The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Forcing a Moment

Episode Date: June 21, 2024

The Celtics are NBA champs and even the players aren't that excited. An NFL player gets outrun by a prostitute. Justin Timberlake gets arrested for a DWI and that makes the gang want to go see his m...usic live. The band Creed is performing in the next studio and a comparison to Pearl Jam ensues. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And now, the Bonfire. And now, the bonfire. With Big Jay Elkerson and Robert Kelly. Oh Yeah We shouldn't have listened to that intro guy. We our own person. We can make our own decisions. But sometimes, it just be like that. We're gonna be in a moment. Oh, yeah. It's a submission. Submission song. Who's it from, Lou? It's from Eka. Nolan.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Nolan, not fat dick Nolan. No, different dick. Oh. Did he send his dick? So that Nolan's still King of Nolan dicks. Yeah, this guy can his dick? So that Nolan's still the king of Nolan dicks. This guy can't probably compare. This guy's different. Okay. Understood. Understood. Understood. I like the end of this. He has a Jacob drop which I've never heard before. He needs to work on his mix. Yeah, I like it
Starting point is 00:01:50 Get you moving What's up Jacob welcome to the room we're out there creed creeds in the fishbowl as we speak Jake go get creed Creed's in the fishbowl as we speak. Jake, go get Creed. They're about to rock out. Yeah, but when they're done. Go in there actually right now and be like, hey guys, before you start, when you're done, could you pop over to think?
Starting point is 00:02:12 Yeah, real quick, just go ahead. Honky, derky. Come on, get Creed. Slabity honky moan something about God. Tell them we're talking about God. I saw him posing out there. He was posing with no music, just taking pictures. So Scott's tap at the mic going like this.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Give me a little more her on that one. Her slapping. I'm a man of my own I'm a hidden message about Jesus I'll be showing no sign Shackled by my sentence Expecting no answer There is no reason There is no reason There is no reason
Starting point is 00:03:04 There is no reason There is no reason Yeah, I thought it was just regular rock you couldn't tell I guess you must not have watched the videos where his arms are always at his side His arms are open. Yes. His arms are wide open. He's always taking in the Lord through looking up Unfortunately for years when he would look down there'd be a bottle underneath his face and you would drink it and he made an ass for himself No, no, he's in shape he got himself together good these cheeks anymore? No. No, no, no, he's in shape. He got himself together good. And his voice sounds good. I hate to say it. You actually said it's better than, uh, he looks better than, uh, Eddie Vedder. Eddie Vedder. He does. Is he the same age? Uh, he's a little younger. He's younger. Look at those tits. Holy shit. Did What's-his-face ever go
Starting point is 00:03:39 through, uh, did Vedder ever have, like, a rehab stint or anything? No. He's a normal dude. Did better ever have a go rehab stint or anything no the normal dude Does he still drink? Chugs wine at the shows he does champ fucking purple teeth encore But the sad thing is he's losing guys. I'm saw What his hair is he yeah? Yeah, he wears like a Gary Clark jr.. hat to every show now.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Oh really? Yeah. Oh, cause he's losing, he's nervous. He has the Lars. Did you get him Jacob? You didn't go get him? I didn't. Go make a sign, a homemade sign, hold it up. Bonfire.
Starting point is 00:04:17 I can try if you want me to try and get him. First of all Jacob, first things first, you gotta put him on the glass. This is a rock band. You wanna get him excited, you better slap them tittays against the glass tits or your ass whichever you're more comfortable with but we got to get those guys in here I say mush mush pull your pants down a little bit to your pubes hanging out mushed out against the glass I'm
Starting point is 00:04:34 gonna see if I can get him to renounce God you want me to try yes not about the God thing that was a joke hey don't leave with the god thing. I was kidding about that This guy what's this? Jesus Christ, he does look pretty fucked up. He looks like BAM. How old is he 60 gonna be 60. Yeah Yeah, I see the guy on the right or the left right here, right? Eddie Vedder That's great wait to bring this up he doesn't, he does not look good that's also you know
Starting point is 00:05:10 he doesn't look bad it's daytime, it's, yeah he looks better there I guess that's how he looks that's his son right there right? no, it's your son does he have kids? I wish he was my son does he have kids? yeah he's got two daughters, beautiful ones. Oh, okay, Lou, slow down, buddy.
Starting point is 00:05:25 How are they? Of age. What's their names? Olivia. Oh, Jesus. And something else, the young one. And what are their likes and dislikes? They like singing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Wouldn't that just be Lou's dream to have Eddie Vedder as his father-in-law? I like Lou's facts. They love sleeping with their curtains shut. They have no trees outside their house. Well, Christine thought he was ugly when he was handsome, so this can only bring you joy. I don't know if handsome was ever his thing. He had a look though. Is that his wife? He was cool.
Starting point is 00:05:57 He was a stunner. No, there's a thing about looking cool versus looking... Do you know what I mean? No, when he was most popular in the nineties, when you knew him, that wasn't his handsomeness. His handsomeness was after that. I'd say 2008. He peaked with the long hair and the looks. Sure. There you go. Right there. That's, that's a real. Where? Oh, you are so gay. There? Which one? Right here. This is too late, that's early, this is perfect. 2008.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Let's see. That's the sweet spot. Let me take a look at how hot this guy is right here. I don't know, he looks like Jacob with long hair. What? Jacob? It looks like he has the same body. Yeah, Jacob has the same body. He has two shirts on.
Starting point is 00:06:41 I know what you're saying, but I'm telling you, your mind's being clouded with cool. He does look cool I don't know if classically like you threw this guy in a tuxedo for a wedding I don't know if he's the one everyone's looking at You get I'm saying he looks cool. I'm glad he does have a cool thing. It's he's got it. He's got insane charisma He does have nuts charisma, but cool doesn't work everywhere. Piercing blue eyes. Cool doesn't work everywhere at all. Take the youngest, coolest version of Guns N' Roses.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Okay? Now get them all in swim trunks. No one looks cool in it. Do you get what I'm saying? They're not guys who are pulling off a thing because they're so good. Brad Pitt bathing suit looks just, you're still excited. And he can look cool also, but he's also just classically handsome. Yeah, he's gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:07:25 You get what I'm saying? So like in that bathing suit, he looks fine. Young Axl Rose looks like a fucking doofus in a bathing suit. And they used to do it on MTV. They'd get him and shit like that. They look, yeah, look at that. Look how ridiculous they look. That's stupid.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Sebastian Bach with long hair in a bathing suit. Nothing cool about that look at all. He looks like a wet woman. Hey, nerd. Hey, nerd. So yeah, I think that's what. Hey, nerd. Hey, nerd. So yeah, I think that's what it is, Lou. I think you're mistaking the cool for handsome. I guess it's just not your type.
