The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Bet Debt

Episode Date: November 4, 2019

Jay goes over his basketball bet with Luis J. Gomez on "Legion of Skanks" and the events of the debt being paid off at The Stand in New York City

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It was an explosive week on the show. Big J lost his bet to his legion of Skanks partner Louis J. Gomez and the penalty was taking a gun up his butt in front of a live audience. But this didn't phase Big J. It was what he considered his girlfriend Christine's complete lack of support during this event listen and now is both sides defend who was right and who was wrong

all i'll say a while fighting uh... christine has been nothing but me for no reason i'm a super sweet christine i think currently i want to say he i think he i heard what happened last night and i want to applaud you on your character because I heard it first. If you don't know, J lost a bit. You wanna applaud our character?

Because I heard she was adamantly, Josh Adam Myers told me she was adamantly against. I'd like to see how you admire her character for what she did. Good. J lost a bet to Lewis in basketball and had to have a gun inserted in his butthole last night on Legion of Skanks.

Gastigialnetwork.com, R.A. was your lawyer. There's some fun things, but you had to take the gun on the button. From what I heard from Josh and I, my name is Christine, adamantly against it, kind of like shift the energy to be like, she wasn't against the action of it happening. It was in the room. She'd already expressed her views on that and made me feel very bad about myself. She humiliated me after the game by being blown away that I didn't score a basket.

My favorite was, were you on social media, no less. She was filming Lewis for his streaming. He was live streaming and she was filming it for her and then Lewis goes, all right, cool, thanks, that's all. And then Christine drops the phone down. Does not stop streaming and she just goes to me She goes Jay really didn't score like a point and I'm like what the fuck are you and that's what the stream goes And it's me going really Christine your life streaming you fucking give me shit for this yeah, so the same Loyal loyal dog that she is she is oh totes well, dude

Mm-hmm. I heard you turned around. And last night, she didn't want to help. Here's what happened. Because you're, I don't mean to have a wrong thing, Josh, you didn't take in what he said right or or you have the wrong feeling about it because I'm a romantic Christine. I'm a sucker for romance. They start going, at one point we say, hey, why don't you set it going? Everyone go in the bathroom for this shot of me getting the gun in the butt. We can just do it on stage, turn the cameras around. So nothing's behind me.

Sure. And I'm against a wall basically. And I said, and then I look back Christine. I don't know if I could ever take a gun in the butt in a room. I think I'd have to have privacy. I think privacy would be a very important thing. Well Well nobody would ask you to put a gun on your own button the thing It's it's happening to you. Sure. Well if I was I could have only changed the rules so many times, but

It really was no difference. It was gonna be it was gonna be broadcast from the bathroom from my face forward or you know, I mean No, shit in. In that case, my eyes will have the room reaction. Right. And then I look back at Christine. And Christine's like, coming through the audience and like going, Jay, you have a 17 year old daughter.

You have a 70 think about you have a set and she's like really like snappy and made everyone comfortable in the room. And then she went back and it was so adamant and not funny or part of the fucking podcast vibe at all And I was like what's the never was kind of like what's the difference now? I was like I don't know I said I didn't really see much of a difference and then I go I go but I don't know like a Christine seems that heated up about it

Traveling like maybe I maybe I'm just not thinking maybe I'm not thinking so I wasn't like drunk or anything But I was like maybe I'm not thinking of something that's like makes this any kind of, Chris, worse, it's already bad. What was your, when you're like walking to the stage where you're just like, don't do this, you do not do this. I mean, the whole thing, well she's so effective. And you know, oh, it's just,

I just, I'm not, I'm not, you know, I get a migraine even thinking about it. Jay, let her have her army wise moment. So you're out there at Butt War, let her give her story. I just kind of freaked out that he was gonna do it on stage. Like it really was like an anxiety. And I was like, you can't do this. He was drinking.

I didn't know how much he was drinking. Just do you want me to show me fancy person? I'm like, it's always pulling you into like doing this in the room. Like thought I thought I'm like, it's always pulling you into doing this in the room. Like, I just don't believe me. You knit, what are you talking about? How do you lose bully me in the doing it? I didn't know if it was something that you were going along.

