The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - A Good Old Fashioned Dad Issue (feat. Joe List)
Episode Date: June 23, 2022Joe List joins The Bonfire as he gets ready for the premier of the new film "4th of July" that he co-wrote and starred in and Ron Bennington swings by the studio!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oaker...son & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@JoeListComedy www.ComedianJoeList.com
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And now the bonfire with Big J. Ocroson and Dan Soder.
Honestly, I feel bad that we didn't pick that you and Joe didn't have like a little Pearl
Jam love session pick a song to play.
It's hurtful.
Maybe we'll we have one more commercial break and I think that's what you guys need to
discuss which Pearl Jam because you guys are both the two biggest Pearl Jam fans I know.
Yeah.
Joe List and DJ Lewitsky.
This is the bonfire.
Series six, Infectious Talk 103 on Dan Soder.
That's Big Joe, Christian.
And our guest,
Earl Paljo, List.
I'm back.
Hey, special this year's material
on YouTube now.
It's fucking incredible.
Watched it when I was stuck
with the COVID in Canada
and I texted Joe,
the thing that, you know,
that's how you know,
special's good is when you watch
your friends do it
and it makes you insecure.
Yeah.
I called them,
I'm like, I damn- Yeah, I did., that was like guys off there's like four bits on there
I'm like I'm a phony and Joe rules. Oh, that makes me feel good. Yeah, so check out this year's material out now on YouTube
He also co-wrote and stars in the new movie. It's so good it fucking crushes me
Hurts me
He also co-wrote and stars in the new movie fourth of july premiering july first at the shubber theater in boston and july second at
the vick theater in chicago go to comedian joe list for tour dates tickets all
the shit uh...
pretty fucking cool you made a movie with luci k
yeah i'm very excited a little nervous it's very uh... autobiographical we
get pretty real with the family and they just
You're coming to Boston. They're coming to the Boston and they haven't seen the movie
They haven't seen it and I had to be like it's just a movie and then the trail of my mother was like
It's just a movie that's great and the trailer came out and I think everyone I went into high school with
Road her Facebook like this is crazy
You're a cop in the movie and I think she's like, what? So we've talked again.
It's all very good.
It's all.
But you're nervous.
Exciting.
I'm a little bit.
I mean, there's a sea where I really, you know,
yell at my family.
And it's like, when I watch it, I'm like, little boy.
Well, Ron Bennington is singing your praises.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah, somebody said that, and I appreciate that.
He wrote to me.
But you never know how, this is what,
it's almost a mean thing to do
to have a premiere of your movie with friends at it
because you have to be like, that was great.
Well, bro.
Jane, I'm gonna be there.
So, we will be there next week at the beacon.
Yeah.
And we're gonna tell you just honestly.
No, don't.
I'm gonna shoot you from the hip.
I'm gonna come right at you. I'm not gonna say it was bad because I was sleeping through the middle
So some notes, but I think it's pretty good. I think people will like it. I think it's good
I love seeing the trailer. It's awesome seeing any movie that has
Tony V and Nick DiPolo playing your family members. Yeah, it's fun and Lynn
Lin co-places in the movie. She's in the movie. Bobby Kelly.
Bobby Kelly.
He's great. I love it.
And every scene and DiPolo is playing DiPolo.
So just come for Nick.
Yeah. That's great.
It's pretty, it's fantastic.
We were, when we, uh, we're casting the movie,
we had all these, it was like this kind of the,
the uncle with, with edge, you know,
and he had to have a boss.
So we went to Boston casting.
They kept sending us all these guys.
Yeah. And a lot of more older or skinny and I'm like,
this guy would beat this guy up.
I can't have this guy yelling at me.
I would just punch him.
And then we looked at about 20 guys
and I called Louis one day and I go,
you know, it's Nick Topolo, right?
That's who it is.
He's got the American flag tattoo.
He's rich.
He's got the axe.
I mean, Nick is pure Boston.
And we both just kind of sat there like
All right, let's call him That's who we need and he was awesome and Nick was like awesome in the movie. He's so good. It's so as Bobby
I'm very Bobby playing a jazz. He doesn't play a jazz pianist. He plays a drummer
And he's so great and he's playing in this kind of like 60s rock and roll classic hits thing and he's supposed to be miserable
And he just looks.
But I always want those guys on camera as you know you're just like, God that's so fun.
I wish he was in more of it.
He's great.
Hell yeah.
He's so sweet, like a sweet sad character and he has a really beautifully sad moment.
It's really good.
I'm excited.
I think it's very good and it's not a lot of drama.
Tim Dylan watched it and he went it's not this is not
funny because we watched it with we showed it to Chris Rock who's a comedian
yeah you know you guys know him from there he does make eye contact with the seller
I know I cracked him once he didn't do shit about it he tends to bring the pain
if you know it and the j put one right on him right on his sweet kisser and right in the brain the button but he watched it and he was like you got to get rid
of the comedy the comedy stinks he's like making a drama and we kind of were like all right
so we cut a lot of the jokes there's a lot of jokes on the cutting room floor and Lewis
Gomez is also on the cutting room do you regret cutting any of the jokes any specific
jokes no I like I mean there's stop there's still some funny stuff in it.
But it was one of those things that was like,
we gotta just get, you want it shorter and with like,
the movie, I'm the movie I go to Maine,
and then another person you may have heard of,
Miss Meryl Streep.
