where all this them in general does not the prisoners to be felt that they were happy i live near plate uh... i live here state prison used to

the felt that they need practically they would have the farmers uh... you know but try they would have the prisoners go help farmers and they had acreage and they would have the prisoners go and make some food for God's sake they had acres and acres I don't need a million explanations of how they grow food. Guys, if you're leaving a voicemail and at any point you utter the words, they have acreage, you've fucked up. Just say there's farmers letting the prisoners grow food. I don't need to know exactly what they're growing, how much they're growing.

They can grow 60 bushels in a hectare. Just say the one thing. Can you finish it? Hey, what's the biggest problem? This is Richard Jews Hey, I'm a feminist if you didn't know One of the main concerns regarding inequality between the genders is gonna be workplace fatalities Did you know that 92% of workplace fatalities are male? We really got to get those numbers more. All right. All right

workplace We really got to get those numbers more. All right, all right, all right. Kill them. Workplace inequality. My problem was going to be Juneteenth hipsters, people who said, oh, well, I've been celebrating this for five years. But then Juneteenth actually happened, and everyone was like, it's only been a thing for two years. I hadn't heard of it before. And it's like, I cannot keep having this same conversation.

I don't think anybody's really celebrating Juneteenth. I didn't see like any, like, you would have thought there would be like a bunch of black people being like, oh, we made like this thing and here's like our- Yeah, they were all angry that white people were getting to get out of work. Were not doing stuff? That's, they were celebrating

by getting extra hangry that day. You didn't see that? I didn't see, like, I would have expected like them to be like, hey, we're all outside and we're grilling and whatever, I didn't see that? I didn't see, like, I would have expected, like, them to be like, hey, we're all outside and we're grilling and whatever. I didn't see any of that. Why would they do that? Why would they be grilling? They're getting, it's the day for that, for black people to celebrate the white, or for

to get angry about white people not working. That's what the day's for. You know what, Juneteenth could be fun as like a, like a theme holiday where like you get white people to like come, like you hire a white guy to come over and do all your stuff for you. Do what? Well whatever, you would normally wash your clothes and cook your food. Smoke weed, and cook your food.

Shut up! Hey Dick, hey Vito. I know y'all have mentioned a couple times that you have sardines and yes, those are fire. Amazing drunk drunk snack but have you tried the mussels smoked mussels i like smoke yeah they're good they're good they're good i don't know they're as good as the sardines though no they're not no hey uh it's been bothering me that uh people haven't been getting the the the veto joke right, it's not blank veto, blank veto, blank veto, it's blank veto, blank veto, always with the blank.

Okay. So you, you know, stock-tip veto, day-trade a veto, always with the hot-tip. Yeah. Mm. It's gotta fit that format, cause it's way funnier with that format. Don't fuck it up. Thank you. Okay?

Don't fuck up the format. I agree with that guy. Bothers me it up, okay? Don't fuck up the format. I agree with that guy. It bothers me too. Dick is a very strict format guy. Well, because then it's just anything is anything, you know? You have to be strict with these people. Okay, that's, what do you think?

Super chats now? We can do some super chats. I've had quite enough of this. We can do some super chats. Of these extended version voicemails. Well, guys, again, we had a great bonus episode. I think we're already planning for our next bonus episode. So I have to figure out what's next month.

Oh, July. Last year we did Biggest Problem in summer. That was fun. Oh, did we? Yeah, we did that last year. July 4th, I'm looking forward to that. I've got to figure out what I'm gonna be grilling Yeah, what should I grill?

First thing comes to mind you think of a grill You want to be that guy that guy at the July 4th who has like a thing nobody else thought to bring you know Yeah, I wish I had thought to bring You know like what's your first sliders or something? Just bring something normal that everyone would would like That's what you want to be at a barbecue You don't want to be Mr. Silly some of my French onion dip my famous French onion. Okay, that's normal Yeah, bring that some sour cream with soup mix I actually had some recently. Let's do a taste-off pretty good bring your

Jar of onion dip from Ralph's no Now that shit sucks. That shit's all soybean oil. You're a soy boy with that fucking, uh, that fucking store bought onion dip. Yeah. Alright guys, we'll get your super chats in now. I saw people going, I don't understand, I'm a member. Why can't I watch the bonus episode? Well, cause members get access to emojis.

Not bonus episodes. To watch the bonus episode, go to Patreon.com, and't I watch the bonus episode well because members get access to emojis Not bonus episodes to watch the bonus episode Go to patreon cool for two. Thank you all for not killing yourselves. Thank you Coof Fr 8 242 for 10 get us the boink oink before I went to over Get oinked before I went to this oinktober get your doink boinked. You guys are killing me. Oink oink. Synthetic shinobi five. Man Vito, oinktober is gonna be fucking outrageous.

Why is oinktober gonna be outrageous? It's gonna be a big fucking party man. You know I'm oinking all of oinktober. If you're not if you're not oinking for oinktober. When was Vito Luz's end? When was it? When did that end in like December? I don't remember. It's still... It's October. That's the new October. Can I get that money? You better hurry. I told you to fucking hurry. Why? What happens to it? It evaporates. How?

The data. It goes bad. Just fucking do it. Is this what you told other partners with Bitcoin? Synthetic Shinobi for 5. Hey Richard, Gavin Mc-Dickless said you stole the names of dates of major wars bit from him on episode 700 of PKA. What are your thoughts about that?

Does he- does Gavin McInnes do that? Yeah, when has Gavin done that bit? Uh, I don't know. I would imagine that's a bit that probably predates both of you. Yeah, I think it probably used to include the whatever war was before the Revolutionary War. I imagine Gavin McGinnis does a similar bit, but it's probably too serious and not cheeky. Like, he probably doesn't say the name of all five major wars, the American Revolution, the Civil War, World War I, World War II, and Vietnam.

He probably has like an overly serious, drawn out, I'm Gen X who takes myself too seriously. And one where he has to mug at the camera every two seconds to show her how smart he is. Yeah, I'm sure he does something similar, where the point is that he knows something smart and he's smarter than everyone, instead of just, here's how you can talk to women

and put them on their heels so you can have an in to talk to them. The joke is not that the host is smart, the joke is that the woman is dumb. Yeah. Right? I'm sure he has a part where he talks about how his 90s view of racism in Israel,

Captain 90s is back and he's better than ever and he's older than ever. See Gavin went after the anime kids and I think immediately regretted it. His point didn't make any sense. His guy who makes fun of people's clothes was making fun of him and he looked like a fucking jackass there too. Oh Gavin went after that little Asian guy who critiques clothing. I don't know if Gavin came up with it he should do it at his next stand-up show. Because the stand-up show that he does is terrible. Well.

Because he's not a stand-up. It was pretty bad when he got so drunk that he did the exact same bit twice. The exact same five minute bit. Yeah. Twice in a row. And nobody in the audience went, bro, you just told this whole story all right. He literally did the exact same story twice, and we just went I'm drinking. What are you gonna? Do it was pretty bad

I could not believe that I'm sure Gavin. I'm sure Gavin does a similar, but worse version of that bit Fr. 8 to 4 to 4 5 hippity-bippity who now razzma taz Fr. 4 10 come on down, I will chew on the dog. Jacob Serzia for 320 yen. Firm handshakes. To all the pedos out there. Minnesota sending everyone to jail now, huh? Who's going to jail in Minnesota?

Black Crimson, 5 Australian, thanks for the snacks, thanks for not killing yourselves. Thank you. Mike Hunt for 5 Australian, thanks for the snacks, thanks for not killing yourselves. Thank you. Mike Hunt for 5 Australian, niggle me this, would you prefer a 3000 year old vampire with the body of a lolly? No. Or a vampire who looks 3000 years old with the mind of a three year old? Thanks Mike.

That's a trick. Good trick. Brendan Swam, would you rather rape a kid or rape a kid? Neither is the answer, that's easy. Brendan Swam for 5, Dick you gotta go on pka this week to talk about dr. Disrespect Woody hates the guy does yeah, no they have like a big beef. I forget why Wow, I thought dr. Disrespect's only into little beef Can you imagine dr. Disrespect and the cornering a little kid,

wanting to talk to him about video games, those fucking slobbering perverts. How easy is it to go, oh, that guy might've inappropriately had text messages with a minor and it's coming from a former Twitch employee. Well, I'm just gonna wait to reserve my judgment on that. Maybe the most I would say is I hope it's untrue

and I hope he addresses these allegations from what I know of the man that reserve my judgment on that. Maybe the most I would say is I hope it's untrue and I hope he addresses these allegations from what I know of the man that is not in his character. That would be fine. Instead it's, what, you gotta listen to this fucking blue head. It's the OBGT mafia. Dude, the LGBTs are coming for him, bro. It's because he was talking out about the trans issues. Oh wow, he was talking about trans issues, all right.

It's the same shit they did with Russell Brand too, where it's like Russell Brand. Obviously guilty. I know personally someone he sexually assaulted at the time that it happened. Yeah. 100% guilty. I've heard those stories in Hollywood as well. And everyone goes, well, the only reason they're coming after him is because he's based now.

And I go, well, maybe he just raped a bunch of women. Like both of those things, a based guy can do that. Like, you know, in your world, whatever. Anyway, let's see. Busta Rhymes for 50,000 vindalus. Best show on YouTube. If Eric Jalai wins, I'll kill myself. Turned out to be such a good gotcha, no one even noticed you got got fat boy. I didn't even know I got got. You got got on what?

I don't know. I don't know. God, did you see the body cam footage that Riley? God on what? I don't know. Oh. I don't know. Sympathetic. God, did you see the body cam footage that Riley? No. When did that come out? Just right before the show started. Somebody got the body cam footage of Riley. I think Null got it.

