The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Can't Feel My Toes

Episode Date: October 15, 2021

While reading from Andy Cohen's book for a special edition of "Random Andy", the guys discover DJ Lou has a medical foot issue.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com

Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson, and I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Well, you know it's 8 past six so must be the bomb fight We'll be gay or kissin' and dance sorta Yeah you know the bad boys are serious xim radio

Three sex and radio And the campers all go crazy When they hear that flame light up It's the bonfire And it's Thursday 6th of August, the last 6th Worked out, almost puked Texted Anderson that I was so bored of myself I felt like I was gonna rip all my skin off me I'm a very special rando and a Rando ando that was a Works gripping puke It's a info guy lives a life worked out puke called Anderson

Barkin said your tones great in the book. That was that was a paragraph That was a crazy paragraph. Can you start reading it like poetry? Oh Do you remember what page that was on? No Poetry. Do you think you could do remember what page that was on? No, but like really give it some poetry flair When I dressed for the gym I Thought of Sean Avery and did all black Then I ran into him on my way to the gym. He approved. They put an insanely aggressive Halloween display

up in our lobby. Serfen has been staring at it quizzically. Yes. Yes. So good. So good. So powerful. Welcome to the Bond Fire. Welcome to a very special episode of the Bond Fire on Serious XM, Faction Talk 103. I'm Dan Soder and that cool ass cat right there hitting you with versus to bend your mind and to understand what's really going on in the world is BJO aka BJO is in the man. Oh, that understands very mellow quiet day, John Hill came by. Sandy said, my book is kind of boring, if you're not reading about yourself,

didn't know what Jamie and Liza were telling each other things. They already know about each other, like the drugs they'd done and stuff. Watched Olive, Kid of Rich and HBO, the book was a hundred times better. Hero in Andy. Hero in Andy. That's about Rando, hero, and no,

Rando. Dude, I'm sorry. I ain't trying to make girls cry out here. You're bringing so much to that. I'm so impressed when you read. You can open up to anything. It's an experience. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love when he reads random Andy. Oh man, it's just it's fucking I mean, two steps away from Jacob. Sure. I'm a dart a book and just just read the first couple of words away. I'm pretty sure the mouse OD on pot candy. Nesey found a half-feet and piece in my bathroom. So he's probably tripping in some pipe somewhere. Or dead. It's insane ramblings. Yeah, and they print it and then it's it's a bestseller. Oh, absolutely. He's absolutely a New York Times bestseller. New York Times bestseller author. Yeah, absolutely. It's it's him. These are posted notes, man. How many books will we have to sell to be called the New York Times best selling author? I can't be that manny for some reason.

Christine, can you look it up? Can you see? Because then we can just do like a coloring book. It is really something to be like, guys, please just buy our coloring book. This is a thing. This has got through the editors. Do you know how great would it be to be referred to as New York Times best-selling author, Big J.O. There's got to be a lot of things to do with me. You would think I have been starving myself and working out all week for the EW shoot today, but I didn't work out once, and I ate like shit all week, so that's bad. Damn. So that's bad.

That's, I mean, it's nutty. To achieve best seller status on the times, not only do you have to sell at least 5,000, 10,000 copies in one week, but these sales have to be diverse sales. That is, you cannot sell 10,000 books to a pre-existing list of followers through a personal website or thousands from one marketplace like Barnes and Noble.

Mom has announced to her dentist that she is not wearing braces. She told him to find another way to fix her teeth. We were supposed to take 50 cent and caradellaven at 3pm, but 50 cancelled an hour before. Then we moved caradella tomorrow and booked Zach Posen. Just his notes. Yeah. Dude, can I do a diary of Dan? Yeah.

Well, woke up. Katie was up for me, so she mixed Mernel's food. I took a dump. Realizing the door was open, I quickly shut it. I thought I'd take a shit, it was mostly fart.

Chipotle was packed downstairs, so I went to that salad place and it sucked. Got a dunkin. Show was fun. Confronted Justin about his temper. Yesterday's episode was a banger. Yeah, was it yesterday?

Yeah. Banger. With photo evidence. No, yesterday's, it was two shows ago. It was Tuesday show. Tuesday show. Jacob fire away. Finish was Tuesday show. Tuesday show. Jacob Fireway. Finish Squid Game yesterday. Good show.

