The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 181

Episode Date: March 15, 2025

Do do do do Play some yeah, i've been playing that sonic game which sonic game Uh frontiers the one it's like bad but good The one where you just run around like an open world and you just there's just rails there You're just jumping and flipping and point to it. Yeah. No, not at all It's just like you're just sonic and just run around you just jump on shit. Oh, and you find little balls and cows chows you find little uh You gotta Cows? Chows? You find little uh... Chows? You gotta find little medals to see you talk to Knuckles. Oh, I hate Knuckles.

I don't ever want to talk to that asshole. And then occasionally you unlock an actual Sonic stage. I'm like, I don't want to play that. I just want to run around. I don't want to play the actual Sonic shit. I just want to talk to Knucklesuckles talk to Knuckles and run around and jump on shit Call him a shithead. He is a bit of a shithead This is real, right? Yeah, this is real life. This is really happening. This is really happening. I'm out of it, man I know yeah you you're all over the place buddy. I got about 60 problems I've entered the real problem zone that's

I got about 60 problems. I've entered the real problem zone Problems minor dog shit, so that's good sick radio voice guys You're having a Tom like us you ever listen to Tom like us. I remember Tom. Yeah, what it why would have a Tom like us He sounds like RFK now. He's like I'm surprised all those radio guys don't look you would think talking all day long then I'll lose their fucking voice He had some kind of he has a name for it. It's like some kind of allergy didn't really messed up his voice Really now I'm like fuck do I have that am I ever gonna be I don't think your voice has changed much I don't know everyone always says my voice has changed to subtly become yours. Oh, yeah, you're mimicking me Did you think I don't think that, but

I don't know, like sometimes people who are new to the show go I can't tell the two of them apart. You know, you're like, so you're such a bitch that you've become his voice I don't think so My voice has not changed into another man's You piece of shit

I mean, I don't know, maybe you spend enough time with a guy you probably take on some of his vocal mannerisms I would imagine yeah, if I listen to Tim Conway too much Yeah, I can tell that I start talking like him. I mean who do I talk to more than you? We got when you're listening to Norm McDonald. I can tell yeah listening to a lot of norm lately I do I mean I just do that naturally now like a lot of just norms cadence has entered my natural Way of talking Yeah, the same way. What do you call it that? Shall we like?

So I think you should leave news. Oh, yeah Yeah Really really you really think that's the reason now I'm on to any and out he shit What's now talking about any and out he's I don't know what that is. Like your Innies like rape someone behind an Arby's. Your Outies, your Outie likes cucumbers, you know? What, no, I have no idea. Your Outies. I can't process this at all.

Your Outie can't drive a stick. What is this from? Is this a thing? What do you mean is it a thing? Innies and Outies? No. What the fuck you talking about, man? Is this a TV show? What are you talking? You wouldn't know. Innies and outies? No. What the fuck you talking about man? Is this a TV show?

What do you do? You wouldn't know. I guess not. I'm completely on the ounce Things are moving too quick these days. I don't want to spoil it for you. Okay, should we do the show? Before all that. I did want to just say Superkiller 2 now available. Superkiller 2 now available All this Eric July drama, you know, I forgot what it felt like when it's like at a fever pitch. Yeah, you know, cuz I was like everyone, everywhere I go, he reignited a firestorm. Well, he really- I'm wondering, I'm not gonna say he's a genius, but I go,

was this just a hype up, like people's awareness of his idiocy like what is he what's happening? I think he's turning back to monetizing the haters because the company's failing Yeah, I think he's got to start drama farming to build up his business again people are jumping into the Eric July It's like a whole it's become a whole subculture on it itself. Well. Yeah, cuz his Yeah, Riley's going nuts. It's everybody. He probably, because it's so important in his ego, like the whole I'm an Ann Cap and a badass, and I didn't dodge the police summons,

which he definitely did dodge the police summons. Dude, his excuses for like, well, they never sent it to me. It's like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? Of course they did. They served everyone in your warehouse. You had two weeks. No one who works for you said, hey,

the cops are looking for you. They want to serve you because you know, you said you got to protect us from this guy. Yeah. I haven't heard anything about that. I don't know anything about that. He's just such a liar. He's such a liar and a pussy.

Like typical gang banger, you know? He's tough when there's like a group of them. He's like, yeah, yeah, I'm in the back. Yeah, my shirt's tucked into my underpants. Yeah, I'm tough. And then it was just him. He's like, yee hee hee ah, bok, I my shirts tucked into my underpants. Yeah, I'm tough and then it was just him He's like All the way home I don't understand how a guy can just like lie that much

Because fans are retards to fans are a bunch of pieces of shit too because I wanted to say like he's a convincing there But he's not nice not Like not at all his lies are bad any of those people think you're actually a pedophile? No, they just say it. Right. And all their fans are like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. That's true. Yeah, YellowFlash was a-retarded. Screaming about that again. Oh yeah, did he say he was gonna fight you again? No, he said- he said- I said, Hey, ask YellowFlash, cuz we were like fighting in some chat. I forget who we were fucking watching. His wife can be there ready to arrest you if things get out of hand.

Yeah, and Yo Flash kept going, Oh, everybody go read Vito's QE farm thread, go read his QE farm thread. And I said, yeah, go read my QE farm thread. Nobody gives a shit. Dude, these guys are so retarded. I'm like, they always think you're perpetually blown out. They're like, oh, Vito doesn't want anyone

to read his QE farm thread. And I'm like, dude, go read my QE farm thread. It's fucking hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure that will make everything not funny. That's what's gonna work, Eric. That guy's a cow. Oh really? Does that make your comic book good? Is that the plot of I saw him three? Hey, what's up, Darren? You a cow.

It's so funny cuz they're like, they're like, okay, Vito has a QE Far QE farms and dicks a cow and you're like your comic book sucks You're like cuz they have nothing like they have nothing to say it's all bullshit comic sucks Yeah, and it's comic sucks, and you called the cops on a guy for making fun of you Yeah, like you kind of shot your you blew your own and fuck a yellow flash have to go like whoa Here's the thing is blah Trump gets pissed on like okay. Yeah, so exactly. Yeah, it's all that shit Trump is getting keyed on and this guy whatever Like they just have to invent this shit in their heads because they have nothing else

Haha, the beer is not counteracting the Benadryl. Like was my plan Whoa problem number one. Taking the wrong drug, bro. Taking the wrong drug is problem number one. Has this ever happened to you? It's happened to me a lot. It seems, it's, I've- Say, how come my nasal passages are still clogged

and there's a black hat man offering me a, tripped into a portal in another dimension? Oh shit, I took two benadryls Why? Maybe you're not supposed to mix them with alcohol as part of it. I just started that! Yeah You can't stop the hat man. Once the hat man is coming for you, he's coming for you.

We all know that. Once the whisper children are dancing through the forest, they're not going back in the hole. Is that real? Did you just say that? Did you say something about whisper children or did I imagine that? Dick, I'm trying to do a podcast. And I don't know what's going on. Is Eric gonna run to- he's gonna get his mom on screen. Mom! Don't you hate that guy? The biggest problem. Dick Batson, be a cow! The universe!

Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe, the only show that ranks everything in the universe, every problem in the universe from libertarian lands to blue balling fans. I am sorry about that, everybody. I'm your host, Dick Masterson, joining me is always just Vito. Fuck you! I know you're not. But I am. Why is it my fault?

That's the worst- I didn't say it was your fault. No, no, no, but I wouldn't have felt bad if all the comments weren't like, oh, Vito ruined the fucking thing. I didn't set a Super Chat goal. You set the fucking Super Chat goal. When I came in, you're like, oh, I'm going to set a goal for Super Chat. I said, don't do that. That's fine. Everybody want it. Yeah, you just have to do it though Yeah, but then I look it would have it was better to do it as its own episode We shouldn't have made that you shouldn't have been complicit in that making the goal thing that fucked everyone over I said don't set it as a goal. You're always doing stuff where you go Hey, dude, like give us a super chat for this fucking thing. I'm like, let's just do the thing

Was upset when Tony didn't take his good all-natural. Yeah when we hit the goal Like let's just do the thing. You're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I get blamed for everything related to this show. The fucking RSS feed doesn't update. Something I don't know. It'll just be some random thing.

It'll be like the podcast feed, like you uploaded the wrong episode. That happened recently, right? What? What do you mean, right? I don't know what you're talking about. People were saying like, oh, Dick, you uploaded the old episode.

I uploaded onto my feed to get new listeners. And I get no gratitude for that. Ingratitude. At the same time, I get like five DMs that go, Hey fat boy, you uploaded the wrong episode. I go, I don't even know how to upload the episode cause I don't do that part. I'm only half the fucking show and I like,

I don't have anything to do with the website, the fucking whatever. I get blamed for fucking everything. Yeah, somebody sent both of us a really mean email. Was it about how we really have destroyed- Well, some people are really mad. Because you blocked them, and it's like a really old fan. And I just glanced at it, and I-

Was that today? Yeah, I think so. I don't know, the Benadryl man all days have become one. Yeah, yeah, that guy sent me a bunch of DMs, and I guess he also sent me an email about how I blocked him. Why don't you unblock him and say you're sorry? Okay, all you have to do, as I've said- And I've said this on the show a thousand fucking times

I'm gonna fucking people listen If you want to be unblocked on Twitter at the VP ITU say hey Vito Can you unblock me? I'll go you know what did you took the time out of your day to ask? Yeah, obviously what I said, I'll unblock you. I don't care the reason I I block people is I'll post something and I'll go, ah, just hanging out with my cat. I love my cat. You're a pedophile. I bet you're a pedophile and your cat could make a comic faster than you're making a comic.

And I'm like, okay, every tweet I make, you guys don't need to do some show meme or whatever. Well, they do, but... I've heard them all a million times. I don't need to hear them every fucking tweet I post. Nah, but it's fine. It's fine if you did that. There's they just say can you unblock? Can you unblock? Yes? Yeah, some people get to a certain point. He wrote he wrote I'm really gonna get him I'm really gonna get him right and I go. Oh, man. I can't wait. You know, my mom's coming to the town I can't wait to see my mom. Oh, she coming in for Like I know that And I go, okay, so you're blocked.

Yeah, that's funny though. Okay, I get that it's funny, but like, it's not funny when 10 replies are that. I know, I don't care about blocking on Twitter. Everyone makes the same joke. I'm just saying, guys, if you're gonna put all that in an email, just put your handle. Just ask to be unblocked. Yeah, well, I, cause I scanned it and I'm like, oh, that's sexy, really feels bad, and he's a supporter, and I looked for the handle, I'm like, wait, there's no handle. there's no handle. So I said, where's your handle? I said, I went and checked the handle

I was like I didn't block you. Wait a minute and I went back and read it I'm like you mean to tell me you said you made me do all this work and I didn't even do it What the fuck are you unsubscribing from my show? Also guys, I hate to tell you this but you know, I got this guy and now I'm going no no This is bad. He, but you know, I got this guy. Don't. I'm going to. Don't. No, this is bad. He goes, you know, man, like when you were having problems with your computer, like I DM'd you help and blah, blah, blah.

And I'm like, OK, I'm on Twitter, and all of your names are like Fuxy McDouganheim. I can't keep straight who sent me a DM about fixing my computer, OK, who's secretly my third cousin that I saw. You should though, because you're ungrateful. Yeah, I mean I can't keep you fucking people straight. So when you go, we have a deep parasocial relationship, I sent you advice about your

3D printer. Yeah, it's gonna happen. I go, okay, I forgot that you were the 3D printer guy. I'm sorry. That shit doesn't matter though, it's just like, hey fuck you, I'm blocking you. Just say, hey, I'm a big fan. Can you please unblock me? Done. That's all this needs to be.

And I'm sorry. If you said it to me, I'll go, I'm sorry about that. No, I don't have to be sorry, because it's Why it's free. OK, fine. This is like, so easy to just be sorry. Well, I would be more sorry if I didn't get a fucking long ass message about how you're a long time supporter.

That makes me more sorry. And I betrayed you by blocking you on Twitter. Like, you have to understand, blogging on Twitter doesn't matter. I don't know who you are. It's like a stab right in their heart. It's not. Yeah it is. They take it like that. Because you can just get unblocked. You just have to say, hey can you unblock me? Okay what should we do to make up for the bonus? Should we put it out for free? I'm gonna put another goal Hahahaha I'm gonna- let's- alright, $500 goal, if we hit $500 we'll put the bonus episode out for free, that seems fair That seems fair

It does, we'll do another bonus Uh, I don't know, is it fair to the people who paid for it if we just made it free? I think they're fine- you know, at that, if you're complaining about other people getting free shit You're like, that's not an acceptable mentality. Fair enough. Okay? I want everybody to share in this, the takedown of Eric's video. I think you guys got early access to it, you got to consume it before anybody else, and

now we will put it out, and I'm sure we'll get a lot of complaints about how you paid six dollars for it. Hey, come on, man, come on! We're gonna do another bonus episode soon. We gotta give back! Christ is king, don't you guys know that? Christ is king. Well, the way the Eric Tjallaj stuff's going is I feel like we're gonna have fodder for. Christ is king, don't you guys know that? Christ is king. Well the way the Eric Chalai stuff's going is

I feel like we're gonna have fodder for a couple more bonus episodes. Cause uh- He's crashing out. It's nuts. This is nutty. Big time. Every time I think-

Fucking up. Every time I think I'm done, they pull me back in. How come his big celebrity fans haven't joined in and like calling me gay? Cause they know it's retarded. Dude, his new big celebrity fans, he's like cozying up to fucking Andy Kokesky. I'll fuck Dean Cain right in his ass.

How about that? You call me gay, I'll show you Dean. I'll kryptonite your ass. Him going, oh man, I'm gonna be best friends with PPP and Andy Worsky. You're like, congratulations man. Have fun. Yeah, you're going to the stratosphere from here. And then, I had to get out.

He's such a gang banger. Dude. He's such a gang banger. Yo, yo, can we be a gang? And I don't like that guy, you make fun of that guy. Like, Eric, you're supposed to, you said the quiet part out loud. You're not supposed to say,

yo, can you help me make fun of this guy? That comes across as very weak. And what I also don't get, there's this also like, Comics Gate stuff, where there's's a couple comics gate, like former comics gate guys are going, well you know, cause EVS has been fighting with all these guys, you know, we can't promote our comics on like, heel verse baby face or whatever. And I'm like, I want to communicate with those guys. I'm like, that's a dead end fucking road, man. You guys need to, you guys need to change your minds you really need to make waves you need to make good You should not be focused on getting fucking

Comic book if the only people you can sell comic books to are the fucking neurotic audience You're dead in the water already the thing people don't realize about putting out independent media Yeah, is that there's the freedom that you get to create your own thing, right? Comes with the burden of having to market it And you have to be a good marketer. You can't just say, I made this shit. Yeah, more than I was set. So everyone talks about it. You have to do, the creative freedom that you get

is offset, like Dungeons and Dragons, you get stats points here, but you lose stat points in free marketing. You don't have a guy whose job it is to promote your book and put it on a distribution list or whatever else. You gotta do all that yourself Smarten up, and if you can't do that yourself just shut your fucking mouth and cozy up to the guys who will do it for you I can't understand anybody to go you are like all these guys who's EVS is like hey

I have a stream thousands of people watch it. They all want to buy comic books Oh, you think it's really ruining comics for everybody. Begging be begging to get on his show. Absolutely. Let me on bro I have a hot take on this. And if he doesn't have you on you gotta go hey what why am I not getting invited on what could I do to be more dynamic and exciting and whatever else. You gotta push your way on. Yeah whatever just become a likeable interesting personality. Okay these results are rough. I saw the voting. Leaving stuff in your pocket for the wash is negative 92. Negative 92. Interesting that the fans were upset with this. Well you guys fucked up because there's still a first place.

Because you're so stupid you don't understand this. It's still a linear scale. So have fun wasting your fucking time and throwing a tantrum. All that money could have been spent working so you could afford more bonus episodes. Yeah, yeah. there you go. Printer Inc. for 102. Wow, I took the top two negatives. Negative 102. I'll take that all day. Killing All the Chickens, negative 138. Well.

