The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Back In the Atmosphere (feat. Ralph Sutton)

Episode Date: June 14, 2022

Ralph Sutton joins The Bonfire as the summer of soft rock continues with Jay telling him about the Blues Traveler, Jewel & Train concert from the night before!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson... & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@IAmRalphSutton www.GasDigitalNetwork.com

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, make sure you go check out Dan Sodor. You know he's in London, England at the Soho Theatre tonight through June 18th for tickets and all of Dan's tour dates, of course, go to dansodor.com. Everybody I'm going to be on the Berk Rysher Fully Loaded Festival for the next two weekends, make sure you check that out coming to a city near you. Some tickets still left in some of the cities. After that, I have Brick City Comedy club and Oklahoma and then Albany, New York. I think for tickets and all door dates, go to bigjcomedy.com. Of course, you can hear Ralph Sutton on the
Starting point is 00:00:35 SDR showing the guest digital network as well as his other podcast for health and wellness called the Good Sugar podcast. Also, you can check Ralph out live as he's hosting an event at the Paramount in Long Island July 30th, Stone Temple Pilots, Kings X, Adler, I believe doing guns and Rosa songs, my guests, and my good buddies from ZO2, from Z Rock that I used to do. It's all Benefit David Z Foundation, that's July 30th Paramount theater in Long Island. And now the bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. And the summer of soft rock continues. Back to back Sundays, cold play, train.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Come on, felt good. It's the bonfire. Faction Talk Series 6-1-3 on Big J. It's the bonfire Faction talk series XM 103 out of big jail person Dan Soder is out in England from what I understand getting his foreskin restored I guess if you're gonna do it. That's the place. I know you know Dan Soder's the soho theater all this week for tickets Go right now to dansoder.com if there's any left You're not gonna want to miss this could be a once in a lifetime you know we don't know what the future holds then might never come back to England again making feel loved and show up for
Starting point is 00:01:53 those shows getting 13th of the 18th and it's today through Friday am I good did I nail it? Fuck everybody. I hate the dance I hear days. Sitting in for a... sitting in for a dance today, you know we get to have some of my favorite people coming here and co-host everybody. He's a... don't tell damn, but he's also my work husband from the SDR show and one half of ownership of guest digital network
Starting point is 00:02:24 and podcast merch which I keep hearing is just trying to give away to somebody Everybody accurate. It is the great the hilarious Ralph Sutton joining us Can ask you a question right out the gate. Yes was Josh Adam Myers correct and the cold play guys dressed flamboyantly Or was I correct and they dressed in jeans and t-shirts? Oh Flamboyantly really yeah, oh man. I thought I was so right on that one now flamboyantly He's wearing like workout pants and like tied I'd tight t-t shirts, but not like so he said flamb I felt like you know Elton I know she's talking about her sweatpants involved in what he was wearing. It's like, he had like, you know, neon painted things on like pants, they're pants. Like rock on roll pants.
Starting point is 00:03:09 But like, so he looked like you see him, he's like, oh, it's an actual stage outfit. Not more. Yeah. Well, he wears these t-shirts that are, first of all, he's in great shape. Horrible fitting t-shirts. I'm not a big fan of the, of the swoop neck at all. And I don't mean you're wearing a v-neck Ralph. That might. Yeah. I mean, when big fan of the swoop neck at all. And I don't mean you're wearing a V-neck Ralph. Yeah, I mean, when it looks like the next purposely just made super low. But like when it's like almost like a U, like a deep U shirt. Yes. Yeah, I don't like those either.
Starting point is 00:03:37 I don't like deep V-suit. Just a chuxedo. Remember when chuxedo wanted to beat me up? I came up on skanks again recently. It was hilarious. I already told it almost real quick. Oh, also, I stayed in studio. We have Christine came up on skanks again recently. It was hilarious. We tell that almost real quick. Oh, also at State and Studio, we have Christine Gravens and DJ Lewitsky are, yeah, we're going with skeleton crews. Is that what we call it?
Starting point is 00:03:54 Yep. What if it's the best show we've ever had? And then we start scoffing at everybody else going, I'll be honest with you guys, we don't need you. Yeah, look, Ralph, there you go. There he goes, okay. I mean, still does not look crazy flamboyant. It's like tie-dye t-shirts, who gives a sh**?
Starting point is 00:04:08 He's dressing Mallory from fucking Family Ties. It's nothing there that screams wild outfit. Not, no, you see his pants, they're all white. There's like, they look like sweatpants. They look like running like joggers. No, it's all very thought It's all very thought out the shoes have a different colored laces. They all glow out and everything like that Warning too much cold play talk. Oh, okay. Oh, that was the queer alert
Starting point is 00:04:36 I thought we had to get rid of that if someone's blowing to someone's but hold that's what makes that noise That would be a open but hole That's what makes that noise. That would be an open butthole. What was that noise though? Who was it? Self-phone going off. That was a mine? Maybe it's mine. Let me turn my phone off.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Yeah, that probably was that. I was vibrating. It was vibrating. Oh, you got an alert. Sorry about that. Was it the queer alert? It was the queer alert. Last night, me and Christine, Christine and I,
Starting point is 00:05:04 went with Lou, DJ DJ Lou and his girlfriend Michelle to see Blue's traveler jewel and train. Okay, it was You're really getting them. I was recognized. I'm on stuff out there. I keep going to concerts where I get recognized less Yesterday I had one one couple and they were like weird about it almost. That weird happened to Coldplay? Coldplay happened to bud. But yeah, this one was significantly lighter on it.
Starting point is 00:05:34 This was a concert of not my demographic at all. Coldplay is a little more like uniform. Do you know what I mean? It's been around for several years. Yeah, but so so was blues traveler. So it's not a blues track. I'm not saying that. I think trains like the big draw train and and jewel and blues traveler. Yeah. No, they all have like a similar fan base for sure, but blues traveler is like a jam band dark blues rock. The other two are contemporary adult. Yeah, but Blue Tribema fits in because of their hits. So they fit right in.
Starting point is 00:06:07 I doubt their set involves any of that. Of course, but Jewel and Trana the same thing. And that is 45 year old women who are ready to cut loose tonight. I mean, the amount of women just in mom clothes at a concert, like just singing to each other. Would you say like as someone They were fucking cutting it up just as bowl hair cuts flopping everywhere as you did ship rock with me for like a half a dozen years Which one skews older?
Starting point is 00:06:36 Which of the that show or or ship rocked? Because it's all eating a lot of eaties bands, you know? Shiprock may skew older. Wow. Yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure, there was more young people there than shiprock's whatever. Yeah, shiprock was rough,
Starting point is 00:06:56 because all the girls that wanted to sleep with me, the girls that I would never have any interest in, there were two decades out of my window. What do I gotta bring Lewis? He just does it. He doesn't care. Yeah. You just set him loose.