New Star Girl on tonight. Really excited. Hell yeah, dude. Lew Wittskey. Fire one off. I ripped 10 butts today. Mr. Company meeting. Can't feel my toes. I missed a company meeting can't feel my toes That doesn't make you a best-selling author nothing's going to I keep reading if that was a title of the book I keep reading That was oh my god Mr. Company reading can't feel my toes next day I'm getting that pretty funny to the olive garden

They come at still numb down there. I don't know The man I bagged up a bunch of breadsticks. I got out of there quick did you're they say it's bottomless salad, but eventually they tell you know There's a bottom there's a bottom all right Switting on those I was high-cougar think I got a little something in my pinky today. I don't know Did you get the doctor notes come back here on this? Oh Did you get the doctor notes come back you know this? No, I gotta go see him but uh he made you come in he said he wouldn't tell you over the phone He goes, huh he goes buddy you're gonna want to see this

I got some shit for you dude Dude you guys here's a bad news yeah, something's wrong the good news Something's gonna be named after you also bring somebody you can drive home for you Well, I was worried about diabetes and I still should be worried because I'm a high risk But I didn't tell you guys that my mom lost a foot to diabetes Really? Yeah, oh boy, but like I she even said like I got another one like she had a real good attitude about it It's not good at it, too That's a crazy attitude to have about something like you know what tomato tomato

I see a woman that's overcoming adversity. I really I'm good at it too, that's a crazy attitude to have about something like that. You know what? Tomato tomato. I see a woman that's overcoming adversity. I really, I'm so envious. Strongest people in the world in me are like severely handicapped people who didn't start off severely, who got severely, I just, there's that toy, there was that kid in a, I think it was Utah. It was unbelievable.

It was in a wheelchair, good looking kid, won't walk again, I don't think. Never again. From an accident a year and a half before that. He was like coming over to say like thank you because like laughing to your guy's stuff and everything and And a bonfire and skanks like got him through it, which was so fucking but I was more just like He probably thought I was looking at him crazy because I was just like dude Did his girlfriend was hot? I was like, I was like,

I'm the way as a hot chicken, a wheelchair, but the door. Good one, Lou. Yeah, I'm so happy. Perfect. Fine. I'll tell you what, I think I do you fill your fingers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man, we get problems. Yeah. Yeah. Those things go, you let me know, I'm gonna rip those cigarettes out of your mouth myself. That's enough.

That's goddamn enough. Where was I? You're talking about handsome guy in Utah, that was in the wheelchair, that I'm not. I'm just like, I'm so impressed that he's like, yeah, I'm just gonna live in a wheelchair, and that's Dick worked, which I bet does make a big amount of the difference as silly as that sounds.

Here's my question. Does, if your dick doesn't work, is there a part of you that can make peace of it? I'm like, all right, well sex isn't a thing anymore. Like you still motivated at sex. I don't know. I would have to find such a, just be straight money then I guess. Would you just be baller? You just be in a wheelchair like the evil guy and it's a wonderful life. Well, what's the thing? You've lost the simple pleasure of sex. guy in it's a wonderful life. Well, what's the thing? You've lost a simple pleasure of sex.

Yeah, but what if like, you know, like sex isn't the all important thing for me. I'm like, sex is cool. If you never had the rest of your life, I would obviously be a problem. But I'm saying I could see a world in which if that happened, I could make peace with that. I'm like, all right, well, that's over. No, me too. I'm just trying to figure out what the motivation becomes then. Oh, happiness.

Well, how happy are you? What you're doing isn't getting you pussy. Yeah, but I'm saying, if you let go of wanting that, and then you're actually able to let go of wanting that. Sure. Sure. But then you have to find somebody what you say Christine with my fucking floppy legs. How am I gonna do that?

Holding the noodle the whole time I can't get myself out. Oh, you're a nice Jack. Yeah, you're gonna get Jack's one that will be yo. I know you like to move your body. You do, do you do? You really do and you do this. Dean wants you to be FDR. Yeah, really. Yeah. Jay, we could soak you in a tub. Would Christine stay with me? Dick doesn't work ever again.

Would you let her bang other dudes? And you know, you can play that multiple ways. You can play you do know about, you can play you don't know about it, you can play. I'm a lot of sex show. I'd wanna know, you can play that, you can play that multiple ways, you can play, you do know about, you can play, you don't know about it, you can play I'd want to know yeah, but I wonder how fucking frustrating that would be. I see that's the thing Christine I don't think you want a sex show because then you can't get it out of you. Yeah I'm gonna be all worked up with no dick. Yeah dude. You're a snake with no teeth the venom's just sitting inside you Feeling man like blue balling the rest of your stomach. You still have to get that feeling, man.

