The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Basement Bachelor Pad

Episode Date: January 2, 2025

Bobby's son Max misbehaves and his parents reward him with a basement apartment. Jay thinks that Bobby is giving his child too much freedom to get into trouble. Max is gifted with much more than a stud palace. Bob needs to monitor his sons phone and internet for inappropriate content. The family discovers that there is a haunted secret in the back yard of their new house. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Put that on He's like that. Hey, there's still ways for you People don't know that Lou doesn't turn the mics on until Jay slowly puts his headphones on I've sat here for a minute with my headphones on. I did very dramatic. I put it on very dramatic. You give it a subtle look. It's like, guys, it's time to ride. Yeah.

And then Lou looks at me like, I can't yet. And then he looks at Jay, I can do it now. I give Jacob eyes that says, settle up. We ride. We ride in one minute. I'm a little mad at you. Me? I love that you say that. It makes me not mad at you. Me? I love that you say that. It makes me not mad at you.

What happened? You're so adorable. How could Christine ever get mad at you? Is it because I was just telling you off air that you're letting your son rule your household? First of all, the key word is off air. OK. Second off.

Oh, I put the headphones on to get Lou excited to start the show because I was going gonna mention this No, bro. First of all, he does not run my household you miss dominate your house. No, he does not buddy We had a cut. I'm so this is why this comes up you were telling me And we could talk about your home right your house Yeah, we have a new house I have new house and I actually have something I'm gonna tell you about my new house We are that's going to flip you out secret Jack room Well, you have a new house. I have a new house, and I actually have something I'm gonna tell you about my new house. Yeah? That's going to flip you out.

Secret Jack room? No. Last guy killed his wife there? Dude, it's gonna flip you out. Okay, well don't tell me yet. I won't tell you yet, because we have a radio show to do. We have a radio show to do,

so we have to build tension, that's good. But dude, it's going. He goes, none of this matters, what I'm about to say, because the house is haunted. It's gonna flip you out, and somebody in this room already knows about house is haunted. It's going to flip you out. And somebody in the room already knows about it, but just skimmed over it. OK.

And then Jacob knows about it because I told him today, but I will flip you out. Now back to Max. He does not rule my house. He dominates it. He owns it. Can I say this? You should put a prince's crown on him.

I want to say prince, prince, not princess. A prince's crown. I thought you not princess. A prince's crown. I thought you said princess. Listen, first of all, he was sick. You know, he had a cold or whatever. Yesterday was a hard day, hard day. He had to go, he got into a play. He got into whatever the fuck the play is.

It was a hard day, realizing your sexuality at that young age? No, he got Mr. Martini in It's a Wonderful Life. I think that's it. He's in the play, he's got lines, all that. He auditioned, it's great, right? So he had to go to rehearsal yesterday. And you know that shit's grueling after a long day. And he was sick. He was like, I'm gonna go, but it's, I go, you go today, dude. I'll let you stay home tomorrow. Well it's probably, and then today you probably had to wake up and what, you wanted to go back to work at the factory like that, dude?

After just coming off of sickness and being in a play practice all day? Here's the thing, he was coughing all night. I cough every day all day. Yeah, because you smoke weed. And cigarettes. And smokes. Here's the thing, he's coughing all night.

You know what I'm saying? And I'm such, I can't sleep because I'm like, is he breathing? I keep waking Donna up, is he breathing? She's like, he's fucking breathing, stop. I'm like, yeah, but he coughed and now, I haven't heard him, I would like tap him. She was getting so mad at me last night.

Can I tell you why he dominated your house? Just in this story right here. Let me just finish this. So this morning, I can let him stay home. Let him have a day off. Let him have a fucking day, who cares? Who cares? This guy's been fucking conjuring up his character

all day yesterday. I do identify with that. What, that you need your time to get in? I understand the process. And you might need some time off afterwards, understood. No, even though you're saying this like this day, it wasn't, and by the way, dare I say Bobby, I'm wondering about the validity of this cough through the night thing because at first when you're like let

Mac stay home today and I was why I said why and you went and it goes I don't know I wish my mom did that for me somebody have off once in a while it didn't have anything to do with like a sickness. And then when I made a face of odd confusion, then it started, well, he's coming, he's got the tail end of something, a sickness. Well, because I didn't give you all the details you needed to me.

I saw your little face. You saw my little face. And then I realized that I didn't give you the details you needed to make your face or not make your face. Right. Can I tell you? So, to deter your face. Can I tell you a face?

I gave you the, hang on, let me finish before you make another face. You're right, apologies. I gave you the details you needed, that he was a little sick, he had a hard day yesterday, he was exhausted. You can't use the hard day, stick with the sick. The hard day of being in a play of a couple lines

It's a wonderful life going to a new school all day and then having to do something after it's done for two hours Mm-hmm, and then going home and doing homework. It's he playing Jimmy Stewart. Why is he doing homework on Sunday? Yes, yes, it was Monday. Yeah, you pothead gotcha. Gotcha. So he did that and I was like He was I was like, you know what let him stay home He's a little sick. He's got this cough. Let him have a day off. Let him chill for a day. I Oh, I think that's a good thing to actually let your kid fuck it Have it called on and ask her if he's a little sick. Don't feed her. I won't I won't feed her Don't feed her. I'm gonna call right now Bobby. I will not feed Don

What do you do Don't feed her. I'm gonna call her right now. Bobby. I will not feed Dawn. There we go. There we go. What'd he do? I didn't do nothing. What'd he do? Get off! Hello? Now listen, you're on the radio, Dawn.

Hi. Let me ask you a question. Was Max sick last night and the day before, and the day before? In bed? Yes. Thank you. Was he, was he coughing all night? And was I annoying you going, is he okay? Is he breathing?

Okay. Goodbye. I love you both. What do you mean by I love you both? And I got a bye. You what? Well, you can't say I love you both and I get a bye you what? We can't say I love you That's a great reason No, I don't want to love you too. I want to love you without the two Goodbye Man listen to him now he's running the car. I'll tell you Total what to say she echoed everything you said, Bobby. Okay.

Let's take this one off the table then. That's a W for Bobby. I'll take the W. Big W? Take the face. I apologize. Face going, look. Nice.

I like it. But I've been holding in a face since we were having our little snack break between shows. You had a face between breaks? I held back a face. since we were having our little snack break between shows. You had a face between breaks? I held back a face because it was a thing. This is another Max Runs the House. Prince Max Dominates. So how come it's not Princess?