Starting point is 00:07:07 He always like, it comes to him once in a while when we're to having conversations on air where he gets to, he's like, oh man, remember the people I've like hooked up with on Shepar on that old lady and then that lady who was like sleeping in a hot tub. It's always just some weird thing. He didn't fuck her while she was sleeping.
Starting point is 00:07:27 I don't think that clear. Yeah, I don't think she was sleeping at all. I'm just more making a joke. You know, cover my ass, extra. Can't go to court now, I said it. But no, yeah, there definitely, like he'll go for it on those two. By the way, there was a time.
Starting point is 00:07:43 If I was like single on ship rocked, like I'd probably go for it with something that would be like, I have kept my delusionally high standards my entire life for no reason. You've never just gotten like polished off by, it's the worst story ever, but when I was a woman, you have no attraction. When I was young, I was a kid, I wanted to try and have sex with 21 women before I turned 21. That was my stupid goal. So at the end, such a garbage person. The last couple were really... I liked to year live your life in like a shitty 80s movie.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Yeah, it was shitty 80s at the time. What do you want me to tell you? 21 starring Ralph Sutton. So I did 21. 21. B. Number four. 21. And it spelled once out. And it's the number of the other time and it's Ralph doing a lot of great bands on
Starting point is 00:08:31 I was gonna say it's Ralph lowering his sunglasses a lot as girls walk by Hell yeah, dude, that is what dreams are made of man now this needs more of an 80s More synth and that's a pretty good synth though. Take your hand with sunglasses on, cruise the boardwalk. Now give me a little fire in the twilight, Wang Chung. That's what I'm thinking more of in Ralph's 80s. We're 21 before 21. Which is too new.
Starting point is 00:08:54 And this time I was already, this is probably 90, right? 89, whatever this is. Ralph was already going for 40 before 40. Yeah, give me a little fucking fire in the trial. That's This is when the breakfast club is running through the hallways Is it is me? Yeah, this is Ralph right now Right now you're seeing a guy getting ready to throw up a beach ball a girl getting her butt like Lociens, yeah, yeah, it's all it's just Ralph turning around and dropping his glasses
Starting point is 00:09:22 Almost as a way to the Danger Zone vibe. Ladies, hello ladies, you're here. I'm 18, and this is how I speak. Would you like to be numbers 19 and 20? It's me, Ralph. I'm 18, and I'm trying to sleep with 21 women before I turn 21. That's me! I'm one women before I turn 21 Not that far off to be honest with you now. I was totally hit Yeah, it's pretty close you in a golf cart and you skid out because you see a pretty girl. I
Starting point is 00:09:55 Love this Your shirts got flamingos all over your dress. I got assholes shorts. I mean, I mean I'm always about shoes with no socks I never wore the shorty shorts never Not even in the 80s. I bet that I'm probably in probably a short sleeve button down shirt and shorty shorts I used to wear the button down shirt open the such a douche bag did you're when your mom was younger you and your brother It's tried to dress you the same even though you got the same even the ridiculous even though I was always at least five inches All day. Yeah, you have to get extra large These petite women's petite because they why are these two idiots dressed the same and the two random children
Starting point is 00:10:28 And you got to go their twins. Everyone goes no, they're not It's not about fire context here. You should know that everyone knows this it's that Ralph is a twin his twin Ralph is six foot five and change and change And his he's means he's going through the change and conditioning His brother Joey is five seven seven. Yeah, and we're born in different years. They're born different years different decades different days Yeah, well because it's a 69 and seven noise. No Who's 69 me? I'm noise. Yeah. And we always do. Yeah, evil Jacob.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Yeah, we always do a happy birthday to meet 11.58 PM. Happy New Year to the world. And happy birthday to my brother, 1202. What a, what a miss your gosh. We've only missed I think three birthdays together on entire lives, not wild. It's gay. It is gay and wild.
Starting point is 00:11:22 It's wild. Not only to live with them. We didn't tell we were 40. We were common low married basically. Fuck yeah, that's what you're like. That's what you're like. 39. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Really? Yeah, we were common low married, the two of us. For sure. We don't see you like twin. Like your brother's never around. Yeah, he never here. Yeah, he was going to come in this week, but he's not coming in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:42 You guys don't talk like run DMC. Were you finished each others? Sentence. Where it's me and Christina, or if you're, if you're, yes, me and you. Me and Christina are super connected. Yeah, we were, like, we went to, we took all the same classes together,
Starting point is 00:11:54 we were a college roommates together. It was weird. You sent it for the same classes and stuff in college? Yeah, I mean, not all, but enough. And then we were roommates together, then we born an apartment together and we lived together two or 39. Doesn't sound weird at all.
Starting point is 00:12:06 So I can bizarre. At 24, we look like two cool brothers at 39. It's like, what the hell's wrong with these guys? Okay, easy. Up 47, and I'm living it still. Okay, well, they're like 60, and they all live together, and they're not twins. That's weird, it is weird.
Starting point is 00:12:20 It is weird. Now I feel, I mean, I don't wanna ever live with anybody again at this point. Not even a girl. I mean, it's hard. You get so used to your ways. Like, you said something to me once in passing about how Christians and I may live with. Well, that's not in passing, that's every day.
Starting point is 00:12:36 You said once, you don't remember the last time you had to put something on TV without figuring out what would work for both of you. You know, not just like if you're both home together, you gotta say, what are we gonna watch? And it's such an infinitesimal thing. But I was like, wow, haven't had to have that even thought. It's a problem cause or constantly. And also the other thing you're leaving out is, what are we gonna eat?
Starting point is 00:12:58 What do you eat? Yeah, all those things are not, nothing, you said both of those things. And I was like, I say both of those things slow, at least five days a week down, two hours a day. Really? I'd say it slows the day,
Starting point is 00:13:14 why don't you, if you do it cumulatively. But couldn't you do it where one of you pick, like you know, you do odds and evens, you get three days, she gets three days or you pick both things. I think horrific choices. She would just make horrific things. Herific choices, she will just make herific choices. And so now, we can do that.
Starting point is 00:13:30 But it's such a stupid thing and I made me think, wow, I don't think I could live with someone because I haven't had to do, that's the smallest thing in the world. And you probably, then you also have no tolerance for it. Yeah, I have no tolerance for it. She's like, you wanna get pizza, huh? I can't do cheese tonight.