Starting point is 00:07:54 You like fingernails and Halloween? If you're putting on Marilyn Manson. Marilyn Manson, never a good looking guy. At any phase of his entire whole existence, he's always been, probably almost arguably, an ugly man. But he made himself cool, but that was a different kind of cool. He's cool in the most classic rock and roll grungy way.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Marilyn Manson made himself like a fucking art piece, or something, you know what I mean? Like he's so. But he does, looking at him now though, he has like a kind of rustic cool, sexy about him like a little country sexy. This is a he's got like smoky eyes Absolutely. This is a nice lips. It's a professional picture. Yeah By someone and it's an older picture also 2013 I could tell you But yeah, so there goes that that's
Starting point is 00:08:41 Ten twelve years ago. I mean, oh, God, no, never. Yeah, he looks like he's he he's every person on the fifth element movie. He did lose weight again, though. That's not the right picture. If you look at his Instagram currently, he did lose weight. God damn it. Either cool or incredibly lame, depending on who you are. Depending. Well, it's now you can't go incredibly lame when he was young It was the coolest probably people that thought that what he did was pretty lame. Oh, of course little boy fucking jocks stupid jocks
Starting point is 00:09:16 Stupid jocks and bullies and shit Yeah, they probably thought I was stupid I didn't think so and I was wearing my lunchbox and cat in the hat hat You wore goggles. Yeah, I went the with the wigger stuff is where I went overboard. The goggles on the hat was a lot. You had goggles on your hat. You have like the Oakley goggles. Yeah. Well, fucking Ghostface Killers, it was cool. Oh, you had to not do me.
Starting point is 00:09:38 You had to survive in the clubs you're working. It wasn't Seth Green. No, it wasn't. Seth Green was doing what I was doing, but I mine on my hat also. You know who also thought Marilyn was cool? The Colorado shooters. Columbine. Loved him. Yeah. Clee Bold. Yeah. Was that his name? Yeah yeah. Dylan Clee Bold and the other one. But no they absolutely did think he was cool. Yeah for sure do you think I mean Jeremy thought Pearl Jam was cool Yeah, he did and then he went to school and he fucking blew his own fucking brains out My Song they wrote a song about it about a kid Jeremy who shot himself in front of his class. Mm-hmm Brains out in front of the room. Right, but he wasn't a Pearl Jam fan.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Huh? The guy who was about to. No, a lot of people said the music made him so bummed out that he blew his own brains out in front of the audience. As soon as he heard they were releasing Vitalogy. It's Vitalogy and it's a great record. Yeah, wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Jeremy, it's based on the real life story of Jeremy Wade, a 15 year old boy who shot himself in front of English class at Richardson High School in Richardson, Texas. Is that school still going? That's gotta be a pretty cool thing to know about your school. Ooh, I can hear Creed if you be quiet. Can you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Hear the drums? No. I do. Do you? Take your headphones off, you'll hear it. My sacrifice. So let's go back. No, I do take your headphones off you'll hear my So let's go back Still going All right, you know what I like to see they didn't miss a beat dude Jeremy came in blew his brains up
Starting point is 00:11:19 They mopped it up fucking had science class in there by 4 p.m up fucking had science class in there by 4 p.m. shot himself with a 357 magnum nice piece he was doing it dude sick piece he was fucking with it no no no pretty victimless yeah they had a watch they had the watch which did traumatize all of them as well and then all the kids in school no yeah I think you're right, Lou. Pearl Jam is as fucked up an influence as Marilyn Manson. When you put it that way, I do now see the thing. They're both problematic Satan worshipers. Yeah. Can't all be God rock.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Oh, this school's fucking great, dude. In 2008, another guy, a teacher and coach started molesting some kids. That's every school. Nice. That's every school nice. That's every school Is it I want to be I'm a less to to my school. There's no less Robert E Lambert in K through 12 school any Molestations call in Don Don school and ever it she actually told me this year. She was talking about you know being fat and Being made fun of my whole life and she was like I was made fun of too I was fat and I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:12:26 And she was like, yeah, the teacher one day, I still remember it, called me fat one day in school. Said, you're a little fatty. And then she goes, it hurt my feeling, I still think about it, it hurts my feeling. I was like, well, what happened to that dude? She goes, oh, he got arrested for molesting kids. And I was like, well, he was letting you down easy.
Starting point is 00:12:44 That's, you know what I mean? You got, thank God you were a little fatty. Yeah, he thought he was letting you off. He's like, I'm sorry, listen. I know you wanna get molested clearly, the way you're throwing yourself. It's not gonna happen. But it's just not my thing.
Starting point is 00:12:57 I'm not into little chubbies. I'm not a chubby chaser. Sincerest of apologies, but no. Oh, I raped and fucked those children. Jesus Christ. Oh, look at the, well look at the, My God. You can look at the motto of the school.
Starting point is 00:13:10 She didn't fuck a dog. Where all this crazy shit happens here. The motto is sentia cum prudentia. Yeah. Hmm. Sentia cum prudentia. That means I make you cum, you make me cum. That's Greek.
Starting point is 00:13:24 That's the Latin. Latin. Sentia cum prud Prudencia and then I'll let you go home. Well bitch you gonna come tonight. Yeah dog Bobby you're such a bad sports fan that you haven't even come and excited about I'm very excited No, I am we watched the game me and Max watched the game last night 20 They had a 20-point lead the whole game. Whole game, 20 point lead. Yeah, I didn't watch any of it, but I heard a lot of complaints about officiating again. Well, I mean, they were gonna win.
Starting point is 00:13:52 They came out, they smoked. Well, it was 3-1. No one's ever come back from 3-1. It's not, they were gonna win anyways, but it was a great game. Three points out the fucking ass. They're just throwing three points up, it was great. And then it was weird though,
Starting point is 00:14:05 because at the end, it seemed like they were fake. I don't know, it was, you know like when Jordan. Oh I guess, let's apologize to the people listening, by the way, I brought that up today. It's, I know it's Thursday and I'm in Canton, Ohio right now, but we're talking about this on Tuesday. And Celtics just won. But when they, you But when fucking Jordan won and he cried and he held it,
Starting point is 00:14:29 and he was on the ground, you know, when fucking Brady won, it was just like, you know. Kissed his son on the mouth? Kissed his, no, that was another time. He Frenched his boy? No, he kissed his mom who had cancer. That was a great one. He Frenched his mom?
