The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Crack Changed Everything

Episode Date: December 31, 2024

America's amigo Mike Finoia is taking Bobby's seat for the day and the conversation turns musical. Jay goes through the songs in old porno films. He also plays an outspoken band called Quack Like A Duck. Jay admires Bobby Brown's rap parts in his tunes. Donald Trump holds a rally and just plays his favorite songs for an hour. Old Bonfire friend Becky Rodriguez hangs in the background. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly This is great, I think this has a Jamaican guy doing something in the middle of it also that was a big 90s thing throw a Jamaican guy in there hardcore. What's the guy who had the With shine it's like when you just like you get famous like almost like Scatman Crothers you get famous for like just a little riff of noise out of your mouth. Barrington Libby was, ohhhhhhh, shibbidi boobidi boobidi boobidi boobidi boobidi boop. The Bonfire, Faction Talk Series XM 103, I'm Big Jay Okerson, Robert Kelly is deep in the woods and fuck knows what's going on out there

Him and Jim or maybe suck and fucking each other Bobby Lee and Yamaniki have formed some weird alliance Someone's eating somebody for sure. Oh There he is. That's Bobby treading water Bobby will be back next week. We have guests those running with us all week this week except Thursday Thursday We're gonna be of course airing the The show we did from Skankfest where Jacob was pageantry Jacob and the Jacob players we all did our part, but Jacob Pulls the heavy lifting of that show always and he killed it sharp dressed sharp dressed

sharp wit Deep character big moves he goes into it dude, and you can't bother him when he's in a do we were saying earlier He's like Daniel Day-Lewis You can't get in there for a while when you go in that room before the show you're talking to a game show She's talking to Jake Batot game shows. You're not talking to Jacob. He's like Ralph's blinking box in my hand Why do words keep forming? He's like Ralphie waiting to meet Santa blinking box in my hand? Why do words keep forming? He's like Ralphie waiting to meet Santa. He's like, don't bother me. I'm a thinkin'.

I'm a thinkin'. Yeah, I was trying to think of that scene the other day. What is the kid? He goes, I like the wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man. I like the Tin Man. Don't bother me. He says, don't bother me.

I'm a thinkin'. Sitting in Bobby's chair this Ah, this fine evening. Is, yes, that's right, everyone. It's America's Amigo. Poncho Mike himself. The great and hilarious Mike Fennoyer. Yes, he. Mike's got a new podcast

called Are We Old? with Charles McBee. Am I saying his name right? Yep. Nice. It's available wherever you get podcasts. Mike's got a new podcast called Are We Old with Charles McBee. Am I saying his name right? Yep. Nice. It's available wherever you get podcasts. It's for the aging man.

It's a podcast for the aging man. We all understand that. I probably assume talking about salves and different kind of orthotics you could put in your shoes. We go into Advil this week. Yeah. You guys always honor Dr. Scholl's birthday. I'm getting my shingles vaccine again. Yeah, you guys always honor dr. Scholl's birthday I'm getting my shingles vaccine again. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa again. You have to you need to get every two years

You know really wait, you don't want shingles. I heard some motherfuckers. It's Excruciating. Yeah, my grandmother had it. It's not good excruciating just burning boiling, but it does end Her life. Yeah, no no no oh the shingles the shingles themselves actually do go Right it's if you had chicken pox you can get shingles you can get shingles my friend got him in her 30s Just from stress what shingles. I don't think that's how that works. No. I don't think so shingles That's how yeah, that's the doctor who wanted to, she must have gone in at 559. Yeah.

He said, you got tension aids. It's not a big deal. Well yeah, he goes, you have stress whatever you're feeling. Doctor, my elbow hurt. Oh, you have stress elbow. You got tension femur. You got overtime nuts.

Overtime nuts. Ah nuts it's good to have you also sitting in studio by the way we should tell you for the for the og fans everybody knows joining us in studio hanging out listening to the show it's our old friend B-rod Becky Rodriguez and we were waxing poetic her spaceship parked in the park or something she's starting to she looks like she's been hanging out on Stan hopes compound for the past couple years Yeah, you're like a dork whore It's compliment. It's definitely a niche Last time we were here together was an interesting time. Yeah, it was the day before everything shut

I think the next morning we came in to do the pre-record interview with Lil Dicky, who is not into us, by the way. No. Lil Dicky, I thought we were gonna have... So much, yeah, so much in common. I thought the Philly thing was gonna be right away. Bros for life. And I went, uh...

I went, well, you grew up in, uh, in Cheltenham, right? And he goes, Cheltenham. And he goes Cheltenham And I was like well we hate each other Now you live in knobville right you fucking asshole fucking jerk-off face We like the same stuff. I saw everything I was like dude. Is it awesome? I go I've seen you at the games like they put you like down there Like celebrity row for what the Sixers have.

I go, that's gotta be awesome, dude. Have you gotten to meet like Ben Simmons and Joel Embiid? And he was like, I know, like I'm friends with him. No. That was every kind of, remember that? It was, God, he did not enjoy me at all. I wish he coughed COVID right into his fucking mouth. Yeah, I hope he got it that day.

Suck on that, Dave, season three. Yeah, make a rap about that with no air in your lungs. You ran downstairs to see if you could find a thermometer so we can all check our temperature. Cause at that point, that was how you knew if you were going to live or die. And the only available one was like 60 bucks. Yeah. And they were, it was 20 blocks away. Really? I hustled 20 blocks. It was the last cardio I've gotten to this point

since the pandemic. It was just like an Alfred Hitchcock episode run where she's just like running down the street, like people are just turning to dust and crying, birds are flying into buildings and shit. I don't know if it's those glasses, but you look like you're gonna do stepmother porn. What?

What? And the red nails, you look like you're gonna seduce a stepson. Your father can't satisfy me because he has erectile dysfunction is all. And I still am a young woman and need a man. So good to see you. Thanks, I was going for manic pixie dream girl.

