The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 154

Episode Date: August 31, 2024

We gotta tease the fade. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I don't know if it teases the sound though. Oh! Does it? Oh!

Let's see if it does. Oh! Oh it does! Oh man! Oh! Oh! I'm glad I know that. Oh! Oh, it does! Oh man, oh! I'm glad I know that. Oh my god. Oh!

Oh! There, alright, just do the... Oh! It's enough of this. It's enough. Everyday, Dick finds a new OBS setting that he's excited about. Look at that. Oh man. The audio crossfade.

Is this gonna be the last show? Yeah! Hahahaha! Ohhhhh! I wanna say... I think this is gonna be a new era of show. Wow. I think we're entering a new era.

Well you banned, it's called a death spiral, that era. You banned all of the biggest supporters. Yes. Not all of them, just a lot of them. Including the guy who makes all the stingers. Yes. You banned him. Well he got mute and now he's back. You had banners remorse or something? No no, Koof brought him back and then I banned Koof. And then you banned Koof. No, I just got Koof's wrench away. Oh man, you would not believe how many DMs I have from people who bought your comic and now hate you. I know, it's awesome. Do you really think that? Yes. I think this is very important that we move.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I just want to say to everybody, I think that what Vito's doing is very fucked up and I do not support it. There's no we. There's's no we I don't feel bad I think it's variance you people. Yeah, hey the mortgage on my house, and I think what's being done to you is totally inappropriate I'm excited for this new era of the show and it's gonna be really good This is the new bright and beautiful future for biggest problem in the universe the show is gonna be better than ever Oh, the problems are gonna be better than ever. The problems are gonna be better than ever. Because you banned so many people?

They can come back. Why? Once they learn the new way of things and once they understand the glorious future. What's the new way of things? Well, the new way of things is we're gonna have a lot more fun on this show. What does that mean? How are they supposed to follow that rule? Oh, we're gonna play it by ear.

We're gonna see what, you know. It's not we you gotta stress again It's not we I am NOT and I'm not doing this I would unban you but I know Vito's just gonna ban you again No, no, I want to you we can ban and unban whatever else, you know, people will come back. It's all temporary. Oh They're gonna they're going to You remember what happened to Eric July? Yeah, and then what was the end of that? Did he win? I don't know. Well now he didn't win. What happened to him for like a year?

But I love all those guys. I'm not even mad at those guys. Oh, they're mad at you. That's fine! Like what are they mad about? Getting blocked. Blocked where? On the channel. Okay, well I'll unblock them. Like they're gonna get unblocked. Oh. You know it's just like a button, you can just unblock them. Like, they're gonna get unblocked. Oh.

You know, it's just like a button. You can just unclick the button. Going to refund Superkiller, this guy says, bought the lunchbox. Alright. Oh, speaking of the lunchbox, you wanna see the lunchbox? Sure. We got the lunchbox. Whew. What did they do to get banned? All these guys. Reckon, like, he does all the...

All this thing. I forget. What did he do? Just something. I don't keep track of exactly what each person does. But as you can see we have the Super Killer... Look at that. That came out pretty good, huh? Who do you think you're selling that to? I don't know. Whoever wants a great comic book, I guess. People aren't buying these comic books for great comic books. Right, they're buying it to support people they like.

For supporting people in culture war. Well... Not for culture war, support somebody they like. Well, I think I'm still pretty likable. Wow! I'm reading some really aggressive stuff here. I think that what it comes down to is this shows been a surrounded with a bunch of needless negativity Who's doing the negativity just people who are like keep Hammering with the same boring jokes and whatever else like telling me my face is small But I mean like yeah, we could see if that is annoying you and dragging

down the show we could put a stop to it that would be suicide I'm sure where we we bully people relentlessly sure but uh what do you I don't know man I mean I cut out like people's mouths and make fun of them ruthlessly yeah but I don't cut out your mouth and do you on the show you could I yeah, but I wouldn't because I would be fucking stupid I Think the show needs to get back to just being a happy fun place where you have fun And I will ban whoever I need to to make that happen You know how you always tell people what to do in situations

Yeah, what would you bow by the this, I gotta read this first. Sure. Hey Dick, thank you for the retweets of the art and comics. Here's a token of my appreciation, have fun. RayRayIsHappy sent this in. Oh! It's a beautiful, beautiful picture. There you go.

Am I holding it upright? RayRay is an incredible artist. Yeah. That guy's really good. There you go I hope he does a comic he is doing a comic. He keeps posting little Pieces of it. So it's a happy fun place. You want to get back to you? Yeah, you know making fun of nerd Roddick's wife. Was that happy and fun? But but if I sent a super chat to nerd Roddick saying your wife's a fat pig. Do you think he would read it on his shell?

Super chat to Nerd-Roddick saying your wife's a fat pig. Do you think he would read it on his show? So, what do you mean? I'm just saying, like, as part of this show, do you want the show to be fun? It's the pig stuff? It's just the bo- okay. How come you're not just honest? Just say, I don't like it, it hurts my feelings. Please stop doing it. It's not that it hurts my feelings, it's that when something becomes, like, repetitive

and I have to keep Like the bunny stuff like what the bunny stuff? The bunny stuff, yeah Yeah, obviously Eric July is banning bunnies from his chat because at a certain point you're like, okay, I get it Do you think that was a good move of him to do? Yeah Really for him and his hit to keep his chat for his like chats. Yeah, how is his? Comic career going since he has behaving like I don't is his comic career going since he has behaving like that I don't think his comic career would have done better by unbanning people spamming his chat with bunnies you don't think forever having

this like label as a guy who can't take criticism and does the wrong thing is hurting his business I could take criticism what's the criticism people posting in I don't know what Reckon did to get banned! He makes a ton of good stingers! Well, I think he's unbanned now! Okay! I don't know, man. I'm just here to do a very fun comedy show. But if you don't like what you're doing, why don't you just say,

I don't like what you're doing? I'm telling him I don't like what you're doing. I think when you spam the same boring, lazy joke over and over, it just becomes, like, annoying. And then I go on Twitter and I it just becomes like annoying and then I go on Twitter and I'm just like talking about something completely different I'll be like yeah hey the sun's shining today and someone goes you're a fucking pig and I'm like like a completely underrated to what I'm talking about. You antagonize them all the time. How? You're just in the chat telling people good you're

glad they don't listen and that you're driving you're going to drive I mean, I mean and that you're gonna drive into the ground and threatening them. How is that not? Fix the show That's my goal and it's happening right now and it's starting today You're gonna hate me just from sitting here and no no cuz you're rejecting it and you're saying this is- Vito's terrible and you can have that opinion. I'm saying this will make the show better. I believe it in my heart of hearts. What about the show?

Who told you this? Me. I did. You decided that this was what you needed to do? Ban everyone? I decided what was important for the show was that I can't keep playing into this like- You know, I've always been happy to play the pratfall of like, yeah you know I'm a moron, ooh I'm so steamed and blah blah blah and then at a certain point I'm like- Wait, when have you played you're a moron?

All the time, like my channel says- That communism shit? That channel says I'm a professional idiot, you know, but then some people just, they don't, they can't get past the I Can't keep doing like fake laughs, you know I gotta be laughing at a variety of like stupid super chats and I go. Oh, you know, you really got me. Oh Oh, he said to be fair to be for watching the thing Hit the thing God you guys really got me that time oh

No, I'm so blown out. You're not going out. It's just funny shucks Gosh darn it. How is that not funny? It's I've you ever played BB, BB butcher It's funny on that level, but I have to stop, you know, being like, WHAAAA! You know, it's just gotta... But it doesn't cost you anything to not play... Okay, what's real then? What's real is... Banning supporters? Well, they're not supporters.

These guys, I recognize all their names. Diamond G, Matt Malware. I know all those guys for 10 years. They've supported my show monetarily. They've supported your show. And this one. And they've been supporting this one for three years Well, why are they supporting this show? Because they enjoy it. What do they enjoy about it? The comedy feeling like like I cast feeling like you're feeling like you're part of a community There's guys whose only enjoyment to get out of this show is they go. It's the beat up on veto show I get to call him names dick laughs at him, he gets treated like a piece of shit,

and we're not doing that show anymore, and that's it. So it is because your feelings are hurt. No, it's because- Not because it's boring, no one buys that shit. It's not that my feelings are hurt, it's that it's not a good show. Like, for every guy who's loud and they go, oh man, I love the show, you gotta watch this show,

because it's about we call a guy fad and we antagonize him. Nobody thought that's what the show was. That is what a lot of people are getting out of the show right now. They're saying that to you because it bothers you and they're bothering you. That's what they like to do. I think there is a silent group of people and I've seen their comments. I didn't bring their comments in, but they go, I wish this show would get back to when it was just the two hosts were buddies and they're having fun Oh a Reddit comment?

It was not just that one Reddit comment there was a variety of comments So you were making a Reddit comment? I read all the comments about the show You were going nuts last week responding to people saying you're purposefully driving the show into the grave I think you're joking I'm joking with them But you don't think that's antagonizing people? Because they're going, oh, god, that last episode,

Vito's trying to destroy the show. The show's over, guys. In two episodes, Vito's going to quit, and we're going to push him into a, they're talking about. Who cares? They're fucking, they're just fucking around. So what do you care if I fucking push back and I go, you guys are retarded?

If you ban Wreck-In, if you're banning guys like Wreck-In. For one episode, it's funny. It's not funny! It's not funny! I think it's funny. I know, but that's the problem. You don't think it's funny, you just get your feelings hurt so you lash out. We can disagree on what's funny. I'm telling people that this is what you do.

You antagonize people and then you start crying when they hit back. With nothing, really. I think, I don't think I antagonize them first. people and then you start crying when they hit back with nothing really I think I don't think I antagonize them first I think they say something shitty and I go yeah you are the celebrity you're responding to them right and I'm actually antagonizing them you can ban them yeah that's funny it's funny that I have the power to just go oh you said something shitty delete and there's nothing they can do about it but they'll try then they should maybe that'll create some fun drama for the show They're going to be they're going to be way more. Do you know what they're gonna do when super killer comes out?

What's that they're gonna destroy it? That's fine because it's funny to them because they have the power to do that, okay? I think I got a great product and if they want to antagonize it doesn't matter It's just marketing a lot of guys already hate me What do more guys are gonna hate me now? Yeah, but these guys are way funnier than the guys that hate you now the guys that hate you now are retarded these this audience Is fun point is I need we need to make this show listen. Oh, we We the show needs to be listenable. It was fine. It's been great. It's been very bad. Oh Man, and I've taken steps to fix the shell and I'm glad everybody's in my corner. This is the death spiral I understand I've seen this before

It's not the death spiral. This is a spiral up and out of the drain Oh, man, the show is gonna get back to being just great with no money We might lose some some followers Yeah, but I think we're gonna pick up new followers to replace them. Who are here for like, comedy. Who's we though? The show! I think the show's gonna pick up new followers who don't want to tune in for Oh, what's that show? It's just like, you know, there's a fat guy, we talk about how he's fat, we talk about how he's stupid.

Nobody like Kenny versus Spenny. I never watched that. Right. Was Spenny the stupid one? I don't know, one of them was, it was a competition show. Right, so you're saying this is not a contest. Well, it's a very one-sided contest. Because they're making fun of your comic?

Because they're making fun of just every, like, at this point it's become like, you know, a million different complaints about me. But you came out in favor of communism last week. No I didn't. Okay. That's another thing that like, people have to take the things I say and like spin them around. Okay.

I said last week, I said, well, you can't just blame the starvation strictly on communism. Right. Yeah. And you can. And then I said communism doesn't work for this reason. I specifically said in the episode why communism doesn't work. They disagree. Who? The people who are calling you names. Then they didn't listen to what I said when I specifically why communism doesn't work. They disagree. Who?

The people who are calling you names. Then they didn't listen to what I said when I specifically said communism doesn't work. Okay, then so they disagree with you. What's the problem? Well, the disagreement is based on the fact that they didn't listen to what I said. If I say communism doesn't work, how can you claim that my argument is that communism works? You just weren't actually listening. Because you say like we didn't try it the right time or the right way.

I didn't say that. But you were like we didn't try it the right time or the right way. I didn't say that! But you were saying the farmers didn't die from communism. Or the people didn't starve because of communism. Something like that. Somebody said- That wasn't even my point! My point was it's just idiots making comments. Okay, yeah, and they're not listening.

Sure, idiots can make comments. That's how they enjoy the show. They make shitty comments. Yeah, I'm fine with that. If people want to leave comments that misunderstand my point and say I'm an idiot, that's fine. But then you go delete them. Or you argue with them. No, I'll argue with somebody who says I said something that I didn't say. Okay.

I definitely never said communism works. When does it turn into them getting banned? Whenever I make that decision. That's the thing there is no there is no hard and fast line. I'm telling you right now the same way I told Eric when he started this show. This is a big fuck up. I don't think it is though. I know. Neither did he. I would be- nobody I've ever told that to. I would be 100% satisfied if this show ends up in a dumpster. We never get another dollar

I don't care. Yeah, cuz I know that the only way to make this show better is to just make it a fun positive thing again How do you think that's gonna happen? I'm one of the meanest people on in the world Yeah, and it's fun, but we have like a back-and-forth. That's great. Yeah, that's the show Yeah, the show is us right the show is not the commenters Hearing a joke you made two years ago and repeating it forever To a thing and hate that thing when it comes into an unrelated thing when it's just like well Yeah, cuz you're a team guy. Yeah, what the fuck like this is completely unrelated to what I'm talking about So it's working what's working annoying me yeah, yes annoying me has been working What the fuck? Like this is completely unrelated to what I'm talking about.

So it's working. Well it's working. Annoying me? Yes, annoying me has been working. But the show will be much better if I'm not annoyed by the fan base all the time. Oh man. I have bad news for you. If I gotta put this show in a grave to save it, that's the way we gotta do it. You know, you're putting yourself in the grave. That's fine. These people are gonna, if you kill the show show they're gonna hate you a thousand times. Well, I'm not gonna kill the show

I'm here doing the show But the show is changing and it's changing for the better It's gonna be a great show. Oh man. Biggest problem in the universe. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe. From medical weed to slow internet speed.

That's competent. From slow internet technologies to communist ideologies, from Serac. Ah, from your host, Dick Maschinen. Joining me as always is Vito Giswoldi. How's it going, Dick? Great. You sound happier, at least.

I'm excited to be here. I think we got a great show today. We got a lot of great problems on the board. Yeah, we're going to have a lot of fun. What is it with you guys and fun? Eric says fun all the time too. Well fun's important. You want to have fun in life. But you say it all the time. It's like this is fun. I think the world is dark and depressing enough, you know, we can bring a little levity to people and brighten up their spirits and that's what's important.

You know comedy. They're not having fun. They get banned. Comedy is uplifting. Well, you know, you gotta help comedy is uplifting. Well, you know, you gotta help with the uplifting. We need the whole community behind us to help uplift everyone's experience. You wanna know who won last week? Absolutely, cause that's part of the fun. The contest part? I love the contest.

Communism won, obviously. That's a bad one. That's a good problem. Lag, second, medical marijuana. I love the contest. Communism won, obviously. That's a bad one. That's a good problem. Lag, second, medical marijuana. That's two for you. Yeah, Robin Williams death posting. I thought Robin Williams death posting people could have got behind that, but I guess I'm the only one seeing it.

You are. Yeah, I don't know why. So if people start sending you Robin Williams quotes, will you ban them too? No, that's funny. That's funny. Yeah. Okay, you heard it everyone. Send me some Robin Williams quotes will you ban them too no that's funny that's funny yeah, okay, you heard it everyone send me some Robin Williams Real or not Said Robin Williams said that Rob Williams said that you're a fat pig that's good

You know there's an easier solution well. I don't know about easier. Yeah, it's all that what's that to lose weight Yeah, have you considered that no? I will not be doing that 100% Actually I'm X killing you I will no longer be discussing my weight on this show at all It's gonna be another part of the new show Like they're gonna ban everybody who's super chats about it. They can if can if they want to send a super chat. I'll probably just ignore it and not read it Okay, I can read all the super chats sure um Yeah, we'll have to figure something out guys Well think about it. I'll think about it. You might be done with this tantrum next week though when you realize how insanely stupid it is

Why why is it? Why is it suicidal? You'll see. I don't, lucky me, everything just happens and I don't care if people get fucked over by it, so I can just watch it. Yeah, but that's the same for me. But you're getting fucked. How?

You'll see. You're not the first person to turn on their audience. I'm not turning on the audience. Okay. Alright. Atomic Ink Art says, Vito defending communism is everything I hoped it would be. That he read Animal Farm and still has this take as the cherry on top. Didn't defend communism.

Redman says, Vito fell to a new low this episode. Never thought he'd unironically defend communism. Didn't defend communism. Is this what got to you, the communism stuff? No. Nothing got to me. You were defending it it mr. Octo No, not understanding competition in markets is and just assuming that every single store is colluding together is the stupidest thing

He's ever said didn't say that okay cool hand shame Face child says veto it's called a courtesy flush you wait for the tank to fill so you can clear the toilet for the next Person all right all courtesy flush next time that sounds perfectly reasonable Good point. I like this. I like this fake meta Show what are you talking about like the fake positive? I agree. That's a good point Under communism Vito would ruin the shared toilet Petty says veto thinking capitalism is responsible for anything is silly market economics is naturally emerging has existed since the dawn of recorded history

So slavery just happened on its own What do you mean the the transatlantic slave trade Capitalism didn't benefit from that at all Wait, what are you saying? Say it not sarcastically capitalism led to the transatlantic slave trade Wait, what are you saying? Say it not sarcastically so I can understand. Capitalism led to the transatlantic slave trade. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHism took advantage of slave labor. What an insane comment. Why? Capitalism, which is just people buying and selling things and the market deciding the price of things by having people having unfettered access to

buying and selling. That concept created the transatlantic slave trade because they wanted to produce goods and services at a low rate. Does capitalism cause contract killing? Like if you pay somebody $50,000 to kill your wife, did capitalism cause that? I mean it's using the same logic as all those deaths responsible for communism. You're saying everything, you know, when you say this many deaths were called by communism, you're using the same logic. No. What's the difference? Communism is an organized system. Capitalism just happens when people are left to their own devices and free.

So you're saying because capitalism can exist norm, like, independently? Capitalism exists independently of anything. Doesn't need to be forced you got a stuff you can stop illegal stuff but the process of buying and selling and finding a price equilibrium is natural okay but i just even if you make the argument that capitalism happens naturally can't you say naturally it has led to these things uh and thus regulations and laws were created to prevent those yeah so i guess so cap you are saying capitalism caused the contract killing then? Yeah, if under the same argument as whatever else.