Starting point is 00:14:42 Damn dude, this guy gets around. I mean, there was so many times. There was so many times. How about look outside the house, dog? But there was, when he won, it was almost like forced. Like his, how do you feel? And he was just like, ah, I was like, ah.
Starting point is 00:14:57 That was like me going, woo. It was almost like he was trying to force a moment where he didn't have it. And this stupid lady was like, how does it feel to win? And he was just like, yeah! And he just, it was so weird. Tatum?
Starting point is 00:15:15 Yeah, it was just, I don't know, it didn't see, I mean I know in that moment, how do you feel? It's like a crazy moment, how do you, I know you're supposed to have a thing that you do, but. So they didn't have it because they probably didn't deserve the win. Shut your face. I have a feeling that's what it was.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Dude, come on. Don't get so. People are arguing, worst team to win a championship in history. Who's that? Who's a lot of people? With the internet. You don't even fucking look at the internet.
Starting point is 00:15:44 There's ding-dongs in the internet You know what's funny? I didn't watch the game last night also this morning when I was going through stuff and I saw Celtics win the thing so I went to see what the score was so I googled, if you google Celtics
Starting point is 00:16:00 on the search page when it lands there's a constant Celtics win like firework explosion going off. You probably didn't know that because you didn't Google it to look up any kind of facts or find facts about the game. I watched the game. Yeah, but don't you go see afterwards what they talk about? What all the hubbub was about? No, I don't.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Why? Because you don't want to hear they probably cheated? No, they didn't cheat. You're such a sore loser. I'm not there. I know you weren't. That's why. Yeah, I know. You're a sore loser. It didn't matter to me if you won. When you won, I was excited for you. No, you weren't
Starting point is 00:16:26 Yes, I was one what when you won the Philadelphia Patriots game, but you weren't excited about that I was excited. I graduated you you didn't I did I came in and I shook your hand No, and I kissed you on the cheek. No, and I said dude you win some you lose some and I'm glad it was you Yeah, I am so so no one else was there you. You make all this up. Yeah, I am. So. So no one else was there. So what? My word versus your word. Yeah, whatever. If you pull up, pull up him winning
Starting point is 00:16:53 what his words, it was so tell me if you think maybe it's me. But I thought it was Jason Tatum after game. Jason Tatum after game. It just seemed forced. I might be just a cynical doge. This is on court, right? On court right after he won she asked him how do you feel and it was that you know where you going you know Disney and it just seemed like it was like where am I going buddy ranch yeah it seemed like I'm gonna run
Starting point is 00:17:18 through about three or four tonight he screamed and it just was like that's not real that was it's gonna suck to be a handsome brother living in Boston and all you have to celebrate is a bunch of freckly fat ginger bitches Yeah Look at that So all he was a coach 18 all they needed was a coach who wasn't fucking people in the locker room I guess that was from over the hump. Yeah, whatever. You probably don't know about that scandal because you don't follow sports, but the last coach. I don't like your fucking tone.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Why, I have to explain this to Christine also. Why don't you just be happy for me? I have to explain it because you don't even care. I do care. Yeah? I don't care as much as you. Yeah, did you buy any championship gear? I did.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Did you? Yeah, I was gonna wear it today, but it was too hot. It's like a championship winner jacket. It's too hot. What, do you want me to wear my championship wear it today, but it was too hot. It's like a championship winter jacket. It is too hot. What, you want me to wear my championship winter jacket today, idiot? I don't want my hoodie. It was 90 degrees out. I don't want to sweat. Alright. I can't argue.
Starting point is 00:18:12 We probably bought merch. Fuck them. Christine, fuck you. No, you bought merch if you was there. I love merch. I'm a big merch fan. Look at my new bonfire merch, given to me by a bonfire fan in St. Louis. Max, I had to pull some strings, but I paid a couple hundred grand
Starting point is 00:18:28 and I got you one of the championship rings. Here's the thing, I was talking to Burr today and he was at the, you know, we were talking about this before, like other famous comedians live those things that you would love to do. And he actually did a set at Brady's ceremony into the Patriots Hall of Fame.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Really? Yeah, they had Jay-Z come out. That was like just this week, right? That was just this week, and then at Foxboro. And they had Jay-Z come out. He followed Jay-Z. Who did? Burr.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Oh, Bill Burr. And he was like, yeah dude, it was fucking, he goes, I thought I was doing it at like inside somewhere. I did it at, it was Foxboro Stadium. That was the biggest crowd I've ever performed before, like 70,000 people. Really? And he went out.
Starting point is 00:19:10 And did like a material set? He did a set. That's so weird. And then he did another thing where he made fun of Brady's haircuts through the years and stuff like that in the middle of whatever, but I was like, fuck, that's crazy. Still didn't, see, he didn't meet Brady.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Still didn't meet Brady. Or Jay-Z. I made fucking, what? Kept him didn't see he didn't meet Brady still didn't meet Brady or Jay-Z What I'm in a room didn't didn't even meet him hasn't met him yet Jesus crazy. Yeah. No go. Yeah. Yeah, burr There's burr right there. I'm going to say that again, the greatest NFL quarterback of all time. That's right, that is right. Go down the line. There's not a lot of sure things in life, but I can guarantee you, you're never going to see another quarterback come along and in 20 years go to 10 Super Bowls and win seven. I don't wanna hear about that guy from the Chiefs. Andy Reid is too fast to make that happen.
Starting point is 00:20:13 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? It ain't happening, I don't like the way it runs. All right, we're just gonna take a dig at Andy Reid. All right. Former Eagles coach, great. Yeah coach great and whatever your Eagles people see the video I sent you the Eagles guy
Starting point is 00:20:29 Oh, yeah, it's going around. Ooh, Terrell Lewis. I never even heard of him before tell you what that chick He's a what he's a judge is like a free agent signing offseason might not even make the team probably probably not now I guess I want to see the girl because they know the girl they have the name of the girl now She's hot Mia Mercy or something. Tell you what they should hire her on the Eagles. She's fucking flies Yeah, she's speedy dude her for four. I mean motherfucker. She's fast Yeah, she ran out butt naked right on his ass. It's caught him. Yeah, I mean whoof she was I think she did catch him but fucking gonna do when you catch him fuck him again, then you're like Oh, I didn't think past the catching you now. You're a football player beating up a naked model. Mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:21:08 Realize she was a hooker when he was sleeping. No, no, he ran like it was a hooker Well, look at it, but let's watch the Jason Tatum. I don't get too. Yeah away from it. There we go Oh my god, oh my god I feel he's faking the emotion. I know it was it like, you know, when I had Max, I kind of faked. I was I mean, I was so overwhelmed. It was like, he's here. He's so beautiful. I had a lot because I, you know, I think that for guys, she was when you have a kid or like, it's so hard to get in touch with that emotion.
