The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Enough with the Reboots

Episode Date: October 22, 2021

The guys go over the lineup for the North East Comic- Con. Dan gets angry at all the remakes and reboots that are in the works!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com

Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now, the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. This is of course the Bonfire on Series XM. Series XM facts talk 103.

I'm dance order That's big J. O'Crosson in studio Christine DJ Lou and our black king the black tiger Lewis You know The show up and Jay does it Jacob at home in Florida Looking at Comic-Con Northeast Comic-Con man. This is a janky S schedule. It's a Google schedule on their website. This is janky as fuck I can't believe by the way, there you go. Kaley Hottle who was in God's over his con. No, I can't be a big This can't be I mean this isn't half as big as regular Comic Con. Oh my god. No. No. No. No. No. No. It's so bad Robert Wal they got though, which is pretty hilarious Oh my god no, no, no, no, no, no, it's so bad.

Robert Woll, they got though, which is pretty hilarious. I like by the way, they're scared. This little crush series will say how long they're there with breaks. This is worse than death row, New York, buddy. It's bad. Cowboy mock. Can't just slap a name on it. Who's Cowboy mock bell?

Billy West from Futurama, Red and Stimpy. He's a red man. I'm Billy West. I always knew from a from Doug Stern. He was on Howard Stern show for years. You know, Doug, that's right. I don't do. But, Nickle is bright. I mean, just line up. So technically, there's no way to argue this. They should call it the who's available festival. I mean, Michael Winslow might be the biggest person there. Yeah, I mean, they do have Kristen DeBel from Meatballs. They're from Meatballs. So, blood brothers and big brawl, like,

these are crazy. Who's not exciting? Can you please look up Diane Salinger, who's in Tim Burton's Batman? I would like to know who she is. And Peewee's Big Adventure. It looks like it's a link, but it's not. It's not a link.

Oh my God. Someone by the way, someone had to change the font color for that in Google Docs. I don't know if he's, this is quite easy. Michael Wentzlos were supposed to be on top of the mountain at Northeast Comic Con. Okay. Okay. And what was she in? She was in Tim Burton's Batman. What was the other thing that I saw Puyi's big adventure? I know who is she and Puyi's big oh

No, she's not Dottie. It's the one whose boyfriend came after remember the waitress and he goes up to the dinosaur with her go up real quick Christine. She goes there. Do you ever have dreams like that? You know talking about. Yeah, she's Simone. Simone. Wow. That's right. Simone. And she was penguin's mother in Batman returns. So by the way, not even in Tim Burton's Batman. It's Tim Tim Burton. It's Batman returns. Well, that's by the way, that doesn't mean, uh, is that Tim Burton still though? Batman Returns? Oh yeah, he did that too, so she might be, but she might have been in the first one.

I just feel like the first one's called Tim Burton's Batman, and I feel like someone's called Batman Returns. But that's just four of things she's known for. Batman Returns is your favorite? Yeah, Catwoman. Yeah, I was so fucking amped for that movie to come out at nine years old. I was fucking jacked. You know what I said?

That Jurassic Park. I think I hit an agent a long time ago, and I have not come to just admit it to myself. Yeah, I Don't think you'll fuck about super here movies unless now they're rated are yes, and go for it because I thought Logan was a great movie. That was just a really really good movie. I thought it was pretty good. I enjoyed I only good movie. I thought it was pretty good. I enjoyed, I only, uh, this is going to suicide squad by the end. I don't even know if I saw, I might have been fading in and out at the end and then never went back on. I just like the end game and the Avengers, I end up not giving a fuck it. Oh, I want them to be, oh, they're so long. Yeah. I want them to be over most of the time. It was like, we get to the end of it. Lord of the Rings went on

too long for me. Someone that never read the books. And then I was watching the third one and I thought it was over like three times. And I was like, I'm ready to get out of it. Lord of the Rings went on too long for me. Someone that never read the books and then I was watching the third one and I thought it was over like three times and I was like I'm ready to get out of here. It was a lot. I saw all the Lord of the Rings three. I saw it. I still don't know what it's about. A ring. I don't know why they have to take the ring to the fucking volcano with an eyeball. They're gonna melt it down into grills They Paul wall is part of the is part of the mortar. Yeah, but they did work but they The Marvel movies what happened was is they started to get it right and then they just fucking did it too much Because Iron Man when it came out you were like like, oh, you guys nailed it. Certain superhero movies, they've nailed. I thought Tim Burton's Batman, they nailed.

