The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - An Alleged Foot Fetish at Nickelodeon

Episode Date: October 20, 2021

The guys delve into the alleged foot fetish of Nickelodeon producer Dan Schneider, who denies the accusations though the compiled evidence seems to say otherwise!

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Ah, we have Jacob Danna Florida. We have DJ Lo, we have Christine, we have our Black King, the Black Tiger, Lou. I take Florida. Ah, Blah John! Oh man! DJ Lou we have Christine we have our black King the black tiger Lou

John Tidying was off on that one between big Jay and Lou whiskey that's sexy That's sexy voice right there is that was a drop Jim McClure. That wasn't us technically was Lou technically that was Fox I think Fox was carrying that broadcast we didn't say it I'm big jokers and did you see the thing with the people keep doing his apology with John Grooton oh that's funny we talked about the Groot really at all Groot's out he's done Groot Naira, that's funny. When you ever talked about the Groot really, at all. Groot's out. He's done.

Grootin' there. You even want a fucking half fight it. Dude, he was like, fuck you. Just, definitely threw a frown. I don't remember the exact things he did, but is any of it, and Black Lil' were gonna need you to chime in on this one. Is any of this explainable as just like a dude fucking,

texting a buddy, like buddy talk or is this like, he's probably a fucked up guy. John Groot. Former head coach of the Oakland Raiders. Spaniel and Dan, yeah, this is you Dan because I'm not good at like all football knowledge. John Groot and former Super Bowl champion with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 2002.

Champion coach. Yeah, he was a great, a four offensive coordinator for the Eagles by the way. Yeah, and 49ers. He was quarterback coach for the 49ers. But yeah, he was the coach of the Raiders and they found some work emails with him. And I want to say it was like two or three other people, but there was like big, big name people like CEOs and shit. Okay. And he was just, uh, I think he called good Dell.

Uh, I don't know if he called him a Fag. I think he called him something close to that. Okay. And then, uh, a bunch of, I don't know if he called him a fag. I think he called him something close to that. Okay. And then a bunch of, I don't know, bring it up. I don't know the specifics of what he, they have it though the specifics. Oh yeah. Oh then I wanna say because yeah.

Here's my thought. I, but you don't know about this, Lou. I don't know the specifics either. They were investigating like a bunch of people in the league, I think like Daniel Snyder and shit. So I think Grootens a fall guy. Yeah. I think they just found him though, we got So I think Grudens a fall guy. Yeah.

I think they just found him though. Like, yo, we got some crazy emails. We just came up with our skanks. They're like, burn him. Doing some skanks. Shane Describing, and he goes, yeah, he's hilarious. And he goes, and he was emailing another hilarious person and somebody saw that and ruined it

because they were not hilarious. Yeah, because they, I think it's just like, I think that really we were going after, I think they're going after like Dan Snyder, the owner of the Washington football team. Also the pedophile from Nickelodeon, Dan Snyder, the fat kid from head of the class. Really? Dennis, Dan Snyder, you didn't know about all that? Come on.

Not even a specific Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon, I'll do it with him. It was him. He has a major foot fetish. I mean, there's a video we had to watch this, didn't we? That's true, man. There's a video of Nickelodeon, buddy. A Nickelodeon compilation of showing you

how much they involve, how sexual they involve feet in things because, and by the way, and that guy, dance-nighter. Yeah. Why did you say it though that like it was common knowledge? in in things and by the way and that guy dance nighter. Yeah, he why did you say it though that like it was it was common knowledge he ended up making the foot the symbol for Nickelodeon and then his pool is a foot and like the toes are hot ups. He's like Epstein of feet. You had to go audition it as

house to he's a creep. Squarespace these grapes. Ugh. And the game, McCrazy Severance Package, and sent him on his way. Damn, and who was he? He was on a TV show. He was on the Clare. Remember Arvid? Yeah. And the fat one, setting the corner of the computer.

Dennis. Oh, way. He was that major head guy over at, yeah. John, Drew, John, Shmooden, bring up this. You want to jump past, John, Drew? I don't know, I can't fucking bother. Just see the, just see the, we just see the specifics of what he said. Yeah, John Grood John Schmoodon bring up this you want to jump pass John We see the specifics of what he said I want to know about dance Snyder. We'll get it all into that I was just a guarantee mean you're gonna be evil if your name's dance nighter It's for names dance nighter. You're listening to this. I apologize. Please don't kill JRI

But did he do something illegal or is just into feet? No, no, see that's how feet people are getting away with it. No, this story gets real, real dicey. So if we haven't talked about it here, I can't believe it. But I don't remember. Okay, you're talking about it. You probably write me, but it's a layer of... I mean, I have a layer of skanks, but it doesn't matter.