Null thought that Riley got pepper sprayed because his eye was shut in his mug shot. So Null thought, Null thinks that that's what pepper spray looks like, a guy going like this. No, Riley just has pink eye from eating out mint salad all the time. That's fine. You're just as bad as all the other liars. He has like some eye thing. He has like some recurring eye problem. Yeah. That's what I always explain to me.

So Null got his body cam footage thinking that he would watch Riley get fucking pepper sprayed. But it turns out in the body cam footage the cops are talking to the owner of the establishment Yeah, we go up if you guys want I'll play it the owner of the establishment says He told Riley just where to stand But then he was told to call the cops because the guy had a warrant and the only way he would have known that Yeah have known that. What? What? Yeah. What? Only Eric would have known that. What? Because the warrant was from Eric's original harassment claim. What? Yeah. So we would have never known this for a fact unless Null got the body cam footage and now we

know. Now we know for a hundred percent fact that Eric had told the venue owner to call the cops and specifically told him because Riley had a warrant to get him arrested for a domestic violence crime. For a law that's on the books for domestic violence. Oh yeah, well that's why it exists. Not for men, not for- Harassing messages. Not for jibba Not for men, not for- Harassing messages.

Not for jibba jabba men, not for warehouse men online, to get people arrested over jokes. Isn't that crazy? If you guys want, we'll watch it. Only if you want. See, you know what, and you know, people go, oh low energy veto. For some reason that shit just always hits me like a sack of bricks where I just go Evil of evil people no and having no dad evil. Yeah to go I know what he's doing is legal, but thankfully I did I got a secret one

Fucking bullshit. Uh-huh to get a warrant called in against this guy who would did he does not lied about I lied about Yeah, I lied about these I lied about the circumstances Said that he was a rat. What a scumbag. See, there's also, but there's also like, and call me crazy, but there's like a fear there that I go, I don't know what these guys, they're always like, oh, what are Dick and Vito capable of?

They might come to my house in the middle of the night. I go, no, now I'm worried you're the kind of guy that's gonna do that. Cause you're obviously thinking about it. Do you need a gun. You think it's cool. Do you have a gun? Dude, I, I need a gun if you don't have one or a taser or something. I'm, I, this is one of those situations where people are like, Eric is saying you should, uh, you know, if he was at a comic convention, you should confront him. And I'm like, in my head, I'm like, I, there was a point in time where if I saw Eric at a comic convention, I would have been like, eh, you know, whatever. Now I'm

like, I don't want to go near this guy, because I'm worried he's going to call the cops and make shit up and get me arrested. He might do that. What do you mean, he would do that? He did do that. Yeah, yeah, he did do that. That's what's- Braddy says wild stuff on Twitter, though, that he could take out of context.

You don't say any stuff. I have been going in Eric's dreams. I've been using the medallion to go into Eric's and Eric's wife's dreams. And I've been getting some serious cum in her dreams. I mean, I've been jacking off in Eric's wife's dreams. You can't be fucking around in medallion dream space, man. You gotta stop. I can do whatever I want. Okay, because you're having a bunch of fun over there and then all of a sudden you look

and your mom's in the doorway and she's going, come on over, come to my bed. And you go, no, no, no. You gotta watch yourself in Medallion Space Man. There's a lot of bad stuff in there. All right, well, Eric Jalai is evil, that's terrifying. And- That's crazy.

We'll watch it later. Only if people want to. Only if we get above like a1,000 in superchips. That's what's important. Synthetic shinobi for 10. Biggest problem is getting hemorrhoids. They basically force you to become an Epsler against your will because the only way to treat one is using prep H

to inject a white cream into your carubus. I had a real bad hemorrhoid once. How'd you fix it? Just waited for it to pop. What happens when it pops? goes everywhere but what does it like do deflates and slowly shrinks back into your body after you cleaned it out for a couple weeks well what do you want to what do you want me to do it swelled up to the size of a golf ball that it exploded a shower of blood all over my bed And then after like two months, I think it gradually the skin

Ria Jim Jeffries is talking about that shit at the show. What the fuck is going on man? Yeah, don't well get a bidet and he was talking about all the cocaine he was doing and drinking like well There you go. I think I got the bidet originally because I was like, wow, wiping my ass hurts real bad. And also guys, I'll tell you this, don't strain when you go to the bathroom. That's it, that's how you get a hemorrhoid. All right, big shit's the tear up your asshole.

That's why it should be number one, is cause you strain too hard to push it out and then you fucking push a vessel. Having that hemorrhoid was real bad. And then the other way to get rid of them is to wrap a rubber band around it and strangle it off. Like a braces rubber band? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like one of those little like tiny like O rings or whatever. How do you put that on?

Use the force? That's a great question. How do you put it on? And then you're supposed to go to a doctor to do it, because people, they say you can do it. Am I going to a doctor? They're saying you can do it yourself, but if you fuck it up, you will die.

What? Okay, because here's- That's what the doctors say. No, no, no, no. That's what the ass doctors like to think. Because here's what happens. It's a big ass. You cut off the circulation to it, right?

Uh-huh. But if that rubber band snaps before the thing finishes dying and rots off the vine Oh you get a clot all no all the dead blood that was inside it rushes back into your body and kills you Which is horrifying so I said I'll just wait for this to resolve itself naturally. I'm not gonna try and put a rubber band What if they accidentally put it on your testicles well then your testicles Robbob and then you're no no Right, there's gay guys. You gotta write your on your nuts like not hemorrhoids. That's like those guys who are into that Yeah, the NOLOs

But they rot their dick off horny, you know, I'm horny logic That's horny logic That's doctor disrespect Doctor disrespect, I'm a little bit horny logic I'm a big time twitch guy That's messaging the trans message bit of horny logic. He said I'm a big time Twitch guy. That was horny logic. That was horny logic. But if the trans person's underage, it's no longer horny logic.

No, as soon as it's I'm a kid. It should have been. Oh fuck. That's just about a feeling. I saw people mix. People said I get what Vito was trying to say. Well, yeah. Yeah, let's see. Synthetics, you know, B4Vive is pretty fucked up if you think about it. I'm not gay, bro. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. Okay Uh, Ray pizzazz or two who is bong? Ray Pizzazz His name is rape his ass, but it's Ray Pizzazz

Spelled Ray Pizzazz. That's good. That's good. Wow. I never heard that joke. My name is Ray, Ray Pizzazz That's pretty good. James Carter. Mr. Pizzazz is my father. My that joke. My name is Ray, Ray Pizzaz. That's pretty good. James Gartner. Mr. Pizzaz is my father, my magician father's, my name's Ray. Your name's Ray Pizzaz? My father was pound, pound P, pound, myaz. Hmm, only works with rape.

It doesn't only works, yeah. You're right. I have to think of another P word. Gape. Gape. My father's name is Gay. Gay Pizzaz. Oh, was he gay? No. James Gartner Gap. My father's name is Gay. Gay. Gap his ass. Gap his ass. Oh, was he gay?

No. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. James Gartner for ten. Squirrel words in Minnesota jail. The world is hell. A for two, Coup for two. Shit lips for five, money. Johnny Rocket is here for five.

Firm handshakes. Firm handshakes. All around. And that kid needed something other than a handshake. Random guy for five watching quarter pounderer run defense for disrespect for 20 hours, then immediately flip against him once he got too criticized. It was hilarious. And then he flipped back. Did he flip back today?

Right, almost right after. He keeps flipping. Then he said, Rolling Stone, I don't trust them. God, I hate Sor- Did I bring in Soros snobs? Or I go, look, I understand that Rolling Stone has gotten some articles wrong before, but they're also been going on for 40 years and have a rotating stable of different,

like there's hundreds of different people writing these articles, okay? I mean, dude, he didn't say he didn't do it. Like what is wrong with you guys? I can't, well, it's Rolling Stone. Name an outlet. Okay, then just ask him. Hey, did you fucking sex a minor?

Well, there were some inappropriate... Okay, then, guilty! Guilty right there! You don't need a Rolling Stone article. You sex a minor? No! No, I didn't! Well, because they all started running with the co-op of, yeah, but what if she was 17 in 358 days? He didn't say she was 17.

And what if, you know, she's overdeveloped, and what if she had big, you know... What if you stop the conversation as soon as he knew yeah What is that all about then you would have said man? I got really honestly I was thinking about him like if he was good at PR He would have just said all that stuff But he can't he can't because he got fired for all that shit It's on the lawsuit he says a lie he gets fucking sued loses a settlement. Haha whoops. Well. I'm that's what I yeah Oh, that's why he can't lie, he gets fucking sued. Loses a settlement. Haha, whoops! Well, I'm- that's what I- oh, you- That's why he can't lie.

Did he sue Twitch? Uh, yeah. Or was it an- okay. He got his money. He got paid out. Yeah. Interesting. So he would have had to sue- So if he admits to any of that- They wouldn't sue him to give him money.

If he admits to any of that, he'd just give the money back. Fascinating. Should have let them keep the money and just lied. You know? In hindsight- I got fired because they said I was fucking sexing a minor, but I wasn't I would never fucking do that They're fucking retarded. I can't believe it. He was 20. She was lying about being Just lying about being a little LGBT setup. Yeah, twitch isn't gonna say shit

Well, you know, well, we didn't pay him saying on well twitch did say shit and they were fucked up We'll go to somebody asked him directly. they're like, hey, why did Dr. Disrespect get fired? And the head of Twitch for some reason, there's like an interview with him, he's like, well, the thing is there was UFOs and aliens. And it's like, now knowing what actually happened, you're like, you thought doing shtick was the way to address the allegations? Just go, listen, you know, it's a confidential thing that happened. It's very sensitive and unfortunately. I can't talk about it

NDA is whatever else It's not how to handle the fact that a guy was trying to fuck kids on your platform Did you not think that years later people were gonna pull this clip be like that's did you not think this would happen You got a bunch of weird shut-in perverts that become millionaires and their audience is entirely kids. Did you not think that this was going to happen? Did you not think that maybe having a whisper feature is not a good idea? At least make them move to Signal or something else.

