The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - A New York 6

Episode Date: May 24, 2019

Jay was at the 76er’s game 6 playoffs and was amazed at what all the rich white guys were yelling at the players. After a power lunch with Comedy Central executives, Jay is bummed that Dan is the be...lle of the ball at Del Frisco’s from wide eyed fans.  The crew ranks themselves on a scale of 1 to 10.  Jay is dissed by a cab driver who is a big fan of Dave Attell but doesn’t know who he is.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Comedy Central. Hi Cambers, it's Black Lou and welcome to the Bond Fire's Best of the Week. Also, he should have followed us on all social media at the Bonfire SXM. Hi campers, it's Black Lou and welcome to the Bonfire's Best of the Week. As Big J recovered from his beloved Philadelphia 76ers getting knocked out of the playoffs, he recounts being at Game 6 and his astonishment at the rich white guys who heckle players on the court. Before we jump off of basketball as the season is now officially over. Jump off. Jump off.
Starting point is 00:00:44 I had an emotional rollercoaster because I went to game six. Yeah, went to game six. Here's the thing that, uh, I found very interesting of that game and being, I was close. I was, uh, third row. It's great. We had a awesome seats, which bench were you behind sixers? Okay. That's great.
Starting point is 00:01:02 But when the game was being played like in the half court. Yeah, in front of us I mean the ball I think it looks so pussy The ball sack these guys tried to display these I mean tucked in you know the people that could afford those seats Yeah, and aren't like you know in a state of like wow This is so amazing the guys are just like yeah, these are the seats you sit in. Oh man. Those people with that attitude. The way they talk to these six foot six to six foot ten seven foot two black monsters. Oh and if they're white guess what they're usually from a war torn eastern block country. Oh yeah for sure. Hey Slubb and
Starting point is 00:01:41 a Lovic. Fuck you you pussy. He's's like, you realize a little brother to play an a you These guys are fucking inside. I saw I run the I run the fucking I run a successful porch company here in Toronto I mean fuck you fuck suck my dick. Well, it wasn't trying it was in it was filling filly guy That's gonna be yeah, yeah, I think I was at there. Yeah, there there it no it's not even that it's not like a like girls like you know What I'm saying guys like but a guy who has a business card with his own picture on it You know, I mean like the CEO of something yeah these guys standing up and feeling the comfort level To talk to like Kauai Leonard or somebody see it can was was to talk to like, Kauai Leonard or somebody, see it, it was, was complaining the ref in front of us.
Starting point is 00:02:27 And like these guys standing up behind the ref, three rows in from this guy, like giving boohoo teary eyes things and tell him to shut up and stop being a pussy. It's like, it's weird. There's not a fucking, if this guy, that's the reason I slapped your wife in the face
Starting point is 00:02:44 in front of you in the street You'd absolutely go like honey. What did you do to make that man? Oh, that is the exact reason I cheered for Ron our test in the malls in the palace when he got loose I was like It was an overall message sent though. Chermeno Neil got a fucking solid right straight on a fucking dude that ran up on him So I was happy with that I I fucking, I think that's, yeah, dude, someone through the, and then it just, when it breaks, when he just runs up and that guy's face, he's like, fuck, fuck. Just starts slugging on people's audience.
Starting point is 00:03:16 And sometimes you hear, when you hear those people talk shit and you're that close, you know, and you hear what they're yelling at players, it's like, you're lucky they don't always do this. There's a guy who was a jerseys and old man. He sits, if you're looking at the scores table, he sits at a left of it. Okay. If you're watching on TV, always same old man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:37 He goes, I say, he sits at something I heard. He like owns the dormitories for some college maybe, whatever it is, he's just not looking at it. Oh man, look at him connect. This guy's got a lot of money and he sits right feet on the court. He is that guy and one of the games I watched on TV He got like Kyle Lowry's face like barking shit and the ref came over and Kyle Lowry Rightfully so is actually going like dude. He can't do that. Yeah, you can't just what are you guys doing man? I don't I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:05 For some reason, I don't get it. And I get like the general booze. I get booing the other team. Well, what do you think about it? I bet complaining about the games and the calls or whatever, but I mean, trying to get an earshot of them to call them faggot or something. It just seems insane to me.
