The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 171

Episode Date: January 4, 2025

Everyone likes the openings to start with. Oh shit. Or me going, what are you doing? Ah. Well, I guess it was already live on Twitter cause you had, that's funny. Yeah. That's pretty good.

And you're already talking about Chinese people. I know. Well, I got a lot to say about those nice people. La la la la la la Can I hear it? We have an 8200% again HAHAHAHA That starts it over Oh shit Just start the fucking show.

What do you need the fucking intro? Turn it off there. Somebody says, Jesus Christ, my god damn ears. Was that good? Because you were playing the intro at a 200% speed. We're going to do it like that every time now. That's good. It's a nice change of pace. Jesus Christ, my god damn ears, because you were playing the intro at a 200% speed. We're going to do it like that every time now.

That's good. It's a nice change of pace. It's a new theme song. Da da da da, da da da da da, da da da da. Ah. First real show about Chinese people. First real show of the new year. Oh, yeah.

Good to see you. Well, I was going to say, I think the Asians are still reveling, because I tried to go out to dinner last night. I was pegged on a random Thursday. Here comes the text Why is the theme song like Mickey Mouse? Well, we did a you went out to dinner I tried to go to the Chinese were interfering with that

It's a 45 minute wait to get into the Italian restaurant. Whoo, cuz of the Chinese, huh? Yeah, I was like you compress Are the Italians double speed double speed on this ah I wanted to get some calamari Do you have two problems about food today? These people voted up about food, and I guess I do have an actual problem. That's kind of about food as well What do you mean kind of? Something kind of about related to food. It's not the food, but it's an item. You'll see.

I don't want to spoil it. Someone's saying the gain is way high. Mics are really hot? Okay. How about that? Test one, one, two. Check, check, check, check. Test one, one, two.

Really hot audio? Well hold on give it a second. I'm telling you she says audio is messed up. Keeking audio. Someone's saying the gain is way high. Mic's are really hot? Okay. Let's see. Check check check. How about that?

That's bad. Test one one two. Check check check check. I mean it's still blown out? Really hot audio? Hold on give it a second. I'm telling you she says audio is messed up. Peaking audio. Someone's saying the gain is way high. Maybe we should just start over. Way better. Way better. Sounds way better. Okay. Okay. Should we just do the show? People are saying it's a little hot Can you put it down a little more? It's right at zero. Okay. That's like, that's in the past though, man. Well, you gotta remember that. Audio. Hold on. That was us listening to ourselves. I don't f- I don't know. Ahhhhh,

audio issues. Good start to the new year. Good start to a new year. Well, you know what, guys, this is what six dollars pays for Listening to ourselves Six bucks the new six dollar intro six dollar biggest problem experience. Oh man What you better buck? wake up I'm gonna get a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a a shoe? I don't fucking know. No, that doesn't make any sense to me. Is a pajit a shoe? What's a pajit? I don't know.

What's a yeet? It's gotta be a shoe. A yeet. LVH sent that in. If you can help, please super chat. I feel like people need to send in explanations of the rhymes as well. Well, I think in the context clues,

you could get a yeet as a shoe. A wheelless yeet? Wheelless yeets. Like, but like Y-, why E E T? Man, what is the spelling gonna fuckin' help you out in this? Yeah, it actually would! Are you gonna fuckin' consult your... Well, cause to yeet is to, you know, to toss something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. But what else is it? It's a shoe. It's gotta be a shoe. It doesn't have to be a shoe. I mean, how sick Matt's joining me is vetoed just well, dude. It could be the idea that you're getting tossed out, but not because of your footwear.

Well, then why would he say what would be Will's list about that? Whatever. I'm not reading, I've copied it! Good rhyme. You want to get into the Costco stuff or the Chinese stuff? What Costco stuff? Is it going to be Chinese? Are you talking about my exciting viral video which I was not oh no, but you want to talk about that

No, I don't want to keep talking about it It's one of those things are like you had a huge success and you managed to turn that into a big argument Yeah for some with someone that hates you. Puppet guy? Yeah the puppet guy. Well cuz he was doing a ripoff verse who famously hates me for no reason I understand. Uh... He's in another one of those threads going... He says it over and over what he hates you for. Oh, like, what is it?

I don't want to repeat. I mean, I don't want to put words in his mouth. Well, he said it cause I'm not funny. Right? There you go, yeah. That's okay. So you do know. Yeah, but like, normally when I think a guy's not funny, it's like, I don't think that

guy's funny, you know? What about Mr. Beast? Move on? No. Well, Mr. Beast is a genuine homicidal maniac who at some point will ruin the world. But he's like, well, you're not funny and you've never been funny and nothing you do is funny. If you were funny, and he said, you you know videos on social media that got views and I go

So like that one for two days ago, they got 30 million views and went like incredibly viral, right? I said what let me see this night LinkedIn. He goes that doesn't count and I'm like, alright fine I don't know. I guess not What's the video what did you the video is the video that you made there's a video of a Fine. Does it count? I don't know! I guess not! Does it not count? Well, what's the video? What did you? The video is... What's the video that you made?

There's a video of a special needs child in Costco, and he's climbed atop the TV display. And you recorded that? I found footage of it. I did not record it myself. OK. So he's up there, and he's throwing TVs down and breaking stuff.

And you put in, like... and his family is pleading with him They're going please King Kong stop because apparently the child is a big fan of the King Kong movies and is Trying to emulate his hero King Kong. Okay making monkey noises and such that sounds cool, right? So that's hilarious. So you found the video and you posted it and got millions of views. It's a good find I found the video. OK. And then I did my classic veto maneuver, which look, I'm not claiming I'm a comedy mastermind, but I said, well, it would be funny if there was a guy yelling

in the background going, look at this kid and look at what he's doing. OK. Similar to my other viral video. Another guy, an additional guy. Right. I had another viral video where a guy was yelling at a lady who was trying to stop a landslide. Yeah, yeah.

That got like millions of views as well. I said, well let's try to replicate my viral success. You know the best thing about comedy is explaining comedy. I said, well that's, I don't know, it would be funny to add that. You know it kind of annoys me when you say that because it's like you're kind of declaring yourself like the expert of comedy like you know What's mixed comedy grits explaining calm like okay? What are you? I don't look I just honestly I didn't think it was too good to explain the joke. What is your deal? I mean, I'll say this when I made that video. I was like well

This isn't as funny as the witch one, but it's okay. That's the sweet spot. Yeah something. That's not funny So that will really take off. I guess I mean it's like it's not funny. That will really take off. I guess! I mean it's like funny enough. It doesn't make me like burst out laughing. But for some reason, I mean there's a number of reasons. For some reason it's gotten to like 33 million views on Twitter. Why can't I find it? Because it's supposed to on my VNN account. Oh yeah, your fake news thing? Yeah, the Victory News Network. Okay. Oh, yeah, your fake news thing. Yeah, the Victory News Network. Okay

So I said look, I'm not claiming I'm the greatest comedy mastermind of all time But if you're saying how come you never make videos they get you know, so I mean that you're funny. I think I Well cuz you're saying like I'm not saying I'm the greatest comedy mastermind. Like are you saying that you're funny? I think I'm funny. Okay. I think at this point, if you had to like come up with an objective declaration of, I'm not saying I'm the greatest comedy. I'm not saying I'm the tallest man in the universe.

I make content and millions of people seem to find it funny, so I'd go, I think I'm pretty okay at this. I'm not terrible at it. So you made this video you were in Costco No, I found a video and I added my voice to it okay I ripped off Michael Rapaport's bit from like ten years ago, okay? Okay, well this is the video. Oh yeah on Twitter. You don't get to hear the no you can hear you I'm gonna hear the you have to click out of your way and Shit

What the fuck's going on man? I'm at the casco and there's this retarded kid tweaking the fuck out knocking all the TVs down And I'm not trying to be racist, but he's doing it. He's making all these fucking monkey noises It's screaming about how he's King Kong. He does that in the video! Security, get the fuck up there! He does it in the video! Oh, there goes another one! He goes, ooh, ah, ah! Another TV destroyed by the mighty King Kong!

King Kong, no! Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! How long did it take for you to say something racist? There's nothing rac- I said in the video, I'm not being racist, but... He is making monkey noises and calling himself King Kong Somebody clock it the time of the racism started at this time It's not racist

It's a Shit, well Okay, well then everybody in the comments is probably like what a hilarious voiceover There is a lot of that A lot of people are going I mean everybody's making the same comment They're going is that Bill Burr did Bill Burr get into of the Costco Why are you posting this video now so people can watch? well

That's why I Mean I think you're I think you're bit of putting the audio over stuff great. It's fun. It's like a stupid shit You gotta do it every day. I mean I think you should guy that does that yeah, I mean it's it's word every day. I mean, maybe I should. You could beat the guy that does that. Yeah, I mean, it's worked every day. It's surprisingly worked on multiple occasions. I also had the one with the guys fighting in the U-Haul, which was pretty funny. Mm-hmm. Yeah, maybe I will. I don't know. Every day. It is like one of those things. If you don't, everyone will beat your ass. Yeah. With like soap and socks. If everyone's, if someone sees you on the street They got a well I'm excited to see if this actually because it's on Twitter right where you only get money from your post So right now it's at 33 million views. Oh, yeah, which would be like a decent chunk of ad revenue I think would be at least a grand. Okay, you could pay your artist

I could pay my artist comic out a mint salad for trading card or whatever the fuck she's complaining about If I get community noted though, that's the problem these things if somebody decides to add a community note or they go Actually, that's not Costco. That's BJ's or something. Yeah, just something stupid is that you lose all your ad revenue Aren't you buddies with Ian miles Chungus or something? Yeah, I think it I think Ian miles is gonna help me He's got a mod get me in a El Elon's ear so we can get around that issue. Yeah, him and Elon are thick as thieves. Anyway, look, I don't- okay, if you don't think I'm funny, that's fine. They're like brain-hurt.

But I gotta argue all day with the puppet guy about how I'm not funny, and he goes, Oh, you don't know who you're messing with. I'm co- You have no idea who you're messing with. And I'm like, what the- what do you mean? Oh, yeah! Wait, this is what you ended it on, which is the most escalation I've ever seen outside of like prison. Well, cause he's basically, okay, yeah, sure.

Go take a look. See what you, Justin Wang retweeted. Justin Wang did retweet it. Comedy. Okay. Well, cause he keeps, he keeps tweeting at me. He's like, you do not know who you're messing with. You do not know.

Why does he keep, why does he keep tweeting at tweeting it like he just keeps tweeting to the same tweet that you have? No over and over. Oh, you're just gonna say it's because I keep retweeting him Oh, he retweets this to different tweets that you have the way you're arguing with him. I keep Getting into it with him. Okay, because he won't I don't know cuz he's posting dude I'm not the one saying I'm coming to your fucking house or whatever Does he's saying? Yeah, they're okay so he says do keep it up that's the one you're looking for so you said Look at what he said right before that here. Yeah

You said You said so come to my house and blow my brains out with a shotgun then. What the fuck can I do about it? Well, he says, keep it up, you have no fucking idea who I am or who you're talking to. So your response to that is come to my house and blow my brains out with a shotgun? Yeah, because basically, you have no idea who I fucking am, you have no idea what I'm capable of. Okay, come kill me. Like, what am I supposed to do with a shotgun? Yeah, because basically, you have no idea who I fucking am, you have no idea what I'm capable of. Okay, come kill me. Like, what am I supposed to do with that information? Wait, he didn't say capable of, he said, keep it up. You have no fucking idea

who I am at all, or who you are talking to. That's accurate. This was after him saying, you know, is that accurate or not? Is what? Do you know who he is? Oh no, no, I don't. Somebody sent me a pic. I know he's like a like a former stunt guy or something. So what he's saying is accurate. Yeah, that is accurate. Well, cuz right I think right prior to that he said he's coming he's coming to me. He's coming to my house And I said we're okay cool. We're gonna have gay sex and then he said don't and then he responded with Cool let's have he's coming to my house. We're gonna have gay sex

He said you don't know me and you don't know what you're talking about or something You know who you're talking to yeah, and you said come blow my brains out with a shotgun Well, he had previously said something else that was along the lines of like keep running your mouth. You'll see what happens I don't know exactly what it was Was it something with a shotgun or no? I'm just saying it's like one of those things where when a guy tells you like you have no fucking idea Who you know who I am? Like keep running your mouth. It's like okay. Well, where do you want this to go? What do you want to have happen? What do you want to have happen? I wanted to come blow my brains out with a shotgun. I don't care anymore. I'm so sick of this like stupid- Why do you just ignore

it? Because it's just this guy- I don't know, it's funny to interact with a guy. It's funny when a guy goes, the thing about Vito is he's not a real comedian. He doesn't even make like comedy videos that get any views and I go two days ago I made one that got 30 million views 40 Is it at 40 now? I think so. Yeah, like 33. Yeah so Look and again, that's not to brag. It's to say 33.4. Okay, I'm not bragging about the numbers I'm just going like you can't say Vito never makes anything that anybody finds funny

Yeah at the time I have probably my most viral video tweet I've ever made that might be I think it's my second most popular tweet of all time Wow It's great whatever It is it is it is far bigger than I thought it would be cuz I just shit that thing out I'm like, this is funny. Whatever. I did not expect 33 million views. What's your next one? I got a couple different videos that I've been wanting to dub over like Like I got some Asian stuff. I got some Asian stuff

Yeah, and you go like wow, he blew it. I'm a guy getting hit in the nuts with a football He goes should watch down for that football Yeah, that's good. See, but then I suggested, I was thinking about who's good at voices and I was like, you know who would be good at doing this would be Carl. Oh, Carl. No, no, you're complicating it. No, I'm not gonna say- You do one a day, like-

Yeah, I'm gonna do it myself. That guy farting, remember that congressman farting in his yeah, and you're like nice fart That's comedy golf or better yet, and he farts I look out for that football And that'll just be my thing it'll be all the videos. I love it. Yeah, it's a gimmick. Okay, whatever I'm making tick tock slop who cares Fun the right-of-way disrespectors. Hey, I won the can you then the zipper disrespectors also second place amazing? Yeah, I kind of cheated with that but the war on jocks third probably a lot of nerds in the audience Bob Dylan worshippers 52

And then no adult Healy's in last place in the negative and explicably yeah I well I think the problem was that we discovered adult Heelys exist it's still a problem how I don't have adult Heelys then the problem is you not having them not no adult Heelys these guys had all week to send me some maybe they'll be in the vetoes booty box Washington 23 says Cadbury was bought by a US company, Mollandays, in 2010. They changed the recipe to save money and now it's vile. That's why the king don't bother with it.

I don't think that's actually why he stopped. Somebody told me it was like they started supporting Israel. So they were like, ah, we don't wanna, we don't wanna be controversial or something. I don't know. Check out our bonus episode. It's We Raise the Price. Because we're doing a much bigger, longer, funnier

style of episode from now on. I mean it wasn't good. We did- That one felt a lot better. The end of year episodes I think are good. Yes. Now that's why we raised the price. Why we fucked everyone over and decided to not grandfather anyone in that's not fucking them over

Why would they be grandfathered in we already had this argument on the bonus episode if you want to know Yeah, okay, listen to the bonus episode being fucked over there's no ads on the YouTube we got plenty of bonus content Yeah, and yeah, I'm finally paying our clip guy. Why don't you pay me? I? Do pay you where what happened? Where's your checkbook? It's at my house. Okay. I wrote the checks I'll send you a scan of them or whatever okay? Grando says wife wife's having another existential crisis over hearing the teabag problem Hopefully I'll see less pots trying to boil with the lid off. Fuck that bitch, lol.

I saw a couple people worried about the cancerous tea bags. That was the tea bag problem he's referring to. Was that true what you were saying about them? I mean, I probably oversold it, but it said that it's not good. It's not good. It's not good for an item that is specifically being put into a hot liquid, which is then directly consumed into your body.

It's like kind of a perfect storm of, well, there probably shouldn't be a lot of plastic in that. Okay. Onion Desu says, Vito described that crappy movie in the most obtuse way possible, just listing a bunch of famous people in it for three minutes. Oh yeah. I never learned what that movie was about.

When I tell people the cast list of Southland Tales, they go, how have I not seen this movie? But why? Why would it be any good? It's just a list of people. Yeah, but it's like a fever dream of a movie. When's the last time you saw Justin Timberlake and Kevin Smith in the same movie? I wouldn't want to see either of them.

Janine Garofalo and The Rock. The Rock is the only one. Janine Garofalo's scenes mostly got cut. I think they all got cut from the theatrical release. Aaron says, you know, if Vito would finish Superkiller, he could start making money that way instead of raising the prices on Patreon. It's an interesting thought Just thought you'd like to know that

Metadonut as a producer. I have a second comic project that I'm working on as well So that's what's this one called. Super Superkiller. Super Superkiller. I don't have a title yet. He hunts down super killers I gotta think of a good title for it super killers. I gotta think of a good title for it. All I can say is it's a... It's the ghost of... It's the ghost of the girl whose likeness was used for super killer hunting down super killer from royalties. Well this will be something if I you know this is gonna be a fun little side project to put out there. Is it gonna be in a zine? Yeah maybe it'll be in my zine. My very popular zine. Can you give us any hints? It might be, it might have a World War II flair to it. Like a Sergeant Rock type situation. What the hell is Sergeant Rock?

Sergeant Rock and his howling marauders or whatever. What's that? It's the Marvel comic. Oh, that's another comic. Okay. Yeah. Is it gonna be a comic? Yeah. Or is it gonna be like, you shouldn't even say what it is. Just say like it's an idea. It's an idea, it's a concept. Yeah. It's like a-

Hybrid. Yeah, it's like an art- Entertainment. It's like a performance piece. The way Superkiller is. A little bit of food. A little bit of food. A little bit of media.

It's a curated box of snacks, is what I'd say. You produce it. It's the first content that you, the viewer, media. It's a curated box of snacks, is what I'd say. You produce it. It's the first content that you, the viewer, produce. You think about what it could be, and yes. Funding begins yesterday. Funding begins yesterday. Meta Donuts, as a producer of the show, who recently raised his investment input, Your movie reviews suck. I saw some mixed reviews of the movie reviews

where some people, I mean, I don't know. I like doing movie reviews, I do. Well, you like watching movies. Yeah, I know. And then talking about them. I don't know, I guess I can't really consider myself like a film expert or anything. High Wind says, I could have been an aerospace engineer, but I watched too much Saved by

the Bell. Yeah, me too, man. Put a question on the comments if you like the movie reviews. Yeah, you know. I think the problem though is that I'm like, well, we should review. They're fun. They're fun, but like, we were thinking about reviewing Nosferatu. Yeah.

I don't know if that would have been good, though. Well, it's just us bullshitting about movies. Yeah. I mean, that's the, that's what it is. But like, the movies that I find the most fun to bullshit about, you seem to not be as interested in bullshitting about. I, no, I, it's a hard, it's hard for me to watch stupid movies. Like, you don't care about the Marvel slop,

and you don't care about the Star Wars slop Whereas I find it like tremendously interesting to pick apart Swap. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, cuz it's like oh my god They had so much money and a staff of the most diverse talent Hollywood's ever had to offer Every black woman in America got to write half of this movie. I think and for some reason it's not good This went wrong Oh Man, yeah, I started watching the madness on Netflix. What's the madness? It's about a black guy It's an altar. It's an alternate world. They don't tell you this in the previews of the commercials

It's an alternate universe where this black guy, who is like one of the most famous black guy in America, is fighting a shadow organization of white supremacists. Okay. He witnesses a murder and the Proud Boys are like, well organized and not retards. Okay, so it's not actually an alternate universe. You're making a joke.

