The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Crying Over A Country Song

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

Bobby starts crying over his new favorite country song about loving your best-friend wife. He is ridiculed by the crew for weeping on the air. Jay is interested in joining a wellness center. Bob has experience with this because he has low testosterone and gets treatment. A listener calls in about his "low T" and gives further advice. The consider the benefits of using peptides and steroids. *JOIN US FOR A SPECIAL TAPING OF THE BONFIRE LIVE FROM NASHVILLE ON TUESDAY APRIL 8TH! IF YOU’LL BE IN THE NASHVILLE AREA ON APRIL 8TH, VISIT SIRIUSXM.COM/THEBONFIRENASHVILLE BEFORE 5 PM EASTERN ON APRIL 4TH FOR YOUR CHANCE TO ATTEND.  NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. MUST BE A RESIDENT OF THE CONTINENTAL U.S. AND AT LEAST 18 TO WIN.   *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, The Bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly. Hey, what's up? It's Bobby Kelly, BK Broiler. Join us for The Bonfire live from Nashville on Tuesday, April 8th. If you'll be in the Nashville area, guess what? On April 8th, visit SiriusXM.com slash The Bonfire Nashville before 5 p.m. Eastern on April 4th for your chance to attend. No purchase necessary to enter or win. Must be a resident of the continental United States of God bless America and at least 18 to win.

Visit SiriusXM.com slash The Bonfire Nashville. Jacob, what you're talking about is steroid abuse, where your body will stop producing if it doesn't need to. You're not taking, he's taking testosterone, uh, it's like testosterone. It's like supplemental Right I Yeah, I started yeah, I look at put those headphones on you're screaming into the microphone I did well. How was your testosterone level? Sorry, sorry, sorry My testosterone level was for I think 420 which it could be like seven or eight or nine is normal I mean look I'm fine with it I could after 300 you should you can

replace it but what you're doing is you're not you just read I'm not taking I'm not taking way too much to get my testosterone over like 1400 I'm just taking it to get it back to where it's normal, where it's 800, 700, 750, between seven and eight, where it's just normal again, where I can feel like I'm 20-something again, so I can get up and work out and I can do the day and I can, you know what I mean?

Crush pussy. Crush pussy, yeah. Yeah, it helps with a lot of things. I went to this, what was it, what the it helps with a lot of things. I went to this was it The fuck is it called which doctor I went to this witch doctor in Stanford, Connecticut And he had a monkey that came up and picked my boogers. Oh my god, that's good That's a good sign and then ate them and then by that he went And he knew what I had to get. That's a good harvest. It's it was a harvest. Yeah, it's called

Game, I think it's called Game Day. What is it, a pill or a shot? This is the weird part about it, and this is what I didn't wanna do. I was offered, yeah, Game Day Men's Health in Stanford. Great place. Because I was very scared. You go in, they have all the stuff there, but you can get like vitamin shots,

you can do all kinds of stuff. A wellness center. Wellness center. And you go in and they got this smoking hot Puerto Rican girl working there. I'm gonna be honest with you. She want your cock? The only reason I'm doing any of this

is because she works there and I just, I'll let her stick a needle in my fucking shin bone if I can just see her once a month. To be honest with you. She'll flash a t I can just see her once a month. Yeah. To be honest with you. She'll flash a titty eventually. Oh, God, she's so hot. She young?

Young or probably late 20s Puerto Rican girl. So cute. You know what she'd like to? Smell her. Really? Yeah, like get up on her and just smell her. Like... Yeah, why not?

When she comes in? I think they like that. Okay, like that? Yeah. Okay, cool. Smell maybe her down there and say he goes you're menstruating or tell her that she just finished She's finished menstruating look should I do it through my nose or through my mouth like this? No, no nose and do this with your fingers like you're bringing it into your like a body Like a steak sauce you're menstruating, yes. Like Count Dracula.

Yes. Yeah, okay. You're menstruating. Yeah, so you inject it subcutaneously, which is in your belly fat. I don't do- Or your ass or thigh. I don't do the ass or thigh

because that's the bigger needle in that you can hit a vein. And I just didn't feel comfortable. The main vein? A lot of people do it. A lot of people do it. A lot of people do. I did it in the ass. You do it in the ass with the thing?

Cock. Yeah. Your own finger. I do it in the ass with a cock in my finger. I did it in my ass cheek with the needle, yeah. You do it, is that what you do? Well, I don't do it anymore. Oh, you don't do the thing anymore?

You did. No, mangiaro, that's stomach. That's subcutaneous. Yeah, yeah. That, that's stomach. That's subcutaneous. Yeah, yeah. That's less than. You're saying subcutaneous, but subcutaneous means it's the ass and the leg are the same thing. Can I be honest with you?

It's all subcutaneous. Can I just tell you, I just wanna say subcutaneous. I don't even know what it means. Under the skin. I just like saying that. No, but if you. How often you gotta take it? Well, you can do it once a week, you can do it three times.

