The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Deep (feat. Jeremiah Watkins)

Episode Date: July 25, 2024

Limp Bizkit's Loserville show is next week, so the guys show Jeremiah Watkins video of Corey Feldman berating his band. DJ Lou loves Deep magazine. Jeremiah does a fantastic impression of Mark Normand. Jay opens for Rob Zombie and gets erased by a huge curtain that closes on his during his stand-up. *To hear the full show and subscribe to SXM go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly. Yeah It's Norma Jean from Kansas City. I was driving some Kansas City for our awesome guests. It's the bonfire faction talk series XM 103 I just booked that club again. I played there before the Kansas City Comedy Club. Oh, yeah, that's my buddy Dustin Dustin's club. Yes, Jeremiah did a special there. Oh Yeah, great club. Yeah, I love that club. Really good club. That's my go-to when I go back home. I'm Big Jokerson, that's the great Robert Kelly, our guest, everybody joining us. His show happening tonight in New York that I'm doing, Stand Up on the Spot, at New York Comedy Club.

Explain. Explain what? Well, I have to say his name first and give his thing. Explain. It's the great and hilarious Jeremiah Walkins, everybody, returning to the show. Explain. Explain stand up on the spot? Yeah. Comedians go up with no prepared material, ask the audience for suggestions, they yell stuff out and then the comics create stand up on the spot based off those suggestions. Let me try something right now. Go ahead Jay throw

me something. Why just? Just throw it to me. I mean the name's pretty self explanatory for what it is. I mean why don't you stop being a negative Nelly and go with the big yes and not yes no, Jay. Do you know how many morning shows have tried to get me to do this? And I'm like, yeah, I'm not gonna do that. It was what's stand-up on the spot? Explain this to me.

Is it people doing stand-up comedy on the spot? I've done the show, I know what it is. No you haven't. No you haven't. Oh yes I have. No you haven't. I've been asked to do it and I turned it down. There it is right there

I would do the show anytime you want. Okay, come by tonight. We have somebody drop out tonight Well, Bobby, you're floating around tonight. You're doing your show. What's my what time is it? It's sold out. It's 1030 to 1230 You go in home. We're lonely. Anyway, Village. You're right across town, Bobby. New York Comic Club, East Village. Come on by. A few blocks away from Cellar, where you're going to be. Come drop in. I'll treat you like royalty, Bobby. I'm going to try to make it.

I'll shoot. What? You're lying. I'm going to be there. No, I don't say I'm going to try to make it if I don't. I'm not that guy. Am I talking to LA Bobby right now? What's going on?

Nah, Hollywood Bob's not here right now. Hollywood Bob's not here? Hollywood, this is New York, Bobby. You can tell by the tone. Dane, kiddo, I'd love to make it to game night, but I only have sex with women over 24. Yeah, that's Hollywood Bob. Hollywood Bob's like, dude, I love you, man, I'll be right out. Dude, I'm coming by.

Hey, you know what? I'm there tonight, man. I'm there, man. I'm there, man. Dude, there, man. Yeah, there, man. I'm there. Dude, you're there, I'm there, Jay's there.

It's happening, though. Dude, after, we should go and hang out and just yap. You know what? Let's get some boba afterwards. Boba tea? Boba tea. I love it. You guys are so gnar gnar.

You're a gnar gnar, man. You guys are so crunchy. Every time I hear gnarly, I just think of Steve-O immediately in my head. Dude, that's so gnarly. Gnarly. Dude, it's so gnarly. His voice, I love Steve-O great guy but it is it's taxing what do you mean I mean he's getting

he's getting some shit I think I'm getting some tits the tits are falling I think that this thing's falling the distance fall far from the tree fucking oh yeah yeah I'm getting a boo implant, dude. It's going to be gnarly. The X5 podcast, by the way, the same guys who were sponsoring Cory's bus. I just saw his vlog. OK, yeah, I saw that interview with Steve-O.

They're also the ones that are getting him, I think he paid for Steve-O's tips. Oh, wow. Those guys. I have a puzzle. What? I have to take off my fanny pack, but I have my headphones on.

But they're going to make a noise. Shut my headphones off. Shut my thing off. One, two, three. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm've been able to do stuff like take a franty pack off. Damn, that definitely, DJ Lou, I'm going to be honest. It looks like you're wearing a porn company shirt. Deep. It says deep with an arrow down.

Like it's pointing to your dick. Deep dick. It's a Pearl Jam shirt. Is it? Because we're very deep people. Oh, it looks like it's saying you give that deep dick. No, it's a fanzine. It's a magazine.

About? Pearl Jam. A magazine just about Pearl Jam? How often does that come out? It looks like it's saying you give that deep dick It's a fanzine. It's a magazine about Projam deep a magazine just about pro jam health does that come out once every seven years Yeah, how much news could there possibly be guys don't get it so you wouldn't know Eddie Yeah, Eddie Vedder was in a he was in a wasabi walnut stage for a while, but he's sort of over it now I think he burned himself out too many wasabi almonds Next article. I love that the wasabi was from yesterday. I know. I only think of things from 24 hours ago. Kaisa Soze. Lou, tell me that you've been a contributing writer to Deep Fanzine. Tell me that you've written a review for them please please. Lou? No, it's just information, inside information.

But haven't you ever given some? About touring and other projects that are outside of Pearl Jam, giving back to the community, donating money to good causes. I hear the drummer smokes out back. He's very vulnerable. Yeah, what is the out? It's too deep for you guys. All right, dude, what's the outside?

What's the outside information? Christine, bring up Deep Magazine, please. What's the outside information, Lou? Like, what is the outside information? Christine, bring up Deep Magazine, please. What's the outside information, Lou? What is the outside? There's a disease called EB, which affects young kids. And are Pearl Jam fans? Well, Pearl Jam is for the cause to help these little kids with the skin problem.

It's a skin problem? Yo, it's too deep for you, bro. Why? You know it's not too deep. It's too deep for you, I think, because you can't explain it. I never donated to the cause, but what a nice cause. Dude, it's skin. It's on the top level. It's not deep. Cut it off, man.

Yeah, it's not like inside. Fucking Hellraiser, that shit. Yeah, get it snipped off. Move on. Is it Deep Magazine? I help kids with cancer, man. Deep Magazine also has to be a porn magazine also For a hundred and fifteen dollars you can get every every one that existed I'm gonna buy them and throw them out. Oh

My god the tour issue off man, I'd love to see what the inside said I'd like to see one article in deep magazine. I guarantee there's a video of somebody reading Deep, getting real deep with Pearl Jam in the background. I bet it's Lou. I bet Lou has his own vlog. Lou's does the book on tape. Yeah. This Week in Deep by Lou. Eddie Vedder's taken to a corduroy jacket winter. I will tell them how.

