The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 152

Episode Date: August 17, 2024

I Have any regrets internet radiant how the world of pod see now you're in normal volume not all right Well, whatever what was your favorite part of the of the episode you did last week? Because I have all of the people's favorite part all great Once I chopped off the six minutes of technical issues. Oh I already told you the problem the problem is I got a new microphone Audio interface and it sucks It's like you know, no one can use it like it doesn't have a manual

No for like years my audio is great and then something's wrong with this one. So I don't know. What do you mean wrong? It doesn't don't sound good, but you fixed it. I Think so in six minutes. It's possible that I you know what I gotta look I Gotta look at the gain pickup pattern on my microphone. I might have accidentally changed the pickup pattern Okay, which would result in scuffed audio scuffed audio. Yeah, yeah, so you did fix it Not you not now cuz I was not fixed. I don't know Did it fix it? Not now, because I was- It's not fixed.

I don't know. Hmm. I'm not good at audio either. Well, it sounds like you did something and it was better, right? Yeah, yes. Yeah. And you had to edit that out? I think I just had to turn up the gain.

Oh, okay. Well, that's not so bad. No, but it also- And I had to- I don't know why all these people are crying about... ...if it was just a game issue. I don't know what the issue was. I don't know. Do you wanna- are you ready to start this show?

I guess. It's a good week. I haven't seen that many comments about the audio quality though. Me either. That's why I was asking about the show in general. OK. Yeah. I think the show was fine. A lot of people liked it.

They did. A lot of people liked it. A lot of people were like, oh, well, this is what hap- you know what? I'll let you read the dumb comments. Oh, so you are aware of some comments. I see what people comment about the shows and people get like all way too analytical and like they think one bad show is indicative of an ongoing emotional

or psychological trauma. I didn't read so much of that. I saw some of that. Maybe one or two of that. I saw a lot that like cut to the, well this show summarizes Vito's character Which is what? Well good? To them it's this idea that Everything is bad and a little effort. Everything is bad? No, they were pretty specific about stuff they liked right and stuff that they didn't like well you were away And for two days both Friday and Saturday. Yeah, I tried to provide some entertainment No matter what I did it was going to be If I didn't do a show people would have been negative

Okay, and anytime I do a show without you people are negative Anyway, cuz it's just cuz they have like their own like it's like an advertising thing Well, that's why I've done the Colin shows and I think the Colin shows are fun But then oh, yeah, you know, you just get people were like, oh, I hope it's on another fucking Colin show Wow, that was terrible. But thanks for trying veto. That's one of them. Yeah elevator music said that I Didn't watch it. So I'm not saying I co-signed any of these. It's just me and Tony hanging out talking about how the audio quality sucks.

There it is. That's what I want. Well what is it supposed to be? I was supposed to do a show with you. Yeah. And you got- My boat broke! My house boat broke. Your boat broke.

Okay. Took me six hours to get back to the marina. It was horrible. So I was all in my mind, I'm like- Fucking Indians on the Navajo reservation, Indian gave me a boat that worked and stopped working halfway through. Right. Your Indian giver screwed you over. Yeah!

So in my head, I wake up on Saturday night and go, this is great, because I'm going to go into Dick's studio, which has a professional audio setup and just one- nice camera, and is 100% setup for right podcasting type situation Hmm, and then you don't text me. I text you I don't have fucking I don't have internet on the broken boat Well, you know the way to text me back eventually and go. Oh, yeah that show I said we're gonna do sorry bro Not happening. Well, then it's not happening Sure, I mean that's what's the deal. What's the problem? Well then it's not happening! Sure.

I mean that's- what's the deal? What's the problem? What's the bub? Okay, well you could have- you could have texted me and given me more notice. I'm dealing with the fucking two sinking boats! I don't know, you're dealing with the sinking boats. Notice of what? That you don't have to do anything? Why would you need notice of that? Well, you could have ju- cause I mean, again, part of my day was planning for the fact, you know, I'm putting problems together

I'm getting ready to do the show. You got Superkiller already, so you're loaded up to the gills. I got Superkiller already. Yeah. I'm putting problems together. I'm getting ready to do a show. You got Superkiller already, so you're loaded up to the gills. Yeah. OK, and then I go, OK, well, the fans, clearly we missed another show, again, because you are out living your exciting rock star lifestyle.

And can't be bothered to put a podcast together. Right, right, right. So I go, well, you know what? I feel like it would be wrong to miss two shows to not do some sort of catch up. And I said, well, maybe I could find somebody to come step in. And I got Tony. And you couldn't, so you asked Tony. to miss two shows, to not do some sort of catch up. And I said, well, maybe I could find somebody to come step in. And I got Tony.

And you couldn't, so you asked Tony. I got Tony. What do you mean? Tony's a great get. Yeah. I was happy to get Tony. You're a little prickly about it. I think those comments are getting to you.

No. I just. Uh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Come on, it's a great day today! I think the only thing that... Null got absolutely destroyed by the courts. Nick won.

There's a lot going on there. Nick got his kids back and he's right. I guess in the future... Null is ass-totally ass-blasted. Null is very ass-blasted. It's a day to celebrate. In the future, if I know that you're not gonna be here, I can plan to have a show and check all the audio equipment you couldn't check the audio

equipment before you went on I checked it and it was fine it yeah well once you get into stream you stream yards weird huh I used stream yard it it did it did it treats your your audio differently because it has these back end options for mic suppression and audio leveling. Just turn them off. Right. Well I didn't have them turned off so I had to figure that out. Okay. Well I thought it was good that you did a show. I also think it was good that I did a show and most people who've listened to it were like,

well that was alright. And then there's like a certain number of people who have to complain about everything. Oh yeah. Those are your fans. I'm not listening to the show anymore, I'm unsubscribing. Vito's the worst. This is the worst. And I'm like, alright, I'm sorry. And then you blocked him, right? Yeah, well I've blocked a number of people. On Patreon though. Not on Twitter. I blocked a guy on Patreon because...

Oh! Okay. He's taking money out of my pocket. That's taking two bucks out of my pocket. He can get unblocked if he stops being retarded. Okay, but that was genuinely retarded. What did he say? OK, I posted a thing, and I said, here's the deal. I feel bad that we have not always let people know ahead

of time if a show is going to be missed. I want to be better about the communication on that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why? Why should we tell? Well, because some people like their whole thing. It's like, oh, it's Friday. I'm going to listen to the show. show would be good to give them a heads up

Oh, by the way, there's no show tonight if you want to make different plans You don't want to listen to show whatever some people really do just listen to the show every week I don't think it's a problem if I go watch Netflix. What do you mean? What are they gonna fucking? Okay, having like a big watch party, but I can be all still say on patreon. Here's why we're not doing a show Uh-huh, you know I can announce it on Twitter Okay Patreon here's why we're not doing a show. Uh-huh. You know I can announce it on Twitter. Okay communication is good And I said, but just know you know part of the reason that sometimes we don't announce these things we do live in LA You know you don't really want to advertise. Hey, I'm not gonna be home today

Because some thief might come along and why in God's name would you say that well? Why would you say that about my house? I said it about my house as well I'm not gonna be away. I'm out of town. Okay. I'm sorry I Didn't know Again, why would you put that idea out there? I'm just saying that I Don't think it's wrong to put the idea out there. Okay, it's wrong I think that because I said we're not gonna announce it, you know days in advance You know, this is way too much information that because I said we're not going to announce it you know days in advance you know to give people time.

This is way too much information. Whatever. Anyway. Just say there's no show. Sorry there's no show. Sorry there's no show. Fine. Sorry here's the show.

I just said here's like a reason why we don't typically announce it like a week in advance. Who are you explaining that to though? Hey I'm going to be away for these days. For the people in the comments who are like I don't know why these guys think they can do now that their patreon is making money they think they could just like dick around and not do the show. They're getting in your fucking head man. Anyway I post this very simple explanation of why the show is not happening that you're not around. I didn't post it so Tick's house doesn't get robbed. Whatever. What the fuck? Well that's part of it, and then this guy goes

Vito you're a public figure I don't know why you're complaining like about someone who might rob your fucking house you idiot Is it if you want to quit the show just say so? When this post had nothing to do with me saying I could you got too many words you got way too many every time you Add a word people are gonna get nothing about oh, I'm worried that I'm a public figure And it said nothing about and the reason we don't have a show is because I hate the show and I'm gonna quit You said if you're gonna quit the show stop making excuses. Just fucking quit already. He's fucking you are retarded I don't even I can't clearly act to this word

Anyway, if he wants to be reinstated he can he could admit he was I immediately unbanned him He emailed me and I said, haha All right, are you ready to do the show here we go, let's do it Did you forget well started you're always going biggest In wait you screwed me up Did you forget? We haven't started yet. You're always going biggest. You have a problem. In... Wait, you screwed me up. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe.

The only show that ranks every problem in the universe. From episodes without the main guys to people making fun of your head size. How about that? That's Ry Dog. From last week when Dick fled to Tony's big head. That's Coleman. We love Tony's head. From fans that are ungr- that are hateful to Vito, uh, being ungrateful. I'm very grateful.

I'm very grateful. How about that one? I mean, how's Dick Mashen joining me as always, as Vito just won't do. How's it going? Great! How are you? I'm do- I'm good. Really? Yeah. Alright.

I'm a happy boy. Are you? Yeah, I'm having a lot of fun working on the comic. It's looking good. And I'm excited about it. Okay, well let me bring in who won last week. Is that... is that acceptable? That is...

What is this? TV episodes without the main character that's a pretty funny That's a problem funny problem that Tony brought in yeah That's a good one show is missing your favorite character and you're yeah I on the bumbling idiot side character to carry you through a whole narrative like when they try to do spin like when they did A Joey spinoff remember that did they do a show he spin off. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that's a good one Too many Jedi. Wow, you guys talked about Star Wars?

I would like to have talked about Star Wars more, but Tony really no-sold my problem. I was like, oh, the second I'm out, you cram Star Wars shit in. Yeah, that was supposed to be my chance to do some Star Wars shit. Oh, man. But Tony no-sold me. He's like, we're talking about fucking Star Wars. The kid's about fucking Star Wars. Who cares about fucking Star Wars?

Who does care? I, uh, me. Do you really or are you just like chasing an algorithm? I find it interesting from a, uh, look. Not storytelling point of view. Like it's just marketing trash now. But I think that, I do find it interesting from a story telling point of view. Yeah. That I think the reasons... I mean the original Star Wars was huge. Why was it huge?

And I think it's worth examining what that is. And a lot of it is special effects and whatever else, but... It's worth examining by talking about like the trash that Disney puts out all the time? But I think that Disney... Okay, like I'm just gonna redo the problem again. Well make it like... Can you do it in one sentence? Did you like Rogue One? I don't give a shit about any of that crap. I think that Star Wars should be about the wars Okay, not so much the stars You know what it what you know what it was what three movies? Yeah, that's another that's another theory I don't think garbage. I think the whole idea of the mega franchise is a

Yeah, do we really need a more another hundred years of Bruce Wayne or if we kind of figured out who Bruce Wayne is It doesn't matter. It's over. Bad hecklers. Which who said that? I said that about a Brian Christ gal who's on the man who I along with mr Burger was trying to assail me and my character. Oh that weird weird black guy. That Mr. Burger Suck is fascinating. I don't know if I can read the DMs he sent to me recently. Why not? He's a complicated man. Because he's retarded?

What do you mean? Well, I don't know if retarded's the right word. Like Asperger's Down Syndrome, Arama. Some sort of burger. He's a Sonic American. He's a Mr. Burger for a reason, let's put it that way. He just say some sort of bird sonic American Mr. Burger for a reason let's put it that way He's got some sort of burgers retard. He's come to me with a business proposition. What is it? Well, there's a lot of there's a lot of contingencies involved where he goes listen I will work with you on a professional level. Okay professional. Yeah

I will work with you on a professional level. Okay. Professional! Yeah, basically. Oh! You know, because he's got that animation project going. Oh yeah, okay, yeah. But a lot of it is contingent on me disavowing certain individuals, making public apologies. Cuties?

He wants to reform my image. Cutie stuff? A lot of cutie stuff, yeah. You see, Noel has been harboring that pedophile for, convicted pedophile for. Noel from Kiwi Farms for the past five years has been awarded, keeping a pedophile around. Almost working with, allowing to collect information.

Celebrating. Yeah. Gave him awards and badges. One of the big NICROCADA detractors, as we know, NICROCADA is currently dealing with horrible falsified charges from the state. Yeah. And this pedophile filed a request to get the body cam footage. Noel raised all that money and then he sent a convicted pedophile to request the footage. How about that?

He claims the man operated independently. I can't confirm that. That was number one on the list. How far down on the list do we got to go to hit a non convicted pedophile? But so the name of the man who requested the body cam footage was very curious. Why? Well because people looked it up to see what this individual's past was. Oh yeah, convicted pedophile.

Well this was the same person who in 2019 tried to break into Tim Poole's house. That was the first time he popped up on people's radar and then they said, who is this? Like a legitimate nutjob. Who's this crank? A legitimate psychopath. I think he was kicked out of the army or something for being crazy. For the pedophile. Okay, so he's kicked out for the pedophile stuff.

Yeah. Yeah, because after he tried to break into Tim Poole's house. He fell asleep and one of his army brothers fired up his laptop to watch some movies and went wow Okay, yeah, I think oh, there's a crazy. That's a bingo so he's a convicted child porn haver Yeah, and of course when you're a convicted child porn haver and a psychopath you end up on Null's kiwi farms forum the America Uses your retardation and propensity for criminal mischief to attack people. Yeah!

Oops, it backfired this time! Yeah, it didn't work out. Whoops! Well, this ended up, it seems like Nick Ricada or his lawyer was able to make the argument, hey, don't give this pedophile footage of my children in my house. Don't give this guy. And the state seems to have said, yeah, we don't want to give this pedophile footage to your kids at all.

Well, but don't you think this is free speech? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Noel took a big L this week. Many, many. Trial's not getting live streamed now. Five years he's been hanging out with a guy who on the forum said, look, I might be a convicted child porn haver, but I'm still-

And acquitted on child molestation. Oh, acquitted on. Yeah, 13. Oh acquitted on yeah 134 counts 134 by that I don't buy I think you maybe well No kept that guy around for five years as a valuable member of his forum and a information collector on the Nick Reketa case He's now since this has come to like He's banned he's banned for messing up He said look I'm a pedophile, but I'm a helpful pedophile

I would have banned him the second he said he was a pedophile though. Yeah, you're out I wouldn't have waited to see how helpful he was to my attacks on Nick Reketa You're the bad guy though remember Nell telling mr. Medica. Well, you know, it's a legit pedophile Well now knows got old form like you got You guys would know I guess okay and body shaming out who brought that in that would be Tony He's tired of people talking about his large. Okay. Yeah, so we will make sure not to talk about His enormous noggin for the rest of the episode okay? Freight two four two this was I sound bad

Zack 420 worst episode ever Jason what a disaster I'd rather have nothing Than veto disrespecting the audience the Savage gamer two minutes in vetoes already making excuses on why the show is gonna suck. Yeah What was the excuse? Yeah, you weren't there because you were Called me last minute and said he couldn't make it So it's kind of your fault. I last minute and said he couldn't make it. So it's kind of your fault. I mean, let's be real, if you were available, we would have done a great show. Snorgasford, Vito has the it factor. Even when he's colossally failing, he's entertaining and hilarious. That's a nice one.

I do think my failure is hilarious. I think watching me flounder and there's some nice one. I do think my failures hilarious. I think watching me floundering There's some there's some comedy there, and then you like get ahead of the failure Yeah, you say like I don't care about failing and if you like I care about what do I said? I don't care about you're like god. This is just shit like I don't know I don't even care anymore People say these that like look you have like a weird like back and forth cope and then I don't think that's true Okay, I Think there's just some things you have to go look. We're gonna put on a show. I'm gonna do the best I can and Yeah, you know I'm going by the seat of my pants and my fucking microphone sucks. Mm-hmm I sent a trophy said been a patron since August 2021 if I oh That couldn't have gotten any funnier. I sent the trophy. been a patron since August 2021 if I oh

That couldn't have gotten any funnier. I sent the trophy. Yeah, there you go So is it actually the guy who sent the trophy? Yes. He said I sent sent in the Amazon box blah blah blah It's just gibberish. It's just that one part It could be read if you read his letter which we read on the bonus episode Yeah, that is a man who understands the Veto brand of comedy. So by ripping up the letter and destroying the trophy, that was like a little wink and a nod, like a Carol Burnett, just to the Veto-phile fans out there who truly,

some people didn't understand it. It's this great Andy Kaufman-style anti-comedy that it then transcends the awkwardness into true comedy. Okay, I mean I thought it was funny, so I guess you're right. A lot of people were really mad. A lot of people were like, you know, I don't know why Vito attacks the fans. I'm like, it's kind of a bit, man. I'm just fucking around. See, there it is again. I'm gonna, I can have like a light.

I have a feel now. I'm like, I know where the, when the zag is. Because I don't know, look, I don't feel now. I'm like I know where the when the zag is Where there should be a zig I don't know what do you want me to say? Do you think I go home and I go man everybody listen this show sucks I fucking hate the fans and I'm only here for the Skrilla. I'm all about the Skrilla like no I like yeah, I like you guys okay Not all of you, but I like most of you you have like a Goldilocks zone The fans almost like you want to observe them and not be observed by them

I am endlessly fascinated by the you know and again There's always gonna be some fans who you get like a little like oh, maybe I'm taking this guy It's too far. I used to have like a fan Yeah, you know who would like call me in like the middle of the night to talk about his divorce or whatever He was sending me like hundreds of dollars in like the middle of the night to talk about his divorce or whatever he was sending me like hundreds of dollars and I was like I was like what I was like see this feels bad. Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What?! Yeah and I eventually. How was he calling you for hours a night? He would just call me and I just talked to him for an hour. Oh my god! Yeah cuz I get sucked in cuz I feel bad for how did that start?

He just he really liked my content. He was you know a big patreon guy, okay? He said hey is it okay if I call you or whatever like yeah sure Why'd you do that? I mean I still look again, and I I I like this guy. I like him You know I'll still talk to him on occasion. God damn it, I'm calling you up tonight. Well, I don't think he's even subscribed to my Patreon in a while. Oh, okay, so you don't wanna take his call.

I don't wanna take his money, it's not about money. I don't know. It's about him, but how did he get from DMing you to calling you on the phone? I don't remember exactly. This was years ago that, you know, and he'll still text me now and again just to check in. But it is this thing years ago that uh, oh, you know and also he'll still text me now and again and just to check in But it is this thing where sometimes you just don't know I guess you just end up accidentally

Becoming a part of somebody's life Did you get anything out of this relationship I got money out well I did like talking to the guy. He's not a bad guy. About his divorce? You know, it was just nice to know I had a fan who felt that. Again, it's like complicated, man. You are risky for paramsocial relationships. Yeah, well yeah, I am absolutely a risk of it.

And I feel, that's why- Like you went to that guy with Vegas, you were like living with him all weekend going out to dinner. I know, and I love that guy with Vegas you're like living with him all weekend going out to dinner I know and I love that guy that guy's great I want to I hope that friendship has transcended parasocial because I genuinely like that guy but He's a good guy. I've talked to how people get the wrong idea Yeah, I know but here's the thing is like I fall into it too

Cuz I used to watch red-letter media all the time and I started yeah realizing I was watching it, I'm like, yeah, I could hang out with Mike. Yeah, I could hang out with Rich. I was like, no, Jay would hate me. That's how bad the parasocial relationship got. As I went, I would watch the videos and I go, ooh, there's Jay. There's that guy who doesn't like me. And then I'm like, you know, you've never met any of these people. You have no relationship with them, except for the fact that one of them blocked you

on Twitter at one point. I'm pretty sure Jay is the one who blocked me using the official red letter media account. Were you talking to him like a friend? Because I don't remember exactly what it was. And, uh, okay. So yeah, you follow these parasocial things and it's a problem. I think it's especially a problem for us because we actually do interact with some of these people. Us?

I have no problems with this. But I'm saying like, guys who are in this like YouTube creative spheres, like I watch a lot of YouTubers and then I might actually end up befriending or becoming friends with them, and it becomes weird, you know? Huh.

You know that Harry Partridge guy who's like an animator? Mm-mm. You've probably seen some of his stuff, but I've been like following him for like 10 15 years And then you know somehow we get to talk and and now you know he's looking at my comics book I'm looking at his comic book. We're like you know Maddox made that mistake what everybody's yeah exactly big fan You're a big fan you're starting to be his friend, and I ripped his heart out and his soul Stole everything it's hard to be completely ethical. I don't want to take it.

You don't want to take advantage of people. I do. You kind of do, right? I'm doing it on purpose. Oh, man. I don't know. All right, then there's Goldilocks. There's something about the bonus episode.

We just had the biggest problem in card games. That was actually fun. I had a lot of fun with that. I didn't think I would have any problems, but then I thought about playing card games and pissing me off. Yeah, you sent me like a text, you're like, oh my god, what problems do I do? I'm like, there's like a million of them, what are you talking about? Training cards are hilarious.

