The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Casinos, Camping & Porn Shoots (feat. Dave Attell & Jeff Ross)
Episode Date: June 14, 2019Jeff Ross and Dave Attell talk about performing in Vegas and picking the right people to roast. Cameraman Corey accidentally worked on a porno & Dan recalls a snoring nightmare during Comedy Camp. ...
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Hi Campers, it's Black Lou. Welcome to the Bond Fire's Best of the Week.
On Monday's show, bumping Mike's comedians, David Tell and Jeff Ross stop by the studio
and talked about playing shows in Vegas.
And the art of picking the right people in the crowd to roast.
They're gonna be performing in Vegas this weekend.
The Mirage you ever been there?
No. A lot of fun there. It's my Vegas experience is very limited.
I went out pretty early in my career
and featured for someone at the old Riviera club.
It did not.
The shows were good, but the headliner didn't like me.
Was it Elton Johnson?
Yes.
Yes.
Very bad.
It was a bad, very bad, very bad.
They were a good. I didn't really, I walked around a little bit. Yes. Yes. A fairy panel. A lot of them. I'm going with friends for the first time in a couple months,
just like three days hanging out.
It's fun.
Two days, Mike's going, yeah, I could always pop up
with the club.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's going to be everybody.
Yeah, much people go.
We do casinos.
Dave likes to be able to smoke even like in the elevators.
Yeah.
So we have to go like this.
I know what a David Tell Sutton's smoking in an elevator. I think we're one of the strongest casinos be able to smoke even like in the elevators. Yeah. So we have to go like a casino show.
What a David Tell Sutton Spoken in an elevator.
I think we're one of the strongest casino acts out there
right now.
Yeah.
So you guys realize you're going up against half of Earth
wind and fire.
Well, we'll see you at the casino Olympics.
Oh, yeah.
It's Earth.
Yeah.
Ray Newton's corpse.
Oh, yeah.
Eurovision.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Hey, look, it's David Tell and Jeff Ross, sons of bitches. Do you guys do you guys gamble when you're out when you play boom?
Yes Jeff. Oh, I fuck hookers without condoms. Yeah, the ultimate black Jeff the true role
Yeah, Dave toss that one over to me. That was great
You know, I we're synced up. That's what it is guys try it
We try we it's like one brain two pairs of pants. We've tried talking. Okay. That's how hard we want to have a bumping mic off. Hey, Christine's such a shithead when she, you
know, Dan, she looks like she's half share. Damn. It's that easy. Done. Something to get
Netflix on the horn. Tell them there's a battle going on.
There's a battle raging.
When you guys go to Casinos,
is it just nice to just do one night in and one,
because you do it multiple nights this weekend, right?
We're doing Friday and Saturday for the first time in Vegas,
which is a big nut-to-crack.
The funny thing is, like with Dave,
there's casinos in places I never would even know
there's casinos in it.
Like, let's go to this casino in Southern California.
I'm like, why wouldn't people just go to Vegas?
Are there some Southern California?
Yes, there's one in Kingman, Arizona.
And you go, that's right outside of Vegas.
Oh, oh my.
There's nothing but casinos.
Yeah.
And oil.
In a couple of weeks we're doing marango in California.
And it's literally morango.
It's the name of it. By the I leave mohigan son after a weekend
I feel like I've aged 10 years
uh-huh it's like a time warp going on
it's weird because all you're doing is working and walking there but yeah you feel like you just ate everything
and no windows no clocks
it's fucking crazy
pumped in air
yep it's very bizarre
but it is good for our shows the casino crowds because they stay up late
They usually have some money so they can you know
I like when they get all dolled up and come on stage gives us a lot to work with yeah
Hell yeah, and then when you walk out you might catch a three-dog night playing in the lot
My was a bull for all that would I would I would I would see those guys me and Mike walked out of the of the show at comics and then right there in the in the lines
Dan it we can son three dog night man. Yeah, I would it I would chock Negron himself. We cut the encore
Marmot oh
My come I love that time when you guys bring people up on stage have you ever immediately regretted it?