But the audio book is just him singing. The reason why Eddie cut his hair, volume 2. Why Eddie stopped wearing sneakers from the town he's in. Yeah what year did Eddie Vedder look coolest? By Lewitzky. 2006. I know, I know you had a year picked out already. But you're always going to remember your favorite rock star at their absolute best man.

87 Axl Rose, tell me anything better. Look how small the magazine is though. Oh my god, I didn't know this was a leaflet. It's not even a magazine's this is like religious rhetoric. That's a Reader's Digest That's literally that's information about Christ your Lord. It's given to you by a lunatic outside of your door That's a shit you should get on vacation at the hotel lobby And flit all right. It's a pamphlet is there trans hookers ads in the back. Yeah, it should be sponsored by something. Oh Look at the little kid all this Chris Cornell Oh, remember he died from jerking off

He died From jerking off or jerking off. Well, it's a little bit of chicken the egg situation here I was hanging from a door knob while jerking off Then he came it would be my guess flash knockout hung there and died but Did he flash that did he just go out before he came or was it the coming that would suck if you died If you went out before you before you came mm-hmm. Oh, it's suck you went before you came Yeah, that's a good name for a Pearl Jam album on time before it came

I put the news around and I see the lights go out I was so close to blowing my load Came before then the Lord called me home. I went before came went before I came I could sing the song cuz that's a way to throw some ukulele and a shitty bass line behind that, dude. We got a hit. I'm kidding, Lou. We know that.

Pearl Jam's great, we're just bustin' it all. It's your life's work. Stop it. Did you hear they sold out Wrigley Field and Fenway Park and MSG? Well, now the Sexy Red's off tour, people have somewhere to get to spend their money. Ha ha ha ha.

Now the J-Lo's off the circuit. Yeah, she's off the market, man, people gotta find places to go. Those people performing for nobody videos are soul crushing. It's so sad, especially artists that you end up liking too. Well, it was like, Nelly is nuts. That one hurt me. That was nuts. I love Nelly, man. Look, if you have a show that's not selling tickets,

you should just reschedule it. I think if the first bowl isn't sold out. If you're, like say you're- Second bowl not sold out, it is what it is, but I mean, come on. Jay, say you're in, say there's somebody in Vermont on Friday. Oh man.

In Borington, Vermont, and tickets aren't going so well, just reschedule the show. Oh, I agree with that also, yeah. Also, at some point you go, you guys don just reschedule the show. I agree with that also Yeah, also at some point go you guys don't want to be at the show I mean, I know it's a thing to talk about but if you spent 200 some dollars because those people are on the floor So if you spent 200 and some I guess they told everybody to come to the floor at that point, you know I've all been upgraded

I've seen that oddball did that a couple places a couple of those like if you're on the lawn There's no point everybody on the lawn. The balls not so much I say you knew somebody that was in Burlington Vermont on Friday and tickets were that you know Why you just even be you just reschedule the show you could just possibly change the show now look you will get your money back for those tickets Yeah, and then probably will never be rescheduled But a hundred percent not but yeah, you should have got your friends to come out and maybe I would have showed up back for those tickets. Yeah, and then probably it'll never be rescheduled, but. Oh, 100% not. But you should have got your friends to come out

and maybe I would have showed up. You can catch Bobby Kelly not there on the Lessons Learned Tour. Yeah. You can go to New Hampshire, where I sold out in Portsmouth last week. Yes. Drive there.

How's that? Stick it there. Stick it up your ass. Stick it up your yeah. Do you're so stoked for Olympus? Stick it up your yeah. I want to see him lunch. I really am am I'm kind of excited that there's chairs I know it's an old thing to say I don't like the

Swirling pitch no no one's goes near a swirling pit. Yeah, the beauty of Pits going to see bands of our age that makes sense. We stood in the pit, we stood right on the floor of Pantera a couple months back. Now, a fight broke out between, uh, a chubby Mexican dad and a soccer dad. It wasn't scary. Lewis was the peacemaker, which you remember that crazy ass story. Lewis made them shake hands. It was bat shit. It's Lewis's dream.

Both of them confused. Both guys confused. Hey guys, believe me, I know it's not worth it. My dad got stabbed. My mom's dead. Shake hands. Life's too short. It was fucking crazy. And it's like, I don't know, something about Pantera maybe we want to make peace. That's Lewis's peace music in his head. He's like would you do this at Joni Mitchell, then you would not do this. That's Pantera Pantera is love

Drugs was he on just weed weed. I well weed is he doing he's doing a lot I still told you one of the most one of the most adorable things in the world Yeah, it's like how it's like how Adderall works for people who need it. It calms you. Pantera music calms Lewis. But I tell you the most adorable thing still to me that he would not jokingly very much like to get my attention would get would pull my shoulder back like towards him to turn me towards him to air guitar. I don't know why it made me laugh. It was so adorable, but he wasn't doing it to be adorable or funny He was like he had the shows man's like dude, dude, dude

By the third time I started like what do you do? I go you really want you genuinely want me to like watch you like fucking air guitar. You know why I know why Do you want me to say it? I do okay because he didn't have a dad growing up to show that off to. He wanted to show me what a big boy he was and he was an air guitar. That's a great reason. Look at this, I can air guitar. Daddy, is it better now? Do you not want to leave me for God now? That could be it too, but him was him and his ex were really one What one of them was in the guitar hero and he used to play so he probably wanted he probably knew

the Chords no and wanted you to this isn't the reason at all because we play guitar here really are rejecting me today Well, you could go along with it. It was with it. You went along with the fucking dad shit. That's far more, sorry Lou, deep, than just saying it's guitar hero fantasy with an ex-girlfriend. No, I think he wanted to show his papa that he's still got it.

Look how cool this looks. It's a little kid move. Dad, look, if you didn't know, you would say I'm in Pantera. I literally have toddlers right now. People are trying to get me to look at them all the time. That's exactly what he's doing. Am I doing something you like, Papa?

Is this cool? Should we keep going? You like him up there doing it? Am I doing it good too? Yeah, you're right. You're right. Mine was more analytical. Yours was more deep. Deep. Fucking straight deep. Deep. Fucking straight deep. Deep. I wanted to bring up, can you bring up the Jeremiah video where he's doing Mark Normand

with Mark Normand? Yes, so funny. This made me laugh so hard the other day. And where was this at? This was at? This was at Dr. Phil Live at the Comedy Store with Adam Ray. At the store. And then we did it with the guests that night

were Mark Norman and Burt Kreischer. Nice. Yeah. Comedy Store, I got my name up on the wall. Dude, congrats. Oh yeah, you're one of the 2024 paid ringlers. Yeah, I was supposed to go out, but I had a show. I was kind of bummed.

