The Blindboy Podcast - Geopolitics and Spaghetti Bolognese

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

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Grin for Paris Hilton, you big stinkin' Tilda Swinton's. Welcome to the Blind By Podcast. If this is your first episode, maybe consider going back to an earlier episode, or even beginning from the start. There's nearly 400 episodes now, I know that seems like a tall order, but a lot of new listeners genuinely do go back to the very start of this podcast and binge the absolute fuck out of it, which is what I like to hear. I intend this podcast to be a perpetual, autofictional novel.

It's minus two degrees in Limerick City. Now, if you're listening from Canada or I was in Oslo last year, if you're listening from Oslo, minus two degrees mean fuck all. I was in Oslo last year. It was about minus 12 at night time. If I took my gloves off, after about two minutes, my hands started to physically hurt. So that's real cold, I understand it. But here in Limerick it's minus two. And I fucking adore it. The sun is slanty and golden all day. The sky is this thin baby blue with a little hint of yellow to it. And the air is completely dry.

It's this incredibly still, sparkly coldness. And I think it's my favorite Irish weather, because it's predictable. You can rely upon it. I've spoken many a time about sunny weather in Ireland. Yeah, sometimes we get a nice sunny, hot, clear day, but you can never really enjoy it. Because there's the consistent threat of rain, and when a dry, hot, sunny day, a Mediterranean-type day, actually does present itself in Ireland. We spend all of our time worrying about whether we're enjoying it enough or not.

You can't actually relax. You walk into town wearing shorts and you're thinking, ah fuck it, maybe I should be at the beach. Then you go to the beach and it's like, oh maybe I should be back at home, drying clothes. Look at the wonderful drying that's out there. What a waste to be at the beach. But with freezing cold, December stillness, you know what you're getting. Highly unlikely that it suddenly rain. If it does, it's not that disappointing anyway because the weather's kind of shit. So when it's freezing cold and dry and clear, you can just relax. You can relax and you can plan things.

So what I've been doing is going on very long walks, dressed head to toe in cortex and padded clothing. And I've even got long johns. I'm wearing fucking long johns. I've got long johns, a set of trousers that go over the long johns, and then cortex trousers that go over that Long Johns and then Gartex trousers that go over that. Three fucking layers. Harnessing the insulatory properties of pockets of warm air.

Like I'm a fucking chaffinch up on a tree. I have an impenetrable, puffy jacket. Waterproof, warm, the whole shebang. Fingerless gloves with a retractable mitten attachment. They're called shooter mittens, they're what snipers wear. Well they're what I wear when I walk around Newark City drinking a hot chocolate. And finally I've got hiking boots. Proper decent fucking hiking boots. Full divorce da hiking boots. And of course a woolly hat and I'm considering a balaclava. I'm considering going full balaclava. The thing that's stopping me from, the thing that's stopping me from wearing a balaclava is,

look, we're all adults here. We know that I don't wear a plastic bag on my head all the time, only when I'm on stage. The vast majority of my life is spent walking the streets with a human face. So I'm in this strange situation whereby the only part of my body that's exposed to the elements is my face and the solution to that is a balaclava which is a perfectly acceptable thing to wear

when it's this cold. But if I wear a balaclava walking around Limerick and all you can see is my two eyes coming out of the balaclava. Then I might get recognised in the street in Limerick as Blind By. That's how the United Healthcare assassin got caught. This week, he's been arrested. He wore a Covid mask and a hat to disguise himself so all you had was his eyes. Then the police released a lot of photographs of him with his mask, and his hat, and his eyes. And he got identified in a rural McDonald's in Pennsylvania because he was wearing a COVID mask. He was wearing a COVID mask and a hat and people identified his fucking eyes. So if he went around with his face nobody would have

identified him. So that's why I can't worry about a clava in Limerick City. What you want me to say about the United Healthcare assassin? A man who did very, very evil things was shot dead in the street. A CEO of United Healthcare. I know the company has healthcare in its name and we call it a health insurance company. In America, what a company like United Healthcare actually does, it's a giant pile of cash that makes money by denying healthcare to the most vulnerable people. Okay?

I know we call it health insurance, healthcare, these are just words. The actual business model is to make profits by denying healthcare. It's quite an evil system. It's a very evil structure that targets the most vulnerable people. Sick people, sick children, people with terminal illness. Illness is part of the human condition. It can't be avoided. So companies like United Healthcare, they make profits by denying healthcare to people who are dying of cancer. Instead of calling it a healthcare company, we could call it an exploitation of human suffering company.

But we don't say that. This is health insurance. In America, in America, America is quite unique amongst developed nations because it lacks a guaranteed right to health care. I'm not saying it's perfect here in Ireland or it's perfect over in the fucking UK, but our health system isn't driven purely by unfettered capitalism and profit. It is in America. People who get cancer in America, people who get pregnant in America, can end up with serious debt.

So people who can afford it in America, they get healthcare insurance, they get health insurance from companies like United Healthcare. And then United Healthcare, it's a giant pile of cash that makes profits by denying people healthcare. But it's not just the insurance companies. In America, because of lack of regulation, the healthcare providers like hospitals, physicians, and the drug companies charge way higher rates than they do in other countries. So the entire system is pitted against the vulnerable.