It's called micro dotting, where you can go a little tiny bit every day, some people do that, it's what you want, so I'm gonna do Mondays, I'm gonna do Sundays and Wednesdays, because I go on the road Thursday usually, so that will take me through the week and keep me where I need to be. Fucking hard cocked.

What's the advantage to left to once a week? Hard cocked and fucking, what? Sorry, what's the advantage to once a week? I cocked and fucking... Sorry. What's the advantage to once a week or three times a week? Well, when you micro-dot... I don't know what they call it. If you do it twice, did Justin tell you this? Is this Justin Silver thing? Yeah, he told me to come inside of a vagina and eat out of it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. People don't think you're gay, but you still get to enjoy your gay stuff. Right, yeah, I didn't want to do that. Yeah, I was sucking another man's cum out of a pussy. And go to advertising now. Bare skin jackets. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I heard Justin said he ate his own cum. Sure. Yeah. You haven't stopped thinking about it, have you? Yeah, I mean, well, you don't forget about it. It's the only thing that makes you cum now.

Yeah. I was thinking about that. But OK, go ahead. Go ahead, Jacob, you got another question? No, I just didn't understand what's the benefit to taking it once a month, once a week? Cause instead of having it all wearing off that one dose all week, in the middle of the week,

it'll give you another kind of like, it just disperses better. If you take it, if you take it. So they say. Yeah, exactly. If you take it on Monday, by Thursday, Friday, Saturday, you'll be coming down. You'll be coming down again, so you might feel that energy drop.

But if you take a little bit on Monday and some on Thursday, it keeps you just even for the week. And I know so many guys that have done the testosterone, and it just brings you kinda back up. Supposedly, I don't know yet, dude. I just tried it. I'll let you know in like six months if there was a change in me.

I'm just working out. I'm trying to really work out right now. Bobby's like, I don't know. I think I've been waking up in the middle of the night and becoming a wolf. But I don't know, and I don't know if that's testosterone, in fairness. I choked on Enmax at the same time

and put him up off their feet. I want you to have Latimer road rage so bad. Where's Bobby? He's laying down on the street letting cars pass him. He's going off his fucking rocker. I heard it. I'm interested, so I didn't know, like, how long until it kicks in?

He beat Don to death and caught her at cock teas. Here's the thing. I went to my doctor a few years ago. My tea has been the same for a few years. It's been in the 400s, which I don't really like, right? Your D hasn't been the same since the 80s. Your D. That's because you got your booger nose in front of the D.

We thought you said D. Your D. It was D. Did you guys hear me what I said? The D. But yeah, so like I went to this place. This place takes your blood, does all this lab work. I have to go back in and do all kinds of other lab work. You've got to keep going in though.

You have to keep getting your blood checked. It's a wellness center. We all should go. To make sure that it's not affecting you in a bad way where your T is you don't want to go too high you don't go too low you want to find that sweet spot so it's not something you just get and start injecting yourself and you're good you got to keep going. Bobby's wolfing out. What? No, Styles, I'm not a wolf, I'm a fag.

Maw. Maw. Maw. Maw. Maw. Maw. Maw. Yeah, so it's supposed to help you with working out,

because it takes a lot for me to work out. Crush your ass. And I'll be honest with you, and I haven't told anybody this, I've been in a little depression the last couple months, but it only lasts for a couple hours. Like, it will happen, like, it will just hit me and take me out, where I just wanna sit on the couch

and that food thing comes back and all kinds of other stuff, and I'm just like, fuck it, I'll just lie there. Maybe get some bubblier glasses and stuff, wearing those fucking Roy Orbison you got on. Fucking. Crying over you. Crying over you. Crying over you. Crying over you. Fucking crying over me. Get some fun eyewear. There's nothing funnier

than a guy going, let me just tell you something. I've been depressed and sad the last two months. Why don't you change your glasses you sissy. Fucking Roy Orbison glasses. You tub of shit. Crying. But some better glasses. Crying. But it's, you know, like guys go,

like Dawn's going through menopause and their estrogen and all that stuff goes up and down. Guys go through the same shit. But we're just supposed to man it up and keep going. And I was like, fuck, I talked to a lot of guys who've done this and I'm gonna do it. And hopefully it brings me my energy back up, helps you remember again your memory,

you get to work out a little harder and stuff like that. Because I've been plateaued at 230 for a year now. I need to, I want 200. I wanna get to 200 and call it a day. And I don't have that type of energy to do it. And I think that this will help me out. Christina, there are wellness centers near us. I wanna go to a wellness center.

Stanford, you go to Stanford. I'll hook you up. Why the hell would I go all the way to Connecticut? It's only 30 minutes from you. No, it's not. I know, it's like 50, but whatever. There's got to be one probably in my area. There's probably one in your area. There definitely is.

Are you going to a wellness center now? My primary doctor wants to have a wellness program, but I'm not falling for that bullshit. No, dude. I'm telling you Whenever it says chiropractic, so I don't listen. I want chiropractics more than anything. I love it scam, but it's not yeah It is a scam. What are you saying chiropractors are scams? I'll tell you what they actually the guy I'm seeing up and where I'm at This microphones fucking limp is my everything in here sucks Every piece of equipment in this building suck shit except the ones that we can't use the cameras are phenomenal, but we don't know

The lights are covered with little pieces of tape Yeah, listen chiropractic I went there it's there, maybe what they do is, I went in, they're charging me a lot of money on my insurance, they made me watch a whole video, like a cult, and then I had, he was like, you have to sign up for a year, you have to do two visits a week, five, three a week to start out, and I'm just letting the guy talk.