Starting point is 00:04:21 The thing that pisses me off is you know that if one of those guys uncorked on him, that guy that was saying all that shit would play the victim cards so quick. And he's like, I was with my family. I was there with my son and I was jeering him. I was giving him some good jeers and he goes back and he goes, you fucking dumb black asshole.
Starting point is 00:04:40 And he comes to the thing and he's like, go back there and I'm fucking, I fucking ate ya. Oh my God. Oh my God. He's like, go back there, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that. I fucking ate ya, oh my god. Oh, you oh my god. He's like, well, out of context, it does sound like I was a bit of the aggressor thing. Oh, well, I mean, I guess if you looked at the, but you have to understand him very stressed out right now.
Starting point is 00:04:55 I have a lot, I own the largest sun paneling state. Well, it was just, it's such an interesting thing for a game that is dominated by awesome black athletes for the most part. You get to playoff time, you get down to those low seats where I've been trying to go lately. Now you're talking about a completely white experience and boy, they start to really just live it. Like they're dominating the room, but it's like, dude, I put, I would put the 22 guys from two basketball teams against a stadium of white people who can afford playoff ticket.
Starting point is 00:05:29 I mean, I think you'd have to just run through it like a goddamn video game. It's Black Lugan, after a power lunch at Del Frisco's on Tuesday with Comedy Central executives. Jay was hurt at all the attention his co-host Dan Soder got from the female fans. Dan is the bell of the bulls. Happy hour at a fucking at a stake house. Dan is the bell of the bull. Do you want me to wow your dad and his friends? Bring the fee from billions to a stake house. Right, three p.m. be on the show billions.
Starting point is 00:05:59 There's a big hooter blonde came up and she, I want to be nice to be listening. She came up. She probably not listening. Big, big pride not listening. Big fan. Yeah. She definitely didn't know who I was. She said, Dan was a rock star.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Well, that has never stopped anybody before. Black Lou's got a friend who's a big fan of Dan. Oh my god. And the bond fire. Let me tell you what's the worst. She's not the awkwardness of it. She's not the awkwardness of it. No, she's my fan of my Netflix. When she reached out to Lou. She's no Lou worked it serious. She's not the awkward name. She's my fan of my Netflix when she reached out to Lille. She's no Lille who worked it serious.
Starting point is 00:06:29 She has to work it. I also have a Netflix special out. Same amount of time we did. You have a girlfriend, dude. You have a girlfriend. So she can't be a fan of mine? I think it's more than that. Yeah, I think she likes them.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Girls reach out to you all the time saying they How's that? She doesn't even know. Girls reach out to you all the time saying they like you. And they don't know me. And they're wrong. Your girlfriend knows that girls reach out to you all the time saying they like. I know. And Christine would be like,
Starting point is 00:06:54 I like to tell all of them what's like to live with them for a week. And then she beings they would not be able to do at all. It's a nightmare to be recognized around them when they don't recognize you as well. No, today was hilarious. Today was hilarious. Today was hilarious. But the big tidd one rolled up with her niece who she pointed out probably didn't know who you were.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Not at all. But Dan wanted to know who she was a lot. Did she look like one of the girls that's in the ring after a fight? You know that just smile behind. Yeah, she was painted on a smile for sure sure just graduate in what you today. Yeah, yeah, she's graduated a year ago Christine Fucking listen Jesus. Sorry Yeah, she's awesome. She's so funny. She's really good stories. She's approachable But yeah, you wanted to get to know her and the other one was just chatting you up and then talking about how her dad's gonna be excited
Starting point is 00:07:45 Yeah, that this happened and everything Dude, I fucking dad's good nuts for billions It's great, Joe And you're banging out all their daughters No, man You want to? No, I'm gonna fuck all your daughters Dan, so- I'll tell you who's daughter I want to-
Starting point is 00:08:00 I'm gonna fuck all your daughters Hey, what's up guy? Yeah, I'm dad The last guy Would be the only one who I'd want to. I'm gonna fuck all your daughters. Hey, what's up, guy? Yeah, I'm dead. The last guy would be the only one that I'd want to do that. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, that was a real, I'll tell you what, if I, I didn't understand the reference he was making
Starting point is 00:08:14 until you made it make sense to me. If I saw what was happening, I would have, I would have said something. You, you showed composure. I think Christine will back that up. There's no way I would have sat there with that. Fuck you. I think you caught you off guard.
