The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 34

Episode Date: March 26, 2022

The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords, "Love Bombing", Laws That Make You Lie, Asexuality

Maybe I'm getting too obsessed with this trans sports debate, but for me, as someone who wants certain leftists to be progressive, well, that as well, just wants progressives to maybe be taken seriously, I go, no one's ever going to take us seriously because of this. Bro, you don't want to be taken seriously. You want to win. Well, we're not going to win like this either.

Yes, you are. Because you present something that's insane to people. And then you win anyway. And then you make them lose their minds and say, transphobic, plick,

transphobic, plick, and just flick them off so they can't talk anymore. I feel like there's a limit to that. And then you win. It's evil.

No, there's not. I think at a certain point, people, the transphobic thing doesn't work anymore. Well, then you move on to something else. That's true. That does work. Yeah, we did racism for the longest time, and then gay stuff,

transphobic stuff, yeah. I'm kind of black. I'm half black, so what do I do? They're like, ah, we gotta think, guys, we gotta think of something fast. Too many half black people. It's a very strange world we're living in, Dick. I'm kind of losing my mind. It sounds like it.

You're not thinking about it in the correct way. Everybody keeps saying we'll just have fun with it. Yeah. It's not. It's just like watching everyone being insane and you're like, I just really wanted. I don't know why you got suddenly whiter on there. Did it fuck it up again? I don't know.

I went in front. Did it fuck it up again? I don't know. I went in front. Did it change the exposure again? I moved in front of it. Whatever. I'm just going to look like a Klansman on this episode. Whatever. I'll fix it later. I knew that auto shit was bad news.

Oh, because it's auto exposure I set it to. Okay, let's just do it. My mistake. Ready? Yeah, just do it. Ready? Yeah, just do it. Biggest Problem in the Universe!

Welcome to the Biggest Problem in the Universe! The only show that ranks every problem in the universe, from hard video games to washing kids' brains. Ooh. I'm your host, Dick Matson. Joining me as always is Vito G. Swalde. Hi, Dick. What's up, buddy?

How you doing? Everything's great. I'm in sunshine. The world is full of magic, and I'm so happy to be a part of it every single day. Who are you fighting with this week? Do I want to know? I'm fighting with all the lefties on Facebook. I'm fighting with everybody. Ooh, the lefties. I'm on the wrong side of

every issue. I'm on the wrong side of every issue. Yeah. I don't even know if I can like sum up other people's arguments and still have my account tomorrow. That's the point I'm at now. I'm the racist uncle at dinner. They're killing it? Yeah. I really, I just can't even say

if like, I can't even, I don't know what a woman is. Maybe nothing. I'm on Facebook. And it's just like, why do, why do all of these left wing guys who have been friends with forever all of a sudden all feel the need to come out and be like, I feel like men should destroy women in the sporting arena. I feel like that's progress. I've been saying that for years.

Yeah. Decades. And I want to be like, I did, I did have a lady send me a message, and she was like, thank you for speaking up on this. Oh, yeah. A black woman. Well, it's good that you said that. Yeah. That she was black.

Well. Because it matters more. It doesn't matter more. See, you play the game, too. Of course I play the game. So don't say they're crazy, right? Because you said, actually, it was a black woman. It was a woman that sent me the message. So it means, and actually, it was a black woman. I don't say they're crazy Right cause you said Actually it was a black woman It was a woman that sent me the message

And actually it was a black woman I don't know man I'm just losing my fucking mind Uh well here I'll tell you what else you lost Fuck you Indoctrinating children Was the big winner When you phrase it as indoctrinating children

You know what I realized That's the part where we as indoctrinating children. You know what I realized? The part where we're indoctrinating them into hope and dreams and love. No, that's part of it. I think that 1776, like the whole meme of where America comes from, that's also indoctrinating children into liking the government and then just accepting whatever the government tells them is a huge fucking lie. How do you have a country, Dick? What do you mean?

Well, aren't the people supposed to like the country they're in in some respect? No, they're not. No, because there's people that are like, you know, that's what the king would say. Guys, aren't we all supposed to like me? I mean, I'm up here running this shit. I mean, but I just get like a heads up. So then what's the, but then what's the solution? We overthrow the government.

Then we have a different government we hate. We do that every two years. Yeah, but I just get like a heads up. So then what's the, but then what's the solution? We overthrow the government. Then we have a different government. We hate. We do that every two years. Yeah, but why? What do you mean? That should be the point. That is kind of true. America should have to rename itself every time we get a new president.

Fuck America. Yeah. What's your country's name? Fuck America. Currently we're living in Biden-stan. You go, I liked Trump, Trump-gaff-a-stan better. Uh-huh. And you go i liked trump trump gaffa-stan better and uh that was dumb fuck-a-stan didn't you know didn't you know that that's good the slippery slope fallacy fallacy that was a good one from me yeah that was good

uh easy mode activists a lot of people passionate about that yeah Yeah. I'm surprised. Weird. There's a lot of votes. You had a lot of the gamers in your audience, Dick. In our audience. Our audience. Zoom exhaustion came in dead last. Not a lot of people with jobs, I guess. Yeah. I think. No, that easy mode thing, it's funny.

I made a video about it because there's, have you seen that guy, Jim Sterling, who's now a woman, Stephanie Sterling? I am aware of this individual. Big, fat individual. Yeah. Person of size. Yeah, person of size. Person of women.

Person of women. Person of size. Yes. I mean, they had the same take where they're like, for accessibility's sake, it's better when you make video games easier, have an easy mode. And I've been getting crazy views

telling them that they're fucking wrong and stupid. Yeah. It's been exciting. Ryan Cross says, I'm not saying stepmom porn is all about it, but the fantasy of cucking your dad without banging your mom

is certainly there. Yeah. Larkin Love has some nice videos on there. We're done talking about incest porn though, right? Well, I mean. I hope so. Which one's Larkin love i've heard

that name i don't know sure i don't know i'm excited to check it out pacoa gods says the easy mode activist problem reminds me of a video under the mayo did about challenge it challenge in video games and why it matters it's pinned to his youtube and twitter definitely worth a watch if you haven't seen it i will not watch watch that. I might watch it. Yeah? Although I had somebody recommend a video about Star Wars and I don't know why I watched it. I'm like, I don't know. He was like really passionate. You ever get those guys that like you don't understand

you gotta watch this and you watch it and you're like, just kind of a video about Star Wars. Yeah. I just go out of my way to not watch stuff people send me. And then when people ask, you go, yeah, yeah. That was good. Yeah. The more they try to get me to see it, the less of a chance I'll watch it.

Yeah. It's hard to tell somebody I'm never going to do this thing you keep suggesting to me. I have a guy who for two years has been like, you have to read this piece of Evangelion fan fiction.

Oh. And I keep going, well, that does sound interesting. I send them a link. Yeah. I'll watch a link. Yeah. I'll watch this if you watch the greatest story ever told

two-disc DVD set. Yeah. Well, the problem is if you promise, because usually you tell somebody, yeah, maybe I'll check it out, and you expect that's the end of the conversation.

So what'd you think of that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The video that I sent you? The people who actually follow up, you're like, well, when I said I might check it out i was lying to you pito's whole argument against dick's first problem was a slippery slope fallacy no no mine was a slippery ladder which you can ascend into the truth uh devin cook says dick needs to attack the my two dads book book. I'm not attacking any. Oh, whoa, whoa.

Buddy. I'm not attacking any My Two Dads. My Two Dads was a great show. Yeah. I watched every episode of that show. Was it Three Dads and a Baby was the other one? That was an unrelated project. What about a movie?

That was two movies. That was at a time, Three Men and a Little Lady. That was at a time when the idea of men raising children really hit the zeitgeist. We got to roll with this, guys. What if the house was full of men? Of men?

And then cocks. I don't know how to change this baby. Women are all at work. Women are on vacation. Their moms are dead. Killed by a drunk driver. I got a pitch. There's three men and they're raising a family.

What are you talking about here? What are you doing here? Some guys in the back. Let's make it four men. Oh my God. This fucking guy. What about four men? Well, it's kind of like.

It's kind of, you know. He's all pissed off going home to his girlfriend. They want to put fucking a fourth man in there. TV used to be so simple. This, oh yeah. Now it's about black stuff. Now it's all black stuff.

Black elf. What if there was 10 black guys raising one white child? An elf. An elf, yeah. My two black dads. My two black dads. Pitch.

Get Randy on the phone. Three black guys and a little white. Three black guys and a little white li- Three black guys and a little white girl? That's the name of- yeah, I was gonna say. I already have that. Needs to attack the My Two Dads book from a different direction.

This book is father-shaming kids like- Oh, that's very offensive. What do you say next? Ignis says, You want a good argument for a slippery slope fallacy? Pick literally any coronavirus restriction from the last few years that people assured us will in no way lead to more restrictions.

No, that's true. Just got to flatten the curve, you guys. That's all we got to do. Now we're flattening Ukraine. Now we're flattening Ukraine. They're the new curve. 20 years to flatten Ukraine.

Let's see here. Dingles says, most blind people are liars. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Do you remember saying that? Yeah, I did remember. I actually went back and watched the time stamp Let's see here. Dingles says, most blind people are liars. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Do you remember saying that? Yeah, I did remember.

I actually went back and watched the time stamp where I said most blind people. But they are. And that's, it's not even like a lie. They just lie. Solid BM says, I'm a dickhead from Vegas and I love his chaos reigns mentality. Is that me? I think the same way. Vito agrees about the Florida, Vito argues about the Florida bill and Dix just says, because you want to get it kids. Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha. Good episode, guys. You want to get it those kids, right? I don't want to get at the kids. I don't even want to talk to the fucking kids. But you want to make sure that they love. I want to make sure they're gay. I want to make sure that they turn gay, which benefits me in some way.