And don't know. And I think I might be right about that, math. In 12 years, there existed three full Spider-Man franchises with multiple- Which now they're all showing up together like a gang bang with your exes. Oh, yeah, everything's now multiverse. When they're doing that, they're doing that in Flash and they're doing that they're all showing up together like a gang bang with your exes. Oh, yeah, everything's now multiverse When they're doing that they're doing that in flash and they're doing that in spider-man In fact the flash preview they just by man's gonna have a multiverse in his movies spider-man all the spider-mands are coming together Garfield Toby McGuire in this new one it basically they're doing the same storyline with flash and spider-man

One in Marvel one in DC the flash trailer shows the back of Michael Keaton. Well, he's the voiceover too. Oh, is he? Yeah, which is pretty awesome. Yeah, oh, I immediately geeked out on that one. That would have been pretty cool. And the new, and the new Robert Pattinson, the Batman looks pretty fucking cool. It's rated R, right?

I don't know, but it looks cool. Yeah, I like it. All takes is that being PG-13. Yeah, they go, oh, oh, snuggle, lupagus. They never pass. Oh, sassafras. Yeah, they go oh, oh snuggle up August. They never got. Oh, Sassafras. Out you bad man. Yeah. Well, I think that's why Christopher Nolan, um, so far has done the best Batman as far as story wise goes, because he made it a little more believable than a little more. Yeah, that's the best one. That was really good. He

was just so good. But then they're just pumping them out now. You just can't like. Yeah. There's like peak to a while ago. Yeah. They kind of a very PC now. So they suck now. Well, you know, it's even better than infinity wars. What about this handy capdow bino? He's got more powers than anybody. Well, you're like well terrible if you Damn I'm not But it says the movie will not be merchandise aimed younger children says it will not be our rated damn it That's the funniest thing. That's how he man got created They're supposed to be Conan. Oh, yeah, the barbarian toys and then Conan the barbarian came out

It's like tits and violence rules and they were like, oh, we can't toys for Conan the barbarian was just paint them different. It's such an awesome shitty movie Yeah, oh Conan. It's a bad movie, but it's a Very I was a kid. I watched it at least probably once every two years because it makes me laugh so hard Yeah, it's just everything is like it's a roadhouse does for me. Yeah, yeah. It's my Roadhouse. They're like, boom, alright, he's a pit fighter. Boom. And then just, you know, they link it all together with voiceover going,

but then Conan must learn that he was a barbarian. I, the movies I'd be excited for like now and this sounds so cheesedic, but it's true. Like if David Lynch cranked out something new, I'd be super happy to see what that is. I'm kind of excited that Mel Brooks is riding the history of the World Part 2 series TV series. I'm very excited to be interesting. Even though he's 90. He's so old man. He's like what about the joke is the lights of voice spoken. And then everyone gets weeded out because a black fellow walks in a black

Shiff think it's not that thing actually pretty we've had a black president. Yeah, he's like oh, hey, okay, oh he's Really losing a lot of my past No Brooks man that guy has brought me more joy than him. Trey Parker and Matt Stone He's made some funny so hard as a kid watching history of the world. It's the best Stone he's made some funny so hard as a kid watching history the world. It's the best How do you make a Venetian blind like this He's doing the stand-up politics politics politics politics you get all the way to the hey shit I love that Gregory Heinz the movies fucking rules. He's the unit. Yeah

It was but he didn't write. He had his dick. He had a giant dick. That was the whole thing. He was the unit with a big dick. Yeah, it was great. I'm excited for that. Also, I'll just keep trying to slide in here what they're doing is, and it's a bummer. They're wasting the best storylines and cool ideas. Yeah.