No, no, Prince. No, Masculine. This is a, he rules your house with an iron fist. I walked in, because his bathroom was done today finally, so he's still using our bathroom. I walked in, his bathroom was done today finally, she was still using our bathroom. I walked in today, I was, cause I had to go, I was like, dude, let's go. And I walked in on him.

I don't know how to say this, I don't wanna say this in a weird way. He's got a piece. Yeah. Buddy, it's not from my family. Okay. I almost said something to him, like, jeez, I almost went, Jesus Christ.

He got Dawn's dad's dick. Buddy. That's how it happens. Dawn's dad dick Dawn's dad dick. Dawn's dad's dick. That's gonna be your vocal warms every day. Dawn's dad's dick. Dawn's dad's dick. Dawn's dad's dicks. Dawn's dad's dick. Buddy this kid is he's he's a lucky kid. I mean, it's a fucking hanger banger. I almost took a picture of it to bring it in today. I mean, crazy. Just if you keep telling me this, I'm gonna find the reason to brush up against it somehow.

By accident. Buddy, I'll let, dude, we'll go up the lake, you can swim naked when the sun goes down. Oh yeah. I'll be like, hey, let's skinny dip. And then I'll aggressively talk him into it. And then when he drops trout, I'll be like, I was just kidding, dude, pull your pants up, you weirdo.

And then I'll look at Bobby and I'll go, hmm? Don's dad, he'll be like, I was just kidding, dude, pull your pants off, you weirdo. And then I'll look at Bobby and I'll go, hm? Don's dad's dick. Don's dad's dick? That must be Don's dad's dick. That's what you say when you see it. Okay, well listen, then maybe it makes sense. You've seen that penis and now you're like,

well, I must have come to the biggest cock in the house. That's not, it's not the biggest cock of the house. I have a grower, not a shower. I'm just not gonna, I'm not gonna wiggle my dick in front of him and go, this is mine, you know? Well, that's why you let him assert authority throughout the house. What are you talking about? I'm talking about, and I think the crew could support this.

Oh, I hate when you get that. We had a conversation many months ago. Yeah. Not even that many months ago. You were like, we got this new place. You love where it's at. You love the whole thing. We're redoing a couple things.

He goes, the basement, we're going to make Max's love where it's at. You love the whole thing. We're redoing a couple things. He goes, the basement, we're going to make Max's area. You said you were convinced back then. We're going to make a Max area. Bedroom, TV, like kind of living room thing. And I said, that's crazy amount. Too much to give to an 11-year-old, and too much privacy to give to someone that age.

This kid is going to have a problematic thing going on with the internet in your house, and it's gonna get weird, and you can't really observe him enough in that regard. And you went, thought about it. We had a phone conversation next day where you're like, yeah, I thought about it, we'll keep Max upstairs with us,

talk to Don, even if it was a good idea. And then Bobby was like, we're almost done all the renovations in the house. The whole basement is Max's little palace. It's exactly the first thing you described described you said you decided not to do okay hang on hang on Max dominates an entire floor Bobby who pays for the house doesn't get one floor to himself hang on now what we did was first of all All, all, shut your face. Is he Fonzie? He's just staying with you guys.

The only internet that he is allowed to use is YouTube. Gotcha. And I have his YouTube on my thing so I can see. What he looks at on YouTube. And the only thing, cause I told you, he had someone showed him some bad stuff on Safari. Someone showed him. Yes. He didn't, I swear to, I didn't know what it was. And so now, now he actually, you know,

look, he is what he is. He's an 11 year old boy. He looks at girls on the back of motorcycles with their butts hanging out. Sure. And I was like, I'm fine with that. Of course. I don't want porn.

Bobby. I just don't want porn, porn. Porn is coming and you have given him a domain. It sounds like an independent film you're making. I hope that family room down there isn't carpeted or you're gonna have splooge stains everywhere. It is, but we just got a brand new carpet vacuum cleaner. Oh good, good, good. I hope you didn't buy a fuckable couch down there. How fuckable is your couch? Are we talking here? Really? That's no good, dude. You've given him the keys to the cat.

That's scary, dude. That's too much. Can I explain my reasoning of this? You said you changed your mind and then lied to all of us? Our old house was a nice bungalow. No basement, no attic, everything on the, like, you know, like a California little bungalow house, right? So there, it's like we had one TV there, I mean you heard him screaming with his friends

even when he was in his rooms, it was crazy. Now that we have upstairs, downstairs, I wanted upstairs to be adult. Oh, I fully get it now. You're saying him and his friends should be downstairs unsupervised with full internet. Better idea. On full internet. I idea. Not full internet. I wasn't even considering the friends and knowing it's like, dude, we gotta go to fucking Maxie Kelly's house, buddy.

His parents don't give a fuck. They're upstairs arguing in some kind of a fucking Gaelic Boston language to each other. You're fucking cocksucker. You're a fucking queer. Yeah. They're having a fight in the backyard and we're down here fucking hiring prostitutes on my dad's credit card. No, downstairs, first of all, we don't have,

it's downstairs, but you can still, it's like one step and five steps, five steps you're in the basement. Yeah. And his room is right there. And a door? He said to me the other day, he's like, Dad, I can't wait.

I go, what? He goes, my bedroom's on the first floor. I get to sneak girls in my window. And I was like, you're not sneaking anybody into the fucking window. I'm putting alarms on all the windows. He's gonna get bullied into letting his piece of shit friends come in your house,

and they're gonna start stealing stuff at night. Because you've given him complete control over the home. Friends are gonna come fuck at your house. Nobody's fucking shit, ugh. Bobby, that basement, his friends are gonna fuck at your house. Nobody basement. Nobody's fucking shit. Bobby, that basement, his friends are gonna fuck at your house. Nobody's fucking in my house. Absolutely.

They're gonna borrow his basement bedroom. Max Kelly's house is the house you can sneak out and bring friends to this guy's house because he's downstairs. Listen. Looking at Jacob's stoic nod. Because he knows I'm right. He just made me wanna punch a microphone.

