The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 149

Episode Date: July 20, 2024

Oh. We put a little bit in my diet coke? What are we doing with that? We make a drink out of it? Oh, God! I'm gonna throw up already. I wanna sniff it. I wanna see what it smells like. You wanna see what a donkey smells like? Smell in the mirror.

It's been boiled down. Like a glue doesn't smell like a fucking horse. Are you gonna eat boiled cum and think you're not gonna taste the cum? I would think so, probably. Are you gonna eat your own? Would you eat your own asshole, boiled? Pop out of a spa, bend over? Well, I'll show ya. I don't know if I'd do that, but.

You would. Eat my own asshole. You'd be sitting there like a cat eating your ass out. I don't know about that necessarily. Swear to God that you wouldn't do that. I don't want, like lick my own? You can't even do it. Promise, promise, swear to God that you wouldn't do that. I don't want, like, lick my own? You can't even do it. You can't even swear to God that you would not lick your own ass at all. What are they gonna rank us on this site that ranks everybody?

Whoa! I don't know why we're not ranked in strategy. What's that? What do you mean? There's one that ranks everybody by the number of superchats they get. What does it rank you on? Total, total number of superchats. Total. What?! Yeah, you can look up exactly every what the fuck every single dollar

Nick Reketa is made you want to know how much money Nick Reketa is made no well. Let's look it up It's it's public information All right pick somebody else then let's see how much money Reketa look up Nick Reketa. Oh, yeah, don't look up hack the movies That's me. Ten bucks. Come on He can't even afford that hulkamania shirt You know Tony's got to get a new shirt every time he puts it on cuz of his giant head stretches them out Did you know that? Save this for the show? This is too good It's this is the audio portion of the show. I know I always put how many people how many people do you fiddling around?

Oh, I wait a minute. What happened the phone band? I thought your phone was banned Because you're already fiddling around Total revenue yeah for whom for rick a dalan this all right across a period my donkey's jellin jeglin I don't know how long this I don't know how long this has been calculating for give me the number don't guess 50 bucks that's pretty 2 million bucks lower than 2 million a million seven hundred thousand bucks one one point four million one point three million one points five million point three was pretty close one point Three three million one point three seven million one point three four million one point three one million

I like that I say one point three is close and you can only go to from the eight million one point two two million You sell clothes point two five million one point.23 million, 1.217 million, 1.218 million, 1.22, 1.22 You know what? I'll give you 1.28 because it's a little, it's 1.276 I didn't even hear what you said 1.276 That's lower than I thought it would be Million And YouTube gets how much of that?

30% Oh man, oh man That's lower than I thought it would be. Million. And YouTube gets how much of that? 30%. Oh man, oh man! We gotta send people to another tip. A URL. Deez.nuts. Deez.nuts. Slash biggest.

Who are these podcans? Did you tweet it? That the show's on? I tweeted on my personal one. What do you tweet it? Did you tweet that the show's on? I tweeted on my personal one. Uh, what do you call it? You see, we were featured on Who Are These Podcasts. Again? Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. For the cringe of the week? Well, we were. I do think we were cringe of the week again, yeah? Show is on now. Now. Biggest. Biggest. I do think we were cringe of the week again. Yeah show is on now Now biggest biggest Problem problem there you go shows on now multiple. I even put it to go on on X Oh, that's good, but I don't know if it worked Okay, I'm gonna try it cuz I don't know gonna tweet it. Okay, I'm gonna try and- Cause I don't know. Gonna tweet it out. Shit about X.

Just gonna say going live. We need a better picture of us. We still have that same dumb picture. What do you mean? The protest one? Yeah, I think- Man, you can never change that. What are you talking about?

Really, that's the picture. I'm like way bigger than you in that picture. And more ways than one. So? I don't know. I'm like I'm like way bigger than you in that picture and more ways than one so I don't know how are you supposed to like mod people wait they got a say You guys got to say that you're there, and then I can mod you where do you have mods who needs? Well, you know some one one person's a mod everyone wants to be there should be there There's got to be a there's got to be an approval process. We can't just mod everybody. Okay. I just approved him How's that?

Don't make don't make him a managing monitor. I know that guy God, okay, but then you know one guy gets in I know him. Okay. He's a good guy He's got a dick's over here making all these buddies moderators so they get yeah They can delete any negative thing that said about dick and all the veto chance I can highlight when it goes down. I got guys on the inside to fuck you shit up I'm very excited look at this so you excited about the donkey jelly that somebody sent I don't think we're legally allowed to have that so there's a lot in this house. We're not legally allowed to have We're gonna snort it. We're gonna snort some donkey. Oh

We're gonna snort some donkey. Oh God! Eww! It looks like blood pudding! Eww! Let me take a look. Eww! It's like little dry- you can see the fat! It's little cubes, it looks like you can see the bone. It looks like something you'd see in a microscope.

Eww! It looks like an old 70's slide. Did your parents have those when you were a kid? It does look like a Kodak carousel slide. Eww. Except it's just full of semen. So this is just a donkey that has been melted down into goo. You take a whole donkey and you just melt the donkey. Does the loser have to eat one of these? I thought you said it was a fucking powder. You're upstairs saying it was a powder and I could put it on like something that like ice cream. No, they- I can't put this shit on ice cream It's okay. It's donkey gelatin

So it's supposed to be gelatin, but then I think they do take it and make a powdered form of it Clearly we've obtained the jelly is this a does this look like powder to you? I'm saying that fuck are you talking about forms of it? There's they could be multiple forms of things Okay, sometimes donkey is solid sometimes donkey is a liquid why does a donkey gel need a QR code why does it need a QR code god damn I should bring in those QR codes who the fuck needs them I love them can somebody send the donkey gas I want all forms of this. Don't send any donkey gas here I want all forms of send any donkey gas here. I want every I got enough illegal Don't I hear the material in my house. This is horrifying look. It's not even one solid color. It's like a

It's like an edge painting Yeah, so what are the black bits? What are the it looks like bark it looks like bark I stood they shaved the donkey like a scalp. I don't know man, I was expecting like a- like a single- Do I have to eat this? No, I don't know! At the end of the show probably. Is this- okay, did you even- this is all in Qingjiang! I don't know if we can even eat it.

Excuse me, it's in Chinese. Well, whatever, I can't fucking- you don't know. It's in Chinese. It's in like ancient Chinese. It's in Chinese. Okay, well, regardless, I don't even know if you can eat it. Are you supposed to eat it straight? What do you mean? What do you mean? It might be like one of those things. Well, you don't prepare it

It turns into poison in your stomach or something. Oh fuck off. No, it doesn't. It's from China I don't know. Why does it have a grid on the back? Look at this grid. It says a hundred and then it says 1842 that's how much donkey you can eat. That's how many donkeys are in this hundreds of a hundred donkey It's gonna be one of those things where it's like if you only eat one you die You have to eat at least five and we're gonna not gonna know special K cereal to get this to eat this many donkeys I'd have to eat 1800 donkeys in one and a hundred squares. How come it says nerve 22% Why do you I think we should get a Google Translator daily amount of donkey Well, you're banned from using your phone, so you can't do that fair enough. I'm gonna put it in this it says it's still oh

And it's expired fucking thing a lot is it? 2024 5 1 that might be when it was packaged is that how they do it in China They tell you when they do it in reverse. How does donkey jelly go bad? It starts bad Exactly, what's gonna happen? It's only two months and well, they didn't write their name on whoever sent it So all right, we'll have to uh, I hid my phone in that box. We'll have to Stanley did send it actually I know that all righty you ready for the show No loser has to eat the loser has to Shove the donkey jelly up their ass How about that? I don't do that because you don't want to eat the jelly all right

Yeah Recipe or something something to do with a recipe a recipe Yeah You said it went on any problem A donkey recipe? I don't know if you eat it straight. Stir-fried donkey? Yeah! Biggest problem in the universe! Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe! The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from forgetting a person's name to salty snacks that maim from on the John. I mean, Hostick Masks and joining me as always as Vito Gisualdi.

Hi, Dick. What's up, buddy? How you doing? I'm hanging out with my buddy, um, Dr. Disrespect. Navigating my... Got a lot of bashed heads in here. We have a lot of destroyed little trinkets in here. Mr. Falcon or whatever his name is. Good ol' Mr. Falcon.

Do you see me on PKA? That was a wild... That was four hours of white-knuckle terror that episode that I was on. I have not seen the whole episode. I tuned in for two seconds and I was surprised to see you on with a second guest.

As I read the comments, people really did not like this other individual. They didn't? Cause he attacked me. He attacked me with liberal bullshit. Oh, okay. And I had to defend myself against him and Woody were double attacking me. And then Taylor had dog shit internet so he was like, not there. So it was just me on my lonesome.

Fighting them off. Just counter punching and defending myself against these liberal crackpots. Fertile stance. Who was talking about crazy, crazy stuff. Crazy stuff. Why do I get the feeling it wasn't that crazy? They're like, little boys should chop their penis off. No.

Women can drive as good as men, and Trump did an erection. And I said, all three, or an insurrection. I said, all three of those are the same amount of crazy. Well, I will have to tune into your PK episode, because I actually did enjoy your appearance on Tommy C's Shot From The Point. That was pretty good. That was good, too, huh?

You were on fire, I want to say, on that show. I forgot about that. So if you were just on fire on PK, as you were. What was I saying I was on fire for? Just Tommy C were just going. You and him were just going nuts. It was a trip. You guys were great.

And then people are like, any time I read the comments of any show, everyone always goes, man, Dick should really fire that Vito guy and just do a show with Tommy C. I saw that. He should fire Vito and do a show with this guy. He should fire that guy out. They want Josh Denny now to replace me, because apparently Josh Denny came on the Dick show, and it was great.

Yeah, he's good. He's great. So I'm just like the, I don't know, the benchwarmer for when you eventually figure out who you actually want to do the show. No, no. You're like the guy that is up there and nobody wants. It's worse than a benchwarmer. Absolutely. Well, no, you have made a lot of great appearances this weekend. I think people should check it out. You gotta watch that PKA. And I managed to keep my calm totally.

And these guys are flipping out screaming about liberal nonsense fake electors fake electors fake electors are they ghosts? are they fake are they like cardboard cutouts like

Michael Jordan and Home Alone you know, rocking around the Christmas tree fake electors, what the hell are you talking about? I'm glad, I'm glad that's how you defused that talking point. You're truly a man of politics. You know what I said? I think it blew Woody's mind. That Hutch guy that was attacking me, he's like, what's your evidence that the election

was rigged? Right. And I said, well, I'm not a retard. I don't know why you're not on CNN with these common sense takes. What the hell, man? You guys are all miserable because you're like, what's the evidence and what's this and that and I'm open to evidence that you can cut your dick off and be okay. And I'm like, hey guys, don't cut your dicks off come on just a common serious here man for a common-sense world I don't know why Destiny gets to go on Piers Morgan You've never been on there. I would go on the view and say hey ladies

Why don't you stop all having your period? Why don't you go ahead and have your periods and get all this over with you know you're having some major? They would value that why don't you just go ahead and have your periods already, all right? Especially you, Joy Behar. Why don't you just go ahead and have your period already? I mean, I'm not, you know, if there was ever a time for a resurgence of the classic Dick Masterson character,

it does seem like you're kinda coming back into play in a big way. Hey, gals! Let's say you guys just, uh, let's have a commercial and you all just have your period, huh? And get it over with. Get all this nonsense over with. I think the View would be happy to have that kind of, uh, exciting dynamic on there. Okay, well, what'd you do this week? Uh, you know, just dicked around.

Oh yeah? Any, uh, sort of events coming up? Oh, look at that! You've got some kind of a... guy! I just dicked around. Oh yeah? Any sort of events coming up? Oh, look at that! You've got some kind of a guy. Look at that little buddy there. So I've just been making plush toys and pins and stuff. How much is this plush toy? Let me see that.

Look at these pins here. These are nice. It's got an ear in here. It's got an ear in here. Oh, is there a little ear in here? Can we do a solidarity with Trump and clip the ear here a little triangle I don't know about that the hood should come down though okay and this is a stuffed animal well it's a stuffed doll tits I notice on the you don't put tits on a little doll it'd be fucking weird cool did you know just been hanging out making all sorts of things Actually, what's your deadline when the hoods up what deadline first super killer? What's oh?

Deadpool 3 when is coming the comic book reckoning is I call it well. We got the toy It's basically the same you're gonna email everybody at their toy you see the it's even got a tag you like the tag on there I'm gonna email everybody at their toy. You see the it's even got a tag you like the tag on there little customer amazing Tag this is like a professional item here. It's like a lot of work went into that you got to collect them all folks collect them all They talking about Deadpool. What is that? What is that? What is Deadpool coming out tick tock? October October well People are gonna get an email, I'll tell you that. When?

Next week. Right before Deadpool comes out? Yeah. Okay. I was gonna say, I regret to inform you. No, go ahead. Uh, we're gonna have some- Oh, speaking of regret, wait a minute.

What regret? Wait a minute. No regrets. Hocktip Veto. Yeah, where's this one? Hocktip. where's this one? Where is this one? Oh man. Let's see it.

You're saying stock tip veto is not killing it? I don't know, you tell me. I'm gonna bring up a stock tip veto. Okay, well, let's take a look. Let's take a look. I wanna say my batting average is pretty high high pretty high. Yeah. Yeah What does that say? What is what's a veto says five stocks? I like and why yes Palantir yeah him. That's a good one. He's a good one. He see at cruises cruises are up You're making a bet on black people saving the cruise industry, huh?

It's a- it works for Red Lobster, right? Hell, that was different. You? Yeah. Unity was a bad call. Unity's down. And now here we have CRWD Cybersecurity is more important than ever as we have to protect ourselves from MAGA hackers. CRWD that wouldD. That would be... That would be a crowd source, right? Crowdstrike? Crowdstrike, right.

And they just bricked every computer on the planet today. That is true. So, unfortunately, Crowdstrike is down. How much so far? Are you taking joy in this? Is this joy to you that I got one wrong? That's pretty wrong. It's pretty wrong. It's not like an under performer because you said this two days ago. No, I'm sorry.

You said this 24 hours ago and then this stock caused a global catastrophe and then it dropped 15% in one day. Would you take joy, I feel like I need to stop you. Would you take joy in knowing this is a fake tweet, you dumb piece of shit? You got fucking owned, buddy! Who?

Edge Boy faked you? Yeah, all of this is correct, except for that last one he added. Oh, I'm blocking him. I'm blocking him. You got destroyed! I'm blocking you. The last one he added. Oh, I'm blocking him. You got destroyed! I'm blocking you. The last one on that list was, I forget who it was.

He's blocked forever. Well, StocktipVito did not- I saw you gloating. I saw you gloating. You're like Oh, StocktipVito said everybody should buy a closet. You really thought I said you should buy it because of MAGA HACKERS? I know it sounds like a stupid joke I would say

Yeah, it sounds like something you'd say But I tweeted it a day before they lost 20% You tweet that though? No, I don't even know that company existed until today No, did you tweet everything else? Everything else, yeah, all those other pics are cranked And the only one I'm down on I think is Unity I think the rest of them are up

This is the worst day of my life Stocktovetito is killing it You were gloating you thought you had me I thought you were out of Tana Moni, I think I'm beating that I think I'm beating the S&P All right, I mean That's what I guess you get I should checked it. Hoisted on your own. I even said in- is that real? On Discord? Oh yeah, and did somebody say it was? I didn't check to see if they said yes. Yeah! That's a W. That's a W on the board! Getting a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth. Well, I guess you win that one. Data breaches, yeah.

Are you aware of hull-less popcorn? What's that? It's popcorn that doesn't have a husk. What? Yeah, well actually it's lying. It does have a husk, but the husk is so thin that when the popcorn pops, it's as if it has no kernel. No shell?

Yeah, no shell. What? It's called hold this popcorn? Oh, hola. So the joke is another Shut up HULL. So the whole of the outer shell of the popcorn. No way. How big is it? How big does it get it gets? I think it's the same size regular popcorn. I think I don't more regular popcorn It's specifically and you know how people have the de-meticulous or whatever You can't have popcorn because it's gonna completely fuck up your insides? What? It's like a thing, like there's certain foods that you have to, or like GERD or whatever, there's like certain foods you can't eat because it'll like completely destroy your insides.

So those people have to get special popcorn varieties to eat popcorn. So it's popular with those people. I'll give it a shot. I don't know if it's actually like expensive or what, but I was- Price, money's no object. I was almost gonna bring it's actually like expensive or what but I was surprised money's no object I was almost gonna bring it in as like a thing, but I'm like, yeah, you know I couldn't find a lot of information about it. I'll check it out. Check it out. Hole-less popcorn. This is gonna be another You know what's great with hole-less popcorn is you take a little donkey jello and you just fucking

I feel like eating the jello. I kind of want to. I feel so bad about it. I do kind of, maybe that should be your punishment for fucking up stocked at Vito so bad. That guy's dead to me. As he should be. I did get wrong on Unity. I'll admit that. For getting someone's name. Oh, you know what the last one was on that list? It was Solar and Solar's killing it right now too. I don't even care. Vito.

So you replaced one of my good stock tips. I just got all carried away. I know! Cause you always think, because you always think, I'm so much smarter than everyone. I'm gonna get veto. Hey look you did this thing. I just wanted it to have been that. I wanted it to have been that. You want me to be bad at stocks. Now I'll say the markets on a tear. You are bad at stocks. I'm not bad at stocks. I'm doing a very good job. No one is good at stocks. I've picked some companies where I said,

I think this is going to go up. See, this is why I wanted it to be true. Yeah, because I'm so tacky. Yeah. But it wasn't. Well, because I'm a very intelligent guy, and I have my finger on the pulse of society. I'm always seeing what's going on.

And I can't say anything to refute this because I just messed up. Exactly. So you get to say whatever you want. Yeah, so I can watch as many videos of Chinese people getting sucked into industrial machinery as I want because it informs my ability to read the market. It's all an interconnected web of knowledge,

which you wouldn't understand because you're a dummy who falls for fake shit on Twitter. I'm going to ban all news. I'm banning from the discord oh I just I shouldn't have let you gloat as long as I did come on Shouldn't let me come in with that if you knew well, but you knew what you set me up It would make the show worse cuz how much of the show is you every episode is you bringing in something I did And I finally got one

I'm taking that W home It's embarrassing, I'm sorry Well No I'm not sorry, fuck you Talking to the cops, that's one Talking to the cops, that came in dead last Yellow Flash was flirting with some fat OnlyFans girl, did you see that? I did see that.

And then he said, no she was- Was that fake? Well, he was trying to say, well we were just talking about the Trump assassination. Why are you talking about that to a big OnlyFans girl? I thought you guys were all like anti-degenerate guys or whatever. You should be anti-fat at least. Yeah, talking to a big fat OnlyFans lady, Cam. Okay, OniBurn says, I can't back someone's comic who hasn't gone supersonic. It's against my principles.

Okay, I wanted to say something quickly is that you are older than me. You were in a generation when Sonic the Hedgehog came out. I was probably six years old. Yeah, but I was getting it in Sonic 2 You should have at least gotten it in Sonic 3. What age do you have to be before Sonic- for Super Sonic to be a legitimately attainable goal? Two or three years old. Shut up. You gotta be like 16. You gotta be like- No, 16! 14.

Get the hell out of here! It's hard! It's hard for a little kid! I wasn't that old when I got it! Little kids aren't that good at fucking Sonic. You should be. I'm just saying- You gotta train and get good. I think I could- now I could get supersonic. I'm sure

No way. It just was not my gaming generation. I'll give you a night I'll give you I'll give you 24 hours to get supersonic. I think we should set up. I'll bet you in 24 hours You cannot get supersonic Well, I would need to know Okay, how do you get supersonic 24 hours? No problem. In sonic 3? Any sonic. Any sonic at supersonic? Yeah. Okay, and to get supersonic you need what 50 rings? Before you get to the end? Man the rings are not even a problem. The rings are nothing. I'm just trying to remember how to get the emeralds. To the bonus stage.

Yeah, and you got to get 50 rings and jump after the continue point after the end of the level. I don't need to know what the noise is that was not part of my line of questioning. 24 hours. 24 hours stream. What noise does it make when I go to the bonus stage? I'll put money on that. We should do it. We should set it up. I was saying, you know, I put it out there I said guys should we do a biggest problem? Video game challenge. I think the audience we do a biggest problem video game challenge

I think the audience likes that idea only like three people were like yeah do it I saw way more than that I don't know what you're talking about. I just have to figure out how to structure it I did get that new Nintendo challenge a game But I don't know if that's actually interesting the one where it's all the old NES games, but speedrunning challenges Those are kind of slow, though. I don't know. It might not be the way to do it. Sega is like fast.

OK, Sega guy. Because it had the chip. Oh, yeah? Because it had blast processing? That's right. That's what I'm talking about. There you go. You didn't buy the wrong system chip.

Ha ha ha! Well, mine's got a blast processing, you would tell all the other kids. We're not at two console house. I already know. I can already tell, so. Well, we were a two console house because my father's employees would fall on hard times or need money for drugs and he would buy them. The reason I'm addicted to video games is my dad would just come home and be like, I

got you a Genesis with 20 games. I'd be like, whoa! And it would be because one of his scag, drug addicted employees needed money for meth. So I was always getting new stuff. And does that explain the pizza also? Which pizza? Yeah, it explains my love of the pizza pie. Pony Wage says, the homeless guy with the radio voice

didn't go back to drugs. And homelessness, he did something much worse. You remember we were talking about that guy? He did something much worse. He performed at WATP Live. Wow. Wow. I heard it was like an up and down. I heard it was like he kind of fell back in hard times. Well, going on WATP is very cringe.

Live. Live show he was at. What is the point of that? Is he funny? They grabbed him off the freeway. Did they do it? I can't follow that. Onion Desue says, Veto complaining that complaining that mr Beast presidential platform is too childish as if Biden didn't campaign on promising to cure cancer in 2020 what do you at least cancers like specific honestly if mr. Bees has said like here's a specific thing I want to do cancer it would be better because it's not just death If you said I'm gonna cure death honestly yeah, cuz at least it's not just going I'm just gonna you said I'm going to cure death. Honestly, yeah. Because at least it's not just going,

I'm just going to do what's best for America. That doesn't mean anything. What does cure cancer mean? Yeah, that's something I'm like, oh, that is a good use of our resources. You can even argue against that. And you can say, well, that's not a good use of our resources. No, man.

Doing what's best. You know, the duty of the federal government. It's hard to argue that. At least it's a point, you know? You never know what's best is going to be, though. Exactly. So he's hedging his bets and going, you know, I'm just going to do, you know, I'm going to find a middle ground.

30Ferrets says, there's a mini game about jumping rope. Of course Vito knows how to beat it without jumping. I watched the video. King Europe says, the biggest problem are people presented in a content buffet from boogie. Oh, the biggest problem are people presented a content buffet from boogie and act like they're offended instead of entertained Yeah, I don't I don't get a little into that in a second People were picking on me for letting Ralph stream in my basement when he was like blasted out of his mind. Mm-hmm

Sorry, were you were you not entered? Do you have a problem? mind. Sorry, were you not entertained? Do you have a problem with that? Did you not want that? Do you go to the Emperor and go, hey that lion's ripping that guy apart! Oh I'm sorry, I'll put a stop to that guy. That guy was a decent guy. That guy was a really good gladiator and that lion is now biting his head off. These games are great but man the Emperor's a dick. Could you imagine doing this to these Christians? How dare you give an asshole? What is this bread in the circus? Oh man. I hate this bread in the circus. Bread is stale.