Don't have any... YouTube famously got rid of messaging because they said, hey, it's messaging. It's a big liability. You can message your favorite creators and they went, oh, it's all pedophiles. Never mind. All the way down. Okay, let's get rid of that. And people still go, I can't believe you two got rid of messages. I go, I can absolutely understand why you two got rid of messages.

I don't know why they would have it in the first place, ever. I can't understand how Discord is a functioning company that isn't being constantly bombarded. Because they're entirely pedophilia. With lawsuits like across the board. Run by pedophiles for pedophiles. It's facilitating, probably Discord is facilitating next to like a couple, I don't know, it's probably facilitating all sorts of crimes. Pineapple man for two, shout out to Bag of Schmidt friend, good pal. Shout out.

Jayhawkdx for five. We'll see if this episode stretches into my birthday in three hours. Let's cut it short because we do not celebrate birthdays on this show. Matthew for five, is it fair to say that you both voted for this? I mean, I definitely voted for this. This is great for me. This is like my fucking fantasy. The whole administrative government crumbling. Congratulations.

All Trump had to do was three fucking things to make me happy. Pardon Assange, who's now free, so he should have just done it right away. Veto an omnibus bill. What's the deal with Assange? He's going like, is there gonna be a new trial or something? So his case is so fucked up. You know how they say they gotta extradite him to Britain? The UK?

The UK, they always say the UK, a British court, wants to extradite him. Sure. What they mean specifically is a tiny square, fake city on paper in the middle of London that's run and owned entirely by banks. It's this tiny little banking cabal that owns their own city. This is true.

Owns this little sovereign territory that is their own little country. It's like the Vatican but you know banks yeah I was gonna say something else well I think I said I said it in the more PC way of saying that's that's the like bankers with their own country again again yeah that's who wants that's who's threatening to extra die. I have a wailing wall, which is way different. They got four of them Nice. Well, and they got a the real cube But I saw a change went to like some like US territory or something. Oh, yeah, was that him? Yeah, that was him five hundred thousand dollars. I don't know tbf for two Vita smells like he looks gross How would you know random guy for five also dick? I love your appearance on mince last dream our IP headphones

Thanks, well, maybe we can buy a new pair of headphones for our show I gotta buy new I gotta buy 200 bucks $200 headphones again. That's a $200 pair of headphones Yeah, get the Sony's the sun look at you see what Ashton did to my fucking headphones? Yeah, she did it. She did it. Could have just sent her that money and got some cosplay picks. I don't want that. You got a pair of broken headphones. That's what she got. I want to buy cosplay picks from an Eric July supporter. Beach Hook for two. Why is she not dressing up like Yaira? Mint's the only real

fucking cosplayer for the Ripper-ers. Beach Hook for two, biggest problem is my freezer breaking right after buying food. That's no fun. Nobody wants that. Matthew for five, the biggest problem. You know what, okay, here's the biggest problem, is people who don't understand food spoilage, because there's this... Who doesn't understand food spoilage?

Well, I'm not going to say exactly why she might not understand food spoilage because there's this there doesn't understand food spoilage well I'm not gonna say exactly why she might not understand food spoilage but there's this lady who she makes the Harley Quinn comic she's a disabled black lesbian so of course she's right as many DC comic books and at one point for some reason they don't pay these people anything and it's really embarrassing. They're terrible. Yeah. Well that makes sense. Yeah. But she went on Twitter and she said you guys I'm just crying. You know I grew up with such food insecurity so I got this big freezer in the garage and I filled it with food so

I'd never be food insecure. I said I'd never be food insecure again and they came some like workmen and they unplugged my freezer and now all the food is rotten and spoiled blah blah blah and you know and that's hundreds of dollars of food and I went she went it was unplugged for three hours. Should still be frozen. And I said it's perfectly fine. Yeah. Your food will not spoil. The freezer isn't running all the time you dumb bitch. You know when it goes, you know when it makes that noise? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH That's the only time it's fucking on. The rest of the time it's just a box. You fucking idiot! I tried to explain to her, I said, well here's the FDA's, you know how like people have power outages? Like you don't have to throw out everything. It's not on all day. Yeah, you don't have everything in the fridge immediately You have food is ice you have the FDA even says they go you have about you know

48 hours before you actually have to worry But if you just keep the door closed through a bunch of food she threw out Thousand dollars food because somebody unplugged her freezer for three hours You should have been fired for that and I tried to explain to her what happened Then she got really mad and said you don't understand the plight of a black woman in America and blocked me and I said well That's all right, and then she did a GoFundMe to refill her fucking freezer. And I said, DC Comics, can you just hire some people who aren't embarrassing?

This is the worst thing I've ever seen. Anyway, Matthew for five, because probably the universe was Medicare. We beat it. We beat it though. We beat it. Classic Biden W. Oh, he took care of it. Rack, sex, and five over 100, how many times? PDF file and groomer said during this episode,

it said it 47.5. Oh. I mean, if the doctor disrespect episode I get people they go I really hope this is not another episode or whatever are you paying attention to anything in America at all is there's a day go by where there's not a new news story about somebody doing something to somebody like what do you want do you want to not just talk about the current events? Hey, dick, you know what happened on the internet this week? Nothing So did you watch Star Wars?

You watch the acolyte you see how they had a fire in space Did you hear one of the most popular streamers in the in the world a man with millions of followers in the news this week? You know what he did? Cuz I don't and we're not allowed to talk about it on the show. Yeah, I don't want to talk about it, it's not funny. You guys are fucking idiots. It can be a little much sometimes. Strategy for 10, imagine being inspired by the prison bonus episodes, you install a bidet

in your prison toilet, but as soon as you start it up, it chuck dicks in my ass. Nobody wants that, be doing dicks. Nobody wants that. Speaking of getting your ass pounded in prison It sounds like Aaron Emholt might be a Restraining order and he violated his restraining order for three weeks three entire weeks. How did he do that? I don't know. That's a lot of violating. That's uh, I heard the words domestic violence, but I didn't read the whole thing Well, it was

It turned out that girl April told Aaron's, Aaron Emholt's ex-wife that Aaron was choking her until she couldn't breathe and headbutting her and beating her. And this was in a restraining order that his ex-wife filed these texts. So wait, Aaron Emholt's ex-wife filed a restraining order based on April saying- Based on his treatment of her.

Apparently he's either- both of these women no longer want to be around this guy as it turns out. Is Aaron Emholt choking women but not in a fun, playful way? That's what the restraining order says. Okay. Not in like a, hey we're having sex and you're kinky or whatever now no head running to women beats them Which is in there another restraining order I'm laughing because I'm thinking about every time I watch the steel to our money

They're still head. Yeah, he's battering Hey, it's me, the Steel Dome, aren't you? It's me, Aaron. BAM! Fucking bitch, I'll fucking kill you! Oh my god. Yeah, do a Jiminy Glick beating his wife. Aaron, give us an impression of Jiminy Glick. So is. Oh, Bruce, I don't know how to take it down like this.

Then I punch her in the cunt. Hoo, okay, buddy. What is it about guys with that, like, that, that, that, So, that nice guy look where they have, like, a darkness. Like, like a sickness. He looks sick. Yeah Well everything about him looks sick, but he comes across like hey, it's me. You know that's desperation You should if you don't identify that

I'm not dating a lot of these guys, so I don't have to worry about getting choked out Yeah, you know I think that might be a predator only thing that might be a thing yeah Yeah, apparently he was beating the shit out of April, so she found another place to live. Can't believe that. And then his cuck rage. You remember when this very first came out, I said, Aaron called the cops. You did say that. I've never been more sure of anything in my life. You were one of the first.

And everyone's like, oh no, I don't know about that. That seems like a little much. So does headbutting your wife, and that's in your other ex-wife's restraining order, is her telling the court that you're beating your current wife. Right, right. Now as someone who has beat my girlfriend, obviously,

I understand, but you gotta do some limits. And a headbutt is over the line. Headbutt's too far. Over the line. Open hand. Open hand with a glove, a nice soft glove. Is that allowed in wrestling, headbutting? I don't think so.

No. Yeah. No, no. The ref would come. The ref would probably DQ you for that. You go, you go, miss, you just end yourself a slappin'. And you go in the kitchen, you get your nice, you know, little plush gloves and you go, what?

Yeah. And then you put them away and you go, all right, well, that's been settled. Headbutt. Watch your sass. Don't do a headbutt. Not okay. I mean, he fucking looks like a wife beater. Just look at him.

Just look at him. Well. How can you be that ugly and like not famous and you're dating a hot younger girl? She's afraid to leave. You cannot date cross like desirability. Really hot women cannot date guys who's got nothing going on and vice versa, cause you will eventually, the rage and the frustration will boil over

and there will be some sort of battery one way or the other. That's how it works. If you make friends with a cool lawyer guy, who's got a good look and a bunch of cocaine, you go, yeah, we'll go over there sometimes. We're not going to go over there more than a couple times, because he will take you away from me.

Did Stardust apologize yet for Nick saving this poor battered woman and having to go to prison for it? I think you and Stardust should do more content. I like that dynamic. Where you go? Wasn't somebody trying to bring up, it's like, oh yeah, one kid looking after the rest of the family, you wouldn't know anything about that, you fucking Indian bitch. Yeah. I was like, that's pretty funny. You're not a real Indian, because otherwise you would identify.

