The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 148

Episode Date: July 13, 2024

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He's an eager boy today. A very eager boy. What do we got? Is the sound working? I would hope so. Yes, yes. One of our epic transitions. Yeah, that's working.

One of our very epic transitions. Oh, man. It's been too hot this week. Maybe that's why I can't sleep. You know what I can't? I know that's definitely why I can't sleep. It's a nightmare. It's terrible. hot this week. Maybe that's why I can't sleep. You know what I know? That's definitely why I can't sleep. It's a nightmare. It's terrible.

Sitting in it. And it makes it worse that my girlfriend's sleeping next to me soundly, dead asleep at 10 o'clock, and I'm up until four in the morning. See, I was going to say, what time do you go to bed? Because I find that I actually do need to adjust my sleep schedule, because you can't work during the day. It's too hot at night. At least it's like I can work during the day. I can't I can't it's too hot.

It's like just I'm gonna eat during the day. I can eat during the day. I can't work. I can play magic cards. Okay, what do you mean work when you say work? I'm saying like I can't focus. I'm just like I can't write for sure. I can't I know I can't really I don't have that problem. You write while hot? Hot or while you're Mexican. Yeah, we're out there. My brothers, I see them out there in their blue jeans and their two long sleeve shirts. Some of them, I think, what the fuck is that? I'm from Massachusetts,

it's an unnatural climate for me and my people. Yeah. I guess the Italian summers are probably pretty hot, huh? I wouldn't know. Wait, summers in Italy? Yeah. Something about Europe is just always sweltering. Yeah.

Italy, Greece, you drink your fancy lemonade with your pinky out there. What's that? You don't want the pinky to get hit. I don't know. Something about those cities and the men the swarthiness of them they're just it always just feels so much hotter than it is like it's a body heat.

Those Europeans they're filthy people. And they have been ever since they arrived from Senegal. I think we got a show. Let's just get right into it. Let's do this thing. Oh shit, did I have? I think I wrote everything down here. My voice is fucked from no one. Biggest problem in the universe. Welcome to the Biggest Problem in the Universe, The only show that ranks every problem in the universe! From poor scene invaders to ask me again laters? Is that right?

Sir Troll Alarm, Dick Maddison. Joining me is always Vito Giswoldi. Hi, Dick! From piggies all over to sticky controllers by mushrooms. From the lights going out leaving you blind to Vito's wishing death upon his very own kind. What about? No, hogs are my kind. What do you think about that?

That's not bad. Yeah? I love the hog people. I don't want to, look, it's a tragedy. I'm sure we'll get into that in a little bit. I feel bad. You know, I hate talking about not being able to sleep because everyone hates that shit.

You talk about how you're not asleep and then it's just like the worst thing you could ever Conversation you could say I couldn't sleep Really yeah, you don't know if you didn't know that you I'm the guy should evaluate yeah Yeah, but then I thought maybe I should just lean into it and just that's all I talk about all right Sleeps in it's an interesting topic man. Okay. Are you? You ready? We're not talking about super killer at all today good. I don't want to jinx it well

There's nothing to do it might come out before the movie and we talk about it before the movie But if you think before the official Movie date none are none of these early preview dates or whatever the hell those not Friday Friday You know yeah, it's Friday. Yeah, that's when the hell those Friday Friday, you know Yeah, that's when the movie comes out. Oh, and that's when you go into the ground Why do I agree to these like ridiculous, you know, it's not actually I don't know why people agree to anything I just kind of build these scenarios and they're like shit really and I'm like Yeah, that's totally real. It has to happen or it's the worst thing in the world everybody dies and it's like alright We just accept it. That's what it is

Did you get the thermos figured out yet thermoses are on their way everyone's gonna love the thermos It's great And you did you stop doing the whole shipping, extra money for shipping, bitch? Or is that, are you still doing that joke? It's not extra money. It's the shipping money. You're not charging people for that, don't worry. Well, we'll see what happens.

No erasure, big winner. Yeah, well that sucks. People like saying no. It's a shitty fucking no. They can't say no to a person, so they wanna say no to a robot. My feral hog's problem was very well researched. I don't know what.

Cause it was only happening in Texas. No, I said it was happening in 42 US states and 3 Canadian provinces. And especially at Disneyland. They have a huge feral hog problem, right? Um, yeah but then you talked about all that psycho shit like that you liked watching him get trapped and killed the problem is you you Alienated your audience you brought them in and and leonated them and then you alienated them somebody had a good comment

Which is veto has a way of saying something that's completely like agreeable But saying in a way that makes you not want to agree with it just based on the way. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Exactly. I'll take that that's fair Rolling blackouts feral hogs Can't even get second video games mini games that assume you have a working controller You know what and now I'm playing Grand Theft Auto 5 now I think that I was dead wrong on that minigames are shitty thing.

Why, cause you like the minigames? I think I do. Which minigames are in that one? Fucking flying a plane around through like hoops, doing a jet ski, doing a dune buggy. Did you play Mario Odyssey? That had some cool little... Did... Or like how you run around the city and you get a jump rope and there's an RC car. Yeah. That was fun. I was doing the jump rope for my jump rope and there's an RC car. Yeah, that was fun

I was doing the jump rope for my nephew. I was beating it for him and You have to jump it like 100 times and right at the end He started like clapping and fucked up your beat. He was going like yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, and I was like, you know freaking out cuz I can't I don't know how to handle like If it was my sister dude I would say shut the fuck up right? and I'm like oh oh oh oh and I fucked up the last one and everybody turned to one like what's wrong with you and he's like what? everybody he's like what did I do? everybody knew that he screwed it up when you were clapping you're like messing him up

you threw off the rhythm of the jump rope there's a way to glitch that and get a brick in there and you just end up standing on it, the jump rope goes around you and you get infinite. That's that is what you would do. Very cool. Okay. Hack the Movies says Vito is literally 400 pounds and legit wants us to think that he only eats half a candy bar. First of all, I'm not 400 pounds. Second of all, Tony's head is 400 pounds. Yeah, Tony's head is 400 pounds. Forehead hundred pounds. 400 pounds second of all I have Tony's head is for yeah said Tony's head is 400 pounds forehead 100 pounds um And then secondly what I give I will eat half a candy bar. I'll eat a whole candy bar

Are you serious? I'm dead serious. I put the other half in the like freezer for later For like 10 minutes from now like the next day like while you're chewing you wanted to keep cold I don a big thing it's a lot of candy I'm not big on how big are you getting like airport Toblerone Toblerone's is that what you know like a Twix like a Twix has like two bars so I'll eat one Twix bar you eat them both at the same time no that's supposed to be like I don't want to eat them both at the same time I want to eat one and then I'll eat the other one for later I don't buy a lot of candy anyway you know by the way I found a bunch of half red vines in the red vine tub. Yes I did. Okay well that means that a bunch of people at the party did the exact same thing I did. Like Vito and another guy named Smito. I don't

eat red vines! That was the one time, I haven't eaten a red vine in probably two years and I took part of one to see if I still like, I wanted to see it. I'm like, maybe I still hate this. I said, do I still hate this? Yeah, that's basically what I did. I don't really like these. The real Dio Brando says, I'll eat just half a red vine, half a Snickers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Johnny Rockett says, Vito, Vito says, there's nothing weird about watching pigs and Chinese burn to death. Mr. Beast gives brown people houses. Vito, there's something sinister going on here. Yeah. I'm not burning the Chinese people.

If I was, you know, contributing to it, I would understand. Waylon says it sounds more like Vito would rather watch poor people being tortured than see them get homes or money. Not tortured. What do you think an industrial lathe is? Look, I know, again, I just wanna know what's going on,

which is my favorite quote of all time from the show. Don't you think it's a little odd that when people get killed, you're like trying to share it happily, gleefully, but when Mr. Beast buys someone a house, you're like, this guy is some kind of a Jewish plant it's not that it's bad that he bought them a house it's just the amount of like like oh my god Mr. Beast is such a good do you see he's running for president yeah he's running for president

yeah he's not and he's gonna do something for everyone he said yeah he's not gonna divide anyway i'm just like a good guy guys i'm just like a good guy life isn't complex he could pick people don't have houses i'll just build a hundred of guys. I'm like a good guy life isn't complex. He could fit people don't have houses I'll just build a hunter of them make a video out of it. You probably could good I'm glad you could probably fix Israel Palestine All the complexities of life down to little tic-tacs and 12 second videos of yeah Oh, I went to the drive-thru and there's a homeless guy without shoes and I bought him an accordion and now he's a fucking Remember there was that that homeless guy who had like a good radio voice because it used to be like a radio guy

Yeah, yeah, and then he blew it all yeah Yeah, they got him back on his feet They brought him in a fucking suit, and then he just went back and he did a bunch of math I'm pretty sure yeah, I did see that that was funny well, so you understand well. He blew it though It's not something. It's hitting it randomly sucked into an industrial saying the situation is like oh my god if there were more people like mr Beast the world would be so much better No, they're just gonna take all those houses They're gonna rip the copper out of the walls is the same as what they're doing

Why would they rip copper out of their own house cuz they don't get cuz they're gonna go move to their cousin's house They'd rather just have the money so they can buy fucking their prima's house or whatever Okay, it's like in LA right now but they didn't do that they didn't what you're saying didn't happen what what's happening okay they own that house sure then maybe they'll live there forever I don't know it's like in LA right now all the liberals have gotten together and they go we're building a big yeah wonderful hotel for the homeless it's gonna be a luxury thing it's gonna all these... It's gonna be the worst rape factory you've ever built on the history of the planet. It'll be like the tenth level of hell.

You can't just take a bunch of homeless people and move them into a LA high-rise. Don't give them walls. That's the last thing you should do. Definitely don't give them locks on the door. Don't give them any privacy at all so you can live here. Make it out of glass. 24-7 video surveillance and a team of guys with sticks to come hit you the second you start trying to rape or that's what liberals do mr. Beast who's a conservative Is he I don't know well, that's the same. He can't he's not divisive No, no, that's what he said. He said I'll listen to can't say I'll listen to both sides

And I'll find a compromise that works for Americans you go. I want them to die. What's the compromise on abortion? You're either killing a baby or you're not. You can't half kill a baby, okay? There's no middle ground there. Yeah, there is. Not really. At the end of the day, if you kill even one baby, you're pissing off a lot of people. Even the rape babies, they're like, no, you gotta keep the rape babies too.

Oh yeah, that's a touchy subject. And Mr. Beast goes, I'll just find a compromise. He had this big tweet about how if he was president, he'd be the great uniter. I genuinely think you'd, cause what if he goes to Planned Parenthood and just starts throwing money out? Hey, you wanna get an abortion?

Here's 10 grand. Great. That will 100% stop it. I'm sorry, I thought that was- No, I'm still getting one. Here's $100,000. I thought that was the liberal governmental policy. Didn't we already do that during COVIDovac? No, they know they

Ever get any money they want their pals to get it anyway. He's you know what? He's great Mr. Beast could I was some mr. Beast video great mr. Beast versus Planned Parenthood Right. If you just said I'll give you a thousand dollars not to abort your kid. Yeah. Yeah If you just said I'll give you a thousand dollars not to abort your kid. Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe that maybe that'll be And then she says no and he goes to another guy. I'll pay you $2,000 to stop her to marry her. It's not that I like her kid. There's a lot of bartering. It's a good system. I'm not the enemy of Mr. Beast look. Oh, yeah You are yeah, you're just like an ankle biter. I'm not even an ankle biter. There's a lot of other things I think about.

It's just interesting that he gets, I don't know. Everybody gets so zazzed. People are very upset with you, Mr. Beast. Well, I don't care. He can cure my fat. He does severe. How would he cure obesity? That would be helpful.

Nobody wants to help the poor. They wanna help the poor. Cause you guys did this to yourself. You guys would be really, you know what? I think that society, if this ozempic stuff catches on, we have way less fat people. I think everybody's not, like, the fat people will feel better. But society as a whole will have an overall decline

in quality of life. Oh, why? Because you enjoy having fat people. No, we don't. No, you do! No, we don't. Absolutely. Yeah, you exactly. You need something to hate. No. You can hate the fat people. We can hate you even when you're skinny because you're obnoxious. No, it won't be as good. It won't be as easy. It won't be as easy as it is now. It will be. No. Because you'll all be talking about Ozempic all day. You're gonna be having to find the fat at heart people. You're gonna need a fat at heart and monitoring

Maybe we should have to wear an ozempic. Yeah we can focus your heads are the size of lollipops Yeah, like Tony Frank maybe we can get a patches that everybody has to wear. Yeah, our bands if you're an ozempic guy Yeah, no sweat. I'm a no sweater. Mm-hmm. That's what it would be You're gonna be very upset once all the fat people are gone. No, I remember the 90s. Not gonna have us to kick the 90s. There's not nearly as many fat people as in the 90s. Not as many, but it was still going on. Jay Berg says, Vito, I don't have a door for my bathroom.

And also, Vito, I pay $50 a week to get my laundry done. Yeah. That is a bit peculiar, wouldn't you say? No, I don't see the connection. Are you saying that? The reason I don't have the door is not cuz I can't afford the door Yeah, I guess I could pay a guy to rehang the door going the other way Maybe the laundry guy could come do it Maybe the laundry guy could come change pay like some Mexican lady

Then your neighborhood to do your laundry and not send it out to like a fold. It's the same price What are you talking about? It's not that much price.'s the same price, you just like call out the window. Hey you, you wanna do? They come, they pick it up, I don't even have to talk to anybody. They come, they pick it up, they drop it off, it's all folded. Okay, well.

People are just mad that I'm enjoying the finer things in life. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. All the benefits of a girlfriend. All the benefits of a girlfriend. It's only 50 bucks. And none of the sex. Sounds cool.

Dick, I do have a quick segment. It's a new segment that I wanted to bring in. And a fan has produced a stinger of... Is this a video stinger? But I don't know if you're going to see the video. Is it stupid? It's very stupid. It's not...

Okay. I mean, maybe. Do you want me to pull it up? Put it on, I guess. Do you want me to put the video part up? Yeah, they took time to make it alright alright alright. This is a segment. I call See here well you can see what I'm doing you don't need to like is a segment called dick Pocracy well my mouse isn't even over the whatever just play it Wait a minute dick pock racy. Yeah

Like it's like Dickpock racy, which is like what which is like a hypocrisy meaning what meaning you're a hypocrite What you are all the time you constantly just for the sake of an argument or anything will just completely Change your beliefs to try and shit on me And I won't yes you will there you go yeah all right And I have a great example that is I have contradicted myself Yes, very contradictory and it's called the dick poc racy dick pock racy is the name of the segment Pock racy we could call it the dick pock racy. I think that would be awesome. Okay, the dick pock racy man

How hard is boogie winning right now? This is boogie summer you see that he's faking his cancer We're gonna get him. Oh, baby. This is king shit stop distracting for my bit All right, so this is you on the last step. He's like that fat guy in Dune now Yeah, the hobanist Roganus or whatever his name is it floats around and kills those kids by ripping their hearts out I hate that I know the name and you just put a hogamist Rogamist in my head and I go shit That's all I can think about now. What's his name? Hogmas? Oh you fucking asshole. Agatha Hoganus or something. No, something. Oh the fucking good. Oh, man I can only remember the Atreides now I can't the Harkonnens Baron Harkonnen Bargis Harkonnen

What's his real name though that those parents didn't name him that the Baron Harkonnen? I don't know his first name They just call him the Baron. It's like the Pope you get a new name when you know Okay, so this was you on the last episode when we were talking on the topic of feral hogs. You're pulling clips of me? Yes. For your... Dicnocracy? Dicnocracy.

Alright. Oh, you know what? It's depressing. I don't want to watch this. It's not depressing. It's taking care of an invasive species. You see the video of them like electrifying Asian carp? They're like running into the thing to escape getting shot by some Mexican, illegal Mexican. Hey Snowflake, welcome to the fucking real world, okay? There is six million piglets. I don't want to watch it, it's not funny.

Six million of them. I don't think this is a little much. I like meat. It's a little much. I think that they should be slaughtered humanely. But this is crazy. You can't slaughter them humanely, they're too smart. You can't like, what are you going to do?

That makes it worse. I'm just saying it's a little much. It's a little much Okay, so your point was of course that the idea of murdering these poor defenseless animals killing it's not murder does not Use the term murder. I did not know cuz it's an animal clip again, and you definitely said murder you want to bet Yeah, what do you want to bet five bucks? You can't eat for a month. Okay I can't eat for a month. Okay, and I can't drink you said I can't drink Depressing I don't want to watch this depressing. It's take care of an invasive species

You see the video of like electrifying Asian car running into the thing to escape getting shot by some Mexican illegal like welcome to the fucking real world, okay? There is six million piglets. I don't wanna watch it, it's not funny. Six million piglets. I don't think this is a little much, like I like meat, I think that they should be slaughtered humanely, but this is just crazy. You can't slaughter them humanely,

they're too smart, you can't like, Oh man. You got five seconds left, you think it's gonna, you wanna double or nothing? I could've sworn, alright, well maybe it was in a different part of the clip. I could have sworn you said I don't use words wrong buddy boy It's very important. I fucked up. There's no we on this side of the table. I won't eat. I was wrong, but Okay, okay, so what's your point your point is that it's uh you don't watch it I don't get off would you want to participate in it? Would you want to kill some hogs? I don't think so you don't think so. Okay. Well, it's funny cuz you were on a different

Podcast yeah, and I couldn't get the clip but I was able to get a transcript of what you said on this podcast Okay, and I fed it into an AI Generator, that's how I know it's a effort this was a generator. That's how I know it's a good bit of how much effort goes into it. This was an accurate transcription of what you said, I want to say about maybe five, six years ago. I don't know how old this was, but... Probably more like ten. Probably more like ten years ago. Ten years ago here from Dick, the Dickacritz own mouths. Oh, the Dickacritz. Yeah. Let's hear what you said.

So I call my life coach up. Like last week, week and a half ago, maybe two weeks ago, because my cousin in Nebraska wants to go hog hunting. And here is the catch. We can get a helicopter. We can go helicopter hog hunting, hunting big ass boars and hogs and javelinas or whatever they've got wherever we're going from a helicopter like pretending we're in Vietnam, right? Yeah, brap brap brap brap

You should have made me read it. That's the bid have me read the transcript. Were you gonna read the transcript? Of course, what am I you? I'm not gonna step all over bits at it for ego. Well, regardless it seems like there was a point in time at which you were all gung-ho about getting on a helicopter and using a machine gun to murder Defenseless feral hogs and now for some reason probably because you're a fucking liar You have to always come down on me and anything I say you go. Oh, you know, that's that's horrible

You know, nobody should treat those animals the way you would treat them I would never want to deliver harm onto those animals that is stupid. You're a stupid It's not a waste of time. I don't get it. I don't even get That is that you just say whatever you think will hurt me There's a simpler. There's a much simpler explanation for this. What is that? I'm old. Yeah, you are old. You forget. I don't think it's funny to kill things anymore.

Well, regardless. I've seen too many deaths now. I'm like, uh, no, I remember too many dead people now. It's not so funny to shoot hogs from a helicopter as it was. I will say some time has passed. I can understand. I can feel death, but your your your Your indignation like I can't understand how anyone would think this is okay

Well, you're caging them. When there's a fucking a transcript of you. Oh the cage is the problem if anything the cage It just happens. It's not good in the fucking playing the Vietnam music or whatever a vlogger Yeah, you don't get you know it's funny. I was thinking about the clip that I was thinking about that clip while I was What the I was making fun of you the while I was criticizing you I was remembering the clip you're remembering this And you're going oh man. I'm gonna get nailed on this way. I was like oh, yeah, it's just fun I get to shit on video anyway. This has been the dickocracy. If anyone has any other clips of the dickacrit, uh, give, you know, just saying whatever, you know, just lying or, you know, feigning indignation,

I'm sure that would be a great way to expand on this bit. You know, I gotta tell ya, I... If you pitched me this bit, the premise of it, I would say, there's no way you're gonna do it correctly and yet here I guess it's super easy to do correctly I thought we did alright There you go Thank you to our fan who sent that in I don't know if they want their name read but we do appreciate Who was it? Was it Sturgis?

No Sturgis is mad about something else Sturgis is an angry, angry guy. Sexy lady nipples that he's got. That's what he's angry about. If I had nipples like that, I'd be mad too. Arranged his little... He's got nipples like it turns, it just turns into the chest.

Like it's just the chest and it's smooth and then it's the nipple and then it's back, like ghost nipples. Can you imagine watching, what were those old cartoons where there'd be the bad guy, but then you'd have a little hairy henchman who was. I'd go like snarf. Yeah, like snarf No, it wasn't snarf good

Well, I mean My version of cartoons they didn't really have my parents like seeing people allow that thing It's like seeing bebop and rock. I want to be like Rocksteady. I wanna be a big- My mom was gonna develop the planet. Sure. You know? Anyway, that is Sturges' role in life, Eric Jellai's little hobbit. Okay. Well, you're the winner, Dick.

Why don't you give us a problem? Data breaches. Oh man. Who got data breached? AT&T released every call anyone ever made and every text that everyone ever made. You see that? Is that true?

Yeah, the compromised data includes, and they sat on it for a couple months just to make sure. The hackers or AT&T? AT&T. That the recommendation of the DOJ. Okay. They sat on this info. If every text from every AT&T customer has been released.

Yeah. It's not the, I don't think it's the actual text. I think it's just that that a text happened Okay, so you know that your wife is cuz when I heard that texting a guy I started thinking I'm like if that happened society would just like South Park episode fucking done blow Yeah It would be if you had the complete records of what everyone's been saying to everyone else if I could see what all The fucking shit people are saying about me whatever society was before that moment is we would have a different society We have a different society now AT&T said the compromised data included the telephone numbers of nearly all of its cellular customers and the customers of wireless providers

Why do they have that on record? Why is that being held onto? Well Vito, you know, that was my one big question. Why are you guys holding on? It's like, well we beefed up our security. We went ahead and changed we're using multiple passwords now. We're writing them down and then we're keeping that on us

instead of just letting it sit around. Yeah, and I'm back here going why are you guys saving all, can you guys delete this stuff? Can you delete it? I assume that this is a... Can you go on Fiverr and hire someone to delete it? This is some Patriot Act shit, I would assume.

That they have to retain all this information? I assume the FBI probably told them like... Because the NSA needs a backup? Well, you guys got, just in case we fuck up, can we have the... I assume that if they ever need to build a case against a terrorist, or just, you know, see which terrorist is talking to which terrorist, they want to be able to go back 20 years. Delete my shit, man. Yeah, well, you know, I think the odd, the, uh, I think it's not worth holding onto that

to stop terrorists, but... I don't think this has anything to do with terrorism, though. You're just, like, plugging that part in. I mean, why else would they hold onto it? Just for funsies? There's gotta be a reason. Yeah. Yes, for funs it just for funsies? There's got to be a reason. Yes, for funsies. Because they got no idea what else to do.