Starting point is 00:13:43 What the fuck with you every time every time it's this I don't want any cheese tonight. Here we fucking go. I'm dating a vegan right now And it's enough of a fucking pain of the ass that once a week when you get together. I got to eat a vegan meal piss me off We're the you didn't say she one time in that sentence. Oh, why do you have to gender identify? Is it a man? Why do you have why do you have to put me in a corner? I don't want to I'm not miss I'm not misgend misgendering. I'm not misgendering you Ralph that happened to me By the way in the place where you made fun of me you got misgendered. I got misgendered I'm a man. We were playing paddle tennis your play for plays to make fun of me. Oh, yeah I thought you were a trans woman when you were a panel playing paddle tennis and the guys next
Starting point is 00:14:22 So I said hey dude is this these balls yours and you did you just assigned gender to me or these balls you are said hey dude is these balls you have balls on our court oh no I swear to God I didn't catch the do you know I thought you just said are these balls yours and he was like excuse me my balls I'm forced there by are you generous yes whose balls do you generous? Yes, who's balls do you think you're throwing my body? No, I didn't realize it was I didn't do these balls. Yeah, you're you're signing my gender. I'm like, I don't know man Just take the balls if they yours. I don't know tell you it lady ma'am sir. They them you hell yeah
Starting point is 00:15:02 Oh, look at that Damn the headphones are working. Speaking of which, we might get Joe Perry on SDR shit. That happened today. Oh shit. That's a good one. Only Johnny Depp questions. Do you think he did it? Do you think she's shit in that bed? They were not bad together right? Holly, my vampires. I think they still are. The, what you mean called the mislabeling people? It's so weird that like simply calling them like the right, you can get in trouble for calling someone sir or miss. Do you know what I mean? Depending on, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:15:35 I tried it. If you see a woman, what would look to be like a woman? If you were like this is a biological woman. And they had a beard now from thing. But everything, you know what I'm saying and you go like You have to take like a shot at the dark there. Do you know? I mean it could be a her who wants to now be a him could be a him Must know be a her and there's no room for error there at all It's weird because if you like I thought you were Jewish and you're not
Starting point is 00:16:03 Mm-hmm someone just how now I'm not Jewish. I'm I were Jewish and you're not, someone would just say, no, I'm not Jewish, I'm bubble-baw, whatever, you know, but if you say the wrong pronoun, it's a World War three. It makes no sense. Jules Seng such a great song about this last night. How would a train sound, by the way? Phenomenal. He could still hit all the notes.
Starting point is 00:16:17 What's his, I forget his name. 100% of the notes, Pat Monahan. 100% of the notes. Did they do an Eplen or no? He did dream on though. Oh, that's great. Oh man,. I love them. If so many hits so many hits Christine started to go shun up on meat Virginia. By the way, I'll tell you Christine for sure. I think he's a new guy Christine definitely had a crush on the guitar player and I'll tell you exactly why
Starting point is 00:16:39 What she said about him when he was shredding at one point, she goes, I bet that guy's such a fucking cunt. I don't know. She wants to, why she's there already in her head, they met and like he just kind of scoffed it, you know what I mean? Like she threw herself at him and he was like, yeah, I guess maybe you can suck my dick, lady. But, and he was like, what a cunt. He's such a mean guy.
Starting point is 00:17:00 It just sucks for why do women like that? I don't get it. Women like guys to treat them like shit. I don't get it. Women like guys to treat them like shit. I don't get it. Well, I don't know if that's across the board. Where did you actually like that? It's a good chunk of women want to be treated like. No, I don't know why you think you're saying
Starting point is 00:17:13 like you're two-night. I'm two-night. Women like talented men. But who are actually talented men are, you know, artist men and they have a lot of, you know, stuff. I think before you talk about? I lost a deal with her and Lewis do the same thing start talking. I hope the words start coming out Something's gonna make sense eventually if I just keep bringing word that way she goes a or town people they play things
Starting point is 00:17:43 Train was phenomenal. Uh, Jewel blew me away. With her bonkers? Didn't think, oh, she's still hot. She's still hot. Still got it. 48, where else? There you go. That's age appropriate for you.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Shannon just turned 40. I don't see her anymore. I don't see any of these people anymore. I, um, but what you got? Yeah, Jewel really, like, surprisingly. She did that cool thing a few years ago where she shut up and did a karaoke in the skies. Did you ever see that? Yes, that was great. And she nailed it. And it was fun. I have some notes for her. It was crazy how like I haven't followed jewel. Of course, when she came out, like we all knew her hits.
Starting point is 00:18:18 But she's just been jewel for the last 30 years in performing and playing. So her voice was like amazing. And it was so cool to hear her live and hear what she can do and I listened to her album, I listened to a song on the album earlier today and you can hear like the youth in her voice so much. Does she come out solo in guitar or she got a band band but she plays guitar every song. She's kind of like a Bonnie right now. She's very cowgirl. Can I see, can you throw a picture of 48 year old jewel?
Starting point is 00:18:45 I wonder what this is her doing dancing. Oh wow, she looks great. Yeah, she's like said I was like I couldn't take my eyes off her from when she started She looks great. I would do that 48 be be damned. Oh, yeah, she looks great. I think she sounds great. Yeah good for her now My notes did is that a jam at the end with all the bands? No, she comes out in the middle Popper comes out and does love the one you're with with them in the middle of One of their songs has the same tempo Fuck soul sister. Yes. Yeah, that's what it was He came out and did that and then she comes in the middle of one of their songs and does this
Starting point is 00:19:28 Did you ever drink anyone famous? What No never never okay, why have you not famous? No, it seems like you're asking because you want me to No, just I'm looking at her. I was like I would like to do her and I'm like I've never had to think no No, that's what's why I say is the most impressive thing about Pete Davidson to me is that he's successfully plowing through Hollywood. Exactly that thing we were like,
Starting point is 00:19:53 is it like, would you fuck cake back in his day? I was like, sure I would, but I'd also be like, why is this happening? And it would be so exactly. If I'm just in the situation, like me and Joel hit it off one night and I'm getting ready to fuck Joel I'll never stop going like this is fucking a jewel. It might affect my boner. Maybe she would save your soul It can affect my big enough. They have me on my own head so much
Starting point is 00:20:15 Did you ever think you had a shot with a famous girl? I know I'm trying to get in a Debbie Gibson's pants at one point But I don't think that's happening So ridiculous you thought you could That's where I love about that I'm delusional, I said I'm so fucking delusional That is delusional And I throw every shot I can, who cares? Why can't you get Debbie Gibson? At one point, we talked, we talked about this show
Starting point is 00:20:34 It was NSCR, forget it, where she left me a couple of voicemail messages on Instagram And I was like, well that's not normal for Debbie Gibson to do that to me I was totally normal dude Hop on the phone, leave you a couple verses of Extr-Euse then I had a shot electric You It's this for you. Let's see what she looks like now. She's really good Pretty good. Is that we'll give her I'll give you great. She's older than me. That's very nice of you
Starting point is 00:20:59 She doesn't get that interested me. I thought she was for a half second You thought she was into you. I thought that there was a shot, because I'm fucking stupid. What was your... She... So she started by... She had heard our... I started it. She started it, so she deserved it, my friend.
