The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Defeated Parties (feat. Chloe Hilliard)

Episode Date: February 10, 2020

Dan recaps his trip to Miami and watching his team lose the Super Bowl. Chloe Hilliard shatters the pure image of the Barber Shop for everyone & Keren Hunter and Jay talk about their hallway interactions.

You're listening to Comedy Central! BAM! Hey, I'm Big J.O. Persoon, and I'm Dan Soder, and you're listening to the best of the Bond Fire. Stay tuned to hear some of our favorite moments from this week. You can listen to the Bond Fire live every Monday through Thursday from 6th 8PM on Comedy Central Radio, Series XM95, or on demand on the Series XMF. Also, be sure to follow us on all social media at the bonfire SXM. Hey guys, it's Black Lou and welcome to the bonfires best of the week. Our

dear Dan Soda return from Miami on Monday and gave everyone a first-hand account of what it's like to watch your favorite team lose the Super Bowl. Going down to the Super Bowl, I was like, damn, gas the amped dude. Got him ticket. It didn't matter if you had a middle seat. You'd have been looking everybody on the I'm just explaining things as they happen to us. I process them going to Super Bowl. Here's something you don't realize. Number one, they keep the fans separated. There's like a 49ers fan section, like family and friends and fans,

and then there's a chiefs. So you could go the sides. When I walked in, I was like, this is probably to stop fights. Cause I think something I noticed that the Super Bowl was. It's under a microscope. So the thing is they can't have it being like, it's such a barbaric sport.

Look at this kind of crazy shit going down. Well, also there's so much fucking money at the Super Bowl, dude. There's so much money. The only people that are at this game are people that are die hard fans, right? So they fucking put their- They got a second mortgage on their house.

J.Lo's extended family. J.Lo's extended family that might stop by the game in the third if they're in the neighborhood. But it's just like die hard fans that are like balls of nerves that are just super excited for this game. They're teams in the championship. And then there's like people that got it from like a corporate sponsor.

Yeah. So it's like half people that give a real big shit and half people that couldn't care less. Our tickets were in the chiefs section, so we were surrounded on all sides. You could feel the fans in the stadium were like, let's fucking play the game. And then the corporate people were like, oh my god, that's great. Look over there, honey. I think that's the guy from, I think it is one life to live.

It was like, look at this people are like, I don't know, chiefs fans are great. They're a great fan base. I think they got ripped off when Seattle got the loudest stadium. I think Kansas City had it. See how I just like to talk shit to see all say it's like, we're all out. But can't hate the chiefs because they haven't read Andy read. I know I was happy Andy read got it and it sucks that the fucking Niners lost it but man Listen It is incredible to go to a Super Bowl. It's even better when it's this disclaimer This such a disclaimer because by the way other people have already said it to you at one point I think I even texted to you that thing before you talked to me. You got to do that like hey dude You got to go to a super I got to go to Super Bowl my middle school best friend was a coach for my favorite team on the biggest platform

It's fucking insane. They were here that being said as a football fan that fucking sucked That fucking sucked it sucked to sit there how many minutes of how super loving it did you get at the Super Bowl? I was nervous the whole time so you enjoy you enjoy being up 10. No man Both picks I went nuts I went nuts for the picks, but I was still like whole time. So you enjoyed being up 10? No, man, both picks. I went nuts. I went nuts for the picks, but I was still like, we got a score. Got a score touchdown.

It's Patrick Mahomes. He just fucking, you saw him in the Titans game, you saw him, the guy just scores points so fast that I was like, fuck, I was nervous and I was around chiefs fans. So when the momentum would turn, they'd be like, oh, you're like, shut up, shut up, I, I, chief fans are great.

They literally are like, they're into the game, but there were two motherfuckers that I just hated. One was, like, you can't cast this kid for hateable white kid. Were they wearing red face? Were they going too far with the chiefs thing? They were snickering. They put on big nose. Let me say this. I me. I never move.

They just held, uh, they just held, uh, the spears and stood there the whole time. Yeah. With just a chest plate of bamboo over there. I don't like these guys. Guys, one bit. It goes as we're in a thong. Me no like you either. Well, 49ers take the gold from the ground.