Yeah, sure, that too. But ultimately stepmother who fucks her stepson Reckless abandon with no fear in fact kind of hopes your husband comes home and discovers what's happening Are those thrift shop glasses thrift shop frames? No the real oh, I need glasses now me too But I thought those were like those look like someone named motto and hashtag me too hashtag me too hashtag me too Um I wanted to show that we talk about this on the phone at all? Cause I wanted to bring it up. I think I mentioned on skanks possibly, but the Trump commercial.

I mean if I was ever gonna vote for a guy for, and by the way, it's nothing to do with the content of the commercial. It's the balls of the commercial. It's so great. He's going, Christine, you could definitely find it. It's, cause all Kamala Harris' thing, I don't give a fuck about any of those.

Kamala. Sure. What am I saying? Kamala. Is that not wrong? It is wrong. It is? It's Kamala.

I thought she was named after the Ugandan giant. Kamala? Kamala, the Ugandan giant. Am I wrong? I'm sure that she's not named after Kamala the Ugandan. You're probably right. She might be. No, you're probably right, and I was thinking

of a great reason why I could have been right. Could you name another, Christine, could you bring up a picture of Kamala the Ugandan giant, please, thank you. Imagine if she is named after the Ugandan giant. I'm voting for, Christine, put this out from Twitter, a picture of Kamala the Ugandan giant, and go, I'm voting Kamala

I Remember Kamala now the same yes, I'm Kamala that was spelled the same so I fuck it up, too Weren't they saying it wrong on purpose for a while all Trump's people he was going like come on Like just being a day Like just being a day Chameleon well, dude if I was voting for nothing else than balls and hilarious. Yeah What what's this What happens in here, why would you phone it when we have a whole computer

Hey listen to it over my phone speaker. I'm getting it. He's from Cenotobia. Who? Kamala the Ugandan giant? Kamala. But, Kamala. Yes.

There you go. Thank you, buddy. My thank you, I don't care. I do know. I know you live and die, Her. You live and breathe, Kamala. You bleed, Kamala. There we go.

I want to see this. But wait, before you play it. Is it just his saggy nuts running across the nation? All of her commercials are just her stats. It's just given like, she lowered this rate and she raised this and she made a lot of money for this and she blah, blah, blah and she's gonna clean this and the border's gonna be fine and all this stuff.

I'm hard on crime, remember I was a prosecutor and blah, blah, blah, blah. And then this, I've only seen one Trump ad. They're all great. Is there a bunch? All funny. This one is, this one's world-class layer. Have you seen it yet?

Do you know what I'm talking about? I don't know, I've seen a couple. Oh, so you've seen it. The trans one. Let me see it. It's phenomenal. So listen, my cue's broken right now, so I'm hoping this is just the ad and not people talking over it. But I'm not sure.

I think we need Jim. Unbelievable ad. This is the Jim Heath Channel playlist of 2024 campaign ads. Nope. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. 3. Sentenced to life in prison, Kamala Harris pushed to use tax dollars to pay for his sex change I made sure that they changed the policy so that every transgender inmate would have access

It sounds insane because it is I used it in a way that was about pushing for the movement frankly in, and the agenda. Kamala's agenda is they, them, not you. The pictures. Oh, dude, that last picture was great, dude. The pictures are the best thing in the world. Just shows a series of prisoner, of male to female trans prisoners, and it's just, they're so happy, they're just smiling.

He picked the, look at this. Beetlejuice in a wedding dress? Hey, prison all ain't bad. Whoa, you're allowed to wear those outfits in prison. I'm a jail wife. I made it out of my bed sheets. I'm a jail wife. Oh my god.

He, dude, yesterday, he. Tell me that. I'll tell you what. Whoever is in charge of his campaign is brilliant. Because one, I said before, and someone corrected me, and they're kind of right, I think. Because I was like, well, he says goodbye completely to trans vote with this. Oh, yeah.

But that's not necessarily true. There's a faction of trans people that are like, it's like, uh, it's like gay people that are like, you know, there's plenty of gay people who are like, stop putting a butt plug in and dancing on a float. Sure, yes. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm sure there's gay people

that hate drag brunch. Right, right, right. Yeah. They're like, it's not good for kids or whatever, they have their opinions on it. Yeah, you just want a quiet omelet. I'm sure there's gay people. I hate drag brunch, right? Right, right? Yeah They're like it's not good for kids or whatever. They they have their opinions on it So I'm saying so I think there's plenty of trans people who are like, this is fucking crazy Is there gay MAGA? Is that a thing? Is there gag? Oh sure. There's absolutely there's queers for Palestine There's queers for people who want to kill queers

Gay Trump gay MAGA would be hilarious. Make America. Gays for Trump is an American LGBTQ organization. Of course. Wow, I gotta see some of that. What he did yesterday at a- I'll tell you what though, every day you wake up in prison,

because we still have the picture up here in the studio of the last prison trans that Kamala Harris, I guess, cut his wiener off. They look pregnant. Yeah yeah yeah well they're not in their two-piece body yet. That's other surgeries. Kamala Harris is gonna come in and get him a tummy tuck also. His boobs dropped already. Yo Kamala! These titties don't work! I need a bbl. Kamala's for they them, not you. Not you. Unbelievable.

So there's a few of these. Keep cranking them up. I wanna hear every one of them. They're great. The Trump nonsense ad. I think I've only seen that one. Yeah, bring them on. The Jim Heath channel.

The guy's a genius. I love this guy Jim Heath is great. He's just like. Jim Heath's collecting them all. Reports taxpayer funded sex changes from prisoners. Surgery. What? For prisoners.

