The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Apparitions (feat. Trish the Dish)

Episode Date: September 24, 2021

A gullible Uber driver that Dan took a ride with leads the guys to discuss ghosts with Dan's Mom Trish the Dish!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com @BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com

Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. I wish I had recording equipment from my Uber ride from Long Island back to Jersey last night. Yeah.

Because I've never had an Uber driver that was so innocently sweet and dumb and hilarious all in the same thing. Yeah. He was just this nice young guy and he was was like, from Queens, and we were making fun of this guy that asked to take a picture of Katie. And just of her. With her, I think. But he was like, I get a picture with her,

and I was like, no, man, I don't know. He just gave me weird vibes, and I was just like, I don't, he wasn't like asking her. I'm like, I'm not a handler. I don't know, you know? I was taking a picture with a person, too, and I was like, no. Hey, my. I don't know. No. I was taking a picture with a person too. And I was like, no. They might sell Christine right out.

Christine, take a picture with this guy. I'm gonna go over here. It's kind of dangerous. Take a picture with him real quick. I'm gonna split. But it was just the thing where, you know, it shouldn't been in a house in a while. And it was, yeah, we were high.

So I was like, I just want to get out of there. But we were like joking around about the whole event. And like, make it fun of it. The guy started laughing and then he's like and they just launches into this You have a Ben you have a scene ghost boy and West Milford and I'm like What's up dude and he's like yeah, man? This is place in West Milford Where's a highway and all this haunted stuff happens man?

And then I was like oh cool bring it up like it was a common knowledge everywhere because have you ever been to that thing that I mean to other people know about what I learned from an hour and 30 minute car oh fuck me running was this guy I love yeah loves the spooky stuff oh that's what brought up Jersey he's like oh Jersey yeah yeah yeah man I lived in so and so and so and so and then he's like to my girlfriend's would kill by a Jersey devil dude he was like a young dude he's like to my girlfriend's would kill by the Jersey devil He was like a young dude. He's been like 22 But he just kept bringing up spooky thing I don't bring your girl for now to the Pine Barrens

It goes bad quick, but that's even fucking that's almost exactly the kind of dummy was where he was never Saying they got killed or whatever he go. Yo, you go out there and it's late and bro, you get out of your car, it's over. And I was like, what do you mean? And then you'd be like, it's crazy. And you go, but why is it over? Yeah, nuts. I was at one point I just started laughing. Because I was killing this point I just started laughing This guy's unintentionally killing he didn't voice record any of it. Oh dude I showed up but he would just it would be silent, you know, it would be driving now on a half-light of voice recorded it Some of the 15-minute ride you're like pulling it out now

Right I was honestly I was just enjoying it so much because it would be like it was like clockwork It'd be like a five minute conference true right? No, dude, it would be like a five minute break and he'd be like Yeah, you ever go to Amityville They just started going to like a lot. I thought you were just I thought you were just like driving you go Oh, you guys see that? Oh You guys probably don't see you don't have to go side, But then he was like he was this kind of dumb word at the beginning We somehow drinking got brought up. I'm like, oh, I don't drink. He's like yeah, I quit two years ago

I was like, oh, I don't drink either. It's a way better and then later he's like you should drink a bunch of beers and go there And I'm like wait Katie was like, does he want us to die? I'm part of a four-man crew called the apparition eradicators I go my ghost busters. What? No, I never heard that. No, bro. This is different. It's a different thing.

Yeah, do we go around with the e-trap? We just kill them. We send them back to that horrid netherworld from which they came. Yeah, I'm like a ghost. I make ghosts ghosts. Yeah, did he just kept bringing up different paranormal things and you'd be like, ah cool, man You know like the disinterested tone. We're like, I don't know dude. Yeah, sounds like bullshit back here

At one point I started reading the thing he brought up on wicket You know George Washington kills four people a year in Valley forge. Yes, true. You know that yeah, you're a Valley forge Marriott look Look it up, look it up, bro. Google it and then go on Reddit. Oh, this was the thing he goes, yeah, I put a quarter down on the Ghost Bridge and it came back in my pocket. And I was like, it did?