Cold lampin' for two, biggest problem is nose bleeds and peeing when you barf. Peeing when you barf. Alcoholism is your problem. I don't know about that. Intagonist for two says, Ed Evito, I love all your energy, crazy energy you got. Thank you. Chris Schofield for two says, put on the Sonichu. I heard once is all I can do.

Once is enough, man. Otherwise- Can't do it twice. Yeah, we got to figure out a way to get the Sonichu medallion on. That'd be insulting. Exactly 40 dead batteries to Canadian says we need a Sonichu emoji. I actually agree with that. Do it. We should do it. I own it now. I own Sonichu. We also need a emoji of Tony from Hack the Movies giant head as Mellow Moo It says for five times right movies broke the headphones by putting them on his big ass head I'll just put on these headphones on my giant watermelon fucking, they exploded. Gentlemen, Sossager 5, A-Ron is the biggest problem.

He done goofed and rhymes with duck. Cook? That cuck rage, man. Just I bond for 5 Australian. You've been getting away with this far too long Veto. Dickheads unite to demand equal font size in the members list. The reason the font size is different for Dick is he has 30 extra members in me. I can't fit them all on the fucking page. Well then make your side smaller. No! That's stupid. More people should sign up for my side. You guys only like Dick because he's going to take down the federal government.

I could do that. I just don't want to. Nah, you Matthew for two who'd win a golf match Eric to lie or Maddox whoo, I Can't imagine Maddox golfing for well, they would both have very different scores scorecards Who would well Eric July a scorecard would have a bunch of I would cheat more than Maddox, I think. Because Maddox has to, his cheating has to reflect reality where Eric Jalaya is just a liar. Right. So, Eric, I mean I guess.

Well Eric Jalaya would be like, well how much, how much did you make? And he goes, actually nothing. Yeah, Eric Jalaya would shoot a 17 on an eight hole course. Terry Hestacles for five Vito looks like the eighth dwarf from Snow White. Fatty! Wasn't there already a fat one? The Doc was the fat one. Lay in steel for two firm handshakes to liquid Richard. AustinXR2 say sorry Vito. Coo for five house guest Vitoito and consider Vito always with the hot coffee drips. There, Coofe has it right.

The dude minds 89 for five, love you guys. Thanks. David Gomez for five. Vito, did you smack your food on the buffet livestream because you couldn't breathe? What does that mean? You were smacking food? I have no idea what he's talking about. Smacking it up or going like.

Maybe I was chewing on my mouth open? I don't think so. Jacob bucking him for 10 pounds. Doc should just double down and say he wasn't character. Yeah. That'd be cool. That's work for so many people. I just, you know, when fans come to me I send them a signal and stuff like that because it's funny, this is my character.

I love the quartering so stupid. He says YouTube demonetized Dr. Disrespect's account. He's like, his canceling is complete. Like, quartering, no one wants to run ads next to a guy who was trying to rape a kid. Don't rape a kid. Like, he's like, I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this.

I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm goinging No one wants to run ads next to a guy who was trying to rape a kid Don't like you and they're like well How do you know it's rape cuz it's kids can't consent do you guys not understand like having sex with minors is always rape Okay, so here's why I understand why you were so upset at the horny logic problem Okay, is cuz you know when Epstein gets arrested you don gonna go, I can't believe they're gonna cancel Epstein. Can't believe they're gonna cancel him.

It's the inappropriate term for the situation. You know what, sponsor him with your fucking coffee then, you moron. Since YouTube should be running ads next to this fucking freak's content now. Jesus Christ. All I'm saying is if it ever comes out that the quartering molested a woman in college, I would go, well, that tracks. That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying is if it ever comes out that the quartering molested a woman in college,

I would go, that tracks. That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying he did it, but I would not be surprised. His canceling is complete. His canceling is complete. Austin Nix for two says his veto the carowack of the PDFs. I don't get it at all. Daphbeta for five pounds.

I think Ian Livingstone and Steve Jackson are why Eric July writes so vague. Their fighting fantasy books were too hard for this bully dadless moron. Uh, Pama Gumper, some of you guys need to... You guys are good at getting past the 50s. Yeah, you really are. You're doing a good job.

Pama Gumper for five. Does low energy Vito even have his fat eyelids open? Sorry, I'll trans... Okay. D're doing a good job. Bama Gumper for five. Does low energy veto even have his fat eyelids open? Sorry, I'll trans, okay. To adopt up for two pounds. Making choices triggers childhood PTSD, so he won't. Government name for 10. Can we hear the greatest man in the world clip? It's an ear worm, biggest problem in the universe.

Do you have that? I mean, I think so. The greatest, I am the greatest man in the world. There's a man on the, no. Can we cover that? I am the greatest, I am the greatest man in the world. There's a man on the- Can we cover that? I am the greatest, I am the greatest man in the world. I am better than all those stupid little boys and girls. Well, clearly you made it his own.

The way Johnny Cash took Hurt and made it his standard. I think even Trent Reznor said, you know what, what it's his song now and you should say the same about this Uhhh And if you see me coming, you best get out of my way Because my boss is so loud My momentum is impossible to change No one's gonna play this, it's actually a good song It's actually well sung

No one is like pathetic at this point It's the fucking stupidest thing in the world. Actually Maddox is cool. Actually Maddox is cool. Being a cuck is cool actually. I wish a black guy would have sucked my butthole. I love Eric July in his comic. It's actually cool. Dude, he's like... Actually when you think about it...

Oh yeah? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, the second Noel had to read ISOM and defend it for some reason Even though no everybody knows it's just not good. Whatever. He's just pedantic Ah, let's see here. Riley says Vito's outfit matches the medallion put it on. How do I match them? Because it's yellow? It's yellow. It's not the same color. Yellow and red. I mean green. Doesn't match. Let's see

Well, though. I mean, green. Doesn't match. Let's see. Two Sox, Calzini for two. Fee truly did get cut, thought it was on purpose. No, no. No, it got cut. The medallion.

Something cut it. Some sort of force. Some sort of force. Glenn Lentz for two. Quartering is a mangina. Quartering is, he might be a mangina. I know Eric Jalai is a mangina. Matthew for two says we need a Sonichu NFT

so we can ID the real one. They should have all come with NFTs. Does anyone know how to contact Chris Chan? Can't be that hard. Get one of his pubes so I can run an analysis. I have a business proposition for Chris Chan. I want to talk to this individual. Is it a comic?

Yeah. Two Socks Kalzini requests to play Bill Nye Vito Team Guy. The gay team guy. For five bucks, they get a team guy five bucks they get a nice. Yeah, that's a $10 request. It's like two fucking seconds No, it's not. It's a long one. It's a long song If I have it I don't know Vito got so pissed off last time that I played it I might have moved it cuz it's too long. He's got like a whole tag at the end or some shit. Not really, it's not that long. I don't know what you're talking about. It's long!

How long do you think it is? 45 seconds. 45 seconds? Let's see here. Probably longer. Uhhh... do you see it? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhhhh

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Oh, it doesn't ring any bells. Let me see. Oh show more accounts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me see if I have it I'm in it's in my email. Okay Vito team guy You don't read any emails. No You look at million emails in there. Man, people send me just garbage. Here we go. Veedo the gay team guy. Oh, that's too loud.

Great. Too loud. Here, let's try it again. Veedo the gay team guy. Too quiet. And we're doing this for a $5 super chat. We're doing it because of your behavior. We've spent five minutes searching down this fucking clip.

Veto the gay team guy. Perfect. Veto the gay team guy. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Veto the gay team guy. D-I rules. That's you. Veto the gay team guy.

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Okay. Alright! Let me make sure the whole thing downloaded! Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, Vito. Alright. Ah! It got cut off! It fucking downloaded, Ron! I hate you guys. Oh god, okay. Well there, Two Sacks Calzini

completely derailed the show. For five bucks, well we'll always play that song. No, Jeb City for five, Tubby Get Glasses don't have the naeo's pad area attached to the frame if you don't want them fogging up. Oh Like it creates ones with a straight like a con and maybe maybe you're right con creates a Cone a cone a convex. Dr. Kevin. Did he get in here? I don't care also

Yeah, okay, Jacob bugging him for two., says that stinger was bloody dreadful, I agree. Oglovich for two, we should just print more money, that's good. Ross against for two, what head fungus is festering on the glasses? Just fog. Justin Broderick for two, says Vito's booty should depend on his weight loss,

stop trying to add to the bit. Austin Nix for five, Vito, you are met by two paths. Down one path is Twitter, the other a career decide. I take Twitter. A career career in what I don't fucking know 14 Pat for a thousand sagaki stands probably not as her a Ukraine I want USA to spend all of USA is money fake country practically EU but less stupid to Ukraine TBH I love you guys but as not my boyfriend. What friend you whoa? By the way, this is like 80 US dollars or something. I don't speak English Wow. Thank you How do you not how are you listening to the show if you don't speak English?

I don't even understand that songs and stuff. What is this? What's the user icon here? It's a bunch of potatoes Ukrainian potatoes I see hi if you're reading, I see. Hi, if you are reading this, I think you are cool, Boyle. So yeah, nice. I try to do stuff at least because this is insanity. Okay, a schizophrenic person has sent us and they have a bunch of lives of them playing Minecraft. Play one. I don't think, let's see.

Really Ukrainian. Yeah. What's he saying? He's saying I really hope that nothing happens to Russia because we're just having so much fun. Okay, so we have a Ukrainian fan who doesn't speak English, but sent us $80 apparently. Thank you. English but sent us $80 apparently. Thank you. Luca Deez Nuts. Happy Oinktober to you, sir. Luca Deez Nuts is pretty good. For 10, says lol what?