Yes, like you just someone's up and you're like, why the fuck did I call this? Yes, I call it, they've usually calls the worst people up.
Wow.
I mean, you can even check.
I can even check it.
I'm more excited.
I can even check it.
I can even check it.
I can even check it.
I can even check it.
I can even check it.
I can even check it.
I can even check it.
I can even check it.
I can even check it.
I can even check it.
I can even check it.
I can even check it.
I can even check it.
I can even check it. I can even check it. I can even check it. I can even check Dave. I'll take my question asking elsewhere. Now, Jeff has a way more experience
than all of us in this room combined
with picking people for this kind of roast.
That's what I was saying.
Why does Dave pick the worst people?
He'll pick the people that raise their hand first
or jump out of their seats first.
Yeah, they go blind here.
So I'll go digging and I'll find the guy
with like six months to live who's like,
you know, you want something to work with. Yeah, absolutely
I like to disable the pregnant the old
If you're right on death's door, let's get you up here. You can always take one wing nut
You have to be careful if you get two up there,
then it's gonna be chaos, right?
What's your law on hot girls?
Usually probably a problem, right?
I think for a show, if we bring one or two,
if they're friends, hot girls on stage,
you can't have that's good.
And you can't even compete.
Anymore, that way I can make funny,
but as soon as you have too many hot girls, you lose the the audience starts to go these chicks need to need too much attention and they're giving them too much attention
I'll say they they're turning on you thinking that you are giving them attention
Yeah, David I would prefer like a married couple or like yeah, you know
What's the best is when you get someone who's not hot you bring them up there and they're the hot chick up there?
Yeah, and you can say anything to that person.
Yeah, there's limited.
There's the neasers sweat in there having so much fun.
God, you are gorgeous, you big fat pig.
Yeah.
I'll say the one thing that is definitely,
I think we can all agree on that is the no go is one.
They come up and then they grab the microphone from you.
Then you know, like this is bad.
This was what you said, like the biggest mistake.
It's always the mic grabber. I was gonna ask you guys if hot because hawk girls always go for the
mic grab yeah I've seen you guys do it and they just grab it like you know I'm not gonna
fucking get me you know that your guys is gator wrestling yeah right here we go we can also
play good cop bad cop sometimes has anybody cover come up so drunk that they have to like,
check out or throw up or even?
I'll immediately dismiss them.
Really?
I'm very open.
I don't have signals with security.
I'll just be like, security is persons to drunk.
Walk them over here.
And then they usually just go because there's a thousand
people watching.
Yeah.
Has anyone tried to plead their case?
And like, fucking, fucking, fucking roast me, I'm fucking rump soaked.
Yeah, they should be going back to your chair after that.
And you have to do a bunch of, excuse me,
because your seat seven and eight.
Yeah, like,
sorry.
Or if they bring their drink on stage,
that's usually a bad sign.
Yeah,
looking what they volunteer, they know to bring
either stuff with their friends and come up.
You also got to watch the guy
I think it's another bad audience member is the guy who's not necessarily a fan, but is chick one of the come right and then you get him on stage and he's like
I don't even think this is a funny, you know that kind of
With the drink kind of guy to it's cool too cool for school. Yeah, yeah, yeah, say whatever I'll take those guys get a viscerated
Yeah, yeah with our show with Dave and I when we take those guys get a visser in it. Yeah, yeah, with our show with David
I when we do the bumping mics, especially like on a casino atmosphere
It's a great wingman thing like if you want to get laid you bring a date to our show. Yeah, we're gonna break the ice
Okay, whether they come on stage or not like it's all about sex. Yeah, right and hook it up and you know
It's a very flirty fun body rocket night. Well, and our last two yigs, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, and in the
Brigada and Lincoln, we in the front row we had two instances of a 92
year old fan sitting there, a 92 year old fan. 92 years old.
Trying to fuck. Just there trying to fuck.
I think his granddaughter brought him there. Really?
That's having a great time. That's awesome. Is that a person that's too frail to bring on stage?
