The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Epic Concert Talk (feat. Katie Nolan & Josh Adam Meyers)

Episode Date: October 5, 2021

Dan's lovely and talented girlfriend Katie Nolan comes on The Bonfire for the first time with Josh Adam Meyers to review the Korn show everyone saw together last week !Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson Dan Soder. It's right, it's significant other's day on the Bonfire. Do you remember the zombie movie my boyfriend's back? Yeah. Yeah I do. And that's always makes the bonfire. Do you remember the zombie movie my boyfriend's back? Yeah, yeah, I do That's always makes the song immediately. That's what makes you think of yeah, that not even the song that's specific movie Well significant other stay here you know big jokes and of course Dan Soder. Oh, no one in studio with this

And my boyfriend now everybody to the world my significant other Josh had a Myers. It's official Now everybody to the world my significant other Josh had a Myers official We're together dude, oh man Josh you got a stop saying things like what's up? Right you go on too much can I say something? You're coming over tonight you said We were very excited. I'm gonna bag your phone No, it was great because Instagram and Facebook and everything went down and I was like fuck I feel so good You don't know that you didn't know that. No, did you even know that all those sites went down today? I only knew it because

People told me is how I found though I was helping with my blinds. I had to like I haven't looked out to Having looked at Instagram once to never thought to look at it. I thought it was just my Full no, it's good to know the whole website. It's a whole it's pretty bad. I think there's something going down Really? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, probably. Is Zuckerberg just in his gel right now? With the wire in the back of his head.

It's T.A. 10,000. You don't know. Plug me into the main frame. Mark, you don't know what's gonna happen. I do know. Yeah, bros, we pretty much went and saw an epic concert on our week off We drove out to Jones Beach we checked out. Thank God by the way We were going we were always gonna go to this concert, but when we were working we were like we're probably gonna miss

Stained yeah, we'll make it for corn Maybe the last few songs team which I said it's fine. They're going to back they backload their hits anyway. So I'm like that'll be fine. But we got to get there when they got on. Dude, we could have like hung out in the parking lot and drank. That's how early we got there. Like we were there. We saw all the people. And by the way, as soon as we got there, somebody shouted out from afar. Big J. Oh, Chris. I love you shit. A lot of that. Well, Jay said, and he said it at the concert and goes outside of my own shows.

This will be the place I am the most recognized, which, you know, we all have our spheres when Jay is at a corn concert, when I was at AEW. Yes. Everybody has a lot of issues. And I just like to stand close to it and absorb some of the heat. And just like, ooh, you're bright, son, everybody staring at you. But immediately, not just the first guy that said it, he was wearing a skank shirt.

Like this dude had the full on, he had fun, he had big, he had big jade gloves on, he had official hair dye, one side of his head dyed. He's like, you hold on dude, I gotta sit down, I'm fucking freaking out, I'm spinning, I'm spinning. He immediately pointed out what was wrong with me that made me not hot, he's a big fan. He's a big

Because you always walk with that slight Scar from my side just like you bro, dude, I don't mean to do this. Can you sign my chain? Yeah, this is my wall chain official Skanks wallet chain. I don't know when this became a smash me I don't know when this became a smash me Maybe we should have sat this different I feel like that kid in the wall No, but we we got out there and we all got to meet up before the show and then walk in and It was all of us and Jay's daughter Isabella and we... Who by the way is awesome. What a sweetheart she is. I like her so much. She's also got your exact skill of being hilarious and

shitting on other people the way that you need. Which I thoroughly enjoyed sitting next to her several times during the concert, which you just call something out. I'm like damn your Jay's daughter. You fucking nailed that. When we walked in and the band that was on stage was V stained. V, D stained. And we walked it on stained and we were sitting there. Wait, remember when we walked in and your energy

got a little weird and so did mine and you looked over and you were like, some of these people are dangerous. There was this girl that just looked like she wanted to fight me. Yes. And I don't know why. And that just looked like she wanted to fight me. Yes. And I don't know why. And that's a lot of my high school experience. Because very cherished.

