The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Delta Force

Episode Date: April 4, 2025

The new Snow White movie is awful for many reasons but the choice to use CGI dwarves is the worst. Jay remembers the Chuck Norris film "The Delta Force" where the Arabic terrorist was just a poorly spray-tanned Robert Forster. Everyone has a good laugh at the ridiculous ending of the movie. Bob and Jay debate about their Farrah Abraham interview. They conduct an investigation as to whether her turd hit the floor or the toilet in her scat video. The crew gangs up against Jay because he denies that he's an expert in poop porn. Bigjaycomedy.com Robertkellylive.com for tour dates *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Yeah, this is what you calm down to a story to tell you have a story to tell I don't want to blast a man But I can't in a willow Even though situation looking kinda ill, yo It came to me like a song I was listening to This is describing your morning I saw a pillowcase and wrote Got dresses on my pillow

My early afternoon Is this why you picked it? I broke the bitch up I didn't pick this This was Lou and his girlfriend of color DJ Lou I always assume this is Lou and his girlfriend of color That's right

I don't like that, always assume this is Lou and his girlfriend of color. That's right. I don't like that, Jay, you corrected me again. You have a weird habit of micro-correcting. Well, I had a... I went, your morning, and you went early afternoon. Nobody fucking gives a fuck. Nobody cares. I wouldn't behave like that in the mornings.

But nobody gives a fuck if I'm right about the morning. It's your morning. It's not our morning It's not you you might tell jokes if I have you'll never have unless it happened that day You'll never hear the I got pulled over today my blah blah blah I'm very big on if I got pulled over and I have some story about it I'd be like every month there'd be a tag of like about two months ago like three months ago. This happened, right? I don't know why that matters to me. It does matter to you story telling I got a story to tell we all have stories to tell But nobody does investigations on stories So if you say if you micro correct, which is what I've I've come up with. Yeah is what you do

What if there is an investigation though if there is dude if there's an investigation I will I will go on the stand and be like, you know what? I lied. It was not morning. It was early afternoon. I made a mistake. But lying seems more nefarious. You just had it a little bit wrong.

It's not lie. And first of all, you're using the word nefarious just to be above me. No, I don't think it was done with ill intent. This is getting out of control. What you're doing right now. You know I did not go to school as with ill intent. This is getting out of control. What are you doing right now? You know I did not go to school as a young boy. And these words. You were in school hard knocks.

You're putting me into spin. You put me on tilt, and I don't like it. I'll explain it to you. Your actions when you were young were nefarious. Do not say I'll explain it to you, because that means I don't understand it. Bobby. Yes.

Let me give it to you like I'm talking to a five year old. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jay, let me tell you something. I'll tell you what. There's something about you.

Let me just say this. Can I apologize to you? Yeah, go ahead. Whoa. I apologize. What? I apologize. I don't know.

I'll try not to correct you anymore. I'm gonna apologize. I'll tell you what. Yeah. If yesterday, well it's Thursday now, but if Monday was any indication of how I make people feel, I didn't like that you guys were all picking on me yesterday Is that what I do no no no I do to people no no where were we? Why am I Mike die? What's happening here? Why is this equipment suck?

What were we picking on you, I think we were just throwing zingers. You guys were piling on top of me. Well because you- And attacking me. You can't come in here and say- And Christine is laughing because she loves it. No. She loves nothing more. Look at-

She was so happy the whole ride home. You came in yesterday and you said, I found a gay guy that does my hair. Does my eyebrows. And you want your eyebrows. And you want it. And I'm batting around a spray tan but but I decided to go to the booths. We can't, how do you unwind that? Because a friend's just coming in here

trying to get some opinions from his friends. I didn't know everything's got to be a ha ha hilarious thing. Sometimes we could just talk and ask our friends if they should get spray tans. Yeah, but your lazy slut fingers over the weekend were bugging me. So I fixed them for you. They do look much better. They look much them for you. They do look much better.

They look much better now. Yeah, they look much better. And think of how good these are gonna look with that tan. Yeah, I was looking on tanning beds last night. I found a couple. You think I'm gonna get one? No, I'm not gonna get one, but you get one and I'll come over.

Yeah. Maybe I'll rent it. Like I'll do a monthly fee to you and Christine, like a 29.99, I can use it three times a week. Hey this will motivate the shit out of me. Can we before uh like before maybe summer's over or just set a time for when on Tuesdays for the early show at least yeah maybe we do it a tad earlier and from my house I do not enjoy now because I'm parking here now It's a further walk than when I would get dropped off by an uber nice walk though

It's a lovely walk except on Tuesday when we come in early and we are getting out with the rotten horrible piece of shit children of this town It's they should all be fucking, it's insane. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, you wanna hire Morgan Friedman to come in and fix this thing. I mean, Jesus, I mean, screaming in the streets and just like fucking with cars and jumping through trash.

Just animals. The schools in New York City in House Kitchen at around two o'clock, 1.30, two o'clock, it gets a little nuts. Yeah. And you just see, and then there's just these packs of troubled youth. Yeah. And then just like one white nerd

who just has forced to live there. Yeah. It's just one white nerd walking with the crew. Like Jesus, this poor white. When I was pulling into the parking lot, it was a school, like a line of kids going and I mean Everything I'm describing and then just one white nerd walking around like damn this poor white nerd Parents mom has big hair. Oh, you're fine. You need to learn culture

It's like they're culturing all over me every day They're culturing me everywhere. I go These kids are coming out of alternative schools I don't think they're I think I don't know if they're listening to the bell I think they leave when they leave I think they're leaving to get to the store to get some stuff. Yeah. Yeah, god damn it It gets a pretty horrible. It gets pretty rowdy. Horrible children. On that street, because I believe

the school is on that street that we park on. The school is right down there. Wow. And it gets rowdy. Yeah. You've got to kind of just keep your eyes front and let them go like lions in a safari. You can't, you know what I mean?