Uh, okay. Is that, I don't know, I think that's it. That's it. Do you have any comments? Oh wait, but I do have a very beloved segment. Okay. Which I get yelled at if I forget to do it. It's something we like to call Voting Up!

Do you really? Yeah, somebody was really mad when I didn't do a Voted Up one week. They're like, this is the worst fucking episode ever. Vito fucks everything up. He didn't even do a fucking Voted Up. The fans are getting to you. I'm like, I don't know, people like Voted Up that much. Holy crap.

It's Trump. Got you. Yeah, I'm still getting complaints. They want the Colin show. Make sure to keep picking songs where there's a little tiny bit of lyrics and then a bunch of fucking guitar riffs between them. Oh come on that was cool! That guy's done a ton of them too! Is it Reckon? Oh no that was Colt, Megadeth. Okay yeah fuck you Colt, you messed it up. Pick a song with like lyrics. Bring the vocals up, bring the fucking vocals up until you're embarrassed at how loud they are. Maybe pick some pop standards like songs people that are like... Megadeth, that's a good one Megadeth that's a fucking Megadeth. Well guys, this is voted up the segment Where we revisit past problems and put them in a new light. Uh-huh. I got three of them here

I gotta pick two I got two black ones and one not black one not black Now let's start with the not black problem and that problem is from episode 88 that is the problem of Brian Singer Remember that guy the yeah Predator something yeah, they had a little Little Twinkie boys 14 15 16 that's not good behavior. It's not good behavior drugging them up everything else. Oh Drugs drugs. That's not fair. It's not fair behavior. Drugging them up, everything else. Oh, drugs? Drugs, yes. That's not fair. It's not fair.

You're going after teenage boys. Everyone knows kids love drugs. Yeah. Well, this- They don't need drugs. Kids don't need drugs. No. You know, they're still happy about life.

Well- That's why adults need drugs. Well, the reason you get the drugs, I think, is because these kids, they normally have so much energy, how else are you going to get them sleepy? Like, they want to get them sleepy. No, kids go to bed at, like, a really dangerous hour to be around predators. I feel like that's violating... Like, that's...

Yeah, you're a sex predator, you should go to prison, but you're also not playing fair. Yeah. Those are two separate concepts. Well, Bryan Singer did not play fair, but this problem is not specifically about Bryan Singer. However, it's about a different X-Men director who has been accused of improper behavior. Seems like the X-Men franchise might be cursed. Dick, have you watched the hit Disney Plus cartoon, X-Men 97?

Yeah, I watched it to determine how woke it was. And then I watched an episode and said, it's not woke. It's exactly like the old show. And then I turned it off because I'm not 14 anymore and I don't give a fuck about the X-Men cartoon. Well there you go. Well people are loving X-Men 97 which was created- Losers. Or perhaps, I guess, I don't know if created is the right word because it's kind of a sequel to the original. Continued. Continued by showrunner Bo DeMeo.

Okay. Bo DeMeo is a- Is his porn name, gay porn name? You know what's interesting? He looks like it. Bo DeMeo. I think he might've had an OnlyFans was one of the rumored things as to why.

Good for him. He's a African-American gentleman, 41 years of age, and he is indeed a gay gentleman who you know people have celebrated for X-Men 97. Has great reviews fans are loving it. Yeah cuz it's X-Men. Well, you can fuck up the X-Men. Apparently he did a pretty good job. I haven't watched the whole thing. Yeah. However it's been very confusing because before the series even came out on Disney+, he was fired. Fired back in March of this year.

So everybody when he got fired they said, oh, he must have really fucked up. And then it came out, it was really good. Okay. So everybody was confused. That's why. Why would- Get rid of them. No, no, no.

It should have been gay shit all- we hired you, gay black guy, so- To gay it up? Everyone would be gay and black. Wolverine shit has said, reparations, bub. Come out. There is a little of that. I saw some scenes. But- Gay and black. Wolverine should have said reparations, bub. Come out. There is a little of that. I saw some scenes.

But I almost thought it was the 90s again while I was watching it. I was like, what is this? What are they talking about here? There's no gay stuff in it. Yeah, who's Trump? I don't know. What do you call it?

So the thing was, I remember thinking, I went, wait, hold on, Disney finally has a black gay guy who knocks it out of the park? That would be like that number one guy. guy who knocks it out of the park Two out of three But if you're black and gay something's gonna go wrong And they finally had a black gay guy who got all three parts of the fucking triangle of success. Okay, what did he do? Well, that's what he beat it. Did beat a white woman like a Kang? Well, this week we finally have gotten some hints at what he may have done. Now, DeMeo said he was mistr- hints. Well, because these are allegations, I can't say 100% what

happened. Mr. Cuties, you better not be coming out swinging at no fucking allegations that are just like in the ether These these seem to be these have been reported on numerous sites. This is what is currently going around Okay, I'll put it this way so this week to Mayo went on Twitter He said well Disney took my name off season two they just hate me because I'm a gay black man Yeah, that's Disney who normally just stays quiet, they fired back and they're like, we fired that guy for egregious misconduct. And everyone's like, what does that mean?

What does that mean? You'll find out. You're going to find out. Say it. Now, industry insiders have come forward to detail the supposed misconduct. Okay. Now apparently, this 41-year-old showrunner. Is the table on your side getting higher?

What's happening here? I don't know. He really wanted... He's a beer erection. He really wanted these staffers on the show, you know how Cyclops occasionally has to have a cool, heroic pose? Yeah. They're like, Wolverine's gotta go, hey bub. And he really wanted them to get those... Let me see your wiener bub. Right. Yeah. So he really wanted the artists and the animators to really get a feel for these cool, heroic poses he wanted. So what he would do is he would strip naked and take pictures of himself. He would yeah doing superhero poses okay

And then he would send these naked photos to the young male staffers working on x-men and go can you draw a cyclops like this? Who gives a shit well guys? I'm sorry See we have to pretend that it's offensive to women because we treat women like retarded children Sure, I know as a man how it feels to get a picture of a guy like underwear ads everywhere I see a naked guy every day in the mirror. It doesn't matter. I'm not gonna pretend that these guys were fucking harassed or assaulted because some guy sent in his naked picture. I would skim a fucking break. I would argue that that is inappropriate work behavior.

Because women are at work. If you need to demonstrate poses, you could get a guy to dress up as a character and take pictures of him Who gives a shit? You don't need to go to your house and get in front of the mirror Check it out, check it out, look at this Do it like this

What's wrong with that? I also think He should have described it into an AI and then sent him the AI picture I think there's a variety where you could go through old comic books and find the pose you want Just fucking pose! Who gives a shit? I just think that of all the ways to communicate to your artist what you want... That's why they fired him?

Because of that? That seems to be the chief reason. Oh, give me a fucking break. There is accusations of groping. That would be bad. Men? I would assume men. He's a gay guy. Oh man. Oh, no

He didn't accidentally cock-knuckle somebody did he? Walking by. Ooh my knuckles just rubbed on your penis. Oh no I'm going to Inside Edition! I mean he- What the fuck is this? This is women's shit. I think it's inappropriate. I don't think it's uh There's a lot of different ways you could have gone about this. Who gives a fuck?! Well, I would agree with you if it was like a one-time thing, because apparently Disney went to him and they went,

Listen, we love your passion for these characters, and we know you wanted to show what Gambit would look like bent over with his asshole spread open. Yeah! Energy! Check out this brownstone. Check out my gumbo. But apparently they told him. You've seen my red eyes, Cher. Now look at my brown eyes.

Can you please stop putting on X-Men costumes and flashing your butthole to everyone? Now we're going to play 51 Pick Up and a Filch. It's a new game, Chef. You do an excellent game, but sir. Just to attend your kissing Dumbo down there, right? I just, apparently they asked him to stop. He kept doing it and they said-

Who asked him to stop? Somebody at Disney. Those guys were giggling up his stow. They loved it whores Come on I mean, it's bad when you sexually harass women because they're fucking retarded and they will fuck you for doing that but a guy Fuck you. I really do love the metal image of this guy Just wearing a cyclops visor and just being like he should be like this with like his dick in his pants

This is him charging up his beams. My ruby quartz visor can only be charged by severe. Yeah. This is Magneto. See, my legs are behind my head for the M. See that? That's how he should look with the M. The M should be like that. My asshole is the middle of the M. Pretend my asshole is Apocalypse. In the age of Apocalypse, his nestles are good for him.

Good for him, man. Good for him man for that's pride See the gay marriage shit. Yeah Down with down with marriage all marriage and straight and gay but this shit pro Taking naked x-men photos of yourself to inspire your your workers if you're knocking out x-men episodes like that You could play all the grab ass like what's like a a military, right? You ever played sports in high school? That's what it is. That is indeed what it is. Well, he's been fired.

And a lot of people are saying, hey man, you probably should not have kept poking Disney. They kind of let you just leave quietly. I don't know why you had to go and say they're anti-gay. But we will see. These guys were asking for it. I don't know, man. We're gonna see how X-Men, apparently they're rewriting the entire season too,

because they don't want his name on any of it. So they can't use any of it. So they're gonna make it shitty. Awesome. They're gonna make it shitty, yeah. Good. Good. Exactly. Yeah, good.

Because otherwise they have to give him a credit. They can't not give him a credit. Then those guys are gonna be sucking dick for rent. Right? Instead of just seeing naked wiener pictures. Oh my God, they're gonna toss out that whole season. Well that's again from episode 88 Brian singer or maybe we should change it to gay X-Men directors with a poor sense of boundaries currently number

506 with 105 up those are all adults who gives a shit well If you get adults here and the brand singer thing they're not Like if you're getting if you're on your phone and you get when you're looking at porn Then you got a porn pop-up you like I'm being harassed right? Okay, but if you get a porn pop-up from your boss with the instruction to redraw it and put it into the cartoon show At least he thought of a reason like well, you know, okay And then he's looking at your shoulder and he's going my cocks bigger than that draw it draw it right a little bigger Stop fucking up. Come on

Cyclops is white guy, but come on don't do him dirty. Well, here's a classic one I believe you brought in dick all the way from episode number five Okay, it's a problem intense legal strategy Unfortunately, not one I think Nick Reketa could make use of it's called the n-word defense Unfortunately not one I think Nick Reketa could make use of. It's called the N-word defense. Hmm. Well, Dick, a 41-year-old man from... Yeah, if he had crack, maybe.

If he had crack, he could have argued that he's blind. Yeah, in a do-rag. He could show up in kids back. Did my laughing about it affect it at all? No. No. Fucking nerds. A 41-year-old man from New Jersey has been sentenced to just three years in prison after killing a 70-year-old white man who called him a racial slur. Defendant Anthony Collins claims that the elderly victim was known to throw slurs at

him and his children. This feud came to a head when the victim of Robert May ran into Collins and his fiance with his bicycle Then continually called him the n-word Collins responded by punching him with a bicycle. That's like adding That's aggravated n-word eggs. Exactly And he was she hit me with a bicycle what which he knows I can He knows I want it and he knows I can't have it yeah, I had to wait I'm stuck there It's gonna get off that bicycle. He leaves it unchained Phrasing Colin Collins Continually called me n-word Collins responded by punching May in the face

and knocking him to the concrete. May then died in the hospital two weeks later. So he- Oh, so he said that guy called me the N-word. Yeah, well, the guy apparently was going, he's claims was going, you N-word, you N-word. You N-word.

You N-word. And he just cold cocked the guy and ended up killing him. What I found interesting was this statement from Ocean County Prosecutor Bradley D. Bilheimer who said certain proof problems in this case resulted in the state entering a plea agreement with a recommended sentence that is far below the normal sentencing range for manslaughter. We apparently communicated this family. I think I had to go to the family and was said look we really want to get this guy, but your dad was saying the N-word a lot and a jury's gonna

Not like that, so why don't we just give him three years? Collins will be eligible for parole after serving 85% of his sentence, so he didn't get away scott-free But again only three years for manslaughter is pretty pretty good. I'm gonna say the n-word defense definitely helped this guy Yeah, okay, that's problem number six for some fucking reason guys. Everyone's really annoyed at all this n-word shit Well, it's got 1972 up votes why don't you go on over fucking cares and vote it up. ["Vote It Up"] That's good. It's just the guitar riff. Okay, well.

Thrilling. ["If You Don't I'll Kill Your Dad"] Hahahaha It's just like listening to the song at that point. If you don't I'll kill your dad It's just like listening to the song at that point There's only four lyrics So Eric never what? I didn't hear that part Eric never what? Okay Well there you go

You're the winner I'm the winner From last week No, Tony's the winner The fans are the winners Well you came in higher than me so Is that how that works? Yeah, that's how it works And we shouldn't go. All right, I'll go I'll go first here

What did you blow your load on all the all the voted up and gay stuff? I'm worried that everyone's tired of it. Let's see here. All right, dick. This is a this is a problem I want you to go back to remembering when you were in school Whoo? At what at what grade? Pretty much any grade you would have experienced. Great memory. Thank you for helping me remember. I'll just remember all the grades at once.

Let's aim for around middle school, I think, is maybe when you became aware of this. Okay, seventh grade. Seventh grade. Sure. So you're in the lunch room, you're getting your lunch. What was the best lunch at your school? Pizza or something? Pizza was good. Yeah. So you get a nice slice of pizza. Maybe pizza bagel sometimes. Pizza bagel, that sounds great. Hamburger was some shit. Hamburger's

not good. Regardless, you got a hamburger, you got a pizza pie, you know, you get a nice piece of a merry, maybe a grilled cheese or something. Okay. Okay. What do you drink with that? Soda. Did they have soda? Yeah, they had a vending machine. Oh, okay? What are you to drink with that soda? Did they have soda? Yeah? They'd have any machine, okay? It's a couple of them, but did you get or nesty or nice? Sure yeah But the other thing that kids go to the machine to get that uh Yeah on the way on the way through the line The nest we could have nesty or milk or milk yeah they let you choose yeah you're paying for it you're paying for it what are you talking about well I

in my school it was like you get the milk the milk get stuck with milk yeah and at least maybe elementary school after you leave the line you can go to the vending machine you get something in the line they only have the milk okay so milk and I remember thinking I don't want I never want to eat milk Well, I remember thinking why the fuck are they giving us milk. How is this healthy? I don't think it was water or something Why do they oh you thought they have fucking shot? What if chocolate milk? Why am I drinking so much? Chocolate milk yeah, okay, okay?

Well dick the reason is a very insidious plot from our nation's dairy farmers. The government. The government. Yeah. To force milk upon children in a problem I am calling mandatory milk. Now you laugh. You laugh, but this is genuinely... this rabbit hole runs deep, Dick. This cow pie is very deep. This cow pie runs deep dick this cow pies very Mandatory mill mandatory milk. All right, I have an anecdote for you in 2023 a high school girl named Mariel Williamson. Yeah

emailed her Principal asking permission to put on a protest against milk She wanted to set up a little table outside the lunch room and say, you know, not only are there inhumane conditions on dairy farms, there's pollution, there's also alternatives like soy milk available. You wouldn't milk some huge titted chick. That's like a PETA ad.

Like you wouldn't do this to a lady. You wouldn't do this to a lady. Yeah. Right, regardless. Guys, you don't want to get jacked off all day, right? So that's a P to add. I support the free speech right of this young girl. If she thinks there's a problem, she should be able to protest it. Now the principal did agree, but with one stipulation, she would also have to set up a separate but equal display for black people to hate grape drink. She had to also...

That's right, I hate grape drink. Promote milk. No, it was not that. What are your shoes over here? Get them out of here. That's because, Dick, of a US Department of Agriculture policy that states that schools must not directly or indirectly restrict the sale or marketing of milk. Doing so- Schools can't interfere with milk? Dude, schools cannot-

It's like anti-BDS law for Israel? The rules about milk are fucking insane. And there's new law, these are new laws that no one is talking about. This is fascinating. What? Okay, doing so. If you interfere with the sale and distribution of milk

in a public school, you are violating the rules. You're violating the law? You're violating the rules of the National School Lunch Program and that could result in huge fines and other corrective actions. From whom? The milkmen?

From the fucking government. They could basically come in and go, the principal is not allowing the free distribution of milk. Now we're gonna milk you, buddy. Well, they're gonna take you out. From the fucking government they could basically come in and go the principal is not allowing the free distribution of milk Well, they're gonna take they'll take you out. They'll take you out Okay, what the fuck's going on? Why how did this happen? Well, I have the history of why this is not like it's not that important is it? Oh man It is not good for you, right? I fucking hate milk

It's it's look I like milk, but I think the only reason I like milk is because it was forced on me at a young age Yeah, I was indoctrinated. Like cigarettes. Into believing that milk is this vital important fluid. It's not good for you It makes your shit stink. I mean it can't be good for you It's not fucking all gurgling and shit. Look whatever amount of benefits it provides It's not nearly as necessary as we've been told to believe. We've been led to believe that if you're not guzzling a gallon of this shit a day, all your bones are going to break in half and you're going to be an old crippled bag of bones.

It's just because it's white. That's why people think it's good for bones. Because they're like, well, the bones are white, the skeleton's white, and the milk's white. Well, a lot of it comes from just kind of this general mysticism, where it's like, well, it's the lifeblood of the children. The mother gives the milk to the infant, and it makes the infant grow strong.

And it's like, yeah, but it's supposed to stop there. Those properties of an infant eating. That's not in the milk that they have at school. No, not at all. You're not drinking breast milk. You're drinking it from a cow now. And whatever property, whatever mystical life-giving motherhood fluid you think the breast milk is,

none of that is related to ripping it out of a cow and forcing kids to drink it. Now, Dairy Stranglehold on school food began some 80 years ago ago built on the outdated idea that cow's milk is essential for children's health. The reason for this Dick is because in 1862 the United States established the Department of Agriculture which had some good discoveries that figured out how to store hay efficiently. The department did or a guy did? Well, a guy working for it.

The department funded it. That's helpful. He would figure that out on his own. But they also figured out how to produce milk year round, you know, reliably rather than seasonally. Typical, before milk was kind of seasonal. You couldn't get it all year round. And you have got to do food videos.

You have got to do food videos. I'm getting taken away on like a, you're like the David Attenborough of talking do food videos. You have got to do food videos. I'm getting taken away. You're like the David Attenborough of talking about food shit. The fast food part two and even this educational shit. I'm like, oh yeah. It's all fascinating. It's year round milk.

Year round milk. So as we're producing year round milk, all of a sudden these dairy farmers go, shit, we're making too much milk. Well, we don't want to throw it out. We got to sell it to some year round. Somebody. I was just kind of like I think figuring out how to keep the livestock you know insulated from the elements. Oh like a roof? Yeah like roofs. Probably like nicer barns or whatever else. I don't think it was

the Department of Agriculture. This was in 1862. I don't think they... A lot of guys came up with the roof. I don't have the exact time. But they did again. I would like to look into that. Now it wasn't, you know, again, so they started producing more and more milk. So over time they have to start convincing Americans milk is so fucking important. You need more milk. But they were still making too much milk until in 1946 Congress finally established the national school lunch program to subsidize school meals. Now this legislation had two purposes. It was again to make sure children were receiving enough calories and nutrition but also to offload our agricultural surplus. To dump the milk? To dump the milk. Cause there was no one else buying this much milk,

so we had to go, fuck, where can we get a lot of people and force them to drink milk? Children, we can force children to do anything. Man. Do you know how annoying dads have been throughout the generations? Yeah. Like, I can pinpoint, like imagine this whole generation

of dads, and you're sitting as a kid and you're watching they're like hey well Let's just make all these kids drink it and you're like what the fuck is wrong with you? I don't want to drink this I don't want to drink this shit You're gonna make millions of kids drink this shit cuz you guys just cuz we know well cuz otherwise the farmers are gonna You know not gonna have enough money. We have to throw it away. So much of America We're not throwing it away So much of America is like drinking the milk You know?

And then that kid grows up and becomes a boomer that we know and despise. Who's also singing the praises of milk and forcing it upon more children. Yeah, who knows everything, you know? The law was a big one winning for the industry. It locked in its biggest customer and shed some of the overproduction,

which actually raised prices for dairy producers So now that there is demand for milk because we have to give we have to turn them out of milk to the kids Yeah, now we can raise the price now You better be eating all this meat too and the milk goes bad. There you go. So supply and demand There's becomes an artificial demand for milk forced upon kids who if you remember are throwing the milk out Wait, why? Because a lot of kids, especially now, they'll go. Oh, they throw it away.

It's mandatory, and it's genuinely mandatory that you gotta give the kids milk. At least in a lot of schools. You have to at least offer it to them. Oh, I threw away all my milk in like elementary school. Yeah, so. It's hot, Arizona. Why the fuck do we have milk here?

Well, here's a great story. Right now it is believed that kids throw away 41% of all the milk sent to schools. So we're paying the dairy industry to put milk into little cartons so we can hand it to a child and the child can then throw it in the trash.

So we're burning oil to ship... Huge amounts of milk. Huge amounts of milk that the kids don't want. God fucking damn it! We're paying children to throw away milk. For some... We're not paying the children.