I have a layer of resin around my brain. This is, this is wild, but we should go through John Groot and first, because I'm telling you, Nickelodeon might be the rest of the show. Crazy shicoing on over at Nickelodeon. I mean, I'm a SNICK kid, you know? So I'm sitting here wondering how much. Buddy, everyone you were hoping,

I, Carly, all of them definitely had these guys big fat, snossage fingers inside of them, without a doubt. Oh man, the whole Soluture shorts cast. And then when you see this foot video, do it, at some point you're gonna go circumstantial, nonsense and then by the fifth six one you're like all right I swear to you it's like all right guys for no reason on the show it's like all right guys time to pour ketchup on your feet I swear to God I swear to God oh guys look it's a honey foot dip again

It's a honey foot dip again. And I- I shit. Oh, I'm pushing it around so much. It's twitchy. Sticky dough find. And there was like, oh, I'm a fucking comb. Dude, it's crazy. You're seeing it, dude.

It's mind-boggling when you see this video. I'm still like, fuck it. But we gotta do Groot in first. I just fell, fuck our homework. I want to know. God, Christine, you gotta find this video. So I am ready to go. Well, here it is. In the email rock hard. In the emails, Groot and called the leaks commission or Roger Gidell of bag it and a

clueless anti football pussy. Clueless anti football pussy is hilarious. He's so far he's just hilarious to me. And he said Gidell should not have pressured Jeff Fisher than the coach that rams to draft queers. I referenced the Michael Sam. I'm not going to say I'm not going to say I'm not going to say I'm not going to say I'm not going to say I'm not going to say I'm not going to say I'm not going to say I'm not going to

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I don't think he's from the previous bit. Yeah, look, if we're following suit, I don't think if's saying it in that way. I don't think he's from the previous bit. Yeah, look, if we're following suit, I don't think if we're saying that the guys got a pattern, for sure. Listen, I ain't a weatherman, I'm gonna say this one, I ain't gonna break well for that. Again, who's this, too? I think it's, I don't know, to Bruce Allen, the former president of the Washington football team.

So it's a friend of his. That's how he got fucked, those, because they're going after Dan Snyder, not the foot, love, and creep from Nickelodeon, the football owning dickhead in Washington. Football team. And Grooton got clipped. He was just like,

that was there going for Snyder, and then they saw these emails and like, whoa! Whoa! You know they searched his emails for like, Goodell? And then Goodell, that one one comes up and it's like oh So you just scrap you just oh he's just texting with my boy. Oh my god. Dude. I wrote that in the back of an Uber Come on dude Don't make me over the calls for that Roger Cynthia comes over for dinner

Stop so far. He hasn't shown in any of this to be a guy that I thought he couldn't be by the way the Raiders His races are also having a phenomenal. They're having a good season. Yeah, well great because he always don't worry The Eagles play in this week. Hey, maybe Groot and you'll come back for you guys. Oh my god like shock master god damn it Eagles Be better everything's falling apart and Philly We'll get to that. So yeah, we'll get to that in numerous emails during seven period. Yeah, so he Pretty much what the things are dirt in numerous emails during a seven-year period ending in early 2018 Groot and criticize Gidele on the league for trying to reduce concussions That is fucking hilarious. He's like what are they? Well, he's guys babies

So what they're blowing their bright their chest South and parking lots. We need bigger hits. He said national Arthur. Eric demonstrators should be fired. Yeah, he said Eric Reed, former 49er. Should be fired for his national anthem. In several instances, he used homophobic Slur to refer to Gidele and and a fat so that means he kept calling him a fat guy with a hilarious. He went in deep on on Goodell and definitely yeah he does not like him. I wonder if you really got a dip out because you're like the head of this whole thing. If you're good, and you find this email, which you know

they hate you, you're the commissioner. Mm-hmm You find the females you find multiple emails and grooms this light and you up just every email I fuck this guy this guy sucks decks down by a river and you're like this guy's alright. What's your problem? When you know he's in trouble do you get to make that call since you're the commissioner? Do you call him and be like hey John? I just want to let you know we read your emails and he's like Do you call them and be like hey John? I just want to let you know we read your emails and he's like Let me ask you a question there John. What kind of dicks is it you think I suck exactly? Do you think I'm a bottomer a top Jonathan? Yeah, by the way in my community. That's a pretty offensive word Also, I gave Michael Sam your address Might want to call him queer to your face.

Yeah. Why don't you call that big queer queer? The best is Grootin has a son that is a short king that's super into MMA. Oh, that's so rare. Like super into MMA. I thought they're going to be coming. They're going to be gunning for him. I mean, dude.

Happen on Flaw, Flaw, Flaw, and Dre. Dude, but he, no, but his sons are like during the draft, one of his sons was in like those. You know, like, rash guards just be like, fucking great, pick that. Kind of say this, so far, and I hate to agree with Shane, because I thought he was just kidding when he said it, but maybe Groot and his rules. He's not working out.

He's not working out. You gotta give him more than the season, dude. like the Eagles were like, let's say your coach right now doesn't work out in two years. He's not working out. You got to give him more than a season, dude. I got to tell you, I'd like to give him three games in a row. We just make the same exact mistakes on the same horrible place. You got to give him more than a season. But in three years, if this doesn't work out, right, this is not going to be an issue because they're finally probably got gotten dance nighter.