Okay. Guys, don't criticize that or you're gonna get banned. I'm not saying that's an argument... If you say that what Amita's saying is wrong... I'm not saying that's an argument against capitalism, but if you say communism did XX and X, then you should also say capitalism did XX and X. No, that's insane

Yeah, I don't think it is. It's the same logic. It's like laughably insane So capitalism has caused zero deaths Well, it depends capitalism I would say that capitalism is It does yeah, it does cause some negligence it does cause negligence unfettered what do you mean that was them like To get a to get a product out to rush a product out I don't think I think it it incentivizes people to to So some deaths can be attributed to the rush to get a product to market. Yeah, but that's yeah

be attributed to the rush to get a product to market? Yeah, but that's, yeah. It's weird to call that capitalism, though. Because then all, like, stealing bikes, is that capitalism? Well, the reason you sell them, it depends on what you're stealing them for. If you're stealing them, too. Yeah, then that's capitalism. I would assume so.

You're not stealing it to ride it. Yeah, I think maybe that's the odd part about communists, is they think that capitalism is this system that's being imposed on people rather than just letting people do what they want and describing the market forces involved in it. You're saying naturally people want to trade things for other things. Yeah, and that price discovery is capitalism, whereas communism is like a system of controls over the production of the overall industry.

I don't know, it's too complex to try and work out right now, but it's interesting. You know, we'll see. That's the kind of interesting discussion you can expect on the brand new biggest problem in the universe. Oh man, it's like, you remember New Coke? Where there's deep respect between the host and the audience. No, what you're doing is totally insane.

This is great. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Chris, PK Rocklin says, I get a happy birthday email from the dealership I bought a car from 10 years ago. Chris Rock says, Dick is 100% correct about bedtime activities. Beds are for sleeping and banging. Vito is terrible at sleeping because he plays video games and toys in bed, conditioning his brain to think that bed equals stimulation instead of sleeping.

Possibly. Dave Lopan says, Vito is a retard. I'm a store manager for a supermarket. No one is price fixing. Groceries are a highly competitive business with razor thin profit margins. Minimum wage in my state is double what it was 10 years ago. Ask Vito if he thinks paying the majority of your workforce

double has any impact on grocery prices. Thanks for your comment. If he cites the federal minimum wage, immediately call him an F slur, and then he lists a bunch of slurs. Your choice. Thanks for the insight. That was good.

I like this new show. Great comment. Yeah, it's fun. I appreciate taking the time to leave a comment. Okay, oh yeah, he went on for quite a while too. Okay, that's great, you know, put together some thoughts, maybe we can add them to the next show. We always want fans to participate in the show and be a part of the magic. I thought you were gonna get by with Superkiller, because all the people who hate you are retarded.

Now you're in big trouble. That Johnny Rocket guy, that writer, is already dropping DMs that you sent him about fixing the writing in Superkiller. Yeah, that's fine. I said, do you have any ideas? You know how funny that guy is? Yeah, he sent me a great line that's going in the comic.

That was very smart of him. And he said I didn't thank him. I said, I said that's a great, I think I said something like, Yeah, I think you're missing the subtext of what he's really saying. Yeah, he doesn't like it. Ah, okay.

I like it. Yeah. All I can do is make something I like, and you know, other people have read it so they like it too, so. Well, good luck with the second Kickstarter. Oh, we'll see what happens. I don't need to make a lot.

As long as I'm making it for myself and the passion is there, even if it's just a small little fan base, I'm excited about it. Winter hour says, Vito versus Vito in episode 36. The biggest problem, you tell Vito you have a heater and a fan and a window in your bathroom, but now Vito, you tell Vito you have a heater and a fan and a window in your bathroom, but now Vito is acting dumbfounded

that you have a heater and a fan, along with it being a common etiquette to open a window if you take a shit. So back in episode 36, you told me there's a, your bathroom has a heater? Yeah. I guess I forgot. He's saying that you're lying.

From two years ago that your bathroom has a heater. Okay, do we have any bits? I have a great bit called voted up with a stinger from probably one of our favorite contributors a guy named Recon So I'm looking forward to hearing that Okay, let me find it vote Segments and stingers very excited. I don't even get to talk about seeing destiny and going on destiny show We can talk well you want to talk about an hour. I don't even get to talk about seeing Destiny and going on Destiny's show. We can talk, well, you want to talk about it now or? I don't know, I'll talk about it on my podcast.

I was also on PKA, so both of us made podcast appearances this week. Yeah, made by Reckon, okay. I don't know if the PKA episode is live yet, but your appearance on anything else, the Destiny podcast, is currently live. Yeah, I got a voicemail that said I sucked on it. Why? What do they mean? I don't know, I should a voicemail that said I sucked on it Why what do they mean? I don't I should have brought it in Reckon 1911 is hijacking this voted up stinger This is for all the people who were wrongfully banned under super chat. Oh, no, please enjoy this news Can you believe it?

Please go fuck yourself fucking hug you're a non grateful Human waste there you go go fancy schemes you lying bitch All right, we got the point of that guys welcome to vote it up This is the very exciting segment that imagine that for the rest of your life That's fine people doing like just viciously doing songs and stuff like that I think it'll I think and all that all that is required for you to fix it is saying I'm sorry But I'm not sorry. That's what's so amazing about it. I'm very happy about what we're doing here.

I think it's so- We're not doing it. We're not doing it. I completely rejected and encouraged exactly what Reckon's doing. I think everybody in our audience, I think this is gonna be a model for people in our audience who maybe suffer from low self-respect, you know, let themselves get beat up. I think you let Reddit brainwash you. I think this is gonna be good.

Oh, it's gonna be good. Well, I wanna be an inspiration for people in the audience. I want people in the audience to know you can love yourself as much as I love myself. Yeah. Guys, this is voted out. You just have to ban the whole earth if that's what you...

If that's what you... From dealing with you. If that's what it... That's called self-love. If that's what it takes to be all you need to be, then you should make it happen. Uh huh. Guys, from episode 123, the problem of too many Asians at the Costco. Yeah. Dick, can we bring up my Twitter real quick? Sure.

On August 24th, 2024, the Nanjo City, Okinawa, Costco wholesale location opened its doors. The line to get in was over five hours long. Wow. With the building quickly reaching maximum capacity. These Asians cannot get enough of the Costco. And I think we have some pictures here. Right there at the top. No, go to the other one.

I got it. Okay. Yeah, there you go. Kind of the same picture, but look at the line to get into the Costco This is in Okinawa, Japan. They love lining up over there. The Japanese are very okay with long lines Look at that. Look at that. Isn't that the worst? Can you imagine being trapped in a Costco with 10 million Asian people all fighting over noodles and whatever the fuck else? Yeah, that's horrifying All fighting over noodles and whatever the fuck else. Yeah, that's horrifying

Yeah, that's what my Costco looks like now the cars backed up for five. That's the guy had to hold the sign This is five hour wait hours go it just opened though. It just opened so was fun. It just opens out I don't think they were doing anything special though. It's opening. It's fun I took a well time I guess if you're in Japan and you've never been to Costco and you've probably heard about it, Costco has kind of reached this weird legendary status among people who have not been to Costco. Yeah.

An exciting thing about the Japanese Costco, Dick, is what is the best thing about Costco? The deals. Well, that's part of it. But what do you wanna eat when you go to the Costco? That stupid hot dog that everyone thinks is so funny Well, the Costco hot dog is indeed available at the Nanjo City location And they are keeping the legacy of the dollar 50 hot dog combo alive and well, it is only 180 yen

That's a deal for a hot dog in a soda Can you believe it dick? Well guys, don't forget to check out the Nanjo City Okinawa Costco and don't forget Don't forget to vote up too many Asians at the Costco currently number 592 with 29 up votes Believe it. Well dick another problem from episode 110 the problem of a GameStop Okay, which we all hate well GameStop may be turning things around or are they as the beleaguered retailer currently? Suffering some weird financial stuff after the meme stock nonsense announced plans on Wednesday to launch a series of retro stores

focusing on older gaming systems and their titles. The GameStop retro locations will stock physical consoles, discs, and cartridges from classic Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox, and Sega platforms. So if you want to get retro games from the GameStop, now you can go. Although I saw a video of what the retro GameStophuh, and it's just a regular GameStop with like a shelf in the corner with a couple Like Xbox 360 games on it. Oh, so I think they're lying about the GameStop retro experience, okay? We'll see how it pans out though Kind of interesting to see where it goes

It's gonna be interesting It's gonna be very interesting Because maybe they really fucked up Maybe they really fucked up And their supporters won't like it, whatever they did there. I think the real supporters of Game of Stomp are gonna understand it and appreciate that new change they're making. Yeah, sometimes though it's just like too much.

If you're a real supporter, it's too much to just get harassed all the time. Well maybe, maybe, maybe you come out the gate, you know, you're having a little bit of fun and then you kind of dial it back a little bit. Just, you know. That would be honest if they said that instead of this like boring. Oh, it's boring shit People respond to honesty I found GameStop should try that GameStop should try honesty Yeah, is that it I think just be you know you never want to be a yeah, that's it Reckon 1911 is hijacking this booted up stinger. This is for all the people

Thanks for that Recked up stinger. This is for all the people. Thanks for that, Reckon. Great stinger this week. You know how many people would kill to have fans like that who make stingers for them because they're too lazy to do it? That's good to know. And you just throw them away like it's nothing? Isn't that amazing? Isn't that amazing that you've got so many amazing fans

who would make music like that, that you can just trash them? I don't know how to feel about it. I appreciate the effort. Thanks for people will make you feel the way you're supposed to. Don't worry. No, but I already feel the way I'm supposed to. Oh no. I feel great. Yeah. They'll fix it. Well, that's fine. Cause then the show will not be good. And they'll have a bad time. Why would you want the show to be bad? Right, right, right.

They'll fix that. Fix what? They'll fix the wrong emotions that you're having and make them correct. I feel very positive. I know. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Okay.

Are you not picking up on that? You're saying I shouldn't feel positively. Um, yeah, you should feel like you've betrayed people who support you. But I don't feel that way. I know. That's what they'll fix. I will not feel that way. Well, they'll fix it.

Who supported me? The people who are DMing me saying that literally they financially supported your comic and then you blocked them and they're very upset. Okay. Well, they can send me a message. Why are they sending it to you? Because you blocked them. There's other ways to send me a message.

They could email me. Yeah, but they think you'll just ignore it. Why are they sending it to you? Because you blocked them. There's other ways to send me a message. They could email me. Yeah, but they think you'll just ignore it. That's how badly the relationship between them and you has been destroyed. But what relationship? The support. The patron relationship. Fan supporting the creator.

Right. That relationship. So instead of sending me a message of support, they are sending you an angry message. Yeah, because you blocked them. Why did I block them? I mean, because of how deeply they supported me? I guess it wasn't enough. Oh, they didn't support me enough.

I was upset that they weren't supporting me enough. I don't know. I could ask. Yeah, ask. Find out what they think they did. Okay, I'll ask this guy. What was the thing that got you blocked? Blocked. Blocked where?

This guy bought your lunchbox thing and your comic. Where is he blocked? On Twitter? You blocked him on everything. Okay. YouTube and Twitter, I think. Okay. And he was a channel member. So he did everything.

Right. That's the guy you blocked. Okay. Well, we'll find out what he thinks he did or did not do well yeah okay let's see is that time for the problems now yes it is subsidizing demand is my problem subsidizing demand giving out a hundred and fifty thousand dollars to illegal Mexicans to buy a house technically Technically, possibly. Yeah. And people are celebrating, well some people,

people who don't understand how the economy works, are celebrating this as a win. Have you seen that happening? Well what is happening exactly? The government's giving $150,000 to illegal Mexicans to buy a house. Oh, well that's bizarre. Why are they doing that? All he did was say, don't super chat this guy. Okay.

Who bought all of your stuff and was a member. He said that and he got banned. Okay. And blocked. Well, I can unblock him if he'd like to be unblocked. I mean, what's the point? He's already, he's just gonna make it. He's gonna come back and be worse. Okay.

Why would he not ramp it up? I mean, I thought it was funny to block him and I can unblock him. You thought blocking people was funny? I do think blocking people is funny from the channel I can just unblock them the next day. I saw this guy says I supported you Vito with the comic I pay for two patrons and I defend him to Eric. He blocks me on Twitter and discord for calling him a bus Yes, that sounds about right. That's that sounds about right. don't call you a bus. I think if you call me a bus I will block you because I don't have any interest in that

Okay Well, why do you feel the need to call me a bus? Because it bothers you Well, yeah, of course. Why would someone not be bothered by being insulted? I mean, you just like don't care Okay, so... Whatever. If I... If I am getting messages from people calling me a bus

and I block them, that's wrong, because I should just... Well, I mean, they're just supporting your comic. That's all they're saying. I don't know that this guy supports my comic. It doesn't say, oh, ball, so I bought your comic. He's probably lying.

He's probably lying. Okay. If you're just here to insult me, I get... There's no benefit to me. Yeah. This guy supports my comic. It doesn't say oh ball, so I bought you probably lying. He's probably lying, okay If you're just here to insult me I get there's no benefit to me Yeah, you haven't insulted any of these people I've called them stupid or if I have I'm sorry I apologize really anyone all the shit you talk on Twitter about people whoo Did I talk shit about this guy you you talk shit about people all the time on Twitter? Well if I have talked shit about you unfairlyly I'm very sorry and if I hurt your feelings you have every right to block me if I'm annoying you would you give me a refund

sure okay yeah you heard it here three phones are available 150 for illegal Mexicans to buy a house first time homebuyer tax credits mm-hmm isn't that won't that be fun? What do you mean? For homes to be super expensive forever. And how is that gonna happen? Well, I'm glad you asked. So when the demand for something is falling,

like for a house, the price starts going down. Right. Till the demand catches back up, right? Right. So if you say back up. Right? Right. So if you say, well actually we're gonna give people more money, we're gonna subsidize the demand by giving people more money to buy something with, props the thing up so it doesn't go down.

Right. See how that works? So houses stay right where they're at. So you think the price of houses will stay exactly the same because of this program? For a while, yeah. That's what's happened every other time they've done it. After the great financial crash, we'll give you $10,000.

It's 2008. House prices are going down. We better start helping people buy houses. So here's some money. Oh, these are home loans, right? Yeah. You're not opposed to all home loans, though. Oh, well, these aren't...

I mean, these are government-sponsored home loans. They're not from a bank. Yeah, but I mean, the fact that home loans exist props up the price of houses, right? Yeah, I'm against 30-year mortgages and stuff. I don't think the government should be involved in mortgage rates. So it's really government mortgages is the problem No, the problem is subsidizing demand by taking demand and dumping money into it so that there's more demand There's more people who want to buy a house and they have more money to spend to buy the house

So it keeps the house prices up. How many people are eligible for this program these home loans? I don't know how much they carved out for it Well, it seems to be a very limited lottery type system I don't think it's very expansive. I think that the amount of influence it would have on the housing prices would be pretty negligible So you're saying they wouldn't go they wouldn't go up very much. I think it would be unless they're giving out, you know, how much money is the program? I don't know. What if it's just one guy? Is that okay then? Well I'm saying if a one guy gets $150,000, there's not going to be an increase in house prices.

What is the point of the question? The point of the question is, we're aware that there are sometimes government programs to subsidize things. They're all bad. Okay, it's demand. Okay Yeah, that's that's your opinion. They're all bad. Well, I just explained why it's bad Well, you explain the prices up forever until they government runs out of money and then they start dropping But not until then otherwise they keep going and I don't man, great new show. Okay, that's my problem. Alright. My problem- I have a Patreon, by the way, slash the dick show.

Patreon.com slash the dick show. What do you want to do? I mean, I don't know how to fix it. We're just doing a show. Whatever, man. I don't know, man. I'm just trying to stay positive. What do you want to have happen? None of what happened I wanted to have happen.

Alright, everyone's unbanned. I did it for a day, it's funny, and I'll just unban everybody. Whatever. It's fine. I'll unban them right now. I'll give Kuf a magic. I don't think it matters. But that's fine. Hold on, I gotta fix this. Uh uh uh uh. Do do do. Um.

No. Ah. Ay yi yi yi yi. Okay. There you go. Test one, one, two. Oh yeah, it's still recording. Alright, so we're good? Yep.

Okay. My problem, Dick, is cave explorers. Oh. You ever watch, I mean, you ever on Twitter or anywhere and you see that picture of a guy upside down in a cave? I hate that picture. I wish they would ban it. They post it all the time.

Yeah, I hate it. And then people for some reason are like, oh my God, can you imagine what was going through that guy's head? And you're you're like no cuz I'm not a retard who would crawl into a Cave upside down and get stuck there. Yeah, but what if you were what if you just fell into a thing and got stuck? How what do you mean? Maybe you made bad decisions? Well, I accidentally got stuck. I've definitely made a variety of bad decisions, but That guy is the stupidest guy ever and all the people were like, oh does anyone feel bad for that guy Well, yeah genuinely. Yeah, how cuz it's a horrible way to die

I mean, I I feel bad for his really do anything agony dumb. Yeah, but it's like so it's dumb on like a level of like Unfathomably stupid, where you're like, why did you want to push yourself through a little hole? Yeah. What were you hoping you were going to find? Like more holes? I don't know.

More rock? I don't know why they do it. A cavern full of nothing? Yeah. Okay, so here's an idea. It's like, there's nothing in there. It's not like there's cool pirate treasure or something fun in my key though You can just make a blanket fort and have exactly the same experience of like I'm in a space now

Right crawl through some fucking blankets and that would actually be kind of more fun because you're making your own fucking thing Yeah, but these guys for some reason these cave explorers, there's whole YouTube channels dedicated to documenting the horrible, vicious deaths that they die, not being able to find an air pocket or coming up. A lot of them go in these caves that are full of water. They post the same one every single, so many times. I see that stupid guy upside down at least once a day. I don't know how to get rid of it.

I've never interacted with it. Yeah, it's weird. It like constantly pops up. I don't know what it is in like maybe something in the primordial psyche like that we're all terrified of claustrophobic situations like that that it sticks in people's heads, but it doesn't stick in my head. The only reason I see it is because it comes up on fucking everywhere. Every time I go on YouTube, there's like a new video about that guy for some fucking reason. Yeah

the point I think I would make is Why are you doing it if all the dumb things you could do like climbing a mountain? I can't I don't know I guess I get it get to the top of the mountain you get to look at stuff or jumping off a thing Like that seems all retarded that seems well at least it's a little thrilling like you ever see guys like Paragliders going into Jerusalem or whatever and and you're like, that guy's having fun. Yeah. Okay?