We go down into the audience sometimes if the person keeps them up. Same guy both shows. No different guy.
Different guy. He was traveling following us around. He's the dentist.
I got to get there. Bucky bumping. Yeah. He was great actually.
He waited around me this afternoon.
He was really good.
We get very-
How long do you make him wait, Jeff?
He doesn't have for us.
And he had some great coke.
Hey, it's Black Louigan.
Producer Lynn and cameraman Corey from Comedy Central have become an extended member of
the Bonfire family since they started filming us.
But when Lynn revealed to Jacob that Corey had been the lighting man for a porno in his past. eventually have become an extended member of the Bonfire family since they started filming us.
But when Lin revealed to Jacob that Corey had been the lighting man for a porn oh in his
past, the Bonfire producer wasted no time telling Jane Dan.
Listen in as the two hosts interrogate Corey on his triple ex past.
Corey, you having fun shooting the show today?
I know this isn't your favorite thing in the film, but I appreciate you being here.
Does rumor have it that Corey you can hop on the microphone too, appreciate you being here. Does rumor have it that
core you can help on the microphone too if you don't mind? That you, word, you
film, you were a camera guy on a porn shoot before? Well, I did the lighting and
I didn't know it was a porn for the first maybe four hours I was there. Really?
So it was a really indie? I thought it was was really indie I got to call this guy
His name was Danny Fox, and he was like it's Fox with two X's yeah, that should have been the first clue So that wasn't a clue. There was so much. Hey, what's up? My name's Johnny loads
It was a disease definitely at the Z at the end
We're probably 15 clues along the way that I should have figured out what was going on.
And he was, I was like, when's the job?
He was like, when can you be here?
And like, I went to this place in Midtown and I was like, is there a script?
Like, how am I lighten this up?
And he was like, nah, man, it's just a scene, you know, they're going to be here.
It's like in an office, you know, there's the boss and she's asking for more time off
work.
And I was like, that sounds like a really stupid
Movie that we're looking who'd you get right this so I'm lighting it and I'm still need like half an hour to do it
And he's like no, it's good enough bring him in and like is this person now? He just like this too. Yeah, that's fun
It sounds like everything. It's a Puccino. It's Mrs. Streep. It sounds like everything he's saying,
he's running his fingers through his chest hair.
How long did he leave me alone?
He goes 30 minutes, but we could probably do it in 15.
The sentence is like, bring him in.
Bring him in.
They brought him in what they look like.
Well, it was two women and they were both wearing,
I felt inappropriate shirts for a workplace environment.
There you go. Come on.
It was a lot of cleavage.
I thought maybe it's pride. You're a conservative man. There you go, come on. There was a lot of cleavage. I thought maybe it's pride.
You're a conservative man.
That's so funny.
So when they bring in these two women,
are you still in a worse form?
I still didn't know.
And they start running the lines.
And I'm like, the dialogue's horrible.
She goes, I'm just looking for something
to fill up my time.
And Corey, Corey's lighting gun.
Who the fuck?
I got something to fulfill you with something.
And Mr. Fox, at this point is this
where I fuck her brains out on the
on the on the desk and Corey's like
panties guys this is gonna be a
shitty movie yeah you know what
don't even put me in the credits
yeah I don't care that I was here
so the two girls come in and they
start running the lines do you
remember any of the dialogue I just
remember when the director said
take a shirt off and then these girls were like 69ing maybe 15 seconds later.
Oh, what?
And I turned to the guy standing next to me,
I was like, is this a porn?
He was like, the fuck are you talking about, of course.
Yeah, also, he just said to take your shirts off
and they took some artistic liberty by 69.
Wow, I guess he's letting them improv
and it was, can't teach love of the game.
As these girls get in there, they know,
just they're like magnets.
Where they hot, tink.
Where they hot chicks.
What kind of level porn is this?
Yeah, well, I mean, it was the kind of level porn where they're hiring people to work
on it about an hour before they started filming.
There you go.
Do you got to watch the whole thing though?