Cynicism, I didn't get how negative that was. Cynicism. That was directed at me, right? What did I say? Oh yeah, that was that retarded kid that they didn't clap for you know That kid that kid is like well That's the other thing is they like made him seem like he was like a little kid You know like his dad was like holding him up and some just picturing the Bennefield man holding up a little freak When you're 13 your arm your dad like lifting you up, and it's not like a baby When you're 13, you remember your dad like lifting you up and it's not like a baby

He's like a grown-ass like middle schooler being like yeah, I'm gonna get some fucking pussy out of this He could have had an erection What if he had had an erection at the at the Capitol building and his dad's like stand up He's like no I have an erection his dad likes check it out everybody. Here's my retarded son. He's like blah And has like a huge dick also dude. I think that kid might be like Because he did this thing he went on some show and he said yeah, and Elon Musk said he's gonna give me a Tesla And they're like really he's like yeah, yeah, I saw him after and I said hey, Elon Can I get a Tesla and he said yes? Yeah, and I'm like well now even if you're not much didn't say that He's locked in what are you gonna? Do not give?

Dude if I was that kid I'd be like and he said he's gonna pay for my college Cuz then if Elon Musk says I'm not paying for that kid's college you'd go like I don't know He says you said you'd do it. It was that one with the Israeli flag on it. That's the one that gave him Yeah, that kid should try to get as much free shit as he can Australian capitalists in this episode we learn of Dick and Vito's Jewish background anti-semitic not funny not funny philosopher said you made a fool of everyone who super chatted the bonus episode should be free okay fair enough oh you talked me out of it with your camera says the biggest scam in the

universe yeah sorry I mean it took us three hours to go through Yeah, like if we could if we didn't know okay It was because you were tired Well, yeah, if we tried to do another if we tried to go through that video It would have been really bad cuz I would went yeah, you know, yeah, it would have been bad I would have been knocked out. So for the good of entertainment. I postponed the show but also the good of screwing people over. Yeah, the money-lucre there. No, it's not that.

Adam Smith, thanks for the comments letting me know the EJ reaction is behind a paywall. Saved me some time. We did 30 minutes of EJ reaction though. That's the thing is we did do some of it. We did fulfill at least a quarter. We fulfilled at least 20%, yeah. Of our obligation.

Of our end of the bargain, okay? You can only be a little bit mad A Riley says Lol Vito is fatigued from sitting down and talking for an hour, chat got scammed That's a different Riley Con Juwok Riley does blame me though, I saw in TMS

Oh, Vito ruined the show again Well yeah There you go, it's always me It's got nothing to do with you. Alright, fair enough. Conejuwok, FU Veto. We all wanted the Eric July video. See, FU Veto, it's my fault. That was my fault.

The Yone Ranger, expect many $5 producers to pull their production funding lull. Man, we really messed up. Well guys, the only way to get back at us this time is to send $5 Super Chats telling us what a bad job we did. I don't think that's gonna work. I think we're gonna, I think they're gonna starve us. ATX. Well we deserve it. Oh that's more, many more.

Wow, the greasy bait and switch deserves to get ratioed hard. I feel bad for the simps who sent Super Chats. Sims. This is low even for Dick. How's that even for dick How's that even for me well it is a way to scam you oh not or your own audience. Yeah, sorry We're sorry Bango skanks as Riley is the employee of the decade. Did you see that? our own reckon

Set Eric into a fit Wow He well he called him a word that's similar to the N word but it's not the N word because the N is backwards using some sort of an S key. Oh I did see that I didn't know that was reckon. So it's maybe it's the Z I don't know how you pronounce it I don't know what that word actually is but Eric was tricked into thinking you've got Word and he made a big spectacle of it isn't that ironic that in the very five days before he's calling me an n-word And going into detail about how I got snow responsibilities. You know those people in that word It's always complicated what they what you're allowed to do wow Anyway by Zaylin like no one's buying Zaylin because you got not called the N-word, Eric.

Zaylin's cool because it has the Z, which is an N turning around. And then he got his account locked. Eric reported him. Oh, Reckon got his account locked. For calling him some word that resembles... I don't know what. I thought you could do anything on Twitter now. I guess not if you're Reckon. Anthony Kumia has a... do you know he got syndicated? Did you see that? That's so awesome. He did one show and they said, my God, this is what the radio's been, yeah, he's back. We're putting in a new syndication.

You know that new sound you're looking for? N-N-N-N, N-N-N-N-N, N-N-N-N-N. And what's interesting though is I thought he was gonna get nailed on all the black stuff. And then all the, there's all these news articles and it's all like the Times of Israel going like, anti-semitic Podcaster Anthony Acumio returns like oh no he's gonna get done it by the Jews stuff

He said you stuff too. Well. Yeah, I mean come on Pretty tame it was like some Holocaust jokes. Oh wow it was not as bad. It was not as bad as his black stuff. I'll say Let me make sure this is working. I think it's going all right. Okay, yeah. All right, listen to that. Well, I don't even know if I'm gonna, I saw somebody posted the first episode

of the Anthony Cumia radio show. Speaking of Anthony Cumia, next week, we should have Chrissy Maron in studio. Oh, cool. On Wednesday? Yeah. Great. Longtime time Kumia associate. We can get her thoughts on the Eric July stuff. Yeah, well I don't know.

Did she interact with Eric July? I saw her, she still goes on that nerd-ronic guy's stream. Nerd-ronic? Yeah, yeah. Not while his wife is on, I'm guessing, because she's so big, no one else can fit. Oh yeah, well you're gay! Oh, okay. His wife is on I'm guessing because she's so big no one else can fit Oh yeah well you're gay!

I got a very famous segment dick you want to go right into it? Oh you fucking clicked it and now it's... Okay Have we done this one yet? Yeah, yes Have we done this one? Yes This one? No Family Guy? I don't think so.

Yeah I think we did. Okay. Fuck. Now I don't know. I don't think we did the Smash Mouth. Did we do Smash Mouth? Yeah we probably did. Who fucking knows. I don't remember. Do I remember this? I don't think we did this. Yeah. Thanks for leaving the intro in, as always. Very important. Hey now, Vito is fat. His problems suck. He's gay. Hey now, Vito is fat.

His problems suck. He's gay. Come on, throw it up. Biggest problem in that show. Australian? A little off the beat there, but we'll accept it. biggest problem to show Australia? A little off the beat there, but we'll accept it. Perfect. Was that a little boy?

I don't know if that was a boy or a woman or... Huh. Either way I want to fuck. It has a certain charming quality to it. Either way. Either way I'm down. Well, Dick, welcome to Vote It Up, where we took a look at some past problems. And I don't know how we haven't talked about this yet. From episode 37, and I want to find out, I don't know, has your opinion changed?

You brought in the problem of seed oil disrespecters. This is of course people who say we should avoid unhealthy oils, such as vegetable oils and canola oils. It should only be frying in delicious beef products and other associated things. Well Steak and Shake Popeyes, Buffalo Wild Wings and Outback Steakhouse are among the many chains that are planning to ditch vegetable oils such as canola and sunflower oil. As Steak and Shake said our fries will now be cooked in an authentic 100% beef tallow

to achieve the highest quality and best taste. That's great. Interestingly, as I was researching this problem, they've also said maybe more businesses are kind of pushing in a MAGA type direction. I don't know if you've seen Steak and Shake, it's kind of like- Tallow.

Yeah, well not only just tallow, but kind of being like... Muslims can suck it. That's what they're doing. Muslims can suck it. Burger, burger slash Muslims can suck it king. That's what they're changing to. They posted like a picture of a Steak and Shake on Mars, kind of a reference to like Elon Musk.

And it's like a new time for advertising. Whirlpool has a new toilet and it says, you could flush a Koran. It's so powerful I Was gonna say like fuck Biden we had we had what would they cut? What did they call like rainbow washing or someone out like all other America washing yeah? Yeah, well that's good though. It's definitely a different thing. It's interesting You know you used to go into every store

And there would yeah be pictures of like two guys holding hands as they shop at the Target. Not those two guys getting beat up. Yeah well now it's gonna be like a Mexican guy in handcuffs being led away from the Target as two white guys walk in and they high-five well no it can't be too white. They're replacing all those guys that check your receipts with guys that check your papers. Yeah yeah. Green card? And you don't have to show them but it's just like the it's the thought. Every every target will have an ICE officer to show them, but it's just like, it's the thought. Every target will have an ICE officer. He's not, you know, he's just there wearing the jacket, having a good time.

Yeah, he's just having a good time. Yeah, you know. Well, I don't know. I've tried to not have, did you know that Canola oil stands for Canada oil? So obviously I put a boycott and a jihad on that. Wait, is that really what Canola oil stands for? I read that in someone's tweet.

Canada oil? I think it stands, it's like a catch-all for seed oil. Yeah, I thought canola, but canola oil is like a mix of various things. What's a canola? Like a cannoli? I thought it's all Canada. I thought- I didn't chuck it.

I thought canola oil is like a mix of various vegetable oils. From Canada. Maybe from Canada, I don't know. I don't know. I have changed my position a little bit. Yeah. But just cause the baby, if the baby comes out autistic,

I'll change my position a lot. I'll really, then it's really war on the seed oil. Your kid's gonna be autistic. Every kid is autistic. It's over. There's nothing you can do about it. Thanks a lot. You just gotta hope he's the good kind of autistic

You know again. Yeah, you got to hope that he just yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah You're making a bow blaze. What do you care? They're all bow blazes Nutritionists do know that beef towel and other saturated fats like butter can lead to clogged arteries and high cholesterol While seed oils are ingredients in many highly processed foods, they're not the reason those foods are unhealthy. So people who think that suddenly frying everything in beef fat is going to suddenly lead to a health resurgence. No, it will be better.

It will be better and did you know? Why would it be better? Because it's more natural, bro. What? It's beef tallow. It's more better. It's more natural. Yeah. It has beef's beef tallow. It's more better. It's more natural.

It has beef type enzymes in it. Do you know who was behind the... We'll find out, I guess. Do you remember when McDonald's swapped beef tallow for... It was because the guy who had a heart disease. Well, yeah, but do you know who that lawyer was? He was... Are you doing...

Is this an early life thing? It was like a Muslim cry fest Do you remember that? It was my first as a young boy My first encounter with like What the fuck is this shit? That was my first time I looked at adults and said Why are you guys changing the fry recipe

For this fuck Who gives a fuck what his religion is Fuck him. And they're like, ooh gosh, we really better. And I was going, ha ha, what? Okay, everything you guys have to say from now on is totally void and meaningless. Fuck you guys.

It's hard to know who to trust. Especially when it comes to the concept of health where we never know what's going on. Remember when they found out that if you eat too much microwave popcorn, you get cancer? Wait, that's true? Yeah. I needed it popped off of a thing.

Yeah, so you're making actual popcorn. Yeah. The one in the bag. Why is that bad? They found out that whatever they put in the bag... Seed oils. I don't know if it was seed oils, they put something in there to make the popcorn, I don't know, tasty or something.

And there was a lady who was like, eight fucking microwave popcorn every day of her life I used to do that. Do I have cancer? Probably? Yeah, they said This is the last thing I need Whatever the fuck was in that bag like if you really dug into the bag You're like gripping it off with my nails inside the bag and I'm eating the inside of the busy. That was the problem is like What are you eating the inside of the bag? That was the problem oh no They said actually whatever was coating the inside of the bag

I think to keep the popcorn from like sticking to the bag they're like oh, that's just like a big old cancer jelly butter flavored Fudge this is like those the tea bags are given everyone can't everyone's giving you cancer who cares anyway guys seed oil Disrespect yours is currently number 882 I don't be scraping the inside of the bag of microwave popcorn Not at all. Go have a cigarette. Why don't you vote it up? It's very low on the list Now dick here's another one that I brought in all the way back in episode 20, which was the concept of anti

anti-Israel boycotts. OK, this was the idea that you as a citizen of the United States should be allowed to protest Israel as much as you want, as much as you want. Not buy their shit. And there's a lot of these obvious unc- Say we shouldn't have 30 year mortgages anymore.

Yeah. Should do what Islam does. There's a lot of weird unconstitutional laws that are being pushed out there to try and cut down on free speech. Don't tell me you're bringing in this shit and you're not doing it as a problem. Cause we're gonna talk forever about this.

This idiot that's getting shipped home. The Trump administration is currently moving. Yeah, yeah, this better be a fucking problem for you. ...to deport... this is a voted up segment. No, it's not the same. Okay. That's like a major story. Go ahead, go ahead.

The Trump administration is currently moving to deport Mahmoud Khali, a permanent legal resident of the United States who recently graduated from Columbia University and helped lead high-prof profile campus protests against Israel's war in Gaza. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has accused his colleague of participating in protests that he described as anti-Semitic and supportive of the terrorist group Hamas. He says foreigners who come to the United States and do these things will have their visas or green cards revoked and be kicked out. That's a good start.

So clearly free speech is dead in America. Sadly, your ability... He's not a citizen though. What? Whoa! Somalia doesn't have free speech in America. Get the fuck out of the country. So what is your point?

I see a lot of people saying that. They're going, well he's not a citizen. Yeah, so get him the fuck out. So free speech is not good unless you're a citizen? Yes. Otherwise get the fuck out of the country. Why? Because you're here to fuck around. Fuck you. How is he fucking around? Because he's using his free speech is not good unless you're a citizen? Yes. Otherwise get the fuck out of the country. Why? Because you're here to fuck around. Fuck you. How is he fucking around? He's using his free speech!

We have paid our dues to establish a free speech zone, which is not free. It's very expensive. Is he saying to take away our free speech? No. I don't give a fuck. Get rid of anybody who's not a citizen. Get rid of them. That's a different fucking- okay. I don't care how. I don't care how I don't care How the delicious cheeseburger gets on the plate if?

Anti anti-semitism got the cheeseburger here. I'm still gonna enjoy it I don't give a fuck why he's getting deported so anybody with a green card you want to get rid of all of them and Boot the bitch wife with them boot get the fuck out bitch your terrorist sympathizing bitch Boot like a fucking football! Here you go, blockhead! Boot! Gone! Bye-bye!

I don't think everybody with a green card needs to leave the country. I think there's a lot of people who obtain a green card which one of the valid forms of immigration that we have set up with checks and balances and tests and whatever else, someone who goes through that process, I think is on their path to citizenship.

And if we're going to kick them out, there should be a better reason than, again, practicing one of our core fucking freedoms. No, our core freedom is being, you're free to support Israel however you want. That is the problem. The problem is not everyone should be forced to support Israel. Go get the fuck back to Palestine. Go kick rocks. Go fuck goats, dude. I don't think he's from Palestine. Didn't you hear Trump? Chuck Schumer is now Palestinian now. Even some Jews are becoming Palestinians.

That's step one. Step two? Get out. You're gone. Okay. We're gonna make a little square in Palestine, in the Gaza Strip, called America Light, and we're gonna kick your ass back there you can go bang rocks I feel like your opinion on this subject is Is completely colored by you just don't want anyone here at all

No, if you're not a citizen and you break the rules get the fuck out. He didn't break the rules. The rules should be Whatever the rules should be totally up. want. The rules should be totally... It shouldn't be possible to follow the rules. They should be opposed to each other. Come on, he's doing terrorist shit. He's obviously doing terrorist shit. What terrorism shit is he doing? He's all connected and whatever. He's at Columbia fucking around.

At a news briefing on Tuesday, Carolyn Levitt, the White House press secretary, accused Mr. Khalil of siding with terrorists, saying that pro-Hamas propaganda flyers with his organization's logo were distributed at protests he led at Columbia. When asked to share the flyers with reporters, she said doing so would corrupt the dignity of the White House briefing room. Absolutely true. Get out. Get the fuck out. Dignity of the White House briefing room absolutely true

So there somewhere out there, there's a flyer that's this guy said I love Hamas I had a bunch of child porn on it. Yeah, there was a bunch of child porn on it. Why don't you say that? Say you had a bunch of child porn on it. Cause you can't say that shit on TV Obviously it had child porn on it. They're saying oh he loved Hamas. He just loved it. You're like ah cool So like what did he say about Hamas? You know what? I'm not gonna dignify that with a response. It was so terroristic what he said. He said fuck Israel.