Because somebody's like, oh, should I delete this? And the guy's like, eh, you better hold on to it. Let's see. Nearly all of it's between May and October 2022. The stolen logs also contain a record of every number AT&T customers called or texted, including customers of other wireless networks. And the number of times they interacted and the call duration, man.

Ooh. Was Epstein on AT&T? Because that could be pretty interesting. I hope so. We're in the, yeah. Yeah, I want to know who's calling who. Importantly, AT&T said the stolen data did not include. Oh, OK.

So I went over all these. Is that data out there is it still like they like somebody's got well But I'm saying is it on the dark web in a way like some you can get it or like somebody's got it But we don't know who I Don't know I don't I don't trust them to know you could do a lot of damage with just that you could know shit Yeah, that's fucking nice Remember when adult friend Finder got hacked and Ashley Madison and everybody was like. I was gonna say the worst one was Ashley Madison

because all these people's fucking affairs got blown up. With Indian men pretending to be women. Didn't Ashley Madison give everybody like a $20 gift card or something? And they're like, yeah, sorry about that. That's the worst part. Sorry you destroyed your marriage. We leaked all your data, but we're gonna go we're gonna make it right

We're gonna give you $12. Yeah, and you get 30 seconds of identiGuard That's where if somebody steals your identity it tells you the credit bureau will let you know yeah Those are so fucking useless. Give me nothing. I get that. Can you guys be identiGuarding me all the time? Yeah, isn't that important maybe part of it. You mean you can just identic-guarding me all the time? Isn't that important? Shouldn't that be part of it? You mean you can just turn it off and on? What's the difference? Chase Bank, because I have Chase and they offer you free credit web monitoring or whatever.

I don't get to learn. Your data is on the dark web. And I go, well, what do you mean? And they go, well, we can't tell you. I'm like, what do you mean you can't tell them? And and they go all we can tell you is that it's for this email address I go I use that email address on a thousand different websites you telling me was one of the dark web is not helpful I'm a dark web buddy on the dark letter The dark like when a sex offender moves in now well what kind of sex offender yeah?

Which kind what do you mean? You guys should have pruned this like yeah there should be a color coding of like did he pee in a park or did he whiter it gets he on a kid cuz there's a two different things yeah yeah you ever get caught peeing oh outside yeah not by a cop one time we were walking around drunk and I was relieved myself on a tree a cop rolls It was the middle of night crop rolls up with like a fucking spotlight in front of all my friends fucking ass She's a spotlight. Oh, yeah, I was like, I don't know 20 years. Um, we've been out drinking 21 22 I'm like bro. Come on. It's middle of night. Let me pee on a tree. What do you fucking care?

They set up stings. Yeah, my friend got got caught peeing outside of a bar Yeah, and they did the same thing and you know wrote him a ticket and stuff He's like how the fuck did you see me guys like you know to tell you the truth We just think everybody comes out right here I guess goes to this right out the bar, and it's like luring a pissers over when you became a cop Did you think like man? I can't wait to see guys shine a flashlight on their dicks. Yeah. Like, how dare you?

Probably. Yeah. Um. Did they get off on it? Adahar is an Indian hack? A billion people with their names and addresses. That doesn't matter. I don't care about that at all. None of those people are real.

Did they eat anything? Hahaha! I don't even think I could explain the concept to them. Yeah. Your photo's up, and they're like, oh, like a lady? Like a sexy lady? I don't even think I could explain the concept to them. Yeah, you're your Photos up like oh like a lady like a sexy lady No, you photo of you your data, but a lady's got it No

Equifax Every any any registry gun registry especially whatever registry, anytime Elon's Israeli identity, whatever it was, that he wanted everyone to register for. Okay. I don't remember this. Oh, Elon Musk said, hey, in order to get Twitter bucks, you got to sign up with this Israeli identity card. Oh, how long did that last?

Like two seconds? Yeah. I think a bunch of the guys said like, uh... Bro, we're not giving all our info to Israel. We're not giving it to Mossad, are you nuts? What are you fucking talking about? US sucks, bud. Yeah. There's a lot of that. Remember when they were trying to make a...

At least I can say no to US guys. Why is it always like, oh man, we're the free speech alternative. You guys should get our freedom phones made with Chinese spyware on them. And you're like, can you guys just stop fucking around? Because it's a scam? Yeah. Is that the answer? Impact, I don't know, I wrote a bunch of these dumb things.

Data breaches. Stop holding onto it. Just delete it. Yeah. Stop. There's a lot of data these companies don't need. And they're holding onto it. Yeah. Stop. There's a lot of data that these companies don't need. They're holding onto it. Yeah.

I will say again. We'll get 10 bucks. Maybe we'll get a free text message. And then my uncle comes along, and after these kids hack all these celebrity nudes, gets them off. Wait, what? I've told that story a million times. The guy who hacked all the iPhones,

he stole the celebrity nudes. The fappening guy? Yeah. I've told this story on the show. I remember. My uncle stole the celebrity nudes the fappening guy. Yeah I remember my uncle was his lawyer and he got him off completely. I Was like one of my uncle's like greatest cases everyone I Was a good lawyer cuz he's you know He's got that just well I would think you need to be like a scumbag lawyer to get somebody off who's a legit criminal. The Giswoldi lawyer family were a bunch of scumbags and weirdos. That guy got off?

Well he got off in more ways than one. Wow. My uncle went in there and he said- Cause he just sent them links, right? And they clicked on it. Yeah, yeah, he just said, hey, hey, your iCloud, oh my god, you gotta reset your- it was just like a phishing scan, it was like stupidity. I hate that shit.

And then all these dumb celebrities were like, oh my god my eye clone I could have fixed my eye clown And he got all their naked photos. He put him on 4chan. My uncle went your honor. Come on. Come on, your honor You looked you your honor. You looked you think you got that case and was it it was like a guy and he goes, thank God Pretty much. It was a female judge. He would have been in trouble. That's it. It was a male judge. So I got the guy off. Nice knowing you, buddy. I gotta get my uncle to do some cool lawyer videos. That would be fun.

Talking about that stuff. It's a fun lawyer. That, I was on top of it. So there's the half of my family that is very competent at what they do. It's like a bunch of lawyers and wasps and shit Hey, and that's my mom's side of the family two years to make a car There have is a bunch of fucking drunks and weirdos from the Italian side of my family is fucked. Yeah, okay

that's where all the depression and Anxiety comes from the wasps. You have depression The wasps are killing it the wasps side of me does great the the Italian side of me does great. The Italian side of me is like, ah, hey, I wish I could go back to the old world. How often are you watching those mangling Chinese people videos? Well, if I need to pick me up, you know, if I'm really down in the dumps,

I'll go watch a Chinese guy falling into a trash compactor, and suddenly I just It puts things in perspective you learn valuable lessons from that stuff. No, you don't I I have learned a lot of was Just getting off on it. I have learned don't go to Brazil for any reason Why cuz they have penises the women of cocks no because you just get shot every two Okay, the crime rate is not good. I've learned don't ride a bike next to anything It does not matter like bikes just exist to get pulled under the wheels of something Yes, 100% our guys just like have fun He's like riding a bike is fun, and then he hits a rock like just like a like a pebble

He's like oops and then ends up in my fucking fucking wheels of a fucking 16 wheeler and you're like wow That sucks You learn a lot from those videos I was very sad when they got rid of that reddit board What reddit board? It was called Watch People Die on reddit Vito! What? This was a very popular board

It's more big what you're doing is not good I don't care everybody's doing it You gotta give that shit up Okay those feral hog videos again had 13 million views You're trying to make it sound like I'm the only guy Now you're talking about gore videos Die oh my god that board was super popular and we got a bunch of comments people going you know Vito Uh, I kind of go I miss ogre shtoncom. I know what you're talking about. Look some of it's too much

Yeah, the dismembering too much. I don't watch that stuff, but then there's somebody who's gonna freak out like you are when you say that Well, I just know it is interesting Well fine you can watch it I can't watch a guy get his fucking arms and limbs cut off by the cartel But you know like shootings you don't want to watch like a thief get shot. That's good didn't Isis do those beheading videos Yeah, it was too. It was overproduced. It was way overproduced. They were not interesting. It's like you need Yeah, it was better Blair Witch project. It was better whenproduced. They were not interesting. It's like you need to take the scare out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was better. It was like the Blair Witch Project.

It was better when it was Blair Witch Project. $200 million budget. I'm not scared of this shit. They added all this music and swooping cranes. Like you don't need a crane shot. Yeah. Alright, let's dolly in real quick. Just lob his head off. It fades out right when you see the witch. I'm the witch. I'm the Blair Witch.

ISIS is a classic overproduction issue. You think they were confused? It was like, why aren't people watching? Why are we not going viral? And then they brought out some Jewish guy. It's like, oh, it's because. They're like, oh, you fucking bastard. I told you.

It has to be low budget. You have to feel like you're really there. You don't feel like you're there if there's a CG overlay with the stats of the deceased! It puts a layer of abstraction between the audience and the content! I do remember when ISIS was really kicking up their production and me learning after- That slow-mo of squirting blood out of it. It looked dumb. But I remember I was learning After Effects at the time and I said, I gotta get to this level at least though.

I was like, I was like, cause this does, you know, it's not right for this, but it's, it's cool. It's cool. If the WWE were making a promo for the Undertaker. The Undertaker. And it like spins around and it slows down again. It's kind of from, and then all his stats are on the side coming up in a little fucking grid or whatever 200 jihad Yeah, yeah, but for the jihad video is too much too much dick

I have a problem and it relates to one of our good friend of the show a certain inville named boogie 2988 he's killing it man. We all love these riding high the mr Rogers of the internet just a good guy all around. Boom with the crypto scam, bam with the fake cancer. He's gonna come in with the headbutt, Aaron Imhold, from the top row. It does seem like... He's killing it, man. I heard him yelling at Coffeezilla on Twitter.

Well, we're gonna bring that up. Yeah, it's called a fucking colloquialism, you fucking idiot, the money's gone, meaning I've already allocated it for something. You're gonna ruin my whole problem. Sorry. Oh man, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You saw that, because I retweeted it, because I retweeted clips I'm gonna play on the show, and then you're like, alright. My problem. Just relax. You know, you can't control everything.

I can't control everything. Which is why Superkiller's gonna be late. No. Uh, uh my problem dick is people talking to the cops Okay, so Now let's say you're in a situation. I don't know. Maybe you're innocent. Maybe you're guilty. Probably you're guilty. Okay, it's a situation We're probably I'm guilty probably the person I do no in just in general I don't know maybe you answer well, perhaps perhaps you have for the past two years been claiming to have a form of cancer Yeah, which you have elicited sympathy for and in a wink wink nod nod way constantly talk about guys

I need money. You know, I need you to support me I'm dying of cancer and you maybe do that for years. And then I have a clip of what might happen. The police might show up. And in this case, the police will be played by Destiny, another friend of the show. And the police might- Destiny and Mediker? Oh, man, I don't want those cops.

The police might have some questions they want to ask you. Now, the smartest thing to do, Derek- What cop would that be? Destiny and Mediker. thing to do, Derek. What cop would that be? Destiny and Medicare. Not good cop, bad cop. What would it be? Autistic cop and a law-enhancing cop. Very autistic cop.

Yeah, very autistic cop. Now as we say, don't talk to the police, you know, if you're in a situation. You can a little bit, though. Maybe a little bit. Maybe a little bit. Maybe a little bit. Well, that's what's going to be good,

is I have a couple tips that if you do end up talking to the police, some strategies you might wanna use. Okay, where do you want me to look? But first of all, here let me uh. No, no, you've lost your mouse. Well just go to the thing. I've lost my mouse pretty good, just fine. Okay.

I think the first one I wanna play is this the initial. Whoa. Whoa. What the fuck? Go big. Why would you make it small? Okay. Cause it's the right size. What would you make it small? Cause it's the right size.

What do you mean? There. Get rid of that. You're so bad at this. Cause I got you barking orders at me. I feel like my girlfriend driving me to the mall. Okay, so Boogie, who, there are some allegations being made

and the cops just want to ask a couple questions. Here are the cops played by Destiny. Yes, yes, yes. I don't know. Boogie2488, you are being confronted tonight. I am 99% sure that you are faking, you are faking your cancer diagnosis, Boogie. Did the doctor ever tell you

or did he ever say the word cancer? He said polycythemia vera, which is a form of cancer, as he explained it to me. So I think it is secondary polycythemia vera which is a form of cancer as he explained it to me. So I think it is secondary polycythemia. Well then why would he call it polycythemia vera? Why would he tell me that I have hormone markers in my blood that tells me I have polycythemia vera? Why does he order a bone marrow biopsy to confirm it? Well if he ordered a bone marrow biopsy to confirm it. Well, if you ordered a bone marrow bone marrow biopsy to confirm it, it would be weird that you told us that you already had a diagnosis and a confirmation. Yeah. Well, Dick, so off the bat, here's some tips if you're in a police interrogation.

This is going to be the first step. This is vetoes. I could I could do it better. Well, it's not vetoes, I could do it better. I wanna give you guys a little bit of advice if you're tying to the police. One thing you might wanna avoid if you're in a police interrogation, thing you should avoid, is talking too much.

Oh, I see, okay. Now this is one of the most common mistakes people make during an interrogation. When you're nervous or anxious, you might feel the need to fill silence with explanations, excuses, or information that can be self-incriminating. To avoid this, you might want to gather your thoughts before responding to questions.

Speaking of self-incriminating, so Boogie has established, I have cancer, right? That's the belief. Well, let's see what happens. Keep playing this. This is what happens when you just keep saying stuff. You might say, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. You got it. You got it. My bone markers are in my blood, Destiny.

Go ahead. You said that you'd received a diagnosis, but now you just told me you got a bone marrow biopsy. It's a diagnosis, and now we're confirming. It's called a confirmation. And now we're confirming. Yeah. Which means it's not.

When you're saying we, you messed up. You messed something up. I'm not When you're saying we, you messed up. You messed something up. I'm not saying you're guilty, but you messed up if you're relying on we to get you to it. So if your claim is I have cancer, and then you start saying, you go, well, there's markers in my blood, something else, we're confirming it.

So you're saying that it hasn't been confirmed yet then? We are confirming it with the biopsy. Okay so you don't actually know if you have cancer but for the last two years... Yeah but yeah I mean would he know? You would probably... I would know. Would Bo he know? You would probably, you would, I would know. Would Boogie know? Boogie would know to say, Hey, I might have cancer. That would be a better thing to say if you've yet to confirm it.

I see, okay. I'm, number one, I'm annoyed because I was number one on making fun of Boogie's cancer. Yes. The day he announced, the day Boogie announced that he had cancer, cancer. The day he announced that he had cancer, I said great and I laughed at him and I said I hope he dies from it quickly and then I found out what kind of thing it was and I said it's not even a real cancer. So there's a thing called... But I'm just joking, by the way. I mean I don't care if that stuff happens but I said it to be, you know, funny. Right. And now it's extra funny because he didn't even maybe... Now it's pissing me off!

Well, okay, I have to be for the sake of a legal argument or whatever else. I don't know if Boogie has cancer, but the way he's talking about it in a very weird, roundabout way makes it seem like he's not actually sure that he has cancer and as Destiny is bringing up this is complicated there's a thing called polymethyra or whatever. There we go is more you know how many pretend doctors I've seen talk about. I'm not trying to be a pretend doctor I'm just trying to say there's two different things polymethyra or whatever is when you have too many red blood cells polymethyra vera I believe

is when it has progressed to the point where it is now considered a cancer. Yeah. But you can have polymethyra without I believe is when it has progressed to the point where it is now considered a cancer. Yeah. But you can have polymethyra without it being cancerous. Yeah. Yeah, but then like, do you know? It's not like a fucking graphics card. But you can say he made a video and the video wasn't titled, I got a health scare, I'm worried about my health, whatever. The video Boogie made was called, I have cancer!

But he probably thinks that, like he's nuts. here's what I'm gonna say. That's the thing Here's what I believe happened is I believe that Boogie got this diagonal judgmental fucking you're just gonna judge You're just gonna like judge Boogie. I Don't know here you go. I don't know making shit up. Okay. All right I'll say this first of all when he said he had cancer You're like you sound like Neil talking about you right now. Sure, when you were making fun of him, I was like, this sounds like baby cancer.

It sounds like it's not real cancer. I don't want it. Well, when you hear of somebody died of cancer, when you hear a celebrity died of cancer, do you ever hear they died of polymethylovera or whatever? No, it's either rectal cancer or fucking breast cancer or something. So I said, well, this is probably not nearly a serious

I mean, it's probably a serious thing, but it's probably not nearly as serious as boogies making out sound now What I'm thinking happens is in addition to that. I think that no one cared though What no one no one got scammed? Like no one got no one didn't even no one bought the crypto trying to make money No one really give a fuck about boogie's fucking pudding cancer that he had Well, it kind of hurt. He didn't have or hat didn't have it hurts him because he was selling that crypto coin If you were like, how could you do this? He goes I need the money Because I have cancer. He does have to get cancer tests

That's what sucks is that he just if you he had just been honest and said, look. Oh, fuck off with that. If you just said, I might have cancer. Obviously I have real, he obviously has medical problems. And I'm sure the medical problems cost him money. Yeah, but he's an idiot. He doesn't know the difference between cancer and not cancer. I kind of agree. I think what happened is,

I think the doctor probably told him, listen, it might be cancer and boogie who assumes the worst of every situation Sensor that means it's definitely cancer because I might definitely be cancer though. I've talked to it might be cancer I've talked about I don't know what I don't know between Pal of whatever too many red blood cells and leukemia whatever this thing becomes. I don't know what point is cancer I don't that shit in my body sure you know I know boogie's mindset I've met people with Boogie's mindset.

And I've talked with Boogie on the phone. And Boogie is one of these guys who he goes, oh, my life is just so shit. And I'm cursed. God hates me. And I go, what do you mean? God gave you a million YouTube subscribers. You had the ability to make all the-

God fucked him over big time. OK, regardless, there was a period of time where it's like, Boogie, all you did was make funny videos on the internet. And you had thousands of fans, whatever, blah, blah, blah whatever blah blah blah and his are you dog piling him like this I mean that dog by talking about how he blew it all like it's so mean He's hasn't blown it all he can still figure something out, but he's got a fucking figure I've tried whatever the point is he's one of these guys who goes God only gives one his fucking magic

I know I don't just want salivating like Pavlov's Fucking magic I know I don't just want salivating like Pavlov's I got my dragon statue so anymore He's one guy who goes God shut up. No you fucking don't see that big hall I got I saw it's all mother's milk's and bullshit. I already know there's good stuff Oh, it's gonna be like a variant of mother's milk. Okay. No shut up. It's good He's one of these guys who goes God only gives me anything good so he can take it away and punish me later He can never and he can never look at anything on the good bright side. It's true though. He's an eternal pessimist fine Yeah, but look at him jacked off by his dad then he got cancer and it turned out he was lying about it That's that's the ultimate fuck you from God, right?

And then it turned out you were lying about it. All right. Well, regardless, back on topic, I think this situation would have been better for Boogie if he had just said, listen, what's going on is a private medical matter. I've been told by my doctor that I have cancer and we're taking care of it. Instead, talking too much. You can't take care of it though. Talking too much. No, that's the point of this disease that he has. There's nothing to do of it. Instead, a lot of talking too much. You can't take care of it though. Talking too much. No, that's the point of this disease that he has.

There's nothing to do about it. So who fucking cares if it's the real one or not, right? Like if you, hey, you got this thing, can I cure it? Is it bad? Well, it may or may not be. Can I cure it if it's bad? No. Okay, then I don't fucking care. I'm not spending 10 grand on some test that tells me if I'm gonna die in 15 years or not.

Fuck you. So he could say, listen, I haven't done the test to get it confirmed, but based on, cause it would cost money. That would be a better argument. He goes, look, I'm just letting- No, a good argument would be, why are you so, what are you, a fucking doctor? You don't know jack shit about what you're talking about. Your dick is small.

Where's your fucking wife? See, this is the- Okay, you're the problem is you want to argue with the cops. Don't even argue with the cops. All Boogie has to say is, listen, my medical information is private and I do not want to discuss it on that's it It could walk away instead it has to go into well to think about this and blah blah blah blah We got to get a case and there's markers in the blood and the bone marrow test blah blah you're talking That's normal. That's reasonable. Well cuz he's an idiot

He's one of these guys in the interrogation videos where they go. Where were you yesterday? It goes I was at the movies. I was at the fucking movies, I love movies, movies are my favorite thing. And the cops go, what movie did you see? And they go, all of them. Yeah, all of them. They're all good. I saw Space Jam.

Space Jam hasn't been in theaters for years. It was a special Space Jam. It was a return to the... I mean, you know, we're going to figure it out. We're going to figure out what I saw. But whatever I did see, it was playing. I'm not going to say what... I also do watch those videos where they get the killers in the interrogation room. Those are interesting And again, I'm just saying they trap you really are a woman. I don't woman stuff

So like some of that true crime stuff. Well, I like the interrogation videos because you just like yeah It's still the same reason people watch this boogie video. It's interesting to see a guy who doesn't know how to lie. You're like, you're bad at this. Stop trying. You're not. He's not lying. That's why. Well, he's not lying.

He's saying what happened. Well, the lie was when everybody said. The universe of cancer is very gray. Sure. He might have cancer. He shouldn't have said, I definitely have cancer. He should have said, I probably have cancer. I probably have cancer.

Yeah, but the cancer he's pretending to have is like not real cancer. All right Well, I've got another example of what you should not do. No, I don't know what else that yeah sure I'll do that because I'm praying to God. I don't fucking have cancer. You don't understand Oh, yeah, I'm praying to God. I don't have cancer Well, then you're confirming that you don't know if you have cancer. That's too much information. He's giving too much away. You guys are just dog-piling.

Oh, shut up! Because they don't have brain cancer. And like I said a year ago, when these motherfuckers tried to get in the beginning... Hold on, hold on. This is the one last thing I have left. You motherfuckers were in my marriage. You guys were in everything else. You're in every aspect of my life.