Wait to me, at least as an adult. They're wasting them on their animations. I got so excited. It goes the trail off for suicide squad versus the justice league. And I'm like, hell, and I click it. And it's like, even like, it's cartoons of the people from the movie, but like just make the movie. I won't watch the cartoon. It doesn't mean anything to me. Yeah. They, I don't know, man. There's doing stuff with their like, we've got all of it, whatever you need. What do you need, man? I always think I care. And then I get there. It's they, I don't know man, there's doing stuff where they're like, we've got all of it, whatever you need, what do you need man?

I always think I care and then I get there. It's like, I will never rewatch any of the new Star Wars movies. And they were all like fine. Yeah, I watched a YouTube video about- No, they weren't. About how Disney fucked that all up. There's a very, I'll send it to you because I know when you're on the road

you have to do YouTube doc watching. I watched this like 12 minute doc about it was real quick. Is there a pedophile under a pedophile hunter involved? Unfortunately no. Okay. But there is Mickey Mouse and Disney completely butt-fuckin' the franchise. Okay. Well, it's not going to come through my algorithms. You might send it to me. Yeah. That's the only that's the only rape that's happening. Is my algorithm comes up all petafile. That's one of my favorite South Park storylines is when they did Indiana Jones getting raped because they hated the movie so bad.

I thought that's as funny that they could do that. But Indie know, it was all the famous rape scenes. But Jacob, you're still into them, the superhero things, but I think what it is for me, I think I've lost my boyish whimsy to escape. I'm not excited to see anymore. I want to see something like disturbing, weird, or dark, or hilarious.

Before Jacob says anything, the boys, what about the boys? Sometimes there's stuff that comes along that still does the boys. I love the boys. It's super dark, it's rated R, it's like, that's what you want. It's awesome.

And the concept is great. Like what if they're like super shitty evil people? And I can get involved in series, but like, Jacob, I'm not upset that when I was a kid, like, I'd have to have Disney Plus because I, like, Loki the show and all, and now it's like, I just don't give a shit. Well, my question to Jacob is,

are you safe in the CW world? Like, is that all you care about Jacob? No, I like Supergirl. Yeah, because they're they're not good. They're bad. I just enjoy them because it takes me away. Yeah, it's mind numbingly. Sure. That's your Conan bad shit. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, I think you don't like those movies for the same reason everyone else is over there because they're just bad writing a good Movie is a good movie and the boys is the only thing I think that's well written. It's very well written our wars That whole franchise blue Well, I mean the man the Lorraine I couldn't give a fuck everyone goes. It's really really good actually I go

I just don't care about a it's not even you're talking to me about Star Wars and it's nothing involving Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker. Yeah play the hit I really couldn't give a shit. You think I'm showing up for Saved by the Bell of the new class? Yeah exactly. I want Slater I want Zach I want Jesse Spano losing it. It's so great and they're doing it and they got more uh but then by the way then they just find a way to cram that in your face again where they go by the way Saved by the bells back you're like stop zombifying all these great memories that I had a TV shows Let's break hearts right now Christine look up Movies like reboots and remake movies coming soon the one that really upsets me that was announced But I haven't seen movement on it white men can't jump can't read it out the casting to and it's I hate it. It's like Blake Griffin

It's some but it's somebody where it's like that movie to me was that was my sick movie You don't have to remake it you don't have to not all quiet on the Western front No, not the movie that was so boring. They showed it to me in school. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is from 2018 to 2022. You know find a different list. Yeah Okay, you can go through this list because if it goes to 2022, I'd like to go deeper actually There's definitely ones in production the crow the crow free production. Come on. No need. What's up, Blackloo? There's one coming out that really breaks my heart say at home sweet home alone Oh, they did home alone with Pete home

Pete homes and it's a remake they basically did a British home alone bring it up home sweet home alone There's a trailer already. Yeah, cuz I watched on my phone and I'm like is this a fan made homes? He's a star. No, he's like one of the bad guys very in it. Yeah And it's Kevin MacKowell sir being played by different kids is a British boy or does that if he's name is Kevin? Did you see you watch this to black was awesome of it? Yeah, it's a start from scratch reboot Pretty much buzzes in it though from the original buzzes in it. Yeah, I'm a little bit. They use same exact lines. It's the same script. It's the same thing. It's paid by numbers. Dude watch. It was even a rubbish sheet for Christmas vacation.