Yeah. It's like if every black woman's fantasy became a movie with really well done acting, but just confoundingly stupid. An insane universe where the Proud Boys are a well oiled machine. Yeah, where racism exists to a degree, where racism against black people exists to a degree

that in the real world racism against white people exists It's a flip. It's like the Twilight Zone Rod Serling gets out at the beginning and goes what if racism against black people was a thing? Where there was no racism against white people and in fact Rod that's crazy. It was against black people. No, that's the most absurd idea Are you are you in you? Are your recommendations? Only black movies now aren't did you watch the lady mail carrier movie? I took a deal on net on my Netflix. Yeah, it's like 1299 and says Would you like it for 1199 and we can't tell you what that will mean Probably what it's cheaper, but you have to watch this one specific movie

And you're like well as long as it's not directed by Tyler Perry I'm like a tattler Perry presents Madea pops up in every movie on a motion goes Black lady mailman movie Twice shut up it looked it actually looked I'm like well. That's not the most uninteresting topic It looked it actually looked I'm like well. That's not the most uninteresting topic What is that? But what is that genre the genre of there's a you know black women had jobs? Well, they did it for that rocket movie. They're teaching them how to show up on time So shut up. I've seen yes, it's true

the guy goes, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- You must be waking me up for church, huh? Um... Eat a little bit of grits in the cafeteria mess and then it's off to sorting mail. And then they go sort mail. Yeah, well see that's the problem with these movies is like And actually you think it's, this isn't me, they make a point of this in the movies is like none of them can read, so you So they like, yeah so Michael

Chickless, you know the shield from Breaking Bad, He's like Damn, they can't even read that's not Michael chickless. That's a Dean or whatever Dean Coons he goes. Yeah, they can't even read like well hell no All right, and then they go they go to the sorting and they they have to put it together with other clues They have to learn what letters are? Yeah, it's crazy. Starting from the basics. Fascinating.

I also didn't see the one where they're in NASA. What's that one called? Hidden Figures. Hidden Figures. Hidden Figures. It's pronounced Figures. Hidden Figures. It is not pronounced like that.

They invent a new double zero. Yeah. You know how the Indians invented zero? The black women invented their own double zero. Double zero. Wow. Yeah, isn't that crazy? Cause one of them, they ran their credit. Like I've never seen this number before. Like what the hell, we gotta bring this to NASA.

Okay. Jamie says Nobody's bringing up the most important part of VIVIC's nerds creed. Corey was not the cool guy in Boy Meets World. His friend Sean was. Corey was a clueless dork who mr Mcgood his way into Topanga's hot puss He was eight when that series started, but he did do that. He did get in the puss at a certain point. Yes Sean was cool cuz he was like poor

Yeah, that's true I'm one like the poor kids and the were always like cool because they're from the other side of the tracks? Poor man. They gotta make do. And then Doug fucked it up by giving Roger all this money. And you're like, no, Roger, yeah, in the second season when it went to Disney bought Doug and then proceeded to ruin Doug. I didn't watch that. By making Roger a rich kid. Electrical Joe says, Vito can you make super killer dildos? What a jokester. You gotta go to the hospital because they never come out. Yeah! They always stay in there. I get it.

FR8424, Vito not liking the fat guy singing over the rainbow song. Figures, Vito's allergic to talent. Do people really like that song? I don't get it. Everyone loves that song. It sounds terrible to me. I'd rather have Judy Garland sing it. Real cool guy, I've never seen green shoes.

That's super unique. Me either. What's with the green, what's with the Jimmy Hendrix hate? Say what you want about Boomers, but they did. They did perfect music. No good music has come out since the death of Hendrix. And that includes Dylan.

No good music is good. What the fuck? Man, I love when a guy when a guy has an opinion about the best music. Yeah, that's how I know it's time to put the phone away, put my napkin over my drink, and sit down for a real unique insight into the arts, music in general. You're right. It's like a cultural touchstone. His very unique.

Just say electric guitar. They did perv- oh, hold on a minute, sir. Hold on, I need to really soak in the how they perfected music. Music snobbery is always bizarre to me, but especially because I'm like, I don't know, man, I'll just listen to like eight bit chip tune remixes of MCR songs and I go, that sounds pretty good to me.

Yeah. Helena's way better on the NES chipset. 1-877-CARS-FOR-KIDS-DONATE-YOUR-CAR, that's a great song. Did Jimi Hendrix write that song? Yeah. That's true, a lot of those jingles are pretty good. 1-800-566-4800-EMPIRE. Call JG, you went worth 877-cash now.

Great song. Great song. That's a banger. Wasn't it in Demolition Man that you only listened to jingles? Yeah. Okay, and then this guy, Martin Preston says, Superkiller the game. Hey Dick, a while ago Vito tweeted and asked about any game developers he knew could make a Superkiller game.

I made a proof of concept demo and sent him a couple of videos, but he gave me wishy washy responses. I think it would be funny if you played the demo in front of him in the cold opening to make fun of his inability to take advantage of opportunities. You can watch the video gameplay and download the demo at Power-Up.Soware slash games slash super killer. There you go So sing that was the guy who made the the Mega Man demo look it's not that it was bad It's just you gotta keep following up with me. I get distracted. Okay. I'll let you I'll let you save it then for him Well, no, I mean, did you have it? Yeah, but I didn't I didn't load up to piece of paper

Okay, are you interested in seeing it was that the Mega Man one? There was two. It was the Mega Man one. I have to tell you this. There was two different guys trying to do a game. And they both. I just kind of wasn't able to follow up with them. I feel bad. OK, let's see. Yeah.

Superkiller Martin. OK. And then I decided that. Because I originally said it would be like a Mega Man game. But then I said. It's amazing that you're bringing your properties, so many different like mediums and stuff. It's very cool. Thank you.

Here's Super Killer the game. You can pick... Cyber Frog. Looks identical to Mario and Mega Man. Yeah, there you go. And probably a copyrighted tune that he's playing. So am I supposed to... Well, what what are you supposed to... what would you do if you sent that to somebody? Here's my super killer game. This is a good proof of concept. Okay. Well, what more did you want? Look at this. He's fighting cyber frog.

It's cool. Yeah, I don't know. We can still do something with it. Yeah, I don't know we can still do something with it. Maybe I don't know What do you mean? I don't know well? I mean fuck this is Like a whole fucking thing we got a why'd you ask about making a game if you don't want to capitalize on what is clearly? A great game it is salamandroid. He's fighting there. You go. Well. Maybe I should I don't fuck it now Who's what did you ask people for I? Just said hey, this is the greatest fucking game. This is game of the year. Fucking material here.

Look, he's jumping over a thing that is blinding because you know, it's obviously 3D. It's a good start. Look at this, man. Go down the rocks. He's jumping over the rocks. Well he says here he said he likes the tweets for fair use so his permission. I'll give you permission if you want to make a fan game. Go nuts.

Well, did you want that when you reached out? Because he put all this work into it. Well, keep going. Hey, I'll give you permission to make it. Make it. What did you want with your tweet? Wait, what did you? What did you want when you said, when you requested a game

designer maker? I want to make a game. Because, well, you got it. What's wrong with this? This could go somewhere, yeah. But what do you mean? I would want to be more game because you well you got it. What's wrong with this? I just could go somewhere. Yeah What do you mean? I want to be more involved in the you know design But I just I knew we'd need to make time for it like what what did you what do you want to be involved with? It's it's perfect. It's done. I don't think it's done. Is that even you what's even throwing at it? Is that me pies? I guess I don't know. I have no fucking idea. What's going on. It looks great. Look that guy did good work

I appreciate it. Okay, anything could happen. Oh, I forgot. We have a voted up segment. You got to stay any music or anything you can play for that Okay, how about this one Definitely did this one before We did that one. Yep. Okay, this one. My pockets are all dead and buried. Squidbillies over. Sometimes I think Vito's a shady fuck. When Sean comes and calls me to his ass farm,

I'll make all you motherfuckers voted up. That's pretty good. Voted up! Don't touch the medallion! Back in Echo Beats. Wild guys. Well, we voted up where we take a look at some past problems and put them in a new light. Yes. Very exciting stuff. Dick, you may remember, I guess both of these are calling back to some of our famous bonus episodes,

some of the great content you get by signing up at patreon.com slash biggest problem. For only six bucks for a limited time. We're jacking it up to seven bucks. It's going up to seven in about a couple weeks. So get in now if you want to be grandfathered in. From our bonus episode, the biggest in mothers. Okay. This was the problem of mom throwing your stuff away Now

Obviously everybody hates when mom throws their stuff out. You had cool stuff gets tossed now trying to think what my mom threw away Luckily, my mom was pretty good at not throwing out my stuff. But what if, Dick, you could get retribution on your mom by taking her into a court of law? OK. The Chiai District Court. What's Chiai? I think it's a-

China? Thailand? Oh, outside of the US. One of those with a T. Yeah. OK. Or Taiwan. What do you mean? You don't know? It's not in the thing?

It says Chi-A-Yi. Well, I saw it and then I didn't write it down. All right, it's fine. The Chi-A-Yi District Court has ordered a mother to pay NT 5000 in damages after throwing out her son's collection of 32 Attack on Titan comic books. The fine can potentially be commuted to labor and the ruling can be appealed. Put mom to work. The woman lives with her 20 year old son, but they too have a strained relationship due to the son's habit of collecting manga and magazines and refusing to dispose of them. Qian said they don't have space in their house to store her son's collections, habit of collecting manga and magazines and refusing to dispose of them.

Chien said they don't have space in their house to store her son's collections, and she disposed of them because she claims they'd begun to develop mold from the humidity. I think this bitch is lying. I think the judge saw right through it. Son sued the mother saying some of the books were out of print. The court thankfully sided with the son. And he said, hey. How much is that in American money? $151. Which that might be a lot, I don't know. To women, yeah.

It's a lot. So you can, look, this is setting some legal precedent. I know it's abroad, but I think if you can think of, you know, growing up, did your mom throw out your Transformers, throw out your G.I. Joes, some of your Nintendo games? No, I don't think so. Maybe now is the time to drag her in and get your chunk of flesh, man.

I thought that my mom threw out my Pokemon cards, but I found, my nephew found them, and now I'm bringing them in by hand to a Pokemon convention next week. You think that's going to be the best place to what? Get them looked over? To give them to the PSA get him looked over them to PSA So they can take back their factory. Yeah, I don't want to I don't want to put them in the mail Did you watch any of those videos I sent you that Kurtz card care? I did but mine are immaculate They don't need any kind of card care. Oh, man perfect. They're absolutely perfect

Maybe you want to polish up just the hollow a little bit perfect 10 if anybody works at PSA give me the fucking 10 Give me the fucking 10. I'll make it worth your while. See, I still have never gotten anything graded because like the whole- Why? Because it seems like such a crap shoot. That's life, man.

What if you send in your card and then like big Bobby four goes like, ah, PSA four, PSA four, PSA fourA for doesn't matter. That's just what it is Then you throw it in a vault and forget about it. I would be like obsessively like well Should I take it out and like clean it and send it back in? Like should I have cleaned it before? You got to have other stuff to think about Cuz all like cuz I have like a bunch of video games, like sealed video games. You know they'll grade those now, right?

Yeah, that's shit. I don't know about that. Well that shit is like way more complicated because I'm like, well it's just in like shrink wrap. Am I supposed to like polish up the shrink wrap? Just send it in. Yeah, but what if I send it in and they're like, oh man, you probably would have got a nine if you had gotten rid of this sticker here some here Yes, they'll do it then don't peel it off I feel like I would have to like consult with a guy who knows what he's doing you'd be like I

Don't know maybe I'll send him in I should I should just flip that stuff flip it send it in Yeah, put it in the vault put it in the warehouse. I got some cool sealed games Okay, is that it? Oh, no, I got another voted up I'm gonna play some cool sealed games. Okay, is that it? Oh no, I got another voted up. Dick, from episode 10, I think it was the biggest problem in fast food. Yeah.

Let's just do another one of those. That's a great theme. I got a million fast food problems. We should do Biggest Problem in Costco. Yeah, we can definitely do Biggest Problem in Costco. Biggest problem in the last year, biggest problem in Christmas, biggest problem in Costco,

biggest problem in fast food. Just do them over and over and over, that problem in Christmas. Yeah. Biggest problem in Costco. Biggest problem in fast food. Just do them over and over and over. That's the line. Biggest problem in black people. No, no. Then you don't have to think of anything. We never did biggest problem in black people, I'm pretty sure. We did something.

We did biggest problem. One of our holiday episodes, Kwanzaa was a featured topic, but that's not biggest problem in black people. That was great, though. It was so educational. Oh, no, we did do biggest problem in Black History Month. So we did do big. We did great though, so educational. Oh no, we did do biggest problem in black history month So we did do big. We did? Yeah, we did. I forgot we did that. Oh that, no way. Yeah, I don't know how we got away with that Now that I think about it

Well, we learned a lot. We can't be doing that again. Well our biggest problem in fast food episode, this was a problem We gotta do biggest problem in India That would be good. Yeah. You're gonna have to eat less spelling bees more pronounced pronouncing bees That would be good. Yeah, less spelling bees more pronounced pronouncing bees pronunciation bees You're about that really big on that. I think they need a to just eat get over Why don't you cow why not? Because they don't have enough. Yeah, I guess that's the thing. Well, they know they have a lot actually do Yeah, cuz they love milk Yeah, they put like cream and all their shit and milk. I think I couldn't think it was any gross there

It's hot and it stinks Drink like mint tea or something refreshing no, I drink milk. Okay cold cold milk yogurt. They like yogurt, right? That's what the... But that is probably why they didn't eat them is because they needed them for the milk production. Well, Dick, for bonus episode 10, the problem of missing McDonald's breakfast is when you wake up a little too late. You can't get to the McDonald's breakfast. But, there might be an unseen fortuitousness of it,

is that McDonald's can't scam you as they've scammed many breakfast customers according to a new class action lawsuit. McDonald's is under fire over an alleged secret fee on breakfast offerings. Plaintiffs in the suit filed in a California federal court, so maybe I can get in on this, have accused McDonald's of misleading advertisement in several of its fixed price breakfast combos on the menu. Okay, so here's how it goes. You go to McDonald's, right?

And you're looking at the breakfasts on the menu board. Because I'm an idiot and I don't know what's on there. Well, whatever, you're looking at it. It's got pictures of it. Because I wanna make everyone miss breakfast. So let's pick one. Let's say it's the Egg McMuffin, okay? So what's in the picture with the Egg McMuffin combo? Yeah. It's the Egg McMuffin.

Hash Browns, officially. Hash Brown. Yeah, coffee maybe, I don't know. Coffee or orange juice. Oh, okay. But here's the thing. The combo says, whatever the price is, 4.99. Yeah? Yeah, well, the sandwich, Hash Browns, orange is $4.99. Yeah? Yeah, well the sandwich has browns orange juice $4.99. It doesn't say the orange juice costs extra.

So they're showing you a picture of the orange juice knowing full well the orange juice will never appear at that combo price. Yeah. That's an addition. Uh huh. How come Hamas didn't lead with that? You know, with their paragliders? You guys have been ripping everybody off

in orange shoes, lawsuits. I want to know who's going to be the Luigi of Settin' the Strait. Shooting Ronald McDonald in the middle of the street? That's why Luigi got caught in the McDonald's, because he was there to do a second one. I'm so upset about that. Can this have been a Burger King, man? because he was there to do a second one. I'm so upset about that.

Can this have been a Burger King, man? The Burger King looks like a rat. This is a Jack in the Box move. Yeah, I almost brought in on our biggest problem in 2024, is Luigi getting caught way too quick. I'm like, come on, man. You should have a little bit of fun. You see that All-States scene?

Don't stop into the McDonald's. Get caught in the McDonald's. Go do something. Take it to go do so oh take it to go yeah take it to go you're on the way somebody in there to get it for you what are you doing yeah you what was that with a half the country loves you what are you doing just pull any random hey I'm not that guy that killed that CEO can you go order me like a big man bro I'm gonna get you a roast don't't even worry about it. Look I got you a fucking a hundred filet of fish fucking Why did he stop? What are you doing man? Did he have a plane ticket? I heard at one point like somebody say he was trying to get to Russia or something

Russia? It seems like it would make sense to like the second after you kill the guy you jump on a plane No before they figure out who the hell you are You just go to Mexico That's not as reliable these days. Oh, it's not? Just go to San Diego, sail around. You gotta keep going south. You gotta get past Mexico.

You gotta get to... I mean, I'm pretty sure that the border is porous. You can get through. Yeah, I know. You gotta keep moving, though. Yeah. They will extradite. Anyway, right now, numerous McDonald's customers are saying, as part of the suit...

They should apologize for that. Well, they're saying, you know, I, for a year, had been purchasing the combo without noticing I was being overcharged. So that's the kind of thing... Wait, wait, wait, you're being... You order orange juice? No, this is the lady saying that. She was buying it and then she said, wait a minute.

Her name is Amber Myers. Claimed in the suit she'd been unknowingly paying an extra fee for orange juice for about a year because she trusted that combo picture. I wonder what she said when she realized it. I wonder what she explained. Well this is like that time I went to KFC and I had the coupon issue.

I thought she was like, oh, lay. Oh, lay, I'm being ripped off. I identify with this issue. Because I went to KFC and I had a coupon in the coupon and had a picture of two sides and a biscuit. I carumba. And then they went, Oh, I'm sorry. I know the picture shows two sides, but, uh, or maybe it was written. I don't remember whichever way it was. It should have been bank error in my favor. I wanted both sides with my chicken meal. And how long did my chicken meal and how long did you? How long did that how long I fight with them for cycles?

I had to wait for the cops to show up and they told me to be on my way Okay, is that the end of this fuck? Yeah, whatever. It's uh, that's number time with 606 77 up a tough food time Okay, they're all dead My pockets are all dead and buried Whatever Oh hell no! Yeah, did she say oh hell no? I doubt it

Oh hell no! This auntie's 25 cents? Oh hell no! That McDonalds horse is just uh pricey Is it good? Yeah, it's good It's like 4 bucks for a couple of inches Voted a hoo hoo!

Don't touch the medallion. Oy vey. Oy vey. So I'm the winner, huh? Yeah, you're the big winner. I'm the big winner. All right, Dick, here's my problem. Now, you're in a happy and loving relationship, so this is something you will probably not relate to.

Right. But I think a lot of our audience out there, they're lonely bachelors like myself. Well, thriving bachelors, I'd say. Arguing about Shadman and defending crowd pornography online and stuff. Oh, whatever. Why do you get so upset about Shadman? Do I look upset? Every time I talk about Shadman on Twitter, for some reason I see you commenting on it. Camelot called me a pedophile! How dare he? Anyway, what I was saying about Shadman on Twitter for some reason I had to see you comment on it. Camelot called me a pedophile!

How dare he! Anyway, what I was saying about Shadman is, I didn't comment on Shadman. All these YouTube guys are trying to bury guys for having known or talked to Shadman like 10 years ago. It's the thing that happened to fucking the Mr. Beast lady. They're going, oh well she had a Shadman picture in her house. He's like, who fucking cares? He drew some like yeah a

Disgustingly offensive porn she had a bad Yeah, like one of the things he drew that mr. Beast I think was in the same picture There's a difference between reading mine comp and having a giant painting of Hitler in your house There was a time where everybody was being a fucking edgelord, okay? Printing the shit out and hanging it up. I don't know what the fuck is going on. This is my favorite drawing of Keemstar's daughter. I just think this- as somebody who was on 4chan back in the day or whatever else I think everybody all of a sudden pearl clutching about Shadman like well

Do you know he drew Keemstar's daughter? He drew Keemstar's daughter. Oh my god. It's like okay Yeah, that was really shitty and fucked up to do but it doesn't mean anyone who's ever talked to the guy- Wait a minute, that was the only thing that's redeeming about I can absolutely admit that but it doesn't mean anyone who's ever talked to or been near the guy is all of a sudden a fucking pedophile So that's been the current YouTube draw who cares everybody on YouTube cares fucking they're making endless videos about it that mood Our guy blew up his whole fucking career complaining about it Somehow we also don't get before the Indian shit hit mood a hard

So I don't know everybody's just crying about it. I said well, I made one little comment anyway So as a thriving better pedophiles our attack. He's online veto man will be there. It's not him It's helped whatever. It's Halt Whatever not all child molesters are Predaphiles some of them just do it because of the power this has been Vito man Everyone just endlessly complaining about Chad man. I felt like I should say something whatever Sorry Sorry, I enjoy using Twitter talking

about topics I find interesting yeah anyway as a swinging bachelor in the throat in the prime of my life it's always great to me when I look at my other friends who are also single and go good nobody's laughing me nobody nobody else has achieved happiness okay we're all lonely incel morons together, right? Or like you have a buddy who comes to you and he's like getting a divorce. And you know, you feel bad for him. But then part of you goes, well, this kind of justifies my life. You know?

