The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - 222 Day (feat. Jezebel Sweet)

Episode Date: February 26, 2022

To celebrate Feldog's holiday, former Corey's Angel Jezebel Sweet calls in to reminisce! ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. I feel like it's because it's 2-2-2 week. I feel like we should just put all the chips on the table
Starting point is 00:00:25 until the campers why this excitement is built up. We came in studio and Blackloo had told us that we had reached out to Corey Feldman's people to get him on the bonfire for tutu two. He declined right Blackloo? Yes sir. But they said that the door wasn't necessarily closed. They said that the door wasn't necessarily closed Correct if we were willing to make Every concession and I will some concessions every one of them I'll make which was that it's a pre-recorded interview that Hey, I have a way of box set on air easy easy. I hate it's a pre-record though. That's fine I know but I wish it was a lot. I really don't have a problem with that I don't have a problem with buying and selling a box set because I know our fans would genuinely love it.
Starting point is 00:01:07 It was something we were gonna do anyways. Which is so funny that he asked to do that when we were already headed that way. Koi, if I'm gonna, you don't understand, if this box set goes through our hands, I could jack this thing up like a Super Bowl ticket. Yeah, dude. We'll sign it.
Starting point is 00:01:19 We'll have other people. We'll have former angels sign it. Totally. I still make the rounds like the goddamn Stanley. Yeah, I did everybody have former angel sign it. Totally. Make the rounds like the god damn Stanley. Yeah, I did everybody gets a day with it. And then do what you will with it, dude. And then the third, the third caveat was that he has final say over the edit. Always be nice. Always be nice. But how I know it's time not to be nice. You'll know me. I'll tell you.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Me, oh, you're dancing like you grew up. He approves the if it will air or not. If it will air and is if he's unhappy with the result. Now, Jacob makes a strong point. Error or not, it's a week of talking about it in stories. Yes, also, it makes me think of there's a great Mel Brooks interview that recently happened when he put out his book where he said, anytime the studios told him he couldn't do
Starting point is 00:02:09 something, he would just agree with it and then do it anyway. And he was like, that's how I got blazing saddles out. That's how I got a lot of movies out because they were like, they tried to like ruin a lot of the jokes. I think we just say, yes, something about me. Like I just feel bad for someone like when we shang, I think he's so disconnected. Sure.
Starting point is 00:02:30 My concern is that I think he would like almost fall for it like a, sure yeah, come, we won't say anything you don't want us to say. Like I think he'd come for that possibly. And then I feel bad like, shag, I don't want to go. Like, nah, dude, just talk, we don't hate you. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:02:47 Like, you're just, well listen, we get laughed at for things we believe we're good at all the time. But I'm saying, stopping us from getting to that moment by saying no to the third thing. Right. Oh, because you're right.
Starting point is 00:02:59 In the moment, we can save it, you're saying. Even if it's a thing where he goes, that's not what we agree on. Then fine, we can, we won't air it. I'm not saying we'll be a dick. I'm saying we just say yes to everything, even if we's a thing where he goes that's not what we agreed on then fine we get we won't air it i'm not saying will be a dick i'm saying we just say yes to everything even if we don't agree with it yeah sure yes and then we try to get i agree i don't like the saying yes to that one why because it's a legal contract i just think that before you guys spend your time doing the show putting effort to release what do you mean? Like the one of the stipulations, it's not just that I'm just...
Starting point is 00:03:27 Jacob's argument though is... I just, yeah. Jacob's argument is he will, if you imagine if he comes here from California, sits in that chair, then we go, dude, today's show, and he goes, nope, and just like turns around and walks off.
Starting point is 00:03:39 So funny. Like that's a great story. Corey Hayman, definitely not. Yeah, yeah. All right, let's talk to hamster. Goodbye. Just all the walkouts. Aaron Carter become your different.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Gotta go. So long. So plain. Side off. Yeah, dude, he's just out of just jace at the best. Yeah, he ain't just his sex slaves. Tootaloo. All right, no way.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Wolfpack. I know the wolfpack when I see some. Yeah. Toot aloo all right no way wolf pack I know the wolf pack when I see some yeah, I'll see you later wolf pack Just just keep in mind these are suggestions from talent. This isn't from his people specifically Cory's people Why do they think why do they think the doors still open? Yeah, I feel like that's your mom telling you that girl told you she didn't like you that one day she loves. She's embarrassed to how much she likes you. You never know what people really feel. No, everyone loves super stout tall kids wearing two short of shorts. Liam has our back and he he gets this whole thing so he's this is him oh no i'm not saying liam i'm not saying liiam's uh wrong i'm saying i wonder what liiam heard that makes him feel the door what information is he getting from
Starting point is 00:04:53 the fellman came that he thinks this is anti-liam jacob so try to make infighting no no i mean no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I don't know. I don't know. No, he's saying it's not like his magic, but I'm saying I wonder what he heard that made him think that there's a door because sometimes you can tell when they were like, they could have come back and said, hard pass. So he said a polite pass. Maybe that's the sole reason he thinks that there's a door open like a polite. What is a polite pass? I mean, not today.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Fuck you gently. Listen, all, so those were suggestions of things we would do to get them on by the album. Yeah, and I wouldn't negotiate up to more box sets. I'll do five. How do my own pocket? I mean, I can be talking and one I'm keeping. Yeah, sign it. I wanted to sign it.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I wanted it signed by him and the crew. I want everyone. And I want to take two pictures of us with our feet crossed hands out tipping a hat forward God I'd have that turn into an oil painting Me like the Rocky like the end of Rocky 3. I'd have it commissioned a felt dog fucking till adding to each other I would have that over whatever fire place I ever owned that over whatever fire place I ever owned. Jik-a-too! What's the noise?
Starting point is 00:06:05 I can be like, Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss of a seven year arc. And the reason we're bringing it up today is, you know, on Tuesday we had Tony Roberts on, we're not gonna put him through the entire choreography, if you will. We're not gonna fuck a clockwork or two. Oh, you do remember, we acknowledge today with all Cory Felvin music for sure. But, and I'm sure we talked a bit about him, but what we have coming up in a little bit is,
Starting point is 00:06:37 we have our friend, former angel, Jezbel Sweets gonna be calling in. Who was named a CIA agent? From Steve Sarkis. From Steve Sarkis. I asked her, she said I asked her. She said yes on Steve those wild ride podcast you did a Corey Feldman He goes one of the angels there was a spy the whole time and She said it is her these talking about and I'm so curious like what spy what if this is where she was blower cover is the bonfire But I guess I should tell you this I am I am an asset. I am an asset for the CIA.