I wanted to fly out and be part of it, but I loved that club for years Of course now you get to say the nerds I couldn't go when mine was there and now you get to be like yeah It's fucking nerdy to go out there if it's fucking so what dude who cares? I love it I would have definitely if I would have I could have been there. I would have been there as well I would I'm just saying when you don't go it was just so cool lane, you know, cuz I love the cellar I love my photos on the wall there and I always loved that club even before it made its

I love my photos on the wall there, and I've always loved that club, even before it made its comeback. You know, I remember The Laugh Factor was the club and the improv, and I would go there. I loved it. And to... I got rejected by that guy Tommy so much. He did. He rejected so many great people

that it didn't make sense. He... Hannibal Burr, he looked at me, he goes, I see you as more of a writer. And he, like, didn't, you know... He wouldn't put him up. Wouldn't put him up. He went on a thing where he was like, man, I'm so happy you're on the journey with us, man. The journey is what it's about. And I went, dude, am I in or am I out?

I can't fucking do this. I have another spot down the street. And he's like, nah, man, you're on the journey, but I don't know, we'll have to see. And I was like, goodbye, goodbye. He talked to me about Vibe and Desi Arnaz. Desi Arnaz. Why the fuck Desi Arnaz? I swear to God, Desi Arnaz bought this building first all right, goodbye. He talked to me about Vibe and Desi Arnaz. Desi Arnaz. Desi Arnaz. What the fuck, Desi Arnaz.

I swear to God, it was Desi Arnaz bought this building first in 19, whatever. I'm like, oh. The whole history. That is kind of interesting. Is that true? Yeah, but I had to go also. I had another spot also.

I'm like, buddy, are you passing me? What's happening? Yeah. It turns out he was just ripping off the club. Dude. I love that they're so nice, though, the new everybody involved now. Oh yeah, it's awesome. That they called me up, they're so nice though, they knew everybody involved. Oh yeah.

That they called me up, they're like, look this is a mistake, this should have happened a while ago, we wanna make this happen. Oh that's super cool. And I was like, this is the best. Yeah. And they sent me video of all that stuff. Dude. It's awesome.

That's great. Dude, this is so great. First of all, the outfit. Just to find all this, like the, a windbreaker-y nice jacket. The khakis. The khaki pants, the hair, it's so good. Christine, you hear me struggling.

You wear sneakers, what's the, you have water please? Shitty running shoes. Yeah. Well, you just blamed her for choking. I love when I looked this up, the Rogan impression came up too, and that was fucking legendary. Oh, that's a fun one.

Jay just blamed Christine for choking on food. I didn't hand him the water. No, she was staring at me though, and'm seeing me struggling and she's sitting next to the water like this. I did that with my wife once on the 4th of July, she'll never let me live this down. She was choking on a hot dog that she had on her plate and I was like, are you going to finish that? I finished her hot dog instead of helping her.

She's like, why didn't you help me? I was like, oh, I thought you didn't want your hot dog anymore. I thought you were just throwing a fit because you were so over this hot dog. When you hear your wife or girlfriend choking, there is a moment of like, I could just let it happen. I could just let it happen, it's not my fault.

Like, I won't get arrested for this. Yeah. Natural causes. I was in the other room, I came back. She eats too fast. She was dead, like Chris Cornell. Christine, we're all gonna eat long, one piece things from now on. That's it for you.

We're a strictly kielbasa sausage and hot dog house. Yeah, play this please. This is Jeremiah doing Mark for Mark at the Dr. Phil Live show. Who's the guy with the shirt off? Oh, sorry. By Chris. Magic moment, this is the biggest thing in your career.

Go do it, go get it, go get it. A few weeks ago at the. Oh, fuck. This In your career go do it go get it a few weeks ago with them Oh No, this oh this one is uh, yeah, this is not a good one to pull up Why is there a guy shitting on it? It's it's a guy It's a guy creating fake drama between Tony and I for no reason Oh, there's like there's random internet videos where it's like, are Jeremiah and Tony still good? I'm like, yes, we're still good, we're buddies. So fucking weird.

People tag me in this crap, I'm just like, yes, yes, yes, we're good. We're like lifelong buddies. Oh, you've stopped working. I know people, they had that at first with Soder too. Like, are you guys still cool? Dude, it's because there's any kind of, yeah, like he's not on the show anymore,

so it's like yeah, we're still buddies. I mean, do we scratch his name off the sticker in the hallway every day? Yes! I still love Soda. Yeah, I still love him. Just get the fuck off that sticker. But yeah, there is something I'm saying.

It is a weird like, how are you guys still cool? Dude, almost every. I mean, he moved, you is a weird, like, people are like, how are you guys still cool? Dude, almost every- I mean, he moved, you have a family, and he moved to fucking Austin. He moved to Austin, and almost every weekend, I will get somebody in the audience at the meet and greet, are you and Tony still good? I'm like, yes, we love each other, we're good, man.

Did the old talk like that? Did the old talk like, yeah, yeah, yeah, man? He goes, Jeremiah, great to meet you. Inside Charlie, you know? Did you hear about this? Tell me about you and Tony. Hey, buddy. Did you hear about this? Tell me about you and Tony. Hey, did you almost let your wife down with Arthur?

I don't like talking about Tony. Do you hate your wife? Yeah, Tony. Chrissy, you almost killed Jenny, is that true? Is that true? Jacob left the show to go make dolls. Is that a thing? Doll making. Once you gave him the hood, is he dolls. Is that a thing? Doll making.

Why'd you give him the hood? Is he on tour with Cory right now? Did we vamp long enough, Christina? Did we do good? What if we, what if, what if Jacob was on tour with Cory? He took that hood and just took it to new heights. It was just Cory's assistant. Oh yeah, Jacob's playing drums next week.

Yeah, and he points to you and he goes, there he is and they kick you out. Cory goes, there he is, and they kick you out. Corey goes, sorry, stop the music. This guy out. It's gonna happen. He stopped his music before. We know he stopped his music before. It's going to happen, and you sir,

need to just go with God and go down. Have you ever seen him yell at his band when he goes bad at Riot Fest in Chicago? No. And he yells, he stops the music, but my favorite thing about this, the most jokeable thing to me on that, you got it now?

Oh, we'll bring that up after. This is you doing Mark Normand, I don't wanna miss this. We actually put some money together and we made, created and paid for an AI, Mark Normand. And he's here tonight. You guys want to see him? You want to meet him for the first time? Please make it loud for AI Mark Norman!