Oh, man. I really hope that Nick Cereani calls Roger Cadill a faggot in emails. That would be really great. You try to doctor it. Let's get him out of here now. I'm gonna mad, I mad lives it. Yeah, they go, we IP the address to it.

It's not me from Jason Oakers, and a well-known Philadelphia Eagles fan. I mean, damn dude. Yeah, there's got me. He took Shrapnel. Oh my God, dude. I bet no one had a problem with his emails until someone else read his emails, you know?

We should probably, we should all remind each other once a month to just delete the bash brothers thread. Guys, it's the purge, purge it. Just delete the thread. Oh, we have to sink. Whenever we meet in public, wege it. Just delete the thread. Oh, we have to sink. Whenever we meet in public, we delete it all together. All together. We go guys, time to clean the pipes.

Clean the pipes because man, friends of a commandemuse, enemy's friends. It would be the world against us. We all be back to back like double drag and there's a movie by the way, this is the most humiliating thing ever coming out about you? Just like shit talking a whole bunch of people like oh like a amen in mean girls So that is where you see a video of it. Oh, I don't know, but man Look at look as loser invited me to their house for a party

Yeah, you know, and you like do reference. He goes I thought you'd want to come to my house for a party. Yeah, I do Just trying to look cool for these guys. Oh god. I just want these guys to think I was cool. Oh, I'm sorry. All right. I don't mean it Is this enough gruden here because done or homework's done? We get it look at my paper both sides. It's finished. So let's say I guess so me Dan Black, Lew and Christine agree, John, Grudan, rules, and you're against them, DJ, Lou. It's been a weird separation. Jacob, you're on the fence. Um, do we find, did you find the dance

nighter from Nickelodeon stuff? Yeah, I have. Do you, it's a Google away from how do you hear a conversation? I want to know if this is the video. I think this is the video. the five things to ruin your favorite shows That's no that's not it. No, okay. How to hide a fetish in plain sight? I Mean, oh is that what okay, then yeah, yeah, sure. I think that's it play it. This will have that stuff for sure No accusations Of misconduct is being made and everything covered going forward can easily

be found online. It is therefore to be considered common knowledge. I mean no harm or damage to any person involved. Again, this is a work of... I'll cause it starts at the beginning it says what follows his opinion. Again, this is a work of opinion surrounding common knowledge readily available online from major publications and is therefore neither slander nor libel covering their ass when you're gonna drop some bombs, fewer discretion is advised. I love you. That's like

before you kill one of your family members. I love you. Look at me. I love you. I'm so sorry. We're both gonna starve. I gotta make a damn. Dude, yeah. Bring it on. So they in dance nighter was running Nickelodeon. Um, yes, we have anything to do with. I don't understand the story like just they were trying to investigate dance nighter and got the John Groot or these unrelated. They're unrelated. Nickelodeon dance nighter. There's two things. It's just a different guy. The owner of the Washington football team. I think this is Dan Schneider. Yes. Yeah. So it's not Dan Schneider.

It's Dan Schneider. It is. The nice foot fetish on old Nick shows says he didn't cross line. And this is from 2021. Joe's picture. This is from July. Whoa. I remember that guy.

Yeah. Dennis Blondon. Yeah. Dennis Blondon. That's what it was. An orbit. Dave was also in better off dead. Yeah. Dennis Blondon. Yeah. Dennis Blondon. That's what it was. An orbit. Dang. He was also in better off dead.

Ricky. How was he really? Yeah. Um, oh yeah, that's right. He was. He's up, but this guy, he likes it. Says he didn't cross lines. He's not, I mean, if you're a foot fetish guy or gal or women in defeat

Are there women that like You like a dude thing I don't think you wrote those both ways Like hooves like all dusty hoes. I would say that it's official dudes are hornier. Yeah. Oh hell yeah So feed is only a male are hornier. Yeah. Oh hell yeah. So feed is only a male sexual fetish. I'm sure there's some chick that's in there. We're gonna earn this some bizarre shit. I just a feed is probably I've been talking about on stage because as a tip man, I find foot fetishes hilarious. For feet being so common of a thing now for it being such a common fetish, it's very

loud about it. Yeah, I'm saying for being so common now, it really like, like women definitely have like, like their own fucking weird shit. Women are in the odd shit, just not feet. So for this common thing, like the fact that no women have that's impossible, none of them have it, but I can't think of like, what's a woman's like fetish? I mean, big dicks, I guess. You look alright. Get serious.

Get serious. Yeah. Like a hair lip. It's not a fetish. Yeah. Oh God. I love a man with a hair I got right up to that nose. I can't make it not perfect this surgery. Oh God. I want to kiss that tooth. It's poking Like when you can be like Powerful. Oh God. What woman can be like furries? Oh like furry dudes? No, they can be into being furries. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's kinky.

Yeah, you guys are kinky. You're just not creepy. Are kinky fetish separate things? Oh, no. Here's what women can be into. Like some women love a hairy chested guy. Like love that. Really?