But, like, being surrounded by rock and crawling like a little snake through a rock tunnel, at what point are you like, yeah! Like are they in the caves, slinking along and they're like whoa There's no thrill where's the adrenaline what's the I guess the adrenaline is literally like wanting to die Why not why not just get like a why don't you get inside like any of them ever found anything good? No, there's nothing in a cave. What would be down there double gold? They've never found gold or diamond in case back in the day pirates didn't go I gotta hide my treasure time to shimmy like a snake actual gold not like pirate gold I think you want go just go to a gold mine like the guys who I do watch the YouTube gold mining channels

And those are interesting, but they're not shimming in to tiny Gold comes to the surface. I'm pretty sure you can just find veins of it like in riverbeds and shit. Yeah. Honestly, I was wondering, I was like, did anyone ever like go down there in front of like a big diamond mine or something? The mountain climbers. The guys who climb up cliffs. Like do they find stuff? No, like, um... No, I don't know. I guess it's the same as them.

Like they just do the same, they do the same dangerous shit that somebody else did. And they really love it. They don't really brag about it either. I don't get it at all. It's, it's, of all the things you could, like even stuff like, like scuba diving. I go, yeah okay, I kinda wanna see what's under the ocean. There's fish. That at least you go, there's something to see.

I think if you're, a lot of this thrill seeking shit, there's something to see I think if you're a lot of this thrill-seeking shit Yeah, there's something to see top of the mountain great view. Okay bottom of the ocean. Wow. Look at all this shit Yeah, I want to get in a sub with my dad and we're gonna go look at the Titanic because it's the Titanic Oh my god seems like it's getting kind of cave-y Yeah, okay And then you eventually get to I want to see the same rocks that I saw when I came into the cave But in a different part of the cave every part of a cave looks exactly the fucking same Maybe you'll find a cool grotto one time. It's a little do they like chamber squished

I think it's a do you know that autistic woman who devised all the All the current machinery they used to calm cows down before they slaughter them Temple Grandin is that her name? Yeah, the autistic girl. Yeah. Did you ever watch the movie about her? I did, yeah, it was a good movie. Yeah, I was wondering if maybe that for them is just the hugging machine, that they're

all autistic and they want to be squeezed on all sides by rock. I don't know. It's like that Free Solo documentary, they've scanned that guy's brain and found that he didn't experience fear. Yeah. So, maybe they have something like that. Or they don't experience claustrophobia. So it's just a fun weird thing that they do.

Well that's the other thing, that guy gets stuck upside down in the cave and nobody says the guy was screaming like a psychopath. They're just kinda like, hey can you guys get me out? So there must be something wrong in their fucking brains. I can't believe they couldn't get him out. Well the problem was- The kid can't just bust all of his legs? I hate even thinking about it. See that was the thing, yeah I always wonder, it's like,'t believe they couldn't get him out. Well the problem was- The kid can't just like bust all of his legs. I hate even thinking about it.

See that was the thing, yeah, I always wonder, it's like, well if we tried to get him out, we'd break his legs. I'm like, so break his fucking legs, what do you mean? He's trapped in a cave. Can't you drill it out? Can't you just ruin the cave? Like, what the hell's happening?

Well I think I read a thing and they said it would be $600,000 to draw out the cave and it would probably take too long anyway. No, that was when they were trying to get his corpse out. They were like, we gotta get his corpse out. And they're like, it's gonna cost like half a million dollars to get his fucking body. No, you wanna have your skeleton in there. Yeah, yeah, so they just sealed it up.

He would want his skeleton in there. And left his skeleton in there. One of the bigger problems about- They should have left it open. Get more skeletons in there. Just a line of skeletons. When he hit the furthest most skeleton, that's the time to start wiggling backwards. I don't understand the impulse and it's moronic for a number of reasons.

10 cave divers die a year on average. The most common cause of death was asphyxia. Due to drowning, the second most was running out of breathing gas and usually after getting lost owing to a loss of visibility caused by suspended silt. An overwhelmingly majority of the fatalities occurred in the state of Florida. So most cave divers are going to Florida and dying. Maybe a bad place to die in a cave. Well here's the other thing that sucks about dying in a cave.

Okay, if you fall off a mountain or something, let's say you're still alive, we can send a helicopter in to grab you, right? Uh huh. Like any other situation, if you die, I mean I guess if you're scuba diving, you just drown, you're dead. But a lot of these situations, if somebody's trapped, or like something happened, we can get to them. Yeah.

When somebody dies in a cave, it's just like a huge fucking logisticalistical head or when they're trapped in the cave. They're not dead yet. Mm-hmm. It's like I gotta save a guy in a fucking cave like the miners. Yeah, like the miner. Okay Well, there was the risen ding cave rescue where a bunch of guys went down and one guy got hit in the head with rocks You know like some rocks fell on his head We were still alive. And they were like three miles down. And they're like in a cave. I don't know how they went that far.

I didn't know that either. How far did that one, the upside down guy go? He didn't go that far. He was just kind of like in the weirdest possible position. But for this one... That's really, I hate that it's on TV too. Every time I see a commercial for that shit I'm really I don't know why people are so obsessed with it. Why am I telling you?

I don't know why you why anyone would want to watch it either Well, they're all this they're all I've watched some of those videos and it's like a bunch of people went into a cave and they Thought it would be fun, but it wasn't fun and they got trapped and they died. Yeah, they all fascinating So for that guy, it took 700 members of a group of cave rescuers and over a million dollars to rescue one guy, because you got to bring him up. He's like unconscious. You got to bring him up on a stretcher.

Remember when all those kids were in a cave? And Elon Musk called the guy a pedophile for not letting him make a submarine. I do remember that. Yeah. That was in like a soccer team? Yeah. It was a bunch of kids that were like,

we're going to go in a cave with the fucking adults brought him in there Those guys are the soup and then high tide hit. Yeah, so they were just like stuck in this cavern. That was flooded 10,000 people really many warnings about caving how many people do it? It said that it's not actually I'm well. Here's the problem is that Registered cave spill. I don't know how they track it, but like guys who identify as cave splonkers, there's only like 1600 of them, but a lot of the accidents just come from guys who just randomly go, I'm gonna explore a cave, I'm gonna get footage from my YouTube channel, and then I'm gonna get trapped and if I live in-

I wish he had just said something that I would want him to be dead for before he did that thing I think then I'd be a lot happier when I see that picture. Yeah Well, the worst part of it was you so, you know, I mean we all know the story He went and he thought it was a different hole. You know that I didn't know that so there's like one hole. That's fun He's like it's like oh, I'm going through the fun hole Everybody loves the fun hole and on the other end of the fun hole is like a cool cave You can explore or whatever and he thought I'm going through the fun hole. Everybody loves the fun hole. And on the other end of the fun hole is like a cool cave you can explore or whatever. And he thought he was going through the fun hole.

OK. And it kept getting tighter and tighter. And he's like, well, I know I've heard about the fun hole. If I just keep going, there's an awesome cool cave on the other side. So that was a problem. He pushed himself. He's an idiot.

Yeah, at no point he could have went backwards and went, this seems wrong. Yeah, this is not fun. There's no way that you're supposed to just go head down into a sharp whatever. Nuts, McNuts, isn't it? I'm trying to think of what to compare it to, but it is one of those things where you're

doing something wrong and you go, well, if I just keep doing it, it will get better, right? Yeah. Kind of like this show. And it's not going to get better. This is the cave. Well, it's going to be fun. Imagine, I mean, Riley... It's not gonna get better. This is the cave. Well, it's gonna be fun. Imagine, I mean, Riley doesn't care about the show anymore.

Riley? Johnny Rockets aggressively. So the worst part is I'll get, I'll start to get wrapped up in them attacking you. I'll start to get included. I think it's gonna be a temporary thing. Oh. Well, temporary meaning they'll just like give up and go away. Yeah.

That could be. I don't know. We'll see. That could be. I don't know. We'll see. That could be. Again, with the guys who were trapped in the cave, the kids, that's like 10,000 people, more than 100 divers. You know, two of the people who went to bring them supplies just died bringing these kids

supplies. In Thailand? Yeah, with the soccer kids. Is the guy that Elon Musk called a pedophile one of the guys who was rescuing them? No, well he was one of the guys who I think was helping. So he's risking his life and Elon called him a pedo because he wouldn't use his dumb submarine? Yes, pretty much. One guy died after getting back, after bringing them supplies, I think he was just low on

oxygen and another guy died a year later from some sort of injuries he sustained during the rescue effort. So just going into this fucking cave you're putting 10,000 people it took to get those fucking kids out of there. That's a lot of fucking people. It ended up costing kinda like nine million dollars. What were they doing in there? Just looking around at rocks. Here's an idea. Go to your house. You know what I did see though? I saw somebody going in a cave. It was like a it was like a tide cave. And they were waiting for the tide to drop and then they slid themselves in upside down on a kayak.

Yeah. And then they got inside the tide cave. And then the tide came back up. Well no, then they were just exploring and it looked really cool. And I thought, oh man, I hate- That's the problem! I hate caves, but that looks really fun the way they did that that's the problem

Maybe I could just tell people I did that just watch a video of it. I don't know man. There's like some stuff VR Well, you know what we are now Okay, so they waited for low tide and they slide well. They waited for the wave to go down, and then they slide under Okay, so they waited for low tide and they slide in the cave. Well, they waited for the wave to go down and then they slide under. They slide into the cave. There's one cave that, uh, I forget, I remember seeing this story where it looks really fun. Yeah. But then they, I forget what they do, I think they like, toss, like they have like a lit torch

and they like toss it in and it immediately goes out. And it's like- Wait, why? Cause that cave is full of so much like fucking poison, whatever. Like something about the atmosphere that like the second you go in, you just pass out. Oh wow.

And they're like, people just die here all the time. Cause they think it's a fun cave to explore. And it's like, if you're in there for more than 20 seconds, you just fucking die. It's got no oxygen. Yeah, something like that. There's like no oxygen for the flame to burn or something. That's cool.

Yeah, it was. I mean, that was cool, but I was like, was like, I mean when you start seeing shit like that Look, I'll say this I get when there's like these tourist caves and it's like it's been explored a million times You can go in you can look around you walk out. Yeah, you know, there's some that have you know Infrastructure built into them. There's one that has a cafeteria at the bottom of it that I don't have the cave Yeah, it's like I've never had a good time in a cave. I don't think so That's the thing is I'm like, what would you do in the cave? Just look at it. Sit around. It's kind of like the beach Beach is fun though beach. You can do fun. See other people. Yeah, you can do things. You can bring things to the beach

What would you bring to a cave? You can't bring a blanket You tried to start a volleyball game. The cave guys would yell at you. Hey, man Yeah, you're gonna break us the length honey. What do they do? They just go in and leave right? I think you go and you look and you see a bat Then you leave when you leave, huh? So cavers you had to rank them cave dive cave divers cave explorers Lunkers is at the top alone well spelunkers is urban spelunking right? Yeah, that you know what the guys who explore too man because of bums

Yeah, it is actually that seems like when I when I watch people do that I'm like man that was cool too except that I don't get like raped or touched by a homeless person I do like all that abandoned Especially in America. There's like some crazy abandoned buildings and those videos are really cool But yeah, like at a certain point you're gonna find a guy with a knife who especially here Yeah, only cool thing like even the isn't there like an abandoned subway system in LA. I believe so Yeah, I wanted to see that like in France, too There's one but you don't Somalians will rape you. It's probably a lot of Somalians living there. Yeah

Yeah, it's sad. I feel I remember I used to follow this guy who would go urban exploring in Japan I'm like one Japan sort of thing is gonna happen. Yeah, yeah Japanese guys there Man, that's really cool. They would have won the war Now they had their chance speaking Japanese. They had their chance. Yeah, they had the chance. They had their chance. The naval battles didn't go their way. Alright, cave explorers is my problem. Okay. Alright. Um, do you hate them though? You don't like them? That's a problem? The problem is the resource drain when we try to rescue these fucking people. Oh, come on. And also just the fact that my feet

has to be clogged up with stories of their idiocy. I know people are fascinated by it. Yeah, it's weird. Cave shit. Like, yeah, it's retarded. I'm trying to think if I've ever had any sort of fascination with like. I don't even want to know.

I don't care what caves they went in or what they did in them. Caves to me seem really boring of all the things I could explore again urban exploration like oh cool a guy made like a weird Art deco theater, and it's been abandoned for five years. They're not really exploring anything They're just doing they're going to the same place that everybody else went yeah and seeing the same shit like hey Yeah, that's the thing it's not even exploring and seeing a thing It's literally the thrill of forcing yourself through these tight passages. At least mountains you can see stuff. That's like exciting for them. Maybe we could talk to one. I don't know.

They all lie though. Every time you ask one of these fuckers, like, daredevils, why they do it, they all give some bullshit greeting card answer that is an obvious lie. You know, it's fun to challenge yourself and... Is that what it is? Yeah, it makes me feel like a camaraderie with other people. Like, that's like, that would be like somebody jacking off and giving that answer. Oh yeah, it's really like, I feel a camaraderie. Like, no, you're compelled to do it for some reason, why?

It must be like some weird childhood fascination with like... I don't know, man. It's squished. Yeah, getting like a tight and close fit. Again, I think of that autistic woman who built a hug box for herself. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody goes, why don't you get in your hug box? You go, no, they love the, they love that thing. You can joke about it. But an autistic person's like, please squeeze the shit out of me for some fucking reason. Yeah. And then we do it to cows and they're okay with you killing them. So maybe that's why that guy was okay. You know, I rethought rethought my anti meat. Oh

What more message are the guys? Yeah, one of you guys one of the guys you banned texted another guy I know Don't get unbanned it's not gonna help well that it was funny for a day it's funny for me Well, it was funny for a day. It's funny for me As I used to feel bad about me because the cows are like they have some emotions Yeah But then I heard that somebody said that when they were a farmer they would go out in the field and just shoot a cow And the cows like wouldn't even react at all to the counting shot. So that made me feel less bad about Eating meat so the cows like recognize that at all? No, he made it seem like they didn't.

So. How could an animal not have any like self preservation instinct though? Like any other animal. Self preservation, yeah, well, because they don't know a fucking, you know. But if a deer sees another deer like drop, all the other deer scatter, you know? And I don't think it's from like the loud bang. I think they're like, oh shit. It's probably the bang. You think they see a deer die, and they're like oh, that's gonna happen to me

I don't think they think like that. I don't know I think they just hear it and run yeah, that's actually Confusing okay my problem is What's the correct way to phrase this car rental insurance rental insurance for or insurance for a rental car rental car insurance rental rental car insurance I Don't know why it's so I went to Miami right to do Destiny show don't call destiny show. What's the name of it? You don't know the name of the show you were on it's amazing. I did all that stuff I did all that stuff I did all that stuff to bring people to this show and they're immediately greeted by host bands people. No I

don't ban people. They're not banned. It's all temporary. It makes all that work feel so much so much less God. We got a great show tonight. Like a shit in my face. We got a great show tonight. Like I spent three days going to Miami. I love Destiny, I'm happy to be on his show. I was happy that he asked, right? I think it's a great show. So Voicemailer said that I'm a loser when I go on other people's shows, but...

I don't think that's true. I mean, who cares? I think people are here for the best episode yet. Whoo-hoo-hoo. This has been a good episode. Who cares? I think people are here for the best episode yet Good episode So I go to the I rented a car stupidly yeah Wait, why stupidly because everything in South Beach Miami is like walkable. Yeah, and parking was oh God parking was

about four4 an hour, everywhere. You really could have like, Miami's really, the area you were in was not big enough that you thought you needed a car? I have no idea what, usually wherever I stay, it's the cheapest hotel and it's out in the middle of nowhere and I end up doing nothing because I'm like stuck in a best western. Right.

Like three miles out of town. So I can't go see anything fun. So I rented a car thinking like, oh I'm gonna really see something fun. And then I drive town, so I can't go see anything fun, so I rented a car I think you're like oh I'm gonna really see something fun And then I drive into town and I can see like the whole town and parking is $4 an hour What time did you get to Miami? I don't know like 6 and 6 at night. Yeah, and they converted the whole town's parking into this like app parking So you can buy time right so I finally

found a lot where I could park for like eight hours so I parked it there at like midnight and I'm thinking oh I can just you know wake up on my phone early and just buy more time and I woke up on my phone the next day to do it and it said oh you already parked in this lot so you can't buy any more time oh so you had to run to the lot I had to go to the lot at like 7 30 in the morning Which is 4 30 in the morning my time Jesus Christ, dude That sucks cuz there wasn't parking at the hotel as $50 a day the hotel charges for parking

You're a guest at the hotel and that's not how it works. It's valet. They're all little tiny They're like, you know cute little boutique hotels. I mean I right on it works. It's valet. They're all little tiny. They're like, you know, cute little boutique hotels I mean I right on the beach was amazing. I don't want to be it's amazing I don't want to be a jackass but did uh, is destiny paying for the hotel or no? Yes. Yeah, but I mean you can get them to Pay for the parking. Come on. These are this this this is what a guy who doesn't flush toilets would do say Hey, can I get 50 bucks for that? You're doing his show! So this is I didn't need to rent a car I could have just got an uber, but I rented a car for me for fun

This is like the kind of this guy nickel and diming will make people dislike you I'm not saying you got to pay for the rental car No, no, no, no that thought never occurred to me, but it just gets added to the hotel bill right? He's paying the hotel bill. I'm not saying raid the fridge or whatever Just gets added to the hotel bill right he's paying the hotel bill. I'm not saying raid the fridge or whatever No, you buy you buy stuff up front you buy hotels up front right and then you that's it Well, they can charge you for incidentals at the end of it. Yeah anyway, uh All that was horrible, but the first part the worst part was always the running the car

Doing it getting the car and the guy, you want to get insurance on this? Yeah. If you fuck up the car, you could be out $100,000. You only have it for a day, right? Like two days, two or three days. If you don't get this insurance, you could be on the line. And it says you could be on the line for every day and all the repairs.

And they got pictures of wrecked cars there. Really? Yeah, this person didn't get the insurance. I'm like, man, that's really funny. I don't know why I'm at this point in my life and I don't know for certain whether this is a scam, but everything about this screams like it's a scam. Because this happened to me before. I got plane tickets and my credit card covers, it has Travers insurance.

So I don't need to get this fucking plane, ticket insurance right from the thing fuck it right and then that was when I broke my foot when I went to go see Ralph and then it turned out they all all credit cards canceled their flight or their their travel insurance because of fucking COVID so I got fucked on that whole like a $700 trip to Lisbon that I never took so I'm sitting there going oh man there's no way there's just no way that this is that this is not a scam. Is it at least cheap? Is it like $19.99 a day? It's not cheap enough. Yeah it's like it's like 20 bucks a day which is too much. Yeah. 20 bucks a day if everybody was buying this like insurance it would be like 50 cents a day because people aren't getting in this many car wrecks

So I know because of the 20 bucks that it's a scam And I know by the way you're asking me it's a scam because the only thing I heard you say you I'm in the mumble mouth Fuck the fact they have pictures of the crash cars is a really emotionally Manipulative tactic like when you're selling life insurance you show people pictures of a dead guy you know that's gonna be you know Pictures of the live guys old guys yeah, I guess yeah, so Can't we make it illegal I guess is my So did you get all the things you get the rental? No, I never get it, but then I'm driving her I'm always worried then I'm always worried that I'm gonna be on the hook for something because I'm not fucking

I'm not even trying to Google it There would be no point I wouldn't believe what it said either way and I know that if I do crash it and I do go with my insurance They're gonna fuck me anyway So I know no matter what anybody says it's gonna be a lie and that I'll get fucked over somehow Well, I was I'm wondering so is there like some sort of limited liability insurance And this is like something on top of it? Isn't that because they like the car insurance? I mean the car insurance place they have insurance

I should probably be insured on my regular car insurance, right? Yeah, that's what I'm wondering But now they're saying they're not even insuring any new homes, no new business insurance, no new insurance whatsoever Because it turns out they're having to pay out because COVID made everything so expensive. Now it's costing them to insure things. So they're not doing insurance anymore. Who's not doing insurance? Insurance companies. You can't get a home insurance in California.