Yeah, but that's obvious because it has fucking Deez Nuts in it. The other one is not obvious. All right, well hopefully we'll see more clever names. Like Buster Rhymes. Yeah. 14 Pat for 20 Croners. I love you Vito and Dick.

Thanks for content. I love you too. TheLocks4Five, welcome to Biggest in the Universe with me your host Vito DiGialdi. I get it. OzNex4Five, Dr. Disrespect, like the movie Rope but instead of murder, enticing minors. Oh yeah. BusterIners for 20 Vindalus, second one Too Long, first one Too Ching Chong. Captain Cheese, hashtag free rackets for two. Keep the alien sound, the new problem music is gay. Okay. Let me hear the new problem music again. Hold on. That's the one everyone likes. That's one option. Now here's the one that everyone hates. What's the other one? I fucked it up. Hold on. You're making me jump around.

Yeah, cuz you had to spend ten years downloading a fucking Bill Nye song nobody actually wants to hear. Okay. Right there. Where? Right at the top. This one? Yeah. Okay, so decide between those two. Well you also got this one. I don't- you're like- what are you- That's basically the same as the other one it's interchangeable next problem we have got a problem wait a minute wait a minute wait what was that same thing oh the audio is all audio hiss I don't know no it's like it goes back and forth. Listen, listen, listen What weird has kind of a janky fucking sound We have like a video of us running and dodging problems It could be and we could be shrugging back to back Time for another one Is it about comics? Is it about madics?

Is it about the way that we change who we see? Is it about the way that we change who we see? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Like maybe we could use maybe different episodes like if we did a kid-friendly version of the show it would be like hey kids What's the biggest problem in kindergarten? I am never doing a show for children never This is to blow kids ears out so they stay far Grade school dick no getting a message So they stay far far away. What's the biggest problem in grade school, Dick? No. Getting a message from Dr. Disrespect. There you go. Hey, Dr. Disrespect sent me a DM. The biggest problem in grade school. Okay

Keep the alien sound. New problem music is gay. Your man Marsden for two. Vito send the vocal tractor to your Eric July diss. Send me a message again. I keep forgetting to send people things. Buckingham for to remember doc bragged about buying shungite No, I don't know any of this awesome next for to veto pour your coffee over the electronics Yeah, right over your time this conversation may have leaned toward PDF files, but didn't quite class the PDF file But well, I don't know cool for two How the fuck did a dummy like doc last this long good question cuz very but the very dumb people get very popular because they only know how to say the stupid and most basic agreeable shit yeah video games are cool we all hate trans people right it's like yeah yeah

yeah yeah cool cool cool I'm not gay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah look at you ever seen a trans girl like a message trying to see her penis what yeah Let's just play some fucking Elden Ring dude That's why they hit that's why they do this to their fans. It's because the fans will shut up Mmm, that's the point is the fans are dumb cool for five all dick to the doctor district I had to do is either keep quiet or lie. It's amazing how bad you celebs are at PR I agree out of shara for ten. Hey guys, I have my first day of being a nurse on Sunday. Sorry, I can't give anyone that asks for Percocet

that drug only fentanyl. Oh man. Well, fuck you. At least you're not a Vietnamese lady. You're not a Filipino lady, are you? Did you get a job in a prison? You're gonna start molesting inmates. Mike Hunt for 10 Australian,

Jim Jeffries cut up an interview with journalist Avie you meanie and released right after the Christchurch shooting to make him look like you supported it Luckily, yeah, I remember that I don't care Justin Broderick for two veto condemning pedos you world am I in? I some guys I'm oh Jim Jeffries did it as like a joke to fuck him over or what it's like they did an interview about it And then he cut it up in a way that made him look bad Oh why because it's Comedy Central and they cut Central yeah, there's a Comedy Central show

Captain Cheese for two if Trump has Alzheimer's Biden has a lobotomy Dad, you know, that's good No. You got me there. Oh, man. It's totally indefensible what you guys are pulling. It looks so bad. It looks so bad that we don't even care what your response is. It's just like laughable.

Our response is we had to move up the Kamala and the Newsom ticket four years early. That's cool. Sounds like static. Here comes Newsom. Here comes Newson. Here comes Newson. $20 minimum wage across the board, across the country. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure Newson is just like diving to...

Eat that bullet? Yeah. Suddenly be president. I know what I'll do. I'll torch the rest of my political career by coming in at the last minute of this completely fucked campaign. Well, I saw somebody say they're gonna let, uh, Trump's probably gonna win at this point.

Uh, yeah. Yeah. So, we let Trump fuck around for four years, he puts all his guys in positions of power, and then we'll just... Uh, we're taking over the entire Supreme Court. Good luck. Have fun. How good luck?

No abortions for anybody. None of you guys are... No more abortions ever. No more freedoms for women. Forget the abortions ever. No more freedoms for women. Forget the abortions. I think you guys should handmaids tail it. Just do it, because it would be funny. Because you have all these ladies going,

it's going to be like the handmaids tail. It's going to be like the handmaids tail. You get in there and go, you know what? It is going to be like the handmaids tail. We're going all the way back to Peter Piper. We're putting you all in pumpkins. We're taking all women and putting them in big giant pumpkins. They're putting you all in pumpkins. We're taking all women, putting them in big giant pumpkins.

They're not gonna fit now. We're gonna let Aaron Emhold loose on the female population with his giant head. The Peter Pumpkin story only made sense back when women weren't the size of pumpkins. Now you can't do anything. You're stuffing them back in. I gotta be able to tell the difference.

It'll be illegal to be a woman over 140 pounds when Trump's out in four years. And all the incels get a free wife, even Aaron Emholdt. Mm-hmm. I'm excited. Davda Bavda for two pounds. Boogie's weaponized reverse psychology. The villain.

Yeah, I don't think Boogie is smart enough to run reverse psychology on his audience. I think he just literally said, this coin sucks, and here's a funny video. He's made a funny, he got 10 grand to make a goofy video. Yeah, guys, let him get the bag, what do you care? I think they all- The more he can pay for that blood cancer,

the more we get to enjoy him. I think everyone is very jealous of the successful meme coin launches. Yeah. And that resentment has turned into just despising what is obviously a scam space. Like there's no, no one participating in meme coins thinks it's a legit investment. None of them.

It's a goof. It's like standing out front as a strip club and going like, well you know that they don't really like you. Like, uh, yeah. We all know. I also think, you know, when like when you bully Boogie, it's cheeky and fun But then other people get in on it. I'm like well now it's not fun cuz you're getting all serious about he Was gonna take their money. He's a real bad guy. No make fun of his cancer. That's fine. The cancer is way over the line

Don't make fun of him for taking stupid people's money. That's cool. It's like cancer. That's funny You know it's cuz it's so hard whatever and they even understand how many meme coins are being made every day every two Seven there's a new meme coin Andrew Tate released like five coins in the same day Yeah, get my muscle coin my daddy coin. I'm burning on here's all my rape coin I'm burning half the rape coin putting in a daddy coin. Okay Did you see a Tristan Tate was defending Dr. Disrespect? I saw that. And I went, that's, and then people were retweeting it like, well, you know, and I go,

you realize that's really bad, right? Realize that one of his charges is raping a minor, right? You guys understand that? These guys are not living in reality where they're like, well, see, even Tristan Tate knows Dr. Disrespect did nothing wrong. He's a... That would mean being like being like guys I'm not a pedophile look Jared said I'm a cool guy. That's the same. Get out of here. They love it though.

Guy Slayin' Maxwell called me for prison said we're gonna hang out. You know you trust her. Yeah I know a good guy. Yeah. Solid BM for five didn't boogey didn't scam his audience emotionally until... okay I don't even know what you're saying. Crotch Knocks for 20, Vito, formerly criticizes Chrissy Merritt for believing God is real. Also Vito, scared of a spooky cursed crack sim Pikachu with ball hair tape to it. Meaty moomo oink oink whatever.

Yeah, yeah, I'm real scared of the medallion. Well, are you or not? You gotta pick one. I don't know. Yeah, your ego is fighting with your comedy right now. I know. Yeah, you picked the wrong one. Well, cause I do, okay. Ah!

Cause like sometimes I do a bit and I go, well that was really funny, right? And it is undone by one person who's fucking with you. It's amazing. I was pretty sure that when I said, you know, the Underground Railroad, the magic train that ferried black people across to freedom, you know, you'd think people would get it. But, yeah. No.

But I- Explain it to them. I think the medallion does have power, though. I mean, I think that you do. I think you injectallion does have power though. I mean, I think that you do. I think you I think you inject power into it Solid BM for five neoprototype said so coffeezilla is a crypto Karen crypto Karen's. That's a good one That's a good one crypto Karen's boba the style on for two. I lost all my money and fatty and I blame Well, you just gave us two bucks. You don't lose all of it yet

Spend it on super chats you mor you morons. Joe Cool for two. When is the big PKA Biggest Problem crossover? We should do like an all of us type thing. That would be fun. Did we ever do that? No, I don't think those guys do really anything outside their show. No, but I just mean like me and you could both go

on their show at the same time. We could all riff, all five of us. Okay. Or we should have what's his name back on. Taylor should come back on here. Sure. Taylor. Everybody likes Taylor. Pinklikepeachy5 says please go back to the old noise. I can't watch Vito do that dance every week. This is the old one, right? We just did a problem! No. They don't want to see that dance. I think that's what they like.