This is great. This is great. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! You came out with a skateboard. Man, I was in scuttle on. Oh yeah, I thought Screech died. You came out with a skateboard. Manor is in stride. Oh yeah, I thought Screech died.

Comedy. I'm so excited for this. I bet you are, fatty. That was Jeremiah. excited for this. I bet you are fatty. That was Jeremiah. I want to see who's quicker AI or Mark Norman or Mark Norman? I mean if this is AI I'm all for it. This is great. Looks good right? Yeah. Hey Mark Norman, how was your day? A little hungover, a little gay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is so fucking good. You're fucking brilliant.

You're fucking brilliant. No, that's great. You're killing it. That's awesome. This is awesome. Get ready, Bertie Boy. I got a lot more coming for you. Yeah, I would love to actually,

because this is the first time we've ever actually seen a live AI comedian take the stage. And Mark, you're a good sport. Bert, I appreciate it. But AI Mark Norman, I would love to see what you got. You clearly prepared a set. Oh, no.

You got jokes? Of course. I love comedy. Wait. Wait. I saw that paper. It's just swastikas written on there. He is dressed like a school shooter's dad.

All right we'll let that out. Go ahead Mark. Hey Bert, congrats on your new movie role the upcoming Chris Farley biopic is the body double for his overdosed corpse. See it's hard. Listen I fucked that one up a little bit. What else you got AI? Bert Kreischer is running 5Ks now, which is surprising because he's usually only comfortable supporting 3Ks, the KKK. Racist piece of shit.

I literally tweeted that. That's fucking good. That's dead on. Well done. Such a good impression that's fucking good. That's dead on well done such a good impression so fucking good What say thank you? What were we saying right before that? yeah yeah yeah Oh, we get paid. Comedians. Comedians.

Jews. Jews. Jews. Gang. I'm gang. Hey everybody, if you're listening to the Bonfire as a podcast, you gotta know there's a whole second half of the show that you're not getting to hear. Look, if you love the Bonfire, which we know you do, this is just half of the show.

Go subscribe to SiriusXM at SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire. Subscribe right now. Well, I was talking about, well, we're going to the show, and you're 100% gonna get kicked out of the show, because we're going backstage. We're getting a backstage... Oh, we're gonna show Jeremiah, him yelling at the band, also. Oh, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, we got all this stuff.

We're going to see Loserville Tour. Welcome to Loserville Tour. Welcome to Loserville. He won't call it that though. He keeps changing the name when he says it. He says like, he goes, I call it like Low Sirville or something like that. He keeps saying, he's like, he doesn't like the name

because he's not getting it. The joke is these are all shitty musicians. Right, right, right. Yeah, and we're going. Minus Limp Bizkit. I think Limp Bizkit's doing such a smart thing. They're such a smart thing. So getting you there and then you're gonna be like

fucking nostalgic thumping dude, thumping tunes. But he, we were kind of thinking about what if he knows Jay, what if he sees Jay? And then a friend of mine, another podcast, had him on the show, and sent us, they had, and talked about Corey. Mike Kalta had him on a show, and he was like, hey, what about you and Big Jay and the Bond friend?

He knows who Jay is, knows the show, and doesn't like them, and thinks he's negative. We had the clip of him saying that, so he knows who he is. And so we're going to the show, we're gonna be backstage, probably, we're gonna meet Limp Bizkit, and guess who's gonna be there,

and guess who gets there early on his bus, and you know backstage, you get there early, you hang out, you're on your bus, you're checking out the other bands. We're gonna do a thing with Limp Bizkit, and if he sees that man, there's no denying who he is. You know what he looks like. You have a recognizable look, Jay.

I think we could change that. How? Full Elvis regalia. We have to get something for your head. Wait, what is this? He loses cool on stage at Loserville already? Marcus Silva just tweeted this at us and says, looks like Corey has already yelled at his band at Loserville. The Drew Lane show are now, I think it's a whole show about Corey Feldman fuck ups now at this point, which is great.

I hope some of our early work has helped them out in the organizational process of finding his timeline because we've done a comprehensive nine years on it. The Drew Lane Show, please fire away. I like watching their content. Sure. This is him losing it now. Oh, God.

Nobody's dancing or singing. Wait, wait, wait. Sorry, that was called a technical mix-up. What happened? Nobody should ever start a track until I'm on the stage, guys. Oh, man. Hey, that's all right.

He's looking at the drummer when he yelled that. Go back, go back a few seconds, because I gotta say, that's pretty fucking, is there a video of just him losing his cool on stage or is it only attached to this? This is fine, you can play this one, it doesn't matter. But I feel bad using someone else's content too. But they're- Give them credit.

The Drew Lane show, yeah. But they- It's a mean-spirited show. That's him about this show. That's a mean-spirited show. Oh wow. But this is- Bobby's pointing at you Jay.

He's so reminiscent. Completely denying it. I wanna go see the guy, I like the guy at you, Jay. He's so reminiscent. Completely denying it. I want to go see the guy. I like the guy. Hey, I got to keep the crew there. L.A. Bob, full effect tonight. You do have to keep the crew there. Cory, man, what he says and does is, I mean, it's not a sh...

It's not a reflection of me, man. I'm trying to bring the show into a different thing. When he goes... Trying to bring you a new fan base, man. I want to see where he starts with the drummer. Go to that, yeah, because he does. Are you going to start that thing over? No, no, no.

I hope he really kicks you out and loves me. I'm just going to be sending photos of me and Corey hanging backstage eating pineapple. All of a sudden, you're one of Corey's angels. You have the wings on. You're dancing behind him on stage. Well, he's high-fiving you while his girlfriend's sucking your dick.

This guy fucking rage parties, dude. This guy gets down. Undercover and became friends with him. Remember that video dancing together? We met him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Josh. Josh is good for that.

Josh got him to do the dance and say the things. He got him to sing a part that we always make. Yeah, it was great. Josh did a good move on there. Now say, Corey, you're listening to the Bonfire. That's where he would draw the fucking line no they're negative man they're negative people that needs that you know there's enough negativity in the world wow there's enough negativity in the world he's not wrong but I always

encourage everybody Cory do that little skadoodle dance you do now you did a more of a skedaddle than a skadoodle but if you wouldn't mind trying again I'll keep filming Cory are you gonna eat that sandwich cuz if you're not I'm hungry all the time Cory do you mind if I have the rest of your salad with your fork? listen real quick can you watch a lecker for a second while you dance? Cory I saw in your refrigerator you have popsicles you mind if I grab one? Hey, can you watch Leckin for a second

while I leave town for a month? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is not gotten better first. He yells at his girlfriend He does a hand gesture to her, but it's like a hand gesture of like you're fucking up you dumb bitch You think so it didn't look friendly go back to that part And then he goes over to the drummer starts getting mad and then he says and then he goes This is what happens when you have like he's so passive aggressive Yeah, and it's it's always like this band can't get it together their heads up their ass. They haven't performing in front of a black Curtain that's up for every like they're Everybody else in the tours is performing on the very front of the stage because they're setting up limp biscuits thing back there Oh, that's what it is. So great. Yeah, that's what I had to do, but I was the stupid comic on a metal tour

Yeah, you're one person. Yeah're just one person in front of you. Yeah, yeah. Didn't you say every night the curtain would drop on you? What? What happened? What? Erase me, dude. What happened?