Get the fuck out of here then. I don't know if you noticed, but this is like Israel. Bro, hey America, I'm here, I hate Israel. Bye bye, boop! Bro, it is- I can barely say that! It is crazy to me how many of you guys are coming to me going, well you know that guy was like supporting terrorism.

He's not a citizen. And I go, what did he say to support terrorism? You go, I don't know, some terrorist shit. He said Trump sucks. Bro, he's protesting the war in fucking Gaza or whatever. No, no, no. I paid. And I don't have to agree with that,

but I'm not going to boot him out and say he's a fucking... Now if it comes out... He can do that at an extension program in Germany. I would hope you would at least have him saying like, kill all the fucking whatever is I and then I go well At least you got a point there, but the White House is telling me there were some flyers We can't show you the flyers. They're so bad I feel like you should show me the flyers if you're gonna kick a guy out for protesting Israel again Why are you look it's this fucking shit where all these guys because I don't give a shit well you should why cuz all these politicians

you guys put all my friends in fucking jail fuck you I'm gonna kick everybody out we're gonna put you in jail again see how you like it put me in jail I'll have a good time all these politicians know that the reason they get elected is because Israel gives them a bunch of money to run their campaigns so they start Israel runs a great country. Yeah, I got bad news for you. They're actually really I love Israel being in Israel. I don't like that they make all the government do everything

and they try to dump all their immigrants on us. But they do run a great country. You got to admit. Which leads us into our sponsor, Manashevitz Potato Lotka is now available at your local grocery store for that true Jew taste in a kosher package. You better watch it! You should be afraid of that. I'm doing the plug! Anyway guys, anti-anti-Israel boycotts, I say free speech is important, Dick says not unless it lets us kick out all the brown people. Fuck you if you're not a citizen. Get the fuck out of here. Which one is the one I played?

It was the Family Guy one? No, it was the... No, it was that chick singing. It had a long intro. I don't fucking know, man. Damn it. What was it? Uhhhh... Vote Billy.

It wasn't the Family Guy one? Who's to blame? Oh yeah, okay, maybe it was. What was it? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uh Oh, come on man see this is how I lose them. I thought you deleted. Maybe you deleted already. I did I know fucking now Okay, well, I guess I'm the biggest pop, come the show, yeah, you gotta go vote it up I was making fun of his singing I know, you guys got to archive this shit man We did, I was just teasing that I had already done it, yeah And I saw one of his music videos I wanted him to feel like he was in control, then I take it away

What did he think was gonna happen? Why does he want all this fucking attention again? Does he think this is gonna help him sell a fucking comic book? He's just giving people more shit to clown on him for But why does he want all this fucking attention again does he think this is gonna help him sell a fucking comic book He's just giving people more shit to clown on him for He's fucking terrible at this. Yes. Yes, so this guy dick, you know, he's You I hear you don't like him and you know, you know, he gave here You know what? I thought we hook up, you know, maybe I maybe I could teach you some things You you could handle for me You know, I'm the basically like Darren Fontano, you know What it is?

He's he's making big moves. He's owning the haters His wife has to say what you're doing is fucking stupid man. You shouldn't be engaging with just make one good comic Yeah, that's the start of it. You know what you make one and you go. Hey, that was pretty cool Like everything else might fall into place from there. What about that new comic that he's got? Gaylord? Gaylord. The Space Guy? Gaylord The Space Guy. Gaylord The Space Man?

What Comes Must Die? Honestly, Gaylord The Space Man is a pretty good, I would read that. See, Eric, this is why you, this is why I don't give a shit about all these things you're saying. All that matters is that stuff that's right in front of everybody is funny! Gaylord the spaceman, that's fucking funny! What comes must die, that's funny! Fuck, what was that comic I saw at Comic-Con? I took a picture of the guy's booth, cause the guy who was pitching up a storm was like

Last Negro in space or something And there's a black guy who's like fucking selling the comic and I'm going Yeah, alright, I'm into it! But, uh, Eric could never do anything that exciting or funny Okay, all right. We're gonna do some problems here. Is that correct? Yeah, man. What was the song that we played? I'm sure somebody in the chat will tell you they'll fuck with me though. Oh fuck it. No, man All right, dick. Here's my problem is Weather's getting a little nicer. It's still a little cold, but the sun's starting to come out.

Daylight savings time just switched around. We're gonna have some sun soon. Yeah, cool. And I'm looking forward to a little bit of grill time. Okay, do you have a grill? Getting that grill going. No, I don't have a grill. Because I don't have.

Why? I don't know. I guess I had like a shitty charcoal grill. I like to grill in like a What do you call it? Like a public? It's like a event, you know? Have you ever grilled in a public park? Yeah, with the hot like the things that say hot coals. Yeah Yeah, with the Mexicans? Yeah, I've done that. Whoa. I mean, I don't know if it was with the Mexicans But if you're in a park you're doing I've gone to a cookout at the park before but I'm just saying like a like a cookout is like an event You know, I don't I don't need to grill for myself. I'll just put it on the fucking stovetop or whatever, but it girls nice

Everybody's out they can see I think a girls like a everybody can see what's going on. You know, they could see the meat It's a social event. It's a social event. Yeah. Here's the problem though is You've noticed this obviously I come over to your house sometimes and I go why don't I get on that grill? the meat. It's a social event. It's a social event. Yeah. Here's the problem though is you've noticed this obviously I come over to your house sometimes and I go why don't I get on that grill? Okay. I'll take I'll take over the grill right? And the reason I do that is because I've experienced a problem that I'm calling garbage grillers and there's a lot of these guys and I've had many a cookout ruined by a garbage griller. Okay. Where I go, oh, and I'm just watching the guy

and I'm going, oh man, he's gotta flip those and he's not gonna do it. Yeah. I remember being at a cookout, all right? I was with my girlfriend at the time and she's like, oh, this is an old friend of mine, he had the grill going. I go, ah, I got some burgers going. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I go, and then we're just like talking, we're like hanging out and he's not at the grill, I got some burgers going. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I go, and then we're just like talking. We're like hanging out. And he's not at the grill. He's with us talking. Oh, he should be monitoring it the whole time? He should be near it. He should be like in the vicinity. I don't know how grilling works.

I'm not any good at it. And at a certain point, I went, hey, man, you probably are going to want to flip those. And he goes, no, they're good. And I went, I didn't know how to say like, no they're definitely not. Just do it. That's a big baller move.

I probably should've, but I was like. Here's your ex boyfriend, I'm just flipping his meat up. I think at the time I was only a moderate griller where I said maybe this guy knows what he's talking, maybe he got some kind of meat I don't know about. But then by the time it was done, he served me, it was a rock hard fucking gray hamburger. And he didn't even realize there was a problem with it.

He's like, yeah, well, that's just what it. There are people who I think that's what they think a cookout burger is supposed to be, just a hard, rock hard gray meat. Yeah. Well, you want it like you want it like what rare? You got to go to like a restaurant for that. This is a cookout.

No, it's the people who go. Yeah, the guys who are afraid of like a little red meat. Oh, no, you really got to cook it through. You know, do I? Some of that E. Coli will get you. The restaurant that I go to. I remember I went again. I went to a cookout.

This has been my whole life is watching people now now that I have spent time Look, I'm not gonna say I'm a grill expert, but I'm pretty good at it Okay, so I go to a lot of things and I see people fucking up the grill and I go I just gotta I gotta get in there Maybe I'm the problem, but I'm not cuz I feel like I'm saving people No, you you should you should get in there and take it from someone who's not doing it right. I went to a cookout. There's no one who will stop, who will argue with that.

Okay, I went to a cookout and it was a bunch, it was like a girl's house. Like some, I don't know, was it like a man's? A cookout? Yeah, yeah, yeah. At a girl's house? Yeah, it was like a pool party or something. Was it in like Friday? Like that kind of a scene?

I don't, I was- The movie Friday? No, it was not like Friday. Was Smokey there? In Debo? What kind of a scene. I don't I will be Friday. No, it's not like Friday No, they're in Debo What kind of a cookout are you talking about? It was just it was like a pool party at like a rich girl's house right but like a dumb rich girl Okay, so definitely like her Friday, too. Yeah Okay, yeah, and her friends were like oh my god, are gonna grill this chicken We've been marinating this chicken and they took out these chicken breasts dick

They were like this fucking thick and they just threw it on the grill like the whole fucking chicken breast I went yeah, I went ladies Take that shit off cut it into fucking like manageable when it's big though It wasn't gonna cook evenly at all More it's gonna be so wrong the fucking bill. I had to go. I started making some big chickens Yeah, they're hard, but they are fun to eat. You gotta like you gotta like slow cook it though. Not pound through it Fuck that. You pound through what? 450 500 Big chickens, 40 minutes. What's the outside of it? It's just like black. Barbecue sauce. I don't even know

You gotta cover it with barbecue sauce. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta get a little flat. Cut out some, some- That's pussy shit. Filets, some breast, some breast. It's not pussy shit. That's how gay men space, space doesn't- Look, all I'm saying is, I don't know, I find meat,

I'm one of these guys, I don't watch all the videos. Sometimes I do though. There's that guy- How to cook, how to grill? That guy, Guga Foods, you ever watch him? No. He's this guy who's always like Dry aging shit, and then my dad does that does he oh god

He went through a phase He was doing a little too much and he had a he had like a ton of age Does he have like a special like fridge for it and all that shit? He claims that the fridge in the garage is just fine But I don't really believe right and but it's tastes good So you know I'm not gonna call him out on it, and I can't grow for shit So I don't know he was he stacked up so much aged meat that he was like making it into hamburgers He bought like a meat grinder. We got burgers for Asian meat burgers McBrown I can taste the month I can taste the month of February on these burgers now. You can't that's done

I think a burger is just supposed to be, yeah, just some fucking ground chuck. I don't think you wanna use aged beef for that. It was great, but it's just like, I've tasted this specific date of too much. I've had this flavor profile too many times. Your dad ever buy like part of a cow? No, I've kinda wanted to do that. I remember my dad did that once.

He went like, oh, I just bought a quarter of a cow, and they just put it all in Ziploc bags and just keep it in your freezer forever But I go over his house. He's like you want me to defrost half of a cow and I'm like no My cousin did that and the other person buying the cow with him, you know Renegade so he ended up with an entire You can't eat a whole cow. That's a lot of fucking beef. Yeah, I guess I got a whole... I have a sub-zero freezer that's entirely full of cow. How many fucking steaks do you get out of a cow? It's gonna be like...

Like 900 a lot. Dude, like yeah, it's ton of them. Anyway guys, look, here's what you got to do. Yeah, you're good on the grill. There's three guys that I know are good on the grill. You, Moz, and Sean. Yeah. I know if you guys... One of you guys is gonna take it over. The biggest problem you can have is uh not getting the meat off quick enough man it'll dry out. You gotta.

Keon's great too on the oh man he'll bring over a tomahawk steak and just like put this on this for four hours like four hours. But it comes out good. It's amazing. Well one thing people don't understand and again I used to run into this with my my old girlfriend couldn't cook for shit She was like, I don't know why everything sucks I'm like, you know, it like keeps cooking after you take it off, right all the food you make I read that shit. It's not on the things too. I don't buy it I'm taking it off when it's done. No take it off a little bit early because like it's gonna keep it still got residual heat Inside of it. It doesn't magically stop cooking the second it comes off the heat. It's done. Alright well here's here's some

grilled tips. Have you seen that fucker Ray Ray's happy? That guy who paints all this stuff? Yeah yeah yeah I've seen him. That fucking asshole posts like multiple steaks and prime ribs and tomahawk every every Sunday he's like hey dick check this out he sends me pictures of all this meat that he's making like two hours away from here why doesn't he come down here and bring us some fucking meat man anytime you want it man we should uh we should have a cookout sometime okay maybe once after the kids born you could have a big celebratory cookout cookout I don't know I'm trying to think of an could have a big celebratory cookout cookout. I don't know

I'm trying to think of an event. I'm bad on better necessitated cookout Unfortunately, I mean, you know, July 4th is always good for cookouts or whatever. Eric July's next Narrative video under good good could be good under the narrative If he's an idiot he'll do a hundred of them He said it was numbered number one, so I'm wondering if like, man, if we're gonna get- We might get a whole video, which would be- Which is great. I would pay him to do that. I would-

It would make me re- So happy. Yeah, well he was- And pronounce more words wrong. See, that was the other thing that's weird, is his voice for narrating that video. It's like so weird and fake Yeah, he has like so many different layers of faith We're just gonna have to every problem is gonna morph an air July on this episode. This has been spurging out Here's a couple tips for you garbage grillers out there

Number one remember to preheat the grill guys. You can't just throw it on there This is a call out that I actually believe that you can do. What? What? I don't know. I just have confidence in you're calling out bad grillers. Well, yeah, cuz I've been to some shitty... I would like to be able to go to a party and relax But every time I look over at the grill, there's somebody fucking around. You gotta set up, you gotta set up Like a persona. Yeah. Like I'm the grill man. Hey, by the way, is anybody persona. Yeah. Like I'm the grill man. Hey by the way, is anybody on the grill? Cause I'm the grill man.

I think I am. I think that's, I've been forced into that role cause people don't take it seriously. You gotta say it. I'm serious about the grill cause I'm the grill man. I made a burger for Jay Johnston and he loved it so. I did? That was been his last meal.

It almost was. Cause you cocksuckers were gonna throw him in prison for four years and now you're crying about some fucking gobbledygoo Muslim terrorists getting kicked out of the country who's not even a citizen fucking joke I did not try to put J. Johnson in prison. That is not what I did. But I love that. I love Mahmoud Abbas.

I was one of the guys saying I don't even know what the Proud Boys did wrong. I was arguing in favor of the fucking Proud Boys, for God's sake. Do you know what a liberal sin that is? They hate those guys and they don't even know why. Uh, people are saying here, putting oil on the grill, what are you doing? Uh, oil the food. I try that. Not the grids.

I try to put it on the grill and I take the little bottle, you know, the thin bottle, and I go, Uhhh, okay that's good No no If you think my show notes are half ass you should see me grill Uhhh, alright, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh Do you remember when you blamed me for stealing all your fucking carnitas at one of the parties? I didn't take your fucking carnitas Somebody did

I did not want that, I don't want a shit ton of carnitas Don't use lighter fluid on charcoal or that's obvious Constantly flipping the meat. That's bad I think the bigger problem is never flipping the meat again A lot of guys will leave it on there too long. You gotta again let the meat sear only flip once or twice You want to get a nice crust on? Both sides, especially if you're doing burgers or steaks don't press down You're gonna squeeze the juices out of that meat. You see a lot of guys going

I really got to get it on that fucking grate Now you can't do cooking everything on high heat as dick was just advocating for and fast. No, no Hi, you wanna use two zone grilling you want a high heat to sear? I don't believe in a low heat to slow cook Grilling you want a high heat to sear I don't believe in that low heat to slow cook Don't forget to let your meat rest after cooking. This is true a lot of people don't believe in that but you're really like fucking Bob B. Lynn I'm just saying and Lifting the lid too often. I was watching what's going on you ever see those big green egg grills or whatever Yeah, my dad has one of those does he is it awesome?

I mean, I don't know but my thing was I was like I one of those. Duzzy. Is it awesome? I mean, I don't know. But my thing was, I was like, I was like. What do you mean is it awesome? It's a fucking ceramic. Yeah. Oven, 800 degrees. Well, apparently it's like the way to, I don't know.

Sometimes they'll be like a day. Are you too good for like everything? They'll be like a day where I fall down the grill hole and I just end up watching all these fucking grill videos But you don't have a grill. I know what the fuck Why don't you get a grill? Well cuz I don't host Events I don't I don't like have cookouts, you know

If I got if I get a place, you know, I'll have a cookout. I'll invite people over Why don't you get a place? Oh wait for the houses to crash. Yeah Well, Jesus Christ, I was thinking about it and then the whole market went to shit and I'm like, I ain't getting the houses. Fucking Jesus Christ. Well, Vito, they're going to go together. I hope so. You were supposed to sell.