Like blueballing, the rest of your life, every blue ball is a new one in the chamber stacked on top of last blue ball. But we never get to expel it. Do you just, if you lose the dick, you just take off the berries and you're like, I don't want the fuel tank, the tires can't run. What could they do to make you not ever want to fuck again?

Can we be more happy? Can we be happy? Is that what that means, though? I don't know. I just heard it once. What could they do to make you not ever want to fuck again? Can't let me castrate you. Is that what that means though? I don't know. I just heard it words. I think it just means I can't like that you didn't work. Oh, dude you could just do nut torture. I don't know if you couldn't come if you're can't make me castrate someone look it up.

See if you're popping shots. Huh. Oh, thank you all very, very much. Thank you for smatching my nuts. I can't come but if I could I would I'll be coming all over you tonight Yeah, that's it's a tough question dude those off question bro I'm trying to fuck just That's a tough question, dude. Little soft question, bro. What do you have? I'm trying to fuck Justin. Whoa.

Oh, there's an answer one. You can come after you've been chemically castrated. Only if you take testosterone. With a testosterone, you'll lose the ability. What? Who is having that conversation with you? Say for a job sit rarely gets you. Who is having that conversation? Are you gay?

I go, please, you said it was gonna be a classic, I was like, I guess what I just have to say to you is, are you gay? I went for it. Still the fucking fucking yeah, babs. It may be possible for him to become aroused and even ejaculate depending on the individual Although his erection may be modest and there won't be any sperm in his semen. So you won't even like it Even if a castrated man can't maintain an erection. He can temporarily

Reverse the effect by taking testosterone Here's the thing Why is it show up in the picture? I'm like look at the picture But the argument was also will it make you not want to fuck anymore? That's the issue, is want to get an urge and never getting the satisfaction. It's tough. I think that would be tough.

I'm sick of you can even jerk off that. I remember there's a kid in my dorm. If you could jerk off, listen, I think there's a reason to live, no question a reason to live. For some reason it was like, yes, sex doesn't work. You just have a limp dick, but you can jerk off that limp dick and achieve coming. I could live.

Really? I'll be bummed you can't have sex, but do you get what I'm saying? Like you can release that. Milk your berry. It sounds like you'll be itching forever. He's be milking your berry. It's popping, it's it. That's it, pop this it.

Hey, you want a hand full of damn lotion? You guys want to see my little wet, you want to see my little wet noodle move? I want to see me helicopter. There's a kid who lived above me in the dorms that was asexual, and I always found that interesting because he was like, I just am not interested in sex. At all, at all.

I was like, what? Yeah, you can get brainwashed into it. Probably. I don't know. I remember I would always sit outside and smoke cigarettes by myself. And sometimes I'd be drunk outside smoking by myself. And I just remember that kid walked up one time and I was like, we were talking for a little bit. And I was like, you're really asexual. You don't care. It's always like zero interest. Yeah, I would start like a crazy cult or something. I would try. I think really invest in something else big to not want to fuck it all, but even a cult's always based and you just want to. It's always based on five percent. There's always a guy in a cult that's like, shall we taste the fruits of others' labours and rubbing people's chins? Well what becomes what's the benefit of having?

No workable dicker balls. Where do you become? Where is that a virtue in the job? You never buy a drink for anybody. You'll never ever purchase a drink for anybody. You never ever The lot you cut a lot of bullshit out of your life. You could probably get like Really good at pool. Oh my god bowling pick up barsports. Yeah, your life. You could probably get like really good at pool. Oh my god, bowling. Pick up bar sports. Yeah, bar sports, you could fucking crud. And also because no one's, no girls are like amp to fuck the guy who's good at a bar sport. Yeah, no one's ever like, I'm fucking the best dart player. And like, it's not a thing. You could be that and get all the the all the adoration of the dudes thinking you're the shit and not have to worry about even chewing away

female attention. Yeah. So that's good. You could become a hell of a fisherman. Oh my God. No one's doing that for pussy. A hunter? Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

But I'm saying not to do it for pussy, I'm saying just you just don't need to be around women at all. You know what I'm saying? You're never driven by all the activities you do would be you'd become you'd be jarring for your female friends to become the best at fucking madden. But the best. Yeah. Women would learn how many like of men stop wanting to fuck they're like so he's not my friend. No., it's like, you need to stop calling me after. I'm gonna be a trees joke.