Yeah. Love it. Like into like feet like. Like, uh about interstate action on this hand going through maybe Maybe I snag my finger nail on your Jewish star chain sitting in your fucking chest every night Like the flashback scene in gladiator raises rubbing the wheat It's over hair something with age. I remember when I was younger like I did I hated hair on men and as I got older I started liking it. Yeah, you want a you want a young seal boys.

Yeah, not a big hairy ape. Well, that's why teen heart throught, you know, that's why I fucking 12 year old girls and have posters of Tom Selleik on the wall. Dude, you know what I'm brand new. You know what one old soul Cheers, yeah me time. That looks all man. What do you mean sorry? I'm in the Clint black Patrick's way see looking back at him. He has kind of he has like a dancers body. Yeah, it's not like Completely hairless shiny

Striated muscle boy body actually figure out it Patrick's ways. He's a tiny man with muscle boy body. Actuary body. Patrick's Ways, he's a tiny man with a, he wasn't like jacked. He was chiseled. He was tight. He was tight. But God, they have be so funny of women head. That was so fucking funny. 12-girl girls in the San Elliott.

Kelsey Grammer. Oh, she's like, God, he's so well read. Because he just like, looks so important. I mean, my God, the tweed jacket alone over a rip it off of. I want his tweed jacket to soak up all my goosh. You know what, I'm in the nerds, I'm a Bill Gates girl. You're 11, he goes, I know, but look, you're so smart. At what age does power start making y'all wobbly down there?

Like, when do women start being like, oh, older, powerful dude? Like 18, 19? Yeah,, oh, old or powerful, dude, like 18, 19? Yeah, I mean, you're 12 in your like dream scenario. You're not dreaming of a fucking old millionaire. The life you can live being married to Bill Gates, would you be, could you fuck him merrily the rest of your life? And just that be it.

I mean, you're dressed by robots every morning. Yeah. I don't know. And just that be it. I mean you're dressed by robots every morning. Yeah I don't know I mean it's it does seem like a lovely life to be that wealthy But I don't know if that's the type of nerd that would do it for me Bill Gates is driving right now. We don't know. He's on the bottom fire. He's turned the down the volume Fuck you, bitch. Yeah I'm not ruined your. Fuck you, bitch. Yeah. I'm about to ruin your phone. And then his car turns into a spaceship. That's some never at any point in my life

have been like a trophy chick. Yeah. Where I was like, well, I have the option to just like, make my way. Why am I paying for everything? Yeah, let's dig in. Well, it's denying it. I want to hear what he says and his denial because.

He goes, I didn't see those tiny little tender. Fuck those. Yeah, let's dig in the is well, it's him denying it. I want to hear what he says in his denial because he goes Feet I didn't see those tiny little tender Oh, oh, oh, this little toes the padding hasn't even seen like there's no calising on it. Oh my god like little dolls feet Oh, sat me Well sweet like dolls feet. Wait, they run away. They run along your piece Sweet like dolls feet way they run away. They run along your piece. Oh, oh, I feel like go over I may I may have some young people they're little toes on your penis. I won't because I know you guys don't like it Look at the thumbnail for the video. It's just a girl chewing on her foot

The ten times she tried to warn us about him. That's the girl That I is that I Carly creepiestiest moments you have to see to believe oh there it is yeah go to that one Dan's Dan Schneider's creepiest moments you have to see to believe and let it rip this wasn't feet dude if they this was just him I know but doesn't matter he's a handsy weird guy oh my god look at matter he does he's a hands-y weird guy. Oh my god. Look at him. Of course he's a weirdo Dude the way he walked up on her the hands on the picture. I mean all is feathered hair. She's crying. He's hugging her Creepiest moments dude. We'll tweet this out the bonfire SXM and obviously we'll narrate this many We're busy watching victorious

and the many glorious That is not me doing that voice just so I do not get fired. And nobody Don't set a hearty kind of rule after me. Look at these girls bodys It is crazy. Behind the scenes And in today's video

I mean a man the bar is when bananas Yeah, she bought it dude. It really happened on the sets of victorious because all we saw were our favorite episodes, but the cast had to go... So we're older than this, so this guy was from our generation and then fucking prayed on the next generation. Hey, Ariana Grande.

Yes. Former Mrs. Pete Davidson. So vulnerable. So vibing for more videos like this one. So the first one. Davidson. You can clearly see Liz Gilles covering Ariana's body by lowering her skirt down before Dan came along with his camera. You can also notice how the boys try to take his attention away and the visible fear in the eyes of Les Gilles. This is just the start.

Yeah dude, the accuser to retell it or this guy didn't even listen. What you can notice is that this man likes to hug him. He got them in the grip of a bear. He gets in there with them. He wants to kiss their little necks. He looks like the principal and Billy Madison. He's like the real version of it. Go, damn, it's got to kill him.