Rob Zombie, like, the height is set. And I had to do my longest set at Rob Zombie. And I did about 15 minutes. And somewhere between five and seven minutes in, no, you couldn't possibly time it. Someone goes, pulls a rope, and I just got erased by a tarp And so I had to work into my set not work into it But like I would the funny thing I would do a big see how this guy is the respect that I get

Fake anger in a Rodney Dangerfield. Yes Yeah, I was how much they respect the community on the door Bob and then go out there But it kind of gets them on your side a little bit yeah I heard it get in the current but it's the worst thing that happened to you in comedy I've never even thought what's the worst thing that happened you in comedy is to be raced by a curtain looks like a higher power than anybody else in the audience was like and this it looks like they were trying to get me to stop it was a comedy gods so you understand I had to change the energy from people, they're just a metal crowd.

So even if they were laughing at my jokes, up to that five minutes point, when I got erased, they're now laughing at me. Of course. I have to get them back to like, no, no, no, I know this is the fucking, and then get them back to thinking like, I'm the guy in control of this.

It was, it's, that was wacky. You should have just made like it was magic and went, ta-da. And just like that, I'm the guy in control of this. It was, it's, that was wacky. You should have just made like it was magic and went, ta-da. And just like that I'm gone. He goes, so anyway, this girl, I asked this girl, I go, I don't know if you could suck my dick in this car. This car is pretty small and I'm go, thank you guys, I'm outta here, bye.

At a point in the tournoi, couldn't you like figure out where to stand to have it not happen? I get hit. Oh. No, no, no, there's no way to stand to make it happen. I'm sorry. Their tarp goes no. There's no way to stand and make it happen. I'm sorry. Their tarp goes in front of the stage. Oh! So I had to, what I did, I had to go all the way to the side and I'd be performing like on the side side. Oh man. Because it's one

of those tarps like, it's one of those tarps that when the show starts, everyone pulls it down, they pull it down from the thing. So you'd be in the middle of a joke, and her pussy went, and then the thing came down, and then you'd hear silence for 10 seconds. God forbid it was a premise. If it was a premise, it sucks, because you're not getting back into that premise again. Whatever I have to do to get control of them back

when I'd go out in front of the curtain again, or beside it, I guess, was definitely like I had had to like, completely get them, and you weren't gonna go, so anyway, where was I? I go, first dates are strange, it's like, you know, how do you go back into a subject? You have to- But was there the energy, the show, then nothing, quiet, you walking around,

and then to the front, and then building it back up again? No, I would do, when I'm backstage, I would start doing like the fake complaining Like, I knew it was gonna happen. But, like, you know, these fucking guys, like, well, this is it. I'm not an asshole. I'm not a musician, so they don't give a fuck, dude. Just like, hey, we'll have Jay go back. You know, I'm, like, complaining about it.

So they couldn't see you, but you're talking on the mic still. They hear me complaining. And then, by the way, also legitimately seeing me, that's the most humiliating thing, dude, being stuck behind a curtain, and they just see your hand slapping it out 50 different wrong places. You're looking for the opening, you're like, where is it? Dude, even clubs that have arrows that point on both sides of the...

It's still not there. You're still like, come on, man. Where is it? And I... Yeah, every night, that was such a fucking nightmare. So, at very least, he gets to perform in front of it the whole time They're not having that happen to him, but please I want to see research yelling at the girl What's so funny is like you can't really tell at all. What happened? Oh.

He's looking at the drummer when he yelled that. next time Sorry guys We'll just have to play that song next time So this song skips the song Wow is he the track is what I don't know So I thought they play plays to which they have a lot of track playing and they're playing over it Because he thinks it'll make them sound better for sure for sure what that is. This is Garth or something. I guess they were at the show He thinks it'll make them sound better. We're sure what that is. This was Garth or something, I guess they were at the show. Oh, we were there and watching it,

and I said, what the fuck just happened? Corey's lost his mind. Such a funny, actually, I bet it was, dude. Yeah, I mean, he's. Garth, I know it was, dude. I was at Indianapolis, it's Garth, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know Garth. I mean, these people, they're not into it,

they're just watching this thing like a zoo. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're looking at the gorillas. And you're welcome, by the way, Corey. I say this always, you're welcome, because I never encourage anybody to do anything other I'm go there buy his merch Hmm pump your fist while he's singing. Yeah, the words for I go give him the night of his life I don't have any encouragement of like fuck his show up or yell things about it from the bottom I'm like just go enjoy it. It's amazing. Look at what he does and you don't have to make him do this. You don't send him into this spiral.

He comes prepared to do this. On his own accord. I'll feel like I'm going to be bummed out if he doesn't have a technical glitch where he doesn't shit on somebody in the band. It's wild. That's why those X5 guys that they didn't like it personally, they said that he was like shitty to his band. Really shitty to him. That's why you don't feel so bad is because when you I said that he was like shitty to his band really shitty to him So you don't feel so bad is because when you hear about him You're like no this guy's kind of an asshole like he's not like a good guy that we're just making fun of like he seems Like he's kind of a jerk. Are we not gonna have? Man when he had the angels on the wife swap show

And he had the angels he shows that his daily life is I know it's a reality show But like he was happy to have himself be presented this way. He watches them exercise. He sits behind them in a pool chair while like they exercise in front of them doing like leg lifts with it all on all fours. And then they have to make vegan meals. And then when they're sitting,

he's the only one sitting at the table, and before they sit down he goes, we be having anything to drink with our meal ladies? And they're like, oh, so, and they're wearing like lingerie around the house, but it's so, and I know it's not how it was every day, I'm sure, but like what an asshole to want people to think it is,

the way your life is. Bobby's like, it seems like a good guy. It sounds like a cool kind of, yeah, I'm with a middle-aged woman that doesn't even give me a fork every meal. What'd you say? Every fucking meal, I'm like mean do I have a fork? I'll get one if you guys hate Cory Phil. I love three blondes. We're gonna have your own sorry Cory

If anyone out there is hating Cory Feldman talk over the past decade of this show almost I'll just say this it's a big time We don't talk about that often anymore, but we're all a little hyped up right now. The show's right around the corner. Pretty stoked on it. Other people who are fans of the show have gone to the shows and told us things. Keep playing this, I wanna see if he gets any shittier. By the way, he's getting ready to pick up the guitar he doesn't know how to play, to do the joke song for sure.