This circus sucks. Dick, you're a bad friend. What the fuck? What are you talking about? These people want this. That's what I don't understand. They're like, oh my God, boogie fakes cancer, there's endless drama in all these videos.

I'm like, yeah, like, congratulations. That's what I said right away when I first heard about it. Ha ha ha ha ha. Joke's on me. Again, another fake. Another fake, you and Boogie. Big Z says, Hi Lord and King Vito, hiring peasants and peons to act as servants doing his laundry. He's too important to degrade himself in such a way.

Do you take him for a common ruffian? All right, I have some clips I meant to send in this week and I forgot, but we will comment on the laundry situation next week when I have the clips in front of me. Clips of whom? Clips of you. Me doing what? Are they fake AI clips? They're not fake AI. You know what? We don't even need the clips. Let's just do it, okay? What?

What is your criticism of me using a laundry service for my laundry? It's just a little fancy is all. It's a little fancy Yeah, that's like for people who own houses Two houses probably before you're paying somebody to do laundry So there was a there was an episode and it always stuck in my mind that you know We had to do the weigh-in bit and I couldn't find the scale And do you remember what you said about where the scale went? Cleaning lady hit it. The cleaning lady hit it. Yeah.

I think you said cleaning ladies, but it may have been cleaning lady. Well, I like to throw S in. Well, because sometimes she brings her daughter, and they get it done in half the time. Oh, so you have two slaves. I pay the same rate. They're not slaves.

So can you explain to me okay this is a bit of a dickpocracy that I use labor to do a household task for me that do I need the theme song well I don't know if we're allowed to play it cuz last time something happened but if you can pull it up I don't understand why I Get my laundry done by a service. Yeah, I pay a guy Little bit of a dick pograzy for you is that dick has cleaning ladies What do you mean every person is a clean lady? I don't have a cleaning lady. That's way more of a thing than a fucking laundry service. No, laundry's easy to do though. How often do they come by? Like every three weeks. What does that cost? Like a hundred and sixty bucks. A hundred and sixty bucks? That's pretty cheap.

How much do you pay for your laundry? How how many hours do you get 460 bucks? Depends how dirty it is they do the laundry. That's my question a little bit No, actually I have to I have to like trick her into doing laundry Yeah, like trying to get a hand job in high school. I got to load the machine I got to make I got to start the machine when she gets here so she can hear that it's on, otherwise she'll just totally ignore it. And then what? She takes it out and dries it and folds it? She swaps it and then throws it on the bed and is like, Oh, it's still, it's still drying, I'm outta here.

It's still drying. Like, ah, you fucking bitch, it's about to go off. So she doesn't. Okay. And then Sean has the same cleaning lady, he was yelling at me for making her do laundry, because she doesn't do it in his house. Okay, and then Sean has the same cleaning lady. He was yelling at me for making her do laundry Okay, so so we've had multiple episodes of the fans sending in comments you send it out like door dad I think that's better. I'm sending it to a place specifically. I'm not making a person come to my house You know I'm sending it to a business a registered business with the state of California, not just some lady I found on the street.

She's registered. She's got an Obama phone. Oh does she? Yeah she has an Obama phone. Does she show you all her papers and her social security number? I'm doing business with real American businesses, you're just hiring a lady. Oh fuck, real American Chinese businesses you're doing over there. Whatever, they do a great job with the Chinese Americans. See but, yeah, but yours is in a long line of you being lazy and phoning stuff in.

I don't have a problem with laziness on my side. My episodes and comics always on time. Oh, okay. No issues getting things started on this side of the table. A lot of work went into this. So a little clean- A lot of work went into this. People don't understand the amount of hours that go in all this garbage.

Alexander Ruliyoff says this motherfucker was not even supersonic. Patient, 6925, anyone else think? The biggest problem in the universe is those guys that stand outside a bathroom stall while some dude's taking a shit and just wait and listen to them. Like it's Occupy. Go somewhere else and try later. Worse, when they start talking to the guy and ask about an ETA on the shit. And try rushing them. I don't, I've never had that experience. I, uh, there are.

Can't imagine it though. You know that Clearman's steak restaurant I like? Oh boy do I. I know that they have a second bathroom that most people don't know about. And I always go use that one because my greatest fear is that I'm taking a shit and somebody comes along and they're waiting for me to finish taking a shit.

Why is it your greatest fear? Well, it's just because I just wanna handle it. I don't wanna rush it. I don't wanna like... And I don't... You feel like you'd have to rush if they were standing there? Yeah, I don't want a guy out there waiting for me

to finish shitting, so it's like, oh, can you stop taking your time? Can you hurry? I wanna take a leisurely, relaxing bowel movement. Everyone. Everyone does. Just ignore them. I- I- I-

Pretend they want your comic. I'm one of these guys I'm very anxious about the thoughts of other people about what they're thinking about me in a particular situation. Okay. And the thought of a guy going, I can't believe this asshole has taken forever

to take a shit. Right. Drives me nuts. Huh. Drives me up a shit. Right. Drives me nuts. Huh. Drives me a po-o-o. OK. Let's see, then there's something about Mr. Beast. I feel like we've done enough of that.

Steven Martz says, hey, everyone is talking about Oinktober, but no one mentions that Hoggist is right around the corner. Hoggist. Hoggist. That's pretty good. Aregist. Hoggist. That's pretty good. Are you ready for hoggist? I'm trying to think what other ones are.

It's oinktober, it's the summer. Hoggist. Yeah, there's a lot of pig related... This is good. Your oinktober is coming up. Deadpool 3 is your oinktober. That's my oinktober. Yeah.

I'm excited. Jimmy Hatt, he's got a giant thing about data retention. I don't really know if we have time for that. Is that about the company that just lost all their stock value and Dick was tricked into believing? I've known that guy for a long time too, Edge Boy. Now we have to part ways. I've known him for 10 years.

Everybody was retweeting that, liking it, going, oh that V going all that veto He's a dummy got me in the morning, too And I saw that I said you know what I said when I saw you retweet that gleefully I said yeah, definitely gonna bring in fuck. I was anticipating everybody gets got on your victory new your stupid victory news network, too Just lies and says it's satire He just lies and says it's satire. It's not even satire. It's not satire. It's just lies. I mean, it was pretty funny when I said Dr. Disrespect

lost a Subway sponsorship. What I've learned about fake news is if it's something where someone can make the same pithy comment over and over, then it will just get. Because everybody's response was, wow, you know, wow, two for two, Subway, two for two, Subway, no, two for two.

Not even a joke. No, not a joke. If they two, Subway. Yeah. Two for two. Not even a joke. No, not a joke. If they can make the same obvious joke. The same obvious observation. God, you're so right. It would go viral. I said, there's a way to make infinite money off this. It's just like, figure out something

that somebody can respond to it. The same joke. And feel like they're clever, like the slightest amount of clever. Like they noticed it. Yeah, they noticed. Like, I don't know if you guys, because I didn't say in the thing remember Jared from subway Yeah, it's laying out a little web of clues and someone goes subway petaphiles

It's like the office yeah, it's very it was very interesting I wonder if anyone else has noticed. It's like The Office. Yeah, it was very interesting laying out fake news. OK. For those of you who missed it, I made a fake news post where I said, Dr. Disrespect was fired from Subway. If you're too stupid to put together what Vito did, here's the explanation. Well, I get a lot of comments on these videos where people go,

you know, I don't follow everything that's going on on Twitter, and I don't know who all these internet people are. Well, I'm trying to help out those in our I mean people have made the point where they're like I can't really recommend this podcast anyone cuz no one knows just recommend it Because you know why you're trying to cope that you don't have any friends. That's what you're saying I can't recommend this this podcast cuz it's got who'd you recommend it to your fucking mom? Yeah Who are you who are you considering recommending it to fucking nobody? There's a lot of weird like Like your friends are assholes then if they go you know what that thing you recommended me

Here's my opinion of it. I don't like it because it's too hard to follow you need better friends I don't I don't know what space our show occupies It's really weird because then we you know we still have those hater guys, and then I'll see their comments and they're like, oh, so what's the show? They just laugh at jokes? And I'm like, what do you want the show to be? Why don't they read the Superchats in the middle of the show? Because it's annoying. They're like, it's just two guys laughing at funny things they say to each other. And I'm like, yeah. No, we're trying to figure out the biggest problem in the universe. It's not complicated.

Recommend it to your friends. And we're trying to figure out the biggest problem in the universe it's not complicated recommend it to your friends well we're streaming on rumble now too are we on rumble fantastic yeah we have 13 followers on rumble 40 people watching that's great okay what do you got we love rumble and I have my favorite rumble I fucking hate rumble more than ever now okay well we love rumble and we're looking forward to that big sponsorship deal that they're gonna put together for us. In the meantime we have my favorite segment, little thing I like to call Vote It Up. Go on and vote it up or I'll bid a welcome to your family! No! More comics, Gabe! No!

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Check the website because problem that show What song is this? Fantastic think that song was by Racon not Dame Pesos. I got a message from Rekkon. Can you stop calling me Dame Pesos on the show? I think it's well, I don't know. I think I think Rekkon is the new Dame Pesos, maybe. Regardless, guys, it's voted up. Everyone's favorite segment where we revisit past problems

and put them in a new light. Let's just jump into this one, Dick. I'm going to bring up my Twitter real quick. From episode number 120, this problem is suicide baiting. This is people who say they are going to kill themselves as a manner of trying to achieve a societal sympathy, make you feel bad for them and give them what they want. Now, there's a certain individual who's been accused of this on numerous occasions, who

recently made a podcast appearance that went slightly off the rails. This was the world famous, what do you call it? You'll see it. I retweeted it. There you go. This is of course the LOL Cow podcast featuring the great Boogie29880 He was also visited by Destiny and Moodahar, two individuals who have accused him of faking Cancer to which Boogie apparently- Don't you think they're pissed about the crypto thing?

That's why they're hitting this cancer thing really hard. I think- everybody's pissed about the crypto thing Which was like kind of a wet fart. So then they latched on to the cancer thing extra hard they Yeah, well the way it was explained to me is that destiny started looking to the crypto thing because he wanted to nail Boogie And he said well fuck the crypto thing. Let's just go and nail them up. Let's go at the cancer. This is the way to do it Now this was during the episode where again I guess I guess at this point Boogie has confirmed that he never had an official diagnosis of cancer. And that's where it gets a little muddy. Because he claims the doctor told him he has cancer

and that they are treating him as if he had cancer. But that there's no official diagnosis on his portal. That could be a lie. I don't know. I think the guy's still sick in some way. He's clearly sick. He's five million pounds. But yeah, he didn't handle it in the best way. Anyway's clearly sick. He's five million pounds. But, uh, yeah, he didn't

handle it in the best way. Anyway, this is him responding. Of course, these two gentlemen saying how could you lie about having cancer? Let's see how that went. He's like, I got this cancer, bro. Now I can fucking make tons of use. But I can't fucking Eat a sandwich destiny Listen to the audio Boogie left the room briefly and returned holding a kitchen knife. Oh, it looks like a butter knife Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, But he is alive who cares and did not kill himself, but uh that's awesome You know that that was hilarious the whole thing has been hilarious and then keemstar went and Ruined it by going like I'm gonna make a decision to fire boogie. It's like but he's the show

That's like Gary delabatte coming out and going like you know I'm gonna fire fire Howard. Yeah. So apparently Boogie they're claiming Boogie is fired from Olin Cam. Right this is okay. It's one of these things where you go now we're watching The Office. We are watching The Office. Oh is Keem gonna go and look at the camera. I think I think. Just let the master do the work. You just sit there. Don't. I do think Ke he interjects too much and he creates too much unnecessary Just do the show just let boogie be a piece of shit. You guys making some some good I have plenty of spice to add. I don't know recipe. Oh come here. Hubbubbubbubbub. Here's spice Here's my spice spice from me me flavor keemstar flavor. He's going too far. Yeah, he's

Spilling the beer Wow you really spilled that one huh damn it you're all soaked Thankfully you have a little Mexican woman to do all your laundry for you for hundred and sixty dollars I just have to pay Chinese people a working man's wage point is Yeah, I look forward to finding out how, are you texting someone to come bring you a towel? A beer.

Oh, a beer. Yeah. You still have beer in there, you didn't spill the whole thing. Not a whole thing. All right, well, I'm sure we'll get another beer for you. Oh, she will. Not you, there's not we.

I'm sure the show, the collaborative spirit of the. Why do you you why is it always we are gonna get you? Cuz I'm talking about the entertainment. I'm talking about like the collective There's no collective getting me a beer part of your show I'm part of getting the heart of the show will be that you will soon have a new but you're not doing this You know I'm not taking for it the show will contain it. It will be part of- No, no, no, no! The show will not contain it! It will be me! I have to deal with the aftermath! Anything that occurs during the show or in relation to the show is part of the show. Do you walk around thinking that you're on television? This is kind of, yeah. I think so. Okay. I'm speaking in terms of entertainment.

Anyway, I look forward to seeing how Boogie gets unfired whatever stupid physical challenge he'll have to come back. Oh, Boogie can't come back unless he eats 50 pancakes or whatever stupid shit they come up with. Yeah. Yeah, because that will not last. Guys, right now- Boogie will have to get back in.

He'll have to give a toast at my wedding Everyone talk about my wedding for a little bit Huh, did you see who's mad that Tommy C didn't come to his wedding and you're like Tommy C lives in Germany Oh, wait not his wedding his fourth of July party his proposal Yeah, he was like you got to come to my fourth of July party for the local podcast He's like I live in Germany. That's an 18-hour plane ride. Yeah, but I'm gonna propose. I'm gonna propose to my my girl, bro You gotta be there man. It's gonna be big. I love her man. Skype in but apparently he was like Skype in to watch your fucking proposal. So you're making Keem sound way more laid-back instead

He's like I just don't know why you would insult me in the show by not showing up to my this is very important for the show and the content the blah blah blah Bro, he's in Germany. He's not gonna fly. Have you ever taken ask? I told Tommy C to ask Keemstar What's the last time he took an 18-hour plane ride to anywhere? Oh, I thought you said 18 year old you said 18 Well the last time he took an 18 year old everywhere was to his fourth of July party to propose to her I was talking of of course, about plane rides. Fuck, I don't want to sit in these wet pants all night.

Anyway, the show has obtained you a beer, which is fantastic. Thank you, show. And- It's that you can't, you're not doing a bit, because you are always doing that wee shit. I am always doing that wee shit. It's not part of my, it's like fun.

It's like a funny thing I do. Anyway, that's from episode 120. Twenty is currently number two. Twenty six with three hundred and three bad day for me. You're not doing too good. I got one more news story for you, Dick. OK. From episode eighty three, you might remember the problem of trans phobia. Oh, yeah. I'm treating transgender individuals in a and then everyone not matter that. Yeahing transgender individuals in a hurtful manner.

Then everyone knocked out, right? Well, of course it's over. Everyone stopped making fun of them and hating them and stuff. Well, California Governor Gavin Newsom, who you and I both love, has signed a law that prohibits school districts from informing parents when a student changes their gender identification. The California legislation, which Newsome signed Monday, overrides policies from California school boards,

which had required teachers and staff to alert parents if a child appeared to be transgender or gender non-conforming. So previous to this law, there were conservative school districts that said, hey, if a kid shows up wearing a dress or tries to use the ladies restroom. Wait, wait, say that again? If I can.

Before this? Before this. Start that sentence over. Yeah. There were conservative school districts in California. Right. That had policies that would require you. Teaches.

Require teachers. Yeah. To inform the parents if their children were. And if you didn't tell the parent that their kid was trans, you get fired. I believe, yeah, that's probably what it was down to. Yeah, it was a school policy. There would be maybe not fired, maybe a reprimand, maybe a verbal warning. Same thing. Whatever it ends in, it's probably that was probably what it was down to yeah It was a school policy there would be maybe not fired maybe a reprimand maybe a verbal warning thing Whatever it ends in it's all in there would have happened to them

But now California said no no we do not want crazy that you'd give your kids to somebody that you don't trust to tell you If they're changing their gender kind of I would kind of put that on you honestly well Yeah, but how do we know what's going on so you don't trust them to tell you you think a law is gonna make that relationship? Okay, are you fuck? Maybe you shouldn't have had kids man you ever think about that It's whoops so was your wife too fat for Plan B to work cuz that had that's happening a lot these days The reaction of this law has been very confusing and I already Let's see so Elon Musk for some reason said he's moving the SpaceX headquarters from California to Texas to help his families protect their children over this law.

This law, he says, attacks both families and companies. So because he's worried, so his worry is that you're a, okay, I'm a SpaceX employee. If your son is wearing a dress,'re gonna know Ha ha ha ha! Well You should ask You know when they're at school? You should know When they're at school go rooting around their room and see if you find any tampons or dilating machines Right, put a fucking one of those apps on their phone Jesus Christ! That shows what they search

You have infinite ways to discover if your child is transgender The belief that I've seen from certain conservative figures is that Or umph Kids are going to school, teachers going put on that fucking dress, you fucking little fairy, and the kid puts on the dress and the teacher goes, so be our little secret. And this is our secret,

and you're not gonna tell your parents. I don't think that's happening. I think that's kind of, I think the kids are becoming trans. Maybe it's happening. Are seeing other kids being trans and like that's I get I just think This is a social fad for 90% of these kids. I think 90% of these kids are like yeah Oh, man, I could put on a dress and like fuck around I get to use the girls bathroom like that's funny

You know what that fucking guy hutch said to me. I would have done that if I was in school. What did hutch say? Yeah, now you're too fat to pull off a dress you gotta yeah, but I could do it in like a fun drag way Where I'm like a big fat Drag is not fun for anybody fun for the people it's not fun for them either I think compulsion that they're doing it thinking there. It's fun for us, and it's not I think some drag guys are that hutch guy said he'd be he's open-minded to evidence that kids He's open-minded to evidence that kids chopping their wieners off is not good for them. He's open to evidence.

I think he's open to evidence. He's open to evidence. Because all his evidence that he had is all saying it's great for kids to have hormones, blockers. What if someone showed up and said, like, hey, maybe it's not that great? He said, I'm open to evidence. Well, that's it. Are you fucking serious?

Isn't that a step in the right direction? What? Like hey, maybe it's not that great. He said I'm open to evidence This what all this You know we try to avoid going too deep into the trans topics So we've covered that that ground has been covered so many times trampled to death I think that the most logical thing okay You know what is there any laws that where a teacher has to tell the parent if their kids are fucking stupid? I would vote for that in a second. See that's what we got. Yeah, the teacher has to tell the kids, parents if you're trans, okay, and they have to tell all the stupid kids that their kid is stupid and they have to say it in that words.

They can't gussy it up. That would be helpful. Yeah, you have to tell, yep, you have to take the bottom of the IQ curve, you have to sit the parents down and you say, hey hey your kid is fucking dumb and they're weighing down everybody. Well actually we got rid of that that's that's a way bigger problem. I think we've gotten to the point with schools where it's like well don't tell them their kid is stupid. You can't tell them they're stupid. Tell them they're like they're in the normal class. Yeah they're in the normal class. But what about the smart class? Oh we don't have smart class anymore get those smart kids back. I. Get rid of all the smart classes. There are bigger problems in schools, absolutely.

And also, the school district is not required to... Why do you want the school district to be in charge of knowing about your kid? Because they can't parent shit. That's why. You should know about your kid. The school district should know way less about your kid. Shocker, people haven't become better parents in 20 years. They're actually worse. Because

now they're on their phones all day. I think, and again, I was asking people, I'm like, so let's say one of the kids is gay. Do you gotta be like, oh by the way, your kid's gay? And they're like, no. If you didn't know your kid's gay, you're gay. You're where they got it from. What do you mean my kid's gay? What would you say Yeah, well- You're where they got it from. What do you mean my kid's gay? What would you say? I just don't like that they're making teachers do more work. Like, I'm putting myself in-

Well, imagine, yeah, imagine a kid comes to school wearing a dress and you're like, Oh, now I gotta call the fucking parents. I don't wanna fucking talk to this idiot. Cause you're walking into a minefield either way. And what happens if you call the parents and the parents go, You think I don't know that my kid's wearing a dress? And you're like, I know, but I don't have to. That's crazy, man.

What can you do, right? Let's be real. It's California, OK? Half the kids are wearing dresses, and they love it. They're dancing and twinkling, and they all want to be on Broadway. I don't want to talk about dancing. Well, that's what the kids are doing.

It's footloose. Playing football. Crass the whole. Yeah, OK. Anyway, guys, Transphobia currently number 612. Can you believe it with negative 40 votes? Why? Transphobia?

Yeah, well how could that be? Negative guys, big problem, big big problem. Don't forget to vote it up. I will pay the tip to Lord Subjephar to tip the card as they care. Oh, and vote it off or I'll get a whelk in your fat o'leg Don't get jelly in my mouth Don't get jelly in your ass Please go and wash your bed sheets

Go vote it off Love will die if you don't vote it off And witness how big dice from the other teams You're sick of dealing with trans shit, aren't you? The left's biggest hang up. Hang up? Look at how these pins came out. Anybody who did not get these Super Kill it! Glycon editions is gonna feel bad. You got extras of those? Got a couple extras. 500?

Just go and vote it out! 200? I'm gonna get an extra 50. That's it? Yeah. Woo! It's a limited item. Wow. It's a limited item. Wow. It's a limited item. You think like, if the left stopped defending trans shit, they'd have to admit like, that

women shouldn't be police officers and stuff? That would be, uh, that would be... They would have to, right? Cause they're like, hey, you know what, men and women are equal. Women can be police officers. Like, okay, I'm a man, if we're equal, then I'm a woman. Oh shit. Uh, no, well, no, you're, you can't we're equal, then I'm a woman. Oh, shit. Uh, no, well, no, you can't be a woman

because you're not equal. Then how come you got women police officers and pilots and stuff? Yeah. Uh, you are equal. All right, then I'm a woman. Is that right? The whole thing would crumble

if they had to give up even a little bit of trans shit. Wow. Isn't that funny? It is. Isn't that funny how that works? All of it's very, it's all very interesting what's going on. And you know what else is interesting that's been going on? Is a lot of good sports stories out there, you know? Oh, this is your problem? This is my problem.

Can we go into the problems? Yeah. You know, and you love, you always watch on, you know, you get these highlight reels, right? Right. Of like, down to the wire, like the big basketball game, you get a lot of these. There's two sets. You watch a lot of basketball?

I watch the highlights. WNBA, I bet. I watch the highlights. No, I don't watch the WNBA. You could just say it and then make up whatever you want. Actually, I was looking, I was like, if the WNBA ever gets like popular, you know you can get the WNBA trading cards way cheaper

than the NBA ones. You can get like a whole like 36 pack of like WNBA trading cards. But not if it was popular. With the autographs and the foils and whatever for like 20 bucks. Yeah. So you just have to hope that like, what if the WNBA?