I got that story. You gave him too much and I don't understand, like you said, it's only five stairs like that separate No, no, I'm a root ten stairs ten stairs five and five you said Stairs away and a door There's no door. There's no door to the basement There's a door in his bedroom and the basement is open so you can't oh, yes There's no there's not like you can shut the door to the basement

You probably couldn't put anything in front of that you can't know but there's no viewers you can't, there's no, it's not like you can shut the door to the basement. You probably couldn't put anything in front of that door. You can't, no, but there's no, you can't, but here's the thing. So you have- Until he has the five seconds of dad, my privacy speech, where you put a fucking door that only he has the combination to downstairs. It only recognizes his iris. You know what, Max, I'm right. I'm in the basement.

You're right, Max. I should have built you a fucking's stereo laughs in my ears. I can't do it. I can't do it. That's so funny. You're making young father mistakes at 53. Oh, dude. This is the only beauty of having a child 10, 12 years older than any of my friends. Listen, upstairs, okay, so upstairs, I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Oh, dude. This is the only beauty of having a child 10, 12 years older than any of my friends. Listen, upstairs, okay, so upstairs, we got the kitchen, that's the family place, we all gather around, we have a beautiful island, beautiful island in the kitchen, we have a little kitchen table, upstairs, the living room upstairs, 85 inch. Shut up. Shut the fuck up.

Now you're telling me, hold on. Yeah, you'll come up and visual. Now you're telling me there now I get it the Understand what exactly we're describing so what you're actually saying is an unmanned kitchen because that's not where you and dawn are gonna be Hanging in the kitchen. We're in the kitchen. It's upstairs. No no no I understand the kitchens upstairs, but at the end of the night Yeah, when you and dawn go or you're gone and Dawn goes to watch TV in the family room or whatever. Whatever. I'd like to describe my lonely marriage.

Why does nobody, this is Christine too. She's alone. This is Christine too. All right. But when you're home and you're both home, you're not gonna be kicking it in the kitchen. We'll always kick it in the kitchen. Always.

You spend all your downtime in the kitchen. We eat dinner together. Okay. We always have dinner together as a family. And then you wheel a television into there to watch a movie in the kitchen No, we have a living room of yes with with a correct the 85 inch TVs upstairs 100% and that's where you and Dawn are gonna be at the end of the night Yeah, two full floors and what I could only guess is at least 15 stairs Away from your son's 10, but no, but now upstairs from the kitchen. No, it's a split level.

Does he have sound TV? There's 10, there's five, and five, your basement. Okay, so five to the family room? It's a split level ranch. Gotcha. So you go up or you go down, that's it. Understood, gotcha. Fully understand that.

He is, when you guys are in family room, you and Dawn, spending time together, watching a show you want to watch or Yellowstone or whatever? Yeah, sure absolutely Max is ten stairs away and two floors away one floor two floors one floor. How's that possible? Family rooms up here right here ones to the kitchen. No no no no no no you get no you're getting it wrong, okay? You you come in the house you come up the stairs to the door open the door No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no right there, Max's bedroom, to the right is living room, you know, drums, all that shit. In the bathroom. The jerkatorium.

Is in the bathroom. The jerkatorium is in the bathroom. The stripper pole with the shower. And then if you take a left down that hallway, you go to the laundry room, and then there's the garage where the gym was gonna be in the garage. Yeah Now which door is max had a sign that says no panties allowed because I'm curious about that Bobby

You are gonna it's gonna be called fucking bang castle There's a goes dude hit up max Kelly see if you use bang castle His parents are dead asleep upstairs. They both, or they both have tape over their faces. And we could be downstairs doing whatever the fuck we want. I have tape over my face. You did this right before he hits teenager. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because I wanted him...

Get him to lay the land before he can really cause some damage. Understood. I wanted upstairs to be a quiet adult place, like in the walk-in closet. We just made a bedroom into a walk-in closet So it's big right, but it does a chair in there a reading light You can go in there and just chill read a book the basement should just be an uninviting Place to be and his bedroom should have been upstairs now. Here's the thing I fully get from your perspective You guys want to fuck be a little loud in your situation

You could do that and you're not super close to a kid, right? But while you're fucking and he starts learning your rhythms and all I can hear up there whatever is mom dad He dominates the house and you have given him ample space to do nothing but make bad decisions My chest is tightening. Well, you agreed you agreed not three months ago that this would not be the case anymore And you talked to dawn and dawn was like yeah, it's too much to give him you're giving them a lot So what we're supposed to do put him upstairs with us also, if you were like and by the way, it's only gonna be me his home because he's got a

Over 4.0 average and we're sending him off to MIT Training Academy, is not the case. Max is like a kid, he's a dude. He's the kid I was when I was little and that's why I know this problem. He's me. Isabella was not like unique in a sense of like,

she had, you know, there's unique things about her. I don't like that you're politely calling my kid stupid. No, not at all. You said he's like you about her. I don't like that you're politely calling my kid stupid. No, not at all. You said he's like you and me. I don't think we're stupid. I mean, that he's just like, he's a person's person. He's not like a overachiever at this age, which I wasn't either.

I never became an overachiever at all. Isabella was never like straight A student, you know what I mean? She didn't do bad in school ever. I get you, I get ever. She never did bad. It wasn't just like, it wasn't like every year they're talking about her for honor roll or degree or. Max made honor roll last year.

Right, I've done it once in a while too. It wasn't the honor roll. It was most improved or something, right? No, it was called on a roll. That he actually was on a roll. They named a sandwich after him in our local deli. That was called honor roll. Max on a roll. He was like, Don was like, he's got an honor roll. They named a sandwich after him in our local deli. That was called the honor roll. I thought he was a, Don was like, he's gone on a roll.

I'm like, he got on a roll? She said, no, on a roll. Like he was rolling towards good stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's on a roll. I love that. He was the most, he made the most progress in his class last year.

I, can I tell you something? I won most improved student one year because it was so bad one year that this next year We're just like a little easier and I just did the same amount of no work But I want a thing and with the money from that I went and bought my first drum kit Oh ever from building most improved student, but nothing got money from school It was like a thing They took us to the blackest scariest school Martin Luther King High School and they had a ceremony there and they gave me a check

For three hundred dollars shit and my grandmother cashed it and we went and bought drums to the blackest, scariest school, Martin Luther King High School, and they had a ceremony there, and they gave me a check for $300. Shit. And my grandmother cashed it, and we went and bought drums. Max didn't get shit, he got a little piece of paper. Well, I'll tell you this, I deserved it for being in a terrifying school system, but $300 was stiff price to pay,

but I'm saying that's a, I'm just telling you, so it's like he's being like, he's gonna be looked at also as the other kids, like, you don't want to be the fucking... Like, we had a kid, Adam, in our neighborhood, and I felt bad that everyone kind of, like... Plenty of people were nice to this kid because he was a Jewish kid.