That the great spirit is not for us to admire the rocks. Embiered it men from the east rip open her flesh and take the gold You're from fucking you're from Manhattan, Kansas I know I'm these tickets were way overpriced. Yeah, I'm really taking in the ass on this one the back back, the squa is really reaching me over the coast for how much I've spent on this. Stop hub. Do you want to fuck my wife while you're at it? Yeah. Wow. First you take our land. Now you just take my pride. So when they do the national anthem, the Niners took a lot of shit for Kaepernick and like Eric Reed taking a knee. You know, that was like a big. The four Niners were at the center of that controversy. So you heard a lot of shit talking about the nighters. We joked around about

it around the show that I thought it was funny when we went to the Eagles game that people were yelling, stand the fuck up. Stand the fuck up. And you're like, don't you think that's more disrespectful than taking a silent knee? So that being said during the Super Bowl, I didn't know the chiefs fans do this when they do these star-spangled banner at the end when they go and the home of, instead of free, the whole, the whole fans just go chiefs. So it's like, and the home of the chiefs. And they yell that, you're like,

that's double disrespectful. That's super disrespect. Number one, you call yourself the chiefs. You're singing a song of the, we took their land. Please send a national anthem. That'd singing a song of the we took their land That's such a what a fucking rooting through to her I but take these they all go Chiefs and it's probably a thing that they've done for years or whatever, but you're also like

Yeah, I don't know guys. That just seems kind of fucking how do we take so much shit for taking fucking me? That's worse than just Taking a stand and being like we're not doing the national anthem for game anymore Yeah, I mean it's an antiquated thing anyway So and being like, we're not doing the national anthem for a game anymore. Yeah. I mean, that's an antiquated thing anyway. So it's like, I couldn't care if they do that. It was all just, that's a good thing. But it's not funny, but it is.

No, it's crazy. We're like, what the fuck? If they're, I'm all for taking it away, composing a game. I was the same. The shitty part about being surrounded by chiefs fans is that when you celebrate, you feel kind of like a dick no matter what. Yeah. And I wasn't being a dick. I was just cheering. feel kind of like a dick no matter what.

And I wasn't being a dick. I was just cheering. You just feel like a dick because I'm in the chief section. It's just, it had me and two big brawny fellows behind me that were Niners fans. That was fucking key because I felt like someone had my six. Yeah. And like... It's a scaryest position. Dude, and Fred Warner gets that interception.

That first interception, and I was like, BAH! Because Patrick Mahomes has never thrown an interception in the playoffs really I think he's like 11-0 like 11 touchdowns zero picks Wow, so he threw that and I was like fucking let's go Let's fucking go and then it just kept getting real or in real like The kiddo call I got super mad at the end of the half when he got called Pass interference for pushing off and then they showed it and're like, I was kind of a no call. You could call it if you're a dick.

Was it raining booze? No, I was alone. It was me and those two guys, it was like, In a whole second, you hear you going, bad call. Yeah, bad call. But again, there's people around you that are corporate,

so they don't give a fuck, so after that bad call, a lot of the corporate people were like, that was the bad call. That was the corporate people are like that was about call That was pretty that was pretty shitty And I fuck you. I don't care Half-time show we'll talk about it You watched it. I was there I jerked off live to it. Yeah, that was pretty sick

Come with those timed lights on our wrists. I was like Noah no time lights on our wrists. I was like, no, no, no news thing of any value I saw. I thought I was actually going to get a lot of shit for being so like stripper pole and I'm sure here. I mean, I'm pretty sure you definitely saw Moose Knuckle. I think you saw a loose lip. We were joking around that Beyonce was there. So she was just like watching them like, that's what you guys get. So the game comes back, afforded our score of field goal. Yadayadayada, we get up 20 to 10, boasts up in my homes his face, and then I start getting texts from people. That's like, oh dude, fucking super broad, the three or four different people were like, fucking a dude, looks like you guys are on your way

to a super bowl, and every person was like, don't fucking say that. Don't fucking say that. And then the comeback happens. And I'm surrounded by chiefs fans and I'm alone and everyone. And it was so like on their end, it was so storybook that they're not just getting excited like, like they're waiting for the game and because they have the lead. It's you've watched a team come back from what seemed like a point Insurmountable odds not insurmountable. They're down my dance seven minutes with ten points with Patrick my homes isn't a lot. Let's stop fucking