Like, it just seemed like a big switch to go from this was a private thing to now. It was never a private thing. I paid for a private party. I mean, I got a damn got a private dance Lewis gave me 50 I gave him $1,500 on the low To have it kind of a thing that I just watched privately and then I quickly realized that I was ruining the show And I said I don't want to get in the way of the content do whatever you want. Yeah, then I go Christina Go do you really should I not do?

Looking to her should I not do it she goes do, should I not do her? She goes, do whatever you want, do whatever you want. Just nasty and snappy, everyone was uncomfortable. It was so weird, then she goes, Adele says that you can, you can do it in there, that's fine, like Adele said, and it was just like weird and shitty. And I'm like, no, I'm asking you, do you, should I not be doing it?

What's the thing that you, I don't care? It was just like that, that was her vibe. Then, moments later, when we all get on stage to turn the cameras around, I pull my pants, you know, just the back below my butt cheeks. What's going, when they said everything out, when you're staying in there. Yeah, and they're like, you ready to do this?

Let's go through your head. I wish I had a more dramatic answer for you buddy. It was just like I don't know Let me ask let me ask a little loop the shit of it. It's got a condom on the barrel and let's just hope this it's like a bat is about Realistically, Christina what an inch I helped it got it was good girth about about an inch and a half two inches It was nine millimeter barrel that I was surprised by I thought I was hoping for more of like a Pistol snub nose and they told me it was like a snub nose gun Well, they had one that was because I was in the room before because I was doing a spot at the stand And I saw that they had like a orange gun, but it had like a giant scope on it

Yeah, you'd be dead right now. Yeah, I'm sure I'm bleeding. Were you like? Oh my god, this is embarrassing? Or were you like, let's just get this over with. I think I think funny first all the time. Yeah, and it's like at some point, like, again, like, I draw my lines probably in very, very weird places. Sure. Like, I don't think it's like a lack of dignity

to have the gun put up my butt for losing a bet that I would make. Do you know what I mean? Like, I get the funny over it. So I think in my mind, I always just kind of goes to like that first. Like, what's gonna get the funny over it. So I think in my mind, always just kind of goes to like that first. Like what's gonna be the funniest?

So no, I wasn't like a, I wouldn't have done it like the things that I was embarrassed to do. If it was like, you gotta face the audience or let people hang behind and look, I'd be like, nah, I don't wanna do that. Like there's something, when it's like, Lewis is the only person seeing anything, it's like, that's not embarrassed.

I've seen Lewis's ass hole 7,000 times. How was it? What? The gun in the butt? Yeah. Now, two things. How quickly did it go in? Well, we've lubed it up plenty.

Wow. And I lubed up my butt hole. And then Lewis was trying to like, this is actually pretty funny. He was trying to find, you know, just like fish around for my ass hole. And what was really funny was he just, you know, every guy in this room, I assume, is a fucked woman in the butt before, everyone? Yeah.

One thing you definitely have to do, when you do that thing where you grip your dick, but you have your pointer finger out, because you got to learn the whole love. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? It's hard to find an asshole with the tip of your dick. It feels like everything else in the crack.

It's a cool shot. So you got to like find with the finger of the hole and then, it feels like everything else in the crack. It's a cool shot. So you gotta find with the finger of the hole and then line up to put the dick in behind it. It's this. And I told Lewis that's what he was gonna have to do to find it. Yeah, yeah. So what he doesn't instead is a- He goes, there you are.

He goes, Christine. There's my girl. Christine, you come up here and spread Jays butt cheeks for me so I can see it. Now at this point, she could have jogged, she jogged at the stage, she was so all of a sudden. How, what was the turn around your head? Now you're like, let's make good content.

