The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 37

Episode Date: April 23, 2022

Seed oil disrespecters, Women's tears, Fake mobile game ads, No more comedies

Yeah, give us a good scat right now That's pretty good. Thank you. I'm a scat man You're a scat man. My family was a scatman and I am a scatsman myself. I eat poop. I eat poop. And I'm a homosexual. You are the loathsome dung eater, a popular character in the new video game Elden Ring, which you should play. Oh, that's what that's from. Yeah, the dung eater. You see a lot of dung eater talk. No, I've just seen a meme. You fucking dung eater. Oh, there's memes for days. All right, where's the super chats? Let's get going with the super chats because we've got to get out of here. The super chats are working

and the only way is if someone donates money. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do it. Shit, I forgot the rhyme. And I fucking, I fucked that up. Wow, you can fuck up everything. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why didn't that restart? I don't know. I have to let it go all the way through? What the fuck kind of system is

this? Yeah. It pauses? There's got to be a way to make it so it res way through? What the fuck kind of system is this? That's, yeah. It pauses? There's got to be a way to make it so it resets it every time on Steam Deck. Who would want a Steam Deck that paused in the middle? I don't know. Maybe there's a way to make it. Let's see. Action, play, stop. So can you make it action?

Stop usually goes back to the play slash restart. Holy shit. Well, it gives you more options. Who would want that? You have more options every time. I didn't think of a rhyme. I'm going to think of one on the fly. No, you're not. I'm going to do it. Alright. Oh, yeah.

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The winner of last week's media consolidation Media consolidation. Yeah. And spoiler frustration. See how easy that was? Boom. Boom. It's me.

Yeah, you're the winner. Boom. Pow. Wah. Boom, right over here. Yeah, you're really knocked out of the park there. Consolidate your media on these nuts. Yeah.

Vito. Well, the media is becoming consolidated. Though we'll see. Yeah. Mediaito. Well, the media is becoming consolidated. Though we'll see. Yeah. Media's falling apart. Netflix is falling apart. Oh, yeah. Well, it's because of conservative.

Because they got too woke, man. Yeah, man. Those boycotts are really, it's too woke. Conservatives, their house, car's not working. Fucking too woke. That's why. Yeah. Fucking my gas.

That's what I want to tell people is I'm like, look. Chevron's been too woke and now my car doesn't work because the gas is. The show's just fucking suck. A woke additive. And nobody wants to watch them. Well, also. They're not woke. All the other companies are pulling their IP back.

Yeah, that's true. HBO Max and, you know. Yeah, Netflix doesn't have any access to all the Marvel shit anymore. They don't have real reasons. Yeah, right. Business reasons. No dick, they got woke. They got woke because they put black elves

In the thing They put a black elf That wasn't Netflix Well you know It's all the same to me Yeah It also has to do with the fact That they pulled out of Russia

And lost Wasn't it like 10% of their subscription base I broke my ankle Cause you've been being so woke Yeah stop woken it up Go woke Go broke

Go woke Get broke I'm tired of that shit i'm just kidding we're just gonna see us military's gone pretty woke are they going broke anytime soon is that they're doing pretty good they're doing good right taking all the more money uh came in second dick living in the ghetto living in the ghetto should have been number one true problem people probably voted you down. I think rich white people who have never experienced the horrors of the ghetto, as I have, as a, what do you call it, from the streets type individual as I am. Let's call it softball when you say, as I have. What do you call me?

Yeah. As a true blue American, I've experienced the horror of the street. So what are you saying? That white people voted this problem down? Yeah, because they don't understand what it's like for us ghetto boys, as they call us. You call yourself the ghetto boys? Well, we did when we were in the ghetto. The GBs?

I forgot to tell my great ghetto story, though. Tell it. Here's a great example of living in the ghetto. Okay. I was living with a bunch of uh you know we're a bunch of white kids ain't got a bunch of gay men yeah pretty much okay all living in a shitty ghetto apartment and we go shoo you know what would be fun we just kind of move to this la area why don't we go on like a fun driving around adventure but the the driveway to

the house was only one car wide and for some reason somebody would always you know there's like a parking lot in the back but then you get out there's only one car yeah and somebody would always be like well i'll just park here and we're like well don't park there because then we can't get out so of course somebody's parked there so we very gently you know kind of honk the horn like hey whoever's inside you know your car's here right because you come out and move it yeah they come out they're fighting yeah i mean it was a gentleman of color i don't know they go relevant they go well they have certain struggles just describe the car i'm just saying he's driving a pontiac stand no comments are

necessary about his race because that's irrelevant well i'm just saying maybe it informed his particular dice in the mirror he might might have experienced some sort of institutionalized racism that led him to react negatively. Because he was also yelling with his girlfriend. They were having some sort of fight. And he was going, why do you make me do this, bitch? Why do you make me do this? As he took a hammer and smashed in

every window of his own car. Really? And we just slowly backed up and we went, I don't think we're going on an adventure today. Just imagine four. Wait a minute. You guys are trying to pull out of your driveway. We're trying to leave the driveway.

His car is like blocking us. Okay. And he goes to his own car and smashes in every window. Why do you make me do this? And we just slowly back up and we're like, let's just go back inside. They're clearly going through something. Did he smash the windshield too? Yes. The windshield, all the

side windows. And then like a week later he's talking to my buddy and he goes, man, windows are expensive. Why was someone talking to him? He's like, do you know how much it costs to get all that glass replaced? We're like, well, maybe don't smash it in with a hammer because you're having an argument with your girlfriend or whatever. Just get window insurance yeah do you have you have drywall insurance i should i do i love putting holes in drywall do they actually have

drywall of a fight yeah i just start punching holes in drywall and i say i scream this doesn't count as domestic abuse because i'm hitting the wall. Right. And I scream it so the neighbors hear it. They're not confused. Domestic abuse is in the news. What happened to the guy? Oh, I don't know. What happened to his wife? I don't know.

They all just ended up getting arrested at some point. The cops were always pulling people out of there for the stupidest reason. Yeah. Golden Gray Chicago, my old man bashes his windows out with a hammer because his wife made him do it. At least our upstairs neighbors are coked. Then one day a man gets a hammer. Yeah. Gets a hammer in the ghetto.

Yeah. Man, I have a lot of ghettos. It's just a terrible place to be. So anyone who says the ghetto is a good place and that it's a myth invented by Whitey, I've lived through it, my friends. It's real. Do people in real life say that? I don't know. I don't know anymore.

I think there are progressive activists who seem to think that everything is like a weird institutional lie. And that you go to the ghetto and it's just the land of milk and honey. It's Sesame Street. No, dude, it's the guy that counts shit over there There's this dude that lives in like a trash portal To another universe

Everybody's teaching each other math equations For fun You gotta watch out for Grover He'll come up and fuck up your math Incompetently Stop throwing numbers in there Roadside death shrines Number three And spoiler Nazis Roadside Death Shrines. Yeah. Number three.

And spoiler Nazis. Roadside Death Shrines. This adds senses. Hey, Dick and Vito. There's a pro to Roadside Death Shrines you missed. Say you get a little too drunk the night before and made a pass at your wife's sister. Free flowers. What do you think about that?

That was in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. You remember that one? Oh, no. I don't watch that show. You got to watch it. You got to watch it. Larry keeps going. His friend's mother died.

As a spoiler, not to spoil it for you. He keeps taking flowers from the grave site. He's like, he's never going to notice. Then he comes over and he's like, where'd you get those fucking flowers? It's like a whole fucking thing. Good episode. Solid episode. Benjamin Swearingen said, I knew a guy in college

Who got into an accident Not his fault And watched the passenger die When he went to retrieve her From the flipped car Yeah He had to pass her memorial On the way to and from campus

For two years While he was attending school That's gotta to feel good. Aren't memorials, like, why do you put them in a place you're going to see them all the time? Well, that's what we made. Why do you think cemeteries have fences? So, you know, you keep the sadness locked

away from the rest of us. You can keep furries from raping the bodies. Yeah, that's part of it, too. Reese Mars, let's see. Tim Johnson says, that little bit you said about the nick cage movie has made me less excited to see it that short sentence was enough to kill what little hype i had for a fun movie vote down spoiler nazis i think i think the importance of the spoiler nazi thing is yeah yes if you spoil like a brand new thing right i understand that but if

you're spoiling like old media or like a tiny piece of media like somebody brought up their friend got mad because he's like oh yeah that new uh video game they have pause you can pause the game now in the middle of it and he goes how could you spoil that for me and he's like it's just a pause menu i'm sorry i got a couple uh things here ryan harville said roadside death signs. You have officially surpassed the title of edgelord and graduated to caddy sixth grader. Good work, Dick. Love you. What the fuck?

You're an edgelord for picking on What? You bring in comments anti-me? Yeah. What the fuck? You bring in comments shitting on me all the time. So? So now I get to turn it around. I don't see how that's warranted.

I'm just pulling comments. It happened to shit on you. That's not my fault. Okay, I didn't pull just comments that shit on you. You bragged about it being the first one and it being negative to me. How far did you have to scour to find one that was negative toward me? That one was voted to like the top.

Everybody was in agreement that something's wrong with you. You just pull in shitty. Okay. What's the next one? The rest of them aren't about you. I'm sorry. Our fan said, I was on board with the spoiler Nazi problem. And then I found myself upset.