Like, I never, you know, got into a relationship like a long term or never committed to a long term thing. And thank God, because it could have ended like it's ending for this guy you know dark this is a dark ideology that you subscribe to I'm just saying like you have a buddy and he's got like a perfect relationship and you think him and his wife it's like everything's going great and then he goes we're getting a divorce and you got happen to for you recently my buddy it starts with a J. No, that's kind of- That would be bad for you. That's both, that's both.

Two- Just describe, you know. This was like a year ago. Okay, don't give me his name and stuff. Yeah, well it's not anybody. What was the deal? It's nobody you know. I don't give a shit, either way.

But what happened is he left California to like go, I don't know, pursue his dreams or whatever and because of that- Why'd they break up, I don't know, pursue his dreams or whatever and because of that. Why'd they break up? I don't exactly know. He wasn't collecting enough toys? No, it was more that like they just had a big, it's not like a guy like me. He's like a more well, he's like a normal guy.

He's got more toys. Yeah, he's got way more toys. No, he's like a hippie guy. He's the guy I had hippie Thanksgiving with if you remember that story. And you're glad that they got a divorce? It's not that I'm glad they got a divorce, but that if I go like, hey, this guy who's got his life together, he's fit.

He takes care of his body. He's spiritual, whatever. Do you think Muddahar is Adrian Dentalman, or whatever that guy is? Adrian Dentalman? Elon's alter ego? Could possibly be. But I'm saying if you know like well if this guy even if even he can get his life ruined by a woman You know clearly you know I must be the smart man for having avoided them for such a period of time

You're the man probably his own way somehow never found a way to integrate them into my life you because I somehow never found a way to integrate them into my life. Oh, thank you. Because, I don't know, it's just a complicated thing. So as a guy, as one of these guys, you're always looking around at your buddies and you're going, well, even though I'm a lonely piece of shit, at least all my buddies are also lonely pieces of shit. Like crabs in a bucket. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So we can all be miserable bachelors together. Cool guys. Yeah. And then one of them gets a girlfriend all of a sudden. And they get all like, and they go from being like, Suck fuckers. Your brother in arms, you know? Being like, ah, women suck, fuck women.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I understand this because I'm in a long-term relationship. So I'm basically the same as you. Like when I see, I'm like, okay, you're single. Like, don't worry, we're both, like, it doesn't get, it's when they get in a new relationship, and the new relationship's only good for like 18 months, if you're lucky.

And it's like when they start that, you're like, ah, you fucker. I'm like, oh, great, okay. Now we gotta do couples things and like adjust everything and not be normal for a period of 18 months. And you get to enjoy it, but nobody else does. Well, it is like all of a sudden you're like, hey, are we doing that thing?

And it's like, ah, yeah. Drinking on a Saturday? I'm going to have to leave early. I'm meeting with my girlfriend. And you're like, oh, fuck. And you're like, hey, man, you want to get dinner? And he's like, yeah, hey, it's cool if I bring my girlfriend along, right?

No. It's not. Oh, this, uh. Sucks. Yeah, it does it it does well, but it sucks Yeah, and then I gotta like ask her about like, you know what she does. So what would you rather be doing right now? Well, that's the other thing is I go your girlfriend doesn't want to hang out with me She's like we gotta go see that who's going walking to what girl you talking about? No, I'm saying a buddy of mine got a new girlfriend. Yeah, now it's like

What's wrong with her? There's nothing wrong with her. That's the problem. If anything, it's like ah fuck. She's Perfectly nice Who knows maybe there's something wrong with her. Maybe she'll rip his heart out like half the other guys I know and then I'll feel justified again If anything I want him to have his heart ripped out by her cuz I'll go ah see Again, if anything I want him to have his heart ripped out by her cuz I'll go see Shouldn't have even tried should have been like me just fucking around. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense It's a it's a problem. I'm calling when your bro gets a new hoe Wow

Bros with new hoes new hoes is that we're all in this shit together, you know Look, it's not like I haven't tried dating and I've gone on some dates and I've been in some relationships, but at the end of the day I'm like, oh my god. With women or...? Yeah, with women. Okay, okay. You know, I was in a long-term relationship for a while and it was just horrible. With that woman with the trunk stuff. Yeah, yeah. That didn't work out very well for a number of reasons.

So you're not gonna try again? I've tried. I've had- Why don't you meet one of these nice e-girls that everyone's talking about? I've, look, I've gone on dates with girls, you know, periods of a few months or something, whatever else. Yeah. It just doesn't seem to go anywhere. Banging them and stuff? Yeah. Yeah.

I've got a- You just got the lust for the mine, they would call it, back in the... The lust for the mine. The lust for the mine, when a man would want to go deep into the mines and look for gold, except your mines are old consoles and stuff. You've got the lust for the mines, but it's just mining for old... Mining for gems and gold and... My problem is that I...

Look at this, a Splatoon's figurine, right? That's your problem. I have trouble hanging out with people for like an extended period of time, you know? Ha ha ha, shocker. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Validation? Space, I need a lot of space. Okay, okay, okay. You know, so when I was living with a girl and she didn't have a job outside of the house and I was working from home, so we were just basically with each other 24 hours. Get an office.

Yeah, that would've been good. That would've been smart. Just lock myself in there. But then the problem is I'll just lock myself in there and never wanna come out. I mean, go to like a WeWork. Yeah, I could've done that. A very solitary person when it comes down to it

I know which is not good. Well, it's too late to change. It is a little too late to change I don't know. I'm good at change one thing about yourself for the for the rest of your life Yeah, every ten years said what an actual thing. Yeah, that's a thing. Okay, you get to change you Well, what do you mean? I think one thing okay. You get to change you. What do you mean? One thing okay change and it'll take ten years to do Right, so what's it gonna be? I want to be black Did you could do that? Do rag and wear dickies only you have to change

Make that happen. Yeah, we're at the end of ten years like that Maybe that was a that inwards black. I think it's that thing though We're like, you don't want anyone to succeed more than you right, you know, like when you see Your friend you see the man's guy where you're like consumed with jealousy and no no He's a little bit a little bit. He's an elder statesman a little bit though a little bit He was the same age as me. I might be be like oh fuck this guy's got it all going on You see like old pictures of me like you fucking don't deserve this Yeah, but then also you start getting in your head where you go Well, wait, why am I only friends with like cynical losers like tonight?

Did I really fuck up like? Can't one of my friends be doing pretty good. That would be I don't know Where I go Yeah, I guess so some are doing okay. I'm sure I'm sure some are doing you try to cut them out Cut out who the ones that are doing well Well, I think you know what it is the ones who are doing good Yeah, they end up probably devoting themselves to their families and then you just don't see them anymore. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah.

So they're like, oh you know, I'm busy with my kids, I'm busy with my wife, or whatever. You're like, oh okay, fine, you're not invited to play Mario Kart with us this weekend then. We'll watch dubbed 80s anime reruns without you then, bro. Bleak existence. It is a bleak existence. That you're describing. Now what are you gonna do? I've been told I'm not allowed to say that anymore.

I mean you say it a lot. Yeah, I think the problem is... How do you spell hoes? H-O-E-S. It is? Yeah. That always seems too respectful for me. Well, wait, maybe not.

I don't know. I always hum and haw on it whenever I have to write it on Twitter. Hmm. It's interesting. Maybe it is just H-O-S because ho in the singular H-O-E is a farming implement. How do you black people spell it? Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

So maybe just H-O-S. You're black. How do I spell it? You're black now. How do I spell it? I am black now. No, I gotta wait 10 years, right? Yeah Okay, is that your problem? Yeah, my problem is that your buddy gets a new girlfriend and all of a sudden you go We lost him. We'll drag it back into the darkness eventually though

Why don't you get a girlfriend out of spite and then bring her around and say see Maybe I'll get a spite girlfriend. This is what you look like, by the way. Me and this fucking dumb bitch. This is what you and your girlfriend look like. Used to be cool, but now you've fucked it up. We'll see how it goes. My problem is unnecessary censoring. Yeah.

Here it is. So a bunch of Muslims gang raped some girls in England. That sounds like that should be the problem, but go ahead. No, I mean that was... I think we do a problem where we go, so a bunch of, like a million Mexicans got set on fire. And the problem is pottery. What about all the Mexicans got set on fire now whatever run with it No, cuz that's why Tommy Robinson's in jail for saying that that's true problem isn't guys the don't get me wrong don't Don't miss understand the problem. I don't want to be that guy. What are the what are the rape stats looking like?

They're pretty bad is what I've heard depends. Are you pro? great immigration or not enough rapes or the rapes are pretty bad. The numbers seem like obscene. A million? Was it a million rapes? Yeah, a quarter million confirmed. Okay.

So, you know, women are lazy. What do you mean confirmed? Like they like asked the guy. They had undercover cops, constables, posing as little girls. 250,000 of them. And they all got raped. They all were raped by. That's confirmation.

They all were raped by. And then they told the Muslims, hey, I'm a undercover, I'm a 50-year-old male undercover cop. And that drove them just wild. That's when the rapes really got bad. All right. So this is the reporting. I've almost brought this problem in because it's like...

The rape gangs or the censoring? No, the problem is unnecessary censoring. And this is this retard, Libs of TikTok and moron number B, Elon Musk. Libs of TikTok says they let hundreds of thousands of young British girls get R asterisk... Ped. Ped for years and called anyone raising the alarm about it racist. Prison for life is too good and Elon Musk is true. And I say, how strange.

So the issue was that no one was raising the alarms. And yet you've chosen to not even use the strong language word of rape to describe what is probably the worst thing that's happened in the civilized world. Well I read that and now I go, wait they got roped? They got roped? Who roped them? Roped them into what? Sex? That would be awful. And they didn't get a house out of it. Yeah. That's the problem. So we've got an army of citizen journalists or whatever and they don't just do this on Twitter, they do this everywhere. Like every newspaper and stuff.

Using passive words and language instead of violent and true language to describe atrocities. And then crying about how no one's raising any awareness or alarm. Everyone seems to be shying away from this topic. And then we've got... What's the topic? Oh, I can't say. I can't say. But it's bad.

And it's happening, Jerry. The Kramer rule of journalism. Kramer, you're never going to believe it. These women got eee. Ha ha ha. Well, they're taking them, Jerry. And they're vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv And you're in Europe. This is this is atrocious. What's atrocious? Ah, you have to look over here. I can't talk about it on Twitter cuz then my advertisers will leave Look, nobody's interested in rapes. Okay, Volvo's not interested in rape. I'm not interested in rape You're not interested rape the Muslims definitely aren't interested in rape. They're doing grooming or something

That was a I saw some some good I saw some good your critique of that where they're like you stop calling it grooming gangs it sounds like they're running around with like scissors okay can you just call them rape guys in a dumb and dumber yeah it's the dog van why why the women they pull over oh Ooh, baa baa wop. You know the 90s soundtrack? Ooh, baa baa wop. That's a good soundtrack, that Dumb and Dumber soundtrack.

Yeah. The Grooming Gang. That would be a good, put it right next to the Pet O Pet Store. I had a bunch of them, but I forgot to save the file, I think, so I can't see any of them. Well, the big one for people is saying that somebody's been unalived or whatever.

I have that, yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna unal's been unalived or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to unalive myself. Because you can't say suicide. You're going to suicide on TikTok or YouTube or something. Everyone, I'm having some suicidal thoughts. Whoa, account banned. And I think there's actually been some studies that have said, like, you know, linguistic researchers are like, you know, you guys are like

fucking up the English language with your monetization rules. Like these kids, kids are going to grow up kind of retarded the way they talk. They're not making like mental neurological connections between these violent things and what you're kids are not going to understand the concept of suicide because they're only going to be able to think about it in terms of Minecraft. They're going to go, Oh, that guy just mine Minecrafted himself. Yeah, my grandma got Minecrafted, it's 80 because she couldn't breathe on her own anymore. She got graped by an orderly. Right, she got brutally graped. There were grapes all over that facility.

And it's like, guys I know you want to protect your advertiser or whatever, but this is actually going to fucking destroy the human speech patterns and our neurological ability to Respond and no one really told them to do it. They all just figured it out Themselves Andy Andy a nigga. I don't know what his name is They will certainly not a nigga, but go on at what? NGO Joe Joe. Yeah, sure. He does it all the time. All these guys, these brave warriors. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Pew pew pew. Are you talking about a gun? They're going to go, teacher, teacher. Johnny's got a pew pew. He's got a pew pew over there. He's got a, he's pooped in his pants? No, no, no, no, no. That's a pew pew.

He's got a pew pew. This is a pew pew. Once they got rid of the gun emoji for like a little toy gun emoji I was like what do you think this does like what do you what do you think changing that? Yeah, like a kid was gonna go kill his whole family and he goes to tell his buddies like hey I just bought a gun and he puts the gun emoji. He's like only a little toy. That's cute space ray Maybe I don't want to kill people It makes the guns a little bit more yeah, hey guns are kind of cool. Ease them into it. Fun!

Goes all the way back to fudge, you know saying fudge gosh darn it the inability to just communicate like adults because technological platforms have the intersection of fucking commerce and the human condition man and commerce. Yeah. Hey everyone. Here's my 40,000 word essay about how I was raped By the administrators at the school what oh my god Unaliveness feelings and I'm gonna pew pew myself. Because of the essay that happened and the raping that was done.

All that essay. It's the worst. I can no longer... I don't even think you can say pedophile on there. I think they demonetized... PDF file. It's a PDF file. Everything's become like a little joke. It's a joke! It's like a joke! Oh, we gotta look out for those PDF files. I was raped by a PDF file. What is a PDF file?

Someone who brutally rapes children. Oh, I'm sorry our apostrophe PES's children Feels like maybe we shouldn't make little joke terms for that It feels like we should just say it. We should talk about that in the most clinical possible term- the most clear and concise terminology ever Maybe selling tickets to Marvel's is not worth it. You would think. You would think. Maybe this platform which is specifically built to facilitate the interchange of ideas and human language should not force us to talk and sing song fucking Dakota- Barney language.

Barney language. Today we're going to talk and sing song, fucking decoder ring. Barney language. Barney language. Today we're gonna talk about grapes. Can we bring back decoder rings? Remember those? Or it's like, ooh, a little cryptex. We had a slur machine. Yeah. Where you, every day it would change like the N word to a different word.

Okay. And then you could go look up what day someone said the word and then see what slur they used. Cause every day it would like the enigma machine. Well, it would be interesting if it was like a browser extension that you know that you so if it was like you put type cantaloupe yeah and then if you're using the page it would automatically change cantaloupe to what you actually meant to say every slur

every type of slur that's fascinating anyway that's a good idea that's my problem and then you should monetize it and when advertisers object to the terms being used in the extension monetizing shit, man It really is. It's a huge problem. I can't even be raped anymore. I can't even get raped I find it fascinating that like Anybody who complains about like what's going on with culture where they're like man culture is really in the toilet And it's like yeah because of advertisers. Yeah, they're like, man, culture is really in the toilet. And it's like, yeah, because of advertisers, they're like completely controlling

what we can do or say based on their desire to sell us subscriptions to fucking media services that mining apps. Yeah. Yeah. So art is dead in a number of ways unless it's like again like completely clean and sanctified To the point where it can propagate across social platforms Because if it can't propagate across social platforms, it won't be seen it will therefore cease to exist entirely Yeah So all of our art is being broken down and sanitized into something that is friendly enough for tick-tock Which should kind of be terrifying for everyone

You couldn't even get you couldn't even have Shadman today. You couldn't even have Shadman. Well, I mean you actually couldn't that is The universe but You kind of look it's what I say. It's what I say about the Nazis as I go. I get it They don't get can't even say Nazi. They get asterisk out Nazi. But then I get why these guys. These are real N asterisk. Yeah, N asterisk. N-O-T-S-I. You can't say Nazi.

I go, I get why these guys want to be Nazis, because the Nazis will never be marketed to. It's a movement that can never be co-opted by marketing. At no point. What? At no point. So like, you know, anytime a subculture exists and like props up, like what's a good example?

Like anytime like a meme starts going viral, you know how the old thing? Gays, goth girls. Sure, okay, gays are a good example. For a while, gays were like outsider culture and you're like, oh, that's weird, that's, we can't put that in the mainstream or whatever. And then I realized, there's a lot of gays

you can market to and that's a viable fucking whatever. So I started putting them in the meat. You can't market to Nazis? Yeah, you can't. I think you can. You subtly can. But you can't do it in a way that's blatant to be like, hey guys, check out this big old swastika on the new Volvo or whatever. Volvo's probably a bad example, but whatever. Like you can have a you have a gay pride Fucking campaign. Yeah cars. You could never have like a white supremacist pride Fucking you know month for selling shampoo and shit BMW You'd have to really wink and nod and that's why everyone's obsessed dog with family and like another

S-tray like wink okay But like think about it all these subcultures exist to be outside the major like when gangster Rap subculture showed up. It's like yeah, dude. We're talking about killing cops like there's no way This will ever be mainstream and now you got a fucking Snoop Dogg Fuckin people. They're not they don't think are gonna run. They're just like yeah, we'll give you guys this will and Dude, you got yes Snoop Dogg hanging with like Martha Stewart and hosting the the Olympics and shit It's like any counterculture eventually will be overtaken by the mainstream You're saying why isn't McClintock hanging out with Martha Stewart?

Except for Nazis and on top of that pedophiles I think pedophiles will also never be part of the mainstream, which is why Shadman kind of is Pedophiles are the ultimate counterculture 100% of the mainstream No, but that's secret pedophiles. I'm saying like blatant like, you know, fun time pedophiles. They're never gonna be like celebrated

or get their fucking Pride Month advertised. There's never gonna be coupon code fuck a kid, you know? It's outside. It's counterculture, like the Nazi stuff. I get it. I get why they do it. I don't know if that's true. This whole grape gang was marketed to by the, that's a million girls.

Yeah, well, that's an intersection of diversity. 50 million grapevists can't be wrong. That's the diversity aspect, which muddies the waters. That guy that's always on Piers Morgan, that Muhammad Jihad guy, hijab guy? Jihad, Muhammad, what is his name? Jihad Mohab Jibab Jibab. Mohab Jibab?

Yeah. He's always talking about how we don't, no, we don't believe in pedophilia. Yeah, no. He always says it like that. We just, uh. He's always on TV in front of tens of millions of people going, ah, Piers, we don't believe in pedophilia.

Ah. Because it would harm the child. Yeah. Nah. Then you go, what was Mohammed up to? And they're like, don't worry about that. Nothing. Nothing happened at all. He wasn't harming any kids.

He was just riding the barock around. Anyway, that's the problem. It's a good problem. Unnecessary censoring. Unnecessary censoring. Getting raped. Really, the only thing you do is become a Nick Fuentes type. Really hard hitting. You can say Fuentes type. Really hard hitting.

You can say whatever you want. Really hard hitting story here about the roping of about the essay. Yeah, all the roping and the essay. It's really been. Of a bunch of. So terrible. Under 12s.

