The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 185

Episode Date: April 12, 2025

Copying PlayStation games Which the FBI does not approve not approve of? I'm gonna hit up my sad epstein. Is that not smug enough? You're not showing me a picture of Epstein right now. Oh fuck. Why did it do that? That's super weird there That's my biggest problem. Yeah Nah, that's not that's not That's the quintessential smug Epstein you're being now you're being not really there's nothing I don't I don't know that what do people think Let's put both of our versions out. Yeah

Well, I did tweet them at you so we can look at that post put them both up on the store And then let the buyers let the fires decide like a tip jar Well, I did start thinking that a OJ Simpson variant would also be good. And he says YOLO as well? Yeah, I mean come on. He's like I don't want to be trapped with this lady. Fuck this. I don't want to see her around getting dicked by some guy.

Getting dicked by Beverly Hills pretty boy Jigalos living off my NFL pension. Fuck that shit. I'm gonna get dicked by some guy. Beverly Hills pretty boy Jigalos living off my NFL pension. Fuck that shit. It is sad that OJ didn't live to see the reboot of the Naked Gun franchise. That's not a reboot of the Naked Gun franchise. What do you mean? That is a skinwalking piece of trash.

What are you talking about? What are you hey hey hey-ing? It's got Liam Neeson, it's directed by Akiva Shaver. It doesn't have Liam Neeson? He's dead. Oh, Liam Neeson! Yes, sorry. Leslie Nielsen, I'm sorry. Oh, they do have similar names now that I think about it. Liam Neeson's not a comedian. I don't know if you're not aware of that. Leslie Nielsen is a hilarious comedian.

Have you seen him on that, what's that British show, Suits or something? Suits? The one where he? He's role-playing with Ricky Gervais. Oh also one of the least funny people in the universe But have you seen that clip do you know what I'm talking about? I don't I refuse to watch anything with Ricky Gervais because okay well that will make me less if you watch that clip I go oh, they just watched the clip and then they said we should cast Liam Neeson in a naked gun Do you want to switch? Do you want to continue this conversation on the air? Do you want to continue your blaspheming against comedy that you're doing right now?

Wow, you're really not a- Naked gun looks like total dog shit. It does not look like total dog What are you talking about naked gun looks like dog shit? a man squished inside of a little girl suit and then expanding out of the suit is not slapstick. That's like, that's like, uh... Too ridiculous. Computer graphics.

And that was the first joke? You're a... Give me a... Give me a break. Look, I'm not gonna say that the man in the little girl costume joke was the best, but the worst. That's the costume joke was the best, but the worst That's the worst joke I've ever seen. It is directed by Akiva Schaefer also known as... Is he an accounting type of them? No, he's a classic comedy Jew One of the Lonely Island boys. Oh

No, they were the wrong people to put in charge of this. You like that show So I think you should leave half of them are like fucking producing They should have been kept away somebody on a turret like tower defense should have been shooting those those guys coming I think he directed half the sketches you like on that show. They're great on that show But the naked gun is dry deadpan delivery taking normal cop Sayings deadly serious six foot tall mustache. Well that's why Liam Neeson's- That's an awfully big mustache. That's not a little guy crawling out of the little girl's suit

and talking about eating someone's asshole. Liam Neeson is a pitch perfect casting, I'm going to say. Mugging at the picture of OJ and the black guy. Well, I can't even, oh, oh, lord, oh, oh, hell no, I ain't gonna say nothing about it. He did not do an ah hell no. He did with his eyes. He did a knowing glance It was very well executed. He's stupid. You're the enemy of comedy. Seth McFarland is the enemy of comedy Seth McFarland is not the enemy of comedy. The family guy block the eight to nine block on Fox is a containment zone To contain Seth McFarland. I love all of his shows, but

He should have been kept also. He's the big guy at the end of the tower defense game I want to remake naked gun you gotta go. I gotta upgrade my tower I think that a naked of them. I'm not thinking of it as a tower defense situation I think it'll be a fun comedy for us to enjoy Dog shit Liam Neeson is funny. Okay. He's good.

That's the problem. That's the problem. That he's funny? With Leslie Nielsen, even watching it as a kid, when I would see Leslie Nielsen, I would think, I don't even think he's... I don't even think he knows it's funny. I think this really happened. Like I think this is a real thing that was shot.

It's a real thing. Man, you are so jaded. Well, what do you want to watch? It's not any good. What have you been watching? How is that jaded? All I ever hear you talk about is severance and how you don't like the teeth in Invincible.

Isn't it the only media opinions I get out of you anymore? Invincible's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Severance is great. Would you let it slip that you're his favorite PKA guest? Obvious. It's not slipping. That's obvious. Woody, thank you for confirming what everybody knows.

I'm the best and the favorite. Somebody sent me the clip. Did you see the clip? That Hyacinth kite motherfucker is trying to start trouble. Yeah, well. He said Woody says you're racist Say that about me He sent me the same clip and I watched it and what he goes well. I don't want to pick a favorite guest

I like Dick Masterson He is racist, but Anthony Kumia and I go he's talking about Kumia is racist like it was a stream of thought That's not true. I mean obviously you know he's one of the top racists and radio broadcasters. Well that's why I was confused when I was like what do you know uh. Do they have racism awards that Anthony Kumia goes to? If Kumia hosted the racism awards I would tune in every year. Lifetime achievement. Yeah you can have like actual like. He started a new slur guys Yeah guys, we all know what you're talking about best inadvertent racism Did you see today the who was it accidentally tweeted the n-word from like a KC KTLA KTLA Yeah, Los Angeles TV station and accidentally the explanation was oh

We were trying to update our word filter and I I'm like, and that resulted in you typing the N word into Twitter and hitting send? How the fuck does that work? We were testing it. It would have worked if it was like a list of words that you were trying to block, but no, it was just the N word. So there's no way, no one goes, I gotta update my word filter. Well, I have to top my head, just N word my head just n-word Maybe the rest of them a fake word on the on the slur filter and then try that one. Yeah cabbages No one ever says cabbages Should throw cabbages in with the n-word and then type cabbages. We were updating our slur filter

That's uh you were updating it with the n-word What do you mean is that the only word you were gonna to put on there? That's why it doesn't make any sense. Yeah, I did see that. That was great. Anyway, well I'm glad you're the PK's favorite guest. Congratulations. When is the naked gun stink boot coming out? I don't know. So I can kill myself before it happens. Why don't we go review that one? Then you can get really upset.

That would be good. I'll go see that early. Impossible because it's not the same movie. It's just a Seth MacFarlane project that's titled The Naked Gun. that one then you can get really upset. That would be good. What if you like it? Impossible because it's not the same movie. It's just a Seth McFarlane project that's titled The Naked John. Is Seth McFarlane's name on it? I didn't even see that. Makes sense. How else would it get made? That's true. Makes perfect sense to me.

I guess we're going to do a podcast. You have to press the button. We've got a bonus episode out. Go check it out. We did do a bonus episode. The biggest problem. In Jesus. In Jesus. Vito got really atheisty and ready to.

I think I shared much of my religious background and why I want religion to be more serious and less goofy bullshit. It was actually hilarious. It was a good episode. All of your Christ camp stories. I have a lot of Christ camp stories. I went to Christ camp two years and man not a good memory among them.

Okay, here we go. Bunch of guys telling you you're gonna go to hell unless you sing the song. Yeah, suck this guy's dick. Patreon.com slash biggest problem. Okay, here we go. I told you they were doing gay stuff in that camp. Yeah, it's guys there. Now, now what are you gonna do? Biggest problem in the universe! Welcome to the Biggest Problem in the Universe, the only show that ranks every problem in the universe

from making messes with molten lead to listening to a liquor head. I'm your host, Dick Masterson. Joining me is always the Vito Giswoldi. Hi, Dick. How you doing? That was Sir Troll-a-Lot that sent that one in. I'm doing all right. Doing good.

Feeling good. You all right? Okay. Been a productive week. Has it? I feel so. Or have you been freaking out, refreshing Yahoo Finance all week? No, I bought the dip and it went okay. It's not like, yeah.

I did a little dip buying. You're on the Trump trade now. Did a little dip buying. Buy a little ticket for the Trump trade. I saw people on the Reddit discussing my trading habits because I think like two episodes ago I said I was down. Because they're degenerate probably. Well, they said I was down $80,000

and they're like, oh, he must must be like leverage into meme stocks or whatever else All the stock name about Palantir I was I did have a shit ton of pounds here, but luckily I sold out a good time Okay, it's actually him's went that stupid him stock went to like 70 and then rocketed right back down. Oh down Yeah rocketed down Wow. Oh it went. Yeah, I went right It's down below. You know like his hymns is retarded the stock no, it's cool. It's very Amazon She will do it. I was getting texts from people when they were going out veto Thanks for making me all this money and then for some reason this week. I didn't get those texts

For some reason this week nobody sent me randomly takes for convincing me to buy this shitty healthcare stock that went to the fucking ground Randomly text veto with you just cost me a lot of money this week Cuz you know I get a tip when do I get I feel like I deserve a tip if you make a lot of money off my plays So you know cuz I could use it to offset all my losses This is financial advice all right go ahead. You talked about your All right, go ahead. And you talked about your house hunting on the bonus episode too. I did talk about my house hunting.

I got a call right before the show went live. That was a sad, from a realtor. You had to break up with your realtor on the show. The realtor called up. Did we get that? Did you record that? Nah, I didn't record it, no. I should have said start recording.

Yeah. And the realtor calls up. She goes, hey, I noticed you're looking for a house. I said, well, there's this guy who just fucked me. His name's Donald Trump. So if that guy ever stops fucking me, maybe I'll get a house. Yeah.

It's coming back. And she was like, ooh, OK. You have to say, by the way, I'm a comedian. By the way, I'm having fun. I'm not like a sicko saying fuck a bunch to a female realtor cold collar. Well, because I thought it was going to be an Indian lady. Anytime it's like an Indian lady, she goes,

I want to make sure you have a Medicare Part A and Part B. And I go, I'm going to rape you into the ground, you fucking whore. And then they hang up. And I hope that if I keep doing that, well, I assume that at some point, somebody in the Indian call center is going to go, hey, can you stop calling that guy who tells us he's gonna rape us and cut our heads off? You're primed. There's gotta be a cheat code to getting off this list I just have to figure out how to specifically threaten these Indian women. Do you drink cow piss? Say that

Your mother drinks cow piss and then they lose it all of them Like Daffy Duck like a whole building of Daffy Duck. I think you gotta waste their time I think if they know you're a notorious time waster she got to be on the phone with them for like 20 minutes I don't think so man. They're on the clock. They don't care. I Don't know if they don't if they don't make the sale they got to get in trouble at some point, right? No, cuz they're not they don't not get paid any money. So I've tried being like I've tried being like, you know This is Quantico headquarters FBI tip line How can I help you you've been watching mind hunter then I assume I have watched mind hunter, okay?

It's not a specific Yeah, but that's where you learned the Quantico is where the FBI is not where I learned that Quantico is where the FBI is Every fucking FBI thing ever mentions Quantico at some point Fuck I told my wife files and whatever else I told my wife that I asked the construction guys to shut the gate when they're done for the day She goes you ask it English or Spanish nice. It's Spanish and she goes how there's no fucking way that you know that in Spanish I said yeah, I said Gato

Trabajo Trabaja por favor Serrrada la puerta you know for the yard She goes how did you know cerrada la puerta? And I said because on an episode of Seinfeld Kramer left the door open and this Puerto Rican screams at him La puerta esta abierta! She goes so you learned Spanish from Seinfeld It's like well, you're the worst Mexican ever I must admit It was a good episode Most Mexicans did not learn Spanish from Seinfeld

All right Well who won? It was a good episode most Mexicans did not learn Spanish from Seinfeld all right Well who won? Last week was was Nick. No it was not Nick. No talking to drunk people talking to drunk totally unrelated problem yeah One there's a different guy good job. Thank you Then the 1% you greedy Shisty one percenters with your filthy Greed and lust man if the tariffs fuck up my fucking magic card say

Buying I'm fine bye bye to those dude. I ordered. Why don't you set up a factory? You're mr. Magic I should set up a factory there it tries getting tariffed to hell. We got to set up a card grading company I've decided we don't have to do it No, no, no, no, no, no, I got I got a whole idea. No, no All right, we're gonna shoot out we got a partner with a card grading company Why would they want to partner with you cuz cuz there's a lot of like lower level card grading companies that are not the PSA or The CGC and I'm like they could be the official card grading company of biggest problem. We could promote that shit.

And others. Ads then. Ad reads. Yeah, well ad reads. I wanted to use Rudy's card grading company, but the slabs look terrible. Oh, that's mean. How bad do they look? Well, I just don't like the design of the top banner.

There's a lot of different slab companies do okay? Uh then soldering got third. I'm trying to subtly turn this into a trading card show for no reason Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work. I've been uploading magic videos again. You see that no I have a magic the gathering channel Where is that? YouTube.com slash draftmagic. Draftmagic? Yeah. Oh.

I told you I have draftmagic.com and my secret hope is that at some point somebody who wants to rival DraftKings gives me $20,000 for the URL. But that hasn't happened yet. DraftKings the poker place? Yeah, yeah. Well, because everyone's doing fantasy drafts and shit. Like that's the new gambling excitement So I'm like I own draftmagic.com. That's gotta be worth something. Well, good luck. That's a good URL

Yeah, it is draft magic. They ever tell you about all the URLs I own? You could be like a little gay wizard Don't come into my casino. I'll turn your penis into a frog. That's a good name for a fantasy sports thing You're right cuz it's called fantasy sports. That's magic already There's fantasy and magic and whatever else yeah, but yours is too gay like magic Could be sexual as well Magic is not I don't know if I still own shirt dungeon calm that one never paid off Because there was a point in time where I really wanted to have a t-shirt store and but every you might be the most American person That exists. Every URL of like shirt hole shirt place shirt store shirt whatever. I'm like I just need shirt location

I tried a million of them. The only one I could find was shirt dungeon. I'm like shirt dungeons pretty good That I never made. Shirt shitter. Shirt shitter. How about that? No cuz that's not a place. You don't go to it Well, I guess you could go to the shitter. Yeahirt shitter. Shirt shitter. How about that? No, because that's not a place. You don't go to it. Well, I guess you could go to the shitter. Yeah, shirt shitter. Yeah. And then a guy that shits with his shirt on. It's a guy sitting on a toilet holding up all the t-shirts you can buy. I'm only gonna be shirt shitter. Remember t-shirt hell? That was fun. Nah. So I was trying to make like a t-shirt hell. Okay, No Smell- Okay, No Smellless says Vito's laugh- Vito's laugh specifically is loud. My wife won't allow me to listen to the biggest problem when I get ready in the morning because of Vito's laugh. Get a new wife. Enclave Soldier says I feel like John Dishwasher might make a guest appearance in Superkiller 2.

Ooh, maybe? I don't know. I started having some John Dishwasher ideas. Threes J, his only good friends are his mom and his fist you got me good on that What was that? Yeah, I said that but I don't remember what it was in reference to I know you got a key. I know it was a good joke, but I was like I saw that comment I'm like shit. What did I say? Who was I saying that about? Say that I don't know sounds like a me joke CLP says Vito is afraid he won't be able to feed his addiction for cheap tiny Chinese toys

And he'll have to find something else to fill his life with actual meaning I think I was talking about no like commenting on YouTube that fills his life with I have a lot of meaning I'm having a lot of Nick. Rekete is going to prison. Oh, yeah, I remember that that's it Hey today, he said that is he fucking retarded going to prison again. Oh my god That's like when the null said we're gonna get sued to the ground by Eric Julli and nothing came of it because he's a moron. If Null can do one push-up, maybe Nick will go to prison. If Null can refrain from drinking a two-liter of diet- or Pepsi Cola or whatever the fuck.

He drinks three two-liters a day at his height, he said. Six! I think six, he said. How is that possible? I don't know. Dude, I drink- it. I like it competitively soda. I get it. Okay. I drink diet soda mostly Okay, I have been getting these very nice grape sodas, but I drink one of them a day Yeah, grape soda. Why you getting grape soda? I'm I have this new weird obsession with grape soda. I can't explain it That's fishy. Is it? That's what I call a tell. Hahahaha! I'm a fan of the African-American community.