Who Max? And the fun was in the full swing of pizza dad. It's our family on to two separate fights. Mom! That's please. The family left for their big vacation. Is that everyone? Oh, here's the dad. But forgot one little thing.

Mom, Dad, Uncle Blake, they don't even know I'm here. They don't even know I'm here. I mean, wow. My mom and dad have gone to Tokyo. I'm totally on my own. Oh, a Scarface reference of her being candy You do realize that my 10 year old son is at home by himself. You just assumed Max was on the other flight We didn't take a census. They should be put up on charges. I mean I

Can't go to jail. Oh, he's the cop 30 seconds, and it was him. It was buzz Nobody here is getting so basically they're doing the they're doing the thing that everyone's doing where they Remade something didn't even change it and then gave a nod to the original and everyone jerks off to that Everyone goes that's buzzed McHallis that makes it okay. He signed off the fucking 16th character of the movie Buzz you just watch well home alone. Yeah, really? Home on rules. It's so good.

You don't think it rules. Cole, Cole can got addicted to heroin because of that movie. It was so good. Do you understand that he was- He could never- he was always chasing the drag and how good it felt to make that movie. He was found in the age. He was lured into the jaws of Michael Jackson and then snatched out before he could get bit. And then the brown turned it all around for him

Mr. Brownstone showed up Dance or mr. Brownstone Let the fucking man live Let the man have his heart. What do you do it? What the fuck is that keep playing it? This is so crazy What is art? What do you do it? What the fuck is that? Keep playing it. This is so crazy. There's gonna be other ones that we're gonna see in this list that's coming up. It's gonna bum us the fuck out.

If you watch the documentary on Hulu, Six Days, or it's on, now it's on Disney Plut, or what's the one with all the South Parks on it? It's not Hulu. HBO Max. On HBO Max, you can watch Six Days to Air when they do the documentary about them making a South mark episode And they're mad about the movie previews while they're in the writers room and keep going like Kevin James is a zookeeper Fuck you All of these trailers feel every time I watch it. I think about that exact moment in that

It's like we're doing home alone again. Fuck you Yeah, it's like we're doing home alone again. Fuck you. Fuck you. Just everything's offensive. We're like, this is offensive. Not saying cunt, you know, not someone's head getting blown off in a superhero movie.

That's not offensive. Just them taking a thing that you loved as a child that was legitimately good and then being like, we're doing it again. Suck our dicks. Well, the lost boys, I'm already upset about that. That's what. They're going to massacre that.

All right, let's watch in this trailer and then go into the lost boy thing. They're gonna fuck that up And if our boy doesn't get a call because by the way, they're just using again They're just going with like so the kids that have been in every horror thing are the kids in every heart So the same kids that are in it are the same kids stranger things and now they're in this fucking movie to go now It's the it and stranger things kid are in this together it's like that's what they're doing they're just sitting in some office on a studio lot going that will take the kids from stranger things it will take kids from it and then we'll butt fuck the lost boys you will they're trying to make I'm telling you to try to make the kid from stranger things the kid with no no no not him oh the skinny one that looks he's

in ghostbusters yes him yeah they're trying to make him and the kid from it with the stutter from the Yeah, they're trying to make them the new from him. Hey, man felled man. Well, they're in that movie together I think it's like the third movie together who's fell dog whose hamster fell dog is going to be stranger things kids stranger things kid And come out with an album in like three years Yeah, he's gonna put focus on all kinds of other weird things and then now there that sweet that sweet boy from it's gonna Get passed around on Hollywood big wigs get ready to find out that Channing Tatum just wore him like a fucking T cozy Abs of fucking Lutely hey he might dick warm while I walk around set

I'm gonna pound that ass before I fucking do Magic Mike 6 back in the city. Magic Mike 6, electric boogaloo. Magic Mike 7, hard again. This is the blue pill. Magic Mike 8, still magic. Magic Mike 9, I can go again. Magic Mike 10, apricotabra. Tadah.