Let's not make it all storybook. He did it to every team. He's played pretty easily. I'm saying I saw before we were on the thing He winked at the heavens and said let me do this one for my dad. I think yeah God what you know what Patrick Mahol I saw a giant thumb come at the sky just out of a cloud Anyway, I went you guys see that See what Debbie Lovato you know very Patrick Mahol This one's for you this one's for you. Go get him, Patrick. Go bury that ball in those GAS 49ers. And then that pick for Jimmy G through the final pick, you know, it was 31 20. I was like, those is get out of here. Yeah, wind out of the sales

in a in South house too, honestly, like, yeah, that was a actually cleared out super quick after the game was over. So the stadium closed out for you. Yeah, the stadium cleared out. I don't know. We left early. We got out of there, but we had. So I got you checked it up. Staying I got a ticket. I got a ticket from, you know, I got the pass from the family from McDaniel.

Yeah. Yeah. To go to the after party. So you're wearing this bracelet. That's so funny. And here's the thing. They have an after party no matter what Like it's paid for it's paid for and it's at American Airlines arena Dude, it was like a documentary a guy who has to DJ dude hold on losing parts hold on hold on hold on because that is a whole

Fucking thing. Yeah, that is a whole fucking thing. That was me a little bit. I teased it to you a little bit. Here's a deal. Without McDaniel, on the team, I'm not at that Super Bowl. I'm at Sal's watching it with you guys, or at home watching it by myself, because getting down there, I don't wanna be around that. The Super Bowl energy is like, if you like.

You're a fat joke concert. Dude, it's fucking insane all the shit that they have. I went back to my hotel and rolled up the window to smoke a joint out of it, and just Noriega was performing somewhere close. It's like, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what Kid old Jersey just like excited for Sunday. Yeah, buddy. So you lose the game and then you go and Talk to my friend Chad and and McDaniel's wife and they're like hey get on this bus. They're gonna take you to American Airlines arena You can see Mike. That's all I wanted to do. I just wanted to see McDaniel and be like you know dude fucking great season. I'm proud of you God bless. I'll see you in a couple weeks when I'm at punchline in San Francisco So you get on this bus. I think I'm gonna of you. God bless. I'll see you in a couple of weeks when I went punch line in San Francisco. So you get on this bus.

I think I'm gonna see Mike in safe. That sucked. Peace. No, dude, my friend, my buddy had one where it jumped. Did I talk to him? We had a good conversation and then our buddy who was kind of half

in the bag because he'd been drinking, just walks up and he goes, man, you guys had it. I don't think you wanted me here, that. He was trying to be subordinate but he was like, you guys got it. You're like, I don't know, fuck, I don't think you want to be here that. He was trying to be subordered, but he was like, you guys got so close, like, fuck, fuck, dude. That's hurting me. That's sticking to your my room.

If the whole team, you yourself included, we're just giving a little bit more. I mean, where was the effort? Dude, some of the text, some of the text I was getting from people, you're like, are you trying, do you want me to fist fight you the next time I see you? One of the people I know is like, man, that was an insurmountable lead and you guys gave it up One of my buddies from fucking Denver clearly it was surmountable. Yeah, one of my buddies from Denver was just like Man now I got as a Broncos fan. I got to hear about this now and I was like What are you going 21 points in seven minutes? I'm as a Broncos fan, I'm going to have to hear about this all off season.

I go, what? I go, my team just lost the Super Bowl. What the fuck are you fuck the dumb, don't we? What are you talking about? I don't give a fuck about the Broncos. What are you talking about? I have a buddy who's like a diehard chief fan, and we were texted and it got a little chippy.