Starting point is 00:07:06 He's not wrong. I came up from the farm in Virginia. They put me in you know I did some light music school. I learned how to play bass not well but well enough and then they flew me out to California. He's like the word hamster makes her turn on. It's her major. He's like the word hamster makes her turn on. It's her major. He's like half the Tristan Keen, two two two. Half the gale fell dog. Yeah. I just like, you know what's funny? I think he's using the term spy dramatically and not wrong in what he thinks that. I think he thinks anyone who tells,
Starting point is 00:07:35 like experiences you're weird and then goes and tells somebody else he goes, you are being a spy, he goes, not always being part of your group and I just saw a bunch of odd shit. Yeah, and I just wanted to go talk to a regular people. And I had to tell people like, yo, is this some odd shit? Do you think he does it the way little kids use words incorrectly for things?
Starting point is 00:07:52 And then their parents just like, no, that he means blanket when he says that. He says smush, mush. He means his blanket. He's like, it's fine. It's fine. You want to spy? He goes, you just mean a guy you don't hang out with anymore? He means someone that doesn't agree with your Hollywood shit?
Starting point is 00:08:08 He goes, Spine. Yeah, somebody told the friend of theirs that we went to the movies last night. Spine. Everything that happens, hey dude, I heard that cocktail party was fun. What spines are you talking?
Starting point is 00:08:21 You talked to a spy? Oh. You did, I heard your party the night was rocking. Did a spy tell you that he was good news? Yeah. Yeah, you said I heard you got a new car It hurts nice who's who's who's giving this information? Who's linking the intel? There's spies. I'm a angels collect. Okay, one of the leaks is in this room Dude, I would love who's the mall? Do you have girls do calisthenics in front of me guys? You're up ups
Starting point is 00:08:45 Do you know nervous? I mean those questions I in front of me. Guys, you're up ups. Do you know nervous energy? I mean, those are questions I do when I ask though too. When he gets here, that's why I worry about him airing it all, but I would like to hear what his answers are, even if he doesn't let us air it. I'd love to hear his answers on like, when you present it on TV, like your thing is to sit behind the girls and eat fruit while they're, you're training them by them doing like leg lifts in front of you. I know you're doing television, but is that the thing you want to give off,
Starting point is 00:09:09 or do you feel weird about that now that you're like, this is my life, just girls doing calisthenics, while I eat fruit. I do it honestly. Remember the thing when he's like, ladies, is there going to be a drink with this meal? And they have to run to the kitchen and get him a diet right? God damn it. That's why I think this interview, I don't know if he would be able to take that in.
Starting point is 00:09:32 You know, I think it would just like hit the same wall. Or he goes, we were told to be fucking wacky. It's for a wife swap shows. We had to show our worlds being wack, yeah. Okay. I don't know if it that, I don't know if it that I Don't know if it hits even that level of honesty You don't think he would no, I think you would deflect He's gonna check their pussies while they're doing languish
Starting point is 00:09:54 No, no, it just be more of like a just post-alive to nobody. Oh, they're supposed to squeak. I'm sorry if I hear a squeaky door I'm gonna hit it with some WD for what? 98% chance he won't let it air. Yeah. Who cares? I agree. No, I agree with that. 98% chance we're there.
Starting point is 00:10:13 You can tell. You can tell you can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that.
Starting point is 00:10:21 You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. I'm not having you on this mission because I think you're gonna pull it off I've already had you on this mission because I think you're gonna die But we got to have it in person because it can't be I've already had a wacky celebrity zip off on zoom It's if he feels god blue ball too blue balls Sebastian Bach not knowing how to fucking turn off and just being there I can hear you loud and clear man What a dild that guy
Starting point is 00:10:44 What an absolute I love to talk to him again. What an absolute rubber penis. I love to talk to him again and tell him Rob Howford just laughed when I said the same exact joke. You psycho. Yeah. Nice. Fucking long hair. By the way, I love he's got a girl. I go back to old school. He's got that great thing though of like because people at someone else said recently, what about that shirt? He goes, goes you're gonna bring up a shirt I wore 20 some years ago and already apologized for like check it, dude check this tattoo. It's like okay But at the same like why are you being the other guy now? You know, I mean why'd you rubber band all the way to the other side like you apologize for that thing You're like I was a dumb shirt. I wore I'm a fucking idiot whatever. It's like now you're coming at everybody for everything I think I did a Jim and San with him and I think he's I don't remember it I don't
Starting point is 00:11:28 remember it all grips though damn hold my hand that's the problem with having a Hispanic girlfriend low as you can't singer fucking classic 80s metal She has no idea what you're singing about she might think you made up that's all no her pussy don't get even damp until mark anathen He's playing We can't play this for BamBi yesterday, dude you could fucking beard finger blast Katie to this hardcore Hell yeah, dude now, man
Starting point is 00:12:05 I think you need to be on a certain step in the program to really get to enjoy getting fucked to this you simply be a mechanic Any mechanic and finger chick to this song this doesn't take you back to KfMA They do this is classic rock it's so old classic rock This is classic rock. Don't call it classic rock. It is this is totally your generation I'm like with day like this is old music to me and it wasn't even classic rock. Don't call it classic rock. It is. This is totally your Generate. I'm like with day like this is old music to me. Skinner's classic and it wasn't even classic rock yet So there wasn't a lot of stations playing this music. Yeah, this does nothing early. This does nothing to me This is like all this when I when I was in Tucson. This would play on KOPX This wasn't KFMA to me favorite look and you skipped towards the end of the song and tell me it does nothing to you
Starting point is 00:12:43 I mean, it's the skip you're in here man you got your man do things that you shouldn't be able to do this is at the end it's coming it means everything to me, John. Oh, here he goes. Okay, I'm gonna hit the note. I'm gonna hit the note I'm so amped up. Damn, nothing no movement. Tell me if you hear it right here. It's like Little Boy Jay. Oh yeah. Damn dude.
Starting point is 00:13:38 This is for you. Enjoy it. Listen to this. Enjoy this. I find it nothing. I feel the same way about this is when I watch we were the youth gone wild, bro Football highlights when they when they show NFL highlights from the 70s. That's what this feels like to me I'm like, yeah, it's cool. It's the same. I understand it. I just don't know anything in our minds in our minds
Starting point is 00:14:00 I wasn't there in our minds just now me and DJ Lou were fucking sharing a prostitute who was smoking while we fucked Yeah, in our minds. I don't know why that's what was going on We were right that salt each other's eyes I go. I think it's Donna right. We are just fucking giving it to you You don't give a shit. So bitch who cares Ronald Reagan was on the TV And you had a fucking you know hell yeah, it was a different time I hoarded phone hell yeah Horted phone hell yeah Steen and I are space children we're in the future while you guys are white fucking wailing about That's why you guys are like Christine can't believe I don't know all the words to all star can't you that was a hit
Starting point is 00:14:35 I'm like, you know, you don't know all the words. Hey now my fun rocks You're there There's an all star sing along Skankfest a Jeremiah walk in start? And it was one of my favorite moments of all time. It was the stupidest moment at Skankfest. It was great. The entire crowd was a cappella singing every word of the song. If somebody was going to throw a mile tough cocktail on the Skankfest, that would have been time.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Oh, sorry. We didn't have an anthem for old sluts to cry, dude. Fuck you. Fuck you. So hard. If I want to know what women with hepatitis A feel like, I'll put on that song. That's one. Are you watching Peace Maker Lou?