Starting point is 00:22:01 It didn't hit me. Max didn't hit me until a few days later, that emotion came out. Really until he looked at me and I was like, fuck. But when he came out of her vagina and I was holding him, I was like, it's so amazing. I was just trying to use words I saw on TV. Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Beautiful. It hit me right away because I just, I remember exactly what it was too. Her nose, mouth and chin combinations right there, just looked so much like Carla, that I was like, what the fuck? I started crying right away. I'm so shut down emotionally,
Starting point is 00:22:38 that I was just trying to pretend, I was trying to feel it, but it couldn't come out. It came out like a few weeks later all of a sudden I was in tears like oh my god I you know I have this little baby by myself I felt it. And I believe you like I believe that was like genuine heartfelt emotion three days later. Let's see what's going on here. Go back to that again. I mean that didn't seem that's.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Let me see. I think this guy is a note who knows that they won under wacky circumstances of bad refereeing But black Louis thought Bobby's completely right and what makes this really a lot more cringy Is that he's trying to do what Kevin Garnett did when they won the championship? Same scenario Kevin's screamed Anything is possible like really corny really like weird and he's basically Trying to emulate the same thing. He just doesn't have the passion for it. Can I tell you here's what it is? It's a bragging right thing Nothing else in their lives though really
Starting point is 00:23:38 Changes at all. It's an interesting thing with sports. I feel like and I only championship I've been like hyped for that. I've won in my lifetime is this one the Eagles winning that Super Bowl that was the only one I've experienced and I said by the end of that night there was such a hilarious realization you're like even though there's some fun like stuff to listen to and now for a couple weeks people talking about it and shit it's just back to zero zero so there is something funny about getting that hyped up over a championship it's shit, it's just back to zero zero. So there is something funny about getting that hyped up over a championship, it's great.
Starting point is 00:24:07 But it doesn't change your, if he wants pussy, he's getting it, he's got bottomless money, he could buy cars and houses anywhere in the globe that he wants, do you get what I'm saying? So it's like, winning a championship, you're like, yeah man, trophy room gets a new shelf. It doesn't really, it's like that's a fun night they party Three days later. He's not just sitting back going like
Starting point is 00:24:30 Nbh it's just like there's a ball is different though because football it's one game You know you got you got seven games, and they knew they were up three the odds blah blah blah But in football like like a lot of the Patriots wins that they had were down to the fucking four seconds and That I think is a little more emotional to come back and win that one game. There's also four seconds They kick it through and they know you're absolutely right. There's that to the down of the wire thing out of the wire walking There's no other this only wasn't down to the wire like that game particularly yesterday You said it was like a 20-point deficit the whole game
Starting point is 00:25:07 So it's like they're just cruising they knew it was over with like five minutes left in the fourth quarter What's his name? They used to play for the Celtics I think three minutes two minutes left in the game He carry went over to the other bench shook every his hand left left. Yeah, I was like what what the fuck like he just walked Maybe there's less time. I get it I get I get I judge athletes for being emotional and doing shit But like I would do the same can't leave the I would knock over I would have knocked over the scores tables Computers and just fucking left. It's over dickhead. What do you still keep a score for fuck face?
Starting point is 00:25:40 Yeah, he went over and shook all the hands of the Celtics which I thought was a little you're that's your team stay with your team. Don't go over there you were there you were the Celtics for like eight weeks. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and then you know, it was a little stupid but his let me see this guys. This is Kevin Garnett 2008. So high right now. Anything's possible. Anything's possible. Anything's possible! Wow.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Yeah. I don't know, dude. What a jerk-off. It's just... No, not Kevin Garnett. No. Jason Tatum reads like a jag. Yeah, but look at, look at, I mean at least he...
Starting point is 00:26:15 He does the exact same thing. He's doing the same thing, but he's crying, he's... No, I believe Kevin Garnett. Kevin Garnett thought it was over. He thought he was getting with no... They're jumping up and down. Yeah, but Kevin Garnett was a... Kevin Garnett, not a journeyman, but Kevin Garnett Kevin Garnett thought it was over. He thought he was getting with no they're jumping up and down Kevin Garnett was a jerk Kevin Garnett not a journeyman, but a jerk Kevin Garnett They thought they had it with the Timberwolves man if I had a super team at one point
Starting point is 00:26:32 Never happened, so they did it with this so I believe him Jason Tatum. It's a different world. I think now man They're just like Paul Pierce. I think their worlds can't get better so the trophy means nothing, but we did My god Lou Can you do me a favor? Can you make a drop of just the Russian parts of that speech? So whenever me and Bobby are giving a speech you can just have it being translated by that guy in Russian. Look, here's what I'm gonna say to the people, okay? This week I'll be coming out fully loaded tour with Burke Chrysler for Four Cities.
Starting point is 00:27:22 And then we're gonna be doing four cities. You're gonna be shooting bow and arrows on Wednesday. We're shooting bow and arrows on Wednesday. Thank you. Frisbee golf on Thursday. And we're doing a cornhole tournament on Friday and Saturday. Well, Luke, cut that out. You have so much fun. That'll be a fun one.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Just constantly... Hey, what's up? I'm BK Burglar, Bob Kelly, AKA The Rooster. I'm Big Jay Okerson. I only have one AKA. I'm a cowboy. Look, if you love the bonfire, which you know you do you this is just half of the show That's right. There's the podcast version everybody So if you want to hear the whole thing go to serious XM comm slash bonfire to get the whole thing Yeah, you get tons of other entertainment, too
Starting point is 00:28:16 It's not just us you got other shows that you can go to after you listen to our show You go to all kinds of other shows and you know what tell a friend but most importantly this show Yeah, this show just go to this show do something resembling anything We brought up Eagles player Tarell Lewis Running off on an only fans prostitute he paid The video is crazy. Can we look up who Tarell Lewis is exactly? This is a confirmed Eagles player the video is crazy. Can we look up who Terrell Lewis is exactly? And what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:28:45 This is a confirmed Eagles player. Look, I mean, first of all, I keep being told, look at the girl is smoking hot. But you don't know him. Bobby, I it's crazy. If you're saying this girl is smoking hot and you're like, and Doja Cat's body, it's this. It's not the same body. You're out of your mind. It's not the same body. Don't you, your audio, just because you say I'm out of my mind, doesn't make it true. You're out of your mind. It's not the same body. Don't you know your audio? Just because you say I'm out of my mind doesn't make it true. You're crazy.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Doja Cat's butt is massive. That's a regular girl's butt that God gave her. Are you that you really think that her butt's smaller than Doja Cat's butt? Yeah. You really think that? Sure. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:19 Should I follow up her Instagram? Yeah. Well, first let's play this and let Bobby live in his delusions for moments more. There's no way. Oh my god. This bitch is fast. I mean Bobby.