You were supposed to sell your stocks and wait. Let's be clear, I sold some. I didn't sell nearly as much as I should have, but. What did you think he was doing with the tariffs? Bro, I did not expect, I was like, ooh. Why did you think Warren Buffet was doing? I'm still'm still good but man like literally like a month ago i went i'm on top of the world This is the greatest shit ever and that was when i was supposed to sell it's the only way it's the only way to get You know everything to back down and it's the only way to get rates down the tariffs

Tanking everything tanking everything yeah'll see, I don't know. Yeah, cause then you gotta refinance the debt. Well luckily I didn't lose as much as I could. If I had kept everything in I'd be feeling way worse. You need cheap money to goose the market. Yeah. To juice the market. But now I'm making really degenerate gambling plays cause I'm bored.

No no no, just hands off bro. Don't do anything. This is very volatile time. People get wrecked during volatility. The other day I was on Twitter and I got advertised a crypto coin called Pudgy Penguin. I got some of those. And I said, fuck it, I'll buy it. No!

I said, I've lost so much money this month already. Let's buy some fucking penguin coin. Why don't you get Jupe? Like I told you, get Jupe. Sure, I'll get some Jupe. We'll get some fucking Pudgy fucking coins fucking coins cares. I'm in the toilet this fuck Anyway, I might as well lose another thousand dollars on Nothing matters it does matter Talk ample I I've just been going on that whatnot. I'm like ah and money doesn't matter anymore

I'm just buying magic cards like an idiot ah All my dreams of homeownership have temporarily been dashed. Okay, uh... Garbage grillers is my problem. Stock tip Veto. I will say though, there are guys who go, oh Veto doesn't own it. All my stock picks are still killing it. You've been piling up bull market for 40 years. What are you talking 40 years Yeah, we're talking about some fucking crazy winners, baby. I Kept telling you guys are by Palin here. Everybody thinks I don't know stock nothing. Well, you got to sell it event

I did sell the pound. I don't have like anything left on the Palin At one time I sold it That was a good that one was good him's was good sound hound is coming back sound hound is coming back the fuck is sound hound sound hound is AI sound You know like voice recognition stuff Who wants that? Fast like a phone. I got to take a shit fast food restaurants and cars

If I if I drive up to drive through that has AI I'm gonna drive my car right through the restaurant Well, they're all going to have AI obviously you fucking moron. It's all in like five years. That's what I'm gonna do Okay Well all you guys taking your lives in your hands Jack in the box sound hand coming back coming back They just make their own why would they use sound hand just cuz they've already set it up in a bunch of right It's gonna be whoever sets up the best infrastructure quickly quickly Why why when they just make their own? Why would they use Soundhound? Just because they've already set it up in a bunch of... It's gonna be whoever sets up the best infrastructure quickly. Why? Why wouldn't they just make it themselves? Because they're idiots. The people running these companies, they don't have...

They don't know how to make that shit. They just make an app. Yes, you could just make an app. Or you could have a company that is invested time and understanding when a black guy pulls up to the speaker and goes, Yeah, let me get one of them on! No, that's never gonna work. They have a variety of different dialects that they've figured out. That's well Yeah, that's gonna be my fucking app my my Was it directions was talking to me like a black guy was it was chat GBT

I think we were going somewhere Yeah And I was trying to figure something out and I put the app on and I used it for the first time and it was Giving me like a bonnet shit really I'd never used it before I'm like put the app on and I used it for the first time and it was giving me like ebonics shit. Really? I said no, I'd never used it before and I'm like what the fuck is this? It was barely there. It was imperceptible. But that's what you're gonna need a company that can nail down the various dialects of the people coming through the window. It was like a marriage license is such as like this and this and it's valid for 90 days what it is. And I was like what was that?

What did you just say? You need to get in the courtroom, ooh, someone ain't been paying that child support. I swear to God that happened. And I was like, what the fuck is this shit? Went out passing my baby mama's house, that hoe. Okay, my problem is, too much,

too much heads getting split open and teeth coming out in action movies and shows. The heads getting smashed open and the teeth coming out. Did you see the end of Invincible? I did see the end of Invincible. When that commander guy gets beat by Mark? Invincible has become, it's like so not shocking now cause I'm like, well you've already done this.

I've just like, uh, I don't need to see anybody's heads getting split open and like a teeth, like a prolapsed anus coming out of their neck hole, and the teeth sticking around. I don't need- You don't need that. Like this isn't real. I know this isn't real guys. I could- you could just use a more like palatable a less grotesquely offensive way You don't need just you don't show him shitting himself either Well, that's a mark. I'm dead right

Well, he also punched Adam Eve in the face that she had her teeth coming out and then fucking I can't jack off to this They punched invincible's brother in the face and his teeth fucking teeth coming out South Park started it Did that with chef when that episode of chef when he gets eaten by the bear and stuff teeth were coming out I'm like I'm guys Well, he shit himself when he was dead also in that episode. That was funny though Yeah, cuz they made it funny, but the teeth coming out is not funny. We should have more Pants shitting in fight scenes. Yeah, that would be that'd be cool Yeah, I pissed in my like what Yeah. That would be cool. Yeah.

Like, pissed in my pants. Like, what if like John Wick shot a guy and he's just like, oh! You hit me in my bladder and all the pee's coming out of my bladder. All the pee comes shooting out. You punctured my colon and all the poop's coming out. Oh, John Wick, can you smell the poop? And he's like, ugh, smells like Indian food. It is funny.

That's what I mean, though. It doesn't need to be realistic. I don't need to see their teeth flying out, flying around. What's next? The teeth getting all chipped up. It just never ends. Is it just the teeth, specifically, that's following you? The teeth really bother me because it's such a violent choice.

And they do it every time. It's not like, wow, this guy's, he's really giving it to them. I think what is the problem is, we've reached a place with fiction where we've run out of ways to shock people. It's like, there was a certain point at which it's like, remember the comics code, and they're like,

oh, you can't show a lady getting her head cut off. Raped. Yeah, so we have to see that. Well, yeah, but now you're gonna get more of that because it's like, there's nothing left to shock people with. I remember they made that hostile movie the first time, and you're like, oh my God, this is shocking.

They're torturing these people or whatever. I didn't see that, it's gross. Well, yeah, it's gross, and then the Saw movies, and now it's at a point where. Now it's creeping into regular stuff. movies and now it's at a point where you know It's creeping into regular stuff. Yeah, like I'm just watching invincible, which I now realize why I hate it It's cuz it's like Breaking Bad It's turning into well they keep putting all the fucking people from Breaking Bad as the voice

Yeah, I hate that obnoxious as hell uh Celebrity voice actors voted up this most recent season of invincible is terrible because of that Oh invincible! You killed my wife? When are you gonna stop? That's a pretty good airing call. Go back to Price is right, man. That sucks. He's not a good voice actor. It was real bad. That was a terrible part of it. Oh, man! Oh! What it is?

Yeah, the horror stuff is creeping into Everything yeah, and I don't I don't need that. I was I understood that he really wanted to kill him Yeah, I understand that stood to that guy wanted to kill his you know wife I'm sure there was a better way to show it than putting everyone's teeth exploding I think I think what happened is you know we started getting getting this Tarantino hyperviolence and we were into it. We were like, yeah, this is cool. But it was cool when it was like one guy or a couple guys' stylish thing. Like occasionally, let's punctuate something with a big bloody mess.

But now it's just fucking everywhere. Now I can't even think about the fight because I'm like, okay great, when are the teeth coming out? It's a good point. And it was funny to me because oh there we go someone's fucking teeth popping out of their head great. Well I was watching that episode of invincible and I was thinking about Dragon Ball would you ever watch Dragon Ball at all? I tried and it was two I watched two episodes and it was just a guy running down the stairs and I said this sucks. You mean that when he was running on the dragon the dragon trail or whatever? I don't fucking know when it was Goku dead. Did he have a halo over his head? I don't know okay Well, there is a part where he's just running down a road

Yeah Does that every enemy has like four episodes in a row with like in a room I'm out well what happens is they run out of comic to adapt, so they have to start adding extra shit so they'll let the other guy catch up. But as I was watching Invincible, I'm like, oh man, you know, like, it really strikes me how like Dragon Ball made this like, you know, interesting, like the idea of like people working together to fight a larger, more powerful foe. And it's like, oh, with teamwork and like we believe in each other or whatever.

But then Invincible, it's kind of just like of just like I it's just gonna like kill them all like I I didn't like that final episode because you're right It just kind of devolved into like pointless Shock like there's the part where he grabs his head and he's running him through all the people He did this really did that yeah. Yeah, why are you doing? It's not shocking at all. You're just going over the exact same ground. Just smash his teeth out. Yeah, it's like dentist show Like he's in there with pliers. I'm gonna get you As I go, what is the point of all this violence if there's no actual like no one actually died Yeah, not a single except for like random bystander people. Oh, yeah, actually the previous episode spoiler a guy does die

And you're like hey actual fucking stakes in this universe. I'm not gonna spoil it The robot sure the robot died why not? Well, I'm not gonna die the robot didn't die there was a funeral scene in the final episode you Fucking teeth are tripping me out, man. I'm just saying, like if you're gonna do all that extreme violence, somebody should fucking die. Why don't they wear a mouth guard then? If everyone's... Like why don't they, when they go fight, why doesn't somebody say,

hey don't get your teeth all fucked up? Cause that happens every time. It was kinda weird when they punched a little kid's teeth out. It felt kind of sick. I was like, oh, that's kind of fucked up. He's spitting his teeth out? Yeah, he's spitting his teeth out. Why is that necessary? I honestly, when I saw that, I went,

is there like a guy who's like fetish to seeing like a little kid get beat up and his teeth fucking fall out? There was something weird about it. Yeah, and his voice, the voices on that show are so bad. Yeah. I don't know why the main guy has to have an Asian voice. His dad's not Asian. His voice, the voices on that show are so bad. Yeah. I don't know why the main guy has to have an Asian voice. His dad's not Asian. His dad's J.K. Simmons.

In the comics he wasn't Asian. In the comics he's a white guy. Was the mom white? Yeah. Well. And then you know, it was made in the era of, we gotta put some Asians in it. Because the teeth get knocked out

and I just think like, oh, that's gonna be expensive. Yeah. Like. And then the teeth get knocked out, I just think like, oh, that's going to be expensive. Yeah. Like. And then the eyes get knocked out, I go, wow, they were so tiny to begin with. Who even cares? How did they even get knocked out? How did they even get knocked out?

He could have just closed them like he always has them. Yeah. Anyway. That's my problem. So your problem is the final episode of Invincible has too many teeth. Too much teeth getting knocked out. We're done with the teeth getting knocked out.

I'm done seeing teeth. I don't want to see it anymore Just knock them out Not a big fan of the teeth getting knocked out. That's too much. Don't put any of that in your comic You get a lot of those Get those videos in your feed of how they fix root canals for some reason. I get a lot of that Yeah, I keep getting recognized. Have you had a root canal? I've never had a root canal now. Yeah, so I think it's interesting, but only one time Luckily I got to get a jaws or size cuz worried about teeth crowding now. I'm worried about my you're worried about your teeth crowding Well, I mean you brought up the shrinking jaws and now I think about it all the time constantly

I'm like oh that is that is hard to knock down. Let's get it. Let's get a thing going When I saw Eve's face get fucked up. I was like, oh man, well that sucks. Now her face is all fucked up. That'll, that sucks for you. Maybe go back to the black one. Alright, here's my problem. I don't know if I've put it in the right way, but uh, It is the problem of ruined jokes. Oh, okay. Okay. There's a great joke. It's a joke everybody agrees is great

Yeah, and then someone comes along and changes it or tells the joke wrong. Yes and fucks it up So did you see there's a trailer for the new Lilo and stitch movie? Yeah Okay, live-action live-action. And have you seen what? What happens in the trailer? Did you watch the trailer? I saw that that guy's that aliens not wearing a dress anymore. There's two problems. They've fucked up two jokes Okay, one of which is a joke that obviously they fucked it up, which was the alien in the movie They're they're pretending to be human beings. Yeah, and he they have horrible costumes and he dresses up like a lady Yeah, which is fine because it's a fucking alien. That's what it's not trans The joke is not transphobic

The joke is an alien. That's the point it kind of is okay fine even if it is Let the alien dress up like a lady, so you fucked that joke up But go to my Twitter kids are gonna see my Twitter real kids are gonna see a man dressed as a woman Yeah, like in their 30s. And they're gonna be like, this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Wait, how long has this been happening? Did you just think about this? Why have I never thought of this joke before? Why has no one ever done this before? Wait, what if other characters pretended to be ladies? There's so much comedic potential being left on tabs.

What the fuck? Alright. Alright, here I'll find it. I got it. It's too big big Okay. Alright. So There's the new Lilo and Stitch Now, in the original Lilo and Stitch She is a little girl from Hawaii Right? So And as part of her experience as a little girl

In Hawaii, she is fascinated By Hawaiian Tourists, which are all dumpy Fat white guys Yeah, and it's howly's it's funny. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I know I've seen that movie you go Oh, that's I guess if you were in Hawaii and you saw these fat white tourists crawling off the cruise ships It'd be funny to you as a little funny as a little kid that she is upset She like takes pictures of these fat like at one point and the weird thing is a bunch of at one point there was a conspiracy

theory they go Lilo and Stitch is secretly a pedophilic movie because she has all these pictures of shirtless guys on her bedroom wall and you're like no the joke is that she is fascinated by these dumpy fat retards yeah who stumble off the cruise ships as she runs around the camera she goes they're majestic people at Walmart. It's fucking funny this little girl is like look at the way they walk they're majestic so in the original movie you have one of these fat dumpy white tourists dumps his ice cream cone on the ground and go ah and I'll say this is this is a joke that is for you W Wokeys. Look at the white the dumb white guy

Yeah, with this fucking shitty sunburned hand Yeah dumps his ice cream all over the ground. That was a joke for you guys. Nah, they need like a MAGA hat They should have updated it with a MAGA hat and then it would have made more sense But somehow the wires got so crossed that they went oh my god Can you believe that they didn't include a native Hawaiian? We need to include only native Hawaiian actors I know man, it's so stupid. It's just a regular fat Hawaiian guy Dumping his snow cone on the ground. Now it's like a fatphobic joke. Yes! It's like look at you you fat piece of shit. You're eating so fast you can't even hold your snow cone on the ground. Now it's like a fatphobic joke. Yes! It's like, look at you, you fat piece of shit. You're eating so fast, you can't even hold your snow cone.

You sloppy fuck. Now it's really mean. It's, you had a joke, and this was the reason they banned all the blackface jokes, because they didn't get it, where you go, no no, it's mocking blackface. The previous joke was not glorifying a white guy dumping his fucking ice cream, it was making fun of white people. Which you should like! That's your favorite thing!

They just want more brown- they want less white people in movies. That's it. Yeah, but they're doing it at the expense of like- They don't care. The whole point! The whole point was to rip on- and as somebody pointed out, they're like, are they just not gonna touch on the- somebody said like, maybe they're doing this because, you know, they're gonna start advertising the Lilo and Stitch fantasy Hawaii cruise

And they don't want to dump on fat tourists because that's after money. Oh, yeah, I think it's just anything I think it is though that they're just like guys would like I guarantee the casting call for this said only Native Hawaiian actors Yeah, and you're like amazing. It's all gonna be Native Hawaiian What about this very specific joke that specific realize on the idea idea these people about making the world real like a real thing Where there's like a mix of people and like I'm playing off stereotypes of all of them. How about that? No, no in the real world is like like 20% of people are gay or black, right? You're like no not really not really yeah I think that's my problem with the gay couple and invincible because I was thinking about it And they never have any problems. They're just like totally perfect and I know enough gay couples to know that that's not

That is not that's not how it works. They're just totally sober all the time. They would be way catty-er the the guy Yeah, their biggest problem would be on Molly every time that you see him Yeah, they also wouldn't be like the gay couple and invincible is a little too like quaint and cute Yeah, and I'm like they would be for shit You would go like to do your stuff real they're bowling like you would bowl and then you turn around one of them would be like Putting his finger in the other guy's butt you guys with the fucking bowling alley go. Yeah, you're right. It would be constantly be doing bumps every scene Coming back. How, how you doing?