And I had to sit through this stupid thing. And I went in for the first week, I go, let me check this. I just wanna do one week, check it out. I went in, I lied on the table, he did a stupid thing on my neck, pulled this, did that, roll over, okay, you're done. It was like three minutes, four minutes. I'll see you next week.

I'm like, fuck. It's only a few minutes, yeah. Fuck you. It's like tanning. It's bullshit. Only a few minutes. It's bullshit. Only a few minutes. It's bullshit. Christine, what does this building do?

Can I just say my chiropractor was a scam too and he used that handheld massager on me. I'm like why don't I just get the handheld massager and I bought it $70 on Amazon, I haven't been back. Fuck yeah, you know what I went to? Sports Massage, I found a sport, this guy Frank up right down the street from my house, Sports Massage guys, the guys who work on athletes, they know how every muscle,

ligament connects to everything underneath the skin. He went into my back. But do they jerk them off after? Yes, of course. What do you think, I'm not going to get jerked off at the end? I'm just worried that these athletes are going to get all their muscles and everything right in their backs and lines straightened out in the line But are they gonna get jacked off by this guy? Yeah, they jerk you off

Black Lou yes, we have a caller calling in who agrees with Jacob about what? What I don't even know what we're talking about Jacob, but I don't know what Rats was he agree with testosterone. Yes Hi, what's your name? Rats? What does he agree with? Testosterone? Yes, testosterone. Go ahead. Hi, what's your name? John. Hey John, what's happening? You're on the bonfire. Why don't you pull up a chair and enjoy some s'mores? Hey, welcome to the bonfire. Gab yourself a wiener on a stick and sit down with us.

Yeah, welcome to the bonfire. Sit down, light a cross on fire. Hey, welcome to the bonfire. These are your brothers in Aryan Brotherhood. Now, Bobby, take the floor. Hey, welcome. What's up, Johnny? So, Bobby, you've got to be careful. Once you start taking that juice, your body stops making testosterone. That's what I keep hearing. You're absolutely right. I already knew that. That was a decision I made. When you take it, your body will just say will just say I don't need to do it

There's a couple things your body might produce more estrogen and a friend of mine got this tits You he had to go get estrogen blockers to block the estrogen. There's a couple things. I'm gonna do a first nuts Understood, but I'm gonna do it for a little bit All the guys I know on it. you can't just go get it. You know what I mean? You can, but you shouldn't. That's why I'm going to this place where I'm gonna be, have my blood checked, make sure everything's okay,

and if there's a certain point where I don't feel, I'm just gonna back out of it. Not me, dude. I'm getting Diana ball from some greasy guy at the gym. And he's to me and the can the pill none of the no two pills are the same. Hey John John I'm getting it from the doctor. What John? What'd you say John? We didn't hear you I'm on it. I'm on it from the doctor. They've been giving it to me now for two years because I'm an older guy I'm 62 right, but you feel good, right? My testosterone I was almost the fucking girl rolling tits right yeah, I know tonight

And now I've watched it. It doesn't happen immediately. It's a slow thing. Yeah, slow. It doesn't happen overnight. It takes months, right? Even longer no I'm saying for men, it takes months. It takes months. And then once it's, I guess now I'm two years in, almost. How do you feel? My testosterone's... I'm feeling pretty goddamn good. I'm up to 400 on my testosterone now. Oh, well, yeah, I'm at 400 now. You should be at like 800. He said he was a girl. Oh, well, yeah, I'm at 400 now. You should be at like 800. He said he was a girl. I was 40.

I think I'm Superman now. You were 40, fuck, wow. You were pretty much having lips. But you can't go off of it. No, you can't. This is it, once you go on, you're committing for a life to get. Can I say something?

As he got older, he's at 40, as he gets older, it just goes down to where he had no teeth, 40. Jacob, your theories are all too, I've had this same, I had this one, I had to take Lexapro for the rest of my life. And I go, or not for the rest, you know, whatever, as long as I have to take it. Everyone's always concerned about that.

You're gonna have to do it the rest of your life. Yeah, you have to take vitamins every day, too. It's just part of the thing, it's a routine add. And you're not, look. You may have to do it the rest of your life, but you're gonna feel good. There's a chemical, look, I understand. I don't take any pills at all, nothing.

Yeah, that's not true. I don't. I'm sorry, what did you just say, microcorrection asshole? I don't take any pills. I believe that you do take pills. What? What? I don't know.

I don't take any. I was just being funny. God damn it, I was trying to be funny too. I thought you were gonna fight back. No, you weren't. That's a move. That's your move. No, this is a move. You say you're being funny. God damn it, I was trying to be funny too. I thought you were gonna fight back. That's a move. That's your move. No, this is a move.