I started getting chippy by the end. Because I was fucking mad, dude, you get on a bus to go to American Airlines Arena and it's just quiet and sad. Yeah. It's like a funeral, but dude. You know your mom, you know your mom had sex with Kyle when we were younger. Yeah, you know.

What? Why? How would you put that in my head? He goes, I'm just saying, they agreed and never say anything, but I'm telling you. I'm saying right now, your dad is your mom fucked your friend, dude.

Your dad has another son. What? I met him. He's great. I met him. And he's fantastic. He kept up to meet me. What?

He's laying on the ground, he sleeps on the floor, it's good for your back. In Karate tournament this weekend, or I'd bring in the meet you. I mean, I swear to God, you love this guy. Hilarious. You walk in and it's like all 49er stuff. It's all LED lights and shits, all red and gold, because it's designed for them to win the fucking Super Bowl.

No, the birthday party. Did you walk in and on a giant stage, there's just a DJ trying to pump everyone up when they just lost the Super Bowl? I don't think there's a harder job out there. This guy was like, all right, Listen, we're all here to celebrate Even though it's a didn't turn out the way we wanted. We had a good season. Let's hear from them. San Francisco 49ers and then it's just Silent. This is everyone's like

He's like, all right. All right. We got special guests coming up and dude. It was they had the fucking Jabberwackies Come out and dance Dude that would have brought me right out of a funk of losing the Super Bowl The Jabra walkies didn't get you Jabra walkies then shaggy and then little Wayne Performed yeah, what song did you do? I don't know. I was gone I'm gonna live I left after half hour, but you knew little Wayne was gonna go on ah Yeah, they were like little Wayne supposed to be on any moment. I was like, oh cool. And then I was just fucking bummed out, dude. Man, that's bummed. You don't even stay, I mean, you went all the way out there. Yeah, I don't care. I like little win a lot, but you watched the other two people? You watch Shaggy? No, we left halfway through Jabberwarkies.

What? Can't even care. Dude, they, I talked to him, McDane. Did they make their heartbeats? They did. It was pretty cool. Hey, it's Black Lou again. Chloe Hillard was our guest this week and described in detail what really happens after hours at the barber shop. I gotta tell you, she was 100% right. How much I heard the word unisex in my life when I was younger? Of your parents trying to get you to wear something

that's really good. My mom would always go like, it's not the women, it's unisex. Yeah, it's unisex. There's pom-poms in the back of the socks, mom. Oh, yeah. They're UNICEX. I think it was an underwear laundry day,

and my mom trying to get me to wear her UNICEX underwear. I think I freed all of it. Good job. I definitely remember the pom-pom socks. That was definitely a thing. Definitely wasn't UNICEX. No, no. What's funny is, I remember sweatshirts, like crew-net sweatshirts.

I'd be like, no, it's your sweatshirts. It's a girl sweatshirt. It's a UN's a unisex and you'd be like all right and then the only time you Never see that thing as when you go to a barber shop and it says unisex barber shop and then you're like Do not come in here if you're a woman. It's not Fucking don't fucking barber shop I'm talking about black barber shop. I'm talking about like, I'm talking about like, Black Barbershop. I'm talking about like, Boris, fucking Russian, Jewish. Oh, they messed up your hair up. Yeah, do not go there as a woman.

Unisex, how dare you put that out there? That should be a punishment for a woman. Yeah, you're gonna get a haircut. Unisex haircut. Tell them exactly what you want. Dude, if you look at the puzzlement on this guy's face. And you won't get it. I used to work in a barbershop.

Actually, I've learned a lot about men working in a barbershop. Yeah, what did you do at the barber shop? So I started as a receptionist and then I became a braider. Because my cousin was like, he was a manager. He was like, do you know how to braid? I was like, yeah, I'm braid and that's when everybody wanted to hair braid it instead. Is that when do men talk shit?