She watched the movie also and was like,
get to Maine, just get to Maine, what do you do?
It's crazy when Meryl...
When Meryl Streep gives gives you notes you're like yeah
fuck this bitch no make it so good all right look this hey war of the roses
yeah hey death becomes her that's what I was trying to think why don't you get
right to when your head spins around you and Goldie Han fuck it throw
candlesticks at each other and Lewis Gomez is out of the movie because of
Merrill Street she's like you got to get rid of this. So funny.
That seemed particularly, she was like, yeah, no good.
She's like, oh, my God, please don't tell me. Doesn't broadcast.
Does he own a company of any sort?
I'm not believing it. This wouldn't, isn't a portory can guy who would fly
off the handle and jump all over your car. He seems to me.
But he's great in the movie. And I feel bad. He was awesome.
You got to do put out the, when DVD comes out, no, we're DVD.
Yeah, the DVD, when the VHS comes out,
it'll be two tapes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna come to the DVD.
But his name is in there.
His name is in the credits.
That's cool.
Yeah.
It's just a thank you.
Thank you, Lewis, for not attacking the set when we caught you.
Hey, Lewis, we'll just feed you this food.
Please don't hurt us.
You guys did this pretty fucking quick
or as time just flying
I feel like it was like from inception to like hearing about it happening to being done and ready to hit the theater seems fast
Yeah, it was a lot
I mean it could have been in theaters quick if we wanted to be a summer movie
But yeah, we shot the whole thing in like 18 days. It was pretty shotgun style. It's pretty low-budge
We just kind of ripped through it fast before someone shot us. Jeff on making it
It was the most fun of my life We just kind of ripped through it fast before someone shot us. Did you have fun making it?
It was the most fun of my life.
Well, the best thing was we shot in Lake George,
it takes the place of Maine.
Yeah.
And so we all got houses, Louis rented us houses,
and it was, Tony Vee was like a Boston legend,
the amazing guy, DiPolo, me, and Louis,
every night we would just sit and tell comedy stories,
like by the lake with like a, would grill out.
And it was amazing because we had all the other castes
like an audience.
So we were just dying laughing.
And Tony V said something so profound.
He was like, isn't it amazing through comedy?
Just by the nature of the amount of lunatics
in our business, we have hours of entertainment every night
without repeating a story.
We just told comedy stories back and forth.
Because there's just all complete lunatics.
And then you're like, remember that guy?
And it was like, that's all, you know, that's all I want out of life.
Is to sit around with comedians telling stories.
Yeah.
So it was pretty magical and it was summer and it was beautiful.
Yeah, that's awesome.
And DiPolo is like the funniest.
I mean, you hang out with Nick, it's the funniest.
Wolf and I did a web series with him and he showed up just for a day.
We just wanted to make sure we'd like block tournament
and out cause we thought it was like,
I don't want to fucking piss my, he was so fucking funny.
So funny the whole time.
It was crazy.
There's a scene where him and Chris Walsh,
who's also hilarious are.
Walsh brother is headwater my favorite comedy central
like YouTube shows first.
Yeah, they're amazing and he was great
and they're just, they're improvisingising a scene Chris and Nick and it's like
I like roll on the floor laughing. They're arguing about gas station sandwiches and it was a thing
It was all improvised. We're like, all right you guys are just talking family bullshit-ing after hours and
Nick is talking about he loves gas station sandwiches, which he does and Chris is like I guarantee you've eaten a book
And he's like all right
Well, I like book is in my sandwich then and it's like it's so goddamn
funny yeah I'm not in this room it's not but no no in general
it's I just wanted to say Merrill Streep thought that should
stay still did not want Lewis Chagom as in
yeah man he's like the book is in the sandwich
that's good keep that fucking loose lose so all the
comedy get rid of you well that book in the sandwich
thing rules
First things first just give her to this Puerto Rican see what it's who we land after that is it one of those things Where you you put out the special and then you put out the movie and now you're just like I'm just gonna go just do stand up and
Disappear I don't know. I mean I might forcefully disappear
I don't know what's gonna happen. See the reaction see the reaction. Is he going to go on streaming?
Like you can be able to stream it.
It'll stream on his website, I believe, in August.
But we really want to push these theater dates.
It's also playing in Villagest, Angelica Cinema.
And it's on FanDaggo now.
It's playing in a bunch of cinemas, July 6th.
It's 7.30 PM and a bunch of like one-offs.
It's very hard to get a run in a movie theater now.
It's all top-gun and X-men and all that shit. So go see it in a movie theater. because it's all top gun and uh... drastic work and all that shit so
go see it in a movie theater get some point of watching independent movie
if you have it's in it go check your independent movie theaters and see if
joe list movie fourth of july
directed by luise k code and by luian joe
yeah did it's gonna be fucking awesome very pumped to see it
yeah i'm excited i think it's i think it's a good movie i think you'll be
touched there's it's it's a good movie. I think you'll be touched.
There's anyone with a good old fashioned dad issue
or a job you got.
I know you're gonna be sick of seeing it at some point,
but the village east, if they put it in that
like that big room is so cool.
Yeah, I like it.
You're just to see it in like an old,
New York movie, the chandelier in the middle
of everything, it's like such a neat place.
I'm so bummed, I'm like, I'm out of town
the whole week, it's there because I wanna go. I'm so bummed, I'm like, I'm out of town the whole week it's there, because I wanna go,
I like, that premiere thing is very exciting,
but to go and like get popcorn and M&Ms
and like, I'm like watching the back of a room.