Like, what the fuck? Yeah, more women for me like that's true so don't teach them about all these three-year-olds are gonna grow up and start taking away from the dating pool of 60 year old women that i'm getting access to taking our jobs taking our blow jobs um okay well you're the winner, Dick. Are you ready for a problem? I am ready for the problem. I lost my drum roll. Wait. We're also doing a bonus episode. Yay! At patreon.com slash biggest problem. We're going to be doing the biggest problem in Batman, right?

In Batman. A themed bonus episode. We're trying something new. I wore my Batman hat. Oh, you did. You even have a little Batman on your shirt. You may not have noticed. Oh, yeah.

How about that? Look at that. He's like a man bat. He's a man bat. Okay, now let's get to the problem. Biggest problem in Batman Biggestproblem.show I'm going to say love bombing.

You ever heard of that? I believe I have, Dick. Have you really? It's one of these new terms that women invent to tell men why we're bad. That's exactly my problem. Is that exactly what your problem is?

Exactly. Distilled it down. Next problem. I nailed it in two seconds. Women are in the lab cooking up reasons why men are bad. Because we love too much, Dick. We're trying to. It's a bomb.

Blow up. dick we're trying to it's a bomb the love of a man is like a murdering tool yeah okay war call it love saddam hussein had love bombs lined up sorry if i'm sorry if i'm stealing problem, but this is one I've also encountered. You also hate it. Yeah. No, I see this. Because it's like women gaslighting themselves. There's another term. Well, yeah, it is another term. Confusing themselves into never experiencing any joy.

Right. Whatsoever. Well, because they're being gaslit or love bombed or manipulated. They have a million different words to describe. Has your man cook-bombed you? Is he cook-cheating on you? That's when a man makes you a meal, but you didn't buy your own meal. Did your man give you a hug massacre recently where he pretends to...

Does he pat you on the back? Yeah, that's basically a new form of rape. I fucking swear. Did he pat rape you recently? Love bombing is a manipulation tactic. Yes. Used by one partner in a relationship. Oh, okay.

Generally with the explicit intention of maintaining control of another partner or of the relationship as a whole, says idiot, an anti-oppressive sexual trauma therapist who is currently working in refugee resettlement camps. Sounds like a great lady to get advice from about your boyfriend who works at the gas station. To any MGTOWs in our audience, you guys might have had the right idea. Maybe you should go your own way We had this great system No matter what you do you're fucked You get the women up front

And you just lie to them And then you have sex with them Right And then you Cut it off And then you have sex with them for a while Until you're done or you screw it up Subconsciously you have sex with them for a while Until you're done Or you screw it up

Subconsciously you'll screw it up You know Your body Your brain will help you And then you move along And you do the next one You know Yeah

Or some other guy will come along And steal them Love bomb them Away from you Yeah But now that they're onto it The whole system's fucked up You know

I don't know how Anyone's supposed to get laid no one's getting laid everyone lives with their parents millennial like 40 percent of millennials haven't had someone else touch their dick in like 10 years right i don't know what the stats are but it's extreme well now anytime you talk to a woman it is uh well you love bombing her love bomb it has been let's be clear's be clear. Do you have the origins of that term? Do you know the origins of the term love bombing? No, I have an analogy

like something that was written to help women deal with it. Well, you know that that term was originally used to describe cults. Right? Like legitimately, that's where it comes from. Really? It was used to describe religious cults that when you show up your first day in the cult

Everybody in the cult has been told Be super duper fucking nice to this dude all day Treat them like they're the coolest dude you've ever fucking met Isn't that like normal? Sleep with him You like literally So the first week you're in a cult is the best week of your life Because they've been told to love bomb you And then once you go I'm all in on this cult They're like okay well then you're in a cult is the best week of your life. Okay. Because they've been told to love bomb you.

And then once you go, I'm all in on this cult, they're like, okay, well then you're already in. We don't need to treat you special anymore. Yeah, that's how. Go plow the field. So cults ruin this for men. Well, we're taking a term that was used to apply to the behavior of religious cults and applying it to men who are trying to. Desperately trying to get laid. Desperately trying.

Well, not even that because they're using. Who's your favorite dinosaur? Oh, what do you like to do for work oh okay uh i'm sure that's interesting do you have any hobbies no fuck okay uh what kind of tv shows do you like you like you watch lifetime movies oh you got the lifetime movie subscription on amazon do you yeah uh what's your favorite well uh you're playing one of those. That's fascinating. Can you give me your code? I can go buy Animal Crossing right now and then load up your island. They find you so fascinating, everything about you. Imagine you're at a restaurant one night, this lady writes, and after dinner you decide to order not one but two slices of cheesecake for dessert.

What the hell? This is the audience she's writing to. Yeah, what the hell? I've never done that. I'm going to get through to these ladies. Don't worry, I got it. Imagine you're eating dessert. Yes, yes.

And you've ordered double the dessert. That sounds like me when I've been a bit naughty. This is like guys with sports metaphors, right? Explain inflation to me like sports. Okay, so when the other team gets the ball, they get five downs. Oh, this is horrible. Yeah, this is terrible. Many would say that's unhealthy or at least indulgent,

but everyone deserves a treat once in a while, right? The treat is the one slice of cheese. It's not part of the meal? Yeah, no. That was the treat. You have gone beyond the treat. New York Times! Yeah.

If you keep ordering two slices of cake for dessert every night for much bitch You should be ordering one slice of cheesecake for dessert every should be having dessert every night. This is kind of nuts This is one analogy that titra Ravagan so wait are they saying the man is the one ordering to who's ordering too much cheese man's giving you the cheesecake Cuz he's the waiter or something. Because he fucking loves you. They had to explain the concept to women of too much of a good thing is unhealthy. Well, the problem with this love bombing thing

is that now women have a perfect way to summarize any bad relationship. It's not like, oh, I was... Or a good one. Or a good one. That's abusive. Exactly.

It's not that I was a dumb bitch who ruined a good thing it's he was really nice to me because he was manipulating me yeah it's like no maybe he was just really nice if he liked you no no he was gaslighting and manipulating me excessive attention and flattery oh yeah women hate that the war how dare you? How dare you pay excessive attention to a woman? One of the complicated things about dating, this lady said, is that everything that happens in, oh, I don't even want to read it. It really is. I see this all the time where people go, they're like trying to bury people now and like me

to them or whatever. Yeah. And it literally is like, well, what about that time you like drove you to the hospital because you had cancer That was love bombing That was love bombing And you're like No I think he

Just isn't as much Of a creep and a psychopath As you're trying to Claim that he is Isolation Oh yeah You are my Things like

You are my soulmate I never met anyone I feel so close to Or everything About you Is what I wanted Yeah You guys tricked us

Into saying that You want to hear that You put it on all Your goddamn movies Until you're done With the fucking relationship then you go he was you so abusive he was so nice like an abuser would this lady specializes in domestic violence and sex trafficking right i think women just want us to be shitheads to them they really just want that that's perfect it kind of is true they're trying to change good stuff into you being, into abuse.

Isolation from friends and family, that's something else you gotta look out for. It may seem sweet that your new mate wants to spend all their time with you, but more often it's a red flag. Anytime a girl now is like... You know, like marriage. It's a big red flag. Anytime a girl now is like, why are you never nice to me?

I'm gonna go, well, I don't want to love bomb you. You know? I have to treat you like Why are you never nice to me I'm gonna go Well I don't wanna love bomb you You know I have to treat you like a piece of shit Cause otherwise I'm manipulating you into sex I got too drunk last night And I was an asshole But I don't wanna love bomb you By saying any more than that

So let's just leave it Let's just forget about it Forget I said that Actually I regret saying it I don't wanna manipulate you Over the top gifts i brought the same women hate that what an awful manipulator you are to give a woman more shit

than she ever deserved in her life for doing nothing you love bombing piece of shit what is wrong with these people i don't know it literally is just women once they came up with that gas lighting word it was all bets were off. They figured out. Back to the races. We can just make shit up? Oh, fuck. We can just make shit up.

Test holiday. I got anorexia. I have anorexia. I'm being love bombed. Why can't you ladies just accept that something's wrong with you? And anything that goes wrong in your life is your own doing. Quiet love bombers are less common, though just as insidious and damaging as the loud ones. Oh, wow.

It's where you become sucked entirely into the other person's emotional world, and you may feel an intense need to rescue or take care of them. That's your problem. You are the sicko. Yes. You have that sickness. Harley Quinn was not a good guy. She's deranged. She's deranged for things

she can fix on somebody. She's a bad guy. I think I brought it in because I've been seeing all these documentaries pop up on women who give guys millions of dollars and get suckered in by their love bombing Yeah, and then just get duped out of outrageous for like Patty Hearst. Do you remember that? That's an old reference? Yeah, the bank robber the bank robber rich rich lady that got love bombed into robbing a bank And again, it was part of robbing the bank. Yeah, and then she got off just like oh

I got brainwashed by these odd. They love me and I. They love bombed me, and I was robbing a bank. I don't know what happened. Yeah. That's the definition of a woman right there. Patty Hearst looked pretty good in that one promotional photo. Which one was that? Back when they were robbing banks, they put out a photo of her with a submachine gun. Oh, yeah, yeah.

We got Patty, and we're like, oh, that's pretty cool. Here's the kicker. Who's most at risk, they say. Anyone can fall for this trick. Oh, right. Because women are so dumb. Any woman. Is that what that said?

Yeah, that's basically what they're saying. We're all so easily manipulated and victimized. But the worst ones that can fall for it include empaths. Oh, you're too empathic. Too empathic. I feel too deeply. Oh, you're too empathic. Too empathic.

I feel too deeply. People pleasers and those who grew up in a narcissistic household. Anyway, there you go. That's my problem. Can't we just tell women? Love bombing the concept. Why does everybody think that everybody else on earth is some sort of master plan to manipulate? Like guys are out here going, if I'm really nice to this girl, blah, blah, blah. It's like, no, Dan, we're all the same fucked up animal.