Starting point is 00:29:32 I mean look at her fucking talking about. Dude, that's a regular ass. That's a regular two parents DNA joint and made an ass. Do you have it? Mia Mercy DNA joint and made an ass. You have it Mia Mercy Oh, yeah, the regular ass regular old tiny ass Bobby. I Mean, it's a little big for me, but that's a regular girl I would say doja cat's ass is significantly better than this girl's ass. It's definitely smaller, but it's a regular human ass It's not a made but what are you talking about? That's not made. How do you know a hundred percent? That's just regular
Starting point is 00:30:06 Fat-ass put more flair into that god damn. It's moving two different directions Yeah, I'd love to be able to do that. You could if you were fake I was fake I would love to be able to move one cheek one way in the other cheek. Oh look at that It's like doing sign language Look at that. Wait, it looks like a muppet Mouth. This isn't Sexy Red, is it? No. It says Sexy Red under it. Where?
Starting point is 00:30:28 Oh, is that the song playing or something? Yeah. Oh, I got you. Can we see her pornography, please? I don't understand. She got a... That's pre and post tattoo? I guess so.
Starting point is 00:30:39 I like a tattoo on a black jacket. You think this girl all around, Bobby, is better than Doja Cat. I... That's crazy what you're saying. I'll tell you what I don't... You think so, Lou? I think they both stink.
Starting point is 00:30:53 But this one is substantially worse than Doja Cat. Worse? I don't think it's worse. I don't remember what she looks like. Doja Cat? It is a little big for me. It is a little big. Now seeing it, the other video, you really can't see it that well. It's just kind of running by. But seeing it now, it's a a little big for me. It is a little big. Now seeing it, the other video, you really can't see it that well.
Starting point is 00:31:06 It's just kind of running by. But seeing it now, it's a little too big for me. I just don't like a big ass. And I think Doja, her ass is made. I don't like the made look. Crazy. I like the god- I was on Jay's side, but now I think I'm on Bobby's side because I think she had a lift
Starting point is 00:31:21 or something weird going on there. Yeah, something weird. Okay. Not there. Oh, weird. That's shape-shaping. Eww, get that out something weird. Yeah, something weird. Okay, not there. That's oh weird. That's Look at the scars. I hate it. Look at the scars. They should have Oh my god, that's gross taking the other one buddy. The other one's way better. Thank you Jacob Lou you on my side. Plus the other one has a prettier face who loves longer hair Yeah, yes loves white girls.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Her ass is not on her body. That ass does not belong on her body. Totally. The other girl's ass is- Belongs on my face. Oh yeah. You can smell it, it smells like pennies and fucking blood. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:31:58 I don't like it. Oh, nice, yeah, you're out of your mind. No, you're out of your mind. You're crazy. Her body's hot. I got three people, I got four people in this room that agree with me Yep, that's one person with you black Lou and DJ Lou, you know Hey this I I switch because I saw on Jimmy Fallon and she's very something revealing and you see some kind of weird scars Like yeah, he looks on now. She had it made that's not her or a little is or something. Who are you picking?
Starting point is 00:32:25 I'm probably gonna pick the the OnlyFans model. Boom. Four against Uno. Wow. And the reason for all this is because Doja Cat's got fake things and the other girl is real, we're thinking? Yeah. I actually think she's just got a better shape. Better shape. More natural butt. She looks like she had basketballs injected into her ass cheeks, Jay. Yeah, she's gross.
Starting point is 00:32:48 I don't know what you're into this for. There's something up with this butt. It's not real. She had it made. You look at the side and the way it curves up. I'm not saying she's not hot, but there's something going on. Something.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Go for the OnlyFans girl. Yeah. She looks like Jason Tatum with a wig on. She outran an NFL player. Why do you do the V-ger hair? Yeah, give me her please. Give her over here. Let's get this.
Starting point is 00:33:10 She looks like fucking Niecy Nash. Yeah. Yeah, son. Oh, fuck that shit, son. Mia Mercy gets her big tits fucked by... Christine, I was reading that. I didn't do that. Christine...
Starting point is 00:33:23 It's the computer getting up there. Gets her big tits fucked hard by Benji's big cock Little okay, it's a little wordy for description. I'll let you know what's going on Benji's big cock is that Benji Hang on skip ad we're skipping ad we gotta go through the ad well we didn't get a subscription to this one unfortunately Here we go Skipping ad. We gotta go through the ad. Well, we didn't get a subscription to this one, unfortunately. Here we go. Yeah, that's a regular, that's not that big. It's not that big, dude.
Starting point is 00:33:50 That's a regular body. I don't hate her body at all. Nice bumhole. But that is a fake ass as well. I don't think so. Yes, absolutely, Bobby. It's not, I don't think it's fake. It is, though.
Starting point is 00:34:01 I don't think, can you Google if it's fake or not? Well, then it's a better job. It's a way better job. Sure. Oh, this is though. I don't think can you Google if it's fake or not? It's a better job to bet way better job sure. Oh, this is wild But it's where that she's just gyrating on a softie before I want to see your face because it's eight feet long It takes 20 minutes to get blood to it. You got to give the guy a second. I mean Fuckin so judgmental let him get into it. I mean he's looking at him He's looking at himself in the camera to buy their faces to what's coming out. I don't like that. That's the cream, dude I don't want the cream. What face is too... What's coming out? I don't like that. That's the cream, dude. I don't want the cream.
Starting point is 00:34:27 What's the cream? She's creaming. I don't like cream. Why is it cream? Because she's wet. Oh, you guys... So much when girls have sex, they get wet, Bobby. Yeah, I understand that, but it's not white.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Oh, on a black person it is. Oh, God. It looks like there's ice cream up there. Yeah, it's probably some lube. It's probably some... Oh, I don't... It's probably that Don't Get Me Pregnant juice. Oh Yeah, it's probably some lube. It's price. Oh, it's probably that don't get me pregnant juice Oh turn it off turn it off. Oh, what is that? I don't remember you guys behaving like that way to doji cat ever well
Starting point is 00:34:53 Can't wait to those fucking eyelashes go out of style What the fuck she was looking at the eyelashes? Yeah? Well she was looking at the eyelashes in the duvet hang on This is her taking big loads That's I mean her face is not my jam and her tits are good Yeah, it's our guess yeah, I'm back on the other side well It's not talking about we're talking about her, but we're talking and doji cats boobs We gotta get I bet there's one with her with fake boobs now. She looks like nisi Nash She does look like
Starting point is 00:35:27 Pretty I like her beautiful mouth So wait the Eagles player paid for this pig. Yes, Jesus Christ Jacob. Yeah He went to get a 50 yard pass. I think he came and he was like, this bitch looks like Niecy Nash. This ain't Doja Cat, I'm out. Is there any follow up? Did she get the money?