Yeah, I'm gonna probably see it twice,
because I'm gonna go see it in these village.
See it, I think you're gonna like it.
I really think you're gonna.
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With conversation with anxiety. Christ you talk to me. I brought cupcakes so you guys will laugh at my shit.
Are you trying to pass off? Now we're all sugar crashing. Yeah, dude. But yes, come get tickets. It's a good
movie. It's a good old fashion movie. Yeah, fashion movie now that's it emotion and some feeling and yeah that's got to be I mean I
know you've had a like specials out like number of specials now but like for
you you're and Dan says anytime there's a movie questioner quote or
something always Joe lists yeah I said for me from music and for and you two
are the people that I go to like, Jane knows every music question I have,
and Jo has every TV and movie question that I need.
So having a movie, you're on the cover,
the poster, that's gotta be fucking wicked, man.
I mean, it's one of those marks, I always say,
I have these things in comedy, we all do,
we're like, oh, no one can ever take that away now.
Do you know what I mean?
It's like, that's forever.
Yeah, that's what I feel pretty good about.
It's hard, because now I'm like,
I'm anxious about the thing and we're doing all the stuff. But yeah,
I felt that way, especially when we shot, when we wrapped, it was that feeling of like,
we did it. You saw them.
And it was going back to how quick it was. It wasn't said we wrote,
we started right, our first call was like February 28th and we were wrapped September 10th.
Because there's no industry. Yeah, you can just do it. There's nobody to send it to.
We got no notes, which may be a bad thing.
We'll see.
But like, we did it.
But you got notes from Meryl Streep.
You got notes from Chris Rock.
You got notes.
Yeah, once it was shot.
Yeah, but we did.
All concurred.
Louis St. Gomez.
Alpski.
That fucker.
I.
But yeah, once we just kind of ripped right through it
and did it.
And it was like
All agree
That legends across
Get Lewis out of there. You share even called in just say like I heard you work with Louis J. Gomez
You get a shit Keith Richards is on here didn't even see the movie wants Lewis out. I got a little bit out
I think that's what he sounds like now.
That was an English Keith.
Remember my, my, that was Esperanza.
That's the language that twins teach each other.
But now I mean, also Lewis was like the best.
I mean, he was like incredible.
You told the story.
You told the story.
You know what, dude?
You told the story about him punching the fucking windshield.
Yeah, it was insane.
I have photos we have the footage.
I mean, it was wild.
You gotta get in the footage.
He bare hand punched out a windshield and then the safety lady came over and was like,
it's a moot, because I was like, I'm covered in fucking glass.
And she's like, it's a movie windshield.
They make it out of plastic and I'm like, no, I'm the producer of the movie.
That's the windshield.
I know more than you.
That's for sure a windshield and I am covered in glass.
Like she was, she really, because he punched through it. You told me that I think I saw you not
long after you guys filmed the scene and you said he was fucking great. You did. He was, he was
tremendous. The problem was this in the scene, we're trying to show my anxiety and I'm at a red light
and I see Will Silvinson Lewis and it cuts to me imagining them fucking smashing the car and-
I think you knew them, you're like,
oh Christ, you're gonna start talking to me.
Oh, God, if Will's hosting is gonna be asking me
question to your answer.
Oh, no.
But the problem was, A, we had a lot of examples
of my anxiety and B, this is what Mara said,
it brings a strange racial component into the movie.
Cause I'm just seeing two brown people in like,
they're gonna rob me. Yeah, then you go to Maine and it I'm just seeing two brown people being like, they're gonna rob me.
Yeah, then you're going to main
and it's all these white fucking boss nurses being like,
Rock you, I hate you.
Yeah, but to me, it was like, you know,
it was like, first, I was like,
but I was like, but they're my friends.
Yeah.
Those are my friends.
He's like, well, they don't, nobody cares.
It's just like, if you're watching the movie,
you just see like, oh, he's afraid of brown people.
Yeah. Um, which I am. So I thought that would be good. It's just like if you're watching the movie you just see like oh, he's afraid of brown people. Yeah
Which I am so
Meryl Streep says no
But that anxiety you know we were talking about Jay and I were talking about something before the show He's on the Berk Krasher fully loaded to her
Which you and I were excluded from because of our religious beliefs
I wasn't invited I wasn't invited either
Offered made but it was a real
Real they offered me a gang of cash
Yeah, but Jay that's been a headline
But so yeah, so Jay is doing he did the first four nights last weekend, but now
this weekend, it's coming up starting tomorrow. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, you can
go to bigjincombin.com for more info on the bird. Christchurch fully loaded tour. Uh,
the lineup hasn't been posted. Well, here's, and explain it. So last week, so yeah, good,
this is good to have up. Last week was bird.reich, obviously, David Tell, fortune five, throw one show,
Dustin Nickerson, all the shows, Taylor Tomlinson on two of
them, and Aaron Weber and me. And the way they were and Dave
Williams and also Dave Williamson hosted the show. And also
Shane, obviously, and the show would go Aaron Weber, Dustin Nickerson first,
they're a younger comics.
And they did great Taylor Thomas and would headline the first half of it and do a long
set.
She did great.
And then they would start this taking an intermission.
Then the second half would start.
It was me, a tell or the host obviously, then me, a tell Shane Bert.
