The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 150

Episode Date: August 3, 2024

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No, no, no, no, no, no. Well for what? You know, just like if's a downtime I can reach How many fidgets things do you want it you got the pencil so you could draw you got some snacks so you could snack Your nervousness so what else you want fucking? Fun that it's kind of like daycare no no it's not They do not like it they can't even what, we need a veto doodle cam. No, no.

So people can see all the little naked little boys you're drawing. All the lolly that I'm drawing here. Damn it, you distracted me. I was trying to find stuff for my problem. Did you download my audio clips? Ah! Of course not.

That too. I gotta just give you a drop box so you can put your shit in there. I don't know know what am I? See if I do enough drugs and drinking I start thinking in a new dimension of like efficiency I mean I figured an email would not be that difficult. It is it's very difficult as it turns out Audio files. Yes, there's two of them. Okay Yes, there's two of them. Okay.

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You're better at fake Italian words, I don't know if I am Skamongoli that's not good. That's better than mine Get a nice glass of bupapi Bukkake oh Like words have you ever seen the clip he goes e instead of oh My mom used to say to me hey Joey I was always uh I Guess I was I don't know if surprise is the right word when I found out that the Fonz Is just a Jewish kid. I Really thought I was like it's the Fonz. Fonz is a really Italian. I figured it was an Italian guy But no, it's what's his name because they've both got the big schnoz. Yeah, exactly. You're like

Italians can kind of like occasionally Pass for the other one. Yeah, and they're both annoying Hey Can you shut up? The great all the great Italian what are the great Italian American icons that keep taking away from us the Fonz Yeah, the Fonz was a Jew Christopher Columbus now Mario is fucking Chris Pratt white He was really you know what's interesting. Did you see that movie? Oh show starting already? Yeah Over I didn't switch over

Is it time to switch? Hello we're back hello, we were just discussing Italian American We We're just talking about Jews. It's not you is a big deal How do you monetize the most famous Italian? Character of all time Arthur Fonzarelli was actually played by a Jewish gentleman. Yeah He dead no, he's still alive still going, okay, what are we gonna do today? How are we gonna fuck up today? I don't know if we're gonna fuck anything up. What are we gonna do today?

Why do we gotta fuck something up? I think we're gonna be fine. This feels like a fuck up day. I gotta warn you. It's a corona day. Is that a, I finished my comic reward beer? There you go. Use a little lime, but other than that, maybe I'll pour some of Logan Paul's Prime in there.

You're gonna mix that in there? A little Prime Chasin. You know what, I should, you only get to drink the first third of your beer. How about that? Oh, okay. How's that feel? I'm already two-thirds down. Then you're done.

I think that, uh, I think you're making a joke. And, uh, I appreciate it. How's it feel? It's a big accomplishment. Well, it's not, I mean, it's a third I appreciate it. How's it feel? It's a big accomplishment. Well, it's not. I mean, it's a third of an accomplishment. How does it feel releasing a third of a comic? Yeah, it's pretty cool. I think people, I've had people say, yeah, this

was the right move. And you know what's funny, though, is that's the best part. That's when all the anticipation is built up. And then the rest of anything, any movie, any story, you get a third of the way in. That's the exciting part. And then the rest of anything any movie any story you get a third of the way in that's the exciting part and then the rest is like boring. Really? Yeah, pretty much. I don't know about that necessarily that's an interesting theory. I've been kicking that one around for a while. I think a lot of exciting things. That's when you gotta start making choices in the rest of the two thirds.

It's like oof. That's the scary part. Well I think the rest of the two thirds of the comic is pretty good I think it actually gets more exciting as it goes along but is it still gonna be rising action is it still gonna be relevant in like two years when it comes out will still be relevant to what the public is the public interest you know the zeitgeist I think so yeah you think so I think it'll still be topical if you missed our Deadpool 3 review, you're going to want to check that out. Yeah, we talked about the new Deadpool movie. Yeah.

And nothing else. Just go ahead and skip the Deadpool part and go to the back 30 minutes of that video. It's not that interesting. They didn't say anything that interesting. I actually saw comments that were like, you know, now that I hear how Vito explains things, I trust him even more.

You saw one- I read that one comment. I know the comment you're talking about. Well- It wasn't comments, it was just that one. What were the- do you have the comments? Is there comments that we're gonna read? The comments were not like- I don't know. Should we do the show? No. Then we'll see. Yeah, we can do the show. There's a lot of super chats waiting, too. I know. Everybody's money's been burning a hole in their pocket for a week. Yeah, you guys got a week off. You didn't have to... Pony up! Let's go! We let you take a vacation from the show. Isn't that nice of us? What were you guys just going around saying stupid shit probably because you didn't have hot takes that you need from this show.

Yeah, exactly. You weren't able to... You probably wandered around... ...insight. Pussy lists last last Saturday because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about Oh, it's hot though. It's been a scorcher lately. All right you ready? I'm ready I was gonna get that shirt. I know you're talking about Problem someone sent me this shirt today. Why is it? UNIVERSE! Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from the missing the game winning shot to home depot, employment practices, having gone to pot. Wow, that's a mouthful from Bob to Otto. I'm your host, Nick Masham. Joining me as always is Vito Duzewaldi. I take the... Somebody sent me this shirt today, is it? I keep laughing at it. I was gonna do that and I said, you know what? That bit's not worth it.

You were gonna send me this shirt? I had it in my cart and I said, this bit is not worth $45. But I'm glad a fan of... I didn't buy it. Somebody sent it to me. It looks like a cool shirt. It's a very cool shirt. I like, you know, what does it say?

Demolitia. what does it say? Yeah Demolition a cool American flag makes me feel amped up like I'm gonna be like you know yeah I like you're gonna take charge like you're gonna change the world. Yeah, that's what it makes me feel like feels good wearing it It's got this cool logo of the American flag. I hate America, so I don't really like that part But it's like black and white though. That's cool What does it mean if the flags facing the right to left? It means if you're looking at it? You're gay I might that might be what it means. So what the founding father is intended very cool shirt very cool I

Can think of a lot of winners who are wearing that shirt right? We're behind We're behind on problems because we missed a week. We're behind on the problems Yeah, so we're we didn't rank anything last week. You know we have the winners of last week No, but we're running behind now. So do we mention that it's episode? Which if we assume about about a show a week? Yeah, we're doing this for like three years Oh my god, whoo. We missed a couple shows too. So maybe it really has been three years it has definitely been at least three years Wow and look at all the Enemies we've made and no friends in that time, you know

You know? Hahahaha That's how to do it That's how you know you're making good comedy We've made like, we've probably made more enemies than friends We've made a couple friends Yeah, Ethan Vance Giver We've made friends with him Uh, Tony from Hack the Movie still likes us for some reason

Although we keep trying to push him away But that big ol' head keeps coming back That big head, roll away from us I don't know, how do you make friends doing podcasts? Everybody's nuts. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Everybody else is a problem. Yeah, well.

That's the secret to making friends. In a way. That attitude. In a way. Destiny likes us. Oh yeah, Destiny came in. We did good stuff with him. You're going to go to Miami to be on his show.

Mm-hmm. So uh. I'm going to pretend to be Tim Pool. I'm going to dress up like Tim Pool. That would be pretty funny. Gonna have time for your Civil War. I'm glad you had me in here. I just bought... this lady wouldn't let me park in her front yard, so I bought her front yard. That's actually based.

Can we do a bit where we get you like 12 different beanies that just say things like, I'm gay. No, I don't want that. I don't like that bit. Why would I want to wear a beanie that says I'm gay Temple's beanie doesn't say stuff though. I'm saying you can get like I saw that coming a mile away Vito Try to get me to wear. I'm gay hats. It'd just be funny if you go home I gotta change my beanie and I mean he comes back it was just a civil war how many beanies you think that weird fuck has Oh god the beanie. I don't know, man. I don't know.

Seven? You think he's got a new one instead? I mean, I have a lot of hats, but at least the hats, you can tell them apart. They're like fun. It's fun to have different hats. Okay, well, I'll see you guys on Destiny's show in Miami. I don't know what the show is. I saw a clip, I guess there's a guy. And then, I don't know. I'm gonna come in hot. Have you ever not come in hot?

I'm gonna come in like smoking a pipe and going like, oh well you know Destiny. What you're saying is slightly unrealistic. Although I agree with you on some sorts of things. That's you coming in hot? No, I'm gonna be the opposite. You're real cold and real academic. He wants that PKA energy I swear that PKA appearance of yours

The internet on fire. I'm seeing I keeps getting clips in my YouTube. You do watch Dick Masterson destroy This lip tarp. I don't know why he was talking to me like that. I Didn't even know who that guy was and now he's in my feed all the fucking time. Hutch? He's some kind of drag queen, isn't he? He does like a drag show with kids. He reads to kids. Probably. He reads Sonic pornography fan fiction to kids, I think, at the library.

I think I said, which is cool. I support it. It's cool. There's nothing wrong with that. Firm handshakes, like I always say. What is go- oh god. Yeah, there's just too much, uh, too much discourse. Quartering called Bo Blacks a pedophile defender? Yeah, why is the quartering- Isn't Bo Blacks a child? Bo Blacks is like a- He's like 23?

What is he talking about? Harmless little 23 year old nerd who makes like side-edged dog videos. And the quartering- Man, a pedophile might mistake him for a kid. What are you talking about, quartering? The quartering is like 10 15 years older than Boblaks He's going look at Boblaks the pedo defender blah blah blah, and it's like Because I don't even know you gotta relax. This is why people are calling you weird. There's a bunch of weird old fucks

Call people pedophile defend the kids alone Jeremy. That's my advice. Oh black is of my son. Yeah Well, we've had Boblaks on the show. He's a very he's a very nice guy Yeah, well, we've had Bo Blacks on the show. He's a very nice guy. Ah. Are you recovered from your ozempic? Did you stop taking it? Yes.

You stopped taking it? I might take it after this show. You might have a shot, like a little first third of it or something? Well, you take small doses, and you're supposed to work up to larger doses. Oh. So you start off at 25 milligrams. Like heroin.

Yeah. Yeah, like heroin. Okay. Women working at Home Depot, biggest problem in the universe last time. Sony and Nintendo swapping the cancel and the okay buttons, also a big one. And then missing the game winning shot where you were talking about assassinating. No. It's talking about assassinating. No.

Talking about sports. Sports. Assassinating the goaltender with an expertly placed penalty kick. Towing up five minutes before somewhere closes from the point of view of you. Yeah. Deadlines, okay. King Europe says, Dick says, where's your deadline? Vito says, what deadline? Yeah.

Biggest problem is work ethic. Specifically, Vito's lack of one. That was a new comment, too. Jad Dragon says, not enough team guy Vito song. I agree. You agree. Air Joe says, this show has just turned into torturing Vito until he quits.

I wouldn't say torture playing a song. That's fine. Torture. I love the song. I hope we play it a couple times today. Oh, we will get a price is going up I think the price is going up. I think the price needs to go up. It's 20 bucks I think we're giving it away has been the problem Where I look at it I go well clearly these guys are just getting a getting a free ride basically and I might speed it up Every every play I'm gonna slide it up. Can you adjust by 1% the playback speed we're going at light speed soon

Lieutenant fluffy did veto have low blood sugar episode for three days if he's pre diabetic or doesn't know he's almost diabetic The ozim pick might have tanked his blood sugar. Yeah, maybe a doctor. Maybe I have diabetes. He's a lieutenant in a doctor I don't think I would I think if I had diabetes I would have had it a while ago though You have diabetes. He's a lieutenant and a doctor. I don't think I would I think if I had diabetes I would have had it a while ago though You have diabetes I've gotten blood tests. If you get a blood test, they'll they'll see if they tested it. I hop Exactly, I get the I get the blood test. Did you have a fucking blood test? Why I was trying to get fucking uh

What do you call it? Horpies medicine? Whatever it is. Testosterone. PrEP? Yeah. What did they say? Did they check for diabetes? Or did they just check for testosterone stuff? I mean it shows you the whole, I got it as, I didn't just get it for that, I also got it for my regular doctor. If you're a big fat guy and you go to the doctor and they take your blood, they don't not not check for diabetes, you know? Like they're gonna go, let me see.

Because they know that you have it. They assume. But they're just, you're right, maybe I have boogie's doctor or they hide it from me for some reason. I bet they can't because it's like fat phobic. To tell you you have diabetes? To test for it. Like, well why'd you test me? I don't think that's a thing. I think so. You have to call them, the doctors have to call them people in large bodies now Oh squatters. No, I don't believe that is that I was told that by a doctor

Yeah, people in large people in large bodies like a mech suit like a mech suit. Yeah Wouldn't it be like district 900 pounds people of size? POS's that didn't work now people of size didn't like that. They figured out that it was a piece of shit. Yeah. They rejected it. And you know, the insulin companies need those fat people.

It's been a year since I had a blood test. Maybe I got diabetes in the last year. But again, I don't like talking about it. No, no, no. Thinking about it. I'm trying to think how you get... Does like going nuts on sugar is usually how you get to diabetes, right?

Yeah, messing your body all up. But specifically with like sugar. Well, yeah, carbs. Yeah, well, I was gonna say carbs can be a problem because those turn into sugars. Yeah, if you eat too many apples, you might get it. But I think that's the thing is I don't think... I don't know, carbs can be a problem. So

Okay, should we bet on it you want to bet on a diabetes Yeah Hundred bucks sure I gotta get a physical anyway if I come in and I don't have diabetes I got to talk to the job. I I gotta have multiple people reviewing these results. I'm not gonna get boogie- This is a real boogie situation. Yeah, I'm not gonna get boogied out there. I'm not British says, uh, Deadpool 3 was funny and retarded.

That's what I want from a Deadpool movie. A lot of people, uh, in the comments of that review, seem to think that, um, having a movie with a plot that doesn't make sense is somehow mutually exclusive with having a fun silly movie. Yeah, but it was fun and retarded and I liked that. It's very easy for things to make sense. That's what drives me up a wall is I'm like, just add a couple lines of dialogue. Yeah. And then I would go, oh now I know what's going on. Yeah. But instead it's a movie about Deadpool going, I I would go, oh, now I know what's going on. Oh, I get it, yeah.

But instead it's a movie about Deadpool going, I wanna join the Avengers, but I can't join the Avengers. But the reason I wanna join the Avengers was for my girlfriend, but then my girlfriend left me but not because I didn't join the Avengers. Even though I used a time machine to illegally bring her back to life. Which would have made a lot more sense.

Yeah. And the time police should have, yes. I think, look, I would see the movie if you haven't seen it It's something to watch, but it is disappointing that way too long. It's a little too long. It's like weirdly Mess of an edit yeah, but it is fun. There's fun jokes some of them here's here's the other problem though is like me and you like we we like we we I think about like that Brian character whatever his name is like Deadpool's friend Brian is it Brian it's Peter Peter okay and like to me and you

we go okay stock character make the stock jokes everybody likes for no reason because he's just a regular guy yeah I just I think maybe like regular audiences respond to that more like oh, that's hilarious Mm-hmm, where's guys like us go? Yeah, I know what you're doing. I know why you did it like maybe it's too over Analytical no, it's got to make sense the plot has to make sense the plot is not making sense of the big problem It's like why'd you go to the store well because I thought it was the gym like that doesn't make sense Why why is Electra mad about daredevil? Well, because in the real world, Ben Affleck. Yeah.

Um, Mushroom Fleet says, Oh, gamepads in Japan, here's the swapped buttons. With Sony and Nintendo. This guy has figured it out. Gamepads in Japan, they read right to left, so the right button is accept. And in the US, we read left to right. So the accept button the accept button is down. That doesn't make any fucking sense. Well it kind of does Man am I always going for that square for yes? No you're going for the circle. In America everyone's so lazy

It's at the bottom. That's why all right Laziness of getting to it honestly that might be a good point command. It is probably the first button you want to hit is yes. It is the closest one to your thumb stick. Carpenter of chaos says, oh yes, it is happening. The dad that came back to the preschool and suddenly found his son in a tiara and a cell phone teachers recorded it thinking it would get him in trouble

instead of exposing what they were doing. Happened a few years ago. So a teacher dressed a little boy up in a tiara. I saw that video, have you seen that video? No, is it funny? It's a preschool and all the kids are playing dress up and there's a little black kid, he's like, look, I'm wearing a dress.

He didn't say it was a little black kid. I don't care anymore. So the dad comes in and he goes, get that off of him and if you ever put him in a dress again Well, I'm like it's just kids hanging out man. This is a little much Cardinal says Dick bringing that problem was great because my girlfriend works at Lowe's and she came home asking me what a Phillips screwdriver was and All I could think about was that problem Wow

Phillips what's a Phillips screwdriver? How long you been working? I would have What did she works? I just retired actually yeah, he's my girlfriend works at Lowe's I thought she just went to love works at Lowe's Is I Would have lied I would have been like it's a bigger one because like there was a guy. Oh, it's a bigger one Yeah, it's the guy and yeah, I'll it be I'd like really big hands so they had them. So if a guy comes up, where's the This is the biggest one we got and the biggest ones are usually flat too. Yes exactly the huge flat ones She's like sir, I don't have a larger screwdriver bigger one than that

Yeah, you're gonna have to go to Home Depot most tools are named after different guys Tell her to be on the lookout for a bobby hammer Was the best kind hoagie says I can't do this again veto. It's called issue number two Yeah, you were really you were really safe That's not what I meant I Didn't say anything silly Eric M says excellent problem dick I once went to Menards and asked the only employee I could find, a woman, where to get plumber's tape.

She had to ask another employee, another woman, who then had to find a third employee, a man, to tell us where it was. Voted up. Yeah, voted up indeed. All right, that's all the comments I have. Null has reviewed Superkiller. Maybe we'll play that later if we get some money's right He's saying some real silly stuff

It's uh you were right you were right that these guys are just blowing their reviews Cuz they're retarded I already said I was like there's some things you could say that would make me go Oh, man, maybe I really do suck, but when they go like, the guy draws mouths like a fetishist. I'm like, Like my favorite vor fetish artist. Oh, what? I go, well, that doesn't make me feel bad at all. I don't care about that. Like, it's not that hard to hurt my feelings.

This guy draws this and makes me think about gay things. You would think an entire forum full of people whose job is apparently to try and hurt my feelings and make me feel bad would have figured out by now how to do that. I can't think! They really suck at it. They go, oh he's so blasted by our kiwi farms threat. I'm like, no this is awesome. This makes me feel like I've done everything.

Makes me feel like there's nothing to criticize actually. Yeah, well that's what's weird is I go I go. Oh my god Well, I guess I guess I did a lot of things right because they can't figure out what's wrong And I know what's wrong and I'm gonna fix it, but they don't know so yeah Okay, great. We have oh, yeah. Well, we have a not that okay, but we do have a segment called Wait, I gotta find something. It's a little fun little segment with a lot of fun and we all have fun and everybody likes fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I got it. A little segment called Vote It Up!

Alright, is this the... That looks new. Got off the driver, forget Kiwi Fun. No, I've played this one. I've played this one before. Am I out? Are they all from Recon? It's like... George is on a vacation for a week. Have I played this one Play it again, I think we've played this one, but who cares

Girls a little bit younger I just like this song Guys welcome to vote it up the very exciting segment where we look at past problems put them in a new light dick from episode 10 You may remember the problem of Transgender athletes not enough of them. Not enough was that? That was not the problem. The supply is not there to justify the outrage we found. Remember that? Remember when conservatives said that?

Everybody's looking for racism because the supply isn't there to justify the demand. So they've got to make it up. Oh, really? That's a good point. Oh, is the supply not there? You kind of got a good point. Oh, really?

Well, as we know, the Olympics are going on right now, and there's been a bit of a controversy as Algerian boxer Imane Kaleff is currently weathering a toxic storm of transphobic abuse on social media after beating her opponent 46 seconds into their Thursday bout. Yeah, this has turned the Olympic Games into a bitter and misinformation filled debate over transgender and intersex athletes. So it's interesting about this when I saw this I got tricked. Oh you

thought it was a man? Well yeah because that's what all these fucking guys were saying. I can't believe you bought it. All those right-wing guys, they got me. I got VNN'd. They're like look at this Trans man, I knew right away. I knew right away cuz the woman who quits head wasn't knocked off Not a man cuz her face looks fine Well, Kaleef who again is from Algeria where if this was a transgender person their head would get cut off

Is not transgender however she is one of two boxers currently competing in Paris, previously banned from competition by the International Boxing Association. So the controversy, I guess, comes from the fact that they gender test athletes. No, the controversy comes from, well, just look at her. I mean, looks like a dude. That's what the controversy is. Well, the controversy comes from, well, just look at her. I mean, looks like a dude. That's what the controversy is.

Well, the controversy comes from the fact that she might have XY chromosomes. This is not actually confirmed as far as I can tell. Theed-O. The controversy comes from Republicans needing there to be trans women in women's sports. There is. But not, this is not that. All they did is they see a guy and they're like, I knew it, that's another, cause they called another female competitor a man already.

And they were wrong on that count? They knew it was a woman. It was like a shot putter or something. And they made her cry cause they're all calling her a man all week. Like not to be mean because they thought they were defending women's sports by calling women men. By calling the top female athletes in the world men. I don't know what's going on. It's a complicated issue.

It's a woman. Has a vagina. It's a woman. It's not complicated. Possibly intersex is what I'm being told. Possibly havesies. Half a dick? Well, no, but like you have a a vagina but then you might have a penis?