What loose, wild pieces of shit these kids are Not one redeemable one even the white nerd. I'm not okay with now Whenever I've looked for apartments. I've always wanted like not near a school No, no, it's just in your school Manhattan school kids are rowdy as fuck Yeah, I mean where I live you live right next to the school rowdy school. I would use a term problematic Yeah, my my neighborhood you what are you gonna hear grease playing because they're rehearsing. Yes That's what I want. I want to hear high-level musical theater Yeah, not Puerto Rican fat girls screaming with the confidence of an attractive woman. It's crazy

What happened to being fat and full of shame in high school? These fat bitches, fucking Lizzo. She probably showers with the lights on. I know. She probably has zero fat shame. Bunch of skin tags, she fucking strokes, she cleans them. She washes them in the shower. Every time she runs her hand underneath her fucking side pit fat, she feels those things

and she just cleans them. She doesn't give a shit. She probably puts them on Instagram stories. Yeah, you wanna name my little skin tag form. I found another one. Oh shit. These things growing. It was a.

Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Man, the fat. The confidence in the fat. It's insane. The backpack don't fit. Oh no, not at all their jeans are fucking They're they're ripped why they wear ripped jeans and they're bubbling out of them like fucking like breads breaking out of the holes I don't think they were ripped they were they are now. Yeah. Yeah, I think it I think they're fat just smushed out of them

Yeah, she ate her way into hulking out her pants. Yeah You won't like me when I'm hungry a Lot of good hair though a lot of good curly hair. There's a lot of good fake hair a lot of good hair Yeah, there it is Lizzo Committing these fat people that people like them. No one likes you young fat girls. No, you like him Jay What? young fat girls no you like him Jay what young fat girls well you've enjoyed young fat girls in your life and I like middle-aged fat girls I'm not laughing I know it's Christine calling herself a middle-aged fat girl she's doing it for the joke. Yes, God. I don't think she was she fell on the sword No, she was pointing that outward. She was pointing it out. She wasn't thinking that herself was a middle-aged

No, I hate fat teenager girls every one of them I know I didn't always had a fatty around back when I was in sixth, seventh, eighth. Yeah? Yeah, I loved a nice fatty. Because they'd stick around. You know what I mean? They'd be around, nah, it didn't work out with her.

What are you doing? I don't know. What do you want me to do? Oh, you mean like one that just come over and polish your knob because she has no self-respect because she's a big fat pig piece of shit? Yes, sir. OK.

That's what I mean. Hey. That's fine. Yes, sir. Okay I have no idea what Christine thinks I'm into these fat chicks. She keeps going. Hello. I'm sitting right here I'm talking about who I want to fuck Lizzo yeah, she ruined everything for everybody She well she she's thin now, and now she's all about being thin She made a bunch of chicks fucking loose feeling in their feet

Now this bitch has the money to fucking be thin I know a bunch of fucking lollipop lickers fucking have shin wounds that won't heal because of this tub of shit I can't fact you would just go back to living in the shadows instead of casting them so big Look at her belly button looks like an elephant's asshole. She's so happy go back to that bit. Oh my god Oh my god, and by the way, it's ashy and by the way, she's down. That's down a hundred plus pounds easy Yeah, she lost a lot of weight. She lost a lot of weight Well, she lost a lot of weight. She lost a lot of weight Well, she did the She was epic that for sure she did know is that because she might have did something else right she didn't do exercise Definitely wasn't exercise, but I'll tell you what she's gonna do something about them tites now She's gonna do something about the titties and the stomach a

Well if she would just you know stop showing off her asshole belly button, um, then it wouldn't really make a difference. She could hide that well. She's crying. The fact she is now, she could hide pretty well, but those titties when they come out are a mess. But she's not hiding it. She's wearing, like... No, right, that's the problem. That's what I'm talking about. Lizzo is created with these young fat girls

I'm dealing with as I'm running through a gauntlet of them when I come from my car to work It's only on Tuesday's. What is the thing with these fat confidence? I hate it so much Why won't these pigs be put in their place? Yeah, why don't they wear hoodies? Cover shit up You know why they're boisterous Jacob because they know they have as good a chance as a fight as any girl Would have against a man because they can take blows That's what it is. They could take a nice kidney shot. That's absolutely right. They know their organs are deep So you want to drop her with a kidney shot or a liver shot you have to punch so hard

Is there anything scarier than a chick like that getting mad at you? Oh just fucking kind like a tornado What'd you say, motherfucker? I don't know, you're like, what can I do? You can't headlock, then there's no neck. Your headlock just squeezes, eventually before you know it, you're above their head. Yeah. You go, settle down, squeep.

Don got in a fight with a girl, like a ghetto girl, and babies are us. I was like, shut the fuck up, I am not getting my ass kicked. I'm not watching you get your ass kicked, and then me get my ass kicked by this chick who could definitely be defun- She has a panther tattoo on her neck. Yeah, not happening. Here's the thing Bobby You gotta the move is you gotta be willing to sacrifice your lady a little bit in the sense that if I Would send Christine out willy-nilly into any fight because my rule is like well Look as soon as this girl drops Christine with one or more puts hands on it all and I'm like

Oh Christine doesn't have this at all. Then you can go well, I had to punch this girl in the face because She was gonna attack my chick. She's gonna kill my chick Yeah, but a big big big girl might fucking take you down. Now you're wrong. You don't be wrestling You think I couldn't drop you on one shot? Now what does that mean? Now you could why is that? What are you doing? I don't know something my nose I know a little pimple. It's a little tiny pimple. You see it. Yeah, I see it. Don't touch it leave it You see it a little tiny pimple

How are you saying? No, there's a little red thing. There's a little red thing right there see it It's a little tiny pimple No wrong side right there here right there That she's not marrying you she's doing where it is you see it. Yeah, stop. It's a pimple stop touching it There's blood, but you know yeah because you're touching it. Yeah, stop touching it. I'm big in the skincare, Polly what I don't know why I have a new Tragena pad every day What I don't know why I have a neutrogena pad every day Yeah But that's but yes, you gotta be what you have to be willing to let don't take a shot So you can get what is this noise? It's somebody's in the performance studio. There's a band performing

What there's a band performing in the proof in the studio to I thought you were saying something like the constant vacuuming sound behind us. No. Oh yeah, look at that, there's drums. Little drums. Hey, you know what would've been fun? If they were going to make a performance space, a soundproof them. If you're going to have other live broadcast studios next door to it. And it's just, listen, call me the asshole.