It was great.
It was a fucking great. It was a fun hanging the whole time
But because I'm so high at the second half of the show part of the list
Now we're bringing this week now subbing out Aaron Weber dust and nicker center gone Taylor's gone
Fortunately to the one show last week now. We got Nikki Joey Diaz Shane Norman
And me Chelsea Lins in the one show. And I'm worried. It's like, I don't know, I'll
never say a word about it, like to anybody there. And there's
certainly not listening. I'm like, it's gonna crush me if I get
knocked up to the first say, I'll just do it. If you get ready, I'll
do it, I'll do it blindly with a thank you and for sure. I'm just saying in my mind. I just you know we get it sitting inside. I'm just like that's what I'm talking about
They don't think I'm worth it's the dark part of the show the dark
It's not daylight anymore. I told you'll be you'll be second
I told Jay it's like go into a high school and checking like you know like if you made the team on a list
Yeah, yeah, like he's keep check it
We can check on his phone and he checked before the show.
And he's like, there hasn't been an update
and then he flipped his phone and then it changed
and we were like, oh god.
What?
And the reason it's anxious is because, again,
all these people I just named for that reason,
I'm saying like everyone's a hitter.
Yeah.
Like a fucking man.
Right, right.
Everyone's a so, you're like,
but I just happened to already have done dates on it
where I was in a certain spot. So that just changes to earlier
You couldn't my mind won't go anywhere except I'm like well, they feel like I didn't do strong enough that they want to
Yeah, of course other people I mean they saw what I do it when it's nighttime out and they didn't like it
I guess so here I am during the daytime. We already sent a contract. They can't they probably just fire me if there was no
Contract it's like me home. I probably sleep at the stadium. It's like Rudy when you're checking your name.
Yeah. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da it. Um, it's an app. So it says the number, it says the lineup.
Uh, well, this is just for like other people on the tour. Oh, I
think all the back, it's all the backstage information.
Yeah. This is like all they're taking like, like private jet.
Well, no, but the bird, bird christians things like that. It's just an app for
it's called master tour. It's like a thing that I didn't get the proper info.
They mentioned it to me. It was just kind of like, Oh, yeah,
we're doing this thing. I thought I didn't realize it was like a party and a private jet
and there was seven comics.
I thought it was gonna be me and him and a theater
and I was like, oh, I'm at the punchline Atlanta.
It would've been worth more of my career
to be on one of these videos of me being like,
woo!
The funny thing is, were you at the punchline Atlanta?
Yeah.
Because we're doing like outside of Atlanta this weekend.
Well, that's what I saw it tweeted and was like,
hey, you were in Norman to both in Atlanta.
And I'm like, his agent is fucking me.
Are you kidding me?
Like I'm like Norman in town in a theater.
It was like the brains in the world series would be less of a hindrance to my ticket sales.
And then the Norman's like, no, it's an hour away and I'm open for birth.
And I was like, oh, so that's not why my ticket sales suck.
Dude, it's some other reason.
There's that other anxiety where you're like, oh fuck, but yeah, you're right.
We should make our own video. Yeah, dude. It's some other reason. There's that other anxiety where you're like, oh fuck, but yeah, you're right.
We should make our own video.
Yeah.
The bus party and it's shown you guys all the cool stuff.
The no longer loaded tour.
We're eating cupcakes from that gillia.
It's talking about our feelings.
We got like chocolate on our lips.
We're like, woo!
It is always fun.
It's been fun.
The fun things that you would love to Joe, I think,
it's just the daytime stuff Like just genuinely having a baseball catch
on a minor league baseball field is pretty fun
in its own stupid way.
Yeah, that seems fun and cigars.
I shove cigars at my ass from time to time.
Cigars for sure.
I'm sure there's a blender you can make a smoothie with.
Yeah, well, it's cool about this.
That's why I said about it being,
I can't say enough how first class
they're just treating everybody like
Anything you wanted that you don't have like there does someone just goes and gets it So if I wanted to if I wanted an incredible if I was like I wanted an incredible
You can ask all but someone would try to they'd find you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for sure
Um, that was a real low wrong fucking question as dance's like, so if I needed more toilet paper
than they have to toilet and bathroom.
Someone would get toilet paper for me.
You've got a right there of Casino.
What if I want to go in there
and get one of those sandwiches I like?
That's my favorite, passion, passion line,
and casino.
If I want to get the toothpick,
what if I want to get one of those sandwiches I like?
I totally understand that.
I get him.
And Dan was like, you can't even go in the building.
You fucking simpleton. I get it, dude. You just can't even go in the building you fucking simpleton
I get it you just go have someone fetching an uncrustable. We got to make it. I want to make it I want to be one of those guys
I always feel so happy about my career and then you just see the private jet and they're on a baseball field
I'm like come on. It's nuts. I mean what the capital
Pert is starting with and this thing is insane
But also what he stands to make is pretty fucking nuts.
But I mean, again, I love it and I'd love to be at the head of it,
but I just, like, birth somehow being in charge in some way
of like four buses, an 18 wheeler with the stage set up.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's something that feels like,
I was thinking about that the whole time.
You know what I mean?
Like, what is it?
Yeah, you can't relax,
because you're just like,
wait the 18-wheeler got stuck.
It's like, that's fuck.
But it's almost my point,
I'm saying, I don't get,
I don't know,
it's like financial situation,
but I mean, like it's enough that he's not,
so he's having a blast.