Starting point is 00:21:16 She started when after we had Tiffany, aren't she reached out and said, I heard your interview Tiffany's great, I'd love to come on. Oh yeah? And then we started talking, then she was leaving me voicemail messages. I'm like, I have a shot with Debbie Gibson. You think she realized, just think she didn't realize that you weren't me?
Starting point is 00:21:29 It's very possible. Maybe that's why, maybe that's why. She's probably super hot for me is what's going on here. That's just like Jacob, like we're trying to work and during his job he's trying to get his prick wet. So maybe she just wants to call it just for business only. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:21:42 We're starting to think that is 100% what it was, but I'm delusional. and you thought you had a shot Whether I throw shots left and right. I don't care. What's gonna happen? I'm still not fucking Debbie Gibson is the end of this story You tried to defend you tried to bang Frazier's daughter. I tried yeah, I tried to bring Frazier daughter and Is that it is that the only one big wish and famous porn stars famous porn stars But sorry, but who's like big chicks. We've had on the show. Not many, you know? Well, we've had many big chicks on the show.
Starting point is 00:22:09 You mean how many big? Yeah, I still start them wise. I still owe Kirby Mary a date. Doesn't happen. You're supposed to go out with her. Remember them. I think she won that thing. I won't end up. I've done it. Oh, why? Because she peed on your table a little bit. Yeah, because you encouraged it. You guys are we doing the show we're not doing the show curvy Mary comes in I'm talking to a boy Lou right now Curvy Mary comes in so she could shoot ping pong balls out of her snout And not only that I'm prepared to watch that so she crams them in and then they're not really firing out She's sort of just like birthing them coming out in a water slide. Well while she's birthing these fucking are just like birthing them. They're coming out in a water slide.
Starting point is 00:22:42 But while she's birthing these fucking plastic ping pong balls, they're coming out yellow. They're not coming out yellow, they're coming out white, but they're being followed every time by just running tears of piss. And I'm trying to stop it and change. It's like, you got another couple in you. And then yeah, Ralph's like, okay, that's good.
Starting point is 00:23:02 I go, Ralph, but we bought three packs of three. And and I just kept handing her one and she would put it in and then proceed to piss all over the table Some more and then you put another one and piss on the table and now we have a new table of guest digital good to that Two were two tables removed from that That one was so bad the other one was still haunted Now we said we're gonna start doing We'll bring it back to my house for weeks and weeks so we can do once a month. Yeah, once a month so we can go ham on it. Get back to the roots, dude. We mean Ralph will measure our loads. That was a good old days.
Starting point is 00:23:37 We're gonna get Christina off the wagon. Those are some crazy nights, Christine, back in the day. Really wild. I mean, some of them stuff on SDR show, you're like, I'm not supposed to do that. We did a lot of crazy things on that show. We had to go down on a girl contest. That's nuts. I won. You did win.
Starting point is 00:23:56 I did. Christine subbed in. Yeah, that was also not fair. Now it was a group effort versus solo idiot Ralph. She didn't do anything. She just didn't make sure it was all on the up and up. But, uh, I you were making out with her. I eat pussy better in Christine though. Fo show. Yeah, I've been doing it longer. Yeah. And better.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Even if it was less time, it'd be better. Still better. Still probably. We can't have a dick second contest. Oh, I wonder, uh, we can't. We can't have a dick second contest. Oh, I wonder, uh, we can't. You mean you won't. You won't. Uh, no, I won't. I bet I'd be so good at it though. Could I suck one dick just to prove how good I'd be at it?
Starting point is 00:24:35 To completion? Well, how's it going to show that? Good, I have it. I mean, I put a, on SDR, I put a penis in my mouth, but it was sheathed. What do you think world? Just a proof I'd be fucking phenomenal at it, but not Yeah, I
Starting point is 00:24:52 Have to forget I'd have to get my mind the problem is while I think I'd be great at it What I couldn't get over is the mental blockage it have to be a deal doing it I wouldn't do good at it because I'd be like oh fuck I gave oh god No, I can't do it, but I was like if I was into giving a blowjob. I think I give us You probably freak out as soon as it started getting hard It was bouncing in front of my face. I'd probably be like okay. All right Even if you could mentally get into just the guy going. Yeah, I'm gonna write. Oh Or he goes it's about to happen.
Starting point is 00:25:27 He's tapping me on the head like water. Oh, oh, go, go, go. He's a, try the warn you baby. Don't call me baby. You're, you're dick in the mouth. Verbid is very good. Yeah, yeah. I do a good impression of talking with a cock in your house.
Starting point is 00:25:48 And I know that's pretty thing in it. I just fear this pace would take up. Be there. I don't know. I'm gonna go for a car. That's pretty good. Yeah. Pretty accurate.
Starting point is 00:25:55 We really know exactly what I said, but you get sort of the point. So Jewel came out, rocked our world. She had me so entranced, we also took a small amount, we took the micro dose mushroom and, and the jewel hits a note at the end of foolish game. This made Christine left so hard. She's no one to really notice. Thank God. But I don't think Lou called it at all. But at the end, she hits that really long. I don't know the song very well. I just know the core. How it goes. You goes. That also like wasn't the song. That was like a rendition of it.
Starting point is 00:26:27 That's a little heartier. Sure, but she did as big. I don't know, Christine went so deep on June. She knows oh, hearty mix. Oh, that was the hearty mix from 2016. What have that note is she's coming to avoid her lip vibrating and and she She says one more word after that and I thought those the end of the song and I just confidently went like
Starting point is 00:26:55 And I took about like six claps and then went oh shit nobody else's clap and then she had like two more sentences though And then she had like two more sentences though. I blew her. I really didn't even die laughing. Lou was clutching his hat on this song. Yeah, always shit. Is this it from last night? No. She's great looking.
Starting point is 00:27:13 And she can sing. Yeah. Right there. Is that where you clapped in the right? Huh. It's a little sad. Is that reclapped in white? Ha! It's a little bit... The hell is that? She's stroking?
Starting point is 00:27:35 Yeah, I just clapped. There. Way before this. Uh-huh. No, no, no. At the high note, is in your clap. At the end of the note, the long note. Right, right, no. At the high note is when you clap. At the end of the note, the long note. Right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Yeah. It's a bit of a shy. It's a bit of a shy. It's just a different version of the song. Well, she's winging it. Look at those woppers, though. My other note, yeah. She girls got some hangers.