Like, we're getting their hair braided the way men do when they're getting their nails done? I don't think you learned about men. It was like, I learned that men will fist fight over a video game. I'm learning that all the things that happen in a barber. You learn that Dr. J is not as good as he is. You actually realize how crazy women are

by being in a barber shop because the women who would come and pop up on their guy or call and incestantly, like, where you at? What you doing? And you just see them, like, come in and cruising and then just pop in and make sure he's really there. Really? I see a lot of that on life after lock up

my favorite TV show. Yeah. A lot of checking in I got your shoe line coming out? You're like this fucking guy. Do you think there's a specific reason for each like I my guests on barber would be working in a Barber shop with barbers also that you like and trust probably your barber works there. Yeah, you're constantly looking fresh Always lined up and that's why I wonder if it's about to get pussy so much. They're never bad days. Single moms bringing their sons together, hair cut. And they, and they, and they shack up with the single moms. Oh, while they're cutting. Yeah, and so, so, so this is the thing they, they tell them like, oh, you should bring them

in every two weeks because hair cut, you know, got to keep them fresh. And then all they say, this is the big one. They always say, you should let me do your eyebrows. And they would cut the woman's eyebrows. And then she'd be suckinged, taken like two weeks. Damn. That's crazy. I'll ask all the questions, the leading questions to you guys, he goes, whoo, he goes,

hey, little man, you got some nice air. He goes, where you get your hair from? Think more. Your mommy, your daddy. Yeah. My dad, I guess, goes, where he at? Yeah. Why didn't he bring you in?

Why didn't he bring you in? Just real, and then they're just fucking looking. I'm just gonna listen to. And the barbershop after hours, they'll just pull the gate down and just be in there, just smashing. Really? Oh, man, fuck it.

Did you ever see Summer of Sam, dude? Oh, yeah. There is like a Zamo getting all that ass inside the salon. That's a salon, though. That's a salon. It's got to be a whole different ball game. It's a little different. No, it's a little different. I'd say there's probably not tons of fucking

after hours in the salon. It's one lady who has a position, she's not afraid to lose there. Yeah. And who's doing it? And it's extramarital. Yeah, the co owners, those two young ladies who co owned that,

that Avita salon that I've made up in my head. Friends that'll eventually be enemies. They've both fucked there for sure, but nobody, everyone else is afraid because those two cracked the whip when it gets angry. And they probably watched the surveillance taped and like sledge aim you. It's the crazy story from there. I mean, did you catch them in the air? From the barber shop?

I mean, Jacob's been thinking about getting into barber shop. They were just telling me, I knew it. It was nothing. Like after a certain point telling me, I knew it was nothing. Like after a certain point of me working here, it was like I was one of the guys. Like they already considered me like a little sister. So they would tell me what they were about to do. Like I don't come here tonight

cause you about to like have a party. And I'm like, okay, good to know. Did you, what's the craziest like, have as a woman ever barged in there? Like angry like Ronald, these are not my panties like like that. Yeah. Yeah, definitely One guy was there and his car was parked and the girl came in busted all his windows out Oh shit while he was getting his hair I was gonna say I was trying to act like it wasn't that's the best one when crazy said this happens

I showed cheaters all the time when crazy having a behind-the-scenes and they're like that's just he goes finish We were saying you're you're from this name. We were having we were having a date. We're good car You're fine. Yeah, she goes. I don't know if we should I feel we are telling you the story like she's definitely she's more in gasoline Your car goes it's not that's it's someone old news to me. It's a rental. What's telling more about you? Do you have a car here? I hope did anyone ever leave half haircut? I think it's too crazy But you it was even worse when the barbers would get into it. So you had the clients and they're like, they're crazy when the women would come,

but the barbers all had like multiple baby mamas. And so it would be this baby mamas on her way, but another one's already there. So like Chloe, can you take this one to the store? So you're gonna fight. You would be in sitcom situations. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you'd be like, you're just a full Mrs. Doubtfire moment.