How do you look when you do this one? It's better. It's better. And then we get an interstitial where it's just like a word that says problem and it falls on me and I'm like ahhhh. What if I had like a UFO that I could drop down with like a pulley and flick the lights on. See, I like that. That's a little production thing. Eh, whatever. Oh, let's see. Shoddy Quest. Yeah, did you see Vito was in the Furiosa movie? He was the one playing with her hair. Okay, huh culture scape for two dick Yes on chevron win PS vote up culture scape guys check out culture scape great Interview with me and him over on the culture scape channel. You give a plug for two dollars

There's a good guy two dollars. That's Pete. We like Pete for two bucks I He's a good guy. Two dollars. That's Pete. We like Pete. Not for me. For two bucks? I should give him a plug for free. He's a nice guy. He did all the fucking interviews. I don't know. If I'm going on my friend's streams, I'm kicking in ten bucks, you know.

At least. I don't start. I'm going to go the lowest possible. At least five. Okay. Not the lowest possible. Oh, he let Boogie shill. He didn't give us anything.

Was he like dragging it over the left? Oh, fuck, it used to go down to a dollar. What happened? Take this one off? I've pulled the $2 shill. Let me change countries and see if I can do that. Everybody's pulling up their bootstraps these days. Bomber Gumper, that's not the correct,

what do you call it? Tightening their purse strings. Bomber Gumper for five in frame together, you can see the video is starting to look like Boogie with a beard and hat He's gonna pass you well. I'm calling it now Don't call it cuz I'm we're gonna see Boba the silent five hung up on my Chinese Co-workers on a conference call to keep watching you guys not disappointed keep it up. Thank you always hang up on the Chinese for us

So do you for two late to all but what happened to boogie's teen girlfriend? She's still alive He has not suffocated her beneath his folds yet cool for five Please start another money pool who would lose more weight over the course of six months of either a boogie winner takes the spoils Oh, man, that would be a good that would be a good one. That'd be a good race Beach hook for two. I'm not as fat as boogie Okay And I will be soon beach hook for. The national debt was only seven trillion when Boogie's girlfriend was born.

Wow, that's still a lot. That was like, what, two years ago? Matthew for five, we live in a world where Boogie2988 is doing better on a broadcast than the President of the United States. Crazy. Justin Brodyk for two, always double down on your bullshit.

Chief Bengus for 10, new honest Boogie is funny. You guys should just invite him on, slowly take him from keem Boogie's biggest honestly big these biggest problem was always walking everything fucking bad. Yeah, always got bullied in walking. Yeah, he did Go guys. I'm sorry. I did that. I'm sorry. I'm such I'm such a bad. I was molested Sorry, I did that if I wasn't molested so much I wouldn't have done that because you're doing such bad stuff, though Yeah, or like this is actually one of the situations where you should pull a doctor just right go. I was molested What do you want me to fucking do? I was fucking molested all right It's a funny video who cares yeah, it's an ad like what are you doing an ad for like Harry's razors?

And everyone's jumping down your throat because the razor's like not as good. It's a fucking ad, guys. Do you not understand how an ad works? They paid me to make this content. I don't give a shit. Everyone's trying to monetize. We monetize boogie hate way before anybody else. Yeah.

Okay. And now they're all. Not for making content. Yeah, exactly. Now if he makes content, that's good. We can encourage that. Let's see, euthanasia enthusiast for 7 Canadian. Mudahar is in a SA cult.

Real stand-up guy. What is SA? I don't know about that. I don't want to know. Super awesome cult. Cybersynsuckness5, comments since anything, is call for your own mind to think of the new... This makes no sense. Joe, cool for five. You know, if black people can say the N word on YouTube and get monetized,

then you as a big bisexual beluga can say the F slur freely, not rich though sadly. Well, don't try it. They just got that Nick Merck's guy for using the T slur on Twitch. King Stylo for 10, yesterday was the three year anniversary of episode one. Oh shit. Wow.

Wow. Fuck. Great. We should have done yesterday? Fuck. How did we miss that? was the three year anniversary of episode one! Oh shit! Wow! Wow! Fuck! Great! We should have done yesterday? Fuck! How did we miss that? I'm not paying attention to that. How did no one say it? Cause nobody, nobody's keeping track of that stuff.

No, people keep track of that stuff. That, that should have caught that. We've been doing this stupid fucking show for three years. For three years? Fuck! Oh god. You better come out with your comics soon, man. You're gonna be sitting here five years, no comics.

I don't want to think about all the missed opportunities. It is really, that is when the, I mean that's basically when the show like plateaued, when your dumb comic shit started. Because then we couldn't do anything else, everything has to be comic. You know? That's not what's happening. That's not what's happening. It's just a separate side project

that's got nothing to do with you and you should not be pulled into it at all. It's my thing. Wow. Are we doing biggest problem in card games bonus episode? Oh shit. Pokemon Magic. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, but we have to have our card game figured out. That'll be where people can see the pitch. We have to do it my way. I think we can do it that way. Yeah What I didn't say anything There was a universe in that you're saying that your way, both ways are my way. I came up with the way. I said here's how it could be, okay. I don't know why it's your way, suddenly. Uh-huh, I know.

All right. I was trying to think if there's a way, shut up, whatever. To do your way also still? No, no, no, no, no, no. The shitty way? Well, it's a shitty way, no matter. Both ways are. No, my way's good and way? Well, my way, it's a shitty way no matter. Both ways are- No, my way's good and on brand.

They're both on- it's on brand. Your way is goofy. Okay, well I can see it your way. Your way is probably easier for people to wrap their heads around. My way's like, yes, yes, that's a great way to put it. I agree. You know what, I think I've come around. Your way's like a sequel way.

I pitched both ways though, okay? And then you started advocating for the dumb way, and I said no that way I mean you started like the dumb way card game would work, and I go that is more clever But it is all right. That's a he has a big no-no fits a big red flag more confusing for people uh-huh clever See we're talking all the we should do well well one superkillers You know as clever as a lady cutting her own hair with a lightsaber. Yeah, I saw you comment. Oh, whatever.

I saw you commenting on it. Wouldn't it smell bad if she cut her hair off? It would stink, wouldn't it? It's a fucking, who cares? Well, it's just she's got a bunch of... If you go real quick, it probably doesn't smell that bad. It's burnt hair.

Smells disgusting. It's the worst smell that there is Have you ever as anyone ever sat at home and just lit their hair on fire to cut their hair fire. It's a plasma Magic space laser laser it melts steel you stick it in steel. I seen it melt it Yeah, well then so it's fire some sort of heat. It's coming off of it. Maybe it's an optic It's not an optic Just for their fucking melting doors with it Well, you know that they are you know that they're melting to us

Okay, so do you want to see in in the Star Wars where she majestically cuts off her hair and she goes? Oh, that's smell bad. I don't want her to do it. I don't know why black people have leaves in space Where does where's weave planet? How did she get the hair in the first place? I'm not being racist. I'm that's I Fucking r2d2 is not walking around with a wig on it's the same. Well, I I actually got an email from where I recently where he goes I can't wait for you to review the acolyte and I go I just I don't think I can I actually got an email from a guy recently where he goes, I can't wait for you to review the Acolyte. And I go, I just, I don't think I can,

I've tried watching it twice now. And I'm just like, I can't watch this stuff. Yeah. It's like a young adult series now. It's like a PG-13. I mean, it always kind of was, but it, okay, here's what I'm saying. Is that like, well, we need to make it accessible for kids.

Now it's written by people who want to groom young adults. Kind of, yeah. And also, if you want kids to watch Star Wars, just give them Star Wars. You already have those movies. I think the only thing you could do with a property like Star Wars now is go, OK, there is an adult fan base, so let's just focus on that and not make this fucking Hunger

Games young adult bullshit. But those stories don't translate into adult space. Like, old Camelot, King Arthur stories are, like, frozen in time. And they're not really relevant to today's audience, I don't think. I don't think there's anything left there to mine. I think you have the ultimate King Arthur, whatever story with Luke Skywalker. And anything else is gonna be a pale, well, what if Luke Skywalker was two black girls? And I'm like, I don't I'll just watch Luke Skywalker.

Go on about the two black girls. Interesting. And they're very particular about their hair and they're braiding their hair. OK, well, now I don't want to watch it. I don't care. If you just wanted black people braiding their hair, you can make all new sci fi franchise about it. Let's see Dean Shockford too. Thanks for the lives boys. Welcome back. We welcome back. Welcome back. Cyphers and Suck to Survive Please don't say the F slur if he doesn't say in racist rants and flying to the radar

I did get a lecture from a black listener of the show saying bro. You gotta you gotta dial You were way out of line last week. I Didn't get to play that fatal J stuff because you sang it. The name of the movie is Magical Society of People. Okay, and so I- Just say the name of the movie. You're making it weird.

Like you're making it weird in a racist way to make a racist joke, quite frankly. Can I say Negro Baseball League? Is that okay? If you're talking about it, yes. But not just to bring it up. But I can't say, look at all those guys playing baseball. Now you're not talking about it.

Now you're making a racist joke. Like even though you're not saying the word, how do you not understand that? See, I know it's stupid, but like just something- It's not stupid, it's racist. No, but I'm saying, like I still think it's funny Can I say Negro baseball you go yeah, but I can't say look at all those that's not funny That's not now. You've made it both races I'm saying in my you obviously see the difference because you're laughing like a fucking 13 year old

They who's learned these words for the first time. You know the difference. I know the difference but I'm saying I still find the difference. It's funny. It's funny. It's not funny. It's funny to think of a guy who's so bad-rude that he goes, I don't- You. I'm not that guy.

Look at all those guys playing baseball. Now, well you can't say that. You can- Is this your who's on first bit? It kind of is. Yeah. I actually saw it. Is this your who's on first bit? Kind of is. Yeah. I actually saw it. That's what they, that's what the league is called. Oh.

They've got a, they've got a. Somebody's have done that, right? I'm sure they did. Maybe Gavin McInnis has done that. Except his version is 20 minutes long. There's a version, I think it was on. Talks about his black friend the whole time. You know, Woot that has all the clearance to Amazon stuff.