I'm sure that was probably, look, hindsight's 20-20, right? Who knows if anyone's going to perform live at a radio station. So we're not gonna, what are we gonna insulate every room for sound? Yeah, stupid. That's idiotic. Yeah, it's dumb. I mean seriously, five rooms down, five studios down from the performance studio. Why would they insulate these walls with anything when we could just put up the word Sirius XM a lot on wallpaper? I'll tell you one thing, come in this room, you could hear every other studio happening, but one thing's for sure, you know you're in serious exam. That's no doubt. And how do you know? Well, because

plastered everywhere and none of the equipment works. So where are we? And you can hear this fucking stupid drum beat. Can her daddy kick in five of her hundred and twenty five million dollars and let's just hire a fucking crew to work these cameras five hundred and twenty five mil come up by my office and walk through the video bay it's empty nice can we steal the equipment who's gonna see you who's gonna stop but yeah the cameras aren't on. There's a monitor upstairs, but there's nobody looking at the monitor. No, I'm saying let's steal the actual equipment. Like, I'm gonna take these cameras. Go ahead.

I feel like we're in the jungle. What do you mean? With the beating. Oh, the drums are like, gong, gong, gong, gong. The King Kong's coming. The distant beating of drums and the native drums in the distance. Listen. It's a vibe. Can you see what it is? Can anybody find out what it is?

Oh, what's this? Is this Max coming through the tunnel? Maximus Kelly number 42 fullback. Go Max, go! fullback go Max go hey you know what I tell you what Max learned how to run. I don't know what happened. Right. I don't, dude. And I got laughed at in school. It might have been that, but he, the other day I came home, I'm sleeping,

taking a little nap. He goes, let's go, brings me outside, there's a chair waiting, it's nighttime. He's gonna do lacrosse stuff, did you learn? He missed the net and he went into the yard next to us He started running. Oh my god. This is gonna take forever And he I was like, oh my I went oh my god, you can run What you said that to him? It just came out that probably hurt

It just shot out of my mouth. Oh, look at you running. I'm not like a retarded person Look at you running like not like a 14 year old girl from Turkish terrorists. Steven Seagal, he has a Steven Seagal run. Yeah, I like Steven. You don't like with his little floppy hands? No. I think it's a little sexy run. He would ruin everything. And he was also big on a nice turning like stutter step that turned it around a corner. And he always did it in nice Italian boots.

He did it in boots and he did it in really tight jeans. Yeah. Yeah. Well he wasn't very kick-based with his Aikido. It was a lot of throwing in hands. Yeah. Mostly. Yeah. Isn't that Aikido? Just standing there and flipping people? It's like judo-y kind of yeah. Aikido, I think most of it's using your own body's momentum against you. Yeah. It's like getting out of the way of the punch and then dragging them around by that arm somehow.

And then snapping the joint. I only took five classes, how many movies did Steven Scalming? I took five classes in Aikido. The first one was called Marked for Death, Another Siege, Hard to kill, out for justice. And of course, let's not forget the executive decision where he died immediately. What about Above the Law?

Above the Law, yes, that was the other one. That's the original. There they are, all five of my Aikido classes. And I'll tell you what, if you are lucky enough to get out of the way of a punch that you can watch it go past your face, Your instinct is not to grab that arm. It's not your instincts. And then flip them with it. I can't see Wade and go, God, I hope this guy throws a punch so I can flip him.

There's nothing funnier than watching the demonstrations he does in Russia and all the guys are throwing themselves. Yeah. It's like a movie. I watch it almost daily. He touches them in the chest and they fly back. They go flying, flip flying. Bring up a Steven Seagal demo. No he does, you can see the guys, they have to tap,

but he'll really twist their arms and shit. They let him almost break their arm. Yeah, that's what a keto is. Letting a man do it. Letting a man do it. It's great though. Dory Jacob. Almost break their arm. Yeah, that's what a keto is letting a man do it letting a man do it It's going to Jacob All of us are only aware of I keto through the works of five films It's so great. I love how I love how fatty is though. It's the best stuff. That's all fake

That's visceral fat pattern now. That's all food. This is one of the best. He's like tap tap You can see if a man lets you you can flip him with his elbow I mean this is Wow Why is he performing in front of a bunch of boys in robes and tight shorts shorts he tapped and he's still doing it The die that it takes to get his hair black easy nuts Easy light work light work Light work these guys are a graph Marvel movie. He's very very quickly and easily defeating two men Who are not fighting back? Yeah? There's they're clapping for him. This is crazy. I

It's so funny. They just fall I it's so funny. They just fall By the way, he put his hands up. It's that easy That's the best is after he fucking guys just flip around and drop on the ground for me goes just like that and Voila is there any video of him actually fighting anybody or is it all just these two twinks running at him? I have to and then falling you mean in his life ever Like I don't think Steven Seagal's ever had a real fight that you've seen my god. He's so heavy He's so heavy. Is there like one Bruce Lee real fight?

Sure, I think it was always demonstrations, right? Yeah, and then the ones they made up The ones that what is this? Why are we watching two bears one cave? I know Christy What are you doing? Are we printed by crushes new special lucky available down Netflix? Mm-hmm nice plug I heard is its best work. Yeah, that's what he said Yeah, who is it yes we did I went out there and asked Cynthia at the front desk, that is Darius Washington. He's an artist, producer.

Damn, we were all thinking you were gonna say rocker. And pastor, it's a gospel that he's doing. Jesus Christ. Also ran into Selena Gomez about two minutes ago. Did you ask her to come in? Crazy. Did you tell her to come in? She's with 30 people on her way to do an interview.

Oh, that's who was down there? Yeah, but, but Lou, if you should walk through, I mean, they're not going to stop a brother from going through trying to meet a lady. For her, they might. Really? Yeah. Damn.