Because you and Dan look like narcos. I we did. You guys literally look like a cop. You guys are like, you wanted to realize. I didn't know what to wear to corn because back in the day, if I would have gone to corn, I would have like, you know, worn a little something. But this time I'm like, I'm in 34.

What am I going to do? So I just wore a hoodie and everybody was looking at me like that lady is with the locks. Why do you not have a green streak in your hair? You don't even have nose piercing, you definitely are pink. I wore a kind of thick eyeliner. I went dark on my eyeliner. But we walked in and there was a lady. Just seeing that some mesh between her titties. Oh yeah, that was a good look You did that yeah, we showed up unprepared and walking through the tunnel There was a lady that was like it was me Katie and Isabella were walking and that lady was like she kicked the back of my

Feet and I was like Jesus fucking Christ Yeah, and then she walked by us and all three of us laughed were like that lady wants to get into a fight tonight She's looking for she was looking for it and She was looking for it. And I was not. They walked in and I was like, damn, some of these people are coming in with some straight monster energy. Don't you wish you could have found her? Monster energy energy.

Well, I was the scariest thing for me because I'm like, if it's a woman that does it, I'm gonna have to be the one who fights. Damn, can't do it. So what am I gonna do? Or me and a fight. I'm just fucking no one Ryan and fucking that. Actually, if there was ever a concert that guys could fight girls, it's a corn concert.

Yeah, we could have. We could have- What song was it? I go, Freak on Alicia's. Once you get out of here. It takes my head. It goes up. We just did her BMI and you guys were a fair fight.

This is good. Sorry, those are warp-warped to her rules. You can bash with her if you want. This is family values to rules. You could fuck it. Hit her if you want to. It uh, so you know, there were so many characters. Well, it's dark.

Well, so we're fucking we fucking walk you. We take a seat. We're going to watch the last like seven stain songs. Genuinely excited for mud, mud shovel. Genuinely excited for. it's been a while genuinely excited for so far away I prefer to go we have for you dude. I guess on a lot the the hits that were in the show that he performed It was like one after the other like I know this one. I know this one I know this one, but we first have to say I've never seen a lazier

I know this one I know this one, but we first have to say I've never seen a laser Than what Dude he was leaning on the mic stand like half drunk Yeah, you can tell his bomb. Yeah, I mean got wasted as a show went on You were sitting by us, but I was like to look at his squirrely ass eyes because he was just hammer but he was like And holding a lit cigarette It's a joint. Oh it was? And that was it? He smokes pot. Yeah. Oh he's cool man. That's like a cigarette. What a cool dude. No I'm telling you. He's also his thing. His mic thing's always been like like he's hunched over and like whimpery wine

It's his thing. Yeah. He was doing his thing. musically I think he sounded very good. Voice was still great. He could still belt. He did his thing He looks like he doesn't enjoy it Yes, and he looks and he looks he's on a mission for something completely else That's that best I could describe it. He is a wedding singer energy in the movie once he's when he gets broke up with Also wearing a t-shirt that said well, well, I was gonna say because at first it was like he's got the guitar on and we're just like Okay, this is all right. I like the song What's up with the mutants at table learn? Yeah, and then and then he goes he takes the guitar off and he goes all right

Everybody you know what time it is I can't say it because I got in trouble and Philly So I'm gonna let y'all do it and he's like you like my shirt and literally says, Fauci lied. And then he, he doesn't, because I found out my friend, Jen's friends went to the show in Philly. And like, he started the, the fucking Biden chair. This was what was so funny. He, they wanted the crowd to say, F, fuck you Biden.

Yeah, fuck you Biden. Fuck you Biden. And so they had the, the, he's like, I can't say it because they'll get mad at me. So, uh, like he would make a noise with his mouth. He was like, no, no, no, no, no, and then he would put the mic and they were doing it at the wrong time. Oh, they would do it while the drums were doing it.