That was more for Jay. I didn't want him to just like fucking shove a gun as but I was like, if I'm up there, I'll be able to point out exactly where it is and make sure this is as gentle as possible, which it was. Let me tell you how much she pointed. She comes up to have some reason. Lewis has que spread his butt cheeks Christine Like behind me puts Lou boner finger and crams it to the fist her pinky finger her pinky finger hit my nuts sack

You felt you felt top knuckle on Beans you're on your left. Me my left being cut the fuck she came up on stage and immediately me my left being cut the fuck she came up on stage and immediately Cram to her entire finger up my which made me jump I wasn't trying to cram I think what I was trying to do was get I had a loop on my hand I was trying to get a little bit and I was trying to I don't even know what she's gonna say right now But I'll tell you I promise you it'll somehow be backward insulting to me Christine just say we don't even overthink what you're gonna say because he's a cavern I wouldn't say anything. I know I said I was gonna I meant to just get a little bit of lube inside so it was less painful and it was just really slippery

Yeah, Jay's ass was so accepting and so inviting she's such a she's such a gay bow that he loved it She slipped. She slipped your craver. Yeah, no one slips their elbow forward. She has oh, oh slip You should have shoulder into it. Slip slip slip, slip, slip, I keep slipping, keep slipping. Christine, my girlfriend. Ha, ha, well, then I go. Let me ask this one. When Louis started then, so then Louis started, we talked about it.

That's what I wanted to know. When it got to the gun, maybe Christine did it so that you could work backwards and feel better about the gun in your butt. You know, the gun in your butts of vacation. There's no way because Christine also, when I look back to her, I said, Lewis says to me, now, I'm better than you at basketball. Or that he's not, he's better at me.

I'm better than him at basketball, but he works harder and digs down deep. And whatever nonsense Lewis said, which is great. But I'm like, now, it's just a straight game to 11 right from the beginning. It's the one thing we're doing. The one goal of the thing that takes so much pressure off of me and the thing. I'm like, I'll beat a straight game to 11, right from the beginning, it's the one thing we're doing, the one goal of the thing. It takes so much pressure off of me and the thing. I'm like, I'll beat you pretty easy on that one. And he's like, no way.

Did you, and we were betting a bunch on that. And I look back to Christine. I go, Christine Lewis is saying now, like one on one, just like straight points that I, that he could beat me. I go, that's nuts. I go, I'm taking that, and she was like, I'm like, holy shit, she can't even fake loving confidence in me for five seconds. Even a half hour before she fissed my ass hole

in front of a bunch of strangers, that she just started yelling out, I have a 70 year old daughter in front of. You're a 70 year old daughter whose name is? An illegal name is. This is her mailing address. Did, and then. I can't, you know, look, like,

I've jazed in some weird shit on shows, particularly SDR show. There was just something about it happening in the room where I, like, panicked. I was like, you can't, like, you can't do this. I'm like, you can't do this. I can't do this. I'm like, you can't get a gun in your butt on stage

or like, this is ridiculous, but it becomes a thing. And I said, Ari, I go, well, am I gonna act like I don't know who my friends are? I don't know this! I'm like, you can't get a gun in your butt on stage and like, this is ridiculous, but it becomes a thing and I said, Ari, I go, what am I gonna act like I don't know who my friends are? I don't know who I'm dating. Like, I'm dating Jay-O-Gresin. This is Legion of Skanks. This is who these people are. Like, what now I'm gonna get weird about it.

Now I'm gonna be like, this is too much for me. This is for- Christine. Is Team Lewis. All the way? Christine's Team Lewis. Team Rattle Snake. She's Team Rattle Snake, dude.

100%. Do you think she's been compromised? She's not on Team Big J. That's team Lewis. Team Rattlesnake. She's team Rattlesnake, dude. 100%. Do you think she's been compromised? She's down on Team Big J. That's for God damn sure. How do you feel that beyond her just giving you a good knuckle end? That she's team Lewis? Yeah.

She, I got a good one. Oh, I got a good one. I just see her opportunity to give you a good one. Sure. Christine said to me a zillion times that she wants to go to the Madison club to meet those girls, their club owners, and what amazing club she's heard it is,

and she's commenting on state. Yeah, yeah. So I was, she was gonna go out there with me and one of the times I was going. And then around the same, when I was in Madison, it was also like Lewis was doing the fight. Oh yeah. In Las Vegas.

Yeah. And she goes, she was maybe I'll go out to Lewis's fight. I might go out there, go to LA and then drive out for Lewis's fight and do I go, for Lewis's fight. I thought you were coming to Madison with me. She goes, yeah, go, you're paying for to go to Lewis's thing. I go, so if you're gonna pay to go to Lewis's fight. I thought you're coming the Madison with me. She goes Yeah, I go you're paying for to go to Lewis's thing. Mm-hmm. I go so if you're gonna pay to go to Lewis's thing I go you wouldn't pay to come Meet me in Madison, Wisconsin because I'm fucking you, huh?