Testicles at some point, the testes descend and then maybe you have them removed. That's a woman. No, no. It's got a fucking vagina. It's a woman. Hold on, the vagina. Am I the only one that knows what a woman is anymore? It's not the vagina. That's not the crucial element. You've got a fucking vagina. Let her drive to the Olympics then, then we'll see. That would be a better test. That would be a good test. That would be good. It's the uterus, that would be the most...

Does she got a uterus? Yeah? I don't know if she does. They wouldn't be testing her for testicles and shit if she didn't have a uterus. I don't know, I think she might not have a uterus. They said, the fucking boxing guys said, well we tested her, but, and trust us. She had something going on there. We're not going to say what, but... Well, the people that banned her originally is no longer recognized by the Olympic body.

So it was the International Boxing Commission. They said, that's too much of a man to be boxing. After she beat a Russian. But that's different from the Olympic Committee, which has their own rules. She lost to Did she lose? I haven't kept her record. Her record is like Her record is like nine and five so five losses Yeah, if it was a man a man fighting women, that record would be three billion to zero Three billion knockouts. No and zero losses I will say her opponent gave up like instantly.

Like one pop to the face. Well she broke her nose. Is that what happened? Yeah. So her opponent sucked. Italy. I mean even if it wasn't. You'd think an Italian woman would be used to getting punched in the face by a man. You would think an Italian woman would go, I've had this happen many a time before. Oh look she just quit! She couldn't take any more than the ring with that man, with that bruiser. That's a woman. She had slightly elevated testosterone. I care about the amount of testosterone,

specific levels in women's sports. Like, no, you don't. You wanted to be a fucking guy. You fucking transphobe. Now you look like a jackass. Well, it is not looking great for the people who immediately came out I think even Fox News incorrectly was reporting they said you know transgender athlete at the Olympic Games go well they're not transgender.

They're not trans. They're definitely not trans because if you're trans in Algeria. You know I know because they're not wearing a trans flag. Jumping they're not going hey everybody bring me your kids so I can rape them, they're not doing that. Sure. Well, we'll see how this situation unfolds, but as of now... A lot of coping. Oh well, I mean, maybe it's not a man, but you know, the biology is, it's unfair for the other women athletes.

I think it, I think what it strikes me is I always go well here Do we not recognize that all sporting event is like? Inherently kind of silly at a certain point when you go all right everybody's been training real hard to swim and swimming's hard And then a guy like Michael Phelps shows up Who's like a frog mutant who has hands like twice the size anybody else's with a huge webbing between them It's just like yeah swimming's fucking easy Yeah, you guys suck at this and you go Yeah, what is the point of like he just wins. And it's not because he worked the hardest, it's because he was born immune.

He probably did. You know? Or like when Yao Ming shows up, it's like, does he get a basketball? No, but he's just like the size of a basketball hoop. So fucking annoying. We got this, trans. It's not trans.

Well, you know, this is a real good time to talk about the unfairness of genetics play in sports. Look, I do think that, you know, there needs to be some common sense with the transgender athlete stuff, okay? More of them. No, not more of them, that's not what I think. Fuck women and their spaces, fuck their sports.

Flood it with guys. I don't agree with that. I think that if I was a woman and I really took sports seriously and it was like my thing. Sports are a mental illness. They cry about that shit. They think they're champions because they love usually. I do have to say it's like it is hard to justify sporting acc sporting accolade where it's like well. What did you do exactly? It is a lot of luck. You know yeah

Especially when you get into like team sports the guy goes you know look at all these rings I want in the NBA and it's like yeah, cuz you got a sign to the best team you know oh It's a metaphor. There's a lot of randomness. I don't know Anyway guys let us know what you think. Is Dick correct? Is that winning the culture war? Calling women, making women cry by calling them men? And pretending that they're men? Oh, they're gonna cry no matter what you do. Bro, if you're seeing a woman and imagining that it's a man, you might be gay. Has anyone tried to interview this beautiful woman? I would love to know how she feels. I would love to

know what she's thinking. All I know is trans athletes is currently, Dick you say it's not a big problem, but it's currently number 34 on the board. Not enough trans athletes. That's what people are saying. From all the way back in episode 10 with 786 up votes. Guys, it's a top 50 problem. Will it go up or down after today's episode we'll find out. I would also like to bring up another problem now this one comes from all the way back in episode 5 we're really digging in the archives here okay this is the problem of YouTube role models this is the idea that people especially children you're not bringing in mr. beast as a problem you're gonna blow it on a this why would I bring in mr. beast as a problem?'re gonna blow it on a this why would I bring in Mr. Bees a problem you have such a hate that was this problem this problem was yeah

we did it we did it three years ago when we started the show I'm gonna do it again the idea a little bit it's kids you know thinking oh I want to grow up to be a youtuber because I'm inspired by guys like mr. beast he's just a great guy who could never do anything wrong what What a great guy. And I feel like on this show I've had some criticisms of Mr. Beast, very light criticism. People bring in my tweets and they go, oh look at, how is Vito so mad at Mr. Beast? And I try to explain, well because he's a manufactured celebrity who exists through pure fakery to take advantage of an audience of impressionable children to promote his brand and his nonsense.

Okay, sure, jealousy and envy. Because he's doing good things. Oh, is he? Well, since we've been gone for the last two weeks, there's been a lot of news. He's sharing pornography with kids, you know? Kids who can't get their own pornography. Sharing is very important. It's a very good message for kids.

He's teamed up with his trans friend to share pornography with children. You know kids who can't get their own Very important is a very good message His trans friend Just like mr. Rogers teaches you how to share mr. Beast is teaching you how to you were 13, right? You were looking at pornography when you were 13. I didn't have a influential YouTube guys sending it to me on this Ava Tyson a share of some pornography with me when I was 13. Well Mr. Beast and his team have come under fire following the emergence of claims that co-host Ava Chris Tyson engaged in inappropriate conversation with underage fans, including sharing pornography with Discord users as young as 13 years old.

And making them call her daddy and shit? Did you see that? No she called them daddy. Oh yeah she called? So mr. Beast had a daddy shit necessary Mr. Beast has a co-host named Chris who then became Chris with a K because Chris decided to become a woman I mean and then can't we take that back? Can we take what back? I feel like if you're trans and you get caught doing stuff with kids We don't get to be trans anymore. I mean you kinda are the trans people gonna stop me?

We're gonna lose half the trans people so no I'm just kidding I think they'd support that Getting caught is the No, no Getting caught is the It's all bad So how did this start I guess? I guess this started because The guy that she groomed came out and said he got like fake interviewed at a job and

somehow that came up Yeah Basically it came down to there are inappropriate Discord messages and they eventually got the contents of this Discord server. For some reason, Chris Tyson had... She was a straight man when she did that grooming, right? Right. Well, she was a straight man.

Nothing to do with trans stuff. I don't think she was trying to have sex with these young people, but it exhibited extreme... That's not... ...bizarre bizarre judgment that's way down the line but I'm saying I think she was no I don't believe that I that's how a chick would groom kids like just

sharing making a real weird atmosphere of sharing pornography and jacking off and then wait like oh you know maybe someday you like dr. disrespects grooming like a man hey dude hey dude. Hey, hey bitch How about I show up and fuck you at VidCon? I don't know right here's here's the thing though Chris Tyson is married to a woman and I assume Chris Tyson is Attracted to women. That's my assumption. It could be both. It could be bisexual. It's possible

What it seems like happened is that for some reason these These people hang out and play video games and at some point Chris Tyson goes, oh I need a Discord server, the Chris Tyson Discord server, and for some reason as a 13 year old kid help him set it up and makes the kid a moderator. No, that's... And then he goes, hey can you make... Honestly, that, you have to.

Well I was going to say, okay maybe there's like a really autistic 13 year old who like knows all the ways the discord platform works fine Yeah, but then he goes we need a not safe for work board on the discord where I can post pornography And mr. Beast was in there and mr. Beast was in there talking about his penis with like these young kids in there And you go wow you guys are exhibiting extremely poor judgment calls right here. I got you grooming kids Yeah, that's what you were defending this Tyson bitch too. Because I don't think it's correct to say that, again, OK, if we're going to use the term grooming correctly, the idea is that-

For sex. Sure. Yeah. You believe that they wanted to have sex with this 13-year-old kid who was setting up their Discord. Or somebody. Yeah. OK.

I have not seen any evidence to that fact. Calling them fucking daddy and sharing pornography with them? I don't know. Yeah, Okay. I have not seen any evidence to that fact. Calling them fucking daddy and sharing pornography with them? I don't know. Yeah, okay, you can make that leap. That's fine. Leap? Bro, I'm taking a step backwards actually. I would- Leap? I would- Even the way you're defending it is fucked. I would think that if you're trying to groom kids for sex, that would be far more like- You putting your head in a child's- You're putting your head where the child groomers head is I'm just saying I think like you would say hey what are you doing when are you gonna come over why don't we hang out like a man would do it messages like that well

Chris is saying this is a lady I'm saying that she's trans lady I'll just say that a regardless woman would you know just introduce a bunch of pornography around Let's make let's get boundaries fast and loose here. It is it is inappropriate what they're doing and at the same Oh, you gotta assume that they're gonna do the worst I Don't have to assume that no yeah, you do Why you cuz kids can't help themselves the grooming victims all fucked up in his brain his brain's still, he's like, I don't think it was grooming. Uh, nevermind, it is. I read it back and it's pretty fucked up. I think this is one of those situations,

I'm tired of this thing where it goes, well there's no nuance, no matter what, anything. There's no nuance here. Okay, so she's a kid fucker and she just wants to fuck kids. Yeah. Okay, I don't believe that. What was happening then there? I think-

Not normal stuff. I think it was this this Chris Tyson individual Trying to be like, you know edgy on the internet like everybody's calling kids daddy and sharing fucking pornography with them. I There was no there was no like direct Matt as far as I could tell there was no like hey You got to look at this porn. It was like just posting it in the discord without thinking. Oh, oh hey there's kids in here I should not be posting this in here. Okay I don't know I didn't I tried to watch a video about it but it was just this fucking idiot talking and there was no. I think this is one of those situations where I don't have to immediately say hey this person

definitely trying to fuck kids I can wait. You don't have to defend him either you do that. I'm not what is the defense? You're like this is transphobic. I don't know what you were saying. Well let's be clear. Like, the people who immediately came out were like, yep, just goes to show all trans people are pedophiles.

And I go, well, that's not the takeaway. That's mean and terrible, OK? This one might be. Dick is saying definitely is. Might? Yeah, might be. What more do you need? I would need like proof that they're

trying to engage in sexual activity with minors, which is what pedophilia is It's not being like fucking edgy in your discord server and not edgy Yeah, it is. It's like bad edgy, and it's edgy. It's like extremely inappropriate. No no no that's not edgy It's extremely inappropriate and wrong and like she should definitely face repercussions for it for not considering What was going on kind of repercussions you thinking tell the hormones away Man get her on some testosterone Right, let's get a big ol Santa beard on you

Did you see the other mr. Beast stuff though that came out where he fakes all the videos and employees or see this is where? It's just like okay the pedo shit didn't work. So now it's he's fake like all right I think that this I think whatever it's a I think It's wrestling fake. Is that what you're gonna say next like should we stop enjoying that too? I think that making videos where you're constantly telling an audience of eight-year-olds don't forget to subscribe It's the only way you can win an iPad. Yeah, you got to subscribe. Yeah, I think that's predatory and fucked up Oh, man, it's so like they're really taking advantage of their number of subsc... A boy only has so many subscribes in his life.

They have. It's really crazy that they take it from you. They would do these like merch sales streams where he's just like signing, what do you call it? They're like, oh buy a hoodie and you might win an iPad. And the whole time MrBeast is going, God, I feel like we're putting an iPad in every single one of these. It's like, how could you not want an iPad?

Because they're kids. You know, they put toys in cereal boxes, right? You ever seen that? Hey, buy some more Pokemon cards because there could be a Charizard in one of them. Yeah, there is a Charizard card in there. Somebody wins an iPad. Okay, I'm just saying. Jesus Christ. It is predatory and evil.

So you'll call that predatory, but Chris Tyson was maybe trying to groom kids. Maybe, yeah. What if Mr. Beast transitioned and it's okay? Then you give him a pass? No. The point is that what Mr. Beast creates is this, what do you call it? Loot crate type, like. Yeah, it's like if, the way I put it is like if imagine at the end of a Mr. Rogers episode

he said and don't forget you know to buy my merch or else you're not really my friend like that's basically what it comes down to. I don't think he could be that on the nose. All this paraso... okay this parasocial relationship shit we talk about that's Mr. B's whole thing is establishing himself as an authority figure in children's lives. He's a fucking celebrity. Okay but he. Trust him that he's gonna make great content he is. No he's not. He's gonna make great content, he might even throw in some pornography you know

that fucking pornography you've been hearing about kids check it out come on down to mr. B's dog farm, not cat farm like Cackles. You guys you have a chance of being in the video you could make millions of dollars just like whatever and then he gets his employees to be in the video What the fuck is that? You gotta go to college so you could be rich you're not going to fucking college be rich you dumb fuck

Well, I just think what he does is insidious and wrong Cuz of the kids right? Do you think that you should be able to advertise cigarettes with a cartoon? No. No. No. So you're not a free speech absolutist, are you? You don't think I could make Mickey Mouse smoke any cigarettes saying, I'm the fucking

dopest mouse, I'm gonna fuck up that cat guy if he comes around again and tries to steal my woman because I smoke cigarettes and I'm awesome. I think the laws about advertising to children I think are reasonable. Very very anti-speech of you. It's an interesting it's an interesting argument you make. It is anti-speech in a way. 100% is. What do you mean in a way? I can't make a billboard about... I think the problem is when it comes to Children and free speech things get a lot more complicated because we we have the implicit understanding than an adult You know if you're stupid. It's your own fault. You know it's like if you get suckered in by fucking a tagline or an advertiser campaign

Well, you're an adult and you can't buy cigarettes. So it's illegal Right, but they can get all primed and excited for them. They can be like, oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. You ever watch those old smoking ads with Fred Flintstone? Yeah, they're cool. He did. Fred Flintstone made smoking look real good.

Alright, is that it for this problem? That's it, guys. YouTube role models currently number 27 with 899 upvotes. And if you want to up vote pedophiles while you're at it go nuts or maybe maybe maybe pedophiles do whatever feels right being 13 on the internet, man. Woo!

It was impossible for us to get porn. Like, the Spice Channel, you had to vibrate your head like this just to see a green boob. I remember that. I remember coming home from school and turning on Showtime or whatever. Yeah. Skinimax.

Remember seeing a boob? Yeah, so what were the actual channels that just had porn like 24 7 spice But it was like softcore porn with chicks like bouncing around I remember chicks bouncing around on like like beach balls and shit. Yeah, I don't think you could show a cock Maybe you could no I definitely couldn't show a cock Maybe you could you couldn't on cinemax, but Spice Channel was like, its own special channel. I think you could show a cock on there.

I just remember being- I don't remember any green cocks. I remember sitting in front of it and just waiting. It was like, did you watch it when it was like, all wavy or whatever? That's all I watched. Yeah, but I was like, I remember being like surprised- I had my finger on that last button on the remote,

just in case. Oh, you had DVRs on? No, do you mean? Oh in case somebody came in yeah Yeah, I remember being last and then up in case they pressed the last. What are you watching? Give me that last? Ah, it's Fox. Well, I was lucky I came home and mom was still at work so I could just sit there for an hour Oh do whatever you want do whatever you want. Do whatever you want. OK. No, I got a computer in the family room, and everything went to shit.

I remember at one point, I was looking at pornography on the family computer, and I got one of those viruses that made it so every time you open a website, a porno website loaded instead, and we didn't know how to get rid of it. So for a year, the family computer would just understood that, yep, the second you boot up a website, there's going to be pornography. Yeah.

That was pretty embarrassing. What pornography was it that you were looking at? I don't remember. Oh, really? So it was something really messed up. It was like 20 years ago. I'm sure it was just like Dicks and Butts and. Dicksandbutts.com?

Dicksandbutts.com. Dickbutt.com. Pornography. All right, this is my problem. It's called cults. Cults. This little guy, remember this little dude? A little buddy.

Guy. Little frog. Little froggy face. Everyone's little buddy who traveled across state lines and murdered some pedophiles. Kyle Rittenhouse. Murdered? Killed, sorry.

Sent them back to God. Sent them back to hell. Sent them to hell. Where they belong. Remember that? Thank God they were pedophiles. It did make the situation a lot easier. So, so, it's so much less complicated now that they're pedophiles.

Thank fucking God. And actually, I remember when this came out, I went, because I had a bunch of leftist buddies were going, oh my God, can you believe he went there and he shot these like, you know, innocent protestors? And I went, no, he killed a bunch of pedophiles. And they're like, I remember them going, and the numbers were flying in front of them.

We're like, how do I, how do I, yeah, but it's still bad, Woody. I'm like, no, those guys were bad guys they were probably crazy guys I think they were crazy because of all the kid rape they did because they hadn't they weren't able to rape a kid that day so they were going nuts how dangerous around I've written how situation made me real mad because that's one of those things you wish you could have killed the pedophiles well then everyone online would leave you alone this is one of those things. Because you wish you could have killed the pedophiles? Well, this is- And then everyone online would leave you alone?

This is one of those things where, I know you guys call me a team guy unfairly and unjustifiably. And this is one of those situations where I am clearly not a team guy because I had to fight with every single person on my fucking team. You know, long time friends.

They're like, that guy is the scum of the earth or whatever, and I went, I think that kid's like a hero. I think like if you define like what a hero is it's showing up to a violent of Psychopaths about hero idiot. I Think that he showed up with the genuine intention to like help people. Yeah, yeah, that's that's you can say that's stupid and idiotic But it is still with a gun to help people is the Johnny Apple seed of killing I would say that gigantic gun is kind of introducing an element of you know Hysteria and violence into this that's what they say it's true You can't say it gun people can't admit that like yeah guns are pretty fucking dangerous and this little kid this little jail boy bait

Bringing a fucking it always comes down to the size of the gun though the size of the gun is very important people Because you mentioned that one guy shot. I think the guy who lived Like a wall if you bring a gun to a protest that just means you're there to cause violence I go well one of the guys he shot one of those one of those guys he shot had a gun with that joker gun Yeah, like it wasn't a joker gun. Yeah that one of those pedos had like a giant I think that guy was the one who wasn't a pedo the gauge gascois or whatever the one who live that we know of Not gonna engage in any assumptions about anybody I know is I'm like well that guy had a gun to. Like, people bring guns for protection just because he had a gun.

It really came down to a bunch of leftists admitting that if a guy brings a gun to a place, they think that guy's automatically guilty of doing a bad thing. Because they're bad. And then they would be doing that. Okay. Projection. Projection, yes. Yeah. Because I'm the ultimate not-a-team guy, I successfully argued that Rittenhouse was well within his legal right to commit an act of self-defense. Yeah, well then he said that he's going to vote for Rand Paul today, or Ryan, Paul, Paul, Ron Paul.

Ron Paul. He's voting for Ron Paul. He's writing him in. Because he's a big believer in the Second Amendment, the right to bear arms. Yeah, and for some reason Kyle Rittenhouse thinks it's really important that people should be able to carry a gun. Yeah, I don't know why you would think that.

And of course, as people may have pointed out, I believe Trump was in office when bump stocks were banned. Is that correct? Trump is on the spectrum of like gun rights. Trump's like almost right there next to Kamal Harris, to me, and Democrats. He's way, way, way far away from being enough for gun rights. No, and he doesn't get it.

He said shit like, we're gonna take the guns away first and then we'll go to court. Like, you should never be taking guns away. What do you mean we're gonna take the guns away and then go to court? He's like a macho, tough talking asshole macho, tough-talking asshole guy. So Kyle Rittenhouse says he's not voting for Trump. He's gonna write in Ron Paul.

And all these guys wigged out really, really hard. They wigged out in a way that I was like, Spurg out. How is this not embarrassing for you? Weird, psychotic, bullying. Spurge, Kyle, Ren has a kid. He can vote for whomever he wants. It takes no amount of effort to go, you know what? I disagree with how the government treated Kyle,

and that's why I supported him and his crusade to clear his name. And now that he is a free and legal American citizen, I support his right to vote for the candidate he thinks is most fit to run the country. Freedom, huh? He could do a lot worse. Isn't it all at the core, it's about freedom.

I don't wanna go to jail, I don't wanna have that freedom taken away. And I also want the freedom to vote for whoever I want. And they go, no, you can't have that. They're fucking wigging out like they own him. Like the most jilted super fans. This is a betrayal after we stood by you. Like you're not his wife, bro.

You didn't stand, you didn't get him out of jail. The person at the event recording him got him out of jail. The jurors got him out of jail. That's it. The lawyers got him out of jail. The lawyers got him out, maybe the lawyers got him out of jail. And when you donated to his GoFundMe or whatever. And I don't think you did. I think you donated to like Lin Wood or somebody

And you probably didn't even do that Right You didn't get him out of jail Your ass also wasn't going to jail If he was convicted either You grifting fuck They're saying It's a cult

Yeah, they're saying It's a cult like Scientology Get back, hey hey hey Get back on the plantation over here boy It's really weird They're saying that because they I Don't know what they're saying. But basically that he owes them being a Trump guy He has to be a Trump. He owes them like like they took a woman out on a date and she owes them a hand job Yeah, this is why they're being called weird because they are weird. It's really weird to not just go

Well, I hope you know, Collory considers. Good for you. Yeah. Whatever. Good for you. Vote on your principles. It wasn't even just like well it's really disappointing after what Trump has done for him that he doesn't recognize. You could say that but it turned into like this witch hunt of like everyone unfollow him destroy him. Destroy him. he's a traitor to America. They were treating him, go after his money. I've heard this before by the way.