And he kept being like, Joe Biden. Fuck Joe. By. I was pointing at them and they still weren't doing was watching him get frustrated and he got mad at them It was great him get frustrated. There's gotta be footage. I'm a there's footage with him check YouTube with him drunk being like Guys do the thing Hey Joe Biden

That's a line so that was, that was just first off, really funny to me that I never expected staying to be super political, but I don't know anything about him. I guess they are. Well, he over the years has developed a disdain for the Democratic Party and he became a Trumper. I was, as he was performing,

I was reading his Wikipedia page. And so he's known, like he's playing Sturgis next year. Like this dude. Oh, and he actually has friends with... He got a fuck Joe Biden chant in Scranton, Pennsylvania. We're Joe Biden's father. But that's where you do that. Yeah, I did it once.

It's not. Yeah, because Joe Biden might be from Scranton, but dude, this is like once again. Also imagine just having beef with like a really old dude. That's what I was felt when people were like when people ever when I saw young people be like Fuck John McCain or the like fuck Obama. You're like you did see like the teacher Funny you know it's layers. I say Joe mean are you talking about this weekend? I got like is Joe Biden a better president like Policy wise and everything then then Donald Trump was I go I don't know

Yeah, but I like him better because I'm back to not knowing Besides Trump dude what if I was this hot for hw bush fucking policies from 91 Yeah, you don't get so to get going on fucking policies from 91 you like you don't get so to get going on I but the whole thing is like take Dave Smith was like he'll the one have the facts for you it's like you know what it is it's like man like Obama was great though high goes Obama did as many like strikes and military operatives as a Donald Trump and you're like guy I could Rasmussen test the good really kiss your forehead after you pop fucking Yemen

yeah we know it's Rasmussen I'll take worse razz mittas me Do I don't want to know I want to see other sources me now. I want you to look look at my left hand Look at my right hand a bunch of people are dead This guy's fucking and this quarter was in your ear. They're all fucking us, but just the thing I'll be kissed yeah, but just Trump just he let you know he was fucking Oh, he's pushed your attitude and everything push your head in the pillow I was like you're like all right, dude. I can't breathe. Yeah, they're all fuckers. Yes, Obama used to do it So but fuck the politics of us is

He's getting this thing. We're like, oh man. I guess we're in Long Island, huh? Because got they this crowd couldn't have more willingly I mean and excitedly start a fuck Joe Biden show and And a USA change. Well, that's where a little conspiracy dance. Come speak it out. I forgot you're on this corner. You were like, that's pumped in. That's not real. So does in the comedy Q&A. And like, he knows.

It was a conspiracy. It's a comedy. Levels and levels. Do you think Brian Regan walks around this much money? Just to check The receipts. You got to go in, but as someone, as someone that has twice a year plays the Seattle Seahawks and it's been known to pump in a little bit. Allegedly.

Allegedly a little extra. It's been known about other things. You gain in ear for it. You gain in ear for it. I think I do not have to smell it. Yeah, I was going to say, I think I actually believe him because he can't smell anything so i feel like his ears must be better and he goes that's coming from the speaker up there from the pa you could hear it here is the problem there weren't that many people at jones beach when he started

trying to get that chant and the chant that was coming from the front was a football stadium full of people going to u.s. i.e. USA. And it was like scattered people. We were like, I don't think they're all, from 20 minutes ago when they couldn't get a fuck Joe Biden chant, I don't think they're nailing a USA chant. I don't know where. I just think his brazen, like, and then he's holding his hats as a peach Joe Biden,

and so, and it's just like, it'd be funny if you got into another country's politics. We are all here to watch you for novel team. I liked you 9 to 15 years ago. I said hear though. That's what I said. Theoretically, I paid for this ticket. Why does he kept giving the finger to him?

Like I'm. He was under the me. He was flipping us off and we're like, do you wish one of you to just be sad? Just do the song that I cried while I was driving to see Steph Elcone of the dance center Maybe laugh the heart when we were doing because then we started Well, this was like man. I can't wait all this is over so we could all meet up in the Of course out there to Joe because me and Josh to each other were just starting that one is bigger

It's been a while since We're just starting that one. It's been a while since A copar County started the recount I'm down with all this shit dude. I got I got a new I'm gonna do all my songs, but all about that pizza place in DC. Since Mad Gates and Marjorie Taylor Green will run into my public and machine. I bet he would find it. In a while, since the pandemic, in a burned-er-kir, in a burned-er-kir, in a burned-er-kir.