Because I'm fucking you I understand that in so many ways beyond how you know Beyond the physical and she goes, but she says that. She goes, I wouldn't pay to go to Madison. I'm like, holy shit, but she'd pay to go watch Lewis fight. I was in Los Angeles and I was like, maybe I can stop Vegas. That's not false because I watch the fight sitting at LAX.

Daniel. On my phone. 100% I'll pull up calendars and flights right now. I was in LA and I was gonna stop in Vegas before coming home, which I didn't do. Did you agree to go to Madison and then pull back to go to Lewis's or was it like up in the air? No, she was going, did she go to Madison?

She said she was gonna go to Madison, then she's like I'm gonna go to the Lewis fight. And then she was like, okay, never mind. It's also what I'm not selling well is the trivialization of going to Madison. It's like, it's like, it's like a massive, I'd say that myself for any trip, where it's gonna cost me more than double to go to bring Christine.

I'm like, what's the thing? You wanna go, I mean, like if some of you wanna come to, sure, let's do it. And Madison was one where she's made a big thing about wanting to meet the sister and the whole thing. I'm like, great. I see, you heard that she said, I talked all the shit away, but I was like,

I wanna come to Madison and then I was like, Lewis is fighting, I gotta go to LA, I love fights. Yeah, I love the blood sport. It's because I'm gonna go support Lewis and his thing. What? I go, you're canceling a thing that you're going with me and she's like, and then she's gonna go into LA because I said, I'm not taking a medicine.

Got it. So that's why you went to LA. And so Christine Evans, team Lewis J. Gomez, all day, every day. Well, this is an awkward time for you to figure this out. I'm team Dave Smith. I'm a big Dave Smith guy. Everybody's team.

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I'll go on her, I'll tell her all the fucked up shit about Christine. She ain't selling her. The therapist goes, he pulls him aside, he goes, hey, she's really doing that? Yeah, she's an emotional rapist. All right, you know what? I'm gonna need you to stay away from her.

Yeah. Court order. You need to get safe. Do you know anybody in the Christine's gonna be three studios of the world? Isn't it? The world says he's been nice.

Like it's a like a weird thing. It's a fucking show. It's gonna be nice to you. It is major daily hours of work to be nice to you. I hope we're getting this all because we're gonna send this to marriage boot camp. You should. You guys are going on the next season

It is high. I'm Dan Soder from Yahoo's Mancem dude. I was giggly pleasant Guy all yesterday and through the thing and Christine said that's her and her as she comes in was like Like just yelling everything and just I like you give her Charlie Brown I'm tight, but you know, I like I tell Christine on on the time she's her personality hard core reminds me of Diane stepmother and That's why you guys fuck good that was it. Yeah, yeah Little bird's all song. Yeah, I mean my dad know how to work that push By say all the time I go get my stem as person out and that was a good That was a real good the world got to see a little taste of that. That was great. That's the good news of it.

When you said that, no, no, no. I've said to Christine on our own many times. Her personality when it's shitty like that is so reminiscent of my stepmother. Yeah. And last night when she like was snappy at the fucking podcast, he very stepped very Diane like, well, I also haven't made coming. He's saying that I'm going to shove guns up your boy. And I'm a bit, you know, not bitch, but like basically like, oh, you're ruining the fun. Diane like well I also I Was

You know not bitch, but like basically like oh you're ruining the fun and I'm like I am ruining the I was ruining the fun. That's what I caught myself doing I go I'm here as a girlfriend I'm not paying attention to the content. I'm not an audience member like I'm just thinking clearly as a Girlfriend in the situation and I can't I can't do that at skanks really. I kind of like they got to do what they're going to do. It's a show. Yeah, and Diane doesn't like watching the legion at skanks.