For prisoners. Every transgender. Pause it for a second. It also just shows you, like, even like, I said, fuck Trumps or whatever. Fuck this chick though, too. Because the same thing, like, wherever she goes, she's just going to be whatever that thing is. She wouldn't challenge the idea at all in this forum. She said the Transgender Equality Action Fund here. Sure, yeah, the background. Yeah, so that's the step and repeat she's running, the photo op. So she's just gonna say, but it's just like,

wouldn't it be a little smarter of her, even to say she has some sort of a line? I don't know if like, Sure, yeah. Prisoners, but I'm all for, if adults, consenting adults want to do something, do what you want to do. But like, no, not in prison. No, of course. And that's so funny because when she did go, she's like, yeah, I have a gun and if you break in my house, I'll fucking shoot you. I have a Glock.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And people were like, oh, she's got a fucking gun, this chick. I'll put two in you, motherfucker. I bet you that got her more votes just being like yeah I have a gun and I'll shoot you if you break into my house So play more into that be more honest crazy. I think it's gonna be surprised how close the election I think it's gonna be I think it's gonna be super close and because some people are just like They just don't care. Did you see what he did yesterday? No, was it awesome? Dude, he had a thing. I heard he caught a bullet in his teeth like Bruce Lee Roy.

Did a guy try to shoot him, he caught it in his teeth. And then he did this, and he tied it in a knot, like a cherry. And then it glowed. When you got the glow, you feel the same. He finished his thing, right? It was hot in the room, they cranked the heat up for some reason, and all these people started,

I think two people passed out, and they had to call for medics. And he goes, it's a little warm in here, but it's OK. You could deal with it. Like telling people to like. And then everything ends and he goes, and now we're just going to listen to some beautiful music. And he just stood on stage and swayed while they played like like weird songs and shit. You got to find out. Take off all your shit. The boats and hoes song, you know, like the l and shit. You gotta find it, Christy. Now take off all your shit.

The Boats and Hoes song, you know, like, la la la, la la la la la la. Like, they played that, and he's just going like this. Like, he's in an elevator by himself, dude. And now, fine opera. He goes, anyway, I'm Teflon, bulletproof, you can't take me down. Kamala Harris is trying to cut off wieners in prison.

I'm gonna try to find out. I'm being the coolest. And anyway, now if you don't mind some light Italian opera fare. He goes a little bocelli for that ass. They're insane. They're all completely insane. All of them. Here it is. It says Trump stops town hall 30 minutes early looks ways to music look above it and Look at ends town hall when then prompt to dance and concert of great American music Well, this is only 53 seconds far down over it. I think we gotta go to look at that. Fuck it. This is a live stream That's a smelly room dude that room smells like powder and lotion and medicine. Is this one playing in the back?

Hands up. Yeah, there's just crazy music. Yeah, they play this in the background. It's a party in the USA. Look at the party. Look at that guy's party. They're gonna fuck a Edgar Winter over there. We got to get to the end where he sways.

Yeah. He goes, now we're just going to play some. There it is. He just stands like face. He's like a well, he goes, Kamala Trump said dumb, stupid Hispanic kick it. Everyone's just sitting there weird.

I want to hear where he's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call be great if I could cue. So if you've watched any of our last rallies, we have a criminal aliens act of 1798. That's a long time ago. That was yesterday. To do what has to be done to secure our country.

And you're right, you know, so... I'll tell you this, pause it. Son of a bitch has dropped a few. Yeah. I kind of want to get the Trump text, because I get the Kamala Harris text, and I kind of want to know what's going on. What do you mean?

Like, oh, the. The text and emails of like, oh, you get an email, and it's like from Barack Obama. I get them both. Just to see what it is. Oh, no, no, I just get them both constantly. And it's like, this is Ted Cruz. We're all drowning in alien spit.

Sick of all the immigrants raping your mother? Yep. He's like, they're outside your house right now fucking your dogs and eating your cats, dude. You want them out, send 800%. We'll match it. It's always like, send 9,000% before she gets off stage, or we're going to kill your mother.

Who's the hot chick next to him? Oh, it's a. Oh, is that Lauren? Oh, it's uh No, it's not I don't think so Lauren Bobert your buddy's a skank fest Yeah, but it's so funny it's like and they go by the way this shows you exactly where I am in politics though They're like Lauren Bobert you learn over and I go Lauren Bobert the girl jacked off the guy Yeah, she's like, is she Lauren Bober? And I go, Lauren Bober. The girl jacked off the guy in the movie theater. Yeah, she's like, what is she? She's a congresswoman.

Congresswoman, yeah, she's a congresswoman. I don't even know that still. She was at the festival, I don't know that, but I still know Lauren Bober is the girl whacked off a guy in our, you know. It's insane, dude. Was she hot? She's not.

She's definitely like, yeah, politician hot. Yeah, she's like a. She's a cute chick. I didn't know, I didn't realize, I wasn't like putting it together, I was just talking to her as a person and then I walked away and then. Christine and her finger in an elevator.

If there was a sex tape. Josh goes, is that Lauren Boebert? Yeah, I thought as soon as they watched my crowd work special in the theater and she jacked off Christine. The lady and the tramp, the kilo cradum together. And then. No, if a sex tape came out, I would 1 million percent watch it.

She's definitely. I watch a sex tape of Lizzo. I don't give a fuck. I'll watch a sex tape of any famous person. Marjorie Taylor Greene, when her sex tape comes out, she's gonna have a big fat cock. Oh, she's the worst. She's a beast, dude.

I hate her. I can't believe she's in government. She's the one that said that, she actually said, she's like, Biden controls the hurricane. She was like, he controls the weather. And people- Those people, she says the left controls the weather.

The left, the Jewish left. And he's sitting there going, that's just horseradish. I mean, this is just poppycock. Like, you know, he's just being old. So Marjorie Taylor Greene, she does say crazy shit. How did she get elected? By the way, we're not, none of this stuff

has ever televised like this, or did we ever give a shit to Washington, nor did it make the fucking pop culture news at all. But has there been a lady like this in the past, a lady who just is like, she's like a lady who should have, she puts new flowers in her hair every day, but like, and walks around the neighborhood with a cart.

There's definitely those women, but they're not, they don't have a platform. Carries like an urn of ashes of a fucking husband. They would have put her in a stockade and throwed old tomatoes at her back in like, you know? I mean, it's ridiculous. She's not just like a crazy lady on Instagram. Like it makes no sense to me.