When you're sick, you're vulnerable. Human beings get sick. Human, that's part of the human condition. That's what we do. We're healthy and we get sick. And when one of us gets sick, we should care for each other, not in America, which I think that's really evil. I don't have any

other word for that other than that's incredibly evil and it should be illegal. And the CEO of that company was shot dead in the street, was shot dead in the street. And the person who's been arrested for shooting, a fellow by the name of Luigi Mangione, he released a manifesto and he clearly states in the manifesto, The US has the number one most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly 42 in life expectancy. United Healthcare is the largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple and

Google. It has grown and grown, but as for our life expectancy, no. The reality is, these companies have simply gotten too powerful and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allowed them to get away with it. So you have it there unequivocally and explicitly, Luigi Mangione,

who's been arrested for that shooting, for shooting that CEO, there he is saying it. I did it, and this is why I did it. And even though you have it there, his manifesto, a lot of the media are choosing not to publish it. MSNBC had a whole article talking about how the shooter had played a children's video game and were trying to blame a video game on why he shot the CEO.

The US media is scrambling for any narrative other than, this man was radicalised by the normalised evil of profit driven health insurance. And the media is doing that because it's playing the role of the ideological state apparatus. The media is propagating and holding up capitalist ideology to maintain social order and control in a way that feels voluntary. What they don't want is a bunch of American people going, maybe what that healthcare company is doing

is actually evil. Maybe they're doing an evil thing and that should be illegal and should be stopped. And corporations are frightened because I've seen a number of US corporations this week have started advertising for professional security for their CEOs. In response to the shooting, some health insurance companies have their CEO's names are no longer publicly available, they took them down off their websites. Also a couple of days after the shooting, one particular company called Anthem, another health insurance company. Anthem were about to bring forward a policy

around anesthesia, right? Where if you've got health insurance but anthem okay and you need to go in for an operation you're gonna go under anesthetic. Obviously incredibly expensive, anesthetic is profoundly expensive and anesthesiologists are specialists. In America getting an operation your anesthetic could be upwards of a hundred grand to get an operation so you better make sure your health insurance company is covering your anesthetic could be upwards of a hundred grand to get an operation. So you better make sure your health insurance company is covering your fucking anesthetic if you're getting an operation. So this company Anthem, we're

about to bring forward a policy whereby if you got an operation, let's just say appendix, but some complication happens in the middle of the operation and the surgeon has to operate on you for longer than agreed Then Anthem wouldn't cover your fucking anesthesia To protect profits so that the insurance company can earn more money. So when you critically analyze it like that It's evil that that's that fucking bad. That's cruel. That's evil. But Anthem aren't gonna go ahead with that now. They announced this week that they're not gonna do it. They haven't given the fact that the CEO of another healthcare company was shot,

they haven't given that as the reason as to why they're not gonna head with that policy. But the shooting has large corporations very, very worried because healthcare impacts everybody. Everybody gets sick, everybody needs to be insurance whether someone's rich or someone's poor in America a Lot of American people have got heartbreaking stories about a loved one who suffered unnecessarily Because a health insurance company refused to pay for healthcare they do this three ways

insurance company refused to pay for health care. They do this three ways, delay, deny, defend, which is a standard practice in the US with insurance companies. When someone comes in who has insurance, wants coverage for their medical treatment, the insurance company, they'll delay that claim, they'll flat out deny it, or they'll defend why they shouldn't pay it out.

Delayed, denied, defend was also written on the shell casings of the bullets that the assassin used when he murdered the CEO. And he's now a terrorist. He's now portrayed as a radical terrorist. He's a murderer. He's an evil and bad person. Even though he released a clear manifesto saying why he did it, he's being portrayed as someone who was radicalized through video games

to deflect from conversations around why health insurance in America might be evil. And why is that clearly, clearly evil system not seen as evil? Why is it, is it completely normalized? It's normalized through the ideological state apparatus. That's a word I've used before, comes from a theorist called Louis Althuser. Schools, religion, the media, America is the land of the free. Manifest destiny. The land is yours to take if you can take it even if there's poor people or indigenous people in the way.

This same freedom applies to corporations. Corporations are treated like people in America. A giant pile of cash has the right to do what the fuck it wants to survive and grow bigger. And with this individual liberty to be as free as you want, it's yours for the taking. But if you want to do that, you also have to take individual responsibility. If you are sick, that's on you. It's not the responsibility of the community. You're free to be wealthy and you're free to be sick. If you're poor, that's your fault. This is America. You're completely free to be whatever you want. If

you're poor, it's obviously your fault. So if you do get sick, because everyone gets sick, if you do get sick and you can't afford to pay for it, well, that's on you, because you can't be poor in America. You're free to be rich. There's no such thing as poor people in America. There's just rich people that haven't happened yet, because a lot of the ideology of American capitalism, particularly, and these American notions of freedom, They're rooted in what's called frontier ism America's a colonized land that was only colonized in the past 400 years Europeans colonized the place on the East Coast and we're told This place is fucking massive. It's yours

explore Conquer set new frontiers. Take what's there, it's there in front of you. It was an official policy known as Manifest Destiny. You'd think a Trump now would make America great again. In 1844, the Democrats won and Manifest Destiny was the phrase. To the West is all this undiscovered land. It's yours. Go forth, go West, take it. This is the land of the free, complete unfettered freedom to take what you want.