Damn. You should have been like, yo, yo, Selena, why'd you knock up my cousin and never call him again? Just confused the shit out of everybody. What? How did she look? Fantastic. Does she? my cousin never call him again just confused the shit everybody what um how did she look fantastic does she then she has something that makes her face get big I think that might be a thyroid issue yeah she has like a disease or something that makes her look weird at times I don't know pretty Selena okay is

she the one who's playing no she's not the one doing Snow White okay oh that girl's getting whacked who is it the Snow White girl is. Okay. Oh that girl's getting whacked. Who is it? The Snow White girl's getting... Zegler? Yeah. Okay. They're kind of similar though. They're mad at her? Yeah because she's... they're making Snow White, they're making her a modern woman. Are they called the Seven Little People? Well there's no... they didn't have any little people in the movie. And they also, she said that Snow White will not be rescued by a prince. She will rescue herself. This is a modern version of Snow White, where she doesn't need a man to save her. That's fine.

Let that witch kill you then, bitch. He's not a prince, he's a thief. Apparently the actor is gender fluid. They don't have much chemistry from one Princess the prince the prince himself is not she's not snow white because of her skin She's snow white because of a snowstorm. Why do these call her snow brown? Why don't they just call her sand snow sand or snow of color But uh, yeah, she did they had to change the whole thing around so

she got into a snowstorm with her father, so that's why she was called Snow White. What a dumb thing. And she's going on a lot of, there's actually a video of her she's such a fucking egomaniac. Cool mirror. She's such a actress of her just faking tears. The Snow White girl? The actual girl. Faking, you can see the moment where her brain just says cry now. It's the most uncomfortable fake emotional moment

that I've ever seen, because she's getting so much shit for this movie. Black Lewis, speak for all black people. Were you concerned that Snow White wasn't racially diverse enough? No, not at all. That's never sat on you or weighed on you heavy? No, I like things to stay traditional. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm You're not worried that Hendrix might think that Snow White didn't know any black people that could be a problem I'm not at all. Okay, good. Good. Good. I thought maybe I was being nuts Oh, there was no black people. Why would anybody give a shit? There was no black people with Snow White. Every movie looks like Downtown LA

with the cast well, I mean I Understand her I mean whatever who gives a shit. They should have given her a poison watermelon that would have been funny That would have been really funny. I mean Ode to communism the movie an ode to it communism, the movie. An ode to it. Why? It's a love letter to communism.

Nice. The whole movie is about how the family just, nobody has any wealth, everyone shares everything except her, except the queen. They rule over everyone, but everyone else shares, there's no crime. So they feed everyone apple pies. This thing is doomed. This movie was doomed from the get go. I mean, bring up a thing like an article about the whole story cuz first I'm seeing the dwarves now the first

The dwarves were live-action at one live-action and they were not they were always CG They were gonna be and then it was it was like multi. It was like a black and Hispanic one it was like everything had to be like Like some version of like a different culture, but I believe that what's his name dinklage complained about it said Why are we doing dwarfs again? So they made them cg They cgi they were gonna put actors but because him and all the dwarfs were pissed off because like yo dude That's money. They're angry. You you make he wants to be the only dwarf Yeah, it's like dude. You know, you made it through you're like the porn star that got to act

Well, it's also like do you think you haven't gotten every role you've gotten not because you're a midget also I mean, that's the thing. Yeah, like you're always playing them. They never just happens It was oh and that character happens to be a midget. Yeah, and it's also yeah, you did be your little person You're a mob boss in a movie, but it was also unique that the mob boss Was a little person sure that's a little caveat to the character that makes the movie a little more cooler. Yeah. But I did notice there was no Mexican dwarves ever

in any retelling of Snow White. Because Mexicans are already small. That's right. Oh yeah, it'd be great. You got Snow White and the seven Ecuadorians. You wouldn't be able to see them. Was she Maria in West Side Story? Yeah.

There's a video, I put it in the thing, where she is, she starts doing the tears. She has a moment, Jay, it's so funny. I would love Jacob to reenact it, acting-wise. I really think it would be fantastic. I'm worried about how far away her chin is from her neck. I think she's stretching it out. What the fuck, man?

You could put a whole sandwich in there without swallowing it. This right here. This is so, listen to this fucking lunatic. To everyone, and to everyone who hates when I win. Win what? The win victory came to the Louvre in pieces.

I don't know what this means. And people still line up to see her I don't what does she say and I can only hope that despite my flaws and despite my cracks and my breaks and there are many of them that at every premiere and everything I do, people will wait in line to see. Wow. That's weird. I mean, I just want Jacob to redo that one part. Who hates when I win.

I'll be high my crack. And I have many of them. She's insufferable. Those are breaking down again. Yep. It's lonely. It's very lonely. Shut.

I just know that if that loneliness can be placed on other things, then I will know. Why? Because of her eyes are so far apart? That's the reason. Because she has two eyes apart from the other eye. Because her eyes are in her dimples? Yeah, like when you learn to draw a face, you wouldn't be able to draw her face because

there's two eyes in between these two eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's only supposed to be one eye. Yes. She's got Pan's labyrinth face. Yeah, she should be like this. Her eyes should be on her hands. There's so many controversies. I mean she wouldn't shut up about the election also. She said Well, she's also pro-Palestine the other one's pro-Israel. Well, the other one's from Israel. Yeah, the evil queen

So she started that. Gal Gadot's evil queen? She was in she was in the Israeli army. Yeah, you know yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Why the fuck was she playing a Puerto Rican in? There's plenty of Puerto Rican actresses. Wow. What's going on with the world? Yeah, Disney's really fucking up. Why are there no Puerto Rican actresses in the house? Because they're all fat and screaming outside of a school on 50th Street? No. Do you think that might be the thing? These are all fat and screaming and running through the streets like goddamn confident animals?

Is that why? I wonder. And all they have is a Mexican with frog eyes that we can fucking throw into a goddamn movie. She does have frog eyes. She's got a massive forehead. Despite my flaws, and I have many of them, you will line up to watch my shows. Gal Gadot is so much hotter. She's playing the Evil Queen. Nice. Well, she's also a woman. She's playing the Evil Queen. Nice. She's...

Well, she's also a woman. This is a little tiny girl. Yeah, but the whole point of Snow White is that the Queen wants to kill her because now she's not the hottest anymore. Yeah, that doesn't really fuck up the plot. That's the whole plot of the movie. You still want to fuck the Queen? The whole plot. At one point, the Queen...

He goes, Evil Queen. He goes, I bet I can get through it or... Is this the one with the queen? The whole plot. At one point the queen... He goes, evil queen. He goes, I bet I can get through it, Or. Is this the one with the mirror? Yeah. Yeah. And the mirror's like, bitch, you're way hotter than her. Look at me. Who's the hottest of them all?