Yeah, but that's cause she's part of politics. It's insane, none of this makes sense. None of it makes no sense to me. Because she's part of politics. It's insane. None of this makes sense. None of it makes sense. Dude, he should went over and grabbed this chick by the pussy. That should have been his move. And he goes over. He goes, now a little Italian opera.

Pst, pst, pst. And she just levitates. And he goes, and he turns around the camera, and he goes, see, they love it. He's like, you're now carrying the first baby. He interviewers Trump. He really does. Oh yeah. Fucking Biden always gets like those square-headed dudes.

I won't do it unless there's some hot box staring at me. And every time he gets here, she goes, what about your foreign policy? He goes, good question, princess. Uh. I got a lot of foreign policy when I was younger. I used to get a lot of foreign ass. Whatever you say, Cupcake, I'm gonna take this one on a, I'm gonna do a little improv here. Dude, when he told, he told Andrew Schultz

that they work alike on stage, weaving in and out of thoughts and ideas. Yeah, the weave. That was great. And Andrew just started cracking up. The weave, it's so fucking crazy, dude. It's so crazy. The fact that the politicians are going on these podcasts

is the funniest thing in the world. The view. Something like the view would have been nuts. When Bill Clinton went on the biggest talk show in the world at the time to play saxophone and look cool, it was like, stop the fucking presses. Almost when Obama went on Mark Maron, after his term, right?

Was it afterwards? I think it was towards the end, I thought. I think it was towards the end of his presidency. Because he said, I have the president Okay, so it was in like so yeah, so like that was like an amazing thing dude Theo Vaughn what I like Theo very much feels like a buddy. Oh, he's great sure but Hilarious, but it's just so funny. Like what was the point of Trump's day to have? You know it is I guess in Trump's what makes it makes sense to, you're gonna get blind votes.

You're gonna get blind votes because people would, but I'm like, no one who listens to Theos listening for like political theology, you know what I mean? He's like, you ever chew hay? Yeah, one time when I was younger, I chewed a little bit of hay. He goes, it's good, right? I guess there and it tastes all good.

He's like, man, you're running this thing like a poodle on a 10-speed, man. You're just totally, you know? Reminds me of a guy, we used to have a guy named High Five Harry, but he had no hands. We liked to high five. He also had Bernie Sanders on, Theo. He had Bernie and he had Trump.

And it was just- He's going for Kamala, he's going for the Kamala. And he said, is he going for her? No, no, it was during his presidency. It was during the presidency, yeah. So I don't know. I heard Rogan was going to have both of them on. But Mark Maron was also like an older guy. He's like a... It was before podcasts where...

He's like a well-raised guy. Yeah. So it's just so funny for her to be on. I mean, like, dude, the funniest one, when you were like, talking about a guy who's definitely not going anywhere and it's like when it was like tonight on kill Tony RFK's opening for Hans Kim opening for Hans Kim now. R.F.K., William Montgomery, Cam Patterson.

Yeah, get the Killers of Kill Tony tour. Cam Patterson, R.F.K. Jr. Like R.F.K. going on like Dave's show. I got a worm in my brain, man. Donnie Jr. doing a guestie, seven minute guesties, working on some new stuff. Dr. Phil's interviewing Don Jr. Oh, man. It's out of control, dude.

Yeah, it's nuts. Nobody ever did any of this. The hot minute was the craziest one. That's just Don Jr. It's out of control, dude. Yeah, it's nuts. Nobody ever did any of this. The hot minute was the craziest one. That's just bonkers. That's crazier to me than Trump being on Shultz's podcast. No, you know what it'll get? Kamala did, talk to daddy, call me daddy.

Call her daddy? Call her daddy. No, she didn't. Yes, she did that. Whoa, stop, everybody stop for a second. Like to formally apologize to the company right now And say that wasn't coming from places this we all understand serious XM Mike's a guest He is no way he's not being paid do not take this out on the show

We know that we are in the house of call her daddy the 125 million dollar project of serious XM The day for some reason I assume was worth it. We all benefit from it. I'd like to formally apologize. Allow me to apologize to Daddy. Thank you. I apologize Mrs. Daddy. Yes.

Name's Alex Cooper. No, no, no. Her name is Daddy. I call her Daddy. Miss Daddy. I saw her in the elevator. Nice to meet you, Miss Daddy. Nice to meet you, Daddy.

Miss Daddy. Hey, Daddy. She did that one and then she did uh all the smoke Which is uh I think that's maybe two basketball players or something. It's two black dudes I know that one's a basketball player. Yes, even Jackson. Yes, and Matt Barnes, right? So she did that one, but I heard they're both gonna do what's it called? She's gonna do an interview on Fox before this thing gets, dude, I swear to God, I don't know fucking shit about politics,

but I'm watching it like it's the last season of The Wire right now. It's my phone. By the way, you mentioned Matt Barnes, and it always makes me say again, it's a little, not to speak ill of the dead, Kobe Bryant always accepted his hero status for the time Matt Barnes, they thought,

like, faked the ball right into his face, like an inch from his face, and he didn't flinch, and they were like ice in his veins. And then they show you the overhead, and they're nowhere near each other. It's an optical illusion. Kobe Bryant never came up with it. Kobe Bryant never said, no, no, no, he didn't do that.

They were like, look how stoic this guy stays while he's getting a ball thrown in his face like no no I think it's kind of funny that like Obama going on Marin and marriage just like you ever meet Keith Richards Smoke a cigarette with him. It was alright. So what was your dad like? Don't know man. Did you do the thing? Huh? Did you go to the thing and see the guy? Everybody Marin talks it toxins the same thing, huh? How was your childhood? I still have what he made Gallagher many wall guys go Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher, I'm gonna smash my car

Where's my sin? He's got the smash emO-Matic 5000. Gallagher! Gallagher! Somebody get a tarp. It's so weird that he... Yeah, he's nuts. I do listen to him.