It goes, listen, I'm dressing up as an old English lady just to see my kids. Now my wife's going to come in here with her new man, distract him. I'm going to go put on the costume. Come back. Crazy. I'm always blowing like the, and I think it's like all fathered myself included of a daughter. Like there's definitely a hypocrisy in me in the world. But like, when no one sees it at all, like the guys like that having like daughters also, and like who really just

like treat chicks like, yeah, this dummy comes and sucks my dick at noon every day for lunch. Then this other girl gives me money for whatever this, my cell phone bill and like I fuck her a little bit. Like, and then they have daughters, you know, like, how do you ensure your daughter doesn't become like that is karma like a mother well they try to shut them down they try to like prevent any conversations of like sexuality with their girls they try to just keep them like in this little princess mentality and like you don't do this don't like they shut them down and they just we're pressing so much that they end up doing it anyway because they

don't give them any conversation in the leeway, they don't explain it to you. Like the best thing my dad said was like, listen, men could be jerks, but you just need to know how to prepare yourself. And if a guy says this, then prepare to do that. It wasn't never like, don't talk to guys. Cause that's a worth, that's a, yeah, that's obviously the worst approach is being like,

men do not talk to men. I'll kill a boy if he's talking to you. I also think the, even worse of the situation is like, I have a joke about like princesses. And I think the worst thing you can do is tell a little girl she's a princess. Could you just set her up for failure?

Chloe ruined Luke Cage for me. Cause in his pops, Barbershop was the most righteous place in the show. Oh, they was getting a dickseic for sure. Yeah, pop's main offender. By the way, pops, like them young. Yeah, illegal young. She, pops. Like them young. Yeah. Illegal young. They're gonna leave me young.

Pops? No, pop. Campus finally, we leave you with a cliffhanger this week. After months of what Big J perceived as the cold shoulder from Karen Hunter in the hallways of Sirius XM, the Urban View host joined the show and discussed where the two stood. Yesterday, we brought up a topic that we're just going to get right into, which is welcome to the show our guest Karen Hunter.

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Yeah, I'll join it. Yeah, join it. Absolutely. So this has come up a lot on the show because when I walk out, this is the feeling, the joke I make on the show always Yeah, is that the black people of serious XM love Dan Soder hate me for some reason. Oh, no, no, no I don't see you so so because Dan is tall right so he casts a shadow, but he's tall Dan's literally

Less than an inch tall You are and so you want to see that I've never seen it so I Hey, we've had plenty of interaction, but and you think it's a black thing? No, no, I'm saying, well, the joke of it is obviously because when we come in here also, Bev, who is a sweet or also couldn't fall over there more. I mean, double cheek, we have evidence of this double cheek kisses. And I've been with the same level of like, Hey, and it's like, Hey, it could be the the weird fingers glove. That should mean nothing.

That no. It's something about the fingers being exposed. It's weird. And then it could be the frosted hair. I'm not saying that it is. I'm saying that. I'm going to be fair to say that maybe I think you don't like me because you're wearing like an Erica Badu

kind of flash thing. No, well this thing you got from Africa. No, it's true. So there's that. So it's very black. But why would this be? No, I'm just, I don't know. So here's that. So it's very black. But why would this be? No, I don't know. I don't. So here's the thing. I watch billions. And then I literally just parked today on Sixth Avenue. I looked over and there's a dance soda billboard for some new show he's

on. And I was like, I was like, I see him. It's a little thing there? So it's facial recognition. Yeah. So you're saying, and also you've never, all right, nice. Well, no, because I think what she's saying is there is nothing personal towards you. Nothing at all, nothing. And I think you've been taking it.

We have evidence of you thinking it's a personal thing where I think it's a weird unpleasant behavior in the hallway for someone who's been, I've actually been, and this has been witnessed. Okay. Scoff that but as I'm Right, so what's the scoffing look like I just need to I don't I don't I scoffed you yes, there is there is there is there is There is a fully evident one that several people saw okay was me and Dan walking in hallway and you get me

Oh, Dan and I was like hey and you actually went like and like just kept walking for it's bananas actually went like, and like just kept walking forward. It's bananas. The behavior is bananas. Oh, I might have had some luck. He sound like excuses. But my question to you is now that you have to have met, I bet the hallway interactions completely changed. I think that's true.