I like grape and pineapple flavors. I'm also big- I've been buying a bunch of pineapple lately. Oh really? Yeah. Hmm. I wonder if this- somebody's gonna write in the comments- What does pineapple do famously? Uh, I don't know.

I don't know. Uh, okay, so what I was gonna say I drink one grape soda a day if I drink one sometimes I won't drink one yeah the idea of drinking multiple two liters of sugar soda a day is insane to me Hack the movie says Vito. Can you not wear my hat when you talk about your commie shit? Reasonable. You're wearing a... Negro... Oh yeah! I wore this on the show and I was like mad that I didn't get any comments! Because I don't think people can read.

This is my Negro... No one noticed your haircut. Sorry. No one noticed my cool Negro League baseball cap. It's an official MLB cap celebrating the Negro League. And it's signed by all the players. HAHAHAHA If you say the name of the league, celebrating the Negro League. And it's signed by all the players. And it's signed by all the players. If you say the name of the league, you can say it.

You can't, you know. I can't. It's on the hat. I don't wanna fall out of Woody's good graces. Oh yeah, you're the least, what is this, let's see. Woody's my favorite host of PKA too. We all love Woody. Look, discover greatness from the Negro Leagues.

Where the hell is that? That's a beautiful hat. Why'd you put it all the way over there? Like the camera's right there and you're... I can't see where the lens is pointed. Yeah, but you put it up and it was kind of off, so you moved it way over there because you're looking at the TV. Look, it's got the Negro Leagues on the front and then on the side, it's got the Negro League Baseball Museum.

And this actually came from the video game MLB the show Negro League Edition. I want you to do me a favor right now say that you're a big fan of that. I love the MLB the show video game series so much and that's yeah that's why you have that. The special edition that comes with the hat. Yeah great and then stop it right there. On my Xbox one. I bet I definitely have Kristen do it because there was a woot sale of 9.99 for the Negro League Baseball game special edition for some reason I don't know that definitely would not be a thing that went on clearance Because nobody bought it You got in that hat

Yeah, yeah. You did? It's better than my Mr. Girl shirt that has him holding the gun that says, take your panties off. I always have to remember not to wear my Mr. Girl shirt. The most dangerous thing that could happen in a Mr. Girl shirt is that a Mr. Girl fan recognizes you. Would recognize you and say hi. Kristen Dorfer says, the puppet guy is a good judge of character.

I had 100%. He's a winner. He didn't say anything about that. He just said, good judge of character. At 100%. He's a winner. He didn't say anything about that. He just said good judge of character. Good judge of character. John says, listening to Vito, who doesn't have a real job, and hasn't had to endure any form of paid physical labor, since he left his father's Domino's, bitch about...

The story you're telling about your dad's dominoes on the bonus episode. I have a lot of good dominoes stories. So funny. I don't know how you've been keeping that shit under wraps for 200 episodes. I have a lot of good dominoes stories. It's like haunted me. You had the story of the- That night I was like-

The walk-in cooler? Well you gotta listen to the bonus episode. You think it haunted you? Dude it's been haunting me for 30 years! When he told me that story I'm like that's horrifying! How did he die? Well you gotta listen to the bonus episode. You think it haunted you? Dude it's been haunting me for 30 years! When he told me that story I'm like that's horrifying! How did he die? Eventually. We don't know. I think his heart exploded.

We don't know? Well I didn't... Stop right there. You've said too much. He just fucking died. A bitch about tariffs making his plastic shit more expensive or unavailable makes me want tariffs even harder me, too I think a lot of people felt that way yeah, it's but the tariff things working out swimmingly for everyone. Yeah I saw the dollars depreciating. That's good Treasury yields are Skyrocketing we don't need the dollar to be high if there's no inflation

Okay, yeah, it's good when the body who gives a fuck when the value I do I don't want my dollar to be worth worth less than I So I compared to what to buy goods and services less compared to like jack-in-the-box It's worth less compared to like a Swiss franc or a yen I currently have deal with yens a lot I have a lot of Chinese fucking suppliers who are being real catty about responding to emails about whether or not... Oh, for 20 grand? Come on.

Not for 20 grand, but... How much? More? Well, because I... just various fucking things. No, no, no. I had... Mike says, I've worked in manufacturing for 26 years. Glad I'm not a fucking Uber driver. We haven't laid any employees off since Trump has been back. Back in February, when we didn't have a president,

we laid off over 150 out of 600 employees. We actually hired- So in two months you haven't laid anybody off? That's your metric? Yeah, it's pretty good. Oh, we made it two months without laying anybody off. It's all smooth sailing from here on. That's the worst part of all this.

Eric's put out two comics in two months. The guys putting up graphs being like, oh, you can see in the past week, it's all, they're like, are the guys who are posting the day graph? Green, baby. Oh, I guess the market's green. I guess the market's green.

I'm like, green. I'm down thousands of dollars. You can't post one day of gains and go, Trump's killing it. And then Tim Poole's out there going, oh, the left's destroyed forever. I know your dad's out there going oh the left's destroyed forever now Tim is talking about the world like the left has now disappeared. One meeting with Netanyahu and his brains are fucking scrambled. He pulls out of control right now. And he's going well now that left there's some new Jesus cartoon the one I was talking about on the bonus

episode they're going oh made five million dollars at the box office Disney's destroyed and I'm like I don't think you guys understand the crisis king Christ is king of the box office that is that is how they think that is the only thing honestly religion has become we don't care about converting people we care about whether or not our animated Jesus movie makes the most money that's how you convert that way way more important. You gotta get money You got keep people like that. We don't we don't want to you know help the homeless We don't want to like save a baby. We want to make the best movies

It's fucking nuts Gravedigger says I pick up bodies daily from people who died penniless because the factory they used to work at shut down and they never recovered. Entire towns depend on factories like that, Vito. And when they leave, it leaves a void people talk about on their deathbed. Maybe you don't want to work in factories, but most people are fine with a job like that if it pays their way through life. How do you feel about that?

I don't think I think there was a generation of Americans who were prepared to work in factories, but I don't see the current generation as being coerced into that at all. Okay. They've been fed too many dreams of YouTube stardom and whatever else. Have you seen those Chinese, like, influencer towns?

Which ones? No, maybe? Oh, they're funny. Alright, that's my comment. Alright, well let's do a little segment I like to call Vote It Up! Uh, okay. Here's that stinger that guy told me to play and I didn't have it last week.

Vote it up or you will die Vote it up or you will die Biggest problem that shall Biggest problem that show right now Watch his dick makes me to cry Please just vote it up again Ratchet straps and finger pain Sweet baby straps and finger pain yeah!

Sweet baby, D.I. Vito's car is gone away Only two cabs are fine And it's never coming by Vote it up or you will die You'll be die, motherfucker Our biggest problem, that's alright now I think it's AI cause it's so hard

Watch his dick, makes me don't cry I like this AI Ooh, just voted up a gun There's too much variation Ooh, just voted up a gun Yeah Yeah, that's he's really singing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a little bit of like vocal pride. Wow, that's a good one. Thank you. Who was that?

I don't know. Come on, Xtelaviv it says. You downloaded the fucking thing. Thank you Xtelaviv for leading us into everyone's favorite segment. Uh oh. Vote it up! Listen to the segment where we talk about past problems and put them in a new light. Dick from episode 43. This is one I believe I brought in. The problem of criminalizing heterosexuality.

This is the idea that we're red blooded American men. We should do that. We should criminalize. For women. Yeah. Yeah. They can only be lesbians. Yeah. Yeah. Just make them illegal.

So you could always bring them in. Wait, make who illegal? Women illegal. I could take you in at any moment. That's a much different. I could take you in at any moment I could take you in at any time For all the dirty dick sucking you've been doing any point we can deport them to get rid of them El Salvador Yeah, put a tattoo on him at night sneak in there put an MS. Take this bitch That's a really good bit. That's a good

Man I'm so tired of Tom! What are you gonna do? I got an idea Sneak in, tattoo some MS-13 shit on him Yeah, that's the kind of joke that shouldn't be in the Naked Gun Right Cause it's ridiculous The cops show up, they go, well we've heard there's gang activity Here he goes, gang activity, and they just rip off his shirt

And on the back it just says, I love being in a gang MS-13 for life It's all spelled shittily and it's clearly in marker. That's not a tattoo! Yeah. Good bit. Bad bit, however, is the horrible thing going on with the adult video game No Mercy, which has been removed from Steam.

You don't know No Mercy, Dick. The rape game. Rape game. Piece of narrative fiction. Yeah. Detail. Would you call, what's a famous rape narrative? Call Deliverance a rape movie? I guess.

Yeah, I guess it is kind of. It's more like a banjo movie, though. Banjo movie. One of the classic top 10 banjo movies of all time, Deliverance. Well, No Mercy was a game which included incest, blackmail, and unavoidable non-consensual sex. Blackmail, too.

According to the Steam page, which promised players the opportunity to become every woman's worst nightmare and never take no for an answer. Oh, so you're a rapist? As I understood it, it's about, I think your mom ruins your family by sleeping around, and then as revenge, you have to rape your mom.

Okay. Classic tale. I mean, that sounds like a cool game. With some Charles Dickens. I'd have to see the gameplay. I think it's like a visual novel. I think you like, chew, it's not even like a real, you know, there's not like a.

It doesn't look like your mom, I hope. No, it looks like a hot chick. It's like babysitter porn. It's like she's not really babysitting the kids. It's a lady. OK, so they got that banned. Oh, they're not really brother and sister. Yeah, it's banned.

Well, now the UK and Australia and all these other states that don't have our glorious American free speech, one of the few tenants remaining in this country until Donald Trump takes it away from us, has been removed from sale in the UK, Canada, and Australia. On Thursday, the developer bowed to pressure removing the game from Steam entirely. However, I believe the game is still available on itch.io. Currently, women's groups are celebrating the censorship of this brave piece of provocative speech.

But I believe we might have a little bit of a Streisand effect coming around. I think... Now everyone's going to know about Ra a little bit of a Streisand effect coming around. I think now everyone's gonna know Well now everyone's gonna download it. Yeah, I kind of I didn't even know about it now I'm like what kind of a play a couple minutes of it now and see Joe you don't Little bit I don't know Those porn games on like Newgrounds or something and I don't like those games Well, that's just a look at pornography if I'm looking at I don't want to play a game with pornography

It is always annoying when you're like 20 minutes in and you're like I probably could just be jerking off instead of going to the gym and working up my workout stat so that Oscar will romance me the next time I meet her Nah I don't want that It's a clever concept. I think they should get down to it quicker You get to the rape like immediately

Uh Alright well concept. I think this should get down to it quicker. You get to the rape like immediately. Uh, alright well. Well anyway, right now criminalizing heterosexuality is number 150 on the board with four and seven upvotes. That's not a topic that I would associate with that. They're taking it away. All heterosexual men want to play the rape your mom game dick. Look, sometimes with voted up I have to figure out which problem. You don't have to though. Yeah, I do. You just want to do it. I had a number of different things to bring in.

You don't have to do it at all. Well, that's interesting. I'll bring that in and then I'm like, ah, it's kind of like that problem. Okay. That's the part of Voted Up. It's like these problems are so expansive. It could cover all sorts of things.

Okay. No Mercy, currently available on itch.io. Well, Dick, I have another problem for you. All the way back in episode 22, I can't believe this problem's that old. It's the movie theater experience. This is a problem I brought in where I said going to the movie theater,

you know, it's just sticky floors, overpriced popcorn. Wouldn't you rather just- I wanna go to the Minecraft movie, though. Well, that's why- Because I wanna throw all the popcorn around and go crazy. I think that we finally found a way to accentuate the movie theater experience. Yeah. Is that we need the do whatever the fuck you want theater screenings.

Yeah, that's cool. I would go to all of them. Are you kidding me? If there's a Marvel screening where it's like you can yell the N-word at fucking Captain America and no one will do anything about it. That's not gonna happen. Well, maybe not that part. Just throwing food.

You can still fuck around and go, where's Iron Man? I want Iron Man! Anyway, viral clips are currently circulating on social media. And can you bring up a clip of this? I'm sure you can find one. Showing rowdy- What do you mean I'm sure I can find one? I'm sure you can find one.

I don't know where the clips are. Go to Twitter and search for Chicken Jockey and I'm sure you'll find one. I'm sure you know where the one I don't know where the clips are go to Twitter and search for chicken jockey, and I'm sure you'll find in about two seconds Viral clips are showing rowdy crowds of young people disrupting screenings of the newly released Minecraft movie Not there take picture of Oppenheimer hit the media totally fucked up your fucking idiot You can and this is not scroll down This is not set up right. Children watching the Minecraft movie are taking part in the chicken jockey trend. Based on the wildly popular video game, the film hit theaters last week and racked up a staggering $157 million. Yes!

Yes! Yes, keep doing this kids. Keep doing this. They can't arrest us. This is what movies should be. Seriously, my dad would talk about when they were kids they'd go see a movie and they'd have popcorn boxes. Yeah.

They'd eat the popcorn and fold the box up and throw it at the screen to rip it through the screen. Anytime I've gone to like one of these event movies like I remember when they you remember when they did grind house And it was a double feature. Oh, yeah the machete Yeah, and it was a lot of it look and watching those movies by themselves They're not that great but watching it in a theater full of people who are all like yeah Going not even that snakes on a plane thing It's a terrible fucking movie, but everybody going just to fuck around and scream I want I really won't I do I do want to make a mess, but I don't know any of the references

So I'm gonna be screaming screaming at the wrong time. I can fill you in on the Minecraft references, they're pretty good, they're pretty simple. I need a little boy to go with, or a little girl. You watch, there's one video where it's just like, when he says, I am Steve, you're supposed to go, yeah! And when he goes, this is the nether, you gotta go, oh!

And then he sings a song about cooking chicken. And then obviously the big one is when this little zombie comes down, Steve says, chicken jockey, Jack Black playing Steve. I saw you kind of being a hater about this though. You're like, this movie would annoy me less if they just said Jack Black was in Minecraft and they called himself Steve. Well, yeah, because come on, because Jack Black's no longer acting at all. I like at no point does he sit down and go,

I wonder what the character of Steve is like. It's just Jack Black. Who gives a shit? He's awesome. Uh, I- RRRR-CHICKEN IN! Wow, like why would a normal person act like that? There's no version of a normal guy that goes RRRR-DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DIGGYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Magic well in a right now there have been some controversies one theater children body or moviegoers brought a live Chicken in and a raisin in the air during the chicken jockey scene Wow the cops were called and removed these gentleman

They do Remove them not have a chicken in the fucking Cops I will say though if they're trying to get people back in the movie theater You should have one fuck around theater where it's like no rules you want to make a mess I don't care. Just don't throw anything at you know on nobody molesting the kids though obviously no molesting kids Not no rules, but you're allowed to about throwing littering and stuff. That's fine I want I just want to be comfortable to yell stuff at the screen You're the stuff you're coming up with is like, I don't want kids hearing that.

Well, maybe the kids aren't allowed in my fun time theater. So you can stay home and make a mess in your, this is about good clean wholesome throwing popcorn around. It's not about yelling the N-word and taking everyone's pants off and stuff. It's like the room. It's like a Rocky Horror, you know? You build up a certain expected audience reaction.

That's fun. I don't like going to those. They're fun the one or two times. Like, eh. Well. There's only like seven things to do in this movie. Yeah. I thought there would be like a constant

stream of stuff to do. A constant stream of nonsense. Well, maybe that's what- Like, Dirty Explorer you watched, there's always something happening. Maps coming in, swipers coming in. Swipers gonna swipe something. You don't know where stuff is yeah, where's the ocean? Maybe she'll say something Spanish, and then you get to learn a word. Oh, man. I guess I watch all those my kid Yes, you can watch Dora with the kid yeah, yeah, of course that's our people. That's your people

We're gonna only speak Spanish. What about Arthur? You know Arthur guy? That, uh, Aardvark? Yeah, yeah. Nah, I don't like stuff where he does the lessons. I like when he hit his sister, but then they have the wrong lesson, which is like, that was wrong. And I'm like, she broke his shit.