Hey, we gotta go to the bathroom real quick. Why? Don't worry about it. All the straight relationships are hugely problematic, accurate. But then the gay ones are like, we're just two gay dudes who are totally monogamous. There is a weird fantasyland problem with portraying marginalized characters in media. And that's bullshit. That's why all these groups fuck themselves as they go,

can you believe they showed this trans person as like a bad character? I'm like, you should be very happy about that. Like you should want characters to have all sorts of different characters. Like presenting you as these constant fantasy people honestly doesn't disservice to you in the real world when people realize just how actually shitty everyone is? Yeah I know we all want a magic gay friend, but like I don't want that gay friend

No He seems like a fucking asshole Not literally Which one, William? Oh hi, we're just so in love Welcome to our invincible podcast, everyone Whatever, it this is season finale It is a good show though now. I don't know what to watch

You should watch that a common side effect show. I've been enjoying you gotta watch severance, bro And you can I will download severance. I don't have Apple TV or whatever pirate that shit. What are you doing watching anything? I will download support the don't support Well now I got it honestly the only reason I watch invincible on Amazon is because it comes With prime, but God they put in so many fucking commercials on there now Yeah, we're that's all things dude. It's what are the ads that are running on Amazon all Amazon ads I like yeah, it's like advertising shit. They want me to buy Amazon. Yeah, I already get that dude It's like three minutes of ads. I'm like what the fuck is this? I haven't had cable television forever. I forgot about commercials

Anyway, my problem is ruining the joke ruined jokes. Uh yeah, that's a good one. Thank you. I'm trying to think of another one It happens all the time well especially now that they do all the reboots They'll do like shitty callbacks like when you saw like the lady ghostbusters. What's his name rolls up fucking a Bill Murray No, the other one acroid Venkman act no acroid is accurate to the The crystal head vodka. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's in like his cab and she's like there's ghosts everywhere He goes lady. I ain't afraid to know ghosts and I'm like see it was funny when it was like in the song

You know but now you're just fucking messed it up. Yeah all these reboots. They don't understand like what's going on Did you see that rip-a-verse? Posts that made a meme of me calling my lawyer Yeah, what was that about ruin me they also made up? They also make up shit that I'm like I don't even know what's going on now. Nah, here. You wanna see this one? I'm looking forward to all the on. You know, it's funny What is that the pictures they have of me? Obviously laughing. Yeah, and they can't tell yeah, I saw that bit. You're like doing a fucking bit. They they okay stop making fun

What are they talking about when the only person who has ever talked about lawyers is Eric July Yeah, no one on this show has ever talked about getting a lawyer Because we weren't I wasn't afraid at all of any of the stuff you're saying no It's like so weird that I'm calling my lawyer. How do they spin this stuff around what they're doing? Pathetic losers. I mean you guys post like your comic books in bed on beds that have cigarette burns on them Yeah I think I saw it wasn't there a guy saying that all these people need to sue Ethan Vance Skiver for some fucking reason Who knows some guy was saying like you know what he's doing now. I think legally constitutes harassment that guy with a top hat Yeah, yeah, and I was like what are you?

I got kicked out of the Hawaii GOP because he he was running the Hawaii GOP Edwin something Edwin boy yet isn't it Edwin gay yet? Sure Thank you for that Really nailed them little See guys it's got gotta be more than just gay It's not that big a deal. Oh my god. I'm just getting called gay is getting me Vietnam flashbacks from the 90s where we get Called gay like every three seconds

Okay, you're gay Told you I got trouble for that at a fucking party in the 20 years later. Hey, man. I'm sorry Did you hear what Johnny did to my housekeeper? No? We're doing a bonus episode at night, and she was cleaning late You know there was a lot of lube everywhere sure burn the midnight hours And Johnny kicks in the door, and he comes in and he goes, housekeeping! Really loud. Like he was the housekeeping.

Yeah, he was the housekeeping. And she was coming up the stairs right toward him and she's like, yes? And he goes. And he just walked into the bathroom and he didn't come out. He's just like, ooh. That was embarrassing. I was trying to do a... Yes, I'm so glad you're here.

And just went into the bathroom and was like, ooh. He was doing the voice? He was doing the Hispanic lady voice? Yeah. Husky Bing! Husky Bing! Husky Bing! I'm glad you're here. I cleaned the toilets.

That would be Italian. I forget what I was talking about. You were talking about... Okay. Oh, Edwin Gahat. Oh yeah, he got kicked out of the Hawaii GOP seems like a sweet gig to have right a lot of those government Yeah, he was running their their social media and he got kicked out because he was posting like QAnon shit

Yeah about the space those guys do that shit and they don't understand that it's like no the GOP does not want to associate with That shit. Oh, you're a retard. Yeah It's like no the GOP does not want to associate with that shit. Oh, you're a retard. Yeah Was he the one like they were like retweeting like I think Trump's account or some GOP account like retweeted a thing and had That fucking weird Nazi spiral thing. That was DeSantis. Yeah, they fucked that up big time. The fuck is that thing that rune? I don't know the name. I'm not that I'm not that Much of a yeah, I don't know that thing. I don't want to know the name. I'm not that I'm not that much of a yeah. I don't know that thing. Yeah, I don't want to know that thing I Just collect World War two flags and hang them proudly in my I know what the swastika looks like I'm very aware. I don't know what the name of that thing with the I couldn't draw it

You know I'm sure it's got a cool name Oh, Johnny's texting me though Okay, my problem is All right, I'm gonna do a death headline cock teasing. I was gonna do people who don't say crisis king. Maybe I'll do that next. Death headline cock teasing. So.

I know what you're talking about, but go ahead. Every day. They're good at it. I get an an Apple news notification I don't know how to turn off or some or Yahoo Finance notification and it's every time it's it's gotten more and more abstract more it's gotten less and less informative where it says legend has died I'm like well it could be anybody that could be anybody it's like now you got a click

Tolly Parton's husband died. It's like Music legend has died For it. They won't even tell you the age cuz then you're like, oh it could be somebody young. Yeah Celebrity has something bad has happened man. The Dolly Parton's husband one is the worst because it's like who you know Dolly Parton's husband now, I'm been cursing his name for my entire life. What is his name? I don't know. Birdo Pedophile or something. Fuck him. Birdo Pedophile.

That's the most celebrity death I've celebrated ever. He's just like, fuck you. That guy was living the dream. What are you talking about? All he did was sit around and take Dolly Parton's money. I know. I'm very envious. You try to look up, like, he doesn't even

have a Wikipedia page. It's just like, he owns some car dealerships or something? He's like I'm quitting this you got his car dealerships right here wife's making yeah exactly why is making enough money? I'm gonna do shit It's really like my problem is not being a house husband because man I know some guys who got that going on and I'm like and you got a good thing going. How did he do that? It's a good gig. I knew guy he was the guy he bought he was you know my buddy runs that game store Yeah, he used to own it part be co-owners with another guy and the other guy just owned it cuz he's like well

You know I'm a house husband so I got nothing else to do So I'll just own half a game store and fuck around and okay come in every now and again I'm like man How great is it that your wife just gives you her money and you just- You wanna be a gigolo like Jefferson from Married with Children, is that what you're saying? I want my wife to go be a fucking doctor lawyer and you just-

Yeah, you can do that. You're right. You can do that, but you have to listen to me on things to do. There are a lot of Indian and Asian women on that portion of town. That just wanna do all the work and that want a Have the guys sit right baby to take care of at home. I'm the biggest whitest baby of all baby

I'm not into that you got to get yourself a suit You know I'm not a baby anymore. I want to do the Like a yeah, yeah like a bubble-bobble first they want to they want a guy in guy. I gotta get in shape first. They want a guy in shape. No, don't kid yourself. Perfect is the enemy of good. Just be who you are in this instant. We're going for fetish stuff. Fair enough.

So you gotta dress yourself up. Not too good. Get an Asian girl to make me a lot of money. I have new shoes. I don't have new shoes. Are you looking at my shoes? No, no, I just guess I bought new shoes, but then the shitty worn-out shoes are just more comfortable You know and I keep trying to break the new ones in and I'm like

I just want to wear these ones that have like Fucking holes in this the soul because they feel better That's the problem It's a constant war of comfort versus presentability And obviously I have aired on the side of com get new shoes throw your shoes away I can't throw up this kid that like come you got to get a shoot a suit to go out cruising It's a cruising suit. Yeah, go to bingo or something. Maybe or mahjong Text the girls on the on the dating sites or whatever you know that's trash lock something up You got to hit mahjong up. You gotta hit my

Going to the mahjong parlor. You'll probably see guys like you trying to work their way into I want to go to the fishing Game parlors. Have you seen what the Asians are doing with the fish gambling? No, what's that? Oh man. You go into like a building and there, I don't know, it'll be like a massage parlour or something. And they go, you here to fish? And you're like, hell yeah, I'm here to fish.

And they take you in the back and they have these giant electronic tables that have like Electronic like fishing rods or like like laser guns or something and this is what all the Chinese people are betting on now It's gonna be fun Fish like actual fish gambling Give me the give me the keyboard I'll find it. It doesn't this one doesn't work like that This it's not wireless. Well, then I'll find it. This one doesn't work like that. What are you talking about? It's not wireless.

Look, the average time that people spend on news is an hour. Across all platforms. One to two hours for regular viewers. 32 hours a week. 15 minutes a day for personal reading? No way.

That's it? 30 minutes for and all of it's just getting sucked in with this cock-teasing death shit. Something bad has happened. Well now, but now there's sites- cause people click on that stuff like crazy. I thought you were gonna talk about the fake ones where a guy goes, you won't believe what just happened to Chris Pratt. Horrible thing happens. No, cause I know those are bullshit, but somebody died. Somebody died, but not gonna tell you who. And it's- I can't not think, like I know I know those are bullshit, but it's the somebody died somebody died I tell you who and it's I can't I can't not think like I wonder who was yeah, huh someone died hmm Was it and I got a grass Tyson?

Maybe well I guess the thing is that like you always want whoever died to be someone you don't give a shit about Which luckily for me is most people yeah, but then like yeah, well like David Lynch died no no that sucks That would have been cool. Yeah for that guy to keep living and making stuff. I just don't know I don't care I don't want that pushed to my phone. Well then it's kind of weird when I get like my computer when like Dolly Parton's You know husband dies. Oh, thank God. I don't give a shit about that and then Gene Hackman everybody's like ah oh my god I can't believe it. I'm like that was like a million years old. I don't care. Yeah, he looks like death.

Obviously, he just died. Yeah, he's like a super old guy. Like at that point, I'm like, it's not like, he's cut short tragically in the prime of his life. Yeah. His Asian wife maybe was, but she knew what she was buying into. That's my problem.

You wanna see my problem? Yeah, what is it? Yeah? This is what my problem is that I'm not doing this I'm not I want to be smoking with all the Asian guys playing this shit video arcades or illegal gambling operations Police have rated game of skill parlors all over the front range the business owners say they're being untargeted targeted unfairly Down to a basic question say they're being targeted unfairly. I don't think they're being targeted unfairly. I think that's a stupid ass-made job set up. A serious matter that comes down to a basic question. This motherfucker, now you're making me watch the news.

Come on, where's the fish? Because I want to see the fish game. Here it is, here it is. Husband owned the businesses that were raided. This shit? They looked exactly like this game right here. Shoot the fish for money. That game sucks ass.

That game sucks ass. And there's just old Chinese guys. They're doing that? Old Chinese guys are just sitting around, chain smoking cigarettes, and hammering on this fucking box of cards. I know. Is it a 9.5 normal video game? Play for big money. I don't know why, but I was trying to see if this is the video where a Chinese guy comes out and they're like, What were you doing in there? He's like, you know, just getting a massage

There's a great video of a guy he's like, oh well you heard there's any gambling going on there's like nah There's no gambling was just playing video games man. There's no problem. The problems are Garbage grillers garbage grillers ruined jokes. Yeah ruin jokes. That's a good one garbage grillers ruined jokes Yeah ruin jokes. That's a good one Jokes I just want to chain smoke with a bunch of Chinese guys hammer on some fish you had cock teasing Yes, media death cock and teeth The teeth popping out popping out teeth popping out teeth

teeth popping out getting violent scenes violent teeth guys let us know in the comments all your favorite violent teeth eruptions okay you know but there is like I should have done crisis people who won't say Christ is king but we already talked about political stuff there's that fat there is a fascination with your teeth falling out I have a lot of tea I used to have a lot of tea falling out dreams because Cause you feel impotent? Is that what that is? Yeah, cause if you got no teeth, you're dead. You can't chew meat off the bone.

You dead. I would have the naked in school dreams. I'd have the teeth falling out dreams. And I would have the, you signed up for a class, and for some reason you didn't go to the class all semester and now you found out that you're failing the class yeah what the fuck is that I'm so happy every time I wait I haven't had one of those in a while but I remember I used to

wake up and I used to go you're not in school and you who gives a shit if you failed the fucking math class you do clearly and not anymore I think I finally figured out I don I care about nothing Teeth falling out teeth falling out But that's why they used to I remember going to the blockbuster and they had all those dentist horror movies And I always wanted to rent them. Oh, you're sick. Just a guy ripping people's teeth out for no reason I was like, oh that is pretty fascinating. All right even keeled and basic

Fascinating all right even keeled and basic Criticism sounds to me like a you know a criticism that was based in fact and not emotional Y'all totally glossed over that shit also biggest problem blown out sandwiches when you try to eat a fucking Shit Do you bread scoop or a bread scooper? You know when when when I'm by myself, I just I just put all the ingredients on the plate and just eat them With my hands. I don't have any I don't have any faith in my sandwich maker. You know what's crazy? Yeah, but yeah, you know the Italian sandwich is a big problem for the losing your ingredients

Okay, because it's like a bunch of meats and a bunch of whatever and then there's there's been this thing You know how there's like viral food hacks Yeah, somebody so went why don't you just take all the ingredients off the sandwich and chop it up and like kind of a not Like a paste but almost like an Italian sandwich salad Yeah, and then put it back on the bread and I did that and I went this is infinitely better What the fuck all the meat? Yeah, like like sometimes you're like if it's soft bread or whatever, but sometimes you go to an Italian place that's got that hard bread. Just like literally chopping it up into bits and then putting it back on the sandwich. We should do a video about this.

Shit, this is good. It's a good video. Mix it with a little binder, some mustard or mayo or something. Okay. Here we go. Hey there, Dick Vito, Podcast Prophet again. Holy Spirit is speaking through me. Vito, go fuck yourself. Dick set out a goal to watch this video on Go.

And you guys hit it. And I mean, you're immediately trying to just back out. I don't mind if you guys put in a fucking bonus episode. I know, that's my fault. I know you probably do I still got 15 minutes of the show left, but I can only assume you fucking talk him down till they watch in a few minutes Okay, his phone cut out well we watched it okay, and we made it a separate episode that's better And we'll make we're gonna put it live everybody gets it. Stop crying. Hey dick. Hey Vito

I think the biggest problem in the universe is main character syndrome. I think I don't know I think Eric July even Maddox, you know people like this That's what they suffer from is main characters. They can't believe you know wrong They're in like some Marvel movie where they're in the right somehow and they will spurn their way over to remain right. I encounter this in my job a lot. Also, even in online video games where it's just some guy who's getting blown out or you know, and they blame it on everyone else around them but themselves or they don't they can't look inwardly because well

The main character wouldn't have this flaw the Superman wouldn't have this problem Whatever. I don't know. Let me think. Let me know you guys think By the way, fuck you guys for making me pay five dollars Yeah, I don't know main care. We have a lot of words for like the different types of Just people who are pieces of shit. Like even psychology is like, oh, he's a B cluster. Oh, he's a narcissist. It's like, oh, yeah, he's a piece of shit.