Cause like a Kobe Bryant 101 is like, I think Highlight would be popular before the WNBA would be popular. I'm just saying, should we get a bunch of boxes WNBA cards? Be like, ooh, I opened Judy Gengar. Oh, she's like the top point guard for the- No, more like Tinashe Lashiqua, not Judy Gengar. Good old Judy Gengar.

Well, you know. It's purple. You got the right color, Pokemon. I did get the right color. Anyway, so I love these classic sports highlights. It'll be, you know, you're watching like a high school basketball game. Shot clocks, over! The ball is in the air, the shot clock expires. Oh, I see.

And then hits the shot at the last moment. Okay? But can you think, every time that somebody has made the big game winning shot and won the big game, took it all home. There's that guy Who put it all on the line the big shot? Sometimes he didn't even have to you he kind of took it upon he took it upon himself Well putting the team on his back, let's be real no one else was stepping it was a close game He said you know what I'm gonna go for I'm going for three going for I'm going for the big guy

I'm shooting from way Not half court not half court, okay Why am I on the three defense is stumbling the defense is like? Waiting for the coach to tell them what to do for some reason put in all second stringers, right? Yeah Yeah, he's like hey all, all the bench warmers. And let's get some ladies out of the crowd. Yeah, put a suit on. Put a suit on.

Hop out there. I mean, a basketball suit, a sports suit. Yeah, exactly. Everybody out there in their jerseys, you got a guy, and he's lining up for the biggest shot of his life. And let's be real. If he takes this one home, it's one for the history books. I mean, this guy, till the end of of time if he makes this one shot and you got it from all

bombs away Got a part Whoop the big orange hoop right there big Orange target and all you gotta do are you're saying this is a problem This is yeah, that's the context that you're bringing This is yeah that you'd go you see right? I see what you need to do you see right goal yeah, and you let it fly you take the big shot and You miss

And that's it Your moment in the Sun, your chance to be... Oh, you blew it, huh? You blew it! Okay? The highlight reel is no longer... All the team guys are really blown out about this one, aren't they? They're gonna kill you, bro!

Think about all the guys across history have taken that shot and made it. Yeah, made it. And we're still talking about those guys. Oh yeah, we're obsessed with them. We're obsessed when they get documentaries made about their highlights and their careers. You did something so amazing, it's like you're a whole team of guys, not just one guy.

Yeah, exactly. They're like multiple guys. And all they ever did was make one shot. It's not like they were like career guys, it's just like the big shot that they got. They were in the minors. They were in the minors, they did a little bit of work. Not pro, semi-pro. And then they got one big proors. They were in the minors, they did a little bit of work. Not pro, semi-pro.

And then they got one big pro game, you know, they brought them in as, you know, whoever brought them in as a replacement at the last minute. Women love you for the rest of eternity. Your fans love you. They will immortalize you. I mean, you'd be a hero, let's be real. Uh huh. At least, I mean, to your team.

To your team. Of course your team. And you would be the great villain to the other team the other team for the rest of time ago We had the best line up ever we had the best guys the best defense I remember when the Bulls beat the Suns in like Like 92 and kept them out of the the playoffs or the finals. I think Devastating loss never I never forgot. I think Michael Jordan sunk a huge shot, sunk a huge shot from way deep in the paint, wiped the Suns out that was it next game they were totally demoralized they didn't even come back for several seasons it would

be a completely they really devastated the rules of the game is just to stop you from happening just to stop you from taking a shot like that yeah there's been times that guys have landed a shot so incredible that like- What's your problem again? What's the problem, Max? The problem is missing the game-winning shot. Could've won- could've took it home. The whole thing. And yet choked! Yet choked! It's like- it's like having a ball- I don't know if- I don't know if I should check the rumble stream on the YouTube stream to Steve. It's still up I'm having a very hard time

Sports I don't what was the sports show we're doing a sports show people very passionate about the ball It's like it's fourth and goal you all you guys not really though. It's it's I mean it well whatever He's got a sink okay, but he's like it's more like the first quarter. Let's be okay. Yeah, you're right We're not completely there Sometimes you hit a you hit a shot that's so demoralizing. Yeah, the game's over games over games over Walk out, you know home of Grand Slam in the second inning The other team the other team is totally devastated blown out inning. In a way you blow that shot you embolden the other team and now they're playing even harder than they ever could have because they think you're a bunch of chumps. Youth soccer looking at pornography and getting kicked out of clubs at school. Yeah, I get kicked out of any clubs at school I'm using your metaphor

Anyway Remember when you were in school being a loner looking at pornography and you could be either a Republican or a Democrat Yeah, it could be either one thing. You know what that fuck sometimes you don't have a nice guy for an hour You know that hutch guy says to me what do you know Hutch, when they were ganging up on me, right? On PKA. They say, this is unrelated, unrelated story. Just an aside, they said that guy, the assassin that tried to kill Trump, they're like, Wait, I haven't heard about this.

Well, a guy tried to shoot, a guy tried to shoot Trump. Yeah, barely missed him, Trump ducked out of the way. They said, well, he said, I'll need to see some evidence to see what his political ideology was. And what he's like, yeah, and I'm like, well, he tried to kill the Republican president. Is that? Well.

I'm like, with a fucking straight face, like, huh? What are you? I need to see some evidence. Well, I tried to kill that, you know, I haven't heard anything about this story at all, so I really can't comment. Anyway, sorry. That's your resting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. You were saying. Well, I was just saying, I remember running down the soccer field at a wide open goal. There was nobody there and the goalie was off, I don't know, picking his nose or something. Right, right, right.

And I went, it was just, everyone was cheering there going Vito, Vito. Like, cause it was like. Pito, Pito, Pito. Yeah, you know, as a five-old, I had a fun nickname. And I went, I was right in front of the goal, and I kicked it as hard as I could, but I got the wrong, it went over the fucking soccer goal.

Oh man, yeah. And it was the most, I still, Devastating. Decades later, I'm devastated that my one moment in the sun, and I can only think about, Imagine if that was your last feeling on earth. If I was on A national stage being broadcasted the entire world, the most important sports game you'll ever participate in.

And it's your last game because you know they're gonna force you to retire afterwards. Imagine if your head explodes after you miss that, right after you realize what you'd missed. You don't get another shot, like that's retirement. Okay, that's the last one. They're gonna force you to retire in one way or another. And right in front of the world, right now,

right now there are guys who, you know, we would know their names. We would be talking, decades later they go, hey, you ever hear about Tommy Johansen? This guy put it all on the line and he won the big game. And instead, they'd name a sandwich after you. Honestly, they'd name a sandwich after you. They'd name a sandwich or a dessert after you.

You'd have something going on. But instead, you choked. You choked hard in your big moment. And you never get in that moment back. The guy's sitting there in his armchair telling his son, yeah, I used to play football in college. Could have gone on the way. What happened, Dad? Because I tried to kill football in college. Could've gone on the way. What happened, Dad?

Because I tried to kill the fucking president. No, it just didn't work out. And that's a... I blew a croquet game with my dad. Really? Oh, that's gotta be horrible. And I blew it in the... I hit his ball.

And I had the choice to either go again, or send his ball, hit it. Like put my foot on my ball and hit my ball and his ball would shoot off. And I fucking swung as hard as I could and I clipped my sandal or something. So it just went thud and his ball went like a foot and a half. He's like, oh man, my whole family was laughing. He's like, oh you blew the whole thing.

He said, no, nice shot. And then he hit me, sent me to the moon, and I just quit. I just walked off. This was right before the peg, too. You could have made it. You would have been the hero of the family if you had made the big shot. But you know what?

Not everybody, not everybody. Not everyone has the what? Not everybody has the will. Not everybody has the commitment. But I'll say this. See, I was going to bring in headshots as my problem. has the what? Not everybody has the will. Not everybody has the commitment. But I'll say this. So you're always gonna bring in headshots as my problem.

Well, I just wanna say real quickly. Because you're so tempting that you should never, you know, in a video game, like playing Grand Theft Auto. Yeah, yeah. They're difficult. You always want. Sometimes you want a body shot. It's just, you know, it's easier.

Safer. I'm just gonna say that, you know what, I hope that, you know, people look at these sports stories where a guy went for it and didn't make it. And I hope they're inspired to try a little harder, you know, next time they're, you know, going up there trying to... I hope it serves as a lesson to all other athletes who come along afterwards. You know, don't give up on your dreams. Don't give up, don't give up on the dream. You know, not everybody can succeed,

but it doesn't mean that you are going to fail. Missing the game-winning shot, that is my problem. So you're taking something, you know, silver lining out of it. You know, I think there's a, again, I hope there's a new generation of athletes that isn't discouraged. Isn't discouraged by what they've seen. Oh, me too. There's a new generation of athletes then is it discouraged? Well, we'll see which side once the coming basketball wars take place, we'll see which side

Advertisers the league wins with the league always wins the league always wins. Oh the league is killing it right now. That's all that... Big ratings. Big, big ratings. Okay, are you done with that shit? I am done with that sports related problem. How do you think that's gonna go for you? What do you mean? Everybody likes sports? That problem? Everybody does like sports. Everybody likes... Everybody knows what I'm talking about. I don't know if they want you talking about them though. Well, I mean you need perspective. You have this way that's off-putting to to people even when you're talking about something they like and can identify well, it was like oh everyone can identify with a Losing shot. Yeah, that's missing a shot. It's the worst you don't want to mess when you should have made it especially when Especially when the goal just kind of jumps out of the way

It's a blue shell, honestly. A blue shell right at the finish line. Pow! What the fuck? Where did that come from? There's not a lot of games with moving goals, but what can you do? Sometimes they change the rules of the game at the last minute. Yeah, you gotta know.

You gotta know. You gotta know better. The defense was sleeping! They weren't even alive out there! You gotta know, you gotta know better. The defense was sleeping! They weren't even alive out there! Yeah, but you know, some, like, they have a hitch sometimes. The goal or whatever. Yeah. Metaphor. I think he was trying to-

Mike Tyson will, you know, blink, you know, like that, uh uh uh. You gotta, you gotta play more than one round before you can... You ever try to like, you ever try to like kick the ball, but you're on like a slope, you know and it kind of fucks up the angle? I think the slope gets a lot of guys. Oh yeah. Mm. Uh, okay. Sports. My problem is women at Home Depot.

Too many women. Too many women. Working at Home Depot. Working at the Home Depot. Forty- how many- what percentage of Home Depot employees do you think are women? Too many women. Working at Home Depot. Working at the Home Depot. How many, what percentage of Home Depot employees do you think are women? 46.

What, how many do you think should be women? Zero. Well, I think me and you have a different opinion of what Home Depot is at this point. Home Depot's where I go to do home improvement stuff at my house. Yeah. I take my truck that Noel made fun of me for having.

Right. And you go buy what? I go buy, yeah, you know, wood and stuff. What are you working on? What's your big project? I had to replace the garbage disposal, because it was leaking. It, like, leaked all the way down there. You had to reinforce that deck. I have, no, I don't got to. I'm legally required to. Hahahaha!

We were at your party and someone's like, that is that is that in good shape were they an engineer I don't know no I am okay telling you that it's good But I do have to do it to bring it to code yes the city tell you that yes, but it's good Sure, it's not to code When did the city how often the city inspector come by to fuck with you once a year? Just once. Yeah, they don't do it a second time. Well, I know they always reappraise the houses now for tax purposes. I'm not a homeowner. I don't know the frequency of these events. Well, thanks to your voting you never will be.

We'll see what happens. What are you gonna see? Oh, let's see if Superkiller becomes an international sensation. When exactly? How much do you think houses are gonna be when that happens? What are you gonna see? Oh, we'll see if Superkiller becomes an international sensation and then I'm buying two houses How much do you think houses are gonna be when that happens? Well, we should have the second issue out in about 10 years from now so we'll see, probably a billion dollars Ummm, yeah I have nightmares where I am entering a Home Depot

and I think I'm in heaven and then it's just a bunch of fat Latina women coming out you know, like Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome, like peeking out when he enters this little space like, what up? Ah! Ah!

You know? Like Ewoks, that's what little fat Latinas- Ah! Ah! Ah! And there's a little baby one, there's like, eeeh. And you turn around for a second, they're stabbing me with churros. I'm in a net and then I realize it's a nightmare It's not a I'm not in heaven. I'm in hell. I'm in Home Depot and it's staffed

I'm at the one Home Depot that's staffed a hundred percent with women You know and I'm in a net and they're stabbing me with churros and you're watching You're watching your card that you're filled with tools and wood being like pushed away from you Yeah, they're taking it all out. I'm like, no, they still have that card! God damn it, isn't there a man here? Why would I take the card all the way down the fucking fastener aisle? You dumb bitch! They're restocking the shelves with all the tools. No! They're stacking them in the wrong place and not updating the app. And I'm looking at the app and the thing and it's like, oh, out of stock on this.

I'm like, I fucking know it's not out of stock. I see three of those right here. You dumb bitch. This is a recurring nightmare that you have. 463,000 employees at Home Depot. That's a lot. I guess there's a lot of Home Depots. It seems like a lot, but when you factor in the woman component of 40%,

there's only 277,000 effective employees at Home Depot. So imagine you're at Home Depot and like, oh, we need 120 guys, we needed 120 people, men, to run this store. Let's try to do it with half of that. That's why the service is always so terrible at Home Depot. Can you imagine a woman taking a piece of, can you imagine a woman telling you, no,

that she cannot cut your plywood? Cause the machine's broken. I can't. I've never tried to, I've only once had the plywood cutting machine go for it. That's the only time it's ever worked. Every other time you go, hey, can you cut me a piece of plywood, ah, the machine's broken.

I fucking know it's not cause you're doing the work of seven Latinas. Well, you gotta have some women at the Home Depot. You got the garden department. No, you don't need, why do you need women there? You know, flowers. For what? Well, you know, menstruating. Who gives a shit about that?

A guy doesn't give a shit about that. What's a guy? It's got a label right on. Can't I tell you what kind of flowers you get? It's mostly bricks in the garden department and fencing. Mostly bricks? Yeah, it's mostly bricks. They got hanging plants.

They got potted plants. They have hanging things. The plants are like in a palette. What kind of grass seed should I get? Grass seeds? Yeah. Indica or sativa? What do you mean?

No, like for my lawn. You mean my lawn or your lawn? Well, my lawns. Do you have Bermuda grass? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what grows good in these California climates. I have no fucking idea. Once I fix the deck, I'll tell you. Because I have to plant grass. Was that what you're driving at?

That I have a gravel front yard? No, every time I go to the Home Depot, I go, I should buy some grass seed and then I am surprised at the price of grass seed and I go well I should- Wait why? Cause it's like 40 bucks for a bag and I'm like well I shouldn't buy- But why do you want to buy grass seed? Cause the front of my apartment it's like all patchy all around.

Can't your landlord do that? I don't think they- I don't know. You gotta water it and stuff. Yeah I'll water it. I water around a little bit. What the hell? Really? Yeah well I put down some grass seed and it helped a little bit, I'll water it. I water around a little bit. What the hell, really? Yeah, well I put down some grass seed and it helped a little bit,

but I don't even remember what kind I bought. Anyway, I'm talking about that Home Depot lady. As much as I hate, I hate, this is my biggest problem in the universe, women at Home Depot. Yes. I have to deal with it. Every time I deal with it,

it's the worst thing I'm gonna have to deal with that day. And I've dealt with every problem on that list If I have to deal with a woman at Home Depot in the same day as I've dealt with that other problem The woman at Home Depot will be the worst problem that I had to deal with that day Well, they just gotta they gotta put them in positions where you know, like I'm okay with them telling me which checkout lane to use I don't like that. You think well like that. I don't want permission. I know which one it is, it's right there, but I have to wait for you to go like, oh, it's right over there. Yeah, I don't know why they always go, oh, you're paying cash or card.

And you're like, what are you pulling? Do you have a machine that doesn't take one or the other? It does kind of seem like the women are there. I don't think your job is justified. You're telling me stuff that you want to hear when you're waiting in line, I know it. Yeah. Are you paying with cash or card? You wanna hear that.

Even though it has nothing to do with, even though it's such a terrible problem, I still don't want that old lady. Do women do any of the things that like, can they even cut the keys? I've never had a woman cut a key. I had a woman cut a key. How'd she do?

She cut the whole thing. She did the whole thing around. Yeah. And then she said, here you go. And it was nothing. What do you mean it was nothing? She goes, oh, I forgot to put the blank on. And she had to do the whole thing again.

Wait, what do you mean she forgot to put the blank on? She forgot to put the blank. She handed back your key. Yeah, she goes, here you go. And no other key. And no other key. It's like where's the other key? She goes, oh shit. I forgot to put the blank on raised your key for fun Fucking whizzed off the yeah

Even with all that I still don't want that lady who at Home Depot to get fired for saying she wished well There was I I did about that. I think I heard about that. Wow, you heard about that? There was a lady, a Home Depot lady who on Facebook flippantly said, oh, I can't believe somebody missed. Assassinating the president. An assassination, yeah, which is completely different from what I was talking about. No, of course.

And yeah, a lot of people, well, Libs of TikTok is a big account that goes out there and that goes, hey, did you see this lady you've never heard of before who doesn't matter at all? Said a thing on Facebook which might offend your conservative sensibilities. So we have to get rid of her. That one lady at Home Depot. Oh yeah. Yeah we gotta get rid of that one lady. She runs all of banking and social media. Well we have to. It's really important that we and social media. Well, we have to, uh... It's really important that we get, um, a handful of, uh, regular people fired.

Uh, yeah, I don't know anything about cancel culture or how it works or how it was set up in the first place. I haven't been dealing with it, you know, since I was like 25, so I don't know. But Johnny Shithead, uh, 0305 with 60 followers has got it all figured out. It's when your enemy is fucking up, like when your enemy is fucking up and acting violent and showing everybody how violent they are, this is Art of War, right? You know Art of War? Right?

Like a manual for war. Sun Tzu, you know about it? Always rape at dawn. Always rape at dawn. Always rape at dawn. Before the butthole is closed by night. Rape before you- Rape before they shit. Did you ever own a copy of Art of War? I used to have a copy of that. No, I'm not that pretentious.

I mean, I just found it at a bookstore. I think this would be fun to read through. I've never been to a bookstore. Uh... It's probably a thrift store, which had a book department. Art of War. This is a classic art of war rule. It's when your enemy is making a mistake, quickly make a bigger mistake. Right. Quickly interrupt them and make a bigger mistake. Have you heard that? I believe so, yeah. When your enemy, yeah. Kind of seems like after your candidate for the presidency has just had perhaps one of

the most glorious moments in politics triumphantly rising from the ashes to show, well, we have the strength. The strength is what will guide us. Don't stamp on it with your messaging. Led by a, the main proponent of which is a woman right if you find yourself Following something a woman is saying hmm stop Well, yeah, not necessarily do the opposite you could do the opposite but at least Stop another my memories shut your fucking mouth. I don't argue with me. You're dumb

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about Now that my memories were jogging I do seem to remember more about this Assassination you don't have to do the bit through the whole show No, no, I'm just remembering it now and now I'm aware of it and now my character understands what has happened right right right anyway, it seems like You got a real big you got a real good thing there for a second, you know? Or you get to go, well, they're trying to kill our guy. Ultimate victim.

Ultimate victimhood. Let's get them all fired. You guys know that victimhood is the currency. You're making victims. You're giving them currency. You fucking idiots. How did you figure that out? It's like the most obvious thing in the world!

You know what I'm gonna do to make our side look real good? What are you gonna do? I'm gonna find like these people who have like kind of shitty jobs. Yeah. I'm gonna get them fired. Emma killed one of their dogs. Why? Well to teach them a lesson, Jerry.

Well they're the ones. Well do you see how then they get to do what we're doing? Which is we have the victimhood thing and then thing, but now we can't do it. We got the biggest victim in the world right here. I know, I'm just gonna go make a little bit of it. A guy who almost got shot in the head, which is probably the greatest victimhood thing of all time. No, no, he got shot in the head. The ear is your head. The ear is part of the ear. What are those things on your ears called? Headphones.

If I said my dad got shot in the head, would you think somebody blew his ear off? I mean, yeah Yeah, and he's alive I was saying well I got hit in the Ever Kennedy got shot in the head. Oh my god. I hope his ears. Okay, can he see you're not okay? He's still here. He could not hear That's not where you go with shot in the head And no, he could not hear. That's not where you go with a shot in the head. See, this is what you play up. Your callousness and viciousness.

What callousness? Talking about it's not a head shot, like splitting hairs over a guy getting shot in the head. It's not a head shot. Come on. What I'm doing is what you do. You wind them up. When you play Call of Duty, and you, well actually Call of Duty might register the year. It registers, yeah. I'm not sure. Still. I think if you had a Call of duty if you went and you had you know

How these guys are always complaining and they go I? Clearly shot that guy in the head here's the video foot and they have slowed down their gameplay footage here Yeah, got if you showed me that and it tipped it nipped his ear And you didn't got a credit for a headshot. I would say what the fuck is an ear shot then You got an aim better. What if it hit your eyelashes then? It's an eyelash that's a headshot? Absolutely! If it goes through your hair is that a headshot?

So if you come in a girl's hair, you're gonna say well I mean it's not your guy with a big ol afro huge afro. I shoot a hole through the top of the afro Afro's different. Why is that different? That's still hair. It's a sculpture. It's a sculpture made out of your hair It's not it's different. The ear is a part of your head. How about if I shoot off a girl's ponytail? What if your fucking teeth get knocked out? What if I shoot off a girl's ponytail? Is that a headshot? Bam! Right through, the ponytail drops to the floor. Oh, I headshotted that bitch.

Nah, you- no, cause it's not- it's just hair. It's like dead. Alright, so hair is off- hair is off limits. Ear doesn't grow back. Ear doesn't grow back. It's just it's just hair. It's like dead. All right, so hair is off. Hair is off limit hairs off. Well, here doesn't grow back Here doesn't grow back. It's just cartilage Doesn't go back though still Okay When your enemies making a mistake quickly interrupt them and draw all the attention to you well don't right is that the same I mean I feel like I'm always saying I'm always saying, I'm like, well-

If anybody tells you you're wrong, argue with them. Well, that's what Boogie's been doing. Don't think it through. And it's been working out through. Don't think it through. When in doubt, lash out. Art of war, classic art of war. Classic art of war.

So your problem is women. Women at Home Depot, which I hate women at Home Depot. I wish it was 0%. I had to read like a prospectus. Get them fired for being women at Home Depot, which I hate Women at Home Depot. I wish it was 0%. I had to read like a prospectus. Get them fired for being Women at Home Depot. That's okay. Yes. That's fine.

Get out of there. But make that the focus. Drop a bunch of rulers, drop 50 rulers and one yardstick on the ground and say, find me the ruler. And then if she comes back, then get rid of her no matter what say I'm building a tree house name the top 10 tools that would help me accomplish this. Ten? A woman couldn't name ten tools. Well I'm building a tree

house. She can get the hammer I would hope. Screwdriver. Now you should get all freaked out. Electric drill that'd be good. Alright right name me find me one tool in this whole store that could be used for something and tell me what for the whole store Find me one bring get one tool and tell me what it's used for Anything Well, we should do I was up to you. It's up to you I was thinking I would like to once I have a little free time I want to do some of these women once you like to, once I have a little free time, I wanna do some of these women's challenge.