Yeah, go! Go! Get him! Get him! Get him! Can you get your patient portal up on your phone and, like, send it to Tommy? marriage you guys were in everything else Your patient portal up on your phone and like send it Wings did him dirty like that wings that fat motherfucker said can you just bring up your your medical documentation? For those of you don't know as this stream was going on there was a growing bounty And I believe the bounty was simply for boogie to hand over his medical records. At one point it reached $85,000. That's all pretend money. It's not pretend. Those guys are all lying. Well I was trying to get- Put up the money. I was trying to set up a smart contract for

Boogie. I was like, Boogie, listen these guys are idiots. Who cares if you fake cancer? Get them to set up a fucking smart contract It's a mood a heart putting money up Buddha put up like 50 grand We could go mood a heart was bragging about how he doesn't spend any money. You know rich people love that He can lecture everybody. I only spend like three cents a day Hey boogie can I here's a seventy thousand dollars for some medical records right after the stream happened I called boogie, and I talked to when I said bo boogie please let's set up a smart contract you get 85k just whatever well I would try to get you to do if you were interested what do you

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Why can't you give that back to all your fans or whatever? Even though- That's so obnoxious. Who would it go to? It's such a fucking ridiculous thing to suggest. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. It assumes there's a victim. Give ten grand to your fans from a crypto scam company you took to make funny content?

And give it to the hoot just like at random? Why don't you give your fucking money away, you shithead? So Boogie, at the time when he had asked him that, Boogie had said, well, that money is already at the hospital. They already have the money. Dear me. Well, he did say have the marks. Yeah, it's well He did say it in a way that made it sound like it was actually spent and gone you guys are fucking picking this car It's like boogie washed ashore and all these parasites are trying to Fucking ridiculous like I'm gonna say I spent the money. Oh, yeah, do you still have in your account?

Why don't you go fucking kill yourself you know see this is what you shouldn't do. You should definitely do that You should call me be afraid to question you on anything Okay. Well, I think that maybe the situation would have went better if boogie had explained Oh, no, I meant that the money was earmarked for this purpose and said this is a situation great. Everybody's talking about it Yeah, okay. It's really great. It's great. It's great. Let's hear how Boogie responded to this. Me and Boogie are going to restart the NWO. He's going to be Hollywood Boogie.

He's going to be on this show finally. We're going to have all the black bandana, like Hulk Hogan and Macho Man end up. Ba-dow-da-dow-da-dow-da-dow-da-dow-dow-dow-dow. It's not NWA. Are you talking about NWO? That's what I said! NWO! The NWO white and black.

Yeah! Three of us, you can be in there too. You're gonna be Hollywood Hogan. And Hollywood Bookie. Kevin Nash. Yeah, Kevin Nash. We need more bad guys. I think Ray Mysterio went from the white and black to the red and black. He was a double-edged. I don't like Ray Mysterio. Why not? He's your guy.

That's why. I don't want to see't like Rey Mysterio. Why not? He's your guy. That's why Don't want to see a guy wiggling around and doing trapeze. All right, so here's how boogie responded confidently again The recommendations is of course marine calm during interrogation. The most king. Here's how boogie decided to play it. Wait That's on June 28. That's on June 28th You showed me a payment for 550 on June 28th, which is after we talked after you told me the money was all gone Use fucking Google then! It's very common! Yes! Yeah, Boogie's making him cry. Look at his crying eyes. Well, I'm just...

I can understand that Boogie might feel he's in the right, and maybe he is, but... See these fucking assholes bothering Boogie over $5,000? Well, you gotta stay... Woohoohoohoo, hey Boogie! I saw your bank account and saw that you had $4,530. Fucking lose it, man! I understand, but I think the better way for him to defuse the situation would be not to give them this reaction.

You know, one of the things is- Ah, your way is fucked. Boogie has it. Boogie's nailing it. Boogie is the great magnet. Boogie's killing it. Ha ha ha ha! Everything is revolving around him. He can do and say whatever he wants right now.

I'm gonna give you one more, and I wanna hear if you think this was a Chad move from boogie now one of the one of the big things one of the big things you might not want to do in an interrogation dick is to volunteer Unnecessary information. This is information that was not asked for At all. It is completely irrelevant to the subject. It is you just bringing in new information you got a darvo That's the step. It's darvo redirect here is Vectimization the topic is did you lie about having cancer? Here is what your definite depends what your definition of you is okay, right sure

Oh, you're telling me that Clinton is an idiot too? Okay. Well, let's see what Boogie had to say. I told one of these guys this in private, I'm not entirely certain. My very first girlfriend was physically abused to me. Yes. And so as part of my childhood, when we were 16, 17 years old, because she would hit me and stuff, I ended up holding her down. I ended up pinning her against the wall, make her stop hurting me and hurting myself and I've carried tremendous guilt about it for my entire life. And I know as soon as I ever said that, it would mean that people would think I beat women. So I've held it in.

I literally don't care. Nobody cares about that. No, no, no, no, no. You gotta power through it. You gotta power. That's perfect. Perfect Darvo. Perfect Darvo.

Yeah. He's killing it, man Boogie uh deny accuse What's the Darvo? I don't remember the fucking acronym, but you lie about having cancer. Here's the thing when I was 16 I had a girlfriend who was physically abused and I pinned her against the wall to stop for her to stop stop deny attack reverse Victim and offender. Reverse victim. Reverse victim is one.

That seems like a forced acronym. No, reverse victim. Say you're the victim, you want to make- You should just be Darva on that. You want to make you the victim. I am the victim. No, Darva, reverse victim. Why are you attacking me?

Well, you want the V in there. He's nailing it. You're such a fucking idiot. How is he nailing it? Number one, everyone's talking about him. If he was nailing it, he would've took the 85 grand and went, Yup, I lied. Who cares? He could get 200. He could get 250.

He could've gotten 250, but he's not gonna get anything. He could get one of Muda Hara's 7-Elevens. Doesn't that guy own 7-Elevens and stuff? I think his parents own a bunch of 7-Elevens. He could get free Slurpees for life. Yeah, Muda, I'll take your 60 grand and free Slurpees for life. You know, yesterday was 7-Eleven and I even thought about going to get a free Slurpee and I didn't.

Muda, if Muda doesn't offer him free Slurpees for life, forget it. And participating locations, deals off. Well, Boogie was not cunning enough to broker a deal. He had all these people chomping at the bit for his medical records and he went, I'm just going to quit the internet. I'm just going to quit the internet. That was a good technique. That's a good negotiating technique.

I'm going to delete my Twitter, you know guys, I'm quitting the podcast. I'm going away. He's got it cuz he's got it. He's got it I can walk away at any time. I'm gonna talk about teams gay wedding. No one cares. It is fun It's just church. See this is what I this is what people don't get is that a book He's king shit people are going like oh my god, I'm so upset and how could he do this? I go what do you mean? That's like his thing. Why would you? Cause it's awesome. It's hilarious. It's hilarious if he exaggerated cancer. It's doubly hilarious if he just lied about it. Well, all the pot, you know, like, no, let's put it this way. If I quit the podcast, it would kind of be like, Oh, well that's a shame. Yeah. That's too bad. That's too bad. And

instead all his colleagues are going, I'll be back in a week like nobody believes Boogie It's like he's definitely a boy who cried wolf again with this behavior who like I don't believe boogie about anything Kang shit nobody does that's why it's so funny Everyone's pretending that anyone give a shit about his cancer in the first place He could show up to my house with his arm missing bleeding all over the floor and go He had a fucking gun pointed at Frank Hassel and Frank said there's no way you're gonna shoot me I know He could say a wolf bit my arm off

and go shut the fuck up Come on Boogie, don't be an idiot I've never been happier about someone else's content than I have been with Boogie's the last time I'm gonna say guys, it's classic advice is don't talk to the cops but if you're going to talk to the cops

Do it like boogies doing it. Yeah, nail it. Darvo the hell out of it. Those guys aren't cops though. Well, they're not doctors It's an interrogation type situation, but it's like a it's like a I don't know crucible like a Lord of the Flies kind of thing. Did you have a lie about the cancer? I don't you don't know I don't know Let's see your medical records. Why? My medical records say I'm not an alcoholic. Yeah Well, you would have handled it with great aplomb and I would have fucked it up You could have got the 85 man. I can't believe boogie passed up on all that money. What is it? What is it? He's just driving you he gets too stubborn

He's killing it. What are you talking about? Fuck it. You're so stupid. He's he could come back and get that money that money's on the table No, it's not they're not gonna give him the money now He can he has perfect if boogie showed up and said okay guys. I'm ready to take the money now They go no it was for that night only You are you are Nobody gives shit about boogie's You are grossly... Nobody gives shit about Boogie's medical records now. He had to call their bluff.

Okay, you know what? You can't outsmart the cops. He needed to go, alright, let's set it up. Let's get it in a smart contract. There's no way those guys would have given him $50,000. And that's why he would have won, because he would have said, well, you had to put the money in the trust, and you didn't. And then you don't get access to my medical records It's vetoes. I could do it better. I Think I could have done a little bit better. I could tell you no

I can tell you one thing I wouldn't have done take all this call. So I went hey guys we know I have cancer Look at my cancer. I wouldn't have done that cuz that's stupid and it's not gonna work It didn't even work. It didn't do anything for it. What do you mean work? He tried because he was like I need people to feel bad. He wants, he desires sympathy. He feeds on it. The only thing- The best way to get sympathy is to hurt people. Which he's doing.

Okay Boogie is a guy who like you could be like hey Boogie that's a really cool video you made and he wouldn't really care that much. Yeah. But if you said Boogie I feel really bad about how your dad raped you and you got cancer, to him, that gets his dick hard. That's the only thing he feeds off of. But he can't get that endorphin rush anymore. How are you saying you're this guy's friend? You're saying such horrible things.

Because I'm trying to get him to realize, Boogie, you'll be much happier if you're- So you're trying to manipulate him. No, I'm trying to help him. I'm trying to help him to realize boogie. You'll be much happier. So you're trying to manipulate him No, I'm trying to help him do what he wants to do You don't know what you think what does he want to do? Keep lying about stuff and flipping out and threatening to quit stuff and manipulating people I don't think that's what he wants. I don't think this is what he wants to do. I don't think he's happy right now Happy is just a weird word. he's activated fully he's acting he's using all of his skills he's becoming he's jacked in he's being a

hundred percent himself it's a common colloquialism fuck you yes yes he's turning into a beautiful fatter fly I I want Boogie to stop seeking help. You want him to be more like you, so that you can blame something else on your failings. I want Boogie to be boogie. I look at Boogie and I go, listen man, I get it. You want everybody to feel bad for you. Every fat guy does.

Every fat guy wants the world to go, ah, it's so hard for you, fat guy. It's so hard being a fat guy. Isn't that the worst thing in the world? But at a certain point, you gotta realize people are not gonna feel bad for you. It's not a good way to get attention. This is all projection that you're saying.

It's not projection. It is not what he, you don't know what he wants. I know exactly what he wants. You don't have a hot little 20 year old girlfriend, do you? Do you think he's happy about it? Do you think that's, that's probably the only thing he's happy about. You're obsessed with happiness.

Okay, you're right. I want, I should want Boogie to be miserable. Cause that's that's probably the only thing he's happy about you're obsessed with happiness Okay, you're right. I want I should want boogie to be miserable because that's more real is that's not like the dichotomy of life It's not happy or miserable those things are irrelevant contentness. What is it? What is it what should boogie be striving towards being what he's doing yelling at people tell me to fuck themselves Fucking way of life why is what I'm doing bad? I'm not saying it's bad, but you're See how you got a big grin on your face right now? You enjoy Being at odds and fighting with everyone And no one liking you. So does he. No, he wants

To be liked desperately. It's the only Thing he cares about. So do I. No Not, like, you wanna I'm already liked by everybody. You're already liked, right. But you wanna be liked for being An unlikable person. You're like a Christian, you're trying to force your morals on somebody who doesn't want to be that way. By manipulating them into this happiness, misery dichotomy that you've constructed. To bully people.

I think Boogie needs to stop seeking approval from YouTube and YouTubers and his audience. He has. No he hasn't. He absolutely has not he acted okay, all right I'm done with this done here. I got your problem for the All right No, no it is it is you're like forcing him into it. I'm forcing boogie Yeah, to my worldview all of you guys of I think you would be happier. Yeah, that's yeah You gotta watch out for that stop creating situations where you need people to feel bad for so I should do something different

Why do you think he threatens suicide all the time? Because it's funny. No, you would threaten suicide because it's funny and riles people up. That's not why he does it. Because then they like try to, they try to like, you know, do more for you. You get free stuff out of them. He's without putting in very much work. You say that and then they put in more. Right, but the free stuff he wants is societal sympathy. He wants people to see him as a victim. He's a victim. Yeah, but you can't overdo it.

Well, he's... Because then they leave. So you gotta trap him with something else. He's been overdoing it for quite... Gotta trap him with something else. Well, yeah, that is what he did. He did try a new thing. He said, well, cancer's gotta be...

I mean, like, if they don't feel bad at me for all the me getting raped and whatever else Maybe can't check off. I mean, that's not right. Come on. It's worse There's worse things out there, but if my dad if I woke up and my dad was jacking me off It's not the worst thing that happened to me in my life. You know what I mean? No, it's bad I don't want it. You go dad. Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh man This is fucked, but still, much worse stuff has happened to me. Knock it off.

Get mom in here. She'll do a better job. All right. That's terrible. Oh, that's terrible. Okay, my problem is getting a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth. Terrible, terrible thing that can happen.

In your teeth? In your teeth. Anywhere in the teeth, right? Mostly the backs. Mostly the backs. Mostly the back. No. But the front, the front is even worse because then you look dumber. You can sneak it in if it's in the back. You can go like, oh man, this this movie is really scaring me. And like, like this, right? Well, you're part of the problem is that your attempt to get it out, you try to disguise it. Well, you have to. Why? Because you don't want to get caught having made a mistake

Something bad happens to you. Thank you. Yeah, but it feels like a mistake It's like if I pissed my pants like I didn't make a mistake that's actually you're actually neurotic at that point I don't want people to see I don't want people to know Embarrassment yeah of having a popcorn girl, you don't understand You don't understand well that's like I told you want to suffer the embarrassment of having a popcorn girl stuck in my teeth. You don't have a girlfriend, you don't understand. You don't understand. Well that's just cause- Cause then she'll be like, I told you not to eat popcorn this late! What is this relationship?

I told you not to- This, it's all relationships. I told you not to eat popcorn this late? I told you, I knew you were gonna get- Vito, you have no idea. If I had popcorn stuck in my teeth and my girlfriend sees it, she'll go, I fucking knew you were gonna get popcorn stuck in your teeth. And then, then what? I don't know. She's got it over on you. I gotta admit, I don't you were gonna get popcorn stuck in your teeth. And then, then what?

I don't know. She's got it over on you. I gotta admit, I don't know how you guys do these relationships. Cuz I just got a text from an ex-girlfriend. What, you wanna show everybody? Yeah, I wanna show it to everybody. Grilling me about some like, did you feel bad about this thing that happened seven years ago that you did to me?

And I'm like, what the fuck? I don't even remember this. I said, that's a bad answer. You wanna do talk to cops, I'll like what the fuck? I don't even remember this. That's a bad answer. Or you want to do talk to cops? I'll do talk to your girlfriend. Well, I eventually figured out that the proper answer was yeah. Well now that I know about it, I feel horrible and I hope I can make it up to you. I'm gonna start. Yeah.

It was like forgetting, it was like forgetting that. I'll start tomorrow, but tonight you're gonna do something for me. It's like forgetting to go to dinner with her parents. I'm like whatever Man, yeah forgetting to go to dinner with her. I could she must be it. She must be on her pineapple Express It wasn't it wasn't like like a special formal thing. It was like she was like, oh we're getting a dinner Do you want to like I know I've come along? Special I was like, yeah, I'll try to make it or whatever and I guess I didn't go I don't fucking remember and they're like holding up dinner for you to get there

No, I don't even think that was it I think it's just like I really wanted you to come and like you didn't come and it kind of really hurt my feelings or whatever and I'm like Okay, I'm sorry like Jesus Christ. I mean women will hold on to shit forever. You are you're like a fucking child Yeah, that is the that's almost valid Women will hold on to shit forever. You are, you're like a fucking child. Yeah. That is the, that's almost valid. If you want to talk about the reasons women will have to get upset with you, what you're talking about is like an actual thing.

I get it, but I wouldn't bring it up years later. It didn't happen in a fucking dream or something. You weren't talking to somebody else. Like, I don't like what you said to that guy. I don't give a shit. I don't wanna talk about the talking to somebody else situations, cause I remember those.

Where it's like, why were you talking to that girl at that party? I'm like, oh, she works at- I was trying to fuck her. No, I wasn't trying to fuck her. It was like, she worked at like the comedy club and I was trying to like, you know, see if I could get booked there or something.

Fuck the comedy club. She's like, yeah, well the way you were looking at her was whatever, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. You gotta learn from, you gotta Darvo that shit, man. Or I can just- Deny it. I wasn't talking to that. What girl?

I was talking to somebody right behind her. I just wanna make comic books. I wanna be one of these old Japanese guys. Just, uh, just like, it's complicated. No, what? What were you gonna say? Oh, just cause they're working way hard. Do you wanna be like a little Japanese man? No, not that necessarily.

You can work in a little thing and draw yourself to death. It's weird. It's like... You wanna have a heart attack but not from food. You want it to be from... They're just so focused on their work. It's like the only thing they do. It's interesting. Is that true though? Yeah, they don't like a lot of these guys. Oh yeah, the salary, they're like passing out in the street because they're so drunk. Yeah, they're just like, the Japanese

just working themselves into what they fucking... It's crazy. So there's getting it out of your teeth and you're trying to hide it. And then sometimes it gets in the back of your front teeth and you can't hide it. And you're like, fuck man, I gotta go reverse, you know, reverse finger. Can't get in like that. I gotta go reverse. You know reverse finger can't get in like that

I gotta buy you those dental tools again. I don't want any dental tools that you have Why I'm not gonna buy you give you my dental tools will be a place that tools You know because sometimes you find like a dead animal and yet No, uh you just like in case you got some stuck in your teeth You want to you want to because I don't like to go to the dentist every day, the dentist is a million years. I'm like, I can scrape plaque off my own fucking teeth. Whenever you go to the dentist and they scrape plaque off, you're like, I could have fucking done that

and probably saved myself a couple hundred bucks. I have never thought that. What do you mean? All they do is take us, all they do is take a scraper and just scrape it. You gotta go to school for that? So you don't have a bathroom that So you don't have a bathroom door a bathroom door don't do laundry I don't do laundry and you don't and I do my own dentistry I do my own home dentistry and a girl's talking to you

And I know it's a it's a nightmare and you didn't go to dinner with her parents I ain't gonna dinner with her parents seven years ago. You can't do your own dentistry, man I just hang like a tooth outside your apartment like you're a dentist? I'm not like doing it like seriously, but every once in a while I feel like there's something in my teeth or like one of my, you know, I'll like get the plaque out.

Well, how? You just go, grrr. With what? Pick your teeth. Did you get it at a swap meet or like Frank and Sons? No, I got it online. Frank and Sons getting dental tools. Is it a Pokemon dental tool?

I got it on Amazon. It was on Amazon. And they could give you a scraper and a poker. Do you use a mirror? No, you know where your teeth are. No I don't. You can feel around in your mouth. Not enough to do the fucking scraping thing. No, I've been scraping.

It feels great. You got one of those ear cameras because they told you to get that. That's fun. Well yeah, it's a camera though. So put it in your mouth and then put a scraper tool in there okay I'm sorry your popcorn problem well it's a lot grosser now I can't stop thinking about the teeth would you be like a dentist in the Old West if you if you had to be I like watching those videos of the earwax removal those are great if you watch those videos

No, I've watched one. That's why I got the camera because I was watching so many of those videos I was like what is in my ears now. I need to know what's in there. It was not it was Compared to the other ones. I was all excited. I was like maybe what if there's like a secret deposit of wax in there That's like fucking up my whole life, and I like it like it's not that it's funny My girlfriend got one of those and she did it and there was no there's nothing in her ears Yeah, it's like fucking let me see it. It's like she was all disappointed I know my Fuck and I take it and put it in

Mother loud in there I originally got it cuz I was getting a lot it because I was getting a lot of ear infections all at once, but I think it must have just been moisture. Now I'm just upset. That's probably everything else in your apartment. Probably. Not washing the sheets. It might have been just sleeping on a dirty pillow was giving me ear infections. Okay.

It's very possible. You get on your tongue too. The popcorn kernel. You get a popcorn kernel? Oh, okay, if you said back, the back of the throat. Yeah. The back of the throat. Yeah, that's worse than the teeth.

I said the teeth or the tongue or the mouth. Cause you can get it like a cap. You love it with the mouth. You can get it like a cap on the back. So it's like stuck there. And you go. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Then it'll get stuck on the side of your throat.

You know. You know? It's like when you get an inner ear itch, you gotta go... It's the worst. It's way worse than this shit you're talking about. Boogie. You wanna give me a... Sting?

Kinda would be fun if there was like a little song there, you know? Like a little thingy. Well, Dick, you know, like a little thingy. Well Dick, you know, there's a number of social faux pas that you want to avoid in life, right? Half-eaten red vines. Half-eaten red vines. Not bringing enough deep fried lasagna. It went too fast.

I should have doubled up. They ate all of it. You and Josh Denny and Carl should have a catering company. I honestly. Where you show up and the three of you take over the family room and tell racist jokes. Hahahaha. But the food's so good.

The food's really good. But Josh, Denny and Carl is going, hey, hey, hey, you hear this one about black people? OK, guys, you may be a little, it's kind of an all-ages event. Here's what I'm going to say. It's an all-races event. It's of an all-ages event. Here's what I'm gonna say. It's an all-races event. It's an all-races event.

Not ages. Yeah, I know. There's people of all different nationalities. Not everyone knows you have the black stepdad. And for some reason, they all went outside on the porch. Well, me and Josh, Danny, and Carl told Black Jack. Well, that's just because you guys don't move. You come here and you sit on the couch.

What do you want me to go? Fat guy finds a spot that's his spot. I think it's fine. I just think it's a good catering company. All right. That the three of you show up with your Italian shit, spicy hot salamis and deep fried lasagna. I would love, honestly, to have a catering company.

That would be a lot of fun. Just make crazy appetizers and spreads and whatever. What are you doing? What are you looking for? Well, I want you to go to my Twitter real quick. You don't have to show it. We can just play the audio. Twitter again? Oh, whatever.

Jesus. Dick, there's a number of faux pas that you want to avoid in a social situation, but there's perhaps no worse faux pas that, you know, you meet someone, you know, you learn their name. Someone's name is very important to them. A Biden thing? Yeah. Okay. Once you learn someone's name, it's very embarrassing if you were to forget their name

Yeah, and that is my problem. My problem is forgetting someone's name. That's the clip right there. Yes And you know, it's such a common problem that can even happen dick believe it or not to people as important as the president of the happen, Dick, believe it or not, to people as important as the President of the United States. Isn't that crazy? It's such a common problem. It's almost not even worth mentioning or dwelling on at all. You want me to play it? Yeah, play it from the beginning. I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president. Yeah. Don't think she's not qualified to be president. Yeah. I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president. Me either.