It's there, but it's the home of the brave. There's your individualism. You better have your fucking health insurance. Better be brave. But manifest all that freedom. It's there, it's there. If you're brave enough, it's there. And what manifest destiny means is, it's not a matter of if you become rich and plentiful. It's a guarantee. It's predestined. It's there. You just have to manifest it by

going out onto that wild frontier and taking what's yours. Taking what is there for you. But what about the indigenous people? Oh, they're not real. They're not. They're like animals or plants. Just conquer them as well. That's frontierism. That is the narrative. That's the narrative of the United States. It's the narrative of how history is taught in the United States. It's the narrative of how history is taught in the United States. Movies, TVs, books, the media, and in attitudes towards business, a corporation's right to profits is like a pilgrim's right to stake a claim in the land and make it their farm. Highly individualistic, highly selfish.

And things like regulations and rules, these are basically pesky indigenous people who are preventing you from conquering the land. All of that informs the ideology that normalizes and allows and permits. A healthcare industry that is clearly evil. No, we cannot treat your cancer because you don't have enough money is evil. Oh, you do have a bit of money. You've got insurance. Well, so even though you have insurance, so you've been given us a lot of money, right? Even though you have health insurance, we're gonna figure out a way to not pay for your cancer treatment so that we can earn some more money. Is that okay? So that's evil and and the CEO who oversaw a lot of that was shot dead in the street last week And do I want to see a bunch of CEOs shot dead in the street? No, but I'd like to see

I'd like that man's job to be illegal Healthcare should be a human right. A human right. Nobody should die because they can't afford healthcare. Nobody should be in debt because they availed of healthcare because they got sick. These things should be unconscionable and illegal. There should be rules and regulations and red tape and it should be really difficult for individuals and corporations to exploit people's health for profit.

That's not a very controversial position for me to have. And it's also, it's not a big unattainable dream. They can do it in Canada. Completely different health system up in Canada. There's universal coverage up in Canada. Completely different health system up in Canada. There's universal coverage up in Canada. If you're poor and you get cancer in Canada and you can't afford insurance, do you know what happens? You get treatment for free, paid for by everybody's taxes. And I'm sure I've got some Canadian listeners who are ready to mail me now because the Canadian

health system isn't as perfect as I'm making it out to be. Probably not, I'm guessing not. But what I do know, I know a couple of people, Irish people my age, who've been living in Canada, working there since the last recession. And they want to come home, but they're not. And the reason is, they want Canadian citizenship just for the healthcare, for the healthcare alone. So it's definitely better than Ireland. So I don't want CEOs shot in the street. Because at the end of the day, that man, Brian Thompson,

he had kids, he had a family, and they're grieving. But their dad's job was so evil that it should be illegal as a job, it shouldn't exist. And the man who shot him is gonna go to jail for a long fucking time he's gonna be made an example of because what he did is very dangerous and has the potential to cause a class-based revolution in America. It has the potential to raise class consciousness so he needs to be severely publicly punished by the system to send a clear message to anybody else who's thinking about shooting a CEO,

that you'd be punished with the full extent of the law. It's early to call, but I reckon, I think they might call domestic terrorism on him. I'm not sure if the crime is considered federal yet, and how he 3D printed a gun, but he's gonna be labeled a radical terrorist. And you can agree with that if you like, but you know what's completely normal

You know what's not only normal, but it's celebrated. They're 17 year olds US soldiers 17 year olds right now and they're deployed in Syria They're in Syria the government of Syria fell apart last week. Syria is about to descend into chaos Now you remember the podcast I did a couple of months ago about the Middle East where you can trace trace the turmoil in the Middle East to the Sykes-Picot agreement of 1916 where Britain and France divided the area of the Middle East to put it into consistent sectarian division for perpetual chaos so that the resources in the Middle East could be exploited to benefit the West.

Well that's still happening. So right now there's 17, 18, 19 year old American US troops deployed in Syria and I'll tell you what they're doing. I don't even have, I'm not going to even tell you what they're doing. I let the President of America tell you what they're doing. I don't even have... we should take it, but we have the oil. Right now, the United States has the oil. So they say he left troops in Syria. No, I got rid of all of them, other than we're protecting the oil.

We have the oil. So that's not AI. I didn't fake anything there. That's actual Donald Trump, President-elect, saying the quiet part out loud, explicitly saying that the US troops are in Syria to take the aisle. Why is he taking the aisle? Because he feels entitled to the aisle. That's manifest destiny right there. That's unfettered American capitalism. We're taking the aisle for the freedom of profits.

But it's not your aisle. and then the people of Syria say, but that's our oil. We thought you're America. The deal was, when America comes into our country, you liberate us and bring democracy. What about our oil? And then the people of Syria become a sick patient, ringing up their health insurance company under the mistaken belief that they were covered. You are in your fuck covered. That's our oil now, because of profits.