That guy is probably just as stupid as you. I'm sorry he was too nice to this girl But it's like No Dan We're all the same Fucked up animal That guy is probably Just as stupid as you I'm sorry he was too nice to you Move on with your life Sorry he sucked his cock He was too nice to you In what Pursuit of having sex with you

And then you did Yeah And then you did Sorry Welcome to the human race Sorry that happened to you Yeah No guy's ever fucked

A woman they regret And I'm sure it goes both ways I'm sure there's a bunch of Sad weird women Buying younger men Tons of gifts Funko pops and stuff Yeah buying them cars

Yeah like the president of France Yeah you see rich women Doing that all the time He was like 16 when he met her Or even younger Yeah She was his teacher That's how you do it

Like a fucking rapist Yeah and then she bought him A playstation And all bets were off She love bombed him Then he went to He went to Carpet Town He's still there though right

He's still married to her Yeah she should be in jail though Yeah Well all women Should be in jail I agree Uh What is your problem

I have a problem Of my own dick Something happened Just yesterday I think it was yesterday that really uh i think i think it's sad okay i'm serious about this i'm seriously sad this is my serious smirk i just feel like i have to preface sometimes on this show we're goofing around but oh okay a great man has uh been banned from twitch destiny destiny is banned from twitch

I think that sucks, but you know what you know what the real problem is is the unbearable silence is so hot Well, that's part of it, too My problem dick is the unbearable silence of our tech overlords. Okay, dick It would be one thing for twitch to ban destiny. Destiny and explain to him and the rest of us why he's had his livelihood. Now, I'm not saying he can't still make money. He can obviously move to another platform. Exactly. Not as easily, not as well.

A huge chunk of his money is now going to go missing because he's banned from this thing until he figures out how to pick up the pieces. Don't you think a man who has earned your platform, probably in the hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars in ad revenue, deserves some sort of one-on-one chat with someone in the organization?

Why no? What do you mean no? Because then you're just going to sue them with it. Are you just going to sue them? They're going to fuck up a little bit. The more they give, the more ammo. Everything they give them at this point is just ammo to keep it going. If they say nothing, it just evaporates. That doesn't make it right.

Oh, no, no. I know. I understand that. This is a moral. Yeah. And for the rest of us, we deserve to know why he's been banned. What did he do? Everyone who's on that platform, there are a couple theories as to why he's been banned.

One is, again, he dared to say that perhaps biologically male athletes have a competitive advantage against biologically female athletes. Sexism. He may have been banned for that. Transphobic, I mean. Transphobia, yes. Yeah. What are the other theories? One is that he posted a picture of an African

American gentleman with the N next to it. A certain N word. Well, ending in A. It's the same word. N to the A. No, no, no. N to the A is different from N to the R. That's something white people made up to tell black people.

So they'd keep talking like that because it amuses white people. And the other argument is that he had nick fuentes on there for 10 minutes before ending the stream and then continuing on youtube it's the trans thing i mean my because they're so motivated yeah uh you really get you really got to get on board i love trans stuff i wish all kids were trans no do i have to say that say that? You can say whatever you want. I'm about me. I'm about me. Say it. I mean, you might be.

Why can't they? Can they at least tell me that, though? Can I at least know that that's why? No, that's what makes it so funny. No, it's not funny. It's horrifying. Destiny is not the only guy who has been banned by these tech platforms. I don't know if you saw the last month Mr. Girl was banned from Twitch.

I saw that. Fan of the show. Friend of the show month Mr. Girl was banned from Twitch. I saw that. Fan of the show, friend of the show. He says all kinds of transphobic shit too. Yes, he does. Can't do that. But he says all sorts of shit.

And I, of course, was banned by Twitter for saying that Dopey the Dwarf from the Wizard of Oz was a retarded midget canonically, which is correct.

What do you mean? What do you mean? He's clearly retarded. Well, okay, mentally challenged. He has autism you mean? He's clearly Not retarded Well okay Mentally challenged She has autism Don't say that he's retarded I'm pretty sure That if you had asked

Walt Disney back in the day What's wrong with Dopey They didn't have a name for it Back in the day They said mentally Well they would have called him A mongoloid And that's a whole other thing

No You can't be saying this You can say that now As a clinical term Well not clinical But like in reference to Oh yeah It's a clinical term. Well, not clinical, but like in reference to. Oh yeah, it's a clinical term. I'm referencing historical language. That was in the DSM-1.

You can't do that. Did you not learn from Papa John? Well, I don't know because of the unbearable silence of my tech overlords. Just tell me. It must be so hard being neurotypical in this world. I guess so. I wake up every day and I get to go, what delightfully absurd thing

do I get to believe today? Oh, is that oh, all men and women should be competing in the same league? I agree. How fascinating. It is true that you've embraced the chaos of this world and somehow just... It's fun.

You enjoy watching it burn. I'm here horrified just not knowing what we can or cannot say for what reason. Well, you can't make fun of people. That's part of it. But who are you making fun of?

I think we know. I wasn't making fun of anyone. I made fun of a dwarf in a movie. How many... Whatever. I can't even say it. Wait, so what's your problem? Silence of the tech overlords the

problem is that we can't talk to these people we don't know who's making the decisions oh yeah they're faceless there's there's if there's a forum to contact them we don't know if it goes to a human being to a robot goes to somebody in india yeah he goes to a guy in india i'll help you out with that that's the thing with my twitter account i got my second one banned because uh yeah did i tell you how my second Twitter account got banned? Did I ever talk about this? You can't get, you can't do band evasion.

Okay. Well, no, it wasn't that though. It was stone toss posted a picture of a Michael Richards about to take the stage. It was part of the comic, right?

Yeah. So I posted a quote. Wait, which time? At the laugh factory. Which time? Michael Richards about to go to the Laugh Factory. Probably one of his most famous bits of all time.

More famous than, whoa. Yeah, more famous than that. And I put the quote, 40 years ago, we'd have you upside down with a fork up your ass. That's all I said. 40 years ago. You can't be saying that.

Or whatever it is. Why can't I say that? Well, they said it was a threat against stone toss yeah i tried i wrote an entire essay where i'm like well actually yes for the little support form you should have just said if i don't get my account back i'm going to greenland dead serious they might have given it to you back they might give it back to you explained this comic depicts a famous scene this This quote comes from the scene. I link to like the Wikipedia

about the incident. And then my account's still banned. You link to the... In case you didn't know. Well, no. I don't know if they know. It might be a guy in India

who has no idea. Do you think he's paid to read Wikipedia? Then why even have a support forum where you can appeal at all? Because you think you can appeal.

That's the whole point of it. That's the point of my problem. That's why you have buttons and elevators with doors closed, so you sit there and go, close, oh, I feel better. It's not fucking connected to anything. No, and that's the problem. It should be connected to something. It should be connected.

This is insanity. You're not built for this world, Vito. You're taking people's ability to communicate their livelihood. No, you're taking their lives. You're taking their lives away. People die for their social network. Yes. That's what sends millions of people to war and death.

And they make all of their decisions based on their social network. And you're ripping it from them. I don't know who's in charge of it or who to tell. I just want to sit down with a human being and go, listen. Yeah. Buddy.

Yeah. Here's what happened. Or like with Mr. Girl getting banned. Mr. Girl, it's a big... I know. He lost a ton of money from that. He doesn't have money like Destiny does. He lost a ton of money too.

He lost... Well, yeah, but Mr. Girl... What did Destiny say? What did him and his wife say to girls they're trying to pick up? No, they're like, oh, I'm a streamer on... On YouTube. On the cozy. I'm a streamer on Odyssey.

On the cozy. I'm a cozy streamer. And they go, see ya. I like, on eBay, I remember I had a problem where I like ordered something, but my credit card wouldn't work and I had $500 sitting in limbo. Yeah. You can't contact anybody. Yeah.

You just have to, I eventually, you know, you end up contact, you find one guy and he goes, that's a different department. You're like, well, which department? He goes, well,

I don't know. How about the department of a rat up your ass? PayPal will take your account away in an instant. They can't find anyone to talk to. All of this is, this is terrifying. Well, um,

there's only one dating all of this business and information and education and communication education isn't that scary google scholar and all that stuff yeah but shouldn't yeah once you assume that uh role shouldn't you dedicate so much money to having a consumer portal where you people can get. There's only one fix. What? CDA 230 has to be repealed. Which one is that? The publisher thing? The CDA 230 says you can't sue, you cannot sue an internet company for their moderation decisions.

Yeah. So all of these moderation decisions you can't sue for. If that didn't exist, you go, you go okay yeah sure uh here's my lawsuit i'll look forward to a real person on your end uh answering my problems there you go why can't yeah that's it that is the that one law that was bipartisan law created when was that law passed in the not like in the 90s late 90s um it was it was to decide between prodigy the internet company the isp which is my isp of the day and compu serve and i might have this wrong people fact check me but this is a basic idea um prodigy just let anything on the internet

go like look we're giving you the internet take whatever you want yeah compu serve curated it so people were suing CompuServe. For banning parts of the internet, right? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so,

blocking. Senators came in and said, well, and he said, the guy who created it said, I wanted to incentivize civil discourse on the internet.

He's probably lying. I mean, it was probably made to do exactly what it's doing now, which is just control speech. Yeah. Like a backdoor to violating the First Amendment

that's taken 20 years to kick in. But the effect was you could now no longer sue anybody for any of their moderation, anything. So why have any resources dedicated to something that is never going to cost you any money?