So he's not opening with the joke song? Or did they play the wrong track? No, he's always gonna open with Comeback King, dude. Is that what they were just playing? Uh, no. I don't know. I didn't know that song. Yeah, let's listen back to see if we can hear exactly what was wrong with it.

I mean, all I know is that- I'll try to find it without these guys. Yeah, don't worry about it. Did you want the original one? Yes. So this is, first of all, one of my favorite things and I'll point it out every time. You can play it. They have to chant for him.

Here he comes, the comeback king, here he comes. None of them know how to start it at the same time, and they also don't know how many times they're supposed to do it before he comes back. So it's hard to describe as one person. It's like when they would do this, remember when Kristen Wiig and Fred Armisen would try to like She one of them would sing the other one would try to act like they were singing her

I like that move they're all doing that and one of them eventually just goes here He come to come back King here. He comes a calm K-ing, hearing. And that's the call to come out, like the one long one they hold on. It's so funny. And then he comes out, the track issue again, guitars not plugged in. And my favorite, a man starting to dance,

as we all know, I've sat on the show for a long time, it's one of my favorite funny things in the world, watching somebody beginning dancing from not dancing. Going to a place and starting dancing is very funny to me. And he has to do it twice, because he starts doing his thing and he goes, eh, hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no, no, no,

stop, stop, stop! To stop dancing from a position and then having to break character and yell at everybody and then go back to doing it again is- It's so funny though, because you have to watch these musicians who have studied their whole lives they're really probably great at guitar and drums and then they're taking orders from Goonie boy who's just yelling at them they live it out hate him for sure

it's great it's a paid gig they hate him and they know they're also getting a little notoriety because like his lunacy is gonna get them weird shows. Oh, yeah, they'll get other gigs and stuff. You're taking a fun ride. You know what I mean? It's taking a fun ride here for things, but you have to deal with the guy. It's like you have to almost smile at the idea.

It's like he's gonna yell at you on stage and make you look like a fool. It's either this or Sam Ash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly, they're like, sure, dude. They know, let's just do it. Go ahead ahead play it I hope that chant that's definitely piped through the speakers and if it's not it's people being ironic for sure

This is riot fest in Chicago this thing could be chock full of legion of skanks fans and and bonfire fans Now first walks out the guy in the trench coat I'm a cowboy It's raining out too, it's also pouring rain He's got an inflatable screen behind the show a his screen show. His opening screen show is wild. You can get that. It's just his accomplishment. $100 off Amazon. I have it from my backyard.

Are you serious? The same screen. Oh yeah. All his stage props are from Amazon. From Amazon? Yeah, yeah. And he has to drive to himself from city to city. Yeah.

Hey, you guys, let's start a chant to bring choreography. What do you say? Yeah. Hey, what does it say? Here he comes, the comeback king. Here he comes, the comeback king. Here he comes, the comeback king. Nobody's chanting. Here he comes, the comeback king.

Here he comes, the comeback king. Nobody's doing it. Here he comes, the comeback king. Here he comes, the comeback king. He keeps using his hands. No one's doing it. Nobody's doing it. He keeps using his hands. Hands up. Turn it up to ten now. If you want it to come out, you better do it. Threats. This is insane they've already gone too far wait

that's the best but once again they started the track before he came out. He's looking at the guy. Start it over. Oh! Start it, start it. I can wake up in this every day, it would make me so happy. What the fuck? Do it again, do it again.

Start it over. Not over, not over. When he comes out. He comes out and goes, what the hell are you doing, you asshole? He's staring at him from the second he comes out. Watch him. We can't believe the track's playing.

He's like, wait. Right here. He gives him a Michael Jackson thriller. Start it over. Start it over. Man, these guys are cutting. Start it, start it. Start it. I don't have the track coming from my monitor.

On the same count everybody, really? Dude, I mean airing that out, it's like Joel Gallen. Just really airs it out publicly. The guy on the computer on the microphone was like... That was inside baseball I guess. He goes, I don't have that, I'm I'm not be able to do it on my monitor yeah he goes I guess I can't I'm not getting the sound through my monitor what's so crazy is is like the just not knowing to figure it out and roll with it on the fly at all to just

be like stop it and getting pissed like the audience is right there but even to stop it and be like guys that was because we went hey wire there We watch we went to Metallica I don't think the show we went to is when we went to right the Metallica concert Kirk Hammett started playing unforgiven the opening Yeah, the whole the whole intro to it and stuff and he's going through and then Two or three times in a's like like something's wrong It's off and then he stops it in the middle. He goes he was guys first day back at the tour

He goes I'm gonna do that again. You guys are better than that You just started up and then when he nailed it was like a thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's like human He just got like exactly you're all stupid idiots for not getting this right and then just yells at every and now go back to that video because This he's old Hollywood. When people got things right, when production was production. My Harold used to buy me pearls. Yeah. This is great also because here's the thing, too, is these people

that they're not mad. They're happy that this is happening. They want this to happen. Yeah. What do they want to go out there and nail it? Yeah, you want them. They don't want him to nail it. They want this to happen. Yeah, what do they want to go out there and nail it? Yeah, he didn't want them. They don't want him to nail it. They want him to go, stop, cut the track, play it again. This is what they want. Everybody has their phones out and they're watching this fucking train wreck. So then go back. So then he just starts the song again. Go back a little bit. Cause when he starts that song back up, nevermind,

he's wearing a pillow. Yeah, he also is wearing a pillow. Yeah, he's wearing fucking vampire sleeves as an outfit. He's got the guitar player you'll see all the way furthest away furthest left. The guitar player's guitar is something's wrong with that also. So as Corey Feldman starts playing the song originally and then this guy has to keep walking in front of him Please. His guitar's messed up. Christine, his guitar's messed up. But you're right, he does come out right away and look at the guy like, why are you playing the thing? Watch this.

Right there. Boom. So good. I don't have the track coming from my mom. So good. I don't have the track. On the same count everybody, really? Really? Look at the guitar player.