Starting point is 00:35:55 She does look like. She does deserve the money. She does look like. Niecy Nash. Is it possible, it looked like there were two girls because one was filming, but I'm like, is it possible that he thought he was just like, fucking a hoe, and then afterwards she was like, you owe me money, and he was like, fuck you, bitch, I'm leaving.
Starting point is 00:36:11 No, you just say fuck you bitch, I ain't paying you, you wouldn't be like, I'm out. No, I think she was, I think she was, I think she was like, she goes, honestly, I think you guys are probably gonna go about nine and eight this year, and then he was like, fuck you bitch, I'm out, and then he's crazy because that's crazy no but I read the thing because no Jacob because that's crazy but doesn't he say like 80 32 or some
Starting point is 00:36:35 some number which means I'm out of here or something like that howdy 5g it's on the video oh saying? And you can actually hear him say a number and then he runs out. I mean, she runs quick. Oh my God. Like, the second you started, it's like 80 something. I think, it just tells. And then he runs, like that's his code for a matty. Is that you or is that in the video?
Starting point is 00:36:59 I wish I could have got ahold of this guy and told him, like, dude, only stiff white Only only fans prostitutes Why would you do it? Look at this girl stems dude? You know, she's fucking track former track star He does say like He's here. We gotta hear it does act like he okay good Now we gotta wait for it to start all over again. Christine's getting so frustrated. Oh my god!
Starting point is 00:37:27 Just let it play through. It's fine. It's not that long. The other girl's not as fast. I bet the other girl's fat. 1838, that's it. And then he takes off! Like it's a code for... I thought he gave her $18.38 I think somebody in the comments said it means something.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Like that's what, I don't know though. 1838 seems to mean something. She can't really take action. Say 18. Look up what 1838 is. I just think that's hysterical. 38. I think it was the money.
Starting point is 00:38:03 1838. I think he was joking that he gave her money look up look up to reluis. Oh You know what it is I'm on Google it's saying it represents the concept of Karma. Oh really angel number 1838 Think about your actions next time and then he He goes, you shouldn't have sex for money. 1838. Philippians, 148. Just cast the best. 1838.
Starting point is 00:38:40 What a smart hooker lover. He's awesome. Go. That's what he runs in a 440. That's what he thought she ran in the 440. Then she dusted his ass. Did she catch him? Did they find out if she caught him? Well, we gotta look at, we gotta see.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Who's Terrell Lewis? What is he? Linebacker? Linebacker. Linebacker. He's the line, we're stacked at Linebacker? Linebacker. Linebacker. He's the line. We're stacked at Linebacker. This is an open deal.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Oh, so you don't know him. He's not a popular, he's not like a main player. I think he's picked up in the offseason this year probably and probably like just like a practice score. I don't know. I've never heard of him. Can you get arrested for not paying a hooker? No.
Starting point is 00:39:21 I don't think so. Doesn't this show, he's got tenacity though? Wouldn't you play him? No, it looks like if he gets an interception, he's going to get run down by a fucking girl on his way to the end zone. He's probably getting fucking cut. Yeah, he's going to get cut for that. They're probably going to give her a fucking 10 day contract.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Hey Mia, get out here. Let me see what you can do. She doesn't give up. The run. And, hup! 1838 Hell yeah, Terrell Lewis. Get it, girl. Get it, girl.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Um, I mean, there's so much going on here. I know I feel like we're attacking ladies so much, but... Fantastic, though. Um, 48 year difference. Bill Belichick and his new girlfriend. I know I feel like we're attacking ladies so much but... Fantastic though. What do you mean? 48 year difference. Bill Belichick and his new girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Is this confirmed? Yep. Christine said she's a philosopher. Like that's her title. Really? A modern day philosopher? 24? She's an entrepreneur. She's a cheerleader, entrepreneur and philosopher. Oh yeah. Wait is this? Justin Timberlake was wasted in drinking other people's drinks?
Starting point is 00:40:29 What's that clickbait? I love it. He got arrested for DUI. Did he? Yeah, he got arrested. JT? Yeah. Really?
Starting point is 00:40:40 Don't be so quick to walk away. Gonna drink and drive to the brick D. It's me. Don't be so quick to walk we Go to trick-and-trap It's me I'll get his Jew lawyer How do you know he's Jewish he was wasted before getting his DWI damn now He's got to go say the thing like it was a mistake and I'm Bama I look forward to seeing all of you at the garden and he's gonna spin and everyone's gonna cheer outside He told I'm trying to read it he told arresting officers He had just one martini and I followed my friends home while refusing three times to take the breathalyzer. Oh, he knew Who has one martini keep going told uh keep going
Starting point is 00:41:22 Who has one martini? Keep going, keep going. He was running. We cited for running a stop sign. The married dad of two was wearing all white Nike Air Force 1s, nice, crispy whites. And he attempted to pass the field sobriety test, which he failed miserably, the paper said. The cops who tamed him, you see graceful Justin Timberlake not walking a straight line because he can move.