They spoiled Attack on Titan, which was you. And I told you not to do that. Fuck you. Like two people said don't spoil again you're spoiling a thing that's like recent well they should have paid money to cancel that guy out all right the graduation like last episode he says what is this actual problems and not culture war shit fuck you culture war shit is important and jayman 1992 says dick and vito are right i'm gonna start trashing any roadside memorial I see more than once.

Wow. What are the cops going to do? Write paperwork about it? You got a good point. The cops don't give a shit. Can the cops arrest you for fucking? They can't. Kicking over flowers?

No. Yeah, they're on the street. Do whatever you want. It's trash. Yeah, it's literally. Actually, they should get a ticket for putting it out there. So there's free shit for you to take. if they leave something cool out there take it take the flowers like a neo geo yeah if there was oh if i saw a roadside memorial it's like here's all the

video games a brand new in the box neo geo my friend steal that from a grave recently committed suicide and you know it's tragic wow but in the back of my head, I'm like, would it be weird if I I'm looking for the wah, wah. I don't have any of those. You don't have the sad horn from, what do you call it? Price is Right? Wah, wah.

Anyway, I was thinking, I'm like, is it weird if I reach out to her family and go, listen, if you're gonna throw out her video games or anything, let me know. What did she have, Cooking Mama? No, she had a PlayStation and all that stuff. Can that be our official someone's died horn on the show? I was going to send that.

Are you going to bother her parents for a PlayStation? No, I'm not going to do it. But you had the thought, clearly. I did have the thought, yeah clearly yeah because I'm worried they're gonna just throw it all out she had you know like a bunch of ps1 rpgs and shit she didn't have a will for her playstation I'm kind of hoping that she like thought ahead and she's like I want to make sure veto gets all my games you know it's like you and your fucking suicide five hundred dollars shirt or whatever what is it the death grand five grand yeah yeah she should have maxed out her credit cards and bought me some shit yeah i don't know why i don't know why people who um are doing suicide

don't max out all their credit cards yeah and give it to their families or some shit how would they the the legal tussle to get it back would be? There would be none. Yeah. Like, yeah, go for it. Yeah, have fun. Repo all my gift cards that I've repaid with the Bitcoin that I spent through Tornado Cash. My uncle, my uncle's going in for heart surgery, and he bought a brand new Harley before he went under. Yeah, just for funsies. He woke up, because there was a big chance he wasn't going to make it. Yeah.

And he got out of it and his wife was like crying, so happy to see him. He's like, oh, by the way. He talked like fucking the coach from Major League. Yeah. By the way, I bought him the Harley. Before I went under, I bought that Harley. It's like a reward for surviving for me. Yeah.

She's like, well, can you send it? No, you can't send it. I bought it the number of's like a reward for surviving for me. Yeah, it's just like, well, can you send it? No, you can't send it. I bought it the number of days that you could not send it back. That's cool. What's a new Harley cost? I think that was like 40 grand. Yeah, I was going to say 30, 50. It was a while ago. I don't know.

Okay. Well, Dick has the winner. Why don't you lead us in here? Seed oil Why don't you lead us in here Um Uh Seed oil disrespectors Hmm Seed oil disrespectors, Dick Have you seen these guys?

You familiar with these guys? No, I'm not Seed oil disrespectors I'm still not sure what seed oils are Well, it's oil that comes Anything could be a seed oil You, me, seeds No, no Oil oils are well it's oil that come anything could be a seed oil you me seeds no no oil but seed oil is oil that comes from seeds like what but sunflower seeds or something okay flower

seeds i don't know why we have a rapeseed canola canola why do we have a uranus is a canola and a seed i don't know it's like a flower right i don't know uh unlike what do you mean you don't know. It's like a flower, right? I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? You brought in rapeseed. It's the seed oil disrespectors that I know. That's what you have a problem with. Because I saw some woman post on Twitter, post on the internet,

that the reason... They shouldn't be allowed to do that. They should not be allowed. Agreed. But see, if I say women posting online is, quote, free speech yeah everyone will think i'm saying it's a good thing you know yeah i'm just saying that's what it is i just i disavow it totally i don't want it to exist i don't want it to happen right i hate it yeah but it's free speech women talking yeah on the internet or anywhere else.

It's a sad reality. Right? Right. I'm the bad guy because I say it's free speech? Right? Yeah. I don't understand. Anyway.

It's what it is. Go on. Seed oil. Seed oil. I saw a woman say that before seed oils happened and people are ingesting seed oils left and right. Okay, prior to the... Prior to seed oils. Are seed oils considered artificial then?

I don't know. Okay. You could go in the sun all day and you don't need any kind of sunscreen. Like the seed oils sit in your body. Yeah, and that sailors, old sailors like Moby Dick would spend all day out in the sun They were perfectly fine Wasn't Moby Dick the whale? Even like Captain Ahab

In the book, Moby Dick Right, in Moby Dick Popeye the Sailor Man would spend all day outside and it would be fine And they could be invincible to the sun because of seed oils And I said, hold on a moment. I know what you're saying is nuts because you're a lady. And I keyed in on that immediately. Yeah.

What are you talking about? The seed oils? So I started poking around. And it's a whole meme culture that seed oils are killing us. This is the poison. Seed oils. Seed oils. So you got to go through whatever.

I don't even know how to get rid of seed oils, right? Well, I would need to know what a seed oil is. I'm going to look it up right now. I'm just looking at seeds. Okay, but like traditional fats such as olive oil, coconut butter, butter, ghee, and lard. You don't know ghee? That's clarified butter. The fuck is clarified. It's just like a special kind of butter

Okay, why do they say special? Okay, they make it different whatever industrial seed oils are a recent addition to the human diet the Consumption of industrial seed oils. There's why they're bad I went yeah, I went right to the source to figure out why because they're all over the place It's like every oil is a seed oil. Represent an evolutionary mismatch, Vito. Eating industrial seed oils raises our omega-6 fatty acid ratios

with significant consequences for your health. I thought omega-5s were good or whatever. Who the fuck knows about any of this shit? Industrial seed oils are unstable and oxidize easily you know how how uh much of a how much we all hate it when our oils oxidize easily i hate that right that's my that's my greatest fear contain harmful additives oh well shit they contain additives you say so is this this is like when

uh when white women get upset about like uh look what do you call high fructose corn syrup that's bad though i was just gonna say we've got actual bad things problem we've got actual bad things actual conspiracies that we know are bad that the government dumps money into like high fructose corn syrup we're all just paying to have it poison us and make us fat there's no reason to invent retarded

conspiracies about seed oils that are somehow making you vulnerable to the sun yeah but what if I want to go out in the sun all day and not wear sunblock you have to if you want to go out in the sun all day and not wear sunblock? You have to! You have to! If you want to go outside all day and not get

skin cancer and burn, you have to wear sunblock! It's something that we invented so you could do this! Or put a shirt on! I could avoid canola oil and then do whatever I want, because I'll be like a god at that point. Yeah, or you could avoid I don't know, rapeseed oil.

I don't know how to, I don't like look, it's like when it was a real fun time to say that you need like a stool to shit on. Remember that? Remember when everyone was all about the squatty potty? I have one of those. Me too. Do you use it?

No. I use it sometimes. I used it once and I'm like, what the fuck am I doing here? Why am I bending? I'm sure all this shit is getting out of my ass if I have a squatty potty. If I'm sitting like this or sitting on the fucking stool. You can't disrespect the squatty potty, Dick. Come on. It's cockamamie and ridiculous.

When you sit on a toilet normally, it's a U in your colon or whatever. This forms a straight line, so you're just dumping it right out. Oh, so if my colon is not the right way, when I spray eject shit like a torpedo into the toilet, it's mostly liquid anyway because it's half wild turkey. There'll be some kind of a kink involved there that I need to plan for. Remember when I brought in the the subject of hard shits to tear up your asshole standing straight up that's why i have a squat is that not good uh i'm pretty sure i could shit like that oh wow there we go shit in the woods have

you ever squat and taken a shit in the woods have i shit in the woods yeah uh yeah yeah you've shit you go to a fucking burning man and everything well that do they have toilets there well whatever you can't just shit anywhere you want. It's the desert. It's like a million miles. Is that what you think Burning Man is? 80,000 people just shitting wherever they want? Yeah, in the desert. It would be fun.

That would not be fun. Regardless, it's the best shit you're ever going to take. It's just squatting in the middle of the woods, dropping it out. That's why the Chinese do it. They're so smart. That's why they're taking over. I'm starting to think maybe the rapeseed people have a point. I mean, I don't want any more rapeseed.

If one of your goals in life is to not use sunblock, so you can just walk around outside like an asshole getting ultraviolet, like... Yeah. The idea that... No, no, no. The that a a retarded conspiracy full of terms that they that i know people don't understand versus the sun that you could see and hurts when you look at it and gets all over your skin yeah that this is the problem and not

the fucking sun but dick we evolved under the sun. Why would the sun hurt us? Clearly, it's the oils. Oils including corn oil, cottonseed oil, linseed oil, grapeseed oil, all terrible. It freaks me out. I don't like to question

what I'm doing wrong with my life. I don't like it. That's why I drink so much. That's why I'm a very volatile. That's why I have a very mercurial temper. That's why I don't have a lot of friends. So when I see it being foisted upon me in the forms of memes and technobabble and scientific gobbledygook, it annoys me. Have they reached the typical conspiracy theorist level

of it causes all cancers? Being about Jews? Well, yeah. There's two top levels. Either A, it causes cancer, or B, the Jews are responsible. Guess who owns all the sunflowers? Oh my God!