Break shit, get hit. That should have been the lesson of the episode. Yeah. Anyway, the movie theater experience seems to be improving, guys, so why don't ya vote it up. Is that it up that's it vote it up or you will die

I have a bit too but biggest problem that shall rise now watch his dick makes me to cry what is this I have a bit please just vote it up again you're not gonna do it next week. You never do any fifths. I will. Ratchet straps and fingerpane. I almost just did one just now. That doesn't count!

Sweet baby in the eye. Get your acrimaniac ticket, stairs. You're the big problem guy. I'm the big problem guy with a big ol' problem for ya, dick. There's a man. And there's a man, he's a delightful little guy, is the word I'm gonna use. Runs around, he just backflips, he screams about stuff, he plays video games. The Noid? Yeah, it's the Noid. I promise the Noid. Don't make me do Domino Yes, the noid promise the nut Don't make me do domino stuff cuz I know all the domino stuff. What's your problem? You know why they don't have the noid anymore, right? Yeah, I know

That story that story. Yeah, my problem is a Communist propaganda dick Okay, it's been a man, his name is I Show Speed. Oh yeah, that fucker. He's a, he's an influencer, he's a young influencer, like a Mr. Beast type guy. Yeah. Uh, if there was a baseball league, perhaps the one on my hat is the one he would belong to. Now you went too far.

How's that too far? That was way too far. Hahaha! Or you can play in the regular one. They can play in either. They should bring it back. We should have more, you know, leagues. What? Race-based segregation league? Yeah! That'd be fun. You don't see why it's too far now that you're in this territory? Well, they have race-based... the liberals for the longest time were like, we need to have race-based college admissions and when race-based dormitories. Why not just you say and also they're the only ones who are allowed to play on this baseball field and just bring us all the way back

Okay, so tune into that. Well, they already have that. Yeah Come on basketball. Yeah, some of the whites are doing okay. Okay. Okay Why are you so uncomfortable about race on your topic? I'm not uncomfortable. I'm just saying that this black gentleman went to China. I Show Speed. I think part of the appeal is that Chinese people don't normally see black people so they're all very excited to see him and that was part of the appeal. And well- He did a bunch of fucking propaganda while he's over there. Well, it's kind of weird that I don't understand.

I'm seeing other people be like, wow, Aisho Speed is such a entertaining individual and it's so great that he's shining this spotlight on China. He should be in fucking prison for what he's doing right now. I'm like, do you not understand that this is paid propaganda by the Chinese government on every obvious level? Driving him or flying him around from their biggest thing to thing? They're bringing him to every technological advancement. It's literally a North Korean propaganda tour just in China. Yeah, China fucking sucks, dude

I'm seeing guys who have like huge followings being like I'm just I saw a guy It's like I think that Aidan Ross guy was like, you know, I'm really like rethinking China after watching a lot I sure there's a building videos. I show speed was on a bill I thought it was really poor and fucked up, but you know, then I watched iShowSpeed doing a backflip in front of a self-driving car, and now my entire opinion on China's changed. I'm like, holy shit, you guys are this stupid?

This works? I thought we, like... Go to China then. Get fucked. Fuck off. Go live in a cave. Go buy six houses in China made of plaster barrows. Fuck off.

Am I crazier when I was in school, we like learned what propaganda is, right? They said like, oh, well, it's kind of funny. You know, you probably couldn't do this these days. No, because they're too busy learning about gay people, how to have gay sex in school. Pretty much. They're not learning how China's

trying to fuck with their minds. They're not learning about like, you know, the allies dropping leaflets into Germany saying, you know, surrender and we will be your friends or whatever. They're not learning about like you know the allies dropping leaflets into Germany saying you know surrender And we will be your friends or whatever they're learning about. They have a dopey brainwashed chick up there. How to build a chicken killer in Minecraft. Dude I It's the most obvious. I couldn't believe he made one and then they start every week every day Here's here's me with a futuristic car and a flying car and he's like Oh Lordy oh What the fuck is this shit? It was an entire

entire ah hell no tour if you really get down to it phone with three screens Oh hell no these buildings are so big. I held up the whole thing was That car thing I think it was here and He's like, look at this car. And the wheels are all bouncing. I'm like, yeah, that's because their roads are dog shit, idiot. You don't need that in your car. Can you real quick type in my Twitter? I tried to bring up some of the clips and I said- I'm disgusted by this.

I'm disgusted less by him taking the free money from China and I said- I'm disgusted by this. I'm- well, I'm disgusted less by him taking the free money from China and more from- I'm disgusted by that. He's got all the money in the goddamn world! He didn't need to go take China's money! Absolutely. Like Tim Pool, he doesn't need to take Israel's money,

he's just doing it to be a dick. Well, the horrifying thing to me is usually this is like done more subtly and sneakily, and here it's just like, China's the best country ever. Can you believe it? And you're like, bro, you guys aren't even trying to be subtle about this shit.

Is this what you're talking about? Well, this was him giving a classic communist salute, so he's really on board. Which one of those tanks ran over a guy? Here he's yelling, he brought up his hand, he said, hello comrades in China. Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

That's the classic communist salute that he's giving out there. So yeah, it was, it's not even subtle at all, it's literally, oh my god, we don't have D's in America! Yo! What the hell? Wow all it's literally oh my god. We don't have these in America Wow it's a phone Look at how it is a camera or any phone best camera on any phone Believe that no USD

How much 3000 3000 yeah, phone Damn gaming PC Look at that phone my god here were some of the flying car Your exporter phone. And they're going, oh he just went to China, and I went, well who's getting the fucking loving drone shots of this motherfucker? It's Chinese state media paying for all this shit. It's really two countries with their most valuable exports. China with their technology and America with their black guys doing minstrel shows for stupid white people.

Combined, it's the racist peanut butter cup of America and China. Look, we got a frying car, you got the black guy that goes, oh hell no, oh hell no, oh mercilordia. The funniest part of his trip was apparently he met with Jackie Chan. And I'm like, does Jackie Chan just like every time they bring him the new black guy? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Every like five or 10 years, you got to go, hey Jackie Chan we got another one We got another one for ya This is the same one! This is Chris Tucker! This is the same one! This is Jen Smith! He did our Karate Kid! No no this is a different one, this is a new one!

Okay! New black guy! Go do good stuff! I would would say I'm racist, that's crazy. What is the deal with like forcing black people to meet Jackie Chan? I don't understand it, I guess they just assume he likes the only is Jackie Chan the only one that like made it here in America Chinese as as that's like a nice guy that you're not like well jet Li I believe is Chinese a lot of nice guys Not a nice guy doing movies. We like a fighting dog. He's raised by dogs

I'm talking about like a charismatic guy who makes you think Chinese people might not all be evil dog eaters or whatever Yeah, Jackie Chan probably is the only one. They made a cartoon out of him. Come on. How bad could he be? Exactly I'm trying to think of any other They did have a whole Jackie Chan cartoon. They're doing a racist voice of him for no reason He's got a grandpa and a niece or whatever. Great cartoon. It was a great cartoon. Jackie Chan adventures holds up upon a niece or whatever. Great cartoon. Man, great cartoon. Jackie Chan event this holds up. Now I'm thinking about Super Dave. That was our previous expose. Alright guys, this is the most advanced robot in China. Let's go. You just did a flip! Hahahaha Hahahaha It's so funny

because it's literally the future of entertainment with fucking 1910s I thought you were going to say something else Hahahaha I said it yeah well that's amazing it's the future of robots with the future

the future of robots with the... Ha ha ha! The future of all demographics. Uh, look, this has been ridiculous. I can't... It would be one thing if people could just say, well, it looks like you had fun, but this is clearly a propaganda tour organized by the government to glowingly make China look incredible. But instead, they're literally going to like, oh, you know, it really is making me rethink China. And I'm like, how fucking stupid are you?

Is this how you fix every country on earth? Oh, you know, it really is making me rethink China. And I'm like, how fucking stupid are you? Is this how you fix every country on earth? You just get one black guy to show up and go, oh, look at all that stuff they got, goddamn! They didn't fix it. He didn't go tour the fucking cage homes and the factories and whatever else. He just went and looked at some of the robots

that they're making using designs they stole from American patents. They're trying to like, they're trying to buck break young zoomers in America into thinking that China is like a technologically superior, like this is Sputnik. Yeah. This is, iShowSpeed is Sputnik. He's there, he's getting paid. You think China's behind, but look at this incredible-

We're better than you. Actually, you don't have this shit in America, so you should be envious of us, and it's gonna eat them from the inside. I think they had to cut the part where he goes through a Chinese time machine, you know? He goes, they got a fucking time machine! They got a fucking flyer! Like, they're just inventing shit. None of this actually works. It's all smoke and mirrors bullshit.

Look at me, it's a modification machine! I'm getting white! Oh, hi. Is this propaganda? What's the bond situation over here? Yeah. So they're showing him all this smoke and mirrors bullshit. I just, I'm just flabbergasted to see people-

That they're gobbling it up. Who should know better? They're gobbling it up because it's famous. Yeah. This is also one of those things where like, I would expect at least the people who are slightly like jaded liberals be like, oh, this is fucked up that he things where like I would expect at least the people are slightly like jaded liberals be like This is fucked up that he's doing this like he's not this he's not exposing You know the various horrible crime at no point does he go to the court the Wigger camp?

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you sell some drugs? We're gonna put a bullet in the back of your head at the end of the day mom of 60 year old grandmother Like China's not a good place. He just breezed right over. Hey, what is that? What is that? Ah, that's a Wiga camp. The what camp? Oh, what?

Well, I don't like no Wigas. You got them too, huh? So yeah. It's like crazy. It's just shameless. It's so, it's shameless. It's disgusting. Look, yeah, it's shameless on a number of levels, okay?

At this point, I show speed. I look at him and I go, well, that's just a guy, he's secure in the bag, he doesn't give a shit about any, he's not- But he was already rich. I know. It's not- But I guess what I'm saying is, I don't expect anything from him, right?

You know? I expect more than this out of everybody. He's a convenient idiot. It's like, oh, we can just bring this guy over, we can show him all our stuff. Let me show you some great Chinese propaganda I will say real quick That stage even that's part of the Psy-Op.

Well he's showing a... maybe it will improve the... You know, maybe Chinese people will fall in love with black guys. Why would we want that? I don't know, because then they got a place to go. Oh, get rid of them. Not get rid of them, but... Guys, we got good news. Liberia...

Good news, bad news. Liberia's still on the table. Liberia's still on the table. Bad news is... China loves you guys. Anytime you want to go over there... We're leaving out of San Pedro now. Yeah, I think if you you know if you if you Shoplift enough baby formula you know you get to go to Shanghai and hang out

Okay, so my problem dick is communist propaganda, and I can't believe people are falling for it. Communist propaganda. Communist propaganda yes. Like Andrew Yang. Like Andrew, well that's not communism. It's socialism. Which we like. My problem is, um, uh, the have you, have you ever been there fallacy? Hmm. Have you been there? Have you heard of those fallacies?

Have you been there? Oh, have you been there? Do you even know what you're talking about? You don't even know what you're talking about. Have you been there? Have you, uh, have you actually? Have you even been to hell? Have you been? Are you, do you, have you even been up inside my ass?? You even know what you're talking about? Have you been there? Have you, uh, have you actually- Have you even been to hell?

Have you- Are you- do you- have you even been up inside my ass? How do you say Haiti's a shithole? You haven't been to Haiti. Have you been in a shithole? Have you been in a shithole? Do you eat pieces of shit from breakfast? Do you eat pieces of shit like me?

I was gonna say- Somehow we both arrived there. Uh, oops, I forgot to bring up my notes. Well, I know that there is a- You know what I'm talking about, though. Current podcast appearance, which I need to watch, because everybody's talking about it. Don't watch it. That shit's poisonous for your brain.

Well, that's the thing is that it almost, it seemed not interesting. It seemed like two insufferable assholes talking past each other. So I don't know. Yeah, and I found one to be more insufferable than the other. I just brought in a very tiny clip of it. It was on the Joe Rogan show.

than the other. I just brought in a very tiny clip of it. It was on the Joe Rogan show. Comedian, they said, Dave Smith? I thought he was a book recommender. I didn't know it was he was a comedian. A comedian. A comedian. Well, to be a comedian, you have to put comedy

in your Twitter name, as I did. He forgot to do that. Should've put Dave, at Dave Comedy, but he didn't. Dave Comedy slash book recommending Smith. I gotta change my Twitter He's on Rogan, and they're arguing about Israel yeah, which is like Who gives a shit? I'm glad you found the Twitter account Persian Jewish. I haven't experienced her before

Good commentator That's the opposite of the reason women are awful on Twitter I gotta say. You're a what and a what? Whoa! Swipe left! Swipe left. Get back to JD. Or right. Which one's the bad one? Which one's the bad one? You get a little of both. I don't know. So I... You get a little of both. Okay, here's um...

So, so, Dave Smith is a calm comedian. Yeah, here's, and this guy's just a prick, I guess. Who's Douglas Murray? He's just a guy. Some fucking journalist douchebag. I don't know what he is. They're arguing about Israel, and here's what he comes up with. There was no deficit of goods coming in. It's a little too low, isn't it? It's a little too low if you can jack it up.

And remember, this is the most popular comedy podcast of all time, so obviously our equally successful comedy podcast of all time. So obviously our Equally successful comedy pockets are getting there. We should take notes from this. This is how to run a good show is what I'm No deficit no What's going on the audience blown out or something No, I can hear it something? Can you hear it? No, I can hear it. Can you not hear it?

Okay, yeah, maybe my ears were down. Crossing points. No. Check. When were you last there at all? I can hear it. You've never been. Well, am I not allowed to talk about it now?

Have you ever been to Nazi Germany? Are you allowed to have feelings about them? You can't time travel, but you can travel. Okay, but so what? So what's the point? I like no, I do. I find that lots of people have been there and agree with me and lots of people have been there and agree with you. So I don't know what's been the year and a half talking about a place.

You should at least do the courtesy of visiting it. All right. I just think this is a non argument. You don't think? No, I think it's a non argument. But if you're an ex, but you have to go and touch the ground. No, I think you okay. No, I think it's a non-argument. But if you're an expert. But you have to go and touch the ground with the top shot? No, I think you have to see,

I think it's a good idea to see stuff, particularly if you spend a career talking about something. Yes. I have a journalistic rule of trying never to talk about a country even in Parsi, unless I've at least been there. Oh my God, I can't do so many. That's fucking insufferable.

Does he understand that most people aren't like hoity-toity journalist guys who can just jet set off to Gaza to check it out? Oh, you haven't even been there? You haven't been there? If you haven't tasted Gazan Shkinkle bread, how can you say, oh boy, what do you mean you haven't even been there? Well, have you eaten bats?

So how can you say that eating bats is bad? Oh, at least make a point to him. At least make a point. Been there. Yeah. He's uh, so his his from the few clips I've seen I was like, bro It's a pretentious shit guy. Yeah, what is your plan?

It was your plan to come in and win them over with being a pretentious fucking Condescending Condescending asshole. But that works in his circles probably. They're like, oh man, that was condescending as fuck. That's awesome. Right? Well, is he British? Um, I don't know. He sounds British, doesn't he?

He sounds British, yeah. He's going for like, uh, I mean, here's the thing. Sometimes, we've talked about accents before, you know? Like people hear Simon Cowell and he goes, that performance was dreadful. And you're like, uh, oh yeah people hear Simon Cowell and he goes, that performance was dreadful. And you're like, oh yeah, I like this show. You know, that British guy is mean. Yeah.

Like Kitchen Nightmares. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't think it works when there's just a guy across from you who goes, oh yeah, let's have a discussion. He goes, you ain't even been to Giza? You haven't even been to Gaza? He ain't been to Gaza?

How you gonna talk about Gaza? There's so much bullshit now that at no point can you ever get to anything resembling what the point is that you're talking about. What's the argument that you're making at all? Were you at the January 6th riots? No? Then you have no opinion on it. And they weren't riots. That was a fun day, fun parade. Were you there?