And he's like, yep. Oh, I had two quarters. He goes, I put tape on it. So I knew it was it. He's like, bro, I've seen the candles. Do I tape all my change? Yes. I like grip. I like to have grip on my coins.

Dude, it was so funny because he was clearly super into it. You just wanted to talk about the period. Well, here's why that story's bullshit. First of all, he put it up. Is the problem saying is the word? No, I'm saying just what he said happened to him. Obviously, he's bullshit, but let's say why it was a terrible lie to tell. If you go, you haven't heard of the ghost bridge where if you put something on it, it ends up back in your pocket. So he's like, I marked the quarter. Like for what? Like he's like, it ended up back in his pocket. But like what else could have happened? Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like is the thing that whenever you leave

there shows back up in your pocket? Do you get what I'm saying? Why is that the thing? Like I know it goes, I marked a dollar and left it there. Next thing I know that dollar was found in a dead man's pocket three miles. Yeah, well, it's like because that's the thing or so, you know, at the same exact time it was found there.

Well, that's why I looked up to Wikipedia thing and everything he was saying, we was like, slightly skewed off. Yeah. Because it's called, I think Ghost Boy or Ghost Bridge in Milford, New Jersey, on Clinton Street, that's like the thing of it. And he was like,

Should you lose Facebook when you said that, what? My brother disappeared there. He hit all the brother in a row. We were triplets. Oh, he hit all the brother in a row. We were triplets. That's still.

Yeah, that's still. That's why when you bring up that name, it bugs me. Did anybody see Malignant by a chance over the weekend? Or over the week since 9HPOMX? Save your time. James Wan, you blow. And that is one of the worst films ever. It's not fun.

Jesus Christ, it was bad. Could I give you a 30-second synopsis? Yeah, absolutely. A girl has an abusive boyfriend who clunks her head against the wall. Okay. When he clunked her head against the wall, spoiler alert, but who gives a shit.

He cracked open her skull a little bit, which woke up her parasitic twin, that she had when she was little, they cut off of her, which is just like a monster, basically hanging on her back. It's one of the most hilarious reveals ever. They cut it off and then I swear to you, the scene, they take the face of this monster that's in the back of her head and they just push it on the nose back into her skull and put the skull back over it. So when he abused her, it woke it up and

so she just walks around backwards with a monster coming out of the back of her head She doesn't remember it, but she's killing all the it's who is so bad Not even laughable. Don't even watch it for the chuckle really that's almost a pop I can't believe it made a fucking HBO Max Release mushed face. She's her face popped out her back legs to teeth and a fucking like skull wires. It's it was It's fucking unreal bad the most haunted street in America Maybe is dude. What if this guy was right and I'm just shitting on him and he's like bro I know my new jersey is gonna be like try the quarter trick. Yeah, there it is. There's a fuck dude That's her evil twin. Yeah, by the way, they cut off her when she was she doesn't know about any of this

Right, but apparently she's also like a very pretty chick Dude, that's her evil twin. Yeah, by the way, they cut off her when she was, she doesn't know about any of this, right? But apparently, she's also like a very pretty chick. So her thing is like, those little arms, her abusive boyfriend didn't happen to mention that she has crazy scars on her back because they had to remove a skeleton from her back. Is the arms still on her back? When, when? No, her arms,

she just starts using her arms backwards. It's the she is also cause her to have four miscarriages because it was feeding off of the babies inside of her. And so it still exists in her. Oh yeah, and when he cracked the skull he was able to finally pop out. Dude, that's so funny. That really was the reveal of the movie. That scene is a reveal they're talking to her and she's like, yeah, and then it just swings around.