Right.
It's not like hitting him
and then he kind of like,
way it's making him nervous.
Were you ever good at birthday parties,
your own birthday party?
Were you ever good at having fun
at your own birthday party?
No, I'm not good at having fun.
I'm always worried about everybody else having fun and can they see and all that shit.
Yeah, it's very stressful.
You're worried about everybody.
You can feel everybody else's.
Exactly.
On the other hand, I said I felt this when we went to go see the DevTones on that Pier 17.
It's like John our buddy who bartends to stand came with us and he goes, I'm going to go
get drinks.
I'll get drinks for everybody.
Now I feel emotionally locked into like everything
he misses this concert is now because of my drink.
Right.
Completely.
And until he comes back, which took a while,
he goes, he came back and was like,
and the lines were nuts.
I'm like, I'm almost worried about it.
The same when Christine went to go get drinks with her,
I'm like, oh man, is she gonna be here? I get so like, over worried about it. The same when Christine went to go get drinks with her. I'm like, oh man, is she gonna be here?
I get so like, yeah.
Over worried about nonsense.
On the same way, I took my uncle and dad
to a few Pearl Jam shows and my uncle went to get beers.
It was like a long line.
And they missed the closing first set.
It was porch and like Eddie's like had this light bulb thing
that he was like swinging out on.
And I'm like, he's missing the thing.
On the fuck.
And you know, he's from the 70s.
And I'm like, this is the fun part. They're like throwing shit
Yeah, and it's like just kicking ass and he's like oh the beer line was great what I miss and you're like
Ah, you missed the fun
You're ruined my life
Christine was funny just three times a cold place. She goes all right. I'm gonna go pee and then she would like
You see you're kind of vanishing the crowd and you're like
You see your comeback she goes the crowd and you're like, Danin, Danin, Danin, Danin, Danin. You see your comeback, she goes, I'm gonna hold my pee. Watch this song.
Oh, it's a DJ Lou.
Did you know what Joe was talking about?
Ex-specifically?
Brooklyn?
This was it, no, this was Worcester,
but they did the thing where they had those lights
that came in and it was swinging on them.
It was like very, we're old now, Eddie now any better like he used to climb shit and dive off
But now they have like a safety rope with a place for your feet and he would like do a couple swings like
I'm doing it
That was the funniest that was the Marilyn Manson one of Marilyn Manson
I noticed the last time I saw him on tour he used to like every night
You have a Bible and he would like rip the pages out and throw the thing and then like
Throw it in the audience and just destroying like a Bible every night for have a Bible and he would like rip the pages out and throw the thing and then like throw it in the audience and just like destroying like a Bible every night
for whatever the social message he was trying to make there.
But then he had nice.
But then now last time I saw him,
it's like a ceramic Bible that he holds up
and he pushes a button and like a little like,
it's like a lighter, like a flame comes on the top of it
and you're like, come on dude.
It's like, you fake my fake fire Bible.
I guess we do.
We do satanic productions for stage plays.
You know, we do a Bible.
It's all on fire.
We do a puking demon.
Whatever you need here, but you'll bang bang.
Well, we can get you situated.
It's like the Reggie Jackson, the, what's his name?
Dick Shap, the writer.
There's Jeremy Shap.
You know, Jeremy Shap.
His dad, it was our sports writer and he died,
but he brought his son to the game six
of the 77 World Series and three different times.
Jeremy was like a nine or whatever
and wanted a hot dog and then I have soda and then candy
and Dick Shap missed all three home runs.
My Mr. Octo over.
Reggie, I got three home runs and a deciding game of the World Series and he missed all three home runs. My mister October. Reggie, Reggie, I said three home runs and I'll decide in game of the world series
and he missed all three.
That's fucking great.
Which is enough reason to not have children.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I need a hot dog and you're like,
okay, well, the third time,
he should have been like, I got you candy twice.
You almost hope to miss the third one
because you're like, well, now it's a story, you know?
But I would think you wouldn't even go
because you'd be like, I missed two.
I'm not fucking leaving.
Yeah, fuck you, you piece of shit.
And another.
That's what you say through your teeth.
And you know, listen, here you little fucking piece of shit.
And here's another kid associated with Pearl Jam's story.
I saw, I went to both Safe Go shows in 2018.
No.
And I fucking flexing on you.
And I went to both Benway shows too.
Damn.
I saw you at the time.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, but you do the one that you went to. Yeah, he went to two. I saw you at the time. Oh, that's right. Yeah, but you two won the E-Wes.
Yeah, he went to two safe-coast, two fairways.
Oh, damn, damn.
Oh, damn.
You hear that frequent listener of the Bonfire Jeff Ament?
Oh, my God.
Guess what, Mike McCready?
He doesn't love you guys as much as he says he does.
Also, drummer.
Matt Cameron, who also jumped for SoundGarden.
Yeah. Ant'm temple the duck
But he didn't know that 89 shows suck my dick Jay 89 shows what pure bullshit dude
I open for corn for 69 shows
But I was at the the safe go field night two and there was a guy
He was probably in his you know 40s and he had and he had brought his son, this makes me cry.
His son was probably like seven,
and there was sitting in front of us,
and the guy had the poster, like the backpack
where you carry a poster for his poster maniacs.
You can wear it all night.