It's been a while since Wuhan released the virus, the murder, American money. Yeah, that was fun after the concert. Just a whole time to keep singing random stain songs with the politics. We were doing that. For like 60% of the, once he started it, it was like Jesus, because I was sitting next to some Trumpers

and they were like really getting into it. And then that girl that was in front of us. The interpretive dancer? I'm, I've been holding back. I'm ready to talk about it whenever you use it. We can't, we can't, we can't, she's the finale. Yeah, she's the finale. She's the finale.

You have to bring up the fact, let's just mention, let's just mention firstly that during stained, there was a girl in the row in front of us. She was, she had blonde, shorter hair. It was in two braids. Two French braids down side of her head like you're going to soccer practice. Because she knew she was going to fight. She knew she was going to party. I would contend that it was because she knew she was going to dance.

She was dancing to stained. We were all like, this is embarrassing. And then when corn started, I realized immediately. I was like, oh, she looked weird before, because she's gonna look cool as hell dancing to corn. I thought she had the braids. I thought she had the braids. I thought she had those two braids.

And in case she wanted to show her face when she sucks cocking cell phones down, or later. I don't know. What do I have? That's just me. A lot of guys won't hold the hair. She came back with tighter braids for corn. Like she was ready to battle. Yes, she had done cherry did them in the back. Well, but anyway, that's the, we'll get to't hold the hair. She came back with tighter braids for corn. Yes, she had done

She really did them in the back. Well, anyway, that's the we'll get to her By the way, we have to tell all the campers because we were forgetting the main thing was about who got better Seats this down to the by the way down to the wire. Well, here's the deal is that you know if everybody remembers the Well, here's the deal is that you know if everybody remembers the stipulation was we ask our respective people Which Dan and at the MJ you had the drummer Ray, right and then I'm fucking rule Kills to be honest with you the two best musicians on stage Rhythm's a god. Yes my homie my homie and and and confirmed homie Reprostand I know a single person at this concert not anybody in the band on anybody. Yeah, but she thought she knew us and she saw She saw some new light Katie what about that?

Like which you go what about us together? I thought I knew you guys. I thought I did you didn't have the 90 minute drive home with her looking out a window We didn't have the 90 minute drive home with her looking out a window, not talking to her. So, what we meet, the rules were we ask our respective dude for respect of homey. Yeah, for full tickets each. Yeah. So, say you're doing an impersonation of yourself. I'm doing it. Yeah, I do it. They are smiling.

Here's mine. Oh, oh, oh, no. Pretty good. I'm doing it. I do it. They are smart. New year's. Here's Mark for a world war. No. Pretty good. So I asked Rafa for US RAV4 and the show gets canceled. We have to postpone the day of the show. We get there and I'm in walking up to Will call and I was like, this the fucking moment, man.

Like, please God, rock. Get me. I want to be on stage just side. Like on a stop and get. You wanted that win. You wanted that win. Fuck, I wanted that win, man, because I want to be on stage just side like honest You wanted that with you wanted that with fuck I wanted that win man because I wanted to prove homers And guess what you and I Literally the same fucking row one seat between us one See that's

Real fucking oh my god with the braids Is that the seat the braids guy to no no so yeah, so we so stain goes on we get the seats Oh, so just a great. Oh, yeah, so Jay wins the contest because even though we had the same amount of tickets on the same thing And the same row and everything you got those passes, which we're useless because you couldn't go backstage anyway So are they really because they can we could put it on Murdles harness We could put it on Mertel's harness Got a walk to the we're one to walk around the thing but also How it works is to make yourself feel better. I want for the past as I guess ultimately I

Was laughing about that after Josh's homie raw reached out to me a few times since Cool with Ray now too No, you're not now But here's but so he is with funny so without raw had to remind me we had met already is this raw like the Sun God He's if I'm not mistaken. He's Brazilian He's actually the Sun God. He's he's rather sure. He was raw from Stargate He's laughed dude. He's fucking good. Well, they him and him and Ray I mean, maybe it's because Jonathan is like dealing with like the effects of No, I know that is he says dizzy He's a lead singer a corn Jonathan. Yeah

Whatever one that listening is best friends with the band bring the people in He's my close acquaintance. When you call him by old aunty names. I'm going to go see limp. If Frederick is the lead singer of limp is always going JD. Oh,

well, you know, he's a great performer. He is really good. Even though you I, I felt it. Jay was like, wait until you see this bagpipe stuff. And then he came out and he was like a little bit less because he's been sick.