And this thing's like, and it talks a lot, and it's got a stupid. Somehow controls electricity, which they don't really explain. Really? Yeah. Dude, her boyfriend never hit it from the back. And it was like,

where these little nubs, little scar nubs. It was sewn into her head. No, the skull was, they just, they show you like they remove these ribs and arms and then just put her back back together, but you did, dude, they can't remove a fucking, a problem pimple from your face without leaving some sort of a scar. Yeah. You know, oh, why is my back look all crazy? Yeah. Why is my back look nuts? Like there used to be a rib cage there? Oh, there was. Oh, that's crazy. Funny you bring that up. Why does my back look like I hit with a back draft and they just push that face back into her brain

Which is funny just a pop it back in you're like all right? Tell you they put the finger on its nose and they go yeah I swear to you. That's the motion and does it get so does it get muffled? Does it like? Yes, and because they put that they put the the lid of the skull over it's so. I had a good idea for it. Perfectly shitty. It's not listed as a comedy at all.

If it was, I'd give it something. I'd give it a break a little bit. But it's like, what if the most James Wands returned to horror? What if the back of the head really had good ideas? Yeah, why also is it just inherently evil? Maybe limit your social media time or I've done a lot of thinking,

right? You think you got through microbiology? It's fucking, I did that. I know the heavy lyrics. Oh, you're not even good with fractions. It was shit going on. Dude, it's been alive in her head for 15 years. Not gonna lie though.

This entire premise does resonate with me because I wouldn't be surprised if I had another face in the back of my head. Just a day in there, another day in? If Katie abuses me and it cracks open. Oh yeah, she just bangs your head against me and goes, you woke up stand. Oh no, he's like, yeah, I don't have a deeper voice in there.

Oh, I don't like wrestling. I like monster trucks and you're like When he takes over Damn, he just takes over and she conquests out she goes to sleep And then he is back of the head purse funny or if they fought you put on a son of a bitch He put back. She's backwards. so she has deer legs and wears a, she's wearing like a trench coat backwards. It's so, God damn it was bad. Yeah.

Everyone was watching it, like, but like not laughing, me I was like, is this gonna be over soon? This is retarded. Who is how long into the movie were you upset? Pretty quick. Yeah. Pretty quick. Because the idea was like, I mean, from the get go,

you're like, it's her, like a sleep or something like that. Like she's a problem they thought they had under control. Hmm. It turns out it's the back of a head monster. And it's just the back of the head monster. Did you, what kind of laugh did you give out? No, you revealed it. No.

Were you like, huh? Oh, I think the whole room like chuckled. Yeah. And there's me as a beller friend and Josh Adamire. that were you like, huh? Oh, I think the whole room like chuckled. And there's me as a beller friend and Josh Adamire is like, I think we ought to start going like, yell. What a cool guy. I could just really, when they show the, I mean, this scene right here,

they go around and they're like, you're like, dude, this is stupid as shit. I would want to dance with it if I was the doctor that ravaged hands. Yeah. Oh, by the way, not only did it do it when, when around this time, they were trying to like, keep them both hands. Yeah. Oh, by the way, not only did it do it when around this time, they were trying to like keep them both alive.

And when you bring up the clip, can you bring up HBO Max? Can you sign in? Maybe. Is that possible? It was such a nordeal getting HBO Max. I mean, that app. You gotta step it up.

Well, I think it was happening with HBO Max right now and it was me and I just haven't corrected it. I'm paying $15 a month for it. Now I have HBO and when I plug in my Verizon Fios information for the it just says you have to have an HBO subscription to have is I can't get that sorted out and I wanted to watch things on HBO Max so I was paying for it when it should be included in my price. Isn't that shitty? Yeah, it's called you know, we're talking to somebody. Oh, no, we're going out of the offices. Yes, Dan. Please go to go to HQ in your office. Yeah, all one of them in. I go guys. Hey, you might remember me from a little special in 2019 called Son of a Gary. My friend, Jay's having some problems. You guys getting your please guys team meeting Cliff Steve from accounting. Can we get you in here? It's I love I love a little tiny face. I want to see what this