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Who was alone? I'm scared. And he needs his mother. No, going well! Home sweet home alone. Oh no, my mother! Oh Oh Going well Oh That's stupid Yes, I do What if they just did a movie called home alone, but it was a kid shooting up his school?

Yes up his school. He's talking the pieces of a gun as he builds it like a fucking pile and a full mental jacket. He's like, I am a geek. I don't know. Yeah. Pick me last. Pick me last on kickball. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. I did pee my pants when you slam that book down next because they got scared. He's like perfectly clear. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh It's the closest thing I can describe to orgasmic this is spinning on a silencer this Christmas Something are best left alone. Hey Kevin. Where are you going? You fucking nerd? Oh hang on guys, let me just go. I think I have some money for you guys in my in my backpack right here Take this directed by Clint Eastwood Oh hello

It's all fucked. It's all fucked the crow Well someone's gonna have to die on the crow if they remake it. Those are the rules Dems is the lowest the pet cemetery remake was forgettably shitty. Yeah, but John Littgaugh is the neighbor Shout out to John Littgaugh Because he only shoes he couldn't fill yeah was fucking Harmon monster can't do that come on auto car off the old rame John Littgaugh that shouldn't be done American way off in London no necessary really he affects were so groundbreaking dirty dirty dancing they did

they remain it well they're just doing another thing with this where they're taking it It says dirty dancing, but it's another they go to Peru for vacation. It's not It's not the classic story we love of 30-year-old fucking Parents are playing shuffleboard guys. I'm gonna tell you I want to remake it to I just read the original script It is pedophilia you have a few problems with this guys little choked up little bottleneck here of a situation turns out that guy was 30 she was 15 hey Jerry orbock hey Jerry orbock all took was you finding out that he didn't get the other girl pregnant to be like I'm fine with it yeah if he's shooting blank, have my daughter. Yeah. Ha ha ha, have at her. Damn.

In this drop dead Fred, that's brutal. That's brutal. Can you bring up the original drop dead Fred trailer? Yes. Because what a fun, bad movie. It was terrible. It was terrible. But you have to remake it.

What? Drop dead Fred? It's a bad movie. It's a bad 90s movie, but it's fun. Oh yeah, yeah. It's like Ladybugs. She frees her younger self. It's a terrible,. It's a bad 90s movie, but it's fun. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like ladybugs She frees her yourself. It's terribly mental illness. It's terribly awesome. Yeah, it's about mental illness Honey Like many small children she Lizzy had had a brain error

Drop dead food is great my teacher now to cook today Someone she could talk to. Shaker? Yeah. Someone she could have. That little girl wishes she'd look like Phoebe Kates. Dude, that little girl wishes that she could get exercised of doing all that shit. You better hope she pisses on the carpet, you can call a priest.

Because she's a fucking dare. He goes, what is this kid doing? Yeah, she piss possessed by the devil. No more drop dead Fred! Period! Now Lizzy is all grown up. To us. And when her perfect life fell apart. Charles, I lost my money, my car, my husband.

She didn't get mad. Drop dead Fred. She got... She went crazy. Yeah. There's no face! Who dropped dead? Oh, dead friend. She got she went crazy. Yeah There's not a chance on God's earth this would be the movie theater today. How are they guys? What's interesting? There's so many services now like what gets in a movie theater. It's it has to be a three-hour

There's so many services now like what gets in a movie theater. It's it has to be a three hour Mega blockbuster thing. There's no more fun shit in the theaters or it better be it yet It's gonna be a mega blockbuster thing or a biography about a super important person. I have done poorly Yeah, cuz it's again. They put too much money into it and not enough until the fucking that's it That's the song. I still haven't seen rocket man, but I've heard nothing good. Dude, we've broken down Bios. Yeah, but has anybody seen Rocket Man here? I don't know why I look right at Blackloo. Blackloo, I know you're you're a extreme deep dive interest in Tell and John and all of his works, all of his master works. Nope. How are they going to do? Drop did Fred? They're redoing it with what? Are they just going to straight up take the approach to the trumpet story? Are they going I take the approach. It's actual mental illness. That's what it is.