You can't get home insurance? No. Because everything's too fucking expensive to rebuild. So it's costing them money. And that's the last thing they can have is them them losing money on your house Is it okay? Walk me through this quickly that you can't get home insurance in California not new ones No, cuz if something is very difficult because if something breaks on your house the cost to repair it is too much insane. Yeah

So this is said nah, never mind. They're saying now never mind to strong-arm the government into changing the law Yeah, so because they know not giving insurance will fuck people over so badly that they'll tell the government It's just totally psychotic Yeah, we got a and you can't even say what you should do because it's against TOS. So There's a number of things you could do. I was looking at some homes in other parts of the country today and I'm like, oh man, I can't wait to get out of California. That's crazy the kind of houses you can get in like the middle of the country.

Well yeah, but it's like, no, like genuinely crazy. It has like a tennis court. Yeah. It's like a tennis court. Yeah. It's like half a mill. Yeah. But you gotta live in like Nebraska. I don't gotta talk to anybody. I'll just be in this giant fucking estate

with a tennis court and like a underground bar. Why do you want a tennis court? Yeah, I'll turn it into like something cool. I don't want a tennis court, but I want the land. Yeah, that's the one thing. Put it in a video arcade or something cool. You can move to Montana. I Mean I'm thinking I'm like what what what really I don't know. We'll see what do you have for downpaying somebody's house? I don't know. I didn't look at the down payments, but it was like average monthly rent was like 2,500 or some mortgage

Yeah on the mortgage. Yeah Well wait cuz when they start doing this home down payment stuff It's cuz the markets crashing and they can't have people lose. I do think hopefully the markets gonna Are the interest rates when they start relaxing interest rates will house prices start dropping? No, they'll go up That's what they're gonna do. They're gonna drop the rates to keep housing prices up Yeah, they can't they don't care about anything but boomers losing money Yeah So they'll drop the rates to keep the price up and then they'll just give people money

That's so people can turn around and give it to banks and then they'll run out of money and then they'll go down So at some point you believe there will be a housing market crash. Uh Yeah Okay. Well, that'll be something to take advantage of how long do I gotta wait? I don't know years I mean, but once it happens everything is gonna crash nobody's gonna have any money, right? Yeah, so we're all fucked Well, I mean, who's not fucked? I'm not. Yeah, cuz you're even fucked how much my house is worth. Yeah, you bought it the right time, right? Yeah That's my problem. That's a good one.

Rent car insurance. Rental car insurance. Such cocksuckers. Destiny, I think you should pay for a dick-sucker. No, no, no, that's crazy. Go leave a nice comment on my episode with Destiny. On your episode of what? Tell him to check out my, anything else. There you go, that's the name of the show. That guy, man, you think you get it hard?

The damn guy? The guy in the hat? Oh, he's getting some real heat. Why comments? Why why is that? He's not just like being mean Yeah, but uh, I heard that he was uh, he's great. I'm not gonna talk any shit I was reading some of the comments, but you know all podcasts have hiccups here and there It's not a hiccup the point is people are mean how you push through them and make it work I should ask him what he does to deal with speaking of making a destiny pants people all the fucking time

Destiny does yeah, Dan doesn't Okay, I don't well, you know as the destiny of this show Anyway, my problem dick you ever you ever like got a project you're working on something You got a bill, you know, like maybe get you got something. Yeah. I gave up on that shit. What do you mean? I'm not doing projects anymore. I never finished them. Well not like projects, but like, you know,

I bought some shelving online to like put together. Yeah. My garage door, like the inside door, all the hinges just like fell out of the door. You have one of the ones that like lifts up, right? No, no, no, the door going inside the house. The door inside the house. The heavy door that auto shuts, stopped auto shutting, cause all the hinges just fell out of the ones that like lifts up, right? No, no, no. The door going inside the house. The heavy door that auto shuts, stopped auto shutting.

Because all the hinges just fell out of the door frame. I don't know how that happened. So did you take the door off? It just happened. I just discovered this today. Like, okay. Oh, you're talking about like you're not going to fix it. You're not going to fix it. No! I'm just going to let it be like that for years.

Was it still a normal door at that point? It doesn't work anymore. You have to push it shut. It's real annoying. Oh, it's really annoying Why don't you put a rope and you can only I guess you don't need a knob. Yeah I'm gonna do well you get these projects my brains out You know what's worse though is when you got these things you got to fix. Yeah, and you know, this is simple I'll just go get my socket wrench. I know I own a socket wrench and I'm gonna go get it and you go looking your Toolbox young there. Where the fuck is that fucking socket wrench? You know what I got what 80s girl has a like a girl tool kit that she had from when she first had an apartment

Yeah, it's like some shitty tools. Yeah, they're all pink and stuff But cuz all my tools are just thrown everywhere and stuff but because all my tools are just thrown everywhere yeah her kit is the only place I can get reliable sockets and wrenches so I always use her fucking pink toolkit and I don't if I don't put it back I get yelled at so it's it's always back see that seems like a good solution because I do I don't know what it is all because you when you get done do the thing use the hammer use the screwdriver yeah I'll just leave it on the table Hey, you do have a hammer right there look there's tools everywhere

Cuz also I end up I don't know people always give me their old screwdrivers and shit So I have like 20 different screwdrivers giving you screwdrivers cuz they get new stuff and they're like here I I don't run on that problem. I guess my friends aren't building stuff as much or buying new tools or buying new tools well the reason I end up buying new tools because I can't find I had to go to the store to get another fucking socket wrench and The second you buy it you get home and then you're parking the garage You look on the shelf in the garage ago. There's the fucking socket wrench son of a bitch socket wrench I forget I was uh you know uh When you mount a TV on the wall comes with that big heavy plate

Have you ever have you ever mounted a TV against the wall? Yeah, I don't remember having a plate. Uh, I Get the the mount is like this big metal plate with like four really you screw that in the wall Yeah, you screw it into the drywall. You gotta use like drywall Well, you gotta find one putting it in a stud I you put one half in the stud and then I don't think it makes it to the another studs the other half is like Drywall anchors or something I? Don't know I haven't done that it might have been too soon. Maybe I have it's like a frame mine What do you mean? It's like a frame. It's like a frame. It's just pull out from the wall and yeah and everything yeah look

This can't see behind it Telling you it's just an arm Well that mine is like, you know, like a big TV like a big 70 inch thing and I got you know One of the wall mounts and yeah now to really crank it in there because you wanted in the stud as much as possible I wanted the sagging around and I couldn't fucking find the thing. You had to go buy one I had to go buy one. I can't I I could never find my drill when I do find my drill It's not charged and then one of that's one of that thing I always know where it is the drill drill yeah, or do you keep your drill?

I don't know I always know where it is the problem is when it gets put away Yeah, I remember where the last time I used it was see that's the other thing is when you put it away And you know I'm definitely gonna know where it is because I put it away in the right place And then you go fuck. What did I decide to put it away that yeah? It needs to be out somewhere so I can remember where it is. What was going on with my drill is that a Well the batteries always die those like rechargeable back what do you have like a tool brand? Are you one of those guys you buy? No? I don't care, but you see how they do that at each brand I don't believe that sound color the battery. I did I did that once I tried to get the same thing and they changed

They changed the battery shape. So I said fuck it I started buying the Ryobi's the green ones and I think I feel like I've made a mistake the cheapest shit I know it's the cheapest shit, but I was like, well, they're all the same right and it's like now Well, what's the best one Milwaukee the the red? I don't know. There's the red, there's the yellow, there's the green. And now I've been looking at the whites. So I'm like, oh, those whites. There's a white? There's a white now, yeah.

I forget who the whites are. You know, as a man who likes to keep things pure, the white tools might be the way to go. I have a Milwaukee Sawzall. Yeah. All my tools are covered in Burning Man shit too. It really sucks actually. Cause it gets on your hand that silt

Now I know some guys are listening to this and they go Why don't you just buy one of those huge tool benches with all the I have nice peg boards and whatever else Yeah, you have that you have one of those big one of those drawers things. You have one of the drawer and set up crap Yeah, I don't have the room for that. I wish I had that garage that would accommodate that My garage is full of super killer lunchboxes right now See the lunchbox lunchbox came out good take a look It's great. Is that pretty it's the thermos in it. Nah, you know what? Oh, you got a coin I got a coin you take out all the all the bonuses

And if people need to refund that's good because I'm getting more I get people every day going Hey, are there gonna be extras of those and I go not very many And if people need to refund that's good because I'm getting more I get people every day going hey They're gonna be extras of those and I go not very many So that'll free up some orders for people who do want it You want to know what you want to apologize to people apologize for wanted for pissing them off. They pushed me out first They want to answer they piss me off and then I get okay. I'll piss you off Well, why don't they apologize a little rat to tat tat? It's a little back and forth isn't this fun? I don't think you understand power dynamics

Okay I don't understand if your goal was to piss me off and then you pissed me off to the point where I reacted Didn't you get exactly what you wanted? I'm I'm I'm giving you what you want. You should be happy Understand I'm engaging in the game. I'm engaging in the game. Uh-huh I will say here's that here's what happened with the lunchboxes is this will be a bonus brahmented Are they all dented where's it dented on top top? Yeah, there might be some dents. Are you shipping the dent? It's authentic out Should I knock him out? I can't ship dented lunch boxes. It's probably dented because it was in my car.

Well, I'm just saying. I'll ship them dented. It's part of the allure. Honestly, it would probably be more fun if I took all of them and kicked them around. It'd be like a genuine, like, you know, weathered artifact, like a treasure box. Yeah.

Here's my bonus problem is Chinese people who can't listen to instructions, when I go, they go, here's what the super killer lunchbox is going to look like. And I go, oh, yeah, that's pretty good on the front, I guess. Another guy that you banned said that he made the Mortal Kombat voted up song.

Oh, well, that was a good one. Maybe I'll unban him. How about if I banned you, you can send me a message telling me why you deserve to be unbanned and we can make an Avenue, so they send me a picture of the back. Uh-huh. Can you see what's wrong with the back deck? The comic isn't out the comic isn't out. That's part of it. That's what's wrong right here on the corner this little corner this little uh... Oh no! Isn't that... That's not so bad.

It's bad but... It's like infuriating in a weird way. You didn't have a template for this? I kept saying can you send me a template? And they said we don't have that. And I said okay well here's what I... They sent it like that? Yeah basically.

It was kind of like no temperate. And then they sent it to me and they didn't say like, not temperate. Not temperate. It was kind of like, no temperate. No temperate. And then they sent it to me and they said, it's gonna look like this. And I said, oh well I don't want that there, so can you wait for me to send you a replacement graphic that just shifts that slightly? Oh no. And they said yes. And then the next day they went, so we printed 300 lunchbox. And I go, you cocksuckers, it's got that little fucking line.

It looks cool. Yeah, I mean whatever, it's not a big deal. And you can take a sharpie. Does it have a yo-yo in it? It will have a yo-yo. Oh wait, I mean whatever it's not a big deal and I can take a sharp yo-yo in it It will have a yo-yo. Oh wait. I can actually scratch it off. Okay, so you just got to scratch it off I just got to scratch it off all of them. Okay So that'll still be nice He's having that little or maybe I can leave it on and people can scratch out if they want there now It's not there anymore now. There's no time. It looks like it looks unbalanced. Yeah

Now there's no time. It looks like it looks unbalanced. Yeah It's close enough Anyway, that came out pretty the coin was cool. You like the coin not not really. What do you mean? Not really? Look at that. It's just like a coin The lunchbox is cool. No lunchbox. I was the coin have on it though. The coin looks cool What is it? It's it's got the super killer logo on one side and that's SK the logo of the agency He works for yeah MasterCard. Is it well? It's thing it will make that joke, but no it's not MasterCard It looks some it looks very similar to the master At some point he's gonna be like, you know, I work for these guys. I think someone's gonna go MasterCard

He goes no not MasterCard Supposed to be like two universes separating or whatever. Multiverse Reformation Initiative. Yeah, the agent kit We're putting a lot of work into all the stuff yeah, I mean I could see a kid being really excited about that like it seems like a Carry-along thing. Yeah, you could have all your stuff in all the comics coming together, and I'm very excited about it, okay Yeah, you got a release date nah That's what I mean by antagonizing. I think I think we're gonna get it to print by I think we're sending it to print this

Coming month, so what is it you mean September or October September? Yeah? Oh? Okay, yeah, and then it takes two months. I'm gonna see if I can get expedited shipping I don't know how much extra it costs. They're gonna have to then what it takes a week. Two weeks if it's Expedited. Oh or else it's a Christmas release. Yeah, well the printing is the The hang up printing takes longer than you would hope. Yeah, that's what I would think would take the time I don't think the ships take that long to get it over here. Two weeks. Oh no the printing they could probably bang out. Well really? Well we're gonna have a bunch

there's a bunch of different versions so I don't know I'll have to talk to the rep exactly figure out the timeline. So we got what are the problems rental car insurance? subsidized demand Caves and losing your tools Losing your tools, okay Go to biggest problem that show to vote patreon.com slash biggest problem I forget what you're supposed to do there, but you can also go there. That's a good place Oh, you know what I don't know if I copied copied the voicemails over. Oh, from the thing? Well, I can stall.

No, let me see, let me see. Why don't I read some Superchance? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Did you have the ones from last week? I thought I did!

There was a bunch from last week. No, I got... Damn it! I did all that work. Let me see... No, there's the fuck What do you mean? It didn't copy over? I'm confused. Well, I downloaded them all into a thing, but then I Didn't copy them over there's I remember there was one guy who agreed with you. Oh

About what about something? He left like four or five voicemails talking about it Well, I think that uh, hopefully It might have been the same guy as last time Hopefully people checked out uh again my new PKA appearance. I think they'll make that public Yeah, well instead of Dick's appearance on the anything else podcast. You'll find that on the desk stop checking your phone It's not-

Oh then people are messaging me about it! They're just messaging you the fuck of you Fuck with me? Oh no, they're not fucking with me. If anything it'll create a good chapter in the show's timeline, right? Do you want to go straight to I usually like to have

at least one voicemail. Well download them. Do you want me to read some super chats while you look for them? No, because you'll skip them. I won't skip any, how's that? I need to see. I will promise not to skip any super chats. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, something about a bathtub, Vito Star Wars, I don't know, here, let's just play this one, that's fine. It was the biggest problem.

My biggest problem recently has been when, you know how you're supposed to say, if you're gonna say, who did Sally give a blowjob to, then grammatically correct, you're supposed to say, to whom did Sally give a blowjob to then grammatically correct You're supposed to say to whom did give a blowjob and well, I see all the time people saying To whom did tell me give a blowjob to? Him to tell me give a blowjob to Why do they say both?

Cuz they're down there. Ah, I don't I'm. I don't see a lot of this. You don't see that? I've never gotten the who whom thing correct. Oh you haven't? No, I don't pay attention to that. If you're going to say something is for him, then it's who. So if I would say like... Who's this burger for? Oh it's for him.

Yeah, and if you're gonna say it's he then you say whom mm-hmm like whom is whom is going to the store he is English is a nightmare of the language something about a bathtub I don't know did we play this hey there Vito I'm trying to let you know that you can pull the drain plug on your bathtub ozimthic because your favorite telehealth company, Hens, is offering a course of treatment 12 months of their new semi-glutite injection for as little as up to $200 a month.

Wow. Now, that might seem like a lot at a glance. However, because the medication must by slowing your digestion, if it stops you from eating at all, it will pay for itself. So you are talking about weight loss again? Well, I'm not talking about weight loss. It will pay for itself. So you are talking about it. I'm talking about PKA, because the company that was selling the bootleg ozempic is no longer available.

I think the FDA shut them down. Woody was asking me, where did you get it from? I said, Wicked Labs, check it out. Wicked Labs? Unfortunately, Wicked Labs has been shut down. Wicked Labs shut down. Labs with a Z. You bought drugs from a company that has a Z in its name?

That's why we were laughing. I told you, the vials had the Mountain Dew logo on them. This is not like a legit thing. Instead of just going to Wicked Shutdown and Peptides. Wicked Shutdown from the Peptides, everybody's talking about. Ohhhh. I mean, cause the whole website said, this is for laboratory use only, right?

You're like, yeah, yeah, it's for my lab. I'm a researcher. FDA sends warning letters. To multiple companies. Wicked Lab Shutdown. Yeah, maybe it did. Do you want a present? How about that? Yeah, sure. Alright. Who's it from?

This is a present from my good friend, Jeremiah Burbank. His name's Jeremiah Burbank? Yes, it is a very cool name. Wow. Right? Owner and operator of PVK.com, formerly the Pioneer Valley Knife and Tool Company. Okay.

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Oh Jesus, is this legal? That's a very good question. How do you put it back? Slide it back down. With what? Oh whoa. That's cool. What does that one do?

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About this movie Bad advertisement for no It's a bad advertisement for knives right now. That's why they're illegal. They're not illegal. These are both from MicroTech and again these are sold from my friend at PVK.com. How much do you give me if I could do this? If I could do the Freddie... You should put it on camera if you're gonna do it. Oh my god! Stop! That's fucked! Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, I didn't ban Riley. I mean what you Everyone's getting unbanned. That's here's the deal guys do something to make up the deal. No you don't here's the deal Here's the deal everybody's getting unbanned

It was a one day. Okay. We're giving a full amnesty across the board Everybody's coming from me. No for you Lauren Lauren Vito is delivering to you because he's so excited about his new knife that oh god why didn't I touch the tip? I got caught. Stop playing with it. What the hell? Sometimes the mechanism you're not supposed to... Yours is defective? Well you're not supposed to constantly go up down up down you're supposed to you know that because like you know it's there's springs and shit. You sound like my dad with his fucking car window. Stop fucking

around with the car window. Show him the thing up here. Oh Why then I want to just show the thing on the back? It's like a Ram or something that mammoth well actually I'm confused as to how they're allowed to use some of this What is that that's the that's the emblem a certain character from a certain sci-fi franchise wears on his arm Yeah, well, that's kind of Again, my buddy doesn't make these he just sells them, but I'm like I'm a makes them I'm like, how are they how are they able to sell a lightsaber knife? Oh, I am bleeding

So these are real you do I made no, I don't have AIDS just have put it down hepatitis See you're not used to playing with dangerous stuff like me. So cut yourself right away. It's cuz I tried to push the blade down Isn't it kind of cool to just make it come out? Oh stop pushing it towards yourself Regret allowing you to have stop doing that no you're gonna cut a fucking finger off Anyway guys my buddy is making a go of it. PVK.com. I love this guy and I'm glad he's selling it. How much are these knives? 300 bucks I think.