You can't do that at a store. If you go in and fucking get a paper cut with a napkin, you go, Hey, McDonald in And fucking get a paper cut with a napkin You go, hey McDonald's I fucking cut my finger with a napkin They're like, well We gotta go fucking tend to this moron Cause they can sue

It's coming down to the point Remember that lady who went into YouTube headquarters With a gun Cause they banned her account Yeah, Nassim Surprise that didn't spark more Like, maybe we should you know

it's called fed posting reach out to people to uh whose lives were about to ruin why the fuck they don't care about the workers at Google

I know but that's terrifying why I'm terrified I'm terrified that and again I'm terrified that I don't know who

banned Destiny or why yeah cause in my mind you never got banned by a bank, though, have you? No, thankfully you have. That hurts a lot worse. Yeah, well, you should identify with this problem. I'm telling you, the only thing that will fix it is...

The only thing that will fix this one is repealing CDA 230. It's the only thing that matters. It's the only thing that matters, period. Well, I don't care if there's a solution. I'm not arguing against a solution. I'm just saying the problem as it exists is horrifying to me. I agree. It's not only that our speech and our rights and our businesses and whatever are being shut down.

We don't even know who did it or why. It might be somebody there. It could be someone like you. It could be a guy like me. A lady like you. A lady like me, of course. Well, that's the thing Is I

I go I want to hope It's like a bunch of You know People in suits and ties Going well He really stepped over the line here But I know

It's just like A handful of kids With pink hair going He was mean Yeah And we don't need meanies Thinking nothing of it Yeah

Doing it hundreds of times No thought No decision There's no checks. No balances. Someone like me, probably. It is somebody, probably. Like, you or me.

Yeah. I don't want that responsibility. No, someone like me, because they just don't. It's like, whatever. My problem is the horrifying silence of the tech. Of our technological overlords. It's going to be funny when people get shut out of their house, right? Yeah.

It's going gonna be really funny black rock house god fuck i can't fucking take a human being to have to answer for some of this you gotta start voting right then you know what one of my happiest i was so happy when the guy who runs patreon because you remember they banned lauren southern yeah he came out and he had an entire video as to why they did it But that was a lie At least somebody tried At least somebody tried to explain Why doesn't he keep doing

Why don't they explain Because you only need to lie once How do I know what the rules are You can't just take it away without telling us There's no rules Regardless I hope everyone will subscribe To Mr. Girl on YouTube Because he lost his Twitch

And he lost a bunch of money Yeah And it's a shame And that man refuses to monetize anything He'll lose his YouTube too Yeah at some point Like he won't go on Odyssey Will he?

He'll go on Odyssey if he gets banned from YouTube He will But that's what I'm saying Like go there Now I mean I don't Or mean, I don't, or don't, I don't care.

How do you make money on Odyssey? They have like a hyper chat thing. They're doing a Patreon, they're rolling out a Patreon thing too. Well, once they get

that all set up, maybe we'll all move over there. Well, I don't want to, I don't want to act like I'm saying move and like, if you're not, that's a problem.

Well, I mean, right now it's good from, it's just good to be where you're going to make the most money. Obviously, he's going to make the most money from YouTube just based on user base right now. Yeah. It really is problem. Well, I mean, right now it's good from, it's just good to be where you're going to make the most money. Obviously he's going to make the most money from YouTube just based on user base right

now. Yeah. It really is about user base, but. Yeah. Okay. I don't know, man. I'm terrified. I'm terrified.

Yes, your turn. It should be. I'm living in fear. Oh, do you have any crypto? I have a little bit of crypto. Oh, you need more. I'm buying a little bit. You need more crypto.

I wrote a, I wrote a smart contract that Does what Patreon does But it lets you stake money So you can fund recurring revenue And make money back based on like the split I threw it out there That meant nothing to me Yeah I know

I make money by funding people Or by people funding me Both Well that's fun You should make a Patreon alternative Where if somebody's Patreon does well By funding people Or by people funding me? Both Well that's fun We'll see You should make a I threw it out there What is it like a

Patreon alternative Where if like Somebody's Patreon does well You start making money from it? Uh yes That's pretty cool Good idea right? It's a good hook

Yeah We'll see how You're never gonna cut me in You gotta cut me in On one of these fucking What are you What am I gonna do? I'm the programming guy

I'm the I'm the razzle dazzle. I'm the one who gets it. I got the hats. I got a hat for every occasion. I'm bringing the hat. I got a hat. I got to cut you in on Web 3?

Yeah, cut me in on something. Okay, I might have something. One of these days. Actually, I do. Okay, my problem is laws. A great injustice was stopped last week. Yeah. The passage of the Crown Act. Right.

The Crown Act, of course. The Crown Act was created in 2019 by Dove and the Crown Coalition. Wait. It was created by Dove? Dove, the soap company. Well, some people know them for soap, but some people know them for their political activism. Political advocacy. Well, some people know them for soap, but some people know them for their political activism.

Political advocacy. To ensure protection against discrimination based on race-based hairstyles. Yeah. Boo! Again, dick reveling in chaos. Me running in terror. Yeah, go on. I just... Race-based hairstyles.

I have no help. Talk about black people, right? Is there any Mexican-based hairstyles. I have no... Talk about black people, right? Is there any Mexican-based hairstyles? Hairstyles. My hair looks like shit. If I had to work in an office, I couldn't go in with the hair like this. It looks disgusting. Well, now you have the Crown Act, it sounds like.

Now I have the Crown Act. This is a fucking Mexican frizz. Beautiful Mexican hair. I would comb it every day so I look like Flattop going in. Yeah. From Dick Tracy. And just put a big Mexican flag in the side of it. I'd get one of those janky Spongebob

piñatas, cut a head out, and just put it on my hair, put it on my head like a hat, a janky Spongebob piñata, and say, this is how all Mexicans... What did you think this was for? What does this bill protect exactly? Workplace-based discrimination on

race-based hairstyles By extending statutory protections To hair texture And protective styles such as braids Locks What the hell is a locks? Dreadlocks? Yeah it's like a type of braid

It's like dreadlock It's just locks Well locks of hair That's where it gets confusing Because a lock of hair Is just some hair They spell it L-O-C-S L-O-C Twist

L-O-C-H I don't fucking know The look of the monster Yeah like the monster A lock of hair Braids Locks Twists

And knots In the work So they finally got away with They finally did away With all the discrimination Yeah That certain races With race-based hairstyle. You know what I really blame all of this on? What's that?

White women. Yeah. That just could not stop touching. Poking at people's hair. Touching black women. Yeah, poking at anyone's hair, but mostly black people. They're always, even when I was a kid. Is that something you've encountered?

Yeah. See, I was a white boy, So nobody ever touched my greasy Italian hair No no no no White women are doing this to black women Yeah They're always going like Oh your hair They're always making comments about their fucking hair

What do you do to make your hair look bad? Can I touch your hair? Like that should have That should have never happened Never I've never asked a black man Can I check out your penis? Yeah can I touch your black penis?

Give your black penis Wow how do you guys get those so big? Those elbows look amazing. Can I tap your arm? Will it ash off? Or is that just... But white women, they're fucking deranged. They're so deranged and entitled and sick.

And then they go, can I just touch your hair for a minute? No, people touch my hair when I'm having sex. Yeah. And then they go, can I just touch your hair for a minute? Like, no, it's like a, people touch my hair when I'm like having sex. Yeah. I've never felt inclined to touch your hair, but I'm not a white woman. They made it such a big fucking deal. But my problem is,

laws. Now I do kind of want to touch your hair just because I'm like, well, what's. My hair? Yeah, well, if everyone else is doing it. It just feels like pubes.

Yeah, it doesn't look great. A, it's laws that make you lie. Yeah. So now, like the bake the cake bigot firing people for their politics, whatever. Because you got to just say, oh, why'd you? You go in there, you look like shit, right? Yeah.

You did not shower. Yeah. Didn't. Dreadlocks all over. Don't put your hair back. Why'd you fire me? Oh, your performance. Yeah. It's one of those laws where you just go. Yeah, didn't dreadlocks all over your head hair back and why'd you fire me? Oh Your performance. Yeah, it's one of those laws where you just go Oh, you can't fire guy for being black

But you can fire him for anything else acting in a way that you determine is against the ways of business Why'd you why'd you fire me? Oh, you like basketball too much? well, well then it's just like... So he's... He's stifled, right? Because he's just like, oh, I guess I'm just a shitty guy then. Or she's just like, well, I guess I'm just a shitty person. And they have to go home and just think that they're shitty.

Whereas before they would have had an excuse to go, oh, he just hates my hair. Yeah. Like, oh, you fucking... You hate my hair, huh? I'm starting my own law firm, Dreads and Locks. Well, that's the question. Dreadlocks and hoop earrings. Yeah, Mexican people didn't get any protection. There's no law

protecting Mexican women from having hoop earrings the size of a hubcap and nails that are six inches, nails that are longer than their cock. This is really a dress code problem, the idea of the dress code. Don't say that. That's not a dress code problem. The idea of the dress code. Don't say that. That's not a dress code to them.

Oh, no. You know, if you told them, like, hey, you got to wear a suit every day, and they're like, well, I'm going to wear my traditional African garb, you know, well, we're kind of a law firm. All right. It's laws that make you lie.

Because it protects, even if you're in support of the law. Well, they try to catch you, you know. It's laws that make you lie Like it makes Cause it protects Even if you're in support of the law Well they try to catch you You know They try to catch you being racist Well yeah but Cause every once in a while

You get an employer Who doesn't remember That he has to lie And he just goes I'm firing you cause you're black Shit No I mean No fuck

Shit The other reason Cause you were late A bunch Damn it They go Ah gotcha Cause you're a Blackhawks fan Yeah cause gotcha Cause you're a Blackhawks fan

Yeah cause you're a Cause you're a Blackhawks fan Right They're trying to catch ya Um Well I I for one I'm so pleased

That women Of all This applies to men as well I assume Uh Such as women's hairstyles Oh yeah Men were fucking

Crying And Our ethnic hairstyles And yeah Men were fucking Crying And Hair styles And our Top bun Well Having a fro

That's the Size of a beach ball What does it say about bald people? Are you allowed to fire bald people? Is that race based? Well I don't know if it's race based But it should be illegal

No it's only race based hair I think No that's bullshit Dove did it Yeah Dove can get You see Dove goes to bat For their Cause Dove Dove's it. Yeah. Dove can get, you see Dove goes to bat for there.