Were you there? Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. I'm just kind of like... We should not talk about China's many human rights violations, because Speed went there and saw a robot. Were you a Nazi journey? Well, surely you can't have a time machine. Surely most people can't just travel to Gaza. That's also a high ask. Okay, that's like a ridiculous ask for a guy who has a straight face. You can't have a time machine. You could have an opinion on

geopolitical politics. I think a lot of Americans had politics. I think the response there is okay, but there was a time when you could travel to Nazi Germany and people had an opinion on it even despite not visiting it. But that was not a problem. This is like, it's like, we used to have those, I don't know, when the internet first started, you had all those like list of stupid fallacies that shitheads would always say like you're doing. No true Scotsman.

Yeah, no true Scotsman. And they were all correct. And there was maybe a moment. There's some of them. Well, you know, more people would do them and you say, okay. You do them all the fucking time. Well, sure. Because we're in a, that was a, that was a, that was a pivotal moment.

Poor Hutch doesn't know what to do against them, sadly. No, no, no, because I have a different, I have a different philosophy. I'll tell you about it. All right. Because at that moment in the internet culture, it was like all the retards weren't on yet. So there was a little bit of a higher expectation when you're engaging with people. If you knew how to use the internet,

you probably had a little bit of smarts in your head to at least hook up a computer and sign up for the service. Yeah, you weren't drinking chips out of a bag. And you could say, everyone would agree, okay, you're doing one of these fallacies. All right, you're doing one of these fallacies. At least you keep doing it, but everyone's, you're doing one of these fallacies. All right, you're doing one of these fallacies. At least you keep doing it, but everyone's, you're doing the fallacy.

And then as the more and more of the retarded people came on, they're like, oh yeah, we actually, those fallacies are good. Those are, actually you do, yeah, that's a good argument. It is a slippery slope, my friend. It is. Yeah, exactly. That's a slippery slope fallacy. Exactly, it is a slippery slope.

Exactly. And now they've gotten so retarded. And they slope. And now they've gotten so retarded. And they're so, now they've gotten so retarded that they're adding new ones in where you have a what were you even there fallacy. Like, that's not a appeal to authority. Did you know Hitler? No? Well, then how can you say he was a bad guy? And how can you know? Yeah, I mean, I guess that's, is that on your fallacy list? No cuz you only say fallacies now. You've never even approached something normal. The level of discourse has

reached a low I'm gonna say. Were you even there? Were you on the moon? How do you know? How do you know? How do you know? I don't know empirically like I just kind of thawed it out. They're talking about Israel, is that what they're talking about? Of course. You gotta go to Israel, and then- You gotta go to Gaza to see if people are getting fucking murdered. I was gonna say, aren't Dave's opinions on whether or not the retaliation against fucking violence is over, like, going to Israel is not gonna inform you very well on that situation. He knows that. At all. That's the point of the fallacies.

That's why- You can go to Israel and not see any of that. That's the point of them. It's just saying shit to fuck with you. Yeah. So you waste your time arguing about Nazi- so you say stupid shit like were you in Nazi Germany? Like that's dumb as hell. You shouldn't have said that. You know that he wasn't in Nazi Germany. The best thing to do, I think, in this situation is to just lie. Slur. Slur, slur. Oh yeah, I had sex with your wife in Gaza. How do you like that? I was in Gaza. I fucked your wife right in her eye. I was in Israel, and I had sex with your wife, so What are you gonna do about that? How do you like that? I don't think you were really in Israel. How do you know? You don't know. So you do think I fucked your wife, huh?

That's the only way to combat it because it's just preposterous. It is preposterous I really don't think they should be killing kids. Are you there? Do you see them kill kids? I Fucked your wife On a dead kid's body in Israel. I think they should stop cutting the hardest dicks off. Did you have your dick cut off? No, well they got me there You don't know the list the list of fallacies have got has become so big that the race to new fallacies the the ever-expanding Fallacy yeah the race to do fallacies. That's it. I didn't have it all thought out It's exciting but because he does that appeal to the authority shit

Which you know everyone's saying like it's experts experts something I don't even care about that stuff anymore like it's not about It's not about and the appeal the experts fallacy is completely broken at this point, but The even dumber fallacy is were you there were you there? No, no Book or something what do you mean was I there? I heard about it from a book or something. What do you mean was I there? It's uh, that's way dumber than have I researched enough to become an expert

Yeah, which is at least like objective It's a fallacy that's so completely absurd because it basically says to toss out the complete history of education Entirely because unless you don't matter place it doesn't count and it also means that you were there so your opinions like worth more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was there like okay. Well what you're saying is retarded. Oh, we're actually learning about Germany in school. Yeah well did you go there? No. Well then all of this is useless. Yeah, none of that you have no informed opinion on any of it. I researched, I did a report about their gross domestic product and the current, you know things their economy is facing. Yeah, but were you there? Did you buy? Did you buy any metal while you were there? No, I guess not. Oh, wow. Immigration is really a problem in Europe

I was in Europe is fine Okay, that's the that's the dumbest Doing black backflips and playing with robots speed should go to I didn't see any crime. Where did you see crime? I guess nowhere. Man, there is a lot and we're getting a lot... It's like the data and it just doesn't matter at all because you weren't there. You weren't there.

And honestly, it's the worst kind of fallacy because it is the kind of fallacy that a classic liberal guy would recognize that it's anecdotal evidence. Purely. 100%. Where you're like, oh, oh well crime rates are going up and he goes, I ain't seen that.

When were you in crime? When were you in crime? Did you do crime? And you reported this crime at some point? I'm like, no. Yeah, it's literally the worst possible form of argument is to go, well my, you know, my- One singular data point.

My grandpa smoked cigarettes his entire life and he never molested a kid and you're like okay well How do you know how do you know I mean I guess yeah, maybe he did molest I don't even know I don't know if he smoked actually I didn't see him So I guess yeah, that's man. They always post these clips I go should I watch this and I go I don't think I'd be able to sit through it It's just trash. It's this in that red room.

What's that shit? Not the red room, the one where the destiny sits in a chair and they are asked to argue with a million people. Jubilee. Jubilee, yeah. I can't stomach that shit either. Yeah, it's horrifying. I'm like, how does anyone sit through this shit?

They gotta involve some element of like pain or two. Yeah, that would be cool. Like torture or something, you know. If everyone agrees you lost the argument, you get shot. Yeah that would be cool. Like if everyone agrees you lost the argument you get shot. Yeah something. Like in the arm. Yeah you get shot with like everyone gets to shoot you. It would be better if everybody on the outskirts had a paintball gun. Yeah. And then you know anytime Destiny says something stupid you get to go. No it's like a presidential debate right or a debate a debate of whatever, you know, king of the internet, mayor of the internet.

And you each get to pack the house with your guys and they all have BB guns and they're all shooting at the other guy. But then as you go, you know, they might switch sides. You got to try to get them on your side. That'd be fun. I think we got to do another show pitch. I think you got something. I think this might be we can take this to Hulu. Take this to Netflix. Oh, shit, I forgot to play this one. The race to the new fallacy

Maybe just new fallacy. It's like a race to the bottom, but It is a race to the bottom. There's a lot of races to the bottom lately. Like what could be dumber than were you there? I don't know, but one of these morons is gonna figure it out and say it on Joe Rogan And then 40 people with Israeli flags in their bio are gonna say this is the most compelling I mean the Nazi Germany argument is perfect because it's like well did you see the smokestacks working out and it's like no but I'm gonna make an informed guess that it probably sucked to get turned into ash. I don't know. It's playing their game.

Douglas Murray he did a bad job because I know that Dave Smith guy is also kind of an idiot and I was kind of excited to like, ah, maybe this guy will like, you know, tell this guy why he's an idiot. But instead he just ended up both being idiots. And I'm like, ah, damn it. You can't defend a bunch of people getting murdered. No, you really can't. I also saw Cernivik was fighting with some guy on Twitter today. He retweeted me! Did he retweet you?! Did he retweet you? What did he retweet of yours?

I said, we know that the Israeli soldiers are doing bad stuff because the US soldiers are doing bad stuff. Yeah, obviously if the US soldiers do bad stuff, the Israeli soldiers are serious. Because we know. And he's like, exactly. And we want the US soldiers punished. And our soldiers have God. So our soldiers are definitely doing worse, not as worse stuff as the guys who don't.

Yeah, you guys are definitely doing worse stuff. We know for a fact you guys are doing worse stuff. Yeah, I saw Cernivik retweeting some videos and I said, well, that's not good. They probably shouldn't be raping the prisoners. Anyway. Oh, yeah, they love that. I've learned a lot about this situation, but none of it counts because I've never been to Israel. So all the information I've acquired about it. Oh, God. Yeah, I always try to go, oh, there she go. I got a Milo vibe from this guy, too. The same kind of British smugness. I think they think, because they pronounce their words with that tone, that it's like they're automatically

more intelligent than all of us slack-jawed yokels. Yeah, they've really been huffing their own, getting high on their own supply. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, dude, like, British people seem to think they have like a far superior intelligence to Americans And then you're like your country makes it illegal to post stuff on Facebook. You just got it. You got to disarm it right away Hey, why don't you stop stammering? Get your point out there to today. They're like

Mo you got to hit him right in the fucking nuts They're like, oh, oh boy. You gotta hit them right in the fucking nuts. Shut them up real fast. Yeah, the romanticization of British culture seems to be coming to an end. It's no longer, it used to be like, oh, old London. And now you're like, oh, they're all stupid. And then they just-

Make your point in five words. Let's go. Make your point in five words. Let's go. Hey, why'd you just let anybody into your country? That was a bad idea. Oh, well you know, don't you? All right, Dick, here? That was a bad idea. Oh, you know alright dig Here's my problem first part of my problem is for me to take out this check for

$19,000 and slide across the table to you Wow okay because we unfortunately Are living in the past and that is my problem my problem is yeah, don't put the fucking bank account numbers on the screen That's why I handed to you upside down Yeah, don't put the fucking bank account numbers on the screen. That's why I handed to you upside down. Classic Vito. I slid it to you upside whatever! Money an amount of money that's not Necessary. All our fucking numbers are public. We have a fucking public patreon. They can see the numbers. Classic. All right There's your check for a million dollars, sir. A million dollars Anyway, my problem dick is we live in the future,

I have a bank account that I can log into and I can see the number in my bank account. And I can look at it and I go, I would really like to send that money to a different guy. And I go, well, you need to have a special piece of paper with numbers on it that you write on with a pen. And I'm like, but that's retarded. And they're like, yeah, well, that's just how you send money, apparently.

Anytime I got to pay somebody now, look, you can do like Zell or something. And they're like, they there's a limit. They kept it. I can't send you the full amount. Why they did that, man. They like they said that was no sense. Yeah. But then Zell was like immediately. I don't understand why zell which has like multiple built-in things of like are you sure you're sending this money It might be a scam make sure it's not a scam confirm their phone number I'm like this seems far more secure than here you go scrap a paper

You know write whatever you want on it. Hey, why don't you cross out part of it put a different number? Maybe the guy at the thing won't notice if you put too much they won't cash it Let's go. Ah, how is that secure at all why is that it's not efficient it's a then I got to find my checks cuz who the fuck else am I writing checks to yeah it's just it's it's one of these things it's like Trump finally getting rid of the penny you go good we don't need pennies he did he's talking about Man, if he gets rid of the penny and does Daylight Savings, he'll be the best president of all time.

He'll be the best president of all time, yeah. It's a good move. It's a good move. We spend more on pennies than the penny is worth. I think every penny costs like $1.28. Or not $1.28. I don't care. I'm just sick of hearing about them.

$1.28 to make them out of the capa. You've got to melt them down. Why don't you have any crypto, since you hate checks so much? You want me to send you crypto? Obviously, yeah. Yeah. Crypto shit's annoying, man, because every time I got to log in, I got to remember my stupid catch phrase

or whatever. Moving it around. Yeah, I know. Fucking optimizing your yields. Oh, god. Maybe I should be paying you crypto. You should never be logged out. That's, though. You should never be logged out. That's your mistake.

I should never be logged out. Yeah, that's stupid. And then I've got to figure out which of the 10 wallets has my Shawnees in it, and then half the Shawnees are in one wallet, and the other half are in the other wallet. That's cool. Actually, you should have a lot of hot wallets. But you've got to have one cold wallet. And then I always go, is there a wallet out there I forgot about?

I've got to constantly be worrying that maybe I forgot about a wallet. I put a couple of bitcoins in there. Is there an app for that? You don't have a couple bitcoins. I know. Do you ever have a did you ever have any friends who had like bitcoins? You know, I know you obviously had Bitcoin probably at the beginning or whatever. I lost it all. Yeah and what like a crash or something? I know there was the Silk Road raid and a rape accident. Yeah. I just remember I knew this one transsexual porn star, and I remember her being really excited that she was selling her bitcoins for $150.

And she made like a grand. And she's like, as cool as it is to pay my rent. And now I see how depressed and miserable she is. And I go, I bet every day she's thinking about those bitcoins she sold. Probably. I think she had like 100 bitcoinscoins because she was like hanging out on 4chan And I remember going yeah, I remember going over a shitty apartment or being like hey seen these bitcoins I made a hundred dollars. I'm like that's pretty cool. She's like yeah

And that was the last time you that was the last time she has the last time I saw her and any time I see An update she's lost her fucking mind, and she's ranting about Trump all the time. I like oh lost her mind When Trump got elected oh yeah, then she went crazy well I mean she was always kind of nuts, but I she's a woman. She's well. She's a woman now, right right She's got her balls cut off finally. She was very excited about that I Just you know sometimes. I just check about that. I don't, you know, sometimes I just check in, whatever. I don't know. Anyway, I always go.

How did you react to that? I went, man, I probably could have, you wouldn't have had to save up so long if you just held one of those bitcoins. So she had to like crowd- You went man? Had to, had to- And she said I cut my balls off? I think she had to crowd fund cutting off the balls because she didn't keep any bitcoins. How much did that cost? I don't fucking know how much it cost but like what did you ask?

I didn't contribute to the cut off your balls crowd fun. I didn't approve of it What did you ask her when she told you that? Speaking terms because she saw a clip from this show where my comic character is kneeling on a black man's neck and then left me a very angry message about how I'm contributing to a culture Of racism and negativity or you said not you said that you didn't like that art though Yeah, well, that's what I tried to explain to her and she didn't get it So what am I gonna do classic women? Yeah? Really fucked up that honestly that friendship was on the way out

I gotta say but you guys really put the nail in the coffin with a super killer kneeling on of all the shit that you said about trans people. That's what set her over the edge is the George No, no, that's the reason that it was on the way out. I think she had seen all my Twitter shit She's like and this guy's kind of fucked up. There's a tribute. That was a trip to George Floyd I got some I got some weird name is super killer He's the bad guy well the funny thing about the messages was that I got an angry message where it was like, you know and someday You're gonna be exposed You know because you have had sex with trans people and when they find that out They're not gonna let you in their spaces anymore. And I'm like, oh no, we talk about that all the time

And she was like what? But they're horrible bigots. They hate trans people like yeah, no we talk about that all the time and she was like what but they're horrible bigots they hate trans people like yeah I still talk about how that's funny that you fucked one. She thought it was like a big secret that I was like hiding from the whole community she's like and then they're gonna find out that you had sex with trans people and you're gonna be completely Disowned by those right-wing Nazis. I'm like oh, oh no they know yeah, and I told her that and like Look, I shouldn't get into it, but she was like oh So you yeah wow I mean she's you know she's one of these people. You're not trans. No, I'm not. Yeah. So, we disown you. Well, I want to go in your bathrooms,

but that's for a whole other reason. Anyway, yeah, so I've been disowned and- That's too bad. Point is that she doesn't have any bitcoins, and if she did, she could be using them to pay people, and I'm stuck writing checks, which is annoying and stupid Yeah, get some crypto. I think you have to write these stupid checks anymore I have crypto, but then I have to transfer the crypto and whatever else. That's fun, man

Do you know how long it took me to get that veto loses money and I had to approve a smart contract What are you even doing gambling in the stock market? You'd be gambling on meme coins and shit I bought some- you're leaving money on the table. You're leaving a generational wealth 10x 100x a thousand X you could be getting stocks. I have options I've gotten 10x returns on my stocks. That's nothing. That's nothing. Okay compared to crypto Well next time you discover babies fart coin nonsense feel free to discover it. I got I don't make those guys I got fucking what's his name Mike S Miller that comic guy comes to me. He goes hey, I'm launching Pepe Trump token tomorrow, and I go I'm not buying Pepe Trump token and he goes no no it's gonna be big

guys have fucking retard Crypto once and now he's way too into buying every single meme coin I'm like dude none of these are good about yourself in the head coin? Yeah. Well, he's having fun What was I gonna say about him? Yeah, I'm not buying his meme coins. I wanted my burgers NFTs to go to the moon. What's happening with us? They're on aetherium it's just nobody's not where the meta for meme coins is Solana's the place to be. Solana or base should have been on, I got it,

but that ain't where it's at. Nah, well. That ain't where it's at. The burgers NFTs are cool. Very cool site. Very cool stuff. We approve of Stone Toss's burgers NFTs. They might come back.