Did you know in the aftermath of World War II, as they were establishing Israel... That's why they went to Israel. Yeah, exactly. The cotton seeds are everywhere. The linseeds. Their Zionist computer calculated that that was the best place to grow seed oil. I would like to look into what Israel's major exports are.

I would not be surprised to see Palm kernel oil On there 110% seed oil Israel's exports Oh my god It's all adding up What a problem

Seed oil disrespectors Just fucking stop Please promote things that are actually bad Don't make up bad shit. Well, high fructose corn syrup's not bad. Or just pretend to be witches. It's just sugar oil. Or sugar, you know.

High fructose corn syrup is very bad. We gotta get rid of the corn somehow, dick. Just stop growing it. Corn, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop growing the corn. So many times I have restrained myself from bringing in corn as a problem. I might have to finally do it. But today I have a different problem. This is a problem that was

inspired by a video I saw when I took the time to bring in a clip so everyone knows what I'm talking about. Now let me be clear. This may contain triggering language. I forget exactly what the disclaimer they had on there

was, but just be aware. Alright, here we go. Go to the beginning. There you go. Please. Please. Alright. We won't be dropping a review of Viticulture World yet, and this video is designed to explain a little bit about

the why. That wasn't even a beginning. Can you pause it? I'm going to leave this in. So this is a review crying already this is a review of a board game i did edit this up because it was it's literally a 25 minute video this is a review of a board game about making wine okay now you can hit play board game of making a board game about having a vineyard and melapopily yeah but no making wine like in ancient times and setting up a winery and whatever else and getting the grapes from overseas it's a historical board game about wine making and the and the women involved or have a problem these two women are have a problem with this and These two women have a problem with this. And they're crying about it. Hold on. Well, we're going to see. How would you...

Is there anything... Why does this woman look like a female W.C. Fields? She's clearly emotional. Or has had wine several seconds ago. She might have had a couple drinks before getting into this. Hit play. All right. Sorry.

Uh-oh. Sorry. You've cut it, so it's all the cut I have. The way that it works is there's personality cards featured. The classic kind of warrior, the conquistador. These were two of the worst people who almost single-handedly were responsible for the almost eradication, pretty much,

of the Aztec Empire and the Incas, like genocide. Those guys were very bad. Oh yeah, that kind of happened, but it's no big deal. It's like, it's a big deal. It's a big deal. And it's like, it's a big deal. It's a huge deal. Did you put that fart sound in? No, that's literally, yeah, that one sound at the end where she's squeaking. Let me hear that again.

You might be drunk with that. That was pretty... It sounds like she's rubbing two balloons together. How did that come out of a human being? It's a big deal. It's a huge deal. together how did that come out of a human being it's a huge deal we gotta we gotta isolate that well dick uh my problem this week maybe this is a softball is a women's tears dick

oh women the tears of women now uh I want to explain what's happened here. This is a board game again about making wine. In the game, there are different... It's a board game about whining. About whining. Yeah, well, they're whining. You think they would enjoy it more since they're so good at it. In the game are various cards featuring famous personalities.

Two of the cards represent famous Spanish conquistadors who went and took over the Mayans or the Incans or whatever. They're saying genocide. I don't know exactly what they did. They did it to get grapes and bring them back to Spain or set up whatever. It's a historical board game.

The funny thing is, the guys who made the game even knew it was going to be controversial and they included a little card in the game that says this game is not an endorsement of any well they should have just said blow me yeah but it says this game is not an endorsement of any of the personalities contained within we're just trying to be historically accurate with our game about the history of wine why the fuck would you need to include that well it didn't work because these bitches are crying and now because of this video. They bought the game though. Well, I think they got sent a copy for review.

Couldn't they just throw those cards away? Yes. Or like scribble over the games of the guys. Instead, they made a 25 minute video crying about it. And now the game is getting dogpiled. It's getting one star ratings into oblivion. The maker of the game has apologized and says, we will get rid of those cards. We're going to replace them.

With what? With, I don't know. Santa Claus rid of those cards. We're going to replace them. With what? With, I don't know. Santa Claus? No, they actually made it. It's like a Spanish lady they just invented. They just came over it. It's a lady now, you know? And she's not bad.

She just loves wine or whatever. She's just drunk. Here's the thing. If a guy made this, it would be like, yeah, whatever. Who gives a shit? How many drunk driving deaths does wine cause every year? fucking broads celebrating their want their sick demented wine culture women's wine obsession is another uh problem we could bring in some time it's just me well i guess not the thing is like normally the needle would not move you might have a couple

people go oh you know that's a little offensive because but the second a woman starts crying it moves mountains oh it changes the entire course of human history yeah it's no there's no like comments and they're like well is it really that offensive if it's all oh my god you have shared your story and i cannot believe these insensitive horrible men would include these violent colonizers in this historical game. Because women are crying. Because women are crying. And we see it all the time. We're seeing it right now with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. I'm seeing all these tweets where they go,

see how Amber is crying on the stand? That means she's innocent. I'm like, no, that means she knows she's caught. She knows she has nothing to stand on. It means nothing. It means nothing. Women just cry all the time anyway. Mostly, I think, though, they know.

It's emotional manipulation. They know. Somebody sees me crying, they're going to run. This is why so many black men were lynched back in the day. Because of women. Because one white lady starts crying, and they go, I don't know what's wrong, but we got to kill some black people. We got to kill this black guy. You can't do that.

Yeah. That was what would happen. We got to kill this guy because she's crying. Really? Yeah. You want her to cry more? What if your wife was doing it? Well, okay.

So often. Put it like that. All reason goes out the window. It's like the mere existence of a woman crying turns like everybody's brains into mush where they go, oh my God, we got to help this lady. It doesn't matter that she's insane and crazy and saying crazy things because she's crying. And I don't know, like, do we instinctively have to protect them

like a crying infant? I feel like... Like a wailing child? I feel like the destruction of the family is what has caused this. Like, you know, there's more and more single moms, right? The family is becoming... The family is being driven to extinction By

LGBT Policies And Disney And stuff like that Yeah We're destroying families With gay cartoons Yes yes yes

But you know families are on the decline And because of that Not enough Men Have Daily experience With women crying Right

Right It used to be back in the day You would go Yeah women are hysterical. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're crying? Yeah. Why wouldn't you be? Oh, she's crying all the time?

We have a facility you can send her to because she's insane. And they'll zap her brain. And they'll zap her brain or just cut it out. And no one will really complain about it that much either. Right. Like you'll hear about like so-and-so's aunt or grandma was, but nobody really said, whoops. You know?

Yeah. Like. There was a point in time where you just went, yeah, women are fucking nuts. Because they're just fucking, they won't stop with this. That, that, that, that, that, that, that. Like, you know, at this point. And at a certain point, we had a procedure. You get a little hook through the nose, cut a couple tendons, and what do you know?

This bitch shuts the fuck up. Don't talk about tendons. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't even. The synapse is more correct. Yeah. You might have a point in that.

I think that's it. I think there are a lot of young men who have not been in relationships. And then they see, like, Marvel movies, and they're like, well, Mary Jane only cried when it was real important. When it was real important. So that must mean. That must mean. They don't just cry all the time. It's only when something is truly, like this board game must truly be.

This is like when Pete Parker died. The most damaging thing in the world. There needs to be more realistic. There needs to be more realistic body sizes in movies. Yeah. Like every woman should be fat. 300 pounds minimum in movies. Yeah. Like every woman should be fat. 300 pounds minimum in movies.

And there needs to be more realistic behavior where they're crying at least 20 times. Yeah. In every movie. And we need to show Spider-Man

flippantly telling that bitch like, I don't have time for this. Yeah. It's not important. And Spider-Man should cheat on all of his girlfriends. Right.

Like, he's gonna be like, well, whatever. I don't fucking care. cheat on all of his girlfriend. It's like to be like well Fuck you. I mean if we're trying to fix if we're trying to fix families, I think our realistic superhero depiction Everyone to go out of movies and go like huh that kind of suck that made me feel bad about well I'm a women a god movies go like that makes me feel bad about myself my guys like that was awesome Remember when spider-man fucked that shit that chicken didn't even see what her name was I remember when Mary Jane called him as he was fucking that other check and he's like, that was awesome. Remember when Spider-Man fucked that chick? They didn't even say what her name was. I remember when Mary

Jane called him as he was fucking that other chick and he's like, no, I'm not doing anything. You're fucking crazy. And then suddenly, there was a text in his phone. He left his phone face up during dinner and there was a text and she looked and he used his spider powers. He could

feel that she was looking at his upright phone and his spidey senses started tingling and he just without even looking, he flinged his spider web and it flipped his spider powers. He could feel that she was looking at his upright phone and his spidey senses started tingling and he just, without even looking, he flinged his spider web and it flipped his phone over and stuck the face to the table and she couldn't even pull it up. I want a whole movie of Spider-Man gaslighting Mary Jane

thinking she's fucking crazy. The amazing cheating Spider-Man. She goes, wait, are you cheating on me with another woman? No, you're fucking nuts, are you cheating on me with another woman? No, you're fucking nuts. Are you cheating on me? I'm going to go swing around the city. Shut the fuck up.