We forgot to pay somebody to stand in the cafeteria and yell at them to drink the milk. Well here's the thing is that schools in Kansas and Oklahoma said, well, this is silly. We're giving the kids the milk. They're throwing the milk away. Let's just throw the milk away ourselves. Easy, problem solved. They started hanging up posters and the posters said, listen, if you don't want the milk, you don't have to take the milk. That's fine. You wouldn't say the N word, right? Then don't throw away the milk. So they hung up posters saying, well, listen, we have water. If you want a water bottle instead of the milk just take a water bottle. Of course a bottle Yeah, the USDA not a cup interfered

Sending a memo to the school food directors saying that water offerings cannot interfere with the sale or marketing of milk And that it is illegal to hang up posters that suggest that the children do not have to take the milk Bro, you have to give them the milk. You cannot suggest to a child that it is possible for them to not drink the milk. They can independently arrive at the conclusion that they don't want the milk. But if you in any way advertise to them.

You go to jail. Yes, you're going to jail. You put that idea in their heads. In 2018, the USDA sent a clarification memo to every child nutrition state director, warning them that if water offered to students Cannot be made available in any manner that interferes with selection of components of the reimbursable meal Including the milk you cannot offer water in a way that would interfere. We gotta let kids vote milk, you know

Cuz they would maybe they should they get, they really dive into stuff that's important to them. All this milk stuff is just fascinating to me. Uh, now, school cafeterias, as we know right now. How much does this cost? Uh, a fortune. Total. I don't know if I have the numbers. But let's put it this way. So you know how often you drink milk these days? Never. Never. American milk consumption has dropped by 50% since 1975. Meaning that the

dairy industry would be completely fucked. Basically that's why they're implementing all this new shit is they're like, people won't drink milk anymore. And you're like, well, just make other shit. Like cheese is selling good yogurt is selling good yeah but instead the milk to you know milk is a lot easier to produce and they're like no just force it we have to force it on kids more because I won't let the raw milk people do stuff yes that's part of it okay and they also want to indoctrinate kids young they want kids young to develop a taste for milk so that into adulthood they become milk purchasing consumers

Yeah, but they can't figure out how to make it an alcohol drink, milk. That's true. That's the big fuck up. That's a big fuck up on their part. Milk is an unsustainable product both environmentally and financially. In 2015, a staggering 71% of daily farmers revenue was dependent on government support. So 71% of dairy farmers would just go out of business if it wasn't for the government. Doesn't that frighten you? The idea that all of our food supply

is being controlled by the government? Like, I was going to bring in Kamal Harris's shit, but I'm not going to do two government problems in a row. Oh, no, yours is funnier. But isn't it scary to people that? The government has fucked up the farming and food supply so much that we were just making food stuffs and throw them in the trash The whole food pyramid is terrifying where it's like here's what you should eat and you're like, what is this based on? Our surplus. Yeah, whatever we have to get rid of We got a lot of grain and we got to dump it now Okay, eat more cereal eat the cereal

You know what I'm surprised that all the Christ Retards the Christards trad guys haven't started pitching eating cereal. They did that son in your balls shit, which is retarded I'm surprised they haven't gone back to the original like Kellogg you guys got Yeah, that was the original what was back to the original like Kellogg you guys got it. You guys that Yeah, that was the original. What was that? Just the original That's the original pitch. Yeah, but was the original silly had Cornflakes corn flakes. Yes eat corn flakes. You weren't jerk off put that in the schools Anyway, it would be a good thing. So all of this has led to a law that was passed in 2022, which were the Transitional U.S. Department of Agricultural Requirements for Milk in School Meals.

Again, under the current rules, schools must offer students milk in school breakfasts and lunches. Schools must not promote or offer water juice or any beverage as an alternative selection to milk to meet nutritional needs schools can provide milk and only milk so when we were in school the rules were not as bad i think when we were in school like they weren't like yeah you got to take the milk now they're like you got to take that fucking milk and here's why this is racist dick is Why is black people don't like milk well? Black people are lactose intolerant

Milk is only nutritious for those of us who can digest it without getting horribly sick black people are just drinking and shitting their brains Yes, only about half of American African-American children can digest milk with similar rates of lactose intolerance among Mexican Americans. It's even lower for Jews. Only 30% of Jews can drink milk, 10% of Asian Americans, 2% of Southeast Asians, and Native Americans between 0 to 15%. 2% of Southeast Asians are not lactose intolerant. So the rest of them, I don't know what Southeast Asians are not lactose intolerant. So the rest of them, I don't know what Southeast Asians. Only 2% can drink it. Yeah, so the other 98% will get a.

Fucking white people, how many Jews can drink milk? Probably only one. 30%, 30% of Jews can successfully digest milk. And again, every American school child, they're it drink it and the kids are going I feel sick I have cramps. I have vomiting gas bloating diarrhea, and they go. I don't know what the fucking problem is something's wrong with you Yeah, I know what you're thinking dick. You're asking the big question you're going sure What about calcium? Cuz that's not sinking all right. Okay. Yeah, it's a good problem, but I mean...

I'm almost done. I'm almost done. It's a lot. Yeah. The last thing I wanted to say... I'm gonna get the fuck about calcium. Well, that's been the big push for why milk is nutritious, right? It's got calcium.

Now calcium and calcium can help bones. Sure. Fine. But it's not nearly as essential as it's made out to be. Okay? Okay. as essential as it's made out to be. Okay? Because you go, in parts of Europe, some of the most milk hungry countries have the highest rates of hip fractures.

So even though these Europeans are guzzling milk, here's the thing to think about. I just be worried about the poor black people. Do you know which country has some of the lowest rates of hip fractures? Which continent? Australia. Asia. Oh Asia. It's cuz they're skinny. It's cuz they're not drinking. Well but but the thing is they're not breaking their bones but they're also not drinking any milk. Cuz they don't got no old people. They got old people in China. You see Chinese old people they walk it walk like these. They walk like really slow everywhere, you know?

Because they're being careful. But white old people are like, I'm going in the bathtub with my Cialis, here I go, weeee! I can mountain bike until I'm 70. 75, right? But the Asian old people are like, going really slow. The Asian people are not living these American boomer lifestyles.

Yeah, exactly. That's why they're not breaking the hips Regardless, we are again paying children to throw away milk by the That's great, man. So much milk just we could just pay the kids to just take it and pour it into like a sewer You know it would do have the same effect as the dairy industry But they want the kids to drink is they want the kids to like it. They want the kids to go Oh, I like they're gonna find with the one kid Oh, you're down in last milk fucking love this milk shit, man I'm gonna drink it for the rest of my life

So if you want to know where your government money is going it's going to forcing children to take a milk carton that plan And pour it down the gutter. Well, it came out in 2022. So it must have been Who came up with all this milk shit, though? Well, I think part of it. Did that girl ever get her protest? She did actually end up filing a freedom of speech lawsuit. And I believe. Did she win?

I think she did win. She did win. So we could get arrested by going to a school with, like, fuck milk, suck my cock milk. I think if we were outside the school, yes. Protest signs. But if you were inside the school Suck my cock milk suck my cock milk

I don't want to say that Kids kids No no no no we're not doing that Fuck milk But uh Let's fuck milk up the ass If we in any way tried to interfere with the promotion and distribution of milk within the school system

Yeah In an official capacity We could dress up like a cow Quit that and cut we farm within the school system. Yeah? In an official capacity. You could dress up like a cow. Clip that in Kiwi Farm. And all that milk in there? That came from these tits. I'll just squeeze some of that.

Oh, we're doing tits? Ha ha ha. Anyway, my problem is mandatory milk. Mandatory milk. You got a winner on your hands there. It's a very fascinating subject. Again, I know I got a little lengthy there, but there's just so much to cover.

That's OK. You stepped on all my problems. Well, I didn't know that was going to happen. Well, I was I got a little lengthy there, but there's just so much to cover. That's okay. You stepped on all my problems. Well, I didn't know that was going to happen. Well, I was going to do this government one. You can do another government one. No, it's too much government shit. I'm going to do... I mean, this is dairy industry. That's like a mafia more than a government. I can't believe they sell...

I set you up there. Same thing. Oh. Can't believe they're so such a thing same thing Whatever I Guess this one's kind of related here kids throwing out milk I don't even know if I can put this put this problem on I'm gonna throw your milk You don't even need to take it you can't put that poster up. Don't don't let children Don't take if you're gonna throw it away. Don't take the milk. Hey Take the fucking milk. Do you believe that's your job? How was work today honey pretty good I made kids throw away their milk I Told another adult that they can't that they can't recommend I saw if you're not gonna drink the milk throw it away a child asked me if there was any water and I screamed

It even so he took the milk throw it away. A child asked me if there was any water and I screamed at him until he took the milk. A kid asked me if orange juice was okay. It's like you'd have to, I mean once you start, if you fix the system by just killing people, yeah, you'd never stop. But you can just walk anywhere, just go to a Ram school. Hey, who's the guy that does the milk thing around here? That guy. Hey, you. Alright. Come on, let's go outside and have a conversation. Okay, tell me about your day. Okay. And who's that? Uh huh. And what did he say? Oh, he's the one that told you, he's the one that told you how to

make them take down the poster. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And who else? Just a lot of bad guys all in a row. Okay. You. How'd you get into this? I think I would be good at yelling at kids for not taking the milk. And who else? Just a lot of bad guys all in all. Okay, yeah, you. How'd you get into this? Walk me through it. I think I would be good at yelling at kids

for not taking the milk. I want that job. You better be careful, man. Kids, if you think Reddit comments are bad, kids will tear you up. Get right under you. Right under your skin. All right, this is related.

This is a particularly- Big problem. A very, very big problem. Worse than the mandatory milk. No. Way, way worse. Now, I want to show it. I wanna show it.

But I don't know if I can, even though it's on Instagram. Do you think I could show this? I think you could show the ones that aren't that one. I could show this one, maybe? You could show, show if she's like if it's no under anything. Okay. Yeah, I can show this one. Yeah, okay I'm just gonna show it for a moment and I don't want people to get excited under boob. No, yeah No actual skin. Okay. Look at this. See this. Yeah, see this lady Right, yeah hot. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. yeah. Look at those big ol'... Wow.

Those are bouncing around. Yeah, a little hot, aren't they? Yeah, I've never seen such buoyancy in that. Never seen such buoyancy, Vito. These are fool's tits. Fool's tits? These are... What do you mean?

How can that be? Look, this is a rubber... No, no. You see this? These aren't real tits. No, you can't show that one. No, I took it away. I know you took it away, but...

These aren't real tits. What do you mean? This is a... ...a prosthesis that this woman... Remember that guy that was trans that wore those giant rubber tits? That was hilarious because I knew it was a guy. No woman would wear that. Now women have done it, and they're pretending that shit is real.

No, that's not allowed. You can find another one of these that's just safe for. It is. It's become all there is on Instagram now. Is these women wearing obviously fake prosthesis tits like that Z-cup whatever sure wood shop teacher and acting like it's their real tits there's more than one girl doing this it's like fucking roaches man so do they go on public? I feel like I'm in the IDF and I just walked into Palestine and it's like where are all these kids coming from right?

it's fucking unreal hundreds of thousands of followers and not just Indian men complimenting them it's white men of every race and every color. They're falling for this. Damn they're falling for it big time and it's totally not it's totally polluting the ecosystem because it's normal Real women. Those could be real dick dick. No, they're not real! They might be though. I mean, I can't imagine a woman lying about this. I'll find another one.

I'll show you another one. And you can find them anywhere. Yeah. It's like, so this is what happened, right? Remember the mobile games? They were all fake. Right. And they all get you to like, Ebony or Age of Empires.

They give me the download, yeah. And you don't get to play that game? No, Age of Empires sucks. It's like, stupid. It's just the same. Like, Armville. Like, you're just waiting for shit. Waiting for meters to fill up. Like, oh no, I gotta wait more, okay.

I'll pay the thing. They fixed that finally, right? Everyone got wise to it. But then the scam moved to these Instagram thoughts wearing, and it's also worse because they have like an additional set of clothing on. So what you see is like a baby doll t-shirt or whatever. It's actually like they're wearing a ski jacket on top of

that. Guys are beating off to even more clothing. It's like a hit job practically. Well before you start playing the video, I mean the thumbnail, it just looks like a lady with big tits. I mean, I mean, it's easy to get like titillated Fucking fool sits yet again. There's a sort of an unnatural movement to them right right right right? Let me show you okay. Here's another one, and this is not like this isn't just Ones that I can I stumbled across today. I like they have gigantic nipples on the fake breast so they poke through the gigantic nipples on the fake breasts so they poke through the You don't even bother to- and it's- it's like I'm telling you it's all fucking over You see this one? See this end how she's got a Cleavage there. Look at this. Okay, I'm gonna pop that up real- you see that right there?

Yeah, sure. Right? Watch this watch this watch what happens when you click on it Okay. Fucking Photoshop dude. Oh, yeah, that's- okay. Fucking 100% Photoshop. Look at this, it's not real. No, those are uh... You see this? And look at these guys talking to her. What else do you bring to the table? Every day and night. Yes, I need you. This is fucking... they're fucking going nuts over kickballs. She's got... Yeah, what would I compare these to? Because they don't have like a... They don't have like a real weight to them You know? It's like they're way too floaty. It's just like this shit

It's like this fucking mouse pad. Even those I think have more heft to them than these These look like just straight up balloons. I know that sounds like a obvious comparison but Any of these people ever go out in public try to fake guys? While walking around on the street or they just hang out in their stupid apartment? What's the point of women would never want to deal with guys in real life

They just want to pretend to have giant tits on Instagram and steal money from guys. I find this You thought you are? Captivated by this. I mean cuz I want them to be real right Do you see what they're doing to our brains? I'm looking at them like well- They're fucking with us big time! If those were real I'd be a happy boy, but they're not. They're not!

And you're gonna end up grabbing a- And this fucking bitch! And also they're all pretending to be into old guys. They all have like, me when I see older guys and I'm like, boy? And it's like, those are not fucking- Cause probably cause older guys like, fall for this stupid shit. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? It's like the boomers on Facebook falling for the AI Images of a grandmother next to a cake that says 111 it goes my name's Edith

And I baked this cake for my birthday It has a hundred thousand replies you probably post that on there and go I love the army ones What are the army ones or it's like a guy just got back from Iraq or something? kind of like you can't tell what's going on if he's coming or going sometimes there's multiple army guys and like the son will be dressed like an army guy and the dad will be dressed. It looks like army propaganda but I don't understand what the message is. Or it's for or yeah or who's sad and why? But then there's just a million boomers on Facebook going I've served in the 802 and I respect the flag. You know, it used to be where if a chick was hot,

and then they could go on OnlyFans and be a whore, whatever, and you're like, all right, good for you. Like, you can be a baseball player, right? Like, you were born with a gift, and it takes a lot of work, but you got there. But now it's like, you just strapped on a pair of the Canadian wood shop teacher's tits. Well, I also wonder. And now you're doing it?

That's not fair. I can't do that. I can't go play baseball with a rocket pack up my ass. Right? Yeah, they don't allow that anymore. I was going to say, you know, it would be one thing if they were like comically oversized, I would go, oh, well, there's a comical element to it. Look at these giant things.

They're selling it as real. They're being sneaky about it. Yeah, they're getting what could theoretically. And they're saying porn is messing with guys' brands. Like, oh, these guys are growing up, and they have unrealistic beauty standards. Kids are going to see that on Instagram. Yeah, what the fuck is this then? And he's gonna go to his girlfriend and he's gonna go, why don't your tits float like Kirby?

What the fuck's going on? How come your nipples don't go through a burlap sack? Well, I can understand the disappointment. I'm disappointed. You think a kid would rather throw milk away or grow up and they're like, oh, you mean they don't want milk like that? Well, my problem is too much milk. Your problem is no milk. Not enough real milk.

Because those things are empty. They're full of air and sadness. That's crazy. Well, there's a lot of fake marketing out there. I see it every day now. Thankfully- I don't even go looking for it. I think this is an argument again for industry regulation.

You know, again, we should be able to go with- We need to regulate women able we need to regulate women We need to regulate women and it's um hey stop with it If you're gonna contour you got to post it before a photo on your yeah on your dating app You have to put on there this shit is alive These tests aren't real faces fake. I'm a huge bitch in real life And the same way I should do food videos You need to make videos exposing the lies of women. Yeah, but I can't monetize that

I'm stuck on rumble. Yours is like yours is primo Q factor. Yeah, that's true It's right in there. The government's got to step in they go like women you get three or three lies every day, okay? They can't get even like ten at least come on. They're women They'll get to the fourth line. They're like you did the tits thing You're not the government robot first Arrested yeah You're asking too much of women. I'm just trying to I'm just trying to get the word out It's a big problem

Guys are gonna vote it down because they're they think they're real because they're stupid, but they're not. Well, my prom is too much milk. Your prom, again. Fool's tits. Fool's tits. I never thought I would see this. Really? Yeah, really. I saw that wood shop teacher was like, that's awesome. Fuck women. Let's pretend to be women, right?

But then women saw that and they're like, oh. Women have been- I could be an only fans Hold on hold on women have been padding their bras not like this Well, because they have access to this this is a new technology. I Think you're gonna start seeing this in real life You're gonna see a lot more of this no yeah, women would call them out if they were doing it in real life They don't want that you know they'd all do it together It's gonna be like black women with the were doing it in real life. They don't want that. No, they'd all do it together.

It's gonna be like black women with wigs. White women just with- Black women don't- Yeah, exactly! Black women don't call rip them off when they get in fights. Yeah, exactly! Black women don't call rip them off when they get in fights. That's not your real nails. They're like fucking plastic crazy nails, you know? It's just gonna be one of those things that everyone accepts. Everyone's just gonna be walking around in suits.

I think, uh, I think society is changing in a lot of ways. You're gonna see a lot of- A lot of fakery out there Man I kind of want to watch one of these videos now. I just want to see that you're into it I'm missing my own. I really want to knock them around. It looks like it would be fun I want to take a baseball bat to her chest. She's not even showing her tits off. So I know she's getting out She's not even doing anything. They just have that that thing where like you ever You ever look at I don't know what I would say it is

You know like mochi. I know mochi. Yeah, you're looking mochi and you're like, I don't really want to eat it I just kind of want like poke it Not mochi. Oh, oh, yeah A little rice like dumbly whatever you kind of poke it and then see it like kind of come back a little bit Or like a stress ball. Yeah, but you can't do that with these. Yeah, I can only look at can't bat them around It's the worst is if I pay her can I bat him around you can just buy them? There's no there's no requirement for her fun. If it's on a lady Then it's more fun if it's on a lady. Like, it's like, I would go... Well then it's... Then it's even more difficult!

You know? Hey, I wanna do a video out in public. I'm gonna get one of these girls and then anytime I'm gonna have an argument with her on the street and go, Ah, how about this? Wabap! Wabap! See, it's bad because they're getting away with it.

They're getting away with it. They're getting away with it. They don't have to do anything. They're not showing anything. They don't even have anything special to be showing. They're lying on top of it and they're just soaking in these simps. It's totally ridiculous. It's gotta be stopped. It's gotta be stopped. Well, that's your, again, maybe you've made videos exposing this, but unfortunately you're

right, you would be demonetized. I can't do it. And it sounds like Daily Wire and Rumble are running out of money, which would be the only places to make that happen. Are they? Daily Wire is making an entire King Arthur miniseries. Is Ben Shapiro doing that? No, that Jeremy Boring guy is.

He sucks. God, he's bad. And I was watching some stuff for it. You know how there's going to be trans jokes in it? Apparently, it's based on some books. Do you have a penis, yawn lady? They're trying to make it very much like a game. Their Game of Thrones is going to be their prestige Game of Thrones series.

But I don't know if you know this, everyone in Hollywood, they don't let you make any King Arthur stuff in Hollywood anymore because it never makes money. For some reason, nobody cares about European fantasy unless it has elves and wizards in it now. You gotta update it. Well, they're not doing that at all. Oh man, I watched the behind the scenes. I'm like, bro, you gotta make it look less gay because this just looks like a fucking 1950s period piece. Okay. My problem, Dick, is getting locked out. This is when you have a pair of keys that allows you access to your favorite places,

perhaps your house or your car. Yeah. You got locked out. Or your storage container, whatever it is, storage facility. You have a storage facility? I used to. Okay. And then I remember having to go Because I lost the key or forgot the key

I don't know was okay, and every time you do this you feel like a fucking idiot. You're like for the love of God Yeah, the one thing I had to do was not Lock the door then close the door and then go away. What about that thing that opens the door again? close the door and then go, oh wait, what about that thing that opens the door again? Yeah. I've done this a lot. I've done this a lot. And every time it's just like this sinking feeling of like, I've just inconvenienced myself for no reason.