I also would not have picked Vice President Trump. What about when he called Zelensky Putin? Said, yeah, everybody, welcome the leader of Ukraine, President Putin. A lot of name gaffs up there. But again, it's not something. And then I'm like, I'm sitting there going, oh man, I'm gonna have to see so many stupid Photoshop's

of Trump and Kamala Harris tomorrow. And like the worst people on the planet going like, this is funny, right? Well, I'm just glad that we've all accepted that this is not newsworthy or interesting at all, because it's such a common thing that we've all experienced and we don't need to dwell on it, you know, because they're just so common. But let's, I think the commonness of it and the you know How often it happens to everyone and not just the president there's nothing wrong with the president and he's gonna do fine But it matter though. You guys just flew in a bunch of Mac

I like illegals everywhere to vote for you or to have names. Sorry not vote for you So you have names everywhere you can just fill it out. I mean you know that right you guys know you guys are panicking Like you're not gonna steal it still you flew in you said four years to just fly in illegals everywhere So you have names and you can fill out their ballots and go oh shit. We won again. How about that? I don't know what you're talking about. I mean I You know that right what what happened now? You said stuff we wouldn't okay we would not do you didn't do it it was you're getting fucked the same as us you just

think it's a win for you somehow you're crazy that's crazy here's the thing dick why are a number of ways to uh you know it sucks when you're at a party right you forget someone there like yeah you know yeah and they kind of do that thing where you hope somebody else says their name, right? You know hey you gotta you gotta meet this guy. Yeah introduce yourselves you too. Yeah Do that oh hi, what's your name again? I don't know the best way to do it that should be a better guide as a guide of how to trick people Into giving you their name. Just go. What's your what was your name? What's your name? I saw a thing once where, or I think maybe I tried this. I don't know who tried it, but it's like,

Hey, I got to get your phone number. Uh, can you, can you give me your phone number? You go, oh, yeah. And then you go, okay, cool. And I got to add you in my contacts. How do I, how do I spell your name? But then it sucks. Cause if their names like bill, they go like it's bill. You retard. You're like, oh fuck. You gotta hope it's John, you know, and they go, well I didn't know it was J-O-N or J-O-H-N. You're taking a risk when you do that move, is what I'm gonna say. Yeah, that's true. Well some things you can do.

Well one of the simplest explanations for why people forget these names is they're just not that interested. So you really gotta, you really gotta care. Well why do you need to know someone's name? I don't know, it's nice. It depends on the situation. I don't know yet. I don't know that I need to know your name. Here's what I hate.

You know what I hate? I hate the guy at the party who knows that you're doing the I don't know his name thing, and they call you on it. And you're like, bro! Where they go, does that happen? Yeah! They go, would you call him? Or like, you get his name wrong.

I think you did it to me. Me? Yeah, I think you did it to me in Vegas. Probably. Oh, Vegas, yeah. Yeah, because we were with that one guy whose name I won't say on the show. And I said, yeah, I was with what's his name?

And he goes, you don't even know his name, do you? Yeah, yeah. I think it was the guy who got us a steak or whatever. I did know his name shit Well, okay. Well, you did that fucking thing one thing you might want to do dick is try a mnemonic device You could try to find something distinctive about the person or their appearance for instance a common name like John might be difficult But you can call you can call say hey, what's up Jewish John? Well, they say John the jogger that That would be if he was a black gentleman.

But Jewish John is also a good idea. Why don't we try that right now? Let's see. Dick. Dumbass Dick. That's pretty good. I can remember that. Dastardly Dick, because he's always up to schemes, guys.

You can try a mnemonic device. Why don't you try one on me? Veto. Very fat Veto. OK. Wow. That. Okay, well. That was better than mine. Uh... That was actually pretty good.

Repeating... that person's name after they say it is recommended. You know, if you meet someone, you should repeat their name back to them. Yeah, but then I ignore myself! I started doing this, because I hate names. I hate learning them. I write it down on my phone now. That's my new thing. I just don't care anymore. I'll just, I've just gotten used to just saying what's your name again and not giving a shit

anymore. Like yeah, I don't, yeah I'm sorry. Yeah, but it hurts. It's a problem if you're like, if somebody thinks they have a deeper relationship. No no no, nothing is a problem if you don't think it is. That's the, you gotta get over that. Alright. I don't know.

Because I used to do that and be like, what's your name? Farnsh. Like, oh yeah, yeah, okay. What was your name? And then I would say, what's your name? Farnsh. Oh yeah, Farnsh. And then I would go like, I didn't even hear myself say his name. I know I said his name, but I tuned myself out. I think that there must be a better solution for this common day and age. Why don't we just take a picture of people? Nicknames. That's why George W. Bush was so good.

Yeah, because then he could remember everybody. Yeah, he did that thing that you're talking about. We should standardize name tags just in real life. Like a Seinfeld episode? Wait, did they do that in a Seinfeld episode? That was Lloyd Braun's idea for Mayor Dinkins' re-election campaign. Name tags?

Ha ha ha. I just think, look, it's a very common problem, you know? Yeah. I think we gotta stop claiming it's the result of early onset dementia or Alzheimer's or whatever else. We gotta get rid of the stigma. It's not that I didn't care about your name, it's that I don't care about names.

And I didn't know if you were important. Yeah. To me. Well, that's the other thing. I didn't know if you were gonna be important to me or not. Well, I met a lot thing. I didn't know that you if you were gonna be important to me or not. I met a lot of people at your party and I'm trying to you know, I feel bad that I've already forgotten most of their names. Like who? I don't want to say any I don't want to dox anyone on the fucking shelf. How could you? You forgot their name. I know a couple names. I could say the names I remember. Well then you didn't forget.

Oh, alright. We had a good time, but you know, and then now I feel bad that I didn't turn on, and like you know how you said I got to make friends with my neighbors I saw I met my neighbor. I saw bad because you got their mail you could go through. That's true. That's true I could just and I have brought them there man when they got delivered to me by accident. I think even more than Liquor fucking up me getting laid as a younger man is me not being able to remember names down I'd sit there and go like, oh fuck. You woman.

That's not helpful. I'm tired. And then I'd be exhausted. I need, I need people to have names that remind me of, you know, TV characters. Oh. So I have a neighbor that's like Michelle. Like, oh, Michelle, I can remember that. Like Full House.

How old's the neighbor? Nah, like not a child, he's like 50. Okay. Well, how many other Michelle's do you fucking, Michelle is a- Phil Pfeiffer, the fucking Catwoman. I grew up watching Full House. It was the first time I ever heard the name Michelle. Okay.

All right, and I was, I don't know, did everybody else do this? Where instead of calling the show the name of the show, you colloquially in your household referred to it by the name of the most popular character. No. So we didn't call it Full House. We said, oh, we're gonna watch the Michelle show.

And we said, we didn't say we're gonna watch Family Matters. We said, oh, we're gonna watch the Urkel show. And now that I'm older, I go, why the fuck did we do that? That was so weird. I don't know. I don't know if my parents started that or what. Which one of them started it? I think my dad might have done that. He's like, you wanna watch the Michelle show? You kids like Michelle, right?

Like, sarcastically to do that? Yeah, you wanna watch, uh... You wanna watch the Earl Sinclair show or the Baby show? You wanna watch the Alex Trebek show. I don't remember what we called it, Dinosaurs. I think we probably called it The Dinosaur Show, though. We didn't call it Dinosaurs. That makes a little more sense.

Well, no one would ever talk about that show, because it's, like, dirty. It's like watching pornography with your pen and paper. Was it Dinosaurs? I don't know why, but it's like, well, I guess we'll leave Dinosaurs on. Well, I'm not changing it if you're not. I don't know why, but it's like, well, I guess we'll leave dinosaurs on. Well, I'm not changing it if you're not. I don't think this shit's, I think this shit's gay, but I got nothing to do.

That show apparently cost a lot of money. Yeah, it looked, it was good. Jim Henson was a great guy. I'm sad that we didn't get a longer Jim Henson spree. I think the American media cultural landscape would look a lot better if Jim Henson spree. I think the American media cultural landscape would look a lot better if Jim Henson wasn't dead. Like why? Cause it was like a new, he was like a new Walt Disney,

but like a little more hip, a little more subversive, you know? And then everything just got Disney-fied back down into like this saccharine rainbow bullshit, okay? Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse didn't have a show where you're like roasts. Rainbow bullshit? Same as the Rainbow Connection. What are you talking about, rainbow bullshit?

That was like one time he did that. The whole show was like, it's Tony Bennett here. They would bring on celebrities and Miss Piggy was roasting on them and talking to shit. Like the Muppet was- They had like celebrity-safe roasts. The Muppet was a little subversive. So you got a blow job from a transsexual prostitute.

I'm saying that the Disney way of things is a little too safe. Don't go all Friday night tights on us now. It's not Friday night tights. Those guys do not even talk about media on any deep level of anything. I'm saying that the alternate Jim Henson timeline I think would have been a lot more interesting. Where he's alive? Yeah. Talking about how important the election is to save democracy. timeline I think would have been a lot more interesting. Where he's alive? Yeah, yeah. Talking about how important the election is

to save democracy. Well, I always thought the funniest thing was people going, man, can you imagine if Kurt Cobain had lived? Oh, God. He'd be on a Howard Stern, like Billy Corgan, just talking about elections and shit. He'd be crying more than Jordan Peterson. We gotta save democracy.

I wrote this song, I wrote this song according to love, I'd be fucking slobbering all over him because now Billy Corgan just goes on all these like kind of right-wing podcasts and talks about shit You're like you sing tomorrow or whatever tonight. I Do still like the smashing pumpkins. All right. Well, that's my problem. It's forgetting someone's name. All right. Those are the problems I Forgot what mine was data leaks data leaks and popcorn in your tongue mine are people speaking talking to the police or I guess it's failed interrogations bad interrogation not preparing for an

interrogator being unprepared for an interrogation whoo all right right bad interrogation. I don't fucking know talking to the police Well, yeah, which one do you want? well, just put boogie's cancer and Also forgetting someone's name, okay, but last time you forgot somebody's name Well, I don't know. I mean how much was the last time well, you know last time you forgot something? It's like all the time. Forgotting names? People should have to say it three times.

Well, I like the other day, I've had that neighbor for like four years and I finally went, Hey, what's your name again? And I got his name. I put it in my phone. I forgot to ask for his phone number. That was stupid. But I'll do it next time. And then I gifted him a Sega Genesis game console because I know he's into video games. And I hope I've endeared myself. You gifted him a whole Genesis, but you gave me a Chinese ripoff Goldeneye that you had to have back

in like two weeks later? A Goldeneye is worth more than a Genesis. A Goldeneye is like $50. Chinese ripoff Goldeneye? You, if you want it, just give me like $10 for it. I- How much for those red vines? How many red vines do you eat? Half! How much is half a red vine? Not even half. It's a nickel. I'll give you $49.95. Taking out of the show revenues, dumbass.

All right, well how many- how many- oh god, half of the- are they all about pigs or Mr. Beast? There's a lot about pigs, Vito. Why? There's a lot about pigs veto. Why a lot about pig? Why well? Hopefully they're on my side and retard the half-pipe sucks the barbels are where it's bad half side I thought you you're wrong Sonic the Sonic one. Oh you guys are retarded. That's so stupid The marbles are terrible You're a moron the Sonic level you canmies level with the marbles is not fun at all. Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot!

You probably never beat- you got to the blue level and you fucked it all up. It was so boring and then sometimes you couldn't find the next set of marbles. Boring! You died right- there's no boring! It speeds up fast! Where are the marbles? I gotta find the other group of marbles. Oh great, it's another grid of nine marbles. You weren't supposed to find them, you were supposed to go in a pattern. What a surprise. Another fucking- You didn't get the Chaos Emerald in that one, did you? You didn't get the Sonic 3 Chaos Emerald, did you?

I never got any of the Chaos Emeralds, it gives a shit. I got the individual Chaos Emeralds, I never got the big one at the end. You never were Super Sonic? No, I was never Super Sonic. I don't like Sonic. OK, Bo Blacks. Sonic sucks. Whoops, that's not the one I meant.

Well, you don't have that one either. What the fuck? This one I do have. No. Damn it. Sonic's for autistic kids. From Mario Boy. You never got Super Sonic?

Who cares? What do you know? You didn't even beat the game then. Why you got all these games and you don't even play them? I play games. Not any games I like. I don't like Sonic. Cause you're not good at it.

I like Sonic Generations, that was a good one. What's that, like a role playing, like a dating simulator game? Yeah, someone where you date Sonic, and you suck his dick, and he gets tits, and you rub the tits around. You saying shock things to distract from the fact that you were never you you were never supersonic I was never supersonic

Feed out not even in Sonic and Knuckles No What were you playing not Sonic? Why do you have all these video games? I was playing I was supersonic every day I was I would come home jam through all seven chaos emeralds Boom, I had multiple fucking super tails super knuckles Supersonic before the fucking last level where you are gifted supersonic flying after robotnik to the coins The coins fucking come to you when you're supersonic

You don't know shit about that the coins come to you they do I was attractive I like a magnetic field Chrono trigger. I was playing gay shit secret of mana. I like RPGs. I was an RPG boy You come oh man you ever play Chrono trigger. Yeah, I played that shit for about 10 seconds. Yes. There you go So we have different tastes Yeah, but you can't you you couldn't do Super Sonic. I could do Chrono Trigger at any point. You could not do Chrono Trigger. It's just like doing microwave instructions.

It takes some time. By walking around. You gotta, well, there's some tricky boss battles. That's why you hate the marble level. Cause you can't do it. I can do the marble, okay. You wanna, all right, let's get an emulator and on this show we can both play the marble level

We'll see who's better at the fucking marble level. I don't have to prove shit I have yeah, you know I'd be better at the marble level I have my original fucking Sonic 3 upstairs, and you can see the level of devastation The level of emeralds that I have in that game. I was not big on the Genesis. You do not have it I don't like the Genesis that much. I will bet you that you can't do That you can't get it. We should do we should do a gaming competition We should have the fans pick like three or four games. I don't think you could do it I actually thought about that would be a good

That would be a good YouTube channel Is a YouTube speedrun challenges where we give each youtuber I would bet you the super chats where I don't know how many shows yeah can't get a super song and how many tries one yeah I get one try to get supersonic well maybe two maybe two now you need how many do you need you practice I'd have to practice if I practice as much as you want like a. So if you come here you gotta go. If you come here you gotta go. If you come here and I can get supersonic.

You got three hours to get supersonic. I can definitely get in three hours. There's no fucking way you can get supersonic in three hours. No way. Oh, but I gotta beat all the levels normally? You gotta jump into the hoop, the big hoop. You gotta have 50 coins and go through a flag and then jump into the hoop. There's no fucking way.

This is stupid. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this.

I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. You gotta jump into the hoop, the big hoop. You gotta have 50 coins and go through a flag and then jump into the hoop. There's no fucking way. I- this is stupid. I don't care. Who cares? There's other games that I'm good at. I don't have to be good at Sonic, okay? Yeah, you do. It's the only good one. That's not the only good one. That's the only good Genesis game. NBA Jam sucked. What was the other good Genesis game? Chrono Trigger like you're saying? Chrono Trigger was not on the Sega Genesis. What was it on? Fucking Jaguar? Super Nintendo. What are the other good Genesis game? Chrono Trigger like you're saying? Chrono Trigger was not on the Sega Genesis What was it on? Fucking Jaguar? Super Nintendo

What are the other good Genesis games? Gunstar Heroes would be among the top Love me some Gunstar I can't look at you the same way you've never been Super Sonic I don't even want you to look at me to begin with And you jump and you hit and he goes WHAAAAAT

and you're like YEEEAA, YEAH LET'S GO BABY! The Sonic games are not that good. That's it. You are f- This is why this medallion is working for me. Cause you're challenging all the Sonic energy. Cause I'm probably better than Chris-chan at Sonic. I'm honestly probably the best-

You're probably better than Chris-chan at Sonic. I'm probably one of the best in the world at Sonic. I don't think you're one of the best in the world. Easily. Easily. Okay, well maybe we can uh, we should set up some sort of challenge. We can see Y'all anyone who thinks are better than me. I'll punch you right in the face speedrun challenge whoever can beat Sonic quicker wins No, you got to get supersonic though. Why do you got to get supersonic?

Fucking that's the game, but then you blow the whole run then you got a plane I had a game you have to get supersonic that's a take way too long Maybe for you. Okay the whole run then you're gonna play anybody and if you don't get super you have to get supersonic that's a Take way too long Maybe for you. Okay. Yeah, Vito's Twitter queued up cuz he made a fuck up again You're talking about the mr. Beast shit cuz he wants to run for president and he's like, oh mr Beast you saying you know, we're gonna do good things and never do bad things You know in what world has a president ever had their campaign be I'm gonna do some bad things When has anyone ever met their carpeting fuck whatever has someone made their marketing? Hey? I'm gonna do some bad things. I'm gonna fuck people over fuck never

They always twist it to make it seem like they're doing a good thing. They don't say how they're going to fuck you You know the entire point of the campaign is a't say how they're going to fuck you A lot of people to get them to like you Entire thing is marketing. Oh, yeah Candy bar shit. Yeah, it's marketing. Yeah, I know it's marco No, that's not how you get elected you get elected by giving people what they want shut Them they're gonna get Okay, he's a shit retard So the point

Guys got a great point. The point is that a presidential candidate at least takes some sort of position. He says, here's what I'm going to do. They don't just go, well, if I was president, I'd do what was best for the country. That's good. That's better. That's better than what they've been doing.

Taking a position is stupid. The fact that he tweeted that out is that it was a profound idea. You would never say something like that. I would listen to both sides and find a healthy compromise. Figure out an equitable solution. I would want... I wouldn't be bought off like politicians.

Or I might be if you want that. See, you're already dividing people by saying bought off and shit. He's just saying I'd listen to everybody and I wouldn't do anything that nobody liked. The point is that Mr. Peace thinks thinks he's being like profound and like Intriguing when he says these things you know unlike other politics. He's being profound no But he thinks he's saying what he would do the mere fact that he tweeted it out to his millions of followers It was a hopeful message Let's read it real quick, okay, it's better than anything you've ever fucking tweeted.

All you tweet is fucking I'm so smart, I'm so great. Let's hear a Mr. Beast incredible plan for America. The most brilliant man in the world. Yeah, it's good. Every homeless black person is going to go and fix their eyes and get my house. You're already saying divisive shit. I'm not trying to be president unlike mr. Beast who has why don't you type president in you? fucking idiot

Very divisive. Well very divisive here's mr. Beast President there we go. Wow, this is brilliant right here. I can't believe you said such shocking and insightful things about the state of American politics Yeah, I can't believe President hail to the chief is that what you're looking for buddy free how about hell to the chief? No, I'm not president music is what you looked fun. That's you look like president necessarily looking for that what the fuck kind of retarded thing is that president music this. This is what I wanted. This is not presidential at all! This is very presidential. Oh god, okay. This is like a fucking stinger for a-

Hail to the- Yeah, why don't you- Hail to the Chief. Chief. Give me a little bit of that president music. Give me a little bit of that president music right there. MarineBand.Hill. There you go, the MarineBand. Yeah, there you go. Why do they get their own fucking domain name? Fuck you. Music present music right there marine band Yeah, you know why they get their own fucking domain name fuck you. It's just something to do something fun

Hail to the chief. Yeah, but this isn't royalty free whatever. It's hail of the chief It doesn't they're gonna fucking strike it the military we own the military so anything they produce is public domain by Israeli now no, it's true. Who's we? You can use military footage for stuff They don't because we own it because we're the tax payer. I cannot use I guarantee they're all that he was strike shit all day! Whatever just play it. It doesn't matter. No, this is a fucking strike man. It's not a strike. It's only a minute long. This isn't good. It takes a second to start. This is the ramp. Now you skip the fucking- I skipped right to the good part and you're fucking talking

over it. Hurry up and read the Mr. Beast thing. If I were president I wouldn't care about party lines. I'd just always truly make the American people my number one priority. For problems I'm ignorant in, I'd have experts from the left and right advise me on them. And try to find the middle ground that's best for America. Wouldn't be viable. Don't care about doing things just because my party says I should. And would focus on uniting the country instead of dividing it.

Anyway, we can pick this up in 15 years when I'm old enough to run. He said any ways. Well... Not anyway. Okay, regardless, he doesn't know that the age to run for president is 35 not 40. No, it's 45. Oh, I thought oh no It's 35. You're right. Yeah, he's off by five years Well, mr. Beast. I'm so glad that you will focus on uniting the country. What a brave Stance, I can't believe what's wrong with that cuz that's something you like why are you tweeting this to make a positive message if I tweeted that

I would hope that everybody would stream and go you know what did you fucking? Is a good person much better person mr. No you're not you're not even you're a worse person than me I'm an infinitely better person mr. Beast no your dog shit Come here He's the food that people eat and you're the shit that comes out of the dog I'm not even the same digestive tract hard times Okay, that's all Debates gonna be like when he runs it's gonna be that and the other guy's gonna go like you're a pedophile

Like his fucking trans friend is a pedophile and then that but that guy will you're a pedophile. And only pedophiles vote for him. Like his fucking trans friend is a pedophile. And then that, but that guy will actually be a pedophile. And it's like, and first of all, you should vote for me. Especially if you're a pedophile. We are reaching, it is funny, the critical mass of, have you been watching The Boys at all? No, I hate that show. Well, I laughed really hard.

I don't know if you saw that the last season ended with Homelander killing a guy on the street She's like a regular guy threw like a beer can at him or something. Yeah, and then uh, he's like Right, yeah, yeah, that was it. Oh you were like me. Okay. Well anyway The character butcher goes to the kid. He's like hey, well, I gotta get you away from Homelander. He's like why that's my dad He goes, all right, you all gotta get your lot. Go watch your wife, Moomba, nah. Just spit up your chublins and your potatoes. He goes why? Well, cause he's a murderer. He killed that guy.

And the kid goes, that guy was a pedophile. And I laughed really hard. Oh, you did? That is exactly what. That's awesome. I laughed super hard cause I'm like, Yeah, that's exactly how you would spin it, right? He'd go, that guy's a fucking pedophile. You can kill him. I hate shows where it's like It's it's just a world. That's run by women

Mm-hmm and a lot of Hollywood writers because they're like the writing rooms are infested also with women So they have to pretend that this is how this company would act So the evil people are like evil but like the women's version of it and no one's really being an act whatever I Mean, you know what I mean? No, you don't know what I mean stupid You don't you don't really don't know that feeling it's like yeah, okay That the evil is not truly evil because it's like women's it's like Cuz women and the more person in charge is like a girl boss It's like oh, yeah saying that women more person in charge is like a girl boss. It's like, oh yeah, okay. But you're saying that women couldn't stomach

like a truly evil character. And your milk out of your tits is like the thing. And the guy's basically a baby, like a giant infantilized man. That's a callback to the- There's no men in this story. It's just bro, it's just like men who worship at the altar of women.