Because Dove's like a regular business. They can be sued or swapped. Twitter can't be sued. Twitter can't, you can't go get like Irish Spring Twitter. It's always funny with these things. It's usually check. And it's usually like Dove's corporate board is 23 white men and two white women. And we're out here fighting for all. And the white women and two white women.

And we're out here fighting for all... And the white women are like, hello. Hello. My name's LaCroix. Number one. Number one. I set six records

in field hockey champion 10 years running. Now I dominate in the boardroom and protect the rights of race-based hairstyles. Well, dick, I'm glad that these people are protected. I mean, when I see race-based hair, I go, I hope that's protected legally for some reason.

What's not protected at this point? What can you fire someone for? Like being a goofball. At what point are they going to protect being an obnoxious shithead? Never. They're trying to kill that. They've been trying for a long time to trick you into...

The Italian race-based hair? What a horrible name, the Crown Act. I know. Because all black women are queens dick oh oh i see oh you didn't get there with that i didn't get that you didn't get that with the crown no they're protecting the queen's dick this women's history month is dedicated to the women behind the crown act movement to end race-based hair discrimination yes queen slay they're leaving but they can still have the nails can they still have the nails are you doesn't say race-based hair discrimination. Yes, queen. Slay. They're leaving.

But they can still have the nails. Can they still have the nails? Are you allowed? It doesn't say race-based nails. Fire them for the nails. You still got it out, prison sonars. Hey, you're fired.

Yeah. Oh, is it my fucking hair? No, it's your fucking nails. I'm trying to listen to you try to... And then throw dove soap. Here's your part. to... And then throw Dove soap. Here's your severance of Dove soap, you dumb bitch. You lose.

You lose. We'll always find a way to discriminate. It's all those bean burritos you eat at lunch. You fucking get out of here. No. It's no here. No! No! Es no bueno. They are leading the team whose tireless work is ensuring that the fullness and authenticity of black beauty.

You could say that? Fullness and authenticity of black beauty. I would pick a different phrase. Has anyone ever described white beauty in these terms in any way? Have you tried to describe white beauty in these terms? You have no idea how many things I just censored saying. Yeah. Yeah.

Is not only celebrated, but protected in the workplace, schools, and beyond. Ooh. In space. If I said I wanted to protect the authenticity of white beauty, I would be labeled a hate crime deliverer. Workplace? What is beyond workplace and schools? I don't know. Yeah, work, right?

I'm so tired. Celebrated but protected in the workplace? I'm so tired. And schools? Yeah. Okay. That's it, right? Yeah.

No, no, hold on. There's other places. The sporting arena, perhaps? You gotta protect hair. Beyond. It's because of their vision and the village of remarkable legislators, scholars, coalition members, and supporters. I don't know how to keep living on this earth, Dick. I don't know how to do it. You gotta lean in man. Lean in to just this is what we're spending all our time on is. Yeah. You see, you see black women's hair is really, it's holding them back. That's what the problem is.

That's the problem in America. Yeah. It's that black women can't have the hair they want in the workplace. George Floyd would have wanted it this way. This is what George, yeah, exactly. Floyd died for this. We can celebrate. Rest in power.

Ladies and gentlemen, including introducing the women who are making history Rest in power Wow, okay Well, that's my problem Fascinating Laws that make you lie You got a final problem for us? I got a final problem, Dick My problem is Asexual pride

What are you proud of? Look, there's this certain part Not. Yeah not doing something not being attracted being attracted anyone There's a certain youtuber recently put out a video. Are we talking about asexuals now? We're talking about asexuals. Oh, no, okay There's this youtuber named Jade and they make little animations or whatever and they made a whole big video That's like I'm so excited to talk about my identity as an asexual oh it's got like seven million views and all these people going you're so brave like i can't believe you know it's so brave of you to say this i'm like what's great why where's the bravery coming to play yeah where is the bravery at all anymore no like you could be you're brave for doing anything in

this society it seems like i came out as a slime kid yeah i don't like to eat shrimp is that brave to say to say what i don't like it like what i don't where is the guys i'm a woman i don't like sex yeah i'll take my exactly best woman and before Google deleted my stats, I believe it's like 68% of asexuals are women or 78% of them are women. Oh, what a surprise. Yeah, I wonder where that comes from. You're a woman who doesn't want to have sex. They don't get off?

They don't come? They just, they go, I'm just not interested. They're just not interested. It's like too much. Well, what are they, working too much? I think it's just that they, well, asexuals will tell you, no, it's intrinsic to me. I don't feel a connection to people, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, I think you just are lazy, you know? Do they understand that? Like, do they get, they don't get turned on by anything? I guess, I guess not. Cars or something? Well, it depends,

it depends on the person. Furry stuff? There's asexual and there's aromantic. So asexual is... Aromantic, I understand. Well, yeah, aromantic, I think you still get turned on by stuff. Okay. You still want to jerk off. Yeah. And asexual is you don't even want to jerk off necessarily. So they never come or they do come?

I think they come, but they're like, eh, take it or leave it. Wow. Some of them probably never come. I don't know. They come and they stop when it's halfway out. Like, I'm done. You know, there's a lot of women who like always say,

there's a lot of women who never figured out how to orgasm. Well, good. Never figured out how to masturbate. I wish all of them would not ever.

If I had one wish from a genie, it would be, I wish no woman ever orgasmed again. It's just, they have to. I wish all of them knew that I did it. Oh, no.

Oh, dick. I see them. They have a flag. And then my third wish, I would wish it again. I wish... I want to make sure that they can't un- Every wish you have. They can't un-wish that they could orgasm again. If they find their own genie,

I want to supplant that genie. Make it, do like an amendment in genie law. Now look, we've talked about this concept of having too much pride on this show before. Yeah. Maybe this is a subsection of that because at least the pride people

are proud of doing a thing. Yeah. They're proud of falling in love, who they love, the way they love. Well, having butt sex. Yeah. They're proud of falling in love, who they love, the way they love. Well, having butt sex. Yeah. Well, some of them. Some of them have.

They have to fall in love to have gay sex. The women don't have butt sex. They have. No. They scissor. They're not talking about women when they're talking about gay stuff. That's part of it. It's an umbrella dick.

Everyone's there. Yeah. Not just guys butt fucking. The butt fucking is only 60% of the rainbow As far as I understand They have a flag And they march And you don't understand how hard it is to be

Not wanting to have sex with people Seems like it would be easy It feels like you have it easier To just I mean I don't want to have sex with most people Like 99% Of people i would say no against not marriage you know it's not like you have to fight for your right to not get married it's not like it's not supposed to be part of working or having a family it's not supposed to play into stuff people are usually upset when it

does yeah you don't get fired for what do you mean you don't have sex? I have to fire you based on your protected identity. Like, no, you're, you have no part of it. And also, like, I can't conceptualize, I'm only me.

Yeah. So if someone doesn't want to have sex with everyone, it's the same as them not wanting to have sex with me, which I already assumed. Right. So it's not really a different, It doesn't affect you. Yeah. And that's everybody. It's bad for as them not wanting to have sex with me Which I already assumed So it's not really a difference

It doesn't affect you And that's everybody Right I think we've reached this point in culture Where you want every single little aspect of you To not just be like I kind of like this or I don't like this It's like everything has to be an identity

And a subculture And I don't really believe the ace. Well, I also don't believe you. You haven't met the right whatever. Slime. You haven't found the right pornography yet. I could find the right pornography for you. It really?

Well, that was one of the things asexuals. I was reading the asexual complaints and they go, people always think they can fix us. And I'm going to argue. Well, yeah. I don't think you're broken. Because we could. Yeah. You just have sex and you would like it. You got to find. Do you know any asexuals, Dick? No, yeah. I don't think you're broken. Because we could. Yeah. You just have sex and you would like it.

You got to find. Do you know any asexuals, Dick? No. Maybe. I don't know. The only asexual I know is an extremely. Oh, I shouldn't say it. He's never going to listen to this show.

He's an extremely repressed Jewish boy from an extremely religious household. Okay. And he goes, I'm asexual. And I go, yeah. Are you though? I think you are. asexual and i go yeah are you though i think you are i just think you've never had any sort of uh relationship of any time point kind and then you reach a certain point you go well i've gotten this far without one why go into that well hmm it's weirder like i i can understand being gay

no problem yeah it's harder for me to understand being heterosexual it's harder for you to understand being heterosexual than being gay right okay like yeah that makes sense yeah you're both you know yeah two guys have a lot of fun heterosexuality you have to deal with women yeah it's a nightmare yeah that would be what would be the what's the worth in this for you what's the benefit so but asexual as a woman you're like yeah but come on but come on it's a big pain in the you got to deal with this love bombing shit no me too well that's the benefit? So, but asexual, as a woman, you're like, yeah, but come on, but come on, it's a big pain in the, you got to deal with this love bombing shit. No,

me too. Well, that's the thing. It's kind of, it's like asexual is almost, it's not, it's not a position of weakness. Like,

you know, it's like gay people are like, oh, I'm missing out on opportunities because of my identity and I'm discriminated against in society anymore. Yeah. Well, now it is a kind of a benefit in a lot of ways. Yeah. Yeah. You have to go into classrooms and convert three-year-olds as we discussed on the last i don't know why i don't

know everyone always has to tell the truth that annoys me too well what do i do if i get asked like just lie about what do you mean just lie to the kids yeah whomever yeah oh so what's your sexuality um but it's none of your fucking business. They don't want to have to lie to cause they have to hide who they truly are. That annoys me. Yeah. People who think that they have the right to tell the truth all the time. I find that to be despicable.