There was no, all I needed to do. And then, but then it becomes a tick. Cause now every time I'm out, every two seconds, I'm like, do I have my keys? Do I have my keys? Do I have my wallet? No, that's normal. That's not, that's normal behavior. But that's, it feels bad. It feels weird. I mean, I guess it's good. It's good to be mindful, but it's still this weird. So the other day I locked my, I was all excited. I'm like, oh, I'm going to get in my car. I'm going to go get a party sized pizza, which I normally enjoy by myself every weekend, you know, just a couple. Do you really? No, I don't get a party pizza. What do you get too? Yeah, two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub. What do you get? Two. I normally have a party sub., you know, just come here really no What do you get to yeah, I normally a party sub one of those subs in a big ring Yeah, didn't I send you that picture of that party sub I saw it. Yeah, we gotta get one of these Anyway, so I got side to go get my giant size party sub

What do you really get though? Because I feel like you're saying that as a joke, but you're hiding something shameful. I've been getting cheeseburgers from The Hat. You know The Hat? Yeah. Pastrami, right? You got a Reuben over there? I don't know if you can get a Reuben. They do make really good pastrami, but I've actually found out that they make like just a great classic cheeseburger. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm just like, wow, this is just like infinitely- Pasadena. Yeah, there's a couple. They're mostly around Pasadena. I'm just like wow this is just like infinite Pasadena. Yeah, there's a couple there mostly around Pasadena. I'm like wow this is infinitely better than anything I get it like Burger King or McDonald's or anything so I just get a burger with basically nothing on it. Yeah. It's good protein. Good protein. So I go out to get my beloved burger sometimes a double

burger maybe maybe put some cheese on there I don't know. Yeah. And then I realize Mike fucking locked my keys in the house. So Then you have to lock your keys. You got one of those I lock it from the inside and then I close the door when I got to stop doing that I said you only lock it with the key. Yeah. Yeah, maybe I should But it's so quick to just it's not worth it I guess not because then you got to play the game of how do I get back in the fucking house? Wait a minute. I forgot this oh

There we go now. We know it's a new problem So you gotta play the game of like oh god am I gonna have to break a window did I unlock that you go? Check the other door that you learn how to break into your own shit really yeah Well, that's the thing is then I go I'm gonna have to jump through the window Maybe it's easier for you as a fat guy trying to get through my little No, and then the cats I open the door that you can crawl through No, I don't like that. No, I have to use my bedroom window and And hopefully it's not locked if it is locked I have to like jigger something under it to get under it. Anyway, and my cats are like, what are you doing?

What's going on? I'm like, we're not having fun. This is not a fun situation. Okay, your 290 pound fucking owner is trying to jam himself through. 290, not according to my measurements, buddy boy. Probably 300. Yeah. Trying to jam himself through a fucking little window.

Yeah. And then I end up busting my ass, falling through it. Or what's worse is when you need... It's that stupid screen. I've had to climb up, when I was a kid, I had to climb up the outside of my parents' house and tear that screen out. And then I think that screen is still torn

when I tore it and pulled it out. I had to fuck around with mine. I have one that luckily the whole screen can come out, but it's a huge pain in the ass to get it out. I guess it's worse when you have to rely on a third party to fix your obvious fuck up and they kind of got this Smirk on their face like anytime you call the triple-a guy and you're like I'm locked out of my car. They go Oh, yeah, yeah, the keys are locked in there. You're like, yeah the key You don't have like a separate set of keys inside or I think inside I think I do now for the longest time

I didn't have a spare okay And you know you're out if you're not at home and you like drive to like the mall. Locking yourself out. That's the problem. Locking yourself out, yeah, because then the AAA guy comes and he goes, Hey, I was locked in there, huh? And you're like, Yeah, they're locked in there. He goes, hey. Does one of you just show up and not talk? Is there a...

Is there like a great separate service triple-a can there be a mobile locksmith that doesn't have this smirk of like mmm like dot dot dot that I can call that just doesn't they don't talk over there and I'll tip them more and then that guy I don't want to play like a cash cab game where the service guy the tow truck shows up and then every word they say knocks their tip down. Yeah. 50 bucks. Ooh. Well, some of these guys are professional and they just get the job done.

But sometimes you get the ones who are like so fucking pleased with themselves where they go, hey, look what I can do. Yeah. You're not my buddy. I could do this if I had that thing. Slim Jim. Just cause you have, I like, use that a inflated bag now you see Is it not fuck up the car well basically they wedge this?

Bag between the the door jam and then they inflate the bag Oh, so the door so like pops the opens It'll either like pop it cuz the doors just like while I'm out enough Or it'll just give them enough so they can just like wedge the slim Jim in there infinitely easier they don't do that wedge anymore and then hook the The last two times this has happened to me a guy's taking a little inflatable bag got it between the door jim I just like you know that doesn't sound like Car but I'm also saying I'm like he's like yeah, look what I can do look what I can do I'm like I could I could inflate a fucking bag. I just don't have the bag. Why are you so pleased with yourself?

And then you gotta pay him 100 bucks or whatever the fuck it is. Luckily I have AAA. I think AAA covers it. Locking yourself out, Dick. That's the biggest problem in the universe. You ever lucked something out that's running or anything like that?

Like a car that's running? Yeah, I don't know anything like that. No, I didn't do that It's great when other people do it though So I don't think it's a big problem if you're at like a campsite and somebody's freaking out cuz they lock their Shit in their car and they're like going nuts like oh man. This makes my relaxing so much better Cuz I don't not because I could easily be you yeah I'm not and I'm not gonna help cuz there's nothing to help you just got to sit around and wait and freak out That's horrible. I would not take I would not take you and I'm not. And I'm not gonna help, because there's nothing to help. You just gotta sit around and wait and freak out. That's horrible.

I would not take joy in someone else being locked out. I'm not taking the joy. I'm just happy that it's not me and that it is you. I also, whenever I've had to sneak back into a place, I'm going, I really hope some asshole doesn't call the cops. Like this is a break-in. I remember one time I had to break, I got locked out of my buddy's apartment.

Yeah. And the only way to get in was through his door and, or through his window. Yeah. And his window was right above his collection. Seamen collection. Well, I think it was a semen collection. Also, every beer can he'd drunk over the last six months.

Yeah. So I ended up just being like, all right, don't fall, don't fall. And then I just fell into a pile of like three You did it hurt bad because they're all aluminum and they turn into like a titanium Yeah, exactly well they all got flattened and turning that I'm like I came home. He's like what happened to my beer can't sculpture. I'm like sculpture fuck off I Smashed it up for fun. Yeah

Anyway getting locked out. That's my problem, okay? Fuck off. I smashed it for fun. Yeah. Anyway, getting locked out, that's my problem. Okay. My problem is, let me see here, I was gonna do two. Oh yeah, shorts with liners. Like swimsuits. Well yeah, but like they're not, swimsuits, that's fine. Okay.

Cause you're gonna go in the water. Yeah, and you don't want fine. OK. Because you're going to go in the water. Yeah, and you don't want your balls going everywhere. You can't wear underwear in the water. Sure. Like it's cotton. It's going to chafe. I agree. You're going to get monkey pox or something.

Yeah. But shorts that are not swimming trunks that have a liner, like exercise shorts, you don't encounter shorts that have- I don't know if my shorts have a liner. Oh man. Every, I buy- No, I have no liner in these shorts. I come across so many shorts that I'm like,

all right, these are a nice pair of shorts, right? Can't you just cut the liner out? Yeah, but I feel like I'm not supposed to. Like the mattress tag. I feel like it's there for a reason. You don't cut the mattress tag off? I don't think so. I feel like if I cut it off so I think if I cut it off

I'm gonna have it she cut off liner Remnants there, and it's gonna fuck with the integrity of the shorts some in some way or that. I'm using the shorts wrong How many pairs of shorts do you have? 30 or 40 really yeah, okay fun shorts What are fun shorts? Like gold shorts I got a great pair of gold gold lame shorts Okay, but they have a liner in them sure, but I'm gonna wear them But I don't understand what the liner is there for because why would I put like I don't want my underwear to be my shorts

Right, you know what that's why the liner there That's what I want to know about it. See why are you putting? Like runners shorts. Why are there? Pre-built underwear into the shorts yeah, but this is one of these questions that I am curious And I go I wish dick had researched his problem for two seconds You know that they're trying to fuck you over with some sort of, you know that they're trying to sneak underwear in. You think it's because they're trying to sneak underwear into the shorts.

Yes, they want to be, because they know that the shorts are good, so you'll buy them. But then they're trying to like upsell you on their underwear, like we're all you need. These shorts are all you need. You don't need any underwear. I've never had- But I do need the underwear. I've never had shorts pitched to me as you don't need underwear to wear these shorts.

Man, it's a ton of shorts. Is that what's happening? It's a huge, like, probably, it's to a point now where I'm worried if I buy shorts or borrow shorts from someone, I'll peek and see if it has a liner in it. Yeah. And then I'll, like, I don't want to get my hopes up. If the then I'll like I don't want to get my hopes up if the shorts Look good. I mean Fucking deal the liner on and it's like putting

Tidy whitey underpants on over boxer shorts. It's like way too much underwear It's like two things of underwear have you ever tried cutting out the liner to see if it feels fine No, cuz I don't want to... Because what if that affects the structural integrity of the shorts in some other way? I don't think it would! I don't think there's a lot of structural integrity going on. It's too late for the waistband. Then why is it there? Like...

I don't know, maybe some people like it. No, you need to have... Your underwear need to be separate, because the underwear are going to go bad before the shorts are. This is the kind of thing I wish you'd gotten anecdotes online. Maybe there's like an entire community of guys who go, Well I wasn't gonna bring it in except you were doing all that milk shit. I thought you just, I didn't know the milk thing was gonna be a big government thing. I was gonna do price controls and I brought in a bunch of stuff for that and then the fake tits,

but the liner of the shorts is a big, it's a big problem. It's a backup problem, I get it. No, it's not a backup of the shorts is a big problem. It's a backup problem I get it. No it's not a backup problem it's a big problem. I've wanted to bring it in for a long time because it's such a big problem. Drop the ball on it and that's fine. They're great shorts too. You'll find a great pair of shorts that has liners. It feels like you can't get them. It feels like you're ruining the shorts though because sometimes the liner feels like it's good but I'm not using the shorts as underwear. Because what if someone says, are you wearing underwear? You can't say no, because technically you're not, but if you say no...

You've never experienced that. No one has ever asked you if you're wearing underwear. Yes, people have asked me if I'm wearing underwear. Where? It happens. It happens. At the warehouse. Maybe if you're getting on someone's shoulders or something, they're like, are you wearing underwear? It happens at the warehouse Maybe if you're getting on someone's shoulders or something they're like are you wearing underwear? How often are you getting on someone's shoulders? But it could happen. It could happen. It could happen. I can tell you that no one's letting me on their shoulders

So I will never experience that. Yeah, but you don't have this problem with shorts anyway. I guess not Imagine if pants came with little underwear stapled inside that'd be fucking weird Right? Yeah, I guess I just want to know why it's there. I'm curious now You think Eric July's summer collection shorts has a liner in them? We should find out cuz uh is everyone excited again I always thought the liner was so you could use them if you wanted to as a swimsuit No, cuz this the shorts are like workout shorts They're not the correct swimming suit material. Maybe the workout shorts. They're not the correct swimming suit material shorts.

Well, maybe the workout shorts you're not supposed to wear underwear. Maybe the short is supposed to do the work. Why would I do a workout and sweat out of my ass crack and then in the same shorts that I'm going to wear the rest of the day? The shorts don't get sweat on them. The underwear does. It doesn't make sense. Well, the shorts still get sweat on them, the underwear does. It doesn't make sense. Well, the shorts still get sweat on them.

Not really. Well, you're describing it, I feel like there should be an entire containment system for your lower half if you're working out. Yeah, underwear. It's the underwear. The underwear is the containment system. The underwear is what soaks through and gets into the shorts anyway. So you're taking a shit, right?

Sure. And then you're up and you just pull your shorts on? That's fucking disgusting. Maybe in case you accidentally shit your pants, there's like an extra hammock so it doesn't go everywhere It still does I have shit my pants with underwear and liner shorts on it still does go everywhere well I hope somebody working in the textile industry can let us know I don't want to know your stupid explanation I want to know a liner vs. No liner? It's a ruin of a good shorts. It's a ruin of a great shorts.

That's the name of the problem, ruin of a great shorts. No, because I have other shorts related problems that are where they're ruined. I have a lot of shorts related problems. I do! Shorts with liners, okay. Shorts with liners. Getting locked out. Mandatory liners getting locked out mandatory milk getting locked out and fool's tits fool's tits

Man you guys I bet there's guys out there who have been adding women and beating off to them not knowing that they're fake Like not fake tits in the skin. Yeah, just totally fake like a necklace Oh when you go to look at a trans porn, it's a fake dick. And you're like, well, what's the point of this? Is it? Is that real? Yeah, they've done that. What?

Well, get like a really hot lady, because, you know, I won't say why, but, you know. Because they're cheaper. Women work for like 70%. They're a lot cheaper. Yeah, and they'll give them a fake dick. Your hair smells like weed. Really?

They give them a fake dick? Yeah. What do they do with it? You know, pretend like, oh, them a fake dick. Your hair smells like weed. Really, they give them a fake dick? Yeah. What do they do with it? You know, pretend like, oh, look at my dick. You know? Women with a dick. What are you doing with that thing? This is way back.

This was when the FUTA was a popular thing. Food? F-U-T-A. Oh, OK. So they would get like massively oversized fake dicks to be like... Who's they? What are you talking about? There was like a site that had this, I remember... Okay....people posting.

Is it still around? It's on Instagram now? I don't know. I remember them having... Why don't they have... Why don't guys start doing that? But they also had like the Z-Cub fake tits, I remember. Because when you said that, I was remembering... Like, this was like a decade ago. There was some website, I think it was like Foodnari.com or something. I'm gonna get one of those Packers.

That trans, the Elliot Page Packer. I'm gonna get a special branded Elliot Page Packer. Take all my pictures with that. Seems like the fake prosthetic tit technology has not gotten any better in like the past decade. Yeah. They still look really fake fake because the tits are getting worse Yeah, because when they're getting fatter so the technology doesn't have to get any better. Oh, there you go. That's the sad part All right. Those are the problems. Those are the problems

I'll do some oh Don't forget guys our new bonus episode the biggest problem in card games available at patreon.com slash biggest problem and back.by Biggest problem we had a lot of fun with that one. I posted a clip talking about Eric July's summer collection From that episode if you want a little teaser that's available on our YouTube channel. How many shorts has he sold? How much money made selling fucking stupid t-shirts I don't know, he's bragging about how much money he made selling fucking stupid t-shirts. Goddamn, it's gonna be so funny when his company goes under. When the firings start, that'll be when the funny starts. When he has to fire someone who's on the t-shirt of everyone in his company, when you're like,

Why would I want a t-shirt that has your fucking social media director's face on it? What does that accomplish for me? Why would I want a t-shirt with these witch whores on it? Yeah, the Saskasisters. Ugh. I'll say one thing about Todd McFarlane. Todd McFarlane never sold a Todd McFarlane's face on a t-shirt t-shirt. With his assistant.

Yeah, with his fucking assistant. He sold a Spawn t-shirt. Let's see. I think there might be a summer collection voicemail. Good. Rip Averse Shorts. yeah, here we go. Hey, Dick, hey, Vito, it's me, Don Mozzarella. So Vito was talking on the bonus episode

about Eric Jolai's retarded basketball shorts or whatever and how they have, well, Vito was, most superhero shorts are made for children. And while that's true when you're talking about white people superheroes, like Spider-Man or Captain America, you forget that every black dude in the public basketball courts,

I just said blast it ball. Anyway, every black person in the basketball court, they have those fucking Goku super saiyan like they got the basketball shorts with all of the anime people on it and that's what Eric July wants his brand to be I didn't forget that his heroes to be as iconic and cool as fucking go to really they have they have go for your shorts if first of all I've never seen this and and second of all, I don't think... I don't know, is Eric thinking that far ahead that he wants to be a-

I need to- I need it shown to me that black guys are wearing Goku shorts- Oh look! He's right! Yeah, but that's- that's a little different, I'm gonna say. It's a logo. It doesn't have a picture of fucking Goku on it. Yeah. Uh... Yeah, Don Mozzarella.

Here- here's the thing, here's the reason he's wrong. Eric knows black people are not buying his products. He knows this. He's not that dumb. He's dumb. You don't think so? He knows that he is selling his entire brand. He's gonna have a meetup at Cherty's Chicken and go like, What the?

We gotta pimp it out, all the brothers are gonna be in here. Look at his whole company. His whole company is just white guys right in the comics white ladies reading the car like Overseeing the car he did I think he has a good friend white he hired Kane white and you went okay good At least you got another black guy in there Kane and white fucked up so bad. He fucked up shorts look like shit But Eric knows that it is white people. He is selling to. Yeah. He is not an urban street brand. Rip-A-Verse. Let me look up the Rip-A-Verse shorts. Did you see their big sale going on right now?

A lot of Rip-A-Verse items are discounted down to just $5 because Eric horrifically overprinted every single item. It's a $5 sale again? It's a $5 sale again. Wow. And it covers even more things than before. Bro, look at this shit. Look at this.

The Rip-A-Verse. $40? $40? You didn't know that? How the fuck is it $40? Look at this description of the shorts. Those suck! It's like a- Bro, a t-shirt should be 25 bucks. A pair of shorts should be the same. A t- honestly shorts are less than a t-shirt. A t-shirt has two arms and a hole in the head. Maybe a shirt's a little less comic.

All right, the shorts can be $30. You want a sheet of Plastisol ink on your shorts? That's comfortable. That's going to fucking come out in the wash immediately. Have you followed a guy, ComicScape? Rip-A-Verse fans are faithful in their product offering requests. Having been asking for warm weather apparel

For a good while now ask and you shall receive bro. These are all separate sentences. Well, this one's a sentence fragment Ask does he think anyone is reading this other than us? Is he writing this for us keeping cool in a scorcher is more about more than wearing a good tank top instead of a hoodie Heavy long pants won't do you any favor? WHO IS WRITING THE- BRO ARE YOU FUCKING EXPLAINING PANTS? WHO HEARD YOU? ARE YOU FUCKING EXPLAINING PANTS AND SHORTS ERIC?

SHOW ME NEAR Yo, when you roll up in your near you could see them right in their face But if you far baby, then you far out. What the fucking shorts?! He really thought people wouldn't buy his shorts if he didn't explain what pants are first. To give our fans a fine chance against the heat. We're doing it in style. This is not style.

This is a style for retards. Well, keeping cool in a scorcher, you know, he's thinking there might be somebody out there who goes, wow, it is a scorcher, but I'm not sure how I could possibly keep cool. It's the Rippamers back to school sale. Oh wow Just your little Sturchus up in a pair of these gay shorts There's pants that are less long than pants. If only these pants, if only there was another way That's literally what this is. ISOM comes in. Hey eyes. Oh, it's I suck off men. That ain't my name How is this so long? He has to explain who drew the shorts

Back to give our fighting chance. We're pleased to offer the Ripperverse shorts as part of the Ripperverse summer collection. It's August, bro Summer collections come out in May Yeah, because staying cool is a full body experience. What the fuck does that mean? I don't- staying cool is a full body shorts exp- we got the ribbers as the full body shorts. So basically like it must be what is it Carol Brown is just sitting around and going- pretending to be black. I'm gonna get fired at any point. I need to go well eric who else would have written uh fucking three run-on paragraphs about what shirts are do you have a job she has what's the job well you gotta write in eric's voice an illiterate with no dad yeah wow who went

to texas anyone or texas something next track scholarship I could do that look at how they can't even just say look back again with the Same pencil that has graced many a rip a verse comic cover and poster in rip a verse our director Canaan white that's not a sentence back again back again Come up with the same pencil that has graced many a reverse comic cover and poster is okay. You're right. You got there it's the same guy who writes all of his synopsis because this guy refuses to just pick one thing where it's always like back again with the same pencil that is graced many a rip reverse comic cover is rip reverse art director Kaneo White he always feels need to go and he did posters too you're writing

marketing copy it should be straight to the point. And there should be far less of it. Say this pair of cool shorts has Isam, Yaira, Alphacore, and Ritard, Ricky the Ritard. Barbo. Stay cool in a hot. Shit fuck. Stay cool this summer with these cool shorts.

That's it. Spurgus, Bungle Puss, the pedophile villain of Goody. Canaan's simple but effective design on the right leg of the shorts Features headshots of our four fan favorite Ripper vs. characters Wait, what do you mean fan favorite? There's no other characters! Those are the only characters! Nah, they got Goody-ing-ing shorts the selection of whom should be no surprise to fans You already said they're fan favorites You don't need to mention fans in the same sense cuz the fans pick them with there will be a surprise to fans because they're fan Favorites the favorites of the fans. That's why they're for the fans and by fans. I mean

The people who love these characters. Thank you. Thanks for your support. From the top left to right, clockwise rotation. Eric. Just say it has Isam and Yaira on it. And whoever the fuck else. From the top left to right, clockwise rotation. Okay. We have everyone's favorite femme fatale. Hold on from the top right to right okay clockwise rotation, okay, okay?

We have everyone's favorite femme fatale you provide a diagram Maybe and fatale of frost Yaira the leader of oh the leader of flora sparks protectors Brian Solari of alpha God dude these names just get gayer and gayer every time I have to read them I don't understand. I still don't understand how he comes- Brian Solari, I almost in there, I'm like, oh Solari, like the sun. Okay. Solar Man. Solar Man.

Yeah. Ice-Som. Like Superman 4. Yaira. Goudin. And fresh from his retirement. Braxwell. Oh, so he's good at Braxing?