Well, I feel like you only seem to be concerned about that one chick. And you're definitely hotter than her. Pretty much all throughout the land is just dwarves, I think. So yeah, it's just you and this chick. You see how far her eyes are apart? None of it makes sense. None of it works. She needs two mirrors to ask herself the same question,

because her eyes are so far apart. Will you keep coming to her? Bitch sees like a horse. Look at her. Stop bothering me. Yes, you are substantially hotter than this child dressed like an asshole hanging out with seven midgets she has a cup you have a C cup yeah way hotter damn dude you have to fucking three stooges poker eyes with heavy metal

horns apparently they changed it like they couldn't even pretend. You couldn't do the piece? You can't do the piece. You can't do the dough. You got to get heavy metal horns. That's great. I haven't noticed how far. I always noticed something wrong with her face, but I didn't know what it was.

I'd say it's a measurable amount of it. I bet there's a nice size soft cock of inches between her face, between her eyes. Can you bring up her face again? If my soft dick was as big as the space between her eyes Dude, I'd be confident as hell with my softie by the way just you know for two shows today I wore my boner underwear see if it happens did it work. I don't know it's knocking around though I'll tell you that much good right. I love it

Yeah, her face is definitely Something wrong with it. Well, she looks pretty there. Yeah, but you gotta put it, but when you, look, there you go. Yeah, that's the difference though. With her bangs back, bangs really make a woman's face. And they can Photoshop eyes closer, I think.

And I bet they do. I bet they do. They definitely have to, for sure, dude. Come on, for sure. Oh, right there, top right, top right, oh, one more, one more. Right there, click that. What the fuck? Jesus H.

Oh my lord. You do a whole other eyebrow between her eyebrows. Oh, and you know what, look at her mouth too. Her mouth is weird. Yeah. I love picking apart hot chicks. She sucks. I'm a Natalie Wood guy myself.

If I'm going with Maria's. Natalie Wood. For sure. Yeah. You mean the chick who got killed? Yeah, the original Maria from West Side Story. Not the new Maria. Really,'s. Natalie Wood. For sure. Yeah. You mean the chick who got killed? Yeah, the original Maria from West Side Story. Not the new Maria. Really, you like Natalie Wood. You thought she was hot?

Natalie Wood was so hot. I don't necessarily think she was hot. I just prefer her over Rachel Ziegler's take on the character of Maria. No, I personally didn't give it, Jacob said she was very hot. I don't find her to be that hot other than she's the original, dude, come on.

I mean, back then, what was hot was a different, I mean, as long as you didn't have fucking hairy shins and a fat head. You know, women back then mostly looked like men. The most fun is that they got zero Puerto Ricans to play Puerto Ricans in the original West Side Story, either. All the Indians were Italians and Jews.

Did you know that? The Indian that did the garbage commercial, remember the littering? Sure, he's a Jewish guy. Fucking Sicilian. Really? Fucking football. I love that.

Yeah, I remember the Italian American club. Well, look, you know, fucking Ralph is Bronzo of Senchuale, so nothing makes sense. That was the best. One of the best ones ever was Delta Force, Robert Forster playing a fucking a Saudi Arabian Terrorist and he's just just let his blackface him. I was talking to finoy today I forgot Fisher Stevens full blackface to play an Indian in a short circuit this guy look you tell he's in the time

Fucking Chuck Zito. Yeah, you put a pinky ring on that guy, he's a fucking guinea. Oh, you stoo gots. What the fuck are you doing? You put the trash on my lawn, you stoo gots. You rap me out, you make a tear come down my eyes. It's so funny, we didn't allow anybody except white people to do shit back in the day. I remember when the Indians used to come up on the Westin and be like, well, what are you doing?

Why are you coming here? These old Jews. God damn, keep America beautiful. Keep America beautiful with Italians. Dude, bring up Robert Forster and Delta Force. It's so funny, Robert Forster. I mean, they just put, I mean, talk about spray tans. And he just- What you're getting. Huh? huh? I'm not gonna get the Middle Eastern terrorists

Are you not gonna go that dark? No, I'm gonna go to the booth Yeah, you get to pick your shade when you spray tan. I don't know I haven't gone You guys talked me out of it good Delta Force Good. Good, good. Say the movie one more time. Delta Force. What?

Chuck Norris' finest work. I mean, like, what? Jay, leave it alone. Leave it alone. And what was the last thing? There he is. What was the last thing? What was the last thing?

Put a face in the glass, by the way. Oh, it's been a while. I blame you, not her. No amount of face on the glass is going to get me to know this movie from 1986. I mean, the way she just talked like that to me. maybe so it just happens. You know, I thought it was really Just talks to me like that Christine self report your face to the glass Because oh my god, this guy's wearing blackface this guy in blackface is taking over the plane

This guy in blackface is taking over the plane. He's supposed to be an Arab? Yeah. They didn't even tan him that hard. It's Robert Forster from fucking uh, from Jackie Brown. Damn, Delta Force rules. Do you remember how he kills him in the end ultimately, Bobby? No, I forget. They tease earlier in the movie that they have a motorcycle

that's got two missiles in the front of it. And at the end, there's one missile left, and he sees the guy, and he turns the front of the motorcycle to face him, and then fires that last missile takes him out Christine bring up the last oh, I forgot she's an Israeli lady, and he's mean to her Delta Force such a cheesy movie final scene or whatever maybe Delta Force Yeah, but all I'm so cheese all I movies back then was so cheesy, but that company's that one Going Globus dude that was the company they just made any action film you can make. And they were like, we need a ninja to play a ninja.

He goes, well, we do have this guy, Michael Dudikoff, a couple of films. And they go, what? He's an American guy. He goes, well, we'll call it American Ninja. And they just did that. Michael Dudikoff. His other fucking part was as one of the other guys in bachelor party. Yeah, and then he became American ninja Let's see. Oh, yeah

Yeah, is this it? Yeah You forgot You stop because of one man on a motorcycle? Move on! They didn't know it was Chuck! Bob, you should have got those on your Vespa, dude! And wait, he's got that one last one back to Beirut everybody turn around this guy's got one more missile left on his motorcycle no one thought about shooting one of those guns at him nobody's shooting him at all he goes he's got that

not even riding that fast one missile and they're pointing up it's hard to aim! By the way, that's definitely not Chuck Norris. That was so obviously not Chuck Norris on the motorcycle. Yeah! Send it! Yeah! You just got jaded.