actually looks like. When they poke it back into the thing, I want to see that and I want to see it go like, oh yeah, for sure. It's a it's a terrible movie. Did we find out that play, since it is the most haunted street in America that guy went to? Clinton Road, spooky town. It's a couple articles that will tweet out the bonfire The dead man's curve. I always like that the whole to dead man's curve like the sharp turn Yeah Probably the most common ghost story here about Clinton road is that of a dead young boy who hangs out under a bridge and returns coins to you After you throw them in the water as far as we know this tale is you need to Clinton road But it was difficult to say winner how this story begins. Wait a second and and your guy says it happened to him. Yes. And he's not an asylum

somewhere. Yes. Because that's what we do to me. I think I melt at the vision of supernatural immediate. But you love it. The confirmation of supernatural. Yeah. I would put the confirmation of it. It just it blows my mind. I do that thing that they always do in the movies where there's one guy that's like dumbfounded and just reaches out that didn't I'd be like I Handle I'd handle aliens better because that seems more how would you handle? I would you handle? I'd probably be scared but I'd also just be like it's not blows my mind that this possibly happened It's not blows my mind that this possibly happened. A boy floating my money back to my pocket. Yeah, that's cool.

That's not cool. That's like, oh shit. Like now, the idea of anything being possible does not make me feel better about this. I get my salute. Thanks, kid. Thanks, kid. My la quarter.

Gonna get a soda with this. Thanks for drowning in that river all those years ago. You don't w wake out to supernatural. Absolutely. I do. I mean, I can't, I'm not down. I think I'm the guy who can't, like, I'm just like go without me because I'll be frozen in like I, I suffer through it. That's it. I just suffer through it. I, we, Yannis's wedding. He got married at this hotel and we like Nate nice shared a room and Right before like at the fucking reception and someone's like, you know It's like one of the most haunted hotels in New York, and I'm like, oh cool, dude

And then where I was sleeping was just down the hallway where the door was into this like old hallway And Nate was off Nate was like closer to the wall, dead asleep. I did not sleep on the link. I just kept laying in bed looking down at my feet at the door. You know, to the Vancouver that wigged you out. I said to you, I was still, I'm like, switch. Yeah, I did switch rooms.

There was a clamming, there was a clamming and pipes and I was the top floor and it was fucking scary. Yeah, when we lived, the house, I lived and hit it. It's scary. Hit him. Pack him up. Just the apparition eradicators. I told you, Hey, I brought my friends, the house we lived in in Connecticut, when I was born, it was haunted. Like confirmed. There's no thing is that there's no confirmed haunted. There is for the born. It was haunted. Like confirmed.

There's no interesting is that. There's no confirmed hauntings. For the first it would be for sure. Confirm about my mom, dude. Oh, is that all they have? And my mom confirmed it. Yes, well, my mom told me I was the most handsome and spoiled in the entire world.

Well, that's confirmed. That's confirmed. It's confirmed in the other title. Confirm. We had a ghost that would walk up and down the stairs of our house. But you didn't, though. You want me to call Trish?

Yeah, sure. You want me to tell you, you want me to tell your mom that it didn't happen? Is that what you want to happen right now? Dude, you're gonna be, you're gonna feel so stupid. And she when she confirms this. But you can feel so stupid. Yeah. And she when she confirms this. Yeah.

But she can firmly feel so stupid. You're gonna feel so dumb. Who is that? Is that the ghost boy? It's two calls one day. Yeah, two calls one day, mom. Hey. You're live on the bonfire, how are you? I'm good.

Good. Hey, the house we lived in in Connecticut, was it haunted? Yes, oh, God, yes. He made up in Falls Village. Yes. Yes, it was. Can you tell Jake, as Jay doesn't believe that it's haunted?

You're on the bonfire. Hi, bonfire. Hi, I'm Patrick Rackle. Anyway, it was very common to have an apparition in the homes. Our house happened to be built in 1797. And it had the Kingswood. What our apparition did is she walked the stairs between two and four in the morning.