Because Trump doesn't give a fuck, he's not mincing his words there, he's explicitly saying why US troops are in Syria. What he's supposed to say is, we are helping Syria peacefully transition to democracy. We are rebuilding Syria. That's what Kamala Harris would be saying. But Trump, Trump is like, no. You see Kamala, she would do something evil but tell you she's not doing something evil. I'm gonna do something evil and tell you I'm doing it out of sheer brazenness. So we're in Syria taking the oil.

We're taking their oil. It's ours now. And the troops are there to defend the oil that we're stealing. Is that okay? And they're gonna get away with it because of chaos. Like I said, you go as far back as the Brits, 1917. As soon as they figured out oil was present in the Middle East. All Western meddling in the Middle East has been to create chaos and destabilization for the extraction of resources.

To benefit you and me, to benefit you and me as citizens of the global north within the American Empire. That sounds like a conspiracy theory. There's no conspiracy theory, that's just capitalism. That's capitalism and colonialism. It feels like a conspiracy theory because we're used to having it described to us using a very different set of words and value systems.

And Israel is just a giant Western aircraft carrier in the middle of all this. Let's take it back to the man who shot the CEO of the health company. The media will portray this person as a terrorist, as a radical, as a criminal, as a murderer, as a bad person. That's normalized, that's a normal view within the media, that's how it's going to be portrayed. What's also completely normal and acceptable is that there's US troops 17 year olds and they are in Syria

stealing the oil and they're gonna shoot dead civilians in Syria while protecting the oil and then they'll get medals and they'll be called heroes and the entire ideological structure and framework within the media is going to portray it's going to portray those soldiers as heroes that are protecting freedom and democracy. They're protecting capitalism. They're stealing oil from the people of Syria and they'll shoot anybody who tries to get in their way. These men are heroes. They're killing for the values of their country. That fella who shot the CEO, he views himself the same way.

As far as he's concerned, the health insurance companies are at war with the American people. So he shot one of them. So now he's a terrorist. Guess who's not a terrorist anymore? Abu Mohammed al-Julani, the leader of HTS,

who overthrew Assad in Syria this week. If you read the media, he is a rebel leader, the leader of HTS, who overthrew Assad in Syria this week. If you read the media, he is a rebel leader, he's a revolutionary, and he's not a terrorist. He was a terrorist in 2017 when he founded Al-Nusra Front, the Syrian wing of Al-Qaeda. Do you remember Al-Qaeda? They flew two planes into the World Trade Center as an act of terrorism and a symbolic act against American capitalism and globalization. ISIS basically. So he was a terrorist back in 2017. The US embassy in Syria, they still have the tweet, the tweet

is still up where they have his photograph, he's dressed in traditional Islamic gear, it's a wanted poster, there's a price on his head. In 2017, the US were like, this fella's a terrorist, he's in ISIS. But now, he's called a rebel leader, and he's dressed identical to President Zelensky. And last week, I saw a headline in the Telegraph that said, how Syria's diversity-friendly jihadists plan on building a state. And that's probably happening.

That's probably the CIA and maybe Mossad. That's what they do. They've done it loads of times before. That's what they do. This fellow was arrested by the Yanks, went in as a jihadi and came out as a revolutionary. He was literally, like literally, a specially designated global terrorist, according to the US. He was up there with Bin Laden.

Now he's not anymore. He's a freedom fighter. He's not a terrorist. He's dressed like President Zelensky. He's diversity friendly, and he's gonna bring stability to Syria. Now he took Assad from power, but I'm not defending Bashar al-Assad.

He was horrendous. He was horrible. He used chemical weapons on his own people. An absolute dictator. But you think America want Assad gone because he's cruel to his people? No. Number one, Assad funds Hamas and gives sanctuary to leaders of Hamas in Damascus. So Israel, who are next door neighbors to Syria, they want Assad gone. Assad was an ally of Iran, so the US and Israel want him gone. There's a huge area of Syria called the Golden Heights, which has been occupied by Israel since the 70s, I think. Now that Assad is gone, right now,

Israel are bombing all of Syria's military infrastructure to destabilize and demilitarize the country. And Netanyahu announced it the other day. They're now effectively, they're annexing the Golden Heights to make it part of Israel. And then on top of all of this, now that Assad is gone, Russia is gone from Syria. So now Russia no longer has a heavy presence in the Middle East. So this is all a big strategic win for America and Israel, and most likely utter chaos and destabilization for the people of Syria. But that's good for America too, because now they can, as Trump said,

they can steal the oil. You can steal the oil when a country is destabilized. That's where our oil came from the last decade. That's what America did in Iraq under the premise of democracy. So that's what happened in the past week with Syria. And based on past behavior and how it's been spoken about in the media, I reckon it's the hidden hand of the CIA and Mossad. Do you know who else worked for the CIA and was funded by the CIA? Bin Laden. That's not conspiracy theory, it's fact. It's fact. Look it up.

In the 1980s, Bin Laden was the head of the Mojahedin in Afghanistan fighting the Soviets and they were fully funded by the CIA. Ronald Reagan called them freedom fighters. And then they became terrorists. The lad who shot the CEO, he's a terrorist. The US soldiers defending oil, defending oil rigs, they're heroes. It's all down to the narrative that supports the ideology of capitalism. How the fuck did I start talking about this? This podcast was supposed to be about

Balinese. I wanted to do a podcast about Balinese. So yeah, that's...that fella who shot the CEO. That's the reason I'm not wearing a balaclava and limerick. It's freezing cold. It's freezing cold. All I want is to be able to walk around in the cold while every centimeter of my body is toasty and warm. I adore doing that. It brings me great meaning.