That's it. I was recently, so they're doing a big magic, the gathering convention in Vegas later this year. Maybe I'll go. Well, part of the reason I never got into playing magic like competitively is that you encounter a lot of these guys there's a lot of videos about like the guys who have been caught cheating at Magic yeah and like some of them have tried to justify why they do it you went

oh the people playing this game are insane yeah like they'll literally say like everybody tries to justify shit but dude like for them it is like main character syndrome where they're go well you don't understand the amount of time I've spent in this game. I deserve to win to win Yeah, you're like what the fuck throw like that everybody's fucking like that. They'll all they're all they're all Capable of fucking up man. That's why communism doesn't work. Yeah, everybody thinks they deserve a little more I mean Eric July I had no idea that all the things Riley was doing and saying got was getting to him this much I would have never thought that he would list every single thing Dude, yeah, I went to it's including like

Security footage of his car turning around like that shit is insane Eric when people say you're a bitch for calling the cops Just go. Yeah, I'm a bitch. Yeah, when people say you're a bitch for calling the cops, just go, yeah, I'm a bitch. Yeah. And like move on. But instead you gotta go, no, I'm not a bitch. Fucking, it's, it's, as a business owner, I have to call the cops. No one would be like, only other retards believe that. That's an insane fucking cope.

That's crazy. I would actually like have more respect for you for just saying, Yeah, I was like worried about like I don't like him and I called the fucking cops. Cause he does? He's stupid. Yeah. And when he's- when he's- If he said I just want to fuck with him I'd go, okay I have way more respect for that explanation. When he's not trying to spin this like retarded narrative or whatever. When he tells the truth he's like, yeah fuck him I hate him I try to fuck with them right and it backfired and now he's like trying to un I look stupid. I was trying to fuck with him. Hey, I'll say this or that time

I said, oh, why don't you go to Alex Jones on your fucking thing? I was trying to fuck with them and I looked really stupid. Yeah, okay I need to suck it up and go. Yeah, I was stupid I was trying to fuck with but there are guys who will fuck up And they never admit it double down double down double down. Okay, actually it's like yeah, man Someone will always believe you but there's a most people who aren't saying anything do not believe you there's that I've been fighting I don't know why I was like trying to be friend. There's this guy Mike Wheeler on Twitter Have you seen that guy that guy's fucking weird, man? I was just like I don't really know- there's this guy Mike Wheeler on Twitter, have you seen that guy? That guy's fucking weird, man.

I was just like, I don't really know a lot about this guy, he's also making comics, so you know, he was DMing me and I was just being friendly. I'm like, yeah, cool, hey, what's up? And then like, out of nowhere, he starts like, spurging out, and then the other day, some guy's got a campaign, a pig man on- Bosh. Yeah, I like his- Yeah, it's on on fun my comic Yeah, and then Mike Wheeler puts out videos who goes oh I wonder what stripe would think if they knew their terms of service was being violated by this racist comic Dude, and I told him I'm like bro. Just apologize for saying that that's retarded I can't believe you were even trying to help him after that. Well. I'm not trying to help him

He's just like oh you guys are all being retarded, like I didn't contact the terms of service, blah blah blah, and I was like, bro you're just gonna be way happier if you just say that was a really stupid thing I did. You will never live this down, never. Yeah, and I was just like, listen man, that was really fucking stupid what you did, and just say that was really fucking stupid what I did.

Like you can't just keep doubling down, doubling down, doesn't matter, doesn't matter, doesn't matter. They like the negative attention though, honestly. Yeah, but that's the just keep doubling down doubling down doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter negative attention though, honestly Yeah, but that's the thing There's some guys who like negative attention and they want to be a heel and I get it obviously I've like been a heel before but at a certain point like if you're gonna be a heel you have to do it in a funny Non-destructive way. Yeah, okay like us we're making fun of a comic book Yeah, okay, and then you know Riley

He's putting stickers on a door Yeah, no one has over some yeah You can not get a fuck over like we're not contacting a credit card company or whatever the fuck are telling people are insinuating it Yeah, and again, it's just these guys you go just stop doubling down. Just stop. What are you getting out of this? And Eric's another guy who just keeps doubling retarded. Yeah, they are retarded. That's what it is. It's all ego. Dick, V, it's what's going on, boys.

Biggest problem, these little package stores not having prices on their beers. Oh! You're going to treat yourself to a nice four pack of some fancy microbrewer, right? No prices. I'm not gonna sit here and walk up and check the price on all these little four packs,

or bring one up and be like, well, the price is $22 for a four pack of this big bag. Yeah. I don't want to be that guy. Why do they do that? They're too much and bring it back. I don't know, I don't know, but somehow I always magically pick the one that's $26. Oh, this one looks whatever.

You gotta put it back at that point though. Here you go, $26. You gotta go one looks whatever. You gotta put it back at that point. You gotta go what? No. I don't want the beer to win. I don't understand what stores not putting prices. Well, you know why they do that? Because there's so many. There's like a million micro brews in every store. Instead of just them going beers 12 bucks it's like well they set their own prices. There's a problem everywhere though like restaurants will do that like restaurants when you see like oh it's market price you know what it really been that market price yeah what fish that's normal yeah but later is all the fucking same but the market price will be fucking insane and you go like okay

or like with the with the wine like a wine list then I'll put the fucking price on the wine list a lot of the time you drink a lot of wine No, but I'm just saying it's like these common tactics where they know they want to shame you into buying it without asking yeah, okay? Here's a spicy one the Torah is Jewish Come on the Bible New Testament Christian Anti-Jewish has always been anti-Jewish the Jews killed Christ. This isn't a debate or a mystery It's just been confused the past hundred years with the rise of Zionism amongst Christianity Can because the Protestant got married a better than ruined it all with their illiteracy God damn the The Bible, oh my God.

Why did the God love the Jews so much and then one day he's like, oh I hate them now. Now I hate all the Jews. It's so amazing that all the evangelical Christians all support Israel over the whole fucking country then. If the book is so anti-Israel. That's amazing. Was Judas a Jew? Is that what you were going to tell me? They were all Jews, weren't they? I know, that you were gonna tell me? They're all Jews weren't they? I know that's kind of the point. They're all fucking Jews. Jesus is a Jew. They're all Jews Christ is king. Anything you say in the Bible like a Jew did it's like yeah no shit a Jew did it

It's in the Bible. Nah not the Romans. Oh no but then they were Christians. I saw fucking Charlie Kirk say something about Jerusalem being beautiful Bro, I've been there. It's it. It's a gross swap meat Yeah, not the desert part is not the worst part about it. It reeks it stinks like shit the whole thing No one is taking a shower since Jesus was crucified It is like a it's like a swap meat Yeah, where everybody's selling cheap trinkety shit that you don't want There is it's like a zoo when you go in there to go stick your worries in the wall or whatever you're doing there.

Stick your worries in the wall. It's like one of those revolving doors of the zoo that hasn't been updated since like the 60s. Yeah. It is a, it's a total shithole. What do you do when you're in Jerusalem? I don't know. And fucking Israel. I don't know, okay. I don't know okay. Let's do them

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Log into their YouTube accounts and sign up. Yeah, do it. Don't ask permission. If you would like us to talk about Eric Jalai's new comic, Zalan the Gay Spaceman. Galen. Galen. Yeah, Gay Man the Gay Man. call comic Zalan the gay spaceman Gay land yeah gay man the gay man Please leave a super chat informing us that you would like us to talk about Eric July's gay man comic Wow look at all these Super chats is this right?

No, because I didn't make a thumbnail for the last Okay Okay, so look for wherever the thumbnail changed. Fuck, oh man. I'll find it. Fuck. I'll find it. Everyone's on boycott.

No, no, no, no, no. Boycotting the show in Super Chats. Maybe this is the new one. Yeah, that was the new one, I had it right there. I know, well hold on, March 14th, okay. Oh man, everyone's pissed at us. Everyone is pissed at us. You know what, we do a great show. do a great show apologize to that guy that you blocked

Fucking kill yourself. What do you do? It's free money Just ask free money. I don't need a little pissant. He sent me a lot come on pissing message You are his feelings. Oh, Jesus looks like you're blocking supporters again, huh big guy Just hey, hey, I noticed you blocking me on Twitter. I don't know why can I get it unblocked? That's it. Yeah but he didn't say that, so now you do, you say what you should say. No, he said in this little, and then he gave me a little lecture, he said, you know this is why it's so hard to support you.

This is the cycle of violence man, somebody has to give. I've made it very clear, if you want to be unblocked on Twitter, send a message to the fucking show account. No he didn't, so just you do your part. Sorry that I did that. I'm sorry That I did that my bad and Christ is King Christ is King I'm sorry you got blocked on Twitter a lot of people got blocked on Twitter this week Can you guys why cuz I post anything? And then I get spammed with stupid fucking memes from the show and I go look if I post something fans And that you get fans responding is what you're saying sense for what I'm posting go nuts

Yeah, but I don't need like every time I'm like hey, you know what a what a beautiful day today Your comics late you're gonna fucking kill yourself you suck Now they don't say that second part. They just say your comics late. Well. They want to say they want to say Kill yourself you believe Eric got duped into thinking he was called the n-word after all the n-words. He's been calling everybody else You know it was a big tantrum. They're very uh it's a sense. It's a sensitive top He called me the n-word four fucking times there are people you know who say that the hatred of Eric July is based in racism And I go no it's bad in Obviously it's common the thing is that he's being treated especially because he's black so

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It's a we should have planned it better. We should have just done it as the episode We shouldn't have done any problem. No, it should have been a bonus episode It should have been a bonus episode that we announced. I should have put the goal higher I should have put 50,000 super chats cuz then it never would have got hit. I didn't think anyone would hit 50 That's the problem. You were doing it as a goof. Yes. Yes, and they regoofed us Eric July name I can't say for ten I laughed uncontrollably for a minute straight when Eric compared a situation to an actual real shooting this dude claims He's against red flag laws, but calls the cops for a hypothetical scenario. Yeah, that was the most absurd thing

That's the weird- You should have shown up for court then, bro. Bro, he also- look, Pickle Lane, this is the most serious thing. If I don't do this, you know, somebody could die. I have to call the cops. Okay. And he goes on a fucking podcast, he goes, oh this guy's a fucking, little, little bunch of stinky, and he's a stinky fucking fat guy. And you're like, so is it like you're firing back in a goofy way or this was like a deadly serious situation? Why did you ghost the prosecutors? They said they called you and that you didn't answer or return their calls. Everybody in your warehouse got served a subpoena except for you. You are a willing victim. You are the complainant.

Subpoenas don't work like that. Subpoenas are to catch people. You're supposed to want to be there. I just hate how he slips between, I'm the most serious businessman who ever existed, to I'm just goofing around, I don't know why people coming down on my comics, I'm just having fun out here, guys. I'm like, are you like the Jive Fun Guy, or are you the dead serious black business owner?

Do you have a black accent that you could stick to, or is it always changing? Just put on like a normal shirt. He doesn't speak ebonics. No. I need to find an ebonic. And he wears those like basketball jerseys all the time, where I'm like, what if you just put on like a collared shirt, you know?

He's singing System of a Down. I don't think so. See? Yeah, that's a good point. I don't think so. Rap, rock, fusion. LJ Clabarino for two. Biggest biggest problem stepping on dirt barefoot outside your home or it's in for five all charge back successful from last week Fuck you and scammers like you I'm pirating all future stuff. Thanks for the

$5 give us another dick paninski for 556 a video Did you get your shitty discounted pizza for 7-eleven today? Fuck? I forgot remember last pie day. I got the episode 11 today fuck I forgot remember last pie day I got the $5 7-eleven pizza throw up. Yeah, that's why ah that's why I was driving past a pizza shop There's a line outside Give me away free pizzas. Okay. That was what I didn't go to last year I was like I'm not waiting in line for a fucking free pizza Balder for two What a lovely night for some twinkin and wakin Johnnie Rocker five because of that new Texas love veto has to rewrite super killer What news takes a band illustrated child porn lolly shit wait really in Texas yeah

That's wild. That's crazy. Oh man people are gonna go to jail Mike hunt for five I tried wearing suspenders life-changing You never have to retuck your shirt or pull your pants up if you're not gonna lose weight You need suspenders. I got a buddy who's a suspenders guy and man. He loves it He loves it and I'm jealous. I kind of went with sweats though our sweats So you don't really need support no, but if I was like him I would do the suspenders Cougar who's for five bring back stuff from popcorn planet. She is in Britain and I don't Sturger who's for five bring back stuff from popcorn planet. She is in Britain and I don't Get your ass out here Sturg

Come on over why not? Andy was in town because busy. Sturg Jen for five but where the swines of March? Okay, Baldur for two don't buy the maniac by Johnny Rock it Oh baldur the maniac by Johnny Rock it buy it on Indiegogo. Mike Hunt says the F slur and it's really good writing He says the F slur. Uh-huh. Now that is maniacal All right, has it written on a nightstick? I can't tell I only saw a glimpse of it But it's you know, and it's drawn by Corgan who's a big fan of the show We like Mike hunt for five that fat guy wouldn't have been shot by the cop who made him crawl across the floor if he had Suspenders on that's a good point

Suspenders with your basketball shorts fashionably unemployed for two, what do you call a cow with binoculars? A look cow, look cow small my cock is. Thanks, thanks buddy. That's a long, that's a. You paid six dollars to make that happen. That's a cheap judge book. Martin O'Keefe for two, a lot of people waste their 20s if you don't waste his 30s. I'm gonna argue a lot of people waste their 30s as well.

That's what you're gonna argue out of that? Yeah. Not I didn't waste my 30s, a lot of people waste their 30s as well That's what you're gonna argue out of that Not I didn't waste my 30s, but a lot of other people did I mean, I would say honestly for the people I know in their 30s I don't think I'm, you know, fucking losing out right now I see You think I gotta, I think, I mean I don't know I know a lot of guys are in way worse situations than I'm in right now Like homeless people?

No, just guys are, you know, still working who are still working fucking shitty retail jobs or whatever. That's true. Yeah, and look, I have always said, the only thing I ever cared about achieving in life is not having to wake up at the crack of fucking dawn, get in my car, and drive to an office building. That's it. Yeah.

That's the only thing I want. I want to be able to just roll out a bit. You can just be on welfare. Honestly, I would be happier doing that than getting up at the crack of dawn Yeah, 100% I would be happier being on welfare than doing that. Well congratulations I've achieved the only thing that I actually need in life good for you and everything from everything on top of that is just Gravy Johnny rocket for 20 Eric skipped my super chats, shilling the maniac. Eric has not learned the lesson. Uh oh, this aggression will not stand.

I will be appearing on the Clip-A-Verse after this show. Stay strong, Spingyheads. There you go. J-Rob detailing Ireland for five. Happy St. Patrick's Day this weekend, boys. Oh, shit! It is? You're interested for the food.

Obviously. Yeah. Good food. You want to go to Lucky Baldwin's? Hell yeah. Dude, I would go. I'd absolutely. obviously. You wanna go to Lucky Baldwin's? Hell yeah. You know they fucked up Lucky Baldwin's though. It wasn't good last time I went. Yeah there's like a Matre D now and all this shit.

It sucks. We go to Fable though. That's where we should do the Magic Tournament too. Angie Tarr for two sup dudes. I, Nathaniel Higgers for five. The fat gay one is looking kinda tired tired better put this episode behind a paywall I agree. Let's end the episode here and prices went down cuz July's laying so many Strategy for five imagine a car driving by your business, but when your security guy Jeff turns on his iPad at Chuck's Dixon my assailant

assailants Assailants, it's a liam's video next hey is there a point where Chuck Dixon is like tapped out of churning out shit? Does he does his colon ever run out? No, cuz he's a fucking old man for hire that he just shits the shit out for anybody. Constant trash. Yes. Like works like old-timey Stan Lee era. Alright, okay, Galen the space wizard. Alright. That's why it was so funny when Eric July was like bragging about getting Chuck Dix I'm like dude Chuck Dix. That's a legend. Why is he making ten books every year? Sounds like you're beating him like an old mule Eric only ten books for Eric here

He's made like 20 for everybody else like all that he's is all he does is sit down go and then he punched the guy and Then the guy drives the car fast and they has his cape. You can't hire two guys? It's gotta be this one old man. Fuck sake. Can't you hire anybody to write these things who is under the age of 65? It just seems like elder abuse at this point. And you did, but they were women. Like, can't you hire one?