She never went into the rooms. She just walked up and down the stairs. She's just going to put them in the room. J. does not believe this for one second. I'm listening to her. You know, I, I, I, I, our attorney, his apparition didn't like closed windows and he lost so many mates because in the dead of winter, the apparition would come and unlock windows

and open them up. Still, still, I'm still, he's still not buying it, but I love it. I love it too. Things happen and you can't explain it. Let's go. Why is it so hard to believe if there is a spirit who died in the house? Why not believe that the spirit never left? Yeah. And they're unsettled and some of them do things others do something. Our attorney also, another apparition would play the harpsichord in his house and you would hear it, but he did not have a harpsichord in his house. You're spending my believer.

Yeah, well no, but she, I mean, she's got all these Connecticut spooky stories. I think we're as impartial was up on a lot of haunting stuff as always in New England. Well, Connecticut's very, very haunted. So it makes sense that all these... Well, and look at Dan, we had that cemetery in our backyard. That's where I was buried and I came back.

I should tell you guys, my mom pets cemetery in me. I was just like, I got hit by a truck in front of a busy road. And then I'm sourdanned. She goes, ah, I had to bury my own. She goes, anyways, we had it. We brought it up. Well, thanks, mom.

I was talking about the one that walked up and down the stairs, but yeah, we're getting into a little bit of a ghost episode. But I just wanted to call you real quick to prove that I was lying. I'm glad you did. Hi, Jay. Hi, Trace. Love you. I love you. I'm glad you did. Hi, Jay. Hi, Trace. Love you. I love you.

I'll call you later. Okay, bye. Bye. My mom really loves to tell ghost stories. Yeah, that was great. When I was growing up, she would always... Your mom was awesome. You should let...

I bet if she took the Josh for five seconds, she would believe that he's homies with rage against the machine. 100%. My mom would buy it. And she'll go, what? A guy does a podcast about me. I think he can't become best friends with rage against the machine 100% my mom would buy it and she'll go what a guy does a podcast about me I think you can't become best friends with rage against the machine and if you ever want to be homies with Omar

If you under ever wonder why I'm so gullible and love wrestling And of all the things that I love just know that I am definitely a trisha's boy Just walking around believing stuff. That's great. That's good. It's good. It's good to believe it. Yeah, but she But you're not religious at all. No. Not even a little bit. No. Not really.

I believe in God though. Your mom is. My mom's Irish Catholic. Was Irish Catholic. God excommunicated. You believe in one true God. Allah Yeshua. I believe in Allah.

I'll praise Allah. I was gonna make you Jewish. Would love to. God I would love to. To be Jewish. Oh my law. I was gonna make you Jewish. Would love to. God, I would love to. To be Jewish. Oh my God, that was growing up. That was to me. I didn't, you know, like,

a lot of kids grew up in the 90s, wanting to be black and having black sense. I just wanted to be Jewish, dude. I just wanted to be... So your young boy put on a fake Jewish outfit? I was going, hey, hey, I loved... Oh, you're vague, guys. This football game is crushing, huh?

You guys gotta try the kineshes nowadays. He goes, uh, soda,, this football game is crushing. You guys gotta try the conishes down there. It goes, uh, soda, get in there in the play. It goes, so giant for clamps. I gotta be honest with you. I am shfitting. It's hard. He's helmets my head. They have to be so tight.

Why does, why do we practice during the day? All the pads, what are we gonna hit by? Cars? Come on. Oh my god, listen, Mrs. Mai is, the birthday spread was lovely Any sort of a smoked fish I like to get the protein before the game How was Dan at the sleepover? Well, he told me the house was stuffy

He asked me if I had any food that wasn't so salty I tried any food that wasn't so salty. Jouen, you're a good hostess but please. The meatloaf is gotta be, let me put this salt on, you know. You're making real decisions for us here. Hi, can I have a little bit of choice in the soda? It's either Pepsi or nothing. You know, Heinz ketchup has 50% more sugar than the brands. Vites with all the bears' posters in the basement.

Are you from Chicago? What are you? Anyvase make sense of it to me. I got to lay down my stomach hurts. You know if you get seasoned tickets, you sell half of them. They pay for themselves. Have you looked into renting out the apartment above the garage? You're sitting on a fortune. Hey, you're 13-year-old friend. Really a weirdo, huh? You know it's a lot about taxes. Yeah. Yeah, dude. It was, he's a whoo-ish.