Man, this is a real, wow, this really has some punch to it. It's, it's, it's. We're, we're. That's what you want when you look at a headline, confusion. What? Oh, rape? Am I thinking about rape? I mean, you ever read a, you ever read a Enders game? No.

So an Enders game is kind of interesting where it had like a version of the internet. I don't know. I guess they must have known kind of what the internet was, but it was like the idea that like, and this will be how human beings are interacting with each other and affecting great change. So Ender has like two siblings and they take on these internet personas, and they're posting long essays on the state of politics and what it was.

Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, and that's like how society is progressing is like these great figures. It's almost like the squares in Rome and the philosophers or whatever else. And instead, it's a bunch of kids posting meme bullshit and posting fucking pictures of toy guns. Yeah, well what happened was they killed Jesus

who started that. Who's they? Hey, I mean I don't really like all this monetization It's like what happened was they killed Jesus who started that Hey, I mean, I don't really like all this monetization that's happening of our spirituality I've got to do something about it. They said uh, oh kill that guy Can we please get these moneylenders out of the temple? Yeah, that's true. That was Jesus's one like violent act, right? Jesus is one violent act. Yeah, you want went all the money lenders in the temple he went he did a bunch of table flips it was like the first big-time table nobody had ever thought of that before dress up like Jesus that would be good on Ethan van Klein what's his name? Oh, uh, yeah. And his IDF wife. I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what that means. People say it. She was in the IDF. That's why they say that. She was in the IDF? No, they killed kids in the IDF. She wasn't in the IDF. Yeah, she killed some kids.

That's impossible. Ethan Klein, not Ethan Van Klein. How could a famous YouTuber have killed kids? That doesn't make any sense. MrBeast has killed so many kids. I'm sure of it. Has he graped any any of them he tells you about all the kids who's blinded as he cured he doesn't tell you about all the mistakes like oh my god we've blinded him more he goes just take all of them the video the ones that

they made worse mysteriously disappeared that's's my problem. Alright, good problem. All I'm saying is, you know, the internet showed up, we're like, oh, clearly it'll be a collaboration of the great thinkers. Yeah. And instead it's Andy Ngo going, wow, did you know that? Uh, Antifa? Uh! I'm motherfuckers watermarking, like, pictures of the terrorists from their Facebook. He was?

Yeah, I'm like, why are you, you didn't take that picture. Why are you watermarking him? Him and what's his name? A fucking breaker of narratives. Dom Delucre? Dom Delucre. I love all these, this is the worst fucking timeline. I can't, who on Twitter, the only guy on Twitter who I go like, this is good, is that Jesse Singal guy.

I like that guy. Yeah. Yeah, did he joined blue sky and they all want to kill Well, he said like a lot of the trans the studies about trans kids were like Unverifiable and bad data and they're like you want to kill him cuz of that. Yeah. Okay. Sure. Why not? All right. Oh my other problem dick is this actually happened today I was trying to figure out what is my problem I need another problem for the show okay and I'm like well you know let me gather up my things so I can get in the car and I'll figure it out on the way over and I go into the kitchen to grab my keys and I go and it is hot hot hot hot in this kitchen yeah and I look at the kitchen to grab my keys and I go, and it is hot, hot, hot, hot in this kitchen. And I look at the oven and I go,

that oven is definitely still fucking on, isn't it? And that's my problem, Dick. It's leaving your oven on. It's always terrifying thought in the back of my head, like, dear God, don't leave the oven on. You're gonna burn the house down. But there'll always be, no matter matter what no matter how vigilant I am They'll always be that one time that you fucking leave the oven on

I've left my grill on like five times your grill. I burn what the fucking gas just going yeah Yeah, I had to replace like the whole bottom part of it because I burned it through Moving on for until it ran out of propane. Dude, that's insane. I know. Not once. It burned through the bottom of it? It burned through the bottom of the grill. I had to put a new bottom of the grill on.

So there's probably, I'm eating gallium and everything. How do you put on a new bottom of a grill? It's unscrewed. But like you can buy a replacement bottom part of a grill? It's one of those universal ones, so it's all like fucked up and janky. And it gives no indication that the grease is draining at all. Well my thing that was terrible is I just bought those new food prep containers and I was all excited.

I really like them. What's that? Oh, just like the containers you keep your food in, so you meal prep. Mm-mm. Yeah, so you like divide up your meals and you have meal prepping. Okay. And by meal prepping, I mean I put all the pork chops

in one of those things and I just take out about as many as I feel like eating at the time. And then I go, I think I'm doing this wrong. Yeah, okay. But I left the lids on top, and the actual containers are made of glass but the lids are plastic So I came back in and two of the lids had melted into a fucking goo pile Why? Because they were sitting on top of the oven and the oven it's like an old style oven

So the top will get like hot even though like the burners aren't on You fucked up your oven? I didn't fuck up my oven I fucked up these fucking lids They didn't stick to the grate or anything like that? No they didn't stick. They were, luckily they came right up, but I'm like well there's no way to fix that, now I gotta get new ones. Yeah.

I don't know, dude like, what's the solution? I guess I gotta get- Well there's spot timers on it. What do you mean? Like, you know what? You gotta walk around every hour and crank it. You know those spa timers on it What do you mean like well? I had you know you know what well? No, kind of walk around every hour and crank no I have the timer But the thing is the timer went off so I turn off the timer

I took some of the oven, but I didn't turn the oven on the time the timer should be on the oven Yeah, I don't have one of those nobody does do they still make those they make them for spas Yeah, make them for your house. I think I have seen those on ovens at some point, but maybe not. Maybe I'm crazy. I think you, I've never seen them. Maybe I'm crazy. But there must be like some sort of timing device or something that just says- I would do that.

If I lived by myself, I would do that all the time. Leave the oven on all the time? Yeah. Yeah, dude. Well, that's the living alone, obviously. Yeah. One thing about living alone is you're always like, ah man, I really gotta chew my food, because if I start choking, nobody's coming to save me.

And another thing is you can't leave the oven on, which I did, and I was pissed about it. And I burned the food that was, I don't know what happened. I tried to set a timer, and the timer didn't work. So you can't meal prep because you burned the lids. Yeah, there you go. So now I'm going to get fat again. So you're in my room.

I was all prepped for meal prep. you burned the lids. Yeah, there you go. So now I'm going to get fat again. So you're not going to prep. So I was all prepped for meal prep. Now I got an excuse. I go, well, guys, I mean, that's always the way it is. I lost the lids. What can you do? There's nothing I can do here. It's just weird that we have this thing in our houses

that it is dangerous, the oven. Like, a fire can start. It's not that hard, though. Just start not that hard though. You know just like Turn it off. I know but it's you know that it's so hot in your house Oh, I mean I did eventually figure it out. I went back in there. Yeah It's just one of those things that you ever like you ever go on vacation You just spend the whole time worrying that like you left the fuck. It's because of You go on vacation and you just spend the whole time worrying that like you left the fuck.

It's because of, wait, do you leave the gas on and the gas is slowly leaking into your house? No. You ever read the stories? I'm only thinking about hustling. What's the stories of the guys who, it'll be winter, right? And they go, oh, I'll go get a, I'll get like a heater for the house, like a gas. And then they use a gas generator to power the heater.

And then they die. And then the whole fucking family dies of gas inhalation. That's terrible. It happens a lot. No, it doesn't happen a lot. No, it does. They say in winter, there's a lot of problems with people getting gas generators

and not realizing, bro, you really gotta ventilate that fucking thing. Yeah. And then the gas just gets everywhere. I don't know if it happens with ovens too often. Is that a Mexican thing, leaving the oven on to heat the house up? My grandma would always be there. I think it is.

Yeah. Yeah, there's some place. I mean, I get it if you're in like a... I have that fireplace here that runs on gas. Right. And it hasn't worked in years. But somehow when Ralph was over drinking all the acid in my house, I came upstairs and he was passed out, you know, ass naked in the living room.

Was he actually? Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Whatever. I couldn't, you know, if I was in court and you asked me, I would have to say, I don't know for sure. Yeah, he's tired. You gotta be comfortable.

And the goddamn fireplace was on. And I said said how did you do that he managed to get it on and I have no I have if I went up there right now I could try to turn it on I've tried it everybody's tried it Ralph got it working I don't know how you is it a gas fireplace yeah it's like one of those old 60s yeah it looks like a spaceship yeah I mean it's cool on the wall playboys type thing I would love to use it, but only one man has a touch. I guess that's fascinating Well at least at least you'll never suffocate your family with you know your gas

I might well that's that problem now if it's not lighting you're just letting gas leak into your entire thing Yeah, okay, is that your problem? Yeah My problem is the Einstein meme. I don't know, maybe it's just me. I've seen it. What meme? What are you talking about? Just Einstein.

The one where he's sticking out his tongue? That's the one, that's the problem. The Einstein meme of people saying, well, we gotta have every Indian in the world living here because we need the next Einstein. And I go, what do you think that means? What do you say? Because I could see being on a baseball team and the coach going, well, we need the next

Ho- we need the Jose Kinseko on our team. And I say, okay, so you need somebody who could hit home runs, right? But if we have all guys who hit home runs and our fielding sucks, I say well we need actually we need more like I don't know we need like a gold Do we need somebody who could we need a golden glove? Oh, what I don't know who that is Wait, what was Einstein's major contribution to America? Well his major contribution to science was done while he was living in Switzerland So I don't know what the fuck the point is I

Was gonna say like he did all this stuff while he was still there They kind of just came over here to hang out and have everybody like hang out with him Everybody says it and I want to go what is okay? What do you were you saying? The next time sign who we famously imported after he already did all his Einstein stuff We need do you mean like we want to have more science and we respect the process of science and that technology and scientific pursuits are good for humanity? No, we need a new Einstein. Like, okay. Do you think he was just like, do you get all your science information from like Iron Man? Do you think that's what it is? Einstein into a cave and it came out with satellites that are

spinning around. That's what happened. Yeah that's what, no one, do you think anyone else was working alongside of him? Like maybe in the most brilliant people in every country and that scientists kind of see themselves as above politics like generally because actually what you guys are doing is really stupid and everybody who's doing working on this stuff, they all know it and they can't say it cuz you'll kill them. Do you know that? Do you know that they'll all be working on this stuff no matter where they are? No matter who they are and that they're all always extra,

actually they're all always fighting against it. Einstein Muggeri started talking about socialism. Are you saying that's what we needed? Well also, Einstein, did anything Einstein do, like, it was good for science? It's very complicated. Using Einstein as an example is complicated, because it's not like, oh, we had to bring this guy over,

because he ushered in a great age of prosperity for America. And it's like, no, Einstein's stuff kind of just got out of the ether and it helped everybody. That's called science. Him coming to America didn't help at all. What is it like, uniquely, oh, Einstein discovered a special general relativity. It's only until he came. Damn, we got all the fucking gravity over here, bitch! Boom!

Bring him over! Bring him over! Bring him over here! Bring him over! Don't let the cops, don't let Russia get a hold of him! Well, can't we just read his papers and replicate what? No! Get that motherfucker in here!

Did he publish his papers? Yeah. Doesn? Get that motherfucker in here. He published his papers. Yeah Doesn't matter get over here Like who is an example cuz they keep going like well Jesus was an immigrant or something, right? Like it's always like X was an immigrant and you're like Okay, I said one for everything Everything Einstein over there. Oh, yeah. Well, you want to be the next Einstein? I'm trying to think of somebody we actually imported who would be a good example.

Of what? Like those Nazis we brought over to build the spaceships. That's a better example. We definitely would not let them. Auto war marker or whatever the fuck. I don't remember his actual name. Von Braun? Yeah, Von Braun. We would not be letting Nazis run NASA in 2025.

We need another Von Braun. We need another Von Braun. Yeah, he's listening to Nick Fuentes right now. So go ahead, go over there. Von Braun's one of the great PR success stories of all time, because that guy came over and he eventually warmed his way into America's hearts. Like at one point, uh, yeah, at one point, uh, you know, a Disney would always make all these like, uh, what do you call it?

Specials like watch with your family, you know, and he did one who was like the, the, the majesty of the, the atomic rocket or whatever, you know, of rocket ships. Right, right, right. He's like, I want you to talk to our friend, Vaughn Braun. And he was like, narrative is like, what do you think about the Rockets is and you know that guy's a fucking Nazi And he's got his own Disney Channel special just talking about how cool Rockets are I don't want to be that guy, but Walt Disney was in charge of well. I know is a different. You know famously Ford really loved

Fun Braun as well. I'm just saying, you know, what other Nazi was on American television sets just talking about cool science stuff? Before World War II? A lot. Yeah, well, and then after, you can watch it. There's a great, it's a great- It drives me insane every time I see it.

What, I see people talking about the Einstein thing? It's the same as sports. Like thinking like, Oh yeah, he's like the Michael Jordan of, you know, quantum physics. All right. Well, there's like a LeBron still, you know, what do you think? How do you think it works? I think they're like doing math at each other and then I mean, how do you think it works? And then you win drones. Oh, look at it works? And then you win drones. Oh look at all the drones over here! Our drones are twice as big as yours!

So we can win the science competitions. We won the science this year. What have you thought about Bernie Sanders really taking Elon Musk to task? It's pretty great. I voted for Trump. I voted for Trump to lock the border up and fuck with the deep state, and do other things.

Sure. But then, next time, I'm going, well, Bernie, it was Bernie and Trump at the beginning. Bernie's not running for anything. We knew, the Trump guys knew Bernie would get fucked over, and they'd steal it from him, like they stole it for Trump. If Bernie wants to christen somebody, as soon as we lock that border down, it's eviscerate billionaires.

As soon as that border gets locked down, it's, alright, let's find all the David Sacks guys and cut their fucking heads off. Bernie's spittin' some fire, man. Bernie's been like, no, Elon, the only reason you're bringing Indian people over is because you can pay them less and treat them like indentured servants. And you're like, whoa! That's right. It is right. Lock the border down, then we'll kill billionaires. I just see them like, people go, well, actually they can't do that because they have to pay them X rate,

which is like whatever. And it's like, here's the average salary for everybody else and here's the average salary for the H1B1 guys. So they're clearly not paying them the fucking top industry rate. We all know what's going on. We all know what's going on. Obviously. We all have called our bank and heard that voice on the other line, on the other end going, oh hello I'm fucking Carlos from Dallas, Texas. And you go, this is horrible.

Somebody, the bank's making money on this, I'm getting fucked over, this idiot doesn't even know how to talk. And, the worst part of it is, like, you can still exploit Indian labor pretty easily. You don't have to bring them over here to do that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you could just- I love the rumble guys, like, we don't have any H1Bs, like, well your platform doesn't work at all. Yeah, so don't brag about that. Because you're using the Indian guys that are in India. That's why you don't have any H1Bs, because you're using a guy who doesn't have shoes,

who's swimming around in garbage to program Rumble. You fucking idiot. Waking up with a big glass of milk and going to town. I hate that guy. We don't have any H1Bs, yeah, because you're paying all foreign idiots. Guys, we don't have any H1Bs yet because you're paying all foreign idiots. Guys, we don't have any H1Bs. Me and the quartering, we're running, we hired a staff of 20 million Indians to hand, they actually hand write checks when we do payouts. When you go to your rumble earnings and you request your $4, there's an Indian on the other end typing it out into PayPal

and clicking send. These guys are great, but every once in a while when you call them up to check in on a project, they go, Wait, uh, did you give me those iTunes gift cards? And you go, no, that's the other guy. And they go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, that's another line I'm running. Here at Rumble, we don't have H1B programmers. And Rumble doesn't work at all. Aw, man, it would be pretty cool if like, we just stop coming up with creative ways to fuck over the American worker, huh? Wouldn't that be neat?

The Trump guys and the Bernie guys need to team up to take down the Vance guys and the Elon guys and the AOC guys and the identity politics bullshit on your side needs to go. But it's gotta be Trump's gotta push it. He's kinda like pussyfooting around. He doesn't say anything. He's a fucking dumb boomer, man. The only thing he can do is lock the border down and fuck over the deep state. He's a, I'm gonna fuck you guy, right?

He doesn't understand, he's like, well the GDP has gotta go up, 401k has gotta go up. You can't talk that guy into cutting H1Bs. It's not going to fucking happen. He knows, he ran in 2016 on it, but he's still not going to do it. Bernie will do it. But you've got to keep that border closed. Well Bernie can't do it.

How could Bernie do it? Biden was a meat puppet. He was president, Bernie could easily do it. I don't think Bernie's running for president again. I think he's getting a little too old. If the Clintons die, he definitely will. How the fuck old is Bernie at this point? Doesn't matter. He's got somebody.

He's older than Trump, right? He gets some little whore he talks to. He could get somebody, yeah. He could get like a little buddy. He could just sit somebody down and go, hey, he could be like Zelensky from Tommy Boy, you know? He'd say, hey, we're here for the American working people people because that's who we are and that's who we care about I had to say it But you guys got to learn to love the filthy little commies every now and again okay, sometimes. That's what he is That's why he's doing that

He's an old-school commie. Yeah, I'm jealous of YouTube celebrities commie right those are the bad commies Yeah, the old-school like you know fuck the actual fucking billionaire class yeah cool yeah I'm down for that yeah you always love Bernie but he's a pussy Bernie's a pussy hey let Clint steal the election from him hey you don't want to get killed pussy Trump wants to get killed that's not pussy that's a fucking pussy Trump Trump knew he's get fucking killed. He stills up there Trump has women protecting him. Yeah, no fear That's true. Bernie's pussy. Yeah, but Trump's got that like sixth sense when a bullets coming out of he knows to Bernie Bernie doesn't have the stamina the way Trump does. Bernie go, what's that?

What's going on? He doesn't need it. All he has, he has the Teamsters on his side. He's got the literal mafia on his side. Bernie is a guy. 2028, I'm going, no matter what Trump does, I'm going Bernie Teamsters, 100%. You guys got four years to lock down the border

because we're going commie, commie, commie, and we will drag billionaires through the fucking street. Commie, comm going, commie, commie, commie, and we will drag billionaires through the fucking street. Commie, commie, commie, commie, commie, I'll be a bigger commie than Hassan Biker can even cheat. in the Wyatt House. All right, that's my problem. I agree, let's do it. All right guys, our problems this week were,

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biggest problem go buy the bonus episode it's great especially if you hate the jacked up price and the grandfathering shit whatever go buy it. I need that money to support my new voiceover career. One a day. If everybody subscribes, Vito will make one of those videos a day. To prove Rip Bob first rung.

I don't- you think one a day? How hard is it to make one day I'm not saying it's hard I'm just saying like won't it get I guess that's what content is I don't fucking know what do you mean it's funny I thought it was funny it is funny I was gonna make one a day I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna get back to making some YouTube videos no no no do one voiceover every day for the rest of your life I don't understand why. Why? Because you gotta do it. You gotta stick to something.

Why? For what purpose? It's just like a... Being successful. Successful at what? Making little voiceover clips? Being funny. Being funny. Being successful at being funny. You gotta make one every day. Maybe. I guess. No, you gotta make one every day. You gotta wake up tomorrow and you gotta make one. But what's the end goal? Success. But what is the end goal? Success.

But what is the success? Am I the guy who makes funny little videos? You don't have to argue with people online anymore. There's no doubt in anyone's mind like there is now where everyone's doubting. But they can doubt! I don't care if they doubt! It doesn't bother me. You argue about it all day. You obviously care. I just think it's silly.

It's silly for a guy to go, why doesn't Vito make like viral comedy videos? And I go, I made one. Why doesn't he make it every day? Why doesn't he do it every day? Probably the most viral comedy video of the week. It's like of 2025 so far. Once.

Once. No, I've done it multiple times. Twice. So I got to do it. Twice in 10 years! What is that? Three times in ten years! Four times in ten years! I don't think it's a long term...