Oh my god. A man who's obsessed with his ex-wife. It's a comedy, they gotta do funny stuff. It's a bro. It's just like men who worship at the altar of women. Oh my man. He's obsessed with his ex wife It's a comedy, they gotta do funny stuff. It's a comedy for women. It's never been good. It's never been funny I like the boys Maybe the comic was good, but the show is just women women women And there's this character I like called Mother's Milk, and he's killing it And I love that guy and it's all like men's dicks and ass assholes and there's not one set of tits in the whole show. They could have some tits, I agree.

But they can't, because that would be threatening to the old women who were writing it and the fat women who were writing it. Shh, I guess you might be right. I'm upset that the Watchmen animated adaptation will not have Dr. Manhattan's giant blue dick that put pants on him. What?

Like, Incredible Hulk pants that grow? No, he has those like black V pants. That's a V pants. Well, they wore them in some parts of the comic book. They were in these black trunks or whatever. Although maybe I'm misremembering the scene. I don't know if he had his dick hanging out when he was in... I guess maybe not in the Vietnam scene.

I wish there was a super villain that could make these superhero shows and then people that watch them would get cancer. Stop spoiling Supergiller. No, in real life. Yeah, I know. Uh, okay. Finger pain.

No, not finger pain, nobody cares about finger pain. Right, I gotta chime in after that fucking finger pain. I had some major finger pain today. Oh God, why is it? Fucking nerve pain is another one Finger pain. Did we do this? I got something on the disc in my fucking neck

I had a knot in my shoulder This is so boring Finally had to get a doctor's note for work Fucking arm doesn't work no more Fucking bulging disc or some shit I'm off work for a month on fucking short-term disability Fixed income What is this show? Fuck a bulging disc or some shit. I'm off work for a month. I'm fucking short-term disability fixed income and What is this show? Is the show just people complain about their lives?

One pain pill a day. One pain pill a day. Okay. Fuck nerve pain. Yeah, but it's finger pain that I'm talking about not that stuff that you're saying. It's not just your generic pain of any sort. It's not on topic at all. It's not just neck pain and disability and- It's not on topic at all! It's finger pain. Ah, neck pain, you think that hurts.

My cousin got in a car wreck and he broke his leg. I'm talking about like, I can't do the computer. I have to do the computer because I'm addicted, but my fingers hurt. So I have to switch to other fingers to do the mouse. Hey, how about all these agrees with Vito ones? I'm fucked up and I just want to leave a voicemail saying Vito, you're the fucking man, dude. Thank you. I love you, bro.

Thank you. We're all Vito-files, man. We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files.

We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files. We're all Vito-files. I can't have the normal fan like we finally get a good voicemail. No, I appreciate that was good. I Can't say this to the audience. I get a lot of guys who go hey Vito, you know

Everybody's so mean to you, you know and they call you fat and they call you a pig and they say you're a fat Stinky pig and they say it's over It's an oinktober get your boink. I'm like, can you just get to the part where you tell me everything and then you're fat And you know and you can't lose weight and you're a piece of shit and they say these things They say you're fat and your comics late and you suck and they but I just want to let you know I'm a fan, but also they say these horrible things and I'm like, can you just okay? Whoever can make the longest version of that. I will read it Don't use AI. You have to write the whole thing yourself. Well, you know voicemails and say I agree with veto

Let's hear that. I Can't believe I'm calling to agree with veto about the fucking hogs to agree with Vito about the fucking hogs. Dick, you have no idea how bad the ferro-holic problem is. But I'm not even gonna get into hell. I'm sure it's bad. Fucking destruction and property damage. Stop bringing them. No, the best thing about culling the hogs in Texas

is that you get to blow them the fuck away. As someone who loves guns, why would you not Yeah, what the fuck, you like guns. use the fucking shooting clay pigeons or shooting paper? Fucking put that shit to work. want to shoot them and kill them. I just don't want to do it. If the Germans could figure it out, you can figure it out as well. They weren't shooting pigs. Well, in their heads, they just... No. In their heads, they weren't shooting pigs.

In their heads, they detached themselves from what they... Yeah, you know what? They probably did not detach themselves at all. There's one more that agrees with me. That's great. Let's hear that second one. Like this.

Can't believe I'm calling back again. Yeah, it's the same, wait. To agree with fucking Vito of all people. It's a second. Mr. Beast is not a good person. Oh my God! Those houses that he built, all those people, all those insanely poor people,

they immediately started flipping them and selling them. No, they didn't. To earn a quick buck. They will. They're not making anyone's lives to actually any better Right when he goes and fucking digs up water for people and all right fucking build some tons of houses Yeah, yeah, not actually improving the lives of any of those people they just fucking sell the shit or fucking pollute the water again Point so it's a good point. Just a net zero

Which by the way are fucking seizure inducing try watching even 30 seconds of any mr. Beast videos Anyways go fuck yourself They're not selling those houses Look, they might have net zero those people have a house and Look, they might have- It's a net zero. Those people have a house. He's putting this water in Africa, it's a net zero. Those people have water. I'm saying that the thing is like- The fuck is wrong with you people? Because you can do something effective with the money. But you will not. MrBeast did. You

would never and have never. If I was MrBeast and I had a big pile of money or whatever and the way I made more money was by pretending to be a good person and doing stupid stunts yeah I do the exact same thing nothing he's doing no you wouldn't why not why would I not cuz you don't you aren't everything I would be better at it like escape this time a story and nostalgia no mine would be more funny I'd be like I'd but it isn't it isn't that's why I know You know what I do. I'd build all the houses and then as everybody's clapping I'd have it set up from all the exploded Stupid bullshit

Sabotaging bullshit. Oh my god. Oh god. Oh oh we left the gas line on oh that sucks and I'm not a good as all the villagers are crying I'd get on I like our ego well that's mr. beast for you and I'd piss on all of them and fucking machine gun them like hogs anyway guys what it you would be one of the bad guys in predator not mr. beast who's a good person I I do think that uh look you think good people exist and how and You're are you the top of the good people? I'm not the top of the good. You're up there I I would I think oh man alive. I think I'm a pretty good person. Yeah Based on what way based on what like am I like am I making the world a better place?

Morals and generosity and hygiene. I think hygiene is not part of it. Okay, so strike one. Goodness. It's not part of it. It absolutely is. How? It's not a moral thing?

It's the most offensive thing you can be. Is it hygenic? I bathe. I am hygienic, okay? Look, if I sometimes take half a red vine, whatever. But at the end of the day, look, I don't cause harm to people. I am given the opportunity. What do you mean my attitude?

What did I do? What about that protest where you told all trans people they're fucked and they don't deserve to exist? That's not what I said. You see, Trixie the Golden Witch was streaming about me today and... You were saying weird shit about nerds. I didn't say anything weird.

You were saying weird sexual fantasy shit. I didn't say any sexual fantasy shit. Trixie said, well the difference between a male brain and a female brain is that men do this and females will do this. You can't park. And I said, okay well. You can't park, that's the only difference.

And I said, well which kind of brain do you have? And she's like, well you should know. And'm like I genuinely don't like I genuinely say brain She said like sex was like some kind of fantasy Yeah, I don't know it was some kind of some about the difference between men and women then want to control the environment Here's think she thought I was being like mean and I was like I was like no I genuinely don't know if you consider yourself to have like a female mind, you know? Because I think there's some trans women who if you get down to it, you're like, well,

what kind of mind do you have? They're like, well, I still have like a male mind, you know? Like I still approach things, you know, like if I see a hot woman, I want to have sex with it, you know If we drove somewhere Once we got there, how long would it take you to get out of the car? That's the question. Oh For the trans women women if I yeah, you and I drove to a bar Hmm, and we got to the bar and parked how long would it take you to get out of the car?

That's the question. That's the question. What's the over-under on that? For women? Five minutes. Five minutes?! Women would be offended. Women would immediately be upset that I asked the question. Trans women would figure it out. A woman would say, Fuck you!

My boyfriend used to yell, my dad used to yell at me. I honestly was not trying to be transphobic with that. I was, you know, I was like, you know, it's like we watch- It's too much horny posting. I'm not horny posting. It was very horny posting. What do you call it? There's that lady on, so I think you should leave.

And you go, why is this lady so funny? She's so funny. And you find out it's a trans lady and you go, I got it, all right, I get it. Yeah. I get it. And get it and she's like doing these big prosthetic tits on her Instagram is she the hell you go you know there's no way a woman is this funny that can't like what happened how

is this possible it's like well she used to be a man you know yeah okay all right now I get it yeah yeah it was a big revelation when is this gonna be like boomer talk what we're doing? I don't think it's boomer talk! I think it's getting there. I don't think it is! It's turning into a little bit Mr. Birchamy. Ah, it's not Mr. Birchamy.

I'm just saying, I don't even think it's offensive to just say, you know, I think having a male brain... Having a male brain... The problem is it's not offensive. Having a male brain in a female body is probably, if you really get down to it, the best possible combination See this is the horny posting part Of traits What the fuck are you talking about? Well cause you can

How would you want a woman's body? Cause you can get free shit And you can manipulate people You can get free shit And you can coerce the fucking, people gotta feel bad for you even though you didn't do anything You don't need shit for free If Boogie was a woman, people would feel bad even if he lied about having cancer. He would be Lizzo.

If Boogie was a woman. I guess being a fat woman probably wouldn't get as much sympathy. But you get a little more. You get a little more. A little bit more. This message is for Vito. Can you please stop talking over the Vito J Team Guy song? I want to listen to it in peace. Cut the fuck up when the song is played.

No. What? Are you retarded? Who cares? Fuck that song. People are paying for it. Good. I'm gonna fuck it up every time. Well, they'll just pay for it more. Good. So they can enjoy a compromised experience. They'll get it in. We're not doing that again. We're not doing another fucking blast of Team Guy songs. You get three. Three max.

This is, now that I know you have never had Super Sonic, I don't even consider what you're saying. If you play that song more than three times, I'm walking out. You're not Boogie. Boogie, I would believe. You? No. I'm not gonna stomach it know I'm not gonna stomach it I'm not gonna stomach it. Hey dick just wanted to congratulate you with the recent downfall of boogie 298 298 8 is my understanding you have acquired the fat gem No cuz he's his best friend now for some fucking reason. I believe you have 5 gems now 4 or 5 it's a lot man but great news Looking forward to what you do with the future once again right as always

Thinking you're gonna be right about super killer as well Vito when's that shit coming out man If you're gonna fail fail fast, that's good. That's good fail fail fail fail right away. I like what we're putting together Well boogies he's killing it. Okay. He couldn't be in a better spot. He couldn't be in a better spot. I'm not relitigating this. He's got all the cards.

He's got all the cards. No he doesn't. He has to sell them all to pay for his blood cancer. Which he doesn't have. So I don't know what the fuck's going on. The last thing he'd want to have is cancer. Alright, one more. One more. What's up? I am once again calling in to ask what the fuck is wrong with Vito Giswold? What are you talking about?

Holy shit, this whole episode, just time after time, he doesn't know how to fucking interface with the real world. Like doesn't know 50 bucks a week in laundry and there's no way he's doing that every week that the fuckers definitely waiting every other week So I don't have to pay 50 bucks and on top of that the fucking all the food touching and the licorice touch Licorice touching and made me even stronger Thank you. Thank you. It's completely okay to discriminate against is fucking fat people. Ah, thank you. I agree. Their condition is evident that they can't even practice fucking basic high-risk.

No, they touch everyone else's food too. They can't even manage, don't eat fucking 10 cheeseburgers. Jesus Christ, you're a veto. That's fine. Just don't touch all of them. Get your shit together. Gross. What do you think about that? I don't understand. 100 bucks a month for Okay, so if I went to

the laundromat, what am I going to pay to do laundry anyway? What do you mean? I gotta pay to do the laundry, I gotta pay, I got the laundry detergent, I gotta pay to use the machines. It's gonna be less than 50 bucks. Sure, it's gonna be like 20 bucks. No, it'll be like 10, 12, 15 bucks. Okay. 12 bucks. 10, no, it'd be like 10, 12, 15 bucks. Okay. 12 bucks, yeah.

Okay, so, and I gotta put all the clothes, I gotta go to the laundromat, I gotta come back, I gotta go back to the laundromat, I gotta take it out, I gotta put it in the dryer, take it out. I pay $50 to avoid all that bullshit and people can't wrap their heads around it? Do you know how much time I save? That's like two hours of work. It's crazy. It's not crazy. It's totally crazy. Would you rather that I pay somebody $50 to do my laundry while I work on the comic book or look at pornography? Yeah, but you're not doing work. You're not doing anything. That's what I that's what I keep trying to stress to you You're not doing anything I would rather you're just waiting at your email like to boss an artist around the writing is done. It's been done Mm-hmm. What are you doing?

Nothing. I'm doing I'm Whatever I Don't care. You know what? You're right. Nothing's happening 50 bucks Can you can you imagine if she my girlfriend came in I have all our laundry up for 50 bucks? Yeah. Yeah, it's great You have a lot you have you buy a laundry washer dryer. Maybe I will Alright, I'll buy a washer dryer Then you're gonna have to do it. I Would do it if it was in the apartment. Why don't you have one already? How long you been there?

I've been there. Well, I didn't plan on being there as long as I've been there. But now I'm there How long I don't want to spill you there though. I don't want I don't want a bunch of fucking What appliances and shit? Oh, so do you have a room with a washer and dryer? No. I have one with a hookup. It's in the kitchen. And it's just sitting there. It's in the kitchen.

Why don't you plug a fucking washer and dryer in there? I don't know, sir. Laziness. Well, I don't have room for it now. Now I got a shelf there. So I'd have to move the shelf. It's more like I'm going to have a pantry type thing. You got crackers and stuff? Where the laundry should be? It's got crackers where. It's more like a pantry type thing. You got crackers and stuff?

Where the laundry should be? It's got crackers where the laundry should be. It's the kitchen. So I'd have to take that and I'd have to remove all that. It doesn't make any sense. It makes perfect sense that I just pay a person to do my laundry. You pay people to do stuff that you don't want to do.

That's a waste of money. It's not a waste. It would be a waste of time for me to drive back before the laundromat. It's not a waste It would be a waste of time For me to drive back for the laundromat. It's like a two three hour fucking thing get the appliance and they fold it all You know how long it takes to fold all that shit. You don't fold I Don't do either one. Yeah, but I used to you know fold well. I get the fold so I'm paying for the fold You don't fold see now you're seeing now you're understanding you're going well. I don't fold You don't fold. See now you're seeing, now you're understanding. You're going, well I don't fold. I mean I know how to do, I used to do laundry, you know, when I lived by myself.

It doesn't matter, everybody knows how to fold. You don't get to go, oh I know how to fold. No, you don't fold. These people fold it all for you. And, it's very wasteful. They put it on hangers. You can't be talking about. They iron the shirts. Do you iron the shirt? Do you iron the shirt? No. I don't wear shirts like that. I only wear t-shirts. Oh, so I might have a unique laundry situation. You don't have a unique that, I only wear t-shirts. Oh, so I might have a unique laundry situation, which perhaps...

You don't have a unique shit, you're just lazy. You're just blowing money, like DoorDash, for laundry. It is like DoorDash for laundry. You gotta stop that shit. What, the DoorDash? Both of them. I'm not. Shouldn't be DoorDashing or paying for laundry.

I've been DoorDashing like crazy this week. What's your DoorDash bill? This month? Yeah. I don't know. Couple hundred a couple hundred bucks hot. Mmm Pretty good too much. Well, it doesn't matter cuz stock tip veto has been killing it everybody out there in stock tip veto nation Who's making money? He's still betting on AI sound hound is up my, my friend. Fuck Soundhound. Soundhound is the AI audio, whatever of the future.

AI? AI's going down, man. I can't believe you're saying this. Like it makes no sense. Do you use AI for anything but jacking off? Yeah, I use it for the show. We discussed it last time. Anything that's important. Anything that's mission critical.

I use it for fucking like checking grammar and stuff. Trash. You don't use it, nobody uses it for anything good. They just put, they cram it into stuff. Nobody is using AI for anything good. I have no idea how you, who is using AI and you see how powerful it is to go, well this is not powerful. This doesn't have any practical application.

It doesn't. You're fucking application. It doesn't you're fucking Whatever you make with it has to be reviewed by somebody who gets paid to review it alright Let's do it. Let's do a bet. Let's do a bet okay of what of whether or not a Nvidia is gonna be the most expensive company in the world for a year from now no well I will not and I don't think that's gonna be the way it is, but Whether or not... It's a bubble, man. Okay, we'd have to bet on whether it's a bubble. Well, you could do that now, just short it.

You're saying this is the dot-com bubble. Yeah, there's now all... AI's fucking stupid....smoking mirrors. Yeah. Where do you use it? Where would you see it? If you want to wash a machine with AI? I can tell you that the Soundhound company, again, Yeah Where do you use it? Where would you see it? I can tell you that this Soundhound company again You go to order a fucking cheeseburger from White Castle and you pull up to the thing and an AI voice takes your order And that's one less employee. You got to pay $20 an hour

The AI is more expensive than the Indian. There is no Look, okay. Yes, it is Yeah, I know that have you seen the restaurant where the orders you go to the restaurant and a guy in India is on Like a little iPad taking your order. Yeah, that's better. I Almost saw that I said shit is that actually we're gonna come up and they're gonna say a cheeseburger and we're gonna put a cheeseburger On screen you're gonna love it man. Let's go do some You're gonna love it man, let's go do some cocaine I'm not saying it's mind blowing man It doesn't have to be mind blowing

It's just like obvious places None of it fucking works It works, it absolutely works You're going to go to the store and you're gonna, whatever an AI robot will take your fucking order Until they say Microsoft's tired of subsidizing this

We're not paying a fucking 100 billion dollars or whatever this is to run all these dumb computers You know what? We're tired of Microsoft's tired of subsidizing this. We're not paying fucking a hundred billion dollars Whatever this is to run all these dumb computers Sound hound is a stock tip vetoes. All right, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Pick of the week Long bomb Stone cold lock of the week. Guys, we're gonna get your super chats now. I don't know why Dick's anti-AI makes... wasn't his problem anti-AI guy? Whatever.

Okay, well, Kufortoo, thank you for not killing yourselves. FR8242 says, on October. Governor named for Vive, can we hear the Veto on Twitter? The Veto on Twitter? Peto? Okay. Gov'nate name for Vive, Stinger Idea, Old Jizz Ball. You know what's great is when Dick's not here, I can just skip all this on October bullshit. FR8242 for 10, it's your boy Freight, play Veto, gay team guy. Nope. Synthetic Shinobi for 2, hey G-Hellas, you're overdue for a live show.

I agree. We'll have one by the end of the year, I know that. Synthetic Shinobi for 5, hey, you're overdue for a live show. I agree. We'll have one by the end of the year. I know that. Synthetic Shinobi for five, we're also coming up on episode 150. If anybody can think of something we should do for that. Synthetic Shinobi five, big problem are people who still attempt to talk to you despite the fact you're very obviously wearing both headphones in both ears. Dominic for ten says something about a song I'm not going to play.

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This is how I know AI is a scam OpenAI, right? How much fucking money have these morons wasted? Every single person that works at OpenAI is a huge piece of shit And I would rather have dinner with a pedophile than anybody who works at open AI. Look at what they released. Open AI imagines our AI future. Level one, chat bots, AI with conversational language. Okay, that's where we are right there. Level one. Level two, reasoners.

Human level problem-solvings. Nowhere close to that. Not even, not reflected in the technology or the science behind it. None of it. Let's go, you know what? Let's have another level. Why not? Level three. Agents. Systems that can take actions. What are you talking about? What do you mean agents? Well, it can make decisions. What's that? Without a human approving them. What? Well, like, where to send a drone? Human approving them what well a fucking computer box sitting there drone How would that even conceivably how would that happen? This is like the dumbest marketing shit that they wrote because they're trying to go public and that when they get when they IPO And every dumb fuck retail it all day IPO

Yes, when they put it in they're gonna it's gonna that will be the bubble right there And then the entire economy will crash right written by Kamala Harris right through the fucking basement and straight into hell after they steal the election I don't know if I would buy at the IPO price, but You buy open AI I already got Microsoft. It's kind of similar you have Microsoft. Yeah, you don't have Microsoft. What's wrong Microsoft? I just have the one thing just the S&P. That's it Little bit Amazon a little bit of GE. Well, that's my best

That's my riskiest. Have you ever watched the Palantir the the the fucking Sky Note videos, man? I I don't want to well, let me show you one. Why no? No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to Well, no videos then Let's see every time you guys played the song I will just sit quietly and you can play it through Fr 8 to 4 2 for 20 our now be time for Gallagher and the bearded butt plug I guess a pirate will show up Dominic for five You know the gay team guy brought to you by sweet baby incorporate Wait, was there a pirate super chat before I go?

No, it's this one scroll down there's not been an extra pirate shoot super chat. Okay 20 bucks says the pirate amount right? No Dominic five Vito the gay team guy brought to you a sweet baby carrying out Anita a CCO Cortez's agenda. It's a not Anita What's her name? Oh, whatever. Cole Markland for two. Very funny, very funny joke. Good job. Cole Markland for two. 14 days to Deadpool. Very exciting. F.R. 8242 for one hundred dollars. Requests a call to prayer please discuss halal

Pokemon tubby tits and fat emic oinks Okay So does he want you to read these? Dumb in jokes he's got here these dumb little little names. What's going on in Pokemon? What's going on in Pokemon? Somebody sent us a list of did you just get the email? I did get the email. I read the email from Allah I do get the email. Somebody sent us an email about it. And I said, thank you for sending me. The world of Pokemon. I said Allah Thank you for sending me email Allah. So Haram is good. You were trying to say Halal is bad. Halal is also good Haram good. Yeah. Haram good Pokemon. Haram good Pokemon. Halal. Bad Pokemon. No, that's not what halal is.

Halal mean a Pokemon of Vrowzee. Bad Pokemon. That's not halal. Early, all early Pokemon halal. Halal is the slaughtering of meat. Good Pokemon is shiny, Charizard. Hello hello is a lot of ring of me on a shiny a Charizard Yeah, I'm you do with me too with four card you put in I don't know how to work, but you put one card two card three card four card for me to other card Professor to Professor Oak in same hand Very hello, that's pretty bad. You don't know about me to four card me too. That's pretty bad. You don't know about Mewtwo, four card Mewtwo?