I'm pretty sure the times that I've heard this, it's from, you know, the other guys, the bad guys. Well, that's what I don't understand is like the hatred for him far outpaced the hatred for like, just even like Kamala Harris, you know? It's like, why don't you guys focus this on like, the people who are really actually, you're opposed to and not just this kid.

Yeah, they bullied him into pretending to like Trump. Yeah, well, he's obviously, he now had to put out another statement because he's like, I guess they're gonna take all my money away and stop letting me, you know, go on podcasts. Speak on behalf of guns and stuff. So that I'm shackled to Trump forever, which is sick and weird.

Yeah. Why don't you just let guys figure out their own politics and it's not your business. It's a fucking kid, man. It's one vote. It is literally one vote. Yeah, but he has millions of followers and he's not weird. He didn't even say, I don't like Trump. He said, I don't think Trump has the right politics on this gun stuff.

Second Amendment, and he doesn't. We all hate his Second Amendment shit. So I'm going to use my one vote, which we all know is completely useless and cannot tip the scale in any way. Yeah, but he's using his platform. Like, you know, they're panicking. They're worried that other people are going to vote for Ron Paul and vote him in and write him in.

Well, it's just like you start exposing the cracks. And like, JD Vance, absolutely one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. He's a huge piece of shit. He's like a gayer version. JD Vance sucks. What is going on, he's like a gayer version. He's like a gayer, unfunnier DeSantis. Fucking, totally fucking sucks. I would, I don't even, it's just gross.

I don't want to be around the ticket. I don't want to talk about ticket. I would never tell anyone to support it now. Like they're losing all of these, all of the allies that they assumed they had and that they desperately need. So they're fucking melting down over melting down over picking JD Vance is like going to go down if Trump loses. It's gonna be like This was like a layup at this point You just got assassinated and you you appoint like a the loser of the frat like you appoint flounder from the frat as you're

Running there you get that vivid the guy that's brown and that Well, I was gonna say I was like was Trump like I can't have another guy who's charismatic and funny cuz that's my thing I need like a wet fucking stick to just stand there and say nothing of interest or import I was talking to a liberal friend last night. He was like secretly pro Trump He's like I can't do the JD Vance thing. I'm out. If he had picked Vivek, I would've been like, I understand. I definitely would've been like, Oh God! Oh God, they're gonna win! Vivek's like a fucking...

Vivek's not... I would not... When Vivek fucks up a joke, you don't hate him for it. JD Vance fucks up a joke and when I Say fuck up. I mean tells a joke. Yeah, you just despise him for it like It's you know, I'm drinking this diet doctor. I'm drinking this diet Liberals would say I'm racist. What the mountain to the Mountain Dew is racist, but and liberals would say it and then he has those set in eyes like a rotting jack-o-lantern. I fucking hate- Did you guys watch my movie?

I hate even more the people who tell me why he's good. Fuck you! His movie's unwatchable. That's all you needed to know. Unwatchable. So we have a cult. The Trump. Yeah.

I mean, you Trump guys have always been a cult in a way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we had to do what we had to do. It worked, didn't it? This is about threatening his job. Threatening his livelihood. They're like, everyone stop buying his book. Return his book.

Burn his book. And don't invite him to any speaking engagements. He's a suppressive person. And you go, well isn't the whole point that like he's a guy who was vilified by the liberal media and liberal talking heads. Kyle Rittenhouse apologizes and came back to MAGA. Why does it matter who he votes for? We can stop attacking him now. We can stop attacking him now.

We? This is why you have to put intense pressure on people. He likely saw everything flash before his eyes and came home to where he belongs. Is this a real person? How does somebody say this with a straight face? I don't know. Dad must have raped him. He likely saw everything flash before his eyes.

Guys, Kyle Rittenhouse is a 21-year-old, basically a child still. I'll say young adult, whatever. Probably too big for Chris Tyson to want to fuck. He was never meant to be a public disrespect sure sure he was never meant to be a public figure and was thrust into it by an evil government that he sucked he's terrible at it he's not that smart that was the one thing he ever looked excited about he's like I was like oh cool he found something he likes he has an opinion he likes guns and he wants to make sure people have him.

We need to get him back! We have to threaten the shit out of him! Good on him, he better prove himself loyal now. And this is not a, I mean this isn't a small guy, this guy is half a million follower. And they're all saying it too, all the biggest, all the biggest ones are. Joey Maranera is going hard. I mean if you made this- It's a fucking cult, man. If I told you this was about a Scientologist mad that a guy left Scientology Yeah, that makes sense. It reads the exact same way. Even I I say shit like well Trump said he's gonna

Depress the wages for high highly skilled tech workers by you know bringing in a Stapling a green card to every diploma, so I don't want I don't vote for that and they're like you fucking liberal Don't you understand that Marx? I'm like oh wow Kill yourself. So what are the good reasons to vote for Trump? None just just Supreme Court and interest rates. That's it But he's taking free and forward you want more conservative justices. Yeah, I want 2,000 conservative Supreme Court justices, okay and Interest rates, but I think Kamala would probably lower interest rates, too I think they're about to lose their interest rates anyway, you think he's gonna lower them quicker you mean yeah, okay? Yeah?

pressure on the Fed Get rid of you get rid of Jerome yeah That guy put him on the ground and Gensler but Ensler against and yeah Gary Ensler know, he's in charge of the SEC Yeah, but the the the green card shit Mmm, I don't think it's worth it actually and seeing all these conservatives cry when Trump loses I think would be better than Does seem like a lot of politics comes out a price on that to see crying and seething at the end of it.

Yeah, if I get to see the quartering and these cocksuckers crying, you know, when Kamala wins, I'm liking that. I'm liking it. Those memes of that lady screaming when Hillary lost, you want more of that. I want to see a conservative really thinking, putting his thinking cap on. That's my problem, cults. And every Netflix show now is like, yeah, escaping a cult, sex cults. I don't know, but not all they're cracked up to be sex cults,

I don't think. I was watching a documentary on one and it's like, ugh, seems like a gross and a lot of lot. There's a lot of weird look I know we have a lot of conservative viewers or listeners or whatever But I there's like a lot of behavior again when they were going after people's like stupid social media posts getting banned from Home Depot or whatever or like this going after Kyle Rittenhouse a guy who again is doing Was forced out of the stand, was facing years in prison for defending himself against pedophiles in the street.

Yeah, you managed to. And you go, oh, thank God, thank God that justice, the justice has worked out and was actually whatever. And he got good lawyers and was able to get out of that. And you want to re-victimize him? Because he goes, I want to vote for this old guy who likes guns a lot. Yeah.

And you're like, you fucking piece of shit, I should have put you in. They're basically saying like, they wish he would have went to prison. I wish those pedophiles had held you down and done that. Oh my god. Yeah. Why can't you just go, well, it's disappointing that we

don't see the same political? There's like- You guys are 100 million times worse. Don't get me wrong. No, no. You're- I don't think we are. No, you guys are just, like, totally insane with this shit.

I don't think so. Unrecognizably so. I don't- I really don't see it. are. No, you guys are just like totally insane with this shit. I don't think so. Unrecognizably so. I really don't see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well so like what would be, what's the example of somebody... Wearing a mask during COVID? No, but I'm saying like, okay, somebody who says,

hey, I'm no longer gonna vote for Kamala, instead I'm gonna vote for... Oh, you guys are killer. Right, like, I mean, you guys are, you guys are killer. You guys are... You guys don't have a choice of being a cult or not. It's like, yeah Kamala, yeah yeah yeah, she's awesome. It's like not even like I'm supporting... I don't think that's true.

I mean obviously you wouldn't think it's true. I think if somebody said, you know what, I'm not gonna vote for Kamala, I'm gonna write in for the Green Party or whatever else. They'd have their penis chopped off. Nobody's gonna like go nuts on them and go, you betrayed Kamala How can you I know you don't really think that I say it? Well, just give me an example of somebody that happened to anyone. Okay, but like one now I don't do the example game with you guys, but I'm just saying how written house never good enough

That just happened today. I know I can't but I'm saying I can't think of a time I don't even think it would happen where somebody would not support a Kamala for you guys. Okay, but before Kamala, there was a lot of like leftist commentators saying, I don't think Biden's the right man for the job. There was not like, oh my God, we love Biden. We're riding for Biden 100% or die.

Like, yes, there were some people like that. But if a leftist- Yeah, it's more culty to say, I'm supporting him even though I know he sucks. Even though I know he's brain dead. But I'm saying the people who said, hey, I think I'm worried about Biden and I don't think he's fit to be president or whatever. Yeah, they were killed.

Until he fucked up on TV. They were killed. Who? Who was? That guy in Colossomaba, whatever that journalist was. Oh yeah, they got Colossomaba? Yeah, they killed thousands of people. Poor Colossomaba.

They buried thousands of people who said that about Biden. I think the left, when it comes to politics, we can even go, hey, our candidate's not the best. I mean, even when Hillary was running, people went, is Hillary really the greatest? Is she really gonna energize the party? See, that's what you say when the answer is obviously she's a demented crack whore and insane and a murderer and a multiple felon who belongs in prison. You guys are like, well, is she really the best? Like, no, she's evil, incarnate. Unlike Trump, who's just a great guy all around.

Yeah, he's fine. I mean, he's not great, but he's fine. He didn't rape, like he didn't do any rapes or anything. You guys just made that shit up. Hopefully, hopefully. It's not hopefully. Yeah, see, this is exactly, I mean, exactly, this is, don't get it wrong.

You guys are infinitely worse in every possible way But this is an annoying cult and an annoying example Trump tried to get all those kids killed the Central Park five or whatever Yeah, he was wrong Okay, well judge. What do you want? He's allowed to have an opinion He's allowed to have an opinion, but he spent all his money to put fucking newspaper ads saying hey Let's kill all these kids. Yeah, he wanted to kill him What do you want him to do? He didn't kill them. You have to buy newspaper ads say let's kill a bunch of kids He wanted to kill them. Okay. What do you not get about that? He didn't Hillary Clinton just kills people

That's a big difference veto Trump going I really want those guys to die. It's fine. Okay, I Kind of tried to influence public opinion you know. Yeah that's called the speech. But you know Hillary's emails. Yeah she killed Seth Rich. Did you ever see when Norm went on the View. Yeah and called her a murderer and they all fucking had their periods. Why you voted for George Bush. Why is that? No, I'm just goes. I just think we got to get the murderers out of the White House Yeah, and they all look out they all flipped out because the cult shit because of cult shit

You can't say that and then the one dumb lady on the view is like wait. What happened and Barbara Walters like? She killed him. Wait, what happened? Alright, let's talk about... You don't even know. You're in the cult so bad you don't even know. I know who Seth Rich is, I know. He was in the park. You don't know it, you know. He killed himself because he was so sad.

So sad that he betrayed the party. Dick! You guys wrote the book on cults. Now we're running with them. Might as well. RIP Seth Rich. Well, Dick, as long as we're talking about horrible crimes and murders, I'd like to talk about my old stomping grounds. The illustrious city of Oakland, California.

And that is my problem for this week. 150. Guys, Oakland is the worst city in America that I've personally experienced. I'd say it might be the worst one overall. It's worse than Nashville. Nashville, the average woman weighs 300 pounds. Well, that's pretty bad, but I got some Oakland stats for you.

There's women in Nashville that started twerking and it never stopped Do you know that I didn't know that and took a second to process that Oakland is one of the crime capitals of America crime in Oakland, California began to rise This was actually Oakland used to be like a nice, you know, like a nice before slavery city No, no like like 1950s, 1960s. Oh, yeah. And then like a lot of cities were pretty nice. Before the 50s. Right around there. Unfortunately, after the King assassination riots,

that was, of course, the murder of Martin Luther King Jr. For some reason, crime began to rise. A group of people were very upset. By the end of the 1970s, Oakland's per capita murder rate had risen to twice that of San Francisco or New York City. Double New York. A lot of murders. Who's getting killed? Just everybody. Anybody walking around. Why? Well, because crime's crime's fun. He's a lot of, you know, you're bored. Do crimes?

I'm gonna say poverty probably leads to a lot of it. Oh yeah? Well yeah, usually a lot of murders will start as robberies. What would you say if there were no cameras? What would I say if there were no cameras on? Well, I'm just going by the facts. I'm just stats man today.

Why is it so loud in this movie of poverty? Well, Oakland, California has the highest rate of robbery in the country right now with 639 robberies per 100,000 people. Oakland is of course where my car was broken into like five times and eventually Stolen. They stole your car? They stole my car, they ripped like five times and eventually stolen. They stole your car? They stole my car, they ripped everything out of it. And then it got towed and I, like the engine. Oh, really?

Yeah, they took all the parts out of it so it was not a car anymore. What kind of car was it? It was a nice Honda Civic I had had for about five years. I loved that car and my little Honda, red Honda Civic. Oh, that's sex. I went to go see a movie it came out and We're you saying can't remember now because all I remember is walking around the Shut up is what that was out around that time. All right, Joe. That's accurate. All right

What's this fucking name? Joe Rogan got in trouble for that joke? Uh, I remember just walking around the parking lot going just sad Chirogane got in trouble for that joke. Uh, I remember just walking around the parking lot going just sad Cuz it got stolen. Well, there was like it was in my heart. I'm like, maybe I parked it somewhere else Yeah, it's right around the net corner. Yeah, maybe I just forgot where I parked it. Yeah. No, it's just gone It's such a bad feeling. Yeah, it's really bad My buddy Tim owned a Crown Vic for some reason. He bought an old cop car. Now that's a... And kids loved stealing that. That car got stolen about once a month.

Although he always got it back for some reason. Yeah, we both lived in Oakland at the time. Like Bert and Bert? I moved there because of him and because of this job that we were both doing work with this game publisher. Because well-meaning liberals are retarded, and they think that, well, San Francisco's a tech hub, and that's a shithole, and we can't afford to live there yet.

So we'll just set up in Oakland. And you go. A realtor told them that. Yeah, basically. A commercial real estate agent said, it's right here. What they tell them is, it's adjacent. It's adjacent. Yeah.

And if you have like, you hop on the bridge. They tell you. Hop on the bridge. They tell you. Hop on the bridge, you know, head to a meeting. You gotta be there in person. If you gotta have a meeting, as you know, you can just hop on the Bart, you know, that trans sister. Hop on the fuckas Bart.

Or the black people keep getting shot by the cops. You could get one of those little cards that I think these are for the Bart. Yeah, I think they're for the Bart. Don't rape me or I'm not a rapist card. Yeah, so you can watch a guy shooting up heroin, another guy stabbing a woman woman as you go to your exciting business meeting across the across good water in San Francisco

That was allowed is it a loud city, Oakland Oh luckily I was off the beaten path, but I would imagine if you're in certain parts of it You know it's probably pretty loud with the Raiders there when you were when you lived there? Yeah, you know what? I never went to a Raiders game They were there. I do regret that. Yeah, I never want to see a Raiders game. I've been to a Raiders game I think I was too busy dealing with my fucking car getting stolen and Broken into I think your car back No, I had to go to the fucking tow yard and pay them for towing my car that was broken now And now I look back on I go

Why did I get why'd you pay him? I abandoned the car to them? Yeah, it was one of these things where I was like Well, I'm abandoning the car and they're like, yeah, but you got to pay for the tow and I'm like, what if I don't? They're like, oh, it's gonna show up on your credit and blah blah blah blah And I realized that was just like you mean you're gonna put it on my credit Yeah, you're gonna put it on my credit and fuck with it's gonna show up on your credit So I had to pay money for my car getting stolen. I mean I went- How much? Like a regular tow or do they have to like super tow it? It's like 300, 400 bucks or something. And then you're just in the tow yard looking at your car with all the

parts missing. You're going through the trunk and seeing what the, you know, spirited youth of Oakland didn't steal. You know, pulling out. I'm like, hey, my jean jacket's still here. I love my jean jacket. I also loved my car. Again, highest rate of robbery in the country last year. Robberies grew 38%. Burglars were up 23%. Motor vehicle theft up 44%.

Roughly one of every 30 Oakland residents had a car stolen last year. One out of 30? One out of 30. People do not understand how much crime is... No, that's the thing. I have people... It's like the Somalia, the West Coast.

I literally get people who go like, well it probably wasn't nearly as bad as you're saying. I can't explain to you... You can't walk down the street without half the stores with fucking boards in the window because a kid threw a rock through it. It is just literally living in fucking escape from fucking LA or whatever It is it is a hell hole is it like you get you get your stuff stolen and you have that bad feeling But then you're like can't process it so you just do that to other people

Shit, I mean you had I mean you aren't that poor right? I poor, not in that, I guess not as the people who would be doing that At the time I was living off fucking credit cards, cause that job was a nightmare Let's see, Oakland crime rates, these are from 2018 Per 100,000 people, so out of 100,000 people 16 of you will be murdered, 163 of you will be raped, 609 of you will be... Is that 100,000 women or people? Just says per 100,000 reported crimes, per 100,000.

Did they track that? I guess they don't, so it's actually worse. It's actually 50,000. It's definitely way worse. There's definitely a lot more. And it's probably only hot women too, right? I mean, not the big fat pigs, right? I don't know exactly what's going on.

Is there a stat on rape that has to do with that? Well, I got a great rape story for you Here's here's part of the problem with Oakland is not only is the crime bad, but the police are insane Like just is that like just crazy pants nuts where you're like, can you guys stop the crimes and they're like we're doing half the crimes What do you mean? So I remember when I was living in Oakland They're like, ah, you know, uh, Oakland just had to fire a bunch of cops like 20 cops. That's bad We need we need cops. Why'd they fire 20 cops? Because they were running a train on a 16 year old in

2017 Oakland paid 1 million dollars to settle a claim by a teenage Prostitute that Bay Area police officers were passing her around for sex. This happened because one of the cops felt so bad about it that he killed himself and left behind a suicide note that says, I feel bad that me and all the other cops have been raping this teenager for the past year. So they went like, wait, what did his suicide note say? All the cops were like, don't worry about it. That guy's nuts. Nothing's happening at all. It was a rapist. Don't don't listen to him

That's the only way they found out about it was cuz one cop killed himself and spilled the beans on all of it How many rapes are the cops doing? Sense of right and wrong. I don't I don't think between 2001 and 2011 the city of Oakland had to pay out I don't think. Between 2001 and 2011, the city of Oakland had to pay out $57 million for claims against the police department, which is double what San Francisco paid out, even though San Francisco is

twice as big as Oakland. The Oakland police are just not good at their job. Wow. How did they get a football team? Well, they don't have many more, right? Oh, they got them back. Did they get them back? Yeah, they got the Raiders back. No, and then they lost them and went to Vegas. Oh, they got them back. Did they get him bad? They got the Raiders back

Oh, no, no, and then they lost him again to Vegas. I thought they were going to Vegas. Yeah When people are like, oh my god, I can't believe the Raiders are going to Vegas. I'm like, I can't believe they're still fucking in Oakland Why are they in Oakland for love of God? That much Where does the is it welfare money? I well, that's the other question. The money come I never went to a Raiders game So I don't know who was going to see the Raiders. I'm like, again, I guess you steal, maybe that's why they were stealing all the radios.

They stole the fucking $20 radio out of my car to sell it to get tickets to go see the Raiders game. I don't know if you've been paying attention. Somebody has to work eventually for the money to come in. That's what I'm saying. And as I said to you, here's the biggest problem with Oakland is, okay, look, there's a certain group of people and I don't know where they're from or where they're doing it.

Sure, men. They're committing crimes and they're going nuts. And then right next to them is a bunch of white guys in Berkeley and Emeryville or whatever else, as I mentioned, that's where Pixar is. So you can literally just be walking through like Crime Town, be like, Crime Town sucks. And then the second you go under a bridge, it's like, welcome to Pixar, we make Buzz Lightyear

and all this fun shit. And you're like, how are these things next to each other? And you go talk to those guys and they go, I just love the vibrance and the artistic spirit of Oakland. Because it's a cult. That's where that fucking pirate ship fire happened. You remember that? No.

I think I lived right next to that. There's all these crunchy, hippie, liberal weirdos who are like, oh, I can live in Oakland, and the rent's not that high. We can have an art commune. So they built this thing called the Pirate Ship, which was an illegal warehouse that was not zoned for residential. Oh, yeah.

OK. And they're like, oh, it's just like a fun art collective, and we'll have music and fun and parties and fire. Lots of fire. Fire fucking everywhere. And like 20 people burned alive in this fucking pirate ship art compound because they threw, because the thing was literally,

have you ever seen pictures of this thing? Shit. No, what is it? Pirate fire? Look up pirate ship, Oakland fire. It's literally like, if you wanted to build a maze of fire, like this would be what you would build. It's that people were inside and they're like, I couldn't find the exit because it was built

like a maze of like little wooden art exhibits. Oh yeah, I do remember this. Yeah. So you look, the ghost ship, that's what it was called. So people are like, they're like, just want to escape but I can't because this is built as like an amazing, elaborate- Oh it had a performance area? Yes.