And Jay was just like, it's normally more than this. It was like, it still was awesome. It was still awesome. Literally every time I've taken Chris and I see Fat Marl and Manson, I go, now this guy used to be a maid. Oh baby, he used to rip. By the way, by the way, uh, charges, uh, charges drop.

Hey, dad! Dad, are you going to court later? Uh, or not charge this miss to the court this mistom all. Oh, so- Oh, well, notorious R.J. says Aaron Lewis' country shows are insufferable with that shit. So he, I guess he's nice and- Oh, I can't see.

Well, I mean, country, he went in the country. I didn't know, but I just didn't like stain like coming back as an act where you know, it's like, it's like if next year, if they did that thing, whether we still have to go to by the way, the poison. Oh, he said it was cute.

Yeah, I got it. The poison is horrible. He's like, he's like four foot eight. And he's, and he fucking slaps, man. Well, him and Ray, I think it's because the band has gotten a little bit older and they're just a little bit not as exciting. I don't know who knows, but they do that like extended

based drum. This is like getting the boxes by the way. No, I'm a dude, I love corn. I'm a corn head. I'm a solid. I'm gonna call it. I'm gonna call it. They're called Jeff.

Cornies. Cornies. Cornpops. Cornpops. Cornpops. They're called. They're called. Cold fries. Cornies. Cold pops. Cold pops. Cold pops. Cold pops. Cold pops. So. So. So. But Ross. Well, Colonel's in the corner.

I'm. I know. Together. Together. Together. The other year. With the Cobbers. But yeah, so it was. So it was. You know what it reminded me?

Reminding me. Reminding me want to go see guns and roses. And so actual takes all of these breaks and just slash Has to go that and slash goes out there and fucking shreds for like three or four minutes to give Yeah, Jenkins Williams Flash Hudson like to give the people the content They're all your friends, but I don't know any of them so so like we you know

It was cool too because when you were texting Ray and and then he goes go raw wants to know if Josh is sitting with y'all and then do that Moment when you you both looked at each other and then you looked at me and you're like you sure it's confirmed It's a confirmed how me feel I feel good. It felt good. I thought it felt really good. It's being shout out to Michael Kenneth Williams Respect RIP um, he didn't section on the corn. He's dead. He does Wait, hold on I'm getting a buzz from From head okay, Williams is here light him up. Huh? Trish Grab that proton pack

Time to send them back to West Baltimore There he is. Oh Mars coming. Oh Mars going light him up She goes my as well tell Omar Trish is coming We came we saw we kicked its ass we can't get my mom is a ghostbuster rules It's so and so they gave you four seats, they gave me four seats, we had asked this other couple to move over. Well, yeah, I got three because I only asked for two and it got to the point of the tickets.

Cause I was like, dude, I'm only bringing two of the people, he still gave me one just in case. But then, so there's four and then there's three. And for some reason, there was this one seat in between us. And we were like, no one's gonna give us. We were seats one through seven. It was like one through four and five through, or six.

Six was the problem. Seed five, no six was the problem. I have never met a dude that wanted to be in the middle between us. More, he cared about that on purpose. He cared the seat in the middle. He's like, six, six, six. He's like, it's the first six and six, like six, six, six.

So he wanted to be there. Can you really go there? No, I'm not. That's the way he looked, I believed that. Where'd he go? He goes, dude, what if it was the middle six? And he just goes, dude, come on. How do you know it was not the middle six?