That guy just got jaded. Oh no! The da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da He's driving around the most open thing you can drive around in war. A motorcycle. Well, he had to get those last few hostages. They took a few. And then it inspires the hostages to fight back. Bobby, it's a trickle-down effect. I don't know if you've ever been involved in a major hostage situation.

I haven't. With the Delta Force. Lee Marvin, I forgot Lee Marvin was in that. Lee Marvin was in everything back then. He's the head of the Delta Force, but mostly from afar. He tells Chuck, he tells Chuck Norris what to do. I've been researching Delta Force for last few months really yeah like the real Delta Force It's the most I mean they're the top you think Navy SEALs are here Delta Force is well I knew that because I was aware of the film That in real life though Delta there was a plane taken hostage and they called in one team in one team only

Delta Force I didn't know that you knew but apparently I got micro corrected Yeah, I got my no that wasn't my that was an actual correction micro crew. That was not a micro correction That was a hundred percent correction. They're the top tier. You don't give this second tier people missile motorcycles No, there's a well, you know, Jay. There was a well-deserved correction. But apologies. I apologize to you for actually assuming you didn't know what Delta Force was when you've known for years. I have known for years.

God damn, her eyes are far apart. Sorry. It's mind-boggling. It's mind-boggling. It is. I mean, Jesus Christ. She's not gonna age well either Why you think those eyes are gonna keep falling down their cheeks? Yeah, she's gonna look like a fucking fucking pumpkin. Yeah Yeah, yeah, it's it's crazy. So this movie I but I think it did well

What was the box office? Did it bomb didn make, I think it made like 47 million. No, over the weekend. It cost 270 million. Yeah. At least, right, I assume it did. They had to redo it, I think a couple times, yeah. They have to understand that people, like Lou said, they just want tradition, they just want what it was. You wanna make a whole new movie? Go make another movie about a princess

that doesn't need a prince and her eyes are way far apart or whatever you want to do And they call it something else you call something or like they make those movies like this make like a like a not a spoof But just like a play like another take on it Don't call it Disney Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and fucking no Dwarfs they can't even they would say Dwarfs midgets. You can't do that. No, they didn't do that either. Oh They can't even they wouldn't say doors midgets. You can't do that. No, they didn't do that either. Oh Wait, it's not called snow white in the seven. No, it's called snow white and the seven is just no white short people Snow white snow white. Oh, is it called the blowbang of snow white? How do you know there's seven dwarves in there

How many dwarves constitutes a gangbang? But if you take two midgets per regular person I'd say a gangbang but if you take two midgets per regular person I'd say gangbang would require six midgets Christine put that in the fact checker I'll wait five midgets five midgets is a gangbang all right damn thanks for micro correcting me this one over here, huh? These are like classic fairy tales. It's not just Disney. Like this existed before Disney.

It's hard to defend because it's all made up horse shit. You know what I mean? But the little girls want to be princesses. And you're kind of forcing them to, I don't need a man. I won't have babies and fall in love I'll just be on my own with three little people. It's a weird saved by a man It's like that whole thing of a girl finding the princess is what little girls grew up on And now that it's like, you know, like damsel in distress behavior is pretty toxic for women. Guys, gang, movie idea.

Bonfire Studios, produced by Bonfire Studios. Yeah, but listen, listen. But fairy tales are cute, and they're just cute movies. But yeah, it is a cute movie, and it's just a stupid thing. Go make a new movie about a woman that doesn't need any man. There are other stories. Guys, I have a great reimagining for bonfire studios to produce a movie You know everybody always says it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. How about we make the Adam and Steve?

We make Adam and Steve who's at a retelling of the Bible story But it's with Adam and Steve not Adam and Eve right and Steve's just like a dumb bimbo of a guy I'll play I'll play Steve. I'll do Steve. You wanna do Steve? I feel like I can get him. You wanna eat the apple? I'll eat the apple, because you'll be like, don't eat it,

and I'll be like, whatever. Oh, you should text me, you should text me in my room and be like, dude, come down here, they have my favorite apples this place, don't let me eat one. Yeah. And then I'll come down.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, this garden has my favorite apples, dude, come down here and do not let me eat one, please whatever I say Hey sure man, I'm Adam and you're Steve, but then I do eat one and then you just overorder apples Like 17 different we're gonna have apples dude, I want apple sauce. I want apple slices. I want apple wedges. I want apple pie I

want Applewood bacon. I want everything apple has to offer. Oh man. Adam and Steve coming this summer. It's weird that Disney's doing this with a lot of shit too. They keep getting shit from people. I was talking to Lou about this yesterday. It's like when you're making a movie, I was talking to Lou about this yesterday. It's like When you're making a movie Like a sci-fi movie a superhero movie the people that are watching it that buy it are nerdy dudes And you keep making it feminine you keep trying to put women in and make women don't want this shit Women don't want to go see a superhero movie

And then when it bombs they blame us black people don't want to see Snow White and they shouldn't But then you know I mean it's like it's like they don't make the movie for the fucking nerd guys that want to see this Stupid shit, it's wrestling make it for them. You can't they keep trying to make a strong woman Guys don't want to see that shit. They want they are a bunch of losers that want a hero. Yeah, none of us want a strong woman. I know, I mean, you can make a wonder woman strong woman. Right. Loved it. But controlled by a man probably somewhere.

Yeah, I mean definitely. Someone in the latters, a guy telling him what's up. Zeus, her father, Zeus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Zeus. Is it Zeus? Probably not. I think so. No, they're the Amazonian somethings.

They keep fucking up, they keep trying to just mix shit up. Well, that's, uh. Just make a new movie, man. Just make something new. It is funny, I was saying, I'm watching that show, I finished that show, Adolescents. Yeah. Four episodes.