Yeah.
You bone up.
They tried to put me in like a behind the scenes video and they didn't.
Did you dig suck or something?
No.
They didn't offer that?
There's gonna have you light a place not off a dick suck.
Dude, Jay, you seem like the kind of guy that would get into lighting just so you could work on a porn set.
I'm gonna go get an interrogator because Corey's hiding something you can tell the way he's holding back.
Jacob's not it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Jacob's a good, Jacob's a good second cop to you.
What happened? Who sucked your dick on that set?
Mr. Fox himself?
Corey.
I want to thank you in a way that money seems not personal enough.
Don't look at it as a man. Look at it as a stranger's mouth.
Corey, what are we getting tripped up about?
Get an excellent job lighting it.
I'm Danny Fox.
I like to suck off my lighting.
I know what I like and I like what I like.
And I like you.
I woke up on a Thursday and I said,
I'm gonna taste the lighting man's cup.
Let's make it happen.
What happened, Corey?
None of that stuff, but yeah, I wish that it had.
No, something happened.
Something happened, dude.
I see what Jay is talking about.
You're squirrely shit.
I know what it's like to be Jacob now.
Yeah.
Well, I just want to say this.
I was doing a good cop-ad cop, but now...
You say he's got something.
I see him.
I see him.
They suck your dick off camera.
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Those flaming cheetos now your first 40
They both suck your dick afterwards
both girls
I don't remember this is before you were engaged in all that hula-belo. It's a different time.
I would tell you, obviously I would tell you if it happened.
Would you?
Why wouldn't I?
Because we're all feeling like it did.
You're not telling us.
Something happened and you're not clueless in.
Did you hang out with the ladies after that?
They watched you masturbate.
Did you sluice K then?
They sluice K you. Did they let you masturbate did you sluice decay them they're gonna see you yeah yeah yeah do you jerk off from
going that's called a louis you're gonna go in front of a
girl and sing that song I did you go in front of the
middleman inappropriate parkland shooting joke yeah did you
hang out with them outside of the shoot?
No shut up dude one of them is to go you about some Mary
One of them is to go you're about to marry shut the fuck up right now
Lin you know Corey best he's hiding something I think you're the only one for talking points about porn So so why are you striking out about everyone that knows
I just want to know how you guys knew that I worked on a point. Yeah, listen. I look at her about
I know I just look at the
Black blue Cory definitely dunked his dick right?
Dunk is dick. He definitely dunked his dick didn't he and something in some hole
He definitely dunks dick didn't he and something in some hole Maybe his hand hole you might put the tip in a little bit and then guy he got guilty as they put the tip
And I know I can't do this a little mouth. Yeah. Yeah, he girls are being paid definitely. I've been there Cory
You just go for it get your dick stuff like two prostutes. I'll tell you let me tell you that knows J
If you do have anything give it up
Or else he will pay the worst picture
He's gonna pay the picture way worse than
anything that you probably actually did. Hi everyone, it's Jacob. It's been a few weeks
since the Bonfire host went on their comedy camping trip. But on Wednesday's show, Dan
Soder revealed he's still having nightmares about the epic snoring he had to endure
from comedian Mike Suarez. Dude, we all share that cabin for the Bonfire, you know what,
dude, camping trip.
And I slept on the couch because it was soft and I was like, oh, I'm good at sleeping
on couches.
I fell asleep so hard.
And then like an hour later I heard, just the loudest.
Yeah, I heard it.
It was scary
Dude it was crazy to the point that I went and got my ear at first I did the thing
I kept yelling out Mike shut up, you know, cuz it stopped first off. It's not it wasn't consistent It wasn't consistent. It would go completely silent
You could die for seven straight minutes they go
That like the only needs a fucking seepap dude. I told him in the morning. I don't fuck up
Someone's got a danger when I've been kicked straws knows no
All right D-Fib dude. I in the morning morning I was like I'll buy you a CPAC machine. Yeah, dude. It got so crazy
That's so crazy that I see pack is not fucking I don't know what is their own cap see pack
I'm a spred out I breathe properly. I'm sorry you fat idiot. So how to breathe?