And the Devling Hunting Blood Witch herself. Sydney- how's that a fan favorite? She didn't even have a fucking comic. Yeah fuck her The dead blood roof Devlin hunting the Devlin hunting the devil Oh, I think Evelyn hunting devilings. I think are what he calls. I don't know. I think that's what he calls That was monsters devilings Devlin it must be a must be what he refers them is I Like now that he's gonna explain to us how he's helped us with fashion though.

This is the best part. Matching clothes. Oh God. Listen, Dick, it's very hard to match black with black, but they've made it very simple for us by providing only black colored clothing. Isn't that helpful? That he's helped us match our clothing Matching making it in a single color is a pastime that isn't made for everyone

What the fuck are you talking about these are shorts? Black shorts would go with pretty much everything It's really hard to fuck up matching something with a pair of black shorts, but matching clothes. Yeah isn't a pastime It's not a pastime baseball's a pastime like a Horse-racing is as a pastime sure quilting maybe is a pastime matching clothes is not a pastime Also, Eric, you're a black guy. You got to go like hey make like a joke about how you know I'm black and the shorts are blank. I'll be black so I haven't

Yeah So we've tried to do some of the work for you. Thank you Eric Black goes with everything and so does these shorts with their black Heavyweight ring spun cotton that will pair with whichever rip-a-verse summer collection tank top you're feeling hot or cool on Oh my god, did that Carol bitch write this? I think so dude. She's one of the worst writers In the history of the world too much just stop any given day of the week wallet keys phone with alpha core on speed Phone with Alphacore on speed dial- HAHAHAHAHAHA

Maybe your phone! You got your keys. You got your phone, maybe you could call up ALPHACORE! Maybe use that to call ALPHACORE! This savings won't last forever unless you call to Alpha Core!

Thanks for letting me know my shorts can fit my phone and I could use my phone. Don't know which shirt you want to buy! Maybe Guttion could help you out for a little bazaar visit out of the box! Maybe you can wear these shorts when you're driving in your car unless I sound falls on it So many great Comic book universe doesn't really have anything to reference yet So like the little jokes are you could call one of our characters friendly never hits fireman. Yeah So like the little jokes are you could call one of our characters from your phone. Maybe you could call Spiderman. Maybe you could call Alpha Core on speed dial. Is Alpha Core on speed dial?

No. Is that how you say it? They're elite police force. But you know I'm sure they'd love to hear about your shorts. No problem. These comfy cotton shorts also have both side pockets as well as a back pocket. Put that at the top That's what I need to know and with a covered internal draw cord. Oh, bro. What means the little string that

Covered Internal what the fuck is this like a mammogram? What are you talking about? Sounds like an IUD. It's covered in traneal draw cord. You could be sure that you won't get caught. It should say with your pants down in the heat. Oh my god, you're right! Does it say that? Yeah, it had to say heat again with your shorts down. Caught with your pants down is a- caught with your fucking pants down is the spoken! It's the saying!

Caught in the heat. Not caught in the heat with your shorts down. That's not the saying I Gotta say uh you know how often you'll be walking around and people like why you keep messing with your shorts You know the covered internal drawstring this covered internal drawstring is infuriating broken or something Something's wrong with the Alphacore flies in You know what okay? Hey citizen I'm gonna have to arrest you I would give Eric infinite points if he made actual shitty commercials for these and like a guy dressed as brisely swoops in goes It's the alpha core summer collection. I'd go alright. I'll give you points for that

We're gonna have to arrest you for having an exceptional penis Your sense of fashion summoned me. I got 2K to join dad. It's so hot here. And then that Yaira girl can come in and go, It's time to cool off. KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR internal drawstring works perfectly take it easy citizen save us alpha core with these savings Mondo cool. Mondo cool. Eric should just dress up like Isom and cut up promo for the shorts that would at least be fun. Okay here you go. Hey Vito so we already know you ripped off Deadpool and Wolverine. Yes. So this little robot, is it like, I'm sorry, I almost said Booster Gold.

I meant to say, is that like a super killer sidekick? Kind of. Going back. What? What does he, explain what he said to me? Oh, I don't know. Booster Gold? You said Skeets though. I think he was saying, hey don't know. Booster Gold? You said Skeets though.

I think he was saying, hey, you know how Booster Gold has a robot sidekick? Oh, he does? Yeah, he called Skeets. Oh. Is it Mexican, like the movie? Is it Peter Gonzalez? We did not see the Booster Gold movie, we saw the Blue Beetle movie. Oh, okay.

Oh, that Indian guy's Booster Gold. Yes. What a shit clown that's gonna Yes. Kumail is gonna be... So the future's India? I don't hate Kumail. That guy? Yeah. He's a real piece of shit.

He's a real cock sucker. Why? Look at him. I mean, he's gone full Hollywood. It's a little sad to see that he went from like kind of a cool edgy... What was he ever? He was a standup. I used to see that he went from like kind of a cool edgy What was he ever? He was a stand up, I used to see him doing stand up like 10 years ago

I told that famous story where he took a big shit at this comedy club and Kumail ripped on me on stage for 5 minutes For stinking up the place with my big shit That sounds like his comedy Just talking about poop Talking about how he's Indian My Indian mother says this to me Do Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- Yeah, it's like so much. He seems like a like he gives off a vibe I don't mean that I think he is this yeah, but he gives off a vibe even though He's straight of like a male date rapist Don't you think well maybe too many steroids? Did you watch Silicon Valley? He's very good on Silicon Valley

I don't watch that trash. You should watch it. It's good. It's not good. I think you would like it You're into like tech stuff. I don't like it who made do you know who made? Silicon Valley Some woman Mike judge was dating He directed a bunch of the episodes It's not dog dog shit you haven't even watched it you don't know so this guy's gonna ruin the Thing I mean he has had a he has had a string of misses, because he did that movie... Was it Keanu?

Or, he did some movie where he's like in a cab with a guy that completely flopped. And then he was in the Eternals, which did not work. In a cab. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, the robot is clearly just a ripoff. Save me! Fucking blue beetle! What is he?

Like, who's Booster Gold? Oh, Booster Gold, yeah. Booster Gold is... From the 24th century India? Yeah. He's coming back in time?, Booster Gold, yeah. Booster Gold is from the 24th century India. Yeah. He's coming back in time. He's from the future and he's coming back in time. And he's Indian. Pakistani. Yeah. Before that guy at DC Comics, that Jewish kid who doesn't like me anymore, we always talked about doing our big Booster Gold series together, but now he doesn't talk to me anymore. What do you mean, Booster Gold series? We

had a great idea for a Booster gold ongoing comic book that we wanted to do But what do you mean just like on together? Yeah? Yeah, well, we send each other like emails about it Yeah, well we discussed like what the issues would be and what would happen. What would be the storyline? India has nuclear something. I'm gonna win that guy back. I Think he's very anti. I think it might be because of the comic skate guys He's like upside with me. I don't actually know that bar that guy's not mad bars nuts. That guy's wild He is dumping his heart into like posting it calling. Are you a pedophile and me if they get one like of him? Yeah, and you're it's one of those things where I go. I understand

the guys who are able to hate on us and make money and Yeah fans from it. I'm like I get it. Yeah, like no. Yeah, I got it. I get it. Yeah, no goes out Look, I'm doing like performative our age Even worse both scumbags I'm mad at veto cuz I'm his exact size Girl before if I had Nick Rekate his life, I'd be doing so, I would lose weight. I'd be a real boy. Like Null is like genuinely a sad, it's sad. He's fatter than fuck.

And it's sad that the people around him enable him to believe he's living like a- No, that's funny. He's gotta get some real friends. I don't think he has a single one. Nick, Nick won't, Nick doesn't believe in the First Amendment, because he won't let my army of pedophiles jack off over the video of his kids.

That's the First Amendment. Yeah, well, the whole null situation is, you were on Riketa last night. How'd that go? It's great He got his kids back you guys were going to you guys were going all night Yeah, I make fun null I read that post and all wrote where you talked about working out for two months then he got dumped and then he's never worked Out again. Yeah, and then he doesn't he can't think of a good reason to get skinny other other than he says other than The quality of your life the length of your life and that everyone treats you better

He can't think of a valid reason why anyone should work lose weight Well, he lives behind a computer screen. So he almost has a point if no one ever sees you Well, it would improve the life of being at the computer screen. Maybe I don't know it's easier to jack off I assume you're probably is easier to jack off your dick out of under that flub. Yeah Okay, here we go Hey, Jack K Vito. Hi. This is the biggest problem in the universe. Two minutes. Shitting your pants. Okay. Gonna let that hang there for a second. Nope.

Wrong. If you got a two minute voicemail and you lead in with just gonna let that hang there for a minute. Hey guys, here's my story, right? So shit your pants, right? I'm just gonna let you yeah, I'm just gonna Let that one marinate there let that one stir around in your noggin for a second there. Did you hear me? I said shit in your pants. I said shit in your pants there, buddy. You think about that right now Can you believe it can you believe I said it your pants your shits in the pants should be in the toilet Should be in the toilet. I'm just gonna let you think about it. Let your mind wander. Let yourself get in. Right? Happen to me. Happen to this guy. Happen to this guy over here. Right here. Right here. This guy. Was it alcohol? Was it a cot? Was it

a cot? Was it a traffic jam? Right? Did anyone see it? I probably not. I got you on the edge of your seat right now. You really want the details. You wanna know. You wanna know. How did this go down? How did this go down? How'd it go? There's a number of different ways I could have shit in my pants. Talking about How'd it go? There's a number of different ways I could've shit my pants I'm talking about shitin' my pants here There's a number of ways it could've gone down I'm stretchin' it out. I'm gonna stretch it out I got the shorts with the liner. What's gonna happen?

And I'm thinking, ain't no way I'm gonna shit in my pants over here Ain't no way I'm gonna shit these pants Guess what? I'm gonna let you think- I'm gonna let you connect the dots I'm gonna let you ruminate on that one I'm gonna let you connect the dots Yeah Leaving a two minute voicemail was your first mistake. Alright, everyone stop doing that.

Let me set the stage for you here. No. Canceled. This is not community theater. Supersonic, what's that all about? Hey Dick, hey Vito. Hey. Hey Vito, I really like the uh... I shit my pants in front of my girlfriend's mom.

Oh, I'm interested. That's good, that's a good hook. Uh, okay. Alright, peace. Oops, oops, oops. Hey, Dick. Hey, Vito. Uh, Vito, I really liked the, uh, Sonic stream you did Friday night. That was really fun. Thank you.

I tried to watch your, you know, Super Sonic. Uh, I didn't watch episode 151, though. Hope it went good. It went great. It went great. It went fantastic. I do gotta get back to streaming games. I hope it went good. It went great. It went fantastic. I do

got to get back to streaming games. Somebody said that you said that I didn't get Super Sonic and Sonic 2. I don't believe that you did. I believe you got I believe you got Super Sonic and Sonic 3. I don't believe you got it in Sonic 2. Yeah, easy. No problem. If I could have gotten, because I couldn't

get access to Sonic 3, I couldn't get access to Sonic 3 I can only get access to Sonic 2. What? That was my hold-up How come you don't have access to Sonic 3? Cuz I was trying to play it on the switch and they don't have it available to download Oh, you don't have an all your pile of trash. You don't have Sonic 3? I could uh, well I would have had to Would have had to do some finagling. Digging you mean? I would have had to do some finagling. Digging, you mean? I would have had to figure out like a sonar.

I probably could have played, probably the easiest way would have been to play on the Sega Genesis collection for the PlayStation 2. But then I would have had to plug my PlayStation 2 into my OSSC capture. How do you not have like an Iron Man Jarvis level thing where I can say any game ever and you're like There we go, I have it set up to play myself. I don't know it set up to stream It has to map you land to the streaming box So like in my bedroom, I have my ps2 ready to go But you couldn't get supersonic. That's what I heard.

I think I could. Like you didn't even get clothes. I think I could have got it. I told you, I give you 24 hours. Okay, well we should do an actual challenge and we should have... Any time. I don't think you can get it. I think we got to do the actual... The next bonus episode or something. We got to do a video game challenge.

Because I'm seeing some guys saying some things. They're going, OVDoito is just like a tourist. He just, he just buys the games. He can't actually play them. Yeah. You can't get some people to sign. He doesn't have any skills. That doesn't sound like it. Oh man.

What are you playing? What's your game? I will blow you guys out. What's your game? What's your game then? What's my game? Like what? Well, I've been playing mostly Magic the Gathering online,

but that's not like a video game. It's not a video game. What's a video game? I'm trying to think what I was good at Call of Duty. I would definitely beat you at Call of Duty Really? Yeah, I'm pretty I was pretty good at Call of Duty. Okay, especially Call of Duty 4 the first was it for a game Shooting games. I think I would do pretty good again. Yeah on a computer on a console I I think I would do pretty good again. Yeah, on a computer on a console I Either way either you could beat me either way. Yeah, I mean I when I played Call of Duty a lot I was playing on the Xbox

360 if you want to go at geometry wars I was very good at geometry geometry wars was one of the first like big Xbox live arcade games I was obsessed with that game for a while. Me and my buddies. What is it? That doesn't help. It's a twin stick shooter about a bunch of shapes fighting. You gotta shoot the shapes. Like a tank? Like shh, shh, what do you mean?

No, I mean one moves your- Like rotating, like Smash TV. It's like an arcade game where it's a big screen and there's a bunch of shapes bobbing up and you move your ship with one, it's like asteroids. Shapes sounds like for babies. It looks like asteroids. I'll kick the shit out of you at that.

Okay. I had some of the PlayStation Vita top 10 leaderboard scores. Really? Yeah. We could do a Super Meat Boy. Do you like Super Meat Boy? I haven't played that game. I love that game. Again, I was pretty good on the leaderboards for that one. All right, let's go. We can do a monthly. If we did a monthly game challenge, that'd be cool. Yeah, okay. Pick a different game every month. All right Uh set it up in here. I could bring like a thing in we could just plug in like two places and controllers Okay burnout revenge. I don't actually know if I'm gonna burn out. Okay, we gotta let a street fighter first We could play any game Street Fighter

Street fighter, which one you pick now. We'd like it. We got the audience pick. Okay every month my Personal favorite I like alpha alpha 3d 3d no Street Fighter alpha 3 was a hmm 2d Which one's the one that guys went like a yeah? Can you can you be a little more descriptive? Can you can you be a little more descriptive? What does he look like? He looks like a like a what a weird guy is he like a little yellow guy is I can't he's got some yellow

Yeah Yeah, but what's that's his hand doing that yeah, his thing goes like yeah up. Yeah, is it? I can't do it guy. Is it a person little guy? What is he what no color is the Problem in the universe is leaving the house with too much stuff in your hand Oh, I hate spilling coffee all over myself, and it's just oh yes You spell a lot of coffee. Oh, man. I don't leave the house with coffee Okay fucking mr.. No coffee I am mr.. No coffee only drink coffee here Because if you try to add coffee to your pile that you're leaving with especially if you got shorts with no pockets

That's another one. I'm gonna bring in you put coffee there See it starts. Yeah, I could do a year of shorts problems Then you get the ring at best. It's like ah man All spills your Empire My empire for a cup holder. I gotta do like GTA 5 click it super time it All right, I gotta say the internal cover drawstring really is a big problem. You ever like lose it? Getting sucked back in.

You ever lose it? I'm the fuckin', I've actually, I've started to enjoy when it gets sucked back in. What is, why did Vito do that? It's not about the trophies, it's right. Okay, we could do that. I wanna know. Let's see.

Find an interesting. You know, I was thinking about it and I was like, why did Vito do the show the way that he did? last week Yeah, because He's done shows without dick before and the last couple of times what he did was the Collins show and everybody liked that So why have hacked the movies on and Talk about Star Wars droningly and boringly for a half

an hour? Why would you talk about Star Wars? Is Vito scared? People like that. To do a call-in show? Are you so jaded by all the fucking oink oinks that you're scared that if you let people call in they're gonna call you fat and talk about oinktober too much? Is that why Vito?

No, it's because every time I do the fucking call-in show. Is that I doubt that. Honestly, I thought people didn't like the call-in show. Tell me if you like it. No, they love it. Then leave a comment that says I like the call-in show, but when I would do it, people would leave comments. Yeah, but then if people say nice things, you tear their stuff up and smash it so they don't think you want that. As I said, the reason I did that also is is if you're gonna send me a nice letter, just send it to me. Don't send it to the Torment Fat Kid box of fun toys and retardation.

What are you talking about? All you get is nice prizes. I got another nice prize for you today, and you just fucking cry about it. Every time I open it, I'm expecting it to be dog shit, and then I see a little stupid plastic trophy that says, my favorite comedian. I go, okay, it's like a joke.

How are people supposed to read your mind like this? It's like a gay stupid plastic trophy that says, my favorite comedian. I go, OK, it's like a joke. How are people supposed to read your mind like this? It's like a gay stupid joke, like everything else that comes out of this stupid box. But it wasn't. I have a PO box. Thankfully, the guy was, well, forget it. He thought it was funny. And it was funny.

It was a good bit I did. But if you really need to send me some parasocial document. It's not a parasocial document. It's just saying, you're my favorite comedian. It's not a parasocial document, it's just saying you're my favorite comedian It's the opposite of para or social It's just a fan, it's fucking fan mail How's that parasocial?

You don't owe everybody who shows you appreciation something in return, you just don't Well, I think I do Anyway, I have a PO box it is in the description of the show, you can send me Why do you have a PO box? Cause I just have a PO box that is in the description of the show. You can send me... Why do you have a PO box? Cause I just have a PO box. What do you mean? If you feel the need to send me something, you don't need it to be part of Dick's elaborate pirate bit.

Just send him mean stuff. Send him mean stuff. Send me mean stuff to my PO box, but it's not gonna show up on the show because I just won't bring it in. Yeah, but we know that you're getting it. That's fine. Do whatever you want. Send in postcards. How much could it cost like 19 cents? There's probably a service that will let you run your credit card and type out a- Oh, yeah. Everybody do that. Send me coupons for bacon, whatever you think is the most hilarious.

Send a picture of it to me so I know you did it. So I know that Vito saw it. Just send it to Dick, whatever you want to do. If there's something you want to send, you don't want to destroy it, you can just send it directly to me. You can't escape society, Vito. I can't escape society. Alright, that's the end of that. I will do the call-in shows next time if people like them.

Everyone loved them. I don't think they did. You're crazy. It's funny. I liked them, but I would always get a bunch of complaints, like, oh, this is fucking gay. So I don't fucking know. Who cares?

I try to craft the show around feedback. No, no, no, no, no. That's a bad idea. Well, that's why I appreciate when people leave a comment that tells, hey, that was good, or this bit was good. You'll drive yourself crazy trying to meet people's, what they're saying.

Sometimes there's- They don't know what they want. Yeah, but it's helpful when people go, like, you know- Plus people like hating things. They really like hating stuff. I think that like I've done some problems in the past. People have said, hey, I like this kind of problem. This was interesting. That helps me. I go, oh, I why should more problems like that

Yeah, that you know so that's really helpful when people say hey, that's a good problem or that was interesting So all of that is very helpful Telling shit hilarious Well next time yeah, we'll do a college show I Won't be out again for a while. Well, the good because everyone everyone wants you. All right Well guys, we're gonna read some super chats now Don't forget to vote on all the problems the biggest problem that show don't forget new bonus episode big problem card games at patreon Oh, yeah, it's good slash biggest problem. Very good episode. That was another one that as another video you should do

every every week you have an idea that's like weird and Research to make it interesting that you could easily turn into a video I agree, and I think there were I think I'll be what do we have to do to make that happen? I Think making the audio dropout is helpful. Okay, we're back. What do I have to do to make that happen? Yeah, I have to What do you have to do? I get somebody to write you a script. No, no, they don't even have to do? I-I- Get somebody to write you a script No, no, no, they don't even have to do that I can write the script Already is fucked

Okay Well, what's the point if I don't write the script? What am I doing at that point? Take somebody who's a writer and a fan I could- I could- Then you read it, put it in like a format Punch it up I could punch it up with just my voice and my jokes

If I had a basic script Yeah, and then get someone to edit it and put in a bunch of like stupid fucking stings. I said, look, once certain things are off my plate, I'd love to get back to the YouTube stuff. I got a lot of cool ideas for videos. Yeah, but Superkiller's not coming up till October. 2026 is I think what we're aiming for now. It's not coming out till October. It won't come out before my birthday. If it comes out before my birthday. I'll throw a huge party. I'm very excited

Billy Madison well, I mean I'm think it's getting to the point now where I'm gonna be able to hand it off and go okay Now just do the coloring. I don't have to Make it look oh no no no no it's Well, that's the problem is I'm too ingrained with it. I know nobody wants to hear about the comics. Anyway, yeah, we'll make cool YouTube videos. I got a million ideas. I got a million ideas.

Yeah, but they're going away. They're going through your hands. Milk will be a... They're going through your hands. Whatever. Like the days of our lives. The question, the problem is I don't know if there's any, YouTube is like, who cares?

It's fun, do it. What else are you doing do because I need money I can't waste time on it if it doesn't make me anything. It's I would just rather sell magic cards or something So make it name make it take you as little time as possible All you're doing is come with the idea doing this shit and then hand it off to somebody I Yeah, I mean we'll see we'll try it out if it makes money I'll you know give them some that's been the problem with YouTube though, is I went like, listen, the returns just not like I'm putting a lot of time and stuff into these videos.