And the son was sitting in his seat like this,
like drooping before the show, and the dad was like,
come on, it's gonna be fun, and the kid wanted nothing to do with it, and they left three songs in. And you can tell the dad was like come on. It's gonna be fun And the kid wanted nothing to do with it and they left three songs in and you can tell the dad was like a Pearl Jam maniac
I was like I'm taking my son to his first Pearl Jam show and the kid was sucked and I wanted to be like you piece of shit
Bitch find your way home you can't
Oh, that is a bad adult care. That's what I'm like.
Oh my God, I want to play Pokemon.
I gotta say one thing about Isabelle,
like she was always when I take her to like,
I mean, she became a Sixers fan,
like bring her to Sixers game.
She's like, this is great.
And any concert,
so she's not a, she doesn't really know the DevTone.
She came to the DevTone show.
She's gonna go see Rage against the machine.
And she's like, yeah, I'm down, let's just go.
Like, I love that, that she's always never had that.
We're like, what is this thing out? We're doing oh
It's painful. I felt for the guy and you could see like all right. Let's just
I saw a family a whole family like that while the father is the only one of like us
You know the story from a six person family. I mean digging on Michael McDonald. I love that the whole family the trophy wife
The kids and boat clothes were just sitting there like this and this guy was like no
Freedom shut the fuck up
Shut like the fuck I saw I saw a dad disappointed in his kid
This wasn't at a concert was on an airplane
Deli landed in Denver and the kid couldn't pop his ears and he kept going I can't he's maybe like 11
He's like I can't pop my ears. I can't pop my ears.
And you saw the dad being like,
he was in the robe of hiring,
I just looked at a couple of times and he was just like,
man, and the kid was spazin'.
He was like, my ears.
And the dad was like,
I'll grab this suitcase, Jesus Christ.
It was just those two.
I just said, when those dancing the word spaz
is not worth like my about handicapped people.
Oh, you're not allowed to say spas anymore.
Did you?
No, that was the fucking.
I got reminded.
Lizzo.
Oh, no.
Lizzo apologized.
She released it single and then came out and apologized
for using the word spas in it and really did like a full on.
Like, rather than just being like, shut the fuck up.
Come on.
She really did like a sorry.
I was unaware of that term was blah blah.
And I'm so mad.
She went and changed it to something else in the song, like we recorded it and changed.
It's quite ridiculous.
It's quote the great chain, Gilles.
That's gay.
That is gay.
That's spaz, that's one of my favorite punch like Greg Johnson.
Remember Greg Johnson?
Yeah.
He was a really, we started together and he's like, was like a Brooklyn guy.
But he had a joke about you're from Boston
Why don't you have a Boston accent and he's like, um, because I'm not a spaz
To describe some of the Boston accent is a spaz
You fucking spaz now that fucking term will get you canceled. Wow, so hold it. Don't say it again until after the movie's out
Oh, geez. That's why we'll get canceled
Yeah, that's why we're we gotta take another break
But what Pearl Jam song you guys gonna come back with
Let's discuss it in the brain discuss discuss it
Joe list this new years material this year's material out now on YouTube go watch it
It's a fucking great hour special. Oh, yeah filmed at the village underground. And then he co-wrote and stars in the new movie Fourth of July, premiering July
first at the Schubert Theater in Boston and July second at the Vick Theater in Chicago. For
tour dates and more info visit comedianjolice.com and go see Big J. Ogroson on Bert Crischer's fully
loaded festival. After that he's gonna be in Oklahoma, Albany, New York, and hosting the nasty show
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in all of their tour dates, visit bigjcomedy.com.
Dan Soder, Coma Comedy Club, Washington, July 21st
to the 23rd, after that,
Oklahoma and Phoenix, totally that bass drop.
Yeah.
After that again, Oklahoma and Phoenix,
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We'll be right back, firemarch.com too.
Yeah, good.
Good, let's do it.
Yeah.
We'll be right back, check my name.
And now, back to the bonfire with Big J. Ocarus in and Dan Soder.
I randomly have this song on my iPhone, the live from Red Rocks, and I like to song a lot.
It's nice.
It's a Pro Jam down.
It's nice.
It's a nice song.
It's a nice jam.
It's the bonfire on Series 6M Factor Talk 103 on Dan Soder.
That's Big J. Ocarus in an Argus, it's Joe List.
That's right. He's got a special out on YouTube, he's got a movie coming out,
he's doing big fucking shit.
Yeah, so.
So, it was sitting pretty.
By the way, that song is, uh, uh, Mike McCready went and saw social distortion, which we did.
Yeah, that was my last song when he got home, it was very social D as you can hear.
That was my last day of smoking.
Oh, that's right, I remember you crinkled up the cigarettes and like threw them on like floor my car.
Yeah.
And I was like, this ass hole,
this ass hole will be smoking in 10 minutes.
Yeah, dude, Alan Carr, it was June 23rd, 2012, or 2013.
Wow.
Because I was about to turn 30.
And I was like, I'm gonna quit before I turn 30
and I stopped smoking and that was the last time I smoked.
Wow.
The last cigarette I smoked was in Joe Lists' car
driving to the comedy seller.
Wow, yeah, we left a little bit early to go to the seller
We had spots wow yeah, I smoked cigarette in your car those last cigarette I smoked what are you turning now?
Turn in 39
What the fucking Friday Friday? Whoa. Yeah, we birthed no idea
Well, guess guess what birthday boy himself got a little something for this birthday boy. Oh, you can't do that
Why did you look can't treat you right? No, what did you do?