There's so many of these videos. Go back to the other one that shows the moment. Go back to the ones that ruin the show, the foot thing. If you type in your name and it's like, Jay O'Kristen's creepy videos, it's like, crushing. And it's your thing, like they found your thing. Yeah. Oh, fuck you, dude. I mean, there's a lot of people that are cool with it. Yeah. Ew.

So what? So what? You guys, So what so what you guys The craziest thing you'd ever find in my porn is shit porn, but I make a joke on stage about watching ship Which clears you in the court a lot well, I told the world that I've acknowledged shit porn Yeah, and then I see some shit porn they I've seen it You're telling me you've been at the battle for still haven't gotten to the jerking off the shit porn thing I still find it more just like fucking wild. Honestly, just as your friend and someone in your life I'd appreciate if you check anything with me when you do.

I'll give you a nod. If it ever happens, I'll go, if it will be fun when we sit outside and go, Dan, I did it. I go, you didn't. Jay. Yes. What? When you say shit porn, what are you talking about specifically?

Because a girl Girl makes a duty on a guy and then what now is no guy No, no, no girl. Fuck girl. Shit. Hot girl shit. Shit. Or is that just it's life gotta be called porn putting porn at the end of it and masturbation's porn then Shitting on cameras got to be shitting is just processing nutrients and minerals what do you start calling it rid of the waste would you call porn if you're simply seeing the girls naked pussy and ass yes right oh I'm sorry He's throwing out the garbage porn to you

Because what Jay is watching what you see Jay got your back. Thank you. What you are watching is a I got your back. Thank you. What you are watching is a No, I ask in question. I know Regulatio. Yeah, dude. You don't fuck with me. You don't fuck with you. No, Jacob. Uh, sure thing. No, it's just like a hot girl shitty. I first of all, I mean to say I've That I watch it is extreme overstatement. I've watched you put on your theater glasses. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Christine, can I have the room please? Christine, tonight I'll be watching a heavy salad diet. Um, but I have...

In the key of fast and angry. Yeah, in the same thing, there's, yeah, I'm fascinated by it, but it's not hot. Do you, so you watch it like planet earth episodes? Yeah. You're like, alright. But, that means to the beat, it's said, I haven't seen one in maybe a year, even. I don't know. I've been clean for a year. I just, I just remember like, just like every, whenever I'm, I mean, I've been dancing with some pissed off,

but nothing. Whenever I'm in a rabbit hole, something I bring up on the show. So it's pedophile hunting. Yeah. Uh, and then at one point I was acknowledging the hawk girl's shitting porn, whether it was here or legionist gangs, but my one acknowledging that was that, but then it's, then you're out. Then I don't watch it really. Yeah but then it's, then you're out. They don't watch it really. Yeah. It's like fashion.

You have seasons. Weird J season. Yeah. It's points of playground. Guys, I don't know. It's a palette. It's a match. I don't know that.

It's a managerie of things. Well, the dance nighter video that you watched, Dan Schneider, I apologize, I don't know what to smurch the watching the football team owner. But you said that there's like a video of them doing all of the feet shit. These videos will have that. I'm almost certain. Oh, what do you have to say?

I have, yes. Dan Schneider, this guy has a problem with him. It's just the same guy But be upset with your favorite shows. Yeah, this work goes a little back like Drake and Josh and shit dude here you go He's loathing her feet Even knew what memes work But with our orange friend cutting ties with Snyder's bakery suddenly a shadow storm across his work A shadow built from pleats of his actresses' feet, constant themes of voyeurism, and regularly pushing scripts designed to have his actresses in as

little clothing as possible. Yeah. Listen more, adding together to make it easy to wonder, just what was really going on. Dude, he... Weirdly, there is no short. Yeah, I mean, after alleged abusive behavior, the second, he was probably so creepy that the second anyone alleged anything. Nickelodeon was like, yeah, we kind of felt like that. Go. Probably we should have seen that right? They're like, are you? Oh, fuck yeah. It's like one of my friends I know it had to be the worst kept secret I bet. I bet. I bet everybody knew Nickelodeon. Arvid? Everybody.

Arvid worked there too. They created a lot of their shows together. It's him also. Do you think they're just in between scenes of the class and they're like, how can we exploit young women's feet? Because how can I do? I think we have fucked some young pretty girls. Dude, how hard is it?

You know what I mean? We're celebrities now. You know what I'm gonna do. Young. Pretty girls. Talking about Hollywood no, no, no Young Pretty girls talking about Hollywood Hills. Yeah, he goes negative accents on the Young Anga Veal not ribeye

I want those muscles I've got an idea that just might work. It's a show called I Carly. Do you know all these shows are these like Isabella shows that she watched? Some of them I Carly for sure. I knew that Janet McCurdy was going to be hot in some of a bit she is. And then you just saw them sucking feet like this. And then it turns out that yeah, it's Nickelodeon's fault. They were trying to bone me up. Yeah. Trying to sit there and watch a show with my daughter and you have these girls sucking their own feet. Dude, what about you?