Starting point is 00:15:08 I love it. Did you watch it? There's a great early episode one or two. He's going through a girl's records and he goes, Cinderella. She goes, I love Cinderella. He goes, Tom Keith and the boys were underrated. They brought blues rocks to the mainstream and I go, that's hilariously a thing. I said that word to Christine before.
Starting point is 00:15:23 I've said those words to Christine I go send her all the rules they were blues rock when they were ahead of their time But they weren't no one was ready for it the running thing of him loving hair metal and then like always in the van Be like there's always a time to rock it was great. It was great. He's maker was my favorite show of the year so far Fantastic. I loved it. I love the way it ended show and I think those Marvel shows are corny as fuck sometimes or Mike Kind of what's happening to it. That's DC.
Starting point is 00:15:47 No, that's what I mean. DC and then it's TV mature. TV stepping up. Yeah, dude, bring it. This new Batman better be good. They better not just be emo autistic Batman. You don't feel good about it, Jacob. What's that about?
Starting point is 00:15:59 I'm not that last commercial. We shouldn't get too far off subject because in 10 minutes we have a cool it off and warm the back up what's this new song? not just an old classic working class hero what he did working class hero no nothing not the cover he's not covering anything this is stupid. He named us all working Yeah, there's a fucking very thing That's so funny goes I wrote a song called Lucy in the sky diamonds Hero is something to become The other one says B. Yeah, I cannot breathe
Starting point is 00:16:45 Jacob don't ask her about that. The head, you have to stop. I know where it got going. I'm going to correct the album. Hold on, dude. Jacob, I've never heard the song in them. Yeah. We're getting into it.
Starting point is 00:17:00 All right. So I guess I've been to you. Can follow that road That road? I can't slip, Black Lou Tell Lee we're not gonna be able to do it Yeah, we can't Maybe he is covering it
Starting point is 00:17:18 Is this working class? Yeah, yeah It's a cover. Please don't stop playing it. I would wear a full fake cost like Mission Impossible Mask to sit in the studio for a recording session. Like the face, oh, the singing faces are gonna be world class. The hands that must come up, the fists. Yeah, he definitely did a lot of like hand, like almost behind the head of the microphone. Yeah, holding it like this dramatically.
Starting point is 00:18:10 this dramatically. You know what it is? It's just uh he doesn't have a good voice. I mean he's just like he can't carry a tune. No he a tube. No he can't. But like with a horrible voice. No. And then like he has a little bit of rhythm. Get up off the ground him. He's just a charm. Yay! That's, like it's, I feel like if I gave my all, I'd sound like Cory felled in the thing.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Yes, yes, yes. That's an untalented singer. Yeah. That's all I feel too. I feel the exact same way. I'm an untalented singer, okay? Yes, fine. That's all. I wish I could get my all
Starting point is 00:18:47 I just held a singer. Are you a singer, Black Lou? No, I damn, dude. Do you do anything black? He said I do a kick-white ass and just comes over Pete's the fuck that is. Rex me. I go guys. So it's gonna be me and Tony today on the show. James guy go get his white jaw. Why. I was going to show you black mother. You hear me going, black, oh no. He's going to basketball court beat me up like the new bell air. Scary. He's not going to hold me over his head and spin me in a circle the old fun way.
Starting point is 00:19:17 And make you do a head turn. Do, do, do, do. I can't believe you won't watch that with me. It's going to suck. It's just going to bump me. First off, you watch it. No, I think it's going to be bad. I think't believe you won't watch that with me. It's gonna suck it. It's just gonna bump you. First off, watch it. No, I think it's gonna be bad. I think it's gonna be bad.
Starting point is 00:19:28 I think honestly, I'm gonna laugh at the dramatization. You know, we have to watch it. I just, yeah. I agree with that, but I also think for Jay, it's a different thing because it's like, the love that I feel for South Park because it's from Colorado, do you have any of that because it's,
Starting point is 00:19:42 Will Smith is Philip. Sure, it was a big thing that he was coming, always coming from Phyllis. When you were kid and his things, G Stakes, all the references. Yeah, because it's we'll smith is fill it out sure it was a big thing He's come always coming from Philly's when you were kid and his things cheese steaks all the references. Yeah, it's a little Cosby when he would say hoagies and all that kind of stuff and then knock women unconscious sex with him That's such a delicate. He was so he was throwing so much fucking Philly love. Oh my god. There's nothing more Philly than Yeah, but he went Hollywood and then those girls start complaining You know in LA now I want to build some filly this one some filly garbage who would just let you do it. Yeah, I'll take that cause bit dick. Yeah, you need to call me. I woke up near temple.
Starting point is 00:20:14 I fucking got right. I got sleep raped again. Hey Bill Cosby got me again. Hustle got me. Shouldn't a game around looking for red wine late at night I saw him put the pill in there, but I wanted to kind of get fucked up. Yeah, I'm kind of sore like I was riding the horse all night Anyways, you always asleep for the whole thing, but I got my set a big dick though. Yeah, pick me up on by the vet I'm by the VFW out back. Yeah, they don't mean you're the vet. So just pick me up. I'm gonna go on this Wendy's and shit. Pick me up in 15. Yeah, I think I'm gonna go shit out this comb.
Starting point is 00:20:52 And they're coming pick me up. Yeah, I'm gonna go see if you left anything up there. But I bet watching Bel Air would be like if they did a soap opera of South Park, like a live action soap, I would like, I don't want to watch it. It'll be the opposite, not good feelings good feeling like the karate kid movies are very dramatic Because they are silly they're silly because they're dramatic. Well, that's you know, I say what they do with a new thing Exactly was to make it a fucking comedy essentially that you got you can go into drama to comedy easy Pretty Brady Bunch did it. Fuck all those things.
Starting point is 00:21:25 All the thing, comedy to drama, corny. Yeah. No, I hear you guys. I just feel like we have to watch it. I would agree with that in the same way. I hate watch, I just don't think it's gonna be good. Yeah, I know, I'm not watching, like oh, this is gonna be my new favorite show.