Yeah, he's a whoo. He's a whoo-ish. He's not even in Jewish. And you're like, really? He's a whoo? He's a whoo. Yeah, he's whoo-ing out. And dude, he whoo-es out.

Dude, Dan, my mom's a Dan. The person wishing to be Jewish is so funny. Dan, you can't have a bar mitzvah. Come on, mom. You're a piscopalian. Why are you trying to tell me from becoming a man? It's a rite of passing. Listen, I'm circumcised.

Yes. So, the next logical step would be me becoming a man. I taught myself to Torah. You're gonna make it off for nothing? I'm telling you. What a waste of time. Mom, you are a problem. You're a pain in off for nothing. I'm telling you. What a waste of time Mom, you are a problem You're a pain in my tukas. So it shall be written. So it shall be done Dan it's just I appreciate you doing the chores, but do you have to say

Dan where'd you get lambs blood? Why are you wiping it all over my doors? My new painted doors, you go, it's fine. We have to let the angel of death pass over. Why do you want? I'm your first born. Why do you want me to go right to the grave? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Also, I heard there's a new place doing smoked locks over an angle wood.

Oh my. I think maybe you, me, and Joe can hit the floor, runner. Maybe go get some bagels? The herring melts in your tongue before it hits your throat. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Mother, please, some hollow bread dipped in honey to show a prosperous new year. All this air conditioning is making my bones hurt. Yeah. Let's go to Arizona. It might be good for my lungs. Ah! Maybe a dry heat, you know, and a pool.

Something. Get my ass into a pool. Oh, I don't want you to relax. Let me soak my feet. We're so high in the air here. It's thin. All my other friends are like, yeah, dog. We be smoking blunts, listening to the Jay-Z, and like, hey, the bass. Like, I have to use my scalp.

I need a new pair of hush puppies. Yeah. Shut up. There's a new, there's a new like I was my scalp. I need a new pair of hush puppies. Shut up. There's a new, there's a new science documentary on. Yeah, there's a new nova. Dan, come on, climb this fence and whoever he goes, climb in these slacks. No way. If I split these pants, my mother. No, no.

Oh, there it is. Why was your mom ex communicated from the church? She got divorced. Oh, that's it. Yeah, she's got divorced. She's not been a priest. No, she's been haunted ever since. She's been following around.

Well, she worked at Etna, so she would like dealt with all these attorneys. She would go over these like big spooky houses. That's why she has like 20 of these things. Well, why? So she's, she saw the apparition. Now, we heard my grandmother heard it walking up and down the stairs when she was visiting. She thought it was my dad back from work,

but he didn't get back, like he was already home in the sleep. Oh! You all right? Well, what's happening, buddy? What I should do is send that Uber driver. You know COVID? No. He taking halls every day.

I know, it's called bronchitis. Is it now? I took a test, I'm fine. Ship it. I'll believe you. God forbid you're lying on that little question here we have out there. There's a ship seat down by the shore,

I said I don't have it. Yeah. She looked my forehead. She said thinner and no COVID. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, you know ghosts my mom We just had that with one time that one places this is blue being possessed right now I go

I go, Josh probably tell you this there's been a spirit following me my whole life In general see this so it's got all we find the clip This is when this is the reveal nice and then I'll try to find all, we find the clip. This is when, this is the reveal. Nice. And then I'll try to find all of them. From the ligament. Yeah. I said that right.

Did you just guess my password? No, I had it. I was gonna say, because I'm like, yeah, I gotta get different words for passwords. So this is the reveal of her back head monster, spoiler alert, oh my lord. What you gonna tell her? First of all, she's old enough to remember this.

These horror moves are made. There's supposed to be some of them are silly, some of them are really scary, some of them are hoki. Sure. They're all sort of like, there's a bunch of weird ones. I mean, this is a, this is such a highly better produced movie than like the movie about the pussy with teeth. Yeah.