Starting point is 00:27:55 No one's always arguing that. Years ago, I had Skid Row on my old radio show, and they had a new album. I was bullshitting. With Sebastian Bach. No, still with Fawkes Sebastian Bach. I wonder what his name was. I forgot Johnny Solinger. It was Bach? No, still with the books. Sebastian Bach, whatever his name was. I forgot Johnny Solinger, who was the guy
Starting point is 00:28:07 that was like, the guy who was in for a long time. And it was just, I think it was Dave that was on the show, where I was talking about how great the new album is, I love it so much. It's just lying, I didn't even hear it yet. And we played the single, and it had a false ending. And I didn't know. So coming, I was like, that's such a good,
Starting point is 00:28:22 and then it came back again. And he goes, you listen to it a lot, huh? I don't really, felt like such a douchebag. It was clearly lying. They never heard the song That's the worst I I'm gonna retract what I just said before and say Sebastian Bach. I Will I will give you an opportunity to blow up those Sebastian Bach that would bring us back into the mix away I don't want to go as yeah You really take it all in. It's my now my Sebastian box from a little bit of my Justin silver. Also, it's confusing because I was doing a gay thing in Sebastian Bach, which could also be Justin.
Starting point is 00:28:57 I also took Cory Feldman. It's also my course. A lot of crossover there. I'm working with my Cory Feldman. I was trying to change, man. I'm really, whoa, trying to get a little more, trying to get a little more of a beefier beefier. If Sebastian said, look, if Jay apologizes to me for making the joke, I'll apologize to him for overreacting. No, you wouldn't do it. No.
Starting point is 00:29:18 I am on your side, I'm just curious. I don't have to apologize for making a fucking joke. Here's a podcast for being a fucking lady boy and fucking running off the show. Does it still sit with you at all? Yes. What was the joke? Would you do the personal-
Starting point is 00:29:31 Rob Halford doesn't do any kind of training for his voice or Warren for his voice and still can hit those notes every day. I said, maybe it's something gay. He doesn't want to tell you like gargling jizz or something. And he just shut off immediately. He walked immediately. Rob Halford seemed to enjoy it. Yeah. Rob Halford has a great sense of him.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Oh, but he accurately, by the way, he had some notes also. And it was that he swallows. He doesn't gargle. Yeah. And that was fair. I never saw you so nervous in my life as prepping to tell Rob Halford the joke. You were sweating on that episode. Yeah, but I was playing it up a little bit. But like it was definitely a, no, I did think he was going, you know what it was?
Starting point is 00:30:12 By the time I did it though, I had so much, like I think Florentine and a few people, both told me they were like, cause they saw the article and stuff and they were like, he's gonna like, like he'll think that's funny. He's like, Rob Halford's great. He's like, he's not, and they were like, out of it, he's gonna like, like he'll think that's funny. It's like Rob Halford's great. He's like, he's not,
Starting point is 00:30:26 he's like, and they all also said, like, Sebastian Bucks, a fucking jerk off. So, you guys got his thing. But Joel killed it. Then goes into close with, of course, who will save your soul. Mm-hmm. And then,
Starting point is 00:30:43 she, there I use the term, she Josh Adam Myers, the whole song. She's just scatting around and scutely doing it. And she got into, she started doing a Steven Scott, ask battle with her voice and the guitar player. Oh, no, really? That was embarrassing. I would hate that.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Yeah, she's like, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, and we got beer, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, wee-long, we-long, we-long, we that. Yeah. She's like, we won't we won't be like a Fucking little Eskimo Yodels. Oh, yeah, see what I mean. Oh, yeah. See how that works That's Steven Scott a comedian who we've watched in the show a dozen times his cruise ship act Is he does like voice instrumentalism like like Michael Winslow Oh boy, and he does instruments with reverb. It's not that amazing Like really if if Lou put some reverb on this mug I could make a lot of those those water noises that I was listening to Is that what it was? No, no, no, we don't have I think it has his actual thing, do we?
Starting point is 00:31:45 Here's a new airplane going by. Tee-ee. Is that, that was it? That was Jacob. Oh, that was Jacob. That's Jacob making fun of how easy it is. Oh, Christian, I thought you were bringing up Stephen Scott's thing. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:32:00 When he goes, yeah, he just, it's like that though. He goes to a guitar player and he's like, he's got a flatable guitar like toy and he's like, we're in the guitar player has to do it. And you're like, these musicians have to be like, get the fuck away from you dude. He does a trumpet. It's, and he has a fake, like the fake mute.
Starting point is 00:32:21 It's so, it's so but but he's such a uh, hammy HJ that he goes. Thanks for cleaning it up by the way. It's not this. Uh, yeah. He looks 100 nuts on him. That's Robert. Robert. Fine. No, no, no. You'll see. You'll know when you see it. Swing down faster. Star search. Jesus Christ. He can't hold it. Yeah. Here it is. A voice, instrumental jam. Uh, He might be like 50 or something now. I wanted to be a musician using my imagination and my voice and try and imitate the different drums. And I was like, I
Starting point is 00:32:51 will see we got like a. Always revisit this. And then you had like a snare which like a and I'd be like. You hear a voice was going to on go shut the fuck up your homework Jesus Christ when I was a kid I was an annoying idiot God please please don't stop playing this I'm worried and now I Mean the movements make it even worse, right?
Starting point is 00:33:27 I'm trying to stay out with him, but I didn't have a trumpet, so I just tried to imitate what he was doing. I'm going to be like, on this invisible trumpet, be like, This face is so horrible. Yup. Did you imagine being like, His face is so horrible. Yup. Did you imagine being like, You should put him on ship rocked. Yeah, god damn it, I can't watch anymore. Look at Raype, I got dressed like a Viking.
Starting point is 00:33:54 That's not true. Shiprock wouldn't do that. They might. I don't speak to them anymore, that's weird. Why? I don't know, they don't, they have been asked me to come on. I backed out of the one from, was it a year ago, I guess? And then I never heard from the other. Oh, yeah, you didn't want to go on a super spreader of it.
Starting point is 00:34:10 I didn't want to do it. And then I just haven't heard from the previous one. It was here. But I don't love the new lineup anyway. The headliner's falling in reverse, who I like, but I don't know anyone else on the bill. You don't even know who they already are. I don't, I mean, if you look at that lineup,
Starting point is 00:34:21 I didn't know, I mean, I'm not as hip-to new, young rock, but it's all bands I've never heard of. Yeah, I don't I mean if you look at that lineup. I didn't know I mean I'm not as hip-to new young rock But it's all bands. I've never heard of hmm. Yeah, I don't know I'm sure they'll be on STR so what happened to your zombie one Did I get canceled? Oh, yeah, it's moved the next year That was a new a ship rocked this this is you look at the lineup. It's gonna be saying I never heard of most of the That pools like fucking COVID soup. Okay, you go Jay. What do you know in that list? Fong reverse parkly drive no idea now in a alphabetical order Aaron Jones no idea bad homins nothing bones UK nothing Broken love nope dropout kings drugs fame on fire. They might as well. I heard of them
Starting point is 00:35:03 You what fame on fire has been on SDR, heard of them. You what? Fade on fire has been on SDR, so I know them. They have. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Grandson. Lilith Zarr. Motionless and what have heard of. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Non-point have heard of. Of course. Nothing more I've heard of. Yeah, yeah, you have. Nova twins, no idea. Red suit, red jumpsuit apparatus. I think I've heard of skill. What I've heard of Suicide tendencies obviously wage war wargasm
Starting point is 00:35:31 0 9 36. I mean mostly not knowledge don't know You know what it is man, and this sort of the thing you feel too and by the way, I'll do I'm sure I'll do some sort of a cruise ship event again in my life never a vacation. No, but Some sort of cruise ship thing. I'm sure I'll do another charted Mm-hmm be it some practical chokers one of the rock ones. Oh, I think I'm doing. Yeah, I'm doing well Rob's on beat again but like I think the big and Rob's on be there. I say we'll never set foot on that boat probably not I believe he will be taking right to the island to play and then get the fuck out of dodge.