Yeah, there's also a problem with these. They don't realize. I can't believe they don't because this failed so hard with flatliners. Yeah. And it failed with point break. It's not the moot. It's not a well written amazing movie. It's Gary Bucy and Keanu Reeves. It's Patrick Swayze and it's fucking, you know, Laurie Petty, it's these people that make that fucking move. It's not. The Red Hot Chili Peppers be in the bad, does it? Yes, it's not just a thing where it's like,

oh, it's a great move, we should throw some young and flatliners that can't, the movie's ridiculous. One of the guys is haunted by the ID that he crushes too much pussy. It's almost a crystal-liest story. Yeah. I would agree with your point even further, say sometimes they remade Conan with Jason Mamoah,

but they did it before Mamoah was a star. If they would have done it now, it might have worked. Yeah, for sure. But then also gonna make it gory. The black Adam trailer was pretty cool. That's gonna be rated R It is gonna be rated are. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's pretty deep where he fucking grabs the guy and turns him into dust pretty awesome That was badass. Yeah, it's the rock. Yeah, the rock playing black Adam. It's pretty great And if you could say black Adam anymore, it was gonna make me laugh in his clip where he's like

exclusive look me and my Manna brought you black Adam. It's been a thing that I've been working on my brothers. Black Adam. He could be president. He has the insincereity of a president. Him or Rogan? Yeah, dude. Whatever it is our TRT levels are gonna be through the roof dude. It's all some article that had Rogan on it. It was like, is Rogan the voice and face of America? And I'm like, that's crazy. Yeah, that's true. Dude, and if he doesn't picture Rogan. If he doesn't picture...

But I mean, it's the important, listen, it's the same thing. The media is almost gonna make you build this resentment and hatred for people that you fucking lie. I love Dave Chappelle, but there's so much stuff around. I was like, enough. Yes, that's talking about it. Yeah, it was like, enough. Yes, not talking about it. Yeah, it's like, can he do this? All right.

It's fine, leave it alone. Because then everyone's like, there's too many people have to be like, he's a genius beyond geniuses, and then he hears all that. Yeah. And then the people around him tell him only to listen to that. He of course.

Or like, the criticisms aren't real. Those are just people being fucking, you know, they just want to hate you. And then're like, well no, there's valid There's validity in both sides. You just can't sure but it's not even that. I'm just saying like They keep talking. It's like Joe Rogan like Just let him do it. Joe Rogan's shit. He podcasts and talks to people and I'm sweat a bunch of sauna and then talk to some smart people He works yeah, I don't know

it's like the the importance I I have to assume he would agree with this like the hilarious importance that's put on his thing. It's like he's just a guy talking to other guys. Mm-hmm. Or girls or whatever you know, it's just like it's very bizarre but like well they try to make everything in face of America. Huh? That's everything is over done now everyone is We're in the age of like everyone overselling themselves and people overselling you of like you know many times I've seen people comment on things You're the goat of like on other comedian stuff and you're like well then he can't be the goat because there's only one greatest of all time So you got to decide who it is stop Stop calling everyone goat. It's insane. If you call me goat, call me mountain goat, cause I'll eat anything. That's to jump back on to

remix, to jump back on the remakes for one side. Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah. To jump back on the remakes, though, is, um, fuck. I had a good, oh, when they do, I think more insulting than anything is having to make a movie black, like having to make a black version of it, like black. Can I ask a question? Can't buy me love. Can we do a white meteor man? No, I was, that was a joke. I try to make that a joke on stage one point.

I go, there should be an all white menace society. Yeah, just same script. Oh, just everything's the same. Everything's the same. Just harassing the Korean deli owners. And just change the word black to white and everything. You know what I mean? Do boys in the hood all black?

No, because they would have to. And he goes, what do you think? They got a gun store, check action place, liquor store. They're just trying to keep you white men down. You white boys down. That wouldn't work. If you have to do the white, you have to change it to like the white remake where they go

Apple bees Check cashing still check out yeah, it's still cash a gig and a two-me store. Yeah, I'm a two-me luggage store To me zoomies Apple bees. That's how you know you're in a white neighborhood That's trying to keep you down brother. Try to have a safe way there That's trying to keep you down brother. Trying to have a safe way there. Sure. Yeah. I think it's time to get in the wallbounds up in here.