Yeah, but the holes is like, yeah. Well, it's funny. You're supposed to go below. I've always described Christine, like fucking other girls versus how I feel about Christine. I was like, yeah, Christine, you're the person that I want to like fuck and watch movies on the, like couch with, watch TV with and hang out and I and she goes

yeah I'm the person I go well I should have clarified you're the girl that I want to do that with the most yeah you're like if I remember you're old we could fuck and then you swap that immediately for Dan to watch TV you in a heartbeat Mike but it's not beat it sister you got bedroom duty I'm out I'm all what's up sweaty boy hey what's up You're ready to watch TV? It's telling a gatorade a virgin to cannon's got to talk. Matters more to me that you want to fuck me than you want to watch TV with me. Oh really? Yeah, 100%

All right, I'll fuck you, but I'm finding a new TV partner That's what you have all your buddies for he's like Acres mean, it's me, Josh Adam, I'm subbing in for my guest host week. Yeah, it's like a Japanese. Could you come the games about the star? Yeah, start it up, my homie, Ken Jennings is hosting Jeopardy.

Yeah. Heck, get that. I have fun with my, I like watching TV with my girlfriends. You watch Sex in the City. Just gown around. You don't watch TV. They don't watch TV. What they do is actually makes me think there's like a mass hysteria among women they all none of them have a problem

with putting on sex in the city whatever whatever episode sex in the city or friends in the background and they call that we watch TV together they didn't they talked the whole time and they would ever they're just on the background we play on our phones right and they yeah they they looking at their own phone they just on the background. We play on our phones Right, and they yeah, they and they look at me their own phone They just sit in the room together and play on their own phones while a show they know every word to plays in the background I think that's crazy It is a mere side of mental illness apparently. I think it's wack Yeah, her and her friends have never picked up a new show illness apparently. I think it's wacky. It's bizarre. Yeah.

Her and her friends have never picked up a new show. Familiarity. It's more like a comfort thing just to know that it's on in the background. I do that to fall sleep TV. What? Put on the studio you know? Yeah. Me too.

No, I do that too to go to sleep. Yeah. Like if you if if K. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. sleep. Yeah, the tight the tight writing of Tina Fey. Um, I think he's part of you usually. Yes, Jacob. Can I ask Lou though, getting back to his foot? Do we? Lou, are you like, how do you go all the way back to my foot?

He's been in our. He's right. I can spend I can never I can talk about this all week. So no one told you that was good. Well, you seem very casual about it. Are you concerned or you got the whiskey attitude if I got another one? No, I just feel fine. So I'm not worried.

I was in pain or anything. I would say that. It's such a Chandler answer. You are such a Ross. I mean, are they turning colors, Lou? No, you just can't feel them. Uh, I could feel them now, but for there was a time. I see there's an episode of friends who are fucking Joey can't

feel his feelings for you. Yeah. The Joey can't feel his foot episode. Oh, you remember that when he thought he had diabetes? Joey. He's like, I was getting joy. Lawrence. I was in a world. Did your mom walk without a foot?

Yeah, well she used to walk her anyway So she had kind of like a fucking was it stomp it like a pirate? Were you growing up? Were you grown up when she lost her foot? Yeah, this was like five years ago My friend Glenn my friend Glenn has half a foot. Did he told that story? It's fucking so it's like a so I probably right? Like the front of her foot, the bottom of her foot was pulled up now. It's like the front of her foot is the old bottom. I don't know. I never looked at it that hard. Really? Yeah. I just, it's, it was just always bandaged up for the rest of the world. I always put you guys like a Norman Bates really, you should make your wash it. Wash my hoof. Looie., I'm as strong my back. I want you. Can you sponge my back, please? I can't reach it. Kettle that girl. Jacob, go ahead, fire away with your brutal questions.

Jacob, honey. Well, I was going to say, look, look, does the doctor know what it is? And you're just waiting for you to come in or he does, or you just don't know, he doesn't know yet. He's waiting on the results. We out of video chat, he told me to come in Friday. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.

I can't be good. How could it be good, you know? It's gotta be something. I have fuck. Come on, come on. I was gonna check up at not now. Okay. Well, I hope everything's temporary.