Oh wow. So scroll down to the actual pictures of it and you go- No direct route from the stairs to the exit. Nobody knew where the fucking exit was. There's two pianos in the way, Vito. The exit was blocked by two pianos! And I remember I had a buddy and he's like hey man you shouldn't joke about that I know a bunch of guys who died in there

I'm like no shit look at this fucking thing how where is the end there all this they're all on acid to exactly Where is the exit? It's like people were just like scampering around the whole thing's on fucking fire And this is look at this this whole thing is flammable and complete. There's no fucking fire extinguishers anywhere There's no way out and just people are living in here and getting drunk Why does it say miss Brio's lot I guess loft that's where one of them was sleeping or living box So and that's what great when bad stuff happens to liberals Oh, I like I like these types of people like you know like burning man type of people But I also I really like when bad stuff happens well. They're all bad. That's the thing. I mean you say like it's right across the bridge

Yeah, but white liberals like this white progressive liberals are Just as evil in their heads and their hearts as Hardcore criminals like they're they're identical Well, they're the most dangerous to have you're a or vulnerable, these are the two most dangerous people to have around you, I think. It is the classic problem of liberals being like, I refuse to acknowledge reality in any form. We go, hey, there's a lot of crime.

We probably need more. What do you think we need more of? And they're like, we need to get rid of cash bail. And you're like, no, no, no, that's not it. Like, where are we need to get rid of cash bail and you're like no no no that's not it like where are you gonna get cops because they're what are you gonna hire a bunch of criminals to be cops that's that's the bigger yeah you got a big now you got a bigger problem have you seen all the news articles of just nothing can stay like you can't have a that's the other thing is I see

videos of the people they go I can't believe this jewelry store in Oakland got robbed I went I can't believe anyone owns a jewelry store in Oakland, what are you retarded? I don't feel bad for you at all. With real jewelry or like fake jewelry? That's like opening a fucking butcher shop in the middle of the woods. Like a pie shop right outside your house.

Exactly, okay. Oakland's only Denny's restaurant had to shut down because of a lot of fights. The Starbucks is gone, the Blackbird Dryer is gone. Clorox, you know, the Clorox company. Bleach. Yeah. Yeah. So they managed to ruin. Well, there's a bunch of legacy companies that just were in Oakland back in the good old days and just never left. So now if you work at Clorox and you go, I want to get lunch,

they have personalized security guards to go with every employee because they're like, you just can't leave the building alone I'm sorry you're gonna get murdered same with the Kaiser Permanente which is also based out of Oakland oh they deserve it they no longer have an in-and-out burger just this last they're in and out oh man no one should be there no one should be in this city how do we get rid of it how do do we get rid of Oakland? I don't know. I don't know. Can we bulldoze it, or?

I know a buddy who has a business there. Nuked it by accident? We, first of all, close all your businesses. No businesses anymore. Yeah, get out of there. Yeah. And any time anybody starts complaining about, oh, but there's a food desert, or we need a grocery store.

Yeah, we're trying to starve them. You lost that. You lost your food privileges. You lost your food privileges. You lost your food privileges. You've been fucking around too much. You guys can eat at the fucking McDonald's until that closes, too. You guys are going to have to hop on the bridge.

I just, I've never, it's one of these situations where I just go, it's so bad that if everyone there just didn't exist anymore. Yeah. I'm like not a real person. It's like, yeah, the cops said it's totally OK. It's like, I'm like not a real person. It's like, yeah, the cops said it's totally okay. It's like, they're not even a real person. It's just like, it's so bad.

And they don't want to choose us to stay there. Like, look, if you're trapped there, I get it and I feel bad for you. But anyone who lives there on purpose, cause they're like, ooh, the vibrant spirit of a thriving city, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, I hope you die. I hope, yeah, you get stabbed and all this like,

liberal, like hippie belief in the spirit of the streets just disappears with you. Cause you're enabling this nonsense. You need to go. They're voting for it. They are voting for it. I mean, at some point. I just don't know why all the focus is on,

I mean, San Francisco is more fun to make fun of, but Oakland's infinitely worse. 168 rapes per 100Kk that's like really high. That's a lot of rape Yeah, so that's like if you're that's like 50,000 women 150 for six for 50,000 women. Yeah, and then like hot women 10,000 so there's like out of every 10,000 women there's like 150 of them are getting raped I will say then I've said it before the only thing I miss from Oakland best flea market you'll ever find So stolen shit. Is it really? Yeah, dude. It's awesome

They had one I would go to that flea like that's my car every Sunday. It would be like Vita Where you going? I'm like, I'm going to the flea market. What do you mean? Where am I going? It's Sunday There's just free money just sitting there, just PlayStations and fucking brand new stereos. That's some kids play. But you plug it in and it tells you the username and stuff. Yeah, exactly. It tells you who it was.

Just delete. I gotta give a shit, it's 20 bucks. Connor, delete. Yeah. That is the one thing in Oakland that I remember going, man, I hate living here, I hate the people, I hate the food, I hate everything. But that fucking flea market is

Incredible. Oh my god the bargains San Francisco is becoming Oakland a little bit. Yeah, I don't think I don't think San Francisco could ever get as bad as Oakland Oh, we can the police department would have to be even more infinitely incompetent than what they have There's always room to go down right now. Oakland's mayor is going down for some convoluted type thing. What do you do? It's a lady. It's an Asian lady mayor. Asian? Asian lady.

Wow! Fired the most beloved- Must be one of the dumb ones. Fired the beloved police chief, which turned everybody against her. And then, like two weeks ago, the FBI raided her house, looking for evidence of financial fraud, but the details definitely there What are you guys doing? We're trying to figure out but FBI was doing that yeah, the FBI raided her house She's doing a good job as mayor

If she's doing a good job, just let her let her cook. It's complicated We don't we don't know if the fraud was involved like was she did or just something where they think she has records on somebody else. There's no details yet. But anyway, Oakland, California. Horrible town. Oakland's like a special city for you. Like an attachment to it. It's where a lot of things went wrong. In your life? You know what? It was good. I got to hang out with my good friend Tim for a number of years. Yeah.

That was a good time. Got my car stolen. Did you ever have a gun pulled on you in Oakland? Something like that. Like a guy? Like a carjacking? I think it was a knife. A knife?

Yeah. Wow, what were you doing? I was just like walking around. I can't remember. Guy pulled a knife out? Yeah. You know what? I think just like walking around and I can't remember. Guy pulled a knife out? Yeah, you know what? I think the story would probably, I would have more details of it if it actually happened.

Something happened. Are you making that up? No, I don't remember. Oh my God. Did I text you or did you just see that? What the hell? I think it must've just been like late at night, but it was probably just a guy like fucking around with another guy. What do you mean probably?

You don't know it was a knife that got pulled on you? I don't think it was pulled on me. I think I saw like a mugging He just pulled a knife out and you happen to be it was at another guy Yeah, there was something where it was like late at night I was walking around like some guys were like fighting somebody had a knife But I can't remember the fucking details you see somebody get stabbed. No, I didn't see Anybody shooting dice. I just I just laughed. I'm like, I don't know what the fuck's going on. I just speed walked out of there.

Did you ever see someone pop out of a trash can? No, but I saw homeless guys rolling around on the street. Like fentanyl? Covered in trash. Oh yeah. This might have been pre-fentanyl. I don't know when fentanyl started getting popular. No, fentanyl's recent. Yeah, it's a little more recent. This was probably crack or meth or something.

What are we gonna do about it? Definitely saw guys doing meth on the train. That was fun for them, yeah, shooting up. To San Francisco? Yeah, that BART train is a... Meth capital of... And then they make that movie, you know, they made that movie Fruitvale Station,

which is how we got Michael B. Jordan. And it's all about how... No, I didn't know that. It's all about how the cops should not have shot that guy on the BART station. I don't know anything about that. Yeah the BART, that thing you got the cards for with the rape? Yeah.

Well the reason they have that is because that train line is just like, you don't want to ride the fucking BART man. And uh... A lot of rapes happening there? A lot of rapes, a lot of drugs, and because of that the cops are all on edge and then one night they're like, let's just kill a black guy, fuck it. He wasn't doing anything? He was, I think he was in handcuffs. I think they shot him like, uh...

How'd he get in the handcuffs? He was in the handcuffs because there was like an altercation on the train that somebody was fighting, so they just kind of grabbed everybody and started putting them all in cuffs. And then they shot him in handcuffs? I think he was in handcuffs. It was definitely one of those things. What was his name? Uh, the name of the movie is Fruitvale Station. I don't remember the gentleman's name Michael B. Jordan He was the one who was murdered by the cops. All right, Oakland, California. Yes, wait a minute

I forgot to do these I did want to mention Oakland has had 13 police chiefs since 1993 13 was that a lot in 30 in a year 27. Yeah about 30 years. Was that a lot? In 30 years? 30 years? 27. Yeah, about 30 years. That's a lot. You're supposed to last at least five years. Vote up Oakland. Vote up Oakland.

Got to get rid of it. My problem is anti-DIYers. You know, DIY. Do it yourself. Yeah, diversity, young inclusion, right? Diversity, young inclusion. I found a wasps nest in an alcove. Did you do the gasoline thing? What? The gasoline murder trick?

What the hell is that? What are you talking about? Murder trick. Yeah, that's where you take a cup or a container of gasoline. And throw gasoline all over my house did I say that no you you were how was the nest like situated like was it just like it's like I'll show you I have a picture of it okay I was hoping you would ask that I well I did ask that what do you do I can't believe you had a wasp neck and you didn't do the gas on the viral gasoline shit see look let me see that's like an overhang in my house it's fucking full of wasps. Yeah, you probably couldn't have done that with that.

They have a honeycomb in there, but it's not full of honey. I don't think. I think those are wasps. They're not bees. They don't look like bees. Well, the idea is if you can get something around the hive, like if it's one of the ones that's like up in the corner or whatever. Okay. Or like if it's like, you take a cup of gasoline, you put it around it, and then the gas- Where would I get a cup of gasoline? You get a gas can, you fill it around it and then the gas. Where would I get a cup of gasoline? You get a gas can you fill with gasoline and then you just go to the gas station put it in a cup That's typically where I get gasoline typically. Like in a cup? You have to have fucking gas cans man. What do you mean a cup? Okay, and then what?

And then what do I do? Do you want to see a video of it real quick? No I don't want to see videos Okay You could put it in a cup. And then what do I do? Do you want to see a video of it real quick? No, I don't want to see videos. OK. Is it a cup, and you put it on the? You put it around. You could have a bowl, and then you put it around the hive. And they all die? Yeah, they all just die, and they all fall into the bowl. Fuck, I can't do that here.

It's pretty cool, actually. Well, I said, all right, shit, there's a wasp nest out there or something, or hornet's nest or something. I better get some spray and kill them. Right. And scrape that shit out. My girlfriend says, I was on Nextdoor, the app, and people are saying not to do it yourself. And I said, oh yeah?

She goes, yeah, they're saying you should call a professional. I said, well, I'm doing it. I'm definitely doing it myself And I why would I not I'm pretty loud I not it's a bunch of bugs Yeah, humans have been killing bugs without the approval of a official bug killing guy. I'm gonna get stung or something What do you mean? What do you mean? It says not to do it myself? I'm a hundred percent doing it. Yeah, it's just a bunch of bugs. I'll get bug spray, you know? Anti-wasp spray. What precaution did you put on? Did you put on gloves or anything?

I haven't got the bug spray yet. I ordered it. So you haven't even done it yet? I sprayed regular bug spray at them and it just pissed them off. You didn't even- okay, hold on. I sprayed a shitload of anti-spider spray on them. Yeah, but they're not spiders, so how's that gonna help? Yeah, but they're, I mean they're close, they got little legs. I think you should throw gasoline on them.

They're about the same size. I'm not throwing gasoline. Now I understand why that warning is there. You can't just throw it on them. You gotta entrap them in it. I'm definitely doing it myself either way. You know what you should actually do, cause it's funny, is get the spray foam and just like seal them in.

It's funny is get the spray foam and just like seal them in So they're funny cuz I want a bunch of dead bugs or some weird seals on my house And then like you know when I got this pipe when a guy eventually comes along you know and buys There's a bunch of dead bugs in there There is this like pipe down in the back that I want to seal like cuz I don't want you know There is this like pipe down in the back that I want to seal like cuz I don't want you know Vermin and stuff coming in but I'm worried about it. I'm gonna put a grate over it Yeah, but I'm worried that if I seal it there's gonna be a bird in there or something And I'm gonna lock in there

Well, who cares it'll be dead. I don't want a dead bird. Never tell me other time a Bird got in my house and I accidentally killed it. How'd you do that? My cat did that thing where it gets a bird and it brings it in. I'm like, don't fucking. And then the bird was freaking out, so it's flying around. It got behind my bookshelf. And I could just hear it back there flapping going, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I'm like, ugh. And the bookshelf was loaded up with fucking books. It was two bookshelves loaded up. And I'm like, oh, god, all right, fine. What kind of books? Just like books, like fucking comics and shit. Comics, OK. All right.

So I take everything off the shelf so I can move it and try to get this bird out from under there. And it's these big, heavy shelves. And I go, OK, I'll just rock it forward a little bit to move it. Stonehenge. So it rocks forward, and then it rocks back. Oh god!

And I just hear this sickening crunch and I go Ah fuck I just killed that fucking bird. Shit! Shit! I was like I'll just rock it forward and that'll move it right? And then I'm like no no no no no no no no! And I felt pretty bad. It's a bad way to go. Getting crunched getting getting crunched behind a smash by an idiot by a shitty Ikea bookshelf I'm like it'll move it'll move comic books

Oh, and I at least been crushed by encyclopedias or something I could have saved that bird fucking cats man. Yeah Anyway, that's what the internet is it's just like a bunch of women saying empowering other women to say don't well sometimes I was watching a video today of a guy and he's like look I took my old Staircase and I updated it DIY and I'm like, yeah, but now it looks like shit There are a lot of DIY guys who make things look way shittier. I think I could take care of some bugs Yeah, that's fine Okay, is that a DIY thing though? It's still anti-DI I want to do it myself. DIY is like if you were building something. I would never build something myself

I don't think DIY applies to pest control Yeah, how bad can I fuck it up? Yeah The bugs are still there. Yeah, well you gotta get there already get the Queen Wasps have a queen. Yeah, I think you don't know you're guessing. Why would they not because they're not bees They're another animal. That's why I said totally different Species the term hornet Queen I know exists. That's a morning queen you're thinking hornet. Um, no fuck Look up a wasp so the Queen I want to know now now

I want to know because a magic card says they do I think a magic or does wasps have a queen I think they do yes. Yes, some losses have a queen these ones don't You don't fucking know I thought they were all gonna fall out of there when I shot him with the spider anti spider spray. Yeah, they didn't Ray yeah, I ordered it go to the Home Depot and ask a woman to find it for you I don't want to go all the way don't go to the Home Depot is not that far from you What do you mean don't want to drive all the way down there? It's like 10 minutes like less than 10 minutes in there online

All right anti DIY guys and your version of DIY is murdering wasps Yeah, but it's the attitude. You ever build a thing? I've ever built anything. Yeah Yeah, probably but I probably fucked it up Probably should have got a guy to build it They fuck it up, too. That's the thing I did build my big- the guys will fuck it up also and then you're paying just to blame someone else. When you hire a handyman, you're paying to him to blame him for the fuck up instead of yourself. I built my game shelf, but that was like the only big thing I've ever built.

It's not really a shelf. It looks alright. Like in the wall? Yeah, it's like the whole wall is a shelf. I've shown you a picture before. It's got all my video games on it. Oh, I didn't even notice. It's like yeah, it's like the whole wall is a shelf I've shown you a picture before it's got all my video games on it. I didn't even notice. It's on you made it Yeah, well it takes up the whole wall. It's cuz I needed maximum space For all my garbage when you start getting rid of that stuff When super killer takes off yeah, what's like a movie you're gonna have to upgrade

I'm gonna have to upgrade then move into like a big house Like a movie, you're gonna have to upgrade. I'm gonna have to upgrade. And move into like a big house. We'll see what happens. And unload all that crap. I don't know where I'm gonna put 300 lunch boxes, I'll tell you that. I'm gonna need a fucking storage unit

for all this garbage. What are you gonna do with it? They're just gonna sit in my living room, I guess, until they ship everything. It's gonna be great. Put them on top of your house. I'll put them on top of the house. That's not a bad idea. Put gonna be great. Put them on top of your house. I'll put them on top of the house. That's not a bad idea.

Put them on like a garbage bag on top of your house. You wanna play, there we go. Yeah. All right, Dick, my problem is one, which I think any creative is always worried about, is someone stealing your story. This is the idea that you got a great story to tell, you know, and-

You mean like Deadpool 3? No, but now that you bring it up, that's, you know. You gotta have a story to tell you know and a Deadpool 3 no, but now you bring it up That's you know gotta have a story. I was worried about that. Yeah, this is something you see you know might be called plagiarism Famously movies like the Terminator you know harlan ellison claim that was plagiarized He was able to get credit on that. Oh you cocksucker you're talking about me aren't you you fucking cocksucker? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I caught you. I caught you you fucking cocksucker? No no no no no no no no I caught you I caught you you're talking about fucking me. There's a long rope enough to talk about fucking me You fucker go ahead go ahead with your smug ass intro The movie fistful of dollars by Sergio Leone

Was a found to be a copy of Akira Kurosawa's That's everyone's favorite part of a story is when you go actually I heard that from a friend of mine oh wow we really that fucking totally really nailed that made this story so much more enjoyable and this is a something that I've personally experienced like Simba like the Lion King is stolen yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah why don't we go to those audio clips Oh my fucking God Who made you do this nobody made me do you up to this nobody made me do this? Let's see. What's the best order to play these in not playing them well you had a great story So why don't we hear that that would be clip one?

Which of course number one story number one great story, one. So this is a very great story. Let's hear it. This Antifa muscle dummy grabbed me and threw me into one of those anti-homeless, like concrete spheres that they have in front of Target that a woman I know thought was a magnet to keep the shopping carts to Target. I didn't know I said I know. So that was you in July of 2024. Veto was like, who fucking cares? Talking about a woman that you know.

Just say nobody wants to know actually, it's a woman that Veto knows. A woman that you know. It's a woman that Veto knows. Fought the balls in front of Target for magnets. Now that's interesting, cause I had this story on your show. Jesus Christ.

In October of 2023. So one time we were going into Target, and my girlfriend at the time was holding a sheet. interesting because I had this story on your show in October of 2023. So one time we were going into Target and my girlfriend at the time was, she said, those giant magnets are crazy. Okay. I do know her then. I mean, I know her. What? She's like, well, you know how, if you try to take your card out of the parking lot, the big magnets will prevent you from doing it.

Like if you try to push the card out, it won't go out. I'm acting surprised. Because of the magnetic giant. Because you had the same experience. I knew another woman. I knew a woman who also thought that. But for the show, I was pretending like I didn't know that. I have these funny anecdotes that I bring in and I share.

And then Dick. Oh, why don't you fucking copyright your fucking anecdote? You didn't come up with that. A woman did. Dick goes on Tommy C. And he goes, well well a funny thing happened to me and a lady I know You didn't know that you said a lady I know A lady that I heard of doesn't sound the same

Vito knows doesn't sound the same you know that's what that's a super killers written It's ten fucking pay and then it's actually is a woman. I know I'm just glad that my stories are so good that you felt the need to make them your own Congratulations. Oh my god You're on Tommy C. You want to show off a little bit you want to be the cool guy in the room It's funny that she would think that sure sorry that I stole your precious fucking story Of a woman being an idiot Well, I feel like I you know it is a good story But I clearly you liked it enough to tell it as if it were your own so that I guess is my problem pretty simple

One it's someone Stealing I don't care about people stealing my stories. I encourage them to just say Pretend that they're me say whatever you want Confusing for listeners who listen to all the shows, they're gonna go, I thought that was Vito's girlfriend, not a lady. Confusing for Reddit, you mean? That sounds like a Reddit comment. Might be confusing. Yeah.

I just wanted to clear things up for those in the audience who thought maybe there was two different women or something. No, what it was... There was two different, there is... That is a woman I know who said that Fair enough, but I'm just I just wanted people to know that is my story Dick why don't you trademark wants to retell it in a creative way? That's fine. I'll give him fast It was when I told it, you know, boom

You didn't even nobody laugh cuz I mean I knew what you're talking about. It didn't make sense You said I got attacked I got thrown in one of those things which a lady I know thought was a magnet and Tommy C went what and then he just kind of moved along. That's fine Didn't make sense. I mean that's that's enough. He tried to make it work. Anyway, it's fine, you know So it's so much of my creative output gets Taken, you know when you have so output, you get very protective of it. I'm not protective. You know, I get it.

When you have... I understand that you don't have a lot, you know, you don't have a lot of fun stories to tell. It takes you two years to produce a comic. So if you're going on a show, you need something to talk about. Take my anecdotes. That's my problem, Dick. Oakland, California, people stealing your story.

We just did a problem. DIY, anti-DIY. We just did a problem. DIY anti-spy DIY. And Cole. It's not just losses. Where's the super killer guy? It's coming. You don't have it yet? No.

It's on a boat. Yes, you'll have to wait and listen to see what the problem will be. I don't know why I said it like that. What the lady you know? Yeah. It's funny. I just thought it was funny. I was listening to the time you see your fans.

I don't know where you got that from. I don't remember it. Uh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha My buddy sent me a knife. What kind of knife? One of those Star Wars knives. Oh Fuck did I save Null's review? I got two Null clips. They have the clips on YouTube Lemon Sake does? I believe Lemon Sake does. Let's do some voicemails and Hey Dave K Viewer, I was just curious, what's the over-ender on VEW's comic ever coming out? Hmm. Ever coming out. Ever. Yeah.