You got you Wow, this is exciting. You know what it is dude. It's a present. I better be a chocolate cupcake. It's short to say juicy dude
I hope it is I really hope it is this is fun
This is fun. Hey!
I can't believe he didn't regift the booty shorts.
Oh!
Oh!
Ricky the dragon steamboat.
Hell yeah.
This fucking rule.
Check out the centerfold.
Yeah.
The centerfold.
Let me open this up.
It's your mom naked.
Dude.
If it is?
I'm working on your mom jokes.
Louis, is that a good one?
Coming along.
Hold on.
Let's see the centerfold.
Centerfold is... Why John Stutt is definitely afraid
of the giant, gonna read that.
Rodding Piper, dude.
That's it.
Hell yeah.
Oh, they live.
Well, I think Roddy Wright remember is a hot guy.
I'm gonna attract into Roddy Wright Piper.
Thanks buddy, this is fucking rules, dude.
Most pages are gonna be stuck together by this week. my god caddy's away the boys will play with them
so you never get a picture of steamboat or whatever these action figures on the
bats beautiful I remember those can I get a ruling on rady piper being attractive
I think you're like cut to like that 90s
well did you get me back the any better mug that I got you no you said something on the air your favorite committee or one of your favorite comedians
Dude you got me a robin Williams
Oh, it's hot. Oh, it's hot putting some cream. Oh, it's cream. Oh, I got a cream is that
It's hot, it's hot, it's hot, put in some cream. Oh, it's cream, oh, it's cream.
I got a cream is that.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Joe Liste.
Rody, Rody Piper, while he,
he, while Rody Piper never struck me in wrestling
when I was a little kid,
because that was his early years of wrestling.
Yeah.
The movie They Live showed him in a light,
much more of like a sexual figure.
Turned off, because this thing was never about,
he was never even like built like the rest of the rest.
But then after they live, he started to get a little more
like jacked and they grew the hair long
and then he looked cool from there on in
and became a good looking guy for sure.
But young, rowdy-rady-piper, young with a short hair
and the kilt boring.
So with the black leather jacket right there though. One of the best shit talkers ever.
The A&E documentary on Roddy Piper is incredible.
I don't know how to say.
He's a great shit talker.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's awesome.
I watched the, on the WWE, whatever,
there's like the rivals.
And it was Roddy Piper and.
Mr. T.
No, I think it was Rick, no, not Rick Flair.
Roddy Piper and Hulk Hogan was like, oh yeah, that's Russell Maniel One, baby. T. No, I think it was Rick. No, not Rick Flaher. I Ronnie Piper and
Hulk Hogan was like oh yeah, that's what many one baby. Yeah, that was almost the entire wasn't that the rock and wrestling friends It was Hulk Hogan's friends versus Rady Rady Piper
Yes, that's the big John studs and all those guys. I got a great coffee mug another great coffee mug
That's the wrestling friends and it's the two sides. It's better than that one, but you buy a better friend.
Not at all.
Oh, okay.
No, don't do that.
I wasn't.
I was asking the question, Jesus Christ.
Good coffee mug.
But yeah, Roddy Piper and his evil friends were so cool.
Did you ever see the...
Was that one also made for you in a ceramics class by the person who gave it for you?
I love it.
Maybe.
Maybe Steve Frieler did that, huh?
Do you ever see the video Sarah made?
She made a video a long time ago.
I think she might have taken it down because she felt bad the video sarah made she made a video long time ago i think she might take it out to feel bad after he died but
she's made a video of what she's it's on her side to her interviewing in robin
Williams and she's like
what is your technique and then it cuts to him be like
uh...
back to her like this
okay uh...
it's just like that he's gonna like all
i never ever understood this comedy.
I think his drama is so fucking great.
Oh, it's amazing.
And I got a chance to work with him
before he passed away on Louis, actually.
Oh, wow.
He did a scene together and it was awesome,
but like to have that kind of,
because I said I'm a fan of,
can't say not a fan of Rob Williams,
so I'm a fan of so much stuff.
He's not a fan of this comedy.
It's just, I mean, from Mrs. Doubtfire,
maybe my age missed that from that. Oh, I
Like more can Mindy when I was younger and I like the character of that
But I just never when I saw him on stage. I just I can't follow. It's like yeah
I and I watched the the San Francisco special whatever room that is the met or yeah, no way to the met
It's the I think San Francisco. Yeah, he does the met that's special
Yeah, but it was hard to follow what he was
It's like someone scan it's like someone scanning reading and is telling it to you. I go there's a show
It's front burn out of the effects of
Every aspect of your life, but he's so good and actually and also by all accounts like the nicest guy on the planet
Yeah, everybody got a little bit of the old
the planet. Yeah, everybody. I don't know, you got a little bit of the old.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Tell you what he, I am a little, I love Mrs.
Dalfire because I was the perfect age for it and also wanted a movie about a father
willing to do anything to stay in his kids' lives.
Whoa. You wear the perfect age.
That's 37 years old when you watch them.
Yeah, first time, 36.
That's quite touching. There's some jokes in Mrs. Dalfire.
Run by fruiting is fun.
Yeah, yeah.
Nobody throws his face in the face.
I've been hit by a run by fruiting.
Yeah, I think.
What are the best movies of my childhood
when the funny, like that and Ace Ventura's
were, where it was at for my generation at least.