Once you have a little free time. Once I have a little free time from- You don't have any free time Vito! Well don't use my doll against me, that's not fair. I don't use your Miss Piggy against you. It would be fun to do some of this man on the street. I like the war bit. I feel like we should just go to Hollywood,

just find- My war bit. Your war bit. Yeah. I'm absolutely- Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Just go like we should just go to Hollywood, just find- My war bit. Your war bit. Yeah. I'm absolutely giving you credit. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Just go down to Hollywood and go to Lady Taurus and do like the TikTok thing where you go,

listen, everyone you get right, you get a- Five bucks. Five bucks, 10 bucks, whatever it is. Five bucks. I got five questions, easy 25 bucks. If you get them all, $100. 100 bucks. How far do they have to be?

What range do they have to be in? Five years. Within five years of the start of the war the end of the war or both within a decade Within a decade of the war the wars yeah beginning and end okay? Five years well I guess no honestly because it's because you have a revolutionary war It's gotta be like yeah, cuz then it's funny when they say like 17 You just want to be wildly what if they said like 1775? You'd be like, what the f... Why did you say that?

Right. That's what Gavin doesn't understand. If they mess up like the... His pants are so tight. Well like Vietnam was like... He's got his beard on so tight. Should we have them just name the decade? Like 60s, 70s?

Name a year. Vito, Vito, Vito, Vito, Vito. I'm just workshopping the bit. I'm not saying... Let's do a treatment. Let's pitch it, we'll get Randy Dwayne in And then we'll have a show Dick, I got a problem for ya, you wanna play a fun little... We just did a problem!

It's time for the next one This song means that that problem is over And it's time for another one Is it about comics? Is it about Madics? Guess you'll have to wait and listen to see what the problem will be That's a show. Dick, my problem is one I just experienced on the way over here. And it's a problem I feel I run into quite a bit.

It is showing up five minutes before a place of business closes. Oh. It's awful. It's the worst. Because you're all excited to go to a place. Never have I said that. Well, I am. Except for a strip club. Okay, well I get, I get in my head, I'm like, I'm going to this place, I'm going to get the thing I want. And I know what I am. Except for a strip club. Okay, well, I get in my head, I'm like,

I'm going to this place, I'm gonna get the thing I want. And I know what I want. What do you want? Or maybe I don't know exactly what I want. Maybe I go, I'm gonna find something in there that I want. Okay. Okay, and I leave the house, and I'm like, I'm gonna get there on time. And this time it was, in my head, I said, I want an Italian sandwich.

Was this today? This was today. You got shut out of a place five minutes today? Well, here's what happened is I said I want an Italian sub and I said I could go to this place I normally go but I said you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go to the other place. I haven't been there in a while.

They make the better Italian sub. It's just better. You walk into restaurants and they're like norm! I'm like cheers dad dad I had one restaurant that he used to be like that but yeah okay that was cuz I tipped we would always get the same waiter at this diner and I give him like a hundred bucks for Christmas cuz he was my guy took care of me he doesn't work there anymore though sadly so I go uh that go how do I give him a

hundred bucks how'd you give him a hundred bucks? Did you feel weird about it? Nah, I stealthed it. I just left it on the table, took it off. At like, what kind of restaurant was it? It's a diner. It was at Christmas. It was like Christmas time, I was like, I love this guy, he's teak scared, he's nice.

And you didn't even like, you didn't make a YouTube about it like MrBeast. No. You just gave him some money out of the goodness of your heart. Just gave him a hundred bucks. See everybody always says I'm such a bad guy. But if you give me food, I'll treat you like a king. Uh, anyway. So I wanted an Italian sandwich.

That's gonna be my lunch. I'm very excited. Alright. So I go, and I'm on my way there, and then midway through I go, Oh my god, I left something in the house! Had to turn around. Okay. And I'm looking at the thing and I'm going, Oh god, I'm not gonna get there on time and I'm looking at the thing and I'm going

I'm gonna get there. I just go to the other one. I miss for the good because the other at that point You're making everybody like mess up all the all the stuff. They cleaned because they're cleaning up to go home Well, that's the problem. They messed up all this I got there with five minutes on the clock and I go to the bank I'm like, oh, I got it Good a manonnaise a little bit. Give me the little bit. Italians all the meats. Give me all the meats I want an antipasto salad. Here's what I don't understand. Okay come on come on. Why is you're gonna close at five you should start packing everything up at five not at 445. Yeah but that's just not the way it works. Why? Because the hours are set around, like the hours are slightly wider than the busy time.

So it gets busy during whatever lunch, and then it's not busy anymore, and then it's. Look, I'm not even upset with the employees. I'm upset at the concept of knowing that if you'd just gotten there a little earlier, there would not be a guy with the little spritz bottle wiping down the deli slicer. And go, well I'm not gonna. Oh, cause you're all like uncomfortable with people judging you.

Like the shit's like the guy standing outside the bathroom saying hurry up in there. I was a deli man myself. Alright? I worked the slicer. I get it. Okay. Although technically you're supposed to wipe down the slicer between everything, but you know, nobody does that and gives a shit.

How do you slice? How do you slide? How do you like do you like configure the slicer every day and? Well you come like Seinfeld or you get it real thin like you can get it real thin if you tell me I'll adjust the Nub and I can adjust the really and then he slice off one slice and you hold it up And you know how about that and sometimes you get thinner sometimes they go. I want a little? And sometimes- And then you get thinner. Sometimes they go, I want it a little thinner. And sometimes you might go, well, the thing about the Gabagool, okay, if I slice a little too thin, it's gonna be like kind of falling apart.

It's not gonna be an even sheet. Falling apart is not gonna be good. Is that okay? But that's good though. No, I don't want that. No, I like that. I like it like shaved down. Okay, I want that.

Okay. Then when I worked in the- Can you make like a shave ice ice on a deli slicer Yeah, if you came a block ice, I guess good. I think that would probably damage the blade I don't think it's meant for that. I think you guys say that about everything I think you everything I want to do with a slicer is always Deli slicer it's not meant to Chew through rocks the chew through soft animal tissue

Yeah, take the leg of an animal. It is actually kind of weird to just pull out a big loaf of a leftover animal and slice it into thin little things. And yeah, you would get ladies. I love talking about my deli time. I was good in the deli. Why don't you make this your YouTube channel? I'm just talking about food stuff.

Yeah. Well, here's the thing. You know what the best moment in a deli slicer's life is, like the best possible feeling in that job? If someone comes in and they go, I want a pound of anything. I want a pound of the honey turkey. I want a pound of the pastrami. And you go, OK.

You take it to the slicer. Slice it up. You put it on the scale. What does the scale say? One pound. Yeah. Exactly. Right. And here's what they say. They go, wow, you got it exactly right. And you know what you do? You go, yeah. Like you do it every time. You make it sound like you have it down to such a science that them being surprised by it confounds you. You go, I'm a deli man.

Of course, of course I got you. You asked for a pound, I gave you a pound. You know what, how it usually goes is, uh, oh yeah, I'll take some shrimp. How many, what do you want? Like a pound and a half. Okay, here you go. I'll put one little in there. There you go. Oh, three and and a half? Okay, here you go. I'll put one in there. There you go Oh three and a half pounds. Oh, here you go Well, I put it back. I never went back a little bit I got yelled at at the deli a lot because I was one of the guys who I'd go they'd ask for a pound

I put it on be a pound 15 Yeah So I'd hold two slices up in the air print the sticker because that makes the thing go down and then drop it back down So they get a little extra. And the grocery store. Yeah, that's stealing. It is. Yeah, the grocery store people were like,

you're really not supposed to do that. Nobody has ever done that for me. Nobody. No one's ever reconfigured the stale to give you, well, I mean, I guess. No, they just put it on there. It's like, yeah, that's a pound and a half, man. Close enough.

I was like, I'll do a little something. I'll do a little something. Get it down there. It's nice of you. It was very nice of me. With other people's money. Here's like I was like I'll do I'll do a little something I'll do a little something get it down there. It was very nice with other people's money Here's where I wasn't nice though is when the ladies come in and they go my son has an allergy So I need you to completely disassemble and wipe down the machine before you cut me anything. Oh my god I'll do to what I am it. I don't know like some fry doesn't even exist I don't it's just like he's allergic to like pepper and you've sliced pepper ham and that at some point today Yeah, so then you go, okay

Then you're gonna fucking wipe the whole thing down for some ladies fucking whatever Allergies man deli stories got a lot of great deli stories. Okay, so you're there five minutes I'm there five minutes before they close and Again, they're wiping down the machine. Yeah, I can't get what I want This happens a lot of the time when I try to go to like I tried to go remember We went to flappers comedy club, which we got again We gotta go back to see some more. Yeah, and I was like, I'll go to the game store That's nearby like looking at video games. It was like five o'clock. I'm like, oh, it's a video game store

They'll probably be open till like eight or nine. Yeah, they close like 630. I'm like what the fuck normal life 30 people get off work at 5 and that's work what they're doing in there is work, okay But you you like a hangout spot shut up people get off work, and then they go to buy video games You can't just be over People get off work, and then they go to buy video games. You can't just be open for an hour and a half Go to the store to buy video games I go to the store to buy video games, and I go in there and they go well They're like uh can I help you and you're like kind of just wanted to look around and they're like yeah, okay Well, we close in five minutes

Yeah, they don't want you poking around and telling them Oh god forbid I buy something Let me take a picture of this. Oh, this is a ripoff. Oh, I have three of these cleats I don't do that. You do though. Do you do do it though some version of that? Very rarely if I go to a game store and they're like exorbitantly overpriced I should have brought bought six of these back in the day. I picked them money I've actually gotten great deals from them and I feel bad about it now Regardless, I think we all know, you know,

it's just the uncomfortable, again, it is one of those uncomfortable situations where all the employees are like, come on, man, what are you doing? Yeah, they would do that at bars except it was 45 minutes early. Right. They start doing last call at like,

Well, we were closed like 45 minutes, so. We do last call at like, Sure you wanna come in? At an hour and a half before, and then we started shutting down at like 1.15. I was rewatching that movie. You're kind of killing the vibe in here forever. Yeah, let people have a little bit of fun. Right until 2.

Here's a better plan. Let everything happen like normal, but then as soon as 2 hits, just sound a fire alarm and like fill this whole thing with fog and start beating people with rubber hoses. But then everybody would stick around until closing time, because you gotta stay until closing time at this bar. It's awesome. Why would it happen at closing time?

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And then of course in the back room, they're all screaming and they're jizzing on all the food and rubbing it on their nuts to punish the, see that's the other thing You don't know if an employee is gonna punish you for coming in late. I can't trust these people just leave I know go eat somewhere else No, that's what I had to do. You had to do that. I had to go get a sandwich somewhere else Okay, I was able to obtain some delicious Italian pastries

Which our official? Shell runner has been enjoying upstairs. She better not be. They're pretty good. Is that it? Is that your fucking problem? Timing. Hour 30.

OK. My problem is the swapped buttons on the PlayStation and the Nintendo. It's the worst. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Is this what being bisexual feels like?

It should be against the law what they did there. One of these companies gotta go, man. One of the, Microsoft needs to go. We screwed up. We're gonna- Microsoft, fuck Microsoft. I'm talking about Sony, Nintendo. Well, Sony is the only one that gets a pass from me because they made their buttons

so unique That there's no there's no square on anybody else's controller. It's the down. It's dumb or the the tip It's the down or the tip right? it's Circle back X confirm on the switch. Well, hold on. See that I want to talk about as well. Circle is back, X is confirm, X marks the spot, right?

Wait, X marks the spot? Yeah. That's your justification for X being confirmed? I'm telling you how I remember because I am playing GTA V. Why is circle back? Because you circle back. I'm just saying how I remember because I am playing GTA 5. Why is circle back? Because you circle back. I'm just saying how I remember it because every single time I have to press these buttons

now, I don't know if I'm pressing the right one. The X is the biggest problem because there's an X on all of them. If I had to take a game winning shot, I wouldn't be 100% confident. If you had to line up a headshot, yeah, you might end up accidentally reloading. Yeah, even playing it for as long as I have, I still don't have any confidence. When I get in my car, I know exactly what's, I could do it without even being barely even conscious,

right, driving, brakes, driving, brakes, driving, brakes. But I get home and I'm like, I don't know which one it is. I've been using the fucking, I've been using these two fucking controllers for 35 years. Cause it's different depending on which one. And I don't know, I know how to run. Run, it's gotta be that one. Jump, yeah.

Press okay. Don't look at the controller, don't look at the controller. Just look at the controller. I'm not, I don't wanna go through all the work of focusing. Looking down. Now here's the thing is, it does seem like America has exacerbated this problem in a number of ways.

Okay, first of all, Super Nintendo was a mistake because in Japan, Super Famicom controller, you got those four face buttons. In America, what color are they on the Super Nintendo? Lavender and purple. Why America, what color are they? On the Super Nintendo. Lavender. And purple. Why? For what fucking possible reason?

For the color. For the color scheme. What do you mean why? But that's moronic. But you're never looking at it. You feel the grooves. The Super Nintendo was good because it was down buttons and like concave buttons. Concave and convex buttons. That's...

Okay. Who's fucking looking down at the controller like people playing guitar for the first time? Regardless, in Japan each button had a unique color. Red, yellow, green, blue. That doesn't fucking matter. That does matter because then in the game you can go press the blue button and you go oh, and not press the left purple button, but not the top purple button and not the right darker purple button. It's either right or down. The button should be different colors. It's either right or down that's it. The button should be different colors. That doesn't fucking- they're all

different letters. Every controller could be different. It's either right- They should be different colors and letters. But how would that help the right or the down thing? Then they would just make- What is the right or the down thing? they would just make the right or the down thing you got the controller right is back on the PlayStation and select on Nintendo down is back on Nintendo and select on play okay but do you know why that is because they're fucked what do you mean why that is that's they have to shut they have to come together they have to they have to come together hold on hold on so did you know that in japan the right button is confirmed and the down button is go back yeah that's nintendo that's yeah playstation flipped it around for some reason no no no yeah well yeah playstation

of america flipped it around for no reason because Cause Dick, let's think about it. If you want to confirm something. Down. Okay, but what would you use? You would circle it to say this is good. And if you wanted to say no, this is bad, back out of it. Yeah, but that doesn't have anything to do with the direction. I would do an X.

It's where your mind wants to pick it. Well I'm saying it makes more, shut up, it makes more sense in Japan that X is back because you're Xing out your choice. The shit on the buttons, the color of the buttons, and the fucking shapes on the buttons don't mean anything. It's where you want to press. The PlayStation shapes were chosen for a reason. No one's ever looking at them though. No but I have them in my head. If I see a triangle pops up on the screen I know to press the top one. Because you've learned that.

Because the triangle's pointing up. But in your mind, if you want to pick something affirmatively, where are you going to go? Down. Well, if you play Metal Gear on the PlayStation, it is the Japanese, it is confirmed with a circle and it is back with an X. Doesn't this drive you crazy, this thing? Well, I don't know. I guess I just...

It doesn't. You don't care. That's how you don't have supersonic. I'm like, I'm like, cutting a bleeding edge. I'm bleeding edge of performance. I'm more upset that X is confirmed. That doesn't make any sense. Circles should be confirmed.

Why are they different? Just pick. I don't want to go through the rest of my life having to second guess myself of which is back and which is confirmed. You know, I fucked up saves like this Did you save I think so, but I don't know. You know, I pressed the button, but now that I'm thinking about it I don't know if I pressed Confirm save or not save fuck

There should be a international convening body on the controller That decides the four face buttons arranged in the clover pattern There should be a international convening body on the controller that decides the four face buttons arranged in the clover pattern. If you press the right, you continue. If you press down, you go back. I don't want that, but I'll take it. I don't want right to be going forward, but I'll take it. But that's what it is on Nintendo. I thought that's what you like.

The Nintendo one sucks. You like right to go forward or right to go back down down should go affirmative why Because it's closer You should have to you should have to hesitate and go out of your way to go back Holding the controller just reacting should go forward Forward shouldn't going forward be such a bold action that it requires traversal of the thumb, but yet to cowardly retreat?

No, because like enter is right here. Cowardice is easy. Escape is all the way over here. The gas pedal is right there on your foot, the brakes you gotta go, whoa, get all the way over here. It doesn't matter. What we're arguing is not gonna happen either way. I know.

It's a tragedy. All I know is. And kids are growing up dealing with this. We don't have to grow up like this. It was just AB. Well, I mean, now you enter this world where you can map your own controller and I go, well, now everything's out the window.

Now it's all topsy-turvy. You know what I have to deal with? Now a controller can be a woman, as far as I'm concerned. What do you gotta deal with? Inverted controls. I've heard of this. I think you brought this up on the show. I press up, I look up.

I press up, I should look up. Why is my plane going down when I press up? It should go up. Anyway, that's my problem. Maybe that's why that guy couldn't make that shot. His controls were inverted. What shot? He was trying to aim, and he went a little bit to left.

What shot are you talking about? Your problem? A game-winning shot. The big shot. Oh, your game-winning shot. It sounded like you were talking about a specific game-winning shot right there. Yeah, the 2024 Skeet Shooting Championship of America.

The Skeet Shooting Championship of America. 4H Club Championship. 4H. Our problems are swapped back and affirm buttons and the swap buttons on the Nintendo and the PlayStation. Minor missing the game winning shot and getting to a store five minutes before they close. And women at working at Home Depot.

Did they get that? Did they follow her to her house and kill her? I hope so. Chaya? Did Chaya? I hope Chaya? Did Chaya? I hope Chaya. Did Chaya show up with the massage and the IDF? Chaya gets everybody deleted off of the world.

You know what's funny about that is like, they don't understand that when I get canceled, right? Like I've been, you know, all my accounts always reported, you know. I know that the people doing it want to kill me, but number one they can't because I'll kill them. And number two, they'd have to get up and leave the house, right? So they'll settle for just getting all my accounts ruined and getting my life ruined, right? But the conservatives trying to do it to them, they do it and they're like, well, now they'll learn their lesson like

do you guys not get that they want to kill us they don't want to learn they don't want to learn a lesson they want us to die yeah yeah they want a million game-winning shots yeah across an entire they don't want us to like maybe they'll want a blowout we want a hundred points on the board yeah yeah crazy I'll also say this. We're going to give them a taste of their own medicine. Their own medicine is not learning lessons. It's to kill you.

Well, it seems like it's one of those things like a, I don't know the best metaphor, like a gambler, you know, winning a little bit at the table and going, that's, that's what I wanted. And you go, well, you could win, you could win in the whole thing is what you want. And you could just do that if you say, no, I just want this little stupid, meaningless victory.

I want to win $5. A peric victory. Yeah. Yeah. And I go, well, your guy could be president if you stop fucking around. Wouldn't that be way better? No, I want to do this too.

No, I want a little bit. All right, everybody, if nobody takes this, nobody takes, uh, we have 500 bucks right here. If nobody takes any of it, we get $5 billion. Okay. Well, I mean, I'm just going to take a little bit. I mean, I'm, I'm cool. Yeah. It's cool to take a little bit. They would, that's the taste of their own medicine. You know, I would take a little bit. It's that little kid study where they go, hey, here's a marshmallow, but if you don't eat it, it'll give you 10 marshmallows. You know what the kid does?

Because Chaya's a little fucking baby going, I'm just going to eat the fucking- Chaya? I'm just going to eat the- Whatever her fucking name is, Chaka? No, Chaya's doing that to, Chaya is doing it on purpose to take all the guys in the right wing who will do that. And she's amassing them to then use them to target enemies of Israel. So when she's done going after like people who... Little Facebook people.

Yeah, then she's gonna be like, and actually this person on Facebook is saying that Israel should not murder Palestinian kids. Let's go after them. Yeah. It's very calculated what she's doing. It's go after them. Yeah. It's very calculated what she's doing. It's very interesting what's going on. And I'm glad her good friend Destiny is at the center of it, who I've invited

to appear on this program. And he said he will consider it. I'm going on his show. Yes, yes. In Miami. So you're going to fly to Miami? I hope so. That's where the show is.

Cool. Maybe you two can play some sports. Alright, I'm done with that. I'm done with that bit. I could shoot Betty. I bet I could shoot Betty with that. You know what? If you made a video of you and Destiny playing horoscopes.

It was YouTube. Both with effigies out there, like let's go. You should film something while you're out there see what he's open to Uh, I tried to get well, I had a buddy who was trying to get destiny to do a TV show But I don't think he's getting TV show now But I think he's right. I mean, what's even a TV show anymore? I don't know. That's a good point. Who cares What a controversial figure destiny tired of getting told that you don't know what cancel culture is? Isn't it like a little bit grating? What me? Yeah. Yeah. Do you not?

Man, I do. You don't know what it is. You don't know who's been canceled. You don't know what's been going on. Really? Well, yeah, I had a guy who goes, what have you ever done? What have you ever spoken out against like any of this? And I just posted a picture of us at the Dave Chappelle Brothers. I'm like, I mean, I'm not saying we saved- Don't talk to I'm not saying we say talk to me and my son ever I'm out there doing it every week but at least I did one thing I want him I was motivated enough to go let's do a thing okay and there might be a time that I'm motivated enough to do it again but you do nothing you do nothing nothing well at least I have a plan at least I don't have a plan yeah well I got a lady. You got that lady fired.

I got a lady fired from Hobby Lobby. Well, I mean, I don't... Now the Hobby Lobby doesn't have communists in it. Oh good. You saved the fucking Hobby Lobby. So they're hiring the worst person. They're gonna go back. The teacher's gonna get fired They're gonna go hire the person that was too bad for that role, right? Good job. I'm glad they were canceling it. Again, You guys got handed a big old W. Okay, here's a treasure Fucking election and win with it. Why are you going? Hey? Let's act like scumbags and psychopaths and get a bunch of people Fucking fired. Well, they deserve it cuz the left Okay, fucking things up fun

fucking I Let me put it this way. It's been good. Yeah Celebrating I want you to drop in the ball, man. Cause the second Trump got shot, I went, Oh, it's over. It's over. I know the PR game. I know PR.

There's no way they're gonna fuck this up. All they have to do is not try to get a bunch of blue collar workers fired. Oh, they are? Oh, it's their only way. It's like, it's the worst possible reaction. You just go, well, you know, clearly you left us certain nutjobs and lunatics, and we're not going to engage in your lunatic behavior.

We're just going to put a winner in the White House, and he's going to save this country. And then every dumbest person on the internet came out and unanimously agreed that emotionally reacting, the quartering, Tim Pool pool Chaya all together hey um I'm mr. Low Road you are the gayest motherfucker that has ever been quarter and then the quarterings crying about someone drinking vodka at the RNC like wait really yeah he's like I'm here this guy's drinking vodka I can't even

believe I'm blocked by that drinking vodka. I can't even Pussy so I don't even see half the dumb shit You don't get his tips on hiding child pornography. No, I know he puts those out weekly now. Oh my god I was a guy was just drinking and he was like what you can smell vodka on his breath He took the bottle. He's like you drink it out of his he drank it out straight out of the bottle, bro You just wanted to say that you're at the RNC or what? Who is that guy? What is the fucking quartering? What is his point?

He's like the weirdest, he has no like consistent standards on anything. It's just like, he's gay. I'm being doxed? You're doxing my middle name? Yeah. Bro? Yeah, yeah, exactly. He was crying.