I think his parents did all right. And even in our shit neighborhood, like, he just had the toys. You know what I mean? Everyone had a kid like that in their town. And I was actually friends with him But I watched the world around also like lots of people be friends for a little while because he had all the Knight Rider toys Yeah, do you know? I mean he was the first one and you don't want to be it's like he's got like a lot and He hasn't shown like to you. I don't think and listen some crazy amount of like self-control and responsibility

For his age which none of us have. So I'm saying you're giving him a lot of rope to only, you're giving him so much opportunity to hang himself that he probably needs to be guided better before you give him all that rope. He is, he's a great kid. Of course. He's sweet, funny.

He doesn't lie. He has opportunities to lie to me, and he's told me the truth. He told me Christine's no good for me No, he didn't tell me they whispered right in my ear. He didn't know he loves Chris. He said he had a dream He had a dream about Christine. Yeah, like the rest of us and she said she's a real slut You shouldn't be with that very similar to jade the thing she did with me in that basement my dream You don't want to be with her I mean Christine it's big But uh Christine great news show her finally No, he I think he I think he'll be fine down there maybe I think it'd be and you know what it is too

He's what he's like me He doesn't want to be by himself He comes upstairs and hangs with us all the time even he could have been downstairs He comes up hangs with us watches. He wants Even, he could have been downstairs. He comes up, hangs with us, watches. He wants to be with me. So. You're just leaving up, it's like, you're not gonna be able to monitor at all.

It's a split level ranch. I didn't buy a mansion. I'm not saying that though, but you can't monitor at all him being on fucking FaceTimes at two in the morning and three in the morning. He won't do that. He will not do that. I used to use my parents.

When the internet first came out, I was so fast on that AOL 20 hours, you can often get, not often is the wrong word, but I'd say once every couple nights, somebody would exchange phone numbers with you and it was someone pretending or masturbating on the other end, a girl, and you'd get the phone call and then you hang up real quick afterwards. Did you do this, Lou, also? Did you have a couple of just phone call whack-off sessions with a complete, have no idea who they are or anything? I am not gonna rob my son. Oh, fuck you. Well, you just destroyed the entire studio. Sorry.

No, is that that kind of a problem? No. Oh, thank God. So what are you gonna do, make the studio better with water? Zzzzz. Oh Oh my god we're broadcasting finally! We'll fix everything. Sorry Lou. Oh we got a clear signal. Listen. There you go. Hey Lou, a little leaflet for that gallon of water we spilled. You know, while they're cleaning this up, as Bobby mentioned, fantasy, my Christine fantasy. Yeah. And I never, I forgot to bring this up.

I wasn't holding it back, but I distinctly remember that in the fantasy, my penis was huge. Nice. Like much bigger. Because I think psychologically, I know what a size queen she is. Yeah. In the fantasy, it had to be a monster.

Yeah. Penis. She's never. If you want to a monster yeah she's never if you were if you were never achieved her size Queen status yeah but isn't that fascinating what the brain does Bobby yeah it is fascinating like a size Prince Charming still looking for the cock that fits that slipper yeah every night she turned into a fucking pumpkin I couldn't have the fantasy she would have just laughed at me and ran out of the room if it wasn't like this He was regular. No regular. Come on. Hey, come on

but not Christine Fantasy Christine and I mean yeah needed to be a little yeah, that makes sense You got humongous cock because you need to satisfy this woman. I think Here it is. I think what he's going to do, I check his phone frequently and I know I know what to check for. You understand? I know what to look for. I know- Recently deleted.

I know where shit is. And I've confronted him certain things where it's like, hey man, check this out. You know, and he's a guy, I'm sorry. I have a very open relationship with him because I want him to be able to trust me. Trust is the most important thing. I know he's going to fuck up.

You make it sound like you're swingers together. I know, I know. I know he's gonna fuck up. I know he's gonna be in trouble. I just want him to be able to tell me the truth and not worry about me, not fear me. Of course. You know what I mean?

I want him to be able to come to me because I've been through all of it. And as far as I'm concerned, he's 11. He's so far ahead of where I was at 11 as far as life and having people that love him. And he hasn't been in the trouble I've been in. Even in school, there's certain friends, he's kind Oh, sure, yeah. And he hasn't been in the trouble I've been in, even in school, like there's certain friends, he's kind of sad the other day,

because one of his friends kind of treated him like shit, and he was like, you know what I'm saying? He's so far ahead of me. But here's the thing, you were treated like shit at home, and you went out and you did a bunch of terrible things, but like... I just want to be part of a tribe. I wanted people to, I think young men want a tribe. They want to be part of a tribe you have wanted people to I wanted I think young men

Want a tribe they want to belong to something they want to be involved with other? Kids let's convert in the Judaism. No, let's not do that. Okay, not yet I don't mind it Jacob. It was an offer shabbat shalom All my thing is just like if I had I'm putting myself in it I'm taking max out of it And I think me and max have a similar while the guy telling me all this advice has pink fingernails Yes, he has a fucking bare shin on the thing with Who's well adjusted a little red sneaking out of his hat just a little taste

Just a little taste. Please tell taste. Just a little taste. Hey, Jay, please tell me. Please enlighten me. Here's how you raise a man. Enlighten me. Now, Bobby, let me explain how you raise a man. Yes. No, I'm putting myself into it.

And I'm just saying with everything I was given rope for, not that I don't know what the way I was did the extreme thing, because I wasn't really fucking young too much, but I mean, like, definitely snuck out and did some stuff, like, with girls. Definitely went to me. It falls into the girl. I've told the story before, that we met on the internet one night, and me and three of my friends went to,

or two of my friends went to her house. Three of my friends went to her house. And it was a basement it was a basement where she kind of had run of the place it was a teenager we were all teenagers and she had run of the place and she was down there like literally like before we left offered to like let like all of us fuck her and it's just because given that kind of space now that didn't even happen and I didn't have,

but I had a lot of space and everything. Before my grandmother would get home from work, I had girls and these are all coming of age things. For sure. At what age? That was probably like 13, 12 or 13. Look, I know that I'm gonna run into that. I understand that.