Isn't there any, look, there's all these indie comic guys out here writing shit. Can't you find one of them and go, hey, hey I read your there's some of them that are fine He can't tell I know we can't tell but he can obviously that is a very hard skill to have Telling if somebody is good or not. Yeah, I think their story is good And he doesn't that's the only skill he needed for this and he doesn't have it But he could hire someone other than the foscas to you know just find talent trying it keep trying You know well that one sucked okay? How are you? Oh, that one sucked.

How are you? Or just like, again, like you can read reviews of like IndieComics.com and go, oh, this one did really well. This guy must be a good writer. I'm going to get him for the rep of hers or whatever. Just like Chuck Dixon my ass. Chuck Dixon, Chuck Dixon. Wings, 2070 for three.

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and thank you for not killing yourself. Andrew Tarr for 10. I'm going out, so can y'all get the audio uploaded to wherever I listen to podcasts. ASAP, that'd be great, thanks. I will try. J. Rob, detailing Ireland for two. Dick, hot whiskey man, good for a cold.

I don't have a cold, I have allergies, they're getting worse, every fucking weird. Go for a cold beer is what he was trying to say. Oh, hot whiskey man, good for a cold. I don't have a cold. I have allergies. They're getting worse every fucking good for a cold beer is what he was trying to say Oh hot whiskey man good for a cold beer. It's a beer emoji right there That's a mug of beer. Why would he use an emoji for that one word and not because emojis are fun But then what's he saying hot whiskey man good for a cold beer that doesn't make sense He's saying you're a hot whiskey man. Who's good for a cold beer. It's like you say that I don't know It's like a fun little turn of phrase. I'm not having fun. I'm out. I enjoyed it outraged

Gee money man pants 1492 for five Richard you look like Gannicus from the Spartacus series except old and Mexican what does Gannicus look like Balder for two video Can you unblock me on everything too? Maybe. Baldr's a fuck. Baldr's been fucking around. Baldr is... Baldr fucks around. Baldr's the one that made Eric flip out though. Did he? Yeah, cause I think Baldr said that he's seen the 911 tape and that's when Eric wiggged out. That's when Eric went nuts. Big time. Yeah. See we're reaching that point again where there's so much

Eric July shit going on that I cannot keep track of it. We need a Dakuman, we need a Watcher, an official gatekeeper of all this lore. Kelmaz for five, oyster clams and cockles, pigeon for five, Jew star five times. Stratergery for two has a Patreon plus, I approve freeing the bonus episode. Stratergery gives permission, then we have to do it Lawrence the baby for two heels verse babyface sucks He is when I found out that guy's 50. I went oh Wow, and you're still making this childish bulls ray himself down with water before he takes his gym picks Bottle

He must always be at the gym nights And we're all getting fit together. And Nina Infinity Spilled the tea apparently he was a Screaming at her because she went on a stream with that that Cecil guy or whatever like he's a poor girl He's going like you're betraying Eric July. You can't go on with Cecil man. It's not and you're like what the fuck What is wrong with you fucking guys? They're crazy people because They're all they're crazy People because they're all doing gay stuff and they have no sense of humor I think they also realize they have nothing else they can do like they're not that they're not funny

They're not funny. Just like we're friends. Okay, let's put it. We're the cool kids Who me has been off the radio for 20 like what 10 years 15 years? And he can immediately jump back on cuz he's a funny guy and he could be a broadcaster He never stopped when these guys get old They're gonna have nothing to say cuz the young kids are gonna be like what you talking about fucking Marvel comic like fucking Marvel movies Oh, yeah thing about the promeines We're over that you know unlike me my comedy is eternal and will last forever as we all know you gotta get back to that

comedy is eternal and will last forever as we all know. Yeah, you gotta get back to that. More Marvel stuff. Uh, Ulam Uvagaki, we're working on some food videos. It would be a lot, for 10, he says it would be a lot more funny to rug pull all the pores and not give them bonus episode. It is pretty funny, but- No, it's not funny. I don't like that.

Dick's really apologetic. I'm just joking. Jesus. Look, I'm sorry you guys felt bad. I don't want anybody to feel bad. Alright? This why- I should have made the goal much much higher.

Stop setting stupid goals. I'm gonna do it again. I didn't even know you could set goals on here. You're like setting a goal. I'm like, what the fuck is a goal? Let's see, MCLightsaber5, Eric is the dark side fill of indie comics and the riptards are the twittards of indie comic fandoms. They are retarded. I always say, if you're Eric and you're looking out

at your audience and you go, all these guys are dumber than, my loudest cheerleaders are fucking cross-eyed retards. I've done something horribly wrong. Blue for sure, right, for five, hi Dick, I love you. Hi. Bender for two, can you guys review Space King? Maybe. Send it.

Fun, okay, for five, turn on gifted memberships y'all I don't know what that is. I think I don't know if we can for some reason I think I couldn't but I'll try to turn them on abacus finch for five FYI You can't make canola oil without rapeseed. You're welcome. Thank you Gary smokes oak five big man veto new avatar the last airbender sandwiches McDonald's the two beef and then he says airbender combo Yeah, okay, okay, Mike hunt for two dick. Are you going to home school? No? We have a really nice school around here I don't know about the like kindergarten and shit though kindergarten a school fucking sucks, but

How do you raise a kid in Los Angeles and have him not be gay? Well this area that we live in a lot of people move here just for the school. Yeah. I think I've driven past that school. Is it a really fancy school? Well it's at the top of a mountain, so poor people can't go there. That's the big- It's a good point actually, it's all rich kids.

That's the big concern is that poor people will be in school with your kid. And then honestly, when he gets out of elementary school Probably just move out of high school around here is just a nightmare. Yeah He ramps up the deporting would you stay in California though your family's all in California I don't know this a long way out of California is your family. They're in LA kind of they're in California. I don't know. That's a long way out. What part of California is your family? They're in LA kind of. They're in LA. Yeah right. Go to Arizona. Go to fucking. I'll get a big fucking compound. I keep saying I wanted. Arizona's rough too man. They floated in a lot of a lot of undesirables into the US in the last 30 years. I keep reading about this Texas comedy scene.

Texas could be fun. I don't give a fuck about comedy. If you're in Texas, I mean assuming you keep podcasting, would you keep podcasting? Do you see a point where you're like I'm done with the podcasting? I don't know, maybe. Seems like you like it though. I do like it. Yeah. with the podcasting? I don't know, maybe. Seems like you like it though. You like having an audience. I do like it.

But I like some comedians coming on sometimes, but I don't really give a fuck about like listening to their stand up shit. You don't wanna be like, ooh, I gotta bring in all these guys and whatever else. I don't fucking care. Like when people, I don't listen to show and hear guests and go like,

oh man, I can't fucking, what you gonna say? Oh shit. Well, it seems like guests and go like, oh man, I can't fucking, what you gonna say? Oh shit. Well, it seems like the thing is that, you know, people want the clips of, it's like, that's the way the podcasts, the podcast culture is all about, you gotta get the big guests and make some stupid clip

and have them eat a chicken wing and have them dunk a basketball or whatever. Yeah, cause you're not funny. That's, the people who need guests are not funny. That's it. If I'm not funny enough that people don't listen You know what you have a good point is like that's kind of the thing with this show is like I get and it's always weird To me when I get messages from like other like YouTube guys or other guys

I know are funny and they go I've been listening to the podcast I go I guess we just do have a funny like I guess there's just is like And it's not that we have like a uniquely funny show like it's funnier than all the other shows, just there are no, what else is there to listen to? Like that is funny. It's difficult for, it's difficult for podcasts to listen to. I can't find shit to listen to when people are being honest. Yeah. It's easy to have a podcast where we're streamed, where people are being totally fake and dishonest all the time, because their relationship's fine. But when it's just two people being honest, it's very difficult to maintain because the

rancor and animosity sets in quickly. You know? Yeah, we've had plenty of that. It's awesome. And that's what makes it unique at the same time. Trying to think of what personal shit I can bring up here to get another good fight going. I mean, I don't know. I looked at like a kindergarten that was supposed to be good. And I clicked on it, and then it was like,

here's our reading list, like being an anti-racist baby. And I'm like, there's no way I'm sending my fucking son to this. I mean, I don't want my son reading this book. I don't want him being around some dumb bitch that's trying to fucking feed him this book. Why don't you make how to be a racist baby, and then you could teach him at home. It's real easy It's really easy news. That's how you make a racist baby. I

Got a racist dog. I got a counterpoint to this. It's called the fucking newspaper Times I mean it is tragic though guy. I keep trying to find like shit to listen to and I end up listening to WATP clips I listen to pat the NES punk is whatever and then I He's all right that Ian guy fucking sucks And I just listen old Howard Stern clips Yeah, cuz like it's really hard to find a dynamic where people are like genuinely funny and busting balls and you know There's so much clad handing bullshit and like celeb people just jerking off celebrities That's why our Stern sucks now as you listen to the celebrity interviews. I didn't even jerking them off

Ian Miller for 50 says booty so there you go Just I've been five of the Eric commentaries too long So I saying only the funny and interesting things instead of every little thing that pops into your head. Oh, shut up. Fun okay for five. These gifteds are Veet's tribute. Hit the scale, bruh. Agnostic Uzumaki for five. On one hand, I hate the state of Israel. On the other hand, I don't like illegals masquerading as freedom fighters. He's not an illegal. He has a green card. Maboud.

It's been revoked. More like Maboud. Diplomatic immunity has been revoked. I think that's gonna get fought in the courts. Lay in the straight for two, anti-antisemitism, put this on your plate. Justin Brodyk for two, veto more like Edo. That's an old classic. Fun okay for two more, gifted's incoming, turn on the setting. Oh shit. You want me to turn on gifted membership? I'll do the next, remind me before. Pigeon for five, why are we letting anyone immigrate? TBF for five, how did everyone gloss over Vito

talking about his head cheese a few weeks ago? Well, he's talked about that a lot. Yeah, what are you talking about? The fucking, everybody has, it's the fucking. Everyone does not have it. Well, you sweat and it builds up. It also, whatever. Crispy biscuit for five,

Charcoal Vito, Grill Master Vito, always with the hot grill tips. SS Jack for 10, will you sign my copy of Men Are Better Than Women if I bring it to Hackamania? Sure. Of course. The Locks for two, big problem coughing while you pee. Dean Shock two, I'll also sign your copy of Superkiller if you bring it to Hackamania.

Is it gonna exist? Dean Shock for two, we'll see. Maybe. Thanks for the laughs, boys. Oh man, I wanna set up a poly market on that. Human Dynamo for two. We'll see. Thanks for the laughs boys. Oh man, I want to set up a poly market on that. Human, Dino for two. I was literally waiting for Super Saiyan Mark. It really did feel like a Dragon Ball episode. Or Eve. I would have been fine with that. Eve doing what?

Killing him. Like she shot that beam at him and it just melted his skin off. Yeah right. Well. That was a team effort. Aspartame, brain tumor for two, Dragonball is better than Dragonball Z. You're only saying that because you're a pedophile. Boshog for two, money. Thank you. Mike Hunt for five. What about when Rape Your Apes teeth got knocked out in the exticals? That was gold, Jerry. I don't know what that is. Human Dynamo for two. Rape Ape? If buying is an owning, then piracy isn't stealing. Fun okay for five. Delayed my sliver queen by another month. Add more to YouTube

memberships to encourage my silliness. Oh somebody's gonna send in a sliver clean. How much is that worth? 250 bucks. Oh. It's probably gonna go up. It's on the reserved list dick. You're the one with the sliver dick. I don't wanna to fuck with it though, because it'll be too powerful to play. Reserve list means they can't reprint it. Oh. Yeah, right. No, they probably really can't. They would get sued for fake, false advertising. By stockholders? I mean, there are people who have magic collections that are worth like half a million dollars So yes, those people would sue them. Yeah, she'll observe five. It's the same reason they carry print dual lands. They can

No, they definitely can they can and then they will have to deal with some legal issues Which is why they're not doing legal issues, bro like there are guys those cards if you're a Game-store and you've been like investing all this inventory because a company has told you this product will never again be published and then they go never mind we change our minds. Yeah, that's an unregistered security then. Yeah, it's a fucking jail. It's not a security, it's a token. All I know is I need more dual lands.

Let's see, and you need a sliver queen for that sliver deck. And I gotta send Taylor that commander deck. I gotta mail it to him. Shell lips for 5g hot on the Amazon commercials. It is absurd Yeah, it's bullshit as pertaining to Ghostbusters died with Herald Aramis. I agree Balder for two says Christ is an F slur Balder That's horrible. Why would you say that? Oh, he said Christ is king my bad Mike hunt for five the Lilo and Stitch creator Chris Sanders Does incredible pin-up art both him and Bruce Tim of Batman the animated series Yeah, Bruce Tim has also drawn some racy stuff

J dragon Jad dragon for two Christ is king Rick Sexton for two celebrity death pool Willie Nelson versus Ozzy I would think hope Ozzy shoebox. I think Willie Nelson actually though He's willing else a way old Christ is king Dickington Dickington post for five dick should do Christ is king for biggest problem in God for the eighth of the bonus episode. Oh, biggest problem in God for April. That's not bad. Okay. Easter. On the first Easter or whatever. The Jerry and Coke for five. Oro say something. Patrick. Oro say do a brea-da be a little happy early street to Patrick's day boys. I'm very smashed. Great show. Great show, thanks. Oklavich for two. Vito's right. Chopped Italian subs are delicious. Gay bitch for four thou, uh, for 6.99. Vito's wake-up routine. One, wake up.

Two, take a huge shit. Three, get out of bed. That sounds good. The apprentice for five. Christ is king. Jesus Lord. Vito will convert on his deathbed. Yeah, you probably would. I mean, you wouldn't't there's no way you What's that a Pascal's wager is that Pascal's wager? Yeah? I'm gonna Pascal's wager at the last moment. You obviously are there's no way you won't convert I'm doing that don't die guys thing me and that guy. Brian Johnson. Yeah, yeah me and that guy. Is that why your skin is so oily? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna start getting his uh, whatever the fuck

I'm gonna start measuring not just you know my erections, but all the boys erections you guys measuring his son's erections, right? Yeah, I gotta do that We're all gonna measure Man says the Schofield Bible voted up Maxwell 21 for 17 Eric should hire Maddox to write the Deadpool knockoff for the Ripperverse It couldn't be worse than I think Maddox Could absolutely write a way better comic than Eric July. I'm sure he could he did he wrote a comic He should be making stuff, but he doesn't he doesn't cuz he's retired He made a video about oh seafoods like so cool and like if you don't eat seafood you're like fucking gay

And he didn't even do it like that that would have been funnier He's chasing me he's trying to be like something that he thinks everybody wants so weird Ulam for five I'm glad you asked Vito that super fun wheel symbol used by avid World War two fans does indeed have a cool name It's called a black Sun. Yeah, doesn't have another name. It's called like a plug jungle or something cool for two Thanks for not killing yourselves LJ clobbering over five my wife told me she lowered her fridge temperature from coldest to colder. Then got mad at me when I corrected her terminology. Hotfar Dinglediver for five. My superhero OC is a guy who fights giant sentient cucumbers. His name is Super Diller.

Just gonna let that one hang. Fun okay for two. I gifted 25 $5 gifteds if you check. Oh, I don't know how. That's why we have stopped focusing on gifted memberships because we don't look at the feed during the show and there's nothing that tells us if somebody gifted memberships. So if you did gift memberships, thank you for doing so. We just do not get any notification that it happened.

And maybe we could have like a mod message of when it happens. I downloaded that video of Eric and his crew dancing around. Yeah. Like that's all he was doing at that point in time. Gang banging and dancing. Yeah. Well, maybe we should, maybe we got to play some of that.

Maybe we're gonna play some. Maybe that could be on the next bonus episode. Go for two, move to Vegas, become buddies with Melton. And I like Melton. We're gonna, was I talking about it on here? We're all gonna be at the same hotel for Hackamania this time? Or were we talking about that in private?