They're trying to keep you in the suburbs, man. They're trying to keep you in a covenant community. How long's your grasp, man? I bet you don't even want it. I sometimes I want to. Did I put these white picket fences up to keep us to keep that people out? From what?

To keep us in. From the creation from John Singleton. Comes, boys in the burbs. It's a vicious cycle. Keep that people out from it to keep us in from the creation from John singleton comes Boys in the burps. It's a vicious cycle run. Why do you run? Yeah Gin instead of That's all white problems. I didn't get into school I'm a fish. Oh, no fish mother fucker. What do you think about Ricky and his lacrosse scholarship? Ricky broke his leg doing extreme kayaking. Yeah, you ain't talking about my shot in the back. Oh, you mean my brother

You mean my brother croissant Crosse on always played gin They keep saying Remix here, but Fletch one is gonna be what? No. Yeah, I mean, but that's not a remix Starship Troopers should be remade. The whole thing was how like ridiculous. It was a shitty movie, but on purpose. Yeah, war games. War games shouldn't be remade no one can touch you remade is it is yeah Time band it still need to be remade. It doesn't need to be remade. Oh, it's a television version of it though. All right war games is ridiculous

It's crazy that you can't out do young Broderick now. It's impossible unless you got a Hollywood by the nut sack Dude that guy was swinging you both short and curly He had you on every turn God young brother And I'll tell you this a lot of people like the young Michael MJF a Michael J Fox. Oh, yeah me too Keep him I'll take broader at any day. Oh, I like them both you're right I'm time time. Man, it's go ahead time bandits a cure. I just meeting me Um, time time, man, let's go ahead time bandits a cure. I just mean me.

American cycles are already redoing American psycho. Come on. That's insane because that movie's classic now. It made Patrick. It made fucking Christian. Bam. Thank you. I was called a Patrick. Well, his adult like his adult acting career really did set him off.

He's a kid actor. Yeah. He was in a Empire of the sun. Oh, and he was. He's also, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. He was in a... and part of the sun uh... newsies also yeah and a musical he was in a great movie uh... swing kids

that seems like a fucking dumb movie about dancing very dark but the Nazis but the Nazis about the kids they don't want to be Nazi youth they can't dance damn dude i remember swing kids pop that video what happened to us add to kill some Jews today but damn i just want to dance

damn dada dada dada What happened to go is I had to kill some Jews today, but damn I just want to dance damn Dude American psycho redoing it can you look into who their woman? Ladies are serial killers you're too busy with your recipes in your coupons They made a sequel. They made a sequel was me lacunus American psycho to but that's there's a straight to video fucking bullshit. Bring up, bring up, I want to see the casting of the new American Psycho. Bring up a trailer for American Psycho 2. Lady Killer.

Is that what it's called? No, I don't know. I'm American Psycho 2. Good for you. Good for you. You've cost over here five times. It looks like it's not cast yet. I think it's the American Psycho 2.

You want the C. Oh, that's not it. Yeah, no, I didn't want to know. I asked about casting because I want to know who they think is going to replace Patrick Baton, the Patrick Bateman, Christian Bale. He is. Why is she looking at up? Also, they're going to bring up 90s music instead of Huey Lewis in the news.

Are they going to be like, sound garden? Actually got it started in Seattle with the first album, but their second one, you know, super unknown was really what put them on the map. Black hole son debuted in number one on the Billboard chart. Hey Kyle. Hey, he goes, uh, don't just stare at it, eat it. One of the few books I ever read.

I love the American Psycho. This is the American Psycho 2 trailer. Tell me a little about yourself. Like what? Something significant that happened between the time you were born. And the alliance decided to look me up. I was only 12 years old and I wasn't going to let Patrick debate my room in my life. What?