Starting point is 00:08:29 No, no, dude, I'm telling. I don't know if I would have said something in the moment as you were. I think even with Comedy Central sitting there. No, that's not. When you, when Comedy Central sitting there, I would have went outside and finished whatever I wanted to say to that guy.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Yeah, it goes piece shit. Yeah, so what happened? So you get with fans this problem when fans are rude There's like a shutdown There's different fans and knowing you So what happened was the guy walks by the table. It's like a group of four guys. They're passing by our table And this guy just sees me and he's just points right at me and my feet and he goes you're on black Sunday, right? Black Monday black month called black Monday. He's like you're on black Monday
Starting point is 00:09:06 That which is a showtime show with Don Cheetle on showtime. He's like you're on black Monday You're on black Monday, and I go no, I'm not and he goes Huh, and this keeps walking you know on black Monday. Yeah, and then it's like well It was so weird. What was that? He goes it's the wrong showtime. I was like oh, oh Really? I'm like that's this Like, that's your approach to somebody you think you know from a TV show. I wouldn't say that in the world, I'm above doing that, asking that question,
Starting point is 00:09:32 but that question comes off and goes, am I crazy? Like, you're from a TV show. Yeah, that kind of stuff. There's something, and I don't think, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. But I also think that guy's probably successful because of that.
Starting point is 00:09:41 That's the same reason and a deal. He'd be like, shut down that town's factory. I don't care. It's what we were talking about being in like, the front rows of a- Yeah, the same reason and a deal. He'd be like, shut down that town's factory. I don't care. It's what we were talking about being in like the front rows of a- Yeah, VIP section at NBA Plays. I think we're just kind of like this guy, you know, to get you're here for me.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Yeah. You know what I mean? Good show. Yeah, you do a thing. I like- Hey guy that's been in my TV, what's it like in there? Yeah, yeah. Is it as flat as it looks?
Starting point is 00:10:00 Is it crazy flat in there? How do you breathe in there? I go, you're a fucking idiot. Yeah, he just- How do you live in that little little box man. That guy pointing, he's just like pointing to my face and like, please don't fucking do that. And Dan took it like a lady, which I respect that in him honestly. No, no, you did the adult thing, dude. I'm just a man who handles shit. Yeah, you're such a bad ass. It's the problem. I may, I believe you read my bio. I take the best of you. I'm gonna take no guff
Starting point is 00:10:26 Play it by the numbers guy listen I've been steadily working on the screenplay of your life called live wire And it's right now. It's got a it's got a dynamite stick that's lit on the top of the script And it says live wire in the dynamite so I get I work at it and my and Mike Vecchio comes out and is in his sleeping wear Mm-hmm, and he goes, Dan, it's 3.30. I gotta get a seat. I gotta get a seat. Hold on, I'm writing that scene where Jay is in North Philly, just kick and ask and take in names.
Starting point is 00:10:53 That's when he got his name, Big Jay. Thank you. Yeah. I appreciate you writing that. Yeah, of course. No, I, again, I always describe to people, I don't think I'm a fucking major ass kicker in any way. I'm saying I pick my battles.