I just think to me, the late night is the least time you can get, and they're far away from you. I don't want him to come on my new West Elm coach. I understand that I just think I just need a late night is the least time you can get And they're far away from I don't want him to come on my new West Elm coach understood understood come on the couch downstairs Yeah, yeah make the downstairs couch really fuckable very expensive couch Yeah, it's not gonna be hit till December between every place work. We're four points of cushion meets You should just draw woman's butt cheeks around it points of cushion meets, you should just draw woman's butt cheeks around it. Look, he's gonna, I think he's fine.

He'll be fine. I don't think this is, you're creating a school shooter. I don't wanna make it sound extreme when I'm saying, I'm just saying. You're saying I'm gonna create a jizz factory in my basement. Definitely create a jizz factory. I mean, what the fuck?

No, a jizz factory for sure, and I'm saying, I think the internet, that on, like having that much access to the internet in distance away from you guys. He doesn't. Doesn't. But how so? He has a phone. Right.

He has the TV downstairs. And that's it. The phone's everything. Yeah, but the phone is regulated. I have all the stuff on it. He can't go on the only thing on is YouTube You know you could delete anything he looks up But on YouTube there's nothing on it

Saying if he just goes on Safari on his phone. It's connected to my I own the phone anything he does He sees the search history I can I can see it Yeah, but he could clear his search history. I Mean, yeah, very simple. I'm saying it's very very simple to hide these things I don't know you have the the know the technology as much as you do as I know I do I do know how to find stuff on his phone. I I'm the one who is in charge of checking his phone Make it his downloads what he gets.

I know how to do that. You read his texts to people and stuff? Read all his texts. Soon as he goes to bed. What do you do when you read the texts? How do you do it? What do you mean? What do you do?

You just click texts and look at them? I go through his texts, and if I see somebody at a number I don't know, I go and I read that. Okay. Certain friends I know, you know, I'll be like, I'll read that, make sure there's no inappropriate stuff in there. And that's it.

And when I do- But you know what Lewis just found out? That his son's gay? That his son is gay. No. No, he's been putting this, he said- Max fucked Luke.

No, he's saying it on stage. There's something where there's a button on the text you would never think to push that brings up a drop menu that says recently deleted. And everything you think you've deleted is in there in texts. Yeah, I know that. No, you didn't.

I do know that. And also, on his, like he used to have, you know, Facebook and blah, blah, Facebook and all that stuff, TikTok, all gone. The only thing he uses his phone for, and most of the time around us, is YouTube. And then he has video games, he plays video games.

The video game thing is a little crazy, he's playing with guys like you and me. That is weird. Well, it's just call of duty. Sure, but I'm saying. There's no kids call of duty. Well, I'm worried for you exclusively. Yeah.

I say it's not like bombshell stuff from Max coming your way. It's just that what's gonna hit like a bombshell when you see, because the things you're saying, I don't even say, I'm not even saying it's wrong. I'm saying like, but if you find out, I don't want you to be Emotionally destroyed when you go he fucking uploads and deletes Instagram every night and he's on Instagram chatting with people all night long I wouldn't I would not be

Anything he does look at dude anything he does that's not drugs Sure, robbing people hurting people physically. I don't believe that's the path he's on. I know he's going to fuck up with the web. I know he's going to, you know, talk inappropriate or send stupid things. I'm worried that in those processes, when he does these stupid things, number one, he learns from his mistakes, right? If I come to him and go,

dude, you did this, this is bad, this is why, blah, blah, blah, he understands it. Because a lot of stuff he does doesn't even know what the fuck he's doing. Doesn't even know what it means. So it's my responsibility. I'm actually glad I catch him in these mistakes now as opposed to later.

Of course. Because now I can say, yo, this is fucked up. This is why. You know what I mean? There was a kid doing some swastikas at school. This is why. You know what I mean? There was a kid doing some swastikas at school. No. Didn't know what it was.

Right? All this shit happened. Didn't know what it was. I took Max home that night, talked to him about it. Doesn't even know how to say it. He goes, Dad, let's hit the tattoo shop. I got an idea. But I had to like, I sat down, Don watched, we watched videos with him about

all the stuff that that represents now. And then we watched videos with him of all the stuff that's going on in the world. Where, and I was like, that is a sort of- These guys have a great point. No, no. He was actually- He goes, wait a second. He was actually horrified. Only six million? I know a couple. Here wait a second. He was actually horrified. Only six million? You know, I mean. I know a couple. Here's a tale.

Hey, grab gnome. Hey, there's more, there's more over here. That's terrible, stop it. What, did he's? No, he's not. That Max is a whistleblower on Hiding Jews? No. It's possible, you give him enough rope, Bobby,

he's gonna eventually become a whistleblower for Jews being taken away in the. He didn't understand what that represented, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And now he does, and he knows't understand what that represented. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and now he does and he knows it It's it's horrific stuff. I mean the Nazis really did fuck up a great logo They really did fuck up a really fun thing to draw. I mean wow it is so fun

It's almost as good as the Yankees logo. In fact, if you ever see any of my doodles in my life and you see a square made of four smaller squares in my life and you see a square made of four smaller squares, it's because I had to walk away eventually and had to close up the open edges that swastika I just drew. All you can turn a swastika into is a four pane window. A shitty window that nobody wants. Hey, why'd you just draw a shitty four pane window?

Don't worry about it. But the thing, see you did that. Every kid fucks up with these things. So I'm almost glad that they find worry about it. But the thing, see, you did that. Every kid fucks up with these things. So I'm almost glad that they find out about it. I'm saying, I didn't have, I just didn't have as big a freedom arena as, or what I did, I fucking fucked it. I broke into my grandmother's tenant's room

to steal his porn. I found porn way too young, I'd say, for sure. No porn in my house. And it definitely became a very important thing to me in my life. Right, no porn. He watched a little bit of that. I talked to him about it.