Why don't we stop there? Shatter my Jesus age We can already tell by exactly by the music and shit. It's just nonsense You know it's a great movie you know it's a great fucked up movie if you follow the bread eastern Ellis Story of the Bateman's yeah is Damn Jacob you might know the name of this movie the guy from Dawson's group. Yeah rules of attraction great movie Fucking good moves rules of attraction soundtrack great. It also just that was a Fucked up movie also he gets a call from Patrick Bateman. Yep in the movie his brother

Yeah, it's his brother. Yeah, it's a it's a younger brother in rules of attraction Yeah, I think when they call James Vanderbeek. Yeah, yeah Yeah, he calls him up because alright big brother. Love you Pat Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, that's American Psycho. Yeah, exactly. That's their point to go By the way do more of that, motherfuckers. Come up with original stories and have us where we go, oh, I know where that is. Is the American Psycho universe.

I said a medic universe. I said that though, like I've said that on this, on the show where I said if you wanted to like, redo predator, sell it as a horror movie in the jungle and then at the very end let people realize it's predator Yeah, like don't come in being like predator predator predator and you're like oh fuck I don't know but you see someone kill somebody in the jungle and you're scared the whole movie You know for everybody giving him so much shit

And night Shyamalan where he got where he can't do the old twist on us anymore Yeah, we know the truth too much the twist what he did did though. He still brought back a The very end when you see is at the end of split. I don't know. I never saw split. Oh, it's the end of split when they're they're talking about it on the news like this guy the horde and he's loose now and out in the world and everything and it just you see Bruce Willis just pull his head up at a diner looking at the thing and you're like, it's a break up. Oh, that's how the only that was the only tie in the realize that you're and then they made the next movie with all of them. Yeah, but that's awesome. Yes. That is that is something that wrestling is doing a lot right now. Professional wrestling is doing that with AEW, the bringing guys from other promotions where you're like, oh my god, that's not something to be in. And then you're like, yeah, that instead of just remaking everything,

just do nods to the original and come over the original shit and carry it on. Well, they'll argue that they are doing that. Like in the Star Wars ship, but it's like, but the Star Wars thing you realize is all Disney being a giant company, wanting money as fast as possible. When you watch that document,

that 10 minute thing that I'll send you, I mean, George Lucas had an idea of what he wanted 7, 8, 9 to be. They all kind of agreed on it when he sold Lucas films to Disney, and he's like, I'll be around to help. And then they were like, they had three directors for each movie,

and then Disney was like, we need a faster. We need a faster. JJ Abrams is awesome, but I think he's got spread too thin. Exactly. Once he got all, because the show TV show, Fringe was awesome. I liked Cloverfield, and you. Exactly. Once he got all, because the show TV show, Fringe was awesome.

I liked Cloverfield. And you were also a big fan of a fuck. No, I said it. Whatever. Can you wrestle? No, the other thing. Oh, Felicity. Felicity, I was the first thing.

I'm also a big Felicity guy. Shout out, Carrie Russell, being from Boulder, Colorado. It was a big Felicity guy. Can't help me. No. Yeah, he did. hometown hero. She just was always on the news.

Oh yeah. That's what you got to haircut. Kurt always had from Tom's river, New Jersey. His most piper parabou. Yeah. Career other girl in a movie. Shout out billions. She's on season six of billions.

Is she really? Yeah. We're kind of, she's been naked a couple of times. She was on a, she was friends with Kurt's sister. really yeah, we did a table read a digital table read and she popped up in the box I was like oh Hi, what's up? Parabou we don't serve water here. It's just out of offense. It's then I gotta get out of here I you're stupid you're ugly That's not her doesn't look like her

That looks like her. Oh man, is she a fapening, she got fapening? Please do fapening on her, because that'd be great. Some real candidates. That's not her. That's not her at all. That's not her. If you look slightly like a, if you look slightly like a celebrity

and you put out naked pics, you can fuck their world up. Or they're like, hey, I am. Maybe it was her. I don't know. Maybe her face has changed since the last coyote ugly. Only that's her. That's her. That's her.

Her. This is the one I wanted to see. Those are way different boobs and they're not fake. They are way different. That's a great fake. Because that looks real. Welcome back to fake sensuality. Your only chance to break down some of the most fake sensual pictures that you see. Dan's face on my dick. Ooh, I'm a dickhead.

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