I doxed Home Depot. They doxed me, they doxed me. And people are like, well it's just on your Wikipedia page. Just post it, a link to your Wikipedia page. Well that's doxing, not everybody knows my middle name. And he goes, oh well that lady had her name on her Facebook. You just cry about everything? You just fucking cry about everything. That's what it is.

Anyway, I'll say this, look, I think on multiple occasions I've said on this show that you guys have forced. I hope the quartering goes to a Trump rally. And that the Secret Service keeps doing a great job. How about that? I hope no more sports fans show up and everybody remains safe. Look guys, I have to vote for Trump.

That's the contract I made with this audience. Are you really doing that? I'll do it. It's a good feeling. You'll never feel better. I'll adhere Well, I feel great with all the support I've been getting on this show and people have said you have made promises and I said you're right And I'm a man who keeps my promises, okay, but I gotta say what's the fucking point if you guys are throwing it away

You might as well vote for dogshit McGee at this point take the W and run with it. What are you doing? I I just I hate having to interact with these people who are so stupid there oh I just hate having to interact with these people who are so stupid. They- oh! Explain it to me. Okay, I appreciate that. How does this help? Don't ever explain yourself to me. Here's the question. It's like a poison. You explaining your thoughts is like a fucking poison. If you believe that Donald Trump is going to save this country, every action you take and everything you post and whatever else should further that aim.

So explain to me how getting the lady fired from Home Depot helps Donald Trump get elected. Yeah, but that's fair. We're giving them a little bit, but I'm powerful by doing that. All it does is make you... I get that it makes you feel like you fucked with someone. I feel powerful. Do you not understand that? Okay, but are you here? I'm giving them a taste of their medicine. Are you here to Try and demonstrate to the left like how bad you feel You know you don't even get you feel bad or do you want to win the presidential election? This is this is what they don't get about leftists. Yeah guys all act. I know what's going on

I'm not fuck. They got it it that's why when we missed they we missed they're gonna win we're gonna miss they're gonna win fuck well all they have to do is lie constantly I think if that guy had nailed that shot you're not lying in a different way if you're not lying if you're out there and you're listening to this and you're not lying shut your mouth if you're not lying you're hurting everyone you're hurting your side if you're in any if you ever if you ever say anything that comes within 10 miles of what you actually think, you're blowing it for everybody.

You're a liability, you're worthless. You're less than worthless. You're a hazard. Fuck off. All you guys had to do for the next year was make music videos with patriotic tunes and flags waving and shots of Trump triumphantly. I can't believe they were trying to kill us. Yeah, all you needed to do was constantly, every week you should be posing and I'm proud to be an American and Trump can go fight. We would never do that to you guys. We would never do that.

If you had just done that for the next six to eight months or whatever the fuck it is, smooth sailing you would have won. Instead you're fucking around and now nobody's taking it seriously because they're going kind of seems like you guys are just using this as an excuse to fuck with people so I feel like you don't really care. I think if you cared that your guy almost got shot your reaction would not be like I gotta get some fucking people fired about this shit. I got anybody who's not taking this seriously I'm getting fired I'm gonna get him fired. No just take it seriously go oh my god. I can't believe they would say that's you know, it's hurtful, but I hope that they will learn whatever do anything else Don't even talk about it. Who cares? It's the nutlessness of it. You know what? We're gonna go get them fired

That's not that's not what you're thinking. You're thinking they're gonna kill us. My question is how does it win you the election? How what does it do? Maybe you could... Because they're gonna fear us, bro. No! They're gonna fear me. They're gonna fear me and I have a Roman statue as my PFP and I love... I retweet Roman architecture because you know why don't they build it like this anymore, bro? No, don't play. I can't believe it. There's one true God. There's one true God. Once we invented fiberglass, we kind of got rid of all the marble pillars and whatever else. how long do they want to build marble I don't know we don't have marble I've discussed this on the show you can't get countertops

you can't buy a marble anymore definitely not enough to make a building all right guys vote on all the problems at biggest problem that show don't forget bonus episodes available at patreon.com Slash biggest problem dangerous Hi, it's me Sounds familiar Yeah, we're gonna get out of your fucking ass What What? Yeah She's dumb for a woman. Anyways, I've got to go to a dinner date with the CEO of the LCAU. Okay, Chy, have fun. LCAU? What's that?

You know what my favorite kind of impressions are? The one where the person goes, Hi, I'm the person I'm doing the impression. That's an old biggest problem. I mean You have to say that Okay We had dick talking about finger pain and that one guy last week was talking about Nerve pain show. What is this? This is whatever has like, cock pain. Cock pain.

Usually it's like when I go. Jerk off too many times. Maybe it's after a while of not pissing. What? Get there, you go through the fly, because I'm not a fucking animal. I'm civilized, I go through the fly, I whip it out. It's not very big, it is what it is. What are you catching on that man?

Just before it starts coming out. It's like a pain from lower abdominal Like through the cock. It doesn't last very long doesn't bring your heart very bad. Go to a doctor. We got a man pain Yeah, no, that's not a thing. Most people from your stomach. Yeah, I think you have a hernia Don't make little pig jokes, bro. No one else make the pig jokes, but you got a Really cock wait when you go to pee. There's a sudden pain You need to go to a doctor. I'm pretty sure dude. That's like one of those things really goes, you know, like how long are you holding your piss? Two weeks? I don't know what this guy's talking about.

I think you got a problem, man. That's a bags of sand. I don't even want to make jokes. This is like one of those... I want to call you back on your phone. This is one of those things where somebody goes, you ever like hanging out in your house and you start finding weird notes for yourself written in a language you don't understand? You're like, no.

No. And then it turns out they have a gas leak in their apartment and to them It seems like totally normal and like no you have a gas leak your brain's not working You'd leave a cock pain. I was every once in a while once in my life I had my you know how you look you can pop your fingers right? Yeah, my cock popped I was like what my fuck is worse feeling Then I found out there's a tendon there. Ooh. And some guys like cut that tendon to make their dicks look bigger.

Wait, I told you that. No, I knew, maybe you said it on the show, but I've known that since that happened. I was like, why did my cock just make a popping sound? The tendon went back. And can you pop it for fun? I was gonna say, I was gonna bring in that I do have to give you credit for finger paint

I had a finger pain incident. What happened? Well, I recently went and I purchased a manicuring kit For my nails so you could be like oh though from Beetlejuice. Well, I've been I've been Selling magic cards on that stupid app on that stupid app, but the problem is... Oh, so you need to have a- you need to be a fucking hand model like Zoolander? Oh my god! You fuck! I can't say it!

Oh no! Well, I don't want to be opening the packs with like, dirty disgusting nails. I want nice nails. I actually gotta get- Oh fuck! Where is the- You fucking faggot! Alright, well now that you got that out of your system I gotta get that clear nail polish too

I gotta get some of that What?! I didn't get it yet, I haven't got it yet So you manicured your own... And you're getting clear nail polish I'm getting a clear nail polish, that way when people buy I probably don't need the nail polish, but Why don't you do your nails like right Vito?

Sell that would be cool. Maybe I should do that Vito CMD why those? Cards Vito's cards cards. That's pretty good. We go. Well, maybe I'll get my nails done. I'm gonna manicure On dr. Phil. Yeah. Oh really? Yeah, what's on my girlfriend made me grow with her to get a manicure or pedicure and it's disgusting. I hated it. It's gross. I'm like why do you guys do this? They like scrape away the flesh here for no reason.

Cause they're retarded. Anyway, I cut my nails too short and then my finger's been hurting for the last week so I went- Finger pain. Don't cut your nails too short, that's what I learned. Start getting towards the nerve. Okay. Vito outing himself as not knowing anything about anything a fucking gin

walking about oh I saved so much time by having people do my laundry yes laundry is not a task it's something you do while you do other tasks start the laundry come back in an hour flip it the fuck over and then put it in a bag or put it back Total effort is like five total minutes. No Let's raise $50 a month the dude is spending almost the cost of a washer and dryer machine You are spending a lot of washer dryer does not fold the clothes The folding is like 10 minutes. No it isn't. Yeah it is. I have a lot of clothes. There's a lot of folding. You don't have more clothes than anybody else. His comic book time is so god damn valuable. Fuck off Vito!

Okay, an hour of my time is worth 50 bucks. Let's put it that way. I would rather just pay $50 to not have to do laundry. An hour of your time is not worth $50. Yeah, I think it is. No, it's not. You're just lazy. So what, every hour of your day is like $50 that you're spending? I'm saying it would take away... Oh, I better dial up the jack off delivery. I don't want to spend an hour jacking myself off.

Well, why do you pay $165 for a cleaning lady? How much cleaning does she do? Because she, like, scrubs everything. Oh, okay. I don't want to do that. You couldn't do that? That's too much? I don't want to do that. I still do my laundry. Okay. I like how you get to have a cleaning lady. Because I have a house, dude!

And I just have a fucking dry cleaning- whatever. It's like a laundry service. I like it Not everybody knows shit. I don't like doing long. You live there. I don't like doing my only how long you lived in your five years five years, okay, and You you pay 50 bucks a week. They're about like a month a month every like two or three weeks Which is it probably about two or three weeks. Well, which is it? Two or three? Probably about three weeks. Three weeks? Yeah. Okay.

So you pay it like, what, 15 times a year? Yeah. Okay. So that's like... 700 bucks. A year? Really? Yeah.

For laundry? So that's one washer and dryer. I don't have to pay for any of the laundry detergent. Again, I don't have to fold it. They put everything on hangers. Again, they take the shirts, they put them on hangers, they steam them, whatever else. They do everything.

Wow, maybe this is a good idea. I would honestly, why don't you just try it once and see how you feel about it. Because it's wasteful. It's definitely wasteful. Living in America, I can't believe feel about it. Because it's wasteful. It's definitely wasteful. Living in America, I can't believe I wasted something. What a horrible thing I did. You're also crying about you don't have a house.

You've got to stop spending all this money on washing your clothes. I just need everyone to buy Superkiller a second time. I don't think I'm asking a lot. Get one for your family. Get one for your parents. I don't know. I don't think we can fight Eric Jalai again the second time. Yeah don't think I'm asking a lot. Get one for your family, get one for your parents. I don't know, I don't think we can fight Eric Jalai again the second time. Yeah, well we'll see.

It's gonna be tough. Okay. Hey, Dick, hey Vito, hot guest prophet, holy spirit speaking through me. Yeah, corn kernels in your teeth, on the back of your tongue, right in the very back where you gotta go, ah, ah, ah.

Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh. Just to get it out and you look like a total asshole if anybody's around you. Yep, yep. Absolute fucking, the drizzling shit. I'll try to hold this pump. One real quick story though, I had a friend who got a colonel, I didn't know if he was stuck deep, deep in the gum on one of his molars or whatever, and I guess he was just stupid and left felt like dealing with the discomfort and it started rotting and then he lost the tooth and

then explained it when the tooth got pulled the smell was ungodly yeah well rotten tooth is not good. Vito you're a fat piece of shit. Thank you. I to say, I knew a guy who had a corn chip wrong and he had to get surgery on his throat. His throat? Yeah, the corn chip went down. How wrong did he eat it? I think he swallowed a corn chip whole. So he tried forcing an entire tortilla chip down his throat and ended up cutting up his

esophagus. My friend said he breathed it in. He goes, what should I do? He breathed in a chip? Yeah, is it gonna come out? I'm like, I don't know. I mean, if I think if you can get it down all the way, it'll hopefully dissolve in there, you know?

It's still just corn. Well, if it went down the pipe into the lungs, then no. It's not supposed to go down into the lungs. I don't wanna call you a liar, but. He said he got up toward to a chip in his lungs. I believe that you breathed in a chip. I've had this Amish... I think if you breathe a tortilla chip in your...

I've had this Amish popcorn shit and it's so small. Yeah, the current, when it finishes popping. Yeah, that it's like working. I don't know if it does the same thing though. I need mushroom kernels. That's what I'm about. Well, I don't know Oh this all right. Give it a shot. I'll give it a shot What is all this vetoes Twitter vetoes a good person? I assume that's a joke

Holy shit, I can't believe what I just heard. I'm listening to episode 148 right now. You know just said he's a really good person, right? I'm a really good person. They kind of challenge him. What do you mean? He said he was a better person mr. B? Which is obviously just retarded no I am absolutely but then anyways he not only doubles down but challenges dick and says no I'm a really good person blah blah this and that and Then not even five minutes later Says that the best scenario would be to have a male brain in a female body so you could Manipulate and coerce people Not to mention he said he cares more about

animals dying and humans like a couple of so the bill definitely watching and fucking basically jerking off to fucking Chinese people, going into fucking industrial labor and shit. What the fuck are you talking about? It's crazy. You don't have to not find death interesting to be a good person. Death is interesting.

But you're getting off on it. I'm not getting off on it. Why do you guys make it sound like I'm jerking off to it? You're jerking something. I don't know if it's off or what. All these women who watch True Crime Podcasts or whatever. Women are sick. And deranged. Whatever. All of them are bad. It's like all these women who watch true crime podcast or whatever. Women are sick and deranged. Whatever. It's just interesting. All of them are. If your bar is what women are doing, you're toast. I watch it. That's the lowest of the low. Women.

The entire female race runs orthogonal to good and evil with men. And they're all from hell. They're all spawned from Satan. You know what's funny is I called my mom the other day, just to catch up on what's going on. I'm like, well, what's going on in your life specifically? How's the family? How's whatever? She goes, I've been following the Karen Reed case.

And I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. Turtle boy. Turtle boy, yeah, exactly. She don't, I, she had brought it up before this time I had to be on the phone for an hour as she ran me through every aspect of the case. What is it? Uh, basically a lady went with her boyfriend to a party at a cop's house and she said, I don't think we're allowed in there. And her boyfriend went, no, it's cool. I think I know the guys in there. And she said, okay, well go check and then come out and tell me if it's okay. This is what my mom said.

This is my mom's understanding the case. So the boyfriend goes in the house, doesn't come out. And the lady goes, oh, he ditched me in the car, what an asshole, and drives away. The next day, the man's body is found on the lawn of the house. So there's two competing scenarios. Okay. One is the claim that she backed her car into him, killed him, and then drove away. The other one is he got in an argument with all these cops at the party, they beat the shit out of him until he died, and they dumped him on the lawn. So that's the two. He ditched her? No he didn't ditch her. I mean the idea is that he went into the party and said, Hey, can I just-

Yeah, but then why'd she drive away in the second one? She's saying she drove away because she thought- He ditched me. He ditched me. Yeah. But the reason that he didn't come out is because they killed him. So he walked in and immediately got into a fight?

I don't know. I guess like something happened where he went in there and some sort of altercation. So he's dead for real? He's 100% dead. Okay, and that's Tara Reid is the girl? Tara Reid is a- That drove away? That's 100% dead. Okay, and that's Tara Reid? Is the girl? Uh, Tara Reid is a... The girl that drove away?

That's not her name. Karen whatever the fuck. Karen Reid? Now you fucked me up. Tara Reid's like a TV person. Uh, whatever. Whatever the lady's name is. Reid, turtle boy. She was the one who was on trial for killing him, but then ended up that she's in. And there's no evidence that she killed him? There's no ev- well the evidence is weird because there's like as much again

How did he die? This is how I got from my mom. Well, they they did do an in the FBI did an investigation They said it's not it's not could be anything. Well, it's not from a vehicle They said it was you know, some sort of trauma from physical altercation if a woman kills a guy he I don't think She killed and it's not poison if a woman kills a guy and it's not poison then I should not speak On this again. This is all what my mother told me on the phone Happened but it did sound interesting And she was trying to say something about the cops like went to her car and like smashed out the tail light and like left

Oh class from where light on the lawn to try and frame. Basically, they're trying to say everybody at the party... They're trying to frame her? They tried to frame her by like... What town was it in? I think it was in Massachusetts, which is why my mom cares about it. This is what's happening to nipricate his kids. Yeah, exactly.

That's what's happening. It does... the way she was explaining it, I'm like, wow, this sounds interesting. Blowing cocaine. Or like in court, they were like showing video of her car, but they reversed it. So like, uh, to make it look like the driver saw, you know, flipped it horizontally and be like, see. Cops doing this.

Yeah, apparently there's like some shit going on. And a lot of cops are actually getting like nailed for it. I think the FBI is doing. And again, somebody's going to say, if you know you have this all wrong. Are conservers going to like freak out if we say something negative about cops somebody's gonna say if you know you have this all wrong. Are consensuers gonna freak out if we say something negative about cops? Yeah, cops would never do anything wrong, of course not.

Isn't that crazy? You know what, maybe I'll bring it in as a problem. Is that fucking crazy? Maybe I'll research it, maybe next episode we can do it as a problem. Fun police cover ups. Let's get Turtle Boy to call in and talk about it. Turtle Boy got like six months in prison for

Why? For trying to investigate the case. Oh, that's what he's doing? He was going around, he was trying to investigate the case. Oh, that's what he's doing? He was going around, he was trying to interview people, because again, apparently it was a family of cops or something. It was a big cop brotherhood. And he's like, hey, what actually happened to the party? Whatever else.

And they tried to say, oh, you're making people feel unsafe. This is terrorism or whatever the fuck. And they put him in jail for investigating it. I think that's what drives me the most nuts about modern liberals, is how much they love cops. I don't know. I'm out there with them. I hate the fucking cops. Like, well, the FBI said, liberals love the cops? You mean super cops?

You mean like trust the FBI? Well, the FBI I think people consider a little more professional than small town cops. So they're the most cops of cops. And you think that there's good traits in the police. I think there's more oversight than most police departments. The oversight is a senile old man and a bunch of 27-year-old polypsi majors. Well, let's just say that I... You're exactly demonstrating what drives me so nuts about it. I was going to bring in a different police department. I'm gonna save it for next week.

All I can say is the FBI has never been accused of running a train on a 17 year old with 20 members of the department, but we'll get into that. The FBI has been accused of trying to kill Martin Luther King Jr. Yeah, but come on that guy was causing a lot of fucking trouble. Hahahaha I'm sitting on PKA and I say well the FBI and Tifa and like a bunch of you know Like three percenters are there like whipping up violence right? Whipping up a frenzy. Yeah, whipping up a frenzy They're like why would the FBI do that? I'm like am I?

You guys liberals wait a minute wait why would the FBI do that? I'll give you a tip What are you talking about? You want to know how to nail Woody? How? Ask him what the proud boys did at the insurrection Why? What did they do? He hasn't exactly Nothing. Well did they do anything? I don't know. One of the best things have been with the other is right because look I'll say the insurrection's not great. But there's- wait wait wait why? Look, I'll say the interaction not great, but there's a way why Because what's not great about it? What's not great about it is that it was in reaction to Trump's?

Electors scheme where he's trying to get Mike and you think that stupid electors shit to I mean it is what happened Trump crazy Trump tied to push through a bunch of fake electors to whom? to Congress with Pence. Anyone with Pence to approve them. Like Scooby-Doo, right? Ha, I was a fake elector the whole time! Well, if Pence had approved them,

it would have halted the confirmation process. So Pence did have the authority to do that. Pence, I believe, had the authority to, well, Uh-oh. He could have illegally done it. He could have approved fake electors. I don't know if it would have been illegal or not. You have no idea.

But you know that Trump did it. I know that I've never heard of any other president saying, let's do a bunch of, although I do, didn't somebody say? Really, sure, like 1850, they didn't have any kind of electors. Like back before the internet, multiple electors didn't show up and go like, well I mean we got some kind of fucked up election here,

we're the electors for that guy, they're the electors for that guy. You guys better go ahead and figure this out. Can you not see how that might not be the best way to go about democracies? Just like, go, okay well here's the electors that like everybody chose like the country like voted for right you know and they're gonna a state respect the will of the state that didn't let black people vote here's some that the guy who didn't get the support of everybody just kind of picked out of a hat so choose amongst those two so you are one of these crazy liberal conspiracy guys you not think it's Do you not think that's the best way to handle it?

It's like totally crazy. So first of all, half of people are voting for the other guy no matter what. Sure. Half of people support one guy, a little bit more than half support the other guy. So if Biden gets his own like, funsy electors, you'd be like, that's cool. They could just pick these guys. They're all funsy electors until Congress recognizes them. Okay, so Congress... Congress gets to pick.

So Congress decided, we just like Biden's electors better you would accept that wholeheartedly Well, then you go to the Supreme Court Okay, I mean now the laws changed but before yeah, yeah, that's how it works and if the Supreme Court said Oh, yeah, no, we like Biden's guys better. You would accept that. I would have said that's that's yeah, that's unconstitutional or not. Yeah Okay, so let's say let again, Biden loses the election by a bajillion votes. He gets one vote, but he says, hey, I got these electors. He gets one vote? He gets one vote.

If he gets one vote, he's getting impeached and his electors are getting killed. Doesn't matter. That's not the... It literally matters. It's literally the point of democracy. I'm doing the hypothetical, not you. What if Biden was a space alien that's a different hypothetical this electors shit it's so fucking it's not that no

I'm a fake collector you won't even let me do it because what you're saying is I know what you're gonna say is totally retarded same thing happened to Hutch and Woody they're saying shit that's totally retarded so if Biden let's say he got 10% of the vote. How's that? A little more, uh, whatever. That's what probably Woody got. Yeah. Sure, he probably got 10% of the vote. Probably got about 10%. So we announce Trump has won the election.

Because that's how our elections work. Every state or what? Of the Electoral College. How's that? In what state? All, the entire Electoral College. The entire, really? Every state! All Electoral College votes have been tabulated Okay, and of those electoral college votes 10% 10% of them have gone to buy

Are you saying you got the popular vote in 10% in every state? I want you to walk me through the fucking plan! Don't worry about it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no What does he look like? Does he have a dog? Is he magical? What if he came through time? What if there's a multiversal portal? Hell! What about all that shit? Yeah, what about it? Okay, you're right. Because it's all just made up- This is why I don't wanna talk about anything with you. It's all just made up horseshit you're talking about. Anytime I try to talk about anything, you just have a million fucking Gold Post moves. You are the one making Gold Post with this 10% shit. I'm talking about the real life

of what happened. We're gonna get a bunch of fucking 19 year old trans kids and we're gonna have a bunch of croaking crazy ideas in their head and they're gonna be nailing shots from a distance you never thought fathomable I can't believe how good that guy's shot was pretty good when they did the thing where he tipped Although you should have known Trump would duck out of the way you got to know you got to know these things man He's always fucking shucking and jiving. What's your fucking hypothetical? See exactly I need a little BB gun. He is about he was a bobblehead

What's your hypothetical I don't have one great show Let's just you're I win I win. I win my arguing styles superior good. You got everybody fired from the Home Depot Congratulations, you win my arguing style is superior. Good. You got everybody fired from the Home Depot. Congratulations. You guys always win I don't understand why nobody voted for our guy. I think the election was stolen. I think it was all stolen I don't know why nobody voted for our guy. We got all those people fired from the Home Depot We got everybody fired from the Home Depot. I don't know why our guy didn't win. That's you Cuz you guys cheated again. That's why They should sell Trump bobbleheads with the Ultimate head rockin action Trump. That's what the people want guys. Don't forget get your shit on his arm and he goes what?