Starting point is 00:36:08 He's not gonna hang like this. And that's what I think it is. I think the, actually the big acts that would sell out like a still can do like a theater tour or something like that. They're like, I don't wanna be on a boat. Yeah, the kids does that. They got, they show up at the island, they perform and they're not on the boat.
Starting point is 00:36:23 But now I think they're on the boat more. By first couple of ones. They weren't on the boat at all Oh really? Yeah, I think they have to be on the boat. Yeah, but dude cruise ships blow I don't enjoy it Christine you're making a face you love it Yeah, I like it. I like being out in the middle of the water. I'd rather go somewhere cool I'd love to be on like a yacht. I wish I had friend with a yacht, but I mean that many friends with yachts If you gave me an option to go to like sorry princess I'd rather go to Bermuda for a weekend then go on a cruise ship to Jamaica or whatever it is
Starting point is 00:36:56 That's in my head. Yeah, I like being out on the water. I do enjoy that Well call your friend with the boat. Yeah, it's on the water though, but it's just like, you go to the buffet or you can sit at the restaurant where they basically bring you the buffet. They just get the buffet for you. And the food's never great. It goes from not bad to terrible. Well, the first one we ever do.
Starting point is 00:37:20 Terrible, was horrific. But I mean, even the best meals are like, I messed up that. She cruise lines. Should be ashamed of yourselves. yourselves it was wretched I don't know how they function your french fries weren't good that's wild we were upset when we had to eat yeah when we was like oh man I'm hungry Dave Smith that was a funny fuck I'm hungry I have to go do maybe the salt the butter to butter bread and then also after 10 o'clock, there was no food.
Starting point is 00:37:46 So everyone was hoarding hot dogs. And people in French fries. It was really weird. The first one was horrible. And it was so bad. It was only on MSC, after that they got better with the food, for sure. It's better, but it's still just like what it is. Yeah, I think all cruise ships are what it is.
Starting point is 00:38:00 I didn't do that. It's like festival food. It's never gonna be great. We're making fast, you have to make it fast for a lot of people. So yeah, totally. If you saw what I'm making it back, I bet it would bum you out. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Like the spaghetti fat. You know what I mean? Just stirring something in a big, especially me on the make it for prison. Like yeah, like prison food. I'm such a food pre-Madonna. It's like very hard for me. Oh yeah, I'm so fancy.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Do you have a mushroom, balsamic reddish? I need a regu of something for God's sake. You're opening restaurants now. Yeah, and in September we're opening a... Plug it, dude. The Good Sugar Restaurant, which is part of the Good Sugar podcast, is opening, first week of September on 3rd Avenue. And 69th Street, it's all vegan but not raw.
Starting point is 00:38:42 I'm not vegan, but it's good food markets. Put the guy you're dating is vegan but not raw, I'm not vegan, but it's good food markets. But the guy you're dating is vegan. The guy I'm dating is vegan. And he started juice press and those are, there's like 90 locations of juice press he used to work there. And now we're opening this.
Starting point is 00:38:53 You're dating a guy from juice press? Yeah, well, it's high, how do you think I can afford my lifestyle? Ooh, moving on up. Talking about giving great below jobs, I'm sorry. Did that shit? There's no problem. Is that what you call as come the good sugar?
Starting point is 00:39:03 Good sugar. Yeah. Get it. I'm working on my get it jokes. that shit, there's no problem. Is that what you call as come the good sugar? Good sugar. Yeah. I'm working on my get it jokes. So anyway, I blew straveler by the way, regardless to say always fucking murder it. John Popper, I don't know how you could become a master at the harmonica, the only instrument you could buy at your school's book fair and yet he does things whether it seemed impossible it's fucking. Do you ever try
Starting point is 00:39:30 playing harmonica? I could take it for five minutes or so. Of course. I can play. Oh yeah. Oh Christine give Ralph little good steam is Scott going into the We has the band going that's the man. We start to clap it over his head. I Know we're jumping around a little bit, but I'm describing this concert of it This is still a jeweled the interesting jaw satin buyers her thing. The Josh do that a lot too. I don't I'm not No, no, no, I'm saying more. He was she was just kind of going around like working like all right you got it all ready. Oh my god I hated it already so much. Oh. Oh god I was like I went to fucking Juliard you jackass. Oh
Starting point is 00:40:31 I was like I went to fucking julie argued jackass. Yes, everyone's fake and none of them are into it. Oh my god I mean at least Oh, he's he's commenting the condescending nature of Actually, oh you're doing it now. Hey not bad there Charlie. He should have gotten a fucking Reckon that guitar. Oh Oh, no, come on So we should have pushed him off the boat. He also just like that's a hard one. Now if you could do that one. So much to push them off the boat.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Yeah, that was really a bit... Has anybody gone off the side of a ship rock? Yeah, happened one year. They banned Jumpdoth because they thought it would be fun. They jumped off as it was pulling in. They jumped off the boat. Did they get in trouble? They got in trouble.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Yeah, I think they got left in port. Really? Yeah, three years ago. They had to get home themselves. Yeah, yeah. I don't think ever in the history of the 10 years that we were all, I mean, I was on 10 to the Uron 7, right?