I've never seen a machine in my life
Idiots don't know how to breathe or you're sleeping. I've never seen that machine in my life
I didn't look at you, but I have woken up in that lady You're numbering yourself into this. I better be the greatest nice sleep my life though. I do
Greg has one he goes to change my life
Did it really? I didn't know what good sleeping was until I had one and now and I sleep he seems like a fucking stone
So wait, but here he would go completely silent. Yeah, and then just go
And then so if I got up and got earbuds and turned on and I'm gonna cut it Pandora classic music classical music
So I was listening to classical music and he was still cutting
Mine was like a podcast or something like a wrestling podcast
I just because people talking I would I would like pay attention
I knew there's no lyrics in classical music so just kind of it and by the way it helped for a little bit
Because I fall asleep, but then you just hear like
You'd hear it through it
Do you change and then in the mornings I told I told Jay
Help I'm dying in my sleep. I told Jay about it in the morning
He's like yeah, that's all Mike's doing is he's dying and you're upset for a guy
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna mad at him. I fucking died 17 times last night. Have you ever woken up?
I've I've sat up his straight and better for a gun
I've done a lot of read I've done it more than a few times in my life.
It's super scary because there's a few times where it takes you a couple seconds
to actually get your breath back and you're like, this is it.
I'm dying.
I didn't ever done it.
Christine's done it, but I was holding a pillow over her face.
And as you thought, she just kicked the right place.
That'll do it.
I would be willing to try and sleep out in the end.
I don't need to.
I've been meaning to get a sleep sleep.
You don't snore at all. No
Really, but I wake up every hour
I've never met anybody who doesn't snore anymore. I feel like in my life
Maybe you need to hang out cool kids. I just think you snore. I don't snore. You told you that
Becky don't tell you that every lady. I've bedded you asked
I had first thing morning. I, I wake up, my hand
and run there and throw it, I go,
do I snore?
I go, yeah.
Can you hurting me?
I always figure, I'm fucking sure.
And then I always figure,
I always figure, I always figure,
I always figure, I always figure,
I always figure, I always figure,
because you'd fuck him to sleep first, right?
Oh, yeah.
I was kidding.
Today was a good day, he pulled up a jammy,
and killed that poo nanny.
He's up looking up sleep apnea.
We don't know. We all got it. We're fat. We get it.
Happy birthday, Andy.
Thanks.
Great. Now I'm with you guys.
Happy we're with you. We don't bear this in front of that
Christmas tree.
40 years old. You're telling me you can't even sleep.
But seriously, that's all get sleep apnea machines.
You want to call us little dicks in front of our fucking
porn office.
Jacob Bringsory.
Jacob doesn't store.
You don't think so?
He stores like a little cute
man like this.
That's what you really do.
I bet like a feather just goes up
and down in front of your head.
Black loo, do you store?
Only when I'm drunk.
Only when you're drunk.
That's a qualifier from a lot of people.
Nesti, my time your wife tells you.
Christine, do you saw logs?
Oh my god, so bad.
Holy shit.
Immediately when she's falling.
It's like, oh, I'm going to die. fault last night she looked at me she goes she
was I just went to lay facing you for a minute I go that's fine she goes I swear I'll flip over
in a minute I thought you had a pew owner throat hey yo what's up campus it's DJ Lou on this week's Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kiana Reeves guy. I hate to say it, but yeah. Everyone that's ever worked with him said he's cool as shit.
He just popped up in Allie Wong's movie
is like a fucking kind of a favorite of her.
But he's devil's advocate.
Derrame, then I love it.
You didn't like that?
It's been a while.
It's a really 90s movie.
Pacino?
I am the devil!
I'm the man!
You go behind against me! You got a guess what the devil! I'm the man! You go behind against me! You got a dance with a devil!
It's with Pachino giving up. It's Pachino, it's the start of Pachino not trying.
DJ Luz back in the up.