Yeah. They were clearancing out the Negro Baseball League edition of MLB 2K40 or whatever. What? Yeah, there's a version that has a special slip cover to celebrate the Negro Baseball League. And it comes with a hat from the league. And I was like, man, I would never play the game.

But I kind of want that hat just to wear around you know Okay, I told you my dad used to have a Negro baseball league jacket that he wore all the time And when he died I said does anyone know where my dad's Negro baseball league jacket is because I really want it But nobody knew where it was Why would your dad have such a thing? Because it was his favorite thing he wore it everywhere He's a big fat white guy Why would your dad have such a thing? Because it was his favorite thing. He wore it everywhere. He's a big fat white guy.

And he went, hey, check out my cool jacket. And he would show off. Where was this? This was in Massachusetts, of course. OK, OK, yeah. And show off all the patches, all the teams, and you know, black guys with baseball bats or whatever. This is really something else.

If anyone has a jacket, if anyone has it, it was a jean jacket and it had a million patches on it for every single team. Did he make it himself? No, it was like he found it, because my dad would go to all these like bootleg like discount stores and he just went to one. Where every boot has the Nazi flag on it. Yeah, basically, yeah.

And he said, look what I found in the bargain bin, this was only $12, it's this jean jacket with covered, every single inch covered in the bargain bin. This was only $12. It's this jean jacket covered every single inch, covered in different patches for every Negro baseball team. And I said, that's pretty cool, actually. I think there's a picture of him wearing it somewhere. I have that picture. I want to get it framed. But if anyone can find me that jacket in a giant size,

I will pay $100 for it. There you go. Or send it to Vito's booty. No, because then if we burn it, I'll get really sad. Because then, so anyway. Let's see, don't say the F slur, got it. Jacob Buckingham for two pounds, Boogie is back. Summer of boogies here, Koo for two.

How much money to put the medallion on at the end? I'm not putting it on twice. For a thousand bucks, it for uh, whatever I don't need money Chris Schofield for five, you know Not every problem needs to be topical bring in something fun next week I had two completely different problems that were not topical and I ended up we ended up saying now we got to talk about the Debate and we got to talk about doctors. Well, so next week we can shorten them good short next week trying for five I have two completely different problems that I did not do either of.

Trent for five, Canadian, say what you will about Nick's drug habit, but it really took everyone's mind off of him jacking off on live cam. He wasn't jacking off, he was just biting that. This shit is just fucking tiresome. Everybody makes things up. Wrestler Town for five, I have extensive knowledge of the arcane, I assure you it's safe for Vito to wear the medallion. Yeah, you can pay me to wear the medallion. How's that? That's true fr I have not warned it fr 8 2 4 2 4 5 28 days till we can all go see Deadpool. Oh really? Oh, you're fucking cooked man. There's no way you're getting super killer out before Deadpool

28 days No fucking way. I Don't know It's gonna be down to the wire whoo man. I'm gonna play it up start playing this now I'll play the second half when Deadpool comes out before a super killer gonna be It's gonna be close and Deadpool 3 looks like shit So it's really gonna poison the well that Deadpool 3 is not about what people think it's about It's just they bring up the concept of this whatever Steve for two

It's not as big a deal as we thought it was gonna be pull up on the polymorph So I'd be on the plane. It's 27 days until dead. Oh, it's even worse. It's even worse 26th it's even closer. We gotta get a countdown. I'll start putting it together now. I just, uh... I got two colorists going at it. Uh-oh. Is one working from...

Are they working from each page? Like, looking at each other? And then they flip? I've given away too much. I've given away too much. Let's see. We got a couple more super chats here. Guys, don't forget, vote on all the problems, the biggest problem of the show. Don't forget, patreon.com slash biggest problem

for the biggest problem in prisons. And soon, biggest problem in card games. Oz and Nix for two, Vito, stop burping. Did I burp? You do, yeah. Stu K for five,gest problem in card games. I want to see you fight over the biggest problem card games. No oinks. It's haram. I guess I screwed up. Haram. Haram is bad.

No. Haram is good. Yeah. Halal is bad. No, halal is good. No. Halal meat? Yeah, that's bad. No halal is good. No Halal meat Yeah, that's bad bad for you It's good for them No, they sell halal meat halal is what they like. That's a that's a different word. It's the sense. It's a homonym That's a different meaning of a word like halal meat doesn't mean doesn't mean the same as good bad

It's not that it's not the same word Steve for five says says, Ziggy, zaggy, ziggy, zaggy, oink, oink, oink, oink, okay. Strattergery for five. Imagine listening to a voicemail but finding out it's an extended voicemail and it extends dicks into my ass. Nobody wants that. The thing about the hektal liters per cubit, all right.

Michael Winning for five. Whoa! I feel like I'm being exploited financially for content. Can you wait? Pitching five, you know, Pigeon winning for five. I feel like I'm being exploited financially for content. Can you wait? Pigeon for five. Did you use an elasticator on your hemorrhoids? No.

Daffba for two pounds on the bright side. Eric Jalai sucks at making things up. He does suck. He's been lying his whole life and it's finally catching up to him. His fucking headphones off. Pigeon for five. Was she eats lots of Tyson chicken 17? Oh, because of all the hormones in it.

It'll advance. How big were the teenage girls' tits? Isn't that what happened, that it was advancing kids' puberty if they ate Tyson chicken? Like you'd get puberty two years earlier? I don't subscribe to this newsletter that you heard this on. I don't know about this. There's like a bunch of, because all chickens tainted with hormones like pushing up puberty And probably broke it along with your stupid headphones you idiot

If I find it, I'm gonna throw it out All right, let's see meow man cheggs for 50 says yara wash walk the plank you greasy piggy Gee money pants for five Shawshank Redemption or The Pianist. I also wish my waifu was here. Shawshank Redemption obviously. Yeah I don't want to watch a movie made by a PDF. Chad Bronson for 5. For once I agree with Vito I built a do it yourself bidet because of hemorrhoids. Anyways good show and you should stick with the weird alien sound. God dammit. Where is the fucking- This weird alien sound. No wait, not that one.

There you go. Maybe we can combine them. No. Uh, Brennan Swarm, five, Vito, you forgot to read the part where I said you were gay, I love you. Beach Hook for two, Vito, did you ever take out your weight loss contest money? No, it's just sitting there. A for two, Vito-

You're gonna lose it Stop saying that I fucking well, can we do it after the show? Can we transfer? I can't do shit You have to email the people I told you to email I'm mentally retarded a for two veto verse merl veto verse more logic at fata mania Geeks for five. I'm late tuning in. What did I miss nothing? Das dog for ten love y'all been reading kiwi farms become the most artistic retarded shit in the world picking on the most non-thanks dude the people going at you it's just like what are they even upset about I don't get it do you know he groomed mint salad into

what making a shit ton of money on the internet with her boyfriend what do you mean well she's actually she actually has functional autism and actually, Dick runs a prostitution service where he goes out and he recruits his fans and he has a network where he shares them with Vito and Ralph and everyone else I don't like. So I guess what we- Ha ha! I was right! Congratulations. I guess what we've learned is that if you do a show

where you talk about how other people that are stupid are stupid, they just lose their minds. Yo, hey, the quartering is kind of stupid. Yellow Flash is kind of stupid. Eric Jilai is kind of stupid. They're pedophiles! They're human trafficking. Wow, you guys are really upset by this Oh my god, I'm gonna stick my entire fan base on you

And you're a groomer and we're gonna give you a taste of your own of your own medicine if you're not careful Wow, okie dokie These guys really... They give the Batman and the Joker speech to themselves every day in the mirror. You know, the Breaking Bad speech. I'm the one who not. We're the ones who make fun of you. We're anonymous. Well, because they're deadly precious about their internet reputation, which is what I was trying to explain to this guy today where he's like, you've ruined your career,

because I'm like, what do you mean? You guys know that everyone normal fucking thinks you guys are the fucking biggest weirdos and schizo, like fucking degenerates there is, right? They go, you destroyed your career, I go, you can't go 10 words without saying six slurs. Everyone is turned off by that. When companies come to me and they go, hey, we noticed your comic and let us know what it's now. We might want to publish it abroad or whatever else. At no point do they go, also, I saw a guy on the internet

called you a pedophile. What do you think about that? You're going to, uh. Like, if you can give an example of someone going, well. They didn't credibly say it. They said, veto the pedo. Yeah. They.

Oh, really? What did he do? Answer for that? He made this joke three years ago. You do talk about it too much, though. They said, Veto the Peto. Yeah. Oh really? What did he do? Did he answer for that? He made this joke three years ago. You do talk about it too much though. I guess. Now it's like a fixation.

Now you're like over and over and over about these accusations and justifying them. Just saying. I don't know what to do with it. Ignore it. Well, when a guy says he's going gonna make a 45 minute documentary about the fact that I'm friends with Mr. Girl, and I go, I just want to understand what the complaint is. What do you mean? Because, well, you defended Mr. Girl, like-

Autism, bro. Okay. That's the complaint. Yeah, like, Mr. Girl, I think he's interesting and says crazy shit. Now you're trying to- you're crazy. Now you are trying to explain yourself to someone who has autism. I know but I want to know why- why- autism! autism! autism! Do you see a guy shitting his pants and counting dents in a car going you know I really got to get inside I got to understand why this guy loves trains so much. autism! I want to tell this guy he's like I'm doing why this guy loves trains so much. Autism. I wanna tell this guy, he's like,

I'm doing all this research for this documentary about why you're friends with Mr. Girl, and I wanna tell him, what am I doing? I'm trying to explain myself to a fucking other sort of compulsive fixator. I know, I know, I know. Do whatever you want. Go argue with fucking freaks on the internet about shit that doesn't matter all day

D'arrrrr I think that autistic people have been misled by other by Hollywood into thinking that they're not a huge burden on everyone and that they have magical powers like Harry Potter Arrrr I don't know man. It's very complicated. Ah, let's see here Yes, Kiwi Farms the the worst and Noel's retarded. Joe Ray for 20, Sci-Fi Noise is the best. One for Sci-Fi Noise. Noel's completely blown out that you make fun of him.