Would be kinda cool if I just didn't do it at all. Well you haven't. Anyway. I do think it'd be funny if you never did it. Edge my bits on embedding sites. As I have come across. Anyway. Go fuck yourselves and yourselves and let's get... It could be like one of those classic projects, like the Beach Boys smile, you know?

Yeah. Where everybody's like, oh, the lost Beach Boys album. The difference, of course, being that the Beach Boys had prior albums to give people... Yeah. Have you ever listened to Smile? It sucks. No, I didn't Brian Wilson's if not, there's some good stuff on there Just listen to the episode where veto brought in the problem of donkey jelly and Chinese people and In a few weeks later Somebody sent in donkey jelly like yep

This is gonna turn into videos badass Bring him problems or just food that he wants to eat and then enablers. I don't want to eat Do that you're just bringing in treats My problem is donuts can you believe it so I heard that I Don't want donkey jelly. I did not bring a donkey jelly you didn't want it I want to try it cuz I like how is this kid? Why are they killing so many donkeys for this for that be real?

That does not make sense. I would go we probably don't need to kill don't just jelly But where I could be just anything's just jelly, but worse. I could eat just anything else at all. But it's magical, right? I guess, some amount. Supposed to be medicinal or something. Okay. Hey, Porky, hey Vito, Joe who joined us

five minutes late before a restaurant closes is a problem for. It's the people working at the fucking restaurant Get you know, which I brought in I worked at a restaurant like like a sit-down restaurant. Okay So you didn't listen to what I actually said wait, why'd you stop it? Because I said that on the show I'm tired of people not listening to what I said I said showing up five minutes before you close, you know Like in the movie waiting where like the whatever,

the people are upset that they, yeah, I know, I get it. You don't want to hear what he, he's just getting into his like work though. Come on. No, he works at a restaurant. I don't care. No, he's got to have something good to say because people who work in restaurants are criminals usually. I don't want to hear it. The people want to hear it though. I don't care. I'll cut it down. No, no.

Give him five seconds. You have to go in the kitchen and clean it. Do people want to hear it though? I don't care. I'll cut it down. No. No. Give me five seconds. You have to go in the kitchen and clean it. It doesn't matter if it's McDonald's or God is Five Stars. Oh my God. You have to work. I can't believe it. And when you show up five minutes before it closes.

Okay. I'm with you on that. We get it. I understand. Okay. This one you'll like. Yo. Wolverine and Deadpool is coming out today and

I Checked my email. No fucking digital super killer. Well, then you can check it close eyes. I know Oh my god, Vito. Okay. Here's the crazy thing is that everybody used to actually like me though? I don't want you to like me. I don't care. Yeah, honestly, I got the money. I don't care. Again, this parasocial... Good. You're right. It's not parasocial! You didn't give them what they bought! I don't care, and they're not getting it.

That's not parasocial! Whatever, anybody who complains from now on... They bought yeah comic Sure, I don't have it. I don't care and now the You want a parasocial relationship? No, I don't you want money for nothing I want this guy's name cuz I'm gonna take his copy of superkiller and I'm gonna rub my balls on it before I send it to him Fuck you, Vito.

Fuck you. Give me this guy's name. I'm not sending him the comic. I don't have his name. When someone calls you, you don't get their name. Retard. I'm gonna just start, all these people are complaining. I'm just not getting nothing.

Superkiller has vore mounds. That's Noel's criticism. Superkiller, I don't know, I don't care about fucking comics, but part of it got released, right? Yes. Null looked at it and Null's review is that the mouths look like vore. Cause he's mentally retarded.

The mouths are a little extra, but fuck it, vore? Vore. If you look up vore, it's fucking- No thank you. Yeah, you know what vore is, they're just looking up retards. Or, okay, Attack on Titan it's no. Thank you. Yeah, you know what more is or just look it up Richard or Okay attack on Titan kind of a funny comparison, but yeah do calm the mouths down a little bit Vito No, but I like the mouth that's no yeah You can't give me no criticism on his comic What I'm gonna do tell the artist to not How much actual criticism is there to be had? No one has this fucking problem. Anytime he's talking about Dick and Vito, he just has no fucking judgement on what's smart or funny.

Because he's retarded. Whatever fucking ammo he can find. He's just mad. He's just too bitter. He's just so good. Yeah. He's so angry. He wants to say something negative. So bad that he doesn't have judgment for what criticism to me It's embarrassing and I've been watching I've been watching mad at the internet

Forever I still do it's just every time he brings up dick or veto his IQ drops like 40 points It's embarrassing All right, uh go fuck yourself dick and veto Keep away from the kittens. It's because whenever Null's talking about us, he has to hit a grand slam of how degenerate and bad we are. If he's ever talking about us, it has to be like, yeah, because they were busted running a pedophile ring. So it can't just be like, oh yeah, I mean,

it's like a kind of a little bit of a fuck up. It has to be, this has to be bad. So everything is like, yeah, this is like, this mouth means it's like a vore pornography. The manufactured, like, hatred of, and you've been getting hit with it a lot lately, and I've seen guys, and they're like, oh, like the fact that people are now pretending to take Maddox's hit piece again too seriously, that I'm like, so you guys have just like completely gone off the rails, like everybody on the internet watched

that and said, well there's nothing fucking here. And he's going after, he's going after like Justin Wang for plagiarism to attack Dick. Like none of this makes any sense. But now guys, I saw a fucking like Matt Barr going, Oh man, I watched what those guys were saying about Dick. And I, you know, he was like a crazed fan. He's like a crazed fan. And I'm like, they can't even name, they can't name what you actually did or what I actually did. We know that you're pretending because you're upset. Yeah. We don't care. No one cares. They're laughing at you like no your fan here is laughing at you and thinks you look stupid because you obviously are

seething so hard. Well they are they are playing an eternal that's why the you mad game is the stupidest game in the world because once they start taking it seriously and they go we've got dick and veto like they're there's if you watch the show you can see at this time stamp, they're seething with anger, you know? Because they're secretly running a pedophile ring. And you can see in this comic, if you zoom in. It's like when a guy sent you an inflatable cow and I had to hear about the fact that

because you cut the head off of it or whatever you fucking did. Like the godfather. That means you're like... You send me a message. Like the Godfather, what's the head? Right. It's a joke. But they're saying you're like furious. You were so mad about it

that you cut the head off the thing. And I'm like, I came over the day it happened. It was just kind of like, hey, you see this stupid cow thing? Yeah. I cut the head off it. Also I imagine it's just kind of fun to cut the head off a thing.

I mean, it's not. I was just doing a godfather joke. Did you do it on it? Like look at this on there on the desk Yeah, look at this look at this message that Eric July sent a message comic capo. They're sending my get it I don't know man. I'm just like I'm just hurt only to participate honestly That's what people don't understand all this shit like you guys are so unfunny I have to carry everyone it's exhausting it is genuinely exhausting and Then they're like you guys are so blown out and you're like I'm too exhausted to explain to you I'm not gonna try to explain to you how not blown out I am because then you'll just say that just proves

Proves you're mad that you would explain that you're not mad. Okay. So I'll just say this guys, I'm furious at the criticisms that Null has of the mouths in my comic. It's the vore stuff, man. I'm furious. I'm dead inside. I love how he laughs at all of his own jokes on that show. They're not even his own jokes.

It's like, it's a vore mouth. That's the other thing. He didn't come up with calling's a vorm- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I flipped some of them from Superkiller, cause they were so weird. Criticisms? Yeah, like they saw an espresso machine and the guy's like, what kind of coffee machine is this? It's like, well it's an espresso machine. It's an espresso machine. It looks different from a coffee machine. It's not a coffee machine.

I can't even engage- What's this little handle? I mean, is that a pedophile, gay pedophile, trans pedophile N-word? Or what, guys? I mean, why do you need a little handle to make coffee? It's an espresso machine, it's the most popular espresso machine in the world, and they all look like that pretty much.

Every single cafe on the face of the earth has that. I know, but pedophile, pedophile, trans, N-word, pedophile? Don't you, I mean, am I ha! Am I right? Ha ha ha! Is that- See, like, I would almost think they were clever if the plan was to stack so much bullshit on top of so much bullshit that I'm exhausted. But no, it just is that they are that stupid. Which is worse. The espresso machine is fucking crazy. Yeah, saying like, oh he doesn't even-

What the fuck kind of espresso machine is this? This guy doesn't even know how to draw a coffee machine, he just invented what a machine looks like you know like it just looks like a normal espresso machine. It's probably traced I mean yeah, it's like a piece of background It's a piece. I'm sure he found a reference photo, and he said okay Here's what it looks like did you see the art that Eric July ripped off I? Again and again I get exhausted Where I go look how is this guy this stupid? How do you not understand like you don't know you can't put like licensed art in a comic book

No, you just can't do that Oh, yeah, you can draw something that looks kind of like it, but I'm pretty sure you can't just take it and put it in there I know you can't do this. This is't just take it and put it in there. No, you can't do this. This is illegal. So this is Goodying. Yeah. Um... Gooding.

Gooding. Yeah, Goodying. Not even Mike Barron can spell it right. And this is Gooding putting up the Rat Fink poster in his, like, gay... He's a gay fireman, and this is his gay firehouse. Yeah, he's decorating. Yeah, Gooding's decorating, cause like any gay guy, the first, he's decorating. Yeah, good. Yeah, good. Yeah, he's decorating cuz like any gay guy The first thing he wants to do is decorate right? And this is the rat fink poster right which is iconic even I know this poster. Yeah, everyone knows this one I don't know why Robert Crumb or no. No, it's Ed Roth. I think okay

So this yeah, yeah, I got a zoom in the next one This is what's in the comic this right here, yeah, yeah, I gotta zoom in on the next one. This is what's in the comic. This right here, right? That is a cut and paste of this. It's not a redraw or a reference. It's cut, you can even tell the flies are identical. The smoke is identical. This is a copyright violation.

So for all the takedowns and DMCA takedowns and warrants that Eric has filed, this is a copyright violation. This has already gone all the way up to appellate court. This is 100%, 100% copyright violation that he's just made $200,000 on or whatever, stealing the artwork of Ed Roth. What is it? Oh yeah, Ed Roth. There it is.

It's not licensed. It's one of these things where... So Eric's not making these comics. Let's be clear. And because, just because I know people are gonna comment, it's because the purpose of the poster in the drawing is to decorate. So by using it as decoration,

you're violating the copyright. Right, you would need to license it as decoration. In your thing. That makes legal sense to me. It just shows that Eric, again, doesn't know what's in his own books, because I don't think he even reads these comics before they go out.

Because he also had another one, he had that other image where they just took, they're just taking images off Google on the search now. Oh, that other poster! The rock poster, which also illegal. Yeah, that one's gonna be probably easier for him to get away with, because the artist isn't

known for that image. This one is not. This one is not. These guys are. There's another panel where they just needed background assets. And again, I'm thinking of my own comic where I'm like, yeah, can you draw a poster on this wall? And the guy draws a poster.

And Eric's guys, because they're just throwing this shit together, are just cutting and pasting assets from Google Image Search. Yeah. And they didn't even do it right. They put a poster on that's supposed to say rock. They took it off Google Image search and they put it backwards. So it says crock and you're like, how, how will probably get blamed for this? Look, and I'm not even saying go email the license holders of the Ed Roth foundation. I'm not saying that and I'll probably get blamed just for putting this there. You know? It is a weird-

If I were to come out and say, everybody email the Ed Roth people and say that Eric ripped off the art and that he made tons of money on it and hasn't licensed it, then they would act like I said that. You know what I mean? I'll get blamed as though I had said that when I didn't. If I came out here and said,

I'm dead serious, this isn't a bit, go email the Ed Roth estate and tell them that Eric July ripped this off, then I would understand, but I didn't say that, Vito. Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? And I'll get blamed for it, I'll get blamed for it, as though I said, go email these people

and say Eric ripped it off. I'll get blamed for it. I'll get blamed for it as though I said go email these people and say Eric ripped it off. I'll get blamed for it still can you fucking believe that? Not even in the clip you know it's fucking bullshit. I didn't say that I never said anything like that If anything I said nothing But they'll act like I said that it's so crazy. It's so crazy to me Well, what can you do? It's so fucking crazy Erickle threatens to sue me again probably even though I didn't tell anybody the email ed Roth people and say Rick ripped them off Did I did I say that no no? It's so fucking crazy people are just amped up to blame me for everything

All I can say do anything all I can say is uh you know you're not in trouble at all Yet an art director yet a script director Why don't you have somebody just read the comic and go hey? I don don't think we can legally use that. Because you had a DEI art director, that's why. Well, he probably did not recognize that image. I think it's possible that he didn't recognize that iconic poster. Why did he pick it then? Isn't that weird?

It might just be the artist is doing this stuff and not getting approval, but it is a problem when artists use images they're not supposed to. Stealing, we call that. You might as Eric might as well have stolen a bike and put it in the put it in the comic. He might he might he might he might get lucky it might be one of those I don't know what his agree. I hope he I hope he gets away with it you know because I

don't want to get blamed. You don't want to get blamed. I get it it is it is very unprofessional I don't see any other kind of get me started on his taxes Well I'm sick of getting blamed for shit. I didn't do you got to show the backwards poster You don't have that pulled up anywhere. That's somewhat somewhat. It's equally in but that's well It's just embarrassing. It's like what are you doing? I Equally, well, it's just embarrassing. It's like, what are you doing? I know Tony, I think, was posting pictures of this. Yeah, there we go.

Kato! So this is, again, and this rock poster. More ripped off art. Yeah, so you can just search for, I think at the top of it, it says something like tune in or whatever. So you search for like rock poster, tune up rock poster, you just find- You can't just copy and paste artwork that you find on the internet.

No, you absolutely have to license all this stuff. As someone who licenses images a lot, like I pay- What are you thinking, Eric? I pay to license them. I don't just use them. So yeah- You stupid fuck. And if you're gonna steal them, them why can you at least get them facing the right way? Well also the comic that fucking the Kato Institute's reading. Yeah, it's going the wrong way. Yeah See like they're a pile of shit. I know and I know the second I say this I'm gonna get shit is uh I am going through every single panel of my comic, specifically to catch stupid stuff like this.

Yeah. I don't want... You got different problems. Sure, but then I catch stuff where I go, hey, in this panel, the back of the door has this pattern on it, and in the next panel, that pattern's missing, can you add it and fix it? You're trying to eliminate these continuity errors.

I can't fucking fathom the idea of reading through my own comic and going, oh, yeah, that backwards poster that I don't own, just leave that in. That's fine. And obviously, I bet this isn't owned either, this design. This wallpaper design. Yeah, I'm sure that wallpaper design. I can't imagine you license that.

Companies will go after you for this shit. Well, you can't not pay for images. They hire lawyers on retainer. It's like a subscription fee to just monitor your intellectual property and then sue anybody who uses it. Yeah, you got to cross your t's and dot your i's. It's just bizarre. And all get blamed.

Even though I didn't say for people to email Yeah, Ed Ed Wood at gooding Whatever his fucking name is that is his name. I want to make sure I get what I didn't say right It doesn't matter the rat think guy the rat think artist No cry about it Oh, he's worse than a pedophile! He's worse than a pedophile! They're all gonna laugh at you! When I go to Dick and Vito's show, they're all gonna laugh at them! I will say that, like, Kiwi Farms has, uh, boosted my self-esteem tremendously.

Oh, yeah. Where I go, oh man, I must have done a pretty good job with this comic, because they can't even figure out what like bad to say about it Yeah, it's definitely above like the amateur level. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. That is good That's all that matters Well slightly better. You gotta be out on time too. That's well time is relative. No That kind of Not in this case. I think in this case, yeah.

No. Whatever, man. It'll be good when it's good. It's almost done. You want to ballpark it? And for those of you who, again, you should have got an email with the preview and you can read it, and I'm trimming the script down in a couple places. Oh, that's good.

Got a little wordy. You know, Stripes, you ever see that movie? Yes. The motto, get them in the military. What do you mean? The first version of that movie had all this bullshit lead up to getting them in the military. But the note was,

get them in the military, right away. Get them in. Cut all that shit out. Oh, is there like a lot of deleted scenes or something? Script. Whereeted script. Where'd you read the history of stripes? Probably a script writing book, Save the Cat or something. Not that Stripes is like a fucking comedy master, but... It's pretty good though. They do a lot of shit there.

You gotta get them in the military right away. Get him fighting a super... Get him killing a superhero right away is the point. Get it. Make it happen right away. The fight happens right away. Oh, you want to open with a dead superhero? Not open. No. Just get the action. Get it going. Get it going. What's the promise? Stripes. Comedians in the military. Get them in the fucking military. You know, there's all this deleted footage from Logan's run, which has been been lost sadly. Originally that movie opened with like a runner sequence of a guy you know chasing a guy and killing him. Yeah it would have been better actually I'm surprised that it doesn't open like

that. Kind of comes a little later. The locks for two. Coof is late and gay. Yes he is. Synthetic Shinobi for two. Thank you for not killing yourselves. Synthetic Shinobi for five. Happy 150. Thank you both for years of free content Should never be taken for granted greatest show of all time biggest problem forever shouldn't be free subscribe at patreon.com Biggest problem you should be paying for it We do greatly appreciate it the technology doesn't exist yet to take money from you if you enjoyed it That's the only reason that it's free It helps us out a lot. Thank you guys.

FR8242 for 10, kicking off August. Happy 1.50. Oh, thank you. Happy August. Coup for 2, thank you for not killing yourselves. Coup for another 2, happy 42 episodes since 108. Let's shoot for 50. So 158 is the one that matters.

Coup for 10, is there any chance of getting Patrick Melton to set up super tips for you guys like Carl's? I would love to force Al, Eric Maddox, and Noel to say I suck cock. Also play the Team Guy song, please. No, it's $20 now, Koof. I don't know what super tips are. Is that like a new super? It's like their version of a.

It's super chats that they don't lose money from, I assume. Because they don't have to give you two. Yeah, it's like 10%, and you can put AI stuff. I like the idea, but I don't know if I could do all that AI. I think, so the problem with that stuff is that it doesn't appear in the chat. So people lose out on that. Some people are like,

oh, look, my super chat is in the YouTube chat. Yeah. But it still gets read on the show, so I don't know. It could be an option. I know different people use different stuff. I just don't like the loss of control Well, I don't like the loss of 30% of the super chat money So I got out of 10 you'd rather have that 10% would be nicer

Dominic for two says hen Fr 8242 says snout For five when his dick gonna bring out the accordion he mentions in his existence months ago? Well, I found it. But it's a giant accordion. And it's not a concertina accordion. Can't you just get like a, can't you

get one of those little ones, like toy ones for 50 bucks? If someone sent me a concertina accordion, I would learn how to play it and then play it. What do those cost? Don't they have the little plastic ones? They're like 50 bucks. No, I don't want a plastic. I want a good, I'm not playing a piece of shit not okay. Somebody send dick a fancy nice accordion a concert team a little box a squeeze box

You know not cuz my accordions like this fucking big. I can't bring it down here Cole Margolin to five shout out to y'all for recommending I do a high honor Red Dead Redemption to playthrough. This game is amazing Also dick PK with you and Hutch was a top five episode. Thank you. I gotta go back on Piquet. They always keep asking me. Hazman for 10. Hazman is back, baby. I was stuck in a third world country with no internet. Got married two. Wish me luck. Love you all the show. Love the show. Big mistake. Big mistake. Congrats on your marriage to a guy Has man for two if you look fatter what happened and that doesn't even make sense because the show wasn't live when you said that So you're lying

Fr 8 2 4 2 4 10 the creators of the Star Wars holiday special want to thank you for releasing super killer They are off the hook now because it's so bad Fr with another 10 says whovevember. No that's no good. Nov- no, I don't know, we'll figure it out. Right out for 5 I hope Vito gets his comic finished by December. December, now we're talking. It's gotta be a better one than that. December? Nothing's gonna stack up to oinktober, man. Well, you still gotta have something. It's like they're all like...

They don't all have to be great. Hoggist is close. Hoggist is good. Hoggist is good. Hoggist is good. Hammuary is good. Hammuary is... Yeah, it's good.

We'll find it. We'll find it. Some boar... Boar is not as funny a word. The bacon. Do something with like the different ham, bacon... It's something. Yeah. It'll'll do till we figure out what it is Has man for two Vito got pregnant before super killers release

fr 8 to 4 to For tense is ham you are he so he got you there j-rob detailing for five euros cheers lads Cheers to j-rob detailing how you doing buddy Cole Marklin for five Vito, which I order at Wendy's please hurry I'm next in line. Well, lads. Cheers to J-Rob detailing. How you doing, buddy? Cole Marklin for Five Eato, which I order at Wendy's. Please hurry. I'm next in line. Well, you're a little behind. You know what I like from Wendy's? I like the chili and I like their baked potato. The chili?

Yeah, I like the chili. Wow. The baked potato was good. You ever get the chili? I haven't been to Wendy's in 10 years. It's just leftover hamburgers. Ugh. Whatever. They didn't, you know, they didn't use them. What'd you come in, you came in talking about food today. What were you talking about?

You came into my house talking about pizza. No, you talking about pizza. No, no, no. You were talking about food. Oh, well I did say we should go to Masa Pizza, which is a deep dish place. You had some kind of a bunch of stuff to say about food. I went to Shakey's Pizza. There it was. Yes Yeah, you had a whole fucking thing about the first time well cuz shaky's is this Here you go again. It's not just a California place, right? I don't know Okay, well, I don't know. I don't know. Well, there's no shaky's where I come from I came to California that shaky's and I've never I think one time I got brought into a shaky's I said

Well, what size how big is the large pizza? And they said eight slices. And I said that tells me nothing. Yeah, cool. What do you mean it's eight slices? And they go, well the extra large is 10 slices. I'm like, that's fucking irrelevant. It's a circle.