Starting point is 00:11:08 That scenario I would have gone and set something because nothing about those guys was four guys in a suit just really for some reason. I've been, I mean, there's been no grip on the shoot. There's been times where there's just been dudes like you just walk and buy and they just say, yell shit because they see from TV and people, there's a of dumb people that's that's not a grounds to fucking get in the thing I actually one guy that made me sick one guy that met me said was he was like I was after season one And he was like I told the story on the show. He's like you're I said a met scheme and I was getting things He's like hey, you're on billions right? I was like he's like aren't you like acts as bitch and I was like
Starting point is 00:11:44 What any is like he caught what he said and he's like oh, I mean like, he's like, aren't you like Axe's bitch? And I was like, what? And he's like, he caught what he said. And he's like, oh, I mean, like, don't you, like, you know, you get yelled at a lot. And I was like, yeah, but what would you be? Like, do you think you would be like yelling at Axe? And he's like, no, I didn't really like confront him. I didn't say that question. That's a weird question to ask somebody. What would you be on this show? I guess whatever I got to the audition process to play. There I go. No, that's not your answer to literally. Now, I wasn't like, I wasn't like,
Starting point is 00:12:06 he just called me off guard because I was like, what dude? And he's like, oh, I mean. You gotta let that guy, that's a bit of a thing. But what I find interesting about me and you, yeah, two parts, two slices of the same pie is that you are far more uncomfortably to me. Yeah, confrontational with people about certain things like with that,
Starting point is 00:12:27 where I wouldn't be, but versus where I... You just go away. I couldn't have let go. That thing today would have bugged me. The guy today, he just comes over and fucking it look to have called me said if I'm like Hey, can you hold on real quick? It's got time. There's a big glass windows. It's me being like It's like a daddy like sort of got to buy a vast of my hockey punch in them and then just come back in you like I like the post so I think we take the YouTube stuff
Starting point is 00:12:58 I like what happened? I get the pose of me like like cranking and looking at the winner goes he's got him Wait, I might have to go out there. No. Nice, got him. Oh, they're good. Dressures. Wow. Dressures on concrete. Wow.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Wow, he was angry that I thought, all right, when B. Coooney comes in, don't be weird. And you got fresh iced tea. He's not going to want to talk about it. Fresh iced tea. Sit down. Blood, dandruff, and January business. Bloody knuckles, I'm Michael.
Starting point is 00:13:20 You guys, is the lobster mac and cheese gone? I'm famished. Oh fuck. By the way, he did say billions. I was wrong. I didn't realize that. He did correct himself. Yeah, buddy.
Starting point is 00:13:34 It's got to be a, it is a weird one to be known for some of that. Well, there's like an awesome, awesome billion fans. Of course, they are. Kevin Braim's saying. I'm saying. There's a okay I uh I was gonna go Jola I should have said Jola Jola hates it yeah Ben Simmons loves it though.
Starting point is 00:13:52 On Wednesday's bonfire the crew was asked on a scale of one to ten how they would rank themselves were they too high or too low you decide what do you think you are on a scale of one to ten the first question I had? Yeah, we're talking about straight-up looks Or are we incorporating your personality and I think it's a big difference and on straight-up look? I think there's two different numbers because I think if you go straight up, I have two extremely different numbers I'd say yeah because I have you as a nine regular looks 10 with everything you shut the fuck up Shut up. What do you think what's yours? I think without comedy I'm a flat seven
Starting point is 00:14:33 Good walk around seven. I'm not I'm not mad at it seven's good, you know, yeah, absolutely take a seven all day her with personality. I think I get up till I can eight one An 8.1. Yeah Just over eight. Just cross one. I point one to just a little bit extra just a little bit over an eight I say eight and a half here. Well, 85 feels a little 8.5 feels a lot Eight three. It feels a lot more than eight because a three now I'm upset we're even doing the half fine eight. I go up to an eight. I go I bump one You think your personality bumps you up on your point. That's how good looking you are at base. That's a good feeling
Starting point is 00:15:09 Oh, don't turn around and make me feel like shit for someone. I'm a one which sound Jada's father gives me up to a seven dude. You fucking you you're me down He's like all of us number two Favorite Carrie show from it? I got a personal six feet. Yeah. I got a two with you. You're a five. Well, let's do the whole crew.