It brings me great happiness. However, my face is fucking freezing. My face is freezing because the rest of me is so dry and warm. So the logical next step is to wear a bataclava. To wear a bataclava. But the events in the news of the past week have made me realise that I can't get away with a bataclava. I can't wear a bataclava in Limerick City because it's just a set of eyes and then a person is going to come up to me and say, oh are you blind boy? I'm a stranger and I'd like to have an unplanned and spontaneous conversation about horse outside and then I'm gonna run. I literally run away and the

parameters of social acceptability for the balaclava change rapidly Depending on the speed that you're traveling while wearing a fucking balaclava So I can walk around limric wearing a balaclava, but I can't run through limric wearing a balaclava Now I'm a criminal and if a stranger stopped me on the street to talk about horse outside. I'd run I would literally I would run away from them. So thank you to the United Healthcare Assassin for helping me come to the conclusion that I shouldn't buy a balaclava. And also, like I adore walking around in the freezing cold while being incredibly warm

and dry. It gives me a feeling of control. I strive to operate under a philosophy of I've no control over what happens to me but I have full control over how I react to what happens to me. And what I'm referring to there is my emotions, my attitudes, my views. I have the freedom to respond to my environment and when it's real cold that that's a harsh, unpleasant environment. So I respond to that environment by dressing up really warm. So doing that reminds me that I have the choice to do that with my emotions too. But when I do that, I realize that it is impossible to

mindfully experience the wonderful warmth of being wrapped up in the cold without wondering what it's like for somebody who can't wrap up in the cold. So every December I buy hats and gloves for people who are homeless on the streets, people who are begging, for drug addicts, for people who are going through addiction in particular. It's not expensive, it's like ten quid. If I see a person on the street who's begging, or who's going through addiction, I buy them hats and gloves. And the people who are experiencing addiction in particular, they're very, very grateful. It's clearly...this makes a massive, massive impact on the quality of their life. Because people experiencing addiction, if they get a tenner, they might not be able to buy gloves and a hat with that money because they're an addiction so they need their drugs just to feel normal.

So I'm saying this, I'm not looking for brownie pints for you to think, oh isn't blind boy so kind and lovely. It's not a gigantic financial investment. A tenner for fucking gloves and a hat. That's the price of a lunch. But if it's fucking, if it's freezing, if it's absolutely freezing, be the person who thinks of that. Just run into the shop, get the gloves and the hat, and give them to that person.

It makes a huge fucking difference to their quality of life. Like imagine, like imagine being outside all day long and you don't have a fucking hat and gloves. The other thing is if these people are sleeping rough, something like a hat and gloves, you lose a lot of heat through the head. A hat might save a person's life if they were sleeping rough, you know? And the thing is too with Christmas, people have their heads up their arses at Christmas, people walk around town just thinking of shopping, distracted by lists and things they have to do. So homeless people don't get noticed as much. But I'm saying this on the podcast because I know, I'm not looking for brownie pints, but I know that ye will listen to this,

and then one of ye is gonna buy a homeless person gloves and a hat tomorrow. You'd be thinking about it, and that's exactly what that person needs. And the reason I think about it is, I can't walk around town in my double gartex and pockets of fucking air. Relishing warmth. I can't do that. While there's someone else in the street with no fucking gloves and blue hands. And unfortunately, there's quite a bit of that in Limerick, unfortunately.

So I actually wanted to speak about Spaghetti Baronais and this week's podcast. Like I fucking love Spaghetti Baronais. It's...you know what, let's have the ocarina pause first before I move on to Spaghetti Baronais discourse. I play the ocarina now. one that's friendly to be known as Scar. So glad I brought some crickets. Bring your whole family. Come on, Mufasa, let's get in some trouble. On December 20th, a kingdom of adventure awaits. We can do this.

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Okay some upcoming gigs. All my gigs now are in 2025, so you can get some tickets for Christmas if you like. Vicar Street on Monday the 27th of January. Come along to that. Beautiful, delicious Vicar Street gig. That one's setting out quickly. February. The second of February, no sorry, the ninth of February.

I'm in glamorous leisure land in Galway. I have a fantastic guess for that. Friday the 21st. Crescent Hall up in Drogheda. More glamour. Then 28th of February. Belfast in the Waterfront Theatre. March the 7th. I'm in the Eineck down in Killarney.

Then on the 13th of March, I'm in the Cork Opera House. April, is it? Fucking Australia, New Zealand, that's all, though. Then 23rd of April, Limerick, fucking University Concert Hall, Limerick. Biggest gig I've ever done in Limerick, fucking University concert hall, Limerick, biggest gig I've ever done in Limerick, can't wait for that. June, my big massive England and Scotland tour.