All right, writing checks, that's my problem. Okay. Stupid. Writing checks. It took me like 10 years to go through one book of checks Okay. Stupid. Writing checks. Um. It took me like ten years to go through one book of checks, cause why would I be writing checks? I keep stacking them up.

They keep sending me more. Really? What the fuck am I supposed to do with these? I had to order mine. It's uh, I'm gonna do the legacy one. Actually wait, let me see that chick. Well cause they have the option you can put like a little icon on it, but I guess they didn't do that for me or maybe I had to pay extra for that.

Why would you put an icon on it? An icon of what? Super killer? No, like if you're like a songwriter you can put like a little music note next to your name or if you're like a, I don't know, if you're like a football guy you can put a little football on the check. And I think I almost got one that was going to be a slice of pizza next to my name, but then I thought everyone would call me a pedophile so I

didn't do it you got cheese pizza checks you're you're sending out $20,000 checks pizza on it what is that about Vito all right never mind uh this is the this is the new offering from the uh, the RIP-iverse. Very excited. Let me load this up. I was watching- Men and Their Legacies is my- I was watching Mike Pardikas review earlier.

Who's that? He's a, he's a comic reviewer. Uh, whoa whoa whoa, where is that? Here it is, all the ISOM books. Here it is, look at this, look at this bad boy. This picture is such dog shit to the point where I'm like why? You know you can choose any page in the comic To like be your promotional first of all you can start putting the rip-a-verse watermark on top of it

What yeah? Oh This is literally like something a 15 year old kid would draw It's like a human What if he had a gun, but then he also had like a big stick It's like no that looks stupid have one of the or two. That's a stick. Yeah, look. It's not a sword It's got like it's got like a round. It's like a baton like a police baton. Yeah, but it's going bing It looks like a metal. It's like a baseball bat or something It's not a sword. It doesn't have a sharp tip

Well, you can't tell cuz it's going bling. I something. It's not a sword, it doesn't have a sharp tip! Well you can't tell cause it's going bling! I can tell, it's a fucking look! It's like a police... Actually, hold on, look, it's not even on straight! Hold on! None of this is on straight. Wait, the fucking hilt is down here, it should be... It's not straight on!

He's like, I can't use a gun on YouTube, can I? Uh, yeah, I don't think you'd put that on YouTube. Oh, I can I? Yeah, you can I don't think you put that on YouTube. Oh, I can't oh shit It is it does look like that it looks like he's turning around at the midsection like he's a gimp type superhero like yeah It looks like he's about to rape the John Lennon who's sitting in the chair Yeah, that's John Lennon. Is that the lady from Incredibles? No, it's John Lennon hey man don't rape me with your eyes looking over here leave me alone man where everything about this is the gun it's shit it's retarded gun is not aimed at the guy it's aimed past his head the stick is not straight. He's going

Yeah, oh and for no reason because Eric, I don't know what you think will happen There's a clapping rip-a-verse water mark on top of it Do you think someone's gonna steal it in China and make their own bootleg rip-a-verse shorts? Rip-a-verse? Or what? Like, you don't need to put fucking watermarks and everything. Horseman. So anyway, Horseman number one, number two is out. That's literally what it is too. Because I thought number one already came out, but this is number one. Well, hold on, hold on. The original was the horseman standalone book. And now this is the horseman number one, which is the beginning of a horseman limited series.

Oh, so there's two number ones. As written by Chuck Dixon. Chuck Dixon, creator of Bane. And then. And nothing else. That's my, that's my, that's my problem. Well, your problem is your problem is that in their legacy you want to get in on the ground floor of this man's legacy Let me read this all about legacy. This is the urban Erotic urban writer Carol time limit on legacies like at a certain point go

I think you you had to establish that 20 years ago. You're you don't have one. That's what it's not coming Yeah, if you have to say the leg the legacy. Yeah, so and so it's that's not Nah, it's not happening. This is from Carol Brown. There's Maybe there's a hundred guys every maybe there's one guy a year that gets a legacy I don't know does that year that gets a legacy. I don't know, does that sound right? Some guys get a legacy after they die, you know? Where you go, hey, you know this guy who cut his ear off?

He made these terrible paintings. And you're like, ah, that's kinda cool. Yeah, we like him for some reason. Yeah, we like him for some reason. Legacy. Legacy. Okay. But you have to first make something kinda good. I feel like it's one a year.

One a year gets a legacy? Yeah, about that, you know, maybe it's two or three guys in one year, but overall, one every year. Does David Bowie have a legacy? Uh, the knife? I don't know if that's really a legacy. No, not David Bowie the knife, David Bowie the musician. Oh, the musician. Okay, maybe there's one a- yeah. How did you get to the knife?

I don't know, cause I'm so, I'm taken in by a horse man. You heard Bowie and you're like, hmm, the Bowie knife. Let me see here. I don't know. I think I have a bit of a legacy. Yeah, David Bowie does. David Bowie, okay. The White Duke.

Yeah. David Bowie. David Duke. He's got a bit of a legacy. No, he's got a legacy. I know exactly who that is. A lot of Davids. Mark David he's got a legacy. I know exactly who that is. A lot of Davids. Mark David Chapman. Santa Claus. legacy. legacy. legacy. character. Jesus. legacy. legacy.

Chuck Dixon. Muhammad? legacy. no. no. what are you waiting for? It says comics come and go but moments like this are rare. This is the sales pitch for that. I already take issue with that. Wait, the reverse selling me limited edition bullshit. This is a rare opportunity You're saying this only comes around what seven or eight times a month You know, that's for that. This is a this is a description of that picture. I just showed you okay I keep that in mind that piece of shit horse. Where is it? Let me find the horse shit horse, but That piece of shit horse, where is it? Let me find the horse. Shit horse by Chuck Dixon. Shit fuck!

I think it was down. Mule, shit mule by Chuck Dixon. Donkey Puncher, the new book from Chuck Dixon. The Dancing Gay Horse by Chuck Dixon. Horse fucker, a new limited series from the brilliant mind of Chuck Dixon. Dance-em-a-tat, look at him. How do you use a gun with a glove on your hand, anyway? That doesn't make sense.

All of this, again, I go, you have an entire comic full of images you could pick. And this was the one where you went, I like the one where he's doing this. He's got two different things. He's turning around like the Terminator. I fed this into Grok to say, Grok, tell me what you think about this picture.

And it was like, Grok said, it's great. Uh, the robot in the picture looks super, looks very robotic and robot-y. I was like, OK. His BDSM bondage mask. Wait, what's on his back? Does he have another bat? He also has one in the holster? No, he's got a horse.

No, look. He calls these his horses. So he has two of them. But he also has a gun. Man, that's a complicated guy. I feel like he should have both bats out. He should not have the gun and the bat. That's a...

You better watch it. You better watch it, yeah. How many times? I'm gonna beat you or kill you or shoot you. I'd go, well, I feel like you having the bat in the left arm is gonna be not as useful because usually you want your right striking arm to have the, okay, whatever.

Oh yeah, is he left handed? Is he ambidextrous here like he's gonna beat this guy with his left Well, usually you want to beat someone with a bat you want to use both hands to really put your force into it You don't hold like imagine trying to hit someone with a baseball bat with one hand will also shooting them Well, I'd want to be shooting my dominant hand. Yeah, so he's right-handed He's right-handed so he's got this is just like a silly hand a silly bat But why is he also doing this high-step Rockette shit? That's the horse thing. He's galloping. Yeah, he's gallops everywhere. He goes I'm gonna gallop away Hero who every time he goes there is a justice to be done

Are you gonna kill me? Nay There is a justice to be done. He goes, kk, kk, kk, kk. Are you gonna kill me? Nay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Are you laughing at my galloping away? What a power stance he's taken here. All right, what does Carol Brown have to say about this?

This is the sales pitch. Keep in mind, it's men and their legacy. Legacy's a very important. Because men are obsessed with having a legacy and they're all just worm food. They're all worm food. What are you doing? Trying to get it all on the screen because you're bad at resizing things

No, you've messed it up now well now cuz you need to uncrop it a little bit Which means you need to messing it up. Well if you're gonna put on the screen, it's small already there now It's perfect part of its cut off. No, it's not I'm gonna scroll over for that part. Otherwise, it's see that's perfect. Sure. That's perfect fine What are you waiting for? Comics come and comics go but moments like this are rare Whoa a Chuck Dixon signature Oh a CG so our did preserved edition Oh a limited run of exclusive variant covers Each of these elements is special on its own, but together they form a collector's dream. Doesn't this sound like a QVC for lotion?

Today we got Horseman only $99.95. Just for the next 10 minutes. You know like The soft woman. Yeah, like the fragrance for a woman. But the horse of a man. The scent of a horse. Whether you're a long time fan of Chuck Dixon's work, or someone who's just beginning to build a serious comic collection, this is a signature event worth investing in. Holy shit man, this is so bad.

It's really bad, huh. This is so bad. It's really bad. It's so bad It's bad because you know it appeals to like retarded people it appeals to the people who buy fucking Franklin mint plates with the USS Enterprise on them it appeals to the guys who buy Gold coins with a picture of Donald Trump shitting his pants. Yeah These books aren't just for your shelf Trump shitting his pants. Yeah. These books aren't just for your shelf. They're for your legacy.

Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Vito. Can you imagine? Did your parents ever have a thing where they're like, you know, we got this thing. It's very rare, and you have to make sure not to fuck with it. My dad only has stocks.

That's smart. Only. I remember a couple things. At one point, stocks. That's smart. Only. I remember a couple things. At one point, my dad. And bonds. Yeah. My dad bought the Star Trek Barbie doll that had her wearing the Star Trek uniform. And he's like, this is going to be worth a million dollars someday.

I just have to not come on it. Oh, jeez. I think it was her and I think, what do you call it? Ken was a Kirk, which was actually pretty cool Yeah, that's cool. We also had these cool Star Wars Keychains and a little box. I wonder what happened on those now He has he had like a classic car at one point just to fuck around with it's cool It's cool, but he doesn't not his life is only has

You know my legacy was cuz my dad died so I got some of his shit Yeah And for some reason my uncle my grandpa. So I got some of his shit. Yeah. And for some reason, my uncle, my grandpa were like, you gotta get his genie lamp. And I said, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. And they said, the genie lamp. And I'm like, I knew my father for almost 40 years.

At no point was I ever made aware of a genie lamp. And apparently, I don't know I guess we maybe we took it at my mom's house it was a giant like vase I think it's made of metal like thin metal or whatever okay like a laden's lamp no not at all it's a giant like tall brass vase and apparently at parties my father would go, oh let's see if the genie left us a message and he would go to the vase and pull notes out of it and he was doing shtick he was doing genie shtick. Like the carmack? Yes at the parties and I'm like I have never heard of this in my life and sure enough in his basement there was a fucking big bronze vase in there.

And I don't know why both my uncle and my grandpa were like, well, you gotta get the genie lamp. That's the most important thing your father has left us. Do you have it? I think we took it. Yeah, I think I took it and I put it in my mom's house somewhere. That's the worst place your dad would want something like that.

Yeah, exactly. With your mom. He's divorced, so. Ah, that bunch of his crap's now literally in my mom's house. Was there any notes in it? No, he didn't leave me any notes. That's the worst place your dad would want something like that. Yeah, exactly. Well your mom That bunch of his craps now, was there any notes in it? Yeah, he left me a note from Beyond the Grave. A treasure map? You're gay Yeah, I gotta get my dad. I guess I should bring it to California. I should have my dad's genie lamp. I don't know what he was doing. Classic schtick, but no, this is a better legacy I know what could be a better legacy. This is on par with a genie lamp from parties from the from the 80s that my uncle

Then this and then this is your legacy your legacy your kids are gonna go dad I am so glad that when you were younger you purchased a CGC slabbed copy of the horseman number one Which is now a hit smash movie from Tim Paul pool media productions Incorporated because those are the good because he's gonna be the future of media as I've understood Which is now a hit smash movie from Tim Poole Media Productions, Inc. Because he's going to be the future of media as I've understood. Don't miss your chance to own this rare piece of the RIP-A-Verse. No, miss your chance! You should absolutely miss this chance!

Go to Pay Day Loans and get something in advance. Claim your signed and CGC graded editions today before they're gone. They're for your legacy, bro. For your legacy. Now look, I collect things, because I'm an idiot. Are they for your legacy? They're not for my legacy, no.

They're for when I die of diabetes, my sister can sell them and, I don't know, put an extra wing on her houseboat or whatever. But I like to follow, there's this guy on YouTube called Reserved Investments. And I gotta get that, man, it's so fun to listen to this guy talk about how all of these collectors markets are like 99% scams.

And this is like, of all the things he brings up where he goes, look, anytime a mass market collectible tells you this is an investment grade piece, you're about to lose all of your money. Comics are collectible specifically because eight year old kids were buying them in the fifties, reading them once and then throwing them out. And that's like an organic collector's market. No kid at any point in the 60s said, I gotta get this comic that's trapped in plastic

because it's signed by legendary writer Chuck Dixon. Like that's not a- Not your kids. Not your kids. This isn't something you're investing for your kids, but you as a man, you're just legacy. You are, It's your spec Like so many of these things

It's gonna be guys selling it between each other until the money runs out. It's like with ISOM 1 That's what it was. It came out and only went off. It's so much worse than that It's very much worse because Eric himself has not understood that he could in a rare He almost had an organic market for his stupid comic book. No no no no no no no you know what you're saying is really understating how sick and depraved this is. It's insane! This is insanity! This is people who don't have tables, who have cigarette burns, who have to take a picture of their comic collection laid out on their dirty bed. On their beds. Hahahaha.

That have other items for nightstands. Not nightstands, but other items that they're using as nightstands. Yes. That means just things out in their bedrooms where they sleep. That are worried about their legacies. Their legacy. After they're dead.

And their legacy is not like a thing you did You know like you built a house for your kids to live in it's just some trash you went on YouTube and you watched a black guy tell you about how he hired an elderly man to make a comic book That kind of looks like Batman if you was a mule man you hired mule man Yeah, and you said well, that's my legacy is buying that That's fucking nuts That's crazy That's crazy on so many levels

Yeah, this is a bad investment style look just say hey if you want to support the rep of ours We got this cool thing for you. I can't argue with that. Whatever. Maybe your fans are into it. But when you say none of these people have like the second you use the word worth investing in, you're kind of doing something evil on a level. What? Like what?

Yes, I agree. It is. It is genuinely evil to mass market. Let's be clear. He's printing paper, right? It's a bunch of paper bound together with an old man's signature on it trapped inside a piece of plastic, okay?

So like when you go on the fucking home shopping network and they go, oh, look at this porcelain baby figurine. This is an investment, you're gonna wanna hold onto these. We know that that's scummy and predatory and whatever else. But this is like much more ridiculous because it's like people who believed, it's not just people watching the Home Shopping Network

and being like, I want to buy that for my grandson. It's people who believed in Eric's ridiculous culture war pitch of like changing the world through buying comic books. And he's now taking that insane mentality and just stripping them of their money. It's worse because the QVC people have homes and jobs and pensions. These are total reprobates, degenerates. Like one of the, there's a very outspoken child molester, convicted child molester.