He does his little tirades all the time. He came into the cellar at a very weird time. Oh, great. Another handsome guy underneath Christine's console for the show. God damn it. Every show. Well, the holidays are coming. He came to this. I wanted Christine to do the, remember when the girl was

in there, it was at police academy. That's always the thing I'm thinking of when I make that joke. Yes, the podium. And he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, punky. Oh, Mahoney. Mahoney. Mahoney. Would you like some lemonade? I'd love some lemonade. I'd love some lemonade. But yeah, and then he thought Mahoney sucked his dick by the way

They just let it they just let that hang of course that always that hangs for everything that Mahoney was in from that moment they just let it hang that the commandant Lassard Definitely thinks mohoney under thing by he finished he finished and then when he peeked out of the thing and waved high He was like oh god, and then they're just like a cartoon almost it just moved on yeah Yeah, because well I will never talk about that time you sucked me off to completion underneath my podium while I was giving an addressing the the graduating class of the police get Biden reminds me a commandant lasard after that's Biden's like resting lasard face

And it's so lovely and everything's Also, love what sir what was her name the hot yet big? Lady cop that she was a Leslie Easterbrook. Yeah, I forget her name Because she catches what's his face for hanging out in the in the women's dorm and make some fucking pay Yeah, their puss hole. She uh, yeah, well, she was always good for getting there those big crazy fake cans Yeah, Eddie she's like, oh, no, you don't and like pull us a mic back in from the hallway. She was Rhonda on Laverne and Shirley. Oh

Yeah, mm-hmm. She was their neighbor and then she was the mom in was Rhonda on Laverne and Shirley. Oh yeah? Mm-hmm, she was their neighbor. And then she was the mom in Devil's Rejects. No shit. So, Six Degrees, and then somebody was with something with Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon watched Devil's Rejects. Kevin Bacon watched Devil's Rejects once, I heard.

With Michael J. Fox. Are we all good? Yep. Well, Christine, if you have to have a guy With Michael J. Fox. Are we all good? Yep. Well, Christine, if you have to have a guy go down on you every day for everything to work right here. Thank you. You can't make those jokes here, Jay. Why?

Mahoney? I'm like, what? You can't make that movie again. What, Police Academy? Why? I don't know, it would just be a thing, because, well, obviously the whole racist thing. You just gotta make all the people that kill white.

I'm making a... At least you gotta make the Chris Tucker as Commandant Lassard. I still, I'd love to do my idea of redo shot for shot, boys in the hood and men of society, but just white actors, change nothing else. Boys in the neighborhood. It would make Richard Dreyfuss so happy.

Remember Richard Dreyfuss is very upset that he can no longer play a Negro character? Oh my God. Unbelievable. That was the best. And then the one when he had him, when Richard was sitting like this in Bill Maher's house. Yeah. I just saw that.

It was so odd. It was like you're uncomfortable watching it. Yeah, he's sitting like, why are you doing that? Sit up. He's sitting with the old Max L commercial. Like it's about to get blasted.

He's waiting to grab a glass of red wine and it's firing on the table. He looked so fucking stupid. Just hang out at Jaws Comic Con and relax. Do you want to see this transition from?

Yeah. Where he says play the music. So great. This country has. Look, someone with a gun! Try it. Who's that? I'm rubber your glue, bitch. The next guy who's ass I'm about to kick. The border, I just...

Yeah, they're like, turn down the heat. Another person passed out. He's like, crank it. He's like, I'll turn down the heat Another person passed out He's like cranking like I'll turn down the heat, but I'm gonna turn up the music 10 and rip the knob off He's like throw another immigrant on the fire. It's Donald J. Trump with today's hottest hottest hottest Opera music he's like you want to meet in my trailer after toots. Yeah I could smell between your legs from here

And it's delightful. He's like he's like is that bath and body works, baby. Yeah. Yeah Here it goes. You still owe me a rim job. I Use the Here we go presidential bidet This is it. He knows how to get people hyped up Dude, she's got a walk on her. She walks puss forward. Yeah. Make America safe again? Is that the new thing? Oh yeah, you guys almost get shot every other week. I guess you're feeling that way. I'll tell you, if you're a Chiefs fan and a Trump fan, you really don't have to

shop. Look at that. That's Chiefs Red. That's Kansas City Chiefs red right there there's so much you could just blend in with a you can make your own shit I know and then there's a Luis J Gomez hat down there right the American flag cowboy hat his uh who were the weirdos the thing is like there's always for sure at the at the Republican stuff at this point there's always weirdos at the at the Republican stuff at this point There's always weirdos in the audience. Yeah, like great lunatic Well, you said that guy looks like he just came off of a fucking fishing boat and put a blazer on Like a guy who invented another kind of sham. What are the Democratic weirdos? It's that right?

It's like someone who has like a man-made cock and pussy and four tips It's a four-year-old with leg extensions and a fake penis. They have a guy named Randolphs that invented a new pronoun. And now the inventor of the new pronoun, Juan. He goes, uh, are you? This guy's pussy has a vagina. Yeah. He goes, my pronouns are she, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And wha? Like, here we go. There he goes. Kick the music, DJ. Anyone comes to those doors, you know what's going to happen. Everything is like- Dude, he should start working out like Rocky III while they play music. And now, a public workout.

You're the best. Training, getting ready for the fight. Nothing's gonna bring me down. And I know it's really warm in here. Everybody agrees that it's really warm in here. We've got a lot of people who love America. I'm gonna ask that if you have a chair, maybe sit so everyone around you sit and still see the president and have a good time.

And now the second stanza from Lobo M. Personally, I enjoy this. We lose weight. Yeah. Look at this guy. I'm down, dude. I'll do it if you do it. Buddy System, sober up, Cobra.