So in June, starting on the...is that the 1st of June? Starting in June, Bristol, Cornwall, Sheffield, Manchester, Glasgow, York, London, East Sussex, Norwich, and Edinburgh is in there too. That tour, even though that tour is in June, that's really setting out quickly. People are buying tickets as Christmas presents, so if you do want to come to my fucking England and Scotland tour, they are in June, which is ages away. If you're coming to that, get get your tickets now because you might be disappointed So this was this was actually going to be a spaghetti balonese podcast. I

Just want to dedicate a podcast to spaghetti balonese. I didn't expect it to be Anti-capitalist geopolitics, but look fuck it here. We are that's what felt right, and I think now it's time to talk about spaghetti balonese. I adore spaghetti balolognese. I enjoy how no two spaghetti bologneses are the same. Taste your friend's spaghetti bolognese. It'll be very different to your spaghetti bolognese. It's very difficult to make a bollocks of a spaghetti bolognese. At its most basic level, you're talking about frying some minced beef and then adding to this a jar of bolognese sauce, generic Italian tomato sauce. You eat this with spaghetti and it's a perfectly acceptable meal. No complaints. It's comfort food. It's filling and also it has the psychological impact. We process spaghetti bolognese as a healthy meal. Even though if we're being honest,

it's effectively a hamburger that shat itself. Spaghetti is a type of lanky, unleavened, nervous bread. Beef mince is a Anki, unleavened, nervous bread. Beef mince is a burger patty that hasn't happened yet. A trainee burger. And Dalmio tomato sauce is ketchup on a horn. The most basic plate of spaghetti bolognese is a deconstructed burger. It's a hamburger.

But if I eat a hamburger for my dinner, my brain doesn't tell myself that I've just eaten a hearty meal. My brain tells myself that I've just eaten a hearty meal. My brain tells myself, you've just eaten junk food. You've just had a burger. It's just been bread, mince and ketchup. But spaghetti bananese is bread, mince and ketchup. Pasta, mince and fucking ragout sauce. But yet it feels as hearty as a stew. goo sauce, but yet it feels as hearty as a stew. Spaghetti Bananez was the first fancy meal. No, exotic, the first exotic meal that my ma ever cooked for me.

Now I mentioned before about pizzas, like think it was my seventh or eighth birthday. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had come out. I begged my mother, I said please can I have a fucking frozen pizza. These were relatively new things. Frozen pizzas, this we're talking early 90s here, frozen pizzas were relatively new in Ireland and I asked my ma for a frozen pizza for my birthday. She was reluctant because it meant having to turn the fucking oven on. She hated turning on

the oven. So my ma fried the frozen pizza for my birthday, but that wasn't the first time that my mother made what she would consider to be an exotic food, exotic. Spaghetti Bolognese was the first exotic food that was cooked in my house. I was a very small child, but I remember the year was 1990 and the reason I remember is that Italian 90 was on TV. This was the World Cup, the soccer World Cup. I know fuck all about sports but I remember Italian 90 when I was a little child because Ireland, Ireland had done very well in this World Cup and it was a big deal culturally in Ireland.

The one thing I do fucking remember is Ireland were knocked out of the World Cup because an Italian fella called Scillacci scored a goal against Ireland and knocked Ireland out. But then what happened? When the commentators on TV or the news media, whatever, everyone was talking about fucking Scalacci, the Italian cunt is after kicking Ireland out of the soccer tournament. Scalacci, you bollocks. Whatever happened, some pundit said, maybe the Irish team should start eating spaghetti, should start eating spaghetti like Skalachy,

and then they'll become better football players. And then my older brother started demanding spaghetti. We want spaghetti for dinner. We want spaghetti like Skalachy. Now, I went looking up the Irish newspaper archives to see how many times and when Bara'naise was mentioned in Irish newspapers. It barely gets a mention. Throughout the 1960s and 70s you'd have the odd Italian restaurant advertising

in a newspaper and Bara'naise is on the menu. So it's really only around the late 80s that you start to see Baronaise begin to be mentioned frequently in Irish newspapers, particularly a brand of jar sauce called Dalmio. You have to remember too, and I've told you this before, there's a woman in Limerick, she's in her mid-40s, and her name is Lisagne. The name on her birth certificate is Lisagne. I know Lasagna. I know her. She goes by Sanya. Her name is Sanya. Anyone who knows her, her name is fucking Sanya. But her actual name on her birth certificate is Lasagna.

Because in the late 70s, her parents from Limerick went on holidays to Italy. They heard the name Lasagna, thought it sounded beautiful, and then named their daughter lasagna. So there's a woman in Limerick and her name is lasagna. Sonia, Sonia, quite an easy change, but her fucking name on her birth certificate is lasagna. That's how alien and strange European food was to Ireland when we were just entering the European Union. You have to remember before the European Union Ireland had a an economic policy of protectionism, very insular, not a lot of imports and a post-colonial sense of

looking inwards at our Irishness and not allowing anything else in. So that's how you get a girl called lasagne in the fucking 70s. So anyway I'm looking through the Irish newspaper archives and I do start to see an explosion of Dalmio sauce from about 1985 onwards. Now I remember my ma saying, we're not cooking that fucking exotic shit. Her exact words, we're not cooking exotic shit. In reference Bolognese. And this was about 1990, so to my mother, this would actually have been considered extravagant, exotic, foreign food, this Bolognese. And it was probably expensive compared to other groceries at the time. But my ma gave in because all my brothers were obsessed with fucking Skalachy, Skorling Goules.