Yeah. That's a presumptuous of them. Very. Yeah. Don't tell the truth for the, for the good of society. Just tell everyone you're banging women like the rest of us. Yeah. Yeah, don't tell the truth. For the good of society, just tell everyone you're banging women like the rest of us. Yeah.

I guess I was just surprised at the reaction to finding out that this woman was asexual. And I was like, well, she's a woman. What do you mean? Yeah, they're all... Like 90% of them. You have to put a shitload of work... You have to put so much work into women to turn them on,

it seems like abuse almost. It's so much that they're like i guarantee i could love bomb jayden to the point where she would have sex with me is that who's that that's the girl that came out as asexual what does she look like uh well she only posts herself as a cartoon she's a good looking cartoon that's good for me so can look for Jaden J-A-I-D-E-N J-A-I-D-E-N Animations What's funny is There are like

Rule 34 boards Of her getting railed And they're all having A little crisis of confidence Cause they're like Oh this is all Non-canon now She wouldn't fuck

Scrooge McDuck She doesn't even like To have sex Women could say Like I only wanna have sex women could say like i only want to have sex they have to give you an an in right they can't you can't say i'm no i'm asexual because then even fantasizing about it's rape yeah you know they have to say i'm gonna go with it yeah no like a straight woman right like well it'll get me to the you know maybe we maybe we see each

other at starbucks or something across the way and we Maybe we see each other At Starbucks or something Across the way And she's all pissed off And horny or something That day And then she's Sucking my cock In the bathroom or something

Right It's possible It's possible But if they say asexual There's no possible Any fantasy I have is rape Right Because they didn't want it

Yeah So they've got to say like Well Maybe a prostitution type scenario Or at least they're being That's still rape Prostitutes get have is rape right because they didn't want it yeah so they've got to say like well maybe a prostitution type scenario or at least they're being compensated prostitutes if they're asexual yes this prostitute's still a woman and they get turned on but if they're an asexual money then no and it's rape no women women get turned on by money that's true that's also true women get way more turned on by money than anything else we can offer.

But if the prostitute says, I'm asexual, I'm like, well, I mean, you've wrecked the fantasy in my head. Destroyed it. You've messed this up. I guess that's another point is, Jaden, you've really destroyed

everyone's ability to beat off the cartoon porn of you. Wait, here's a picture of her. Oh, is that her? Well, I don't know. I guess so, yeah. She's not a bad looking lady. Oh, she's her? Well, I don't know. I guess so, yeah. She's not a bad looking lady. Oh, she's not asexual.

Not for long. We're going to get canceled for this. She literally has millions of followers. If they hear this, please share this with the Jaden communities.

I want them to know. This is just for you. We're going to fix you. What? Look at her working that sword. She's swinging that sword around. Baby, come on. Oh, no. We're going to get canceled. What? Look at her working that sword She's swinging that sword around Baby Oh no Oh no

We're gonna get cancelled I just Swirl that flag No, Jayden No Your bird here Don't look at a picture of a bird Leave her bird alone

Leave her bird out of this I could come all over this guard Jayden, I support your right To not have any romantic anything. I do feel like maybe at some point you'll give it a try.

I'll give it a try. That's all I can say. Is this transphobic? I don't know. I don't know. Am I going to get banned from every tech platform for saying this?

I don't know. Oh, look at this. She's posting this phallic shit. Oh my God god she's got a picture of a concrete wow she posted a lot of pictures of this fucking bird yeah uh anyway to all the jayden fans who are sad that you no longer have any ability to fantasize about jayden she shouldn't have done that to you i would never do that to you i like to leave it open yeah for all the women in the straight but You ever get

You ever get like Lady collars Like lady Like notes Messages It's my favorite thing It's the only thing I like In life

Really Yeah It's fun Have you A couple times What do they say They say I've recently transitioned

And I was wondering if You'd like to suck my recently transitioned And I was wondering if You'd like to suck my lady cock And I go What? No no no Oh Well they say for real

I have had I have had some Yeah some guys Want me to talk shit About their penises I think I don't remember Really?

Let's talk dirty to them Yeah Did you? No no Cause their penis was too big? Well no cause I'm not No Yeah I guess If there's a big penis What can I say? them yeah did you no no because their penis was too big well no because i'm not no yeah i guess if there's a big penis what can i say

that's my rule yeah that's what i say to get like i'm straight but i mean i'll suck a cock if it's big enough i just said i'm like you gotta really uh you really gotta work on some of these femboys are not trying hard enough Oh why? Why not? The important part of the femboy equation is the fem aspect Oh Can't just throw on a pair of striped stockings and go to town Alright They gotta shave and stuff?

Yeah they do have to shave And uh I feel like I shouldn't need to have that discussion with them We're starting there Right I go you should know this you should know this instinctively my problem is a asexual pride pride asexual uh asexuality yeah just i don't know something about it me too uh performative asexuality oh Oh. We'll figure it out.

Mine is my problems were laws that make you lie. Yeah. And love bombing the idea. Mine is the unbearable silence of our technological overlords. Okay. Go to biggestproblem.show. I'll put those up in a minute. I'm sorry if I'm low energy today.

I'm just beaten down by the world. You're all messed up. You're not used to this world like I am. I thought I was, but it just keeps getting worse it's just like every time i think we might be turning a corner i can't believe they banned destiny i don't even like destiny that much just what it represents to me of like he's your guy no he's like a left-leaning, like, taking down the neo-Nazis and the ethno-state, whatever the fucks. And he's got all the good, you know, he's a little out there, but in a good way. You're aware that we live in a concentration camp run by warmongers and pedophiles, right?

That's part of the problem. Is that not? I know. Did you forget that? Why would they want a guy? This is a reminder of that. This is a reminder. You gotta wake guy? This is a reminder of that. This is a reminder. You gotta wake up every day and remind yourself of that.

I wake up every day and hate banks like women hate water and exercise. Destiny felt like one of the protected ones. The only one who gets by is fucking Hassan. Yeah, because he's a shitbag. Yeah, because he's a shitbag who does nothing for anything. He poisons minds. Yeah, he's the... He's a total shitbag.

He's the worst one. He's raising slaves. He's the He's a total shitbag He's the worst one He's raising slaves He's like He's just A million times worse Raising mulch Even if you don't like Destiny You know Hasan is worse

And Hasan is Like evil Flat out Yeah No redeeming Characteristics And he's just on there

With millions of followers And dollars He's a raw nerve of emotion. Blazoning generation. No thought. Same as Vouch. Both of them are just fucking retarded. Yeah.

And they have fans. R.I.P. They're teaching. R.I.P. to Destiny and Mr. Girl. Okay. Let's do some voicemails. Let's do it. Then we'll do our bonus episode.

And we will be reading your superchats shortly. Biggest problem in the universe. Censoring of porn search words. So you used to be able to. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You used to just be able to type in 12-year-old. And now.

Young teen. And that would get you like a not-fat girl that was not over 40. Young teen? That would get you like a good-looking girl. Wait a minute. Young teen. Well, what point is young? 18, 19 is not... Teen is like 13.

I don't know if young teen was the right term. Could I be sending this guy's phone number to the 18 you could put 18 in a porn search right you put petite petite

those words are bad now because that means you're a pedo if you like teens or young people don't give that and if you don't

this is we write in chat I think they just censor that too they're just like against you. They give a much fat trans people. But yeah, it's really, I think that's the reason that there's all this sister porn now. Because that's the only way you can find a young hot teen.

It's just type in sister because you know that's like somewhat appropriately aged younger woman. It's just not disgusting. Nobody's looking for a 40 year old fat, overweight trans, 40 year old don't say trans teen daughter alright I fucked that up

I'm angry about them censoring these basic fucking porn totally right he's totally right but I'm going to make the argument that babysitter is the term that should be popular, not sister. Yeah, but babysitter implies that the boy is young. That's not good.

It's like the babysitter came over and then not that the kids there. The dad's fucking the babysitter? Yeah, yeah. Maybe they want two skinny guys. Because if you say babysitter. You got to pay the babysitter. Oh, I don't have any money. He's gonna be some big fucking slob.

I hate porn. Yeah. There's this porn actress. What is her name? Addison Laurie or something like that. Okay. She only fucks this gigantic, disgusting fat guy who's like mugging in the camera.

She's hotter than hell and her tits are massive. She has an ugly face. And he ruins it He ruins it By just being like So over the top I guess if you want If you want the male actor

To also be young Yeah I guess you do need to You gotta do brother sister Brother sister But can't They should have left out The young part

Yeah Just that teen They gotta be Make it cousins at least Brother sister Everyone's getting Kiss kissing cousins that's what you're cousins yeah a lot of cousins desperate all right let's see here uh hey guys the biggest problem in the universe is that no one uh acknowledges that i acknowledge my privilege

oh yeah i've got all this privilege and you know i keep acknowledging it yeah to the point where i go up to black people and i say hey man your life sucks you know i don't know what else to do no one is thanking me for acknowledging right how much privilege i have yeah that's cool so yeah i have so many built-in advantages that you'll never be able to achieve I'm just acknowledging it I'm just acknowledging it out there see but like if a woman basically I will survive a police encounter at a far not so much me not so much no no you're saying to them blackman you would have a privilege time. Privilege is funny, right? You would have a tougher time. Because if the woman walks up to you,

you got to say like, ma'am, like a bunch. Yes, ma'am. Yeah. Your dick's looking great today, miss. You're looking real good, miss.

But then a black guy walks up and you're like, you got to pretend that their dick doesn't even exist. Pretty much. Yeah. What a conundrum. I don't know how long it's going to be

until I get banned from everything. That's the problem, is the lack of community. If somebody would just come to me and say, hey, Vito, I noticed on your last video you talked about this. Yeah. Just stop talking about that.