Hey you guys here. So he's going to come in on Friday. God damn it's a long way as the wait. Did he say don't worry? Be happy. I think the lack of when we Sorry, that's how I cheer up my I cheer up my patients

He said he said just to come in on Friday Yeah, I think I I can tell you it's because when we were staying home and not coming and Bring someone supportive He said what what did you just say like when we were rolling out a bed of doing the show I wasn't doing anything but now that I walk a mile to work uphill Yeah, a mile to a home downhill. I'm uh, you think your toes aren't used to that. No, he's saying that helps circulation Yeah, yeah, he's just he wasn't doing cardio vascular activity for a Right just ripping grits shut out Philly go birds for words ripping grits Yeah, my

Anyways, Lou we got the test back and My put on music there Sorry, I just like to really set the bed here How does well when you will get your test results? Is this swaying back and forth? Okay, so there is some clonage I think I'd be happy to Will be going to keep two toes I'm gonna I get to ask you this question, which ones do you wanna keep?

Don't worry. You see if they're on my list. He goes, now, big ten. And, now. I'm sorry,

if that's what you were hoping for, that was one to, I know you wanted to rock with the devil, but it looks like I'm gonna have to give you a Sioux-Fy. Ha ha ha. So, dude, if you're gonna give you two middle toes, take them all off, I say, that's fucking wicked

to Su-Fi. You know what? My fucking dang cook feet. Su-Fi. Dude, that's fucking great. Dude, your two middle toes would suck to have just those. No one will fuck you. When you reveal that, you'll look flicker from another planet.

gripping around a diving board. Like, I don't think you would recognize that it's just a feet missing some toes. It would appear that that's the way that's supposed to be for wherever you're from. mouse feet. Little fucking turkey feet. Oh Little fucking turkey feet rat feet moving The full size foot with just two toes Shitting out of the front middle now dude you want fucking Ronnie James D

Oh, if you could pick will you do those for the sake of the show? Is that you pick and they don't just fucking take your money take the old lever? I'm sure you don't get to pick Oh, even if you can just take it take it for a spin for like a week. What does the doctor tell you if you can make it around the entire perimeter of the building on the ledge that you get to keep your toes? No one saw that movie. Those cats, I think.

Robert Hayes had to go around the thing and they cut his pinky off. And he fuck all you. Stop being so quiet while I explain it. I was listening. I was listening. I was a reference to a movie. You know that. How the hell you were saying, Rima Williams.

With you. Fuck you, Jake. Dude, everyone's turning on each other. Yeah, we're turning on each other. Let's, you know what, it's gonna make this better. Talk about studs. Oh yeah. Talk about chippin' dales. Oh, there's so's, you know what, it's gonna make this better. Talk about studs. Oh yeah. Talk about chippin' dales.

Oh, there's so much that you know you've already teased. Nikanon. The talk show. The talk show. Which we could talk about. We gotta find a monologue like when we found Amber Rose's monologue. Somebody, yeah.

Whoa, do you know the gut movement? Was that you? Oh, where was it? That was the fucking puddle bubble enough. Yeah, dude Dan's got a bargain is throat If you damn The stories of what goes into the Balkan what comes out how deep did you go did you see the old wise bull frog to listen to back? That was my endoscopy We went down there and there was a crow with secrets in the bog down in the bog what Jacob Before we think you're in a horror movie looking for the ghosts that you're hearing. Yeah, hey, what's up here in normal activity?

No, we're just gonna be looking up so much this thing You guys here that she's talking to Rebecca is she though? There's no Rebecca there. Rebecca died in a fire 37 years. There is no Rebecca. Hey, my lord. Jacob, what were you saying? Sweet Jacob. Jacob. You briefly mentioned the Dane Cook before. I just want to give high marks to Kelsey Taylor, his girlfriend. I did the live Instagram workout. She's like a fitness expert. Let me tell you, fantastic. Jacob, check it out. What? Jacob.

Yeah. Jacob, honey, can we talk? Can we see Dinkos girlfriend exercising? Yeah, I mean, we'll check it, brought it up. We didn't bring it up. Christine. Just saying she's fighting off. Great at it. And whatever you're whatever ghost you're fighting over there, we need you. We. Just saying, Christine fight it off.

Right at it. Whatever your, whatever ghost you're fighting over there, we need you. We've two things you gotta look up. Listen, I can send Trisha in. Oh, Trisha. Trisha, that Trisha. Light it up.

Trisha's hot to trot. She goes up, old cowboy. I got him. Sorry buddy, it's time to bust this Bronco. Humbling up. Oh, eight seconds, call me Luke Mary. Oh. It's time to bust this Bronco. Humbling. Ah! Oh! Eight seconds, call me Luke Mary! Oh!