It was huge, that movie's problematic now though.
Like they made it a musical and like they're really upset
about it.
I think it's transphobic.
Oh, really?
I don't know, the people that get upset,
I don't know who they are.
It's saying if you become trans, you're gonna have your kids back. Oh, really? I don't know. The people that get upset, I don't know who they are. It's saying if you become trans,
you can have your kids back.
Yeah, dude, duh.
Listen to the message you fucking.
Unplug your ears and listen.
The answer is there.
You got your head shoved way far up your ass.
Fucking jerks.
Didn't Michelle have a bit about it?
Remember that?
I think Michelle will have had a bit about it
because at the end, it's revealed that hits him.
And then Sally Field goes, the whole time, the whole time the whole time here and then i think
it was michelle is a bit worse if it wasn't the whole time
it was a real mess is out there and then at some point he took over for
her
the every movie in the eighties especially the
conspisa overboard was that we said overboard was about a guy
line to a woman to keep fucking her what till he figures out that she's a
This rape and revenge of the nerds sure. I mean, I think
Rob Williams dead poet society problematic the guy is in love with this woman who has a boyfriend and then she's asleep at a party
And he literally is like carpet. He oh, and he kisses around the lips while she's sleeping
Yeah, which is a I think that's a problem Ivy leagues a boys club bitch. Yeah
Like he's like I want you to seize the day and he's like 10 for every
People here
Okay, dear lip suck take what you want and leave no excuses
The world is yours why people wake up take it take it that was wrong movie wrong move feast uh-oh oh nice for the very last five
minutes of the show is he gonna come in I don't know he's swirling he might be
just you know pacing back and forth he has a little mask coming up oh who's the
a mask I don't know it might be you Joe no we're doing one later that's not me
I don't ask for him so I'm just, we're doing one later. That's not me. I don't ask
So I'm gonna come in a bother the main if you doesn't want the legend Ron Bennington
Hi, Ron in the studio with Joe list on the bonfire, you know what? No, thank you already had a
some kind of
Tiktok's rap so
Whoa, things are finally going my way. I don't want to bother you guys
I was gonna tell Joey needed to talk to him
Future date, but everybody looks good. You look fantastic. How are you doing away? Here's the thing
Back on cocaine
I was gonna say you got some pepper in your step. It really does it gives me an energy that I can't seem to get from anywhere
I was hoping again. I was hoping it was a jua de v. But I started a band, but we're a band that's kind of been
solving crimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it kind of is we turned in our dealer. So one
down. Your moderated, you're going to be the moderator for the Q&A at the Joe list.
Fourth of July.
Can I say something?
I've seen the movie.
Yes.
I'm fucking blown away.
Yeah.
I heard you said the joke.
It kills it and he is so fucking real.
Yeah.
Now here's the thing, Joe.
And this is the true story.
I know you're not, please don't talk about it.
So I see this thing.
I can't even believe because I'm going to I was going like oh there's Bobby. There's Joe that's what I thought
Yeah, you put on your friends right like when I watch your own billions
Like there's Dan there you
yeah
and
He gets a little nice with they his friend. Yes, yes learning learning but here's a thing I watched Joe
I buy into it as if it's real life. Yeah the next day
I'm like am I fucking getting carried away by that I
Watch swingers again with Vince Vaughn. That was a fucking role. I fell in love with I
Turned in my check. I go
Is Joe more believable than Vince Vaughn is and swingers. Yeah. Yeah. Really? He is. Look at that. Well, to be fair, I am playing myself. So is Vince Vaughn. Oh, yeah, but he's very good. Yeah, it's very tall. I picture Vince Vaughn more as a you gotta get there, you know, you see him learning before he gets to that cell block
99 place. I apologize for coming in today. You have no idea. I should warn you that Dan said spaz earlier
And I don't know if you know this through Lizzo's work. You can't trace spaz anymore
It's a bad one. Well, you got the thing from the company, too, right? What now? Yeah, the S word one calling it
Oh, that's now the Us word. Oh, S word. Damn. Take it out take it out of the replay. Have you seen some of these?
Have you seen now they're saying it's wrong for you to make these close like it's like, I'm just
being OCD, but can you can you check the can you check the lights again? Who's arguing about this?
That is a bit I'm being OCD. That's my bet. they stole it. They stole it, they take it, now they're trying to educate people.
Fuck you, USA today.
Yeah.
I mean, I can't say, I'm gonna blow up this bus.
I can't say that anymore.
No, that's in speed.
I'll do something.
I'll do something.
I'll do something.
I'll do something.
I'll do something.
I'll do something.
I'll do something.
I'll do something.
I'll do something.
I'll do something.
I'll do something. I'll do something. I'll do something. I'll do something. I he trusted her. He just met her wander away all the time. As a user at University of Arizona alumnus, I'm proud of her. That was big for you.
Yeah, I know that was huge. Everyone's that went to Arizona was like, Oh my god.
Good football team. Hasn't happened since. Good point, well, Cat.
Why am I? Oh, Cat. He's fucking watching us.
Joe list. Fourth of July. It's good premiering July 1st in Boston July 2nd in Chicago Joe
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We were just starting a good conversation
about horrible 80s movie premises that you couldn't do today.
Oh, there's plenty of.
Oh yeah, back to school.
Yeah. You couldn't do today. Oh, there's plenty of. Oh yeah, back to school.
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