Each? Yeah. Okay, that's like an ad. That's a good enough for a... that's worth an ad root there. He gave us some nice knives. These are like premium fucking things. This is cool. That thing is awesome. It's like an Exo Squad color.

And that one's got like a little... you can put it on a key ring so you can just remember not to take it to the airport. Yeah, my dad does that. I kinda wanna be that guy. That's super useful to have. My friend used to do that. So when we'd go out, we'd have to like look around for somewhere to hide his knife in the bush.

Yeah, well that's the problem. I went to, okay, that's another problem. I went to a bar with a guy and he was pulling out his ID. I get- Regardless, for some reason he goes to the balancer and he goes, Hey, is it cool if I have my knife? I'm like, just don't tell him you have a knife. You can't, he doesn't own the part. Just give it- yeah.

He's like, oh, it's cool, right? I'm like, just give him your ID and don't fucking tell him you have a knife on you. I had to go all the way back to his car to stash his knife. Yeah. I'm like, what are you, retarded? You don't go to a bal go about hey, it's cool. It's cool. I know there's like rules I have drugs in here to bring drugs and a knife in here. No, don't talk to the bouncer go Here's my ID you shouldn't even be asking me Is it okay if I bring a knife in here with us? No, and then he's like well the guy had a wand

I'm like he wasn't fucking using it and wait for him to wand you and then when you pull it out Then you can go. Oh shit. I forgot. I'll go back to my car. Yeah Anyway, the knife, guys. Alright, do you wanna read these super chats? Let's read some super chats. You deleted a bunch, didn't you? I can't remember. I saw some disappear.

Unfortunately, I don't know. Well, wait a minute, you're scrolling. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I went the wrong way. Alright, guys. I saw a bunch more before the show started. Get those super chats in. And then they vanished. I don't know if they get their money back or what. I think they get their, well, I don't know if they get their money back or what.

I think they get their, well, I don't know if they get their money back. We'll see. I think regardless, we've got some great super chats here, guys. And don't forget under the veto amnesty. Why don't you just ask them to stop saying mean things. Under the veto amnesty program.

Cause I don't, it's not that I don't want people to say mean things. Like occasionally it is really funny when people say a funny thing you know But I need to say like can you please stop being so mean to me? It's can you it's like what is you just can't say that Well cuz I the problem is that I I do like toxic masculinity. That's what's happening I like banter okay. I like fun banter if you're gonna insult me, and it's really funny. I genuinely do go well That's pretty funny. Yeah, when do you not like me and it's really funny. I genuinely do go well, that's pretty funny

Yeah, when do you not like it when it's repetitive and like the same thing over and over I'm just like, oh man. This is just like getting so tired And you and you're emotionally you're fine. You're just tired It's hard. It's hard to I don't know I like I have Eric had said it hurt my feelings that dick gave my Book a bad review. I don't know what do you think would happen? I? Think people would make fun of him. I wouldn't why cuz it did it did it was meant to hurt his feelings No, it was meant to be nice. That's why it's so funny that it hurt his feelings so much

Okay, it was actually not a really scathing review. I just pointed out like basic stuff. Yeah, I Did not feelings sure I just don't see the comparison. I really don't you're gonna say that's like pretended to Well, I don't know man. I just think the show is better when it's just like not devolving into I don't know man. I just think the show is better when it's just like not devolving into It's the let's insult veto over and over and over with the same insult show And again, it's not that like I can't take it or I'm a baby. It's just like I Think the show is less fun for the people not only for me, but for the people not even in in like chat you're banning people from chat we don't even read the chat during the show. I don't remember why I banned.

You banned a whole bunch of people! There's like ten guys fucking around everyone's unbanned congratulations you're all unbanned Koof gets his wrench back okay. Yeah what's up with that Koof's come to live shows. He started unbanning people I was like hey hey hey you're ruining my fun. I can't you can't unban people only I can unbanning people! I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you're ruining my fun! I can't, you can't unban people, only I can unban people. See how that like spirals?

Now I gotta ban you, now I gotta ban you, now I gotta ban you, now I gotta ban you! Well that's kinda funny in itself. I don't know man. Well? I think part of the fun is also this unwritten rule of like, you can't ban people, it's the worst, ahhh! You just fucking, I don't know. I think people take all this shit way too seriously. That's why you should not ban them. I should not ban them because they take it seriously.

Right. But they shouldn't take it seriously. But they do. But they should stop. So you- Okay. I think that in the grand timeline of things, we should just be having a lot more fun. You say we.

Yeah. Everyone was having fun. Not I'm not I was not having fun it was just I was just like exhausted by it say say that okay I was exhausted by it okay become it's become exhausting and I think there was a period of time in the show where it was not just the hey maybe I can Vito say a shitty thing about himself, Sean. You know? So, that was exhausting. Yeah! Okay.

Because that's like the only theme of the Super Chats. If the Super Chats, if that was occasionally, look, if one out of every ten Super Chats is I'm gonna make Vito say a mean thing about himself, that's fun, that's funny. Okay. All right? But you know, why can't the Super... I prefer when the Superchats are about the show, about the problems, whatever else. Yeah.

Okay, if the show is about pigs, if we do a pig-related episode... You did! Okay, but like, on that episode, it doesn't need to bleed through to the next 20 episodes. Okay. Alright. Let's see here. Synthetic Shinobi for two says thank you for not killing yourselves. Yeah. Synthetic Shinobi for two says did Kufa actually go to Greenland? Yeah he did. R.I.P. Got his wrench taken away.

Synthetic Shinobi for five, no the Kufa's gone. I'd like to apply for the position of gay internet weirdo that randomly contributes to the show. I even have the anime PFP. Cheese in my pocket to Olvita for 10s. As Dick explains, capitalism's superiority then expects people not to super chat. The market for attention exists and it's on sale. Let's pray Queen Manchester isn't on her period this week. Well, that's mean. I shouldn't have read that, Dick,

because that isn't so easy. Once they get past two sentences, it immediately sucks all the wind out of them. Benjamin for 20, Dick, I asked for psychedelic advice a while ago, and yesterday I took a heroic dose of mushrooms It was that's not funny with that and it was the greatest experience of my life

Oh god a beautiful time when will veto take the plunge it would be good for him. You know what play with it I'm just worried you're gonna cut your fingers off. I don't think I would like to meet one person who did mushrooms and didn't tell you About it though. That's a goal of mine in life. I Don't think I've ever made you listen to me talk about taking psychedelics. Mushrooms. Mushrooms. Not psychedelics. Mushrooms. Yeah.

Mushroom, well. I'll buy them a Daniel Webster cigar. Fair enough. I can think of my mushroom. I was looking at a mountain. That was the one time, you know what? Okay. Fair enough. What happens? I can think of my mushroom. I was looking at a mountain. That was the one time, you know what? Okay, caving, if I was on mushrooms, then the rocks start to look like stuff. I can see that being kind of interesting.

Maybe that's what they're seeing. Yeah, maybe they get hallucinate down there. Trio Doug for five, biggest problem is regurgitated jokes and unfunny discord members. Y'all deserve what you get. We love Vito. Zetta Quinksul for two, Vito, can you be my internet dad? My real one left with a heart. Pinal of the man for two. Shout out to Bag of Schmidt.

Cheese in my pockets. Vita for two. Says, remember no super chats guys. No more super chatting. Riley and friends for two. Piggas rise up. Is he allowed to say that? Sure.

Thank you gentlemen for the holiday weekend show. I just hope they don't chuck Dix in my ass. Nobody wants that Vits and Dix. No one say that. Sure. Thank you gentlemen for the holiday weekend show. I just hope they don't chuck Dix in my ass. Nobody wants that Viet's and Dix. No one wants that. Adventure Tim for five. I found a new unit of measurement. It's called a SAW and it weighs roughly 230 pounds or one standard American woman. I've seen them using that at the Home Depot.

LaGuardant T-Rex for five says money for Vito only. There you go. Lawrence Devaney for two Australian. Every show should be the last show. Scarf for five, Vito for you to ban Coof. He's not banned. Who is a genuine fan who makes you not deserve any fans. Coof is a genuine person.

You are not, that's why we don't like you. Coof wasn't banned, I didn't ban Coof. Coof is not banned. No one is banned. Weaponized autism for five. Hey Vito, remember the last guy who fucked with the show? Yeah, but he wasn't funny. Andrew Tarr for two.

Sup. Cheese in my pockets, Vito for five. If you care about getting banned, not having your super chat read, stop. You need something other than these two men in your life. Cheese in my pockets, Vito for two. in your life. She's in my pocket. So Vito for two says this is you know, salt account thing. Tiki the Mighty for five. Imagine negativity on a show called The Biggest Problem in the universe.

Trog Dogg for five. Hey, Dick, tell the Vita Gilgo. Is Waldy that he's freaking gay man. Yeah, well, based on for two says get fudged pig Hitler go finish your Archie comic I'm the John for two. I'll read whatever as like hey look if I'm gonna if I'm in the right mood Who cares? As I said we're doing a positive show, and I'm just I'm on cloud nine. I'm having a lot of fun I had to say was please stop making fun of me. Look at these knives look at these

You can make fun of me. I like I like the Obviously, I like that on the John for two I for one I'm excited about the new dictator veto art yeah dark nook for two says I for one welcome our new veto Overlord he's a communist to that guy is he yeah well Then he's sharing the means of production with all of us. Andrew Tarfer, too I budgeted to cover all super chats this week. Thanks Andrew. Rinksy is for five, Canadian, hates people who make fun of him, hates people who support him. What the hell do you want Vito? I don't hate people who support me

Again. That's the guy that bought all your lunchbox and stuff, I think. Okay Well, he's I'll unban him and if he wants his super chat, if he wants a super color money bag He can have it. You should have to read an apology that he writes. I need to free up some of these lunch boxes for the people who are clamoring for him anyway. Okay. What was I gonna say?

Here's the problem is when I see people, this guy wrote this whole thing about how he was in a car accident and he goes, but the thing about my car accident is I didn't rely on anyone else you know, I got back on my feet together and what Vito needs to do, blah blah blah and I'm like, just, my life has nothing to do with your life congratulations on getting- Stop reading it!

Why are you like, why should other people restrict themselves based on you? They shouldn't! But I'm saying like, this weird thing where it's like I know that guy, Derek Okay! Right. I don't know. I forget the name Yeah, the point is that like everybody is there's a lot of this like vetoes fucking up his life Vito is like Eternally miserable or whatever else and it's like guys. I'm fine. Everything's fine. Why are you upset by that though? It's like, guys, I'm fine. Everything's fine. So why are you upset by that though?

Because there's all these assumptions being made that like I'm living the worst life ever and I'm a complete failure and whatever else. And it's like, I got a great podcast that I'm gonna drive into the ground. I got a comic book that everyone's gonna stop buying and I'm having a lot of fun. Yeah, but you don't have a door on your bathroom.

I don't have a door on my bathroom. And maybe I can fix that. We'll see. But that was in the Facebook group. You't have a door in my bathroom, and maybe I can fix that. We'll see. But why, that was in the Facebook group. You went on a tear in the Facebook group telling people that you're gonna... Well, because everybody was saying, they're like, oh, Veto's... I got a lot of messages, you gotta see this, Veto's in the Facebook group saying this. Yeah, but there was also a lot of messages in the Facebook group growing, I'm glad Veto

is finally telling these people to shut the fuck up because yeah being insufferable like yeah There's guys going like oh my god Vito's ruining the show and I have to pull my patreon support and everything. It's the end of the world I'm like we've done 150 episodes of a great comedy podcast is every episode the greatest episode you've ever heard no Okay, just sometimes arguing with someone who's obviously a pedophile them online. Yeah I would say that well because the problem is that they get into these public spaces And then they try to convince everybody else. This is the end of the show They're allowed to do that did you ever watch Howard Stern?

The forum was just like how much everybody shut despising I think he shut that forum down at a certain point though oh that's always been around the show I think at a certain point he said like oh my god the fucking fan forum is just like destroying this or whatever yeah the problem is that like some people get and other people okay go keep going they get in people's heads I think yeah I think people start I think people some people start to be like oh, you know you see it like oh, we all got to get together

We all got to send veto messages that this sucks whatever I think I am being gay. I don't pay attention to what they're saying. I don't give a shit. I Think it was funny to argue with these guys who like again and they're guys argue sure Okay, they're gonna if you argue with them. They're going to comment you even harder These are guys who have posted like 20 times and every post they post is again I ignored them the first 19 times the show so bad. I don't know why you guys listen to the show with this fat pig Why would anyone give veto money? He's just gonna take that money and spend it on pig slop that fat fucking pig And he's ruining the show and the show's the worst and

Why do you not think that's funny? I think it's funny when I go well regardless of how pissed you are I still got paid for that episode So eat shit and the guy goes oh, I'm pulling my patreon. I'm pulling my patreon like good I don't fucking watch you on my patreon get the fuck out of here I don't care. I can't block that guy. Oh, I mean I could blog him He was in here going I just canceled my patreon and the show's the worst it's ever been and if you know the pneumatics This knife, huh? We got a great show. We got a great show

I got we got some great plans to grow the show people can get under your skin by saying all that stuff You just said I don't I I don't know if under this you they couldn't yes, I can be annoyed Possible to annoy me okay, I am a man who is very capable of being annoyed especially when it's like repetition Okay, I hear the same thing over and over and over and over and over, I go, I get it, I get it, I get it. Why don't you stop reading? Stop reading it. Well, I gotta read it on the show. I'm not in that Facebook group.

Yeah, but I gotta read, you know, the super chats. Sometimes it gets repetitive and I'm like, I know, I know, I know. Alright. Alright, let's see. But I do support, everybody supports the show. Dean Shock for two, thanks for the laughs, Dick. Feel better, Vito. Like I said, it's a new positive show

full of a Vito who respects himself so deeply that he loves himself and he loves what he's doing. He loves the comedy he's making. Are you checking the messages again? No, no, no. Andrew Tar for two, one at a time. Renxias for two, been supporting Dick since OG Biggest Problem episode one. Thanks. Wow. Michael Winius for two, been supporting Dick since OG Biggest Problem episode one.

Thanks. Wow. Michael Winning for five, Veto I said you qualify as a bus once, you banned me. From what? Ian Alderidge for five, this is for, I don't pay attention to who I'm banning so just send me a message. As I've always said you can always send a message to the Biggest Problem Twitter account, you can file a complaint with the management, say I would like to be unbanned here and I will just unban you Ian Aldridge for five this is for Vito only zero dollars for the Ron Jeremy look-alike wearing the Goodwill store t-shirt it's not good will store this criminalized sobriety oh let's see it try it with a shirt that I didn't make this life this fat I have no idea for

two Vito touching his face makes me want to pew with some pig emojis Spider eternal for two veto does not understand the lulls on his own show I do though No, don't gesture at me with that knife. I'm desiring of the camera. That's too close to me point out your own fucking camera No, I don't know what to do with a knife. You already cut yourself. Don't point it at me. I'm not gonna cut you Do not point it at me. How do you it's in a gun. Don't point it at me. I'm not gonna cut you do not point it at me I how do you it's in a gun don't point it at me. Can I point it at myself? Yes? No, I'm gonna look right down the barrel nuts squint at it But you like that knife Brits man for two don't blame vetoes TP because you're cheap too cheap to fix your pipes

That's true. If you had better pipes, my toilet paper would have gone down on the first flush. You've got an entire story of gravity pulling that down. Somebody with a period name for 50 Australian, I hate you Vito, all of this money is for you. Well, I'm going to share half of that with my good friend Dick Masterson, my beloved podcast co-host who helps me put on one of the greatest podcasts in the history of the internet. Captain, it's Sando for 10. This Mad Men Veto arc is the best arc of the show so far. Keep it going. Fan of cigar for 20 pounds. Thank you for not killing yourselves, lads. First time catching the show live from the UK. Biggest problem is women finding out you have free time. That or unflushedds. Unflush toilet paper, no turds.

What are you doing today? Ah, I'm busy until 6 p.m. as it turns out. Oh, is that what's happening? Yeah, otherwise they'll, if they find even 10 seconds free, they're in there. I think the biggest problem for me has been canceled dates, unfortunately. Who's canceling?

A lady who was like, yeah, I'm gonna be free. And I'm like, okay, cool, come over, we'll do a thing. She's like, oh, you know what? Nevermind. Yeah, god damn it happened when the cancelling start it was just like sure her thing got moved around she was like in town for a Have this night free and I'm like, all right, yeah gonna have fun. She's like actually they rescheduled it I have to give like a thing in the morning She wasn't lying bitch. She wasn't lying. She just genuinely think I don't know exactly what happened I said he's renaming the free Riley fest. Oh, is it gonna be the fuck Vito fest? No, it's oinktober fest

Oinktober fest there you go. Where's that happening? I don't know. All right coming up with it very fun Let's see weaponized autism for five. Just remember Vito. we watched the show before you and we will watch it after you. I agree. And, uh, that's fine. If we go ahead. You know what? If this show- See, this is antagonizing what you're doing to him. What do you mean? The way you're going, that's fine, I agree. That's very antagonizing to people. I don't want the show to end. I don't think the show's going to end. I think we got a lot of-

I'm just telling you what's antagonizing to them. Okay. They're antagonizing me constantly. I'm sorry I throw a little bit back. Throwing a little bit back out there. Alright, you guys spent the last whatever number of episodes telling me I'm a fat piece of shit pig. And I throw a little bit back and it's like, I can't believe Vito would throw it all over my god. It's just you're signaling to them that you want to be arguing with them more. That's what antagonizing is.

So I shouldn't argue. I shouldn't argue. Well you're getting the results that you're creating. I think the results are we got a great show. Okay. We got a great show. Okay. And it's going to be great.

Andrew Tarfives is reporting my credit card is stolen after the show. You know what? Make it happen. Rick Sias for five Canadian. Vito pissed off. Everyone about Superkiller won. No one is buying Superkiller shoe because of this. That's fine.

Cybergannic for two. Didn't people support Vito after he cried on stream? We could try that again. We could try that maneuver. We could try that maneuver Excuse me, Doc Nick for 10. Thank you for not killing yourselves. I missed the musical numbers of the early episodes Still like the current bits though. Trio Doug for 5 says we're in your corner. We love Vito. Andrew Tar for 2 says I'll probably buy Superkiller 2. Superkiller 2 is gonna be really good. Scar for 2, Vito the fat team guy song Starts here tonight. No, it's at 20 bucks. It doesn't reset.