I told him the stuff you're watching is abusive to women. And you said this is the better stuff here? And I showed him, yeah, I showed him the training surprise 17 through 20. This is called ghetto gaggers. This is where they take random women of color and they stick their white cocks down their throats until like a saliva sort of foam starts

building from the back. Pay attention these are real maids yeah these are real maids Max. Max you're gonna see a word here in the subtitles that I put on the closed caption. Gack. Yeah now that is the noise it makes when a person's how do you say mushroom tip hits the reflex. Now you know, Mom, we have a friend over, the word cuck, do you know what that means? No, he's fine, he's fine. But I am 100% gonna run to all this stuff. I told Don the next, I said the next four years,

very important that we are around this kid, doing things with him in his life because if he you teach him how to shoot that's good you're taking him trench coat shopping all this adds up good I think it's gonna be great you let him listen to a bunch of crazy heavy metal and slipknot dude you're one of his favorite people I know it's gonna be great terrible dude I'm telling you I was a good dick joke away from being a school shooter I should have hooked him up with Jacob he'd be a gentleman. Yeah, Jacob. Why don't you teach him how to shave with a brush? Put some brush shaving cream on instead of me over here. I want to say something though. I'm

The the house speaking of the house we live in mm-hmm The house of max The house of Maximus. Of Don's Dick. It should be called Maximus. House Maximus. The house of Maximus. Dude, we, I love my neighborhood. I'm

a ten minute walk away from the most amazing small little town. I can walk down to the train, jump on right to the city. I love the cul-de-sac. I love everything about it I love it. I love it One Latino family moved in now. Oh to

No, I'm kidding. But To I think we moved into the poltergeist house really You're seeing things that the chairs are moving around buddy Really? You're seeing things that the chairs are moving around? Buddy, Christine's the first one to actually figure this out. You think it's the house is settling because Max is non-stop pounding off on his own floor? We moved into where the graveyard used to be.

Oh, is that real? Yeah. They only moved the headstones. They didn't move the bodies. Dude, that whole area... Don't build a pool. ...was a... I was thinking of building a pool.

Do not put a pool in that backyard, dude. Tell you, one bad storm, Max is downstairs in his fucking little, his man cave, and he's counting thunder between lightning strikes. And before you know it, dude, the skeletons are coming up, dressed to the nines. Dude, it... We were in the backyard the other day and there's a beautiful Stone wall from back in the day and over that is just trees behind the house and I'm looking out there, and I'm like what's that and

It was there was oh god. There was cravestones No, yeah You currently in the woods behind the house, but no fence between your behind house and woods. There's a stone wall and I guess when they how high I don't know maybe Waste maybe a little lower than waste so this is like a hop over it and you're in the woods hop over your backyard Yeah, hop over a stone wall woods gravestones yes, that's No, that's that's really I don't I actually had that is this real this is it

It's just in the woods now, dude. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. Dude. That's the that's the woods behind my house. Oh my god You're right max isn't gonna need the fucking basement He's gonna be banging fat goth chicks in these fucking cemetery woods behind your house, buddy I moved in what is that is there a buried house? She's on some other. She's what is that? She's going to fuck it. She's going down a rabbit hole. No, that's a fucking there's a whole house buried underneath Snap that witch out of it. She's in a- Christine. That's not it. Sorry, I've been jabbing Christine lately.

Christine, go to my house. You remember, you're the one who saw this. Oh God, oh Christ. When I go up, go up, right there. No, up one more, up one more. That's as far up as it goes. Okay, right there, right there. This one, right?

I think that's it. Old Katona cemetery. Oh, don't say my town name, you fuck. Said it 11 times on the show I know, but they don't remember oh Yeah, that's behind my house, dude. We should I not tweet this out. No don't I'll tweet your address Oh, yeah, I got your address right here. I already brought Christine Christine broadcasts it and I took a picture with her in front of our place I'm gonna get you on a twice of our cemetery

Why don't you tell me why don't you tell them what the pick for you do every day is let them know our apartment number. Well somebody told me those stone walls that are built up were like to hide for the soldiers. No, no, no, no, no, no, those are, those are, no, when they had, that's farmland. So when they dig up all the dirt and cut the trees down and they dig up all to make the farm,

all those rocks came out of it and they use those to separate this as property lines that's from the ground when they made farmland they used all the rocks from digging up the ground to make a good soil to make a perimeter around the farm so that's what there's just graves just everywhere you go graves everywhere Bobby. That's nuts. Yeah, that's how many like yards from you four It's is it really like you just walk over your little fence and this isn't like a football field away This is like now like Buffy the vampires. It is not that's nuts Yeah, well they I didn't know that I had no I didn't they didn't put that in the ad on the fucking zilla Would that have would that have legitimately changed your mind about buying it initially?

I Don't know I have to do there's got to be a thing. There's got to be there's a thing there's I've seen plenty house I love but it's like there is deal-breaker things and I would have to say a Forest cemetery behind me is one of them. Here's what, I rented a house. When I moved from the city, sold my apartment and bought the house, in between there I rented Gnome's old house. His father.

Why do you say you rented Gnome's? I think you just buy those. No, not. I liked it, it was cute. Thank you. I like a cute joke on the show. Little garden Gnomes. I liked it.

He's always good, you good, you good. So Gnome, his father, he lived in his father's house. I like a cute joke on the show little garden gnomes. I liked it So no his father he lived in his father's house. He lived right across the street From a cemetery. I mean right. I mean, that's all you looked at was gravestones That didn't bother me because whatever there's something peaceful. I think I like cemeteries. They're peaceful places. You know what I mean? No, but Freaks what I don't like is places that used to be cemeteries. They're peaceful places. You know what I mean? No. What I don't like is places that used to be cemeteries. Yes, of course. I don't like, you know. Because they didn't move the bodies. There's no chance they moved the bodies. No, they did. I have to do more research, but I'm pretty sure they moved all the bodies into the new cemetery. And left the headstones? Maybe they ran out of money,

and they couldn't get the last eight. That's no way, man. There's bodies under there. You think? Those are skeletons for sure. I have to do some research. There's no way they can move it. There's no way they can move it.