You gotta agree.
Yeah. I'm the devil! Look at me!
Bieselball!
I didn't realize you guys were so above seeing Charlize Theran's.
Great. Full pussy. I mean, I Theran's. Great. Full pussy.
I mean, I don't know about full pussy yet.
Full pussy.
I get a lot of posts.
Are you kidding me?
Full pussy.
I don't remember that.
Remember it.
Before we start shit talking, devil's epic.
Devil's epic, it blew.
Come on, devil.
I'm a lawyer, but I'm also the devil.
Don't you understand? I'm right in, but I'm also the devil. Don't you understand?
I'm right in front of your eyes.
I'm a lawyer, and I'm the devil.
Sorry if the chicken got dried out.
You want me to tell you what I'm doing with damn souls,
and I'm sorry if the chicken got dried out.
I'm seeing over the entire Hori Nether World,
sorry if the chicken got dry.
I got six levels of pure damnation.
I got murderers, rapists, child of doctors,
and I'm not home in time, so I'm sorry the chicken got dry now.
I'm the landlord for nine circles of hell
I got a person in 4c breaking my chops of ass and leaky pub sorry if the chicken got tried out
I'm a fallen angel I'm God's former right hand man and I'm down in the flames
I'm sorry if the chicken got got tried out dude. He was the last time
Puccino tried
Sorry, dude. That's where he checks out. Come on, dude. Puccino checked out after any given Sunday
You're right. He kind of he kind of showed up
He was that was helmets and shorts. That wasn't full pads.
He didn't go full pads for any given Sunday.
What are you talking about?
We are in hell.
I least a Lexix six months ago.
I spilled a blizzard there.
We're not gonna get together.
I'm having sex with Jesse Spano.
I think I'm paying it.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I do.
Jamie Foxx doesn't put an impression of me to me and I don't do anything about it. I don't even know. I do. Jamie Foxx doesn't have an impression of me to me
and I don't do anything about it.
I don't.
Sorry if that.
Sik you can.
Cut.
Owl.
Owl, you're doing lines from heat again.
This is not giving some.
All of a, I'm sorry.
I'm bringing it all together.
This is my Puccino Jumbalaya.
You know, it's a flip side to that coin.
I see you.
I will put you down, brother.
Dude, yeah.
Any given Sunday, that speech.
Everything outside of that is that he's a bad form with a hooker and he's bummed out.
He wants to hang out with a hooker and not hooker time.
And he's like, ah, I mean, if you're gonna put this on, I'm never gonna stop.
You're never gonna stop you for playing the speech.
It's what's so for playing the speech.
It's what's so great about the speech, so is at the end of the day, and we all fall for it.
It is to me one of the greatest mysteries of masculinity.
Look at this, and these guys look at each other, they go, we're going to war together right now.
We're going to war goes.
It's a game of the ball.
Yeah.
It's a ball game.
You guys are playing ball.
You guys are playing a ball game.
You guys want to play with your ball?
It's a ball game. You guys are playing ball. You guys are playing a ball. You guys want to play with your ball?
It's a ball game. But I've I've cried it to you know
Players came together and put together a thing a season that would the you're like
It's so emotional, but you're like at the end of the day
It's like we lost now what he goes nothing nothing
You get to keep your life anyway. I'm gonna go get my Mazza Rodding get out of. Do you think soldiers take offense to shit like this? They're like hey, I was an actual war yeah, you look to your left and right and you see a brother
They're ready to go to war and hell with you. You're just gonna be against the offensive line for the dolphins man
You guys are going into a temperature-controlled dough. Yeah, the other army is wearing teal and some sort of
an electric green shoe understand that I had to go against the Taliban I would
against the Taliban who was on opiate so I'll tell you the Denver Broncos are my
Taliban you know they say that a bunch of Saudi Arabians took down those
towers but I think those Dallas Knights, those are our
al-kay.
I'll tell you, I'll tell you who got it.
Those sends a bitch across the locker room over there.
You love America, they know.
That's what this game is about.
Loving America.
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