So much better produced. But I like the pussy with teeth better because, you know, there's not this level of like good effects and stuff like that because it's just like it's supposed to be a dumb thing you watch on cable or like this was this was this came out the same way suicide squad and like, uh, we'll do all these major movies came out of us. Yeah. They malignant. You wonder when you read the script if you're like, wait, so she's in the back of her head?

Like how he, he, he, Gabriel. Gabriel, and of course it's a twin, it's a parasitic twin, and they're like, yeah, I mean to get ecstatic sighted to get through a movie of that level, of that production, you have to be so excited about the idea that you have to be like, here's the idea. And it's a twin and everyone has to be like,

that's incredible. Let's put millions of dollars into this instead of being like, wait, so it's a, it has to have been sold, it has to have been sold on idea because here's the thing, how do you explain this concept and you go, it's like, I like that, they're controlled by something that even knows inside

of them like a twin, you know, but it's been done a little bit actually. I think that concept has been done. But you go, okay, I like that. This is an execution issue. This is execution. That was just, it's just like so ridiculous looking and dumb. The entire idea that she could just bend her arms backwards and fight like a fucking top

level MMA fighter. Oh, yeah. Well, look, it stands to all these things. My mom would do it. Don't show this to Trish, because she might think I have a parasitic twin in my back of my head. Jacob, you watched the new Walking Dead?

I did. I mean, again, like Maggie's knife throw. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's exactly what I was going to say. Jacob's so funny, he says that Maggie's knife throw to bring a little drama, her and Negan, or by themselves out in the woods.

And he's like, why don't you just put me down right now if you hate me so much? And she pulls out a knife and zips it. He has to duck. And it was, but actually it was just to scare him and put it right between the eyes of a zombie that was behind him. And it's like, they never miss. And I've heard criticism, even if it just dinked them in the head, the zombie, like, stayed it down or whatever,

and then they had to go turn around and kill it. It's like a perfect, like, no problem. I got one shot at this, no stress, no shaky hand. They're always, no, that's not even there. You went and whacked that zombie between the eyes, those are about 30 yards out. I'm taking a guess, but as someone that doesn't even watch the show, I'm guessing the attitudes more like

And then it hits him and then they do the You're welcome. Yes. Yeah, exactly what I was that's 80s. That's 80s 90s. I think she even said she's like want you to come me down right now And she does that and she goes been asking my stuff that same question Yeah, I love that takes the knife out of the zone I do that to Katie when I do Maggie's knife throw. It's amazing. He knew that from me saying walking dead I do that to Katie on household chores, you know, when I take out the trash. She thinks I'm going to hug her and then I pull the trash and I go, it's time to clean. And it's just kind of how it's how we spice it up.

I've heard criticism that we are to harsh on the show and that they indeed do show them practicing. Wait, you've had people try to defend it to you? I'm like, who? Well, I'm saying, I've seen them practice. Who cares? Olympians practice. They still miss. I watch the Olympics.

Yeah, I the same problem. Some people miss at the same problem every week with a 100% accurate. And for teens, as I'll say this and Sam being too hard on them for this, there's no gray area. The thing is they are all pinpoint with their weaponry whatever weapon it is from slingshot Fuck you if you're at home and saying they show them practicing slingshot. Doesn't matter you and your Bible weapons Practice slingshot a million times a day and it doesn't mean you're gonna be a hundred percent on hitting the brain stem of a moving target with a rock. So, but there's this one guy right now listening with just the fucking

callus forearms from pulling it back. He's like, you don't know me, Jay. But here's what do they use little balls, little metal balls? Scrub rocks. That is fucking so dumb. They just grab rocks. Yeah. Is anybody that had a slingshot when they're a kid knows that this I mean,

she might have like a bag of sign on though, but it looks like she's grabbed stuff. But anyway, I'm out. I'm out on a show. I don't watch here. Jacob, here's the kissing other thing. phenomenal up until a point. It is. No, no, I love the story still. But like, it's these things. And Jacob, back me up, if you will, on this, the other issue I have, while they can be killed pinpoint with one shot easy and quickly as much as they need them to, a lot of times they make the zombies far too much of a problem. There's like, oh, there's 20 zombies broke through the fucking thing.