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I'm Carl from W-A-T-B! We want to thank all our top supporters. You guys are- You see guys, you see how you shut down these liberal conspiracy theorists? Just interrupt everything Okay, oh man, I shut that guy I shut hutch down so hard calmly with a calm You are a wall of bullshit Desante for five Desante for another two. I really got personal to I was imitating him what he was trying to talk Dasante for another two. I really got personal too.

I was imitating him when he was trying to talk. He was like, who? OK, OK, OK, OK. Who is Hutch? Who is he? He's just a guy? I don't know. Is he like a YouTube guy?

He's trying to say that LA wasn't shut down during COVID. Now, that's incorrect. Crazy. Dasante for two. Shot beat Coov and forgot to put a message. Yeah, you did forget. Dasante for another five. I clearly forgot. Spell check two. Enjoy the forget. Dasante for another five. I clearly forgot.

Koof got beat, bro. Spell check two, enjoy the money. Dasante trying to get the first Super Chat in and fits to put a message. Spelled Koofron. Synthetic Shinobi for two, thank you for not killing yourselves. Wow, Koof, you got beat by two people this week.

You got beat, Koof. Koof for two, thank you for not killing yourselves. Synthetic Shinobi for 10, your PKA appearance was hilarious. You didn't go too far. You didn't go far enough against Hutch. I speak for all PKA listeners was hilarious. You didn't go too far. You didn't go far enough against hutch I speak for all PKA listeners and RSK everyone hates hutch What's our okay? I don't know

But uh well hopefully did you plug the show we got a lot of the now I didn't you cocksucker You're killing me you plug this on fucking Tommy C You didn't plug it on yeah I was so upset because of all the lies and attacks that I was getting fielding Hopefully people look us up and find the show synthetic shinobi for 20 You're the best and most consistent guest on the show. Wow. This guy's just sucking your dick hard You're funny while other guests aren't funny whatsoever. I've been on the show. What about me? I did good Anyway, second to you is Harley Lauren. You know when you have me on your show, I'm going to start attacking people though.

That's what people want. Well, this man asks, I hope you too will. Excuse me, defending myself. I get attacked. You are always defense. He asks, would you ever mend fences with Harley Morinstein and call into his podcast? Yeah. That's the guy from Epic Meal Time.

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Well, I don't know how many were deep. The locks for 20 Vito skipping super chats next week was messed up. Everyone should talk about his weight and request the gay team guy song. Can wait to hear your incredible takes this week you gay team guy please play the song lead oh the gay team guy you got it i can remember the end d i rule that comes in a little late lead oh the gay team guy female game character show of more like men D.I. rules! That comes in a little late. We know the game to die! Female game character shows more like men! We know the fat to die! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat We've been incorporated, carrying out a needless arcane as a challenge since 2018.

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And then if you get it right, it's never a gun. If you get it right. If you get it right. If you blow it, I gotcha. Female game character should look more like men. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT enough money to tell you what I ate today. I had a pastrami sandwich and a little bit of pastry. J Rob detailing in Ireland for five euros. As always lads, cheers. Hey, we gotta come to Ireland sometime. Kiss the stone. J Thompson for two. You've been skipping the Vito's Twitter song. Cole Markland for two. Vito, what's up with your team lately? You know, we keep missing every shot we take. Daring Arzaleel for five. Don't be a coward get destiny on drink more water veto I want destiny on Cole Martlin for two dick who's worse veto or hutch oh

hutch Bob Duato for five big problem no pissers on the subway yeah I remember my buddy having a piss in a corner and you're like oh that's why the subway smells like piss there's no bathrooms that's shala for ten my name is veto team guy just Walde and I like to chuck dicks in my ass, play the song Richard. Vito the gay team guy. Listen. Vito the gay team guy.

You gotta listen very carefully. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Okay, but no, this car matters. No, it doesn't. D.I. rules. Because if you come in late, it's over. You gotta come in, we gotta set a fucking metronome. Vito the gay team guy.

They know Dan Hender should look more like Madden. V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, Carrying out a new Sarkeesian's agenda since 2018. Late. You're late. I'm not going to get it. You got to listen. I just can't get it. The timing's all wrong. It's not in beat with the song. I ain't going to listen.

I refuse. DiamondG for 2.22. Do not come. Do not come. TBF for five. I don't know what's worth. Megalomaniac boomers ruining the world or being stuck in a small, poorly ventilated room with Veto's stinkiness for three hours. DiamondG for a huge $50 on the board.

The failed oink-sassination attempt on my YouTube account will unite the fanbase of Biggest Problem and undo the harm that veto caused this week. I diamond G creator of October, summon Captain Dick to make veto Oink Darplank. All right. Elite Komodo for five top five PK appearance of all time from Dick this week taught that noodle TB fairy armed Hutch a lesson. Big ups Liquid Veto. Straturgery for five. I met the super chatting for the Veto team guys song. But as soon as Dick plays it, it chucked Dicks in my ass.

Don't want that. These are Dicks. No one wants that. That malware for two old waiting music still better. I miss that old music. Coup for two, one week until dead poil three. I don't know what that has to do with anything. Fr 8242 for 20.

I used to spend money here until Veto July started avoiding suit. Well, I'm not gonna read the end of that. Peter Wager for five, Trump2024, hell yeah brother. Austin Nicks for two, I know- Trumpamania is running wild. Yeah, great. I know one S, is it S-A? Is that what he's trying to do?

That didn't have D-E-I. Doc Nick for 20, put the jelly on the medallion. Oh. Cole Marklin for two, subscribe, donate, or get the fuck out. I doc Nick for 20 put the jelly on the medallion Oh Cole marklin for to subscribe donate or get the fuck out. What are we doing with our jelly by the way? Should we try it should we try it? All right, it's a I feel like we only need to crack well. I'll have my own. I don't want oh is it gonna smell Donkey jelly fruity Ooh, is it gonna smell?

Donkey jelly? It smells kinda fruity. What does it smell like? Smells like, uh... Eugh. Smells like that fruit. It's like fruit jerky. Oh, is it just fruit jerky? No, but I'm saying it smells like it. It's supposed to be made out of a donkey. I'm just gonna take a little piece oh that's terrible tastes like guinea pig food no tastes like uh what does it taste like Tastes like that dried apricot fruit bar you get. But not good. Tastes like that mixed with cigarette smoke.

Yeah, tastes like cigarette smoke. It has the consistency of dried apricot with the taste of cigarette smoke. No wonder Chinese guys like it. You think they make it taste like this so it's more donkey-y? Because they could just pump like corn syrup in it and make it taste good. I could see using this for something. I just don't know what. I feel like I'm tasting bones. Like I feel like I'm eating donkey hair.

Because there's like sharp kind of things. There's little bits in it. It's like a gel. It has less of a flavor than you would expect, though. It's got like an aftertaste of like, it has new flavors, and I just associate them with donkeys. Well, stop thinking about the donkey part. How can I stop thinking about the donkey part?

Maybe it's not a donkey. Maybe it's only part donkey. Ah. There's probably a tiny bit donkey bits. It's just their skin. They rip the skin off. Ah. That's where all the glue is.

Ah. It is kind of like eating glue, too. Now it's stuck in my teeth. I know. They rip the skin off It's where all the glue is It is kind of like eating glue too. Now it's stuck in my teeth. I know. It was worse than popcorn kernels Oh my god, my mouth is full of donkey taste. It does taste bad. It does taste bad. I don't think it tastes bad You know what? Have all of them. Take them home with you. I just don't know what I would do with it I'm trying to think I'm like, well, it's interesting. Like it's for your erection or something. I don't know. I like I want to say you could do something with this.

Could sprinkle this on a cake. What are you talking about? It's got like a nutty. It tastes like it's kind of got like a nutty flavor. Like a hazelnut. Yeah, it kind of tastes like a nut. I got the I got the aftertaste like almonds. It's got like an almond taste to it. I got the aftertaste of like almonds. It's got like an almond taste to it.

No, it doesn't taste good like almonds. I don't know. All right, well we both ate donkey jelly. And now it's stuck in my mouth and I have nothing to drink. Britsman for two, would you rather a six pack or a full head of hair? Full head of hair? What are you talking about?

No, six packs are for men. Most people do not, and even six packs. Women don't give a shit about six packs. Even really, yeah, even really built guys do not have six packs. You really gotta like work for that. Rex Sex and for five, remember Hawk Tuah girl in itty bitty titties and a bob. Truly the last golden age of the internet. Thanks Trump, I hope Hawk Tuah is, oh he was trying to get me.

Very close. Austin Mix for two. Jing Zhang from China, Vito. Jing Zhang. Jing Zhang to you. Michael Winning for five, Veto, you coward, stop deleting Twitter threads. Arrrr, Veto, stop deleting threads. Goof for two. How much to get you guys to eat the donkey paste? Well... Uh, a hundred bucks.

Hahahaha! Fuck that up. Peter Wagner for five. Veto, how much for you to drop the act and actually say, I support X-Thing? What thing? What thing thing he supports DEI Vito supports the worst Vito hates mr. beast so cleaning up the ocean and he wants trash in the ocean uh doesn't support washing your own clothes at home no no what do you mean how awesome at all okay yeah seriously five measure finding a QR code on your donkey jelly box when you scan it, the donkey chuck dicks in my ass. Dicks in my ass, nobody wants that.

Nobody wants a veto in dick, nobody wants that. Nobody wants a chuck to dicks in my ass. We got a catch up with Eric July one of these weeks. It's been a while since we've seen that guy. Oh, has he done something stupid lately? Always. Every video he puts out is the stupidest thing in the world. He's talking about getting that Home Depot lady fired too.

Yeah. He's like, don't let your principles. He's talking about getting that Home Depot lady fired too. Yeah, he's like don't let your don't live up Exactly. Don't let your principles stand in the way of a W The W the W I hate I hate did you call it a W? Fuck off forever Let's be real guys. I know you don't want to admit it, but Trump getting shot at and not dying is the hugest W. Oh man, if I could get shot and not die, forget about it. If I could pay a guy to shoot at Biden and miss, I would kick a couple bucks into that fund. Secret service.

Arrest him. And miss! Arrest him. Arrest him. And miss! Arrest him. Anyway. Let's see. Trio Doug says, Vito, I'm your strongest warrior. Mod me. And I'll keep these team guys in line.

I do like Trio Doug. Are you live right now? If you type something in the next 10 seconds, I will mod you. It's a delay though. I know there's a delay. So. No, there's not that much of a delay though. I know there's a delay so No, there's not that much of a delay. Oh does that work does what work?

Does it does bring him up I mean, I don't know Well, it's too fast. How did I even mod all those people last time? I don't know sir. She was She will occur. What are you doing? I'm trying to scroll. Uhhh...Jayberg... Fuckin' Martian. Well I don't think he's in there. Your man Martian.

You missed out, moron. You have two more seconds. And he's gone. Oh wait, there he is, I got him. Two. Stop, stop, stop, I got it. Why do you move it away? I'm going in the right spot and you just push it off. Add his moderator.

Standard. Trio Doug, nobody fuck around with the moderation or else we're gonna be taking more seriously. Oh, let's see, great guy Gabe for Seven Canadian. Dick, you should bid on Boogie's gold play button. What is the deal with that? Is that what they're doing? They're doing an auction? That's Keem's You know Contribution to the lol cow podcast

We got a guy faking cancer, but let me just squeeze in here with my keem-arino Keem my keem-asino. Keem's idea of what is funny entertain me. Hey, I have boogies. I have a YouTube play and I like it and I have boogies now. This is funny, right? Well, he has, he like, that's his thing. He like tries to get them from, I don't, I don't care. That's the gayest shit ever.

It's really gay. Wow! Deadcat for 10, Vito, don't mob that guy. He told me he eats poop. Why didn't you tell me before? Drew Doug for 10, Deadcat is a charlatan and also a pet-o-phile. I bet he didn't even buy Superkiller.

Hashtag team Vito. Riley and friends too, Dick you left the TDS thing on top of Dick's, Vito's name. I did? I don't know what that means. Oh, great. That's been there the whole fucking show. Sorry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like it promotes anything. I'm doing you're promised. Yeah. Yeah Next week you'll get to promote what you're doing good when you fail to get it out before Deadpool 3 We'll see how about that? Let's see cool for two oinktoberfest where and when Rex section for five either did you finally wash your hackamania shirt or just take the sticker off? You wanna sniff my shirt, Dick? Nothing on this earth could make me sniff your shirt. Austin next for 5, I tried to put the super killer release on my calendar, but oinktober is missing. OINKTOBER IS THE DAY!

Koof for 5, I will no longer super chat for Reckon1911 until I receive a wrench. I don't even want to be a Janny, I just want a blue name. No, Koof, you cannot get a wrench. No, because then you won't pay for it anymore, because you'll feel special all the time. You should only feel special when you give us money. Government name for 10, Vito and his hot stock tips. One, the great Dick Masjid, zero.

Ooh, you got me. I did think I got you. You really did. Jav City for two. Edge Boy, you fucker. Free shipping now. Captain Shakespeare for two. Biggest problem is piss splash back.

Username 522745. Stock trick veto. Fake Twitter veto. Always with the fake stock tips. God, got nailed so fucking hard. Let's see here. Trio Doug for five. My nephew went supersonic at three years old. Way to go captain dick. Yeah, return. went supersonic at three years old. Way to go, Captain Dick, yeah, return. No excuses, Diamond G for 10. Big dollars, reckoned 1911 as a patriot. Now play all the games in the world. Lawrence Devaney for two Australian.

I, a grown man, can also get supersonic. Go me, Austin Nicks for two. Vito achieves supersonic every trip to the buffet. Tubby Tits Vito for two. Vito, you should mock Mr. Beast and be Mr. Feast. Fat. Diamond G for two. Vito is feast mode.

What about Mr. Least or Mr. Feast? What about any of those working for you? Well, the name of his candy bars are Feastable. So he owns Feast. Feast the Beast. Coo for five, Vito. Why did you call your dickpocracy bit contradiction? Talk about fumbling at the 99th yard line. A lot of those. Jet bad for five. Beef airs, E-Fairies, 2B, and Tuba Fairs.

All that and more on this week's episode of Big Sprawl of the Universe. DSKoopa for 50 bucks on the board! Who I believe is currently at EVO where you want it to be. I'm gonna get good. Woody laughed at me. What for saying you wanted to go to the EVO Fighting Game Tournament? That I wanted to buckle down. Well, you're not gonna get good enough to compete at a higher level.

Yeah, so you guys think that the election is secure, but that I can't get good at a video game. You're too old man. Oh, you're crazy. You guys are crazy. You don't- I'm gonna get so good. I will- go ahead. You've never even been supersonic! You've never even been supersonic! You don't fucking know anything about video games! You don't know the, uh, joystick strategies. You don't know them? If I said roll cancel, you wouldn't know what that is.

Sure, roll it right out. Cancel it out. Roll it. Roll it. Cancel. What game is that? Street Fighter. No. Mortal Kombat. Soul Calibur. Alright, maybe it was- Uh, Valorant. Maybe it was Street Fighter. It that Street Fighter and the Mortal Kombat Soul Calibur? Valorant it was Street Fighter was Street Fighter Because I know which one was Street Fighter though the one with Ken And I believe it was third strike

The 3d ones now, what's the one what's the Smash Brothers thing that are waved ashing is the Smash Brothers? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, something else. I don't give Smash Brothers thing that are wave dashing is the Smash Brothers? Yeah? Yeah, yeah something else I don't give a shit about that one you gotta do that you gotta do that You don't even own a joystick. You don't even own a joy. I'll buy a fucking joystick. How hard is that? What kind of buttons you can put in that joystick? What yeah, there you go black crimson for five? I just fall in some of that shit. Thanks for the snacks, thanks for not killing yourselves. Geeks for five, it must be expensive to pay for laundry

when they have to wash the shirts like bedsheets. TBF to the workers, it's an easy mistake. Disciple of Dagon for two, my balls itch, itchy balls, vote it up. Oh my god, I'm just burping this week. The Jerry and Coke for 20 bucks on the board. Pay attention. For the veto team guys. Pay attention. I'm just burping this week the Jerry and coke for 20 bucks on the board to pay attention for the veto team Can't believe Vito has never been super sonic. Think of game characters from the moment. Wait, what about December 4? Like a pig?

I think I did that. K to the Swiss of 5, don't forget Hamuary. OK. Never mind. Subway Dagon for two. Brecon has the voice of a nine-year-old chain smoker. Benjamin for 10, biggest problem. Grocery store restockers.

They block lanes. They can't hear you because they're listening to music. And they often do it in the middle of the day when people are shopping. Black Crimson 15 Australian Stock Tip Veto with the CrowdStrike Investing. How'd that work out? Well, pretty good. You have to go on the mic. Pretty good. Pretty good considering I don't own a single share of that company. Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh edge boy you're you're you're you're as bad as the Home Depot firing people guys ruined it you guys got on cloudy for 10 20 36 we know mr. bees will run for president you know who else will be old enough? Nick Fuentes versus Mr. Beast, who will be your vote? You have to think about that?

Nick Fuentes. He's making some good points. Chad Kroll for five, thank you for bullying Hutch, he's probably the most smug douchebag I've ever seen on PKA. I don't know why he was- Is he really just an insufferable guy? He's not fun? I was talking like normally and he's like, okay, okay, okay

I'm like what the fuck is I asked him if when he looked at me He saw his dad and is that why he's acting like such a smug little fuck Wow That was me at a two I mean I'm gonna say one of the things about the show that, you know, nobody appreciates because I'd attack his wife or anything. I don't know. I'm saying, you know, most liberal guys are not as cool as me, where we just, you know,

roll and we have a good time. And you know, we're deeply appreciated by the audience. If we don't get constant comments calling us a pig or oinking noises or whatever else, it's like the audience goes, wow, Vito, you're so great that every week you bring us fantastic comedy. And we respond, of course, by positively thanking you for making the show better and never suggesting that Dick should fire you and replace you with a number of different co-hosts. So unlike a guy-

I couldn't afford Josh Denny. Don't worry about it. Well, I don't think anybody can afford Josh Denny. That man commands a pretty penny. I should get something to drink though. Do you want to read some Super Chats while I go? What do you mean you should get something to drink? Well, just like something to get the donkey out of my mouth.

Sometimes maybe going to go get like a Diet Coke or something. Go for it. All right. So you want to read these Super Chats while I go? I'm not going to read Super Chats. Well, do whatever you want, I'll be right back. You have to get the donkey out of your mouth? Can you get me a beer too?

Yeah, what, that one? Well, I think I'm out of this one. And not- do not get me a Bud Light. I will not get you a Bud Light. Or the equivalent. Let's watch Eric July stuff. Fuck Vito. Let's see what we've- let's see what we got here boys. Let's see what we got here boys and girls.

Lemonsaki, where are you? Beep beep beep beep beep. Okay. Yeah, somebody's adding me. At me, at me and Eric's July video. Oh yeah, that's everybody yelling at each other. Doubt. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism.

Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism.

Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Stop with the racism. Let it go. I always say, I wish you could talk to that crowd and be like, I know we got our prejudices.

You like the people in your town. You like the people from your state. You like the people from your country. But imagine if a green motherfucker landed in Kansas. Oh, no This is a good joke. I didn't see oh, yes. Thank you. Okay. Thank you. Lemon Sake Cat said Eric is it gangsta to run crying and informing to the police? Yeah, you're being bullied on the internet. Is this how brothers roll in the hood? Well, I'm no gangster Those days are behind me I'm no gangster. I'm no gangster. Uh, uh, but that didn't happen. Wait, let me hear that again

This is who is this the, Katie did on PCC? Crazy Cat said, Eric. What is PCC? Penis sucker. I don't want to say it before. Let's see. Is it gangsta to run crying and informing to the police because you're being bullied on the internet.

Is this how brothers roll in the hood? Well, I'm no gangster. Those days are behind me. Look at this fucking bitch. Eric, yeah, Eric, when you were a gangster, those days were literally behind you because you were getting fucked in the ass by gang bangers who weren't twerking on the internet.

Look at this bitch on the left. Who is this guy? Look at his face. He doesn't move. Watch, watch, watch, watch. He's so, like his asshole is tightening because his little hero, Eric, is getting made fun of. And of course, the woman is the only one

with the balls to read it. Is it gangsta to run crying and informing to the police? Look at how angry he is. Oh man man. I can't oh, thank you I'm a doubt voodoo ranger you fucking cocksucker the peach force the fucking peach force I Said no Bud Light or that caliber Modelo this is the fucking this is a Mexican Bud Light Why do you have all these beers because people come to my party and they dump shitty But they buy shitty beers and dump them on me

I grabbed two different beers neither of them is a Bud Light. A fucking Peach Force. You like that voodoo ranger shit I hate this I hate Peach Force. I don't know that fucking why I know that do it again go I'm watching Eric July and this by every time Eric Eric has the Eric July is this way Homosex beta homosexual Submissive men go to the bathroom. I'm talking to the audience They have this way whenever they're around other beta homosexual men of bringing- of like circling the wagons. So look, when he's being challenged, when Eric's being challenged, this, uh, this spinach-chinned, um, little four-eyed weirdo,

uh, fade, you know, fade man over here is like tightening up and hoping that hoping that Eric can pull hoping that Eric can lie and deflect his way out of this where he's about to be humiliated by this white by this hot girl that this guy over here has been wanting to fuck for a long time and Eric has been wanting to fuck since the show started this here because you're being bullied on the internet is this how brothers roll in the hood? Is it? Is it Eric? Do you start talking right away?

Look at this. Death stare. Look at this guy. What's this guy's name? Somebody tell me. What's his name? Uh, P- oh, PCC is part of Tim Poole's... Oh, it's a Tim Poole show! Okay, what?

Thank- thank you! Fucking thank you! So this... this is one of the, uh, ghost-nippled, uh, I don't wanna say whores, but one of the young women that Tim Poole pays to be his friend. This is Tim Poole's attempt at having his own quartering style Bullshit pop culture shit. And this guy is a fucking loser Who is this guy? Chumbly and like blumbly. I don't fucking know these people. Who is he? Lemons Saki? They're like completely talentless hangers-on. It's uh. Like a hemorrhoid. I mean they're just they're not broadcasters They're just like Tim Poole's friends that said can we have a show where we complain about Star Wars like those other guys complain about

Star Wars and people said yeah, I'll fund that that's what this is look at how tense this guy is when Eric's when Eric's getting made Fun of is he getting made fun of like in the comments super chat They read super chats and the girl knows that it's the girls laughing because she knows that Eric's a bitch She's You don't know women. That's just how women are. Watch, just watch. What is said? I'm gonna like zoom out or something.

Let me see, let me see what's going on here. Okay. There. Alright. PCC, let's see. Crazy Cat said, Eric, is it gangsta to run crying and informing to the police because you're being bullied on the internet? Is this how brothers roll in the hood? Well, I'm no gang- See? Look at her face. She knows. You lost. That's it.

That's not good. The thing you don't do is start talking right away. Yeah. You go, ugh. You read the room a little bit. Ah, girl's laughing. You're having a good time. I'm not going to start trying to defend myself right away. Right.

I don't think there is any defense. You got spooked by a little. Spooked. It's a spooky season. There's a lot of spookiness going on. I hate to say it, if you're worried about a guy... I love Riley. I love Riley, but if a guy came to me, and multiple people have come to me, remember Mark Brooks came to me, he said, what if that guy comes and he kills everybody at the Comic Con? I was like, Mark Brooks, I'm not that worried about that.