We want you to look up Dean Cook's girlfriend's Instagram workout. Because Jacob's how Jacob gets fit now. That's how Jacob gets the burn. He's trying to get really nice. No, no, I mean, he's trying to get... You know how you said it. He's trying to get a thigh gap next summer. Oh my God, I would love to watch your thighs.

No touch. I'd like to see you try this exercise Fantastic Jacob's gonna have those hip bones that makes the bridge with his fucking Painting suit underwear. I can't wait to watch the top ab. I can't wait to watch Jacob get Roman shredded I was explaining to someone at the seller last night our relationship with Roman in Sierra. Oh, yeah Yeah, it's it's it's a fun one to when you backtrack it. You're like or a stain brought it in. We got into it. We started watching their YouTube videos.

I just get cranked on fucking camera. And he's still just taking pictures. He's doing a fantastic. Oh yeah. They're just phenomenal. It's lit. Yeah. Mad lit. Oh, Mom's This is Dinkus girlfriend. Good job. Good job, Dinkook. I was in the argument that she may have been like, she was 19 or something they met. Yeah, why is that a problem? I mean, it's like weird, I guess, but like Fliggs.

Good for her. Vulnerable. She is? She knows her stuff. Yeah, she's really good. I'm not sure if you're going to get a good one. I'm not sure if you're going to get a good one. Good for her. Vulnerable. She is. She knows her stuff.

She's really good. So. Do you think she leaves Dane Cook at any point or you think she rods this out? Your Dane Cook. Yeah, he would he does the workouts. I mean, she's like a super fitness. She does like classes. I like that. I'm sorry. She is smoking hot. We would not get along at all. Oh, yeah. What would you just just that? I just I just over of your vent diagram. What do you mean? Unless Mars know what you mean by the you know, in two circles, cross each other and there's like that mutual diagram. What do you mean? I'm not smart. You mean by the, you know, in two circles cross each other

and there's like that mutual thing. What would be the mutual thing with me and her? Yeah, is there, is there? Are you two circles completely separated? She might think I'm funny. Okay. What you like, like she would never be as attracted to me physically as I would be to her.

So I'm saying where it crosses over is like she likes. Do you think there's any funny stuff? Yeah, I'm funny. Okay. And you like funny stuff. Like maybe you guys can both bond over airplane. I don't know what I was going to explain airplane in this dummy. What if she likes it all that?

It's a jokey. Here's an airplane going by. Tune. Oh, well, there wasn't airplane. Yeah, good for him. But I'm telling you, it just makes for a boring life. Yeah. What just always being in shape?

Always worrying about everything being part of being in shape. And where does that lead you? You know where? And you're fucking a bedroom of your parents' house in Florida. That's where I get you. Over-caring about everything you put in your mouth. Jacob.

And we get to meet, I don't understand. I like how I eat. I like how I live my life. I love how you live your life, but... I enjoy myself down here. I don't enjoy New York. I don't know why you hate that so much. I just want you here.

I really miss you. For the show, the eight hours a week, then the rest of the week, I do nothing there. Well, you're gonna get in super good shape. I'm sorry. Sorry, we love you. All right. Do you want me to talk?

Do you want me to fly your parents up so they could shop for you here? We miss you, Jacob. We just miss you, buddy. I miss you too. And I'm coming up. Jacob Facebook campers group. Someone took a picture with Jacob outside and Jacob was getting. I mean, the ladies were loving it. They said Florida looks great on you. They were saying Jacob looks fucking good. Alright, Jacob. And I zoomed in on the picture and he does. In fact, look really good. And Jacob looks good in general. But I'm saying it's a good picture.

And the ladies were all over it. You should bring that up. Bring up the comments on that. Some bits. Yeah, I see that. Absolutely bring that up. Trying to see that was at Dan's show, which I had a great time. Yeah, some cool, cool fans of the show on Dan's Instagram. In or it's in a mine I don't flaunt Jacob like that. It's in the Facebook group. I keep Jacob for myself. I keep him tucked away Yeah, no one gets my sweet little package only I get Jacob when I go to Florida. He's my little Florida apple fritter my ins Dude we talked about it on the show, but Florida wallaw crazy good

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Somebody had some negative comment. No. I'm keeping track of this shit now, Jacob. Why? Jacob. I'm not. I just saw it. You just saw the negative comment?

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Please, please. Jacob, I'm fucking around. Do you, don't, listen, take that comment and shove it up there. It means nothing. Please, speak whenever you want to speak, buddy. I mean, but also sometimes listen to notes. Yeah.

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