And then he goes and he fucks some lady. That's not how you gaslight, Vito. No, you gaslight by telling them. You gotta go in like, I can't,

I'm so glad you asked me that. No, you can angry gaslight. Okay. You do what works for you. The importance is convincing the woman that she's nuts and you can do that forcefully now this is interesting dick i actually found a study okay on women's

tears so this is a potentially scientific issue tears shed by women contain chemical signals that decrease sexual arousal and testosterone levels in men i've heard this study before have you yeah this was discovered by noam sobel a cognitive neuroscientist in israel we'll just move on from that in the study uh women oh really shut up shut Oh, really? Shut up. Shut the fuck up. So Israel. Yeah. Israel's turning out science. They're weaponizing women's tears technology. They're going to find a way to put this shit in a bomb and take over the whole world. It's called Disney Plus. Yeah, it's working.

They took women's tears. It's called the Lifetime Channel. They forced women to cry. I don't know what they did. Hopefully they poked them with something sharp. Nothing. Nothing. They just looked at them funny.

They just had them there. They went, you're really going to wear that in the interview room? What? Something wrong with it? The scientists, they got nine women together. They went in there and one of them, they said, you look great. And then left. And 10 seconds later, it was, all the other ones started crying.

Well, men who sniffed tears of women found pictures of women's faces to be less sexually attractive later on so a woman starts crying maybe you as a man become upset because you're no longer sexually aroused by her you're angry at her i need to fix this and get her to stop crying so i can have sex with her also again reduces levels of testosterone it makes you less manly you become a sympathetic wuss you see a lady crying so all these people the seed oil disrespectors and the people who are like anti-bpa plastics yeah which shrink your dick and stuff sure they should be equally as upset about women crying right because it's it's got real world consequences. I agree. Point is, Dick, if you see a woman crying,

she's probably wrong. So just ignore her. Probably. Probably. Most definitely. Just stop! Can we not make decisions based solely on one woman crying? Alright? Don't even... It's not a factor.

At all. Yeah. At all. It's not a good... I mean, I was looking not a good i mean i was looking at like comparisons of like well if two men have a debate you know we can both have ideas and you know whatever if a man and a woman has a debate all the woman has to do is start crying and the man automatically loses in the eyes of the public yeah oh he he was uh undermining me and gaslighting me and oh my god and you're like see that is not how we arrive at the truth yeah through the the flirt uh crazy emotions of women you are and as a woman you as a woman i denounce my tears should not move you yeah i agree yeah uh women's tears dick are a problem and i wish i could just cry whenever i wanted to get something

yeah like if i a cop gave me a ticket and he comes up that works sometimes too i live right up the street my kid was at soccer bra. I picked him up late and he was scared and cold and shut the fuck up. How many drinks have you had tonight, sir? Too many. Are you under the influence of any drugs? Just marijuana and cocaine

and a little bit of fentanyl. This is horrible. Okay, my turn. Well well that's what women's tears are like we're giving the audience a firsthand yeah uh if you don't know what women's tears are like good for you don't ever and if you're still swayed by them knock it off knock it off um here's my problem fake mobile game ads oh yeah man i'm gonna get that treasure from that lava but first i gotta pull this stick to drop the water they're always doing it yeah what are you doing well yeah they do always do it wrong i feel like dora the explorer like swiper don't do it like that don't do it like that yeah

what are you doing that's because they want you to install it and then like but it's not the game right it's not the game no it not the game I have seen that zombie ball Rolling at you and those things that those guys Are setting up I have downloaded that game probably three times And every time like this isn't the fucking It's nowhere in this game I played Z Zombies Age of Zombies

I played it for like three hours Is that the one where you like build a civilization or whatever Well not really. You just click on buildings. Half these games are just upgrading your building, right? Well, yeah, until you run out of stuff and it's like, pay two bucks to get an extra upgrade. I don't want an extra upgrade. I want to do the math game that was on Instagram.

Yeah, it looks fun. I want to do the time. Oh, what's more? Divided by two or minus two? Like, oh, yeah, it looks fun. I saw. I want to do the time. Oh, what's more? Divided by two or minus two? Like, oh, yeah, that looks like a great game. Yeah, where the army guys are running and you got to send them through the right door so you multiply how many there are.

Yeah. Yeah, the arrows. Why are you going through the minus ten? There's a times two right there. Why would you go through the minus ten? The worst part is that sometimes they are fun. Like, I've played those arrow games, but then it's like you get to play the game for two seconds.

Wait a minute. Where is that actual game? You've never played the actual... I've downloaded all the fun-looking games, and it's always dog shit. It's always some dog shit tower defense game with a bunch of Skinner box, credit card, microtransaction horse shit on the back end. It's never the math game. All I want is word munchers.

Yeah. You just want to send the guys through the door that multiplies. Fucking do math. I just want exactly what's on the ad. Yeah. Why is... It's so deceptive. It's not anywhere close. Well, also trying to figure out which game is the

actual one and which one is the shitty clone that spams you with ads every two seconds. Or you're like, wait, wait, wait. So there is somewhere that Arrow game is real, but then there's like a hundred clones where it's not real. And you're like, which one's the right one? It doesn't tell you. Okay, so there's the ones that trick me.

Yeah. And they are fun. Like the math ones. Right. Right? There's the dragging and drop ones to get the treasure and not get it into the lava. Right? I saw some company advertise.

They're like, we actually made the drag and drop lava game. And now I don't believe you. Yeah, but it was bullshit. Now I don't believe you. It was shit. I knew it. Thank you. I saw those guys.

They changed their ads and they put a real person going, look, this is actually the game. Yeah. Drag it and don't get the minotaur i'm like really i don't believe you did you know there was i think there was a lawsuit recently or some like terms of service maybe where they're just like you can't do that you have to stop advertising a completely different game to trick people should just be executed i don't yeah probably Yeah, probably. Stop this instantly. I think just mobile game ads in general are a great problem because they're like so weirdly... But they're all lies.

Yeah, they're all lies. All the ones that's like, look, you're a level one boss, but then you become the level 99 crime boss. I was just going to get into that. So there's the ones I hate because they look like fun and they don't fun. Yeah. And they don't exist. Right.

Right? Yeah. There was the ones that are frustrating just because they do them badly, like the treasure. Right. Which annoys me. It's like, well, why didn't you just do it the right way? Right now it's just like an unfinished song that I just saw. Right.

And then there are the mafia ones, which are like not even possibly a game. Right. What do you mean. What do you mean save the mafia boss? You got two options. It's like save the girl or don't

and then they click save the girl and it's like and now she has a machine gun and you're fighting zombies and you're like what the fuck is this game? How is this a game?

Is this fun? I know this can't be a game. Now I'm annoyed that you thought I would like who's it makes me aware of people that I'd like to't be again now. I'm annoyed that you thought I would like who's but it makes me aware of People that I'd like to pretend don't exist mmm. This is all of all I've never had a good interaction with a gay mad With a fake gay mad, and I love

Advertisements yeah, just love them remember toy ads when we were kids. Yeah, they're great Oh, man You get halfway through toy I didn and they Change it up on you And then here comes Night Strike Batman With his glow in the dark Submarine He's like

Whoa Shit I was already in man I was already in It's funny I was at the Thrift And all of it

Was real toys Real toys That kids were playing With little You know a little bit different Whatever for production All of those ads Have stuck in my brain Forever Cause the other day i was at the thrift store and i saw

do you remember the board game the grape escape where you made like little play-doh great that's the way it go and when you play the grape escape yeah yeah and i saw one i'm like shit i fucking remember that i almost bought it i was like do i actually want to play great and then i'm like it's probably for like four years how about loop and louie was that the one where the boogers or whatever no there was one louie was flying around the farm uh throwing chick kicking chickens off the barn oh okay off your barn i remember mr bucket but i always got the song balls come out of my mouth mr yeah i always thought it was going rolling about mr bucket mr bucket put your balls in my mouth yeah bucket balls are what i'm about but i guess those are not the correct lyrics oh mr bucket these kids are gonna grow up in my mouth. Mr. Bucketballs are what I'm about. I guess those are not the correct lyrics.

Mr. Bucket. These kids are going to grow up. They're not going to have any fond memories of fake mobile ads. It's dog shit. It's not fun. It's dog shit and it's half of gaming revenue. These mobile games. These ads are lying to kids and just

teaching them disappointment. Because you know what? It is probably preying on dumb kids. You go, I want to play a game where... I just said I downloaded it three times. Yeah, well, I mean, you're a dumb kid too, but I mean, I think I've downloaded a couple of them. I always was trying the ones where it's like, there's, you know,

little squares and you have to hit the square like a hundred times to make it go away. So you bounce the ball like Arkanoid or Breakout or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Was it Arkanoid? Arkanoid was one version of breakout arkanoid was the good one arkanoid was the one where your paddle could get lasers look um it's only become it's only going to become a worse of a problem okay is gaming is the future. I agree with that. Nobody in America is worth anything to work for a job or anything. It's just games. Games.