From six, six, six. Guy, Guy, they're about to come on. I didn't know it was not the middle six. From six, six, six. Guy. Guy, they're about to come on. So, buddy, I didn't, not today. The lighting rigs up, can you? Not today, dude. I'm about to get into it. Dude, so I had hit my vape and right away I was hitting my

vape and letting it out. That was when the seat checker lady came by and she's like, and I was like, oh, fuck him in trouble. And she goes, hey, so there's a guy that's supposed to be sitting right here. He really wants to be there. And I was like, all right. And then of course this guy shows up

and his hair is kind of tied up at first. And he's wearing the mask. And then I'm like, hey man, I'm with these people, do you mind going right here? And he goes, yeah, yeah, not a problem. But he- That can't be my just,

let's be honest, well, Josh has three tickets. Yeah. So after this guy's seat and he's supposed to be sitting in, it's three tickets. It's three tickets. So Josh, it's Josh has those seats of three tickets. So after this guy's seat, and he's supposed to be sitting in, it's three tickets. So Josh has those of three areas, but Josh wants to be next to us. So he's trying to convey to this guy that if you just move to seat seven, you've got seven, eight, and nine. You could dance like that lady in the front row.

Dude, corn starts. This guy undecided. That first before he you say corn start, we could just give it all sequential. I've never seen they took all the time to do the thing where they put the cover over the stage where they, and then they raise up the light ring with the curtain so you don't see

so they could have a reveal when the stage comes. And then a little wind blue and one came off and you just see him like frustrated, but like, damn, as he I just put it all there and took it all it was a waste of 30 minutes. And also the the couple in front of us, shout out to the guy rocking a 2018 POD shirt. Yeah, because I mean you put a date on that. You really come on. We had a friend of us in general. We had the 50-year-old lady who was a third concert, third corn show on like a week or two. Oh, that was the lady. You know who that was.

You do. That was the lady. That was the lady. That looks like the, oh, the lady that looked like the older version of it. Yeah, we said it looked like an evolution chart with the young lady dancing that still had the movement and then they were like the older women with the blonde hair that was still on the hill. those two have been going to every show in the last week, two weeks. And then there was the older couple, the dude, he had a very sunburnt, freckled neck.

He was sucking down some, no, that's just a guy next to him. I'm talking about that all the way to the side. The guy that was sucking down the strawberry vape and then just blowing out fog. And then his wife, who throughout the stain concert the strawberry vape and then just blowing out fog and then his wife who, throughout the stain concert, recorded the big screen and kept directing it.

Live streaming, she was a live streaming on Instagram. The screen of the concert. And Isabella just leans over to me and she goes, no one's watching their live stream. Zero, there was zero. And then I tried, we were so fascinated with it. I was like, I'm gonna take a picture of this lady and find her Instagram handle,

because I need to know more about it. Because you're live streaming a stained concert that is not sold out. So you're assuming there are people that couldn't get there that did wanna watch stained, which was a weird assumption. And then she stopped at mud shovel. She stopped live streaming at mud shovel, and I was a weird assumption and then she stopped at mud shovel. Yeah, stop live streaming at mud shovel

And I was very serious She was like the person in that room the song started and she was like well, I'm not gonna do this Maybe she just had respect for mud Pity ticket if you want to see Aaron scream talk through this which was mud shovel again see Aaron scream talk through this which was much of a again you can feel my pain you can feel the that's true pay plant damage you got new game grinch and get in my coffee so I

play never hit the building it was all inside we go one we go off we have a we have a good people watching section set up in front of us. And then Corn goes into their three new song chunk. P-times. So we go, let's go. I was worried when I walked that I should have done this because I thought it felt so old white lady to do, but I was going to go up to one of the Seating people and be like, because we're all going. I'm gonna go we are coming right back

We're going to the bathroom and get a soda or whatever we're trying to be. Please don't let people go in our seat I was gonna do that and I was like, ah, but You know six seven of us clear out out of this place. And when we come back, it's to another couple who does not understand that they are in our seats and do not want to just succumb to that, didn't care. That guy was like, he was like, these are my seats. And I go, dude, I got three tickets, check out the seats.