You say you're being funny. No, you can't go serious. And then when I say I was trying to be funny, you go, I was being funny too when I yelled at you. No, you're supposed to go microcracking. Yell at Jacob. You, fucking Jacob. I'm looking at this guy's tits.

Jacob, I'm sorry. Listen, my testosterone's getting better. God, he's hyped up, dude. I do wanna know what mine is. This guy gave himself one getting better. God, he's hyped up, dude. I do want to know what mine is. This guy gave himself one jag in the belly and he's fucking off the rails. Buddy, what you have to do is get your blood checked, get your testosterone checked.

But they don't just check for that, they have to check for a lot of things. So you get that checked. If it's below 300, you could get testosterone. Jacob, fix your face before Bobby knocks you the fuck out. I see him getting worked up, dude. I'm sorry, Jacob. Fix your facial expression, dude, before Bobby knocks you the fuck I see him. I see him getting worked up I'm sorry, Jake fix your facial expression do for Bobby fix it for you. I mean not for nothing. It's bugging me. Oh, no Listen but what happens you're just replacing what you were when you were 27 or 25

You probably had 800 to a thousand. You're just replacing what you were. When you were 27, 25, you probably had 800 to 1,000. You're just replacing it. You're not putting anything else in your body except replacing what you lost. That's it. Now the lowest end of normal is 400. You're probably, I'm guessing around two. How do you know?

I bet mine's higher than yours. Well, we're listening to your voice, Kermit. Oh, you think so? It might be very much, I have no idea. I was okay, when I went on it last time, than yours. Well, we're listening to your voice. Oh, you think so? Kermit. It might be very much. I have no idea. I was okay. When I went on it last time, I was four, no, I was like five something.

It was low fives. And like- It was like just low enough to be able to do it. Yeah. It was just low enough to be able to do it. It was like low end of normal that they said I could do it. So I don't, no, but I was on it for, I did one month and then they took me off.

Why'd they take you off of it? Because I couldn't go get blood work done again. Why? Just timing. So I had to go get blood work done to get another prescription for it and I didn't have time to go get blood work done. That's why I like this game day place.

I walked in, made an appointment, they gave me a consultation for free. Well, Christina's looked up a fucking gynecologist for me, I guess, when I was trying to see if a wellness center, it was just chiropractic stuff. I went like a, what's it called, like an anti-aging. Yeah, this place does that. Testosterone replacement for men, Wayne New Jersey.

Well, the one place you went to was like all a... The place I'm going to does everything, right? Did you go to it? What's the name of the place you go to? Game Day. Game Day Men's Health. It's, they have, they're opening up a bunch of locations. They might have a location here.

They're a franchise? It's a, yeah, because this is- You're going to TGI, thank God, it's testosterone. No. It's- It's- T H I T, T G I T. This is like a thing down in Florida,

like all these things that happen, yeah. Yeah, I booked the testosterone replacement test went in free they do it and they they have all the tests there So they do the the testing so in 20 minutes, you know what your tea is Christine. Look up why game day It's been seen in men's health as the best franchise for intravenous drugs. I mean my age I still I'm very good about working out. Yep. And I still get boned up pretty easily. Pretty damn easily. Right. Let me see. Get hard for me. Yeah, right now. I mean, I don't. Yeah, look at this. Bobby will be able to in a few months. Look at my tit. Look at my titty. Look at his tit. Look at that. You have a man's titty. It's not that titty that they say you can get. Get hard. I

do. Stop talking about it and get yourself hard right now for me. Can't do it right now. Sure you can. I just love that there's like a medical word for bitch tits. Yeah. What is it? I like that the pronunciation here. Say it.

Gynecomastia. Gynecomastia. Gynecomastia. I do not want gynecomastia. I think Mike Caldor gynochromastia when he started testosterone and he had to go and get a estrogen blocker. I think I currently have it.

Let me ask you this though. You're going to get this, you have to commit to working out though. No, no, no. You're gonna get tits if you don't. No, no, no, not everybody gets that. That's why you have to get everything checked every six months.

You have to go back in, I have to go back in in six weeks. I'm actually back in Friday, and then I'm going back in in six weeks But here's the thing they mail you the stuff so you just do it bang I'm done in two seconds, so it just gets mailed to my house every once a month Christine stop looking at that's like just testosterone Find me a place that's gonna Robocop me together. How funny was John? Bobby, listen to me. When you do the T. You gotta load it. I mean, he said it changed his life though.

Yeah, he says great. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of my- At first he started with, you can't ever go off of it. Oh shit. Yeah, because your body has it so it doesn't need to produce it.

How is this a fucking wellness center? What is that guy, fucking 105 years old? That makes sense to me. Well, that's the same thing with. What is that guy fucking 105 years old? That's you know, that makes sense to me Well, that's it's the same thing with like the hormone replacement therapy for menopause and it's like there are downsides to it Don is doing that makes you there's so many upsides Don is doing that. She's doing the home because we know no I'm asking why will Christine not find me a wellness center? center I found you three I don't know what old blacks need T or old men he's turning into one I don't want I don't just want he's going here he goes he's got crazy I want full on Jay's going crazy wellness all, what are you calling, anti-aging clinic.