Making games of upgrading your city. Playing shitty tower defense. That's why I'm excited for the play-to-earn economy, where by playing video games, you get money. That sounds like literal hell. Nope, that's what's happening. They're gonna do it. You know, they're gonna do it. I know, but it sounds like... I'm gonna get rich! No, it's gonna be

impossible to make any money playing those fucking things. There will not be money. There will be no concept of money to you, but money will not exist. Every time you play Halo, you get a dollar. That's pretty fun. Of what? A dollar of fun bucks to spend at the fucking

nutrition wafer depot to get your protein block for the day. I think fake game ads are worse than the Holocaust. Well, that's bold stance. What would you rather see? That dumpster picture with the bodies or another fake game?

God, Jesus. I've already seen this one. I don't think that's a fair comparison. It's the worst problem in the universe, the fake game ad. It's the worst. Nowhere else. You think like a pizza commercial? There's somebody bites into a pizza and then he travels through time?

Right? That would be great. Pizza Hut. Our pizza will send you backwards in time. And he's like, find something to eat. He's like, you've got to invest in Yahoo. Right. Oh, I'm so glad I got the double crust.

And then he goes back to normal time, and he's like, all rich. Pizza Hut. That's not allowed. Yeah. False advertising is not good. Bud Light, drink a Bud Light. And then it's like a shot of his dick, and he goes like, like his dick's like, oh, my God, it's like 16 inches long.

His wife comes up, she's like, your dick is way too big. You're never fucking me again. He goes, like that, right? Yeah, but all the commercials were like, you're going to hang out with these swimsuit models and Spuds McKenzie. That's true. That was true. Yeah.

It's always been false advertising. All right. I understand the annoyance, though. It's not an annoyance. It's a problem. It's a problem. It's tricking people. It's kind of like an annoyance.

Then people get hooked on these dumb games. They're fucking dumb. Yeah. Most mobile games are very bad. They're addictive. They're bullshit. Do you play any mobile games? No bad They're like They're addictive Do you play any mobile games? No, I don't play any games That's not true

What do you mean that's not true? You play some video games What do I play? You own a console Just for looks Just so people don't accuse me of being a pedophile I know you played Red Dead Redemption Yeah, that was a good game

That's the last good game I think so Portal 2 Did you play Breath of the Wild? No Zelda is Gay Yeah, that was a good game. That's the last good game. I think so. Portal 2. Did you play Breath of the Wild? No. Zelda's... Gay. I can't say it. I can say it cuz you know, I'm a gay man. Uhhhhhhh

Yeah, I hear you. Mobile games. Zelda's like, I mean, what are you? What? Elaborate, give me something. You gotta save the world from fucking Ganondorf. Oh yeah, it's way better to be a gay cowboy and fucking sucking your way across the wild west. You have to make money. I gotta get back to Freeport because of my horse. He's in love with the woman.

Look, I gotta make a buck. That game's a waste of time. I gotta collect on debts for this fucking usurer in camp. I gotta listen to all these cowboys. I gotta collect on debts for this fucking usurer in camp. I gotta listen to all these cowboys. This fucking megalomaniacal asshole. Stupid conversations about cowboy life. How's that horse treating you, Buck?

Not well, to be honest. Yeah, not well. It's the main game. Give me a game where you gotta just make a buck. Yeah. Oh, you gotta save the world. Why? That's called real life. All of these guys are fucking assholes.

All the people I'm encountering in this world are assholes. I don't give a shit. I'm glad you admitted to playing video games, Dick. I've got a problem for you. What? You know I love going to the movie

theater, Dick. I love a to the movie theater, Dick. Yeah. I love a good movie. Bag of corn, big old soda. But the problem is a certain genre of movie has disappeared from the American movie theater. What's that? That genre is comedy. Oh.

Dick, my problem is the death of the comedy movie. What has happened? I remember growing up, we had great comedies. You'd go to the theater to see all the classics. I mean, obviously, you'd go back to the Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day. Yeah, Schindler's List. Nope, not that one. Incorrect.

You know, I remember, you know, more my, you know, teen. I think think i don't forget how old i was but super bad came out and you had will ferrell had a bunch of good ones adam sandler of course sure happy madison productions with billy madison happy gilmore somebody get fucked somebody was mad because i said shooter mcgavin from billy madison no he wasn't happy gilmore, you... I'm like, you knew what I fucking meant. Yeah, but you got to get it right. Everybody mixes those two movies up. I loved Chris Farley. I'm just naming movies now. Black Sheep.

You like to... That's your Chris Farley movie go-to? No, no, it's Black Sheep. Tommy Boy. Yeah, the good one. They're both very similar, though. Black Sheep sucks. Black Sheep's okay.

It's no... Too political. It's no Tommy Boy. Yeah, Tommy Boy has heart. But what happened, Dick? What's the last comedy movie you saw in the theater? In the theater? Mm-hmm.

Oh, boy. I'm going to say this. Ant-Man 2? Ant-Man. See, it's interesting. Ant-Man 2. Does Ant-Man qualify as a comedy? Yeah.

It's a superhero movie, Dick. Well, it's a comedy. Well, it's interesting you bring that up because we're going to get into that. Comedies are dead, Dick, and there's two major reasons I've found. Okay. Now, one of which is the globalization of Hollywood. Okay. Now, comedy doesn't transfer well across borders.

So it's not like these stupid Marvel movies where you can just make it and send it to China and they go, yeah, I get it. You know, an American comedy is very steeped in American tropes and humor and whatever else. So a movie like Talladega Nights. When you say they can't, who are you talking about? The unwashed masses of the other. You said they can't make movies.

Oh, uh, Hollywood. No. Okay. I don't know what sentence I was starting. Me either. I'm saying that these studios now, they go, well, if we make a comedy, it's really only going to sell in America. If we make any sort of shitty action blockbuster, we can sell it in every fucking region and

they'll just eat it up because they're morons okay so you're immediately limiting your audience so like talladega nights earned 148 million yeah but only 14 million overseas that was nine percent typically movies now do you know what percentage they make overseas of their budget of their uh income or whatever you want to call it. 500. 60%. Oh. 60% of all the profits are coming from overseas now. So it's a half and half? Half from the U.S.? A little bit more than half overseas. Okay.

So yeah. Half and half. So why would you make a movie that only Americans are going to like? You're going to miss out on half your profits. Chinese people are going to go, what is NASCAR? I don't get it. They wouldn't say it like that, though. Why are these white people complaining about being they say about being 40 year old virgins that's totally normal in china

or something i don't know what do you why is we can't do it randy's here randy we're allowed to be anyway uh chinese well what is he how can you not tell? He's some sort of Asian. Sean thought he was Korean. Take a guess. You get three guesses. Here. Filipino? Oh, my.

Why? Why would you think he's Filipino? He's got a shitty mustache. You already said Chinese, so that's one. He's not Japanese, is he? What is he? You're just guessing. It's not a what is he of these. I would have said Korean, so that's one. He's not Japanese, is he? You're just guessing. It's not a what is he of these.

I would have said Korean, but Chinese? No, none of those. What is he? Japanese. I said Japanese. You said he's not Japanese, is he? Oh, whatever the fuck. Why do you think he's not Japanese specifically?

I don't know. Because you think Japanese is the best one and you don't want to. I mean, he does apologize a lot. I guess I should have went with Japanese. Yeah, he should apologize more. All right, well, Randy. What do you mean he's not Japanese? I don't know.

He's kind of got a rounder face. The Japanese are usually more angular, sharper features. Chinese are associated with more rounder features. Oh. This came from a. Look at his knees. I've seen American. They're not dirty. They aren't dirty. That's true. Oh. This came from a... Look at his knees. I've seen American...

They're not dirty. They aren't dirty. That's true. No, there's an American document from like the 50s, like how to tell the Japanese and the Chinese apart. Oh, wow. And the Japanese... I'm sure that's a compelling document.

The Japanese shuffle when they walk, and I've never seen, according to this manual... I don't see Randy as a shuffler. You know, someone like you voted for the people who made that manual reality back then. Yeah, well, what are you going to do? Even shitty action movies like Warcraft will make huge money overseas. 433

million they made overseas. No, they made a total of 433 million from that Warcraft movie. Only 10% of it was made in America. No, the original warcraft movie the one that came out in like 20 oh that movie was dumb yeah all these states i could only find older stents well uh one of our favorite uh people on this show is of course seth rogan who is weighing in on this and seth rogan says well marvel movies are comedies. Thor Ragnarok is a comedy. Ant-Man is a comedy at its core.

Yeah, I do agree that Ragnarok is a comedy. Well, that's the problem is that you can only make comedies if they're now covered in this superhero paint job because that's what sells overseas. Yeah. So you're stuck just making it. How many superhero comedies can we make? Isn't that going to stop being funny at some point? It's cyclical. I hope so.

The cycle should be over by now. Yeah. It's going to get back to like real. And then Spider-Man said like a little thing. And then Star-Lord, he's like, you know, you can't just do that, Thor. And Thor goes, I'll do whatever I want. Oh, my God. Like, I'm done with it, right?

It's kind of funny, but is that the only kind of comedy we're allowed to make anymore? It's funny when most of the comedy comes from references in the movie referencing 80s movies. It's true. So how? This is not scalable. You cannot have movies in 20 years that are referencing. Endgame and whatever. Remember in Endgame when fucking

Maybe it is, I guess, scalable. That's what's gonna happen. Yeah. I remember in Infinity War Spider-Man, he's like, what do you think we should do?