Here's what I'm worried about, is that all the property we're on, because this is a newer neighborhood, it's not that old, that that whole area for sure was The place it was saying they got a dog all that up They dug all that up and then put homes there cuz my this this does call the sacks There's three called the sex I think and it's all new newer homes, you know

I hope the word for your town is like means like like murderous white. Soul snatcher? Yes, something crazy. It's like yeah land of death. This is where I grew up in Marlboro that it was a cemetery just like this a quarter of a mile from our house and it was a suburb too yeah and we learned later I mean it's crazy we used to pass it to go to the train station everybody passed it turned out a black Civil War regiment was buried there yeah well my house in New Hampshire in the woods this last summer I was in the woods right behind I have like you know hundreds of acres behind

my house definitely bodies right behind my house my neighbor Marie who's lives up there all year round we're walking through and I'm kind of making a trail I wanted to you know I make the trail up into the woods for the hike and there was a pile of rocks and there was a couple of them and she said oh those are the native graves and I was like I go what? She goes those are native graves of the angry natives that we killed to steal their land Why you think that's gonna be a problem just because you put a little fire pit outside a tiny house It's right in the back there, but I talked to somebody and they're like it's probably not native graves

It could be but it might be Jesus Lou you freaking me out it might be look at these look at these savages that that found the place you live oh god what's his name such him then I pay such him why not an obvious is it that's Connecticut them the whopping girls. Oh, no Yes, no go go go to New Hampshire New Hampshire, yeah, oh the Rama poles So fun it is Tom Katiki or Ramapose up up in across the in across the river on the tap and see this place Martha Stewart tried to trademark the name and Members of the tribe and local residents opposed it

angered the spirit town she did fucking Martha Stewart angered the spirits For a line of furniture. Oh god. You guys are dead And now you got max with the ground with them You buried your own son down there with them you left them alone Subterranean with all these evil spirits. You think it's not gonna possess him first? Do not fucking tell him that. Do not tell him this.

No, no, no, he doesn't listen to the show, does he? Don't ever, no he doesn't. No, sometimes. But if you see him, don't ever bring up the cemetery. I can't wait for when you come in here one day and you go, guys, I don't wanna bring it up for a little while, but Max hasn't spoken a word in four weeks. Do you think? He's just been staring and not blinking for the last four weeks

I don't know our lights flickered one night, and he's never talked since I'm starting to think should we like he's gonna find the graves. Is it rampapoe? Is that the Indians? What oh Ram a po Ram a po father good morning? He starts talking like Dan Soda. It is a fine fine harvest this day. We find ourselves in Dan soda can't do voices He was just up by my house And four moons in the former you will let me stay home from school because I had the sniffles Come on hey, yeah, oh And now with all the leaves and the trees, it's getting, it's like when

you look out there, it's a little creepy. Well, of course it's a bunch of dead Indians in your backyard. I would say that's pretty scary. Yeah. Well, the- It's like Indian in the cupboard, but it's full size Indians in your backyard. You want to hear a creepy, last house I lived in, at the end of the street when you came up,

there was a patch of woods. Okay. It was just woods and it went for a little ways, you know. No trail or anything. So one day, me and Max, we caught one of those orb spiders in the backyard, big spider, but they're harmless. Like banana spider, they call them. You ever see those?

No. Bring up a banana spider. One day I came ever see those no bring up a banana spider one day I came home. This was in the backyard scream anyway What oh yeah, yeah, you know or yeah the one of the one to the right yeah, that's a that's a scream It's huge. Yeah, I wouldn't touch it if it was on me. I yell I Would roll around well, they're harmless. They're not really I would slap it out with a broom, and then I would throw the broom away Well, I took the orb spider why? Well, they eat the bugs they're actually good

We had a garden and it was oh, can you put like a wig or some makeup on or something? So it's not so ugly if it's doing all this good in the house. So we took the or spider some funny pajamas I took it down to the woods down the street and I was just gonna let it out in the woods So we walked down there. We found one in the woods Didn't even know it was there for years one Gravehead in the woods just across no name nothing just in the woods are Surrounded by a neighborhood

Little patch of woods and there's just one person dead in there and they left the great so I left the spider Oh name on it. I left the spider no name. I left the spider on the cross. I left it on there We came back the next day Covered in orb spiders Well, you relocated it. I put one the next day. We came back those thousands. Yes Black people do the neighborhoods. No, I'm kidding. There was no spiders. We just left it and it was creepy. Because they brought one next thing you know, everybody else starts moving out and all the orb spiders start moving in. Somebody kind of like buried

their animal out there. I mean, no, it was no, it was not animal. It was it was a full fledged. I feel like if you stared at it long enough. Stone, it was not a. Oh, I thought like I was picturing like a wood cross. No, it was a. If you stared at it. It was an actual stone, gravestone. If you stared at it long enough, your name appears on it. That's crazy, that's a good idea.

I've already thought of so many great horror movies idea. What if all those trees in your backyard are when they put people in pods and grow trees out of them, when they put your full body in tree pods, and then one day when lightning hits all The trees all the people come out of their tree pods It is creepy, but more than likely that's a good horror movie thing

But more than like what's gonna happen is Indian spirits are gonna take your boy Over not gonna steal him. He will become the spirit of the mighty in the yes. See these things right here That's right. I'm not a tree pod with a bunch. What is a tree pod? You get buried in the tree pod. They bury you with like, like, uh, like you're gonna crash in an airplane. Yeah. Head between the knees. Uh-huh. And then they just put you in a sack with tree shit and there's a tree and then the roots will eventually blast through your body all weird. That body is in the same position I am on usually Thursday nights when I get ticket counts for the weekend. I got that I got a call today to go hey man he goes he goes sales for Buffalo are looking fantastic and then he sends it the percentages of

what's sold and you're like that's not great so you know it why don't we just close it out and just sell all the few tickets that we have left by doing this morning shredding right which I love shredding Reagan on Buffalo. By doing shredding Reagan on Thursday morning, calling in, I was like, sure, man. Yeah, let's do it so we can just move these last few. Especially that one that's 36% sold. You know what? Let's just not hope it's going to be all walk-ups on that one.

I'll do a little promo. Yeah, but you didn't know. He said few. He meant 100. Hey, we're meant hundred hundred more tickets for sure I'm a little angry at you not angry but I don't know what the word is I'm telling that a razor boy no that no I I love that you care I do care I know you do you perturbed perturbed yeah maybe maybe that's the word perturbed I went away For two weeks and you didn't ask me anything about it. You told me we can't talk about it at all

You didn't even ask me about it Immediately the first thing when you came up. Yeah, I said please because let me tell you Okay without giving away too much information Yeah, here's I don't want to I said this is why I haven't brought it up, so don't be perturbed. I want to hear all about all of this. You said you have a hard time and can't really talk about a lot of it.