No, that's pretty cool. There also four card, uh, hamster Pokemon. So you gotta get like all- Hamarino, whatever his name is. Get all four in your hand and then you can play them. I don't know how it work. Look, Pikachu V. Pikachu G. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's meaning a lot. But that's all one card. No, it's four card. See, more Piku. It mean all meaning a lot, but that's all one card and no it's four cards see more people It means all of Allah all of card become one Become one Pokemon that sounds like you have to stare like an Islamic Because you like you look into my eyes a lot Allah Yeah, like I don't understand how this works but Allah work Allah knows

Allah knows not sneaky at all no tunneling You guys always make it sound Nooo tunneling involved We're just gonna bring four things together and make one big Mewtwo All for religion for Pokemon No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Another one of those tricks you guys put together. You didn't know about the four card Pokemon. I don't play this Pokemon shit You're trying to big league me like you don't know every fucking thing about this collecting shit like you didn't know this four card thing I I I think Pokemon's a bigger bubble than AI. I'm gonna say that No way to inflate it. Not possible. You can use Pokemon cards. You can't use AI it sucks

What can you use Pokemon cards to do? Playing them fiddling around with them. Nobody does that. You can use Pokemon cards. You can't use AI. It sucks. What can you use Pokemon cards to do? Playing them. Fiddling around with them. Nobody does that. You're the only person who does that. More people play Pokemon than use AI. Nobody uses AI.

I use, I don't actually think that's true. Only people making tech demos. AI is fucking dog shit. None of it works. It never will. Why will it never work? That's retarded. All it does is just take shit in and give shit out. Wow. How to make a pizza. Oh, you gotta get some glue in there to glue your pepperonis. You could have like a thing that goes, hey, should I really put glue on my... When I talk to Chad GPG... That's a

guy. A guy would do that. Chad GPG seems pretty smart. No, it's not. What do you use it for? Grammar and spelling and stuff. A regular computer will do that. Word has been checking grammar and spelling for like 20 years. No, but I go like, what is the grammar rule for this situation?

You could type that into Google, and it would give you the correct answer. Yeah, but now it explains to me why it is. And then I go, well, would it be? It's taking that from Google. I go, would it be correct to say this and they'll say yes or no. And it doesn't know. If whatever it tells you is not necessarily correct. That's true. It might be incorrect. I don't know. All I know is So much. Where's the pirate? Did you skip a pirate? No! He got 20 bucks for the pirate!

No, that's not it. Dick Peninsky for 10, Vito's weight gain has me feeling depressed. Can you play the Team Guy Vito song to cheer me up? Absolutely, I can do that. Alright, let's do it. Vito the gay team guy. Vito the gay team guy. You're laughing, you said you weren't gonna do anything. You're laughing already.edle the gay team guy. D-I rules. Beedle the gay team guy. Female game characters should look more like men. Beedle the fat team guy. Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat,. Brought to you by Sweet Baby Incorporated,

carrying out Anita Sarkeesian's agenda since 2018. That's what keeps people around. Love it. Love it. All right, let's see. Peter Wagner for tag. Can't wait for Deadpool 3. Won't have to refund that ticket since it'll be out on time.

Here's one for Team Guy V. They didn't say play the song. He said here's one for Team Guy V, though even say play the song. Here's one for team guy Vito. Yeah, that doesn't count. Yeah. J Rob detailing in Ireland for five euros says cheers lads with a little sandwich. Well, thank you. J Rob. Tubby tits Vito for to say my name. Piggy Cole Marklin for five PKA more like PK gay. I right yeah big ups to liquid Richard I like people they keep inviting me back on but I keep I'm too busy this month Jack but from Jack and Daxter for two Pig shit fake comic book is worse than fake cancer pig. Oh

Okay, well my fake comic book would be kind of funny if I just Just like don't release it. You know now it would've been funny But it would have been funny six months ago. Now you gotta you gotta shit something out. I mean I don't think it would have been that funny. I think it probably would have made a lot of people very upset and I want to listen to the show anymore. K-gon postal for two. It says I appreciate you guys.

That's gay. Actual Illuminati for 10 pounds. Just over 12 dollars. To Vito the gay team guy plays thank you. He gets two. No. Actually he gets it revoked for asking for two. $12 to veto the gay team guy plays thank you. He gets to Actually he gets it revoked for asking for two. Okay. Well fr eight to four two for ten Says knock knock now you get to go Okay, can I, can I read all of this? Ah, let's see. D.I. rules.

Can't play on my phone. Oh my. Female game characters should look more like men. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Nidalee, the fat team guy. Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, Nidalee, the gay team guy. Brought to you by Sweet Baby Incorporated.

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song and a message? You know, because the fans are so upset. YouTube guy brought to you by sweet baby You know cuz the fans are so upset when I interrupt this I don't want to interrupt the song or talk over in anyway We don't care if you're doing no no no I don't want Dick paninski for 50 because I can I please Those booty I've got something good for you this week Can't wait to find out what that is. FR8242 for 20. So I had to watch the Hallmark channel of my wife. Statsman broke in and said that nine out of 10 men want to watch movies with BJs, big

boobs and double penetration. Then he flew off. Bless him. Oh, we love Statsman. Chill Dog fan for two. Vito, the sci-fi sound fucking rules get a grip go f yourself my cunt For five Australian dicks Mario corner while Luigi in Japan is named waluigi because of the LR thing

Waluigi in Japanese means bad thus bad Luigi. Did you know that I did know that bad thus bad Luigi did you know that I did know that well I didn't know about that thing fr8 242 for 20 says it rubs the oinky on its skin or else it gets the hose again it does this whenever it's oinked Cooper to her you ready for oinktober freight we're a ways off 240 you guys are really blowing your own Octobertober load a little early. You can't. It's Christmas all year. It's oinktober all year. It's not oinktober all year. Now's the time to start planning for oinktober.

Okay. Well, I'm excited. Oh man. This oinktober. I celebrate privately though. Oinktober? Yeah, yeah. I make a pan of fried lasagna for myself. And I shove it up my ass. Cool for two.

Please make the next live show. Oinktoberfest. Yeah, that would be great. I don't want to do that. Dominic for two. Dick vs. Dick. Who could have seen this coming? Cool for two.

Asterios was right. Hashtag voted up unexpected guests. Todd Lariatus for two. Hey Vito, can your boy Todd? Todd? Okay, I get what it is there. Todd Loranus? Stop! I can say it. Yeah, okay. FR8242 for ten. Pee... something about penises. FR8242 for ten. I lost money on him, the only thing that would cheer me up is the Vito the Fat Team Guy song. Vito the gay team guy! Vito the gay team guy! Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay! Vito the gay team guy! Wee-ah-dee-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le- beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep 2018. Okay, well that was a good song. I'm always glad the fans get what they want.

FR8242 for 10. Big shout out to your man Martian, Bangin' Toons Bro. Yeah, cool. The locks for sick, the dogs say woof, the cow says moo, the pig says super killer. We'll be out before Deadpool. With a picture of a whale and he says now play the song please. No, no, you don't get both. Okay. It's ten bucks now. Ten bucks now. Ten bucks now. Two dollars.

Vito stop being a punching bag for the cow. Who's the cow? You? Me. Oh, okay. Chad Krull for five. I wonder how long Dick's goon session was when he found out Boogie lied about cancer. I don't think he was lying though.

I don't think cancer is cut and dry as people are making it seem Cuz that Palos that police should excite area. He should say that I don't I don't think he owes anybody an explanation of like what specifically could say that too I don't think he owes anybody that either I Think that like look at him boogies fucked. He's fatter than shit. Yeah, like he's boogie is Massively unhealthy. No his weight will kill him before the cancer so to like split hairs about well you lied about this cancer is kind of I Was doing it because it was funny that someone's so fat is gonna die of cancer

Yeah, cuz the fatness is gonna kill him I don't really care if he has, like, what type of leukemia or cancer he has. Look at him. Just fucking look at him. He's dying. There's no point. I'll say that your wishing death upon Boogie was, like, fun.

Yeah. This is just kind of like. I don't want him to be humiliated. I just want him to be dead. I want him to make a little bit of money. Yeah, get some money, some money from the crypto guy like the people saying oh you're scamming your fans I think he's fucking dead broke man. Yeah, we've talked about scamming. He should knock up. He should rob a liquor store He's trying to sell his house to Keemstar. He's got nothing What I just don't see why I don't give a shit

I think people should appreciate bogey for what is, which is, yeah, a colossal fuck-up and a... I like that he's swinging back at that guy. What's that guy's name? Coffeezilla? Coffeezilla. Yeah, get him. Call him an effster. I think everybody's just gotta take it a little less seriously. And yeah, Boogie's an emotional guy. You know, maybe that's valuable. Maybe it's valuable to have a guy who really, really is passionate. I think we live, you know what, we live in a society where it's valuable to have a guy who really is passionate. I think we live, you know what? We live in a society where it's hard to...

Uh-oh, that we live in a society got you in a lot of trouble. We live in a society. Yeah. Well, it's just like... Where we understand that touching kids is a no-no. No, no, no, not that, shut up, shut up, shut up. It's not that part. It's a... Yeah.

I think some people are still operating in the like Boogie is in a space where he goes why does nobody care that I have cancer He doesn't understand that we live in a post giving a shit world You know we're giving a shit is probably the most you can give a shit private. How does he give a shit? He thinks he does. I don't know I wonder I wonder if Boogie's ever you know been like oh this really affects me something That's happening to somebody else or if he only thinks about himself. I don't know. I wonder if Boogie's ever been like, oh, this really affects me, something that's happening to somebody else, or if he only thinks about himself. I don't know.

I think he's so, is he's so perverted by being online famous that he doesn't have like a him anymore. And maybe he never did. Maybe that's why he was good at it. Cause he can just be whatever anybody wants. Well, I'm just like, why do you think a guy like Mr. Medicker

is going to a guy who has lied about cancer for years and I don't know why you think a guy who's so irony poisoned as Medicare is going to suddenly get this don't touch the fucking medallion is going to you know suddenly feel bad for you it's like look just go to the people in your life go to the people you know that you're surrounded by stop looking the internet guys your life, go to the people that you're surrounded by. Stop looking at internet guys and expecting internet guys to feel bad. Stop pointing the fucking pithalia at me, all right?

I'm sure Medicare probably also has cancer, okay? I don't know. He's probably taking a lot of fucking pills. I'm just fucking around. All I'm saying- Now you're thinking of Ralph. Yeah, well, everybody's taking pills, it looks like. All I'm saying is, if you want people to feel bad for you or whatever, go to people in your real life.

Don't go to YouTube guys. Don't go to your podcast people. If you do, go to one in private. I'm sure if you went to Keemstar in private and said, Keem, I'm dealing with this and I don't want it to be fodder for the show. I just want to talk to you in private. I'm sure even keemstar And turn your advice is so bad. It's like the worst advice

Do whatever you want Jav City for a ten australian. Will you stop fucking touching it if you break it? We're gonna die if you break the medallion. It's gonna release whatever is inside it and we're gonna die And why are you even hanging it next to the guy from fucking Yik? That's very disrespectful. They should be on separate pegs. The Yik people don't deserve to be associated with this horrendous fucking rape trinket. Hold on, I messed up the thing.

Great. Well, it all happened organically. Why don't you get a shelf for all these little fucking internet characters? Because I have a washing machine, that's why. Yeah, well. Okay, so Jav City says, Vita, you were crying when your comics came, hit 35. I don't think I was crying about that.

What were you crying about? Just the fact that I'm a little bitch and I don't know what's going on. Also, I was very sleepy. When it hit 100k, you said you'd do write bios, so give us free shipping. I don't want the garbage toys and trinkets that you pack in. I'm going to double shipping for everyone who complains So Jav City Whatever your shipping cost was it's now twice

Rape is as for 10 is sending a super chat Considered how you were crying because you were so appreciative of the campaign And then then you got famous and EVS had you on and now you don't give a fuck I got famous what theS had you on and now you don't give a fuck and you're taunting people. What do you mean I got famous? What the fuck are you talking about? EVS had me on, we had a nice thing, I'm making a fun comic, people want it, it says on the page, okay, you're gonna charge shipping later, so I don't have to deal with figuring out

the fucking shipping cost. All I know is if you charge people for a comic the shipping better be included there the shipping is never included the shipping is should be included well it's not included side swindling okay well I'm not swindling unless you're a comm stealer what does it cost to ship a comic book is gonna be like medium mail it's gonna be like by the time you're done it will cost a billion of dollars. Or AI will have reduced shipping rates to nothing. AI's retarded.

Jehado bought for two. Sorry I'm late, has anyone seen Philip Pizzaz? MrDrunk123 for five says I miss low-techs. I'm sad he wasn't able to read iSum. God damn it. I had to talk. Those women had to kill him before he could read iSum. Damn. Those dumb whores. I had a friend I was talking to the other day. I'm like, kill him before he could read ISOM. Damn.

Those dumb whores. I had a friend I was talking to the other day. I'm like, oh, like low-tech. He's like, I like that guy. What happened to that guy? I said, buddy, I got bad news for you. He tried to be a trad con. Trad cath. A new year, new juju says leaving shit at someone's house is bad juju. So, turdry for five five imagine being forced to pay for shipping but once you pay they ship dicks in my ass. Nobody wants that VEETS and dicks. Nobody wants that. Hey imagine you buy something right? And they. Stop with this. Okay. You

gotta grab it off the thing. We forgot to charge you shipping. Well how much is that gonna be? Well we'll see. Everyone is getting a bonanza. Okay? You're getting, you're gonna be... It just seems like a ripoff to pay for something I already paid for. When I give you the details of what you're getting, you're gonna feel real good. Alright. You're gonna feel real good!

I feel like I fucked something up and I'm missing something. Well you were fucking around with the medallion, did you put it back somewhere safe? It's right there. OK. Let me look at it. Let me look at this. OK, that's right.

That's right. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Random guy for five. I just want to see what's going on. Is the last thing a Chinese man in Vito's trunk is going to hear. He's like, hahahaha. Would you push somebody onto a train track?

No! What the fuck? To save somebody else, I'm saying. No. To save two people. How? It's gonna derail the train. I don't know, cause I'm gonna kill two people

unless you do it. All right, well what are the ethnicity of the people? What do you want them to be? Not like a healthy mix. Between three people? They're all mixed. What are the ages? They're all mixed. All right, right in them all 12. Nice Let's see dread not for five dick. Did you or did you not tip or did you cower? Did you when the all beef pizza delivery happened? Random guy. Let's see Steve for two. Is there a pizza delivery happened. Random guy, let's see, Steve for two. Was there a pizza delivery?

I don't know. Steve for two, Vito's just. Guys, please, please, blow out your pranks and deliver me a paid for pizza, please. I know you guys are the biggest pranksters in the world, but what I really don't want is a pizza that was already paid for. I did never understand that. I was like, well, why would I not want a pizza?

Cause it used to be you had to pay for it. Yeah. The guy would show up with 20 pizzas and you'd have to pay. But then they'd stop doing that and these guys like don't understand it. That was the point of the show. Yeah, you would have to argue with the pizza guy.

The pizza guy would go, well, you ordered it. And you would go, no, I didn't. I didn't order it. Yeah. Okay. Oh, now I understand. Ha ha, I just paid 40 bucks. C for two, Vito is a sad Italian clown

We call him Pigliacchi Pigliacchi That's pretty good Laurence Devaney from Five Australian There's a middle ground on abortion, it's called the Regressive Party It is! Mad Explanist Coo for two, shouldn't dickpocracy be spelled

Dickpocracy Yeah that's probably correct P Is it po-cracy? I probably spelled it incorrectly. New Year, new juju, utter, whatever, okay. JJ for five, Vito. Padawful is the final solution. Final solution is the padawful. Well, padawful's killing it.

JJ for five, Vito making dick play the clip again, ruined it, I don't know which clip that was. Black Crimson for five. Utter destruction by padawful. I mean't know which clip that was black crimson I mean, they're just repeating the same thing. You want me? Destruction by pod about cows new year near you do you for two says utter Destruction and utter is gotta have more puns. Yeah Like a trick the cow thing, huh? Black Crimson for five- I'm more- I'm-

Alright, Black Crimson for five months, Jen. Thanks for snacks. Thanks for not killing yourselves. Crotch Knocks for five, Vito's defending them pigs because they're his big fat family. Oh, that's not nice. Oh, that's horrible. Two Socks, Calzini for ten. Hey guys, the dickpocracy bit is absolutely incredible. Bravo, great job. Great job. Let's celebrate by playing the Vito Team Guy song in its entirety. Oh, wait, how much I attend? Vito the gay team guy.

Who the fuck is my sword? Vito the gay team guy. Why do you need like eight props? Go, go, go, go, go. I need an iPad, a sword. I know what was tripping me out. Vito the gay team guy. I knocked Cyber Frog off.

Oh. Vito the gay team guy. Ah, fucking bang. Vito game characters should look more like men. It's not good. I know what was tripping me out. I knocked Cyberfrog off. Oh. Beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beed by sweet baby incorporated carrying out a new sarkeesian agenda since 2018 they're really felting me where is my fucking sword? i think it's on the table dude is it under here? who cares? get the dick out of here

you were going to get a fucking counter strike or whatever that thing let's see maxwell for 17 dollars wow, veto it's your boy prime Remember that thing. Let's see. Maxwell for $17. Wow, Vito, it's your boy, Prime. Hope you and your family had a blessed Ripperverse Day yesterday. It would have been great if Supergirl

dropped the same day. Ripperverse Day. Did you see that Ripperverse Day sold nothing and then all in like 20 minutes, it sold $50,000? Was it 50,000? I thought it was 20,000. It's $20,000 coming out of nowhere? Yeah. That's like the most obviously fake shit in the world

No one's buying Eric's fucking comics other than these like oh that reminds me Janky pay pigs that lined up in the first place. Well, I actually did want to buy one of Eric's comics on eBay I wonder if it already sold I'm gonna get a CGC ice. Oh, yeah, what's it going for like 10 bucks? 9.8? 9.6? I shouldn't have said it. That's what else is gonna outbid me. Oh, let's see. it going like 10 bucks 9.8? That's what else you can outbid me. Let's see selling them for nothing. I know rip a verse I know well, that's the weird thing about rip a verse day is like okay, so you had those trading cards like this document There's only 2,000 of these trading card sets and then they sold out and you're like, okay, and then he did the next campaign

He goes guys we found another Hundred of those trading cards trading called. Oh, well now they're definitely sold out, right? Yeah, that's river first day He goes hey, we got more of those trading cards. I go how do Why did you say only got two? How do you keep finding more of them? What do you mean? How famous do you think you are? Did you print four of these? Yeah. You're not this famous, bud. Somebody put in 70,000 copies, because his website won't let you go over the inventory. Somebody put in 70,000 and it would let you do that,

but then over that, no. So he's got 70,000 copies of ISOM floating around. That's exciting. I saw that they did figure out how many statues are left. Like he sold like 100 or something out of the 500 minimum order or something. He's gonna be sitting on all that shit. He's not this famous. He thinks he's like Kiss. I think there's gonna be a certain point at which the novelty of going to the comic convention

to meet Nerd-Rodic at the Rip-A-Verse panel. And get- his wife will eat you. And dodge Nerd-Roddick at the Rip-A-Verse panel. And get his wife will eat you. And dodge Nerd-Roddick's wife. I don't know, man. You're not this famous, dude. Nobody's this fucking famous. Bruce Campbell couldn't sell fucking $20 million of $35 comics.

Well, it is interesting. Somebody posted. There was a tweet from a Rip-A-Verse guy and he said, here's my CGC Yira. You know, I paid $125 for it. Right, right. And then below that he said, this is probably the last one of these CGC ones I'm gonna get, but I'll still continue

to support the Rip-A-Verse. I'm like, yeah, like, you can't, like I'm not selling any CGC, I would not sell CGC grade comics. I'm like, yeah, like, like you can't, like I'm not selling any CGC. I would not sell CGC grade account. I'm shocked that you're not. Oh, I just, I don't think that's for the, I don't think it makes sense for. Something that's not a collectible or worth anything.

You can't, you shouldn't manufacture a collectible. Like a collectible has to be kind of organic, you know? You can, you can, you can manufacture it in the way of being like, okay, it's limited and there's only so many, but the second you're doing the grading yourself, it's like, well, then this is never gonna be anything. You know, like the reason Magic Cards and Pokemon Cards are so valuable is,

most people did not buy them as like, I'm going to hold on to them forever as a collectible. They said, ah, Pokemon Cards, these are cool, and I'll get rid of them. Yeah, that also helps a lot. Not 10,000. Nostalgia is what creates a collectible. And nostalgia only kicks in after about maybe 15 years.

Cultural milestones, landmarks, globally recognized. Not hairy armed pussy that calls the police on guys making fun of him online. Yeah It's not it's not great token black guy You know what I could just analyze this forever and I'll try not to I just there's so much That's what people don't get is like, why do you keep talking about Eric? I'm like who's that? I don't understand how you don't see this as like a fascinating intersection of politics

culture Media and scams and yeah, and business. It's like There's no business in this. Well, that's why it's just a fucking huckster con artist It's the same thing. It's just DEI shit. Eric is the Eric. Eric and Candace Owens are just DEI shit. Oh wow, well we, I mean, Nick Fuentes says this stuff, but you know we can't have a white guy representing our side. We have to have black guys. We have to have black guys tell us how bad it is to have racial quotas.

Yeah, obviously I'm not going to listen to the white guy saying it. I need to hear it They need an Obama. To have, you know, racial quotas. Yeah, I'm not gonna, obviously I'm not gonna listen to the white guy saying it. I need to hear it from a black guy. Well, I mean, and then Eric gets up and goes, hip-a-dee-dip-a-dee, doop-a-dee-doop. You saw I made a video. I know he's not saying it very well. What, are you racist?

He's talking about how, he's talking about how, for one of his people. You know, society promotes based on race. Well he sounds like a fucking idiot the way he's like, oh, who is it? No, no, no, no. Come on. He just has a way of speaking.

Come on, come on, come on. He's talking about a video. He's talking about Thomas Sowell. Really? Not like any other, no one else? No, Thomas Sowell came up with it and straight, and then Eric. Yeah.

Yeah. It's all. Wait, Frederick Douglass, Thomas Sowell. Eric Chyne, leader of the libertarian party. Yeah, it's all Frederick Douglas Thomas. So Her child either the libertarian party telling us that DEI is bad and the affirmative actions bad. What's wrong with you? Why don't they just make a song about it then everyone would understand it. You saw I made a video Saying that his company is very non political. Oh Did he know I'd need my fucking sword? How non-political is it? Well, he made like one of those little charts of like everybody's like, uh...