And he's like, have you ever seen this old movie called Aliens? And they blow the guy out an airlock or whatever. Yeah.

Remember that scene? Yeah. That's all it is. You ever see this thing? You remember that? Guardians of the Galaxy, you ever heard this song on my tape, man?

There's a Pac-Man. I hate when they do that in movies. We're fucked. That's all it's going to be from now on. How about in, what was it, Fast and the Furious 5? When they're listening to, when Ludacris joins the cast, right? Yeah. But in Fast and the Furious 1, they're listening to a ludicrous song at the barbecue. Oh my.

So who played that song? What is going on in the Fast and the Furious universe? So in Fast and the Furious 10, are they going to say, you know what, you look a lot like ludicrous, so we're going to... It's just going to keep going on. I think I'm right on that. But even old comedies have become action films now, like

Ghostbusters used to be. It wasn't really like an action movie. It had like a little bit. It was about starting a small business. Yeah. It had a little bit of that, but mostly it was a comedy. Disrespecting women. Now, that new Ghostbusters movie,

or the 2016 one, they're basically just making them into these action comedies. Yeah. You can't just get like a situation comedy. The new Ghostbusters with the kids? Yeah. You know, one of these,

maybe it'll take 40 years, but we're going to get a Ghostbusters sequel That's about Men Yeah That would be great They I knew they fucked up with the women

They're like alright alright guys We really fucked that up You know what We We should've done We should've made it about kids You know what though I don't know if we will ever

Like will Hollywood ever let us make A movie That doesn't have like a token female character For some reason Token female's fine Token female's fine But if she's one of the Ghost that doesn't have like a token female character for some reason female's fine token female's fine but if she's one of the ghostbusters she's not a token at that point i don't give a shit you know what there's as long as she's big and burly uh sure like she's one of the guys fat girl no not one of the guys but just a big butch, you know, Ghostbuster lady. Bruiser. Right? Yeah. Look at me.

Maybe I got a fucking enlarged clitoris or whatever. I'm a Ghostbuster. You gotta write this pitch out. Alright, hold on. I got a character for you. There's a big butch lesbian Ghostbuster who talks about the size of her clitoris. And she comes over like, yo, Peter, you gonna fucking suck my large clitoris?

Lady runs away and he's like, hey, why'd you do that? Green light, sir. Green light. Lady. Clitoris Ghostbusters. But don't you think that, like, they would never give us the satisfaction

of having a men's Ghostbuster movie? No, they won't. So we were kids. We liked watching men be the Ghostbusters. The thing is, you know what? Now that they're adults, what we need to do is show them little children being the Ghostbusters.

Right. I'm trying to think, like, what is a male-dominated franchise where it's just guys doing guy stuff? Doing guy stuff? I don't know. That's called Pornhub. Yeah, it's Pornhub.

That's the franchise you're talking about Getting turned into women or some shit Getting bimbified Getting stuck in the dryer What the heck No we were talking about that on a previous one We? Yeah I forget

Somebody brought up bimbo porn as like a fucking Letter Anyway The other obvious answer, Dick, is that we are in the era of, and I hate to say it, the wokeness is real. Todd Phillips, director of blockbuster comedies like Old School, Road Trip, and The Hangover Trilogy. Yeah. Has now had to move on to making fucking The Joker and shit. He said, you go try to be funny nowadays with this woke culture. I'll tell you why comedies don't work anymore.

Because all the funny guys are like, fuck this shit. I don't want to offend you. I don't want to argue with 30 million people on Twitter. So you just go, I'm out. Yeah, but fuck you then. I do think that. Argue with people. No, that's horse shit

He should not be a pussy And he should just do But I think You have enough money To make movies that you like Don't be a fucking pussy Well I think now That he can write

Joker was great though Joker was great I think now that he Has made Cause that movie made Obscene amounts of money Yeah And he now has the

Hollywood blank check Which is make whatever you want He can't make a Married with children movie No matter how much Bl blank check he has. I think he could probably get away with that. You think he could come and go, we're making a Married with Children movie.

If you make enough money for the studio, they want to suck your dick to get that Joker 2 out of you. What do you know? No, because that's what they did with, what's his fucking name? That's what they did with, who directed it? Who? Dark Knight. Christopher Nolan?

Christopher Nolan. He made the deal. He said, look, I make you all the money on the Batman, and then you're going to fund my stupid movie about guys riding planes around during World War II, like boats and shit, you know? All that sucks. Yeah, but he's still allowed to make it. So did all that guy's movies.

The Hangover sucked. What was the other ones that guy did? Road Trip. Road Trip. Road Trip was okay. And Old School, that's a solid little thing. They're all okay. People ruined it, though.

People memed them into oblivion. See, the comedies we used to like, there weren't- Your Highness, now that's a funny movie. There wasn't meme culture to destroy things by constantly referencing them, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It used to be like Ghostbusters. Wow, that was a great film. But now imagine if Ghostbusters came out, and for the next ten years,

everybody was constantly posting references and memes and quotes. No, people would hate it. They would just hate it. They wouldn't get it. Dude, oh, that Ghostbusters shit fucking sucks. It's what happened with Rick and Morty. Because Venkman is like a, I mean, he's pursuing the love interest for the- Unabashedly, yeah.

Only to fuck her. Like, he's making her very uncomfortable when she's vulnerable. Like, all of his behavior is out. Yes. He's very forceful. Yeah, anyway. There's a lot of that. I remember I saw Blade Runner in the theater that did a revival.

You remember the part where Deckard kind of forces himself on that lady? No. There's a part where she's a robot yeah she's basically like you need to leave now and he's like fuck you and he like forces her up against the wall and starts kissing her everybody in the audience was like oh yeah and i was like oh that's the way it should be because he knows what she wants that That sounds like a good comedy, The Rapist. The Rapist. He's trying to rape anybody. Anybody during the movie. What was that Steve Martin movie? He gets arrested and sent to prison and he's like all pissed off.

He's like, wait a minute. Now I can really rape somebody and he's always getting interrupted. I just see a comedy post where the guy like shrugging and just in big red letters the rapist and it's just i'm just that guy sam hyde in the rapist uh we gotta make a comedy someday someday we're gonna figure out how to make it happen i want to shoot one on just my phone yeah well, you could. You absolutely can make...

Did you ever hear about that Disneyland? It's called The Day With No Women. Yeah. Somebody made that horror movie. It's called... My movie that I'm making with my phone is called The Day With No Women. Why is that a horror movie? It's not a horror movie.

It's just a movie. It's a comedy movie. Oh, it's a comedy. I'm excited. I mean, I guess. It's a comedy movie. Oh, it's a comedy. I'm excited. I mean, I guess. There's actually no genre for it. Yeah. Utopian.

Utopian futuristic. Yeah. Fantasy. Fantasy genre. Well, now you can gorilla shoot movies on your phone. I had a great idea, which I can't tell you because then I would spoil it. But there were some guys who went to Disneyland and they filmed a horror movie.

Really? Set in Disneyland and they just like filmed it all on their phones. They just filmed me going around Disneyland with my girlfriend on her birthday.

Like this could be you. When's the last time you went to Disneyland? With my girlfriend on her birthday years ago. I don't know, five years ago.

Yeah, I've never been. I want to go. I wish someone I wish someone at, five years ago. Yeah, I've never been. I want to go. I wish someone at Disney would rape someone. I heard it sucks now. Now? Yeah. I heard it sucks infinitely more than it used to. Like Blood Diamonds? You remember when they did that? So you could say, well, I'm not participating in Diamonds

because that's... Because they are Blood Diamonds. Blood Diamonds. Yeah. I wish Disneyland would have some kind of blood Disneyland. I wish this boycott was real. Yeah. But instead, the parks are all packed. Yeah. Yeah. I wish Disneyland would have some kind of blood Disneyland. I wish this boycott was real. Yeah. But instead, the parks are all packed. Okay. What are our problems?

Our problems are women's tears. Women's tears? The tears of women. Just put women's tears. Women's tears, though. Crying women? I mean, crying women is the problem. It's not the tears. I think it is the tears. Women's tears, though. Crying women? What do you... I mean, crying women is the problem. It's not the tears.

I think it is the tears. It's the fucking tears? Put women's tears. It's the bones of their money? It's my problem. I want to put it in that. Women's tears. Women's tears.

You got it. A trail of women's tears. You have rephrased some of my problems before, and I think it has brought me less votes. So I'm going to go with my gut here and say women's tears are the problem. Also, I don't know what you would call this one. The death of comedy movies? Death of comedy movies. I feel like I used death of.

Comedy erasure? I also used erasure too much. Not enough comedy movies? Not enough comedies. No more comedies? No more comedies. That's a good one. A paucity of comedy moviesies no more comedy no more comedies that's a good paucity of comedy movies i'd say no more comedies okay no more comedy cancel no not cancel no cancel anything mine are um seed oil disrespectors and fake

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and I have to jump through those stupid fucking hoops i know yeah the whole fucking password industry like yeah now you're you're like like the phone my phone is like uh is like my is like vouching for me with other computers right we're gonna ask your computer that you that you hang out with anyone could steal or just have. Yeah, but it's just like we're run by computers. So the computer on the internet will contact my computer. It's like, hey, do you vouch for this guy?