So make them do it on the come. I gotta pay the guys, I gotta pay the editors. You gotta pay them after. If it works, I'll give you some money. You know? Look, there's a way to do it and I'm not gonna... What do I know? What do you know?

Okay. What do you know? Synthetic Shinobi for two, thank you for not killing yourselves. Thank you Synthetic Shinobi. FRA 242 for five, thank you for not killing yourselves. Koof for two, thank you for not killing yourselves. Koof you're late bro. Number three Koof.

And less money Koof. Oh less money is even more insulting. Thank you for not killing yourselves. FRA 242 for five says and thanks for not bringing back the Moon Guy from Majora's Mask. Referring, of course, to Tony from Hank the Movie. Coo for Two says, Bigg's Problem Universe is being third place. You were third, Coo. Now you're fifth.

You gotta pick it up. J-Rob Detailing is here for five euros. He says, cheers, Led. Cheers to you, my friend. The Locks for Two, thank you, Vito. That was a funny show. You're welcome, Locks. The Locks for a Big 20 says, I want Veto the Gay Team Guy

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that it costs going forward. So now it's 20. If somebody pays 21, 22, 25, 70, that's the price that it is going forward. Whatever rules you need to set, that's fine. Yeah, that's the rule. FRA24245 says, Vito, I gave your old Domino's store five scars on Googley and made reference to you.

It was like the only five. Yeah, I saw that, and please go back and change it to a one. And I'm dead serious. Why? Just please do it. All right, one it up. Please one it up. Pineappleman for five, chat summary, viewers are reacting with shock and disgust and veto playing a game

Where he romances young looking and oh, yeah, that was ballsy of you playing a hentai romance Like oh really vetoes playing this shit on here awesome. That's why I took the video down I wasn't a carrot. I wasn't thinking it through and I start playing the game and I said oh wait this might get struck So we were playing Sonic and then Sonic got trapped. I literally got a bug and I was like well I don't want to replay from the fucking beginning. Yeah Sonic's hard. And then I was like I don't know let me just see what I have and I couldn't find my Switch game binder so I had to open a Switch game that was not opened yet. Wow. And I ended up playing Peach Ball and then I and then I did

find my Switch game binder and I played- You playing those porno games? Like, you just had it right off hand? Well, one of them I reviewed as part of a deep dive. Again, the reason I don't make YouTube videos, I made this huge deep dive as to why PlayStation censorship policies exist in the exact game that caused it. That's not as interesting as food stuff though. It should be interesting to gamers who want to know why Sony has such crazy censorship policy everybody wants to know about this milk shit Okay, well, maybe I'll make the milk video next

Anyways, I had a copy of that from when I reviewed like the black guy from Kirby enthusiasm talking to Larry David with you Everyone wants to know about this Yeah, I really feel like that guy sometimes wants to know about this milk. Fuck that game shit. That's for nerd Everybody wants to know about this milk shit. Fuck that game shit. That's for nerds Everybody wants to know about this milk shit, Larry Right? That's a pretty good impression. I guess this is the curb your enthusiasm. It is See, yeah, I deleted that Vod. Sorry guys. Hazman again for two. Pop a dick. Don't ever leave us again with Uncle Vito Oh, you're gonna get left alone in the puzzle closet. Hazman again for two. Uncle Vito tried touching us with big-headed man FR for five. Vito stops smacking with big headed man. FR for five.

Vito, stop smacking while you eat things. It sounds like you're stirring casserole. Wet ass pussy. Wet ass pussy. Vito sampled for that song. Wet ass pussy. Cole Marklin for two. Vito, I'm happy to call you my close friend.

You as well, Cole. FR for five. Me and my wife sit down to watch a movie and stats man. Is that the guy that did the song? Cole? Maybe. I forget. I don't know.

I forget. FR says me and my wife sit down to watch a movie and stats man emerged from the restroom. He stated that 100% of Japanese viewers did not like Oinkenheimer. FR for five, let me tell you something, brother. Oinktober's coming. Oh, we got to do the voice. What are you going to do when all that oinkomaniac sit around

and tweet about you? I don't know what I'm gonna do. Hasman again for five, bark like a dog or oink like a pig, squeal louder my dear. As I pull your ears, yours truly Hasman. T.T. Vito for two. What's up my piggas, what up my piggas? Can't wait for October.

T.T. Vito for two. We got Salus running wild in this bitch. He says, Pigg is not pigger. Okay, I don't know if I can say that. You can say piggers. Well, I don't wanna say it. You can say it. Disciple of Dagon for five Australian.

Big's problem in the universe is kidney stones. They harmed beautiful Sean's dung and made the last TDS episode un-listenable. Guidos be guidos. Well, I- I like Carl, I think he's funny, but I mean, I don't know, people. He was tossing a lot of slurs around is what I heard.

People don't like that. But he said, he's not like putting that on. That's just the way he talks. All of us talk like that. Yeah, all the time. You gotta stop it when you're on TV and radio. You do have to learn the rules of the, yeah. So fortunately, some of these platforms will boot you

if you say certain things. It's more than that. It's kind of like a mindset thing. I hear you. FR45, 20-Twin-Twin Piga. But I like him. I like his impressions, too. Dude, his impressions are incredible.

I mean, he should be a voice actor. FR45, don't leave us with Uncle Vito anymore. He's not funny, and he kept checking my piggy bank for change like Uncle Mendy. Mendel? Mendy? Who's that? I guess that does say Mendel.

I think that's a reference to the Jewish propensity for searching out coins. 2EBF for five. Wow. Vito's oinky oinky garbage stench finally got to matches in last week because that why Superkiller was in black and white white the gaseous odors dissolved the colors oink Is that a lie?

Yeah, that's why that's why it's in black and white is I sucked up all the color with my stink which activates How many pages are you cutting out of the first third of the comic? Do you think I should cut out pages? Mmm, nope. I'm just asking. Zero. So the answer is zero. Just curious. I considered cutting a page. But at the end of the day, I think that all the setup gets delivered on.

I saw a review where someone's like, well, this seems long. But if it's set up for other stuff, then that's fine. I'm like, well, it is set up for other stuff. So. Yeah, OK. You can do you want to read? You don't want to read it again, I assume. No, I'm going to read the finished product. OK. Well, when you read read, you don't wanna read it again, I assume. No, I wanna read the finished product.

Okay, well, when you read, well, whatever. Uh, uh, uh, uh, where am I? Diamond G for five, SK's weapon should say zoink if he ever gets to shoot his shot. Yeah, that's cool. Petty for five, Dick and Vito are Chungus and Chungest. Disciple of Dagon for two, Australian. Dick is one, big, big Chung, Big Chunks, Big Chungus, Brendan Swann for two, how much to play.

Got that fucking song. Big Chungus. I think it's going to be copywritten though. That's a song now? Yeah, the Big Chungus song, it's definitely copywritten. I did not know that was a song. Black Crimson for five Australian. It's different, several different songs.

Interesting. He's a big Chungus, he's a big Chungus. But it doesn't have Bugs Bunny in it? It's like a real song? It's a real song by like a famous guy and then the minions did it I think. He's a he's a big and nasty boy. Something like that. I have never seen any. Chungus comes on all shapes and sizes. My fucking nephew sang it all week right in my face on vacations The kids have their own memes yeah, that's Chungus I know yeah When when Kevin

Hickerson visited his kid would not shut up about skibbity toilet. He was saying that to skibbity toilet, Ohio Yeah, and Kevin's like you know what the hell skibbityet is? I'm like, kind of, I don't know. It's funny, I get it. We were going through all the canyons, you know, and the lake, hiking, and he's like, and I was going like, whoo, whoo, pee, poop, and he's like, uncle says, Skibbitty Toilet. Skibbitty Toilet!

And he goes, oh shit, oh yeah, yeah! Have you watched any of the Skibbitty Toilet videos? toilet because Have you watched have you watched any of the skimity toilet like videos a little bit Apparently they're gonna make it into a movie and I was like good. I was like that's actually a really good idea Yeah, just go for it. Yeah, it's like a weirdo Is that a quick sell for to how much for veto to show is Chung goosey? No black crimson vibe. Thanks for not killing yourselves. How much to play the big Chungus song? You can't, because it's copy.

You guys got to make a Chungus song. Yeah. Make a cover it. Cover it, but yeah. Is that a Quincelle? That's fine, right? Yeah, you can cover whatever you want. It really depends.

How are they going to identify that? It's different music. Yeah, but like with that Megadeth thing we might get claimed because he just had the fucking guitar riff going for 10 seconds without any lyrics over it. Yeah, but it doesn't match the... it doesn't match, like the audio doesn't match the original. The 48 Transform is not gonna... It can. It depends on what source he's using. Roman went in the fucking SpongeBob song?

That's because he took the actual song and put it on another video. Okay, if they cover, you're saying covered the music? Play the music. They're not gonna do that. They don't know how to do that. Well, they have to. Okay. Zeta Queen Zell puts a picture of a peach for one, uh, one dollar and 99 cents. Dominic for two, first good show in a month. Thank you for not killing yourselves. That's not true because the bonus episode was also good.

Fuck you, Dominic Big ass motherfucker making things for 20 veto I'm a sody princess and I am putting a fat wah on mr Masterson as my biggest follower a order you to put the fat wah to effect fat wah fat wah Spelling a lot of different ways. There's a fat wah on you dick. Okay strip Royce for two brother. May I have some oats? Peter Wagner five nice Sonic stream veto has man for two. I'm vetoes French cousin pig lay Clips sama for two. I came here for bad Sonic gameplay and hentai WTF Straturgy for ten from Mike Baron Eric July rose from the earth as the goddess Athena.

Yeah. From his bosom a unicorn appeared. Its horn was not a horn. It was a dick. A dick chucked in my ass. A dick that no one wanted. Who wants that? TTV'do for five.

Pig is in the chat to assert dominance over Eric July. PIGGAS! Pineapple Man for two. Shout out Schmidt, guitar player good, he pay the good. Butts Granoir for five, two guys no necks, was fun last week, that's a good name for the pond kid. It made up for the gaming stream,

I think Vito played sexually explicit games as an excuse to bury the Sonic 2 footage. I heard that pitch too. No, honestly the Sonic 2 footage was pretty funny. You're just not good at Sonic. It's fine have to have a you know high intensity of video games early Sonic games are not fantastically designed just like annoying oh what if you were running in their spikes for no reason oh yeah memorize that shit detail I like the more recent Sonic games details for

20 years like Amy and a bunch of furry porno shit. Oh, there's a bat with tits flying around. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Rouge the Bat is a distinguished lady and a professional jewel hunter and thief. You don't want girls in your Sonic? I don't want girls in anything. Secondly, put Tails in there. It was a furry bonanza that was guaranteed to never stop no tails was a your younger brother You're supposed to see it as a young tails is your girlfriend. No, it's your little twist. That's not Fox

That's incorrect Sonic the plow. We all saw that character Hey lift me up tails and then when he's he's holding up and helicoptering you Sonic's looking up his butthole all time You know, no, they're gay Details for 20 knocks. It'll be so-tember before October. So-tember. On the John for 10. Yeah, but Superkiller's coming out in October.

I got a feeling. I got a good feeling about it. On the John for 10. Canadian, we're so overjoyed to have a big chunky boy. A big and wonderful chungus. Big and wonderful chungus such as he. I have not heard this. We are so overjoyed.

All right, well, I'll have to listen to it. I'm not getting I'm not getting the full effect Here's a big jungus Stu K for two voodoo court curse for dick ooga chunga oingus oinkness Tt veto for two dick and veto. Can you name my new yacht and word fuck you Dominic for five? That's the name of the yacht. I was watching back through the old Tipping two dollars Canadian Vito has not lost a single pound in six months. That is correct That's the name of the yacht. I was watching back through the old shows last week. Nobody with a yacht's tipping $2 Canadian. Vito has not lost a single pound in six months. That is correct. Sturgery for five.

Imagine buying a pair of Rippervere shorts, but when you wear them, it chucks a log line in my ass. Nobody wants that Vito and Dick. No one wants that. Sturgery for two. Vito couldn't get his head around Vito's fan letter. Tate for 10. Vito does this audio make me sound fat,

just baldy. Has man again for two. Vito hasn't gained or lost much, but looks fatter. I agree. Johnny Rockin' for 10, X-Men 97 is great. Bo DeMeo should be praising his restraint in trying to fuck adult men in Hollywood. Bryan Singer, fuck kids and still gets

to make bad X-Men movies. I don't think- Yeah, you can't fuck kids. I mean, if you're gonna fuck women, you gotta be more smooth about it. You gotta give them money. You gotta give them like promotions and let them write shit, you know?

Sure. But fucking men, hope it sees it, man. Go nuts. We don't give a fuck about men getting fucked. Who fucking cares? Nobody. Terry Crews with his penis getting grabbed. No one gives a shit.

I would let Bo DeMeo make the super killer animation. I'm into it. Would you suck his dick? If he guts me a shit. I would let Bo DeMeo make the Super Killer animation. I'm into it. Would you suck his dick? If he gets me a pilot, yeah, let's do it. What kind of a pilot? Back to our pilot? Yeah. What kind of like a five minute pilot?

Any kind of pilot. Anything he wants. How much animation do you want? Could just be animatics. One minute per inch. Animatics is fine. Okay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is fine. War tooth 88 for two, great show with Rikada, no is apoplectic. He really is, oh my god. Kaiser for 20 Kroners. Frozen with his rage. He's an angry boy. Unable to

move. You've seen that forum post where he talks about how when he was 14 He went through a gay period and exclusively jerked off to show to ain't nobody Has ever gone through a gay period. Yeah, I'm like, what do you mean? What do you mean? You're going through a gay like that means you're gay gay man at no point you go like oh I'm into dicks and you go never mind. Not really Like no, you're still gay, just say you're gay. That's not, I think Noel's gay. Oh, the call's coming from inside the house. Yeah, I think he's like dealing with some severe closeted whatever the fuck.

I don't know why he's just so butthurt about me and Riketa. Cause he has no life. Well, get a life. He lives vicariously through your... His fantasy was like Nick's life from something. His fantasy would be for Nick Reketa to build a pool house for him to live in and jerk off in. Okay, but he can't have that. And he... He could be like Peter Griffin living in Nick's house. Yeah, he wants to be... He wanted to be Nick Reketa's Cato Caelin just living on the property and

Contributing nothing and dicking around on the internet He could have had that eventually Nick Reketa kills somebody and then he gets to go on all these talk shows or whatever But that now yeah, this is him. He literally is Kato Kaelin Nick Reketa breaks the law now He's ago. Well, I knew him back when he was a good guy. He became a bad guy. And I, ohhhhhhh. We and all the pedophiles are back for him. Oh no, oh no, it's Nick. Oh no. Oh no. He's just Mr. Bill. He's just Mr. Bill.

I used to like Nick and then he went Oh no, oh no. The state doesn't get to him. You gotta read his post about him working out. Being working in the mr. Bill voice and talking about like he goes through this I mean it's like a gigantic I've read it. I've seen it. Yeah, like many paragraphs on why it's fine to be fat I don't want to go on interviews

Because I'm too fat All right, let's see He probably wishes he could like transition like did you brow? Like if he was that sexually free I am convinced that I know look no has to have some sort of bizarre sexual hangup because there's no No, man who just goes out and fucks went like or at least has like a healthy Attraction is that people wouldn't think more of him for admitting. Yes

Okay, and at this point the worst part about him would be that he's a straight male He said anything else. I'm afraid be like, okay Thank God it would yeah, it would explain something it would Yeah, no, hey, thank God and again any guy who hung out managing 8chan like I'm pretty sure Any guy who hung out managing 8chan, like, I'm pretty sure, volunteered his services for free on a message board that was designed to facilitate the trade of... He set up the pedophile board Nick was telling me. Yeah, you didn't know that? I didn't know that.

Yeah, Nick... I would have kicked him out of my show right away! No set up the 8chan pedophile discussion board. And he said, well, you know, we're going to put the pedophiles somewhere. It's like, no, you don't, you don't. You can just tell them to leave. That's not a thing. Yeah.

Well, you know, I'm really about free speech. Okay. Even if you're free speech, you don't have to have a pedophile message board. I don't know why everyone doesn't know that. Like everything, everything Noel accuses everyone of looks infinitely suspicious based on his actual history. Yeah. Okay, including posts where he admits, yeah, you know, I had a gay period

where I just jerked off to 14 year old anime characters, but you know, I was young, I was a kid. So like, it's kinda like I was that show to cat boy getting fucked in the ass. And you're like, I really cannot unpack. I mean, like, there's too much here I kind of get why you're this way now But I think you don't understand why you're this way even though the evidence is all here for you to read and go oh

That's why I'm so fucked up Yeah I spent my entire life locked in a room jerking off to hentai and managing hentai websites and managing pedophile message boards It's not even his fault if women weren't so fat and grotesque, you could jerk off to them. But for those comics, the mouths look like four! Oh no! The mouths are a little much in your comics. I like the mouths. Are you kidding me? Nah, they look like a garbage disposal. You're an idiot. They look... Yeah, but that's cool! That's his fucking style!

I love it. Some artists have like a style. I love it Some artists have like a style. What do you shut up? You like the mouths? There it's kind of weird the mouths are kind of weird. No, they're not they're cool. It's like his style If you don't like the mouths, we're gonna fight. Well, I'm like, is that a mouth or what sometimes I'm like Where's the fucking mouth is you talking about? You're talking shit. Fucking no. Meow Mang Chegs for 50 says, Swooty, Swooty Vito's booty. Oh yeah, I got something good for you tonight, me lads.

I'm excited. I've got something good. Straturgery for five, I shuddered whenever Tony nodded in agreement with Vito. I thought his head's weight would force him to a peril roll mid-show. Somebody said he was arguing with you unnecessarily the whole show. I don't know. I like Tony. But we do have a fun Kentanker's relationship.

I enjoy that. Bootyman for five Australian remove Vito's access channel. He's threatening to do another episode without Dick. Stu K for two. Cheers to my favorite comedian. Love you, babe. There you go. Austin X for two.

Vito getting one guide. Stop getting baited Euthanasia enthusiasts for seven Canadian. Hey veto nice attempt at a podcast last week. I attempted to listen to it Genesis five veto and Christian have the exact same spending habits and work ethic Yes, I bond for no Christian actually releases his comics just I bond for five Australian I am a grown man who does not give a shit about the Snow White story or Star Wars So I was is stupid if there's a Star Wars Happening in the woods and there's no fat guys around I think I think the point I was trying to make about Star Wars is a

Guys love military. We love military dramas, or at least I do, military documentaries. OK. You know, sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat, and I go, what if Hitler invaded Russia three months earlier? Perhaps he could have avoided his tanks getting stuck in the mud. Yeah. Where would we have been then, huh?

Operation Barbarossa could have gone a much different way. It would be, what would we have? If Hitler had, you're saying he'd won? Well, if he had gone a little different way. It would be... What would we have? If Hitler had, you're saying he'd won? Well, if he had gone a little bit earlier perhaps... And sent all the Jews to the Middle East, then we'd be in big trouble. If Hitler had gotten his way and kicked all the Jews out of Germany

and sent them to the Middle East, by God, we'd have a big problem in our hands. We should do a World War II bonus episode. That would be a lot of fun. Maybe we could have Nick Fuentes in on the... I don't know if we could post on the regular channels. I don't think I could do that. The biggest

problem in the Weimar Republic is the chicken. Oh my god. You see they've got all the horrors out there in the Weimar. Your buddy Nick Fuentes is a declaring war on Trump. Huh? You need to you seem to enjoy this Yeah, cuz we got to fire all these Campaign staffers is all the people at Trump Scott. We got a fire them all get rid of them

Everybody in Ohio should vote for Kamala Harris high, Ohio, Pennsylvania Yeah, and every other and We just need 50,000 votes. Why what happens then? Because that's all these elections are being decided by. Although I don't really think Trump has a chance this time. Really? Yeah, too much cheating. They got a big head start on the cheating issue.

Too much cheating is the reason. Why is that silly? Have they not been cheating? Ever? I like that. I like that like, you know, there's so much to discuss about policy positions and like, that shit doesn't matter. You know, popularity and whatever else.

That shit doesn't matter at all. But it's all determined by the cheating. Yeah. Okay. Doesn't matter at all. What do you, what do you think? So what does it matter what Trump says or Kamala says? It doesn't. It doesn't. It hasn't matter at all. What do you what do you think? So what does it matter what Trump says Kamala says it's all it doesn't it doesn't it hasn't for since Kennedy Why did you see you? Did you think Trump had a chance of winning at some point?

He won in 2016 right then in 2020 I know Biden would win no matter what yeah However many votes Trump got by the one to go to a little bit more. Oh, did you see Venezuela how they had the? All their computer votes got that same guy elected? Did you see that? That wasn't Venezuela. That was, was it Venezuela? That was Venezuela. The same guy. Oh, I'm thinking of Argentina.