Starting point is 00:41:37 What band was it? I don't remember. It was one of the smaller bands, but never once. Three days, three days, three days, three days. Never once has it came back with the same amount of people it's sort of with. people get left at port for something every year Really every year it's never never not happened. Why doing something stupid? You don't know any drug trying to get it. It's drugs. One was a big one jumping off the boats another one getting to a fight
Starting point is 00:41:59 Not being allowed to do it through costumes a bunch of shit every year was something different damn that would suck Yeah in the middle of thing like actually you have to stay in Kazumel People through costumes, a bunch of shit, every year was something different. Damn, that would suck. In the middle of the thing, like, actually you have to stay in Kazumel. What? No, you're here, live with the parents or whatever happens in Kazumel. I think the ports you get off at ship,
Starting point is 00:42:16 but that's the problem, though. Exactly the same. Yeah, you wanna go see what senior frogs looks like in Mexico? I'll give you a hint. It looks exactly the same It's every other one. Yeah Done a thing where you like go to Jamaica and get one of those houses that go out to the beach
Starting point is 00:42:32 I'm sure if I did something like that I'd be like fuck a cruise This is just we did that with the guest digital team. It was 18 of us. It was great I thought I was gonna fucking hate it. I loved it. Yeah, so I was gonna hit it with the staff for a week. I was like, I'm gonna kill somebody, but it was actually really nice. It was fun. We're gonna do it again next year for sure. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:51 And we may do it to expand to include hosting stuff. Oh, what do I owe the honor? Maybe. I thought it should expand to include your skankfest friends, Christine and React. Yeah, maybe that, at least that, yeah. that would be nice. Yeah, that would be nice. And you know the load bearing wall Network is coming
Starting point is 00:43:15 The load bearing wall Lewis is load bearing That's what my gay porn name would be if I was stuck on that grey cock, load bearing. Nothing? Eh. That's alright. I was mis-missed Coco nuts. Your porn name?
Starting point is 00:43:32 My porn name was a trans black woman mis-coco nuts. Oh, I like that. Coco nuts. Load bearing? That's not bad. I'm a bear. I'm also a bear. That's true.
Starting point is 00:43:43 If I was a bear. If I was a bear. The double double meaning I give it to you. Come on, load bearing. Somebody crashed the car. I'm sorry, so insurance house, super hilarious. My apologies. Shut the fuck up. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Evil Jacob. And by the way, the train was they, were they exponentially better? Was everybody great? Everybody was great, but train came out. And right away, man, they just killed it. They opened the head. really better was everybody great everybody was great but train came out and uh... right away man they just killed it
Starting point is 00:44:08 the open with the head he's odd looking he looks like somebody shrinky dinks Jason baby like someone put Jason baby in front of a fire for too long and he shrunk down he's got to be older too now he had been in 60s right now he's 53 oh really? oh my god i really judge that wrong. I'm basically 53. Basically, but you can't sing like that, dude. Oh, you don't know for sure. He's got go ahead hit a dog of your chance right now. What's your favorite song? Calling all angels?
Starting point is 00:44:36 Train came on and We when we were in our seats. This is where these two fat horrible Ladies sitting next to us. Mm- us. They were the two aisle seats, and then it was the four of us. And we came in and during like Blue Traveler, Jewel, they, if we went out to go smoke or came back, they would just kind of move. When train was on, and we came back from getting water Mm-hmm. What's getting water and two of us came back and she was filming I mean and staring through Pat Monahan
Starting point is 00:45:13 She gave us an actual like oh for god's sake come on Really yeah, we're moving. I was like who bitch. I almost slapped fucking phone out of her hand Christine would never do that. She's a pussy. Well, you know that I'm a plus two. We talked about that, but where was it? PNC. It's only six people in the row. You're up in the front. It wasn't only six in the row, but it was... Oh, you were the four to the... Yeah, we were third, fourth, fifth. I got hit. They were first and second. We were pretty close up to the front that we're off. I will say. Yeah, Jay Zeez were impeccable really close as I've ever been. Seven throw. Piazzin. Yeah. Yeah, it was nice.
Starting point is 00:45:52 Look at this. You can see how short Pat Monahan is. Christine could fucking squirt in her chair over this. The guitar. The whole country guitar player. You know, she's so attractive. She loves her guitar player. It's country. I know one thing about Christine at his Because we were what it was it was at his sexiest moment. He was shredding And she was like a such a fucking It was such a stain that I knew for sure. Is it mainly guitars or if you see like a phenomenal I don't know chef or flute player or is it guitarist? He just looks like a cut
Starting point is 00:46:23 She was in is it good looking? sure I looks like a cut. She was in. Is it good looking? Sure. I would fuck all of that. Well, easy. She would have thought. Yeah, really if you're good at anything, I'm like, oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:34 So attractive. Unfortunately for Christine, if I were lucky for Christine, I'm not gay because all these guys, she likes, I could definitely suck them off better. I'm sure, but we'll never find out for soon. At least not on the radio. We'll never find out for soon. I've also, last night, a mushroom realization that I think I'm sure but we'll never find out for some at least not on the radio never find out for certain I've also a last night a mushroom realization that I think I'm going to put in the action Christine's not going to do it but I'm going to I might
Starting point is 00:46:53 change my last name legal either zombie like Rob Zombie so big J zombie big J zombie my daughter will be Isabella zombie are you going gonna have to change all your social media? No, here's what's really funny about it to me. Oh, Christine Marie zombie and was very funny to me is that I will not change any Thing ultimately just that when I'm legally signing things legally big J zombie My tombstone when I die will say zombie real big with big J. I think of it I find hilariously funny and also I think I should at that point if I do that Should be able to go to rob zombies house and just stay like I'm family just a pony up zombie
Starting point is 00:47:36 Yeah, where the zombies were these co-zombies dude. What do you mean? He can't stay for Thanksgiving fuck you different me rob zombie Yeah Several times it's never been nice to me. He's never been nice to me ever can't stay for Thanksgiving. Fuck you. Did you ever meet Rob Zombie? Uh, yeah. Several times. It's never been nice to me. He's never been nice to me ever. He's never been mean to me. No, neither.
Starting point is 00:47:52 He's cordial. He's been cordial. He is dismissive to say the least. He's not interested. And I think we'd be such great friends. Maybe once you change your name, I'll respect you more. Oh, I'm definitely going to his radar more. How about that fuck face? And then
Starting point is 00:48:07 you're not so unique conversation about horror. Yeah, big J. Zombie. Now what do you want to talk about? Now what? Now he's gonna go like, well the creature is a black lagoon. I go, it's like two old horror. Never mind. I'm sorry. We don't have to become friends. I don't want to talk about your old stupid black and white horror. Bell, a go see fuck off you grandpa. I didn't know this, that white zombie is considered the first zombie movie. There's a movie called White Zombie that came out in like the ninth, ninth, ninth, and you can or something.
Starting point is 00:48:31 I don't wear. I didn't know that. You knew that, you really legit knew that. I didn't know it was the first horror. A zombie movie ever, but I knew White Zombie was a movie. I didn't know that. Because it was a, it's also on James, not James, Kirk Hammett's guitar.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Oh, it's got a way zombie guitar. Never knew it. Found out literally yesterday. Well, while you were researching, you're just looking up random browser. No, you know, I heard about you. Well, you're looking up fun facts. Me and Christina out here thinking about making a difference.