I've said, like, doing stuff with the VNN could be cool, to develop it into a thing. No, you gotta do it... developing it into a thing is doing it every day. You gotta wake up and do it. Wake up at 3.30 or whenever you wake up. Am I gonna make money from it? You're gonna make and do it. Wake up at 3 30 or whenever you wake up. Am I going to make money from it? You're going to make so much money. Oh, if I make money from it.

You're going to make thousands of dollars. Maybe. And then we can put Miles Chungus in prison. We can bribe a federal judge in Malaysia. Look, I mean, I've asked Ian Miles Cheong how much he's making on Twitter. And he didn't tell me. But I know it's got to be a lot.

Some of these Twitter accounts do make some money. Did you ask him about the pee and the Coke? I, you know, they're very touchy about that subject. I said, is it a joke? Is it? All right, every day you got to, he's up every day. Tweeting all day, yeah. He can't even taste Elon's cock anymore.

It's already in his mouth. You're right. Deep. Look, I want us to brush his teeth and he's like, oh shit. I already have Elon's cock in my mouth. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Witnesses a boss an accent you can have four you can have a banana. You know okay now Maddox quit right when it was good he quit So so apparently Heart yeah, all right. There's a man on the internet. There's a man on the internet There's a man maybe I'll make a video complaining about people eating seafood or whatever that was. You have to do it every day. Your veto files should really be on you. I just don't understand. I just do it for fun. It's just for fun.

Nah, that's not good. I don't think it has- That's a Zack Morris thing to say. I don't understand what to do. I don't know what to do with it. Like, what does it become? You know? It's the same thing every day. Is it going to be like, I get a sitcom, Shit My Dad Says, starring at the Woli Shatner? Why is there always some convoluted, it's just that every day, and then you make money.

Chicago party aunt, the animated series. Yeah. All right. So I got to think long term. Like, maybe that could be a thing. No, you don't have to think long term. You just have to get up and do it. I just want to do some voice acting, honestly, I think I'm not terrible at it.

Then that's what then that, there you go, this is your reel, but you have to do it every day. Anyone who's played Yik, can you like, uh, cause I don't know where to find my guy in the game cause I don't have time to play through the whole game, but I want to hear how my voice acting sounded. Sounded great. Do this every day. Shut up. Why do you want me to do it every day? I want you to do something every day. I don't know you to do something every day that's not buying Pokemon cards.

I am doing stuff every day. What are you doing? Looking at pornography, cataloging pornography, playing with the auto blow. Unbelievable. No, I genuinely don't know if you're being serious or not. If I'm being serious about do it every day? Of course you have to do it every day. Okay, but what do you mean do it every day?

Make one of these videos every day. Okay, so like I should, but like should I be like the quartering and just fucking make a what? Yeah, but comedy. Okay. A video. Take a video of black people fucking up. Every day I should make a comedy video.

Yes, of black people doing something, Chinese people doing something, some kind of racist video. I know you love racist videos. I do love racist videos. Or a woman doing something. Or a woman doing something. You're like, hey, bro, hey, don't poke your fucking car here, right? This woman's driving into concrete and you're like, oh, you're driving into concrete, you dumb bitch, why don't you pull your tits out of your head, right?

And that's the video. I don't know if you're ridiculing me or you genuinely think it's a good idea And this is what a path to success To you looks like Getting a lot of views when I do it so it does but I just don't know if you're ridiculing me or not Like what is the difference? I don't know Just make it every day. I have fun doing it. Maybe I'll make it a daily. No, it's not a fun thing It's make it so it's work. Yeah, but a lot- I don't know. How hard is that? It's gonna destroy the radio.

It's gonna destroy the magic. Michael Rapaport didn't make one every day. There's no fucking magic in comedy! You just show up and you move the fucking stone! I don't want it to be like a routine, you know? It's gotta be like special. What?! Alright, I'll try making more of these. Every day. If you miss a day, everyone gets to beat you with soap socks

if they see you no matter where you are. Every day. I guess I get all in my head where I go, yeah, but then I'm going to be that guy. Yeah, now you're the pedophile guy that's more fun No, that's a brand you can get but no now max cool everybody loves max cool Not rip a verse not ripoff verse. I think max cool has been killing it man. I think everybody cool sucks No max cool has got that cool. You got those glasses. You know he looks like a you know American real American

See then the ripoff first girl first guy will go like he did it every day and he nailed it I really don't think I'm gonna win that guy over. I don't think it's gonna happen. I Think that guy's you know what he you know what it is ask him if he halves Kim if you did it every day. Yeah Alkal ask Hey ripoff right here remember first. I'll say this he makes a lot of stuff He makes a lot of those puppet videos, you You know so he doesn't know he's very accomplished. Yeah, not with puppet videos sure I'm not saying that he hasn't done on their stuff Look at you trying to cause a little thing

Fuck it. He said I don't do anything. I said I did a thing once twice You got't do anything. I said I did a thing once twice You got to do it more. I Gotta figure out what I I don't know just do the recording To what end that I'm just funny recording guy Yeah Maybe I don't know. It's kind of fun. I can't do a lot of voices. I don't know if you've noticed I'm pretty bad at them.

I thought you wanted to be a vocal recording artist. Yeah, but most vocal guys only do their voice, okay? Like fucking- No, that's bullshit. Well, like a lot of them do though. Like you hire that- what's this guy? John Benjamin. Just does John Benjamin. He's great at everything. Well, yeah, he's not like a recording artist guy. Right. Well, I don't- The Bender guy does a bunch of different voices. I don't want to be the voice of a mil- the- yeah. I'm not gonna be the man of a million voices. You don't wanna be Mel Blanc, blank. What do you wanna be? Vito, that guy who does like two voices. That's your reel?

That's those two videos? Hey Amazon, I heard you got a black- A movie about a black lady that throws TVs around at a Walmart. Oh hell nah! I could do that, that's pretty good. Do that. I could, maybe I'll try doing a black woman one dude do the video of George Floyd getting killed and go oh hell no

That's not a good I don't play very well just don't all have to be great All right, I'll try doing a racist black woman accent. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I forgot Fuddage mr. Clean. I'm the cleanest comedian working today. Oh, wait, I'm not a comedian. I forgot I have to say You're right. I was told today not a comedian. Oh, yeah, I'd like to Propose a new segment. Yeah, you know fast food news talk I think I think that's really interesting like you interesting like you know with the news about Cadbury eggs They're like, you know McDonald's or whatever. I think that's pretty cool I like my weekly segment. I enjoy

Three years ago and you didn't do it what he does food thing Okay, you want a recurring vetoes food food segment? The idea of a Taco Bell exec looking at Vito's Taco Bell Twitter and seeing that he's like promoted Mr. Girl or is like Calling people a pedophile on that account is so funny Just because Vito talking about how He accidentally tweeted one time from the Taco Bell account. I really hope that happened more than once.

Guys, listen to the bonus episode and you can hear about how I was running Taco Bell's social media account. Talking about Shad Man on Taco Bell. Accidentally posted. That'd be a good one. As myself as Taco Bell. People were like, wait, what the fuck, did Taco Bell just say that? I said, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. I almost lost my job for that. Thankfully, they were like, why are you talking about? You said it. I said, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. I almost lost my job for that.

Thankfully, they're like, why'd you tweet that? I'm like, ah, ah, I was getting on a meme. That's the meme. Usually we don't even worry about it. Hey, Dick. Hey, Vito. Podcast prophet, Holy Spirit, speaking through me. Bob Dylan, yeah, Bob Dylan sucks.

Wow. Yeah, he was doing like, I talk about things that people didn't probably know about. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. uh... uh... bob dylan yeah but really sucks like wow yeah he was doing like i a talk about things that people didn't talk about

uh... protector who gives welcome even you thought they like people who have a lot of money and that's not going to happen and uh... you know clearly the other side of the game is mister anderson any talks

uh... scanners Anderson and he taught, uh, it was Ken Anderson. Anyway, he taught at the school I went to, uh, as a child and just practiced all the grade. And he just, his whole fucking thing was just- I forgot what he's talking about. Yeah, I know. You lost me. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, Hack a mania. Thank you for promoting hack a mania. I'm happy to hear that

there won't be any black people there. Oh, you know what he was referencing? That's not true. Many muskets. You see what many muskets said? Did we bring up that comment where he's like, I was gonna pull my Patreon, but then I noticed that Vito did say that I should be at Hackamania, so I stuck around. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we need more black guys at Hackamania.

We should do stand-up. You are a member of the African-American community. Please help us diversify the Hackamania scene by going to, is it hackamania.com? Have you heard Manny Standup? Yeah, he did it up in Philly. Oh yeah, you saw that? Yeah, it was good. So use promo code BIGGEST, we will be at hackamania I will be staying with that guy who dick gave me shit for

staying at his house for some fucking reason Well, it was weird. Why is it weird? He has a house, there's no one else in it but him! It's weird that you would feel comfortable saying at a stranger in a fan's house for an extended period of time. I like- I wouldn't feel comfortable. A hotel room is like 80 bucks a night, 100 bucks a night! I would feel 100 bucks uncomfortable.

Eh, he's into video games. We're talking about video game stuff. It's a video game guy. We actually, he's like a retro video game guy. So we get to talk about like, ooh, our big scores and you know what deals. Jack each other off while we're playing fucking Kirby's Dreamlands golf. I let him in on one of my secret collection tricks so okay There's a certain Nintendo DS game Which has a rare alternate variant that very few people are aware of and I've been buying every copy of it off eBay slowly Trying to call in the market. I'm cornering the market before anyone becomes aware of this variant

What is it? I can't say because then I can't corner the market. He knows. I told him. Yeah. Can you, sir, if you're listening, please super chat so we can blow Vito's market cornering. Honestly, I can't even corner the market. That's how rare it is. I can't even find copies to buy. Wow.

I have exactly one actual copy and then the rest of them are all cartridge only. Hey, Vic. Hey, Vito, long time listener, first time caller. You guys are talking about Touchy teachers That made me remind me of a story of a creepy substitute that we had going to school in Arizona this guy would Be so interested in the boys not the girls there was like a little game that all this came up with whenever he was subbing whoever got touched by him on the shoulder or helped by him in class they would lose so everybody would just basically just try and avoid him while he's trying to teach and walk

around and try and help with the assignment. He got so bad at one point that he just stopped subbing altogether for that class in particular because he just couldn't get any boy action. Anyways, thank you, fuck you, bye. You should win, yeah. The pedophile chose you. Yeah, if you're the last one you touch you like what the fuck did I do wrong? I'm like first place second place. I got touched first. I'm out dude. He came in he came right to me Hey, mr. Fucking snatch puss check it out Yeah, but then all but then the problem is all the boys are class are like well I'm gonna wear something like kind of low cuz I want to win

I'm gonna wear wear something with no sleeves to see if Mr. Mongoloid kind of helps me out here. How's Mr. Girl's pedophile documentary going? I haven't checked in with him, but I'm sure it's going swimmingly. Will you stop ripping on the fucking trailer? I'm excited. I'm excited for that.

Is that like Interstellar? Yeah, it's a creative choice. You're going through a black hole of pedophiles. Oh, I'm sure it sounds right Is that like interstellar? Yeah, it's a creative choice. You go into a black hole of pedophiles, times. Oh, I'm sure it sounds right with the right fucking audio equipment. It doesn't sound right when you're fucking playing it through these tinny speakers or whatever. When this pedophile's molesting you, time stops.

And then you come out of it and your friends are all like, 30 years old. You know, sometimes. I'm going to get molested and work on the math to fix the black hole Mr. Girl is trying to expose a what a prolific pedophile and you're ripping on the audio engineering you of all people All right, I'll just get Sean in there. He's got nothing better to do. Who cares? I'm gonna call up Sean We're gonna go. Hey, I know you quit that a rinky-dink operation. Have I got a project for you about pedophiles and stuff. Yeah

Yeah, good master the mix He's got to really make the trailer for Sunday. It's like real juicy. You know I know no that Got to get real well. He's got a yeah, I want to see what he comes up with me, too He's got but here. He but he gets too much footage. What do you mean? He, I told you, he interviewed like 38 people. I'm like, dude, cutting that down is going to be a nightmare. Leave it in.

Leave all of it in? Yeah, do a 600 hour pedophile interview. 600 hour pedophile interview. Yeah, that's cool. I think you got to cut it down. Normally you watch one of those things, you like five people maybe six people like Neverland Ranch Yeah, yeah, you find one you got one kid cuz not every kid who gets raped is that interesting right? You gotta find the rape choosy you gotta find the rape victim who knows how to talk about it in flowery terms

You gotta find one that that everyone would kind of rape Yeah, you know a little bit a little bit. I know not that everyone would kind of rape. Yeah. You know? A little bit. A little bit. I'm not saying. Not that you would rape them, but you go, I know why you were chosen. Yeah. Yeah. I get it.

You don't want to alienate. You don't want to make the villain look like an alien. You're like, oh, I get it. I get it. You want a good. I wouldn't do it, but I get it. You want a good victim who could speak. You know, you want a guy who could set a scene where he goes,

it's perfectly dark in the bunk. We just finished playing squash, a game I was unfamiliar with. So he came from behind and he showed me how to hold the racket. You know one of these guys who goes, I don't know man, he just kept fucking my butt. I wanted him to stop fucking my butt and he just kept fucking my butt.

There you go, that's tomorrow's video, right there. I could do the, I should do the interview- What's- God. All you have to do is take viral videos that are usually racist, and just play it and record whatever. Your thing was not thought out or anything.

Hey, it's King Kong over here! Just play it, record the shit, and then post it. It doesn't fucking matter! I guess that's why I'm like- like have a legacy that you're living up It's not a legacy thing. It's that it's like a I feel like I Don't know what I'm overthinking it I guess Cuz I just shit it out. I'm like this will be funny for me and my friends And I get the next day has 30 million views and I go

Why? Mr.. I'm not! It's not that! Yeah, yeah. I don't understand why. Yeah, you do. It's a black kid knocking over TVs in a Costco As a Boston guy goes And you're doing the most annoying thing over it

Hey! Look at that fucking kid knocking them fucking TVs over! You know exactly why it's funny. You know what it is? People really just like that accent. People like the Bill Burr heavy Boston accent, man. So do it. I know! I kind of honestly should have made it my thing my whole... I should have been like a Gilbert Godfrey. You ever hear Gilbert Godfrey? It's a real voice. Yeah, it's even worse.

Yeah. Well, no, it's not even worse. It's just, hey guys, it's me, Gilbert. I'm gonna be coming to the show tomorrow. Hi! Oh, that's a guy who figured out, eh, just have a goofy voice. Instead of listening to Howard Stern, why don't you do these videos? It's a lot of listening to a lot of Stern. Bring up Gilbert Gottfried. Cardinal Cardinal for five says,

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Great food, but you guys didn't warn me about how windy it is in LA. There's so many flags and kites. I think that was a... Pooh for two. Thank you for not killing yourself. Hippy Terrace for five. That video of the dude's apartment made me feel so good about myself. Yeah, that guy was fucked.

That ISOM guy. Yeah. That guy was living in sin with a safety pin my comfort five I want to hear more story was about the blood debt Sean o's dick I don't remember that potato 105 for 20 demands the fog machine ocklevich for two slow can we say okay I can't say any what this is a racial slur remember? That's the Oklovitch No it is Britsman for two Whose peepee is bigger Dick or Vito?

Please verify it We're probably even. Mike Hunt for five Australian. If they do end up remaking American Psycho Will they give Patrick the Joker 2 treatment? The thing about American Psycho is they already did do a sequel Oh well they're remaking it now. Yeah. Okay. Did you ever read the book? Yeah. Yeah.

Books way more fucked up than the movie. You think so? Why? He kills that kid. Yeah. He kills a kid at the aquarium or some shit. It's all make-believe though. How's it more fucked up? Is that... I don't know. It's been a while since I read the book. I mean the book is a make-believe story so why is it more fucked up you think? Killing the kid. Because like in the movie you're like kind of like this guy he's fun. Killing whores. Yeah he's killing fucking whores. Yeah. He's not just killing like a random little kid where you're like oh my god just cut off the fucking tits of whores. Yeah, he's killing fucking whores. Yeah. He's not just killing like a random little kid where you're like, oh my god Just cut off the fucking tits of whores. He fell nothing though.

Well, that's the worst part. He goes I killed that kid. I felt it. He didn't like it. He's not gonna do it again. Yeah, I'm gonna go back to killing whores. Like, oh, why'd you have to kill? Bums and stuff. You've just done that anyway. So yeah, that was always the most disturbing part of that book for me. So yeah, that was always the most disturbing part of that book for me. Black Crimson for 50 Australian dollars? Wow! Can I get a call to prayer for Hamuari upon us? Summon all the Haram pig Pokemon, Tepig, Swinub, Lichonk, Splank, Grumpig and Piloswine! There are a lot of pig themed Pokemon.

I have big news! from Allah direct from Allah put down the British girls for a moment and listen yes I'm playing in big Pokemon tournament you play Pokemon brother I received word from Allah I should have done this longer I received word from Allah I'm going on big quest next week. I'm playing in... Pokemon tournament. Okay. With the two boys. Okay.

Wow. Is it an all ages Pokemon tournament? But I don't know if it is a standard or a- or- Do they have something other than standard? Do they have anything other than that? I don't know. Because I- Pokemon only has standard. I have Char art mega Charlie's art EX deck and I have

Charizard the EX variant deck with a smegle the guy with crystals. Okay, so you're not taking this seriously at all I am what do you mean? Where'd you what what's your deck Charizard mega Charizard? Charga's easy why don't you build like a good guy send their Charizard card? Charizard evolving to mega Charizard for free. What do you mean like a good day I send their Charizard card Charizard evolving to mega Charizard for free we mean a good deck I already know this is Europe is this is like some bullshit deck you just put together with whatever you had no it was a great deck with Volcani on and fire spirit and welder two or three professor oak and then I have a great You're gonna be in great shape Sable Eye, Sable Eye is the Gem Eye Pokemon variant deck of it

and then I have a Regilecky, Elecky, uh Regie Blue, you don't fucking know I based this off the winning- I bought- You bought the winning deck last year I went to the fucking Pokemon Kart Tour and said Last Year's Winners and I bought that deck on TCG Player That deck's probably legal now If it's Last Year's Winner

This is what I just found out. You can't buy last year's deck, it's illegal now! This is what I just found out. You bought all the cards for a deck that is not legal at all? This is what I just found out to Lato's. Yeah bro. So now I don't know what to do, I need... When's the tournament?

Very soon. No time to order soon no time to order No time to order you can't order some single have to buy in person Allah must provide now There are a lot of card shops in LA so you get it done You know who you want to go to Frank and sons on a Wednesday no before that That's before the Pokemon turner for that fucking cards off TCG player if it was Thursday. This is weekend? Wait, Frankincons wins. Frankincons, we can go tomorrow.

I'm not going to Frankincons. So on Sunday, we can go Sunday. Frankincons is a shit ton of Pokemon sellers. I need a deck, I need a good deck to beat the children. Right. I need it. So go to Frankincons, they got a bunch of Pokemon sellers. I'm not got a bunch of not going I don't want to go to Frank and sons I had you know you haven't even been in there one of you been in the new one yeah you know the old one

that was like a like a fire hazard yeah you've been in the one that's inside a Costco look I've only been to the Franken Sons I don't want to go to another Frank and fucking sons. I want to know what to buy I Have to go to Frank it's why so Reggie a lucky deck no good Reggie's still Reggie a lucky probably illegal wife Cuz of Allah no Allow card you're gonna do a magic tournament I can tell you the deck is a lot What you should do a magic we should go to a magic turn no no no no no Don't I don't want to play magic. It's too many lawyer II Too much not too many lawyer. It's a nice finnickling

There's a lot of right now boros is kind of taking over the format There's a lot of right now a boros is kind of taking over the format All right, well good luck with your Pokemon deck which isn't legal so you'll get kicked out immediately Go to Franken sons, they're open all weekend. I had a great deck you can go there You can just buy the singles you want I even pretended to play it with myself Yeah, and then someone sent me email Allah say look up the list of the last day your deck is illegal Yeah, I said Well, I wish you good luck don't need Yeah, you're what's illegal the decks illegal probably

It depends on which cards are in it. But cards rotate out. I told you. Regi-Lucky, Regi-Steel, Regi-Fucking-Blue, Water. I don't know what's legal in Pokemon right now. I don't play fucking Pokemon. Reginald Denny. Reginald Denny.