Yeah. You want a med spa. That's what you want. Christine, if you don't stop talking and start typing, I swear to God, I don't know what I'm gonna do. You're lucky my T is low or I'd break your fucking fingers off. The place I go to does like vitamin shots,

they do all kinds of other stuff than other than T. They don't have a game day near you? Like one of those places? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What is she bringing up, dude? She's just bringing up meds. I thought you wanted, look, cool sculpting, Botox, laser, hydrofacial.

No, that's women's. He wants a guy. He wants... That's a man. He wants a spa that keeps you young with, like, vitamin B shots and vitamins and all kinds of that crazy shit Oh, you want like a Joe Rogan place? I want this guy's dick There's lines that go to his dick

Yeah, Joe Rogan stuff. I'm gonna sip in my broth Try it. Oh why? Please I don't want to you try it. I don't want to try your cold broth. It's my bone broth. It's hot Please try it. I don't want to you try it. I don't want to try your cold broth. It's my bone broth. It's hot. Please try it I don't want to please try it. It's just it's bone broth. Just try it. Tell me how good are you tricking me right now Can't fill a cup up with my cum Bobby yeah, buddy Bobby smells like piss. I don't like it, but it's not piss Please I know it's not piss. It's not just try it's my bone broth., please. It's so good. I know it's not piss. It's not, just try it. It's my bone broth, try it. It's so good, just take a sip. It's your bone broth?

It's bone broth, it's awesome, try it. From your bone? No, try it, it's so tasty. It's like a meal, it's like a meal. How good is that? It's delicious, it's not a meal. It's just salty water. No, it's a meal.

It's a meal. It's a meal. It's such an asshole. It's delicious salty water, I loved it. It's bone broth one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one.

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It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. I'm gonna go to well. Yes, you keep saying that I'm not finding the places, but I found multiple see anti-aging medicine for men This is like what these places are okay good, but you also want a med spot to get the laser for your face I'd also need lasers for my face. Yeah, I need lasers. Why your face is gorgeous That's not what the facial lady told me she says I've rosacea and patchy red spots How did she say it you have rosacea she have an accent and patchy red spots. How did she say it? You have rosacea. She didn't have an accent?

And patchy red spots. No, she was white. Oh, okay. Just a young white lady who did, I think, a good facial. It did feel good. It doesn't feel the same anymore. What does it say? Read common symptoms of low testosterone.

Are you used to blasting through? Low sex drive, scroll down. Low sex drive. Low sex drive. Had that, yep, absolutely. Keep going, scroll. Inability to achieve and maintain. You have that, you have that for sure. Keep going, move, absolutely. Keep going, scroll. Inability to achieve and maintain that. You have that, you have that for sure.

Keep going, move on. I don't have that, I can achieve it. No, you said you have like a soggy dick always. I do not, I never said soggy in my life. You said it was soggy and you couldn't get it hard no matter how much you did. That's not true. And then sometimes you have to close a book on it to feel.

Not true, if I watch tranny porn, I am hard as a rock. Okay, all right, so there you go. We don't have to have you see that part of the clinic. There you go. You know what, stay out of that wing. Okay, Bobby's got I am hard as a rock. All right, so there you go. We don't have to have you see that part of the clinic. You know what, stay out of that wing. Okay, Bobby's got a super hard cock for trans. My sex drive is gone, I don't wanna have sex. You just wanna look at trans.

I just wanna look at my hard, I just wanna look at a hard cock. Have a hard cock looking at hard cock. Okay, what's next? Loss of strength and muscle mass. Yeah, everyone was saying that about you. Nobody said that about me. Hair loss, well we all know that, it's true.

We all know it happened there. What is that? I don't have those. Well that's not what we called them. I mean. Also called man boobs. I mean I have them a little bit, right? Do I have man boobs?

We called you hoots, we call them hoots. Do I have man boobs? So you see Bobby's hoots? Feel my chest. No, you have a strong chest. You have a strong chest, I already know. I got a strong. You got a barrel, just like this guy. You forget you have strong chest strong chest. I already know I got strong. You got a barrel just like this guy

You're part of the bonfire workout. I am decreased energy. I've had that that's a depression thing I go to that sucks depression also That's the one that kills me and it and you know what gets me out of it Working out if I walk on the treadmill if I just get up and walk on the treadmill I will my depression goes the fuck away. It is wild The way you're pressed about buddy. It's just I'm I'm mental You know what I mean? I have those fucked up things with me and I'm aware of it I never used to be aware of it now when it happens. I'm like I'm in a depression

I don't know what happened my fucking the chemicals in my brain fucked up. If I just make it downstairs, get on the treadmill, it will go away. If it's- What's the thing that gets to you? You're not a good father, you're not a good husband. I mean, I never have said any of those. I'm always, I mean, I'm actually proud of myself

for being a father and a friend and a husband. You're fucking, you're just thinking a piece of shit. I don't, I like myself. Just like good for nothing, piece of shit. That has nothing to do with husband. I don't, I like myself. Good for nothing, piece of shit. That has nothing to do with it. You're giving me a headache right now. I wanna take a nap, now I'm sad.