I can cut it into infinite slices. No, but like a slice is like the same size. No, no, a slice is not the same size. Yes it is, because if it's an extra large they like cut the slices thinner A one slice is the same no matter what the size of pizza You get the goal if you hand me if you hand me a pizza and you don't cut it. That's one slice Yeah, but no one would ever do that. So you get a you get a personal pan pizza, right? Sure four slices, right? Yeah, but it could apart when you say a personal pan, I'm assuming eight inch.

It's four slices. Maybe six. No, not six. There's no- not- a normal person does not eat a six slice pizza pizza. No, I'm saying a six inch diameter pizza. Just slices. Four slices. I don't care about the number of slices. It's irrelevant. It gives me no information. You won't even fucking engage with the thought experiment. Okay. You're such a fucking cocksucker Okay, this is why I steal your slice for slices, right? Okay, and then you get like a medium pizza to share and you eat and how many does that have like eight? This is your this is your pizza. All I'm saying is one slice of a personal pizza is about the same size as a large No pizza. It's just differently shaped.

It's just like a weird cube, a square. A slice out of a personal pan is not the same as a slice out of a 16 inch extra large. Nah, because you could eat three slices of any pizza. They're all about the same size. That's what they're going for. Fine. Let's assume that there exist very stupid people

who are able to gauge whether the size of a pizza based on other slices. Yeah, they cut it more. Okay. It's thinner. Tell me how big the pizza is, and there's a way to do that. But how many people do you have? It doesn't matter.

Yes, it does, because that's how big of a pizza you want. Tell me the diameter of the pizza, that's it. No, that's not a way that people can't use fucking diameters to figure out how much pizza they want. I can, because I'm not moronic. Because you want the whole pizza. How big is the pizza? Yeah, I'll eat the whole thing.

Because I work at Domino's, and I know the diameters of every pizza. Normal people are like, OK, I have three people, and everyone can eat like three pieces of pizza, so I need nine slices. A medium Domino's pizza, 12 inch. Large is 14. That makes no sense extra large 16 So when I think of pizza and you tell me it's a 14 I go, okay

Well, that's a Domino's large. I know how big a Domino's larges. Okay. Well, I'm telling you what everyone else thinks That's why they give you those slices. Okay. I'm just saying if you're working at the pizza place I should be able to ask you. Okay. Well, what's the diameter and I went to a Shakey's and they're like I don't fucking know. What do you mean you don't know? Just no it's a 10 inch pizza. Were you there with someone? Yeah so we left because they wouldn't tell me what the size of the pizza was. Anyway I'm gonna tell that story. I finally tried it. Shakey's has a lunch buffet. Shakey's bunch of lunch promotion which Shakey's Bunch of Lunch promotion, which some people really like.

And I said, all right, let me try it. Finally, I've been in California for like 10 years now. I said, why don't I try? I don't think I've ever, maybe I've had Shakey's Pizza at a party, I don't remember, but I said, let me try this Shakey's Pizza. And let me try this Bunch of Lunch buffet promotion.

Fucking terrible. Shakey's had it shakey sucks real bad We do I'm going to shake ease. I wanted to see I was like it's pizza. I wanted pizza That was the thing is I was like I want some pizza good pizza store I don't get a shaky well it was lunchtime. I said you know what I've always thought about going to this pizza buffet And I want to try it I did like the potatoes the mojo potatoes is like their thing, but then they just got weird shit on the buffet they got like fried chicken which sucks and Mashed potatoes and rice and I was like what is what who wants a pizza and fucking mashed potatoes and fried chicken?

What kind of people people what's the theme? Yeah, well, that's what I say. It's like a very it's very rascal It was like honestly I was thinking about if a foreigner came to America and they said like, bring me to like an authentic American eating experience. I'm like, I think this is it. I think this is it. Like a big stupid salad bar full of trash,

some pizza, some fried chicken, spaghetti, rice and mashed potatoes. And also fried potatoes. You gotta put this energy into Superkiller. No, those buffets. I'm gonna make my buffet book. Yeah, make videos. Make videos about food and stuff.

I'm not doing YouTube anymore. There's no point. You see, YouTube sucks. It just sucks. Turkey Tom's doing good. Yeah, because Turkey Tom makes these stupid endless- Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, I don't care. I don't want to make that. Oh man, is he gonna get more face tattoos? I hope so. Is he gonna get like, uh, uh, uh, Keemstar is the best? It's the end. MrBeast really is the end for MrBeast. Like, I just don't want to make that.

He's gonna get an outline of Keemstar's cock on his forehead. That'll be so funny. I've decided the only way I'll make YouTube videos is if, uh, people pay for them. That's it. I'm not gonna rely on the fucking algorithm and the ad revenue and whatever else. So you just don't want to work? No, I just- I don't want to work for no money. There's no money in it. In YouTube?

Yeah. Hmm. What about your Star Wars thing? That made a lot of money. Yeah, I would maybe do more Star Wars stuff. Yeah, make more Star Wars. Then I have to watch the acolyte, which I don't want to do. Yeah, watch the ac- you don't have to watch it. You can just say it's woke and stuff. Can you believe this dogshit? Make 20 videos about it. That's the other reason I don't want to make YouTube videos, is I make a YouTube video and then all the comments are like Oh yeah, I heard a fucking Geeks and Gamers said it was super woke and that's why I didn't watch it because I hate woke shit.

And I was like I don't want to make videos for these people. I hate these people. Yeah Fr 8 to 4 to 4 10 can help noticing how much super killer looks like cock knocker from J and silent pubs Oh, yeah, cock knocker was cool. Cock knocker was cool rec section for five I came with the original super killer verse Deadpool over underlining damnit Vito and I have to pay all the underbets Oh wait, there weren't any Fr 8 to 4 to 4 5 oink zongo brought me here. What the hell is that? I think it's a reference to my comic book. LJ clobberino for five. Dick how much to let Vito take the mouse and keyboard all episode. No none. Fr for ten I love my fraternity Semper kai-kul

kikul sound like a Jewish thing. Fr for a big $50 in the board says I need a call to prayer I need an I mom dick pronounced I mom veto you ill cursored swine I pronounce it right release charmed and Charizard Squirtle stork pecker and water lizard from Isis captivity Allah Really squirtle them Really squirtle You hear they release that see the news lightning stone see the news about the Pokemon cards what happened? They can they can put them in a cat scanner now and see what's inside every pack a lassie's all

Used to be used to be a law only one who knows when? holographic Now man take from Allah See him to pack of Pokemon card See holographic Pokemon card this very halal very halal practice of using x-ray It's bad halal is bad. Halal means good. Why do you keep fucking that up? Halal means bad against Allah. No, halal does not mean bad. Haram, great.

Haram, great. Halal is a way of preparing me. Only way to see it. Now mankind can see into Pokemon pack. I, when I was a small child, 1999, not exactly small but close. I would use power of Allah to stare into Pokemon packs. Stare into it. And see there's a hologram card. Allah hit a three out of ten.

One out of three time. Allah right telling me this pack has a hologram card in it. Very good odd. Could've just got a scale. What? You can weigh the Pokemon pack. Also, Hal hello is weighing pack that's what we did as kids with

the we went to the Pokemon vendors stall we just let us weigh all the packs you wait all the packs and then we took all the ones with the hollow wow what country are you from bad for the other kids who came along later like I don't know I can't get a fucking cocksucker you've weighed the fucking packs and The other kids came along later like I don't know I can't get a home fucking cocksucker

You've weighed the fucking packs and the new the box of good guys What a fucker What a fucking hand I didn't think about it. I don't know what a cocksucker It wasn't my scale my buddy. I was at the mall. He's like hey, man. We're doing this thing Man, what do you mean, we're doing this thing. Oh man. I said, what do you mean we're doing this thing? He said, we're weighing the packs and the heavy ones, we're buying them. And they were what, like a little bit heavier? They're a little bit, they still do that now. Like if you buy an old set up, an old pack of Pokemon, a heavy pack is like twice the

cost of a light pack because it's probably got a holo foil in there. All the packs are weighed now. Any vintage pack, they weigh it. I'm gonna paint a little, some goo on it. You could, you could put something on there to make it a little heavier. I'm gonna put some goo on it to make it heavier. I'll stick it in a little seam. Well now.

Oh, that little seam, I'll stick it in there. Now they can take the pack, because you know, people were selling, it's like a heavy pack for 500 bucks, because you might get a Charizard that's worth like two grand, right? But now you can just get a guy to run it through the cat scanner And see what there's in there just the hollow because the way the hollow is printed it can like see the difference It can see like the outline of the holographic stuff

So now we're in now any loose pack get all this amazing technology, but we still can't make women lose weight Isn't that crazy? We're working on that It's amazing technology, but we still can't make women lose weight. Isn't that crazy? We're working on that. I'm working on that. Well, I wish you good luck. Don't you have a t-shirt you're trying to sell? Oh, yeah. At my store. That was your chance to promote, but you kind of dropped the ball. Shop.dick.show.

I was supposed to stop it on Monday and then print it and ship it, but I forgot. So you could still go to shop.dick.show And get my fat get me writing a fat lady shirt. I think that I set you up for a plug Hey, you still got a shirt, right? Yep Terrible at this You on fucking pka they go dick you got anything you're proud. No, not really. See ya Let's see diamond G for 10 play, play the Vito Team Guys song. Now it's 20 bucks.

My 10 for it last oink-a-so, rude and fat. I don't believe it. FR for 10, that's unconfirmed. I can't verify it. I don't know if that's true. Diamond G is the founder of Oinktober, have been using the term, he's the primary source, respect. Diamond G for five, and we still couldn't get Superkiller

before Deadpool and Wolverine make a billion dollars. Are we gonna get Superkiller before Deadpool 3's out make a billion dollars. Are we gonna get Superkiller before Deadpool 3's out on video? No. Jerry and Coke for 50. I'm about to pass out for the night. This week was rough on me. Mmm. Wow. Fuck women. Love you, Vito and Dick. You two got me through this week. Yeah, fuck women.

Well, I'm sorry we missed an episode. Dick was sick, but we did try to make up for it with our Deadpool and Wolverine review, now available on the channel. And we'll be recording I can't you were you were messed up on that I was like out of it. I was like, yeah I don't know what it was you like a you like a drunk bum. I think it was still listenable Well, I don't know man. I go back and I listen to stuff and I'm like, yeah, it's pretty interesting I'm saying yeah, it was great. But you were like, aw, like, you're like totally out of it. Well, how do I feel this week?

You're like flat Stanley. How is this energy? It's normal. It's normal, OK. You don't think, even in the episode, you're like, am I awake? How can I wake up? You're like having a fucking weird crisis.

I was. I told you, I was having, something was wrong with my body. Having like a Dadaist crisis. I was walking around my neighbor going, how can I wake up? How can I wake up? How can I wake up? I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

You guys never just walk around at 3 a.m. and just screaming at yourself and throwing up on the street. I did accidentally take GHB and that and that happened the throwing out part. Yeah, what if I fucking hate that drug? Yeah Anyway, well, it's for parties lemon trashy for five pounds We had one day of making fun of super killer Vito was even arguing discord with us then no fucking ruined it How do they mess it up every single? I don't know Because they're not smart. They can. It's the same with all these guys. It's like

they got to swing it like they're swinging so hard. I have to like I would have to like put like a bunch of you know like you like gay stuff in it and then they can go oh I know I hate gay stuff. You should hide some of those pedophile FBI pedophile symbols in there. There are jokes that they should be offended by. Like when the script went out, I'm like, there's jokes. Put Null in there. Make him like a bad guy.

Make him like a pedophile. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I Guess you're wondering what happened to the lawsuit money Poor no Lawrence Devaney for two says above above above above above above above doc Nick for ten the first part of superkiller was Funny, I hope the second part is even better No, we actually have the second and third part full three hours parts all set up Yeah, everyone loves it. You know yeah, we're all going the rest of it's bad We're getting ready for the road trip and then the second and third part of anything is like fuck We've been on the road for way too. No, it's gonna be great. I hope the second part is even better I hope you have a hidden TBF in there somewhere. Thanks for not killing yourselves black angus reviews for Tuesday I will kill myself that this show ever ends. Let's

fucking go Straturgy for, imagine opening YouTube last Friday at 9 p.m. to watch Viet's G and Master Dicks, but it said we get sick Masterson and a channel mod chucks dicks in my ass. Nobody wants that. I was gonna stream games or something, but my microphone was broken.

Thank God. Otherwise we could've hung out, played some games, chilled out. Michael Bruce Solosus for two, Vito, what's the best food to order at Domino's? Christ, for two bucks you're gonna get like a 30 minute. Domino's makes a good deep dish pizza. I would get a deep dish pizza with light sauce. I think the sauce is too sugary.

Light sauce, extra cheese and pepperoni. I also would say they actually have pretty good chicken wings, but you gotta get them double cooked. If they go through the oven twice, it's the best chicken wings you've ever had. If they go through the oven once, they're rubbery, shitty garbage. Wow, really?

Yeah, because everything goes through the exact same conveyor belt oven. So it's not like the wings are being cooked at some precise temperature for the right amount of time. It's the same amount of time to cook a thing. Everything on the Domino's menu is designed for, put it through an oven for 10 minutes, and at the end it has to be cooked already.

Nothing is cooked in like a special way. That's why when they go like, we have brownies now, and it's like, why do you have brownies now? Because we figured out it only takes 10 minutes to cook it, and it goes through the conveyor oven. What about our pasta? Fuck it, we can put it through the conveyor oven. It's all the exact same thing.

God, gross. But that's why their wings fucking suck is because 10 minutes is not long enough to get a good fucking outer crisp on those wings. Okay. If you put them through again, double cooked, perfect. Geeks for five was hoping the super killer pageants would be different, AKA better than the leaked script.

Bex backstory and monologuing killed the pacing big time. Well, what are you gonna do? Geeks for two, three pages a week is way too slow for art that quality. Okay. Black Crimson for five Australian, thanks for the snacks and thanks for not killing yourselves. You're welcome.

So Tertiary for five, imagine opening up a fresh new comic when you get to the third page, it chucks a third of a dicks in my ass. Yeah. Nobody wants that. Nobody wants a third of a dick in. Yeah. Nobody wants that if he's a dicks. Nobody wants a third of a dick in your ass. Give me the whole thing. Steve for two, hi all, heat leer.

Mike Hunt for 10 Australian, everyone's first comic usually sucks. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac was an Edge Lord University comic that became an Edge Lord Indie comic and it led to a hit cartoon on Nickelodeon, Keep Going Veto. So Terjorie for two, Tony is a head of the game. Oh.

Here's Mint Salad for $50 saying, tune in for Cannon's Sake.Live next Friday at 4 p.m. Oh. Right before this show. Okay. For a Preview vs. Preview review special stream pitting Veto's Superkiller up against EVS's Fearsome to see what a better summer preview release. So, who has the better comic? Cannon's Saked Out Live before this show leading into it.

That's great. That makes sense. Does make sense. There should be an after show. A seasoned comic pro is 20 years of experience working for DC Comics up against a guy who's giving it his all. I think EVS probably gets the W. You do act like you're that caliber though.

Like you're dismissive of people and you don't care about deadlines and stuff. There's no deadline. There is no deadline. I mean what do you want? The comic is done when it's done, that's it. No. You gotta say a deadline and then it's done. that's it. No. You've got to say a deadline and then it's done. Otherwise it's never done. OK. It'll be out in 2030. How's that?

Matt Partizinsky for 10. All these little cows just blend together. Noel is a Maddox. Steel Toe is a Boogie. And Eric July is a Nick. Rackets. Nick Rackets. Ryan Long for 10.

Thank you, Dick, for pressuring Vito into releasing part of the comic. Vito, the font looks shitty, and I thought it was in color otherwise good. What do you mean the font looks shitty? It does look kind of weird. Well, is it the line spacing? Because I was going to give the guy a note on that. Too many words.

Too many words, but are the lines too far apart? Because I was going to send the letterer a message and be like, Hey, I think you got the tracking set to intent. You got to cut out like every other word. I'm doing that. But that to cut out every other word. I'm doing that. But that's not the font looking weird. Send me a message telling me why you think the font looks shitty.

The font looks a little weird. What does that mean? What do you mean? It's like a little like, mm, what's going on? That's not helpful. Is this a sentence or what? What's happening here? Are the letters too close together? Freaking me out. I think it's like a guy. I thought it's like a speech bubble

But then it's I think it's like a guy coming out of there. This is the first time anyone said anything about the font It's fucking the font is a little messed up How? You think it's a guy? The font looks like a guy? I think I'm supposed to be reading a guy. What the fuck are you talking about? I think I'm supposed to be reading what a guy's saying, but then I'm like, is it a guy in the font? All right, I'm just gonna... It's a little weird. DJK367 for 10. Firm handshake to all the pitos in the chat. Spencer Pfeiffer for 5.

Why don't you have a seat is the same as firm handshakes for pedophiles now. Kind of is. You know? Firm handshakes. Happy 150 to you, Spencer. Fog Horror for five, thank you. For another five, he says, Vito, you're my best friend. I agree. Why did he put all those periods? Eat for five.

Vito, oink for him. Stay focused on making Superkiller better and make more than one issue. Abandon the magazine. There is no magazine. You got to get more issues out, though, man. You got to get more out. You got to build up some hype. You gotta build back the hype.

What do you- what- You gotta build back up the hype though! It's like every episode is just at this point You gotta do this! You gotta do this! You gotta do this! Cause you're late! Cause you're fucking late! Of the comic! I don't care! I don't care! I'm done caring all right. I'm happy. I'm happy That's it. I'm gonna be happy. Yeah, you're gonna be I'm not gonna focus on Negative bullshit, I'm just gonna whatever and the Deadpool review you were talking about like how it's like a culmination of failure over 10 years And like it's your last chance, but then I'm getting a lot of messages from people saying they liked it. And I'm like, okay, well, those are trolls. Okay.

Okay. I think I know what I gotta do to make it great. And I think it's gonna be pretty great. It's better than I some, and that's all that matters. Turkey sandwich for 10. I remember you guys recently throwing around the idea of another live show. If you do one in Phoenix, my band can open for you.

Oh. Oh, wow. Your band can open for you. Oh Wow your band can open for you such a big shot It's a nice offer My band can open for you is it good who cares he's saying it will do it And you're like shit. That's gonna move the needle different than your comic. All right. Hey check out my comic We're planning a live show I go we should do one of Phoenix isn't that guy's band will open for us the best part. Yeah You know, you know whenever somebody comes in a live show They go my favorite part was the live music some of the bands have been pretty funny that were eggy played egg white played

Well, anyway turkey sandwich. I'm just busting balls. I'm sure your band is great Well anyway, Turkey Sandwich, I'm just busting balls. I'm sure your band is great. Geep for 20, if the Destiny show you go on is anything else, I think that is what you're going on, then it's a mostly comedy show where you and Destiny will probably have a fun time riffing on Dan and arguing about random internet news. If it's Bridges, it will be more serious.

I assume it's not a serious show. I'm not a serious person. I saw Destiny watched you on PKA. I don't know exactly what he said. Oh, he did? Yeah, he was watching your appearance. I saw I saw a clip of him laughing at something. I said yeah Well, you did something about women's weights. I think he oh yeah destiny The average woman is this way it doesn't have me please tell me that's not true, and then you looked it up Yeah, you got all the best he lives in a bubble my confide by Australian blazing saddles was silly moving the plot made sense You couldn't make that movie today. Yeah, you got all the facts. That's thing lives in a bubble. Mike Hunt for Five Australian. Blazing Saddles was a silly movie and the plot made sense.

You couldn't make that movie today. Yeah, exactly. The plot has to make sense no matter what's happening. I agree. It's very easy to do. TBF for Five, Vito, what laundry service do you use? I need to post a yelp and warn people from having their clothes contaminated

by your stink particles. Gross, P.U. Ashen for Seven Canadian. Richard, unlock, unblock Edge edge boy. No he's gone. I don't know he's done He's the guy that did the fake stock thing oh yeah You've tricked you fucking cocks Steve for ten go to Lowe's and ask a woman employee where the left-handed hammers are they bust out the phone And start searching the app same thing if you ask for a pipe stretcher or a board straightener. Yeah, the left-handed hammer is one that's fine.

Mr. Poopsnarkle for two says, "'Cummies.'" Pineappleman for five, wonderful job, Vito, super killer, was awesome. Best thing since sliced bread, life-changing, my fave, groundbreaking. I'll try to read it sometime. Cool.

Excellent rip-a-se fan impression there. Austin Dix for two, we oink at you weekly. How could null hurt you? That's an excellent point. Just Ivan for 10 Australian. Deadpool 3 suck because meta humor is overdone and boring as plots about the multiverse. Any writer leaning on those things

should add stink lines to their self insert. Lots of stink lines. Good old meta humor. Geeks for two, Michael Phelps the frog mutant. Got me good. That's not even a joke. That's just true. Austin Nicks for five, men invading female spaces

that were created by women invading male spaces. What's the problem? What's the problem, officer? Jokes are funny. Johnny Rocket for 10, can't believe Vito was right about Mr. Beast and his child not so friendly friend Can we see the null tape asks Johnny rocket? Oh, yeah

Let me I gotta go on I'll find it at the end Utah Bays are made in for five never thought I'd see the day when dick complains about men on the women making in the internet Making women cry well, I mean Just let it go. Who cares? Because you're making like the ugly ones cry to impress the pretty ones. I don't like that. Oh, you're also making the ones cry that, well, she was already, one of them was already crying.