He made a chart, did he? Yeah, he made a chart of everyone's like political affiliation, and it's like far left, whatever. And I'm like, I wonder which two ladies those dots are up in the fucking cuttin' kids wieners off part. I got my dick between them! There's nothing political about these nuts in the Saskasista's mouth. Mouth, I'll tell you that. He's a very non-political person. Let's see, FR for 10 says

Javelinas. Really, even a shithole Texans know that ain't right. I don't know what you were trying to say about- Javelinas, but Javelinas is you say it, pronounce it wrong. Oh, okay. Tubby Tits Vito for five. Vito, that beard makes you look like Leonard the Pig from the Angry Birds movie.

I should, I haven't been meaning to trim. It's getting a little out of control. Doc Nick for 10. Bunny, since ripatards didn't leave you a sticker, I'll give you one. Yeah, I want some stickers. Dreadnaught for two. Who loves girls? who loves pizza?

Pot awful. All right, Warren for two, Mr. Beast could get Super Killer out on time. I don't deny that. Trio Doug for five, you don't ever grew out of the watching Goron be phase. Again, I'm very limited to what I watch. Gambling videos?

I haven't watched a gambling video. I gotta stop watching that. I don't know why I'm watching that I haven't watched gambling videos. I gotta stop watching that. I don't know why I'm watching that. You gotta stop watching videos. I gotta stop watching videos. Just watch speedruns. Like me. Vito Cat No Runs. I saw a legit Mario...

Which one is it with the... On the Nintendo 64. Mario 64. I saw World record last night. Wow. Two nights ago. Was it live? Live. Like two in the morning. So live, two in the morning. How'd you know, how'd you uh...

Cause I'm watching these motherfuckers all the time! And he hit it! Do you follow a specific guy? Yeah. I thought you couldn't get any better in Mario 64. Of course you can. There's always like little, you know, little segments and groups. I thought they had it down to a science. No, get out of here. There's always a little, you know, little segments. I thought they had it down to a science. No, get out of here.

There's always a little bit you can shave off. Vito Cat, no run. Vito Eat for five Australian. Another lesson for Vito Snuff Clips. Don't ride an escalator in China. That is a good one. Escalators are very scary. Pretty much any machinery in China

looks like it will kill you. Sinuses for two. Get more mods for the chat, Vito. Please, Vito. We'll get more mods, I'm sorry. Johnny Rocker for five. Get Johnny. Let's upgrade, let's do mods right now yeah Johnny Rocker you can be a mod who's a mod oh my god who's a mod who's a mod how many oh shit why does it even matter if we have mods?

Well because they can make people who are like spamming, they can uh. Reckon? I recognize you, you're a mod. Yeah, Reckon's good. Reckon? Uh. Add as mod. Add as mod.

Alright. Reckon, if you fuck this up. No, no, no, just standard, standard. Yeah. If you fuck this up, you fucking idiot. Uh, Dominic? Yeah, you're good. Dominic's good. We like Dominic. Dominic's good. Dominic, don you fuck this up you fucking idiot Dominic yeah, you're good Dominic's good Dominic's good. I don't fuck around just if someone's spamming add as moderator spam

Do not disappoint me Dominic. Do not fuck up. Don't fuck this. Don't fuck up. Don't get off on it Go down the bottom Bottom go to the top on the top, baby. No, well, I'm saying probably people who would volunteer to be a moderator would... Who's that guy? Shay Hawk, I know him. I don't know him. Well.

I'm taking it away. I don't want him to have it. No, he's good. No, I'm saying if you go to the bottom, probably people who know how to mod are saying something. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Clipsama. Yeah, he's a mod. Clipsama's great. Add his mod, standard mod. He should be a super mod, actually. No, we've never needed this.

Manny Muskets, yeah! I don't know if he's named Manny. Yeah, put him in timeout. I don't know if I trust Manny. You're in timeout. Manny's a bit of a loose cannon. Yeah. But I will say. How would you describe it?

Random guy. We got Reckons. Reckons in there. Reckons in there, yeah. All right. We got some mods now. Get get rid of people Dickington Post so all you got to do is Yeah, people are spamming. There's three dots next to their name new mom. You know how to do it. They're mods They may have been mods before

Where the fuck is my sword? It's right can see it I? Can see it from where I'm sitting. Ah ha! Yes! God damn it! Let's see. Johnny Rocker 5, I saw the beef between Twixie and Vito. If girls who date black guys can say the n-word, then Vito and Jessie can be transphobic. Anybody can say the n-word. I'm the good kind of transphobic. I'm the kind of transphobic that says, do what you want. You're like the most taking advantage of trans people because you're like telling them that you're good.

You're like co-opting at the most. They can believe whatever they want. I'm saying, I want you to do what you want to do. OK. What do you want me to say? I don't want you to like make jokes about it. Do you want me to say you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life? Wow, you're killing it. Like, what do you want me to say? I don't want you to like me Do you want me to say you're the most beautiful woman I ever seen in my life? Wow, you're killing it Like what do you want? I wouldn't say that to any woman. Well, there you go. So are you talking about?

I'm not gonna say to anybody Because you don't believe what they believe and you're Not rubbing it in their face. You are though by by acting like you're an ally but you're not. I am an ally though. No you're not. You're just a fucker. You just want to fuck them. Okay, let's put it this way.

If a guy- You just want to scally their wags. You just want to plum their poop dicks. I think it's the same as- Release their kraken. With religion. I don't have to agree with your religion but I can agree with your right to practice it and to not be discriminated because of it.

Oh, word cell bullshit. It's not. Right? Alright, you're right. You know what? I'm just a horrible transphobe. Aqriyel for two, Borgorvito with the hip snuff hits oink oink. Justin Brodick for five, you need to watch Ghost Doctor Sonichu medallion video. Warns about the dangers of the medallion and dick and knicker in it under six minutes. I saw it, it was crappy.

They stolen valued your fucking medallion moment, man. Who's they? Muda stolen out from under you. Well, it's very cringe now. It was up for everybody. I got it and now it's cringe. You got it when it was cool. Yeah.

Now everybody's getting medallions. I now it's cringe. You got it when it was cool. Yeah. Now everybody's getting medallions. I think it's done. I think I made my point. I killed it. You made your point. Didn't I? Let's see. TBF for two.

Vito's so stinky he makes right guard go left. There was one stupid thing in that guy's thing. He was like, oh yeah, that got him. Then he almost got into a car accident or something. I was like, what? Car accident? Yeah, we brought him and then he almost got into a car accident or something I was like what? Car accident? Yeah we brought this up Ralph almost got in a car accident but everyone thinks you were in the car was Ralph. Ralph was fiddling with it. Well I gotta tell you guys this Ralph almost gets into car accidents all the time. I don't know how that's possible. I remember one time I think the first time that I met Ralph I parked outside your house and

Ralph backed into my car and he looked at it He went oh my bad, dude And then he drove off without getting out to check if he had done any damage to the car So I don't think was the medallion I think it's just Ralph My bad, yeah, he did lose his phone again too. Oh my bad. I want to get out and see if you did anything. Nah, I can't.

I gotta go. Double a man for ten. Please play the gay team guy song. Thank you for not killing yourselves because we keep regressing. The gay team guy song. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. The old gay team guys! D.I. rules! Ba-da-da-da-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT Chillin' the rice fields. Gay, gay, gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay was uh, Pot of it was posing as Mad Cucks. He made a fake Patreon as Mad Cucks. Yeah, you're not supposed to do that. To harvest uh,

Mad Cucks as fans docks. Well, that's what got him banned. I was not around for any of this and I take no responsibility for any of it. Why are you who? This isn't about you. I'm saying that's why he got banned. Because he made a fake, okay? I don't know. That's what I've heard. Well, you've heard what? I've made a fake. Okay. I don't know. That's what I've heard Well, you've heard what I've heard you tell this story. I don't know Why are you trying to add color? To make it seem like you question what I'm saying. I'm not a question

I know I know how treacherous you are and I fucking hear what you're saying. You're not staying out of it You're staying out of it by negating what I'm saying right now. Do you not see that you're doing that transparently? No I mean if that's what you're saying if that's what you're saying Oh, I hear what you're fucking doing Vito after you said medic or doesn't have cancer Which you think and I don't think Medicare you probably is cancer. I was a cancer was yeah, I don't think Medicare you probably is cancer. Is it cancer? What is he? I don't even know I Don't know what's going on. I don't know whatever you can do to make things better for you. I Got it. I see it right away. Well, you know It's very very long time ago, I wasn't around you know, then why are you talking about it? I was just saying it's interesting that such an antiquated drama continues to pop up.

It's interesting, right? That's very interesting. Yeah, interesting to you. That you can't stop talking when I'm explaining it. Oh. Right? I don't know. Like a weird compulsion.

I've never had a chat full of people just strolling- Like you're saying- like you're telling Josh Denny that he should be friends with Patrick Melton. Like you're inserting yourself into everything. I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Like you're the great unifier. Shut the fuck up! That's what you're supposed to do. If you don't know what you're talking about, shut the fuck up!

I gotta read the fucking chats! Okay, we haven't gotten this many hate fucking chats before. I don't know! What's a hate chat? I know what happened. Jesse made a fake Mad Cucks Patreon and got banned. No shit! They don't like that? No.

Ha! Shocker, retard! Hey, here's my Mad Cucks Patreon, subscribe to it. Oh, are you Mad Cucks? No, I'm a guy that's gonna use your docs against you. Oh, they're definitely banning that. No one on earth will allow that, you shithead. Oh, dick-dead it!

I mean, if I could have, I would have, cause that's bad! I guess what I'm saying is like I feel like I can't participate in this conversation cause I have- Then why is your mouth going like this? B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b a back-and-forth. I do show it no back-and-forth. It's great. It's better than this show. I Know it's the best Let's see Cybers and suck this for five business pot off. Jen is no money. I declare this chat Fucking a bunch of two buck chucks. Hey, check out this insult. For two bucks?

I don't think so. Somnick for two. I'd feel bad for a hundred, not for two. Insha'Allah. Cyphers and Suck this for ten. I think Pot-Ovel could be funny. I don't know. Play the Vitos Cat is lost forever.

At least that would be a good change-up. Wait, I might actually have that. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I hope he's doing okay. Phone it up. It's now or never. Feet just getting lost forever. I just wanna run while I'm alive. I think a little Asian lady stole him.

Fold it up, Eric Shane. Ah! For Riley. I'm gonna fucking suffer kill your family Better voted up while they're alive Voted up Did we ever confirm if this is AI or not? It is AI No one would

Yeah, but why would there be an AI? I have like a guy who sounds like a shitty Chinese singer guy? That's a good question Let's see cybers in the second. I know we do that Johnny Rackhamton. I agree. I think he could be funny, too He's too excited coffeezilla is being sued to think it through Riley's bit going to Eric's warehouse. It was like months long You know back and forth it brought a cow. Story, narrative, funny right? You gotta get like a rancher. Throwing a cow like no one cares about this man. I think if he had brought like an actual cow in a trailer no even that's not it. Yeah but I don't care. That's the problem. It's gotta be something you would care about. I'm not gonna be giving suggestions on how to think about it.

You don't know? Again, this is what I'm talking about. You say these things to put yourself in a position of people like you know, but you don't know shit. I know a great- I got all sorts of great ideas for pranks. You don't know a goddamn thing. Riley knows better than you. Riley would know how to fuck with me better than you. Not you. Here would be a funny one. I would get like a doll that looks like your dog and I'd cover it in blood and I'd put it outside in front of your house so you'd think you're... That's not funny at all.

That's like even worse than what Jesse would do. I know. That's psychopathic. Both of you guys are like Farva. You and Pot-Affle are like, are literally, are Farva from like, Chickenfucker. So yeah, so like sitting there

so what do you wanna do? You wanna play one of your games? Yeah, I'll call the Chickenfucker. I'm just gonna call him the Chickenfucker. Hey, Chickenfucker! Like, oh god man. That's the feeling. That's the feeling. I think- Me, Riley. I'm not, feeling. That's the feeling. Me, Riley. I'm not a Farb. Me, Riley, Cheeky, Fun, Shenanigans, You, Jesse, Tragic.

If you say Shenanigans one more time, I'm gonna pistol whip the shit out of you. Hey Farb, what's the name of that restaurant you like? What's the name of that country that rules the entire world, the Middle East? Shenanigans? Oh, oh, all right. Johnny Rocket, Coffeezilla is being sued by Logan Paul What's the name of that country that rules the entire world the Middle East? shenanigans All right, Johnny rocket coffeezilla is being sued by Logan Paul for accusing him of a crypto scam the same thing He's accusing boogie of his content is scammers and he doesn't do his homework good. I hope Logan Paul wins

I hope coffeezilla Gets blood cancer Paulo's sign me theory Omar whatever it is. I don't know what to tell you. Dead Cat for Tensis. Veto that bit would have been better with a different name. Well I like the name I settled on. Britsman for two to lose weight you have TBF. Okay Cyphers and Suck This for 20. Can you delete the problem transition sound? Spooky sci-fi only. This one? Please look. That's a good one. Let's see, Clip Sama for two pounds says, I want the evil transition every time. I don't know guys, I think that song is pretty cool.

Cyprus Dukdis for five, I can't believe Padov will win the dick sucking competition. I am proud of him. They left the fucking inflatable cow on my truck, right? Today? Yeah, no. One of Eric Jalai's fans. Right. I don't know who's...

Classic EJ prank. But, so they're in their car like huffing and blowing into the... into a stuffed animal. Isn't that a little... You didn't blow it up before you got there? Like yeah, you're winning man. That's awesome. Okay, so like... I have the head.

Well I don't want to encourage them to try again, you know, that's the problem Just a bad bit just a bad Bit PW project next time for five. I can't believe to be starting to charge for certain titles Oh, is this one where you use the word to be and then you talk about what if there was a fair there? Okay, and then we've never seen that attempt. You guys aren't gonna get me, I'm too good. I'm simply too good. Beach Hook for five, my goddamn girlfriend wants new pets

and of course it has to be ferrets, those smelly rats. No, don't do that, don't get ferrets. Why, do you know anybody who has ferrets? They stink, they do stink. You gotta get them de-stinked. Yeah, I don't know what that's about. PW Project for two, Vito's Gen Z song, beef and broccoli haircut, for real, for real. Michael. PW Project for two, Vito's Gen Z song, beef and broccoli haircut for real, for real.

Arrrr. Michael Winnick for five, Vito's always trying this weird medical crap but won't try the simplest. Stop eating oink oink piggy. MF Syrup for ten, Dick, please do how to talk to your girlfriend. I need that urgently. Vito's wrong because you should never talk to the cops even if you're innocent much less. No, you should just talk to the cops. No, no, don't talk to the cops.

Just don't talk too much. Scott, don't be such a prick about it. Lemon Trashy for two pounds. I hate the way my teeth feel after eating an apple. Uh, what? What's wrong with your teeth? Yeah, I think your teeth might be fucked up. Vito Kat for five Australian secret deposit wax

that's fucking up your whole life is between your ears. Teen Shock for two. Thanks for the laughs, boys. Beach Hook for two. Thanks for the laughs boys. Beachhook for two. Vito just asked what's your name? Oh and they go no your last name. Oh okay.

Oh yeah. What's your name? Oh sorry. I meant your last name. Yeah what's my name? Steve for two. How much did you eat this week? A lot.

I was talking to the guy behind you. Proble Monkey Dizwaser for two. Vito I got a Steam Deck. What games do you recommend? I recommend selling your steam deck It's not like a like a video game. It's like a handheld PC But I got one and then I realized I don't need it and I should have sold it a while ago So Tergory for five imagine calling the biggest problem the Dicks and Veets show and you do that it Chuck Dicks in my ass

Nobody wants that Nobody almost K-gon post for, AT&T just got hacked. Yeah, where the fuck were you? KGone post number 2, Sonic CD was amazing on the Sega CD. It's on Steam. Yeah, I did actually play a little Sonic CD. Bootyman for 5 Australian. Fake gamer veto.

Skill issue veto. No chaos emeralds veto. No chaos emeralds veto. Always with the Always with the issue veto No chaos emerald having veto always with the regular Sonic let's do a biggest problem ahead. We'll do like golden I wouldn't go head-to-head see who wins a golden

I have no respect for you after learning that you'd have never had super I don't care Because I know there's a number not even Sonic 3 I got it in Sonic 1 Okay Cuz I know there's a number- Not even Sonic 3. I got it in Sonic 1. Okay. Didn't you say recently it was like the first time you beat like Mario 3 or something? That's dogshit compared to- What are you talking about? Mario 3? You're a 40 year old man, you finally beat Mario 3? I beat Mario 3 every... And whenever I wanted to. Nah, you didn't.

Clip Sama for 2 pounds. Half Pint sucked. The marbles were good and funny. You guys are retarded. Two Socks Galzini for two Canadian. Vito sounds like Tommy Tallarico when talking games. He does, a little bit. I'm starting to see through it. Meow Man Chegs for 10.

Yes to D vs Vito. Super Nintendo Challenge. Do it and play that Team Guy song. Ah! I will beat you. Here's the games I'll beat you at. Sonic? Obviously. Kirby's Super Nintendo ball? Kirby's Dream Course. That's what I'm saying.

No, I will absolutely beat you at that. What are you talking about? High score? Yeah. High score. I will take the game. I will take the game. The guy with the...

The guy with the... The guy with the... The guy with the... The guy with the... The guy with the... The guy with the... The guy with the... The guy with the...

The guy with the... The guy with the... The guy with the... The guy with the... The guy with the... The guy with the... Be absolutely decent, that's what I'm talking about. Absolutely. High score? Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fats. Those are the two best characters. Yeah, no, not the other one. They're both exactly the same. They're different. A little faster. You can play as Camacho. Tell you what, we can play at the same time. You can play as Camacho, the pink Mexican. Yeah, I'll have a better high score than you. I'll play as, I believe it's Billy, who's the other shotgun character.

Billy. And it will be a high score challenge. You will lose. I will not I will break you You're gonna lose you to die to the first guy. I'm gonna bury him with his money. No, baby No, all right sunset riders, I'm down bomb a gumper for five there was a farmer. We had a pig video was his name Oh The turdry five magic kicking 50 rings jumping through a hoop, and when you reach the bonus level, it chucks a half-pipe in my ass! Half-pipe in your ass, nobody

wants that. Nobody wants that. So, after the suckers for five, I think a dictator Vito would end with a large number uninstalled in a racist way. Dictator Mazersin would at least let me drink raw milk. Poundable man for two, yeah Baggy Schmidt, play that guitar! Pigeon for five, politician V two, yeah Baggy Schmidt, play that guitar.

Pigeon for five, politician Vito, future president Vito, always with the hot political takes. Cole Marklin for five, Vito I'm playing, or Dick I'm playing Red Dead Rems, for the first time should I be high or low honor? High, you get a better ending. It's harder to do but you get a better ending. See, I couldn't be high honor because I walk into town and I press the wrong button and I stab an old lady like 10 seconds in and I go, oh, now I gotta kill the whole fucking town because they're all mad at me.

Crunch knocks for 10. Vito, just imagine Boogie gets ejected from vehicles, launched to a wall and has his remains picked through by starving kids. Does that make you horny? Would you watch that Vito? You dirty little piggy. Would you watch Vito? Boogie. Flying and smashing into a wall.

See, you guys all pretend that you're not watching this shit and then hang on Twitter and one of the top things is Hey watch, this lady crashed her car into a pole and decapitated her kid. No one's watching that! Yes it is! It's like getting retweeted all around X. No. Maybe in your circles. I don't see that shit. Yeah well, I mean it was in the racist circles of well, that's what those people do and I'm like I don't think you can say they're all driving around Asians. No is a black people. It was black Palestinians Just you know another attempt to come down on the black community

clip Sama for five Pounds the boys is 100% a girl show. Yeah season 3 was about how a guy wanting powers was toxic Masculinity and he gaily apologizes to his going had the boys sucks. It's always sucked. It's always fucking stupid We sucked all of its dumb now There's a lot of good stuff he's sitting there for like 10 minutes watching his girlfriend get evaporated because a guy runs through Oh my god, oh god, oh my god, I'm so bad, I'm so bad. How many seasons did you watch? Like one, two? I watched up until they're having a big orgy. No.

I was like, this is, I'm done. You watch Game of Thrones? Oh god, no. That's trash. Jesus. If you watch Game of Thrones, you deserve to die. What shows do you like? Mad Men, Gary and the Demons.

Sure. Inside Job's good. I just started watching that cartoon. Yeah, I've heard good things. Intervention. Intervention. I'm gonna like scripted dramas, but sure. I guess that's it. I don't understand. You're like Game of Thrones It's like trash Did you watch the whole first season? No

It's like this is just crap it's like people pretending to be Alien Knights and stuff like who fucking cares Alien, knights and stuff, like who fucking cares? This sucks. Do you know how dumb it is to describe any TV show? It's like, so what, it's just people pretending to be knights? What do you think fucking entertainment is? Oh wow, oh there's, and they're like... So he's like pretending to be a spy?

So this guy's like wearing all this gay shit and he's like,, there's dragons like where are the dragons dude? What are you talking about? You're just like a guy in a soundstage Fucking so most jaded way of describing fucking sucks At the end of the guy, but hey guess what to be somebody gonna happen next week. Oh man really something's gonna happen next sucks Vito's cat for five Australian the pigs are not scared the pigs are angry and resentful of Mr. Beast's charitable actions Geeks for five I'm shocked Vito has never gotten Super Sonic. He still thinks he can play the game better than that. I can't believe you've never gotten Super Sonic. I'm just not a big Sonic guy. No, but you're not any good.

If you if you could get Super Sonic you would get it. Okay, And you can't... Maybe I'm just not good at Sonic. At games, at video games. Sure, I'm terrible at video games. That's like saying I'm not good at Mario, but I'm good at video games, you're not. I think I'm pretty good at video games. I think I'm definitely better than Mario. Nah, not if you don't...

Better than me? Yes. Oh man, I knew a guy who thought that. Really? Yeah, he got showed up pretty good. Mm, might have showed up pretty good. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm on all the self check counts. Oh, shit. I'll fix it. Okay. I read the rest.

I didn't know. Let's see. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- Let's see. Bender for two says play the Veto team guy chat. I don't know what that means. Two? No. Wrong. Rusty Shackleford for five. Habitat for Humanity is donated washing dryers for cheap. Friend got a set for five. I don't want cheap ones. I get nice ones. K-gon Postal for five. I don't want a bunch. Look, when the comic is done, I'll have some time. Maybe I'll reorganize my apartment. I'll buy a washer dryer. I'll buy a fucking refrigerator. With what money? You spent it all.