Starting point is 00:21:38 I'm just saying like they dramatized Fresh Prince Belair, like we have to watch it. Yeah, that would be fun to see what DJ Jazzy Jeff is like in the, in the sad world Uncle Phil's and shape He was also the funny thing of the voice the shredder which fresh Prince dressed differently than everyone because he was the like they were afraid to Tell them not to because it was like what a stuck-up white school. Yeah, so they were like afraid to tell him like not to wear his jacket inside I don't know that was like kind of the joke of it
Starting point is 00:22:02 But now the thing is like he's just, now he's wears a back wears and he's got like, smooth. I got a stunt on these hose. Yeah, and it was like a gun play on his school yard fight. Dude, honestly, I, I, we're spit balling right now, but bonfire productions needs to pitch a dramatization of Charles and charge. Oh, he turns out to be behind the scenes.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Yeah, no, no, no, no, not about the show. Like, actually take the premise of the show and dramatize it. Oh, yeah. Like when your fucking babysitter starts fucking your sister and calling you a faggot. Yeah, that happens in the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The stuff that happened backstage, happens in the show.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Yeah, we bring it to the forefront. Shows in church. Oh, our days. And I'll fuck you. I'll fuck you whenever I want to fuck you. They made me masturbate in front of them while him and willy watch. And you're just gravin' his jaw. Yeah, he goes, watch me plow.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Your GV sister. She goes, oh my god. And our uncle and the Navy had PTSD. He lived in the basement. Charles mom just came around and verbally abused him and whipped him up into a frenzy. Who sleeps in a bed? Who sleeps in a Murphy bed?
Starting point is 00:23:11 Have you ever been molested in a Murphy bed? Why the fuck are you trusting your daughter around this young man? Chuck and charge, dude. You put him in charge of your hot daughter? Oh my God, crazy man. We should just start pitching those shows because I bet Hollywood would have buy one of them.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Oh yeah, for sure. And then we could get enough money to hire a poor ex- I worry Feldman for a private party. I was assuming Christine's jotting the stuff down are long term ideas. Yeah, she's our writer's assistant. She's got everything going down on paper. I'd love to have him again.
Starting point is 00:23:43 I agree with Liam and there's space for reconciliation because I don't have to reconcile. I love this guy. I think he is hours of a ridiculous entertainment. Probably after the reason he's brought us up for it to be. It's probably brought us two of our best episodes. Yeah, if like, if Jackass took like themselves, it's the same kind of thing. Dramatization of Jackass is great. I'm so fucking funny. I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Heart Checkup. Parn, an an an an. I'm Chris Monius.
Starting point is 00:24:13 You're not really happy. I'm Chris Monius and this is getting in touch with my daughter. Say, an an an an an an an an. I'm Preston Lacey and this is cutting salt from my diet. Parn an an an. Dang it, I'm gonna get it. Hey, what's up? This is Steve Owl and this is cutting salt from my diet Hey, what's up? This is Steve out and this is confronting your demons welcome to jackass Bam I jails to life he is right I hope yeah, I was hoping we would see a thing where you know when people go away like Delante West They're showing videos of him playing basketball now and he looks great does he?
Starting point is 00:24:44 Looks like healthy. There's like a positive Delante West update. Oh nice. And you want to see that? That's what you want to see with BAM. It's him show up skinny and into God. Well the ultimate story is Delante West Gets himself his whole life back together and it's up fucking the bronze mom. Do it again run it run it back What a back to come gets come get some it's still a bronze retired and then he's like, I know I got that pose. He goes, now it's Bronny's grandma. Yeah. Do you know what I think that's, oh, she's on? We got her. Hello.
Starting point is 00:25:12 There it is. Jezebel, how are you? Hi, I'm doing good. How are you guys? Everybody's Jezebel sweet calling in on this. It's a pre-record, so you're hearing the Thursday, but we are celebrating on the day. I was greeted with a text today from Jezebel's and Happy Holidays. Happy 2 2 2. Are you
Starting point is 00:25:32 Jezebel? Are you out in LA right now? I am in Desert Hot Springs on a little vacation actually. Nice. Wait a, wait a cover up the fact that you're actually on the farm in Virginia, working for the CIA. I get it. I know a spy when I see one. Sure, sure, sure. And I'm sure there's been some tampering going on. How has it felt ever since you were called out for being a spy on the Steve O podcast? It's nice to finally be seen. Yeah, all that undercover operative work.
Starting point is 00:26:03 I was saying before you called in is, does he think a spy means like if you see something when you're to place it's odd and tell other people, like it was spying? I mean, I guess so. That must be what it is because like, he was saying like you were assigned to be there by somebody, which is,
Starting point is 00:26:23 Yes. God damn the fact the the thought of Jezebel calling a guy in a fucking nondescript government building and her being like Bill, I think my fucking cover's wrong. God damn it, Jezebel, you got to get out of there and I mean yesterday, these angels turned to demons once they find out who you really are. She had a 15 year marriage fall apart because she was so deep. He goes,
Starting point is 00:26:45 God, he goes, Jeff, I miss you and God, Dammit, if I don't miss Cody, but I am in too deep. Our little boys want to know where his mama is. I'm sorry. I'm doing, I'm doing whipits in the hills with Cory Feltin.
Starting point is 00:26:59 I really was. I'm so deep, I'm so close, God damn it. I'm so close. I can'm so close. I think he's just tempting you with that lifestyle because he don't understand. Some there is some goodies doing. Yeah, she starts to turn. You think it goes, I hate to do this. I'm going to do some good in the world. Have you ever heard his cover of working class hero? And I fucking move you. He did a cover working class hero we just found out and we didn't know until three minutes into the song that it was a cover. Oh yeah John Lennon isn't it? No no no no I know the original song I just couldn't
Starting point is 00:27:35 tell when he was singing it that it was a cover until many minutes in. Oh really? Yeah Jezebel was there what song in particular do you remember your eyes rolling the farthest back into your head when you were recording? That, um, remember 222. Don't you say that? Don't you say, are you, were you on the original recording of remember 222? No, thank God. Oh, remember back when we was, right? That's the one that we just told stories.
Starting point is 00:28:04 We got pussy and then Coray went and got fucked my producers But not me Yeah, that song does eat it pretty hard Dude any any things it was such Oof Um We were finding out today that there's a possibility of him doing interview with us, but while they said the door hasn't been shut, the door
Starting point is 00:28:32 hasn't been shut. They said the door hasn't been shut. They said no. They definitely said no, but they said they think there's room for negoti maybe. And one of the gochations was maybe getting a few of the box sets, which I got to tell you. I'll do it today. I've been looking for it excuse to get one of them. Anyway, you tell Feldog. I fucking bought and offload it. Comes with sunglasses. He'd probably do it for a cool sticky box at this point. To what? Do the show? Yeah. Do you think if we came with actual scratch, $1,000 cash money, and do you think he would?
Starting point is 00:29:05 He does have cameos for what? What are his cameos for? We've got one. No, but what are they cost? Oh, yeah. We remember it wasn't 222. 200, thank you. It should be.
Starting point is 00:29:17 Today, it should be. It was funny. I think what's funny about it is it's another random number. If it wasn't 222, you'd think it would be like 200 or 300 something, 150. It's like 237 or something. Yeah, but you're talking shit, but you don't know a lot about numerology. That's 250.