I don't remember. I don't know. Because last time everybody scattered around, but now we'll all be, what hotel is it? I don't know. I don't know. But luckily everyone will be hanging out. Maybe we'll hang out down by the pool or something.

Didn't get to go to the pool last time. That's probably not gonna happen. Did you go to the pool? Yeah. There's not enough time. There is if you make it. How long did you go to the pool for? Like an hour? Uh, yeah, one or two. Eh. Alright. And uh, rec section five, I could read when I was four and homeschooled my whole life after that. Not to brag. Point is just taste and base- teach him basic skills and you can skip kindergarten. I also read at a very young age

And now you're writing now. I'm a right at a very young age. No, I mean I am always I want to be writing more honestly Okay, here we go Nobody gave us money to look at air to life space comic. What are you guys retarded? So get on the scaler I smash it to shits. Someone leave a super chat so we can look at Eric July's space comic. Unless that's what you did and I'd miss it. Vito's booty, Vito's booty! Yeah What's it gonna be I'm gonna be even a lot this week have you really you want to Pizza Today I didn't even find a get Indian pizza. He had Indian food and pizza today. Well, I had leftover pizza

And I also had a leftover chicken fried steak and then I had stacking up leftovers stack. Yeah, I was stacking leftovers What was a frozen pizza then you gotta eat? They got it and then I got it so I got Indian delivered And I still I always get extra naan because the naan is the best part But then I got that fucking vegetable pakora. It's fucking dogs every time I try to get an Indian appetizer none of them are good Samosas are not good Samosas are good pakora is not good somebody said you got to get the onion badge is that what you got to get It's just food you think samosas are good great. It's just like mashed potatoes jammed potatoes is good a little mint sauce in there

They're like flavorless Well, you still eat them. I think the nones the way to go like, flavorless. Well, you still eat them. I think the naan's the way to go. Yeah, okay. Well, what's it gonna be? Do you want something in the... You want me to get on the scale here? You want to get on the scale? Go for it. Let's see. It's been a while. It has been a while.

Hold on, let me load it up. Let me load it up. I should have some weights back there I can hold to... Oh, you think you need to... you need extra? Oh wait, it's making me log in. I can just tell you what it says. No, no, no, I need to record it for science. Okay, here we go.

Disconnected. There we go, there we go. Sinking the data. Woooooo! Go, sinking the data go get on it get on it okay yeah well you gotta guess last time you were what the hell have I oh I've been using it fuck cool this time you're at 282.5 was I at before Have I oh I've been using it fuck cool this time you're at 282.5. What was I at before? I don't know neat. I think

About that okay Well here you go is it a cool pop watch out you're knocking this over here you go wait What were these boxes there's other boxes presence? Oh yeah, okay? It is a black panther There's other boxes on the table. Oh, they're presents. Oh, yeah, okay. It is a Black Panther Funko Pop. Incredible. That's cool. Very cool. Okay, here is... Very cool. Somebody sent us this mug It's uh Ahelna. I saw somebody else drinking out of one of these the I hell nah mug I assume this is for me. Yeah, that's for you. I assume it has you on not really very Christmasy of you One mug I'm gonna be fine. I don't need a mug

Is happy made this the I hell nah ma hell nah You know what why why we need got any Ray Ray to make us a shirt we can sell or something? We gotta pay Ray Ray. Is the Truxme shirt available, or is it still sold out? How, how? How is that fucking possible, bro? It's Heather Black!

That's what you want! How is it possible that you have not updated that shirt? It's Heather Black. It's crazy! Heather Black is better. But it's still sold out the black still sold out the Heather The Heather is what you want. It's how is that even possible cuz nobody I don't remember to update this you know you Tell me on the show you don't send me you guys send me a message when I'm like that doing something

I really have other things to do you know what it's coming I want Ray ready design some merch first at some point so it can be sold out great get right on the shut up Maybe we do need an official a hell nah sure oh shit. This is from trilobite leather here, okay I think we do need an official hell nah shirt. I Think it's pronounced Trilobite Okay, Trilobite is of course the that's for you. I don't know why you give us a million Okay. Trilobite is of course the... Hey, that's for you. I don't know why you gave us a million business cards.

Am I gonna go hand these out? Yeah, but you sent two. One for each of us. Ow, I'll leave them around. Little bit of leather crap. Everybody's making stuff, huh? Hey Dick Avedo, long time fan here. Been listening to the old Biggest Problem number 32 over ten years now.

I see you guys getting some real cool gifts and fan art every week but I wonder if you've ever received custom handmade leather wallets. Dick, for you I have selected your iconic TDS vis- visage- visage compliments to your artist. Don't spoil it! Here, look at this. It was equally fun and challenging to apply to leather. I should have liked to scale it so the full image was represented including the constellation halo, but I fear the details of your face Look at this fucking thing very funny hold on Wow look at the inside Wow That's super killer number one. That's from number one. Yeah, that's the comic I'm chagrin to hear so many people shit on you for taking time to complete your comic weekend All right, so I made you a miniature comic for your car

It is a miniature comic. My own favorite medium. This is cool. Next time someone asks where your comic is I hope you swing it out of your pocket and across their face. Bro, I'm actually gonna use this This is actual leather. If their own comic is so close at hand love the show fellas And if anyone in the viewership wants to commission a wallet, I hope you'll mention my podunk little Etsy shop trilobite leather. Trilobite leather available on Etsy. It's trilobite. It's a trilobite, is it? I don't know. Look up pronunciation Etsy.com slash ca slash shop slash trilobite leather Also, you can reach them at trilobite leather at gmail.com or instagram at trilobite underscore leather

Once again trilobite leather on Etsy Who has made me a custom super killer wallet, which is fucking sick trilobite trilobite trilobite yeah fucking idiot trilobite. Why is it a trilobite? Yeah, you fucking idiot. Trilobite. Why is it a trilobite? Fucking no, it's clearly spelled Trillo. That's Latin. Try like tricycle Why would it be like a tricycle? What part of this is three anything? I don't know what it's called that

Love the show Yeah, trilobite or trilobite sounds gay Trilobite sounds cool. Trilobite sounds cool. Trilobite. Dick don't smash Vito's wallet. Oh no, I know. I knew this wasn't a Vito's video. Let me see your fucking wallet. He even got the blood stain right. Whoa. Cool. America's wingman on the back. Alright. Cool. No, it's better without that halo thing. Wow. I'm gonna put a chain on this. Let me see it. Let me see it. I want to touch it. No you can touch mine. Get the fuck out of here I don't want to touch yours. Let me just touch it

Here you go Is yours the same? Yours is like wider than mine mine is a square. That's just an optical version I think. No yours is a long wallet Is it? Yeah, yeah, look see mine is different. Oh, yeah, it's different mine is bigger Maybe one day maybe one day you can grow into it. I'll grow into it a man-sized wallet Vito You got the child. Well mine's got cool colors, which I like You got the child section wallet the child's he is better than my other it's better than a lot I have now men's eyes better than this lady wallet. I've been carrying around This wallet is terrible. I don't know why I bought it like a money money better not follow

I got this wallet a thrift store because I was like there's no way I'm gonna lose this giant pink lady wallet Do you have a spot for a chain? No, I'm not putting a chain on my fucking wallet. I don't want a chain wallet. Alright, goodbye everybody. No wait! Super chats! Alright. You don't want to look at Eric's comic real quick? Uh, alright.

If there's Super chats. If there's Super chats! I gotta get more Benadryl. Oh my god, but there might not be! You guys are fucking up! What the fuck? Where are the Super chats? They don't care about Galen from space. Oh my god. You guys fucked this up I wanted to look at it. Nobody left a super chat to look at gay space man fucking comic They don't care you guys fucked this up for me. They don't care I know it now and now we can't do it. That's it bro. That's it

Wait, what are people saying? How much did I weigh before? Oh? Whatever I gotta get under 280. You need to get under 230. I need to get under 200. Nah, that's not possible. I think BMI, it's like your healthy, I think the most I could be and be of an average weight is like 190 or something. Not average, but like-

There is no way in hell you could ever weigh 190 that's what I think But the BMI scale says I'm gonna die. That's for women you are gonna die, but you will know No, I'm gonna measure my erections to make sure I don't be 220 You could hit 230. I've been 210 before that was the way And the high like after high school What I lost 50 pounds I went from 260 to 210 that ain't gonna happen again it might Way you're too old how much was I before? 310 see Katie wants us to do it because then she can clip it for her channel. We're denying Katie a clip

That guy said that guy said do it. All right Jesus Banda, okay And again, I ate like an idiot today, so it's possible I weigh less today Yeah, and the amazing thing is when this is a rerun the show people will listen to it and it's still true Yeah, there you go. No matter what I'm gonna go home and eat the rest of that naan. We're also guys don't forget I'm gonna be streaming video games after this stream. We will you'll be on a directed over here We got a little sonic what comes must die. I gotta know I haven't read this yet. I saved it for the show I want to know about Zaylin. Okay. Do you know watch the trailer? Is there a trailer? There's always a trailer, bro

Is this like oh my god? There's a trailer. I thought he was like ah I'm so excited. He's like dr. Strange. I watch it on YouTube so he used that new thing Is this like, OH MY GOD THERE'S A TRAILER?! I thought he was like, AHHHHHHHHH I'M SO EXCITED! He's like Dr. Strange or... Why watch it on YouTube so we can use that new thing? Nah, I'll just watch it here. Alright, fine. Oh shit. The universe is chaotic and consistent at the same time.

Oh man, that's awesome! From its outer reaches to its core, the law remains the same. Yeah. With anything precious, there are those who would take it. Whoa! World-less, space-going scum who would sell a planet's lifeblood.

Space-going scum? Scum? And damn the consequences. Space Space Going Slum? Scum? Space Going Slum? There thievery ends here. There he is, gay man. Is that the king? The main guy? As the universe has its own immutable laws, I have my own law. Dude, this is retarded.

What kids must die So you're killing people Hailing us What kills must die hat art book poster for unique covers I'm so glad he labeled the hat because otherwise I would have saw that What is this what it would have earthen and I would have said what is this? What is on earth? Thankfully he labeled the hat as hat dude. That's classic the universe is chaotic. Is this also? There's the log line. Oh, thank God. We got a classic rip-a-verse log line

Okay, a battle across the stars begins Zalan dark is a man with Zaylin dark. Zalan dork. That's some real Han Solo shit man. Han Solo. Zalan dark with a Q for queer. Q for queer. Zalan dark queer. A man without a pass. A force of justice in a lawless galaxy. Guided by his ruthless creed what kills dies He roams the stars you kill Shouldn't you die he kills people in space? It's like Batman, but he doesn't have any like Batman in space and he kills people

Okay, taking down those who threaten order, but when a mission goes horribly wrong Leaving destruction in his wake Zaylin is forced to confront the ghosts of his own history. What's the mission? The ghosts of his own history. I feel like, isn't this like the 80th time the log line is mentioned, the ghosts of someone's past coming back to- wasn't this the fucking Yaira description? Eric has a lot of ghosts in his past, okay? I'm pretty sure that the Yaira description said something about,

and the ghosts of her past returned to haunt the present. His search for answers leads him back the world we once called home. Well he left out a word there. Leads him back to the world he once called home you cocksucker. Now a barren wasteland ravaged by an unknown enemy. Among the ruins a message written in the language of his ancestors hints at a forgotten truth. Before he can uncover Barren wasteland ravaged by an unknown enemy. Among the ruins, a message written in the language of his ancestors hints at a forgotten truth. Before he can uncover its meaning, warships descend, dragging him into a conflict that could change

everything he thought he knew. See, like, could you give me like an actual, like, so he goes to find a mystery. Like, anything. Anything, Chuck. Anything. The mystery, you can't go to find a mystery. Anything Chuck. Anything. The mystery, you can't go to find a mystery. The mystery should be, he finds something related to the mystery, not he finds the mystery. Okay, with danger closing in and powerful forces hunting him, Zaylin must fight not only for survival, but for the truth. But in a galaxy where justice is

measured in blood, will he be the hunter of the hunted? How many cliches can you pack into one description suitable for teen readers with moderate violence and intense themes, but avoids explicit gore or strong language? Thanks for defining. Okay, so he goes?

He goes to find a mystery? He goes to a planet and there's a- to find the ghosts in the past and the mystery. And there's a mystery and a ghost and he goes back. So like just tell me what the fuck it's about. Why was that hard? Cause it's not about anything bro. When a mission goes horribly wrong, leaving destruction in its wake, he's forced to confront the ghosts of his own history. That doesn't mean anything!

Just say like, after killing the fucking emperor of Guglark, he's a hunted man trying to escape when he finds a fucking crystal. Tell me anything! Is he a bad guy? Is he an anti-hero? He went back to the world he once called home. Okay. And found a language, a message written in a language.

Hinting at a forgotten truth. Oh, well, I can't- What kills must die? Is that the forgotten truth? Did it hint at a forgotten truth? Oh, he's gonna find a message that says you gotta kill what die. Yeah, I mean that's a little more complicated than that, bud. But kills must die. I want the hat.

This green lantern shit? Is that what what it is looks like it's a Z That's a Z. That's what that's what reckon called The Z the Z master join the rip of his legacy Normally you gotta tell me more here much is it that what's it at? 50,000 that's pathetic. Well, he's got it. That means everyone's not buying the He doesn't have the PSA graded bullshit, right? Maybe he'll add that later people not sick of these fucking Joe Bennett Chuck dick like holy fuck, dude I want to see can I get a can I zoom in?

I wait the art of Joe Bennett fucking art. Is there can I see what is that? Is he a cat man? Can you imagine being like I gotta get the art of Zaylin look at this cocksucker of those fucking elf years and shit I gotta see a man fucks stuff in space Like what is this design? It looks like hot. It looks like dog shit looks like sinestro kind of yeah But like it's just like a mess like I always say dude the most iconic superhero outfits are the ones that like if You think about them like if you ask a kid to draw spider-man. He'll get there He goes he has got fucking webs or whatever if you ask a kid to draw Zaylin. He's gonna go

I don't know man. He's like a gold guy with like a fucking weirdo embossed metal Z This looks like dog shit. This is bad. Well. I'm very excited to learn about Zalan I saw blood Ruth's out. I know you through in sky ever released a blood Ruth review people maybe check that out There's just so much going on. What is the most expensive thing I can buy all right no wait I want to know I want wanna know what I can get! The Chuck Dixon pack! I can get all the Dixon! All the Dixon! You get all the Zalan, yet all the War of Separation. Why is the War of Separation logo the Jamaican colors?

That's weird. You get all the Alpha Corps, and you even get some horsemen! What a pile of crap I want the Dixon pack put them dicks up in my pack it's time for the Dixon pack that has been the show everybody that's a line I need to update this graphic how can Chuck keep all these amazing tales and how does he have all these ideas he's a he's an idea man the man of a a million ideas. What, there's a mystery trapped inside an enigma? How can you keep it all straight?

How does he make- He never loses track of the threads of any of these amazing plots. Oh, when you said keep them all straight, I thought you meant he's constantly fighting his urge to make a homosexual superhero to reveal his inner demons. He's flying around space fighting,

what would he call them? Bugs? Little bug men? Little bug men. That's that's cool, dude He's got to find him it he goes to a planet he finds a mystic language a mystery He's on the mystery on the planet. He's gonna learn a thing like how is anyone dude when you when you pitch a book You got to tell me what the fuck it's about It's about a mystery as a guy in space. Why the fuck would I want to read that? There's a million books about a guy in space. This is trash. Just tell me what the fucking plot

is, like a little bit. A little bit. Tell me what it's about. Does it explain why Eric bailed on the trial? No. And then ghosted the prosecutor? I don't know. It doesn't explain that? Alright, goodbye everyone. Vote on all the problems guys. Trilobite Leather, Trilobite Leather and we will be back soon. Who knows? Bonus episode Biggest problem in sports and of course we will set the Eric July thing public cuz we love you and I love you And I'm sorry I blocked that guy on Twitter Okay, horrible thing I did Bye. Bye