He's really going hard. Arguing on the behalf of this trash. I gotta say, if I'm ever on Twitter and somebody posts a thing and they go, hey, here's your arrest record from all those kids you raped. Child molesting. And when you broke the rule to do it again. I'd probably leave Twitter at that point.

But this gentleman is just going, just keeps going. He goes, he said he learned a lot from the experience. He's worried about his legacy. He goes, well, all those kids I raped doesn't matter because I'm going to build up a legacy by buying Chuck Dixon comic books. There it is. This is your legacy. This is your legacy. You're going to hand this down. Your family is going to go, I'm so glad that Dad set up his legacy. I'm so glad this piece of shit is piece. Thanks for leaving us this legacy fuck dad Okay, that's it

What a show men in their legacies Chinese proper your communist propaganda What was the other one writing checks writing checks and Have you been there have you been bottom fell right the bottom fell fallacies. Race to the bottom fallacies. Guys, vote on all the problems of Biggest Problem Show. Dot show. We have a new bonus episode, the Biggest Problem in Jesus and Easter extravaganza. Check it out at patreon.com slash biggest problem. I want to remind you guys, Hackamania tickets

are still available. We're coming up on the date very soon. Go to hackamania.com. Use promo code BIGGEST. I will be at the Thursday night VIP dinner. Dick will not, which is fine. Have fun. I don't know, it's not a big deal.

It's a whole Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday festivities at Hackamania. We're going to be drinking, having a good time. Come on by. Josh Denny has a comedy show that I wanted to mention because he's currently being blacklisted by the city of Torrance. And someone, someone will pull down Carl's pants. Someone will pull down Carl's pants. I heard that. Vinny, I'm not supposed to say who told me, but somebody told me that someone will pull Carl's pants down at the event.

Well, I can tell you guys that- I don't know which day it's on. I have the date, April 19th at the end in Torrance, California is the censored TV comedy tour featuring the comedy stylings of Josh Denny, Carl Spitali, Gavin McGinnis and Anthony Kumia. I will be there as a guest I am NOT doing stand-up thankfully. I did good at the last one. And when is Superkiller coming out? And soon. What are you doing? I gotta tell people to get the tickets for the thing.

Come to the end and torrent. You don't have to chill other people's events. I'm going to be there. If you're going to be there. It's a nice thing to do for a regular guest of the show. He's doing a big comedy thing with Anthony Acumia. We like Anthony Acumia. He's going to guess a radio show.

That's the plan. Go there and heckle Gavin. Gavin will be too drunk to recognize what's going on. This time I might actually get to talk to Anthony Kumia, because he might not leave before the VIP meet and greet that he's... You gotta get him right away. ...that all these people paid $100 tickets for, and then he got wasted and he left early. This time I might get to say hi.

So yes, lots of fun things going on. Probably most importantly though, bonus episode. Check it out. Hey, Merge Kennesler Chancellor here you know what pisses me off I mean you know what the biggest pisses me off is $4 donuts going into going into work and I wanted to do something nice so I said I'm gonna go pick up a dozen donuts I don't know how

many people are gonna be there today and you just get a dozen you know 25 bucks whatever yeah, right? Go to a donut shop you've never been to before and what do they have in the counter? six inch tall donuts with fillings that you need utensils to eat with complex flavor combinations I Just wanted a dozen donuts. I wanted one jelly dough Half of that butternut donut. That's a bad problem. He's got another minute. Hey man, just because you have an option of going to a nicer donut place.

Go to a shitty donut place. Yeah, there's lots of shitty donut places. There's a lot of clues that it was an expensive donut place before you got in there. Definitely when you got in line. Clever names all over the donuts. This sounds like a guy who's never had an expensive donut There's a there's an actual quality name instead of just like Chan Ho's donuts or something Don't like actual like fruit and shit in it like it tastes better. Did the fancy donut? I'm not gonna lie, so I went to the Whole Foods and there was all this organic shit, and it was so expensive You don't have to get the fancy donut you can go to the regular the regular doughnut shop. But I think the fancy doughnut shop, that's where you go if you want a doughnut. I think you knew it was fancy. Yeah, it probably said Colonel Fancy's Fancy Doughnuts.

It had a nice sign. And you didn't go in and they go, you want a chicken fry rice? And you go, no, just doughnuts. Cause you're not also on TV. So in regards to the drunken stories problem, it gets a lot worse with Gen Z. So not only are all of us so introverted that we have not made any new life experiences since high school,

we have also not made any new friends since high school. So we're all telling the same three stories to the same group of friends who were also there to witness that story firsthand Yeah, those stories are good high school stories are great No, they're not I had good high school stories. You don't you don't have one good high school story I promise you unless it's about that rapist principle you had that's a good one. That's pretty good Okay, wait And vetoes, the weird deformed midget woman that looks like a child is better than a big fat woman. Thank you. That's a choice, but I'd say-

Kidder, ripkidder, a fat woman. That's the only right call. That's the only choice. Excuse me. Could be. Could be. Not my first, but it could be. She's got the voice of an old lady that's not a kid. Her voice is so annoying. Her voice was the most repulsive part of that. Bro, she did not have a kid face.

She has a frog face. Anyone who tells her she looks like a kid is being nice to her. She looks like that Shadiversity guy's AI. Yeah, he looks like his ideal woman. Why does he not, like, wouldn't you be ashamed at some point Shad keeps posting images of eight-year-old fucking jailbait? Holding giant sword giant phallic sword. I don't know what he's doing man. I don't know what he's posting I don't know what that shit is. I think at a certain point you go. I'm just gonna make this for me He really wants people imagine what he is making for him. Dude, yeah, he's definitely making weird,

fucked up, weird porn shit. Cause what he's posting looks like weird, fucked up porn shit. Yeah, one tiny mistake on the typing and he's got weird, fucked up porn. He's on a razor thin line. Well, he's going into it. It's generating normally proportioned women

and he's shrinking them down into eight yearyear-olds for some fucking reason you're like What is your idea? Still like older Kina. Well, have you seen a test? Did you watch the video of his AI process? No, I don't want to it's too much. Well, he's very proud of the fact that he goes Well, I do start with a baseline drawing and And he's- Oh, I saw that. Dude, his actual drawing, you're like, dude- Fucked up. If that's where you're starting from,

no wonder this is coming out like dog shit. You can't draw at all. This is fucking embarrassing. Like, it's so bad. He has no idea, because he's, as I said- His wife's gotta know what he's doing, she's gotta see that and and go like this is fucking gross You know she should tell him fuck him. You should tell him hey, how about like I pose for you? So you know what an actual you know human?

Great this is great if you could just could you show your head and have a giant by the size of a pumpkin that would be great Chateau person is actually nuts. I thought he was just like... It's disturbing. It is like bizarre how stupid these people are. Him and like Yellow Flash or whatever else where I go, well they do have big audiences, they must be talented in something and then anytime they have an opinion... No, no, it's the opposite. Yeah, exactly. Big audience means you're stupid. Big audience means you're an idiot at this point.

It's crazy. Uh, okay. Because you appeal to other idiots who go, that is a cool story. They don't finish your fucking comics. Okay. It frustrates me so much having to defend you because... Don't defend me. ...I know you have taste in comics.

You kind of know what you're talking about. Come take a look, it looks good. ...and it could be good if you just kept doing it. I am doing it! ...and you're just fucking around with all the extra stuff and taking so damn long. It's not the extra stuff. Yeah. It pisses me off. It's not the extra stuff. Yeah.

It pisses me off. It pisses me off. I get it pisses you off. And it's my fault that it's delayed and I'm... I don't believe that. I don't believe it because you say it right away. Shut up. Look.

It's gotta be the artist's fault. It's not the artist. I love that guy. He's doing great work. That also makes me think it's him. I really like him and I really like his art. What do you want? To not's him. I really like him and I really like his art. What do you want? No, I-

To not use him. I sent out an update on the fucking thing, on the Indiegogo. And you said it was 100% done, but it still needed some tweaks. I saw that. I got that update. Yeah.

And I said, well, it's so bullshit. All right. Here's, I'm gonna put out the, the black and white looks great. Yeah. I don't like the colors. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Not everyone said that. Some people told me to do a colored comic. Who? I'm not gonna name who told me to do a colored comic. Why? They're stupid. Everyone should know who they are so they can avoid them and they're bad advice. Regardless.

Who told you to do a black and white? No, I don't think anybody told me to. Everyone I know that we know together said do a black and white. Well, I learned how to do a black and white. How? Take the colors and reduce the saturation to zero. What do you call it? And then you gotta adjust the curves.

Luck. Like a manga. Or mag, magna. Yeah, like a magna. I think when this first one comes out, that's the launching point to everyone bring back the exact amount of initial excitement that you had the first time.

We can all get back on board and it'll be exactly the same as when we started. And that's the plan, right guys? What did you learn though? I learned uh... You should have done black and white. Should have done black and white. Okay. Should have hired a guy to talk to Chinese people because I don't like emailing them

every fucking day when they don't email me back. Yeah, one email day's tough. One email day to them? Yeah. I mean to anybody. Well, because you have to just send them the same email of being like, Hey, you didn't hit me back on that thing. Hey, you didn't hit me back on that thing.

And then like a week goes by and you go, Oh, fuck. Why haven't I heard back from this fucking Chinese guy? Tareff, Tareff those fuckers. I need someone to make me a website. Why don't you make it in America? Shut up. Here's what I need if anybody's listening in the... I'm gonna print it in America. The comic will be printed in America. You're very lucky. Okay, what about the pogs? The pog print it in America the comic will be printed in America

you're like bugs pogs are the pogs are also printed America okay regulations what's in China the coin and the pins you got those got the coins got the pins the trade comic it still needs color the color sucks the colors have some it's like too too much purple or something? Definitely too much purple. Okay. Definitely too much purple. Shut up, hold on, I'm putting out a call.

I need a website. I need to make a better super killer website because the one I have sucks. And what else do I need? That's what I, the first time I ever read the Tick, you know that comic? Yeah, you said that, I hope they get a good website. Yeah, I was like, that's okay, but then afterwards I went on like, tick.com. I was like, whoa, this comic is awesome! And I went back and read it.

I have big plans for the website, I need to make a really robust website, so anyone who's good at making websites or can direct me to someone who knows how to make them, please tell me. Why does it need to be robust? Well, because I want people to be able to read the comic on the website. So just put like put a PDF up? No I want it to be like embedded into the browser with like you know the little buttons and you click to go to the next page and it's organized by chapter and whatever else. Chapter? Chapter. 50 pages. There will be more pages. There are more pages already and it's not 58 pages, it's 67 pages, which is actually 68 pages.

So a pretty robust book. Will there be a PDF so I can just do it my way? If you want to read it as a PDF, there will be a PDF. On the site, I mean. Not on the site, no. I'm not going to have to use buttons. I'm not going to have to download a PDF from the site. Why not?

That's weird. Why? That's how I could put it in I could put it in CBR format No, I don't want to download that stupid app to read a comic book read it on the website It'll have a mobile browser just PDF that shit man bop bop bop It'll be the same as having a you click it on the fucking website PDFs Adobe's is better. Click, click, click, click. Like that.

All I can say is everyone's allowed to be upset with me and my work ethic and whatever else. Uh. They already are though, they don't need permission. They already are, but that's why I wanna ramp it up. So I need a website and uh. You don't need. I gotta find some more artists.

So if you know any good artists, let me know. What about that, uh, the puppet guy? He's named... Does he draw? Oh, he does draw. Yeah, he's a great artist. Is he? Yeah. I haven't seen his art.

Oh. He knows good artists though. Yeah. Well, cause I have other comic stuff that I don't know. I need more guys. I need more guys! I don't have enough guys. Who's gonna manage those guys? I got a know. I need more guys. I need more guys. I don't have enough guys Who's gonna manage those guys? I got a guy who might manage those guys All right So this month from the universe

Old guys saying time in the market beats timing the market, which is bullshit because If you buy at an incredibly inflated time, it's just a stupid thing to do. But they're like, no, it's just before your dollar cost averaging into your 401k. Like, this is a great. I'm sorry. What's bullshit?

Time in the market. You just got to put it in there and forget about it. That's bullshit? Yep. If I load up a graph of the S&P 500 over the last 100 years. Can you show me where it's where it's bullshit? Is there a reason it only goes back? 100 years What do you mean do you want it to go back to what 1800s sure how far back do you want? I don't think when did they start

Tracking it like they do now. That's the point 1835. That's the point. What's the point? You're talking about a, what do you call it? You're talking about a market apparatus that has existed for like 200 years maybe? The stock market? Yeah. And you're saying we know how it works 100% now? Well we don't, I do. It only ever goes up.

I'm sure you don't. It only ever goes up. There's no possible way for the market to just completely collapse. Okay, let me like go to zero Not go to zero, but go to Descent one. All right. I'm saying there's a lot of stock placed in this idea that like Well, you know you just leave your money in there. So you agree with him. All right, let me hear it It's like no motherfuckers Obviously it worked out for you because you just I don't know dropped acid and fucked without a condom throughout college

That's not why it works. I don't know the world is so much different now, and they're just kind of Being able to like talk to you like they have everything figured out when they just live life on easy mode Okay, then don't! Then pick winners! Show them! Show those stupid boomers! Yeah, pick winners! Pick winners! You show them!

Pick winners! Show them they don't know shit about the stock market. Look, the index funds are probably safe. I agree. Okay, so you disagree with him. You're the one telling them to buy shit coins! Same shit. I don't buy shit coins. I say that as a joke to make and make people waste money well sometimes you can pick some winners

Okay, well good luck with your single stock picks all right. That's it. Let's do super chat. Let's do it Do you go back one page real quick where overview I Would like to mention, hold on, that we are currently at 19,999 subscribers. Yeah, we were at 20,000 earlier today. That's moronic. So if you subscribe right now, you will be the 20,000th subscriber, congratulations.

Okay, here we go. And I still don't know how to get ranked on that PlayBoard site. I tried emailing them. They didn't say anything? No. Their website has contradictory information. I want everyone to know how good we're doing, because I look at the fucking most super-chatted

show and it's like, LOLCOW LIVE is in the top 20! And I'm like, we're doing almost as good as LOLCOW LIVE, and I didn't even have to hit my wife! did they let Wings back on yet. They had him come back on as a guest which is basically the same as saying He'll be back eventually and we're just fucking around He's going to like rehab. He has like anger management. They should send his wife to His every he should be angry. He's a big fat loser. Why would he not be angry? Yeah, if you ever meet a fat guy who's not angry, he hasn't accepted his lot in life.

That's true. Boogie should be furious. It's bad for your heart though. You'll lose him if you get too angry. You need the anger to promote something in your life, promote better habits. Coo for two, thanks for not killing yourselves. Johnny Rocker for five, Flint and Steel, another classic Minecraft meme. Stu K.

Fuck. You gotta clap at that one or they'll kick you out of the theater. All right. Stu K for two, when life gives you lemons, you eat them. Brett's mad for two, Vito's booty, but for his hairline instead of waistline. Diamond G for two.

I have a lot of people telling me they want me to go get a hair transplant, but I think you have to keep taking the finasteride. Or else it'll fall out. Yeah, you can't stop. They're like, why are you doing that to keep taking the finasteride. Or else it'll fall out. Yeah. You can't stop. They're like, why are you doing that? You can just get the transplant.

Like you have to do both. You do that. You do it before you get the hair transplant. You got to do it for like at least like a year or two. So they know where to put the hair. Yeah. It seems dicey getting your hair. Well, now I'm all worried because everyone's sending me fucking articles

about how finasteride affects your endocrine Fucking system or some shit. I'm like god damn it. Am I rotting my brain away from getting hair back? And I'm not even that much back diamond G for two fiddle diddle tickle my pickle diamond G for two whoops wrong person Johnny rocket for five chicken Jackie I know that's one McCunn itchy for five eat away so much time his house is covered in grime But at the end of the day super killer is gay won't even be worth the dime Milk cream for five. Where's the YOLO shirt? I want my YOLO shirt. Okay, we have to argue about this real quick Dick go to my Twitter

Okay, real quick And I should be able to find this so And I should be able to find this so We have discussed we were going to add the YOLO Epstein sure I got it I got we're gonna add the YOLO Epstein shirt to the store But me and dick have been having an argument about what form that shirt should take now I think this is the first one I posted which I thought said has a quiet dignity to it That's not what you want to say with with

Slight you know like it's not funny. I was I think it is funny cuz it's like it's like Absolutely, what should I do with my life? He looks you a square in the eye. He goes YOLO There's something there and also nothing there. Shut up. This is the five color This is if it was a let's see there's also a four colors are not what's making it. Also, shut up, this is the five color. This is if it was, let's see, there's also a four color. The colors are not what's making it not funny. Well just shut up, this is the four color and that's the five. I think the five color is actually better.