Imagine how much that would fuck your head up if you're a dad with a foot fetish and there's to watching this and you're like, all right, come down Nickelodeon. It's a bit of a grand, it's a bit of a grander conversation because everything that you get in these that I'm watching with my daughter. These kids are a little older than my daughter. So at one point in her life, day chase, so before you know it, Hannah Montana, which I was burdened with watching. Yeah, because it's about I loved it. Um, she's drinking beers and taking piss pictures now is the greatest thing in the fuck what Victoria just a spread in her gash on that thing in the fat thing like why it's crazy But and so but I'm saying if you're when you're watching That's the wizards of wave Selena Gomez now is like a sex symbol. Yeah, you know

I mean, but she was a child on wizards of wavryly plays, but that's what I mean like if you're a dad and you're watching this And you're like what's up, dude? Why are you doing it? If they're like oh look? It's the big tits brigade and you're like what are you up dude? Why are you doing that? If they're like, oh look, it's the big tits brigade. And you're like, what are you guys doing? Trying to watch this to my kid. Dude, why are you guys, why are you guys shoving big boobs in my face? Selena Gomez had cans on, was it a wavly place?

I mean a body, it's crazy. They do, I mean it's like a list of Milano though. Like Hollywood does sexualized children. Yeah, they do as a person. Are we all turning Q and on? Is that happening right now? He is happening right now. But we know there's a pedophile problem, not like what? Yeah, we do as a We all turning Q on is that happening right now is happening right now Cory felmer goes now you can finally learn

Hollywood now it begins What childhood But you know Christine don't bring up pictures before I said how you could tell How well built she was and now I'm starting to see the pictures are much younger than it seems to go. Yeah, she's not big boys at all. What am I saying? Can we abort mission?

abort mission. I just made that up. Yeah, I was kidding. That's the character I'm doing. You know, maybe I said I could tell she's gonna have big boobs. She's dressing my dad Schneider impression. No, it's becoming, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

That's the little kid from Wizards of Waverly plays. Damn. See what I mean though? So that- Where is she looks like, still a teenager? Yeah, yuck. I'm not gonna say that. Get it off the screen, yuck.

Yeah, that's right. Email that to me, yuck. When you're that creepy, like that forward with your creepyness, like, like, Dan Schneider. Oh, text that to me. Ew. Oh, God.

Oh, that's the one. I'm going to pop. Christine, do me. Put that in my favorites. He goes, also, can you do that as a slideshow? Let's see, that's like whatever you're order. Hey, however you just did what you did, really that timing was.

Christine, you're really producing this jack sash now go back to Now that one from before The third one you were up before up down Okay, just boobs right there. Let it run zoom in to blurry zoom out. zoom out. Abba up. Abba up. I'm a pop Love it I'm a pop. Mmm. Oh, love it. I'm fucking love it. I mean, look at this. They really, so I'm saying they're lining them up to go in the sex symbol shit right away.

Yeah, that's like right out of that world. So this guy was getting them all fucking sexed up. So yeah, go back to the video. This has a bite in their own feet. Should I? No. Sucking in their own feet. Should I orient a grande? No. Sucking in their own foot?

No. God, play. The bizarre upset. As you can see, honey. For all the wonderful, comedy, excellent characters, there's one consistent theme across all his many shows. It's crazy. It seems nearly every actor or actress

has had a scene involving fluids on their feet Squishing something between their toes catch one foot time Couple this with his unusual postings of his actresses toes on Twitter asking if people can correctly guess which girl it is There's no doubt either toes Do you have the receipts on you like this where we're like, oh, look at all these little toesies hashtag num num num num. Are you on a grondese pig? He's appeared this week. Oh, who's thinking about tit fucking those bridges? Shocking feet. I mean, dude. It looks like SNM dude. They had to be like Mr. Schneider had to watch from his private room from his booth

By the way, if you think about it, Josh from Drake and Josh. Yeah. I think that was Josh right to the chubby kid. Yeah. Before he lost the weight, looks like Dan Schneider. Do you think he had that kid? Because you see them all slapping him and shit? He's like fucking kid. She's like it's me.

It's me. Yeah. Slap it on me around. Oh, guys, we just did a rewrite of the script. Pinch his nipple. Oh, fucking piece little fat piece of shit What is happening? How are you a fucking parent not seeing this and being like hey, sorry I know my kids a background player on Drake and Josh, but I'm up to step in this is weird even for me guys

We're really fucking juggling his bag and His bag and fucking carrot back there. I don't know all your processes here, and again, I'm just a kind of a new stage dad, but is it weird, my kids fucking rubbing their feet all over the place? Yeah. I don't wanna, he goes,

I post, there's a picture there where you're slapped my kids carrot. What's that about? Listen, my wife's gonna kill me because she's the reason this kid's in this job, but what's up with you? I wouldn't play football personally, but he's got a song in his heart, I guess. So whatever. Anyways, what's up with you? Rubbin his knees. Ariana Grande. Oh, yeah. Full fap in victim. Oh, what is this about? This doesn't seem like it's Dan Schneider still. It is still.