He's like, tried to poison your thread so you can't make fun of him anymore. I don't know. Is he that afraid of being made fun of on the internet? He's like, really hurt by it. I don't know, the way Ralph was talking about last week made me feel bad for him. He's not. He's locked. I don't know what he's doing in Serbia.

That he built. It doesn't sound very mentally healthy. And every time he's talking about us, he's going into these weird, elaborate graphic stories of pedophilia that he has invented. It's that's not healthy. So like... It's very sick and weird. It's a very sick and weird compulsion

to constantly be imagining lascivious and gross acts of people that you don't know it and have no relation to at all. It's very weird. It's very unhealthy. It's, I think the internet can cause mental illness. I don't agree with you on that, but... Do you think Mimmo was always this crazy?

I don't know. When you talked to him before, did you go, this guy's a loon, this guy's a weirdo, this guy is unhealthily fixated? Pressure can do bad, pressure can fuck up people's brains, age can fuck up people's brains. If you hang around for people too long You can I think it's a trap crazy. Yeah, you can I think of a crazy guy sits on a toilet seat

And you sit on the same toilet seat you might get as crazy I mean you can get way too into conspiracies, and then you like start to like fixate on conspiracies Other conspiracies everything is more evidence one conspiracy more evidence It's not good, but who cares? I don't. Daphbe for 5 euros. Shit last one got Shoah. Okay.

EJ won't even let us know when, where, or why is Riververse happening. Shout out to Ray's brother Chuck Dixapiez. Dixapizazz. Yeah, but Dix is not a name Ray is it a name gay is a name Dix I could Dix is not a name. It could be Austin I in next For five play veto that no weird

He played do not fucking do not hijack this mouse We're not playing songs for five bucks. It's five bucks! That's not enough money for a fucking song. But I promised, I made a promise to the fans, I deliver when I make a promise to people. Okay? I don't delay it, please. Such a gay shit. It's 37 seconds! Gay, gay, four-hour show because we got to play this Every five bucks no not everyone never plays again

It's a little song. Little song. Little song about Vito. Brought to you by Sweet Baby Incorporated. Carrying out Anita Sarkeesian's agenda since 2018. That thing at the end should have been longer. That's so funny. That's so funny. Vito likes Anita Sarkeesian.

Okay, now we can resume. Now we can move on. Geeks for Two, what size what size the vetoes booty XL box It's pretty big man. If you have something bigger for it all get a new box That's even bigger like Stu K for five We all want the voted up song about vetoes cat being gone forever add the songs the website so we can vote on them You want a ranking? That would be fun

I don't know how hard that would be to do Cole Marklin for two sci-fi sound is the best video your taste is trash I don't know how hard that would be to do. Cole Marklin for two, sci-fi sound is the best, Vito, your taste is trash. Brandon Swan for two, Dick, 99 overall episode, Vito, 81, which is high for you. Thank you. Oh, that's how many we've won? No, I think that's just our grade for the episode.

Oh, wow, thanks. I'm getting a 99. Is he going to be grading us every time? Yeah, give us grades. Give us grades in the chat. Vito, you're getting an 81. My con for two. He said it was high.

Shut up. Jim Jeffries also stitched up your boy. I know, everybody's Jim Jeffries. A for two, Vito, looking like a third Mario brother faduigi. Rikada lies here for $20 gay. When are you leaving your cream puff boyfriend getting down on my show?

You're gonna join Riketa and Nick, baby? Oh yeah, I'm gonna go on Nick's show. All right, well there you go. Steve for five, shout out to my cousin who just left basic training. Private Lee I swallow, that's pretty good. I swallow come. I swallow come. Okay. That's pretty good. I Swall-oakum. I Swall-oakum.

Oh. Private Lee I Swall-oakum. David Gomez for two. Nick acts like such a chad for looking like such a slur. Got a couple more super chads. Which slur did you mean by that, sir? I don't know.

Cole Martlin for two. Vito, when are you going to get it together. Thank you random guy Oh, you're gonna get your life together and your acts together Together with mr. Groves destroyed my life. You know, what are you gonna get your career on track? Once I get the magical Negro League jacket, everything's gonna be fine You said I should just say it and now you're saying I shouldn't say it. Can I say it or not? When are you gonna stop hanging around with this Mr. Girlin' fella that you do all your

stuff with? I don't hang out with him, I just talk to him sometimes. You gotta get your career going. You need to get your real going. You need to get yourself a real. I'm real? Go on auditions. You gotta get on more audition

What I'm doing Pearson McPearson's we're not though for 10, and we hate you Can I get another veto the gay team guy? No, you paid money for it? You pay money for it then do your pirate bit or I'm gone. No you paid money for it I don't you paid money. He paid ten bucks for this It's not this is you what's your bit then my fit is money play the song people don't send me little songs to play I don't have a fucking little team of assholes You gotta get your career on track, that's why Vito. Why don't you have a bunch of songs about how much I suck? Too busy supporting Mr. Girl, that's why.

Do your other songs- Don't you want to see if there's any more- Play your music. Don't you want to see if there's any more Super Chats though? Just do your little bit, I'm gonna like fucking play fucking Flappy Bird or something. Do your little thing. Okay. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo So get out the scaler, I smash it to shit! Pee-to's booty! Pee-to's booty!

Pee-to's booty! Pee-to's booty! Pee-to's booty! What's it gonna be? A penis-swoggle? Penis-swallow? What's it gonna be? Shake the box. No, I will not shake the box, and I'm gonna take it off the table in case you think of smashing the table so it shakes.

Hold it up above your head. Oh... Ah! There you go. There you go! I've held it up above me head. It's got like a pop figure in there. No, it doesn't have a pop figure.

Let's, uh, let's... It's got something expensive. Okay, let's smash it. Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho- Pop figure it's got something expensive Remember I said I was gonna put something good in the box last the way why'd you say you were gonna put something in the box? What is it is it actually good wait, what is it? Wouldn it actually good? Wait? What is it? Wouldn't you like to know you know that you want it? What is it it's getting smashed do you even want to know just smash it All right good good It's another black Alright good, good, good, good, good, good.

It's another black guy. It's another black guy, that's not how to say it. This is an Amazon exclusive, this is Year of the Shield. This was in like a special box too. Alright, well are you smashing it or am I smashing it? Go for it here. Alright. That is kinda cool. I feel bad smashing this one. Too smashing it? Go for it here. Alright.

That is kinda cool. I feel bad smashing this one. Too bad, you fucking smashed it. Alright, you got a camera? What do I do? No, don't fucking do that one! Well, what do you mean not do that one? Who cares? It's not gonna do anything. People want to see it get smashed. That's part of the bit. Oh wow, it's got a little bobble head too.

Just smash it! I'm gonna put the camera on it for two seconds I'll do it okay there we go all right I said I was gonna I got a shield me eyes from this one like soft plastic it's not even gonna break. That's what I told you! You should have left it in the fucking box then and smashed it. What, and smash a box? At least it shows up on the camera then, watch your hands. Okay. Wow. See? Wow, look at that. It does something. Cool. Which one was better? Which one was better? What a bit. What a bit.

Oh shit! No, you actually broke it. Okay, but I just smash it like a man. There's a little brain. Get your fucking career on track. It's a joke. Oh, that's it is a little bobblehead, which is cute. All right, we have smashed the Falcon Captain Falcon there. Oh, no Oh no sorry he's Captain America now. Wait what is he? See it says the Falcon in the Winter Soldier but then it says he's Captain America so why don't they call it Captain America in the Winter Soldier? I don't like this Marvel shit man.

Fido who just got 50 bucks for sitting there and smashing a toy is upset by it. Wait, how do I get 50 bucks for that? Cause that's a super chat. You get half of that, I get 25. Wow, we had a great show. What a baby. Let's see our top supporters, guys, once again. Please vote on all the problems at biggestproblem.show.

And bonus episode, Biggest Problem in Prisons One of our best bonus episodes, if not the best bonus episode F1 fan for fives is money, and that's the best kind of stupid shit We will be back next Friday with more fun Happy three year anniversary to this stupid show Which has just... I'm gonna put something good in the box next week No you're not! You're not ever gonna put anything good in the box I am I do have good stuff what's the last good

thing I got the fucking dragon I don't want a dragon that's not a good one should have smashed it then oh I don't know what it is till after you can still I mean it's kind of cool but I don't want it I don't have any room for it. I want little things I don't want things that are gonna do like take up my whole apartment I want like a magic card I want like a comic book or something. I have got good magic cards. I know you have good magic cards. I've got really good magic cards. I know you've been holding on to them for months. Alright I know the game you're playing you're trying to you're trying to lure me into a situation where I go he's never gonna put anything in the box so that I keep smashing and smashing and smashing. And then after I smash like four things in a row, then you're gonna put an $800 magic card in the box. Whoa, maybe, but maybe I'll just do it next week. Or maybe I'll just get Mother's Milks

till the end of fucking time. I'm out of Mother's Milks. No, you're not. That's why I put that one in there. There's no way you're out of Mother's Milks. That you're not that's why I put that one in there. No way you're out of mother's milk That's not possible every mother's milk in America is in your fucking garage Okay, goodbye everyone. Have fun everybody. Oh and don't forget. Please follow me on Whatnot where I'm selling Magic Cards Veto comedy on whatnot. Okay. Goodbye. Bye. Bye