She didn't make her cry. Actually, it's simping for the one who was crying right he lost. Yes, they're making women cry yes but they're doing it to simp for other women so it's a net negative. It's net simpary. It's net cuckery. You know? I can follow that logic. Yeah. Warned for two Mr. Beast is as honest as Vito is thin oink oink. Jehado Bach for five. Allah, curse the Deadpool for making bye, bye, bye a thing again. That is the song that they were dancing to.

That I could not remember the name of. Austin Nicks for two. Vito the, okay. Black Angus Rouse for five. You should read Mike Barron's opening Thank You from Gooding. DM'd you Vito. I think it shows the very high literary bar

you'll never hit at the rip- the rip of verse Yeah, I was reading Does everyone who works on a comic at the rivers have to like suck Eric's cock for a page? What the fuck is that? Yeah, so every one of these comments are giving an Oscar speech for him. Yeah it's like if every time you open a Marvel comic there was a Big page talking about how great Stan Lee is Except Eric July is way worse than Stan Lee. Except he's not famous. Yeah, so like these guys-

And he's hiring famous guys to like write a page reviewing him. And what is he- It's fucking weird. Does he just say, hey, do you want to write a foreword? And then for no reason, Mike Barron goes like, you know, when I saw that Eric Jalai was reprieved, I was so inspired. He was like comparing him to like- As black as he is, he's blacker on the inside and that's what I love the most about him.

He was like comparing him to like historical- Was he comparing him to like Roman figures or something? Let's read it. Does somebody have the Mike Baron thing? He says he sent it to me- let me see if I can send it to you, not on the screen. Somebody probably posted it in the- Yeah, posted in the screen. Bum bum da da da da. Somebody probably posted it in the Discord. Yeah, posted it in the Discord, the Mike Barron intro to Gooding.

And the comic is just Gooding getting bullied by kids in school. I was told that it doesn't even, like it ends kind of on a cliffhanger kind of thing. And his nemesis is Cakefart, the guy's name is? Yeah. Is that right? So it's just like a guy will make the way they promoted it made it sound like yeah again a bully a bully from his school And then years later, they're fighting about it

oh Yeah, they're doing that see I'm already getting blamed for the okay. Here's here's Null Reviews Superkiller. Yes. Alright, we'll watch that. Mm-hmm. He's talking faster. No. Is he? Yeah. Somebody post the, yeah, here we go.

Anus Reviews. It's not his name. It's Black Angus Reviews. Black Angus Reviews. Is he black? Is he a black guy? Well, Black Angus is that steakhouse. Yeah, but is he black? I don't know sir. Well, you gotta know All right

Okay, is this on the screen? Weird I didn't I didn't know who Eric July was until he burst forth one day like Athena Out of Zeus's skull. Is that a good comparison to make? Is he fucking with him? Is Mike Baron fucking with Eric? No, if you compare me to Athena bursting out of Zeus's skull like a cum shot, I would be insulted. Only Eric wasn't just Athena, he was Hermes,

another gay ass guy who first realized we needed a new publisher. I mean God and Told Hephaestus to split open Zeus's skull so that Athena might be born He's fucking with him Eric was all these he's fucking with him big time Why though in what why for what purpose because Eric is a talentless idiot, and he knows it But this is insane what he's saying Insanity Yeah, Eric was all these Greek gods rolled into one rip a verse was his Athena. I want to say he's doing a bit

Something went wrong with the us something supposed to be the US No, it says us. Something went wrong with the us. But then it's talking about... Okay. Something horrendous, which had caused it to shatter and reform as seven different countries, each consumed with their own survival and no longer wanting a union. Yet there was a New York...

Yet there was a new city, Florist Park in Texas. A brand new city, barely 50 years old, but fully grown despite its age. He's fucking with him, man. I can't make any sense of this. He's retelling this like a retard told him this. I don't understand what this is. With a flourishing tech industry,

such as Projectsys and Goodying, spelled incorrectly, industries, a vibrant downtown, and presumably some rundown sections. There was also a new development, accepts. That's what Eric calls the superhumans he created. They're not superheroes. Perhaps that term died with the United States. Some accepts did good, others not so much.

I swear to God he's fucking with them. Perhaps that term died with the United States. That's sarcastic I know a real sarcastic fucker when I read one ISOM was the first among them. His real name is Avery Sillman and he has a past. They all have pasts To which Eric hinted in the first two issues He fanned his characters like a poker player with a winning hand. Aside from Isom, there was AlphaCore, the first except team-up group, Darren Fontano, an old friend of Avery's and a nightclub owner,

the mysterious Yaira, an even more mysterious Bloodruth who rides around on a dragon, and of course the tech genius Goodying. who rides around on a dragon, and of course the tech genius Goodying. I saw my old pal Chuck writing a new book. I called Eric up and asked if I could write for the Rippaverse, and he said yes. He asked me to write, this is like old retiring comic book welfare. These guys just hit him up like social security. He asked me to write a book about Goodying. He didn't have a first name, so I called him Cato, who composed the first history

of Rome. Cato was for pointing to another nation, posed to wipe Rome off the map. Carthage must be destroyed, he told the Roman Senate over and over again. They failed to destroy Carthage, so Hannibal brought Carthage to them. Gooding, the polymath, traces the visionary's life from grade school through high school, college, his first gig at a big tech firm, and finally busting loose from the controls of others to founding his own business. I also trace the progress of the man who would become his nemesis, Ronald Hodges, a high school bully who embarks on a path to reinvent himself as the master criminal Splatterpus. Can I make the point that this comes before the comic, right?

No, this is the comic. The comic is him being a little boy. But I'm saying, so before you read the story, you read this, where he explains what's gonna happen in the story. Yeah. Why is he doing that? Because Eric makes people do this. But that's insane, right? Like that would be like going into Star Wars and like the opening crawl says in this movie he's gonna find out Darth Vader's his father. Yeah and he learns he goes to Dagobah to meet Yowda. The forward for the book usually George Lucas wanted it to summarize what the plot of the book is

going to be because he had to fill space. I guess my editors, the movie making Saskia sisters approved. Eric encouraged me to think up more characters. So I did. I wish I could tell you about them, but those damn NDAs, oh god man. Happy to be here, grateful for the opportunity, Mike Barron. Did he like not want to write this? No one would ever want to work for Eric. No one would ever want to write for this stupid universe. If I'm Eric and I'm like, you know, not a dummy and Mike Barron goes, here's my foreword, I go, well, he just kind of told everybody what's going to happen in the comics. He can get rid of that part.

Like the part where his high school bully is going to become a villain. That seems like that could be like a cool reveal for later. Why is he called Splatterpuss? No male villains last like the last should be puss of any sort. Splatter puss? Splatter puss. I'm like, okay, is it a lady who like shoots fucking goo out of the jade? Apparently not.

I can't wrap my head around it. See, like there's there's stupid and then there's stupid on a level of like I can't with them fucking comprehend it. And it's just like, that's the rip-a-verse Where I go did he did he put the poster backwards to break my brain? That's why I'm telling people that's why I haven't been telling people to report him to the ed Fucking thing agency or whatever it was. Yeah. All right. There you go. Did he put the poster backwards? Just is it gonna be one of those things where he goes?

Oh, I knew if I put that posted backwards all you dummies would jump over yourselves to yeah, cuz I don't get it It's just it's yeah, cuz it's a fucker words. It's actually a mirror That's right in the right spot to reflect the poster that's such an easy fix You just one person reads the comic once and you go. Oh, yeah, I had a couple notes just flip that poster So it's facing the right way Anyway Yeah, I had a couple notes. Just flip that poster so it's facing the right way. Anyway. Maybe no, but the other- he has people in the company who can read the comic. You get everybody in the company goes, Hey, everybody go through it.

You know, just proofread it. We need one proofread and we want to make sure we catch any mistakes. Athena. Eric is every Greek god for some reason. The lady ones though. I mean, maybe Mike Barron's a genius and he goes this is gonna get me another book if Eric Eric loves having he's Athena and Elektra. I'm sure Eric loves and having his ego stroked by all these comics guys All these old white guys. Yeah, right fucks his wife. He's like, yeah Today my baron told me no today. Mike Baron told me to tell me I'm a fighter. Mike.

Ben told me I'm a, that's like a shout out. A fucking head man. Talk about who? Festus. Yeah. He said he's saying that's a kind of call. We gotta do something about fucking Carthage and I fucking hate Carthage. Yeah. Hannibal like from the 18 took down Carthage. Can you make a face like the Soska sisters so I can come? You mean like this? I'll cast a magical spell on you to cut your dick off and turn you into a little boy. They are very witch looking. Black Angus for five, oh we did that, thank

you. Mad Rafe for five, intersex people aren't men or women, they're intersex. Saying arguments about that are impossible because R-S-O-R-slurs destroyed the meaning of gender categories. Uh, no, it's a woman. Rev for five, Veto's so precious about how kids spend money using their mom's credit cards. I don't think Vegas for two. Everyone gets three strikes, trans get at least four, Veto. Mm. Terry Hestacles for five you are mr. beast rabbit hole is deeper than people think hashtag investigate Carl Oh interesting there's a pirate five only super chatting to make veto say I block people

on Twitter yeah okay awesome next or two Rackon is not Dom a piece but you block that guy just saying yeah I block a lot of people on Twitter now saying how much what they go cuz ex-pedo cuz I go I go like What is the thing recently? I don't know. I'll like tweet some thing It'll be like a news story Someone goes good. It is it's it's sus that you like retweet these things I you know what else is sus you not fucking ever talking to me again shot stop You not fucking ever talking to me again. Stop stop

Hear about oh, why would you why would you talk about that? I don't know what you're talking about that man Oh, yeah, you guys talk about pedophiles every two fucking seconds every fucking day. There's some new Shit Tyson guy though. I was lady. I mean well. I just again. I don't I think you wanted him You wanted her to be innocent Because it hurts your team. No, it doesn't hurt my team. That's not my time Mmm, it does it is though. I think when I think it eventually what came out I was like, yeah, that is inappropriate and they need to answer for them answer what? You know, you can't have a discord server with you know, there's miners in there and be like posting pornography What are they gonna answer though?

What do you mean? Like they have to explain it? No, but I'm saying you've lost your ability to be a public beloved figure at that point. Takes the time off. Probably shouldn't be having access to her kids, right? To her kids? You want to take her kids away?

Give them to the mom. No, no, I'm not saying that. Why not? Because there's no evidence that they were trying to harm children. Giving kids pornography. Yeah. Calling them daddy? No look yeah I get it it's all very suspicious and if something comes out you can go yeah well all the clues are there. What else is going to come out? A kid saying Chris tried to fuck me at a comic con or whatever the fuck you know. You think it has to go as far as trying to fuck me at a comic con or whatever the fuck, you know? You think it has to go as far as trying to fuck to be inappropriate? I think no it wasn't appropriate. I already said it's inappropriate. I agree with you

Yeah You just want me to agree with you more and say she was trying to fuck those kids Hmm. Yeah. Well, I can say there's a chance she was trying to fuck those kids okay there's a chance non-zero non-zero percent chance I'll give you 2% 2% how much of a percent do you want 100 were you you're at a hundred percent she was trying to fuck kids I don't believe that well they're not kids. 13 year olds are kids. It's like horny, nah it's horny young guys. Maybe, I don't know. There's a lot of that in the homosexual community and it's a problem. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. What do you mean whoa? Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Why are you dumping gay guys into it?

There's a lot of that in this fucking straight community too. No, not as much. Oh, yes there is! It is. Straight guys have been trying to fuck teenage girls since the beginning of fucking time. But it is way more- We're a bunch of fucking creeps. It is way more normalized in the gay community, this idea that like, Oh yeah, there's just, you know, 16 year olds on Grindr, and they're just horny guys,

so it's okay, it's not a big deal. I don't know about that. It's way different when it's women, okay? When it comes to like... It's worse! What do you mean it's worse? But I'm saying... It's worse!

I just don't know what you mean. What do you mean it's worse? It's worse when it happens to young women. It's... sure! But that's exactly why it's enabled in the gay space, is saying, yeah, well when it happens to a woman, it's awful. But if there's a gay 16-year-old guy who wants to shack up with his older boyfriend ah what are you gonna do now what are you gonna do well I'm just saying I can't stop this little

fucker my back is fucked yeah I'm not gonna stop this young little this little twink from going out there and coming his brains out so when I say it's a bigger problem in the gay community I guess I'm saying it's a more common problem in the gay community how's that a different problem it's a different problem in the gay community. I guess I'm saying it's a more common problem in the gay community How's a different problem? It's a different problem still a problem Let's see Kenny for 20 20 it's No, you're a you're a cent short. He's on iOS. He does he can't the people should have given fucking

2099 then I don't know if that's how it shows It probably shows his 20 and then charge. I said it was 20 bucks Team guy song not fucking then then what then it's 899 299 then just play it for anything. It's $20 not $19.99 Kenny. I'm sorry you got shafted that is not fair You do not respect the customer It's 18 not 17 years and 364 days It's Dick's soundboard so I have nothing to do with it Ultra water for five Canadian welcome back gay charts thank you

Austin Nix for two Vito is afraid of Rittenhouse no idea why Why are you afraid of Rittenhouse? I have no idea what he's talking about Don't trust anyone for five biggest problems people who are on your side who are absolute idiots There's been a lot of that. Awesindex for two, the right groomed Rittenhouse. Yeah, they did. Then graped him They've lured him in. DiamondG for ten says this is my second ten dollar super chat tonight to cover the hundred percent price increase What am I, fucking calendar man over here that I remember everybody's name fucking the accountant over here I don't fucking know you somebody could be impersonating diamond G

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And he was. Well yeah, you're like, you got fucking. The Vance pick is just so offensive. It's very bizarre. J by Hop for five, gay team guy. The gentleman sausage for five. Here's, he's an SP. So he's fair game until he gets audited again

before he can create PTS's. Yeah, it's a scientist operatives are on their way Mr. Drunk up for 10 was veto sick with the swine flu oink oink JK love you veto play gay team guy off by 10 But hot dangle fourth for 15 Canadians says 50 Canadian for the gay team guys song. It's 20 bucks Were you guys not listening I mean What's the exchange rate on Canadian money less? Awesome next to it like a dollar 50 says Kamala should run a temple of doom heart pull ad I don't enjoy that be funny fr for 20 says from the crew of the Star Wars Galactic Star Cruiser Thank you Vito for releasing super killer when you did so we can now escape while they focus on you

Oh, that's Star Cruiser stuff fucking Jenny Nicholson for releasing Superkiller when you did, so we can now escape while they focus on you. Oh. That Star Cruiser stuff. Fucking Jenny Nicholson ruined that whole chapter. Who's that? That bitch, that's fucking cunt. Oh. That's fucking slut, that's fucking whore.

Wow. Fucking slag. Who is that? Is she hot? Her friend tried to me too, me. You haven't heard this story? No. Alright, so I made this video where I went to, you know I like Battle Angel Alita, and they had that movie that came out a couple years ago?

Yeah. So I went to a LA pop-up experience, it was a Battle Angel pop-up experience. Okay. You compete in like little games, like you go around this warehouse and they dress up. If dress woman goes to that and gets molested that's on her like this is I wish I wish I had done something for the amount of like fucking jeopardy. Yeah, okay So I go to this thing and they randomly pair you up with these people and I ended up paired up with Jenny Nicholson Who's a huge youtuber with like millions of fucking subscribers? And I'm like and I did not ask to be paired up with her and her friends, but they're like,

we're pairing you up. You slipped them 20 bucks. I should have went back to the thing and said, please don't put me on the team with the three. Wait, really? Let me look at her. I made a whole video of it. You can watch me hanging out with- Jenny Nicholson?

Yeah, Jenny Nicholson. She's a fucking cunt. This girl? Yeah, I hope she dies in a fire. Oh! No, that's- Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo! No, no, in Minecraft, in Minecraft. The fire of herpes. Yeah, I hope she dies in a fire No, no in Minecraft and fire of herpes

All right, she's one of these like you had nice tits. She's what no she doesn't she's one of these like geek girls He's like fun and harmless, and I just like I just like my little pony and boogie Okay, fine, so I use tits wait a minute wait a minute. What you know you're saying. She doesn't have nice tits there What is she's like come on? That's those are big like four foot eight. She's like a Wow I think part of the appeal is that she looks like an eternal child. So pedophiles enjoy her content Her face looks old. She has an old face and it but these tits Mama, so we go to this thing and I'm on this team with her like stained her shirt Mama so we go to this thing and I'm on this team with her like stained her shirt Okay, keep going this is back when I was nice too I used to be a nice guy and then all these women just are the worst you

And they're so almost right size. I was there with my camera and I was like I'm gonna film this for my channel It's a fun battle angel thing and I wanted to film it and I'm like are you guys okay if I film it? Yeah, that's totally cool. We're filming as well Cuz we're you yeah people are And they just zoomed in right at the end. And then I zoomed in on their big fat tits and they had a big problem with it. No. So there was a certain part of the event

where there was like a thing and the challenge, well, again, you're winning points and you're competing against other teams. Whatever team gets the most points wins at the end of it. And the challenge was they had a pressure plate and the pressure plate keeps track of how many times you stepped on it. And they said, okay, you have one minute

to run in place on this pressure plate, and the number of steps that you get, that's your point total, right? And that was the dumb, stupid game that they invented for the thing. So this dumb bitch. You just have to sit there like a Rick and Morty thing? Well, you had to actually run.

You had to run in place on this stupid thing. And there's a girl, what's her name, Bailey, I think. She was like, oh, I'll do it, it'll be fun. Oh, I wanna run on the thing. That was her Bailey? I think she was like, oh, I'll do it. It'll be fun It was her friend. Yeah, I was a friend who is there either so her friends running on the thing And I'm there and I'm recording a stupid little vlog because this is the point in YouTube where I'm like, oh, I'll make vlogs Should I do whatever place? I guess I don't even know so she's running on this fucking thing I get the footage of it and then I go Okay, cool

And I go home and I edit together my Battle Angel Elite video, and I go, here's all the fun we had, and here's all the events we did. And then I send it to her, and I go, oh, I edited that thing together, you know, I think it was pretty funny, here you go. And she goes, why'd you get all those creep shots in my feet? For an event where you're supposed to be hitting

a pad with your feet? And I said, I don't know what you're talking about. She says, kind of seems like you were zooming in on my feet a lot. And I'm like, well, I don't know what you're talking about. She says, kind of seems like you were zooming in on my feet a lot. And I'm like, well, I wasn't. I was just getting footage of the thing where you were running. And when someone's running, their feet are usually part of it. And I, what the?

Like, it was like one of these things where I just like, I didn't know. I was like. I was trying to get the camera away from your face, because it looks so old. I was like, do you want me to edit out? I'm because it looks so I was like do you want me to edit out? I'm like I guess I could go into YouTube and like edit out you running. She's like yeah You know what I guess it's okay, but whatever and then like months later I got into like a fight with Vash or something on Twitter Oh, and then Jenny Nicholson in this fucking bitch consent whatever yeah

Probably and then Jenny Nicholson and whatever show up up and they go yeah that video guy's a bad guy We went to this battle angel Alita thing and he like creeped on her feet and it was like clear He was like zooming in and I'm like what the fuck are you guys talking about? This is fucking nuts Don't you wish you could do like a redo of healer on her I Mean go back in time. Okay, if I mean go back in time. Okay, if I could go back in time, here's what I would have went. I would have went to whoever was in charge of the event and said don't put me on a team with women. They're all fucking insane.