But some people have been waiting here for two days for this. So you know, it's a little bit tough it's a little bit tough but they're gonna try and get those doors open yes and I don't know who's building this is but if they had air conditioning do you say the air conditioner I like them I hate I don't care about his politics at all I'm not voting it doesn't fucking matter and I don't know anything about what he wants to do with his politics I just the guy's a character it's literally it's like I also like the guy,

remember the old video of the guy who wags his wiener in a little speedo and goes, can you fuck like a duck when you suck? Can you shit on my nuts when we fuck? You like him like that? Yes. Okay, all right, all right. I'm okay with that.

I wanna see more of his works. Dude, sell me your mixtape, please. Can you fuck a little duck when you suck? I just wish that. Can you put all your face in my butt? A leader has to know how to vamp. Huh? A leader has to know how to vamp for sure.

She's gotta lean more into just being like, are you guys fucking insane? You're gonna vote for this wacko? I like Trump and I like this guy. See, guy was running as like VP instead of Vance dude. This guy's America right here That guy's got a fucking second him. He's got an amendment in his dick. Hey listen. We live in New York City This is what the rest of the country is That's the naked cowboy Huh, that's the naked cowboy

You can't this guy you can't this kind of electronic setup here in the man Also, you also get murdered Yeah, you also give you murdered in five seconds when your little dork is digging out like that Yeah, and that's got a cooler fully yingling and Fanta behind the drummer, too You wanted to hear the new shit? Yeah, this isn't a song, Christine. No. This is Goat and Your Mom.

I like that the band is trying desperately to find the beat of this. It's almost like Christine doesn't know the catalogue. That's a quick zoom in on the hog though. Look at that. Play taking care of business. It was an official music video?

Yeah. Christine, please God. How is this Miss Me Forever? Look at that. It's only a Here it comes. I think this guy's actually less clay pool in disguise. Can you wave like a dirtball? Nope. less clay pool in disguise.

Nope. Find the original. I don't like that at all. You hate when the original and the studio don't match, but this time you like the live. Well, I like the live. And you hate the studio. Of course. Well, listen, many, many a song,

I go live version of it first always because they've done it time live. Yeah, yeah. Somehow better. Well, you don't wanna hear Peter Frampton, do you feel like we do in the studio? You gotta hear, wah, wimp, wimp. Did he even do it in the studio ever?

I don't know, probably. Who the fuck cares, right? No one knows, dude. No one cares. That was an album, that was like the Chris Roxs one, it's the Peter Frampton story, like the... Frampton comes back. They were gonna kind of get out of it and then they just decided to do one last little

thing. His was Bring the Pain. Did Sting do that for you? Play things the way you wanted to hear them? Did he nail the, or did he get weird and ski bop and move out? No, he didn't try, he didn't do it weird. It's just instrumentally wasn't as good as with the police. Thank God I saw the police in 2008, man.

I did too, dude. This was great. Such a great show. Since I was a kid, and they finally just said, all right, one tour. They played a bunch of good old shit. They played a bit. Yeah, guys, the police-malice.

Please, Christine? Go and your mom. Yeah, yeah yeah Stuart Copeland great I never hear stinking a bass line of this this dude is great grab the scene oh everyone knows this scene there's a most almost everyone's shirtless to some degree definitely no sleeves yeah and there's one guy just doing tumble sauces around a yard is a Renaissance fair meets gathering of the juggalos basically By the way children

There's a fat bald guy with a beard doing everyone's doing cartwheels. That's how my hair would look if I grew it by the way none of these guys have this good of a sense of humor so they are serious about this they're just setting off fireworks breakdown You're not gonna get this in the studio. We're holding up stuff, give it up up, Jake, get it up to where I want it, I'll give it up, and if you swallow what you throw up, can you take it up the boat, then I'll- Dude, I saw Quack Like a Duck 97?

It was their first farewell tour. It's like Starry at YouTube, I think. Open for Silverchair. All I wanna do is fuck you in the butt. He looks like Chris Robinson from The Black crows of course for sure some rich person You have to be rich. I bet this guy's gotten plenty of work. I hope so. Oh, yeah privates Absolutely, Christina Can we find out if we could book them? Yeah, I want to definitely have this guy for a house party

Can you shit on my butt for good luck? Will you shit on my nuts when we fuck he's got Iggy pop torso. He's got like a 12 pack of abs He's got fantastic long hair, too. Yeah, he really does. He looks like Kim. What a mix of like Iggy Kim say what is it fail from Soundgarden? Kip fail. Yeah miss. Can you fart on my balls? You know is wrong I like to think that he was sitting I think they think that he was writing that at some point Can you shit on my chest for good luck? Balls when we what I'm fucking busy you fucking up the creative process I

gotta get a fucking studio dude I can't keep doing this in this is Christ can you watch the kids I like the staring up no no you think beautiful loser wrote itself I want to see if we could book him. My birthday's coming up. What's her face? She's doing now, I wanted to tell you, Kamala Harris is now doing- Kamala, you gonna do it? Kamala, the great Kamala is now doing commercials

where she's clipping up his craziest moments, right? And going like, he's like, hey, if people don't agree with me, maybe we use the National Guard, maybe we use the military, maybe we just get them out of here. And she's playing those and letting the crowd go, oh, and she's like, now do you see

what we're gonna face here? And it's like, come on, step it the fuck up. You gotta meet this dude in the ring. You know what I mean? Get it up to like, if you're even just BAEW, he's WWF. No, because the reason I understand not doing that also, I get it, to like if you know, she was just BAEW WWF no because you're the reason I understand not doing that also I get it like get in the mud too but this is the concept of like You want to believe if she wins it's because like

rationality sure like people that are like, you know Like, you know, let live and let be well, that's not really what the left is anymore It's not really a live and let be it's fucking I don't think any I think it's all a big giant mess And I don't know if anybody knows what they are anymore There's the big fucking well Becky Rodriguez is a stepmother having sex with her stepson She makes stained glass She teaches violin to deaf kids and then she shows them a boob

She plays violin to deaf kids. To deaf kids. And then she shows them a boob. And knows no one's going to understand when she tries it, when they try to tell people. She washes dishes at the bed and breakfast just to help out. This goes along with what the Trump ads. I just read the Marvel comics. They just changed the character of Hawkeye to it. And he's now a non-binary Native American who who goes who claims that hold on both ways.