He's proving the industry has a history of requiring compromising situations in order to progress I don't know why can't anybody get a good announcer voice-over guy for these things. Oh Hello, I'm right here You think I don't want to do fucking deep dive video things. I would love to do this Dude, they are their very young shows for everybody me in two piece bathing suits. Yeah dude always kind of nude Belly button piercing dude so bizarre Soaker down it's crazy dude. I would be when you see it all compile together I mean which I guess that's already a grande

he's just watching it silently and we'll again we'll treat this at the bonfire sxm but it's just clear water on a girl who's under knees to catch in her mouth dude this dance tiger guy was like oh my god when he was at you know in movies where they always show the drug dealer at the height of his power and everything's going great do you think he was like I'm telling you right now, this is a jack factor. Yeah. For sure, they're definitely so. Honestly, I'm getting dehydrated by all the cum that I'm losing.

We might be so lucky that he just really kept his dirty to himself, but I don't think so, dude. He was, he really, if he didn't do anything. Check the flight log thing, then God bless, because bring him a picture of Dan Schneider's football Jesus it's you when you see this you're gonna be like yeah for a big tit pool It's one big fat to with a with a world with a hot tub in the middle one big hit

It's two big hits and then and two hot tubs in the middle. Yeah, there's two tiny. Yeah, yeah, that's nips. Yeah Oh my god, that's real God You have to show us Wow Damn dude, this guy's not even kind of hiding it is that really his yes Also, what's the picture with him and a girl in a hot tub and he's in a shirt. That's weird as fuck It's a big foot. This pool is a big foot. Yeah, you just got that. I don't think anybody said it out loud

No, okay, I said the whole thing is it's a foot. I said it's all hot tubs of the toes. Yeah, there's five hot tubs that are toes Which why would you ever need five hot? Yeah, please can we read this? I want to see what he says about his lack of foot. Dude, I'm an ass man. I bought that house. All right. Vee ew.

Dude, I like gilfs. I like grandmas with asses. And just smash them. I like a pussy feels like rubber. Oh, you know what my name on A.O. I was caught a cheese king. Yeah, I want to what my name on A.O. I was cottage cheese king. Yeah, I want to stuff my dick in that so that old hot putty. Oh, dude, I want his to wreck to me, plus.

Get these young new bile feet out of here. Ew. Ew, ew. No, the toenails are yellow and hard. You guys think I want a fuck feet? Are you kidding? The X King of Nickelodeon programming is addressed along a long-held theory

that he's into feet and channeled that on shows. Because every time he says feet, he goes, mm-hmm. I didn't see their feet. Oh, my God, they were so good. Well, you think Drake and Josh, I cared about their feet, fucking feet. He goes, oh, I can remember right now

to stepping on my fat belly while I masturbate. Oh my God, all their tough little toes are going through my fat skin. They're new balls. Oh my God, the babe of the feet of babe. He's got their little soft footprints. I think this summer's gonna be pretty good. They're opening a foot locker.

Oh, yeah. It's the party at the foot pool. They couldn't sell it in the 80s. It had to be tits and ass. It couldn't be feet. Several people have compiled still shots from different shows of it. And they seem to find a common theme among his shout actors.

They seem to be in a lot of bare feet scene. That's the least of it almost. Yeah. Dan, responding with this, the comedy was totally innocent. Gunnice going on to say the foot fetish claims were ridiculous and chalked it up to kids finding feet funny goofy insisting he never took the sexual odds to start. That's so funny.

That's like me being like this. Dude, babies love big hits. Cause that's where milk is. So are you guys making that sexual? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Look at her. Why is you know? Why are they showing a scene of her in a bubble bath? Yeah It's child. I say child I got a grande just fucking suck in her own so I mean going to work on her own toes. I don't think that's Harry on the ground It is Harry on the ground it is yeah Yeah, look at your eye Carly Learn your icons. Jeez

Burn bitch. Oh, yeah, it you are doing that to say Ariana Grande? It's called a man. Her would actually tie the knot. We would have gone to the wedding. You said that God Would have been fucking embarrassed The wedding I forgot they were engaged I'm gonna go to the wedding and you would have said that I'm gonna feel like a fucking idiot and they would be anybody Speak now or forever hold your peace if they go. I've got a problem. I want to let my friend marry this self-toe sucking whore Yeah sucking her on her I told you hey there. What are you doing? Hi. Why do I love her?

That's that style he was a bad dog. Hey, he's out the water. No Yeah, but this guy's football. It's a hoot. I jumped from hot tub the hot tub that is in the cold water Look pigs in a blanket Anyway join a football I can't wait to come on let us wash around Some of his on and off camera behavior with said stars have been called into question Suggesting Dan was at the bare minimum Creepy and unaware of boundaries

bare minimum dude that you get hit with that as your bare minimum that's a tough that's a tough thing to fight out of I mean at the very least he was creepy and by the way he says now he left because it was too hot he was attending the personal matters that he'd let go by the wayside. Yeah, maybe therapy for your wacky thing. Cause he's like a, it would have been better at the end of the goes, well, I got everything I need. I can jerk into death with all the feet that I saw.