But all I have, information that I don't have an NDA signed here, so I can tell you what I had was I got to hold the bobby for 45 seconds to a minute once during this time. I called him I was excited to tell him some news we had and also some other stuff going on and I got a hold of him for a minute he goes hey dude what's up I can't talk for long I gotta go and it was very quick and I was like hey dude this is some news and he's like oh that's great I go what's going on there

he goes it's going crazy man it's going and I really can't oh, I gotta go I gotta go yamonika is coming yamonika's come I gotta go and he hung up with me and then didn't answer my calls or texts for the next week That was the last I heard from my so I'm dying, you know and then when I it was the first thing I said when I saw you and you were like I Really can't talk about it. And if you can't talk about it I know I especially you can't talk about it with because I'm gonna tell everybody about it I know I especially you can't talk about it with because I'm gonna tell everybody I mean that's it it's your thing yeah it's crowd work fashion and your mouth I can't

wait to tell everybody everything you want to tell everybody oh me and Jacob French kiss once we said we weren't gonna tell anybody ever what we said we would never say nothing I'm just saying you didn't even like no no I did but I'm trying to respect the thing but nothing buddy I want to you won't you didn't try to get anything out of me we should get an NDA I don't want to fuck you over right but I want to hear all of it I I've got theories because I don't know I would say we could say who was on it, right? Sure I would say Yamanika didn't make it the whole way through and not on like a she couldn't hack it

I just I feel a Splurge of anger that just is not gonna be resolved in the time it before it takes for her to demand to be out of there Bobby Lee took a serious injury simply getting out of a bed on Burt Kreischer's tour so I have to assume he's not long for the world and not gonna handle good in those situations and Jim Norton well let's just say he's proven he can adapt. I think Jim Norton I Think I Jim Norton he'll make do with whatever you hand him in life What you're saying is though you would have liked Jay to have just asked how are you doing But he's being crazy because it was he mean you mean on the air

Yeah, yeah got you, but I thought it was NDA So you don't want to have a whirlwind of people bugging you as long as you can I just I just thought on the air you would ask you know hey, you know the yarmulke can make it I can't talk about it. Yeah, I got a million things Just ask some of them is something I can oh my god Did anybody get caught masturbating I Can't talk about oh my god This is gonna be the best show, but it's gonna make me want to punch my TV before it comes out Is there any will-they-want-days get a thing do you and Bobby Lee finally go for it I

Bobby Lee finally go for it. I can't talk about it. Oh my God, dude. What did you sign? How long is this NDA? Who made you sign the NDA? The production company. Well, here's the thing. I'll tell you this.

It was the woods are, and I mean this, all jokes aside. You were in Canada right in Canada You know we spent days prepping you know all the safety stuff over here to go through Sorry, but we have to take commercial break We will be right back I know we kind of do I looked I was like, please be close to a time right? Oh Bobby. That's great. But listen, here's the problem

We got to do some reading here. We have a guest coming in. We do we do We'll save this for another day. Hey, listen big Jay is gonna be all over the place this weekend He's gonna be at helium comedy club. I believe this weekend, right the 24 24th and 26th. And then he's gonna Brick Town, he's got a few tickets left up at Helium. Hopefully Shred and Rig is probably gonna really put us over the edge, so if you wanna jump on now. Yeah, get him to 65% sold. Brick Town Comedy Club in Oklahoma City,

the first and the second, and he's gonna do a little party over at Nichols and Dimes, what's it called? Red Dog. The Red Dog, down the street, strip club. Then he's gonna be in Austin, Louisville, and Houston. Philly's coming home.

Can I tell you also about it? And for tickets and all of the other things, bigjacomedy.com, yes. You should watch the documentary, nothing else. I think you'll, it's a really great documentary about a strip club, The Red Dog. It's not like a- I watch it.

It's great. It's great. I definitely watch it. Will you send it to me? It was such a thing, someone, I read a thing that said it was good. I was like, how can this be good, a documentary about a strip club, The Red Dog. It's not like a... I watch it. It's great. I definitely watch it. It was such a thing, someone, I read a thing that said it was good, I was like, how could this be good, a documentary about a strip club? And it's just fascinating as hell. I'm gonna say this, when this thing comes out, whenever it comes out, whatever way it comes out,

it's fucking crazy. Yeah? It's... fucking crazy. Yeah? Were friendships tested? You can't say that. Dude, buddy. It is the woods. I might have fucked up. I didn't know where we were going.

And it was a tax thing, it was a money thing. Well it was supposed to be fucking Donnie Dust was your guide and then I was like Bobby Lee No, we got Rebecca this woman Rebecca woman and her whole team went up with us and they were they man They did an amazing job. They actually made this camp, but they were men, right? But they weren't there with us Oh, just a girl and it it oh my god It was you have to look left and right and your best help is a girl Oh my god. Yeah, Jesus Christ. What's that sexist? Here's the good news Bobby can't fuck her Norton doesn't want to fuck her

Probably Lee tried Bobby Lee tried and Yamaniga called her a white White bitch tell me what we eat Robert Kelly's gonna be at uncle Vinny's in Point Pleasant, New Jersey. Maybe you could ask him there and he'll tell you. Can't. October 26th, comics come home, everybody. TD Garden, the big show. It's happening November 2nd.

Bobby's gonna be on that. After that, Miami Afternoon Show at the Improv with Ari Shafir before they go to Cuba. And then Wichita, Arkansas, the cousin fuck leg of the tour coming back to Mars Plains New Jersey And you can catch Bobby every Tuesday night 7 p.m. The fat black pussy get lounge the Comedy Seller For tickets and all tour dates go to punch up that live slash Robert Kelly. We can also get a bunch of his content We'll be right back. They'll be ever is our guest here Jacob is our guest here honey Jacob? Is there a guest here? Honey?

Jacob, honey? Honey? Baby don't? Jacob, real quick, is it happening? Jacob? We're gonna break. No, but I just wanted, before we go to break, I wanna be able to say if we have a guest coming or not. Is it here? Is it checked in? Who is it?

Jake, real quick. Do we have them? Not yet. Jacob? They're not here yet? Not here yet. They're not, they didn't come? They should be here.

So they don't know? They will be. Okay. Alright. But probably not. But maybe. Jacob? They'll be. Jacob. Jake. Yes. It's the Bonfire. Yes. Jacob coming?