So that's what you just do, and you have no sleep, and you can't concentrate, because all your mind is going on to a rotten piece of shit. Are they writing my biography? Yeah, sleep, and the concentration thing fucking kills me, because I have ADHD I have dyslexia. I have all that stupid shit weight gain. Yeah

Even though today society is more inclusive of large people We're not Keep going Of the benefits of TRT 18 18 aging message you get this hot chick. Yep Oh is that what I was so when my testosterone is back this hot chick comes to kiss me on the side of the face? Reduction in body fat, increased strength, more muscle mass, more energy, low risk of erectional dysfunction,

higher sperm production. What is it called? No, I want- Erectile dysfunction. Thank you, Bobby. That's not micro-corrections. I want you to get it. I want you to get it. I want you to get it.

Buddy, you went like this. I'm coaching you. You're like a great white shark that saw meat in the ocean. You went, what is it called? Come on, I know you can do it though. I believe in you. I said erectile dysfunction. But at first you said a whole crazy different word

to this than a real word. Oh, apparently you don't believe me because I just said it right and you didn't go yay. I did, I was so proud of you. No you weren't you said erectionally your erectionally Diffunction you're a big dick But I'm hard yeah, whatever go back up go back up go go go go mail menopause. What is that even? That's man go through menopause bro. Is that why you're crying all the time What?

Crying you're a piece of shit. We never got to your cry zone yet. We have to. Well, you can get HGH. I thought you couldn't get HGH. I wouldn't get it, but you can. Sure you can. At these places you can.

I'm not gonna. I'm gonna try the testosterone and see if that in the next six months helps. I'm gonna go HGH so my forehead grows big. This is the other stuff. You only got a cave head. What's that? This is a peptide. You only got a cave head. What's that? This is a peptide. Oh, peptides.

I want to start doing peptides. I love peptides. God damn it. I want to be friends with Joe Rogan so bad so he can help me with peptides. Is this in our neighborhood? Yeah. It is.

Yeah, you going to get peps? Make me an appointment, please. You going to get peptides? Yes. What's a peptide? I don't know what it is, but I want it. Justin talks about peptides a lot. Dr. G tells me there's certain peptides that I can just somehow inject into my body

and it'll find my lungs and fix all the smoking damage. Can I say something? That's fake. My friend had a shoulder injury. They wanted surgery. He said, fuck it, went to peptides, gone. Healed it. Yep, Tiffany Haddish said she was due for knee surgery. Instead, they injected peptides, gone. Healed it. Yep, they did this, Tiffany Haddish said

she was due for knee surgery instead of the injected peptides. She now doesn't need knee surgery and she's stable. I might wanna do peptides. I, listen, I'm going to, I'm going to. Now I don't know if they do that over at Game Day Franchise, the sports clip haircuts of testosterone placement. Please don't, do me a favor. Don't trash these people.

They're friends of mine. Yeah, they're hair cuttery. And they're not, they're amazing. Bob, everybody you meet isn't your friend. No, this guy's a friend of mine. Oh, okay. I thought you were like a retarded person, because everyone's a friend.

It's great company, these guys are really great. They're awesome. Game Day Men's Health. Yeah, it's a really cool place to go to. You know what it did? Because you go to a doctor, my doctor two years ago was a woman doctor and she was like, why do you want testosterone? I go, well I want to see if mine's low.

What if it is? And then you go, can I have a man please? Yeah, it was weird. He goes, look, I wanted to see a doctor, not a nurse. And then when she flips out, you go, classic chick shit. That's how you break him down. And then I went to a guy doctor, and he was just like an idiot.

He was like, whatever man. I was like, I don't want that. These people know what the fuck they're talking about. And made it simple. You'd like your doctor to be wearing a baseball hat backwards. I just want my doctor to be. Hey, yo, you wanna get your fucking best gains

you could possibly get? You can see I'm wearing a lab coat and a backwards hat. I just want my doctor to be a hot Puerto Rican girl that I can see once a month. Oh, that's right, I forgot you're doing this all for a woman. In six months, I'll walk in with a rod. I know, could you imagine if I go in there and it's just a smoking hot Down syndrome girl

at my wellness center? How are we gonna be in competing wellness centers? We'll have to meet at nationals. And we'll see who's wellest. You know, if this stuff works, which I think it will, every guy, I know around 10 dudes that have been on it, if every guy that I've talked to, no one has said it sucked.

Everybody's like, dude, you're gonna fucking feel so much better. It takes a while, it doesn't happen overnight, but you are gonna feel it, and you're gonna be able to do better. It takes a while, it doesn't happen overnight, but you are gonna feel it and you're gonna be able to do all the things you wanna do again. Christine, for the Monday that we're back from, let's say, not Moon Tower, but when I get back from Atlanta, let's get me in one day, I wanna get my first tanning sesh

and then the wellness center, please. Can you get me in the wellness center? What's wrong? Why are you making a face? I'm not making a face. She's making a face. What, she's making a face? You made a-

I'm just saying you're not gonna wanna do multiple things your first day back after 10 days. So she made a face. So you did make a face. I'm always making a face, baby. She does. She does make a face. I wear it all right on my face.