The guitar player realizes this problem is much bigger, but Corey has no idea. He's panicking. He doesn't want to get yelled at. Cory has no idea. He's panicking. He doesn't want to get yelled at. I was at the guy too. Cause I'm the comeback king The guitar player is fucking panicking Cory's about to yell at him Yeah I'm the come back come back

The background missing nothing The fact I try to plug shit back in Everybody's videotaping the dude with the hat fucking with the wires Now this performance gets no better Jeremiah, and I'll tell you that his tweet after riot fest said Many people saying we stole the show riot fest. That's the person he is so that's a lunatic I mean this this is the only video I've ever seen from that riot fest. This is the one that's so he did technically He stole the show with his fucking mediocrity and fucking bullshit

I have not seen one other live performance from last year's riot. Well, there you go. Yeah, so Maybe he's gonna what he's right. He's right on so much Jeremiah and just doesn't quite understand why yeah You can be right yeah, I don't I on so much, Jeremiah, and just doesn't quite understand why. Yeah. I mean, the Foo Fighters were there. You can be right. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't know that. I didn't even know that they performed it right.

I didn't even know they were right. Were they right this year? Huh. Yeah, but everything went right, except for the drummer. I'm the comeback king. Yeah. So we're trying to figure out what my best... I do this to

Give me all Josh Josh and Cory Feldman Hey Cory was this guy in license to drive You know someone's been on it I got a Josh it up take a motherfucking stand. You call the Dan band? I got a Megan mind. I take yours Megan mind. I'll see your sandwich. He went for that. That video made me so happy.

That was during quarantine. I was like, this is great. I'm going through trying to find the ladies. Are we having drinks with her? Everybody knows the A through G notes, but what about the J note? A lot of people don't talk about it. They don't talk about it. What's going on there? Is that macaroni finished? Cause I'll take some. Listen, I'll take you home to Lekker. Shit.

I know we're on the beach. It's a hot day, but do you have any macaroni and cheese? Are you gonna finish your water in the desert right now? You weren't drinking that water in the desert, were you? You're having the sunflower seeds on you? I'm a little peckish. Listen, I know you're a starving tribe in Africa, but are you gonna finish that? Are you gonna finish that? Are you gonna eat that goat head?

Cause I'll have a bite. Are you gonna finish that, tourist? Or can I have a little bit of his leg? If I was gonna do a little, I'd try leg. Hey, that guy, you're spinning over the fire. Hey, ooga booga, when you're done boiling those passabas, you think I can have a tender bite off of that boy's butt? Hey, ask if I can have one of his toes. Click clack, I'm not gonna learn your full name. I'm not gonna take the time but I'll put you in a song immediately click

clack gets all the pussy get so much pussy hey Jeremiah Jeremiah and Josh are responsible for one of my just like biggest ear-to-ear smile laughing fun moments ever especially at a comedy festival was Moon Tower that first year, the Robert year. Oh, dude. There was a guy, by the way, the guy's a huge Bonfire fan. He had called me, I think he was wearing skanks that night

or Bonfire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's just a big, he's like the lost weight, I think, since he's got like a shape and shit. But Robert's like a kind of a schlubby guy, sweetheart. And just like wearing a t-shirt and his jeans and everything, they started making, Jeremiah and Justin making a song up about Robert and the chorus it was just like they do like two or three back and forth. It was like an

anthemic thing. Yeah and then what Bill did he goes it's Robert, Robert, Robert. The band's playing this like epic music and then just in the middle of it I think Maureen Tarrant has a video of it, it's great. He's a fearless man. He always has a plan. He's Robert. Robert. Robert. He's Robert. And at the peak moment of it when everyone, the crowd now at this point, goes, yeah, it's Robert. Robert. Robert just goes. He puts both his fingers. By the way, the whole time they're doing this, they're making this epic song about about him he's just a schlubby guy standing like this like he's just carrying off looking around just like yeah like barely doing anything with his body and we're making the most epic thing possible and he's

just like he evens nodding a little bit like oh this is kind of cool and at the end they're like you know just those two arms in the air, his bottom belly's coming out. Oh my God, that was one of my hardest laughs of my life ever, it was so perfect. Shout out to Robert and Ashley. Robert, it's his wife, right? His wife, yeah.

They've been to like a bunch of my shows since then, yeah. Oh no. They're awesome. Robert's great, but God damn. It became like an annual song. Oh, they would bring Robert, yeah they did like two or three years, Robert. Josh was trying to get a Moon Tower banner of him. Listen, listen, Colleen, we gotta get a banner of Robert

in the downtown Austin area. I mean, he's basically the mascot of the festival. Now, if you can't do that, are you gonna eat that Caesar salad? Cause if you don't You're not I will Over the day he was worried that him and Tom Rhodes both bought the same flight suit and might both wear them on the comedy Jam that night. They both bought one-piece suits. Oh Not one piece suit. I got the jump suits jumpsuit. They have for Antones has

And they both were I goes. Oh man, what two? douchebags making a decision? I was gonna wear a one piece thing. Tom, you gonna wear yours tonight? Cause I think it'd be a little awkward. It's gonna be weird, I mean I am the front man, so I should probably have a front. I'm not wearing mine, man, I'm not wearing mine. You go and wear yours, Josh.

Jack. Man, I bet Tom Rhodes has had foreign pussy Alexa, which we can never guess. He lived in Amsterdam for years. No, I'm not just saying foreign, I'm not just saying that, foreign pussy, I'm saying I bet he got like... He was a star in Europe.

He was a star, but also Tom's a good looking guy, he's got a cool thing about him, he's like, Mel, he's so well traveled and shit. He's got a cool vibe. Yeah, he's great, I bet he just... He's got a cool vibe, but traveled. You have a cool vibe. Yeah, he's great. I bet he just he's got a cool vibe But he's he's also got a dirty thing underneath you think so Yeah, like he is that why he does all this comedy in Thailand and lawless

Asian islands Something up where he's like now man love is love. Let me stick my finger in your ass Love is love when you're 11 or in Ireland, in Burma. I mean, I wasn't going that far, but he's deep. What I mean for the record is I don't believe Tom Rhodes is a pedophile when he's sight. He's well traveled. So is that a yes, you're wearing your jumpsuit or no?

Tom, that was a glorious explanation of the Galapagos Islands doing comedy in Vietnam, but are you wearing the one piece tonight or not? We gotta get down to brass tacks. And don't touch the food backstage, it's all for me. It's accounted for. The salami, there's eleven pieces that I want on eleven. There's some pre-chewed carrot sticks that are ready to go. I'm gonna come there a little bit late. Can you put aside some charcuterie for me? Some pepper salami, two pieces of brie cheese, and that marble stuff, I'm not sure what it is,

maybe a Monterey cheddar mix? You have a port wine ball with ducks on top I could dip a cracker into. Do you have fancy wine cheese? Yeah, one of them cheeses with the nuts on top. They only serve it around Christmas time. I once stole one from my friend's house because they weren't going to eat it. Do you guys have Christmas nut cheese? Do you have any ribbon candy? I have a hankering for it.