No, not my concern would be that isn't having a Native American should be a bow and arrow specialist. Kind of insensitive. Non-binary. What? We hold on here. It's a G.I. non-binary what we hold on here. It's a non-binary Native American who? Who claims has two spirits? Oh, it's you spirit a male and female spirit. Yes Oh nice, and that's not what's the what's the they them for spirits? Yeah

Hey Hawkeye is it gay if I fuck you today or not? What day is it? Hey, what spirit? You got pussy spirit or dick spirit today? It's wacky. That's crazy, dude. Oh, and he's wearing like a T-Mobile magenta. Hell, yeah.

Aren't they? And he's got fucking, and he's got a, he's got Leland Chapman hair. Dog the bounty hunter's son. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.

Can you fuck on my butt for good luck? You know who was way ahead of this was G.I. Joe, because G.I. Joe's didn't have a dick or a puss, they just had a plastic nothing, right? What's that? G.I. Joe's didn't have any holes or, you know, they just had nothing. They would break, you remember those pieces would break? Yeah, the little cock piece would break off. Cock or, you know, they just had nothing. They would break.

You remember those pieces would break? Yeah, yeah, the little cock piece would break off. Cock pieces. That was the first piece to break. And the hip elastic. Yeah, the cock piece always broke off. It was the worst. But then you could learn how to unscrew them

and you could put other cock pieces on the other ones. Yeah, that was the beginning of transitional surgeries. But I would break the cock pieces off the female GI Joes on purpose. There was one GI Jo lady that had a good set of teats on her. I forget her name. Oh, it was probably Scarlett. Was it Scarlett?

And there was another one though maybe? Well, Jinx, the female ninja, was who Road Pig had to save. But she had little stingers though. She didn't have big cans. That wasn't Road Pig's thing. No. And when she was at that party He had to go rescue her from all the other bad people that party to bond Joe V's. I'll be there for you

He wanted a chick that could jump in and drive stick if it if the need presented itself So are they was about big tits? There's no more Jeremy No more Jeremy runners, you know, it's now be, it's this. Well, this is the comic book. Nobody's buying anymore. The industry collapsed. Here's what I'm picturing. Here's what I'm picturing. Tim Curry's Dr. Frankenfurter with arrows.

Okay, hear me out elevator pitch. Spirit animal I'm just a sweet transvestite hang on Thanos Transactual did you ever go see that in the theater? Did you ever go to the the Rocky Horror picture show? No, I knew I was straight pretty young I didn't have to go throw on some heels and find out Christine used to fucking Do you have sex with a guy who would put on fucking fishnets and go do that? You did? Together but my friend's lying. No, he didn't I don't think you went you told me there was times that you

Something and because he was going to know that's when he's playing World of Warcraft No, you said he would go. Him and his friends would all go to Rocky Horror and dress up like ladies. No, my best friend's boyfriend, who was his best friend, had a whole alternate character named Crystal Price that he dressed up as. Crystal Price?

I mean, the guy was a total nerd. He mixed an iced tea and a toy company. And my boyfriend dressed up... I don't think he dressed up a lot, but he did dress up. For you. Look at her pulling this down. Not for you.

No, he was very straight-laced Hawaiian shirt type guy, khakis. Hawaiian shirt and dressed up like a. He made Christine dress up like Rocky, though. Rocky Dennis. Rocky Dennis. I got dragged to this once because I thought it was going to.

Getting laid. No, Susan Sarandon in her prime. Sure. This sucked. The movie? Iandon in her prime. Sure. This sucked. The movie? I was never into this. I enjoyed it.

Now the audience. The movie is entertaining. I don't hate them. I mean, I don't know if I'd ever watch it again. But when it finally came on VHS, that was a big deal. Yeah, yeah. When it came on VHS, I remember seeing it being like, that was fun.

Yeah, it was a fun thing. Yeah, it's like a weird. It's like, I tell you what, if I would have smoked pot when I was young, I probably would have loved it to that. It was like a thing you had to watch, you know what I mean? Girl in high school. But now never, never. I liked it, but I never went to the shows and they were pretty big in LA.

Well, even in New York, now's the time of year too. Well, you didn't want to go see your boyfriend chugging balls in a fucking, while people throwing popcorn in a stream. But then also, right around that time, I guess early the early 2000s, Hedwig became super popular. And that was like the new dress up thing that everyone took. Isn't it about someone cutting their cock off? I don't know. I don't even know.

I don't know it. It is. Hedwig and the. And the. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Oh, it's the Angry Inch, the cock he left on? He misses his friends? It must be.

I don't know if it's the cock he left on or if he cut his inch off. This cock's too big. I got to cut it off. I keep killing these women with my cock. That's still my favorite transition in all of pornography. Deep throat.

When the girl tells her boyfriend, she goes, I'm sorry, but my clitoris is in my throat and I can't be with a person unless they're, like, have a nine inch penis. And he goes, well, let me call the doctor. And he goes, well let me call the doctor. And he goes, doctor, can you do me a favor? Linda says she can only be with someone if they have a nine inch penis.

You can, what? You can, you can? Oh my God. And he hangs up the phone and goes, they said they can cut it down to whatever size we need. Deep throat, deeper than deep your throat don't buy a boat don't cross a moat that's all she wrote is that the song low you got it it's the greatest song ever don't buy a boat don't cross them I don't think it's what they say it

all it's just hilarious I'm just making that up but But that's the tune of it. I know. Just coke, dude. Just this guy's coked up in a studio going, dude, I nailed it. Christine, who sings Deep Throat the song? I like to look into his other works. Yeah. Deep Throat live at Budokan. It's coming. This is where she gets all excited. She goes, oh my god, they can make your penis small enough to be nine inches? Louis Perranos sings it.