That's true. Jim for five says play this to prove to dick. Sorry, it's at 21, 2501. 2553 I think. 2553 it's at. I wrote it down but I threw the paper away. We can make it an even 20. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, They're anti-ripper and there's like three people in the group and they're just kind of saying it as a joke They were the anti-ripper through a big hissy fit about you guys who bought his they bought his comics when they came out They bought I someone and then it sucked and Eric acted like a child and they're like this guy kind of sucks That did happen and then Eric again These guys have like, you know, I love Jim But he's I don't think is that many followers and at the time on Twitter when he first interacted with Eric he had like ten Followers. Yeah, and there's like antagonizing him and being like you don't understand the the fucking method of storytelling. I'm used out here. Yeah, like Eric

Eric your butt hurt. No, I'm not. I'm just I've reached a place in my life where I don't have to Response to every listen to your criticism, which is what I'm saying here today Which is what I'm saying here today. Now mine is cheeking and fun. Anyway, follow Jim Sotala on YouTube. Hack the movies for two. Vito stopped being so dumb. Thank you. Hack the movies.

See, I was dumb. Oh, he stopped. But now I'm no longer is dumb. Now people are super chatting again. Rickseus for two. Canadian no house. Vito, homeless Vito can't afford the rent. There's be mortgage though.

There you go. James Gardner for ten. This show would be mortgage though. There you go. James Gartner for 10. This show is fun and funny. Thanks James. Kato the Swiss for 5. I see veto can't wait for October and hamuary. Salty salty pig, lol.

Thank you dick. Just I've been for two Australian vetoes power tripping like his hero Stalin. That's not Stalin there buddy boy. That's close enough. Boba the Cylon for 2. Thousand American dollarsito you done goofed. I don't know exactly. What was that? I think he's trying to say for two thousand American dollars. He's tricking me. Jet bad for ten save me Mario. That song was good. Please help me Luigi. No, no, no, I don't think so What you saying bro? That bitch is a ho Luigi. Why you out is sipping? She be creeping on the low. Say this everybody knows.

That guy got like a bajillion views. That was one of those things where I'm genuinely like man, that's a good that's a good idea he had there. Dude, have you watched his other videos? No. The amount of work he puts into those is insane. Well, that's the other thing. There's like three extra minutes after that song It turns into like a skit. I don't know if you saw that Yeah, cuz it's like his other video was like an alien thing. Yeah, he made it I thought it was kind of dumb the extended version, but it's still I'm like there's a lot going on here He's like trying to build a whole universe out of it. You really got to get into to skibbity toilets We got a good a whole universe. I'm sorry. I think they're gonna do a movie with skibbity

toilet. It won't be as good. Regardless I do appreciate skibbity toilet. It's surprisingly well done. What we gotta do is we gotta hire a guy who, what's that program they use? I think they use Source Filmmaker. The one that Valve made. Yeah everybody if you do editing email me because we gotta make some videos for the channel. Yeah, we're gonna start making some cool videos I got one guy who texted me on Twitter, so I'll follow up with him, but we want to do some more polished What would you call my essay type videos on the channel? Talk about it exactly. I don't know all right What else was I gonna say?

there was a fan of the show who Professionally has like a patreon where he makes videos of link getting fucked in the ass using that source filmmaker Link yeah the boy yeah Okay, and I was saying you know maybe we can make them do that on patreon I mean, I think you have to not tell them that that's what's going on. You know I mean, I think you have to not tell them that that's what's going on, you know? What else does he make? A lot of guys on Patreon. That's not the only thing he makes.

He makes like a bunch of like porn animations, like cartoon porn or whatever. Okay. And maybe, you know, because I watched that video with that, that Luigi thing was clearly source filmmaker because all those models are like the source filmmaker models. Oh, it is? Yeah, yeah. You can tell from the style of them. I'm like, I should reach out to that porn guy and

See if we can make some animated music videos. Yeah, sure. It's a lot of work though I know that it was I actually want to know how much work went into it Did you realize it loops the Luigi song? What do you mean? Because it ends with the car crashing off the thing, right? Remember? If you watch the beginning you see the car coming into the water as Luigi's swimming. So it's a loop. I get to go watch it again. Okay. I was really impressed by that video. Straturgery for five, imagine VEETS banning people to reboot the show, but instead it reboots Dicks in my ass.

God damn it, I couldn't avoid one weekend, nobody wants that VEETS in Dicks. I did have a fan say they hate the Dicks in my ass super chats, and I was like, no, I like those. They cry about everything. Some fucking idiot would cry about everything. I know. Black Angus Review. I love them, Stratergery. Keep it up. Black Angus Reviews for two. Vito is the next. Amanda Steinberg from Hackalite. I barely understand that. Spider Eternal for two. Richard, please read this. It's always the communism. Andrew Tarfer five. I'm late for the show today, so I'm lagging behind will there be problems starting anytime soon based retard for two It's funny because the commies and animal farm were pigs. I didn't know that yeah

You got a I was actually were you you were not making a goof I have been I have you genuinely never read or watched Animal Farm. No. I think you would enjoy it. It's fun. It's interesting. What do I need that? That's like a ninth grade shit, isn't it?

Kind of. I don't need to read a ninth grade. Did you read 1984? Yeah, in high school. Did you like it? Yeah, in high school. If I read that now, I'd get 10 pages and go, OK. Yeah, the government sucks. Government doesn't really advance that far after high school. If I read that now, I'd get like 10 pages and go like, okay, yeah. Your reading level doesn't really advance that far after high school. It's not like suddenly you become like ready for...

I'm not like amazed at these, at the concept of like, oh wow, the government really sucks. It's not supposed to be profound. It's not supposed to be profound, animal farm. It's just kind of like, oh that is interesting. Animals doing communism. That's that's yeah. There you go I don't need to read it's like an AI prompt like I don't need to see the picture. It is kind of Honestly and this is sex I don't know Doc Nick for five the biggest problem universe is fat authors dying before finishing their work No wins of winter and no super killer to very sad and your tarfer too. Oh, thank God the cold open is over.

Flutterdash is 64, five. Once again, it says Vito play Shin Megami Tensei three nocturn. You want me to stream it? What do you want me to do? John breaks bad news for five is here. It says heel turn Vito is not my favorite Vito. Please poop in master's toilet more.

I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Love you both. Thank you, John. Somebody on Reddit said they didn't like the toilet talk either Yeah, because it's not funny Alright, that's the people you understand. You can't listen to everybody. I understand. I get it. I just I get it Mm-hmm. I get it. Look at this knife. Look at this. Look at this thing. Yeah. Yeah. I really do it I'm glad you picked that one cuz I like this although. I do like that one oh

They're both really cool. Oh That one seems like it's more useful. You know like you get a package you want to like this would be harder Not as good for like opening boxes. Yeah, you got like a package knife, but I can get a package knife Cool, it's kind of fucking thick blade too. I just like how cool this one looks though the blue blade I'll doubt it. I don't wonder if that'll chip off Is it sharp? Yeah sharp enough to cut my finger Anyway Eden for two fat team guy faddix. I broke it again That's dangerous what you're doing it's fun

G-money pants for five don't kill the show veto. Just go to Greenland There we go dickwood for five pounds. We all over two gay dads Just I've been for five Australia will say anything is capitalism's fault. Definitely not pro communism though I'm not I'm not gonna relitigate it. But like this time across is pro communism You you if you're gonna criticize criticize communism, just criticize the elements of communism that are actually the problem. Starvation.

Selfishness. No. Wait, wait. What do you mean selfishness? Selfishness. OK, part of the reason for the starvation is that they told the farmers like

we want this much. Any grain you make above this amount, you have to give to us. Right. Right. Why would any farmer do that? They're like, yeah, sure. And then they would just hoard it all for themselves because they're retarded. What are you talking about though?

How selfishness, the problem is the government telling the farmers how much to make. Because they're expecting the farmers to go, oh, well for the good of the cooperative, I will sacrifice my own self-interest and give grain that can feed me and my family to the government Like the whole point of communism. Yeah, the whole point of communism is to try and convince people to give stuff to other people For free away from themselves. You'll kill them. Yeah. Well, yeah But also with the idea not because you'll kill them like that came later. That's not part of the you'll kill them like that came later that's not part of that's the step in between that the fundamental belief of communism is that everyone will want to do it out of the good of their hearts and the reason it doesn't work is that

people will not ever do that no one wants they will what do you mean people will people will help other people after they've helped themselves as much as they possibly can well yeah they can't die. Well also, they don't want to die and also they're going to put away enough to survive the next three or four winners and they're going to hide it from the government. They're not going to take chances. Like... Selfishness. No, because fascism people will do things for other people before helping themselves.

Like that's why the military exists. Because people go die for Israel instead of just not. That's a fact? That's fascism? Yeah, the military is run by a fascist state, you know, I mean rights you listen You got to do what you're told. It's all about yeah, but they're getting they're getting a paycheck out of it. That's to go Get killed for Israel. No Make the assumption they're not I don't know when you bring the military into military into it, then you're just talking about brainwashing in general. It's fascism. Yeah, sure. Anyway, I think one of the central problems of communism is just the human desire to...

Why would I give something to someone else if I could have it? Okay. That's retarded. Yeah. Yeah! So we agree communism doesn't work. What's the problem? Why does everybody think I said communism works? All I said is don't say the reason communism doesn't work is starvation because it's that's not the reason it doesn't work Well

You think it doesn't work because of selfishness? I'm saying that you could have a communist. It's very possible to have a communist Society where starvation is not one of the problems. This is why people think you're... I'm just saying. It's not possible to have a communist society. You will die.

People will die. There will be problems and people will die. Death and starvation. It's not... That's like the most basic thing is eating food. Right, I agree. And communism can't, and communism ruins ruins that so what else is there? well

I'm not getting into it I'm pretty sure the communists have abandoned the idea of central farming. I think they know like that's what Kamala is doing She's talking about centralized farming price controls. Okay. That's it. That's communism. It's done price controls You're coming. Yeah. Especially on food. Yes. You guys need to make this food and not make any money. Like, oh, we can't. For some- what- wha- uh...

What's the difference between communism and socialism? Uh... Not a lot, right? Yeah, I don't think- I think, uh... I don't think the government confiscates your shit in socialism. Okay. They make you do it. I don't know, actually. Alright.

I was trying to say... I think that's socialist, but I don't know why. Let's see, Chris Schofield for five. I would never read a series of chats calling me a pig. Good for you for skipping those. Make Dick read them. He doesn't do anything anyways. Don't quit. Thanks, Chris. Katton Blackburn for five. If you know if you ever considered selling your scalp buttered a magic rock

Witchy bitches for hexes see that's funny. I like that Government name for two if you know is cracking refund super children super cat For five super killer is great Eating for two his biggest problem is anti-comedy bald co-hosts. There's a lot of those going around these days They keep running into him John breaks bad news for two. I wish you'd-comedy bald co-hosts. There's a lot of those going around these days. They keep running into them. John breaks bad news for two. I wish your video would just cry again and stop this.

Andrew Tarfer five, I'm gonna be black out drunk before I hear a new problem. Black Angus reviews for two, it says nightcrawler is the anti-capitalist argument. That's interesting. You ever see that movie? Yeah. Jake Gyllenhaal.

Yeah, he's doing crimes though. Well, yeah, but he's doing crimes because he's encouraged by capitalism to perform those crimes. There's a tangible capitalist reward for them. Capitalism doesn't make that reward. That's just like a normal incentive. Capitalism doesn't come in and say, hey, everybody, trade

your services for money. Like it's not a directive. I don't know man. It's like, once you get in the weeds on this stuff, it's impossible to figure out what you're talking about. That's just people. Pied up a man for five. We're Costco guys.

We believe Nankang never happened. Are those guys going to fuck up, do you think? The Costco guys? Yeah. Man. Everybody fucks up. They got to fuck up eventually. I don't know. Yeah, man. Everybody fucks up. They gotta fuck up eventually.

I don't know. So that guy, somebody was digging into the Costco guys and that one guy, the main guy, he's been trying to like hit it on TikTok since his kid was like in diapers. Like there's videos of him with like his, that kid is a baby being like, hey, we're making a TikTok in. And suddenly he just hits on, I kind of want to become one of the Costco guys though I kind of want to not like I don't want to hang out with those guys I want to be like the guy who goes have you seen the Costco ho?

No, I loved it. Can we show the Costco ho real quick? I fucking hate watching people's videos I Want to be one of these Costco influencers. The Costco ho has it all figured out. This is my girlfriend. She, I'm going to demand this girl are going to get married. Oh wait, why is this running so slow? I'm going to marry the Costco ho. And the best thing about the Costco how does tick tock not run on here? Good. No, no, no. Hold on. It's, it's because of the backup, I think. Okay. We're just closing some windows processes. Hold on it's it's because of the the backup I think okay We're just closing some windows processes hold on guys in the meantime Don't forget biggest problem that show vote on all the problems

patreon.com slash biggest problem is where you can go and Super killer refunds send an email Gmail calm and we'll see what we can do for you So it's this Asian girl? Yeah, but find one of the ones where she's in, yeah like right there. This is my girlfriend. Give me the audio. Major deal alert.

You probably heard of 2G and 5G, but have you heard of 6G? Dude, why would you want people to watch this shit? Some stupid whore bouncing around Costco? She finds me deals! Now with Wi-Fi 7, you can combine all the Gs to get the- Oh god, I can't That's the most reliable home internet experience right now. Costco

has this 3-pack TP-Link mesh Wi-Fi 7 system for $3.99 This is, you watch this? I watch all these, yeah That's my girlfriend, that's the Costco ho Oh god How else am I gonna find out about the deals at the Costco? You don't need to know any of the deals.

I need to know some of the deals. Uh, that's the wrong button. Well anyway, I like the Costco. What if I was just like the Costco, what would I be? Well you gotta get up and do it. You gotta go to Costco. Well I gotta figure out who I am. Who am I? Don't ask for suggestions after your behavior.

I'll be the Costco racist. I'll be the Costco... Hahahaha! What's up guys, it's the Costco racist. I'll be the Costco- HAHAHAHAHAHA What's up guys, it's the Costco racist HAHAHAHAHAHA Do the- be the Costco cosplayer Are you trying to black guys coming to your house for trick or treat? Here's the way to scare them off And I'm like showing off the big skeletons they sell and shit

Should be showing off sheets HAHAHAHA The Costco racist, that's my character. All right. Let's see Andrew tar for two don't apologize to these clowns Gordon Shumway for five Canadian or forgot about this racist Costco problem great job veto vote it up Is that a going silver to get veto his crown Andrew Hicks for ten capitalism didn't exist at the time of the West African slave trade What it was? Oh, yeah, when did they coin that term? Capitalism yeah, even if they called it something different. It's still fucking capitalism man. He's saying it's the

mercantilian economist systems yeah Capitalism to start until Napoleonic France. Ah, yeah. Yeah, okay, it wasn't capitalism. That's true, though. What happened? Well, guys would earn money for performing labor and then spend that money on stuff. Yeah. Oh, so it was capitalism.

No, no, it was the mercantilism economic system. Uh-huh. You guys are fucking idiots. Shut up. Nipty- Who owned the ships? That's whose... What system was that?

That's whose fault it was. No, they're currently at war with Palestine. What do you mean? Nipty... Who owned the ships? Yeah, who's... What system was that? That's who's fault it was. They're currently at war with Palestine. What do you mean? Nipty... Who owned the ships? Yeah, it's the shipbuilders. That... They caused the slave trade. It was... What do you call it? Shlomo's Ships Incorporated, right? I don't know. Whoever owned the ships.

There's a lot of Italians, right? I think the Italians owned the ships. Probably Italians. Yeah, I think the Italians were doing it. Nipty for 25 says v8s is such a fucking team guy Ranks us for five. I mentioned dick instead of veto because he would just block me again dick at least knows how to treat his True Doug for five. I'm a team guy to team veto. We love veto hack the movies for five I love you trio Doug hack the movies for five Everybody subscribe to hack the movies where the Italians never cry and they let you make fun of them all you want.

Yeah. There you go. Odysseus for five. Vito's becoming a passive aggressive Maddox. No, I'm becoming an aggressive aggressive Maddox. Oh, no. Bam. Boom.

Uh-uh. Boom. I hit you hard. I hit you from all sides. These are just derailing the show. These comments are just derailing the show. You put this idea in people's heads, and then they run with it, and they won't stop saying it. That's why I banned themailing the show. These comments are just derailing the show. You put this idea in people's heads and then they run with it and they won't stop saying it. That's why I banned them from the group. Yeah, but that was about like Titanic. That's funny.

It's not- It wasn't funny. Okay, but I'm saying like it's not- I didn't do it to be funny. It's not insulting, you know? On the John for two puts a picture of a bus dead cat for two says this sucks Period for two says counterpoint this rules. There you go spotted eternal for five says veto such a chick He's mad when we compliment tease or joke with him But a fat brain for not seeing the thousands of fans who want him to lose fat I will not Andrew tar for five video your fans want you to quietly and happily dance like a monkey for two dollars over and over What's the issue? I think you figured it out digital bath for ten fat bus Edo comics gamer Edo desperate for fame Edo Writing dicks coattails Edo Edo disrespects his paying fans like he does other people's homes

Replace hashtag replace Edo with three pig heads Dick if you started lining up some good replacements? I've seen some suggestions. Oh, you have? Oh yeah, there's been some names floating around. I have it. I don't know. I think I don't need any of that shit. I think you're gonna miss some of the magic. Guys, I think you don't understand the magic you're gonna miss out on when you don't have unhinged veto here. Stop pretending to stab yourself. Stratergery for two, god damn it, they chucked Dix in the stream settings. Jimmy McAdda Boy for five, I blame Dix for all this. All co-hosts turning them addicts, I want Vito back.

You got him back and he's better than ever. This is new and improved. John breaks bad news for five, I think I figured all this out. Vito spoke to Mr. Girl about his relationship with the fans and now we're getting this. That's an interesting theory, John. You're gonna blame Mr. Girl for all this? That's horrible. Peter Wagner for two, Copa Cabana, please. Okay. Ryan Feeney for five, I'm an everything supporter of Superkiller,

please don't become too butthurt to take my money. Ryan, you're gonna get a great comic and a lot of cool stuff. Rook for $11.38 for $50. Thank you. And he doesn't leave a comment, but I'm gonna imagine this says Vito I approve of how you are saving this show You and dick are my favorite podcast two fantastic entertainers And I look forward to many more years of laughter with you and the crew you fat fucking pig you piece of shit

Fuck it. All right have to say it you fucking beat. All right, you know his cat for five Mercedes-Benz makes a van called the veto there You know they really I don't know sounds plausible Shellips for five says a thing that I think will get people in trouble if I say it out loud True Doug for five join the patreon to access the Minecraft server I want to join the Minecraft server. Minecraft servers are crazy all of a sudden. They'll have like a giant Volcano layer and shit that they just created. How deep did you ever get into Minecraft?