I want nothing to do with them. I don't want to yeah, and you know what the worst part is. We won. You didn't get her tits. We won the fucking event. That's the worst part. What'd you win? I got I got like a battle angelita like like coin that you can only like a metal coin

You can only get it's actually like kind of a cool thing okay? And we won because I cuz they're dumb stomping cuz they're dumb cunts And it's like the end of it was like a truck stop like a truck weigh-in That's why you at the end of it. They had a thing it was like okay. Here's the final event You can bet your points. And they're like, let's not bet too many of our points because we don't want to lose our points. Are you guys retarded? What are you talking about? Bet every single point. There's no reason not to either we win or we don't. Like I had to convince women like basic game

theory. Yeah. Like clearly we have to bet all our points. Everybody has basically the same amount of points at this point. And if anybody else doubles up, yeah, we have to bet all our points everybody has basically the same amount of points at this point And if anybody else doubles up yeah, we bet them all and then we won. Oh man. I can't believe she said that what a bitch No, it was mostly her friend. It was like I was her friend What was that boy's her friend that girl who was running this Bailey girl or whatever it was her feet What did Jenny say Jenny just kind of like chimed in was was like, yeah, that Vito guy's a bad guy. He like, whatever. He's like,

cause I- That fucking bitch. Okay, what happened was that I didn't get the footage of the final thing. I did that like classic thing where like- Her feet probably stink. Basically, Jenny Nicholson at the thing. I said, hey, I didn't get the final footage,

but I know you're like recording. Would it be cool if I just got that final like 10 minutes of us like winning or whatever. She's like, yeah cool. Here's my email like just hit me up Whatever and then for like a week. I was like, hey, I can't finish this video without that footage Can I get it? She's like completely ghosted me I'm like, oh she probably like went on YouTube and decided I'm one of these quartering guys and she doesn't want to be associated with Me blah blah blah. Her friends probably upset that you didn't't fuck her What I know about women is that's usually why? It's just one of those things where You're just trying to be a fun just trying to get footage of a lady's foot so I can jerk off later thinking about her hot feet

Everyone jack off and come on pictures of Jenny Nicholson and her friend. That's what they're gonna act like. They're gonna act like I'm saying that. That's what, yeah. And I'm not. We're not saying that. They're gonna act like I'm saying, print it out, put it on your phone. It's one of these things where it's like, again, and Jenny Nicholson has a million subscribers, she makes like 60-

She can do whatever she wants. She makes $60,000 a month on Patreon how come you don't make that much cuz I'm not again a little fucking nerd Libertarian yeah ugly face money at a big fat white guy It's not a thing that happens. Yeah, let's Jack black ugly face big tits if I could if I know nerd that's it It's a Jenny Nicholson and her you know I'm sorry that happened to you They big-legged me they big-legged me and they tried to me to me Did you jack off to the video that you shot now? I did cuz I felt like I at least she earned it

Yeah, I've earned it at that point. I wasn't going to otherwise But I'm like, you know what? You're right. This is I did get great footage of your fucking cunt feet you piece of shit You're right this I did get great footage of your fucking cunt feet you piece of shit I've given up on being a good guy. I don't care anymore. I hate all these fucking people Austin extra two So you got your car back cleaner than you lost it? Yeah without all the parts in it black crimson for 10 Australian RIP car Vito. Yeah, I did have an RIP car Austin extra five I saw a Mexican buy non-alcoholic beer today. Please explain because I don't understand. Nah, that was a Persian that you saw. Austin Nix for two, white liberal art communes that burn down art arts.

That is art. I would have liked to see pictures of all the fucking burnt liberals and things. People dying. I can't find the way to the exit! I just wanted an electronic noise show! Where's the exit? I just wanted to smoke fucking hookah and... Okay.

It's past the piano. There's two pianos. Did I go the wrong way? I just wanted an electronic noise show! Where's the exit? I just wanted to smoke fuckin' hookah and... Okay. It's past the piano! There's two pianos! Did I go the wrong way? AHHHHH! Go under the bead curtain! It's all bead curtains! It's nothing but bead curtains!

I tangled up in the beads! AHHHHH! Anyway. 2-4 here for 5, you know what's so nice to see? The Olympics opening with that golden halo. I get him On the fat tranny at the thing Austin Dix for two

No that was a lady Biggest problem in Oakland is team guys Stone Cold Flea for two Vito fought Oakland was Oinkland Steve for two Happy Pockets Welcome to Oinkland, California That's why I moved there

Clipsaw for two pounds, get Tim on the show. Who? Tim Poole. Warren for two, Vito really oinked up that comic. Belly like jelly. Oinked up the comic. Do four or five Canadian dicks, spray them late at night or early in the morning with Wasp spray.

It could also work against anti-DIY girlfriends. All right, I'll try it. Austin Nix for two, don't fret, Vito, birds aren't real. The locks for 10, congratulations'll try it. Austin Nix for two, don't fret Vito, birds aren't real. The locks for ten, congratulations on 150 episodes. Thank you Tubby for putting up with our bullying. Thanks. You guys gotta get it out of your system, otherwise you might kill some people. Straturgy for five, imagine Vito's trying to save a bird from a bookcase.

When he tries to rock it, it rocks dicks in my ass. Nobody wants that dicks and vids, nobody wants that. Austin Nix for two. And then Mike Barrett's like, And thus spoke the Zarathustra. And thus, Zarathustra Eric July is Athena the royal queen Sheba of the Nile.

Eric is the tightrope walker across the rope of gold. Eric's golden pussy squirts out comics for all of us to consume with our manginas. See, I would be embarrassed if a man wrote that about me. I'd go, I'm not putting that in the fucking comic. I'm not putting that in my fucking comic.

What are you doing? I'm gonna put my wife's jewelry store on there. Say you're really excited to work on the comic, you fucking weirdo. What is this Athena shit? This is gay. It's like Gilgamesh, but a lady, and her big butthole was a second stinky vagina. That's what I saw him came out of.

Awesome next for two, rare Vito W. I'll take it. Cool for two, is the plagiarism problem Vito's airing of the grievances? No. Yeah, again, Vito's always airing grievances. No, whatever. Dean Shock for two, thanks for the laughs boys.

Cool for two, Vito, will you apologize for voting for Biden? No. Bob's the man for two, Noel is fat brain personified. Vote it up, people. I guess we're not getting a fucking Vito's booty today. I don't know. What the fuck? K-gon Postal for two.

How I at you, boy. I got something good in there too. I guess, shut up. K-gon Postal for two. Love you, Vito. Fuck you, dick. Coup for two. Props on you for the soddy kid in Gun Show Joke.

Jokes. Yeah. Coup for five, what's crazy is that espresso dummy on Kiwi Farms knew what a portafilter is, but not what a Breville espresso machine looks like. Yeah, cause he didn't know what a portafilter, the portafilter thing is just the knob that you turn and fill with, he looked up parts of an espresso machine.

To try and make a joke. Yeah, cause no portafilter in the history of mankind has ever looked any different than that. The most poser possible. Very bizarre. And why does even the portafilter in the history of mankind has ever looked any different than that. The most poser possible. Very bizarre. And why does even the portafilter look, you mean the thing with the cup and a handle? Why does that look like that?

He said the grinder was not properly aligned and I looked at pictures and I'm like, I think it's where it should be. It goes right out there. Cool for five. Maybe there's a little jog in it. Chat from Recon, we're kinda all like Vito, we don't change our sheets and we rear the same clothes for a week

Can you believe it? I do need to get my laundry service to come by It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good. Let's see here Spider turn off to gooding looks like a straight Steve Rogers ripoff I'll have to read it at some point. Clip some for two euros. Tropic is molding Kiwi Farms raised your self esteem. Yeah, I'm loving it. Kenny for 20. Oh no wait.

Fuckin' 1999 again. 1999. You fucked up again, Kenny. Team Guy Vito Song, you missed a penny there. What the fuck? You gotta raise it a buck. How am I supposed to? I don't know, everybody's dropping the ball.

I don't have pennies. Everybody's dropping the ball Steve for two pigs are named sus scrofa domesticus Sustember Clap trap to destroyer for five. How about pig timber? Shakey's sucks. That's September. Sept pig timber. Clap trap agrees that Shakey sucks for five bucks Coup for five. Tropic on discord gave better criticism than the entirety of QE farms. Yes That's what we'll call it. That's what we'll call it. That's what we'll call it. That's what we'll call it. That's what we'll call it. That's what we'll call it. That's what we'll call it.

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It'll be six. There's gonna be some food jokes and super killer you guys just hold on Austin Nicks for two imagine paying for a late YouTube Veto video. Yeah, basically. Lox makes it $20 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ Hey, play my song. Beatle the gay team guy. Bop bop. The gay team guy. K K K K K K. Beatle the gay team guy. Baa da da da baa da da da baa. D.I. rules. Baa da da da baa da da da. Beatle the gay team guy. Female game character showing more than man.

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Good shit, Cyphers and Succs for two Catchy It's not gasoline, it's water Myth cat gone forever Coo for two maybe veto should buy a domino store with super killer money. Yeah, you get a franchise Think about that. No, it's a scam What's a scam for most franchises? Franchise up in order to make money off a franchise you get on a lot of franchises

It's no longer a one franchise guy. Yeah. You know this. Saturated. It's like when Subway kept telling people, oh, just open a Subway. Subway is the worst. And then you open a Subway and you end up bankrupt and all your money goes to the fucking Subway people. It's hard to make money on franchises. Just open your own fucking pizza shop.

Bob McGum gun for five Do you think boogie will pull the Nick? Aroga defense. Who's that? Yeah, I have no idea what that is Um, y'all man chegs for 4999 the n-word tattooed on his face Boogie why not right? Well, he got it in a place where he can grow his beard over it. So you won't even be able to see it in a certain point I a place where he can grow his beard over it so you won't even be able to see it at a certain point? I mean, I would love to just, I would like him to grow a beard over my memory of him getting a face tattoo that's like the unfunniest thing ever. The lying about cancer was hilarious.

You know, melting down about it. So you know what the worst thing is, is that Muda tricked him into donating like $4,000 to charity. Muda? Yeah, Muda was like into donating like $4,000 to charity. Muda? Yeah, Muda was like. Donated money? No, Muda went to Boogie and he's like,

that money you scammed out of your fans, you need to donate it to this cancer charity right now. And Boogie did it. That's just abusive. Yeah, let Boogie keep his money. Boogie will do whatever you tell him to do. Yeah, because he's desperate for a boogie. Muda has a huge fan base, and Boogie

knows that Muda can weapon a huge fan base, and Boogie knows that Muddahar can weaponize his fan base against him. So he made him, like, he's like a fucking mafia. He made him give his money away for no reason. Yeah. And then he said, it still doesn't make up for what he did. Yeah, that sucks.

Yeah, Boogie needs to stop bending over and letting these guys fuck his little butt hole. He's getting jacked off by his dad all over again. Now they're trying to say his dad didn't even jack him off that hard. They're trying to cast a doubt on that as well. Boogie will say whatever. Like whatever people tell him to say, he'll say. Boogie, stop.

Stop. Just stop. Stop? I told this to Boogie. I said stop. Tell people that came as a pedophile and that you know and that you saw yeah say that Yeah, cuz that's funny. That's good. Stop trying to be friends with YouTube people. It doesn't matter. They're not good people They're not they're not good people there. You will get nothing out of being friends with any of them So just hit him hard show after them do whatever you want Yeah main checks wants vetoes booty for that

Piggy Go after them do whatever you want. Yeah main checks wants vetoes booty for that Thank you for not killing yourselves over your comic files being held hostage at my company We give our clients files you got scammed Has man for to veto restaurant a porko grande a porko grande Well, did you get your files back from those guys that shanghaied you? Boy roles for two. I only bought super killer. I thought you were going to pig gun. Kill yourself. It's a suicide thing but a gun shooting at a pig head. Yeah, but the difference between me and Boogie is when I threaten suicide it's real. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Fucking gives sure I could find another fat guy to fat liberal a different guy I get Jenny Nicholson to come here

And I'll come on her feet. I tried to come on her friends feet because they're fucking the hot feet What's that bitch's name? I want to ruin her in life. Her name is Bailey something and I hope she's fucking baby. Yeah, I hate her What a fucking con finder. I love that they could cause I love that they couldn't even say you're just a pervert. They had to say you're like a feet pervert. A feet pervert, yeah. It actually would have been better if they said at the event, Vito tried to like force me in a fucking bathroom or something. Instead it's like, was it creeping on their feet?

He tried to eat donuts off of me. You know what, this was years ago. I don't want to, I'm not gonna drag it up. Why? Fuck her. I'm just saying you don't gotta harass this stupid woman. It's not harassing you, it's accountability culture. It's pro-

She lied about you and she used her sexuality to get back. I don't think she's even- In a vulnerable guy with autism. You do have autism. Obviously, because you can't get your comic out on time. She did, yeah, she tried to get my- I mean, she was working at a game. You can't do deadlines. I can't get your comic out on time. She tried to get my... I mean she was working at a game. You can't do deadlines. I can't do deadlines. That's a fucking symptom of autism. That's a very autistic thing right there.

You obviously can't do deadlines or a super killer to be out by now. I... It's a simple comic to make. Only autism can explain why a super killer is not out by now. I'm mentally handicapped. Yeah. And she took advantage of me. She took advantage of it to get off, to come her brains out. Jenny Nicholson said, send me nudes of you or I'm going to ruin your YouTube career. I knew it. I knew it. She said something like that.

Send me pictures of your penis, right? Oh, let's see. Or whatever. Or whatever you got between your legs. Matt M for five, can we hear fat team guys song not for five books, madam diamond G for two says bull Stu K for two. Oh diamond G. I remember that guy He's given like $22 $2.00. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Beetle, blue gate, you die. It's my favorite song. D-I rules. Yeah.

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FETO'S FOODY FETO'S FOODY You're not even gonna think about it. You're just going straight for the scale You're not even gonna think about it. You're just going straight for the scale. Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Vito look at this it looks like inflation since I've been toy toy Give me Give me Give it one give it. It's a good one. You're punishing me

My favorite comedian here it came with this is retarded it came with this What is this someone sent that to you? I don't know with this? What is this? Someone sent that to you I don't know. I don't know what it is. Uh Vito I'm thinking about this bit okay it's a gay note about how great I am. Uh oh. Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What a show! Fuck this note, this handwritten note, I don't care. I don't like you people, I don't like any of this parasocial shit, I don't care. It's not parasocial, they just want what they paid for. I don't care! They want what they paid for!

I'm the greatest comedian, I got it. You can't go into Walmart and like, I paid for a PS4, and they're like, you have this parasocial relationship that you think I should give you a PlayStation because you paid for one! Look at all this gay shitty road about how much he likes the show So funny, I don't care stop it get over it I don't want Okay, I'm't want this. I don't want it. I'm done with it. Okay? I'm done with what? I'm done with this like weird like oh Vito I really-

Yeah you take the money though. You took a hundred thousand dollars for your comic. But the affection you don't want. Cause everybody- The expectation you don't want. Okay, cause here's the show is that it's like oh Vito you're a fat piece of shit I fucking hate you and you're the worst and you're a loser and I fucking hate you Oh, but you know we really value you and you bring a lot to the show. Shut up. Yeah, but they're not all saying that. It's just this guy said, other people said that.

That's great. Good stuff. Oh my god, he wrote so much and you just ripped it out. I know, and he wrote it, and he hand wrote it, and I will never read it, and I don't care. You're so threatened by, like, people expressing gratitude. Cause it's not real. How is this not really wrote it? I don't Okay, what is it? It's like a nice letter, and you ripped it up. It might be from a lady It's a little trophy, and it's a little letter, and oh, I love the show I don't care. I don't care

All right You're feeling so guilty because your comic isn't out. No, I just- That's why! That's cause you're lashing out cause you didn't- I only have so many- You didn't your comic and now you feel guilty. I think that...

Uhh... Just leave comments on the show saying it was a great show and I enjoyed the episode. That's all I wanna say. Well, why did- What's this? I don't know. To comment? It was a nice letter the guy wrote well. What did he say? Well, you ripped that out good because I don't want it. I don't want any part of this I Don't want is

This isn't this isn't this thing this isn't this thing Where like like we have this connection all right? It's not real. What are you talking about? This is bizarre and weird. You are reading way too much into a fan email. I don't want fan mail, I don't want it. You just want the money. Yeah, I want more money, actually. So why don't we get those fucking super chats in? I'm trying to piece this together like the Penguin in Batman Returns.

Did I throw any of the pieces somewhere? I can't believe that. I've never seen something like that before. Cause I just wanna- Like a meltdown. It's not a meltdown, I just wanna move. It's a total- Superkiller is ruining your brain. It's fucking up your- The comic shit is fucking up your brain. If I was making a comic, first of all it would have been done early.

I would have shipped it early. Sure. And I would be not- I wouldn't be a problem at all. Mentally, it would be totally normal for me. I know. I know. I wouldn't be acting problem at all mentally it would be totally normal I know I know I wouldn't be I wouldn't be I get it I know I'm fat and I'm a loser and I suck at making comic books and I'm not funny and it's oinktober and I'm gay and I'm a teen guy. Oinktober isn't even about you, it's just oinktober. Right I know I'm the worst I got it I'm there with you. What's wrong with being oinktober? I got it. Everyone's excited for oinktober. I'm the worst. I got it. I'm there with you. What's wrong with being Oinktober? I got it. Everyone's excited for Oinktober. I'm very excited. I get it. I'm the worst.

What did you do with all the other things that you ripped up? And here's a voicemail about why Vito's ruining the show, and why Vito's terrible, and why Dick needs a different co-host. And after all that, after all that, after like, show after show, Vito's the worst, what a piece of shit, I fucking hate Vito, he's destroying the show. Then, I get a little handwritten letter that goes, oh you know we're just busting balls man, we really like you dude. If you like the show, then say you like the show. Say in the comments, hey great episode, that was funny. A little bit of recognition you know for doing a great show that would be nice cool for two feet oh just waldi cybers and sectors for five if you know can do the team guy song maybe he gets

vetoes booty Aaron Wentworth for two says swine timber I'm glad you like my song now happy when I love the Vito the team Where's the other pieces that you ripped up? Are they on the ground? Find it for the next episode next episode. Well no I want to know what it says now Thank you, you absolutely fantastic Perfect joke you have an intuitive style where you put yourself You have an intuitive style where you put yourself into situations you know have the opportunity to be funny and trust yourself to capitalize on that opportunity. soda going to Netflix in the long term doing this show in Britain part of being The straight man is being a punching bag. We don't have that

Character in the US yet. You're pulling out the comedy in that situation Bravo Thank you can't wait for super K. Thank you for the laughs. Do you feel bad that you ripped this guy's and smacks? No Nothing to me. I hate all these people See, this is why you only get negative feedback because you piss on good feet Nice feedback cuz I drink cuz I do I bring great comedy to this show That's what the guy was saying and then you insulted him a little too late You know how long I've been holding on to that a little it Little late for what?

Little late when you know you had all this time to go. It's only eight months late. Yeah, it's not a big deal You know Vito said hey, it would be great if you know people leave comments on the video Just say what a great show not every comment has to be vetoes retardedarded this is the worst show ever why did Vito ruin the show this week but hey I sent it a little fucking trophy you ruined it I did ruin it he probably made it himself well what are you gonna do cool for two says I gave you more $20 to tonight's song please you want 10 Super Chat notes and a song? Jenny Nicholson's feet for two. It says, I parasocially love you, Vito.

I love your feet too, Jenny. Didn't somebody pay us to watch this null thing? Oh, yeah, OK. Sorry. All right. We promised it. It was promised. All right, Nelly boy.

Let's see what we promised it. It was promised. All right Nelly boy. Let's see what we got here Jenny Nicholson Goodbye Okay, 15 minutes. I'm now watching 15 minutes of null talking about super maybe skip to the part with the teeth. I Don't know where that is. Oh Man, he's watching the whole thing worth watching the whole thing. We can watch the whole thing We can watch it like one point you want to watch half of it now. I don't fucking know no Are you gonna watch it next time we could top you messing up that trophy? Just watch it next time greatest comedian trophy

What does it say believe that? Well, you probably should have looked at it before you messed it up My favorite comedian Vito Giswoldi. Yeah, you like really aggressively Why would I what is that? Okay? When do you ever have a trophy that says my favorite comedian? What are you retarded? When you win a bowling trophy does it say my favorite bowler? Do you know what a trophy is? Yeah, I think he is special needs.

Why would I want a trophy? Why would I want a trophy of my name that says my favorite comedian? Best comedian, probably it should have said, not my favorite comedian. Yeah, best comedian would make sense. You don't get a coffee mug that says my favorite dad if you're the dad. It says best dad ever.

Right? Yeah, but then if you did get a my favorite dad if you're the dad it says best dad ever right Yeah, but then if you did get a my favorite dad you wouldn't like throw it on the ground and smash it I don't want this. I don't want can you guys send good stuff? You have to send something good first What do you know the guy's anything? Oh, maybe nobody will ever get the comic Maybe nobody will ever get the comic at this point. HAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHA Did he write how much money he's giving me on Patreon? I don't know, you ripped it up, Vito! Here's what I want. Send, if you're gonna send a little letter, put like a hundred bucks in there. Alright? Or else I'm not gonna read it. No, I'll read the ones that have money in them. I don't want a little trophy.

Don't write on the card that you included a hundred bucks. What are you, oh, cause then you're gonna take it out? Take pockets of money. I put it- Something for the handling. Yeah. For the effort. Thanks for the handling yeah for the effort thanks for the little trophy You should have put money, and then I would have taken your notes Somebody sent me this shirt, and I didn't like tear it up and throw a big shirt. It's a cool shirt I can do so with a sure letter

Cool letter yeah, oh words neat Couldn't have just fucking email. He said nice stuff cool. Cool. He wanted to read on the show about you. And you tore it up. He didn't put any money in there so what do I give a shit? I don't care. I don't need, I don't need, I've already given up on the audience giving me any sort of positive. Cause you just reject it. If anybody gives you positive attention you just destroy it and reject it.

It's too late. It doesn't matter. Nah, you've always done that. So I've given up on the audience, you know, sating my desire to, you know, just hear, Hey, that was funny. Good show. Yeah, you know, just a little bit of positive encouragement. So if that's not gonna happen, I just want money. He made you a trophy and you spiked it. At this point, I just want money. And that's it.

You obviously want attention. I'm not gonna get it. You obviously want good attention. But it won't happen. Well, not when you act like that, it won't. No, it's just gonna be, you know, let's play that song about how Vito's gay and fucking I'll call him a pig. It's about politics.

Maybe I'll send in a pig emoji, huh? At least those have money attached to them. At least the super chats have money. I'm not gonna lose weight and it's fine. You're gonna lose weight because you'll be dead. That's true Yeah, I'll be dead then you'll lose a lot. Anyway, my favorite comedian. Thanks to all the top supporters We will be back. God damn it with this fucking fog. We'll be back next week. We got a bonus episode coming soon We got to make that happen, but we have plans to make one happen. I love you all but not really and

Take care of yourself It's not complicated. All right, goodbye. Bye everybody.