Louis Perranos, a Greek. And give it all you've got. Bring up the lyrics, Christine, of this. Now we've found your tinkler. The solution is quite clear. For if we both can't hit it now The bell's your surely Here we go, Jacob, show us the set.

Deeper than deep your throat Please don't, don't row a boat Don't row a boat. Don't get a boat. Don't roll a boat. Don't get a goat. That's all she wrote? That's the one for sure. That's incredible. That's a writing session I wish I was in on.

He's like, dude, what can we rhyme throat with? Don't get a boat. Don't get your goat. Don't roll a boat. Don't get your goat. Throat. Deeper. Don't roll a boat. Don't get your goat. Don't row boat. Don't get your goat Strong I love that they film this strong music me I love that they filmed that he got like he filmed it recorded this when the Zamboni was cleaning the ice during periods

fucking AHL hockey rink organ. What are the songs that tell the whole story of the movie within the song? Because that's so hilarious for porno. As Debbie does, Dallas has a pretty interesting song in the beginning, but I can't remember if it's... But I'm not talking about pornos. Yes, Deep Throat's written for that for sure,

but the actual writing session, you know, he's in like a view to a kill. It's like James Bond is skiing on a hill. What's it called, it's Huey Lewis. Huey Lewis, we did this a long time ago on Skanks. It was back in time. The song Back in Time was written for. The movie, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he says like, is this the future, 1955? And he'd be like, please don't go 88. So those lyrics are all about. Yeah, that's in there for sure. Yeah. What's a Ghostbusters 2? What's a Bobby Brown? Woo!

Don't forget about Vigo, the master of evil. Try to bat on my boys. That's not, Ligo! They're in control. Yeah, yeah, you know it. You know it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know it. That's not legal They in control yet yet. You know it you know it yet yet yet yet yet You know it It's so funny how old or Bobby Brown that guy got to escape the flack of being Described as one of the worst rappers of all time when you were the rapper guy But also part of the singing group and you were the guy that would go do the rap when needed that was never a good rap

No, never never never bring up the lyric my favorite bring up the lyrics for the rap when needed. That was never a good rap. No, never. Never, never. Bring up the lyrics, my favorite. Bring up the lyrics for the rap, Bobby Brown's rap in Every Little Step. I think I know them all. This was a terrible time in music when this became like, when the rap down became a thing. Deepest Blue is one of my favorite rap songs.

But that's for, that's a thing for made for a movie, but not even just that. I'm saying LL Cool J though, has like severe skill at rap. Like he's very good when he puts his like a heart into doing like a hard song or a good song. Of course. He's really, really good. It's the entire synopsis of the movie. Oh yeah. My head is like a shark's head.

He brings you through the entire movie from beginning to end in the song. And you have it with the rap. Now go to the rap part, Christine. I don't know where it's at. Does it say with rap? Too hot to handle. No, no, no. No, you're doing the Ghostbusters on our own.

This is Every Little Step. Every Little Step with rap, you have to say. I will be there. God, it's like no one even knows how to look up Every Little Step with rap. Be together. They just gave me the same one. Well, let me go down. That song went straight to Burlington dressing rooms.

Hang on. Oh, wait, it was up. I think it was. No, no. Yes, it was, dude, because look, it went. Remix remix. Let's go. This is going to be it. Shot of do brown shot of do. Hang on. Verse three. Yep, there it is gonna be it. Sha-da-doo Brown, Sha-da-doo, hang on. Verse three. Yep, there it is, verse three.

Yep. Everybody wants to know what's going down. Not with James at the gym, but it's Bobby Brown. Pause it. Pause every time. Everybody wants to know what's going down. Not with James, not the Jim, but with Bobby Brown. But the Bobby Brown.

Yep, that was good. Not with the Jim, not the Jim, but with Bobby Brown. That's a lot of... that's a mouthful to get into a line. Okay. That's good coke ears. Go ahead, play it again. Now... Cause I'm chilling much harder, cause y'all know, cause Bobby Brown was good to go solo.

Been on the mic for a long, long time. Guaranteed to bust a stupid rhyme. Now I'm on the mic and I'm rockin' real fresh. Sure, everybody out there, don't talk less about me. Pause it. Don't talk less about me. That is just terrible. I hope someone got fired right there

This I've got a lot of rough-and-tumble friends and they're gonna meet you in the end. I would have better rep for this It's gang fest I'm rocking it steady when I'm good. He played it Don't talk less about me because I'm'm rockin' it steady, and when I'm on the mic, don't you dare call me Freddy, cause I'm ready, really ready to get paid, and get slayed. Check this out, Mike. I Drive a 560 sec and when I'm on the mic you gotta see me Driving down the block cuz I'm blocking the lock and when the sucker MCs try to drop my spot when I'm Rocking on the microphone people gotta gotta gotta gotta leave me alone. I really don't care I really don't give a damn. My name is Bobby and not uncle Sam

I think we owe a deep apology to summer rain. Put it on a chain. Rang-a-dang-dang-dang-dang It got lazy as balls at the end of that Because I'm ready and don't call me Freddy and everything is steady That's the best part go back there cuz my name is brown that's what they call me Go to the video Christina, I gotta see them shake his little hips You could totally understand you could totally understand my parents were like our guest is here no idea we had a guest today Who's coming in? My name is Brown.

That's what they call. Ha ha ha ha. Give the video for it. Eh, eh, eh, eh. Four commercials today. Four reads, rather. Yeah. You gotta go down to the rap.

Christine, learn where the rap is, would you? Wait, here we are. You can leave it here, it's fine. I just wanna see him go, wahhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh, don't you dare. No. Jake, I'm trying to get a boner here. This hair, dude. Don't you dare no

Jacob trying to get a boner here this hair dude And then thankfully crack changed everything. Crack came in and changed everything. Then all of his little steps became for one thing. Roller skates turned to roller blades. Everything got weird. Shoulder pads turned to rock cocaine. No more no shirt and a jacket.