Well, I don't want you to say that again on a fucking radio show. She likes to wear it on her face. Yeah, I don't want you to say that again on a fucking radio show. She likes to wear it on her face. Yeah, she said that. She likes to come walks. She said, I wear it all on my face. All over her face. All right, so listen, we'll do this

and then we'll see what's happening. Absolutely. We'll come back to it. Dude, I think... I think your eyebrows are gonna grow to your ears. I think, what if I get hair back? Dude, I think this summer we're gonna be fucking shredded. Probably.

Shredded. At this point I'm gonna be fucking, Jacob I know you're pissed off because me and Bobby are like fucking Drago, we're pure medical science turned into fucking lean mean fucking machines and you're over there grinding it out really hard with your little rubber bands. But I'm gonna tell you, me and Bobby are more human than human. I'm using the log. I'm doing squats with a log. You're doing injections.

Absolutely, you are. Absolutely, buddy, you're doing it the right way. You're Rocky Balboa-ing it. Yeah, we're gonna kill Apollo. But I'm gonna tell you this. I'm gonna get your people to cheer my name. No, no, no, it's not gonna happen that way, you understand, because me and Bob are gonna

be so full of synthetic steroids and HGH that we're gonna rip you in half like a fucking... Don't forget, half of America now is communist. Yeah, we're gonna grab, me and Bob are each gonna grab an arm and a leg and we're gonna rip you in two pieces with our new bodies. And then we're gonna eat you. And then we're gonna eat you for protein because you're all lean muscle we should get to my song before we have to go I can't believe how we just never gotten to the song and we almost have to go we almost have to go we got about seven minutes

so see this up dude Bobby we all I found my 11,000 songs that make me cry because you know everyone said there what's what something Pearl Jam makes We all I found my eleven thousand songs that make me cry Everyone said there was something Pearl Jam makes you cry every time Lou I know I didn't cry we tell me leave the stage That's pretty accurate. I have so many songs I cry at. Christine is emotionless or too many emotions, no in between. Bobby looked the whole time for one song.

One song makes him cry. I was saying this song made me cry in front of Don and Max and Don started laughing going What what the fuck are you doing? I heard 10 seconds of it outside and I'll tell you what I think I already agree with her But let's see Because it's like a whole lifetime something a commercial for mrs. Dash crazy when they started. Seven teams to yelp to know what love's about. This song?

Shut up. You know it? No. This sounds like, doesn't it sound like, doesn't it sound like when South Park does like a joke of a genre? Because this is a country song about a sad thing. You guys are stepping on the fucking meaningful buildup. There's a buildup. When I was 17 things were different

Such was getting you you get by hit by songs about getting old. Yeah, there's a buildup listen That's crazy. Here we come. What is this? Positive daily affirmations? And you're used to out of you, to work. Do you miss work? Positive daily affirmations? I love my wife. Come home and kiss your wife on the cheek, and go to bed, and then take testosterone replacement therapy, and work out all night, and never sleep, and never spend time with your family.

I love my wife so much. Yeah? I really love my wife so much, and it just makes me think of our whole 30 years together. She's laughed at you It makes me laugh I mean it's right what I like this This guy looks like an a hole he's great And a backwards ball cap.

Wait, wait. He dated, he'll sell you faith and sweat. In the heart of a faithful woman. Hang on. In the heart of a handful dead. Wait, wait, wait. Be your best friend. And tell the truth.

And overuse all of your love. I love you, I'm gonna cry. Wait, wait, wait. It's Fran. I love you! I'm gonna be crying. First of all, me and you have to learn, Bobby, that we look like buffoons when we get emotional over songs that have the word faithful in them. We look like idiots. I'm crying right now. And I dedicate my heart to you every day since the day I met you except for those couple of fucking chicks that I fucked at one time and then another time also and then I said I would never do it again but I did it several times again. Jay, in around six months with my T's back up, fuck this piece of shit. I mean for real. my t's low and I was up and I were driving to the country up last summer and you were looking at her and

you're my best friend and a girl and we don't have sex just like best friends the Sun was setting and her hair was blowing up the window and there was like the little speckles of light going on her and I was just like I fucking love my wife so much oh Oh man, she's never felt that way about me. Jeez. Christine, she's not wrong. Christine, Christine thought one time I was putting my arm around her in a car, but I was just going behind her to open, unlock her door and then try to kick her out of it.

I said the only time he ever took a picture of me was to send it to another girl to see if she was interested in me. Yeah. I thought Christine might be the problem. He goes, hang on, let me take a picture of me was to send it to another girl to see if she was interested in me. Yeah. I thought Christine might be the problem. Let me take a picture of you really quick. I was like, what? I go, this chick wants to see if you're hot enough. Me and her, me and this girl are deciding if you're hot enough, Christine. Yeah, me and this girl, this girl needs to decide if she wants to fuck you. Hey, I'm just letting her see what's up.