And she went and bought a jar of Dalmio, an achuba spaghetti, followed the instructions, and I'll never forget it. I was a tiny little kid, it was amazing. It was the mouthfeel, the mouthfeel of the spaghetti combined with the sauce and meat. Whatever the spaghetti did to distribute the meat, I'd never tasted minced meat like that before. I instantly fell in love with spaghetti bolognese. And

the best part was, my ma was pleasantly surprised at how incredibly easy the entire process was. Now my dad didn't eat any of it. He was terrified, terrified of any strange foods. He said, I can't eat that, that'll cut the belly off me. Didn't even know what that meant. My dad didn't eat any. But my ma couldn't believe, like, how much easier it was to cook pasta than boil a lot of spuds and peel them. And then the simplicity of having something like mince meat, which is usually flavorless when it's plain, getting something like mince meat and which is usually flavorless when it's plain. Getting something like mince meat and just adding a jar to it and then you get this explosion of flavor that everyone adores. So my ma started to buy Dalmio sauce and spaghetti once a week. We'd fucking spaghetti

bolognese once a week and it was my favorite meal from my childhood. Spaghetti bolognese was the first meal I learned to cook when I moved out of home and I don't think I'm alone in that. I think it's most people's first meal. It's so simple but when you eat it, it feels like a proper dinner. It's not chicken nuggets and chips in the oven. It's just as simple, but it feels like an actual meal. And when I started to cook it for myself, I was in my early 20s and I had absolutely no money. So when you're in that situation, you're no longer buying

a jar of dolmio. You're making your own balonés from scratch, using the tins of tomatoes that you get in Aldi for 16 cents, and then you start to realize that the best bolognese is the one that you make yourself from scratch with guarded cloves and fresh basil. But it was around that time that I started to look for authentic bolognese recipes. What's the actual Italian bolognese recipe if I really want to make it from scratch? When you do that you start to realize spaghetti bolognese recipe, if I really want to make it from scratch. And when you do that you start to realize spaghetti bolognese doesn't fucking exist. It doesn't exist in Italy. There's no dish called spaghetti bolognese in Italy. If you go to an Italian restaurant, like one in Italy in particular,

and ask for it, they don't have it. The dish that we know as spaghetti bolognese was invented outside of Italy probably sometime after World War II from maybe soldiers that had been in Italy and returned to either Britain or the US. But the spaghetti bolognese that we know and love is, it's a vaguely Italian tomato slop recreated by foreigners from memory, which then became so popular in the UK and in the US that Italian restaurants had to begrudgingly add this fake Italian dish to their restaurant menus because that's all anyone wanted in Britain and in the US. The closest thing to spaghetti bolognese The closest thing to spaghetti bolognese in Italy is... So there's a city called Bologna. That's where bolognese, that's where the name comes from, Bologna.

It's in the north of Italy. And in Bologna, they have a sauce that's called a meat ragu. R-A-G-U. It's minced beef, veal, diced tomato, celery, onions, red wine and the tiniest hint of tomato paste. But it's a meat sauce. And this is meat ragu from Bologna. And even the name ragu, r-a-g-u, that comes from the French, r-o-g-o-u-t, which is a type of French stew. Because during the Napoleonic Wars, French soldiers brought their beef stew to the north of Italy, and then ragu is based on that. So that's the closest thing there is,

the spaghetti bolognese. But it's nothing like spaghetti bolognese. There's no fucking tomatoes in it. It's the spaghetti bolognese that we enjoy. It's bullshit, it's made up. It's an Italian slap that we just imagine, but it's still fucking delicious. It's still delicious.

And over the years, I perfected my own recipe. It's very simple. I start off with the soffritto, which is diced celery, onions, carrot, and garlic. I fry that, then I add my meat, usually beef mince or a mix of beef and pork mince, chopped fresh basil, salt and pepper, and the most important ingredient of all,

San Marzano tomatoes in a can. They're just incredible Italian tomatoes, unparalleled. And that's what makes my baronets. Sometimes I might add a bit of red wine, or at the time a bit of Worcester sauce, whatever the fuck I want. But the San Marzano tomatoes are what make it. They're the most important ingredient.

And what really made me notice this was, couple of years ago, just after the pandemic, my baronets had started to become shit, and I couldn't really figure out. Why is it so bad now? What's going on? So what had actually happened, and it took nearly a year to realize this, I'd bought a new pair of shoes. They were Nike's. Nike fucking trainers, right? And every time I went to the canned goods aisle to buy my San Marzano tomatoes, every time I reached for my San Marzano tomatoes, I got a tiny electric shock. The shoes were obviously, whatever, whatever material the shoes were made out of, they were

building up static and whatever particular type of metal, these Italian San Marzano tomatoes, when I went to touch this fucking tin of tomatoes, most of the time, it gave me a fairly unpleasant shock. When it happened a second or third time, I began to yelp. Yelping. Like, bop! Bop! Bop! Like, yelping. Yelping in duns. Touching the tomatoes, because I'm getting an electric shock. But the thing is, the yelping, the yelping is then worse than the shock, because when you yelp, if you yelp in the supermarket, people stare at you. And I didn't like that one bit. That made me deeply uncomfortable. So I start to get the shocks from from the cans of San Marzano and

then I notice each time I go back, now I'm wary, I'm wary of the San Marzano tin. I'm not just grabbing for it now. It's taken me 20 seconds to slowly put my hand towards the tin and then I start to experience what's called anticipatory anxiety. So I don't really know when the shock is gonna happen, I don't know if it's gonna happen and I don't know how intense the shock is gonna happen. Now we're talking about a static shock here against a tin of tomatoes, so nothing major, fucking tiny.