I didn't spend it all. Why does everybody think I spent all the fucking money? It's been like two years. You gotta live on that money. It has been one year since the campaign. Okay, why does everybody got to make it sound like it's been an infinite amount of time? Okay, and I'm not gonna compare myself to other people, but I am gonna compare myself to other people. There's a lot of guys whose comics are infinitely later than mine. We ran into a minor production issue Okay, and now we've like guys who are dead. No guys who everybody loves and they're all whatever Okay, I'm not gonna call him out by name because I like these guys, but there's that there's one guy I know he's kind of three four years late who?

the podcast guy Ghost radio. No, Who's Ghost Radio? I don't know. His name starts with a... well, I don't know. It's one of the two guys. Or maybe it's both of them. Who is it? There's two guys and they have a podcast and they did a crowd-funder for a comic book. And it's like four years late and they still podcast every week.

And I'm like here, okay? They podcast every week and everyone's like, Yeah, take your time. We know you guys. You guys are great. Tag every weekend. Yeah, take your time. Okay. We know you guys you guys are great Thank all the time you want your comic. Yeah, but you shouldn't take all this. I'm not I am not I'm fucking oh my god K-gon poster for five. I don't want a bunch of appliances taking up a room in my place also veto see this cool Exactly blocking the door. That was only 300 bucks. Look at all these fucking super chats. You're reading too slow

Are you gonna step up your reader reading pigeon for five my favorite part of tonight's show was anemic critical roasting vetoes Domestic habits rosy Shackleford I'm critical Anemic I think you're calling you moist critical in Rosy Shackleford for five UPS paid 1.5 billion to develop an AI root management system after four years of updates. It's still worse than the old non-AI system pie. Yeah, it's fucking retarded. Soundhound, bobed the Cylon for 10.

Soundhound's a BS company, worked for multiple AI startups in the past decade. Soundhound was always the company that was on the verge of being the next best thing, but it has never materialized. Because it's dog shit. AI's stupid. Meowmang checks for two.

Vito skips so many Super Chats. Make him pay. Make him pay. Cole Marklin for two. Episode 150, Dick reviews Superkiller live. No, I got to let everyone punch themselves out, because I know they can't review shit. It's exhausting.

David Gomez for six. Gay team guy dropped for the skip parts of my Super Chat last week. Six will not get you a song Clap your hands for ten y'all should get EVS on to review super killer when it eventually drops DEI rules DEI rules! OztheNix for five you know skipped oinktober super chats where you're gone to the bathroom carrying out a Vita Sarcasm agenda You skipped oinktober!

They're lying, they're making shit up They're making shit up, they knew you would come back and believe anything they say. Rusty Shaggle, thank you for five. Also, says the same thing about UPS. Michael Winning for two. Pokemon, you know, that 30-year bubble. Yeah, how's your bubble cooking up over there, Mr. Hymns? Mr. Hymns! Why don't you walk the plank, Mr. Hymns? Pokemon was not always at these heights. Why do you think Hymns has anything better to do than Pokemon? What's the PNLs of Hymns?

You see, uh, PAL World just got acquired by Sony. Darvo, classic Darvo. Did they really? Yeah, they're gonna make it into like a whole cinematic... They want like TV shows and movies and shit. Wow! I can't wait. I'm just saying, Pokemon is gonna start facing- So they did good.

So you were wrong. They did rip off Pokemon and they nailed it. Which I said they should do. No, you said everyone should do their own things and not rip off. That's what they did. No, they didn't. They ripped off Pokemon. They didn't call it Pokemon.

It's not Pokemon. You can do what they did I said to do what they did. I said 100% Do it just rip off Pokemon. Don't make Pokemon just rip it the fuck off Okay, you could have had an entire franchise yourself Michael winning for two. Yeah, okay case swindle for five I love the dick talks about AI like we've had it for 15 years And they could never figure out what it does meanwhile I'm a robot I've had it for 15 small mouth advisor for five you just have shitting on everyone That's bettering themselves including your comic indie friends and their projects worry about super

What are you about your own self? I'm not shitting on everyone you shit on Matt Barr Okay, well I did shit on Matt Barr, who really needs to just... That guy's fucked up. Bro, just make some comic books. Why are you crazy? Just have a drink, man. These guys are really like falling down over the fact that I don't know what they thought their comics gate thing was, but then it's like, hey, biggest problem, we gotta EVS on.

It's a past to not get made fun of. I thought I was in some sort of a club where we're not getting made fun of. Is that not right? I was in here every day at the club, not getting made fun of. And now I see that Riley's making fun of me. I hope you guys are gonna do something about this. I'm friendly with EBS.

I like the things he makes. I've been on his show. Friendly? Less than, like six, like twice, maybe three times I've been on that show. All right. You see the action figures he's making? They look great.

Yeah. The Rainbow Brute action figures. Sure. I'm excited about that. They look better than yours. I don't have action figures, so they do look better than mine. You wouldn't have no thermos in a lunchbox if there was a Rainbow Brute lunchbox.

There's better stuff than a thermos in the lunchbox. No, there is not's not there's not cuz that's where the liquor to be mr. Banks for two says where's that Captain come beard Awesome extra to sorry for snitching veto. It's all right. Chud Bronson for 10 Canadian video We thought the problem is you play that song! Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep Cross purposes for five Canadian the gay team song request will continue till the signs put on the website All right. Well, I gotta do that David Gomez for forces. Here's the other four for the sign. I came in late Me zero four one two. Oh Yeah, imagine you're getting over your fake cancer and then Chuck Dicks in your ass no one wants No one wants that fake dick in your ass random guy for five Canadian what donation amount would it take to play that Eric video? Talking about his political landscape.

It's honestly like not even interesting. It's just like, he's so exhausting that guy. Yeah he's tough man. Sir Seatsitter for $8.88. I don't know, maybe we'll consider it if we get another something. $8.88, wow, 1.3k watching live, less than than 500 thumbs up on the stream smash that like button Oh, we gotta get people to say like but that show this show rules You've gotta get people to smash the like button you gotta smash it up

Peatong for five. I'm late. Whatever the video is I'm in for it. Oh Jesus Banda for 20 mod me. I'll ban everything that isn't a member or fog. Well, that's not helpful at all. Fog! Cypherson sucked us for 10. Members suck, mods suck, I'm the only cool guy in this chat. Hail possums. Omar, sadly for 10.

Longtime listener, first time super chat. Hey, thanks Omar. Just wanted to say thank you both for all the laughs. Vito, thanks for taking the bullying so well. You're doing the bullying you're not taking bully who am I bullying me for starters and the audience that you're charging for shipping you know the people that you tricked to buy your comic and then you're charging them extra bait and switch it is it's a scam

it's a crypto scam you know I always wanted to bring that problem, is people use the term bait and switch incorrectly. Cause that's, cause you, cause you are doing it all the time. It's 100%, not what it is. You're baiting and switching everyone, number one. No, that's wrong. Number two, complaining about the bits that everyone likes. And three, bringing in crappy. What bit did I complain about?

Bringing in crappy, always complaining about Vito's booty saying that you don't even understand it. I love it. Bringing in shit like this. We just did. Bringing in shit did I bring the crappy always complaining about videos saying that you don't even understand I love it like this Bringing in shit like that. I didn't bring that in some something in you forced it. I brought in dickpocracy, which I think is both wrong Well, I can't answer I don't know anything about that We're having a lot of fun. He says you're're insanely talented. We'll make it big in comedy soon, which makes me think he's being sarcastic. But thank you Omar. Meow Mang Chegs for, God, I hate this.

Coo for two, thanks for not spamming yourselves. So I was just talking to Vito, what's wrong with you? Coo for two, we have Riley at home. Riley at home is a cow. Donjay for 10, when's Destiny getting back on the show with Vito? I, when's Destiny getting back on the show video? I sent him an email inviting him on this show to talk about Boogie. He said he was too busy. Beach Hook for two says, I got you. My girlfriend has to be and then the word ferrets. So I was

got but Dick missed it, which means that he is punished and has to drink cum. I'm a retard Okay, you got me Austin extra to videos at TBF. All right, you got me Steve for two I'm guessing 294.3 I think that's about right. Go for two Reminds us that we missed a TV. All right, that's it. Let's do the fucking show It's that we missed a TVF. Alright, that's it! Let's do the fucking show! Here we go! And for offer two, we need a Dick and Vito PKA drinking episode.

What's the game where we smash all the toys? Vito's booty! Of a man who tweets about little boys? Vito's booty! What's in the box? You know you want it. Vito's booty! Get on the scale or I smash it to shit!

Vito's booty! Vito's booty! Vito's booty! Vito's booty! Vito's booty! Vito's booty! VEEDO'S BOOTY! VEEDO'S BOOTY! VEEDO'S BOOTY! VEEDO'S BOOTY! VEEDO'S BOOTY! What's it gonna be lad? You know you've walked about a thousand miles to get here and you're gonna walk one or two more if you want What's in this box? So we've got to the point We've done so many of these you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

I know I know I know based on the way you're holding that box what that there is a pop figure inside it Why do you know that there's like hold it up. There's a hundred percent not a pop of the box There's not a pop figure in here. I Promise is a pop figure in there. It's not a pop figure. It's something good Why do you say something good? It is something good. It's something that I would love to have One of a kind smash one of a kind smash it. Oh Are you sure about that? I'm gonna give you one or two times. What is it? Where the fuck is the- where's the fucking thing? Oh there it is. You took it away, didn't you? This sucks. You took this away from me! I didn't take shit

away from you! What the fuck? I can't see anything now. Well whatever it is, I'm not even gonna be able to see it when you smash it. I'm gonna give you one or two more of these. Just smash it. I'm gonna give you one or two more of these just smash it I'm gonna give you one more just smash it smash it smash it. Okay. What is one more just one more just smash it What oh shit, I'm showing people at home. What is it? I can't even see it What I didn't turn the fog on like this. I can't see anything What is it? I'm letting you look We have to wait for the fog to go down

You can see the box Toy well, I don't get it cuz I should smash it. All right. I'm gonna set the camera up for the smashing Wait, why what is it? Says it's something good. Okay. That you're not gonna wanna have smashed. Oh. Well, that's the way it goes, I guess. This is my boogie week, huh? What is it? Just say what it is.

You don't need to set up the camera. No one's gonna be able to see anything because you filled the fucking room with fog. They're gonna be able to see. Okay. There, see? fog they're gonna be able to see okay there see now we can see should I change my mind should I change my mind it's up to you how many of these do you want the camera to smash it you want is what I'm saying I just smacked it okay how many of these do you want just can't even see because of the fog just that you move the thing. What is it? Oh, man. All right

Let me just prepare my smashing. What is it? Let me prepare my smash. I don't like this bit What do you mean? I just don't like it. I just don't because I don't know what to do We gotta wait for the fog to go down We just get it over with what I mean for the fog to go down. We just get it over with. What is it? I didn't mean for the fog to go on for this night. Just make it look. Just... We're never gonna be able to see what it is. Hold on, let me turn the fan on.

That might help. It makes a lot of sense that you do a visual bit that involves smashing something. I didn't... I was trying to turn it off. Yeah. See, I'm turning it on. Hold on. There. Okay. Look. It's kidding. It's going away No, it's not. It's just circulating going away. It's going away big. Oh my god. This episode is exhausting Open the door. Oh, no, you open the door. All right, can we get me a diet coke? You fucking do it Try to peek at it. It's a pop figure. I think I think pop it's something small and stupid

Oh, hi, buddy! Hey, come here! We gotta wait for the fog to go away. Bro, I'm not stretching this out another fucking five minutes! What do you mean? You're the slowest reader in the fucking world! Oh my god, I'll read a couple super chats. You are reading so fucking slow! Oh, I'm sorry, you don't think playing a two minute song for half the super chats might slow the show down? You read two dollar super chats, like they're the great guide speed.

Shut the show down. You need two dollar superchats, like they're the great Gatsby. Shut the fuck up. Oh, the show's too long. I better play a fucking stupid stinger song every two seconds. The stinger song only took like 30 seconds. Let's see, OK, Koof, yes, with a TBF. GRA for two, we need a dick. And yeah, OK. Koof for five, it looks like people

are getting out of the Aaron Imholt business. Did you guys see Keanu and Anthony turn on him? Yeah, people don't like Aaron Emholt right now. Rusty Shackleford for five challenge Richard Super Smash Brothers. Not bad at that. Jay Berg for two hogs are a problem, but TBF feral. Let's see Clipsama for two pounds. Just make fun of Adam and Sitch. You're not their friend.

I have no idea who you're talking about. Bob McGumper for five. I'm team guy Vito, but he's gonna show me what weight loss looks like, oink oink. Doc Nick for two, mother's milk or mother's milk. What will it be? It's not mother's milk. Cypherson Suck this for five.

It's not a mother's milk. No, it's a different pop figure. No, it's not pop, it's not a pop figure at all. It's not a pop figure. No, it's something very one of a kind. Something that you've never seen before. Okay, well now I know it's not good. It's two for five. It is good. Are you guys going to Tabl, well now I know it's not good. It's good.

Two for five. Are you guys going to Tabl- No, it's not good. It's something good, I promise. Tabl-Con August, no, I'm not going to Rochester, New York in August, I don't think. You're going to Rochester. What if there's something good there?

We did want to do a Biggest Problems show in New York, but we couldn't figure out a venue, I guess. We might still do that at some point. What the fuck are you talking about? I guess. We couldn't figure it out, I guess. One guy said he might be able to get us a venue... There it is! Look, look, look! Now the fog is clearing. Now the fog's clearing.

The fog is clearing. Okay. And you have one more choice. Just... yes or no. Just smash it. Smash it. Or yes or no. At this point, you know what?

You wanna smash it or not. Yes or no to the smashing. Or you weigh yourself. And you get it or not? Yes or no to the smashing. Or you weigh yourself. And you get it. And you get what's in the box. It's not a Funko pie. Okay, but it's something else retarded. No, it's something good.

They've all been good so far. It's not all been good. Smash it. Smash it. Oh boy, okay. Okay. Either you're a very good actor, or it's actually dog shit. Oh boy, okay. Either you're a very good actor or it's actually dog shit. Because the way you're talking about it makes it sound like it's terrible. It's not terrible.

Okay, well it's good. Now you're reverse psychology-ing me because I'm like, wow, how good of an actor is Dick? It's not reverse psychology. How good of an actor is Dick? It's something good in the box and you're smashing it You have said that some very terrible things are good What do you mean? What's one bad thing that I've said is good? Just smash it. I don't care. Are you sure? No, I might care. You know what? It might make me very upset, but I feel like for for today, you know

I feel like it's I feel like it's something I want to get your face in the camera so you can see it get smashed Because I don't want okay. Just I don't want you to I don't want to miss a second of you Is it a magic card is it a magic card is a video game? It's not a Pokemon carry. I'll give you one. I'll give you three questions. I'll give you three clothes. Okay, okay? It states you're wondering questions I'll give you three clit okay okay states you're wondering I'll give you three questions like yeah you can't ask the sea of such a thing would never ask it would never answer you guys three questions you're gonna really

generous you can ask one one question one question okay three times you can ask it three times you can ask one question three times You can ask one question three times. I don't know what to ask. There you go. Here's my question. Why are you doing this to me? Here. Alright.

What is it? You're gonna smash it, right? I'm gonna smash it. You gotta say I'm gonna smash it. I'm gonna smash it. This is a verbal contract. I solemnly swear that I will smash it. Okay. Here you go. Let's move all the stuff. Am I the one who smashes it or do you smash it? I smash it Well, I'll smash it because you're not very good at it. Okay. It is a man

It is a doctor disrespect. I told you it was good one of a kind Hold on, I kinda don't want it. One of a kind. This is actually gonna be rare at some point Yeah, but you fucked up and now it has to be smashed! Alright. Oh, Jesus Christ! Hahaha! Oh no, the poor doctor! Can you hear me now, everyone?

We're back on, the audio's back on. Dude, you need to be less aggressive with the killing. Why don't you go fuck yourself! Ah, what the fuck! Hahaha! Fuck you! I did the stupid bit, alright? You're not allowed to get mad because I didn't open a Dr. Disrespect figure

What are you fucking on your phone talking shit about me? Because you fucking broke the show with your fucking- Stop! Oh my god, you need a less insane hammer for this bit. Why? Because you knocked all the audio off! I'll bolt it down! Do it- do it!

Doctor disrespected that by trying to fuck a child! That was very disrespectful of you to the show and the listeners. You destroyed the audio of the show. I didn't do that! You did it! You chose to destroy it instead of going on the scale. Well, guys, what a great show. Dick, of course, with his retarded chaos, ruining everything. I can't see any more Super Chats. Have we got any more? Great.

Where did this even come from? I don't know where any of this shit comes from. It just shows up to torment me for some fucking reason. Oh, man. Why's it got all this fucking paper in it? You got to admit, I'm really good at smashing the shit. Yeah, I know That was good though. You shut down the whole fucking show for ten minutes No, no that was good

You're showing an old one kiwi farms gonna have a fucking connection Oh, you're right cuz it's the wrong overlay Wow, actually I noticed Hey Carl How you doing? Hey buddy. I heard we were cringed Well was that cringe? Hey Vino,u. Hey buddy. I heard we were cr- Bidu. Bidu. Wow, was that cringy? Hey Bidu, did you like hackamania Bidu?

Yeah, I did like hackamania. Hey, never quit your stand up job, right? All right Carl. I'll bring my Stut Joe material next time. Next time I'll do my Stut Joe. Why don't you have a little bit about stuttering John, huh? Not all of us have 20 hours of Aaron Imholz material to work off of.

Oh man, oh man. Would you switch places with him? With Aaron Imholz material to work off of. Oh man oh man. Would you switch places with him? With Aaron Imholz? Yeah, with Aaron Imholz? No, I don't think I would. I don't think so. You wouldn't? Was that cringe when the host tries to break a thing and ends up destroying the audio? Yeah, that's cringe! Everything is cringe! Everything is cringe! Waking up, going outside, that's cringe! Eating breakfast, cringe! You get some ketchup on those eggs, Everything is cringe! Waking up, going outside, that's cringe! Very cringe.

Eating breakfast, cringe! You get some ketchup on those eggs, that's cringe! Very cringe. You have eggs, what? You got a McDonald's, huh? Cringe! Alright, Carl, okay. That's cringe! Even when I'm doing my nose, that's cringe! Vino. This never ends. Vino.

What is this show? Vino. When you came to me with this show, you were like, oh, yeah, what? Vino, don't be like that. What is it, Carl? Don't be like that. Vino. What is this show? When you came to me with this show, you're like, oh, yeah, what? Vino, don't be like that. What is it, Carl? Don't be like that, Vino. I was told it was a straightforward comedy program.

Vino, don't be like that. You did like problems. Don't be like that, Vino. Talked about the news. Now there's a pirate, there's breaking stuff, there's a pig tober. Vino, don't be like that. Vino, don't be like that.

There's a song about how gay I am. Vino, don't be like that. Vino, don't be like that. Don't be like that! There's a song about how gay I am Vito don't be like that! Vito don't be like that! Don't be like that Vito! I just wanted a simple life Vito! I just wanted a black man's mad at me and all the black man's

friends are mad at me I just wanted a simple life Well because you're not asking I'm covered in plastic I'm covered in plastic. I'm covered in plastic file for some reason on these podcasts? Yeah. I just want to make my podcast. You know you're going to run these podcasts. Yeah. What a show.

Yeah. All right. Carl. Good seeing you buddy. Who are these podcasts? I don't know. All right, Carl. Couldn't see anybody. Who are these podcast ladies? I don't know. I can't tell you. Oh!

Who are these podcast? I can't look at you, Carl. Cause there's something about you. Look at me. Look at me. I'm looking at you now. I look better now than I cut out of my face. It's fucked up, it looks better.

It's an excellent effect. It looks better when the only thing I'm thinking is, heeeew, I need podcasts. Heeeew, I need these podcasts, Vito. Uh, that's pretty good. Huh? Well, Carl, is it you? No, I'm not those podcasts. I'm not these podcasts.

Is it you? It could be anyone. It could be anyone. It could be anyone. It could be anyone, but I need to know Whoever gave you the idea to do You know what we got another one coming so thanks So thanks for coming by. Oh, yeah, me too. I got other shows. I got two or three shows a week. Do you? That's fantastic. And the Devilverse, the Devilverse never sets.

Everyone loves the Devilverse, Carl. The Devilverse never sets on the Earth. Well, I feel like, you know, we did a great show. Aaron M. Holt getting his balls turned into goldfish. Yeah, that's a lot of that. Yeah, Tookies. Good old Took, the Tookster. Good old Took.

Love him. Tookies on death row. Well, Carl, you do. We him. Tookies on death row. We gotta get him out. Stuttering John. Cloned himself. His trans daughter's vagina is turning into a butt hole. And all I want to know is, who are these podcasts?

Maybe we'll find out. Maybe we'll find out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This show kinda comes to a natural conclusion. Can we raid anybody? You wanna try to raid somebody? No, fuck you. Can we see our top supporters? Build your own fucking audience. We don't know you shit. I don't know you shit. Unless you know who are these podcasts.

What a great show. I'm not raiding shit. I'm raiding these nuts. With your mouth. Raid my nuts. Raid my dick. Raid my dick in your ass. How about that Vito? Huh? And then you say hee-ee-ee-ee-ee at these podcasts.

Yeah! I'm the original. I'm the original face cut out man. For an hour. Yeah! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe heeeeeeeeee! Wow.. Who? He? Excellent seeing ya. He? Excellent. Okay. He?

Can I go to the YouTube tab? Is the YouTube tab open? No you can't. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? He? Is this cringe of the week? He? Is this cringe of the week? If this is on cringe of the week you're gay Who are these podcasts?

I was told it was just like a straightforward comedy podcast where you're going to do it. There's two guys. There's two guys hanging out. Who are these podcasts? Now I got Carl Hamburg yelling at me. Who are these podcasts? Who?

Who indeed? Who indeed are these podcasts? All right. Well, what a great show we've had here tonight. Alright buddy. Alright goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, cry about it. Fucking fine, cry, fine. Alright, alright. What?

It's great. Good. We'll be back next week with more of this classic comedy content. With Carl. with Carl. Classic Carl. And maybe next week we find out who. All right. Oh, we can still, if we don't hit end stream, we can. Go do it, go do it.

We can raid. Wait, what do I use to get on, do you use Chrome? Just get me to the back end of YouTube. Just get me to the YouTube back end. Right there. We can raid. Here, end. We can rate a... I can rate a... what's his name? It's all messed up because it got thrown on the ground.

Yes. So I need to go to create, go live, and I need to click this, and then... Was it under edit for some reason?