Starting point is 00:41:44 They go, yeah, he goes, actually, I'd rather do the choreography to rock your body. Oh, man. OK, let me see. Do be-boop-be-boop-boop-wee. You're hammered. No, no, no. Break it down. How do you know it? How do you know it how do you know it I'm stone-sober
Starting point is 00:42:08 This is going to ruin the tour he whistled under his breath The cops pulled him over was too young to recognize the former boy band star How young do you have to be not recognized Justin Timberlake? This is an eight-year-old officer. Is he playing cop? It's a kid in a diaper and his dad's cop jacket. I'm playing cop That's nutty Michelle and Tim oh is that where we went really nice. I would love to just to really get arrested in front of me I Told y'all I'll wait for you and the biggest gay relationship with that fat guy. I'll wait for you. I'll keep this pussy warm Is it gonna ruin the tour no he doesn't dry you off no no oh yeah
Starting point is 00:42:54 Why oh you know what though he heard he does drive his own tour bus, which is weird. I just like the road Oh They isn't driving anyway, oh is that next week the Madison Square Garden show is it next Tuesday How many DW you get three DW eyes and then you get your license taken away right one is not a big deal, right I Think what I think it's all a big deal. Is it a big deal one pretty big deal? Yeah, they don't take your license away I think all times they will take your license away right away. Does it get suspended think so Look at the Amazon sensors full metal jacket artwork to remove iconic born to kill logo What that fucking sucks are they gonna leave the prostitute rape? They're gonna do that are they gonna leave it and then they're gonna have to take out the Gomer pile
Starting point is 00:43:47 Where he blows his brains out because it's affects people's mentalities. It's it's it's making light of Mental illness. I mean the poster is is the helmet. Yeah, so what are you putting on there now? That's blows All right born for war Born to forgive oh my lord that's by the way I see that other headline over there Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos reunite for they're the husband wife that are the good morning America right yeah we just and Kathy Lee show now Ryan's gone right do what rise doing something else right Ryan's doing another show. I don't know,
Starting point is 00:44:25 but I will say. I've even seen it on the mute with the volume low, walking through my house and just like, you know, something goes off a DVR and it's on that. They're so unlikable. What is the middle of this country want? Could you, could we change the middle of the country to not like this stuff? I don't think it's the middle of the country, is it? I think it's the big cities that love them. It's just so, it's just a rich husband and wife talking about rich husband and wife, so lame. Born a kid, oh so now it's just the... Just the peace sign?
Starting point is 00:44:58 Just the peace sign, Jesus Christ. We suck. The whole point of it is the contradiction. You fuckers. What's whole point of it is the contradiction. What the fuck is the point of this? Oh fuck off. You mad? Yes.
Starting point is 00:45:14 About the duality of man. It was Matthew Modine's hat. It was a whole speech. Ai ai ai. Fucking. They're protecting stupid people. Yeah. It's like I'm born to kill. Maybe I should join the military. Ay yi yi fucking they're protecting stupid people. Yeah Like I'm born to kill. Maybe I should join the military. Should I go to Vietnam?
Starting point is 00:45:32 Hate those shy motherfuckers I know it's weird that they can take him back the Zoc machine Jew by Jew by Jew the white man marches on. I don't know all the lyrics. Sounds like you do. My eyes have seen the Gloria. Sounds like you know them by heart. Really, if you take, it doesn't bother anybody if you take,
Starting point is 00:46:02 as long as you take out the N-word. The Jew by Jew by Jew doesn't bother anybody if you take as long as you take out the N word. The Jew by Jew by Jew doesn't bother anybody. Justin Timberlake was drinking other people's drinks. Ooh. Such a weird thing though. He also could have got COVID. Why would you be drinking other people's drinks if you're a millionaire? That's really drunk, man.
Starting point is 00:46:25 So stupid. Because it probably looks cool. He probably does a move where he spins over to them, takes their drink, and then slides back or something. I think everything he does is in dance. It's just his friend went to the bathroom. When he came back, Justin was drinking his friend's drink. So he was probably just out of his drink and just went to the bathroom drinking his drink.
Starting point is 00:46:39 He was too quick to walk away from his drink. I'm going to drink your drink while you take a pee You play this while they show I'm getting the the purple We're having a party man We're having a party man. Maybe my least favorite kind of music is buoyant, happy, individual man music. I think it's one of my favorites. I really think it's one of your favorites.
Starting point is 00:47:16 It is where we fucking do the Blue Angels split of our music taste. You like a nice, you like a boy telling you that the sun is out and it's going to be a good day. I hate this. This is actually in me somewhere. Can you... Can you...
Starting point is 00:47:34 Parry back between this and like... Hurt by Nine Inch Nails, which is which is more how I tend to go. There's no falsetto in mine. You don't like this? You do like it. You want to go see him, don't you? I do want to go see him. When he plays this song, you're not going to be... This is not now.
Starting point is 00:47:53 You're not going to be like this? I don't understand why anybody wants to play their bummers. Me and you will go. Jay likes Cry Me A River. Yeah. Or what goes around comes around. Yeah, you're like, ding, ding, ding, ding. You're like young fat girl songs.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Yes! Me and Christine like Hope. The whole concert you're gonna see me holding my own shoulders like I'm kissing? Yeah. I was there for a huge, I definitely wasn't an NSYNC fan, not a huge Justin Timberlake fan, but I bought his Live at Mass in Square Garden DVD. Back to Bobby. And it was so fun.
Starting point is 00:48:22 So. Back to Bobby. And it was so fun. So don't stop. Yeah, another line. Both of us are seeing each other. Keep talking. No matter where it goes. Nowhere to hide. Where to get it. Back to Jay. They hold for you. Try to kill it.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Back to Bobby. Nothing I can see but you when you dance, dance, dance. Yeah, I'm good creeping up on you, so just when you dance dance dance Good good creeping up on you so just dance dance dance Back to Jay Back to Bobby So just dance dance dance So just dance, dance, dance, I'm alive So just dance, dance, dance, I'm alive
Starting point is 00:49:08 So just dance, dance, dance, I'm alive So just dance, dance, dance, I'm alive So just dance, dance, dance, I'm alive So just dance, dance, dance, I'm alive So just dance, dance, dance, I'm alive So just dance, dance, dance, I'm alive So just dance, dance, dance, I'm alive So just dance, dance, dance, I'm alive
Starting point is 00:49:24 So just dance, dance, dance, I'm alive So just dance, dance, dance, I'm alive Back to Bobby. Play them both now. But you still can't help it all This is what inside Christine's head sounds like Yeah I'm just a kid Jesus I'm just a kid I'm just a kid And then it comes to you, Christine, Christine
Starting point is 00:49:57 Christine, Christine Where's the lint brush? Oh my god Where's the fucking lint brush? Why is the bed sheet not tucked in right? Right here Come on I saw that movie four times Which trolls? Trolls that's control that's from trolls
Starting point is 00:50:32 That's a movie. I see four times. I have a kid liked it. Yeah, but it was just one for him I'll go three about for me. Okay, who's on? Rambo, yeah, your song came on Music Rambo your song came on what do you watch it? Golf and Dance Really happy that he's like a fucking when is the concert when is the concert? It's next week. What day? 26th that's not helping Oh wait, is that Wednesday? I don't know. Yeah, hang on. I think he's doing two nights. I gotta look at it. I
Starting point is 00:51:02 Think it's Wednesday. You's wearing the same outfit right there that he got arrested in. We gotta go, dude. What is it, Wednesday? Wednesday. I'd love to see him. JT? I like JT.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Oh yeah, gotta go see JT. This is a Josh Eddermeyer's concert? Might be. Now. Now? No, would he like that? Yeah, Josh likes everything. Everything he sees, he comes back and goes, dude, this is the't would he like that? Yeah Everything he sees he comes back and goes dude. This is the band that I'm at this words like disciple of now
Starting point is 00:51:34 Guys, I'm now a disciple of tears for fear And then he just listen to it for like another week, and then he just moves on there next Know you're dealing with He's not as exciting as a, like, the concerts, at the Stones he kind of just stood there. He didn't. Flossing his teeth. Yeah, I didn't think, I would expect him to be way more into the concert.