Starting point is 00:15:30 No. Because I think, listen, I'm, I'll answer mine. Yeah. I think my looks, and what I would be scaling would have you higher than a seven. I'd say your eight. Thank you. I put myself at being nice to myself.
Starting point is 00:15:42 I'd probably say five right in the middle, but I'd say six. It middle, but I'd say six. It's sick. I say six. And then I think you tackle on personality generally. The way I've seen a girl that likes me, like me, like an eight, something, yeah, like an eight. Yeah, I think, I think you're talking about two and two and nine points. I think ten is a borderline, you can't get there. It's like, you know, maybe there's like one or two tens. Nine's, that's a fucking tough, tough place to get. I think eight is a good place to get around. You wanna get around and eight.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Everyone wants to get around and eight. And I think most people are walking around six to eights. If you're a five, that's a tough, why did you point at Jacob? I don't wanna know what Jacob thinks. I don't wanna point at Jacob. Do you just you're a five, that's a tough, why did you point at Jacob? I'm gonna know Jacob thinks. What's your point of Jacob? Do you use call Jacob a five? No, I'm one of those Jacob's. I said five and you point right at Jacob.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Oh, you talking about this five? The Cinco? Yeah, oh, the fuck, Jacob Cinco? I think Jacob's far better looking than I am. I think Jacob starts, yeah, what do you think? What do you rate yourself? Uh, I never thought about well, you're causing my height. Well, I was counter might have to factor my height. This is what I think other people think. Okay, right? So I would because of my height, I would give myself a six. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:59 With personality. Here's the thing. I'm not a comic. I mean, but once I'm comfortable with somebody, I give myself an eight like I think I'm fun to be around. Let me just say this is someone that I feel like a person. Yes, I feel like when we first met, yeah, when we started doing the bonfire, you and I were at a little bit of a cold relationship at first. And I would say you guys were very guarded. We're both guarded. We sniff each other's butts a lot, but I would say getting to know you, I absolutely agree that your personality, when you open up one of the funnest guys to be around are absolute pleasure. I'm scowling. If you're an absolute player, when you get the sour, push off. Do you have a fucking party? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:41 I think you need to start putting in points though, because you know, it gives you, you get to be more specific. I'm gonna be good at my teeth right here. I hate to qualify at all. Yeah, snack J is a real pro. Oh, hang on. Snack J is a real pro. That wasn't a matter.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Christine, what do you think you are? Rate it. I think a six and then like maybe with women, women personality makes me a seven and with men a five. think is six and then like maybe with women, women, personality makes me a seven and with men of five. I think my personality can drag me down with it. You think I'm five? Do you think your personality drags you down?
Starting point is 00:18:13 You look, you're laughing so warm. I'm so warm. I mean, yeah. I think you're laughing. I think you're laughing not even on the charts. It's almost a, but it's an effective warning for tornado. No, no, no. Yeah, I don't know if I
Starting point is 00:18:26 Steen in reverse like I think of a lower number Because it's harder for me you think you're like huh to hope to be You think you're so guarded that it actually drags you down, but then you sling shot up if you stick around at the woman sticks around Long enough you to warm up. That's a sling shot up, right? It's tough. I like with you, I'm not trying to- Say it, we're in love. Thank you. So, you're comfortable.
Starting point is 00:18:49 You and I have something that Shane and you will never touch. It's something real, and I'll say it right here on the game. I understand, Christine. It's really vicious, because it's like, right away, it takes a lot of warm up, and then I write away people like me, and then once I get comfortable with you, I start treating you poorly, and then you learn that I'm like horrible. Wait, I feel like I'm treating the people like as I get closer with people.