At least I would go, well, okay. I wouldn't. I would talk about it more. Well, I would talk about it on Cozy or Odyssey or whatever the fuck. They want you to die, though, Vito. I know't. I would talk about it more. Well, I would talk about it on Cozy or Odyssey or whatever the fuck. They want you to die, though, Vito. I know. They don't want you to make money in a sensible way.

They want you dead. Well, I was talking about this with Mr. Girl. It seems like the only thing they want on Twitch is the most unhealthy person possible. Somebody who, for eight hours long, is a cartoon robot who plays Minecraft without having any human emotions or beliefs or of any kind yeah and they're showing that to kids and they're going you too could grow up to play roblox for eight hours a day yeah well until you turn into a teenager then you're going to watch these whores in hot tubs yeah we've got a nice selection of whores and hot tubs for you and at no point will any of them have a actual human discussion on anything that

affects them or the world around them. We think ninjas must have gone insane. The only thing that matters is CDA 230. That's it. There's only two things that matter in this world. It's CDA 230 and passing the original First Amendment. That's all. You know how they have a minimum for the

amount of hours you have to stream if you're a Twitch partner or whatever? There should be a maximum. That amount of hours you have to stream every, if you're a Twitch partner or whatever? Yeah. There should be a maximum. That's not what they're about. No, because you're turning these people into psychopaths. How is Destiny a real human being anymore, the amount he's streaming? I don't know how Nick streams so much. Yeah.

They're going to lose their minds. Weren't you fighting with, did you go on Nick's show last week? I went on Nick's show. We fought about the fucking bill. That bill that was protecting children and we had a great debate and his whole audience goes those cringe and gay and I'm like no it wasn't shut up you watched

these guys yeah you got these guys have bitch eating cracker syndrome what's that that's when you somebody does something that is perfectly reasonable and you go I can't believe that bitch is eating crackers again we're just unreasonably mad because you've been told you have to I also went on Drunken Peasants

Oh you did? Yeah Wow You're making the rounds I'm making the rounds I'm a great guest You are a great guest Everyone who hates me is an idiot

I don't know about that Even if you disagree with me For the pedophile veto Hi Hey How many children of gay parents Do you think are even in a school system That anyone needs to invest Any amount of time effort or energy on this?

Oh right, the minorities. Why would the LGBT perverse pedo community be spending so much money, effort, and time campaigning against this bill if they weren't using K-3 or K-4 as a grooming ground to groom young children into chemically castrating themselves to be tranny oh whoa whoa

whoa you can't be saying that stuff they're coming after the silence is coming for us yeah I don't know what's

wrong with people thank you honey I'll play another one uh transphobe homophobe transphobe I never watched

I didn't even talk about the trans aspect of the bill. I was specifically focused on sexual orientation. Transformers. Did you watch that show growing up? No. No, you didn't? No.

There was a guy. Sounds like 86, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How old are you? When were you born? Around that time. Oh, I was born in 80. Yeah.

So Transformers was big for me. I would pretend to be a Transformer, think about it all day. There was this guy in the Transformers. He worked with Decepticons, trying to get them access. When they couldn't do human stuff, he would go be their emissary, set up scams and companies and stuff. That's the guy. I always loved that guy.

I was like, that's the guy. That's the real guy. I want to be that guy. Yeah, I want to be that guy. It was like a human being helping the Decepticons? Yeah. And that was what you wanted to be as a child? Yeah. I was to be that guy Yeah I want to be that guy It was like a human being Helping the Decepticons Yeah And that was what you wanted To be as a child

Yeah Like that guy knows What's going on That says a lot Explains a lot I remember watching Like oh awesome He's back

He's like bad Fuck you Spike Fucking hammer him He would always win too Always get away Fucking crazy scientist man That's my guy Okay

Hey Dick and Vito You know the most annoying part of the easy mode activists is that every souls game including elden ring already has an easy mode and it's called multiplayer if you're stuck on a boss or a tough area you can literally just summon some dude who is over leveled as shit to just be part of the game for you that's true now the easy seem to either not know about this at all because none of them would even think about who is over-leveled as shit to just be part of the game for you. That's true. Oh, really? Now, the easy-going activists seem to either not know about this at all because none of them would even think about touching these games, or they just don't care because they think the only way to design a game

with varying difficulties is to have a dumb, boring menu setting. But let's say for a minute that for whatever reason a player doesn't have internet access while playing these games. Like, I never had PlayStation Plus, so I couldn't summon during Bloodborne or Dark Souls 3. Even in a situation like that, there is yet another video in these games

that's called over-leveling. Over-leveling has been a major challenge for RPGs more or less since they started. Point is, Dig and Vito, that easy mode activists don't understand the design of the games that they go after they don't care yeah if from software committed to adding a baby mode to

every single game they make in the future these people still would not buy them there is no reason to find something different about these games to complain about until it resembles some paint by numbers ubisoft open world game yeah i just wish people could get it through their heads, but sometimes... It's like a graduation speech. Did he write this down? I don't know. He must have wrote it down.

Very into video games. Very articulate individual. Yeah. Yeah, no, in those games... Watch out with that. Right before... It's articulate for the percentage of people, whatever. Yeah, in those games, there's usually like a summon point,

so you can summon another player to help you with a boss battle yeah or uh summon some ghosts and shit um okay last one hey dick hey veto hey here's my problem russian scapegoat and foreign import exports boy do i love being uh being told that, gas prices are rising up because of the whole Russian occupation of Ukraine. You know, all the inflation we're having, it's because of Russia. And now we're going to have food shortages because of Russia. In case you didn't know about the last one, Russia and Ukraine are some of the world's largest exporters of wheat.

Which is used in everything, including even animal feed. So even meat prices are going to go sky high. But you know what I love about all this stuff that's just blaming Russia? Is that all of it is because we're all importing and exporting, sorry,

we're importing everything foreign goods because we got to protect the environment. In fact, Vito, the guy that you so love so much that you voted for him five million times. Exactly. The first thing he did in office said, fuck domestic production of goods and oil. We're going to do it all foreign. We're going to import all of our oil from other countries. We're going to make sure we're going to go and suck more

OPEC cock and take in more foreign imports from China and the like I'm sorry fossil fuels? so you don't want any oil? eventually eventually that was literally

the first thing that Biden did in office was stop domestic production of all shit in America to protect the environment. And nobody fucking remembers this. Barely anybody talks about it. Everybody is like a fucking drone

retorting, oh, it was Russia. Oh, it was just a byproduct of COVID. It was eventually. No, it wasn't. It's not a byproduct of COVID. It's not a byproduct of COVID. It was eventually... No, it wasn't. It's not a byproduct of COVID. It's not a byproduct of Russia. Russia has no impact on oil production in America whatsoever. It has no impact on inflation in America whatsoever. If anything, it's just because we print out so much money here.

Inflation, no. You're right about that. But it's also because all of our shit is foreign. Go fuck yourself Vito Educate yourself before you fucking vote for a guy 5 million times because of No more mean tweets It has nothing to do with mean tweets

Why do I always bring up mean tweets It's got nothing to do with that That's the only reason to not vote for Trump That is not the only reason There's numerous reasons not to vote for Trump Name one other reason. The most important one now is all that election nonsense. That, if anything, disqualifies

it forever. That makes you vote against Trump is because he wants fair and open elections? Because he wants fair and open elections. Because he wants transparent elections and processes. What's wrong with that? It's claiming that... whatever. Claiming that they're not?

We do not have enough Claiming that you cannot easily audit We do not have enough time Here All I know is that The Tequiram Wheat Fund Is up 1.73% today, Dick Oh, is that That's the fund you're going into?

You haven't bought Wheat Futures yet? No What about Potash? Potash Crop Nutrients No, I haven't bought that Potash is What about Miracle Grow? Is that in there? No, I haven't bought that. Potash is a miracle grow. Is that in there?

No, but I bought all the, all the solar weed stock weed stocks. You buying any of those? I should have bought way more of them. I think I was going to wake up and buy them today, but I was too hung over. Same thing.

I totally forgot. And they went up 18% today. No, did they really? Yeah. You didn't see it. They're up like 20%. I fucking meant to

yesterday at like 3. I was like, alright, set an alarm, wake up, buy a bunch of fucking weed options. Oh, dude, they're all up 20%. Oh, fucking tell me my please don't have my search history on here. Why, were you looking them up?

I have like 50 shares of some shitty one. I'm like, wow, I wish I had way more than that. God, God damn it. Why didn't you set an alarm? Because I was drunk. All my solar stocks are doing really well. I won't buy those on principle. Okay, here, read this.

If oil keeps going up, those are going to be worth a fortune. Solar? Yeah, because if oil hits $200 a gallon, people are going to want to heat their houses with solar. How the fuck are you going to make solar panels if oil is $200 a barrel? We'll find a fortune. Solar? Yeah, because if oil hits $200 a gallon, people are going to want to heat their houses with solar. How the fuck are you going to make solar panels if oil's $200 a barrel? We'll find a way. What are you going to make it with? Magic? Everything gets made with oil.

I know everything gets made with oil, but regardless, people are going to want the panels. Where are they going to come from? Don't take my stock advice. We'll meet back here in a year. Oh, that's your advice? Buy solar? Amazing stock tips you got any others buy oil suck short racism okay don't buy dove all right we got some uh super chats here starting with dominic for two dollars dick finally looks like a white man with this camera cool yeah. Yeah, we're figuring out the coloring.

Umpty Madu for fives. Step siblings is obviously the easiest way to broaden demographics. People just skip around and ignore the dialogue. Pandering in your title gets easy views. All right. Is he like a porn expert? I don't know. We got a lot of these guys.