But because I'd learned to expect the electric shock, the anticipation of that negative outcome causes it to grow and grow. So then when I finally reach for the tin of tomatoes, to touch it it when the shock does occur. I experience it as four or five times as extreme as it needs to be. The anticipatory anxiety had almost heightened the sensitivity around my finger. So now this tiny shock is deeply unpleasant until I just said, fuck that, no more San Marzano tomatoes now I didn't know it was the shoes I didn't know it's this particular pair of nikes

I hadn't a clue I just thought I was going electric it was the middle of the fucking pandemic or at the end of the pandemic I thought I was becoming more electric so I moved from San Marzano tomatoes in the tin to just no tomatoes at all. A little bit of tomato paste. I was following the Bologna ragu. The electric shocks that I was experiencing from trying to touch the tin of tomatoes had inadvertently pushed my recipe very close into the direction of the traditional Bologna ragu. I didn't want to use fresh tomatoes.

I just, it didn't feel right. So I said, fuck it, I'll stick with this traditional recipe, but I didn't like it until I got rid of the shoes. I got rid of the shoes and then was able to return to the San Marzano tomatoes to make my delicious bolognese. But anyway, there's no connection between delicious bolognese. But anyway there's no connection between the bolognese that we eat and the city of Bologna in Italy. But my unique experience of getting electric shocks from tomatoes while trying to make

bolognese, that actually does have a direct correlation with the city of Bologna. Up until about the 18th century, people didn't know how our muscles moved. People didn't understand how our muscles moved or how an animal's muscle moved. There was a Roman physician called Galen, so I'm talking ancient Rome, and Galen believed that, because he used to dissect bodies, that the human body moves because we have nerves, but nerves are effectively hollow tubes that send our soul or our spirit down these tubes to our fingers and muscles, and this is how we move. So in the Italian city of Bologna,

sometime around the late 1700s, there was a scientist called Galvani, and Galvani was obsessed with, you know, how the fuck do muscles move? How do animals walk? What's going on there? What's happening in the soul from movement to occur? So Galvani, he devised an experiment using frogs legs, he cut the legs off frogs and he found that by pressing certain metals against the legs of a dead frog that he could make the legs twitch and move with just the presence of metal on the dead frog's flesh. But the frog is dead but the legs are moving as if it's alive. So Galvani, he was the first person to discover

that muscles move using electricity. That our brains and animals brains, they actually send electrical signals through the muscles and that's how movement occurs. And what Galvani was specifically discovering they are specifically doing. By pressing the metal against the dead frog's leg, he was generating static, static electricity. And this was causing the muscle to spasm. And that's the exact same process. When I was in Duns, in the tinned goods aisle, trying to grab my San Marzano tomatoes, and whatever metal that that tin was made out of, and the static buildup of my body and the rubber shoes,

my fingers were becoming the frog's legs. I was generating a little static spark and it was causing my fingers to spasm. But the synchronicity I enjoy with this whole story is that, so around 1790, that's the time of the Napoleonic Wars. That's when French soldiers are going to be present in the city of Bologna. That's when the recipe, the French inspired recipe of the Bologna Ragu gets introduced. At the same time, Ragout gets introduced. At the same time, there's a scientist in Bologna who discovers that if he makes static from metal against a dead frog's legs,

that this is how muscles move. And then I receive static shocks on my hand in the supermarket 200 years later, and those static shocks, unbeknownst to myself, push me towards a more authentic ragu sauce from Bologna. And I enjoy that synchronicity. Maybe that's mentally insane. Maybe I've gone too far this time. Maybe... Maybe those connections are a bit too much and that would get me diagnosed with schizophrenia. I'm fully aware of the gigantic

of the absolutely unhinged leap that I've made there, but you know what? I enjoy it. It means something to me. It's something I've thought about I'm not saying it's true. I'm not saying it's true. I'm not saying there was some type of supernatural frog's legs, napoleonic stew time traveling thing going on. I enjoy how static shocks from a tin of tomatoes inadvertently changed my bolognese recipe to an actual bolognese recipe from Bologna and that's also the city where it was discovered that static shocks play an important part in the movement of muscles. Completely unhinged. I'm fully aware of that. Alright? I haven't gone mad. I just think that's fun. I have fun with those

type of connections. Alright? And I'm very, very grateful that I have the space here to do that. I can do that here without judgment and you can take that or leave it and I'm not suggesting that there's some type of Napoleonic ghost time-traveling ghosts to going on here via electricity and frogs legs Alright, that's all I've got time for this week. That was an absolutely bizarre podcast. I think That was a bit of a strange one Not very festive not very maybe I'll be back next week with something a bit of a strange one. Not very festive. Maybe I'll be back next

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