It's a little less authentic to the Obama hope poster, but I think it looks better. Okay, this is an alternate. This is a, you said he needs to be smugger. And then I showed you this and you said that's not smug enough, which is fucking insane. I don't know if I said he needs to be smugger, but... Why don't you find the Epstein photo that you think best represents smugness?

That's closer. What do you mean closer? There's not that many pictures of the fucking guy and they're all him with Trump, so I can't use that. I think I've seen him having a better time. He needs to be having a good time. So you go on Google and find your favorite Epstein image. All right. Because I have to keep going to ChatGPD and going, can you make a cool poster from this picture of my dad?

And then ChatGPD goes, I don't think that's your dad. I go, no, it is. That's my dad. It's my dad, and I want a picture of him. And ChatGPD goes, OK. It's better than that. This one, I took him and I added a slight amount of smugness as compared to the previous one. That's pretty good.. This one I took him and I added a slight amount of smugness as compared to the previous one.

That's pretty good. Do you like this? Or he has like a little bit of a... No, I don't like that one at all. It's not funny. Why don't you like that? This one is nice. It's not funny.

It's professional looking. Yeah, so put it on LinkedIn. And then I tried to get Chat Cheapy Dude to OJ Simpson. It really does not want to do OJ Simpson. It's just like the OJ one's just too like... Well, because I have to... Too done. Like, to do OJ Simpson. It's just like the OJ one's just too, like, too done. Like, ah, OJ, huh. Like, that was old in the 90s.

That was stale in the 90s. We're bringing it back. Anyway, my preferred YOLO would be this quiet reserved smirk. I bet you read Super Chats. I bet you I could find it right away. So let's make a poll. My ver- I don't know. Just tell us in the chat or leave a super chat,

which YOLO do you think is more correct? This one's got like a dignity to it. I don't know why you want dignity on your Jeffrey Epstein shirt. Cause it's like YOLO is an idea, you know? It's like YOLO, you know? What was the other one that you had? That one, okay.

This is Smugger. Already better. I tried had that one okay, this is smugger Already better. I tried using that one. I tried using okay, so you know that this one's better No, that's smugness looks it looks stupid. He's at the wrong angle The wrong angle people are saying he needs a wink yeah, he needs it needs to have some sort of a wink Well, can we get him doing finger guns? Shooter McGavin kind of thing It needs to have some sort of a wink. Well, can we get him doing finger guns? That's too much. I don't wanna know where those fingers are going. Like a shooter McGavin kind of thing.

All right. People are arguing about- Go read those super chats. I'm gonna read them. I just wanted one more time. Hold on, hold on. I think this is the current midpoint between both me and Dick.

I think this is ideal. That's not smug. It's just happy It's pretty yeah, that's that's just a regular happy guy That's not good this one Can't glad you bring it up on your phone there. We can see it. No, it sucks. That's terrible. This is the one It's the same fucking this is what you want. This is what you said no, okay? Well, it looks better in my version. So fuck you.

Let's see camera for two stocks went down. The tariffs aren't working. Camera for two stocks went up. The tariffs are working now. The tariffs are working now. Strategy for 10. Now it's time for the biggest poetry slam. Eric got pulled over by the cops.

Is he on the lam? He jukes and jives and tries some razzmatazz. But when he opens the glove department, it just sticks in my ass. Oh wait, you didn't close this. No, okay. Wah. Wah. LJClauborino for five, has anyone really been far

even as decided to even, okay. Michael Grunhard for five, Vito, can you tell my best friend he should emboar you to release Super Killer Quicker? Oinks a lot, yes. The Jerry and Coke 50 for Vito's booty Captain Dick, although Captain Dick although Captain Dick lost his sword so the bid is ruined hot fart dingle dar for five no yellow shirt on the store I would have put it up that night but Dick told me

he's not smug enough so first one's not funny the second one's better but I don't know there could be a better one what What can I say? Hehehehe Put it up then! Just put it up! Well no one's gonna buy it if they- You don't- You don't understand. Half the audience goes,

Ah, I only make decisions based on what daddy dick would approve of. Well then why are you trying to trick me into liking it? I don't like it! I don't like either of them! I gotta use an actual picture of the guy! And then you show me shitty pictures of him! Vito, maybe it's just not meant to be. I'm gonna put it up.

Just cause I want one. Terry Hasticles for two. Heard the news last night. Rest in peace, Crim. Fashionably unemployed for two. Oh, he got a job? That sucks. Wow, poor guy. Fashionably unemployed for two. Vito, why do you act like such a mind goblin? And then for another two he says mind goblin, these balls.

Terminally chill for five. Sorry, do not redeem! And user five says, what if for PGA I said he would like to do Biggs problem? We would love to have Woody on. Maybe we'll have him call in because he doesn't know the guy traveled. I don't believe these assholes saying that.

I mean he called you racist Which is crazy say Genesis for five. I'm just glad my best friend videos having a good time you to Sega Cameron for two are the other three comics coming along veto well That's why I need more artists Mikey man for two you got and they're trying to get me to TBF Balder for two Where's the comic? Where is that fucking? Indiegogo update facts the great five hey Vito What's your opinion on poll box if you've heard of it? Open virtual TCG packs and they send you the physical card if you want. I think it's a great idea and I get a lot of advertisements for it but I'm not into Pokemon so I haven't used it.

They might have some magic stuff. I just prefer Whatnot where I ran a break. I love Whatnot. Well did you say I made 700 bucks running a break? In like two hours? In two hours you made $700? Well not profit, but I sold $700 in product. What's profit? 100 bucks.

I'm building an audience. It's investing in the fight. Look, the margin on Magic Cards is not great. But you know, 100 bucks. It's just hanging out, opening packs of cards. It's fun. You made $100,000 on your comic, and you just let it sit to do whatnot,

to make $100 on whatnot. Shut up, I'm not doing much whatnot, but I really enjoy whatnot, so I'm on there, doing selling stuff. You're not doing much comic either. I'm doing a lot of comic, okay? No, you're doing a lot of yo-yos. I'm doing a lot of yo-yos doing a lot of yo-yos

Guess what number of pigeon for five? Vito smarter than religion confirmed new bonus episode biggest problem in Jesus go check it out I would think there's not a lot of that honestly well that like atheist reddit shit on the episode No, we were more mostly talking about what we we talked about how we like Mormons. I like Mormons. They're fun. Yeah. Yeah. I would think Vegas for two. Guess what number Monday's episode of America First is? 420? 1488. 1488? Yeah. Dean Shock for two. Christ is King. Thanks for the laugh boys. Pigeons for ten. Christ is King! He is. Long may he reign. Schedule 1 is number 1. War on drugs, vote it up. Crack ass cracka for 10, thank you.

Oklovich for 2. Splash his own movies, big solution. Yeah! That'd be cool. Smash and stuff. Disciple of Dagon for 10. Well boys I did it. I passed officer selection and I'm off to the army.

Thanks for the snacks. Somehow I got through all the red tape of becoming an officer before super killer one We're gonna have to bury you with super killer one Here you go. He wanted daggone wanted to be buried with his super killer issue this month You know, he died of old age. It's it's that's the joke. It's count. It's great. Everything's great Johnny Rographer five chicken job. You put this idea in everyone's head that the colors suck though that there's something wrong with them No, there's just certain pages were like I'm like I want to like tweak this a little bit I Would love to see

from When you got the inks Every version that was saved until now. Yeah over like a year a half, so I could see like, okay, that one was fine. You know? And then see like the- I could show you, I have a- Like Steely Dan. I can show you the document that shows all the like-

The revisions. The revision changes I made. Yeah. And you know what? I showed that during a stream and people said, you know what, that was a good idea. I'm glad you did that. Thank you, Vito.

Are they making comics too? Again, we're establishing a visual language is the point. So when the next issues happen, it's not like, oh we still have those problems from the first one. Hey, who am I? Exactly, we don't have that. I don't have that in the comic. What do you do though? Because I would have said that looks fucking gay and just draw it right LJ clobbering over to veto things you can perform better than Jack Black I was thinking about how it would be fun if I got really jacked

because I realized one of the problems with Hollywood is Somebody posted like an a and of jacked pedophiles Not enough jacked pedophiles. Not enough jacked pedophiles. First problem. Second problem. Somebody posted a video and it was like an AI, what if there was an Altered Beast movie? Did you see that video? No.

And it was cool and I was like, oh, that would be really funny. But then I said, but kind of the reason you can't do it is like, it has to be funny. And all these like super ripped bodybuilder guys who could play the Altered Beast guy. Jason Momoa is not funny. Yeah, like super ripped bodybuilder guys who could play the old guy Jason Momoa is not funny. Yeah, like the rocks not that funny anymore

There's another big guy that all that does all those movies now, right? He's not funny Arnold Arnold was funny He was an asshole though. That's the that's the problem with Hollywood Yeah, it weeds out out all the assholes or everyone's gotta be a nice guy. Yeah, like to make it in Hollywood You got to be like hey, I'm doing this bodybuilding thing. I'm a trainer like I'm super nice. I'm super positive Even though I look intimidating. I'm actually a yeah Asshole to everybody I think we really are suffering from the fact that we don't have like a jacked comedic actor Yeah to like replace Arnold and like do those roles because Arnold was funny.

Well, I'm too old. And all the bodybuilder guys you see on like YouTube, they're fucking dumb as rocks. Like it's hard to be a like a smart clever bodybuilder guy. Arnold was the perfect man. If you came out that Arnold was a Nazi experiment to build the perfect man, I'd be like yeah, obviously we already knew that. Like. He was funny. He. He got pussy whipped big time by Maria Shriver. Well, because he wanted to be a Kennedy. He got pulled into the, you know, he was so close. He wanted to be the ultra-American. He married a fucking Kennedy, he became governor.

He should have married the house cleaner. Well, he found out marrying the house cleaner is more fun than trying to be a Kennedy. The Kennedy's are all fucking insane and cursed. Well, of course you gotta fuck the house cleaner. more fun than trying to be a Kennedy. The Kennedy's are all fucking insane. Yeah. And cursed. Well. Of course you gotta fuck the house cleaner. So anyway, I wanna get really jacked so that I can... Oh.

Be a comedy actor who uh... How much money would it take for you to get really jacked? I'd need a trainer. No. That wouldn't do it. I mean, like incentive. It would help. Incentive. How would it... If I got like a movie movie I mean you see like guys have offered to train you off the internet and you haven't you said no

well Yeah, there would have to be like a job offer involved. I guess I don't know. It was like a hundred hundred K hundred that you need a hundred thousand dollars I got offered like a role in a movie and they're like we'll pay a hundred K to be in the movie if you get Really jacked and be like, yeah, let's do it. Okay I don't mean if nothing you think getting jacked like that is harder than making a comic or easier I think that's way harder. You think it's way harder infinitely harder. What are you talking about? Well, cuz that's the that's the bar cuz I can make the comic and eat as much pizza as I want that's I'm just saying

That's the bar. That's the bar. You're gonna need more money. I pizza as I want that's I'm just saying that's the bar that's the bar you're gonna need more money I I I mean you do see sometimes like you know Chris Pratt got in shape that was cool yeah to be like a schlubby guy but he's still not like Arnold sized you know he's like dedicated though like as an actor yeah like he did a bunch of no I just phoned it in and fuck I mean he's like doing stuff right I don't know if I can act. I actually don't. I've never really.

You don't have to act. I just want the jacked part. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if I would be a good actor or not. I've never tried it like seriously. You haven't? I've done like skits, you know, like comics. You want to do a scene right now?

Well, we did. When's our movie coming out? I keep waiting for those guys to be like, we finished our student film. Oh, they disappeared. I think they got hit by a train in the way. I think they're dead. I think they died. Me and Dick are supposed to be in a student film, and I have no idea They said that those guys sucked well

I don't know I like I was like trying to act and I'm like this is either really good or really cringe You were there, so I don't think it was good. I don't think it was good There also wasn't like a lot of planning that went into it was good because I hope that they got a good movie out of it. But I don't know. I'm sure I fucked it up. Peter Hansman for let's see five. How do you respond to Johnny's allegation you wore two shirts at the wedding to cover your gun? Well I wore two shirts at the wedding. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sure I fucked it up Peter Hansman for let's see five How do you respond to Johnny's allegation you wore two shirts at the wedding to cover your gun? Well, I wore a t-shirt with a dress shirt over it totally normal. Yeah, you're not supposed to do that You are supposed to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Well cuz otherwise you'd see my fucking

It's another I wore an undershirt it wasn't shirts. It was an undershirt and a fucking dress shirt Well, it's two shirts Was nobody else wearing two? I thought everybody does that I don't know not everyone a dress shirt will like chafe your nipples If you don't have something under it, it's made of that like material or whatever. Yeah, but it hangs differently on everyone Okay, well if I try to wear then wear the shirt if I try to wear a dress shirt without something under it, my nipples are going to start poking out. Believe me, wear the shirt. It wasn't to hide my gunt, it was to... I didn't want my nipples to start bleeding.

Well, Johnny had a picture where your shirt was coming up and there was an undershirt under it. Well, the problem was that I bought that shirt at Target the day of and it wasn't as long as it probably should have been. So I should have bought a longer shirt. How do you do that? I don't know they well they make if you go to like a big and tall shirt store. Big and tall. Yeah. You got to go to the big and tall. I don't know where to find a big and tall store. But I wanted to get like a like cuz I don't have I don't have a lot of like dress like I have like these shirts but this is too loud to wear to like a wedding you know.

I wanted something that was not loud enough., well I wanted something that was just like a plain single color shirt. Yeah. Oklovich for two. A lot of talk, man. Sometimes I see clips from the show of everyone. Nick Reketa saying, oh, Vito looked mid at the wedding. It was so incredible that he looked mid.

I'm like, ah, look at mid. That's the worst thing that could happen at a wedding. You know? You were, you were killing whatever. Ah, Klovich for two. How do you sneak a chicken in? Close the border. Jerk Studios for 20.

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Israeli propaganda on a show yeah, what a what a what a classic fun time that would be unique position I don't think these guys understand that Joe Rogan doesn't have to do anything He can just get money and bring on anybody. I don't think these guys understand that they have a radically incorrect idea of how much all of us fucking hate what they're doing because it's illegal for us to say it. I think it would be head spinning if we had a purge but you could say whatever you want about what these fucking shills are doing all day online. I think it'd be real eye-opening it's interesting to see a guy like Murray who seems to be operating under the Mistake and assumption that this kind of like leftist liberal sphere still has the power to like shame

Yeah, and I'm like that doesn't work anymore. Hey, so yeah About science and so you're the best podcaster in the world, right? So let me tell you how to run your show. Here's how you should run your show. You need to have more experts on, like me. I'm an expert in podcasting. I saw that apparently, like, they started off the show and, like, Joe and Dave were just kind of, like, joking around. And then he immediately interrupts them to go,

so I wanted to talk about how your show is radicalizing people. Let me ask you a question. No, fuck off. You're like, bro, you gotta roll with the punches, man. No one's here for a fucking lecture. Pop quiz for 20, thank you. Brad Ock and Feckles for five. Hey Vito, don't let Richard beat you up

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I would like to work with you on one of your books. I messaged Art2 on X. Well, I don't know when you did that, but send it again. There you go. Now you got to tell everyone you don't want to work with them. I do want to work with people. I'm trying to find, but I have a very specific style. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now you got more emails that you have to write. I want emails. Send me emails. Some people have been very helpful. Oklovich for five. Give me one reason I shouldn't crowdfund getting bottom surgery in Trump's America so I can use that money to buy more crypto during the dip. Hey wait, did you skip that guy's D's and that shit? Oh no, nevermind. I have no idea. Strategy for two horsemen mastered rubbing belly while patting head. He's doing a little... he's got double up man

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Your just I've been lucky when fuck that guy the genie lamp was important to veto's dad because he successfully used it to wish For a better son what is retarded kid is that what you got you got me? My hug clear my cut is itchy for to a veto I got a message from Dianna and for another two says Dian da dis dick the end of this dick the end Uh, yeah, that's cuz I read it die and that's a long fast fat guy for to China Now that's pisses me off made for AI just point one five percent of voters determined Trump's 2024 victory now is making it more difficult to vote Why if illegals are gonna be gone, thanks to him. Hey, uh, blow your brains out.