And my computer's like, yeah, yeah, he's cool. He's cool. Go ahead and let him into your computer. Shouldn't computers just come with retinal scanners at this point? No, they'll rip your eye out. Yeah, I guess so. Whatever. All the sci-fi movies always had the retinal scanners i'm like bring that back just put one let me make it like a webcam well moscow had fingerprint stuff at like atms and everybody's getting their thumbs chopped off

yeah russia did russians are a problem in themselves there you go. Hey, Dick. Hey, Vito. Here's the problem for you. Fake job postings. Uh, I'm recently back on the job market cause I want to live in another state and I've been applying to a lot of positions. Some of them I'm really overqualified for, but one of them, yeah,

I have been like talking to off and on for about three, four weeks on this job. They've been kind of just giving me a whole shoulder on the next steps. All that's required for it was just like, do you have ticket experience

and just work with their proprietary tool, specifically their in-house tool that you can't get a documentation for or anything. They're like, oh, we can train you and so on and so forth. tool, specifically their in-house tool that you can't get documentation for or anything, right? And they're like, oh, we can train you and so on and so forth. Well, I just got noticed that, oh, no, never mind. We already found somebody who has more

experience than you in the tool that we're looking for. It's bullshit. Stuff like that. Companies do this shit all the time. They'll put like a job posting for a job that's pretty much internal. They don't want anybody else to fill it other than somebody internal to the company. It's such a fucking bullshit thing.

And it's drilled everywhere. Don't fuck yourself if you do that. Fake job ads. That's a complicated one. How did you think I was going to get wrong account by you just gesturing upwards like that? I thought you'd look around. I didn't want to interrupt the voicemail. What is this? Dick's trying to bring up the super chats

and I tried to gesture that he was logged in the wrong account. I'm going around to the place in YouTube, clicking on buttons and all you do is raise your finger. I was trying to point at the little icon so you wouldn't... I don't fucking know. How the fuck would I know that?

I don't know what I was thinking. I should have went over here. Fake job ads. What do you think? Fake jobs. I think I fucked up that voicemail. Wild pointing. Okay, one more. This one's about you. Of course.

Just randomly. I'm not bringing it in. I swear to God. Vito, your fucking mental gymnastics are exhausting okay i'm listening to recent episode and you're like uh who who's gonna be in power who are we keeping in power in the democrat side motherfucker do you not live in california do you not know of gavin newsom do you not know of the current political structure of California? Do you know of Gavin Newsom? For decades, we primarily would have Republicans because they knew how to run a fucking economy and shit.

But shit, ever since I left, you know, back in like 2006, you know, that shit's been going tits up. And now it's all pretty much Democrat controlled. So, yeah, all those lowincome areas that are, you know, pretty much Democrat strongholds where they really want to enforce as many local people going into the... Did you say shunholds? Shunholds. Oh, it's gentrified. Oh, it's safe. You know, it's totally going to be a lot of left-wing votes.

If anything, actually, Dick, thank you for that idea. I really hadn't connected one and one together. You're welcome. It makes a lot more sense. Get the fuck over, asshole. I'm driving. But yeah, no, that makes a lot more sense than just trying to make a quick profit off of shit property.

It's just moving the liberals into low-income areas to further their stronghold. But yeah. Oh, yeah. Do people not know that? Mental gymnastics. I don't know if you're doing it as a joke or whatever but like seriously it's not as a joke i'm saying really hiring me here go fuck yourself shut the fuck up all right when when when's the last time california had a republican governor or whatever uh i can't reagan oh wasn't uh no schwarzenegger i was gonna

say schwarzenegger yeah but he's not i Schwarzenegger. Yeah. But he's not. I mean, he's not Republican. He was kind of basically Democrat anyway. Yeah. I'm saying, I know that there's, like, liberal states. I mean, I'm not saying that, you know, Massachusetts is never going to go red or whatever. Well, but California is, like, the worst state, right? Why? Because our taxes are outrageous.

And we have so many... A million homeless people. So many homeless like that's because it's so nice it's because it's so nice here they come here all the fucking you gotta send them to the cold states so they freeze to death they come out here and they thrive and multiply the number one thing for taxes should be homeless people right and like kids eating but you were saying you were saying that the Democrats control everything. Do you agree with that or not?

If you're taking my money for something, homeless people and kids being able to eat, that's got to be number one. Those are the most important. Don't you think? What about you? If you had to get your money taken away for stuff,

what is the first... What do you want? A Tifa sex doll? What do you want them to do with the homeless? Aeris, sorry. Aeris. No, I want Tifa. Okay, good.

I'm not a fucking... Come on. Me and Dick are going to get Final Fantasy sex dolls. We're going to fuck her at the same time. Hold on. We each have to get different ones so we can trade. Same time. You know, I can loan you air so you can

take tea but i don't know what you do yes we got to do uh we gotta do something with the homeless but we can't just shoot them all in the head well give them homes i know that would be great but we can't democrat gavin newsom well democrats do fuck up with uh i mean but both sides fuck up with the low income no gavin newsom is fucking up right now. Like, he's not doing it right now. Sure. Okay, but if a Republican took over, they would also not build low-income housing. That's not happening.

Both sides are equally moronic and not helpful. No, you can't beat someone and say, well, you know what, if your mom was here, she'd be beating you too. How much low-income housing did Schwarzenegger build? I don't know. Look it up. We'll figure it out. He's not Republican. He's also a Democrat.

Okay, fine. Can you not just say? I'm just saying the original argument was that Democrats control everything, and I'm saying that's clearly not true. But in California it is. Sure, but we're not discussing California. We're discussing the entire landscape. We're discussing California right now. Fine. Democrats own California. I're discussing the entire landscape. We're discussing California right now. Fine.

Democrats own California. I've never denied that in any way. So why is it so bad? Why is it what bad? California. There's plenty of things to like about California. Like what? The weather?

The sun? No. A bunch of needy attention whores that will fuck for cocaine in Hollywood? What's good about California that the government has done? Or not fucked up? I'm just saying I'm happy here. And the government has not fucked me in any way. The taxes are high, but who cares?

That's not a ringing endorsement. I think the best form of government is the government you don't even notice. Why do you not notice the government in California? It's in budget everything. Literally everything. Because they have the in California. It's in buds and everything. Oh, because there was the mask mandate. It's okay. Whatever.

How do you think gas is $6 here, but like three in Nevada? Because that's not what it was. The government do that. How does the government do that? Why do you think gas is more is so much more expensive in California than in any other state? That's not the government is stupid and willing to pay it. California than in any other state that's not the government? California is stupid and willing to pay it.

Oh, so if you cross the fucking border into Nevada and the gas drops precipitously, that's just because of people living there? I don't know what it is. It's the government, you shithead. It's taxes. Okay. Taxes. But then why is the gas not more expensive most of the time? Because others, you mean in California?

Yeah, what? It's always like, what, 50 cents more? In California? Yeah what It's always like what 50 cents more In California? Yeah It's dollars more It's like 4 dollars more Than anywhere else

No cause the gas Is normally 4 dollars a gallon Here Here and then elsewhere It's what like 3.25 2.50 Nah well whatever What the fuck

What do you mean Well whatever Why is it even 1 cent more here Why is gas in California 1 cent more Cause we got all the shit They wanna pay for And that's where they Put all the taxes at What do you mean, well, whatever? Why is it even one cent more here? Why is gas in California one cent more? And that's where they put all the taxes at. What do you mean, they? You!

You put the taxes there because you fucking vote for it! Look, I'm not saying... You don't have to tax anything because there's no less homeless people! Why are you making taxes that you're not housing homeless people? You're not feeding kids! What the fuck are you doing with it? Just cutting guys' dicks off? They're doing a great job.

Here's the problem with this show. Everyone assumes... Hold on. Everyone assumes I really care a lot about politics, and I just don't pay attention to any of it. That's the problem! What do you want me to do? I'm not going to start. Not ever vote. No, I'm going to vote

because that's my job. Get that Trump guy out of there. That guy sucks. I'm going to have a fucking aneurysm. All they want you to do is not vote or at least be informed, and you will not do either of them. I'm not informed. Trump was, you know, and I voted against him.

Then why is gas so expensive here? Because of the taxes. What do those taxes do? They pay for school children to have a hope and a dream. Then why are California kids the most retarded kids in the whole country? No, they're not. Yes, they are! No, they aren't. Okay.

What do you mean, no, they're not? What is it, like, number 14 out of 50 or something? Uh... Schools ranked by state. 14 out of 50? Yeah, that's bad. No, it's not not That's the top Third It's the bottom third

Show me 14 out of 14 out of 50 Would be the top third Oh you mean Oh you mean Okay California's what

Overall rank 38 Out of all the states Well you know How many is that You didn't go to school here So you might know. It's all those Mexican kids that are bringing the numbers down.

They don't speak English. 38. Yeah, we've got a lot of, you know, cities. 38. What's New York, by the way? Oh, New York's actually doing good. 12th. Oh, there you go.