Den-a-jolt. Den-a-jolt. It's got Gremblar. It's got Plain-Jangle. Sableye. That's the deck that I have. Sableye and a Porygon. Sableye.

That's the other Charizard deck that I have. I don't want to lose it. I don't want to lose it. I don't want to lose it. I don't want to lose it. I don't want to lose it. I don't want to lose it. I don't want to lose it. That's the deck that I have. Sableye and a Porygon. Sableye. That's the other Charizard deck that I have. I don't want to lose in the first round to some fucking kid. You're gonna.

I don't want to get disqualified. Do you even know how to play Pokemon? Like really? I will kick the shit out of you in Pokemon. I don't think that's true. I'll take a turn, I'll take one turn, 25 minutes. No problem. Well, I haven't played a lot of the recent Pokemon. Should I do the Press Roach? Should I evolve my Pokemon?

Let me think about it. We should play some Magic, see how it goes. I don't like playing Magic. What is this? Why? Magic's great! It's great, but I don't like playing it. I've been playing this great Leyline Axe deck. Love that Leyline Axe.

It's all just like scams and bullshit. Like, oh look, I've got a fucking Twizzler, and then I play my Spunglow, and they work together. Okay, yeah. Whereas in Pokemon, you go, I play big one, and I use big attack, and I do big damage. Yeah, and I look through my deck. Look through the deck. Yeah, that's good.

Let me look through the deck again. Pokemon's a fucking baby game. It sucks. Have you played the new Pokemon card game on the app? Have you tried that? No, I don't play apps. I play real life. Only three prize cards, Dick.

Can you believe it? That's dumb. Yeah. Fondus Maboles for two. 63 Earths can fit in Uranus. 64, if you relax. Pineapple Man for five. Shoutout to Bag of Schmidt. 2025 is going to be a good year. Pace Pop Pete for five. Hope you love H1Bs, Richard. Say it with me, kids. You voted for this. You made it happen. Yeah, we'll see what Trump

does. We'll see. He might want more H1Bs. Nah, he, well, Trump always says, when any kind of controversy happens, he always says, We'll see. No, he'll say, like, if somebody says, like, I want some H1Bs, he'll go like, you know what? I want a million H1Bs, and then he'll knife them in the back. That's always what he does.

So you never know what he's gonna do. You never know, he's always, he's always switching them around. You know that he knows their bullshit? But then he got in bed with all these tech bros, and they're spurging out. Elon Musk is spurging out. And then he goes like, well, you know,

America needs the best and the brightest. And everyone reads that as like, oh, he's siding with the tech bros. But I know Trump. I know he thinks and talks. He double talks. He always gets out in front. And Elon's like, well, but we need good people. He'll say, we need the always gets out in front, and Elon's like, well,

but we need good people. He'll say, we need the best and the brightest. And then Elon's like. Not just good people, Elon. Yeah, Elon's like, yeah. And then he goes, knife in the back. I think he's just going to play golf, man. I don't think he's, you got to hope for Vance

to get some shit done. I hope for Vance for drowning in the bathtub. I think Trump's in there to not go to jail which he successfully did Mm-hmm, and he's just gonna let everybody else do whatever they want Okay Hey, might do this. He might do the tariff stuff. We'll see about that Spider-turtle for five you know so bad at making comics at Half-Life 3 will be released 2025 and super killer won't be Vita will never be able to leave it down go fuck

yourself laughing crying emoji Loving it renaxis five says it doesn't matter how long it takes for super killer to come out Vita will still have a good comic Release before your July that's gonna be interesting cuz he's got 15 comics coming out. Yeah might be a good one It's very possible. I've always said it's possible to make a good one. He quit YouTube. That's retarded. Yeah, I don't get what that means.

Who's going to be the dumb black guy that fills his place? Is he not going to stream with that bald guy anymore? As? Well, I imagine that the announcement meant nothing. What is going on? I don't know what's happening. My nose has been just Is your cats wet? I? Can't yeah My my nose is perpetually wet for today, and it just no matter what I do it won't wear a sick mask

I'm not sick Your nose is just wet. Yeah Okay, the zip those imping spreading your DNA Why don't you wear a sick mask? I'm not sick! Your nose is just wet? Yeah! Okay... The zin- The zin- The zin- The zin- The zin-

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Yeah, it also well, he has nothing to say. Yeah, it's like he's just making the talking head the talking shit YouTube's algorithm It has been changing people are telling me where they're getting a lot of recommendations for like stuff that isn't just the same thing over and over. So I think all those guys, you know you saw like Shadiversity crying about how his channel's falling apart? Oh, the puppet guy's Shadiversity was the funniest one. Oh, I haven't seen that one, was it good? Oh, yeah. See, I love making fun of that guy, that guy fucking sucks!

Oh, yeah. Shadiversity is like genuinely an insane person He's a piece of shit. You've seen the clip of him telling his brother. Well my artworks good enough to be in both artists Yeah, we're both artists my art But it's not as good as yours But it is good enough to be published in a professional setting and his brother's like no no you're like your fucking sucks in a professional setting and his brother's like, no. No, you're like a sick retard. Fucking sucks.

Your art sucks. It's not even art. And all you had to do was- You cut your wife's head out and put it on Supergirl's body. And it looks like dog feces. It's like sick and weird. And all you had to do was wait like six months

and the AI came along to make that look way, like you can just plug it into anything and it looks better. It's your wife's corky ass head and face on Supergirl's body. It's better. It's your wife's corky ass head and face on Supergirl's body. It's weird. It's all, yeah, it's, well, cause I think he's trans. He fetishizes about himself having his wife's body

so he can dress up in Supergirl outfits. And also- It's just a weird fuck. It's so weird to see a guy like that put all this effort into making AI art and being like, I've mastered the ability of blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and you're like well that looks like dogshit and now a child can do it using any Like basic bitch fucking AI prompt. Yeah, like all this effort you expended was a complete waste of time and investment

Congratulations. I hate that guy. I gotta figure out that guy sucks adversity, yeah shit adversity Well, he's one- Is he a pedophile? I don't know. You know. I'm not gonna confirm or deny. I gotta look into that. I'll check with the others and I'll see what they say, okay? Let's convene the pedos. I'll talk to the pedo community. It's just like one of these guys where you go, bro- That snap. Did you hear that?

No. Okay, nevermind. Maybe it's my insight. I was gonna say, I guess, you know what, this is why I hesitate with- He's like, look at my badass sword drawing. And it's a guy like- I think, and everyone goes,

that's a fucked up way to hold a sword. And he's like, actually, that's a perfect way to hold a sword. Actually, I didn't even know to hold a sword like that all the time. See, I can just- Why'd you make her look like an 11 year old? This is an example, and then it's him hold a sword. I didn't even know I could hold a sword like that all the time. See, I could just, here's an example. And then it's him holding a sword like this. Like, yeah, it looks dumb and gay when you're doing it too, dude.

He's the perfect example of a guy who got popular by doing a very specific, niche, nerdy, dumb thing. That it's like, okay, you know a lot about swords because you're a nerd. Loser. Cool. I don't even know if you know a lot about swords. You talk about them a lot, but I don't know anything about swords. Sure. Maybe you don't.

And what's great is when those guys happen, there's two types of guys. There's guys who go, well, I might know a lot about swords or trains or whatever my specific niche is, but I'm clearly not a once in a lifetime thought leader and should just keep talking about that thing I know about. And there's guys who go, well, clearly me making videos about swords has made me very

popular. This means I am a special and magical and intelligent person. And now all of my opinions are very important and everyone needs to hear them. I'm an artist. I'm an artist. I'm a creator. Me and my what I did with my wife here in this supergirl picture is perhaps one of those stunning pieces of art See I'm Michael Angelo painted the fucking sistine shabba.

I've come all over her neck joining her retarded looking face with this weird supergirl Costume You know what it is? Obviously I made it naked for myself and just put clothes on to post to YouTube like a sick freak I'm gonna say that a son- the ultimate sign of intelligence is hesitation. Why would you put your wife? Uh, no, you think that because you're lazy. No, I think that genuinely if you are an intelligent person you go, well I think this is cool,

but let me not just like assume that it is actually cool and be like, hey I tried to make some AI art, like did I do a good job does this look cool am I a good artist whatever? That's like a con to get people on your side this the sign of intelligence is never thinking about anything Well some people just charge into a thing and like like he does and he goes look I'm a fucking artist now you go you're insane Yeah, put it out walk away. Yeah, I guess. Here's my wife and Supergirl or whatever. I don't care.

Maybe that's the way to do it. I don't know. It's the guys who don't have imposter syndrome are the scariest guys, right? No. The guys who have imposter syndrome, there are some guys who justifiably don't have imposter syndrome, right?

They've reached the top of their apex. They are universally beloved and you go, they go, I know it and I'm confident in my skills. But the guys who go like, oh, you know, I'm not sure what I'm doing. You know, I hope this sounds good. I hope the audience like humility. How do you tell humility from fake humility? Just like off the top of your head. It's hard. It's hard. Is it possible? How do you tell humil- well, fake humil- what would fake humility look like more? I don't know. What was everything you just said? Let me see. Was it fake or real? Let's see. Well I'm a once in a lifetime genius as we all know.

Uh, I don't know if I'm any good. My humility is genuine, okay? Most of the videos I've made I go, well that's not like great, like people liked it, but fucking, I'm not like, I don't know man. There's some videos I've made that I'm like proud of, and then there's others that I, you know. That wasn't about you, I'm asking in general. You absolutely made it about me two seconds ago. I'm asking in general!

He said, what was everything you just said? Well, wasn't it? Like, was it humility or fake humility? I think I have real humility, okay? I don't, I don't over sing my fucking abilities in any way. You know? You're a counter puncher. I'm a counter puncher.

If people attack your abilities, then you'll reasonably state back. I'm not saying I'm a comedy genius, I never said it, okay? But I'm being criticized because my bio, my Twitter handle is at Veto Comedy and they go, but he never does anything funny. He's not funny. All right, well it used to be at Veto Giswoldi but nobody could spell that. It's Veto Comedy guys, what are you doing here?

I'm just, you know, some fun thing. What should my Twitter handle be then? I don't know. Veto part time. Veto part time, part time or Veto? Veto half-assed, half-assed Veto. I'm sorry I made my Twitter handle Vito comedy and I'm being criticized by Puppet Guy. He's not even funny and he calls himself Vito comedy.

He's not even funny. He's never done anything funny in his life. And I'm like alright, I'm sorry I made it at Vito comedy, I just thought it would be easy to find me on Twitter. I don't fucking know. Call Vito not funny. I just thought it would be easy to find me on Twitter. I don't fucking know Vito not funny I'll call it Vito not a no no comedy if you don't know comedy No comedy Vito no comedy Vito Johnny Rico for five

Biggest problem is your girlfriend getting you sick two days before New Year's and you lose the entire week You're not from work being sick and not Snowboarding calling care for two veto King Congolian Yeah Sartrej for five want to know why veto ate a cheesy street chalupa while drying his shirt in a Bangladeshi slum Yeah Check out the biggest problem in 2024 bonus episode today Check it out today

Somebody told me I need to get Mexican white cornmeal to make the fucking chalupa shells and I'm like I don't think I'm gonna do that. You should. Maybe I should. Maybe I can make a cooking video. Maybe that could be it. Do you want to replicate the cheesy street chalupas at home now that they've been discontinued? Well, I've found a way. Cody Titus for two, god damn it I miss Sean. Silver the Cold Steel for five, how is it that Vito can fit in your basement? Did you need to install a double wide garage door? Also, how is Superkiller stealing it out?

I want a refund. Vito's cat for five, Vito, you're not Howard Stern. Stop trying to be him, not even like a fat. How am I trying to be like Howard Stern? I'm not trying to be like Howard Stern. When have I ever said I'm trying to be like Howard Stern? I like listening to Howard Stern. What do you mean?

I don't know, you just kind of have a vibe of like No, Howard Stern's vibe is completely different from my vibe. Howard Stern had the same vibe, like I don't want to be Howard Stern. I don't want to be Howard Stern either. No, Howard Stern had a much more dewy vibe than I bring to this show. That's what he would say.

He would say like, I'm a Jew! I'm a Jew! I got a would say like, I'm a Jew, I'm a Jew, I got a Jew-y voice, I'm a Jew. Good old Howard Stern. He would say that. He would say that. He would say that. He would say that. And now you're saying it.

Oh, we also, we forgot, we need to, of course, pay respect to one of the fallen, the great Jimmy Carter, dead at 100 years old. Oh, yeah. May God, may he rest. I got that news live on my show. I was so happy. You're happy that Jimmy Carter is dead? Yeah, he's built in hell.

Fucking peanut farmer. Fuck him. First of all, fraudulent voter. Yeah. He doesn't know. Fraudulent voter, he doesn't know what's going on. He doesn't know, on every fucking. He said he was very excited to vote for Kamala.

You don't believe that? Kamala, I believe, but every other thing else on the ticket he was excited for? I don't believe that I love when they like cut to him and he's just like a lot They're like Jimmy Carter's a hundred years old. Can you believe it? You're like, absolutely fucking look at him Habitat for humanity shit is so annoying. Why do you build houses for people and that's it? Oh, so if mr. Beast does it it's cool and fun. Well, he did it once. Yeah, mr. Beast did it once Yeah, hey every time in Africa. I'm building these fucking guys houses like that's it. Oh, so if mr. Beast does it it's cool and fun. Well. He did it once yeah, mr. Beast did it once Yeah, hey every time in Africa. I'm building these fucking guys houses like that's cool alright Yeah, now I'm crashing a train like oh cool. Jimmy Carter's like I'm building these fucking Africans houses

Hey ready. I'm back again building these Africans houses saying you should have pivoted to crashing a train. Yeah, I got it man That would have been cooler. I guess we should all go be building Africans housings Jimmy Carter Jimmy Carter That would have been cooler. I guess we should all go be building Africans housings Jimmy Carter Jimmy Carter There's nothing else going on in this country that you fucking He doesn't have any it's not his problem anymore it never was Just I'm just here for the spirit George Bush going on fucking late night shows to shop shitty paintings What the fuck was that period? Well, mr. President, I hear you've been painting. Yeah they're Embarrassing and weird you want to see one no stop Now that's a guy they're Pretty good Though

No Terrible They're like how, but outsider Art Appeal you know he does it every day he Wakes up Every Day George Hw Bush Pay or George W Bush P every fucking day, so he's got that over you. There you go. Bob Kane woke up every day and he forced somebody else to draw Batman, so maybe I can live my life like that. You're not either of those. I'm not a Bob Kane. What the fuck is Bob Kane? Bob Kane's the guy who invented Batman.

Oh, who gives a shit? A guy in a Batman suit? Inventing Batman. Who gives a shit about the guy who invented Batman? A guy in a Batman suit? Yeah, probably. Well, he didn't invent all of Batman. It's like, hey, we need another superhero. Oh, like Zorro?

You can't say Zorro the Fantasian. Oh yeah, give him a little bat ears then what's he like? He's like a fucking guy with the bat ears. What do you mean? I just said yeah like all that other shit was added by other people Yeah, Bill Finger Whatever Whoever did it somebody else did it. Well you're actually hitting on one of the classic comic controversies Which was what was Bill Fingers role in developing the Batman? It sounds like you're fucked up the ass, but well he did get a gay moron controversies which was what was Bill Fingers role in developing the Batman it

sounds like you're fucked up the ass but well he did get gay moron he did he got fucked over by Bob Kane who gives a shit it's interesting how you've intuitively struck upon this all this shit is dumb all of its dumb it's just a bunch of gay nerds thinking that they're like the bis- some genius. Can we please? Oh, I came up. Oh, I'm Chuck Dixon. Oh, hi. Where's my Chuck Dixon thing? Where's my Chuck Dixon thing?

It's somewhere. That's not him. Oh, well. Well, I heard my son's getting subpoenaed. Where's my voice? That's my eyeball from my mouth. Hey, hey, Vito. You gotta come up.

There it is. Okay. Hi, Mr. Knox. It's been a while. It's been a while. I just learned that I'm on some kind of a toilet that people watch in their homes. Is that right?

A toilet, yeah. Well, some kind of appliance anyway. People watch it in their home, I only know of a toilet that's in people's homes. No, it's not a toilet, Mr. Knox. Some kind of toilet that people could watch. Okay, no, it's a- Hey, my son's going to court.

Well, it's not your son, but yes. My son is going to court. Your great-great-grandson, I believe, is going to court, my son's going to court. Well, it's not your son, but yes. My son is going to court. Your great-great-grandson, I believe, is going to court. My son is going to court, and he just got married to a black woman. Too bad. Wait, he just got married? I don't know. I think so.

My son's going to court. Mr. Knox, you have a lot of news down there now. You know, my son's going to court. He's going to testify. Well, I can't... I think he's gonna bamboozle the prosecutors and the defense attorneys both. You're allowed to use the word bamboozle, I'm not. What other words am I allowed to use?

That's a lot of words, Mr. Knott. I've got a golden ticket. I don't think you're around for that movie. Oh, I've got a golden ticket. Sweet mommy pajama. I got to say, Mr. Knox, there's something about your teeth that is genuinely terrifying. Because I need crest swat strips on my teeth

because they're a little bit yellow. Yeah, your teeth are very yellow. They're kind of very white. They're not very yellow, you fat piece of shit. No, I was going to say. They're a little bit yellow. They're a little very yellow. They're not very yellow. You fat pieces of shit. They're a little bit yellow. They're a little bit yellow. Well, Mr. Knox, yes, it does appear that your great-great-grandson is going to court.

Court case, people are being subpoenaed. Because he's being bullied. By some kind of a Chinaman out here. Chinaman? Yeah, Riley is half Chinese. You didn't know that? No, I didn't know that. You can't tell with his fucking- that wasn't pink eye, he had his mugshot. That was his- half of his head is Asian. So he's got one screen of eye.

I didn't know that Riley was Asian. You didn't know that? That's fascinating. Yeah, so it looks like that court case that I thought had been tossed is maybe still going on. Well, there ain't no charges now. There ain't no charges. There ain't no charges, son. So if there ain't no charges, what happens then? I don't even know. You go to jail. Welcome to my era.

Welcome to the Jim Crow. Welcome to the Reconstruction South. So is Riley going to have to escape? Like I said, a black man or an Asian man to prison for any reason. Any reason at all. So it's very possible Riley's going to have to use some sort of underground railroad situation to escape from justice. Underground Chinese railroad, that's right.

While they built the good with the regular railroad. Riley's underground railroad is gonna have Wi-Fi, gonna be like South Korea, open up bitch. I'm excited to see how this turns out. How do you think my grandson will testify in court? Do you think he will be do a good job? Do you think my great grandson will be do a good job in testifying in court?

Mr. Knox, every time I see your face. Vito, do you think that he will be do a good job? Do you think that Eric July will be do a good job in court? Vito? I look forward to seeing the eloquent speaking manner of your grandson, Mr. Knox. Listen, Eric, Eric, I can only speak to you from beyond the grave of my piston grave on this electrified watch and toilet.

And let me tell you that you gotta hit them with some razzmatazz when you come in as a court. If they say, they say you gotta swear on this here Bible to tell them the truth, and you say you grab the book and you say, I won't grab the book and say, I won't speak the truth. I won't speak the truth. I won't speak the truth. I won't speak the truth. Holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla,

holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla That's a good thing to testify. I think they toss you out of court if you try to put on a show. What you know fat boy? You don't know nothing about court. Clearly I don't. Well I guess I was mistaken. Maybe Eric will have to testify in court.