See, I don't want to fictitious change. It's not a fictitious change. I think that's a real thing. I think it's explaining the way I think. Cause you've never finished a thing. The initial was Dan goes, he goes, hey, he goes, this is my co-host, Joe Jay. And he goes, he's hilarious.

And you went, oh, I don't know him, I know you. Which is a weird thing. It's a weird thing, that's a weird intro to people. It's not weird, I'm just very, I was just saying this today. I think more people need to just express however they feel. They stop being so damn phony. Sure.

And I think we live in a world where there's niceties and all of these pleasantries, but we're like toxic animals every place else. You're saying like the passive aggressiveness is through the. Yeah, this is the toxic animal that you are in person and then people can get used to it. It's not that personal. Somebody described me yesterday and said,

you're really tough, but you're nice at the same time. It's a weird combination. I've always had that. That seems like the thing. I want people to say things like when a lot of girls would do that like, oh, I could be such a bitch. And it's like, well, work on that. Yeah, no, I'm not working on it because I like me.

I like exactly how I am. And so yeah, I did that. I do remember it too. I remember like it was two weeks ago, because it was two weeks ago. No, it was months and months and months ago. Let me apologize, because I apparently it stuck with you because now we're here like it's almost A daily basis bad club with no music

I'll tell you this Best by best five in series Karen does not like the ambiance Definitely is mood killer, but We need a full bar see how this could happen and so yeah, no, I now I don't I didn't know you Mm-hmm, and I wasn't familiar with your awesome work, but apparently you're a big J So I'm I'm going to really do my homework because that's part of that through Yeah, I think people don't know each other

What's why she can do a homework and come back genuinely not know each other. What's why she can do her homework and come back genuinely not liking me. If you watch my work and come back then liking me, I will also miss it. Right. So I'm going to at least do my work. I think just Monday and the hallway care. It's like don't even fucking look at me. I think that might happen because I'm going to. I then heard I have we have our own high five again. I appreciate that. I'll hold you that. Yeah, not. Do some research and then come back. But my point is, is someone that's been in the middle of this, do you see that? You thought it was a personal thing.

You're like, she just doesn't like me. She just doesn't like me. She just said she's not gonna be phony and echoing she does like me. But I'm saying she, but she was saying she doesn't know you. That's why she said that. So I'm saying to you, is there any sort of relief knowing that Karen doesn't just hate you personally?

Or not hate you, but just like, there's no reason that she would have to hate you personally or not hate you but just like she hated there's no reason she had the hate I mean like no I still think it was dismissive behavior but she saying it was and she'd everybody like that that I don't know that's not consistent no I bet that's it isn't probably not the best way to be but you know at a certain point you you you know you grow to be whoever you are you know and generally put goodness into the world, into the universe, inspire people to do good things with their lives and I have receipts. And if I'm dismissive in the hallway, I apologize. But Dan is special.

And I think- This is, I'm going to pay for this. No, I'm going to- I haven't cared and you are setting me up to get buried by check. No, but I mean, he's just like warm milk know, he's like warm milk and cookies and like his presence in the studio was like family was like a homecoming and everybody just kind of gravitated towards him. So, you know, I hope to have that relationship with you.

Maybe you can come on the show and we can develop that bond because we've been a whole outweigh. But maybe don't do the research. Okay. All right, so that's gonna be that. But, you know, listen, unlike some things around here. We open our doors to everybody. It's just fun to have you on because we've had this with other like a show before us that was like kind of a joke and we wanted to do this.

And that host never let us do this. And I think this is a great thing to solve because it is. I think it went to HR. Oh, that's an option. Yeah, now we're done. I don't know how to went to HR. Yeah. Oh, that's an option. Yeah. Now we're done. I didn't know I could go to HR in your life. But now, yeah. So now you'll know if Karen doesn't say hi to you in the hallways, she's seen.

Because I actually saw the research. She saw your, yeah, she saw your degenerates on Netflix. That's fair. And then I'll be like, yeah, she's not into my thing. Yeah. Do you have a thing? What's your thing? He's hilarious.