Starting point is 00:19:13 I feel like those are the people that I end up having the worst. You know, I've had things in my life where I end up like treating the people that love me the most the worst because they're the people I'm most comfortable with and I think I can get it out on them and they'll still stick around. It's all fucked up. I'm working on it. How do you feel about that? You're lying.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Jay, I'm not gonna lie. I thought this whole time you were just doing stick. It turns out. You're lying, lying. Christine, I made you think you're not close to me. I don't know. I have you on my phone as Anville. I'm not trying to attract.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Hey. It's true. I mean, I have your relationships with my is anvil. I'm not trying to attract It's true I may have a relationship so my relationships with men in general I'm just like being normal so we really are talking about who we Personality I think what you say Jacob is will you be with her when we are kicked out of the building? Yes, I think Jacob would take me on as a wife Old West you need me to Old West rules Western rules that infertile
Starting point is 00:20:08 If you want to tell you else if I'm watching an old West if I'm watching an old Western and you die and that to and that happens in the movie I'm happy as the viewer Happy I'm still alive that's gonna go now snap Jay I'm not gonna be able to afford for steam fucking shopping habits And I'm jobless sitting in a fucking you can't pay bills with pretzels, sticks, and stolen sellers Stop at like Marshall if you're smart you can I beg you not to chew anymore I beg you not to chew anymore advertise. It's called self-stabitage Lew it's key one to ten. I don't play this game. Okay, come on, Lou. We'll move on. No. Why?
Starting point is 00:20:49 I don't even look at mirrors. Why would I and neither do I think I'm ugly? Lou ten, Stu one. Yeah This is why I want to play this game This is the exact reason it's trying to intervention me again. Just every day now. Intervention you on what you think your own personal number is? That seems to go weird to me. Higher. Higher.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Stop it. If you don't see that you're at least a 7.1. Do you remember when you were a drugit worker? And who was fun your name? Your name. You're an eight. You're not going to play turn it up. I don't want to let you. Let's do it when people play at ironically. Christine just said she was a six and then her personality makes her less.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Yeah, she said she got dragged down. Jane knows. She's fine. Got to make a difference. I think Christine. I think Christine is a realistic. Because you're eight in looks. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:44 I will say a one, at her worst in personality, and when she is on top of her game of five. Hey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that averages out to about,
Starting point is 00:21:58 the easy game, 38. Yeah, yeah, yeah, three, five. Black Lou, what do you think? And this is with personality. You go first without personality. You're just pure luck. What happens when you walk into a club and the first table of women turn around and look at you?
Starting point is 00:22:15 Your favorite St. Louis de Tix song is playing. Picture that. It's a real way to stop into my hair. Full of fun. I'm gonna pop into my hair. Here's our midwest. What do you think, what do you think your number is? I think because of my height,
Starting point is 00:22:29 it caps me at like an eight. You're realistically, I'm gonna say 6.9. 6.9, almost a seven. Almost a seven. And then you get to talking. He's a nine. Seven point nine. You think only one.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Yes. I thought you thought I'm gonna bump you up more. You should make fast. I don't know how to catch. Oh, but you're saying your I thought you thought I'm gonna bump you up more I would be sure they for what I know how to catch Oh, but your finger tops eight because you feel like your tops Hi, cuz I'm cuz yes, okay, if I was dance high I'd have 13 baby mamas. Yeah But I'm not My insane fear of intimacy is the reason I don't
Starting point is 00:23:03 Super fertile hi welcome back to Broken Tollas. You're dead. Do you want a man that's completely shattered on the inside of Oceanway? Hey, Camper is Black Blue with one more best of the week clip for you. We were live on Thursday this week and Big J lamented his frustrations as his lack of recognition from the public continued. This time from a New York City cab driver. I can tell you something so funny from last night. So yesterday I did not take it well. That we have that we are on the outskis with ad reads. Can I tell you the lucky glazers
Starting point is 00:23:35 that all the ball. I went down to the cellar. First person I saw. Niki Glazer. Mm-hmm. I was like exhausted from ad reading. She was like, I she goes, do you have any places I can put my money? I have all his ad read money They just I can tell them I don't want to read anymore. They give you another piece of paper and a bunch of money I go I already have two houses. I go you have two houses. So Yeah, I'll thank you Jacob. I was pretty bummed Ultimately, yeah, and then you know, we had a fun show very fun And we left and David tell of course was here this yesterday
Starting point is 00:24:07 And when me and Christine got into a cab The guy was making a real big deal by David tell Indian guy too like a really going like it's a good comedian I know comedian I know and I thought he was just saying that he recognized David as a comedian Yeah, and then when me and Christine got in the car, he goes, David tell it's so cool. He goes, great comedian. And he's like, and we're like, yeah, David tell for sure. That's great.