No, Venezuela, Maduro, the guy who's been in charge forever, socialist. Then a bunch of votes just came up. The polling, the exit polling was like like the freedom guy was a lot. And you're saying, what do you mean it was the same guy? What are you saying? It was the same machine? Do you know anything about Venezuela? The election? I am aware that there was an election that has been declared faulty by international bodies, including the United States. Do you think it was faulty? You're not willing to say because that will reflect on your position of the American election No, I got it. I know

If it's not immediately obviously horse shit, it's obviously fucking fake. I believe obviously I Believe that election. Yeah, the results were falsified. Yeah No, how I? Don't know the details of what went through. Oh, it's a hundred percent computer election. Okay. Well, then how would it have been falsified?

I mean, there is a regardless of it being computer. I mean, I guess it would involve the computer. Is that what you want me to say? I want you to get over this like weird obsession with defending your team. I don't give a fuck if Trump wins. I don't think he's going to win. I don't think he's gonna win. I don't even want him to win with JD Vance and Palantir behind him.

I don't care. But if you can't say, yeah, the computer voting is fucking bullshit, then there's not really any point in engaging with the discussion on it. But you're okay with computer voting if there's like more checks and stuff, right? In a fantasy world where like, you full access, computer scientists are going over

it and it's like some sort of verifiable blockchain technology that's fine. Okay. But the way it is now it's not even close. Right. Well I agree with you. And so then what we have is a fake election. I'm not gonna say it's fake, I can say it's imprecise but I can't can you point to any election in Venezuela?

Stop can you point to any election in the history of the United States where you can say with certainty that it was 100% above board Well, there's degrees Okay, but I'm just saying it's like there's always been probably you know Anybody could have snuck in ballots at any point in time and you know the past right? You know, anybody could have snuck in ballots at any point in time and, you know, the past. Right. Physically? Sure, physically.

Yes. You think it's easier to do with a computer system or with papers? I would assume it's easier to do with a computer system. There you go. Okay. Big problem. So the fraud is much more possible. Easier.

But it has always been possible. Well, yeah, but it requires work, guys, criminals in the street. Yeah, 200 mules. Did you see 200 mules they had to take down? 2,000? 2,000 mules. Was it 200? Nah, I don't watch that shit. I don't care about that. The guy who made it, uh, had to have a big-

Dinesh D'Souza? Well, cause they went like, look at this guy, poll worker, stuffing the ballot box. And the guy's like, yeah, I was dropping off my family's ballots, which is permissible by law. There's four of them in the stack And they sued him and got a bunch of money So see the shit well I do because Venezuela was just stolen Okay computer shit if it was you just want to win against guys that you think are dumb. I Just think that if you guys believe there was fraud,

you had four years to just like, tell me who did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We still have income tax, right? Because that's constitutional, right? Name who falsified the records. Name which company is responsible. Smartmatic Dominion, the people suing Fox for. If there was a good, OK, so then why did Fox fold?

Fox has resources. How do you prove an election system has been defrauded? Okay, you're Maduro, right? Maduro's the old guy, he's got a gun to your head and he says, this election, we had a process where both sides come in, audit the election software. You both did that. So why am I about to kill you? You're Venezuelan, right?

I'm Venezuelan. You voted for the other guy, the non-socialist guy. The opposition candidate, okay. Yeah, yeah. And your question is to prove it? Prove it. We won. Prove that it's false.

I'd say, well, why don't you let me look into the records and see who was involved, and then we can investigate it At the computers you guys have had four years to investigate you guys Okay, well you had Rudy Giuliani. Yeah, dr. My that was our best guy Every guy Trump's the guy who was trying to win He could have picked any guy and he picked Rudy Giuliani. Okay, so I'm sorry Rudy's big fucking smoking gun was... Sometimes I think that... I don't know what that black girl's doing on that table, but I'm gonna call it election fraud.

Now he owes her a hundred million dollars and his kids are pissed off because they're gonna lose their entire inheritance. I think they sold you a story that makes you feel superior to Republicans and you love it I think and that's what you need Any sort of narrative as opposed to well, I don't know what happened. Oh Computers, okay, they can be hacked and changed at any time and you'd cover up the evidence like nothing by who? People with access to the computers wasn't't it, like, name one? Any, any poll worker, anybody. So it's been four- Hey, you smug fuck! That's how computers work! If I left the room, you could do whatever you wanted to this computer.

Or- Anything. Or, I could not do anything to the computer. That's your- I guess nothing happened in Venezuela then it was a totally secure election right I Think there you can probably Investigate oh, so that was a fucked election I Assume they have evidence they can't even say even a total socialist coup like a violent takeover Because it will hurt your argument against imaginary people in the US.

It's not hurting my argument. I think they can go and look at the data and go, well, listen, based on exit polling and based on, again, a lot of that is based on- Exit polling was the other guy. Yeah, exactly. So they're going, well, this doesn't match the exit polling whatsoever.

Right. Okay. So did that happen in America? Yeah. Where did that happen? 15 of 18 bellwether counties. More votes for Biden than Obama. And they said based on exit polling, the number of people reporting who they voted for is completely...

I just gave you explicit evidence of things that were very weird and should have been investigated. Well, OK, investigate them. You had a bunch of guys investigating all this them! You can't! You can't! You can't with a computer! You can't audit votes that come in and get anonymized. So your argument always

boils down to something might have happened. It's funny because I've been saying the voting system is fucked for 30 years. Sure. And you come in and say like, well we won so fuck you! And and say like, well, we won, so fuck you. And it's like, yeah, you won. I didn't say that.

You won, but the system that you have is totally fucked. And you're like, huh. I'll say the system sucks. Yeah, well, I mean, huh, well, you know, what are you gonna do? Like, prove it. Like, yeah, man, well, we just can't because you guys love winning so much that we can't stop it.

Okay, so who? We can't stop the computer shit, we can't stop the mail-in we can't stop the mail and shit. Okay. Because you love it. Wow. You got Trump in, you had Trump in office for four years, you had a Senate controlled by the Republicans, you have an entire stack Supreme Court.

Do you think Republicans are like pro-open elections? So both, so why are you saying it's my team is responsible if you're saying both teams are responsible? No no no, you! I'm saying you are so committed to your team. You have always said this is a team thing and it's clearly a bipartisan attempt. Effort to fuck over everyone, yes. Okay, so then it's not a team thing? It's you are the team guy. How? Because you're fucking retarded. Why? Because you bend over backwards and die on this idea that

Republicans are the bad guys. You guys are fucked. I didn't say. Okay, okay Republicans are fucked Both of them are fucked. What is the point? What are point are you making? I'm saying that the election is very insecure electronic voting is fucked mail-in voting is fucked. I agree You agree now. No, I've always agreed What about all that prove-it shit Yeah, you still have to prove that the election was stolen. You can't just go well, it was really insecure It's like yeah, that sucks. It's really insecure, but that's how they chose to run the fucking election. So you so it's fine It's not fine. They should fix the way they run elections. It's just crazy.

It's crazy. What is crazy? Your entire side. I'm agreeing with you. No, you're not. You're like, well, you know, there's just inaccuracies and it kind of evens out in the end. How would you prefer we do it?

No electronic, no mail-in. Okay, and redo the entire election. Why do you add retarded shit on shit that I say? What did I say? What were the words that I said? You said electronic something. Right. Yeah. Good listening. That's why the last show sucked. Listening is at his fucking zero with you. Say it again. What? No, no, no, no, no. Just read the next thing. No, I'm not gonna get it. What did I miss? You know exactly what we want. You know exactly what we want. Secure electronic elections. No, I didn't say that. I said no electronics, no mail-ins.

That's it. You want no electronics. You don't want the computers to count anything. What are you shocked by that? Oh god, I can't even imagine a fucking election without computers. Yeah, honestly, it's like a huge fucking undertaking. You don't even know that. You just say it because you heard it on CNN Counting how many people vote and then you gotta you gotta verify 160 million and you gotta verify all of them So you gotta double-check all of them

This is real hard Yeah Like we there was a there was an America before computers You know that right it is very and you got to trust a bunch of fucking people to get it right and not lie and not stack them in the wrong fucking way. I would much, I would much rather if people just feed it into a machine. That's like, um, flat earth level ignorant. Wanting to have a closed source system, cause you believe there aren't enough people to count votes. But it's all based on assumption.

Like all of this is based on your assumption that something happened. No it's that computer voting is fucked. Computer voting on a closed source system is totally fucked. So say computer voting is fucked. I've said that since the beginning. But you also say, and Trump won the election. That's what we started with. Whoa, what do you mean probably?

He probably won. No, you didn't say probably before. You said Trump won the 2016 election, or the 20. Trump definitely won the 2016 election. But previously you've said he won the 2020 election. He probably did, yeah. It was stolen from him by Biden. Yeah, probably.

Why? Because of the markers that indicate there's some kind of fraud. All right, the markers. You have zero argument. It's like, Hutch, that's all this shit. It's all right. All right. So just say it again. You're so amusing to me. Well, it's so amusing. This idea that because there's occasional like mathematical, it's like, oh, that's so it's so amused this idea that is so because there's an occasional like mathematical It's like oh, that's like sometimes data behaves in unpredictable ways. No, it doesn't ever yes. No, it doesn't What are you talking about? What do you get a stats background? How often does it behave in a totally unpredictable way you ever drop something it flies up? All the time if you flip a coin a hundred times you're gonna get some pretty wild things. No you'll get 50 heads 50 tails and then when it deviates

from that it'll deviate in a bell curve. Sure. You knew that? But you'll get ten you'll get like ten heads in a row and you'll go I can't believe that seems that seems to me as a layman like oh my god it's the rule. We're the laymen. What's your expertise? I'm a master piece. Yeah, script writing expert. You think you're smarter It's the we're the layman. What's your expertise? Masterpiece Writing expert is that what's your ex you think you're smarter than people right? Yes. Yeah, you do. Yeah, I know I know Yeah, because you've not present all you've presented is like yeah, the computers can't be At all. They can't be trusted at all. Okay, so I should Okay, so I guess we should just get rid of all computers then. No, it's that you can say that the election was not 100% secure according to your standards

of what a secure election looks like. Okay, but then you can't go on to say and that means it was definitely stolen from Trump. I said it was probably stolen from Trump. Okay, it was probably stolen from Trump. But Biden might have won legitimately. He won. Sure. There's no legitimate anything.

He won. He's the president. You know what I mean by legitimate. Did he got more votes? Yeah, sure. Okay. But that's a win for you. Like you've invented this idea that saying, oh yeah, well I guess there's a way.

Well, because you don't actually, you never make the case that the election was actually stolen. The only case you ever make is that the election machines were not secure and that leads you to believe that there was some sort of... No, it doesn't lead me to believe that. All the markers lead me to believe that something was fucked up. I'm telling you that election machines are not secure at all. Okay. And the markers are again data points that don't behave in a predictable fashion. Yeah. What is the bellwether count?

Well, sorry, what's the what? Bellwether, what are you talking about? You have no idea what you're talking about. Go ahead, sound it out. Sound it out. Bellwether what? I believe you said County. What's that? I believe it's a county where voting occurred. What's that? And was there exit polling that was some sort of aberration? What is what even is a Bellwether County? I assumed it was a place named Bellwether County. Is that a term within politics? You tell me! You're the fucking expert. You know more than Republicans. I'm sorry that because... See this is what you guys do, you go, Oh, so you didn't hear about what happened in Iowa

in the middle of the night and then this thing and fucking, did you know about poll worker, Jonathan Barganar, who fucking was driving a van with 10 USB sticks? So proud of yourself for winning! Wait, wait, wait! So your way of winning is to go, here's this thing that you don't know about,

that I know about, because you don't know about it, that means you're not qualified to talk about it. Let me walk you through it like a child. Just give me any idea of what it is. Say what it is. Look it up. Look it up later. Why don't you say it?

Nah. I don't think you know what it is. What a Bellwether County is? The people listening know. And now you are obviously ignorant on this topic. Now everyone knows it. I have heard the term Bellwether County is? The people listening know. And now you are obviously ignorant on this topic. Now everyone knows it. I have heard the term Belwether County. I don't remember what it is.

Again, you're right. You know a lot of more intricate details of how the electoral process works or whatever else. But you still have not been able to present to me or anyone else some sort of smoking gun that would make me go, oh shit, that was definitely stolen from Trump. I never could. Okay. And that's the point. It's not edible. Look, I'm not going to say that I'm a fucking...

You don't know what you're talking about. But I can... You know nothing about this. Okay, so I'm skeptical. I'm skeptical of your claims. That the computers are fucked? I believe that... I am willing to believe you when you say, hey, I'm a computer guy.

I know a lot about computers and these systems and I want to present secure. Okay? But then when guys go one step further and they go, and that means that these two black ladies were feeding fake votes into The machine as shit. What do you mean who gives a shit? I give shit that stuff. Absolutely me absolutely 100% When the president United States hires the former mayor of New York to get on whatever it was a congressional here Gossip rag shit though. It's not gossip rag shit. It's the President United States and the former mayor of New York It's two of the most powerful men in the history of politics It's fucking getting on stage and going look at this video of a black lady pulling box out from under a table

That's how it wasn't wow horrible. Oh, I hope that lady didn't have a bad day Sorry, but we're voting on like a trillion of dollars of yeah, it was awesome I hope we didn't that she she had people show up at her house, screaming at her for stealing the election, calling her up in the dead of night. Oh man, she got shouted out. Fuck, here we are trying to figure out who gets to control like a trillion dollars

of military technology. Yeah, getting her asked by the President of the United States for doing your job. Oh man, you got yelled out? Oh God. I hope you didn't have a bad experience. I hope you come back next time and participate in counting. I would think the President of the United States saying that you tried to steal an election was-

This is so- it's like a joke. What is it a joke? A lady gets yelled at? That's horrible. Who cares? It's not getting yelled at, it's getting dragged into the public square by the most powerful man in the fucking country. Who gives a shit? I do.

That was fucked. That guy's stealing shit. That lady's stealing shit. I'm not. Oh wow. Oh wow and if she gets delivered a shit ton of harassment. I hope she wasn't called an N-word Vito. Oh man. You should write her a letter. I'm so- Dear- what was her name? So when you watch- What was her name? What was her name? Ruby Freeman. Dear Ruby, my name's Vito. I saw that- You didn't think I knew her name, did you? No, I wanted to make fun of you more prop- I wanted to make fun of you- When you watch a video and a guy goes into a Starbucks and you just start screaming at a lady,

you go, well whatever man, who cares? I don't care about anything that happens to anyone. Well, I do. I think it's fucked. But then you make a big show out of it. It's not a show! Thank God she's black. That's horrific! So you can really lay it on.

It's horrible that fucking Rudy Giuliani just lied about a lady. Oh, man. I hope I hope no one kills Rudy Giuliani. That would- God. What the fuck is that? Because who fucking cares? I do. So wear a I hate Rudy Giuliani shirt. I should. Yeah, that would show him. Oh man, Rudy Giuliani, he's really a jerk. No, what I'll show him is the 100 million dollar fucking settlement or whatever it is that he has to pay these women for lying about. Man, oh man, yeah. Got him.

So you think lying about people's not a big deal? I don't give a shit what Rudy Giuliani does or what some fat lady? Yeah has to deal with so if I said Nick Reketa is feeding his kids cocaine who gives a shit you have his reputation doesn't matter you have been completely relevant Well, what did you say about that X-Men guy? You said he was hitting on kids didn't you know? I said he was drawing You said before that happened you said you thought he was doing the only explanation I could you said you thought he was doing something with gays. The only explanation I can think of is that he was doing something with gay teens. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't say anything. It's lying. It's not lying. What's the difference? It's not lying. That's what I believed. I believed. I was like, there's no way this guy got fired unless he was shacking up with gay teenagers.

But I never accused him of actually doing it. Oh man, I hope Rudy Giuliani doesn't hurt more black women. Well he can't now, because he lost all his money, as he should, for spreading horrible lies. Great. Which have repercussions, thankfully. Thank God liberals are here to really mince around with the nothing details of...

I can't wait to talk about elections. We should have an alarm any time the election comes up, any time voting comes up. Just a panic button. I mean, yeah, the alarm should go, Vito, you're a great person. You care about everyone. You care about some fucking election worker. And your alarm should go... We all know that you know a lot about computers and that you think a lot about computers and you don't think computers are secure.

Yeah, stop using them. Okay, you're right. They're all bad. Stop using computers. Yes. Fair enough. It's not fair enough. Stop doing it. You know what? You can make a case for it. I can't. Because I'm just dealing with retards who just like talk about black people getting made fun of.'s not getting made fun of he didn't make fun of her he accused her of

falsifying an election it's horrible what he did it's horrible do you really care about that genuinely yes why because it's really fucked up for the president United States to do something that evil why why do I not want the president of our country to pick random women out and try to ruin their lives? I don't know. The guy that's murdered millions of Afganistani? Yeah, why? Who cares?

Well, all the Afghanis deserve it. But you think that? No, I don't think that. I think when you get into warfare it becomes very complicated. When you get into warfare it becomes very complicated. When you get into killing people. It's not war. They don't have an atomic bomb. So what? Then nothing matters. Who cares? Fine. Who cares who's president at that point? But you don't think that. No, but that's what you think.

Yeah. I don't care who's president. Okay, you don't care who's president. You don't care if the laws change. You don't think... I care about the electronic voting machine. That's it. Why do you care about that if you don't care about anything? Because it's fake. So you care about fake stuff. So this is the problem with you, is like I run up against this wall of like

why do you care about that, why do you care about that, why do you care about that, why do you care about that. The computers are bad! And we need to care about them deeply and intensely and not care about anything else. I know you want them there so you can fuck with them. I know why they're there.

Why is the only thing you care about the computers? Because I know you use them to lie. You use them to take shit that doesn't belong to you. Why is that saying you care about lying? That's the second thing you care about. That's the only thing, out of all this stuff, that's the only thing I care about. No one can ever nail you down because any time you get in dick anywhere where you go, well surely you care about me setting a child on fire and cutting their head off you go we have lost for that

But why do you care? I? Mean, it's a good law. Why is it a good law? You don't care about kids from getting set on fire Alright, so we care about kids getting set on fire. I'm not gonna go fucking protest for it am I? Hey, we made ahead we made it legal to light kids on fire. I mean, I don't like that, but I'm not gonna go do anything about it. It's this shifting scale of nihilism, where it's impossible. It's not shifting.

It is constantly shifting. It is impossible to have any discussion with you, because anytime we get anywhere, you go, yeah, but I don't actually care about that at all. Me getting somewhere is you conning me. That's where you want to get. You want to get somewhere. I'm arguing with a constantly shifting chameleon You conning me. That's where you want to get. You want to get somewhere.

I'm arguing with like a constantly shifting chameleon who goes, ah this is horrible what's happening. They're gonna take my guns away. That's what focus looks like. They already have taken my guns away. So do you care about guns? I don't care about anything. No, I do care about guns. Okay, so guns, computers. Yeah, guns, speech. Speech. Can we make a list?

Yeah, it's called the fucking Bill of Rights! You dick brain! They already made a fucking list! It's in that order! Including the ones they scammed! Alright. So if I wanted to quarter soldiers in your house, yes or no? No, they're already doing that! You guys are loading up hotels with illegal Mexicans and Somalians!

It's a fucking third amendment violation My team's kicking ass It's not your team. You're you're in a fucking apartment because you think you're part of a team Okay, so don't support you. I'm a team guy who's not on the team. It's constantly shifting metaphor The Cowboys are winning championships. You're not winning shit Dick cares about the Bill of Rights. I'll keep that I will keep that in mind It's not hard. All right. I got it spider eternal for two vetoes a terrible cook Can't even make a comic is that a quincelle for two know is secretly mr. Beast

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and has been jailed for it. We salute that. That's enough fog. I'm trying to turn it off. I did try. It ends up making the thumbnail just all fog every time for some reason. For some reason the auto thumbnail really likes when the entire studio is full of fog. Shit.

God damn it. I did try to make it less fog. Well, you really fucked it. These damn computers. Great. Cheese in my pockets, well Vita, good show, Vito, many laughs, thank you. I can't read it now. Just read it!

I can't fucking read it because there's a bunch of fucking fuck! Chat from Reckon, I want Frank Hassel to sissify me. From Coov. Coov, chat from Reckon. I wear dresses and I walk on all fours. EH, I heard three problems and no horror alien sound. That's your fault. What the fuck, sorry about that, I was a little rusty.

Reckon, Coover, too. Cooper to reckon. Thank you for not killing yourself No, Changas among us five Vito. You're looking at We're gonna find out this fog is made of asbestos or something. I swear to God Why don't I fly glad you're feeling better coffee taste bad something's wrong with it What's in that? What's in you? No, did you put like nicotine in it? Like something's wrong? What are you talking about? Is it like a big vape? You have fucking emphysema. Something's wrong with this fucking fog. Nothing's wrong with the fog. You can vape fine. I don't vape. Vito, you're looking unnaturally healthy this week. Glad you're feeling better

Did you get your b2s under control? I think so. Austin Nix for two, finish comics and buy a car with a push button unlock. Flodder Dashie for five, I'm going to do a GoFundMe, so I traveled LA and sissy hypnotized coof, Frank Hassel style. Alex Reinhardt for five, thank you. Hack the Movies is here for $5. He says, I'm at DabbleCon right now,

and all anyone wants to talk about is how bad my biggest problem episode was. They all blame Vito. Spider Eternal for two, Vito's so fat, he eats the problems, he tramples. Pink like Peachy for five, the biggest problem in the universe is underwear. And the 19th Amendment, if women can't vote,

they can't run for president. Good point. Mega Man for two, big black people do be loving anime shorts. I didn't know that. I also did not know that. It makes sense. They're big fans of the Dragon Ball. I didn't know that. I also did not know that it makes sense. Huh? They're big fans of the Dragon Ball

I didn't know that either. You know black people like Dragon Ball. No, oh they love it Shit lips for five. I'm Rosa Parks and this is how I talk Tony's head is massive. Stop skipping head day, Tony Mega Man for five MLK after seeing Eric July twerking. Maybe I made a mistake Mac warrior, I made a mistake. Maybe I made a mistake. I no longer have a dream. And I think black men should no longer make comic books. Except for Dwayne McTuffy, who's fucking dead. Is that white children and black children do not read.