I mean, he got out exactly on the me two stuff starting to come out. I think it yeah, it was. Yeah, it's what he jumped out when he bailed. So he's like, later guys are gonna go what Yeah, we're gonna do that I Carly reboot. There might be some lawsuits of it goes. I'll just go with that homework here I don't do that quit Dude that's old shit

24t was a different time I got it out of here. Yeah, that's funny because I Carly said you fucked their 10 years ago show me the comm what? 24T was a different time I got to get out of here. Yeah, that's funny. I Carly said you fucked there 10 years ago. Show me the comm. What? Okay, I'm out. So, come on. You have evidence? Goodbyes.

You got DNA? Huh? You got DNA? Let me ask you some detective stable. Uh, however, New York Times reports an in-house investigation into Dan's workplace practices got underway around that time. This after claims of verbal abuse from his ex-staffers, apparently the review found merit to some of those claims,

which made him seem high-strong and difficult. I gotta see feet. Let me see the feet. Yeah. We have any of those footscenes today? No, not today. Today we got a bunch of outdoor stuff. Can't get those feet out of the doors.

Bunch of clothes, told bullshit. I told that side. I don't want the kids to be out there with their cold feet. He goes, it's about them. Which is about making the best product we can make. Dan, good news. We got a new sponsor, Uggs. I don't want that.

Dude, to have the overlay of a guy saying, it's absolutely preposterous to say that I have a foot fetish and he has a foot pool. Yeah, it's really funny. It's very funny. Yeah. If, I mean, dude, yet there's just a picture of him grabbing women uncomfortably.

Yep. In the same TMZ article that's letting him tell his story, they just bury him with pictures underneath. He's like, they ain't Schneider tells us that these claims are ridiculous and postures. Here's him hands. I'm pretty sure touching where her pubes would be. He's like,

thanks, Mr. Schneider. I love the work. The crew's like this again. I love to think I'm not this kind of grabby in my life. I'd like to, because I see it and it makes me, hey, yeah, hey. I almost take pictures with my hand.

Do the kids all up fist, nothing? Keanu, no, I do like a, like almost like, like a fist and kind of like put touch on their backs. That's smart. Yeah. So I don't get a grip. I'm avoiding a foul. I don't get a grip.

I don't get a good grip. I'm trying to take a charge, but I do grab their hand and I put it on my penis. You know, just two pumps like Sarah Callagher. I go, feel me. You're very huggy, but people are very huggy with you. You're huggable. You're very huggable.

You're so, I want you to feel me. Oh, you feel me. Can you feel me through my pants? So in 2012, you got the old grip on victorious. Damn, dude. Dan had this to say about alleged inappropriate relationship with kids back then I couldn't and I wouldn't have the long-term friendships and continued loyalty from so many reputable people if I mistreated my actors of any age

especially minors who's taking up form no there's not one of those kids to get up for my own thing no I think he's getting buried but that's he's just doing the thing where he's like, you have it with so many more people are cool with me. They don't even go school here. Look, they're not from this area so much. They're from a different teen Nick. Damn, dude, he made Nickelodeon. Yeah, he made the sign of foot, ultimately.

Ha, ha, ha, ha! Dude, just coming in and just changing everything. Hey, you know what? We're gonna have new pals in the office. No socks. You gotta go sockless. So we're going raw dog. I can't get confirmation that the footballs him, but I mean this is pretty damning evidence. Yeah, the foot of the footballs him. I just pulled the football. Why would somebody else have a football? Is it Dr. Scholl's house? Because you know, son of a bitch, Dan Schneider's taken my livelihood and

making a mockery of it. Thank you Jacob. Jacob, you gave that what it deserved. I loved it. It's up to Scholl's house. That looks like a great pool, by the way. I'm very envious of that pool. That's a great, but I don't give a fuck about the hot tubs. I actually think they're? That's a great, but I don't give a fuck about the hot tubs. I actually think they're oddly shittily placed, but I do like the football. I like the bass. I'd fill in, I'd fill in all of them.

It's a pretty unusable football because each toe is a little circle of a pool. I mean, how many people are going into these individual parties? I say, yeah, yeah, listen, it's great for a party. Yeah, you hot day, you're not gonna look down on your nose. As an overall thing, I would say more of the time, it's four extra things you don't feel like cleaning. Oh my God, dude, if I lived in that house,

your door will be disgusting. Now, you know, we do, you know, a low rent we are, Dan. When you have a football at your house, you have a staff at your house. Me and you don't think in those terms ever. I'm like, I'm not gonna go out there and skim a football every day. It's gonna take me forever.

Honestly, while we were looking at that, I made comfort with the fact that my five tow pools would be like filled with algae and just gross. Yeah. And one's got a rare fish in it, though. The guy gave you a... Yeah, I got it. I think there's a coy. I don't know.

That thing's in there. It's a tough shit. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes, every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on SiriusXM! Good morning and full shows, always on SiriusXM.