Starting point is 00:29:34 250 just do 222. 2500 for business. You need that extra fucking 28 bucks. Yeah, come on, dude. For our listeners, good. We give a little background on just a bit history you need a little jake on fire context jake up go ahead fire down the factoids watch it
Starting point is 00:29:53 watch it we're real off some bonfire context well just about i mean how long were you in uh... you were one of cori's angels and you were on the today show i would not know that's right you are at the today show. I would not. No, I was sure. No, that's right. You were at the, I was going to confuse you. We're at the three hour birthday party in New York. Yeah, during during the today show, she was over in Kabul, fucking taken out some people. And then that was before she got
Starting point is 00:30:19 assigned to the Feldman detail. Sweet, get in my office. Yeah, sweet. You've cost us $30,000 damage in this city taking out those triads. We got to get you somewhere cleaner. You still rock the base. Agent sweet agent. Agent. Can you still hold down a rhythm section and a mediocre band? Sure. Sure. Can boss. But I think I'm better out there in the field. You know, I really do some a crack shot I could take that I could take that that dictator and we can all be home eating breakfast by six It goes I need you to dress like an asshole on this man's house an exercise I need you to not eat any meat products and get ready for a lot of bad
Starting point is 00:31:02 Remember how you said you never wanted to be on the other side of Gitmo Well, here's your chance. Oh man. We're watching video right now, Jez Bell of Jacob just elated watching Just watching him perform and how long were you in the band for the listeners? How long were you in the band for Jezbo? Seven months I believe seven months how long Seven months. How long did it feel? How long did it feel like? The longest seven months of my life. Damn. Did you live at Feldmanchin? I did. Was there any, you say it was the longest seven months ever, but there, and I know because
Starting point is 00:31:38 it's probably musically not very satisfying, but I feel like this whole thing becomes the best seven months of your life. If just one other person in your orbit daily Was able to laugh at it with you Yeah, I mean Yeah, I got it though. You didn't have another person just to kind of laugh at it with oh Yeah, I mean everyone close to me was good. Well people were concerned. Oh really who who was I thought you were in a cult? Yeah, who was the most concerned that it actually affected you? Who was like, oh shit, maybe I should think about this.
Starting point is 00:32:10 I don't know, I mean my family definitely was pretty. And I had a lot of friends reach out to you that were just worried about that I was in a cult basically. That's so funny. Your parents, your parents, some similar group would be like, ooh, Cory felt that's pretty neat. I'm going to write a letter. Yeah, I. That's the way to get away from the school. I think this was one of meeting him.
Starting point is 00:32:27 They met him? Yeah, and to where they both came to see the show. Did you make a strange first impression? It was funny, my dad is like six foot one and was just towering over him. He was so scared. Hey, what was the giant? What was the giant impression of the show? Sorry. what was the giant? A fashion of the show. Sorry. What was their impression?
Starting point is 00:32:48 What was their impression of the show? And they liked my performance. They thought the music was torsion. Obviously. That's so funny. One of their blown away. I mean, the wrongs like I'm coming
Starting point is 00:33:01 every night. I'm going to be like a dead head, but I'm going to be a failed head. Why does he not acknowledge that he's dressed in a Michael Jackson jacket? I mean with the arm band around the time and the gloves. Guys about were there other angels you confided in? There was other girls that lived there at the time. was other girls that lived there at the time. That kind of we were able to event to each other. What was the first moment where like one of you
Starting point is 00:33:30 was outside smoking a marble light and then the other one came out and was like, got a smoke, here you go. And she was like, what's up? Was he watching your shower again to make sure? Yeah, did you do your clean check? She goes, by the way, you left your badge in your laundry. She goes, I won't say anything.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Yeah, well, do you remember the first, like, this is pretty wacky moment? Probably, like, the first or second right there, I'm trying to remember this one, the one, the one that's now that they were trying to get me to take a bath with them Not a group bath The last place in the world. I would want somebody else to see me is in a bay I mean it would have to be so full of bubbles dude the fact bath weener No one talks about bath weener unless your weener. It's floating. It's nice. No, dude
Starting point is 00:34:24 I'm talking about when you'reer. It's floating. Nice. No, dude. I'm talking about when you're in there and your butts against the tub and your fucking thizer up. If you're not sexually excited, no way. No, I'll get a look, Sykes. I like the way. Just my nuts, like, there's zero G.
Starting point is 00:34:37 No, no, I'm talking about one. And they bounce up and billow into my flat and wiener. Don't feel comfortable. Jez, but I'm sorry you have to hear this. This isn't for you. Sorry. This is a holiday. Look at the way we're talking on a holiday. This is us just working on some personal stuff.
Starting point is 00:34:50 A multiple person. But I'm saying the way you look in a bit, have you ever looked at yourself through bathwater? You're taking a bath. I've been in a hotel where there's a mirror where I can see myself in the bathwater. And you'll think of fucking like Kermit the Frog body. No matter what, usually you're spindly and stupid. I hate it. Getting out of the bath. Look, you feel like that lady in the shining.
Starting point is 00:35:08 Yeah. Yeah. You're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. I think a turkey just like jumped out of water. A plucked turkey. So, Jezebel, when you're in the band, at what point does the CIA contact you until you're pulling you from the field It was she was it was my briefing April 27 I was on my secure phone having a brief Oh So damn it I could just give million questions always. I'm always so the best. Was it the first, do they ever stop asking you to take a bath?
Starting point is 00:35:48 Do they take a hint on that? Or did you ever just go, you know what? I ended up with them at one point. Well, he was like, well, if you're not comfortable with me being there, you can just take a bath with the girls. And then he left. And then I got into the bath with the girls. And then he just like, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:36:06 not too long after it came right back in and like just proceeds to get undressed and like hop in the back of the back. What's he packing? Is this guy packing a unit? No. Well, you say, no, I know it don't tell me. I don't know what you think of. No, it's because you go, oh, no, it's like a boring seven and a half. All right. Very cool. No, it's gonna use you goes. Oh no, it's like a seven and a half But that is such a move of like yeah, you don't want to take a bath totally I get that why don't you just
Starting point is 00:36:34 Jump in there with the other girls and then And then five minutes later. Oh, you know, I forgot to tell you about this song. Oh you guys are in the bed Don't mind if I do maybe also maybe I should just pop a squat Is everyone there for one more what is the thing a pool? Yeah, how many people were in this tub? I Think For a bad damn it's a tub like that good for him. I'm thinking of a regular bathtub So there's just two on laughs, but he knows funny because when he has we keep talking about the lifestyle What people say they're in the lifestyle. He has a place that seems to get set up for the lifestyle.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Yeah, like it was the people, clubs, was the bed just round? Yeah. No, I'm very sorry. I'm just taking. Was it huge? The bed? I think it was pretty big.