No, you keep saying that. Yeah. So what's your thing, though? Well, he's a crowd work specialist. I would say like watch his crowd work. It's unbelievable. He can talk to people in a room. I say the things people are thinking,

but I'm afraid to say. Yeah. He speaks truth with power. He, I would say he's on. You don't sign it. Let me get you that back. We have to do the cops block. Yeah, yeah. He's like, what's with the little smiley face? What's the point? No, have to do the cops block. Yeah, yeah.

We're the little smiley face. Oh, what would this happen? Yeah, yeah, it's like Arnold Norfolk. We have to modulate the voice so we can get sued. Yeah, I would say Jay does dirty jokes very well. I'll give me an example. I mean, we can, you know, not here. Not here.

You got to watch watching. It's a serious exam. Wait, me not here. No, it's not an out of context. It's about a bit on while everyone's just sitting here in the room. It's odd. Doing stand up out of context is weird. It doesn't usually work. Okay. Yeah, but watch the degenerates on Netflix season one.

And Jay has a half hour. You can just drink. That's hilarious. I will do that. Because I want Netflix a file. Okay. Yeah. Just get in there. Watch big J's. Netflix half hour. And then in the hallway, you don't have to. Now you'll know. Oh, no, maybe we can be your white dude corresponding. No, we don't do that because here's the thing, comedy should be colorblind. Right. And I think the problem we have in this country right now is that everybody's

assigning, like, you even thinking it's a black thing. That was kind of, that's, that's weird. No, it's funny. No, it's, no, that's too much tension in this country right now to do that. Well, there's a lot of tension from the black people and me and these hallways. Turns out I did not create that. So I'm gonna speak on behalf of all the black people with series, all five of them. And two of them in the room. So there's three more left. And we don't know you and I'm speaking as the the spokesperson for black. Blue is my brother from another mother. is he? Yeah, you like him? Is he funny?

Well, what are you going to say? Are you? You forced to work here. You just give me the sign like Melania. Let me know with the little thing on the double hand. Let me know what's going on here. No, but you're not going to get white pussy doing God free show. You got to stay over here at the bar and fly.

Is that what you want? Oh, okay. All right. See what you want. That's a great question. Karen just goes. No, no, no, no. I need to know why you're trying to figure out who the hell is in the room.

Yeah, like a lot of people. If black glue only likes white women, that's an issue. It would be a fetish. Okay. You only like anything. Yeah, like like a Jewish guys that love Japanese girls. That's a fetish That's a fetish. I don't know if that's love. That's a fetish. My my love of large breasts Well, that's something doesn't be in a man Yes, that's not a fetish

I swear it got damn soda cans anything wrong I like fuck I like fuck drowning my women. You know what? No, that's just sounds like fun Well, that's Dan's thing How do you feel now? Don't take me down just cuz you're upset Jay don't laugh at the weird shit No, I'm in the very vanilla my nicknames vanilla Dan you can't turn on me in this moment You've never been more happy that you've never said that about yourself before until this moment.

Yes, I am. That's worked out so wonderfully just right now. They call me vanilla Dan for Christ's sake. I got this son of a bitch. It's a damn, a dammit we do call vanilla Dan. Karen, thank you very much for coming. Oh, good. I was like, when is this gonna be over?

No. No, you are. You're so damn painful. No, this has been- It's like a thousand people in here to witness it. I did I'm a hot flashing too. No, you did. Thank you. Check out Karen's show, Karen Hunter Show, Urban View Channel 126.

Jay now. Thank you Karen. Can you, the introduction is complete. See, tomorrow, will we come in a hallway tomorrow? Monday, Monday, Monday. All right, Monday, I'm gonna do my homework over the weekend. And when I see you, if I, if I don't look at you, you know. Okay. I'm not gonna harass you you know I'm not gonna

harass you I'm just not gonna look at you okay that's very fair I hope you enjoyed this week's best of the bonfire you can listen to the show live every Monday through Thursday from 6 a.m. East on Comedy Central Radio, Series XM 95 or on demand on the SiriusXM app. Be sure to follow us on all social media at the Bond Fire at SXM.