It took me three and a half episodes to realize I go, wow, it's good. The acting in it is unbelievable. Maybe it was some of the best I've ever seen. First of all, it's like four plays. Yeah. There's one, it's a single shot camera the entire episode what it's nuts. Oh, I think I saw that Unless they can you look up they say that they edit it just make it seem that way they figured out

I actually watched a little clip of it even when they're going up the stairs There's somebody up on the top stairs, and they hand the camera up and the person grabs it So they are they figured out how to make it one shot oh no but I'm saying is it I'm more taken by that not by the shoot because a lot of times just in one room yeah I'm taken back by the memorization of 45 minutes of dialogue right it's crazy yeah and it looks like you have to nail it when you nail it you know because of doing one shot. The kid was unbelievable However, when it got down to it, I'm like, oh this whole thing's about toxic masculinity and the is it and the effect

I mean once they said Andrew Tate's name in it. I was like And then I was like, oh and then a therapist keeps it so it's about a kid who's accused of killing a Little girl in their school same, like 13 or something. Jeez. What'd she do? Huh? What'd she do? She did do something, apparently.

Really, I'm kidding. Yeah. But like, that's almost the argument, is I guess he was made fun of by her, spoiler alert, he was made fun of by her. God. And so they think that's why he killed her. And the whole thing is like, he's saying he didn't do it,

is what the show's about, like did he do it or not. OK. She's stabbed. She got stabbed. Oh, god. But there's video of it, and they show it right away. It's why they think it's him. But it could technically not be him.

But it doesn't matter, because the point I'm just making is that the whole thing is just talking about Like does your dad ever cry? No, he doesn't does he that's probably why you have this rage in you And it's like Andrew Tate right your dad probably thinks your mom's just shut the fuck up and cook dinner Even the kid who's in jail is like what I didn't know I Didn't say that you keep like it wasn't have to be or? Why can't your wife just cook dinner and talk? I know, right? Just shut the fuck up already. Just cook dinner and talk and I'll go make money.

We can make some real money doing those podcasts I used to watch, like the whatever podcast or those things where they just sit there and tell women they're dumb sluts for fucking two hours. I feel so bad doing that. We had Farrie Abraham in here and you still go, there's the questions I want to ask but I'm not like, I'm not really good at poking hard, you know what I mean? Because I want to ask, I go, hey, you have a daughter, does she think it's weird that there's like third videos of you out there?

She's like, she's old enough to get it and I go. Yeah, I just move on quick. I'm like, yeah debate this point with you No way her daughter saw her Shitting no, there's no way no, there's no way but if max ever saw yes No, we take a shit. He would be humiliated and he'd be probably not talk to me. I think dad get away from me Why I saw you shit video dad what no, but I did that. Do you remember you wanted that new lacrosse stick? I don't care dad. You're disgusting. It'd be better though He'd be rather that a video of you just taking a nasty dump came out then a video of dawn looking at the camera going

Ooh, and then turning around and spreading her cheeks and firing logs at the camera. Ah, ah, ah, ah, there's no coming back from that. Oooooh Bob, look at this. I'm gonna throw up. Now clean it up. No, of course she would clean it up. I'll clean it up. I'll make her clean it up. I'll do it. Don't worry, I'm gonna throw up now clean it up No, of course. She would clean it up. I'll clean it up. I'll make her clean it up. I'll do it. Don't worry I'm gonna get that she can talk when she's cleaning

Bobby Bob help Max with his homework I'm raining turds over here, get me the tux. I think I knocked one of my roids loose, kid. Oh, I gotta dab it, I can't wipe it, it burns. Bobby, get the broccoli out of the air fryer. Mostly fluid I Think I think that's all of it now. There's more up There it is There she goes oh

That's got to be at least $400 right there, okay? Okay, max how much is that lacrosse stick? Shit, I need more Hey, I'm talking you turd burglar 69 xxx Max needs a new lacrosse stick. I'm just gonna lay out a little yeah Man I hope dawn gets in the scat pornography of me to a max of sports fantastic. That'd be great She's not a big max. You know what I max you're going to practice Do you know what mommy to do and afford that lacrosse stick? Hey max listen?

We got to take a little piece of your casa de max Make a special shit room studio for my I gotta make a studio for your mom mom's look Some some moms get into knitting your mom has gotten into scat pornography with strangers. It's so funny though, because that was the video that she did that in. Was that in her living room? Wasn't that in the living room? Closet it looks like.

The closet? Yeah. Like where do you make the decision where you're gonna shit? I don't know. On your own floor. Yeah, you should. We did accept, we accepted that too

when she said it was pretty funny. She goes where'd it go? She's like right in a toilet. Just fell in the toilet. You're like Everyone was too wide That was in a bathroom Christine I assume you bring it up so we can see it. No, we're not Oh, I have to see if it's a toilet. All right, you get I'll see us. I up until it I can't watch it That's fair. I hate it. No, you right you I'll see us I up until it. I can't watch it. That's fair I Hate it. No you don't I hate it. Why she was very nice. I know I love she was sweet I just don't like shit coming out of assholes

I don't why would that why would you say that like that is that's a weird thing. That's not true Bobby Every what? Don't say something don't say something now. You're not gonna be able to take back later crazy You're just crazy talking again this take up this guy's okay. You know what what I'm thinking Christine It's okay. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think she's in a bathroom. She is in a bathroom. Look there's tiles. Okay. Yeah Apologies Why is she moaning like she's playing with us are you kidding why yes looking how satisfying that must be is it Stop it. I don't like it stop stopping it. Stop stopping me from not liking it. You're not like it stop stopping it stop stopping me from not liking it really not like it I don't like it it's fine I hate it

figure over react I don't not over to shit coming out of a girl's asshole on a video yeah I know but it's if somebody stood up on the table right here and took a fucking fat dump on the table and you ran yeah I'm with you I'm ready I'm right I'm right behind you you can't you can't You can't put levels on watching shit come out of somebody's asshole. I don't know why she makes so much noise. Is it done? Are we done? Okay. That's good. Clean the shit up first.

Smell how powerful I am. There's no way. Can I just say something? There's no way that she got it. She shot a shit out of her ass into a toilet. I think she did. There's no way that she got it she shot a shit out of her ass into a toilet I think she did there's no way and I do I think she'd listen for the plop. Okay, is there a plop? I think there is a side this could you go back for the plot, please? Can we go back for the plop? I can't watch I'm gonna turn away, but I'm gonna listen. I was like well The first one would make the most plop the cork would make the plop. Okay, really turn up the volume. Oh, yeah, you're gonna say, come on, let's shut up.