Always treat your woman What a nightmare. Always treat your woman like a lady. Never get too old to call her baby. Never let your praying knees get lazy. And love like crazy. I'm nauseous. I'm going to throw up. Be a best friend.

Tell the truth. You've never had love in your life. You've never had love. It makes you sick because you want it. Oh, it makes me so sick. Bobby, we're so wired wrong you and I both especially for relationships Yeah, that you like this because it looks like flip open paper instructions on a relationship Be a best friend tell the truth now be go to work do your best

Don't have smart your Buddy yeah, they bought stock and it became something later in life. Yeah, so all they called him crazy when he quit his job Yeah, said them home computers boy. They'll never take off. Yeah sold his one-man shop to Microsoft Yeah, I made it for and this is what you cry about. No, then they paid him like crazy He made him millions of dollars like Forrest Gump. Yeah, so they don't have to worry about money We just a fake story about a guy who got money from selling something like You guys fucking assholes. It's a fictitious story. I hope you never get married.

Don't worry. I hope you never have any love in your life. I hope you die in separate rooms in this big house you live in. We will. No, Christine will die in the house. I'm going to die in a hotel room trying to get back the house. By the way, house is now become, house is house is something that is a it's an entity now It's its own thing. I just asked when I call I just go I'm just calling check on house house house

This house miss me. This is your kid with Christine this house miss me. What is house doing? What are you doing the house? Are you upsetting house? Be your best friend do a dish don't be a motherfucker call her bitch Do not piss inside her gas tank Be your best friend, do a dish, don't be a motherfucker, call her a bitch. Alright, we gotta go. Do not piss inside her gas tank. Mine was for a long time, it's been two years in heaven after my mom died. Never use her clothes as toilet paper. I love my wife.

I'm sorry that I feel it. I love my mom. I feel it. Jay loves nothing. Never clean your asshole with her toothbrush. Jay loves house. Never take a asshole with her toothbrush. Jay loves house. Never take a dump inside her panty drawer. Jay speaks like a chimp.

Jay love house? Jay loves house. Jay couldn't just say I look nice in my new dress. He had to say I need a bra. No, no, no. I asked you if you were gonna squeeze your boobs together for that dress, and when you said no, I made this face. Oh.

That's called suggestiveness that's what Bobby tells me to do. Christine I believe Christine if it serves me correctly your tits would look better squeezed together in that. Oh boy oh boy. Alright well check out Big J is gonna be in Nashville with me coming up very shortly next week. He's gonna be there I believe through the sixth, through the ninth doing Story Wars every night and he's also gonna be doing another comedy show there and you're gonna be doing a show for our friend Bobby,

right, Bobby? Oh yeah. Bobby. I don't know, do they announce who's on that show? No. Oh okay, well you're gonna be on it, right? Well, we've announced it. Yeah, I get it. That's right, Bobby. I don't know do they announce who's on that show? Oh, well, you're gonna be on it, right? Well, we've announced it Austin Texas Moon Tower while Bobby's gonna be at the mothership same weekend everybody we're definitely going to Cisco's for breakfast, right? Yeah, whatever you want I'm going wherever you guys but you Terry blacks hooks us up now, yeah

No, they don't care about you. They're excited for me. Yeah Terry Blacks hooks us up now. It's fucking bomb. No, they don't care about you. They're excited for me. Yeah. That's all right, Christine. I would go there and just pay because it's so good. Yeah, you just go there and pay.

I try to pay. Be a fresh friend. Love her like you do. Yeah. This is how I love her. Shut the fuck up. We're going to Cisco's. Friday.

Nibbicking and criticism. Guys, this Friday night, everybody listen and do me a favor. Download the Punch Up app and watch the the special if you haven't seen it If you have seen it, you probably seen a while check it out One of my favorite specials I've done live from the village underground uncensored up on punch up dot live Just around the mouth even though you don't want to hug her even though she smells like morning Even for try to pretend that you didn't hear fart in her sleep. I hope you guys appreciate

What we do to make you laugh? Well, Christine just got gas chambered by my shit from last night today, so Listen having a smack you when you're going to brush your teeth is really something else Christine I've seen your doo-doo streaks on the toilet and I've thrown out just as early as today You're fucking no, don't say it. My dental floss ball. Her dental floss ball. Oh, I thought you were gonna say champons. Should I just leave it in a string?

What? Instead? Is that less gross? That's gross. No, throw it out. I'm gonna throw it out. I mean to, and then I forget. We gotta go. We'll see you guys Monday.

Enjoy your weekend. Enjoy Billy Idol tomorrow on the pre-record, everybody. Enjoy Jay's gay crying songs, too. What, they're not like this And I love my wife even though she only owns one pair of pants and 17 pair of sweatpants We'll see you guys Monday It's the bonfire crackle crackle is that little toe always there like that Why is the bottom of your foot so rough? You're messing with me.

That's me. That just makes me cry. No, no, no, no, my god. Don't you shave your calves. Also shave your thighs. You cunt. I'm fucking with you.