Starting point is 00:48:55 And once you said you were going to change your name to zombie, I'm like, I need to know everything about zombie. Do you want to do it too? No. Ralph Zombie. Ralph Frankenstein, man. Ralph zombies, maybe the funniest of all of them so far Ralph Alan zombie Oh
Starting point is 00:49:08 Razz Ralph Alan zombie chasing Michael zombie The middle name's great DJ Lou zombie DJ Lou zombie sounds like a real DJ name Right I mean I'd go see DJ Lou zombie But legally his full name will be Louis J. Luzonby how about my real name Louis Peter zombie Louis Peter zombie love you I don't mind that
Starting point is 00:49:32 What's wrong Christine did you just get grossed out of the milleem's Peter no I just got I was like Louis Peter and I was like oh his name is Lewis saying is that the Peter's for somebody What you're meant only name Peter's not for somebody, meaning like you were named after someone. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm good. It's a bit weird. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, but you're middle name's for someone. Yeah, but you say it's named after somebody for somebody. Sounds like he did it because he fell in love with someone. Yeah. Well, I'm just saying Peter is an odd middle name. Oh, okay. Mine is named after my grandfather.
Starting point is 00:50:06 I don't know how many Peter's I've seen as a middle name. It's an Irish Catholic name. Is a middle name you've heard it a lot? No. I've heard it as a first name, a zillion times obviously, but never as a middle. Jason Peter Overson. First of all, Peter means dick if you rule if you rule if you know that
Starting point is 00:50:28 Not you I'm not gonna call you DJ Lou dick whiskey But probably should have so people realize that whiskey's not a nickname. It's your actual last name It's true. I can't be on many people are just finding that out. It's probably why I know it's been barred your house Stuff yet how complicated is the renaming process that Did you look in Twitter or just right now it's an idea? Ralph, I was on mushrooms, I was driving home last night, and then looking at all the legalities and the ins and outs and the hoopla's. Because I told you, I found out you can't just change a license plate to something pornographic
Starting point is 00:50:57 or silly, they won't you do that anymore. You can make it silly. Not if it's sexual and of any kind. To camp you. No. And there's a lot of restrictions now, but I don't know about naming, but I can't call another guy, I can chain him into Ralph Fuck face. I don't know if I could.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Could you do 6969, 6969? I don't know. You think? I mean, you know what it means, but like... What does it mean then? Uh, it's when, oh sorry, it's not just getting your dick sucked, dude. It's also eating pussy. Oh shit, I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:51:22 At the same time. That sounds sexy. You like 69? No, I'm too big for it. I'm too shit. I didn't know that at the same time. That sounds sexy. You look 69 No, I'm too big for it. I'm too tall. It doesn't ever work out right then the vagina is too far away from me. Oh, you look 69 It's too far and it does something about it also feels childish You know, it's like the first thing you do when you're starting to have sex it does feel childish I'd rather 69 than just get blown and not really anything It does feel childish. I'd rather 69 than just get blown and not really anything Because you have a lot of them doing it. No, just getting blown and not doing anything makes me feel like that
Starting point is 00:51:49 You know, it's really what do I do with my hands and my face and I point to it and smile But if I could put if I got you know if I'm wearing someone's box like a fucking gas mask I find it harder to enjoy the blowjob if I'm concentrating on looking the sniss Can't focus on both of them. No, I'd rather just be an embracing the moment. You can't walk into your bubblegum. I cannot Come on, I do feel childish doing a 69 though does feel childish No, I also also because they're faces buried in your door They can't hear when you're doing when you're doing like this You can't hear when you're doing like this. Every bit of it. No probably would hate if a girl just came over to blow you and leave you would feel
Starting point is 00:52:48 Super uncomfortable because you need to make that girl so she wants something from me Like there was something she wanted from me. I'm like, what is this? Oh, there's a trick. There's trickery of foot is being filmed There's something I would be like yeah, I'm supposed to suck you Jack for an hour Well, we know if it happened it wasn't Christine when she's supposed to suck you Jack for an hour. Well, we know if it happened it wasn't Christine which is supposed to suck my dick for an hour Let's take our first break last fly in the fuck by Time flies when you're having fun talking about training jewel and dark bearing You love Rob Zombie We all miss all Rob Zombie together too low and then we got rained out. Jones Beach, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie.
Starting point is 00:53:25 I got to do interview him at one of the big like, Fests when he was there. Oh, it was Ossfest, when he played Ossfest. That's where I got to interview him. That was years ago. I interviewed him on Mayhem Fest. I've talked to him when I was on Mayhem Fest with him many times.
Starting point is 00:53:37 And each time he just goes like this, like, just kind of like, yeah. He's always cordial. He says good luck. A lot of sentences from you. One for me, I'm gonna walk away A lot of you little bit of me and we're out. He wants to get past it everybody I am gonna be on Berkreicher's fully loaded festival tour that is starting
Starting point is 00:53:57 Yes, Thursday Thursday through Sunday and then the following Thursday through Sunday I don't remember the names of the cities at all. Some of them are sold out, but there are tickets available for some. Still, so go on the Fully Loaded Festival tour. You can go to bigjcomedy.com and check for tickets there. Right, this got links to the Fully Loaded on that too.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Right, yeah. After that, I've got a Brick City Comedy Club at Oklahoma's Not Tulsa. I apologize, everybody. It was Tulsa. They changed it to brick city It wasn't changed in my calendar properly. So brick city and then Albany, New York Might be moving a week early There's a whole jumble jambal going around because I got to go to just for laughs festival
Starting point is 00:54:42 Well, I'm actually hosting the nasty show this year The big theater up there. I'll be hosting that Josh Edom Myers Bobby Kelly on that's gonna be a lot of fun Yomini Cassandas for tickets. No tour dates go to bigj comedy calm dance odor of course dance odor calm He isn't so ho theater this whole week London England get your uncircumcised dongers out there, and of course Ralph Working with me every week on the SDR show guest digital network. And of course Ralph, working with me every week on the SDR show, Gast Digital Network, and of course, his good sugar podcast,
Starting point is 00:55:10 and the good sugar restaurant coming out now. And also remember July 30th, I forgot to mention this, I'm gonna be hosting... The anti-June team, anti-June team, July 30th, Stone Temple Pilots, Kings X, Stephen Adler, Zero Two Charity Event, Zero Two, Zero two be there. It's for the David Z.
Starting point is 00:55:26 David Z Foundation. And July 30th in Long Island at the Paramount. I'll be hosting. I think J. Everyone's coming. I'm trying to, I think I'm off. So I'm coming. If I'm home, if there's nothing I'm missing there, I'm coming to that.
Starting point is 00:55:37 That's gonna be your boys, dude. I think Joey and Paul, you're gonna play with us. Yeah, they're gonna play. There's another bass player coming in. Yeah, that's gonna be wild. It'll be great night. It's gonna be phenomenal. Make sure you check that out too. Bonfire merch available at thebonfiremarch.com. Listen to our podcast. We'll be right back everybody. It's the bonfire.
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