How much- what is- what's CRC to obvious bot? What's CRC name that's never, ever given money before? CRC 2500. Oh, see, you know, the thing is, Trump actually statistically won- Shut up, Sean. That's the Democratic National Committee's secret funds that they use. Fuck you. Eat shit. That's the argument. That was that for a fallacy. Thank you for the money. The eating shit fallacy.

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You had me until the end Can't rhyme Vito with Edo because that's just another word for veto. Yeah now he's gonna go snee doe Yeah, that would be better. He's like drowning in Cheetos Yeah lab clap trap to destroy revive. I am veto. Yes, you are Tim Pierce for 10 5k and micro strategy right before the bounce Bitcoin Treasury beating alt coins It's time in the mark. It's time in market. Lucky time won't work all the time. It will never work. That's very true. Oklovich for two, try Epstein in the naval uniform

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It's perfect, it's gonna be a six out of 10. It'll be lower than that. Oodus Fugus for five, Problem in casting these days is all casting producers rely on Instagram followers so it's fucked. That is true. And The Goose for five. Qatar funded colleges in the US and started the woke movement and anti semitism thanks Qatar. Oh Qatar funded anti semitism I know. I woke up and I go to pay my mortgage and I'm like this goddamn guitar Why why am I getting raped like this? Alright well what a great show we've had with a hundred dollars in donations

get excited and And that perfectionist comment what about it's really funny. It's not gonna be a perfect comic look They're there are lay no one's suggesting. It's gonna perfect. I agree, and the delays are not the result of perfection. They're the result of laziness and slavonliness and fucking around, so, and I accept that. But you like, you've seen so many projects brought to fruition and you've seen people obsess about like, details, right?

Have you seen that? And you've seen, right? Have you seen that? And you've seen what happens. Have you seen the end results? You're always like, well, you know, they could have. There's a lot of kind of, look, it's not perfect. 100%. Oh, look, the delays are my slovenliness and my laziness. And me fucking around, me not taking things seriously enough.

Oh, no. And being like, I could probably just play Magic Cards today, and then tomorrow I can work on the comic Okay, I fucked up Huh, you know and waiting on stuff and probably while I was waiting on stuff I should have done other stuff while I was waiting on the stuff So you gotta have a website before that before it comes out. No, no, that'll be for after I just want to start I what I'm saying is I need to be better at going, okay, while this is happening,

what other ball can I get rolling? Oh. So things aren't happening sequentially, they're happening in tandem. Okay. There's been a lot of, I can't do this until this part is done. And some of that is true in comics,

where it's like, well, I can't color it until I have the art ready. It doesn't make sense for them to color a page that isn't Finished yeah, but there is other stuff where I go print it before you have it all the art done obviously Thank you dick for minimalizing my attempt to explain what's going on I need to learn more things that can happen in tandem so that I can you could write all the next ten issues at the Same time with well I have two You could write all the next ten issues at the same time. With... Well, I have two other issues. You could write two issues with two hands.

I have two other issues that have been... One issue is basically finished and the other one is on the way. Written. So that's one thing I knew I could do in tandem but unfortunately it doesn't help get the first one out quicker. So that's the problem. Everything I go is I'm like I have all this stuff ready to go for the next one

but that doesn't help get the first one out quicker. You know tearing that poor finger monster My whole life's a fucking mess and sometimes I fidget okay Why don't you just post the script and just see what people draw and then post that? I'm not the only guy who's got a light comic. That's all I could say no Because we don't care about those other guys well those other guys Let's like like you know that guy, that big fat guy, Scott Adams? You ever interact with that guy?

He does that. The skinny guy that hates black people? No, Scott Adams, the one, Scott Kurtz, sorry, the one who does the PVP comic. Oh, yeah. Yeah. OK, he did a Kickstarter, and all he had to do was just take the web comic and put it in a book

and print the book Yeah, it's like ten years late. Yeah, so John Wayne Gacy raped people. Yeah, so Look at Hitler you know look at Hitler. I'm sure he had some commissions that he didn't finish Yellow flashes book is late. So who cares everybody's fucking up yellow flash. Yeah, but we want them yellow flash at the beginning I don't look I understand I understand all of this they're like they're they're late too that doesn't really hold water I know it doesn't hold water. I'm saying I have discovered The magic of creating time machine. I don't know man. How many times are we gotta say? I'm a fuck up I'm a fuck. You don't have to say it at all I don't know why you say at least I I gotta say I'm a fuck up? I'm a fuck up. You don't have to say it at all, I don't know why you keep saying it.

I'm just saying at least I'm in good company with a lot of other fuck ups. Those guys suck. I know, well that's the thing is I think at the end of the day I will have a better thing. Oh okay. I think at least my delay is at the end of the day, people will go, well this is pretty good. You gotta get it out this month. Yeah.

Or else it's no go. Sure. I will send out, if people want it, I think by the end of the month, I said early. You said last month. Yeah. The colors didn't get back to me as quick as I thought. I went out again. I went out again.

The real comic should be like the emails that you're sending. That's what I wanna see. I'm sorry about the emails. I don't wanna do anymore emails. I just wanna're sending. That's what I want to see. I'm sorry about the emails. I don't want to do anymore emails. I just want to write the next. Look, I just want to write. Here's what it really comes down to. You should use Rip-A-Send.

No. You just want to write. No, no, no, no, no. I also want to oversee and make sure it looks. There is a lack of attention to detail that drives me nuts. It's crazy. When I look at Shad's AI art, I go... I can't wrap my head around that horseman image or like Shad's fucking AI shit where I go.

It's cool, like that. Well, that's what I'm so confused about as I go... You want to have a gun or a sword? Both. I can't wrap my head around it where I go, this is such obviously dog shit. Why do they not know that it's bad? They don't care. No, I think they don not know that it's bad? They don't care. No, I think they don't know that it's bad. Oh yeah, yeah, I agree with you.

Shad thinks his ARR is really good. But Chuck Dixon has to know it sucks. No, I think Chuck, well, I think Chuck Dixon knows this is a work for hire and I'm getting paid by a guy. He doesn't care. I think Chuck Dixon is like, I will just write something if you pay me. Like there's no amount of passion or love

being poured into it. He's like, yeah, I'm here for a job, who cares? And I actually kind of respect Chuck Dixon is like, I will just write something if you pay me. Like there's no amount of passion or love being poured into it. He's like, yeah, I'm here for a job. Who cares? And I actually kind of respect Chuck Dixon on that level where he's like, what's your character? He's a horse guy? Fuck it. Or no, he came up with Horseman.

Maybe I can make this black guy pay me to make a horse comic. Batman. Horseman. Horseman. Yeah, fuck it. Give me money. He has guns. He saw that Eric had a lot of money and he said, Yeah, I got a lot of ideas, sure.

Yeah. Whatever you want. Uh. So, my problem is having an eye for quality, which drives me insane. You gotta prove that though. It's right here. Proofs in the pudding. No, that's not a good proof.

Look at this thing! That's not a good proof. Look at this! That looks like shit. Do you know how many revisions this went through? It's way too many. Look at this! I even got the beard.

Well, not enough. I had to add- That should have been delayed. That should have been delayed. Indefinitely. That pl have been that way that it was delayed a lot. Yeah, it's been delayed more This was a promise to my patreon bag cuz I don't want to delay it anymore But you promised your comic though. Yeah, those people don't count It's all about the page was that a two-way promise or was that a non-consensual promise like I promised to get you guys a plushie Of me and they're like well, I said you get it if you sign up the patreon I'm gonna send you a little something and then I took time to get it.

So you surprised them with the... this? Here's the promise I can make the comic people is... I'm not gonna give you dog shit. I could put out the dog shit right now. Do it. If I showed you, I could put out the version of the comic we had six months ago and if I did it, you know what you would say? You'd say, hey Vito, you should have told that guy to fix this this this and this okay which is what I did that's it there is a look and you want to do this? There is a six month old version of the comic where I went well this looks this

doesn't look good and then we and I made it good okay so you're gonna get the good version you could have the you could have the yes it's ready version but I don't really have the good version. I want a leather bound set. I will put up some examples and you can go, wow, well that is better. I agree. Thank you, Vito. I don't want cherry picked examples.

I will show you. You can look at the whole document and you'll go, wow, Vito, that is some expert revisions you had made. Thank you so much for caring about us and the quality and whatever else. Oh, what's the game where we smash all the toys? you had made. Thank you so much for caring about us and the quality and whatever else. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Get out of the scalar, I smashed into shit! Vito's booty! Oh, Vito's booty! Vito's booty! Vito's booty! Vito's booty!

Wow, the box is all, uh, anything could be in there. What do you think, Vito? It's a box of treasures. It could be a new comic, could be something really good in here. I wanna find out what's in the box. You can't see it, I know. Because I think last week was bad. Last week was a great action figure of the notorious B.I.G. No, I mean last week my weight was bad.

Oh, well, what do you think it's gonna be this week there? Has your be- has your habits changed? No. At all? Well, I'd like to find out. Here we go and I've got it registered on me handheld device it's 286.8. Was it like 288 last week? 288.5 so you went down 1.7 pounds. I've been uh Been coping. You've been hitting the gym pretty hard. Yeah I've been hitting the gym, that's what's happening. Writing those emails, working up a sweat. All right. At least I'm getting a good present this time. Now this. Oh this is heavy. It's heavy. And it's cards.

It could be cards. It could be magic cards, but it's probably gonna be like metazoo or some bull. Let's see what it is there Please tell me it's not the cards that I sent that guy Is it? It's a box of magic cards common magic cards alright But there might be one good card in there. Well there are are some from Mirrodin, that's kind of cool. There you go, it's a good prize. It's a good prize. It's a good prize.

I wonder if there's any, but there's no rare, is there somebody, both common? You don't know, it could be a very expensive card hidden in there. You could have sent a couple rare cards, and I don't know what you're gonna do. Oh, hey, but wait, that's not, what is that? What is it?

It's a Lace with Moon Glove, but it's not from Lorwin, it's from a... I forget what set that is. Hey, a Yavimaya Enchantress. That's a classic. What's that worth? 300 bucks? Might be a buck. A buck? It's got a...

Who'd pay you a dollar for that? It's got a art by the transphobe. They don't let them make magic card art, even though she's one of the best artists they ever had. A woman can't really be a transphobe. No. I got bad news for you. Back then they all agreed. They needed their own J.K. Rowling for the magic community. Well you know like Mickey Rourke is calling that girl the F-slur, but it's like that's not really your word to get offended by.

That's like me getting offended by the N-word, you know? Yeah, Blightsoiled Druid? That's not useful anymore, but... There's a couple Loran guys in here. Ooh, Ravnica! Alright. What's that worth? Hundred bucks?

This whole box probably worth like five dollars. I don't know. Ooh, Earthbrawn. That's a classic. Well, you save it, it could be worth more. And a foil rona. You got a foiledrids faithful. They snuck a foil in there.

They snuck a foil in there. They snuck a foil in there. Oh there's a stream hopper though. Could there be a slippery boggle? If I get a slippery boggle I'll be a happy boy. That's uh. I hope not. I need a slippery boggle. I don't have any slippery boggles. Alright that's the show. Guys don't forget new bonus episode Biggest Problem in Jesus and Easter Extravaganza, now available at patreon.com slash biggest problem. Don't forget, Hackamania is coming up soon.

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Are you doing the Legion of Skanks thing on purpose? What? What do they do? Like, this promo shit? You're listing all this crap to buy? Don't forget, if your dick's falling apart, go to bigdickcream.net. Yeah and that's what they do promo code Jerky oh that's kind of fun to do that we don't get any sponsors anymore since

you're pissed off the Democrats and they put out the word about us trying to trying to interrupt this elections more important than ever remember that if there isn't a slippery boggle in here, you guys fucked me. You have to go through the whole thing? And come on by youtube.com slash veto two, where we will be streaming something tonight. Let me know. You're just going through looking for rares, aren't you? No, because there's no rares in here, but I would take-

But you don't know that. You don't know that. Well, if I find a rare- You don't know that. It could be good. There could be one good card in here. There's some good commons and uncommons. Are you gonna separate the dollar cards out? I- I mean, if they- What are you gonna do with these cards?

Yeah, I'll organize these and put them in the correct boxes. I've been organizing my magic boxes. Was Tony- You can't say this shit. Was Tony ratting out my towel closet is a Magic the Gathering closet? He said it on this show, what do you mean? Yeah, I know, but he's not supposed to say that. Why? I don't know, because that's where I keep my magic cards, who cares? If you were shooting heroin, he should say that. I wasn't shooting heroin, there's nothing wrong with my house.

Are those going to go back in your house? Those cards? There's a Monstrous Cabaret that used to be good. Not good anymore, unfortunately. Now that the Lord of the Rings set has introduced... Oh, Tomescower! That's like a quarter. We'll take that.

A quarter? Yeah. Might be 57. You're not going to save these cards. I will not. I'm not going to throw out a Tomescower. What about the rest of them? No, I don't have a lot of the old sets

because I honestly at one point I did divest myself of all this magic trash and I said, I shouldn't have done that. How did you divest? I said I gave it to my buddy who has a magic story. You put the curse on somebody else like the ring. I shouldn't have sold all my Lorwin foils. Oh my God, you went through every card

looking for an expensive one. I'm just looking for playable stuff I I could put I need a slippery boggle so I can make a fucking hex proof boggle Yeah, presence of gond. That's a there's no boggles in there. That's a solid one I already looked if you took this you took the slippery boggles out of here Everybody can use a presence of gond This is worse than destroying it I know this is I'm so glad that I decided to look at the cards If you had burned these I would have been all worried that there would have been a good one

But now I can confirm there's no good ones But how do you know what have you what have you accidentally shuffled two over and missed it? I mean I can go through it another time I'm just taking a quick look. I mean look there's some mirid in here. How often is that word 35 cents? Let's see. What would a whale of the NIM probably nothing tell Jalanics Oh, yes spell bomb is the green spell bomb good. Nope not good. No, this is bad I don't have a lot of mirid and stuff now they know that they can just send in boxes of like commons and you have to

Count them. I gotta read them. Well, I don't have a lot of mirrored in commons so it's kind of odd. I had Galvanic Key! Alright goodbye. That's pretty good Galvanic. What's Galvanic Key? Is that a buck? I don't know. It untaps artifacts.

Who's buying this shit for a dollar? You sell it on TCG player but you sell all this stuff. You have to put it in like a case and stuff? No no no you just put it in an envelope and then the post office yells at you for not putting a non-machinable stamp on it That's been the most annoying thing in the world And someone sends you a dollar on PayPal and you send them one of these pieces of shit cards? Yeah, and then the post office makes me play extra postage because the envelope is irregular It's the most annoying thing in the world. You should have to put extra postage on for this shit

Envelope is a regular. It's the most annoying thing in the world. You should have to put extra postage on for this shit Well, I don't I don't think that's true. I sold a I sold a couple things on CCG player How much were they worth? I saw well I sold a couple boxes out of box that surging sparks Pokemon thing or whatever. Yeah, I like 200 bucks for that Okay, that's worth something. That's where it's I don't list a lot of singles, but some people as singles You didn't check that one. You didn't check that. I didn't check this tag. I'm gonna take a look here. You did.

You did. All right, goodbye. Goodbye. Let's see.