Starting point is 00:37:20 Like a king's eyes, I think. I mean, not to go back. Did you watch your steveos? Wild Riders, did you watch the interview? I saw a king size I think. I mean, not to go back. Did you watch his steevos? Wild Riders, did you watch the interview? I saw a little bit of it. I watched the part where he was talking about me. I mean, it was great across the board. Him talking, what's so funny is now, his timing is so bad. Because right when he defended Michael Jackson,
Starting point is 00:37:37 remember like the documentary's hit. Oh yeah. He was like, all right. Well, that was weird, I guess. Oh, well, I didn't know even anything out of popcorn machine in his house. Kind of feeling like I got gypped. He's got terrible fucking timing for back and so, what's the other thing he's just fucking, he's talking about that's like gone now. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:37:53 I don't know, but that is a, that's one of those things where you're at the house. Did you ever feel comfortable? Were you ever like, oh, I'm getting used to this? Or was it always like, this is fucking weird? It was always pretty weird. But I guess you get to Stockholm Center at a certain point. At what point were you like, how long into it were you like, this isn't that bad, would
Starting point is 00:38:12 ever do it? All your weird goop. Hey, group baths. No, I feel like it progressively got worse. Oh, well, that's the thing I was saying with Heftner, he was like talking about how great the playboy mansion was. He's like, I'd bring my own girls because you you know you don't mess with Heft's girls and then now There's six episodes into a docuseries of the Playboy mansion just being a house of horrors
Starting point is 00:38:34 Just women getting pushed on like celebrities just But that's definitely what his like a model was for what he was doing there. That's what he wanted did that feel like women roaming around in their underwear that's like that that feel like that just about like he just was trying to be like you have her totally you have no flash michael jackson man well he's uh... michael jackson the streets you have to learn the she's
Starting point is 00:39:01 i i may have a three-part question for Jezbo. Three-part question, Jacob. Go ahead. Jezbo, as far as recording tracks goes, like, how did Corey, when did Corey, if he had inspiration, hit him at 3 a.m., did you all have to go into the studio immediately? What was recording like, and what was as like watching him do his vocal tracks. I Actually never was put of any of the recording that Alvin was already recorded by the time. I was just part of the touring band
Starting point is 00:39:35 As a musician. Yeah, you got to wonder that if there's like a bat signal where he's like Anspo He just hits a conch shell and then they all have to put their wings on. Everyone's yawning. Everyone's yawning wearing halos. Yeah. It's like firefighters to put on their uniform.
Starting point is 00:39:51 Mm. Slide down the pole. I got a song about hamster. He's like, what happened? You have a screechy scream. You had in your heart you wanted to get out. Because you know what I just figured? I've never covered Bob Aurelie.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Have you ever heard live with him on the road like those, so you've seen the today show performances? Yeah. So the part when he goes get up off the ground and take a stand and he that voice crack, was that a regular thing or was he nervous on that show? No, he really can't say. You know what's going to happen there earlier. We're just talking about that.
Starting point is 00:40:27 I'm like, he actually doesn't know how to carry it to and even. But he wants to so bad. And again, I feel like there'd be some permission to it if he was just like, no, no, I'm terrible, but so fucking fun. Who cares? I could do it. You'd almost go, all right, well, he's owning it. What are you going to say? But he's he thinks when people watch the train wreck of it, it'll be like, he's like, see, look at all those views it's getting.
Starting point is 00:40:52 He's like, he said that on the Steve O thing, he was like, we broke the internet with those today. The most viewed clip of today's show ever, he goes, yeah, no, it wasn't because people were like, dude, have you heard this new song? Yeah. He hears himself, like, the last person. He hears it back, he has to hear that scree like, dude, have you heard this new song? Yeah. He hears himself like, biggest laugh.
Starting point is 00:41:06 He hears it back. He has to hear that screeching and again, his voice cracking. Biggest laugh ever got in my life was getting depends in activities. Hall, freshman year, high school. I don't just look at it as the biggest laugh I got. It's pure embarrassment.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Yeah. He's like, it's the most viewed video ever. Like that's a weird bubble to put yourself in. Everyone's like, he's like, oh my God, they're all laughing and pointing and goes, yes, they know, they're nervous laughing because they're watching a king walk by. Yeah, they're too intimidated. Man, when you left, what was the what was the break up process like when you were like, hey, I'm out, were they just like, hey, your stuff's on the sidewalk?
Starting point is 00:41:41 Or was it like they tried to talk you into staying? No, I actually left while they were out of town, I packed my shit and leave. They basically shorted all of our paychecks and then went on a vacation to Hawaii. No. How did you find that out? They just like, hey, we got to go away for something. And then just, or did they tell you like we're going to Hawaii? They told the originally I was supposed to be going with them, they were supposed to be taking all of us to Hawaii
Starting point is 00:42:07 and then what they didn't say was, didn't pay anyone their last paychecks and then went without everyone. Do you know, within the time, I mean, you might not have seen us in your time there, I wonder if the, the manger, if she went from like everyone being like feeling bad for her in some way that she had to spend so much time to being like
Starting point is 00:42:26 She's part of it now. Yeah, and doctrine like she's been yeah, she's a simile Yeah, she is a bad of him. Yeah, he really yeah, I could buy that I bet the other girls do hate her She probably likes it that way. Do you think Jezebel and Jay and Christine and everyone on the bonfire? Do you think there's a chance that in 15 to 20 years, Ashley the main Joel writes a book about like getting out from under Cory Feldman? Oh, it might take many, many years. That's what a playboy show is about. The problem is everyone's like, by the way, they all have their dossiers together of all the crimes and bad things that you have to have been a part of. And they're all like 70. And they're all like, and damn it.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Now we're never gonna get justice. Like you should have put this together 50 years ago. Yeah, it's so much time. Like you guys are all 80 now. Yeah, what did you, so yeah, I wonder if her name's, what's the main name? Not actually.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Courtney. Courtney. Courtney, is she gonna do a tell? Do you think, yeah, what do you think, Jezabel? You think she, to do a tell-all? Do you think? Yeah. What do you think, Jezebel? Do you think she or you think she's deep? She buys it. I think she's really deep. I think if it all fell apart, she probably would do something like that to try to stay safe. Oh, to capitalize, but yeah, you think she's drank the Kool-Aid, Della, whatever is nonsense is. Oh, yeah. At some point, she had to be be like, she had to be like everybody else at one point.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Been like, you see this guy saying, he's not dancing like Michael Jackson. Yeah. Do you hear this guy singing and thinking he could sing? Like her on an old podcast. And she's like, I'm dating this guy who wasn't Hollywood. Kind of is now. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:43:57 It's fun. It's as weird. He's a weirdo. And he's like, he didn't believe the vision then. Man, do you know the merch help I can give him with? How about this? Cory Feldman, sing like no one's listening. Great.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Great name. What a great name for an album. What a great name for an album. I sang Key Largo by Bernie Higgins in the bathroom today like that. Like no one was listening. I was listening. Jezebel, have they reached out since you left,
Starting point is 00:44:23 or was that it when you left was that the end of the relationship? That was the end of it. I mean, I got a cease and desist, does that count? That kind of counts because that means they were listening and what were they see, whatever they tell them you just stop talking about just your time in the mansion? Yeah, I can't remember exactly what the first thing was. Did you make you sign an NDA? It's a weird thing. I mean, I get it.