Fascinating. He should be testifying in court. Well I know your people are good at testifying. They sing it from the... Well, you know... Comic book creators like me? I drew my own comic book. Did you now?

Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I invented that. His eyes are like not even fucking on the same plane. What do you mean? Mr. Knox, whoever did this etching of you I think did you dirty. It's not an etching, it's a picture. This is a photograph here? Yeah, my comic was called Dat Batman. It was called Dat Batman. Dat Batman.

What happened to that Batman? what happened to that Batman? Yeah, I invented it you invented that Batman Yeah Well, I may all have to give that a read Batman. Yeah, I'm a very Was that and you wrote that yeah, wait, I forgot that I was looking for Chuck Dixon. Yeah, you completely forgot We've been handing out with mr. Ice on knocks for quite a while. Oh I was looking for Chuck Dixon. Yeah, you completely forgot you were looking for... We've been handing out with Mr. Ice-Um-Nox for quite a while. Oh, there he is, Chuck Dixon. And then a bunch of dicks shoot up your ass. I can't believe it.

You go looking for Mr. Dixon. I forgot I was even talking about. Well, I believe you were talking about how you don't care about comic book bullshit. Oh, are you excited about 15 super stories of... 15 super stories, Vito? All my favorite characters have come to visit. Are you excited about Norfrica? 15 super stories.

Norfrica's coming? OK. And, oh yeah, it's this way. Are we going to get Larry Sugar Knight at some point? Larry Sugar Knight's going to be there. Larry Sugar Knight's going to be there. Larry Sugar Knight's going to there. Larry Sugar Night's gonna be, she's gonna say I'm sweet enough. Thank you, they say. Hey Larry Sugar Night, how'd you like some brown sugar? And he goes, yeah I'm sweet enough. Are we gonna get more of the... Thank you sugar tits. Mr. Dickson, I don't know if that will fly in the rip of ours. It's kind of a family friendly We even saw that you know there's titles intended for children now. Oh, yeah that weird fuck

Cross-eyed of Latham's vavers or whatever drunk PDO Oh drunk 3po yeah drunk 3po Assomatic Chronicles that only sold like that piece of shit that fucking wasted. He's taking my money I said bitch. I'm Chuck Dicks right up here. I'll shove these dicks right up your ass Oh no no no, just Chuck I invented Bane. I invented Bane Hold on, Rip-A-Send is a very important part of the Rip-A-Verse publishing portfolio How about I send my foot right up your ass? Drunkpedio

No no Hey Drunkpedio, why don't you stop drawing comics about little pedophile kids Chuck, Chuck About little kids you sick weirdo. Chuck, this is a lot. Before I chuck my foot up your ass and my tit up your ass. You're a comic statesman, you can't be saying this about Drunk3PO. I'm kidding.

And Rip Ascend is also going to benefit other creators like Yellow Flash, you're a fan of him I would imagine. Hey did that chick get her tit cancer cured or what? Which one? I don't know, that Raven one. Oh yeah from the from the root. Well you're you know hopefully the money you're bringing in will help her out. Look either cure him or lop him off. I don't I don't know what's Chuck. That's a little extreme. Is that too far? Chuck. Hey the woman has breast cancer come on

this is a look I think you just focus on what you're great at telling great stories I mean you, AlphaCore. I mean, if she had better tits, then she could raise some more money, right? Am I right, is that wrong? Chuck, come on, that's... Chuck! I don't think that's the reason for a lack of funding.

I mean, I saw the Gifts and Go. Chuck, you're not a toilet. Looks like one of Mike Barron's comics actually. Oh, come on with this. Stinkerino in the toilet. Chuck. In the toilet. This is too much.

All I'm saying is, if I see a great set of tits, I'll throw in a hundred bucks, but otherwise, you know, I'll buy the shirt. So what, you didn't pitch in on this one? You bought the shirt? I bought the shirt. I bought the shirt. Come on. She got about two dollars from that. Don't bust my balls there, Vito. I'm not trying to bust your balls, Chuck. I was all excited for the new...

Don't bust my dicks. The rip-a-veal, as they put it. Rip-a-veal, yeah. Which was confusing. That was my idea. Why would you call it rip-a-veal? I said, Eric, that's bane-tastic. Rip-a-veal? That's bane-er-ific. That's a bane-er, I said, Eric, that's bane-tastic. Rip-A-Ville, that's bane-erific. That's a bane-er, I said. That's a bane-er. I've got the venom coursing through me at the Rip-A-Ville. Yeah.

Ooh, that's a titwhacker, I said. Now, I think one thing Rip-A-Verse fans have been very excited for is the stunning conclusion of the Ice-Som trilogy. Oh, you're going to love it. Now, we previously ended this with ISOM rescuing his... Satan kneels on ISOM's neck and he can't breathe. Well, I don't know if that's a way to conclude it.

He pulls... Well, and he pulls it out at the last minute. He pulls out the race card out of his... ...jutility belt, I call it. No, no, Chuck, you can't call it that in 2024, 2025. What do you mean? Jutility belt I call it. No no Chuck you can't call it that in 2024 2025 What do you what do you mean? Jutility belt come on and then he's I know you're out of the mainstream, but there's still a few things Come on come on. I can do whatever I want. I'm the legendary Chuck. I came up with Bane

You did you did come up with Bane? I don't know if that lets you have a Jutility belt I just think that might be. I came up with that for Bane. That was my I was originally a Bane. I don't know if that lets you have a utility belt. I just think that might be. I came up with that for Bane. That was my. I was originally a Bane idea. Well, I said he should have a utility belt. And that guy you were talking about before,

I said he should have a venom. And I said, that's like steroids. That's bad for the courage. I just look. I think that now that Eric has you in his corner, we're all looking forward to the ISOM 3 conclusion. And maybe, will we see perhaps what happened at Jasmine? You know, maybe we'll Altona face off with Darren again.

She gets roped by a Muslim grooming gang. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Mr. Dixon. Sorry, that's canon. I don't think anyone wants Jasmine to get roped. Nobody wants it. That's the point. That's a good story. Then ISOM calls the police. And they show up and they arrest, they arrest Terrence. That sounds like a thrilling conclusion at all.

Is it a courtroom drama, the end of ISOM 3? That's life, buddy. That's life. Cops just show up and the party's over. Well, I'm very excited. 15, 15. 15 books. 15 new. How many books have you put out this year?

Thankfully none. You fucking idiot. I'm happy with the one. You know how much money I'm making off of this idiot? Yeah, that's a good point. Oh man, and he quit his YouTube career because you guys bullied him too much. That's true. That's too bad.

We really put a damper. He had a really good thing going there until he kind of fucked it all up. Get a good thing going I should have stuck to making fun of white people. It's Easy money. Yeah, yeah, they messed that up didn't there is an alternate timeline where that guy kind of just Kept doing his own thing. I'm getting the call. Oh, I've gotta go. Okay, Chuck good seeing you buddy Whoa? Wow, we haven't seen that guy in a while rip-a-veal man

Rip-a-veal that's cool. Glad that Chuck Dixie Dixon could stop by I'm glad I love Chuck Okay, that right Scott Adams though one of these days I miss Scott Adams though, one of these days. No, I can't do Scott Adams right now. Jack Benoff or two, or Ryan Yead. At some point, maybe next time we can have him to weigh in on all this Indian stuff. I don't like Scott Adams anymore. What has he been up to on Twitter?

He's always causing trouble. Everyone's just, what's every white right wing male doing? Chitting on Nick one day. Isn't this the perfect time for Dilbert to be commenting on Indian shit? Yeah, they hate Elbonia. Yeah! Elbonia. If this is the new Ra in Dilbert, this should be his time.

Yeah! Dogbrit made everything go to Elbonia and everything fucking sucks there! Yeah! Scott Adams should be like- What are you doing, Scott? He's finally off the chain, he's Dilbert Unchained. Where are these hard-hitting Dilbert satires? The rhyme yeeted dicks in my ass.

Nobody wants that. Jack Man Offer 2. How are you going to replace Sean with H1B Indian? Terminally chill for 2. Do not redeem this trooper tatcher. Tyler P for 10. Dick Umexi Jew. Send me my stuff you sent to the wrong address in September.

Ooh, I'll try. And Vito Fat, send me my comic I ordered. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. ToxicWaltz0 for 666. First time ever Super Chat. I love you fucking yoke balls. Thank you, Toxic.

Rhinoxis4five, Vito is basically just doing what Ozzy Man Review does, but people are mad for some reason. What's that? Is that the guy, there's one guy who just does videos of all the Indian people cooking food and then he comments on, there's a lot of these guys. Do that!

Yeah, I'll do that. There you go. I love those. Sam Tums for one. Is he the one where it's like white guys, if white guys made Indian food? Yeah. Yeah. I put that grate on it.

Why do they always have to look like they're completely disinterested in what they're doing? Because they don't have any kind of connection with process. They're just like zombies and then they do things it's all fucked up like how'd you fuck all this up? What sir it looks terrible Jared 7 7 1 4 5 Vito How dare you screw the longtime loyal fans and Jack prices for us no more of this coddling not making fat jokes bullshit This is war tabo. You allow you weak. It's not like I did it without talking to you. You, I would have never toggled the no grandfather mode. Okay.

I would have grandfathered in all the prices. Well. I might grandfather in my prices on my Patreon just to show you what's up. Okay. I'll raise my prices and grandfather everyone in to spite you. Whatever feels right. Okay. Bart Dingledorf for five. I love gooning to Leela con all night long my favorite lolly con artist oh

Real black guy for five when will dick take responsibility for ruining Boblox's life since any turn trans lied to his friends put on a Dress and left the channel can I say something real quick about Boblo? Let the gay autistic kid wear dresses just leave the fuck alone. All right I don't I don't need endless videos about Bo blacks putting on a dress. Oh, he loves it He loves the might maybe he's getting off on the humiliation if he is non-binary if he is a woman now Yeah, oh god forbid someone make a movie a video about a woman wearing a dress. I guess he's a grown man at this point. He's like 20 something or whatever. But it's just kind of weird that every aspect... He's a grown fa...

For those of you who don't know, Bo Blacks, who's been a guest on this show, I guess there's some picture of him wearing a pretty dress and trying to be a girl. You know what? Let him be happy. Who cares? You look like shit, though. He looked like shit? What kind of question is that?

I don't know. Are you acting like that's? I haven't seen a picture of Boba X in a dress, nor do I want to see a picture of Boba X in a dress. You see the fucking? Yeah, and fuck that before I fuck Boba X. Jesus Christ. Opt two size on for $ for five six dollars to match the new patreon watching Oh, yeah, everybody should be doing six dollars Super Chats

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It's a big deal. Pigeon 5, wow, a comic in WW2. No one ever does WW2 in comics. Well, I've got an exciting twist that you're going to have to stick around for. We're going to see it in like 20, 20, 50, 25,000. Sega Genesis or five. I'm just glad my best friend Vito is having a good time. Jared771 for five Canadian.

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With 100% true facts. It would be fun to see you both on PKA at the same time. Plus Taylor back on the pod. I I'm gay for you guys. Love the show. You were on PKA Yeah yesterday yesterday. So the video the episode may be up now probably hear this maybe Yeah, what do you want to be up you filled in for Woody? Yeah, and there was a who was on flies. He rides those he straps a fan on his back and flies. That's awesome 4,000 feet in the air. That's yeah. Yeah, that's cool. I don't know if it's cool What do you mean those guys the fans and the paraglider things? Yeah When her boss does it it's cool, but when he does it it's not well cuz they're doing lawnmowers and stuff

They're doing they're not doing paragliders. They're doing like vehicles. Yeah, you know And yeah when they're doing it's cool. They they have the ones you like sit in yeah Yeah, what he does the ones that you're like standing in and you have a fan on your back. Yeah, that's awesome I mean, but so he's like up there coming like Flying around like that. You can just like fly like you can go for distances I watched a video of a guy just like flying over like fucking farmland cool as hell I didn't bring it up to say it wasn't cool. You're the one that said it's so cool Well, it kind of seemed like you're bringing it up like hey get this isn't it kind of goofy though

No, like in a little parachute flying around on the last episode devoted half of it to talking about how you want heelies That's cool. No, that's way gayer than flying through the air like a bird a dream man has had You're not flying through the air like a bird though, you're flying like you're standing in an elevator going like whoa Like you're Hillary Clinton. Oh so like the rocketeer You're not shooting up you're going straight you're flying like in Batman Beyond when they made Superman fly weird Like that that's how you're flying like. It's not cool. It's not as cool as you're saying. I hope I never achieve the level of jaded where flying is gay.

Well, but you're not standing up. Oh, wow, that's cool down there. Oh, and otherwise you're just like looking around. It's still flight. It's still leaving the fucking surly bonds of Earth to touch the sky. And you're doing corkscrews and you're like, woah! Like standing straight up. Woah! Well does he actually do the corkscrews and shit?

Yeah, he does corkscrews and flips. Really? Yeah. I would not do that, I just want to fly. So you're gonna need a bigger fan. I would say it's cooler these guys look at those fucking flight simulator setups man it's like you're actually in the sky yeah well whatever well maybe you should talk for you all right well a new PK episode featuring

Dick Masterson did you get to plug because you were on the show for four hours yeah I kind of forgot to do at the beginning though that's bad j-rob detailing Ireland for five euros dick That's not me messaging on snapchat. It's here or patreon. Okay. Do you like Guinness? Oh, man? I'm smash. Cheers Oh, hey, hey Vito. Cheers boys. No, I don't like Guinness I drank too much when I was younger So I don't like I don't like I drink too much Guinness when I was younger. So I don't like Guinness anymore Interesting, it's too heavy. It's like drinking bread.

It's a very good description. I'll drink Schmedek still maybe once a year, but not Guinness. I can't. I don't know how guys drink more than one of those. You see the Irish guys are always talking about drinking a bunch of Guinness. You're like, how? It's like heavy as fuck.

SlashBolt for 10, Dick, your race is a biological reality tweet pissed me off. I don't like H1B slaves or pre-leasing American workers at all, but to imply a person's values come from their DNA is totally insane. OK, give a black guy, a white guy, and a Chinese guy a fucking guitar and see what they play. And then give another black guy and a white guy

and a Chinese guy a guitar and see what it sounds like Yeah, there's nothing to do with value you shithead Hey guys. Hey everybody gather around so we've got this idea It's called a caste system if you don't like it walk away every who's still with me all the Indians Yeah, this sounds like a great idea. I don't know why but we all think this caste system is fucking amazing Hey guys, we have this idea called a Jesus Christ who died for your sins. Who's with me only the white people What what happened? Why why how come this didn't how come this didn't appeal to literally every person on earth? He's died for your sins. How come that doesn't appeal to every single fucking race a

lack of Marketing I would say, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody's identical. DNA means fucking nothing. I'm not saying that. Hey, we gotta... Are you saying white people are predisposed to enjoy the Jesus narrative more? Yeah, obviously. That was an interesting thought experiment.

Why? It's not. Well, I'm just saying, like, where did you get this from? Who has Jesus? Who has every piece of media they've ever invented since the beginning of their fucking race is Jesus? Why people? You think China's making movies about some version of Jesus? You think Chinese has a Chinese Superman? Oh, I'm here to suffer for all the sins of my whole... of all of China. No. They don't have that mytholog.

But I'm not... Well, I'm sure they have a hero's journey something type. It's a guy that obeyed the government. And he did what everybody wanted him to do. China man. Now that's the story. Knock knock Africa. Hey what do you guys like over here? Hey it's the Chinese Jesus. Stop doing Jesus shit. Yeah okay. And then he went into a cave and he died quietly. He died quietly. After putting together some iPhones. You go to Mexico you guys guys like Jesus? Yeah, but I'm Mexican.

Jesus is like a little like, you know, he's got like a magical powers and his mom is always around. And we really like his mom. His mom's got a big old ass. Mom's got a big fat ass. Okay, you like Jesus' mom? We don't really, we're not really that,

right, we're not really into Jesus' mom, you fucking dickheads. Oh, you know, Jesus is mom, you know, cause I don't, I'm Jesus. I'm not gay, you know, I don't wanna think about, I like the idea of the Mexican. There's no, slash both, there's no difference, there's no difference between any fucking race.

You're totally right. They're all, they're all fucking identical, dude. I like the idea of the, So what are you saying, one's better than the other? Well, I don't know. Do you want to play country music right now? Alright. What do you want? What do you want to do right now? I think you should make one of these today.

The Dickmasters breaks down the D.A. Are you kidding me? If I could just speak normally? Yeah. I've been not speaking normally for 30 years. Because I know teachers started with me, hey, you can't be saying that stuff. Why?

If you would kick, you go to the principal's office and you'd be raped. That's true. You had to watch yourself. You had to watch yourself. Mr. Poops oracle for two, stop fucking with the audio, you eclectic fuck. Dean Shock for two.

I was talking about those forever ago. I know, thanks for the laughs, boys. Unless it wasn't, I don't know. Nobody else has been saying anything. I don't know. Drainage Dave for 5 just started my 8th run through of the original show this week and this reboot, well, has been fantastic. Easily the best content on this website. Keep it up.

No, you know what, you know who else isn't different? Men and women. They're exactly the same. You're right. Yeah. Men of, people of all race are exactly the same. You're right. Yeah. Men of people of all race are exactly the same. Really, the men and the women? Well, not the women. They're fucking retarded.

I almost brought in this problem, and I might expand on it in a future episode. My problem has been being the liberal, the centrist friend that all the liberals need to come to and Say you might have been right about some of the trans stuff Another one of those today I got another I always get guys going you know when you first started saying some of this Trance that was wacky. I thought you know when did Vito become such a radical bigot? What do you mean? What do you mean?

Saying it was wacky? I said guys- You know what pisses me off? I know Splashballed. I've met him and he's a white guy. What he just said is the whitest fucking shit on the planet. You think you're going to China? Hey China, you guys know that all the races are the same.

Exactly the same. They will fucking execute you where you stand. Well, that's because the Chinese... Knock knock Africa, just want you guys to know that every African race and every race on earth is totally identical and interchangeable. It's just a question of economic advantages, Dick, as we all know. It's just a question of socio-economics. That's all it is. All dogs are the same, you know? All those pit bulls murdering top... Why can't we care about the fucking pit bulls?

Guys, we all know women are retarded. We can sit here all day and talk about how women of every race are different and retarded in a different way. But... We're all identical. A black woman and a white woman. Same thing. I hear white women say, ah hell no,

all the time. You got shoes in the middle of the room? Oh hell no. Oh hell no. Oh hell no. Oh hell no, sis. Put your shoes away. McLightsaber for 10, one of the most retarded examples

of unnecessary censorship I've seen is people censoring the word accused. Accused? I have not seen that. That's weird. Johnny Rocker five, the UK let countless underaged white slags get, okay. Is that a quick sell for two?

The mainstream loves CUNNY. Not Mothman for 10. Hey Veece, this is like the third time you brought up Nazis being a subculture that will never be corrupted by my advertisement. Where did you read about it? I'd like to learn more. No, this is just genuinely a thing

that I have invented in my head. It's based on nothing. Not Mothman for five. Wee Richard, same question, but what about the Federal Reserve? You want to read about the Federal Reserve? I have no idea. Oh.

Send me an email. Hollywood for ten. Dick, thank you for being the voice of us white sub-tards. You guys need to get your fucking act together. Well, maybe that's your- It's not fucking arguing. You wrote one book, maybe you could write that- It'd be a good book.

Dick Masterson Whites are better than Indians Men are better women now that's something you put in a Barnes and Noble The other one you're gonna have to get a little more creative with the titling Gay bitch for 4000 for 699 Vito's wake up routine. Wake up, take a huge shit, get out of bed. There you go. Climb, drive, and destroy for $10. Richard, can you ride Vito and hurry up with Superkiller? Thank you. Yeah, I'll try.