Oh. Oh, yeah, you like that shit. Ah. Ah. Yeah. That's like, said, oh. It sounds like it's hitting floor. It sounds like it's hitting fucking tile.

I didn't hear plop. I mean, she put some plastic wrap down, but. Buddy, I didn't hear plop. I heard a flap. A flop is a floor. a plop is water. What did you hear? I heard a flop I don't a flop I heard a floor. I had a floor. Yes, sound like meat-hitting floor Yeah, yeah a plop is water already made himself a shit board. So maybe she did the same like a charcuterie board Oh, maybe he made a shit board. Oh, wait a second. You can see she's yes. She's over the toilet. Wait What was that a girl masturbating with a fucking shit-covered dildo talking about oh

Well, why are you looking at the other suggested videos? Well get out of there? Hurry up, man. I can't get the fuck out of there. I'm gonna be able to have lunch with you guys today, huh? I'm not gonna be able to eat today. Why we're not having soft serve Jacob we have a job to do We need to see aside this we need to find out if it was in the toilet or if it wasn't in the toilet It's confirmed. Yeah, it's it. Well, it's confirmed that she was in a bathroom. It's not confirmed that it was in a toilet black Lou I'm only gonna say this now because it airs after Tuesday's episode and I don't need to have an awkward moment

I already caught two days in a row you spelled Donnell Rawlings wrong. I caught it. I already fixed it micro You think it's micro aggression. I'm the brother here. I'm micro. I think it's gonna be like, it's a micro It's microaggression. I'm the brother here. I'm microaggressive. I think it's gonna be like it's a micro Correction correction. Yeah, it's a micro correction. Nobody knows That that is and nobody cares that his name is spelled wrong. Oh He will yeah Which would have been hilarious. No, that would have been awful not him. Yes, but for us And what we're just gonna do sandbag black lou see I think I did a good friendship I'm like we should change this paper before

We have to sandbag black lou but if they do it on he did it on the air, which is crazy Well, it's after it airs. It's it's inconsequential now and it's a pre-record that we could technically take what I say about those words one inconsequential that one through Was it in the toilet bowl? I didn't see a toilet bowl. There is a toilet bowl, at the end, which turns around, Christine, are you even looking for this shit? No, I got grossed out by the other shit stuff.

Ugh. This is Christine's duty? God damn it, man. Shit videos really throw you. Well, I'm not a connoisseur of them. Who is? You. Is that what you want to say? A connoisseur?

Yeah. A connoisseur. If anyone's a connoisseur, you are. If anybody in this room, if we had to go to an expert in this room, you would be called to the stand. I would say an expert anywhere. Yeah. Here we go again.

Pile on Jay. You're doing it. What I'm piling. Go ahead, Christine. You're doing a joke for a bit about how you have to admit that you just like shit porn. It's a joke. Yeah. The jokes all come from real reality. Yeah, I think I came from the heart. You know, we know you don't write them. They have to affect you and then they come out. It's not like you sit down for an hour a day and go, let me think of some good stuff. He just goes on stage, ah, I was thinking, I like shit porn.

All right, here we go. I didn't say I was, don't make it like that, so I've said that. I was just thinking I like shit porn. I've never said those words. You're an expert at it. I'm not an expert at it. You turned you on.

In this room, in this room. In this room. Admittedly, at least, I don't know what's going on in the darkness of your guys' lives. Out lives outwardly I have seen probably the most shit pornography you know it's not probably a hundred percent Lee a hundred percent Lee if we're all living above board being honest here I don't know expert witness that's what I would say too if I was trying to throw somebody off the scent of me being the big scat porn person, Jacob.

I think you're onto something. I think you're onto something. I'm saying, admittedly, if we're talking about the people who are living on the surface. Living the truth. Living their truth. You're living your truth. I, in this room, proportionately have seen the most and know the most about shit pornography I am no expert and to say a connoisseur who would be a connoisseur the people who put together websites dedicated to shit

Pornography that I would never do that but I in this room. I do know the most Admittedly, yes, I don't know what Christine does when I'm going on the weekends. Jacob. No one knows Admittedly, yes, I don't know what Christine does when I'm going on the weekends. Jacob. No one knows He's trying to fill some holes right now one of those holes could be shit-shaped Yeah, that's true. I've never seen a person shit since I started working on this show. Mm-hmm Since so before no, I've never seen it before also. I've never seen gay sex before I started work on the show Well, you could you keep your eyes closed How's good back what's because you're always in the front I've never seen gay sex. Yeah, it's always happening behind you

They're all disgusting is what I'm saying. You're talking the wrong sense. Well, I think one feeds the other, you know what I mean? I think enough fucking shit porn, if there aren't enough gay sex, you're going to end up making shit pornography. I am not. No, not you. I'm not saying you're going to make it. I'm just saying quietly, there's a strong chance

that you're huge into shit pornography. There is a strong chance. Quietly. I know right now you're saying you've never watched it and I just have to, I'm inclined to believe you because I don't think you're lying to me. But you might be so problematically involved in shit pornography that you don't want anybody to know.

I laugh it off so I can come in here and be like, oh yeah, I watch this, everyone's hilarious. I saw this, it came across my plate. No pun intended But yeah, you know, but everybody else here. I wouldn't say either if I was like super, you know, I mean, yeah Yeah, yeah, but I think if anybody in here other than you It would have to be Jacob in the ship pornography. Yeah, because Lou has a girl that he does have over that he goes over there I don't think he has time anymore to watch shit pornography well because he'd have to hide it and all this stuff I think Jacob is over there by himself on weekends but now and then look at his

face he always has a face like he just watched shit porn it does you do you always just watch shit porn yeah in fact when you do, you always just watch shit porn. In fact, when you come in, often, I just know that these computers here, you can't look that stuff up, but when you walk in the room, often times I wanna ask you, what, did you just watch shit porn? Yeah, yeah.

You always have that face like you just saw a nice dump come out of somebody's butt. Yeah.