Starting point is 00:44:46 I get people do it, but like, it's weird. How strict was life at, Feldmanshen, were you allowed to date? Like, what was a daily life at? Like, I had to jump over the fence today while they were sleeping. No. For the gate, that should say.
Starting point is 00:45:01 You had to sneak out? I did sneak out. The most difficult part is probably sneaking back in if you got dick. Yeah, that's true. I'm actually getting out with you because I want to help me push the button to close the gate behind me. Yeah, and you got to jump it. You had to jump gate after having sex. That's a lot for a grown up.
Starting point is 00:45:20 It really was. Teenager, that's easy. grown up. A little hard. Especially you're all tired. You don't worn out. You're like, sex. That's a lot for a grown up. He really was. Teenager, that's easy. grown up. Little hard. Especially you're all tired. You're all worn out.
Starting point is 00:45:29 You're like, uh, She went to Angel Wings. She went to go back. Angel Wings on. You had to hydrate wings by a bush by the gate. Hey, the security cameras caught you outside. Is this you? It's like a jacket over wings.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Yeah. No. No, that's not me. Oh, really? John Travolta and Michael. He's really high jacket over wings. Yeah. No, no, that's not me. Oh, really? John Travolta and Michael. He's really hiding your wings. I can't. I can't.
Starting point is 00:45:51 I can't. I can't. Um, damn, it's the shame you're away because tonight's the big show. We do have Josh out of my ears, heading down. He's in LA. So he's going to go watch the show tonight.
Starting point is 00:46:02 The whiskey you go. Go pretty excited. I'm pretty excited for his report. He's gonna get us a bunch of merch because it's gonna be great Do you saw do you worry you got to have a real nuts sect to cram your name into that wacky word also just to hijack it from black people This is my month I Cannot breathe. I am the captain now. That was the cover of the box at it first, right? Yeah, I cannot breathe. I can not breathe. Oh, yeah, I saw that. I can not breathe. Do you still, Jezabel, do you still have any merch? Do you still have any fell dog shit laying around the house like a coosie or a coaster? I have. I have an edition of the album that has my name in like the thank yous, but it's misspelled.
Starting point is 00:46:51 That's even better. That's even better. That's like when I got kicked off the kickoff team in high school football and they call me by the wrong last name. You're like, this hurts even more. Dude, his poster, he looks like he's in Sean Anahe. He's opening that jacket up. He's biting his bottom lip.
Starting point is 00:47:09 It's gonna be a hell of a show. By the way, what is this? He's also doing a single release and NFT, PFP, whitelist, dance party. What is NFT? He's gonna be selling NFTs now. Yeah, he's gonna capitalize on everything, huh? He's got it.
Starting point is 00:47:24 He's crambling. I think Joseph Belly was insane though. Is he any money right now? He had, I mean, he had a lot of money problems when I lived there. We had our gas set off for like two months. We had to take a shower at his manager because he couldn't afford to pay both. And then we got evicted.
Starting point is 00:47:39 From the Feld Mansion? How do you kick angels out of heaven? The first one. That's what I always wanted to know is how does he earn an income? I have no idea. I mean, I mean, I'm a kind of residual. Yeah, residuals are probably a big part of it.
Starting point is 00:47:54 He's like, guys, believe that you have those residuals already. Like, what's he going to get from goonies now? I got a person. Spawn under the 101. They're going to let us live there. You could count the shows on one hand, how many does a year? It's not like touring like, you know, Iron Maiden.
Starting point is 00:48:12 That's true. That's true, but I mean, I think when he was touring, he started like hitting a bunch of places. Pretty regularly, but I thought. Money on the first tour, and then I think he made some kind of profit on the second, but not enough to pay everyone. Jesus, that's not a profit then then if you can't even fuck your cover He's probably in a position to where it's like if he doesn't have money right now like he had a lot of money at one point
Starting point is 00:48:36 Yeah, so it's got adjusted to the lifestyle. Yeah, so now it's one of those things like you can't really go back Where's one's like he might be an apartment wealth, but he's got to have to do like dude? You know that one day I need a pool for the angels You know that one bedroom I moved into off cahunga Corey felman's main neighbor and you're like you I wonder if his kid is going to like write something one day I want to speak comfort our seats. We'll come for us Jesus Christ don't say that we're not wolf pack really wolf pack. No, no, but that wolf pack The wolf pack guy that wolf pack guy likes all our tweets and we're all I'm like a chill dude
Starting point is 00:49:15 Chill the back guy. Yeah back Bobby like chill dude. We're trying to get him on the show. No ones doing it You've had a minute show. Yeah, I know we're talking about we're talking about getting the my straw on Thal's self so I love to make it happen, but like I don't know. I don't think any of this helped. I'd still submit it to be listening to it. I said, but we'd have to. We'd have to hear everything we've ever said. Oh, yeah, dude. That's his son. Yeah, let me see. I bet his son would just fucking nice looking kid. He's just trained boy Thai. He's gonna start picking us off one by one. DJ Lou can't show up to work one day and then Jacob then then Christine then me then black Lou than you Zen Scott, he's short though too like pops Yeah, they're a tiny family
Starting point is 00:49:56 Yeah, Jezebel. I'm looking to picture of Cory Fumma right now You had to look at this guy and not laugh when he asked you to take a bath when he was wearing pink pajamas and a flowery overcoat. Yeah. Oh man. I mean it'd been really funny if you were fucking jumping over that fence to go fuck some other liberachi looking motherfucker. Some other guy that looked like that. Some other guy that. I have a flam-boing trap he's artists life to go have sex with.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Sorry I'm not you. I don't want a fucking guy that's dressed like the Easter Bunny's manager Money it's me got some news Cadbury's back in new mall opening up in Santa Barbara. I need you to sit some kids on your lap Jesus Christ. Oh my god. Yes, son's old. I wonder if some some i began some spill over though too much income sorry no i mean we'll see very strict that he say these are the roles not none of you can date while you live here no not exactly but it was kind of frowned upon
Starting point is 00:50:58 like go out one also the complicated but the person that i was dating at the time was someone that he really didn't like so I was spill the T-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R- No, he was just being ridiculous. And you could have anybody over it. I mean, it is heftner style. Well, I did. He wanted everyone like even though you didn't proclaim to be or think you were his girlfriend, he probably referred to you in his mind as a girl like you were an angel friend. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, but you said probably to him a synonym for girlfriend. Referring to me as his girlfriend to people sometimes. He would do that.