I mean, he goes... You have cheese and challah backstage. Yeah, that'd be fun. Everyone's got their story. Everyone's got their story of like, what's the craziest thing like in New York? I guess you have a David Tell calling you late night to ask you, have you ever heard a joke about this and this? He's like joke checking by you. And Josh is like, he does the joke check, but it's, fuck, I lost my train of thought because I'm stoned, fuck me. It's my fault. Let me help you back, come on, we'll get you there.

We'll get you there. It was gonna be so great though. Look at my unpainted fingernail. Follow it, we all love you. Something Josh, it was gonna be so good. You got the phone call from Josh, similar to the phone calls at Attell. Attell gives the phone call,

oh, it's got the Josh story of what he said to someone. Yeah, at late night. Or asked for around you, yeah. Exactly, there you go, you're right there. Yeah, it was right there, same idea. Yeah, Josh asking for a crazy thing from a place is pretty like frequent. Could we have all the rest of this?

Oh dude, we used to go to Cantor's, and I mean, the staff hated us there. Why? Because we would go in and it was because of Josh. I would be the one who would try to soften the blow of the fact that we were all going, I'm like, hey guys, thanks so much for having us. And then Josh is like, listen,

we taking the corner booth, all right? That's our booth right there. That's our booth we get every time. It's tradition. He complained once. Way to Guns N' Roses. He complained once about getting too much cream cheese. He goes, y'all are wasting this, all right?

I mean, you're giving me too much cream cheese. That's what I mean. I're giving me too much cream cheese. That's what I mean. I mean, the distribution of cream cheese don't even make no sense around here. I'm going to eat a little Spickle Spackle of this right here. The rest of this is a whole bowl. That's just going to waste. You could be using that money for other things.

And this waitress is 2.30 in the morning. He's like, uh-huh, uh-huh. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm going to take it and use it on my bagels I got from Jay and Christine last night or the other. But, skibbity-dabba-doob-woob-a-da. I got some leftover bagel from Jay and Christine. I got some Bobby's half salad.

And I stole some of the cookies they had, but they don't know, right? So, shh, mom's the word, cookies. You know that we had Cantor's cookies at our Airbnb, and I hid them because we only had a couple left. We put out food. We put out food for everybody, but I just kind of tucked these cookies back in the corner.

He went and finished them. He fished them out, and he finished the cookies. We'll say this stuff. Here's Josh. Josh is just, he's on a lazy river, man. It just goes where it goes. That said, if you give him the heads up, we talked about it on the show and talked just, he's on a lazy river, man. It just goes where it goes. That said, if you give him the heads up,

we talked about on the show and talked about the cookie situation. And in fairness to Josh, he did show up here one day with, he traveled from LA with a felonious bag of cookies. I was like, dude, why are you buying so much to go? He goes, I gotta make something right with big cookies. I gotta make something right with me. I gotta make something right. It was the first time I ever had cancerous cookies in my own home.

I was like wow. I was like this isn't, I mean I love, he's literally one of my favorite people in the world but what a, what a fucking character. He's a character. He's a character. I have so many friends that are like fucking a character per Lewis obviously I mean like get Josh Justin Justin Silver these are all like care like human characters they don't have to put on costumes characters they're insane that they act that way

like Caesar Milan with a dog that one will buy that one's gonna try to suck your dick Josh don't invite him over after grocery day. That's every time. Got any snacks? What's the snack situation like? Hey, my testosterone's kicking all the time. The engine's always running. I need to fuel it. We just had dinner. Are we getting something later though? Because I should probably get a snack now. We just had dinner.

What time? The fireworks in ten minutes. You mind if I go get a sub real quick oh yeah that was me and Josh's last our last bicker this last time we saw him he ruined for the Josh he ruined it for me he ruined Independence Day for Christine he made it fine for me quite honestly at the end of the day this fireworks every year.

Why do you have to see him right now? It wasn't that. He was there for the fireworks in time. It wasn't the issue. It was just he had us. We said he was going to grab water from a store. And 10 minutes later, where I was like, where are they? We're going.

And he's like, he goes, oh, we're waiting in line for food. We ordered food. And I'm like, wait, they went to the deli and ordered sandwiches and stuff? And she's like, yeah. I get it. I'm like, oh, we're waiting in line for food. We ordered food. And like, wait, they went to the deli and ordered like sandwiches and stuff? And she's like, yeah. I was like, oh, we're leaving. Bye, we left. And when we saw him, he was just like, what's up?

And I was just like, dude, that's crazy. Didn't ask them if they wanted food though. Oh, you want some too? You get hungry? That didn't even strike me for the next day. To me, it was just a simple, like, I'm gonna grab a water. Actually, I'm gonna go order an entire thing that has to be made. We gotta take

a break. Do we? We do. Why? How many reads do we have? We have seven? I gotta count. What do you got there? Go with Rome? None. Okay, none. No reads. Good. We're fired. Wow. Well, I'll tell you about Jeremiah Walken's E! Ho! Stand Up on the Spot. It's happening tonight, live, at the New York Comedy Club on 4th Street. And it happens on YouTube, and it's also, he is the co-host of the Trailer Tales podcast available wherever you listen to podcasts.

Absolutely hilarious. Robert Kelly, he's all over the place too. Just go to PunchUp.live. Yeah, just go to PunchUp.live slash Robert Kelly. And every Tuesday night, every Tuesday. Jay, look. Oh dude. I'm doing air guitar. Dude, your air guitar is so good. Jay, look at me, look at me. Yeah, just go to punchup.live slash Robert Kelly and every Tuesday night Oh, dude, I'm doing air guitar Your air guitar is so good Jay, look at me, look at me

Look at me, Jay You guys are so good Okay, look at me Jay, you guys Look at me Look at this, wait, wait, wait, Jay, Jay, get ready Will you say you're proud of me? Hey guys

You guys are such good air guitarists I wish I could be as good at air guitar as you guys are Really? Hey guys, maybe we'll hit the cabin this weekend I wish I could be as good at air guitar as you guys are really hey guys Maybe we'll hit the cabin this weekend, and I'll show you some tricks. I know what air guitar. Okay cool dad I'm Jay, and then I molest you both yeah Robert Kelly punch up dot live slash Robert Kelly every Tuesday night the fat black pussy cat lounge 7 p.m. I'm at the Borgata this weekend. That's all we got to talk about right now Portland, Oregon after that I guess do go there to big J comedy comm