Chris Scofield for $2. Vito, pay dick what you owe him. I knew you would forget your fucking checks. I wrote the checks! They're on my fucking table. I wrote them. Backdated checks. Here we go. If I send you a picture of them will you be fine? You can send it tonight. I've sent you 90% of the money. There's one payment I gotta send back.

Whatever, are you hired up for money all of a sudden? I mean you've had a loan for that money for three months. Basically. Have I ever not paid you? Where's the interest on that? Yo, you want interest? Yo, what's the big? What's the VIG? What's the VIG? I didn't want interest since it's starting getting into January

4th, 5th, what's today? The 3rd? I have to, I wanted to let the fucking December numbers fucking whatever coalesce. YouTube doesn't finalize the numbers until the end of the month. Okay. So you're getting more money than... How much is that? how much is that amount? Why don't I have the rest of the amount right now? It's coming, baby. It's not here. You had you had the check But it's at home. I have why don't you take a picture of the check next time just in case you don't forget

I'm really good about paying you I do a complete breakdown of all the cost so you can look it over if you ever want To it's late all that shit is It's not late! Okay? I already gave you 15 grand out of it cuz I was paying you a bit of GAVE ME whatever GAVE ME

hahahaha I know I look I have the checks okay? I'll send you a thing you can scan it into your mobile app Why do you say checks like it's multiple checks Cuz I wrote two checks. Okay, I'll send you a thing you can scan it into your mobile app Why do you say checks? Like it's multiple checks? Because I wrote two checks because I wrote one Oh, here we go I wrote multiple accounts No, it's not multiple accounts. I wrote one check and then I said, oh I should also check the the merchandise totals guys

Don't forget killdozer.industries get your biggest problem merchandise Did you get a Truxme shirt yet or is that still sold out? You can still get a Truxme shirt. Is it sold out? No, it's not sold out. If I go there right now, it's not gonna be sold out? I mean, it might not be in black or whatever it was. I should have brought in the numbers. We actually sold a lot of Truxme shirts. Yeah, it's hilarious. I think Truxme was the best-selling shirt. It's a great shirt. It's not even on the fuck- where is it? It should be at the top with all the other Big sprom shirts. Oh there it is. Yeah, all right

black Heather black though Black Heather is black. No, it's not. How's that any different? It's not the same thing put it in large Look. Black large unavailable okay but it shows hold on this is black which one's black Heather I don't know which one's black Heather this is black Heather cuz it see how it has the little sparklies gay no it's just this is what black is now they don't do solid black anymore they do the little fucking the

fibers in there it looks better your shirt has that effect. Look, you have a shirt- This is an Indy 500 shirt. Okay, whatever. It's still black. It's just black, Heather. They don't make solid black anymore. Oh, they fucking do too make solid black. No, they don't. They stop making it. Yes, they do. It's outlawed. It had asbestos in it. Alright, alright.

The other one had asbestos. Total incompetence. Just get the black Heather! It's exact- It is black! How the fuck do you not have black shirts? How do you have this year and a half store with no black shirts? It's such a fuck- It's like amateur hour. Shut up! I don't control- Look.

Who's controlling it that they don't have black shirts? Who is it? Shut up Who is it? It's the fulfillment people were using Whom? Printful You're telling me Printful doesn't have large black shirts in two years? You're out of your mind

I'm not out of my mind It automatically propagates to the store They've clearly discontinued offering the solid black in favor of the black heather because the black heather is a nicer color. I promise you, if I sign up for a Printful account, I could get a bunch of-

We can look right now. Okay. Go to Printful.com. Printful. Printful.gay. Don't disparage our printing partner. Order for yourself. What do you mean order for myself? Because you'll be able to order exactly what you want.

Explore products. Alright. Yes. Browse new- Don't browse new products. You clicked that for some reason. Well, it's the first fucking button that came up! Hit men's clothing.

Okay. Okay, now. Hey is this a is this a grooming gang? What is this? They have a number of different models you can choose from to represent your clothing. This guy. That's that's. What the fuck is this is the number one? It's one of many options. You can pick as. Do you see? Are you waking up? Shut up. You're such a shut up. Such an idiot. Okay, now we sell the Bella t-shirt. No, no, no, no I'm just looking for t-shirts. Okay. All men, all t-shirts. Sure. Here we go. Okay Unisex. That's what we have. There you go.

Right there. Okay, so click on it. Oversize cotton black. Click on the bellow ones. It's right fucking there. Best seller. Black. Canvas 301.

No. Black Heather. Black. Look at, see all the ones that are X'd out? Bitch, are you fucking high, Vito? What? Black. Black.

Black. Look at this. What size? Large! I've clicked on large. You think the earth is sold out of large black shirts? Don't double-check it of course it's fucking in stock. Well why was it in stock? Cause you fucked it up somehow! And you're fucking back end or whatever you're doing! Okay so the large blacks are in stock here yes yeah duh yeah well so you fucked it up why would there not be any black shirts why would it not I don't fucking know anymore okay I think that

must be it on there that's on their fucking system you have you have fucked it up. The black heather is nicer. No, it's not. It's fine. Have both of them, but make the blacks available. I will look into making the blacks available. Unavailable blacks. Biggest problem in the universe. Alright, where is this? I'll find it here. I got it. All right, where is this? I'll find it here. I got it. Did it did it did it did it? Okay, if you don't pay dick what you owe him Mike hunt down to you know I bet veto couldn't make a video a day the archangel Joe for $75 called the prayer for the Indian don't take our job. Who's never takes you know who does take your job ditto?

Who never takes you know who does take your job ditto Putting on to who else take a job Oregon take your best part the worst part about Pokemon Pokemon one through 150 great Pokemon Every Pokemon are doing split up into energy doing what the Pokemon do and they say also Pokemon 151 to 300 you have job taking Pokemon well you have Pikachu then you have some little leaf man come in try to be little leaf man dinosaur man come in to take Pikachu job. Turtwig? Turtwig come in.

I think Turtwig's taking Bulbasaur's job, not Pikachu's job. And you have to come in and say, oh actually, other Pokemon came in, now we have new Charizard, but Charizard is a dragon, psychic Charizard, a fairy energy? This make no sense. Only stick with original, native Pokemon. You can't just have the 150 Sure, you can only have 150 because there's not that many animals in the real world Allah has only seen to make a certain number of animals you ask small child how many animal are there he goes

giraffe horse fish Turtle that's it. Then you say give give me 150 more, and the kid said, I don't know, leaf turtle, leaf giraffe, shit, shit Pokemon. There's a lot of retarded gopher type Pokemon at this point, a lot of variations on a theme. Electric sheep, stupid. Well, once they started being like,

what if there was a toaster Pokemon, you're like, well. Motorcycle Pokemon. Why is like motorcycle Pokemon That definitely seems like a sin against Allah Two wheels all the fun in the world ockle bitch for two You know should review every Cracker Barrel America God. I love Cracker Barrel one of my great disappointments is the closest Cracker Barrel is on the way to Vegas Your Cracker Barrel boy. No not a CBB No, I don't want Cracker Barrel. They got that cornbread get them biscuits. I hate cornbread you hate corn I hate it and my- Your people invented using corn for everything.

My people? Mexicans? Yeah. I don't like corn bread. Native Americans just kinda hate it. Mexicans were like- We called it maize. Maize. Maize! Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like sweet things. I'm sweet enough. Not even with the chili?

You put the chili on top? I don't like fucking corn bread. I don't like sweet don't like your buddy made chili that was really good who brought a lot of the Brought it over here. They had a pot of chili. They were good. Yeah, that's incredible. Yeah, not the cornbread though. I Liked the cornbread here at the jalapeno cornbread. I hate spicy bread more than I hate sweets bread It's spicy bread Wow. Let's make sweets bread. I hate spicy bread. Wow. Let's make it bread. I'm learning a lot.

Doesn't need to have vegetables in it or spice or sugar. Do you like naan? Yeah. Yes. All right. T-R-N-E for two. Max Cool. I got it from a hairdryer.

Mike Hud for two. Bob Dylan more like Robert Zimmerman, am I right? Oh, that's true. And Amanda Hug and Kiss for 10. Thank you, Amanda. There you go. All right.

What a great show. Oh, you have a couple more here. Let's see. Oh, you thought you were getting away from a certain bit, but I guess not. Let's see. Pineapple Man for two, if you use AI voice changers for the daily videos, that's true. No, don't complicate it. Just do it like I said to do it. I'll just load up, every day I'll load up a video and go,

These black guys are shoplifting iPhones! Dude. Look at all these iPhones! These black guys are shoplifting! Yeah. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ all those eyes I'm telling you man Anthony coming every day every video is just a different character hey Wilbur look at all those black guys stealing those iPhone hey boo boo boo boo look at these black guys they got their picketing baskets and full of iPhones fucking video different cartoon character yeah just

do it hey scoob why scoob look at all these iPhones where do you think they're going scoob I don't know Shazam

and people go you know I always know what the video is going to be, but I watch it anyway. I don't know why. I think I've seen this. I think I've seen this movie, Scoob. Shaggy? It's so fucking sad. All right, well, maybe I'll do that. Maybe that's the theme. Clap trap for five. Dick's right Vito, you need to do these voiceovers. There we go. The Archangel Joe for five, can we get an actual super killer release date or are you just chucking Ds in and out of my ass when nobody wants that?

I got one in my head, but I'm done putting out dates. Mike Hunt for two Australian. Count Dankulip made his video just his friends too. Mike hunt for five. Sorry. Null said Sean owes you a blood debt on his last show. Can Null do a pushup already? Like what?

I mean, it's 2025. Null's crying about his, uh, his diet or something. Yeah. See, like when we talk about my diet, I'm like I'm on a podcast, it's fun. He's just on there just crying. Crying about everybody. Oh guys I know about what a calorie is and calories, you know, I don't need, you guys know you've surrounded yourself with retards, just do, go find friends who aren't them do a push-up well He can't he's locked inside and those are the only people he can talk to I said I read some posts and all said about

Like how he's dead broke and the sites never made money, and it's like why are you making? dollars for some fake lawsuit or something Yeah, he's pretending to have a lawsuit. Just don't like IPFS exists. There's no reason to have an uncensorable forum yeah just quit do something do something productive you know something engaging and fun don't just surround yourself by sick people and the mentally deranged well knows a guy who like would chased away all the normal people what is his driving ideology like What does he care about? Because at one point it was like.

Friends. Right. Having friends from being the guy that they all love. And worship. Well, he's a complicated character. Because at one point he's like, I'm a free speech guy. I want to make a place on the internet where I get free speech.

I'm like, OK, that's pretty cool. And he goes, and I also, I want to have a a medicare style, like a podcast like thing where I go on and I make fun of people. And I also think that Cloudflare should have taken the Doerle daily storm off line, like, all right. Yeah, I'm like, you're a complicated, confused figure, no. Yeah, complicated.

And I want to hang out with the most annoying, insufferable retards on the internet and have them not make fun of my weight. And it's like, okay, man. Hey, I won't make fun of your, I won't make fun of your genders if you don't make fun of my weight. It's like okay man, hey I won't make fun of your genders if you don't make fun of my weight. So he surrounded himself with these fucking retards and now he's like yeah man I don't know why all these retards are bothering me all the time. It's like you, this is a problem of your creation. I don't know why Dukes says I should do a push-up. You pushed all your internet dads away, no.

And you're not getting any more. No one else is ever gonna take that bait You're too old for an internet dad. You had a good one in dick Madison. You fucked that up. Then you moved on to Nick Reketa Okay, and that was another fucked up internet dad thing and now you're out of internet dads. You're not getting another one They're not gonna give you that you can't they'll just grow on trees So now you're just stuck in a room full of retards Crying about how you can't diet and everybody needs to leave you alone It's not running kiwi farms. It's not It's not go be the internet dad that you so clearly desire Yeah, go find a woman put a fucking baby

in her do that well whatever at least I'll get off the fucking internet stop crying about everything and it's not gonna be kiwi farms forever it's not even kiwi farms now I am the ninja of all ninjas I am the ultra ninja I am lower than the lowest ninja in the ninja fucking Academy bro calm the fuck down! Get a life! Jesus Christ! I don't know why I feel bad for that guy. I do too. It's like a tragedy. I mean cuz he's weirdly seems like a nice person, like kind of. It seems like he's been led down a fucking gauntlet of ins... like when you... It seems like he was like, yeah, fuck dick, Nick Riquetta is my dad, then he went, whoops.

Whoops. Maybe I'm really bad at this having a dad thing. But it's not my fault. I'm a great son. No. You're a bad son. You're really bad at it. Just do a push up.

You don't value the relationships you have and you come up with really pedantic reasons to destroy them. And then you go, I don't understand why I'm all alone in the middle of nowhere with no one who likes me other than retards on the internet who laugh at my shitty YouTube stream. Or whatever the fuck, Rumble stream. Rumble. Yeah. Does he get like 10,000 viewers? Maybe that Rumble guy will be his new internet dad.

Oh yeah, maybe. And you can fucking betray him too. Maybe. Poor Noel. I know. Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy looked at the man in the moon. He said dad I made an internet for him for friends and now I'm stuck and alone and retarded and everything sucks in my life. Detox is great, show this week boys, Vito you're the funniest unfunny person on the website Tom gave us 14.88, oh okay

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How did you get subpoenaed and I didn't? Because you would not because you'd make it not fun. Oh, so they brought you in because it's fun. So I ruined it. I do humility better than anybody else. Longer too. You've never seen humility like this before. Yeah, seriously. And you're gonna love it. That's what Vito has to say. Hey, I'm the most humble guy in the world. Aspartame brain tumor for two. Is this Sanford and Sons? Bam bam bam bam. T.J. for five. Chuck Dixon, how's the first episode of the best episode of the year? Everybody wants that.

The God of Sleep 215 for nine, this super chat is one dollar less for the Patreon screw. Pigeon for ten, there's a joke about Woody training the October 7th boys, but I'm not smart enough to make it. I made it on PK. Michael Winning for a hundred, Cardinal is an F slur. Do the pirate bet. Thank you. Michael winning. Cardinal, Cardinal for five. No more brother war. I love Michael. G money pants for five says fat.

Nicholas for two says Vito. No blacks, just Wal-D. Kevin for two. Black should always be available for purchase. And Sparrow Eternal for two says, I will never buy Heather Black. Go fuck yourself, Vito. Hey hey Heather black is the best black of all hold on just one more here let's see is that a quick self-attitude says I love the hat dad and you'll win the vocal for 20 please do the daily iPhone videos veto they will be your magnum opus can you just do it can you just do the daily iPhone videos video, they will be your magnum opus. Can you just do it?

Can you just do the video? Everybody's asking for it. Everybody who thinks it's funny, can you just do it? There's not always a video suitable for dubbing. There's always a fucking black kid doing crazy shit! Why does it have to be a black kid? Because you know what the bit is! Ayy boo boo!

Oh gee damn, that's like George Jetson. Ayy family! Oh gee dad, I'm Elroy. This black guy is fucking taking all the iPads. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo So get out the scale or I'll smash you to shits! Vitospooty! Vitospooty! Vitospooty! Vitospooty! Vitospooty! Vitospooty!

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What's it gonna be? Oh, this, uh, this episode's gone on long enough, so why don't we just crack it open? Let's take a look. Uh oh. That looks cool. Wait, what is it? That looks neat. What is it? I don't know. Wait, it's in like a fragile box. It is in a fragile box. Wait, wait, oh. What was it? It's a fragile mouse. Wait, wait, oh. Oh no! What was it?

It's a sliding monkey. What was it? Well, that kind of makes me- is it another black figure? What is it? I don't know. Well, it's destroyed now. It says this is a set. Do not se- okay.

Here, open it. I'm gonna get a different camera. Do you actually not know what this is? No, I don't know what that is. I thought it was good. It's a motherfucking poppin' a nicer box. I thought it was gonna. It's a mothers f***** poppin' a nicer box. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA Yeah. You somehow... Wow, you really destroyed it. Yeah, damn right. Wait, did he pre-destroy it or did you do this?

I mean... This thing is completely snapped in half. I have a set of skills. That I've developed over a number of years. Somehow you managed to get through two boxes and still snap Mother's Milk Head. Broke him in half. I don't think we have enough of these right here. Just creating a pile.

We gotta do a giveaway if anybody wants to sign mother's milkhead leave a comment I don't know I'll pick somebody bucks yeah you know what everybody everybody who's a part of the patreon you're officially grandfathered in I'll pick somebody a random and I'll send you a mother's milkhead how's that sound there you already get some value back already and look at that we have our list of our top supporters. Thank you to everybody, this is updated. Hopefully, if for some reason I missed you, send me a message.

But you should all be on there. I can't even read them. There's too many. Oh, what a horrible problem we have. So many supporters. What's the point of the credits if you can't read them? We don't read them, we never read them. I mean, I can't read them with my eye.

You read them on, you have to go on YouTube and you can see it up close You it's cuz you have it windowed you can make the window bigger, and then you can read it No, I know how big like screens are don't fucking move my shit around there. I can't read anybody I Can read them? Name read one Caleb I Can't read that the Pope the Pope Whatever

Mark Melcher Rogers, Mr. Rogers on there the Pokemon guys on there Oh, I see the Pope now Jacob Cersei is on there and he does on there if I go into that tournament and my deck gets rejected Why don't you just you can write down what's in your deck and it'll check if it's you could actually go into Chad GPT right now and say this is my deck is it legal and it will tell you I don't trust the Chad GPT You should it doesn't know it absolutely knows. No, it doesn't know that stuff. Yeah, it does. They'd only know stuff like Tell me what tell me what's the worst thing about white people like tell me what's the worst thing about white people. It's like don't get me started. Don't get me started, everybody.

Oh my god, these white people. You have the easiest thing in the world to do those videos with the voiceover. And I know you're not going to do it. You're going to disappoint me. I'm not going to make one every day. You got to make it every day, though. You got to make it tomorrow.

You have to make it tomorrow. Let me think about what I want to do with it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no I got a lot of other stuff. I'm doing you don't have anything that you're doing. Yeah, you're not doing anything You're going as you're going to Costco every day twice a day. I love it at the Costco Make a make a I was thinking about becoming one of these Costco guys. That's my real That's what that's my real dream always want some kind of a scam But then then when you hit on a scam you're like, I don't want that scam. I want a better scam. Well, I want to be the con- I want to join the Costco guys crew. I want to hang out with the Rizzler. You're not gonna let the Rizzler near you.

Anywhere near me. Yeah. I'm gonna get my own Rizzler. I'm gonna call him the Drizzler. It's a kid of B's all the time. Hey, it's Big Vito and the Drizzler. No, that sucks. I got another character, he's called the Costco Racist. And I just go into Costco.

I play Anthony Cumi eclipse loudly. While eating a hot dog. I'm pretending that it's ironic. I eat a Costco hot dog and I blast the Anthony Kumia radio show at full blast until I get kicked out. Anyway guys, check out a at Victory News Net for my famous viral video, which I will never make another one. Subscribe to the show and like the show. Like the show. Yes, like the show as well. Check out Dick on PKA. news net for my famous viral video, which I will never make another one.

Like the show. Yes, like the show as well. Check out Dick on PKA. Or you're gonna die or your family will die. New bonus episode, Biggest Problem in 2024, retrospective at patreon.com slash biggest problem. Yeah, we got a lot of fun stuff going on. Ulam Ulavitchi says, please do the daily iPhone videos, Vito. They'll be your magnum opus.

Sounds like a lot of fun. I'll take it under advan- we read all these. We got all these. We actually just read that one a second time. Come on, man. Come on, man. Do people really like them? People love them.

Ripoffers is so upset because it's so good. OK, see, I think you to gaslighting me why would you think that I don't know okay I think they're fun they're a lot of fun great great gift thank you fucking mother