I need a porn expert to actually call in or something. Colonel J for five says Vito use paypig.org more Everyone should Can you set up paypig.org so if I tweet Something it will automatically Double post it on paypig Look man I need more people

I just got a lot of things that I'd like to set it up In Pluroma Cause if it was automatic that it posted to both places Then you know I could double up I might just move everything to verified.af because I own that. Verified as fuck. That's a good one. And you just run it through me.

Send me a picture of your cock and I'll get you up there. Sounds good. Rare state cubes for five says nuclear dust on my cheek rubble at my feet. Trans army at my door. Biden rambling some more. Now everything is a mess. Remember Vito voted for this. That's a good poem. That was a good poem. Okay.

Jason Reed for $10. Thank you, Jason. When can you have Sean join just so we can hear him laughing in the background? I would up my Patreon just to hear it. We'll bring up your Patreon first. Yeah, we'll see. We gotta hit 4K on the Patreon. That's the goal. Yeah, we need that.

Because then me and Dick can split it evenly. Yeah. That'd be nice. Up your pledge. Don't forget we're going to have a bonus episode, The Biggest Problems in Batman, available on the Patreon at patreon.com. I can't wait for that.

The biggest problem. My Batman problem is going to fucking destroy you. Mine might be not that good. We'll see. I have actual Batman problems, so who knows? Me too. Zarthur says...

What do you mean actual? I'm just saying I've thought about Batman a lot and I have some things to say. All right, we'll get into it and people will hear it on the bonus episode. Dick's looking at me

like I'm an asshole. Zarthur... You just said that you thought about Batman more than me. All right, maybe you think about Batman more than me you all right maybe you think about batman more than me i don't know zarthur for 10 says veto voted for this trump's federal comptroller put in place a regulation where banks have to say why you're banned and they can't do it for no reason set to go into effect april 2020 biden canceled it on day one. That's true. Trump also let the Patriot Act expire.

Yeah. Don't you think that's pretty fucking... Who else would do that? Why does he gotta be... Yeah, okay. Who else would let the Patriot... Any one of those motherfuckers would have said, yeah, renew 100%. Yeah. Look, I'm not saying that Trump never did anything I didn't like, okay? Or something...

Trump did good things. Only. No, not only, and that's the problem what did he do that you didn't like honestly one just one i'm telling you that whole election the election was stolen and the ballots but that was after the election what did he do before before yeah he did a couple uh i'd have to go back let me ask you something if you're the way he talked about nuclear weapons I did not like what? he was like

well you know my nuke you guys fuck you you know I'm like don't even talk like that why have the weapons if you're not gonna threaten them

leaving the parish climate accords is a big thing for me I do care about global warming don't fucking laugh this is why I didn't even want to talk about it

global warming is a very real problem. For whom? For everyone. For humanity. Oh. This is why I didn't want to bring it up. We don't have time for this shit. Bring it up next week. I'll bring in the Paris Climate Jack-Off Accords.

Okay. Thank you to Zarthur for 10. Dozerman for 20 says Vito blows. Thank you for spending $20 on that. Harvey Light goes for $20. I love that the biggest super chats are always telling me I'm a piece of shit. Fuck you.

Yeah. Harvey Light goes for $20. Why do you want it? What's wrong with global warming? We should bring in Dr. Kevin. He'll tell you global warming is great Remember that guy we brought in? Yeah

Nuclear physicist He'd be a good guy Don't talk to me like I'm an old man No, no, no, I'm just saying He'd be a good guy to bring in for the Yeah, does he believe in global warming? Yeah, but he thinks it doesn't matter Yeah, it doesn't

He's like, it's totally fine Of course Well, maybe he'll change my mind I believe him Why is your mind made up already? I believe your fucking shit. Can we just finish the super chats? Perfect Light Goes for 20 says the

beyond part of the Crown Act is for places like the airport where black women trigger security checkpoints disproportionately due to their hair. Oh. The book Invisible Woman has a bunch of other examples. Well, yeah, because they could be hiding like shurikens in there and shit. So I can go through now with like a big fucking giant. Yeah, you, because they could be hiding like shurikens in there and shit. So I can go through now with like a big fucking giant

Yeah, you can hide an AK-47 in there. You don't know. You don't know me. I'll walk through. PopQuiz for $2 gives us a super sticker. What is that? Is this a slushy cup? I don't know. Does it say something?

It's tired. Thank you for sending us a slushy cup sticker thanks pop quiz this is technology folks they they don't have time to talk to us about why they're destroying our lives but they have time to design little stickers and they don't have to i know they don't have to i want them to then you have to vote morally wrong you have to vote for republicans okay you have to vote for Republicans. You have to. I'm saying, can you guys just run a guy who's not a psychopath, moron, nutjob? Why? How would a non-psychopath function in this system?

Do you realize the insanity of what you're saying? I'll vote for Trump. Fine. Just vote Republican. I'm not voting for anything. Yes, you're going to lose some rights for some people. Yeah, they're going to take abortion away from all the women. Oh, God forbid.

I don't want them to do that. That's fucked up. Fuck them. You're going to get your internet moderation figured out. They want to take gay marriage away. They really do. Good. Take straight marriage away.

Are you fucking kidding me? Half of gay marriage away. They really do. Good. Take straight marriage away. Are you fucking kidding me? Half of gay marriage. Oh, no. I'm going to do for five. Why do the super chats always devolve into me being just relentlessly shit on? Because you're saying retarded stuff. For $5, he says, I once spoke to a psychologist who told me that all three of the asexual clients he had He was able to persuade into trying it and all three liked it. It's fake Sounds like a shady ass psychologist

He's like, well, why don't you try fucking me and we'll see if you still like it I just like women are so easy to turn on. I don't believe you I do read a lot of stories about asexuals going Oh and then I actually got laid And I enjoyed it immensely Yeah Just say like weird Like grotesque stuff Violent stuff and then

Nice stuff It's the swing Well Jack Sexton for 5 says Vito if you're interested on easy mode activists And the overly woke trying to pile on video games check out the youtuber you almost got it well he's and I suck cocks you could say that I can't say that because then you have the clip oh oh he's trying to get a clip for the board oh okay you just gave him a view I don't care yeah you'll say it all the time I think I've also already said it perfectly this one's funnier

yeah it's kind of funnier that it's just terrible pervy like goes for 20 says saying you just have not found the right person to have sex with to an asexual person is it similar to saying you've just not found the right man slash woman to a gay person why does it matter who cares yes i do say that to gay women well yeah a lot of lesbians also. And gay men have fucked women. Yeah. Like. People get really in their heads and believe that they've figured themselves out.

About binary sexuality. Sometimes. Some things you got to try before you know whether you like them or not. And then you kind of fuck up sometimes. Well, you know. Yeah, sometimes. I guess I fucked that chick. Oh, whoops.

Yeah, well, I didn't like her peeing on me But at least I tried it And that's what's important And I tried it again And I tried it a couple more times I knew I didn't like it But I did it anyway They told me that I did it wrong

The first time So I signed up for a course Like is there a jack off a sexual Like well I didn't want To jerk off six times today But I did Yeah So sorry

Rydog for five says Why didn't I live stream for the bonus episodes? I don't know. We could maybe do one. We'll think about it. Yeah, we'll think about it. We could make it members only. We'll think about it.

Then you have to become a member. Yeah. Rare Steak Cube says, all bird people are asexual. Impossible to go at it with birds squawking. Not surprised they have so many pictures of birds and conveniently come out. Maybe that is the problem she's running into.

Oh yeah, because it fucks up the mood every time. I think it would be hard for successful women like that to get aroused. Because they have so much money. So that's not arousing

anymore. Right. Because normally what's attractive about a man is Yeah So that's not Like you gotta That's not arousing Arousing anymore Right Right Yeah Cause normally what's attractive About a man Is the idea That he's gonna take care of you

With his money She doesn't have that She doesn't have that Cause she's already taken care of Yeah I wonder if more rich women Are asexual I bet they are

Oh yeah I bet so too Yeah Well I tell you what We got wagey rage For a big Fifty dollars dick Wowie zowie. We need some sort of soundboard cue for that.

What do you got? How about this one? I suck, Cox. No, not that one. That's not the right one. Literally, like, that's exactly not the one that you should press. It says, my problem is the way my local jazz band operates. I go to hear good music, but it all ends up being a lame tube affair.

Yeah. Fuck! He got me! Ah! I suck. Fucking shit! He got me! Oh, that was really good.

That was really good. You didn't even get that he got me is how good that was. And Dick, you make enough money money Let Vito have this one I'll take the 50 Purvy Light goes going $1 over At $51 Screw Vito Dick you keep all of this one Okay

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Come back to Twitter. Well, I'm not on Twitter, but I do have a guy handling it for me and you can find him at ItalianXComedy. He loses his temper a lot, too. He loses his temper a lot

and fights with a lot of people. He should probably stop. Bob Foobski for five says, thanks, Gubenheimers. And 10S for two says he cares about global warming but not a vegan. Lol. I would be vegan if I could. What the hell does that mean? I've already said that I'm okay with a...

I finally had Beyond Meat. Have you had Beyond Meat? No. The fake animal meat? Well, you haven't tried it. But it's like I've had beyond meat. Have you had beyond meat? No. The fake animal meat? Well, you haven't tried it. But it's like, I've had beans. Okay. So, like what?

It's not meat. Like, I've had a bean paste. Okay. It was pretty good. What was good about it? It's full of sodium. It's like, it's bad for you. It's unhealthy.

It is unhealthy. That's the weirdest thing. So is being a vegan. Yeah, it's as bad if not bad for you it's unhealthy it is unhealthy that's the weirdest thing so it's being a vegan yeah it's as bad it's as bad if not worse for you than actual meat okay we're doing a bonus episode thanks everyone i love you it was a real tube affair i can't believe it's tube affair. Not tube. You're close enough. You're close enough. Okay. And.