Starting point is 00:24:30 And then we drive and doing two stops. Christine's getting out. Yeah. When Christine gets in the cab, the guy starts talking. He goes, you're friends with David Teller? I go, yeah, yeah, for a long time. And he goes, you're comedian also? And I went, I don't feel like explaining anything
Starting point is 00:24:48 to a guy who, you know, that's not like, they's probably not gonna know who I am also. Yeah, and he doesn't, you don't wanna put yourself in the position where you have to, you've done it enough. People don't realize, as a comic, when you start, you learn not to explain yourself too much, because it hurts when someone's like You do comedy too. Yeah, and you're like I do comedy and like I've never heard of you buddy so much worse
Starting point is 00:25:10 You do comedy too. I go I go. Oh, he just did my I didn't even say no. I just go He just did my radio show. I do a host of radio show. He goes already. Oh show goes okay because I got to tell you I watch all the comedy and I've never seen you on the clips. So you're radio, make sense. Oh, he was fucking cocking the lock. He was laughing. Oh, he was laughing. That's the last one.
Starting point is 00:25:36 I am not missed and I did the seller in seven years. I am one of the greatest cocksteals. I remember, I watched all the bad boys of comedy, white boys in the hood, all of the greatest So many half hours, but you see David tell and you're like A magazine four and by game auditions. I know skanks for the memories. I know that shit by heart David tell hallowing the day. Yeah, oh my god. Hi. It's like the time I bumped into Alan Havie I used to go to Rafifi and just watch. I watched Hannibal be born basically. There's Lenny Marcus still doing the stuff that's nice and friendly for everybody. Oh man, how great is Royal Girls Greek Easter? One more time for the Greeks. Yeah, that sucks. I always, you know, I have my fake airplane jobs.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Yeah, but I've just learned learned to keep your earbuds in, people don't talk to you. So that's pretty cool. If you look angry too. Also Kurt would. Nicely. Kurt found the best solution. Talk to yourself genuinely.
Starting point is 00:26:54 But I don't think Kurt. I don't think Kurt used that as a, like, oh, I think this will help me get out of it. But he could teach it as a self defense course. There it is. Are you right? He doesn't even know he does it. And he should teach it as a self defense course.
Starting point is 00:27:04 That's why he's so dangerous. It's, yeah. You never see it coming. Yeah. You look behind you to see the person you think he's probably talking to or you know he's guys handing your throat. Because even best case scenario,
Starting point is 00:27:14 if they don't know your comedian and you tell him your comedian, they're just gonna bring up all your friends and you have to back up friends with him and you know, friends with him and like my mom's friends do that a lot. They're like, I love Nate Bar that a lot. They're like I love Nate Bargazzi That's my buddy and like so funny. So do you know Jerry Seinfeld?
Starting point is 00:27:31 And you're like, what's that? Is that job to be dirty to be funny? I appreciate that. He doesn't do voices. He does not rely on it He has no crutch really to what's that what are you saying? No, don't know what he's doing He has no crutch really to fight. I go, what's that? What are you saying, John? Just for all talent. Donna, what are you saying? Donna, what?
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