I don't know why the kids are retarded, Dick Well, you're voting on it So who should I vote for to make kids not retarded? Nobody, I don't want you to vote at all You fucked up too much That's the point though, no side is doing anything to fix anything So your only point is don't vote? Yes

You vote No I don't, I only voted for Trump But you did vote for Trump. Yeah. Okay. And he did a lot of good stuff. Oh, yeah. You don't want to ask me because you know that I know. I'm just not a big political guy. Then don't fucking

vote. That's the whole point. I'm allowed to vote. That's how democracy works. No, but it's how personal responsibility works. If you don't know what you're voting on, don't fucking vote. No, that's not the rule. The rule is I can do whatever I want. Why? I can vote for fucking Mickey Mouse if I want to.

Why do you want to vote if you're not into politics? Because it's funny. Because all the people I'm voting against suck. It's not funny to me. I'm already rich. You're the one buying gas to drive here, asshole. I don't have to buy any gas because I work at fucking home. It's great.

If it makes all the people I dislike unhappy, then clearly I'm doing something right. You know what I want you to vote. All you right-wing motherfuckers are fucking so awful. Oh, yeah. That I just want you to suffer. Legalize heroin. That's a classic right-wing talking point. Yeah, we got to legalize heroin.

That's a good thing the Democrats did. We got sites you can shoot up everywhere. Where? I'm not even a fucking Democrat. I don't even vote for, what is the last thing? I don't even remember the last time I voted. I voted for Biden. And I still think that was correct.

I love that guy. It's the last guy I voted for. What do you love most about Biden? He ain't Trump. Which? I don't like Trump. I don't like his politics. I don't like his Supreme Court of like fucking backwards religious anti-abortion psychopaths.

I don't like this insane groomer right-wing discourse that is taking over the abortion the abortion problem has totally destroyed what could possibly be a working democracy yeah like that christian republicans have taken that as an issue it's getting more and more religious by the fucking day i don't understand why everybody doesn't see that this like DeSantis shit is just like going to be this weird push for moral puritanism. He's banning textbooks because they talk about you should love your neighbor and shit. That's fine. No, it's not.

It's going to spiral out of control. Yeah. Well, you know, don't have a federal education system then. Maybe not. I've always said. Get rid of it. I've said that the public school system educates kids just enough

to make them stupid but think they're smart. Yeah. And that's the worst thing in the world. It used to be if you were dumb, you would know you were dumb. You'd know right away. Yeah, you'd go,

I'll start learning how to repair cars. Oh, I'm fucking dumb. Yeah, I'm going to go be in an electrician. Now women are like, no, anybody could be anything. Like, no, you're... Not only can nobody be anything, but you are dumb. You're dumb. They graduate from high school and they go, well, I are like, no, anybody could be anything. Like, no, you're not, not only can nobody be anything, but you,

you are dumb. You're dumb. They graduate from high school and they go, well, I know this, this, and this. Or they go to college,

which is worse. Okay, we got to read Super Chats because the, the Medicare Fuentes debate is, you're the one who fucking wrote this tangent.

Well, I didn't, I didn't vote for these things. You did. Uh, okay. I think it's right here. You voted for it. Pinocchio for four

has a... What is it? A bird with a trash can? It's a sticker. No, that's a coffee. Trash can. I don't know. Thank you for the sticker. Was that dismissive? Matt from Tinder for five. I'm from a small town called Tubi, Texas.

Shut the fuck up. Or State Fair's in May. Why don't you come to the fucking fair? Shut up. These aren't even clever anymore. Wagee Rage for $50. Jesus, thank you, Wagee. Big problem is convenience store sandwiches.

I love grabbing lunch and getting a soggy sponge for bread. This 50 is for Masterson. Collateral damage for someone else's whatever is kind of BS. Also, Super Chat, censor your name. Yeah, I'm used to my name being. Oh, because somebody else is trying to take down your channel. Yeah, I mean, I had a realistic explanation. I mean, I had what I think is a straightforward explanation of the debate that's happening later.

Yeah. And everyone is now trying to take down your channel because of it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you think flagging is free speech? Well, then, I'm going to flag you. Well, okay. That proves... I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've been getting

flagged since 2005. Like, I've been getting flagged since before a lot of you were born. Yeah. I don't know if you understand that. They're still doing it. Well, thank you, Weiji, for the 50 in support of Dick. Echo Chamber Show for Five says, Deli pre-made sandwiches are even

more moist. It's like a slab of meat inside of inside of flour paper i used to get good convenience store sandwiches but where cumberland farms which is a new england chain fantastic king verbatim for 10 hi guys long time listener first time super cheddar what's your favorite thing about carnivals? For me it has to be Okay, that one's actually clever. Damn it. You read it because if I read it, what did he say?

It has to be Ferris wheels. It has to be wheels. That was a good one. That was close. The problem is everyone keeps referencing fairs. Anytime I see a super chat that references some sort of fair or carnival, I know it's a trick now.

Alright, Riley Petty John for 20. Wait, no, no, no, you missed this guy. Oh, okay. Wagey for 5 said, thing about the ads with the real guy saying I found the game. They paid an actor to say the line, then an actor to lip sync it poorly. Yeah, it is always like a Chinese guy. It's weird. That's why I didn't buy it. I'm like, no, I don't believe you.

It's a trick. Riley Pettyjohn for 20. You guys are obviously very familiar with Antifa, especially after what happened last year. My friend Toby. Fuck you. I'm not gonna... This is like the lowest hanging bait. My friend Toby. I'm not doing it.

Baron Julius von Bronk for 5. Put the pieces in the slot. Make the right selection. But be quick. You're not doing it. Baron Julius von Bronk for five. Put the pieces in the slot. Make the right selection. But be quick. You're racing the clock. Pop goes perfection. That's a good one. Wagee for five. Comedies are already tanking. But when Amy Schumer and Melissa McCarthy kept eating the scripts,

the companies decided to cut their losses. I did hear that. John Flory for ten says for Vito's pretzel fund. Thank you. I thought I was getting tricked for some reason. Joey. Now I'm like paranoid that I'm going to get tricked. Joey

Shabadoo for two says good comedy films are the stew. Farrah. Okay. You guys are trying really hard Good comedy films are A. The Stew B.

Farrah Goes Bang I suck God damn it You guys are retarded Good comedy films A. The Stew B. Farrahut's Bang. Why is this so much fun for you idiots?

God damn it. Stop laughing. Stop it. B, Farragut's Bang. Yes, we've all. Jesus Christ. My friend Toby went to the fair. My friend Toby.

You didn't think about that for so long. I didn't have to think about it because it's ridiculous, these things he's doing. For five from Fajoa Gods, the B-P-I-T-U is people inventing grievances out of thin air when they have no reason to beef. Air out your problems without talking out your butt. Yeah. He got me.

Wait, what? No real reason to beef air your problems. I suck. It doesn't count. You brought it up into two words. Oh, God. He needs to chill out. It's John for two.

Without two beef air out your problems without talking out your butt. They're not breaking it up into multiple sentences. All right. Hit refresh. Make sure we didn't miss anything. I'm not breaking it up into multiple sentences. Alright, hit refresh. Make sure we didn't miss anything. I'm still trying to figure that one out and they have no real reason to beef air out your to beef air. Oh my god. Got it.

I suck cocks. I don't know why it took Dick so long to get there. See, we miss them now sometimes. Didn't we miss one and then somebody in the chat was like, you fucking missed it? Yeah. All right, let's see. Riley for five.

Dick is right. Veto should not vote. A vote for a terrible president like Biden is worse than not voting. I still think he's better than Trump. And all this religious right shit and the tax breaks for billionaires. Well, Trump caused COVID, so that's unforgivable to me. There you go. Spider Eternal for two says, Trump bad, economy

into death, spiral good. From Vito. That is good. I could imagine Hillary Clinton handling the pandemic and I don't think she would have done anything different. Just going, oh man, sucks. Trump shut everything down.

Yeah. Why does Biden anything different yeah like just going oh man sucks well trump shut everything down yeah like why i don't get shut down but why does biden bear all the responsibility for the economy stuff because motion right am i crazy trump allowed it i didn't just let it get out of control a lot of things to get set into motion yeah um biden didn't clamp down on it yeah i think like the gas futures uh i think biden shut down the pipeline i don't think that would have had a much of an effect yeah i think we were just i don't know i i do think trump shoulders most of the blame for covid biden would have done exactly what biden would have done exactly the same thing like yeah well you congratulate thanks buddy i'm just tired of hearing for everyone where they're like well Biden would have done exactly what Trump did Biden would have done exactly the same thing Yeah well Congratulate

Thanks buddy I'm just tired of hearing from everyone Where they're like Well Biden fucked the economy I'm like no Everybody fucked the economy Whoever was in charge Was going to do

This exact same sequence of events Well Unless it was like Unless they were under 65 Yeah unless it was like A young person Who was like Yeah there's no fucking way

You guys are Imposing martial law On people because of a virus. Yeah. I'm sending in the National Guard and we're going to kill you. I'm sending in the National Guard and we're going to kill the governor of every state. Okay. Okay. We're going to get fucking demonetized now.

Jesus Christ. That's what somebody said. Somebody else said that. Not this show. Somebody else. I disagree. I disagree. I also disagree.

I disagree with that and I love all governors of all states always most have molested me let's just move along okay goodbye goodbye everybody biggestproblem.show patreon.com slash biggest problem