And I go, he goes, this is 14. And I go, it's six. And he was like, oh, Josh's face has dreadlock lashes like, couldn't take it back. So that was the thing. That was I was trying to So that was the thing. That was I was trying to say that we cut off.

Yeah, the guy unfurled and then we're gonna rip it off. He unfurled. This is literally the guy starts going back and be. And as soon as that shit hits, he is whipping me with dreadlock. I'm watching. Look, fair, it's what you brought him for. You don't get the dreadlock spray thing. I'm gonna put it out on the concert. Dude, I have three. I can't be free, you man. Yeah's what you brought him for. You don't get the dreadlocks for anything else. I'm not gonna let him ride.

I can't be free, you man. Yeah, but you know what, that's where his soul's done. He wanted to say it. Why did dreadlocks one sick? I want to know what dreadlock is and why he wanted sick so bad. You know why? Don't ask questions, you don't want the answer.

Yeah, I have, you know what, you got one sick. You don't get it. Remember how I told you about bi- bi-out movies, we were joking around. They always have the line, that's it. That's the song. So Katie did a podcast where we had to watch the state of play, the 2007 movie with Ben Affleck and Russell Crowe.

And it's just one of those shitty thrillers where it's clearly painted on. Tom Clancy. Journalists that think they're cops. Like situation they've got to investigate. And so our new phrase, so as he's a new annoyer, I kept going, you don't get it, do you? All the time. this thing is so much bigger than All the other Better you don't get it do you this whole place is on the payroll

So yeah, we come back from this P break. Yeah, and there's there's two people on our seats that clear out couldn't have been polite Yeah, but the yeah but they were fucking they're on they're on our side of dreadlocks yeah and dreadlocks was fully unsheathed haha maybe we're going to quote the great the Smith family song whippers haired back and forth oh Smith family you don't even know which one it is uh... now willow willow willow i figured i just do the it'll be on the Smith family you don't even know which one it is no willow willow I

Figured I just do the it'll be on the Smith family greatest hits compilation out there with Miami and fucking So he's whipping his hair back and forth and Josh's face looks like Gary Oldman and true romance I This white boy day The fuck was his name is do Drexel Drexel fucking that might be his fetish Boys that is who he look like into a Drexel. Yeah, he looked like Drexel So but what do you think too? I gotta say about this guy never took his mask off really is afraid he is He was 100% maybe he's not a while not a stain fan no dude he was there for court he was so far too hard well he was who was a

bigger corn fan dreads rocking or body moving body moving she had Cory I'll be you guys are forget it you're keeping someone else. Oh my god Mexican zombie next to me the next to me that was a terror fine. I could feel like that. He was saying I was I missed it the whole time. You were gonna have to Planting on how I was gonna move her out of there was a guy that was I mean I want to say clearly on ecstasy it felt pretty obvious he was undrugged I did he was coming down the stairs from behind me just kind of letting his body do what it wanted Yeah, but it looked like he was gonna go over I'll tell you told to move back

But people who work they walked like Vincent D'Nofrio and men in black He was like do not be more in Denofrio and Men in Black. Like he was like, do not be more cool. You're like, do you have more? Do you have more? Do you have more cool? Do you have more cool?

You dance like, you dance like, you dance like, you dance like, when a cartoon character, like a Hanabar Barbaric, you're like, it's electrocuted. And you're like, like, he,

I didn't see a skeleton. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I didn't see a skeleton. Yeah, exactly. At one point, dirty fucking freaking lesions on skeleton. Dude, he was doing this. That's so funny. Dude, it was like, how terrifying.

It was a ridiculous, like a lot of sharp movements. Security, security, I didn't have to be like, sir, please. I can move back. Please, security also shout out to the older black woman that works security that knew every fucking lyric of it's been a while. And she was walking back and forth just nailing of it's been a while and she was walking

back and forth just nailing. There was a moment where Dan was like if you put your hood up you'll look like you fit in just put your hood up and then he was like you have to it's like you're around zombies and you want to convince them that you're also a zombie. You got to put your blood on you. And when that lady came walking by, the lady was selling stuff and she's like singing the lyrics as loud as possible and I was like, look, Sackazombi to me. Yeah. And she was fucking in it. She was into it. I miss it.