Mark Brooks said that? Yeah, the comic guy, remember the one who wanted me to dox Riley's name? And you would have? Sure, absolutely. I'll dox anybody No, but you say that because you would yeah, okay sure yeah, you say it sarcastically, but you would mm-hmm you would I would you would I really this is like really like a Richard Pryor movie like you're saying you would yeah I'm gonna yeah, you would dox everybody 100% I

Mean I wouldn't look that microphone, but I'm not licking it Yeah, you would! Docs everybody. You 100% would! 100% I mean, I wouldn't look at that microphone, but... I'm not licking it, I'm licking it aggressively. Look at how angry this guy is. He's looking off the side. He can't even, he can't, he's so enraged with cuck rage. He's mad that the girl read it. He's mad that she read it. I bet after the show he went, Bro.

When we have the president of the rip-a-verse on, Yeah. Can you not read Super super chats that question his masculinity? Who is? I like this girl. This cuck rage guy over here. He is just seething with impotent cuck rage. Isn't that crazy? Let's see the rest of it. Those days are behind me. That never happened happened But I know what he's referencing but apparently I got professor X powers and I can just summon the police whenever I need You called the cops every day Look at he's smirking dude look at this guy Why are you look at this? Okay rage bro. Look at the cock rage

the cock rage Look at this cuck rage. Bro, look at the cuck rage. The cuck rage. Why do... He wants this girl to be attracted to Eric and he wants to fuck her, but he wants... He's worried then. He wants her to fuck Eric. So like, he's trying to preserve his relationship. Well, I don't know anything about that.

All I know is... No, no, no, you don't know the dynamics at play here. Why would these people ever get in a room with Eric Jellon? It seems like everyone's trying to impress him not the girl She's busting his shops, but him he's like him staring no eye contact this guy complete rage complete cuck rage Crazy cat said Eric. What are the plans for the rip-a-verse when daddy Glen shuts the money hose off? money hose off because of diminishing repairs. Well, I have not got a check from Glenn Beck, so...

Look at the cuck rage, bro! Who is this cuck? What's this cuck's name? Just look up the name of the show. They only have those two hosts, I think. They might have a third host, actually. Brett DeSovik? Brett DeSovik.

Brett DeSovik. He's Tim's rollerblader friend, so again, these are just guys Tim knows. Bro! This is cuck rage! Look at this cuck rage! Oh my god! He's not a happy boy. He's not having a fun time. He's like a watch model. You know? But for Timex or something, that's the look. I'm surprised that the chat was full of Super Chat. I don't know who was in there.

And Bunny Army, I guess, was going wild. Everyone hates Eric. Yeah. Super Chat Eric, wherever you guys, you know. Daddy, bye. Well, I haven't been following... Why aren't you a gangster anymore like you used to be when you're twerking your buns for Big Daddy P? Are you more of an easy E or a Puff or a P Diddy? Which, what kind of gangster are you?

You seem more like easy E. I guess maybe you're a P Diddy, I don't know, right? There's a lot of questions to be asked. Yeah. I can't make, I don't know what- Look at how hard she's laughing. I don't know what- She knows he's a fraud.

I don't know what- She knows he's a fraud. What ariaturalize fan base is at this point. Sturges. Sick freaks. Sick freaks. Sick freaks by the rip of her shit. I don't know when that's going to clear up. When that's supposed to happen.

Oh, that's daddy Glenn. But I haven't got that yet. So I'm not sure. Right now I'm 100% self-funded. Give me the damn money Glen If Glen wants to give me the money I'll take it If Glen wants to give me the money I'll take it Look at this guy. Well look at this crot. How close are his eyes?

He's like Sonic the Hedgehog What is it? What is it also with with these guys just kind of hiring their friends? This is Eric's thing too. Or if I go, OK, I'm going to start. Black guys, you mean? No, just everybody. Tim Pool said, hey, I got a thing going here. I got a big podcast network.

And I want to have one of these pop culture shows talking about TV and movies. I'll just get a guy I know. Well, just a guy. Tim Pool hired people to be his friend. Like Phil, you know, Phil Labonte. He hired someone famous to... Is it Mersh or is it, what's his name going on, Phil Labonte lately?

Mersh is defending himself. Phil Labonte came after him for no reason. Phil Labonte is, we like Phil. You like Phil. Don't include me on anything. Phil's falling in with the wrong crowd. He's been tricked. LeBonte is uh, we like Phil. But he's uh- You like Phil. Don't say- don't include me on anything. Phil's falling in with the wrong cra- he's been tricked. Anyone- anyone who's associated with Tim Pool, Um, I wish nothing but the worst for them. I hope that he-

Everybody. I hope that he finds the light. Of cancer. No, no. Everybody- anybody who's associated with Tim Pool is fucked in their head. At some point. Is worthless. He goes.

Is totally worthless to humanity. This guy's kind of a fraud and a talentless hack. He already knows that. He already knows that. He just wants the money. No sane normal person would make music this bad. Yeah, only like Charles Manson would do that. Do you think this guy could save money if he just got one?

glass eyed like Thing for his glasses here and didn't make two because his eyes are so close together I think there's a lot of things that he could be doing a little bit better Maybe he could get a bigger neck like Tony from hack the movies would love this neck hole on his shirt, right? Tony needs a big- You could fit a pregnant- Octo-Mom could fit this- I was over at Tony's house when he was cutting the neck holes in all his shirts.

Oh you were? And he's like, you ever get these shirts? And she's like, you can't get your head through the fucking neck hole? And I'm like, no, I haven't really run into that. Look at this wonderful sweet girl is stuck with this fucking weirdo. Cuck rage weirdo. And this guy that calls the cops on people who are making fun of him, this poor girl.

Just to make a buck, you know? She just wants to have fun and everybody else is. It's worse than OnlyFans, I think. It's the worst. We need the Glenn Box. Yeah, give us the Glenn Box, man. Come on. Damn, where is it at?

Eric. I think we've got one more from Christopher Tomlinson. Sorry, Eric, but Yaira was the death nail to the Rippaverse. It's a comic with another SJW character. Gooding failed because of it and so will Horseman. Wow. They're nailing him. Yeah, got him. They're nailing him on. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good. Well, I'm okay with you having that opinion. I think you're wrong for sure I don't know where you're talking about with the social justice nonsense none of that in the IRA at all But gooding hasn't failed we've sold almost no we sold over 8,000 books man gooding is doing great

It's funny cuz I the back and forth is some look at this cross-eyed weirdo. Yeah, what do you skate like this? He really does his feet in one roller blade Look at this you would you would you if you have that I think the glasses he has are like they're like fucking up his eyes It's like he looks like Sonic the Hedgehog, right? It looks like one of the little like grumblings that fights on that John like he looks like the little mold that like pops out of the ground in Mario Oh, what the fuck is wrong with this guy's eyes? Is he seeing through time? Yeah, I think that might be it

Cyclops is this what he looks like under the visor. He's the big cross-eyed dork He goes to IMAX he's like I want my money back before he even goes in the deal. Yeah He's just a big cross-eyed dork. Ba-da-da-da-da. He goes to IMAX. He's like, I want my money back. Before he even goes in the theater. I didn't like that the movie had 3D, because I normally can see in one dimension. 3D?

What? Well, let's see. This guy has to put on glasses to see 2D movies. Again. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one I want to see you on Twitter about whether the main female character from twisters was a Mary Sue and I said Shut the fuck up Like I guess what we have would these talk that's my haven't heard that with Yaira like that's

An interesting perspective we where like to me, it's like I actually am one of those people where like a lot of the times my issue is more in the personality of the character. So a character can be inherently good at everything. And as long as they're not. Dude, does this guy have like a learning? Like what's wrong with him? He has a weird way of talking.

Does he work at the cash? Does he work at the collecting tickets at a movie theater? I'm getting the same vibe when I worked in the comic store The guy would come in and go did you know what happened at Green Lantern last week? And I go I don't care well he got a new powering and the powering now. It's a King glow and I'm like okay well Is this guy can someone tell me if this guy's actually retarded? I don't want to make it make fun of an actually retarded guy I don't think he's I think he's a He skates though does he have a short skateboard

Right big yellow this lady goes on male podcasts and shits on women a fucker Well hold on I want to what is it what a point is he making here, okay? Well, hold on. I want to what is it? What is the point is he making here? OK, OK. Snarky, snobby, stuck up, annoying character to everyone. This guy is not a good broadcaster. What the fuck is this? OK, so like I there's like so much of this that I don't understand where I think. I mean, this is manufactured by Tim Pooling can push all these guys to it. But this show is never going to be a real show because like,

how can you sit and listen to a guy talk like that and not wanna like stab your ears out? There's some times when the character and the personality of the character and I wouldn't say that's a Mary Sue necessarily, but. Bro, he's a Cyclops. He's like the Odyssey. Well podcasts are an audio medium.

You have to hope most people aren't watching the screen. Is this like a Cyclops podcast? He doesn't have a brother? I am the Cyclops from the Greek times! And I'm here to talk to you about Star Wars! Cyclops podcast. Well, basically, you're all Mary Sue. Odysseus was a Mary Sue.

Yeah. Well, I'm glad Eric Julli is still getting to go on all these stupid shows and talk about Gooding. How's Gooding, I think, getting July is still getting to go on all these stupid shows and talk about gooding How's gooding I think getting got to what 200,000 each July flew to this studio and had an interview with a Cyclops and a whore They invited me on this show one time the PCC. Yeah, they invited to fly me to the Tim Pool compound Really? Yeah, why don't you do it? I didn't want to fly to the temple, but I don't like flying me there I'm like me going on Destiny show is like a big Destiny show I am really appreciate it, but it's also a big it's a big pain in the ass this show when they only when Destiny was

doing all the The pro violence shit. I said yeah, I'm in I will I consider doing it But this was back when their channel had like 20,000 subscribers and I went it's just a huge this Yeah, I was like I'm not gonna get enough out of it. Sorry. Yeah, I just know I appreciate the invite I would have wore a shirt that's like I hope Tim pool gets, you know trumped or whatever, but uh, I Was gonna wear like a fuck Gina Carano t-shirt on there and just that bitch is so stupid It's the dumbest thing in the world. Can you imagine defending a woman? Can you imagine defending a woman who like multiple people from Disney went to her and said hey?

Can you chill it with the train shit? We don't want to like literally what's his name fucking John Favreau went We want to make this TV show shut the fuck it's very important to us to make That TV show that you are the star of yeah Yeah. So like, we can fix this. Just stop being stupid. And she couldn't do it. Just delete your Twitter. Yeah. No one gives a fuck about it.

All this trans shit's going to be over in like five years. It's not going to matter. When the Civil War comes and the trans people kill us all. For instance, I always love that Oliver Queen in the Arrow series is really good at everything. But he's just kind of like, he's down in the dumpss most of the time and people are always mad at him and stuff like that But he's not snarky and he's not full of himself So there's there's a difference in portrayal there and in the in the movie the thing with the character is that there is an issue

Where like people affirm her all the time that is an issue in the movie But she why are his eyes so close together? Why is his voice so high and weird and nasally? It's so weird. It's not good radio, man. Can he use his hand? At least Carl figured out how to get around his... I'm Carl from... He could cover both eyes with one hand.

You know? Try to cover both your eyes with one hand. You know you can't try to cover both your eyes with one hand Well, no straight up and down up and down obviously that way but straight up and down I can't do it herself doesn't sit there and think she's the greatest thing ever or snarkily respond She's vulnerable bro, and she lets herself be seen as a moat in a book, so I don't know what that guy's talking herself be seen as emotion. In that book, so I don't know what that guy's talking about. Look at how fatty Eric's chewing him up after the show. Hey, can you not read them bust ass super chats saying that the Yara, SJW? Girl, I know, I mean, I know you got like, you know,

you got long leash here, but if it was back in my gang banging days, you know, back in the day, I knew how to handle things. I'd twerk. Has Eric ever talked about being in a fight, like a real fight? I don't think he has. He's talked about being in a dance off. Right.

Yeah. But he talks about like back in the day. And you're like, well, what happened? Stonewall, that's what he's talking about. Yeah, what do you mean? The gay day. Back in my, you know, back in the time. Like, well, were you driving around? Eric is like, his entire personality

is geared for guys who really fetishize black people. Yeah. Oh, I really want, yeah, your struggle's like, cool, man. We're the same. Your struggle. You like comics? Yeah, I like, you like comics. You make, cool, man. Like, we're the same. Your struggle. You like comics? Yeah, I like, you like comics. You make them cool.

Yeah, like, you're like a gang banger. That's cool. Yeah, I think he wants to paint the picture of, like, you know, a tough kid on the streets, got to fight to survive every day. You know, a struggle. He's a criminal. And you come home and you go, well, at least I can read my Peter Parker Spider-Man book.

And that makes me realize that there's something worth fighting for in this world. Yeah. And someone goes, we made a black Spider-Man book. That makes me realize that there's something worth fighting for in this world. Yeah. And someone goes, we made a black Spider-Man. He goes, that's the worst thing that ever happened. It's the worst thing that ever happened. You didn't call him, and you call him Spider-Man? No, we didn't call him Spider-Man.

We call him Miles Morales because it's like a legal contract dispute. Oh, well, I'm going to let everyone know he's not Spider-Man. Good. Do that. Yeah. Yeah. It's not. He's not Spiderman. Good, do that. Yeah, yeah. That's helpful, he's legally distinct. Okay, where the hell are we? We're all the way somewhere.

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I thought they were like on the... It seems like Redbar's been going back and forth. Well you're just listening to people who super chat. No, I watched Redbar talking about us. Oh you watched Redbar? You did? Well Redbar watched the Josh Denny comedy special I know red bar Mike red bar is not a fan of Josh Denny. Oh, so I watched his commentary and

He can't decide he if he likes us or not us Well, he doesn't like Josh Denny. So as he's like, I don't know What's that why those guys are hanging out with Josh Denny? He started saying, you know those Canadian guys, maybe some of the things they're saying might be true. And I'm like, oh, Red Bar is being steered wrong. Who? Keno Casino? Keno Casino, I believe he's from Los Angeles. He should, no, he should go with them. They have a big audience.

I don't know what they're, I haven't been able to figure out what. Keno Casino? They have a big audience. They're doing good on, they're I haven't been able to figure out what you know casino. They're a big audience They're doing good on a run. They're on yeah They have this crazy thing where if Ralph gets fucked up on stream they make a shitload of money What do you know every fucking week? It's really great. It's really great. So everyone else suffers. Anyway in terms of Gavin being from Zdeni Well, I probably shouldn't comment but I know that Gavin just made a new network with CUMIA Which is resulted in a big shakeup. Have you paid any attention on that?

No, I don't give I don't give a fuck about any of this shit Well, you should or any why well cuz it affects other people connected to us. There's no us other people connected to us. There's no us. I don't give a shit about podcasting or anybody doing shows or whatever they're doing. Well, it's interesting drama. It's worth commenting on. No, it's not. Anthony Kumias.

Commenting on other podcasts. Compound Network has combined itself with Gavin Sensor TV to make Compound Censored, which is a bad name for something. I'm like, shouldn't it be Compound? Compound Censored? Uncensored would make, well anyway. Uh, Chrissy Mayer. Gavin McInnes just sucks. Like, he's just, he's such a pussy.

He turned into such a pu- after the Proud Boys he turned into a pussy. All of his comedy is just limp and lame. I don't even know what he's up to. I like Asian Pat Dixon or whatever his name is. Yeah, he's great. Ryan's funny. Everybody else but Gavin is funny. All I can say is that because of this merger,

I know that Chrissy Mare will no longer have a show on the Compound Network. I know Gino Bisconti will no longer have a show on the Compound Network. A lot of guys have been bumped From who gives a shit about any of those people We like Chrissy Mara kinda. You didn't go to hear a comedy thing. Yeah, cuz it was at like a fucking shit bar with fucking plastic seats

I would go I would go this next time and I was driving over there Do you know all this stuff about those people? What do you mean? What you're saying, all this stuff, is that real? That they got bumped from the thing? Yeah, they announced it on Twitter. So they don't have jobs anymore? Well, Chrissy has her own channel. She's making money. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, she posted, she said we couldn't, she posted a thing on Twitter, she said. You know, I tried giving them a couple options about what we could do, and we couldn't come to an agreement. But she said she wished, I think she wished Gavin and Kumey are the best why I don't well I don't know I think it's a I think it's disappointing that they're not taking care of their people But they're probably not making that much money with all that shit anyway What you think it's disappointing that

They're not taking care of their people? It's disappointing that you're trying to run on a comedy network and you can't keep everybody going. Not everybody can be, I don't know. Yeah. I mean, let's be real, Josh Denny doesn't have a show on that network anymore either. So guys we know have been affected by it. Josh now is doing his great show, The Big Uglies with Carl Spitaly and I hope people will check out The Big

Uglies I think you can, they broadcast on Twitter I know that, I don't know if they have a I think they have a Patreon and everything else but look up The Big Uglies everybody's moving on it's a new era for comedy. Yeah I can't believe that they wouldn't give free money to Chrissy Mayer It's not that it's free money. I don't know what it is. I mean, I think the whole, here's

what I discussed with the whole idea of a podcast network. It's stupid. It makes no sense. Yeah. Because if you have a popular show, the only, OK, the idea of a closed podcast network makes no sense. A public podcast network where every show is running advertisers in a public venue and they can be spread around. Sure. But if it's a private membership based

thing and you have a show, just go make your own Patreon and keep all the money. Why are you sharing the money amongst yourselves? Either your show, your show will get exactly the amount of money it deserves from that partnership, you know? And you'll keep all of it. And people are mad at Boogie for faking cancer. People are mad at Boogie for faking cancer. And then you said all that stuff

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Woman problem. Cyphers and Suckers for 10 for two, Vito's problem, poor planning, woman problem. Cyphers and Suckers for ten, spooky sci-fi and sound, three times please, Vito, get a grip. Judd Bronson for five, Canadian. Hey Vito, when will we get a calendar of oinks, full 12 months of hugs with grunting and squeaking. Et's me for ten, thank you for yelling at Hutch on PK this week. Why you really took this guy out? I went way overboard.

I knew I was doing- Did you say anything afterwards? Like more cruelty? I'm saying like, did you say, hey great show. Nice to meet you. No I, people don't, I, I, I understand the left because I think like them like I want them to die too In Minecraft in Minecraft I'm not having fun. You know so if I'm arguing with you like I'm not I don't want to have like a can you look at? The camera in your pirate costume and say I'm not having fun. I'm not having fun. Okay. Thank you

pirate costume and say I'm not having fun. I'm not having fun. Okay. Thank you very much. I'm not having fun. I don't have any fun. Fucking idiot. It was fun. I mean I had fun yelling at him. But I knew I was like ah man you're way over the line already. Fuck it. Like it's not my show, they have a big audience. I know I'm gonna make this uncomfortable but who fucking cares? Well apparently the audience loved it. He says my body felt like I was drinking glacier water. It was a long time coming. Thanks, Dick.

But TBF, you are big veto. That's true. Austin Dix for two, if someone makes a closing time vetoito song. Closing time. DEI time, time to make the women into men in your video game. I really did go overboard. It was great. Well, that's what people love from you.

He was saying crazy stuff. Austin X for two, on Vito I read eye charts with my fingers. Derp. Oklovich for two. Controller design sucks since the Intellivision. True. Severson-Zucktis for five. I play autism aviation simulator. My camera goes up when I make the stick go up. You're both wrong and regarded. Frog washing for five pounds. Vito, what you gonna do?

What you gonna do when Oinkamania runs wild on you, brother? Oinkamania is fun. What you gonna do when Oinkamania runs wild on you, brother? Oinkamania is fun. What you gonna do when Oinkamania... You think Hulk Hogan was nervous when he ripped that shirt and they had the Trump shirt under it? Yeah. Because he's ripped so many shirts, but this was like a... He didn't want it double ripped.

This was like a professional shirt rip, you know? Like every other shirt was... You mean it's a professional shirt rip. Because every other shirt rip was on his turf. It's wrestling, It doesn't matter It's like just his it matters a little bit. You don't want to screw up the shirt. Yeah, but still he owns it This was like a shirt rip for democracy and America a lot on the line Yeah, and you only have one chance to do it

You think it was a mess it up all those douchebag liberals would have came out the same way They loved it. They were like, you spelled the name wrong on your fireman coat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You spelled his name wrong. Hulk couldn't even rip his shirt. Melania didn't suck his dick when she went up there. Maddick, Vance's wife doesn't have her eyes closed during the prayer, so that means it

doesn't count. Yeah, and he nailed it. He nailed it. Hulkster, nailed it. He nailed it. Hulkster, nailed it. You know who didn't nail it? Our buddy Alex Stein getting kicked out of the RNC. No, that was awesome, because he jumped in front of Sank. He got kicked out too quick. They always kick guys out of that stuff.

Wait, what do you mean he got kicked out too quick? Who cares? He could have had more goofs. He could have had a whole night of goofs. No, who cares? The whole thing is good. Wasting it on KENK of all people? Yeah, that's awesome. But what would you have done?

Uh, peed on somebody. Yeah, right. From the top. I would have gotten the raft. That was awesome. He snuck in. Ah, hi! I got kicked out too quick. MG for 5, weight loss is about diet. I DM'd you my recipe for Chinese beef air fryer rolls. Also, there's two of them. I get it. Ket Reyes for 10, why don't we retire TBF and play the Icock Stinger whenever Veto says we or us. Also, I love you Veto.

John Wong for 10 Australian, how much does Super Chat for Dick to get a paddle and spank Veto to the beat of fat fat fat? Never none Fox fully five dick. You've been critical of inclined bench presses on multiple occasions Why I've been told it's a great peck shoulder combo. Yeah, it is. That's why no so it's good It's a hard word Okay, just I've been for Bob Australian funny show as usual to keep up with the good works guys. The Dick Show Patron is honored to sub. Thank you. Thank you.

God damn it, that doesn't help me at all. Jorby Jimson for 5. Dick, I'm worried about Vito's team and their desperation to score game-winning goals. Any recommendations for sports equipment to defend my own goal? Uh, mace and pepper spray. You need a good vest. Do not rely on your gun because you will hesitate. Okay. You gotta walk out with the pepper spray first. Pshhh. That's how they get it done in the majors.

Fish Nuts for 10, Vito, you fat queer. I love you. Thank you, Fish Nuts. Clap, Dab, or Destroyer for 10. Heard y'all were making jokes. I like jokes. I like jokes. When's the next live show?

I don't know. Probably soon. Austin Nicks for six, USD. You know tomorrow, next episode. You know what an episode this is 149 Yeah, 150 150. It's kind of like a milestone, right? I don't know. I'm kind of thinking like 156 would be a good milestone. It's like why two episodes a year 52 a year, that's how it works. 150 is arbitrary. 156. Why do I feel like this is a callback of some sort? Eh, who knows?

Ah, no, no. Not at all. Ah, let's see. You're talking about my old gangster days. Your old gangster days when you'd count about... He's bragging to a white woman. Can you believe that? You know we've been doing this gangster shit for 52 weeks. Ken, you believe it. What a bitch-ass Eric is. A white Ken, you believe it. What a bitch ass Eric is.