I SOM, AKA I suck off men. MechWarrior for five says, Why wouldn't anyone pay for the bonus episodes when you guys have a public playlist with all of them on the channel? I don't think that's true. Those are clips, MechWarrior, you piece of shit. I think those are all clips of bonus episodes. Fuck you. Osindex for two, broke detected.

Dwaab Winkle for five, Ari's jiggled corner is definitely real, your problem is dumb. Oh, he's saying that the fake boobs are real. On Ari's jiggled corner. Okay, retard's saying that the fake boobs are real on Ari's jiggle corner. Okay, retard. Well, I don't know. Send him in, send me these real tits. Mega Man for five, guys, did you hear about the PDF file

that's subscribed to Nick's locals? Oh, you mean the one that was on Kiwi Farms for five years, hanging out with Noel? Getting awarded. Getting awarded all the time. And then subscribing to Nick's RSS feed. Yeah, real fucking amazing. Coo for two says Vito is a professional foot and Ari connoisseur

Chad dragon to Australian. Where is the iconic truck? Sure. Tergery for two. Oh my god Should I change my name to clockwise rotation? No change it to internal? Covered cross string hippie terrorists for five the more time goes by I'm genuinely ashamed He used to be a supporter of Eric July. He could make one good comic by now. I know that Mike Partica guy. I need to watch his Gooding review. He said it was the worst comic ever written. He was freaking out.

I don't always agree with that guy's reviews. I know he's taking you to task. He is? Yeah, at one point he said, some of your critiques were not as sharp. He's fucking retarded. Well, I think Mike Party Guys, he has some crazy ideas. Mike Party Ka, but he is one of the few guys out there reviewing all

this stuff so occasionally I tune in. So shout out to Mike Party Ka on YouTube even if he hates dick. Steve for, I don't think he hates you, just disagreeing. Steve for two hey Siri call ma, fuck. Shit Lips for two. Another Alexa. Hey Alexa, call the police! No, stop! Austin X for two. Hey Maddox, call the police. Vohowa Gods for two. Who's fatter, Null or PPP?

Oh, PPP. He's gotta be. He's unstoppable. Frog Tony for five, what will happen first? We don't get super ironic. Yeah, but it's like, I respect PPP's fatness more than Null. Because PPP puts it all out there. PPP's an entertainer, yeah.

But when PPP was willing to dress up as- He's a glutton. PPP is an entertainer, yeah. When PPP was willing to dress up as... PPP is a glutton like I'm an alcoholic. Null is fighting his fatness. He doesn't want to be. He's embarrassed by it. And that's sad. I think PPP put on full body paint to be the Dragon Ball villain boo. And I said,

I gotta give props. Funny. I'm gonna be like a McDonald's bucket He dressed up as like a jack-o-lantern He's playing into it null is trying to be this like those are diet smart like I'm the smartest guy ever But he's fat you got so you got nothing Yeah, you can't be smart and fat frog Tony is here guys We love frog Tony for five dollars what will happen? Vito gets Super Sonic or Super Killer gets released.

Neither, neither of those is happening. Austin Nicks for two, bet Vito gets Super Sonic or put on the medallion. Oh. Ooh, Ryan Axe for two, Canadian, hell yeah, boys. Make the gaming streams happen. That'd be fun. That'd be fun.

That would be fun. I'll just, we'll pick a game. Maybe a game or two, I don't know, one game. Street Fighter? Yeah, it's gotta be a competition's like Street Fighter for an hour competition How long do we go for like an hour? Well, you gotta have like win criteria. Yeah Well, I mean I'm saying maybe could be like like ten minutes at the end of an episode Yeah, I guess at the end of the episode. We've just played Street Fighter. That'd be good. I

Would enjoy that. Oh, I see election a lot Street Fighter that'd be good. I would enjoy that. Uh oh I see election a lot. Oh my god. Uh oh. Nobody wants to talk about Star Wars but everyone wants to talk about this stupid election shit. Yeah election matters. Diamond G for two, Oink, eternal purgatory, spotted eternal for two, we do not in fact want to hear about Star Wars. I think you do. Matteo Roberto for two, great show Dick, Ryan Ox is for five Canadian thanks material Oh a call-in shows better no show at all what the let the whiner skip it and have fun with all your pressure I'll do it again. Yeah, I almost did it and then I said well, maybe I should try and get it Yeah, I don't know again. I only had five hours. It was fine. It's just that you went for Star Wars and

You said that You weren't you tried to give the impression that you weren't trying. Even though you were. I think it was more- People don't like that. That's what I'm saying. I think I went into it cause you know I was like, oh man I'm gonna fuck. I was in a bad day. I was having a bad day. Why? I don't know cause right after I announced it I was like, man I don't really have the energy to fucking do it. But I already said I was gonna do it. I don't really have the energy to fucking do it, but he said I was gonna do it Don't cancel. I thought about I honestly thought about him like maybe I should tell everybody

I don't feel great right now, but I was like oh, didn't you feel great? I don't know just something I was just like tired or something as like well if I announce it and then don't do it I think I'll eat more shit than just doing it. Just delete it real quick say it's the Mandela effect I don't know what I think it ended I think I ended up finding my swing just doing it. Just delete it real quick. Say it's the Mandela effect. I don't know what happened. I think I ended up finding my swing by the end of it. But when it started off, I was just like, you know, in a weird mood or something. Honestly, it's Star Wars.

Maybe. People fucking hate Star Wars. I also just like, I get excited. I don't know, I'm not going to say I get excited. But your setup is comfortable. Yeah. This is a good good relaxed place to do podcasts. Yeah. My setup at my house is not comfortable or enjoyable.

Yeah. And it's not set up for podcasting. So I kind of just felt out of my element. Let's see. Pigeon for 10. Sui, who's ready for October for a big $10. Thank you. October.

Pigeon. Clap Japs, Destroyer for five. Supercarser five super colors coming soon October fest is gonna kick ass Take on pose with two when you're gonna figure out shipping for the book once It's in my hands and I can weigh it Oz ten for $20 in one cent Got it twice today, so you got to enjoy it Steve Steve for five, it's hot out there, folks. Don't get spit-rotasted in the hoggiest heat. Ha ha ha ha! And then big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big emoji.

Alex Reinhardt for $5. Thank you. Great guy Gabe for $2.79 Canadian. The episode with Carl was great. Thank you. I got to listen to that one. I like Carl. Kagon Postal for two.

Dick, what do you think of Delta 8 weed? I don't know. Is that a joke? I don't really smell weed. Daniel Price for five. I used to drink everyone else's milk when they would try to throw it away. I still will sometimes just drink a quart of milk in place of a meal. See the milk guys are trying to find this sick freak. We gotta find the milk fetishes. I think the USDA has an alert when somebody starts talking shit about milk and they got to send their Simpson here Get out of here USDA plant Daniel Price Joe cool for two Christa bore Voink jizzles wine D all right, okay making things for ten Canadian man

I should just stop trying to make jokes and go to Greenland. It was Saudi like a female pig instead of Saudi Fuck my life. That was an embarrassing use of $20. Well, the $10 Canadian explanation of how you fucked up your joke was an excellent super chat. Very good, Saudi. Shawnee7488 for five, you know thinking the government plays fair is adorable. Pineappleman for two,

can closed source voting software be a problem? AwesomeNix for two, isn't Dominion Venezuelan? Smartmaticus. Alex Re Austin Nix for two isn't Dominion Venezuelan. Smartmatic is. Alex Reinhardt for two. My 50 goes to the, my 50 goes does to the gay team guy price. Nah, that's not how it works.

Diamond G for two, 2020 fake. Shawnee 7488 for five Australian. Does Vito honestly believe more black people voted for Biden than Obama? Yes. Yes he does. Diamond G for two. Vito Boners for fake stories. Dignified poster five. Vito being a pedo would be better than this fake voting brain

damage lying about computers. Shailage for two, election talk is fun and all but super chats. Just Eyebond for five, Australian. Vito, are you sure Trump won in 2016? Because lots of your team guys say Trump's win was legitimate. Oh, it's true. That did happen. Vito the wig for two. No, I always argued with that. Vito the wig for two, I love you Vito, you need a hug. Spider Eternal eternal for five Veto stopped eating like a dump truck Maybe less bullshit would come out of his mouth get out of here with your impossible evidence standards I don't even want an evidence. I just want an accusation Steve for two says get that swine on the auction block 297.6 pounds

Dickinson post for two Rudy is the president and Trump fired him 37.6 pounds. Dicking in post for two. Rudy is the president, and Trump fired him. Majanga for 10 Canadian. George Sears, you guys call all women ladies automatically. Well, you call men guys. Why? Only a few men are actual ladies.

What are you, lady boys? That's an interesting question. Excellent bit. UltraWater for five. Veto is skinny and heterosexual. Steve for five. One ring veto, two emerald veto. I got three emeralds, Iito is skinny and a heterosexual. Steve for five, one ring Vito, two emerald Vito. I got three emeralds I think. Just can't get Super Sonic. I got three. So you don't think I could get all the emeralds? I think it's possible. I think it's possible you sat around

for like a week and fucking. A week man, all I did when I was a kid is play video games. Well, I was gonna say, did you just play Sonic over and over? Yeah, that's what it's for. I played RPGs Sonic and then jumping jack flash Yeah, I would not want to sky kid. That's what I didn't like. That's what I did. It's sky kid That's a pretty rare one. Is it on the Super Nintendo? No the Nintendo. Oh I'm thinking of something else I'm thinking of sky blazer. Oh, I'm aware of something else. Do do do do do do do do. Blulululu blululu blululu. I'm thinking of Sky Blazer. Oh no, I have that one. I'm aware of Sky Kid though.

Bubble Bobble. Were you a Bubble Bobble guy? I think you were. No? I thought we bonded over Bubble Bobble. Seemed like hell. Mega Man. Yeah, I like Mega Man.

Played a lot of Mega Man. I love Mega Man. Love Mega Man. Gates of Above for five USD. Where was the fog last week? Would have made the show for 5 USD. Where was the fog last week? Would have made the show more washable. JW for 2 pounds. Vito will eat everything, but the fog

tastes bad. Exoneree Dersh for 5. Venezuela is more democratic than any western democracy. Also, Vito can't explain how the Democrats stole Richard Nixon's victory in 1960. How did they do that? Minister Mouse for 5. Vito is delusional about the election and Dick missed 2 episodes. Arrrr. There you go. Hey. Sorry that I did that. Now well, you know what?

I think one thing about this show is our fans understand that occasionally there are outside events Draw the attention. I'll tell you what else our fans understand. I weigh 300 pounds. OooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- I can just tell you. 300. What's the game where we smash all the toys? 300. Oh man, it treats about little boys. 300. What's in the box?

You know you want it. It's like 296 or 297. Get on the scale or I smash it to shit. Yeah. Get on the scale or I smash it as shit! Veedo's booty! Veedo's booty! Veedo's booty! Veedo's booty! Veedo's booty! Well, you know the game, Veedo.

We tell you to either walk the plank, and get on that there scale over yonder and then you get what's the prize is in this magic mystery box of your booty that I stole as a pirate and that I have a hoard of and then I give it to you bit by bit or you refuse and I spitefully destroy it so What's it gonna be well is there so last week you last week? You weighed in at two ninety two ninety seven point four. I'm definitely over that. I think I'm about 300 now oh Boy, so uh the reverse weight loss contest. Yeah, I think I'm so what contest. Yeah, I think I'm just gonna keep going up.

Well, are you gonna weigh yourself or are you gonna smash the toy? What's in the box? Wouldn't you like that? You want me to sing the theme song again? So you know what's in the box? You know you want it! Right? That's what we're doing here. So what is it? Well, it's something good. Is it? Something you're gonna want. So what is it? Well? It's something good is It's something you're gonna want is it good. Yeah

Better than last week when it was it's better than last time when it was a trophy that you didn't It's better than the trophy As you can see it's not a Funko pop I mean I know it's bad though. It's not bad It's not what I want. What do mean, I know it's bad, though. It's not bad. It's not what I want. What do you want? Something good. It's something good.

No, it's not. What do you mean by something good? Give me three criteria of something good. I don't know. Is it ask me the, look at all these guys. What do you guys want Vito to do? Yeah, what do you want me to do? I guess maybe I should let the audience decide. Well, it's gonna keep scrolling forever.

If you wanna weigh yourself and see how much you weigh on the weighing scale, because you should be... You should be under 230 by now. I should be what? You should be under 230 pounds by now well that's not happen well you should be you should be at least under 250 alright just smash it oh I'm gonna open it back here so you don't get crabby wait what is Shit okay, well that fell over okay. You don't know where yourself. I don't know man. I don't know I

Don't get the bit Well the bit is that I have a toy in the box that you do want because it's good and if you want the toy Then you have to weigh yourself. Yeah, so you gotta decide I just don't wanna, I don't even wanna participate Well, then I'll smash it. Yeah, I know It's good though Alright Is something good? Is it something good?

Yes, it's something good It's not something good? Is it something good? Yes, it's something good. It's not something good. It never is. It has been good multiple times. What has it been good? Name one good thing. You got the trophy, you got the Final Fantasy thing. The Final Fantasy thing was the first one.

No, it wasn't. It was the third one. The Mother's Milk was the first one. Okay. So I got one good thing Yeah, two. What was the second? You got the dragon that was good. I don't want the dragon, but it was good It was good Okay, that's it I'm gonna need an answer no matter what I do I lose The choice is between weighing yourself, which you should do and

Getting a free great toy that I have in this dentist No matter what I do. You win no matter what you're just seeing it in a bad light. No matter what I do. You're just crying about it I'm not crying about it. It's just like no matter which choice I make I'm disappointed in a different way Well, that's life, but you're getting good stuff. I've got people listening I'm getting all these great prizes. I've not gotten anything good. You got a bunch of figurines. I Got one figurine. I will like sure it's all great. You got a collector's item I won't talk trash about any of the wonderful things. I've gotten so what are you gonna do? Are you gonna smash it or are you gonna weigh yourself? I don't gonna weigh yourself well you got it I'll give you to the end of this I'm

just gonna I'm just gonna head out and you can do whatever you think you're not gonna do it I don't want to know what's in the bug You're smashing it! Oh! He's smashing it! Oh, it's a first edition! Oh! I'll smash it, I don't care! I don't care about anything!

I am happy! That's it! You don't want about anything. I am not to eat. That's it. You don't want to see it? You don't want to see it get smashed? I love that you don't understand the bit, but you're trying to destroy it by taking away your fucking reaction. Real fucking fu- Real great. Oh, it's a first edition.

Well, I'll just give it to him next week, then I guess. Here, you can smash it in front of me. Wanna smash it in front of me? I just wanna know what- if you want this! What is it? Just smash it. Here. Just smash it. What is it? No, just smash it.

Are you ready? Okay, what is it? Okay. That's pretty cool. That's funny. It's a metazoo. Yeah, that's a good first edition. I committed to you smashing it This is a first edition metazoo UFO okay, so it's not good. It is good

It's worth a lot. How much was this going for at one point? I have no I think I had a card game episode where you said these were They got that in really quick because the card game episode was this week. How'd they get it here this quick? Do you know how much of this stuff I have? I don't know man I'm doing it to have like a fun thing and you're obsessing over Getting free toys. I just it's not that I just don't get it and I don't know how to react to it. Is this good or not? It's a first edition Metazoo UFO. It's not it's great. Jesus Christ I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this. It's like Pokemon cards.

I'll break it right through the table! Nice dude! Was that good or not? It was good smashing. But I mean is the cards good? I don't know, let's find out. Let's see what metazoo cards we get. Not me, I'm just gonna fucking crumple them up. Let's see. First edition!

What is this? Tell people what this is. I don't care. I don't. I mean what is the thing? Oh hey look I got a gargantuan gliders. Here dick, you want a gargantuan gliders? Oh no. Hahahaha What is this crap?

It's a UFO man. It's a first edition Metazoo Looks retarded People should watch the card game episode. Hey look I got a burning spirit imprint Well, this is actually fun because maybe a Metazoo collector will be upset to watch this Well come on you gotta at least open them and see what's in there Have a lighter here, that's good. I knew I never get oh hey, I got mini t-rex look at the mini t-rex

Okay well now I do like this bit Okay, well now I do like this bit But dick what if we get like an ultra rare in here we might get like something good Now do you think the bits funny? Can you do the fog? Yeah, oh Come on here. Look at this one. You can't rip up ogre Look at that. This one's like this one's like I'm using the clock watch your hands do that like blast toys there you go this is dog shit look at this you mangled it what if there's an ultra rare in here are you proud of yourself? Why would you not want to watch this?

I don't know man Oh wait I think this is a good- wait what's an ultra rare look like? How much are these cards worth? I have no fucking idea How much is a Metazoo first edition worth? Box, a whole box Somebody would- oh my god with the fucking fog- well nobody can see the bit now What's the point of the?

What's a radio show? I wanted a little bit of fog anyone like all the fog How's my friend how much could a first edition metazoo be worth like 200 bucks how much was it worth at its peak? Probably like a first edition box was probably I think we 400 bucks Really yeah Wow you really destroyed these bags Yeah I think like 400 bucks maybe at the peak. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow, you really destroyed these packs. Yeah. All the Metazoo fan community is going to be very upset at us. Well, guys, don't forget, if you want to learn more about Metazoo,

the hit card game that destroyed fortunes, check out our newest bonus episode at patreon.com slash biggest problem. Oh, here we got a static snowstone, but you completely destroyed it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You're not gonna be able to play with this in a tunnel. Ha ha ha! See, you asked me on the show, you're like, why would you want-

Look at this, it's a Honus Wagner card. You asked me why you would wanna open cards for a game that you don't care about. It's just fun to open cards. I'm ripping up every single hologram card. No, those are the best ones. Ah! Oh my god, these are first editions!

Hey, give me these bags. No! Uh, Pamela! Look at this Pamela card! RIP! Oh no, if I find an ultra rare I'm gonna hide it from you so you can't destroy it. Do you know what the ultra rares are? I have no fucking idea.

Oh this one looks good. The men in black. Rip it up. I don't know if I can. This is good therapy for you. It's fun. Hahaha! Except there's all this fog. Look, here's an ultra- here's a rare card with a hologram shit.

No no! That was like a Charizard. Oh man. Rip. Stop it. Rip. Some kid could have fun with these. This is horrible. No, no kid.

These cards aren't for kids. Okay, hold on. This one might actually be. Rip it. I mean, look at this gemstone here. It's the shiny... Look at this. Opalescent pedophile rip You know I think some of these pack that card up. What did that go rip it up?

I think some of these packs do genuinely sometimes have like one of one like rare cards one rip ripped Some med is you guys watch hey everybody welcome to my whatnot stream check it out red Oh look I got another infinite power, and this one's like Chris rip it up rip it rip it Rip it yes Yes, yes, here's a black lotus that got put in by mistake First edition. I gotta try and save the good cards. What do we got here?

Oh! This is- okay hold on. This is the Houston Batman? What? It's the uh, it's a Batman. It's all bent up. I know, this is probably- this one's probably worth some. How much?

You can only have one per spell book. It's number 11 out of one, okay hold on, this one might actually be... No, rip it. I don't know. No, you gotta rip it. This one I might just tuck away here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh man, that looks... What the fuck is this? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. All the colors look like shit. What the fuck is this? Look at this. What is it? Yeah the colors are like shit. What the fuck is this? Look at this. What is it? Yeah I know! The Houston Batman? What the fuck is that?

This was supposed to be the new Pokemon. I don't know what happened. It's retarded. Oh but hold on I did get the sunset finality. I'm getting a lot of orbs today. There we go. That's the sunset finality orb. Height 2 meters? Who made this? Orbs today. There we go, that's the Sunset Finality Orb.

Height two meters, who made this? The European guy? Some autistic guy. The Beastie Gains, oh, the guts gross. The Beastie Gains, and then there's an emoji. This is like the ISOM of card games, basically. It is the ISOM of card games. They were actually more successful than ISOM because they did not...

They managed to make the collectors happy for at least a year. After resolving combat and once per turn... No, come on! Dick, here, put this in a hard case. This is a good one. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe I can't rip them up. The orbs are good. Put that in somewhere special. I'm gonna light all these on fire, actually. Don't fucking do that! Alright goodbye everyone.

Thanks for watching.