It was awesome. It was awesome. Did you make a video with this guy? Because I have so much video of blonde braids. Blonde braids. I see it because I love, I think about her often. So I will tell you that relationship is based on her being hot and her boyfriend fighting other men at bars.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, her boyfriend's kids do not like her. No, that's who Jeremy was who texted her during the thing. No, that was the lady in front of me and that was Anthony that we've concluded his her son. Blonde. I know the boyfriend was filming the blonde girl.

Blonde girl, blonde girl and dude,, her boyfriend, who was it still, still a freak since 2006, whatever that jackalette. Oh, man, that was a nice guy. Yeah, he had, he had merch. Still a freak since 1994, which is the best one of Jersey I want. He was a orphan, he looked like a bro. What are you saying?

I didn't look at his shirt. Dude, he was, that, him and her. See, he was, this was his, I think they got it. And, well, they all have nice eyebrows, so it's very, it's a sea-vim. They got a babysitter, because they have a kid kid together both of them had the same kid on their on their screens I mean you're getting very defensive. I was I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there. I was getting there.'t on the leash She was next to Mexican zombie I was having a blast We all put the makeup on

At one point did the thriller move walking up, but he wasn't did the thriller move walking up but he was a big sarcastic. It was like he was doing a crazy like. It was awful. But, but you're right, the couple, it was, it corn was their thing. Oh God, this was dude, this was lit. I'm telling you, she put her hair in

braids because she knew she was gonna dance. And she did. She was dancing for that dude. When they did all day, I dream about sex. She was, she might have been a stripper. At some point, it was like, dude, no, she had no. I'm not a stri at some point no she had not but I'm just saying I know she had moves I said it first she's not a stripper she had moves I thought she was gonna suck her boyfriend's dick when all all day I dream about sex came on because she was

like playing with her titties and like she's like anybody dance before this was this was a strip club for fucking six years I know but also it was like and also maybe you're projected. He was starting to get ramped up too He started thumping his chest No Yeah, no, I'm telling you he's the kind of thing where like a a drunk I walk up and starts dancing with her And then he's got a fighter and then she's like baby. Why do you do that? She's exactly the boyfriend She had exactly the boyfriend. She needed exactly the boyfriend she needed to have. If you're going to let yourself feel free

and loose at a corn concert, enough to dance like that. He wanted to do it, and he was happy to film it, and she was dancing relatively sexy, but just like, it was an odd time and place to do it, also to be like, it's that world of like, she was like, yes, film me dance alone.

Like, why does he want this video? It's of nothing it's have his clothes girlfriend just like dancing the corn cuz this is the happiest she's been in fucking years my guess was my guess was she's new she loves them now cuz he turned her on to them I think no I think the other way she was the big fan she was the die she was reacting like she's never seen them Before I was saying that probably hasn't dude. I mean some people just never go to see certain bands I fucking love Neil diamond. I never go to see him very rarely at a concert. Do you have enough space to do the type of Movement you're not wrong. The movement work. She was doing she was Legs and five. She's a problem. Yes. Yes. Oh Rosalie and ballroom. She's a problem. Yes. Yes.

Old Roseland ballroom. She's a problem. Irving Plaza. Problem. They probably they probably said they were she's like honey I'm gonna be really dance for this one so we're gonna we're gonna need a wide spread so get you get a front row. Get you get us front row. Yeah I mean I need she

literally danced into the box ahead of her. They let her they let her they're like they're those two dudes that were dancing I got video with them during the stain concert. They were the trumpers and they were fucking like where we go and we go all like they were queuing on fully. What's up Jacob? What's that Jacob?

Anyone? Hi Jacob, I miss you. I said I get very annoyed with people that need you to know they feel the music more than anybody else Somebody at the Corey Feldman concert was that exact person It was you were beautiful Jacob don't listen to that It's just what you're saying you beat which is weird you were page and you blossomed in front of Some people put it that was me. I mean the music took me over Some people put on an act for everyone If you would have liked this cool she could have been in a life You would have followed her we got to wrap this up hard out in 30 seconds

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