A white woman, beautiful white woman, beautiful white woman. Very beautiful. Is reading a super chat making fun of you about being a gangster. And you're like, well, dad, I mean, that was my old gangster day. What a fucking bitch. Back in the day. I ain't no more of a gangster no more. Now I'm more laid back. Let's see, I'll see you next for six game-shamone boy. Ah, now I'm more like bag.

Ah, let's see, Austin Nicks for six. You're fat, bro. That's what you are. Vito, the gay team guy, hair is the same thing as yours. It's science. DEI rules. Sam Welter for 10. Vito, why are you taking a dump at a steakhouse?

Same reason you do it at a master's in support planning. You planning out your bowel movements? I mean, I just get it. What does God laugh at plans? I think when you eat a big old steak, there's a chance it might cause something else that's in there to wanna come out. Coup for two, Vito the gay nail guy.

Coup for two, yeah. I did not do a good job with the manicure. Austin Nicks for two, Vito folds chairs when he sits in them. I can't believe you gave yourself a manicure. I didn't give myself a manicure. I just trimmed my nails and I tried to use the little file. That's gross.

Joseph Rowland for five. I would not buy collectibles from a fat hand. It tells me the item is worth less than the money. Why would a fat man sell cards? Okay. They love that crap. Super Schiller. Super Schiller from Joseph Rowland for two.

Don't forget guys, the plush toys will be limited. Amazing that you turned this $2 super chat into a plug Toys not gonna be able to get these There are they're already had they're almost all gone Sam welter for 10 You'll imagine I love watching on PK yell at Hutch so satisfying here You say I know there's voter fraud because I'm not in our sl-ler. And hey Vito, looking sharp. Thanks Sam Walter. Jeff City for two Australian.

What do you say to people who are like, no there's no vote fraud. What's your evidence? What's your evidence that there was fraud? I'm not doing that. Yeah, it's like fucking retarded, man. I know. It's like totally fucking retarded.

They're crazy. No, retarded. Not crazy, retarded. Well, maybe a little about hey everyone There's no kind of voter fraud ever. Oh, I get on the internet and check it out But all the computers on the whole earth are fucked up today Okay, yeah connecting it back to that. I just like computers right they're all they're all down I lost a lot of money because of that really yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's see here. here jab city for to take off your hat shows your egghead you gotta pay me more for that Fr 8 2 4 2 4 10 eat a cac Vito and give us the blink oink oink oink Pitcher for 10 big dollars get those super chats in thank you pigeon Coo for 10 says please play the song for Vito's Electro Day. Koof is giving you... Koof is giving you... Koof is giving you... I already know I'm gonna screw it up. You guys are fucking up giving him study materials. It's too hard.

TI rules. You got one chance. After Vito's booting. Female game characters should look more like men. You guys are fucking... Koof, you're fucking it up. Giving him- The fat team guys. Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat,

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I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.. Is that a compliment? Yeah, I think it was. Please have more extended event with some conservatives, Twitter retards who aren't watching. No, that's an insult. I'm pretty sure that's an insult.

I think it might be, uh, anyway. FR- No, that's an insult. FR- No, that's an insult. FR- 2-4-2 for 10. Play the song. You fucked it up again, you fucking idiot! GDI rules. The gay team guy.

Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay! We are the gay team guy! What's it gonna be? I'm not doing it. T.I. rules! Veedo the gay team guy! Female game characters should look more like men! Veed- Veed- Veed- Veed- Veed- Veedo the gay team guy!

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What a show. You know. Just, you can remember how good the song is, that's good. Everybody likes the song. Do do do do do do. Oh, hi. How you been?

Did you leave your, where's your hat? Where's your pirate hat? Oh, I'm sorry, are we reading Super Chats? I thought we were playing a stupid song over and over. Oh, you're spitefully just being quiet? What do you mean? I mean, I'm waiting, I obviously have to wait for you to get back so we can play more of the song. Spitefully just being quiet. What do you mean? I mean, I'm waiting I'm obviously have to wait for you to get back so you can play more of the fight only being quiet Yeah, well now you're back now. Continue reading the yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so super

How long are you sitting there Just punishing the audience? Yep. You show them, right? It's kinda funny. It's funny? Yeah, funny for you. Are you drawing something? Is that called drawing what you're doing? This is like Hutch.

We are the gay team guy Brought to you by Sweet Baby Inc. Carrying out Anita Sarkeesian's agenda since 2018 how long are you sitting here just drawing? I was waiting for you to play by. You weren't that long. Right. That long? You're just gonna draw whenever we play the song.

Yeah, like you're gonna go in your own little world like Coraline Go look at you guy Yeah, you'll show us! 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I think you would agree. Would it be good for the show if you just silently drew? I don't know, watch me play the song and we'll find out. Like you're fucking Lenny from Mice and Men? I don't know! Maybe that'll be- Is that content for you? Pouting and staring down at your paper and pretending to draw? Sketching shit that you've been drawing since middle school? I don't understand. The audience likes the song and we're playing the song.

And you want to spite them, obviously. What do you mean spite them? audience likes the song and we're playing the song. And you want to spite them, obviously. What do you mean spite them? They want the song. They're paying for it. You just sit there ignoring it silently. Play it. Play it. Because it's like under your control now.

No. Playing the song. They want to hear the song. And you can sit there pouting, drawing, while this stupid song is playing. They want it. Stupid song? Why is it stupid? Because it's retarded.

I thought we all loved it. I thought it's the best thing ever. Yeah, I love it. It's retarded though. Okay, well then I think we should play it. And then you pout and draw. I just, I just, it seems like there's- And you pout and like self soothe. It seems like there's a downtime in the show. It's a bit of a downtime. We're just kind of listening to music.

Whenever you're talking. We're just hanging out, listening to music. Pretty cool. Got any other songs you wanna play? You have any more pouting that you want to do? Pouting? I love it. Yeah, this is classic liberal. What do you mean?

Oh, I can't have it the way I want it. I'm encouraging you. I'm going to fucking pout over here and draw. I said play it again. If only your comic artist was as fast as you. You had the whole comic done a year ago. I love this song and I really want you to... I can tell you love it because the pouting is increasing.

This is how I enjoy music, is I like to just kinda, you know, enjoy. Everyone else is enjoying it, they're always hanging around. I'm enjoying it as well. Seething, staring down, seething and staring down and you happen to be drawing so you can stare down at the crowd. So you're telling me we're moving on from the music portion of the show? We? We're not doing shit. You are pouting and staring at this whatever you call that.

Pouting? I love. Mr. Pout. Love it. I love it. Pouting at a 10. 10 out of 10 pouting. So you can stare down at the ground. How would you like me to do? You want me to dance to the music? put it on let's try that

no put it on let's try it I'll try a little dance while the song is playing even after the song nailed it you're so angry you're so angry about the song I'm not angry you're so angry about the song. I'm not angry. You're so angry about the song. I'm not angry, I love it.

You're obviously angry. It's a great bit. You're so angry. One of the top bits. This is what people tune in for, man. You're so angry about that stupid song. People tune in for that song, and I think- You can't even read super Chats now cuz you have to have a win how you have to have a win Let's you have to have a win so you won't read super chat rid of the problems. Let's yeah Yeah self-sabotage Self-sabotage yeah, I'm giving you guys what you want. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, why does the whole pack? I distract why distract from the comedy when we can have that there down and pay at the piece of paper and draw

Draw while you're fucking doing a show. Would you like me to do a show? I'm doing a and not react so emotionally about this Reacting emotionally. You're so buttered about this song Anyway, well, alright, I've been given permission to proceed with the superchats it sounds like, so why don't I just deal with it? There we go! Weedle the Gay Team Guy! Nevermind.

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Alright, alright, I'm done. I'm done with this song. You think? You think? I'm done with this song. I'm done, I promise. If you... I promise. I promise. If you interrupt me with the song... I promise I'm done with it. And I have something good in Vito's booty.

Okay, well now I know your line. I promise! I promise. Cypher sucked us for five minutes before he gave Reckon the wrench. He successfully built an N-word tower. Well, that's not good. Yeah, that's why he's got a wrench. Can't rest for five. The Tenacious D situation is sad.

Even if Carl Gaffs was joking, there's no place for Gen X nihilism anymore. That's a good point. This current generation of whatever it is just takes everything seriously. Yeah. Where you can't just go, yeah, I hope he's fucking dead. Yeah. It's like a flipping. I hope everyone's dead.

Who cares? I hope Boogie dies of cancer. Yeah. Whatever. But you can't do that. Dr. Tilt for 10 Vito, do you even rumble, bro? I bet you felt nothing when Hulk ripped his shirt off for liberty.

Did you? You didn't feel anything? I felt so happy. You didn't feel anything, though? It was a beautiful'm so happy. You didn't feel anything now. It was a beautiful moment for America You didn't feel anything. Well, I was thinking back to one of the great speeches from What's his name Hulk? Yeah, and that was the one where he was it his daughter was dating a black guy He said the n-word. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't support that Well, I forget.

What exactly did he say? I don't know. I remember that being a... Oh, you're a defender of black people? Is that what you're saying? And that Hulk is... It's interesting. Hulk said the N word, so it's interesting.

It's interesting. So you're like Rosa Parks for black people or what? Oh, I just say say it seems like the... You know, there was a point in time where they took Hulk out of all the video games and stuff. Yeah, that was dumb. Yeah, but now he's back in the video games. That's awesome. I'm not saying it's not, I'm just saying it's interesting how things have changed.

You want people to hate him because he said the N-word. No, I just think it's interesting that I'm supposed to be like, Oh, that's the greatest American ever lived. I'm like, no, he's like the same douchebag as the rest of us. You know. Not the rest of us. He's a little less racist than me, but he's still a racist. But he's way, way more famous and better than you.

Why is he better than me? He's funnier. He's funnier? If you gave- if you put you in a crowd, and Hulk in a crowd, Hulk would totally destroy it and command, like, presents. I think there's different kinds of comedy. Good. And you? Well, I don't have his, uh... Physique, money, fame...

I think I could get more laughs than the Hulkster. Where? I think it depends- I think in a get more laughs than the Hulkster. Where? I think in a crowd, yeah. Really? I've done stuff, what do you call it? Some of the videos I've made, when I used to go to those protests and stuff, people were having a great time.

How many people watched those? Well, the Berkeley one got like six million views. How many people watched WrestleMania III Well, the Berkeley one got like six million views. How many people watched WrestleMania 3? Oh, that's different. That's entertainment product? Yes. Okay. I'm just saying, you're saying a crowd,

like a crowd situation. I'm saying in any- Not number of total views. In any measure you could think of, Hulk Hogan would beat you. I don't think that's true. Even if it was like a knock-knock joke competition. Well, I could see a knock-knock joke being funny as told by Hulk, but for different reasons.

It's not going to be... What venue could you beat Hulk Hogan in? I don't know. I think it would, I mean, like, it's not, it's not like there's a good metric for like who's funniest. Money. No. Yeah.

There's guys who are very funny who are not the richest fucking guys. Like Mr. Girl? Like, is Tim Allen the funniest guy who ever lived? Yeah, he's pretty funny. Yeah. Yeah. Home improvements the funniest thing that ever happened to anybody?

Woof, woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, oof, oof. Heinehoe, neighbor. Neighborino. Heinehoe, neighborino. So the office is like really funny. Yeah. Oh, geez. Now you're making concessions. I mean, it is.

Alright, well let's just burn through these. Guys like, ooooh. FR8242 for 20. Statsman flew in and informed me that nine out of 10 men do not want cat owning men around anywhere. Well, Statsman's a fool. Clipsama for two pounds. RSK is rape squad killers.

Killers, oh, okay. Drain Jape for five. Cool. Just caught up with the PPP, Lauren. He's genuinely a retarded fad. It was a surprise to see Eric give 50 subs during his exposing of Richard Yeah, I forgot about that Eric July being friends with friends with Andy and

Ricky and fucking Fattest guy in the world. Yeah pedophile well, there's no stopping them cuz Ralph is always fucked up so you just kind of got to acknowledge it. Well, he's their Stut Joe. He's their endless source. Endless font of entertainment. So yeah. I mean it's too bad. It's obviously retarded. Ralph's one of those situations where he's not, it's not gonna turn around, right?

What do you mean, right? Well, I'm saying he has a chemical dependency. He would have to go to like rehab at this point. Oh, don't give me this gay shit about re- I don't- Don't talk to me about this. Oh, what do you want to have happen? Rehab? I'm just- Rehab is like a

fucking retarded myth. I'm saying though, it's what- Rehab? What do you do? I'm not saying he's gotta go to rehab. He doesn't have to. Is that people that are food rehab? Yeah. Does it work? I think so.

No. They have some stuff like that. Oh yeah? Yeah. They figured out that food rehab worked and everyone got skinny again? No. It didn't ever work. Rehab is like this retarded liberal shit. I'm just saying it seems like Ralph is one of those

constant seesaw situations you know. He's never gonna get off the seesaw. He'll always be like you'll have good days, you'll have bad days. I don't want to be... I don't know. Whatever... I don't know what you're saying about seesaws. I'm saying that you know some days he seems like he's at the top of the seesaw, looking out over the rest of the playground and going, this is great. Everything's great. Yeah. And then there's other days where he falls asleep on the seesaw and he's just sleeping

there and people are kicking him while he's asleep. That does happen. Yeah. All the other kids are coming along and throwing dirt in his face and throwing rocks at him Yeah, you're going just wake up kid kid wake up Yeah, you can't sleep on the goddamn seaside you gotta get up. You gotta push yourself up, but he can't yeah I don't think that well. I hope I just got look at that guy in the sea Look at that guy. I got a shit. I gotta do that Clap Trap for two, Dick do a piano stream and just play Team Guy Vito.

Judd Bronson for 10 Canadian, I was gonna do gay team guy, but fog is better. It's great when it blocks out the camera. Steve for two, Vito looks thirsty, try a Chuck Dix insider. That's pretty good. Wet Bandit for two, I'm at Eric Andre's last show. Y'all missed, oh shit, I almost went to that.

Super Glue for five, Vito took the second bite, like the freak he is. Austin Nicks for two, Mod Coof. Conrad Korbal for five, chemo therapy. Oh God. Hey, we got weird Japanese ice cream, that was fun. Yeah, that was fun. I have half of that still in my fridge.

It's like we go bad That that whatever thing the leachy thing Why do you have it in your fridge because I didn't fit well the freezer and it finished you didn't finish that ice cream No, throw it away. It's ice cream You need half an ice cream. I guess It's just like a thing you get and then there's a lot the medium was a lot They said it was a those the small side you eat it because it's a lot the medium was a lot they said it was a those the small size It was a lot because it's a lot of fucking I told you I don't eat that much. Oh fuck off. I don't eat that much well

Throw it away. No, I'm gonna eat it. Oh, let's see flample for five I just got a notification that comment was moved for hate speech Oh, so I better be nice what I have to say here. What's in the box? Yeah. Steve for two, Vito the Feast Beast, 294.6 pounds. Gut for five, Mr. Abshrew said, Dick would never mod you to me. Is that true?

Yes, it's true. Tommy Salami for a big 10. Please say happy birthday to my friend. Neee-nope. Austin Nix for two. Oink. Fox Foley for five, I'm trying to bulk up now, but now I'm two beef.

Come on. My error was the over-eating. Why do you put all that shit after it? You gotta put that shit before it. Tratergery for two, oh my fucking god. Eric is definitely getting Chuck Dix in his ass. LOL. On the John for five five Canadian you should my okay stop with this begging to be a mod shit Adam Smith for 10 No fruit in the beer. Nothing below 7 APV played the song

Brits man for two Go go that I wouldn't do it. Okay dick literally eight ass on this is is ass on this is is. I think you meant to say issue. Yeah. Anything goes for two. Hashtag free Riley. J for five. Vito could get a Mountain Dew. Uh-huh. Geeks for two. Maybe someday Vito will get supersonic. I think I will. Maybe someday. Giggle word for $20 says please react to null seething. I don't know what that's a reference to. I don't know. Next, maybe don't take a look. Did somebody link us to it? Check the Discord.

That's you licking the microphone. I see that. I didn't lick the microphone. I went like, oh, OK. That didn't touch the mic. Look, it didn't touch it at all. OK. All right, I don't see it in the Discord.

Euthanasia enthusiast for seven Canadian squeal for me, Guinea pig. Joshua Levy for two I'm Robert Barnes said he's gonna sue no and no melted down about it. Why is Robert Barnes gonna sue no No, it's not all defamed people constantly. I assume it's part of which one's Robert Barnes the lawyer That's running rumble. Oh Yeah, and isn't all okay. said he wants to come back to America. And I remember going, OK, but you know everyone's going to sue you if you do that, right?

Yeah. So you can't do that. You can't come back to America. You'll get infinitely sued by everyone on the planet. People will fuck with you for fun, man. What are you talking about? So yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's going on.

OK. Well, we'll see what happens there. I don't know what's going on. Okay. Well, we'll see what happens there. Josh will leave you for two. And then he was like, yeah, and I sent my lawyer to try to have his lawyer. Like, oh man, you're just way out of your mind. If there's any situation in which you can be sued in the United States court for the shit

you're doing on that website. Yeah, you don't understand that like, you can't just make shit up all the time as much fun as it might be You can't accuse people of doing crimes. Yeah, no, that's like the worst thing you're constantly on definitely not covered This guy did this crime. Well, I didn't and there's definitely no proving anything Let's and I hate him and I want his life to be ruined. Well, that's gonna look real good in front of the judge. That's called malicious intent, man.

Joshua, only we get to say that. Just a joke. Joshua Levi for two. I'm pissed because I grow the same beard as Vito. What do you mean the same beard? I think I fucked up trimming my beard. Is it all patchy? No, it looks good.

Looks okay. Your Man Martian is here. We love this guy for five. Richard, if you need that music video, call upon Your Man Martian. Also, this is a funny show. Clip Simon for Two Pounds reminds me of that terrible Elijah podcast. And Gut for Five, imagine seeing

Vito's plush on your friends' shelves. Alright, that's it. Let's go. What's it gonna be? Who is it? Vito? The man who tweets about little boys? That's it, let's go, what's it gonna be? Who's in there? VEEDO'S BOOTY! The man who tweets about little boys? VEEDO'S BOOTY! What's in the box? You know you want it! VEEDO'S BOOTY!

Now get on the scale or I'll smash it to shit! VEEDO'S BOOTY! VEEDO'S BOOTY! VEEDO'S BOOTY! VEEDO'S BOOTY!'s booty, Veedo's booty! What's it gonna be, Oskaliwag? I see you trying to hedge your bets and acting like you know what might be inside if you can stare at the books enough. But you only got one question at the end of the day. Are you gonna get on the scale?

Are you gonna smash it? What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be Vito? That's what everyone wants to know Are you gonna get on the walk the plank? Are you gonna walk the plank? Are you gonna smash the what's in the box? Well, I have what you know, you want I have one question for you Okay I'm gonna play the drum roll for your question is what's in the box? Yeah as Thrilling is it as thrilling as desirable as is what there's something good in the box collectible is what's in the box

It's collected as these limited edition Way less of what I have in the box than there is of that. Because I know that people would love to get one of these. Yeah. You know I'm going to have like 200 extra super killer yo-yos? We all know that you're going to have extra. You want a super killer yo-yo? No.

You want a super killer yo-yo? It's going to light up. No. Because I have to order 500. I can't order less than 500. So I'm going to have 200 extra super killer yo-yos. Right. Available to baggers.

Maybe the yo-yos was too much. It was the last item on the. It was the last. It's the bonus item. It's the goof item. Oh, it's the goof item. Don't forget, you'll also be able to get these limited edition super killer pins, guys.

OK. That's going to be. Well. If I just turn Vito's booty into the superkiller shilling hour you'll go and say show has been the superkiller shilling hour for like three give me give me the prize I want the press you want the prize he wants the prize okay okay it's been a while it's been a while! It's been a while. I want the prize. He's walking the plank right now. He's taking his clothes off

for no reason because it doesn't really matter if your clothes are on or off. Let's see here. Oh! Here it comes! Here it comes, a message out of the briny deep and you're never

gonna believe this what do you think you what do you think you weighed in that what do you think you weighed in that though you weighed in at 294.6 all right give me my toy 29 you went from 293. Yep. And two weeks ago to 294. You gained a pound. Toy. Toy. Toy. Well. All right, here's a once in a lifetime collectible. I'm excited. There you go. Oh my god, it's in a little envelope! There you go. Vito's booty is enclosed. It's an energy card. There you go. Oh my god, it's in a little envelope! There you go. Vito's booty is enclosed. It's an energy card

that I can't read. What the fuck does it say? Signed by Chris-chan. Wait, is this actually from Chris-chan? Yes. No way! What?! Yes. Is that good or bad? I don't know.

Why do they sign their name like that? That's horrifying. Why did she sign her name? Well, that's the worst autograph I've ever seen in my life. I'm getting that PSA graded You are yeah, let's do it. Yeah send it in It's gonna get like a five. It's like completely chewed up. That's a real. It's a real Destroy that that would have been a I had no I can't believe you actually liked that thing. That's a disappointment. What are you talking about? It's Christian.

It's not a medallion. The medallion's worthless. I'm saying though, the car... The signature's not cursed. It's not a cursed item. That's a real Christian... So you're happy about this one? ...Docs this person's statue.

Yeah, this is a good one. Shit! You thought this was a bad one? Yeah! I thought that was a joke, Brian! Look at this Chris-Chan fucking Pokemon card! If this is really Chris-Chan's signature... Yes, it is! Alright, I'm gonna get this in case. Alright, do you want to double your money? Do you want to do the end of the Team Guy song, and if you sing it exactly correctly, I'll never play it again.

I can't do it. You don't even- you don't want to try? No. Okay. I just can't do it. The end of the song? I would need like- This is a song that's-

I would need like a week to prepare. Are you fucking kidding- well you can't have a week. It's a one time only Yeah, I'm not gonna do it cuz I'm just gonna fail and then you'll laugh at me What business do you think you're in I'm saying do you think you're in like the I Think I get laughed at enough on this show I don't need to attempt an activity that I know I'm gonna fail at. Like this. I knew I was failed at losing weight, but I get a little card out of it. I think Christy Mayer's right. You're not a comedian. What do you mean? That's your instinct? Is I know I don't want to do it.

Yeah, I'm not gonna guess the end of that bit. That bit sucks. That bit sucks. It's like... I can do it badly now and just like Brad G by Sweet Baby Incorporated something Anita Sarkeesian's agenda since 2018. There. That's all I got.

That's the show. You're so butthurt about that song. I'm not butthurt. I'm telling you that I can't do it. No, because now every time that song comes in, you're just going to spike it by staring at the ground and pretending that you're an artist. I am an artist.

Not at all. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. You're so angry at the bit, you won't even do the I can't say the lines of the song. I already showed the audience that I can't do it. They already know I can't do it. You don't want to play the song? You play the song! Why are you so blown away?

Is it really important to you that I try to do that stupid thing? Okay, alright, if you need me to do it, I will do it. Look, I do the show! I'm doing the show! The show's fun! We had fun, we did the problems, that's the show! What do you need? Play that, you do that, there, you love that. was fun!