Starting point is 00:51:42 We heard. Can I ask the case of all? Without giving up the identity, why did he dislike your ex? I can't tell you that. I'm really going to be rough. It was little. Woo-hoo. No, she said we would know who it is.
Starting point is 00:51:57 I want to kind of know if she'll tell us off air and then we can come back on and be like, Steve Burrell. She's going to pick a random comic. Oh my god. Eddie F.D. Eddie F. Eddie F. How's everything there with Jim Jeffries?
Starting point is 00:52:09 It wasn't Marty Wies. It wasn't Marty Wies. Oh my God. Were you wondering Jacob? Was it Marty Wies? Yeah. Marty Wies. I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:52:20 I know he hates that guy. Yeah, I mean, it sounds like a good reason. A good reason. Yeah. Did he ever, one of our last that guy. Yeah, I mean, it sounds like a good reason. A good reason. Did he ever, one of our last, a hamster, Jez about one of our last questions. Did he bring up Corey Hamever in an awkward way? He talked about Corey Hame quite a bit. Like in what kind of way like,
Starting point is 00:52:40 like nostalgic or like a shit talking. Damn, you know, we'd love taking a bath with you ladies. Thanks. You know who loves group bangs? And you love to get wet with a crew? You know who love to take a little group dip? You know who love to call it a little sex still? Who are you?
Starting point is 00:53:03 You know who likes to get in the body soup once a while Yeah Yeah, I kind of talked shit a bit kind of like acting like Kory Ham was just a drug addict Damn dude, whatever you know, yeah, that's always a simple heart him and play a song Yeah, that's always. And then you just sip a heart of him and play a song. And then the back, the beat, the beat. Yeah, he's gone on and off. And then we went to the mall,
Starting point is 00:53:27 we played with toys, this, the music. After the show, he's like, you know, Cory could barely get about a bet at the end. That was having a clean shit off his mind. And you know, kill his legacy always. Damn it, dude. He goes, even on his deathbed, he was, you can see his lips were purged to suck a guy's cock.
Starting point is 00:53:42 And he just, he was, I heard when he saw his maker, he was like, let me taste you. What a weird thing to say to God. Wow, this last segment's probably the thing that could have after never happening. Well, Tom will buy the Alb No Lou. Tom will flip a couple. Yeah, you know what?
Starting point is 00:53:58 Tom, we're sorry, but he's not gonna go in the show, but we'll buy one. Take a couple of them box sets. Hey, it's a little, I'm sorry, Tom will fucking flip through the box sets. We'll a couple of them box sets. As a little, I'm sorry, tell him we'll fucking flip through them box sets. We'll flip you through them boxies. Tell him the job. Tell him it's like, it's a Girl Scout cookies. Tell him we'll take a couple boxes.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Damn, Jacob, I know you have more questions for Jezebel. It's a world of wonder. Oh, it was love Jezebel. I could talk for hours about that. Do you ever try, I think we may have asked the poor, did he ever try to like, did he have guy, he didn't want to share at all? Because I, that's what I'm wondering. No, he was really possessive. I remember one of his friends hitting on me and him getting really pissed off about it.
Starting point is 00:54:38 With his friends bringing girls for him. As a gallery. I really, really, I remember there being a couple guys around the house. Yeah, it wasn't. Mostly it was only women that were allowed. Although there was some guys that were involved in their weird boardy party thing. Any hit on you one of the friends and he got pissed off of that friend? Yeah, I remember him getting really pissed off at the friend. I guess the friend hit on me in some way that was like a joke between them because Michael Jackson had hit on Corey's wife
Starting point is 00:55:11 in some similar way. Like he grabbed your shirt and was like, oh, what kind of material is this? I think he meant it. Like when he saw me, he did the same thing to me to like fuck with Corey. He got really mad. I didn't know what the deal was at the time.
Starting point is 00:55:22 It was the guy that played Michael Jackson in his lifetime movie or whatever. Oh, that's hilarious. Not actual Michael Jackson. Did you got hit on by a guy, Michael Jackson, a personator? That's the guy that had the walk up to fake Corey Feldman in the movie. Please bring that scene up. That is my favorite. That's one of my favorites. He sold to you before, right? Yeah, but I really love your moves. It was something like that. Jazz guy. You've seen the movie, right? Yeah. That lifetime movie's world class. So which leads me to my career, essentially. Which leads me to my next question.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Did you guys do movie nights where you watch like goonies or fucking lost boys? Never the classics. Like always the terrible be movies like you get us watch some movie he did about menopause called the M word. Oh my good. The M word right now. M word trailer Google that shit. Cory fell into a menopause movie. I know he played a trans he played a trans vampire in a.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Oh yeah, I want to know. I want know about his take on a the M word official trailer We found it. We'll watch it after he has about we won't make Jezebel sit through it again Yeah, I don't want to bring up the PTSD. Yeah, we don't we don't want you. Yeah, you've already been through enough soldier She's been debriefed it took her months to get out of character Yeah, we know that you can't come back into that life. A helicopter landed in a field and tried to get Jezebel back in. Oh my god, gather around. I mean, Dan, that's the equivalent sort of of like... ...gather around with me.
Starting point is 00:56:55 Uh, hey, all my five girlfriends and watch my special was, it's so weird. It's so fun. I felt uncomfortable showing my HBO special to my girlfriend. Yeah, and she was at the tank. I get it. You're like, you've seen it. This is fucking gay. I don't want to do this. This sucks. This sucks. I sucks. I suck. I suck. Let's watch reality TV. This sucks. I suck. If I'm back in doing BET's comic view, I remember came on and we were all went to a friend's house and I was like, I can't actually. I can't. Well, I went
Starting point is 00:57:22 in. I went out smoked. You and I'd smoked you remember Annie my Girlfriend from back in the day when I did live at Gotham which you were at She had my she without telling me she had my friends over to watch it with me when and I had to sit in the kitchen and Smoke cigarettes. I was like dude, I'm gonna fucking watch that shit. That's it's awful. It's no way Yeah, so I'm trying to put on these like fucking folks Hey, you guys want to see me playing a five second character in a shitty film? Oh my god. I'm excited to watch this trailer.
Starting point is 00:57:47 But Jezebel, thank you very much for coming back on the show and, you know, reliving your experience. I understand the CIA might try to gag us, but... Yeah. Feldaw can't. I'll be expecting a secret service member at my door tomorrow. Yeah. Just tell your people, send the ride-ops,
Starting point is 00:58:03 or else they better send some body bags. Jess about plug all your stuff. What are you got coming up? You can check out my debut release called Relentless on Spotify, YouTube, Anywhere Listen to Music. It's actually the song that I did on tour when you guys saw me in New York. Oh hell yeah. And yeah, you can follow me on instagram twitter
Starting point is 00:58:26 all that joseph el suite joseph el suite you are awesome thank you so much for calling the show you've been listening to syria six m's bonfire new episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on syiusXM.

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