Not at all. I played it once or twice. The Dick Show had one and I hopped on a couple times and saw it and was like, I can't get into this. This is way, way too big. I built this giant stupid castle and I'm still... You built it? Yeah. But I built it for like three years and I still hate it And I at a certain point I realized I don't think I'm ever gonna be satisfied with this stupid thing I like carved out the entire side of a mountain and I built an entire like inside What a waste and then it keeps getting filled with spiders no matter how many torches I put in the fucking thing, okay I did capture two cats though, and I have them in the castle. I don't know what that means they have cats now

I mean I assume that they have cats and that you can capture them. Yeah. Heart fart dingle door for five. So so tumble is upon us. Love you dick. I love you pig oink Christine. And you're tough for five. You know what might work is if Vito does both sides of each argument. Now that's an idea you can take to the bank. Work as if veto does both sides of each argument now that's an idea you can take to the bank Iraq 1138 for another 50 says veto. I will make this show better jiswaldi. He's the ultimate communist Shit lips for two says shit lips eats shit

Death anchor for two says TBF about Ni-G Okay, trio Doug for two says coof paid me for this super chat Thanks, I've them threads for five dick finds a way to blame all the hate on veto. I thought okay now when dick did great Captain obscure you wasn't that shitting on me. Yeah, but it says I thought dick was antagonizing and it was annoying I'm like, I don't want to bury you in this negativity Why you paid for that? We're doing a positive show It was annoying. I'm like, I don't want to bury you under this negativity For that doing a positive show Find a way to blame all the hate on veto I thought dick was the more antagonistic one and it made it annoying to listen to that. How is that hard? I don't want to hurt your feelings captain obscurity for 10 veto conflated caving and cave diving

For a bit there cave diving is an order of magnitude more dangerous than just caving or scuba diving alone. Oh yeah, so cave diving is when you go scuba-ing in like an underground cave. Oh God. Yeah, so I meant cave explorers. That sounds kind of cool though. Yeah, but then they get like, there's so many things

where they get like lost in the cave. Yeah, or stuck. You get lost in like an underground cave. Then just crawling around in a cave and getting squished. Maybe. KD for 10, as a newer listener, I noticed Vito never had thick skin, but I always figured the blubber made up for it.

Guess not. Deep surface for two, new meds are making Vito sweaty. Nobody has thick skin. And commie. That's a myth that guys have told each other, so they all believe. Yeah, nobody has thick skin and that's a myth that guys have told each other so they all believe yeah Nobody has thick skin. It's everyone has thin skin Straturgy for five. I do think it's ironic who's starting to make the biggest problem great again movement

Just saying I'm appealing veto file no ban, please. Why is it ironic? Oh cuz it's a mago Trump thing I'm doing a mago Andrew Tarfattus as I mislaid my alcoholic beverage Justin Broderick for five what a great episode. Thanks Vito. I'm doing a MAGA. Mm-hmm. Andrew Tarfatu says, I mislaid my alcoholic beverage. Justin Broderick for five. What a great episode. Thanks, Vito. I'm enjoying this. I can't wait to see my favorite movie,

The Hunt for Red. Oinktober. There you go. Andrew Tarfatu for five. I found it for a moment there. I thought I'd lost track. How many drinks I had? That's a biggest problem.

Yeah, tell me about it. Agnostic Uzumaki for ten. Vito, the point of the pirate bid is we are... I don't care. OK, cheese in my pocket. Well, Vito for five. Ben's a mock you pretend Vito the point of the pirate bit is we I don't care. Okay cheese in my pocket while Vito for five. Ben whoever you want Vito you'll never be less funny than... okay I'm already mad. Crumples for five. No shitting on guests come on. Don't say that. Crumples for five Canadian rumble of the time Vito's co-worker colluded to get him fired over his politics and not his personality. Flample for five Vito you got something on

your shirt, kudos to Dick going no nose plugs week after week. True broadcaster, can't let obstacles stop his great choice. You too have stains on your shirt. Ah, whatever. What can you do? Digital bath for ten, hey Mindy it's me Mork. Hey Mindy, it's me Mork. It's you know what you're doing with the fat team guy with the heating disorder. He's also an imp to a man child with the heating problem for the toys. Hasht is your Edo's a fat team guy with a heating disorder. He's also an imp to a man gel Who the shitty apartment for toys? Hashtag replace Edo. Okay. Well, we're gonna get it done. Alex Reinhardt for five I have the tenth pick in my 13-man fantasy league tomorrow

Who should I expect to fall to ten and who takes on the snake? I have no idea what you're talking about. Shellips for two who the fuck crashes a car skill issue digital bath again, says hashtag replace Edo. Andrew Tarfer five, I live in Lincoln, and I consider it a small win whenever Dick mentions Nebraska. Andrew for another five, says I haven't done the math, TBF, but I'm not happy about Rook big-leaguing me.

Rook, okay, did drop 100 bucks. Shellips for two, says I like Vito. Trio Doug for two, says what brand drill do you own? The Ryobis, the green ones sucks? And you tar for two eyes just bought a Rio B tile saw defective in box They get you because it looks the same and it looks like it's gonna be fine and then all that Rio B shit breaks Mellow move for five screw the parking app so he's cheaper to pay the lot found that out the hard They don't have lots anymore all the lots are now governed by the parking app

Yeah, so there's you have no choice, but to move around in the system of apps. Price fixing. It's a fucking nightmare. It'll get you every time. Yeah. Don't agree with me. I would say, hold on. Renoxis for five, I agree that haha, VitoFat is boring and repetitive.

I did my best to engage. OK, you're unbanned, Renoxis. Jesus Christ, you super chat it 10 times. Yeah, he's right. Obviously, you're back. So you got banned. Alex Reinhard chat it ten times. Yeah, he's right. Obviously you're back Alex Ryan hard for five toggle anchors into Walt RIP your TV That's still up diddle bath again says hashtag replace It's just boring Edo you and your pity party attitude is what's wrong with the show got it boring Okay, boring means it hurts

my feelings. No, it's like, okay, if we're on a roll, we're doing a great show, why would we want to read a super chat that goes, this show sucks, Vito, you're ruining the show. That's the point of paying super chats. Yeah, but- So people will say it. Okay, I get that the point is that they want me to read it. Yeah. But if I- so I'm giving him what he, a guy. That's what he's paying for. The guy who says the show sucks, I should reward him by doing what he wants and reading his dumb super chat.

That's what the money's for. Okay, but I can say that the, I think that instead of compromising the energy of the show for $5 to read a super chat about how the show sucks and the host is bad Is it not worth just going, you know what, fuck that five bucks, let's just do a great show You know what Nick has to read? He doesn't have, nobody has to But it's the point, you don't have to read them

I think you really misunderstand what this job is I think I'm reading 99% of them, but when it's just like pointlessly negative, and it's not gonna like keep the energy flowing, just fucking skip it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I read, he's had five of those. Do I need to read all five of them? Well, if they're all attached to five bucks, yeah.

Okay, do you want, when I see one. Riley's going to prison for for sending super chat? Well, that's how important it is to people to some people. It is very important. I understand Let's see faddocks the great for five. Hey Vito. I just wanted to say you're November dilly Octobies Jorbi Jimson for 10 flight insurance is awful, too I canceled a trip with a friend once because the friend got cancer insurance I wanted 10 doctors notes and the friends medical history before they refunded me took three months yeah

that's the other thing is they make you file a million pieces of paperwork Chris Schofield for two throw your rio be in the trash by Milwaukee that seems to be the way to go what's the what's the yellow one though it's Milwaukee and well DeWalt are the ones that find I heard wait but one of them recently got nailed that like all their shit started all. It's all shit. It's all shit. And you get advice from people from like 20 years ago and you're like, yeah, that factory, all their factories are owned by the same fucking people or they were bought by somebody else. The problem- None of it matters. You'll go, they'll go, don't get that one. It's made in China. And

you go- They're all made in fucking China. They're all made in China now. China bought every single one of them. Yeah. I think one of them might not be made in China, but I can't remember which one, but whatever. Odashara for 10. Vito, when I describe the show to other people, I always say it's like an Orly 2000s morning show akin to Kevin and Bean on K-Rock. The show has been excellent. Thank you. Did Kevin and Bean get sent a million little letters about how much the show sucked that they'd read every day for five dollars? Because I don't think that was part of it. God, who did?

Who got like- Primus would get that so much that their slogan is Primus sucks. Oh yeah? They got so much heat that they say Primus sucks to each other. I agree with that. Long bow for five.

Today's my birthday. Please wish me a happy birthday Vito. Happy birthday buddy. And why don't you get yourself a great birthday present of a knife This thing is pretty at where at PVK calm is a great place to get they honestly, okay? I'm not a knife guy, but I go on that website I look at them because they have like really cool fucking shit. Yeah, I kind of want to be a knife guy But they're expensive. Yeah, they're expensive. Yeah, cuz once you buy one you're like gotta buy a lot

Yeah, you end up being that guy with ten knives K-gon post over to says this is a new level of stupid No, you have no idea how stupid this can get We're having fun and that's what's important. Oh, let's see. Oh my god. Oh my god The no super chat show is going swimmingly Swimmingly the no No Super Chat Show. Okay, let's see here. ShitLips for two says, give Riley a knife.

Riley should, I'm surprised. I would imagine Riley has a knife. You're gonna have to give him a nice present to make up for how you. I didn't do anything to Riley. You did though. In what way? You like kind of. I went against his entire

You way violated his trust. I Think I violated his trust before this now. This was egregious Alright, this was bad. Well, you can send me back the donation was bail fund if you so fucking butthurt about it God forbid Okay postal for two well done Why is everyone attacking me? I gave him money to get out of jail what did I not give you enough? Why as what people are saying about your comic though? They're like oh, I didn't give enough If you gave me money for my comic you feel I've slighted you in some way. Send me a message I'm a very reasonable guy

What are you gonna get with a message? What do you mean? Well if the message is hey fatty fat oinks oinks Where's my pig slap comic book? I might go, you know what? I just I just don't get anything out of this exchange I'm gonna block you cuz I'm I don't want to deal with this But if it's hey, I'm a fan of the show and you know, I just want to be unblocked I don't block people all the time. Everyone who sends me a message is the biggest problem Twitter account I unblock. You just gotta ask. If anything it's just a it's a temporary stopgap measure. Kagon Postal 2, well-gun

well-played game of Stabby Stab. Thanks. Well-played, Dick. I love that game. I play it all the time. Try to get it between the... Don't play with that wide-ass blade though! I don't care. Play with anything. Even Bishop cut himself and he's an android. I just watched Aliens again.

It's still good. Despite what Jim was saying the other day. I think it was Jim. Neurohack for five, Vito stop on. The Super Chats are really dragging the show down. With no end in sight for Fresh Material, I'm excited for the new era. Everyone's going to start picking up their Super Chat

game, and that's the bottom line. He says spot-on though Yeah, if anybody says that I just spot on yeah, you know what? They're spot on I think I can't Kagan post for five handle it says I will always tell the bouncer I have weapons and drugs on me always honesty is the best policy Jordan Peterson told me so That guy's still alive Jordan Peterson. He's still wearing like weird clown vests and shit He looks like a fucking can't you just move to Gaza or something and get it over with I think when you're being accused of being A snake oil salesman you probably shouldn't dress like a fucking carnival barker like he looks he looks insane now He looks fucking stupid too like I love goofy you know yeah and stuff

But his just look so dumb and you that his, the weirdest thing about him always was you know how like people for their Twitter profiles, they pick their profile picture, and it's either like a picture of them, or like a picture of something they like, or whatever else. You know his profile picture is a shitty painting he made, like 20 years ago, that he's like,

it's the, I call it like the human mind, like the set, the spiral of intersection, and you're like, it's the, I call it like the human mind, like the set, the spiral of intersection. And you're like, it sucks. You're like, you suck. Stop. Uh, let's see. Digital Bath says replace Edo. Okay. Trio Doug for two, we love Vito. Scott.

I love Trio Doug. Scotty Sheep. Trio Doug's been showing up on whatnot. We've been slinging Magic Cards. I think I sold Trio Doug a PlayStation 1. So if anybody needs a PlayStation 1 Okay, I have to ship that out to him Scotty Chi for five currently drinking at a bar I thought I'd pop in to say you guys are the shit. Love you fellas. Cheers. Thank you, Scotty Chi

Dark nook for two says Vito gets all the revenue from mean super chats. That's true YouTube Here's what you gotta do if you're getting mean super chats if you say how sorry how bad it makes you feel You make them feel bad for doing it All right I'm just saying if you if you do that angle you make not only do you make them feel bad? But you embolden your supporters to attack them Okay, how that I'm just that's my I mean that's that's what how I see it I but if you if you engage with them and are mean to them,

they feel gratified because they get angrier. And they feel justified in attacking you. Okay, so hold on, let me, wait, what the fuck's happening? I don't know, is that me? No, it's probably me. Okay, so let's try this. Let's take a look.

That's why they stopped killing Christians. Okay, so- Because they would start just praying for forgiveness and they started feeling bad. Visualbathroom4two says the Edo hamnesty pork gram. Hashtag replace Edo. Yeah. Well, that doesn't make me feel bad though.

It's just like stupid. So- Okay. That's the problem. Okay. But you, oh, I'm sorry. What I was saying was lie to manipulate people's emotions. I was missing that part of my thing.

I'm pretty sure, but I'm pretty sure that if I lie and say my feelings are really hurt from the Edo Hamster-Stey Pork Ram, that's like very, that's way worse than just being, I'm- No, no, no. You gain power that way. You really hurt me with that one. You really got me. Alright, let's see. Andrew Tarr, all you had to do was stop making fun of me and it would have worked. Pretty sure that you know that it's not true.

It's 100% true. How, oh, oh yeah, I guess, what would I know about bullying people? Yeah, I'm just so out of my element. I like, fuck me. I like a little bit of ripping. I like a little bit going back and forth. I just, you know, it's gotta be a

It's got a strike of balance. We got a strike a healthy balance, and I think that's what we're doing here today Chris for two says check the pee oink box video. I did and I threw out your Pokemon I'm the guy that sent me a picture of the card! I kept the hard case though, so... Thank you for that. What card did you... I sent some Pig Pokemon card which I threw in the trash and I kept the plastic hard case to use in shipping items on my whatnot profile.

You said... There you go. That's creative though. You said for two, what do you call Pig with three I's? V-I-I-T-O. There you go. That's creative, though. It's something. You said for two, what do you call pig with three I's? V-I-I-T-O. There you go. That's pretty good.

That's pretty fucking creative. That was clever. Just eyebond for two. Does the rest of the lunchbox decal rub off too? You have to actually scratch at it. You're not supposed to fuck with it. Don't scratch. Don't scratch more of it.

I'm not. I'm just looking at it. Jesus. I'm just saying, don't start scratching into it. I had to really dig it. Jesus. I'm just saying don't start scratching into it I had to really scratch a swastika. I had to really dig into it to scratch out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you did You can still see it too. It looks you made it look worse. Whatever. That's my personal one I'm gonna have a couple extras. Yeah, what do you call it? Some of the some of the people worked on it will be getting one

Yeah, and also, um, yeah people who helped me out are gonna be getting little presents They're hopefully like them BTM reviews for a big $20 this field. Thanks for joining the show the other night guys Don't forget check out BTM reviews in the bad guy squad Eric's he's in the anti-rippa squad Yeah, the evil the evil anti-rippa guys Justin Broderick for five. Oh, no Vito with knives. God blesses all, despite Vito being an atheist and me. Thank you, Justin Broderick. SSJacon for 50 says,

Vito, I'm a huge fan and I appreciate your hard work. Dick, you too. There you go. I got your book in 2009 and it changed me. Be nicer to Vito. You know, somebody pointed out, I've never read your book. Should I?

You haven't? No. It doesn't. I mean, no, it doesn't hold up. I was gonna say, is it like still, is it still some? Well, no, there's, I mean. Does it fit the times? It seems like, is it coming back around?

Well, cause it's just making fun of fat women. So yeah, it's still, it still holds up. It's still on Amazon. But you don't get any money if I buy it on Amazon, right? Yeah, I get like a dollar. Really? I think so. I get a dollar for every one that's sold.

For each physical sale? Yeah. So you still get a check from the publisher? Yeah. Like how often? Once a year? Yeah or twice a year. Wow. Yeah. I mean I won't ask numbers but that's pretty cool. Oh no it's almost nothing now. I was gonna say. Like a couple hundred dollars every other every check. It can't be huge but that's pretty cool. It must be nice to, it's like those, you know that bar in LA where you can bring in a residual check for 12 cents and they'll give you a free beer? I don't know if they still have that.

Yeah, there's some bar. For 12 cents? Well, cause you know how some, you know the way residual checks are calculated is like a lot of these actors will just get a residual check. It's like, here's 26 cents. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you brought, I don't know if they do it anymore now

that the price of beers gone up, but it used to be that they had all these checks like taped on the walls for 26 cents, 12 cents. Yeah. You could bring it in, get a free beer. Yeah. Let's see, righty tighty 91 for two. I got a residual check from that other,

that show I was on too. Oh! Based on a true story show, just yesterday. Interesting. How- That was also not that big. I was gonna say that can't be too much because it's like a Netflix series, right? That's interesting.

I find all that very interesting. Righty tighty 91 for two. Remember Vito's bathroom pick of soap dish. I actually found the soap dish I wanna get though. I'm gonna get a new soap dish. Is it like a Pokemon? Yeah, kind of. Okay.

Why don't you put a door on? I could, I guess. I don't know. How much would it take to let somebody clean your whole place up? I have three. It's not just one curtain. It's three curtains to separate the bathroom from the rest of the house. Like layers?

Yes. It's like a shower curtain, like a liner and another shower curtain. But you need a door. I had a door and I couldn't be comfortable in it because the door was right there. Oh, so you need the space? Yeah. Oh, that's unfortunate.

Yeah, it's not that I, there was a door. Okay, you took the door off. Every time I went to the bathroom, I was like this. Okay, because the bathroom is designed in a shitty fucking way now I can spread out all right that's that's the only reason I hate the toilets in this house every single even if I even if I rehung the door the door would still be like in that space yeah yeah so it comes down to I've just put up three

you need a barn door like with the half doors yeah where you can shut the top one and leave the bottom one open. Yeah, I mean I guess. Fixed. I don't know man. I found a solution. I'm- Why don't you just show the door open? The problem is when people come over they don't want to come over because you got a fucking curtain in your bathroom. No one comes over though. No one comes to my house. What about that girl that was gonna come over? I was gonna go to her hotel Oh, that's smart. Yeah still you gotta have a door You just have to I

Didn't intend to be in that apartment as long as I've been in that apartment, you know, this is why what are you gonna do? Eventually move to a better bigger place or something. I Why were you gonna do? Eventually move to a better bigger place or something. I Don't know. I just let's put it this way I would rather shit comfortably and have a bunch of shower curtains up then be you know in a little fucking Position well, you know sometimes you have to do uncomfortable things Yeah, well I mean I've traded it for a different sort of discomfort the discomfort of having to have a shower curtain for a door instead of an actual door.