I'm like, I don't know. Go send a child to handle it. They're dumb. You can go out there just one at a time. Like head stab, head stab. Man, they're not fast. They're dumb, you can go out there, just one at a time, like head stab, head stab. They're not fast, they don't run, they're not fast. They always make it like a few breaking through. For some reason when it's a few of them, they have to like wrestle with them and it's like barely keeping their fucking teeth off of their arms. And

it's like, these things are, they're like mushy. You've watched a lot more zombie movies than I have. Have they ever done the thing in a zombie movie where they're so easy to take care of that they're like a pain in the ass, like a real, like the way you kind of just described. When there's like 20 zombies breaking, they're like, I got them because they're slow

and they're like, sometimes. Sometimes. Has a movie state consistent like that, where there's not like the super one that crawls on the walls, talking about stupid dumb zombies that it becomes more like a chore to take care of them than it is like,

because that's not really a scary movie. Well, the, the, the, don't know the dead, those movies, the zombies move fast. So not those. 28 days later, they move fast. Yeah. Try to think, no, I don't know if there is like you shot at the dead did they do it like that?

They were fast too. I think yeah, I think they came running out fast. No these ones are extraordinarily slow clumsy and brainless One mind and like they just are going they want to eat people They want to destroy because what if the zombie apocalypse was just that? What if it's just slowed down humans that are dumb? And then you're more like, you're more inconvenienced by them? Yeah. Then scared. And here's the thing, it is.

It's sort of like that. What the fuck out of my way, dude? It's sort of like, but usually it's like that. And then, yes, the inconsistency of the show, sometimes like 20 of them, attacking the neighborhood, like, just, like, brings everything to its knees. It's like, I can't tell me, push them away. I get like a car and drive them back with like a plow. I'm just saying if it was, if zombie apocalypse was like that, you can't tell me that I would not take my gym membership and take that money and spend it on a

place where they just let you out into a place that's a zombie problem. And you get to play music and kill zombies with weapons and that's your cardio. Once you get over the guts of it, and you're like, well, this is what happens. Like these are things that we've got to do. We got to do this to create this up. You'll get over it. Because then they could bite you.

How fast I would have two David Lee Roth swords with the flags on the back of them. I would be doing like those kind of, I try to like chop off like two at a time, like, sss. I'm saying like, we're, you know, like a- No, crouching tiger shit, dude. They did, you ever read the book World War Z? At the end of it, they kind of have it by Max Brooks again.

I know the author. I know, that's crazy. Yeah. Mel Brooks is- Matt, you say I met him. Yeah, he's not my homie. I met him. But he, it's an incredible, it's one of my favorite books. It's such a fun

book as the way he does it is so cool and it's already done. But at the end, when they, um, when they finally control the zombies, that's what I think of. Like, I'm talking about living in that kind of space where it's like, though we're not scared of him anymore. They're more of an inconvenience. That's so fun fun. Which sort of thing. That's, yeah. The rival reason the problems are always with people. They just happen to live in this world. And then what I'm saying, to me,

it's they use their inconsistencies for filler for the show. Yeah. So that we need a 15 minute problem here. So let this wall broke down and there's like, 30 zombies coming through and it fucks things up like someone does die and whatever. Like a useless character gets killed in it and something like one of your what is it? Who gives a shit? Yeah. Like just one person go handle this.

Guys, give it to a 10 year old. I mean, there's a 10 year old in the show that can handle it themselves. Yeah, really? Sure. Do you want to use the sword? It's a kid. He's like, I get you sword. I get you sword. That baby is a man. He's adorable. Yeah, she's a sword now.

The baby that was born in the prison? Yeah, that's when I stopped watching. Yeah, well, he did a six-year time jump in the show, a win between seasons once. Okay. I think right after Rick died. Okay. Spoiler.

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