She has a like when you put your gun on her mind. Diane doesn't like that. I had a hard time there. I stormed, there was one time like a, as you are a show, I stormed over to Ralph's house and I'd never done that before but just, I don't know, Maybe it's not drinking anymore. I'm like what the fuck is happening here Like you're just like in a room with this girl. It's not on camera. Nothing literally singing karaoke. She's gonna cross-body Some porn star on the way. Yeah, I know she came over like like and I hop out like I was the show was over. I was like hey, what's up? You came over to

I think this is proof that she's clearly team big J No, that's pretty good finish blowing It was like you guys were gonna keep going not singing or something and I was happening I was over my friends That's the or she was on the air. It just sounds like that. That's that kind of energy. We're like oh, we were playing Um, what are you doing? You're ruining it. It's not love, that's crazy behavior. You guys are crazy in love. Marching over to a place. Y'all are crazy in love right now.

Oh yeah, no, I love Christine for sure. I've been super great to her. It's just weird because you guys do this on the show and then I call you guys two days later because I'm worried, I'm like, you guys all right? Yeah. Oh, you're like, fuck, I guess I don't know what a relationship you know. What are you talking about?

What are the rocks? What are the rocks in the wall? I know, I've been called a Christiane and an Encomedy Central Company Girl. By who? Jay. Christine Stray Company Girl. She's team fucking f*****.

I bet calm and team Lewis. We got an understanding when you're on a show, a lot of times it isn't a couple, although those are, you know, air their grievances like this. So I think some of us sometimes, it's somewhere like, should we talk to them? I feel like I looked at Jacob or Lou sometimes. I think you should indeed talk to Christine.

I think it's good. I started therapy and I think it's better. I think it's great that she has been nice to me because there's some ones where it wasn't so nice. No, I'm always nice. I was just not being nice to what kind of monster, what kind of monster are you being before you were nice? I'm saying that, my reaction was to like that kind of shit would be much more like that rest of the night would have been

like I just dropped it all yesterday, after we did it, but I'm saying. Gun came out of your butt and your memory was clear. Yeah, it was just like, listen, it was a fucking great show all around. The costume contest was funny, the whole thing, R.E., the statement, he read of mine. CastageLinetwork.com. Yeah, we're coming out on Friday. No, we had it, R.E., the statement, he read of mine. CastageillNetwork.com.

Yeah, I'm coming out on Friday. No, we had it, it was a fucking really funny fun episode. Breaking down the game is ridiculous. We look ridiculous playing it. Yeah. And I talked to R.E. afterwards. Christine, please, men are talking. You're a full ELKs club owner.

Yeah. I, no, everything was like a dance. The show was over, everyone was like in a good mood when we fucking left when home had dinner and shit So it wasn't like a a band, but I dropped it is why I was bad night But that's something that should have been addressed for sure I said me three months ago What have gotten out there? I'm like what the fuck is like wrong? We like what are you doing like why do you want to be portrayed that way even if it was like a sweet Oh, you can get the same information across by a J. I really don't think you should do this like why do you want to be portrayed that way? Even if it was like a sweet, you can get the same information across by like,

Jay, I really don't think you should do this. Like, I'm gonna be the buzzkill. We're like, you're like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, what are you have, fucking 60, you old geez, and just coming in, stepping on everyone's fucking radio controlled cards. Mm-hmm.

I don't know, once everybody was up on stage too, I told our guys, it just started to feel more like Performance like I'm just think I'm like my boyfriend gonna get a gun my boyfriend gonna get a gun in his But on stage at the stand and I didn't Please the cameras in the police I wasn't thinking of you know Once I was crowded around from him and I realized like nobody's gonna be filming on the side, like you're not gonna be able, and he's gonna sneak in and actually film his asshole or be shitty about it.

Once it was kind of set up. The world got Christine Rawl, and they're gonna see it more and more. He feel like it was like the Ted Bundy and Orlando Elbers. I keep telling Christine, I'm not her problem. She's her problem. Oh man, the world's gonna see those snappies. I feel like I would snap all the time

if everyone was whispering to me every day. You're your own problem. I'm gonna fucking snap it. It's coming. Kohlpe enjoyed this week's Best of the Bond Fire. You can listen to the show live every Monday through Thursday from 6th APM East on Comedy Central Radio, Series XM 95, or on demand on the Series XM app. Be sure to follow us on all social media at the BondFired.sxm.

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