Don't you like sweat and get the shower curtain on you when you're in the bathroom? I hate that feeling. What do you mean, get the shower? Like the condensation? No, if you're taking a shit and you're sweating, doesn't it get on the shower curtain? You're like, ugh, get off of me.

I don't know. I don't think I touched the shower curtain. Oh, okay. All right. I don't remember. I don't think that hard about it, man. Pigeon for 10, Chekhov's knife. Someone's going to get stopped doing that.

She'll be back. She's definitely lying. No, she'll be back. Jay Christ-su for two. Good morning, Viet Ho! That one wasn't good. You could have skipped that. That was good. That's something. Leo for 50, good morning Viet Ho! That one wasn't good, you could have skipped that. That was good, that's something. Leo for 50, Bass, at least I haven't heard it before.

Bass Vito, King Vito, always with the rustling Jimmy's Vito. Thanks for the 50 bucks, Leo. And thanks for making the show all it can be. Andrew Tarr for two, I am officially out of drinks, good night. Andrew Tarr for five, my wife is talking to me for like a solid 10 minutes while I keep super chatting with my AirPods in.

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, $49.99. Uh-huh. Yarr, this is literally all you need the ill way to get above This is the only way to get above $49.99 on the iPhone So go walk the plank and go fuck yourself dick, but I want to see Vito's booty now I demand it. Okay. It is demanded. I'm excited. What was I gonna say?

Do we talk about do we talk about? Apple or we just let it happen. What do you mean with the with the patreon stuff? Do people going to say? Do we talk about, do we talk about Apple or do we just let it happen? What do you mean? With the, with the Patreon stuff. Do people need to know? I mean, not really. It's if you, if you subscribe on Patreon on with the app only with the app, it charges more cause Apple charges a 30% fee now.

So if you want to get a normal priced membership on Patreon, just go to the website. Don't use the app. Go to the website on your computer. And you can switch over if you went through Apple. You can just say, somehow switch it over to not being through Apple. I mean, you have to cancel it and go. Everybody's telling Apple they're insane for this. It makes no sense. It doesn't make any fucking sense, especially with the amount of money that they have. Like, yeah, why are you, why are you encouraging so many people to figure out a way around your store it's an easy way around it it's like literally just okay I just won't get it through Apple yeah it's so I really hate it I wish we could un-invent prep so that Tim Cook would get AIDS well I already got all the women in Afghanistan back in come on and the jobs

I think it would affect more than just Tim Cook is the probably worth it though No, it'd be worth it get that one. Hey guys can stop fucking each other till we reinvented. It's fine. You've tried that Lord Hades for two says I'm poor oink oink. There you go. So surgery for five Lord Hades for two says I'm poor oink oink. There you go. Stratergery for five. Imagine someone hating dicks in my ass super chats, but when they tell me how to spend my money, they get dicks in their ass.

Uh-huh, maybe people want that. Ricksonist for two, Canadian Vito stream games so I can give you more money. Well, apparently I'm supposed to stream Shin Megami Tensei. Should we do that video game challenge every month like we said? Fuck! What?

I was gonna bring the PlayStation. I was gonna do the video game challenge. We had to do it for a bonus episode though. Well I think at the end of an episode we could do like a quick one, if it was like a quick like one round of Street Fighter or something. But I would, I would have to- Nah, let's see if people- I would do a bonus episode, yeah that would be a lot of fun.

Like at the end of a bonus episode. We'll try it. Okay. Or something. Let's, let's figure out how to do it. I don't know. It might be cringe and gay, but I don't know. I don't think it would be. I think everybody likes video games.

Yeah. I mean, I would invite you to stream games with me, but you probably don't have any time for it. I've been playing GTA Online a little bit. I'd play GTA Online with you. I'd boot that up. You playing it on your PC or your PlayStation? PlayStation. Okay. Do you have that? I'm not very good with it. I have Grand Theft Auto V.

Yeah, that's the one I have. I don't know if I have it for the PS4 or the PS5, but I think they're cross-compatible. Yeah. Have you seen the GTA role-playing servers though? That's what I wanna do. I didn't know you could get on different servers. Yeah.

I just do connect to online. It might just be with the PC ones though, but there are entire communities of guys who go, no, we're doing this role playing. Like we're cops. You guys are the gang. And then they'll like roll up on the guys and go, all right, all right. All you black guys up against the wall. They're like, man, why you keep shaking us down, man? They talk like that? Yeah, exactly. They're, they're legitimately role playing on GTA. And then all of a sudden he's like, You got anything on you, boy? And he's like, All I got is this piece.

And then they're like, Oh shit. Yeah, well, yeah. Because then the guys who are role-playing as the black guys. You can't say that as a cop even though. They're role-playing, yeah. Well, there's a bad cop. Internal affairs are going to be on their ass. Hey man, it's the GTA cops.

They're corrupt. And then a big gun battle starts up. Now what I like to do I got the one friend who always goes I want to roleplay as the hooker and you why do you want to roll? What is this? Yeah? I like to find guys that are still because they're messing with their menu And then I kill them and then find them when they respawn because they're still Messing with their menu, and I kill them again, and I just do that over and over and over

messing with their menu and I kill them again and I just do that over and over and over. Dude, it's pretty fucked up. Did you ever play Left 4 Dead? No. I loved that game. That was a good multiplayer one where you could just brutalize people. Andrew Tarr. Alright, so that guy's a fan of yours again now. Right.

Renoxis. We're going to stream some games and I'm going to send you a little extra something in your super killer package. Okay. So now people don't have to be mean and you don't have to block people everybody who uh Thanks to me. Thanks Dick saved the show There's a narrative arc there's a narrative arc and

Then the show ends with you stabbing me in the throat with the knife I've introduced Well now I've so become so accustomed to doing the switch in and out. Yeah, I've noticed if I'm holding this I'm tempted to do it Like oh shit. I just hit it has a thing where if you put it up against something it can't come out Yeah, that's what Tesla said well. I mean it still kind of comes wrong, but then it gets stuck You then you gotta pull the blade all the way out just pull it it all the way out and it'll re-catch the mechanism. Okay.

There you go. God, these are fucking addictive. I get it. I get the knife guys now. My wife asked how much I spent on Super Chats tonight and I told the truth. I have idea. I make all the money, lol. Thank you, Andrew. Take that.

Andrew for another two says she's still talking, AirPod's still in. Man. Son of a bitch. Clap chapter destroyer for five, me personally, I love Vito. I love you too, buddy. Pigeon for ten, Commissar Vito, Communist Vito, always with the unfaust shits. Desert Pirate Furtusa, sad day when Vito ended. I got a new toilet seat, by the way.

I did not break that toilet seat. There's no way well it broke if I broke it how do you know that I broke it I don't think I've ever sat on that the last time I sat on that one must have been like an infinite amount of time ago well somebody broke it if I ever sit on a toilet I use the upstairs one because that one is terror I would never take a shit on that toilet it's pretty tight in there that bathroom is so tight There's no way a fat guy's trying to take a shit in there. That's true

Okay, but you had all week to come up with that reason bro You would have said that right away I ripped a door off a bathroom so I could shit comfortably and you have three different bathrooms in the house the idea that I would Ever take a shit in that little closet. Yeah, sanity. That's why I was surprised. I would just go upstairs There's no way I have never sat on that thing. Let's see. Desert Power for Two, sad day when Vito ended the show. Well, we saved it. We brought it back. Nate Rangler for ten. Instead of taking criticism, bettering himself, Vito decides to block the supporters. I pulled my Patreon because I'm gay.

I pulled my Patreon. Oh. Oh. Well, you don't get any bonus episodes. You're not gonna get the bonus episode. Okay, I poked my Patreon. Well you don't get any bonus episodes. You're not gonna get the bonus episode where we play video games and have fun. That's what you get. Yousef or two says I could be the Costco pig. I could get a pig mask and I could go to the Costco. I'm the Costco pig and I'm upset about all my brothers being murdered in the hot dog line No, no, no, no, people just want to hear about deals

I know All they want to do is like I want to be the Costco racist Pizza, check it out All they want to hear about is the stupid price of the hot dog You can do every- Hey, I'm the Costco hot dog is- dollar fifty guy Did you know that the guy said if you rate make it more than dollar fifty

he'll shoot you? That's what we've got today everybody See you next time And then every episode is that same fucking trivia piece over and over and over. I have a picture of a guy in the Costco line wearing a t-shirt that says, if you ever raise the price of a hot dog, I'll kill you.

God damn it. You are to the Costco. I mean, I can't judge. I have a Costco hot dog t-shirt I made. Stu K for two, Costco pig, Costco Mario, Costco Tubman, Costco Jew. It's the Costco Jew! Hey! Look at these prices here!

Costco Harriet Tubman? If there was an account called the Costco Jew, I would absolutely follow the Costco Jew. And it's Gosha! Can you believe it? I'm kind of sick of anti-semitism honestly like Wow cool, I don't think that's any service. I genuinely love Jewish comics and Jewish comedy I find it funny imitation is the highest form of flattery don't do that. Don't don't make

The fun of their own foibles you ever see one. What's his name? They they had those two old guy They're pretending to be two old Jews. It was the one, fuck, I can't remember either of them. Anyway, Jews will do that voice. I don't remember that. And I went to Cannes recently and that was the best sandwich I've had in a while. Well there's a lot of voices people do that you can't do. Yeah. Like all of them. Well I've realized, I don't know if I've discussed this on the show, but the new comedy is to do racist characters, but it's okay, because you're the race you're being racist as. Like that Uncle Roger guy who just goes, I'm Uncle Roger, go make some fried rice. And you go, oh, you're just being a racist stereotype, but it's okay, because you're actually an Asian guy.

Because he normally just talks like, oh yeah, well Uncle Roger's a character I invented and blah. Yeah, we all invented that character. Yeah, we all invented that character. No, Andy Rooney invented that character, okay? You don't get the big credit for that. Oh, you know, I really like tapping into my culture. Yeah, you know, well, because growing up,

you have uncles that, you know, kind of speak in this way. Let's see. Donut Lord for two. Costco Ho goes to Home Depot. I'd watch that. Zeta Quincell for two says, I could be the Costco bus because I'm so large. She was being nice to you earlier, I think.

Is that a lady? I'm not even sure. Storm Crowe 900 for 10 says, capitalism is a term, was actually a termed by Karl Marx Services is the human default caveman traded things for other things no wonder Speaking of that didn't you go to a card show recently were you swapping cards? I didn't swap anything No, no, did you have fun was it interesting? I kind of felt bad. I missed out It was fine. Yeah, there's a lot of those in California lately.

Yeah. Have you been watching the videos though, of the cat scanning? Yeah, I saw some of those. That's crazy. To see what the hologram is inside the pack? Well, they, so first of all they can scan the Pokemon packs, especially the old ones, to figure out which card's in there. Yeah. So the value of all those, if the market was was rational should go to whatever the lowest hollow card is Well, cuz now yeah, but they don't have to admit that they scanned it. Yeah, but that could be you have to assume

Yeah, that is part of the problem. I don't know it's weird. It's the same with magic cards You know the old magic packs were white and if you held them up to the light You can see the cards that are inside all of them all the like original Man like alpha and beta packs. Yeah, you can just see inside them. Yeah, so like people will be like Oh, it's an unsearched pack and I go how the fuck you know it's why would you not if there's a potential that it's a $40,000 black lotus I'm not I can't afford that shit But also because the sports cards guys, you know, they do the crazy fucking metal cases that like inside could be like, yeah Yeah, so now they're scanning those briefcases and being like yeah

There's a fucking Hank Aaron piece of a bat inside that one and this one's trash and you're like, oh man They've that whole collectors market is fucked. I find that all very interesting I watched a lot of videos about like how the comic collecting market is even though I don't buy any of that stuff I'm just finding it interesting Andrew tar five I don't know if you realize how much time has passed since I started talking but my wife is still talking It sounds like a lot you better not charge these back That would be horrible Matchelismo for two makes a little eight to the D. Yeah, just I've been five says videos the Minecraft castle euphemism for your comic. Yes

Agla bitch for two I'm already I'm already putting in good work on the second one I'm already putting in good work on the second one all this past... Whatever, nobody cares. Oglevich for two, Marxism, Leninism, Stalinism, Vito-ism. Eden for two, screw the Titanic bit, Vito is the Titanic. There you go. DSKoopa, good friend of the show for ten, says great episode. Thank you, sir.

Renaxis for two, Canadian so much for the no super chats. People have things they need to say. Andrew Tarfer five, sorry I should have said this earlier. Double D Latino. There you go. Great. Don't say my name if you read this. Little late. Renaxis for two, Vito does not understand the rule of yes and sometimes I do.

Aspartane brain tumor for two, cum, plumbo for five. We pay to hear you read. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Okay. Bayes retarded for five. Was worried about the medallion getting to Richard, but it's been staring over his shoulder in DeVito's soul week over week. Maybe that's what happened.

Looking forward to his descent. Arr. No, no, no, no, no. The, uh. Arr. The fire rises. Is that what Ben says? I don't know.

The fire rises, brother. That was a't know. The Fire Rises, brother. That was a stupid movie. It was pretty bad. You know it's bad because Tony from Hack the Movies is in it. Yeah. Well, you made that movie suck. Digital Bath for five is crying again. Agnostic Uzumaki for five.

Two weeks in a row I tell Vito something nice and he refuses to read it. Oh, yeah, that's true. What did I miss? It's because you skipped chats. No. Noah J. Walsh for 7 Canadian. I'm surprised veto is so low-energy Considering he's built like a C battery. That's clever. That's different. There's worse batteries. Renox is for 5 Canadian last time we made Veto 2032 batteries worse. The very round ones? I got a bunch of those. You need them for all your old video games The very round ones? I got a bunch of those. You need them for all your old video games. Rhinox is for five Canadian last time we made Vito feel bad he cried. No, that's not why. Now he's shitting on us for feeling bad about it.

Odysseus for five USD. Vito, it's just Vito just be a woman and cry. If I was trans for I mean I am trans if I was I was more trans I might go that around We're not just for two Canadian Vito. No one comes over wonder why? There's no room in my apartment. It's full of trash so toys monkey for ten videos quite fat That is an understatement the comic is the comic is late dick paninski for two videos. Okay, I guess The comic is late. Dick Paninski for two, Vito's okay, I guess. I guess he is. Oklovic for two, how often do people sweat when they take a shit?

A lot. Andrew Tarr for five. Especially when they're hungover. That's funny. All the time. Andrew Tarr says, I have two copies of Better, Better, and Women, one signed, and I am pretty drunk by now.

Ronox is for a big 20 Canadian video games, do it for fuck's sake. Do it for fuck's sake. I would love to stream more games. John Briggs bad news for two So I'm pretty sure there is a Costco G. Well, not there's only one way to be sure not the guys who own Costco I meant like a character Big show we're not allowed to do anymore. Nah, you can do it. Ohhhhhhh You changed my mind.

You changed my mind. The man who tweets about the DuBois is a Vito's booty. What's in the box? You know you want it. Vito's booty. So I get on the scale and I smash it to shit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty, tempted. Yarrrrrr. Now that we have these cool knives. Okay, yeah. Now that we have these cool knives. Yeah. I'm hoping there's something bad in there. Okay. That we could destroy with these knives. I've got bad news for you. What? Are you gonna get on the scale or not? And I'll give it to you. What's the

bad news? I spoke too quickly without getting a final answer. What are you gonna do, Vito? What's it gonna be? Why don't I not risk it too bad? Why don't I get on the scale? But then if it's bad, I can just cut it up with my own knife. Why would you cut it up with your own knife? So it's a win-win? Okay! No matter what. Here it goes! Here it goes! Woo! On the scale!

Here we go! Uh huh, uh huh Wahoo! Well, are you on? No. Did you get on? No, still fucking calculating Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Oh yeah! You lost point two pounds That's a booty and I ate a whole thing of fettuccine alfredo before I came over here I hope it's something I can stab with my knife It's rare It's an original

Oh this is okay Something good I know that it's good Why? Because it doesn't have the? Amazon renewed certified refurbished product a copy of Final Fantasy X 2. It's X 2? For the PlayStation 2. That's a rare collectible. PlayStation 2. Why on earth? What are you doing? You're taking out of the package. It's a what package? The Amazon package. Oh, literally is just a copy of Final Fantasy X2. I didn't check it. Is that really in there? Yeah, there you go. First I thought it wasn't worth anything, but then I thought why would somebody send in such a crappy thing?

I thought it would be something fun to destroy with a knife, but I'm not gonna destroy a CD. You know, you don't have to get on the scale. You could always say no. Yeah, but what if someone cool is gonna be in there? Now I have nothing to destroy with a knife. Do we have any Mother's Milk kicking out or something? No, you're not- don't do that. You're gonna hurt yourself. Here's my good friend, Dr. Disrespect.

You are definitely gonna hurt yourself. It's kinda- AHHHHH That's a very- No, no, no, no, no, don't do it that way! Which way do I do it? Towards your hand! Are you crazy?

Alright, so right- right on the- UGHHHHH Stop! It's not your hand, are you crazy? Right on the... Uhhh, stop! The knife's not meant to do that! I know, it's not a sawing type knife I was gonna stab the mother's milk box with the knife You would've cut your hand 100% chance Let me try with your knife

No, alright that's it Congratulations on your PS2 game Thank Thank you it's worth like three dollars I'll sell it on whatnot guys whatnot.com slash invite slash veto comedy get $15 off your first whatnot purchase and we will do a video game show tell us how to do it Tell us what you want to see I need to update this top supporters graphic because we lost about half these people and But this is one of the best episodes ever. If you find yourself sarcastically agreeing with negative people, you're probably not doing the right thing.

Look, the knife matches the color of the veto file. That's perfect. Remember when you said that you're a pedophile and that you're gonna fuck kids online? Yeah. Was that a good thing, do you think? I think it resulted in a lot of fun. I think it ended up working out. It seems like kind of the same sort of emotions going into that that went into this week.

But I feel like that drama, without that drama, what are we even doing? Just like comedy, not constantly being called a pedophile and all that shit? I think that without that this show would not exist, huh? Is there has anyone ever done anything wrong in your mind? Well, it's all a real Goldberg device I mean if you kill a guy, but then yeah, I'm curing Oh, okay At the end of the day you cured cancer, right? The broken window fallacy Absolutely

Hahahaha Okay, goodbye everyone Best episode ever! Thanks for all the super chats you fucking idiots Hahahaha