Starting point is 00:51:55 I felt like we were more into the Stones than he was. No, that's Justin. In his slight defense. Justin is better at a concert than Josh? No. Justin, we had to stick in the aisle because he dances in a way that like. It's one particular concert. It's Tool, and it's the way he goes towards Tool. He just
Starting point is 00:52:07 goes to the farm in his head. He uh... He does the drumming and the... I would do Tuesday. I would do Tuesday or Wednesday. Next week. Wednesday's probably better for you. Wednesday's better for me next week. Yeah, I'd definitely go see my boy. JT? Yeah, we're all white too. You better dance. I will. Just dance, dance. We can go right after work. I get a fedora. We can go right after work next week. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Let's fucking do it. Let's do it, but you have to, I don't wanna see you being fucking sad. Me and you are gonna dance. How can I be sad at the Justin Timberlake concert? We're gonna dance. Unless he plays this song. No, the one that Christine has on.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Play mine. Ooh, ooh, that's the one where you kind of do a little... Oh yeah. I'm like, Christine, get me food. I'm hungry. I wish you would. Get me some food. Yeah! And vacuum the house once in a while.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Vacuum up the house. All my socks are furry. Where is he playing? MSG. Oh, is that? He'll sell out two nights at Madison Square. Yes! All my socks are furry. Where is he playing? MSG. Oh, is that? He'll sell out two nights at Madison Square. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Oh yeah. He's huge. He goes over generations of chicks. Good for him. He's like Dane. Because now people have raised their kids on the music they listened to when they were tweens. He's good though.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Get me a drink and go to the bathroom. Yeah. Man, the women's room at that concert is going to be a motherfucker. Me and Bobby, we can go fucking piss it every year and all seven times if we want probably that place. You want to go to the bathroom and just do stuff? There's going to be a lot of gay guys there. Oh my god. Me and you and then the other guys.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Yeah, let's have a smooch meter who gets the most smooches for men Welcome to every guy and poke your cheek point your cheek Every very guy walk by go right here right they went on me and see if any people kiss on your cheek Oh my god, look at that early odds low-rise skinny model body Look how much hotter she is in Britney Spears Look how much hotter she is than Britney Spears. Look at that. That was the whole video. He's crazy hot.
Starting point is 00:54:08 He's just sending that to Britney. How much tail has he gotten? So much tail. That's his wife, right? An insane amount. Yeah, Jessica Bale. He's insane. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Jessica Bale, she's hot, but she's got a little, she's got a dude, dude thing about her. She does. What? She's got a thick, she's got a thick dumper on her. She's got a, she's got a dude thing about her. She she's got a she got a thick dumper on her she got a she got a dude thing About it. She's kind of duty. Um she is hot though, but he's uh Yeah, and they're just getting older now also That's the thing JT is an older guy doing these dances. He's gotta be what 50
Starting point is 00:54:36 43 oh, yeah, he's only foot no way he's open that 43 Yes, he is who said it it was on the screen. Oh about the DUI? Okay. His age. He's young. Really? Is he younger than me? He's been born in 81. Yeah I mean he was in a boy band when he was like how come really young. He looks like he has a hair lip, but he doesn't Justin Bieber's 30 Jesus that video of Justin Davis. She's the video of Justin Bieber. It looked like he's blowing a guy. No Why'd you say like that because my my voice is? There's a video of him Somebody was taking any look like he was blowing this dude, and he came up, and his lips were all wet.
Starting point is 00:55:26 It was, he put it in the thing, I believe, in the thread, but it was weird. Like, he was down on the dude's dick. Peace? And he came up, and he kinda just looked at the camera, and his mouth was all wet. It was weird. Outdoors? No, it was at a party.
Starting point is 00:55:44 You were just sucking a guy off at a party. You can't see him, the dude's just to make ya, but I mean why would he be on his knees by a guy's peckah and then he comes up and his mouth is all wet. It was weird. Are we gonna go see Justin Timberlake, dude? Yeah, we'll go see him. Are we doing this?
Starting point is 00:56:04 Dude, yeah, we'll dance. Is his set listed posted by any chance? Let's see it. Good call, good call. If N'Sync comes out, I may have to try to get to this concert. Oh, they're not gonna, they wouldn't be, that wouldn't be on the set list.
Starting point is 00:56:16 If he doesn't sing the Troll song, I'm not going. There's no way. If he doesn't sing that song, I'm not going. He wouldn't sing his N'Sync songs? Yeah, he'll do some of them probably. They just might not come out. But it wouldn't, listen, I mean, if he's of them probably. They just might not come out. But it wouldn't... Listen, I mean, if he's done that already...
Starting point is 00:56:28 That's like a big deal. Is he singing the Troll song? Love Stoned is great. Let's see. I don't know what that is. Love Stoned, I don't know if I know that. Like I Love You, I don't know. My Love, I like that.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Technicolor, no idea. Sanctified, no idea.icolor, no idea. Sanctified, no idea. Infinity Sex, no idea. Future Sex, Love Son, I think maybe I know. Yeah, I think he'd know. Imagination, no idea. Drown. Ten songs in, finally. Cry Me a River.
Starting point is 00:56:57 Bringing Sexy Back, is that is that there? Not yet. No. Let the Groovin, my favorite drug. SeƱorita, Summer Love, fucking up the disco. Wait, now he goes let the groovin my favorite drug senorita summer love fucking up the disco. Wait now he goes in the next stage Play suit and tie Flame say something push your love girl until the end of time can't stop the feeling man What goes around comes around now? Let me tell you something
Starting point is 00:57:19 That I that's worth the price of the mish for this guy right here. I love that song Can't stop the feeling I'm in. Rocky body I'm in. Yeah. What does it mean different stages? There's going to be different stages. He moves around on the floor plan. Yeah he goes to different stages.
Starting point is 00:57:32 Exactly what it says. And then the floating stage. It's not on like one end of the. Different stages. He's going to be on top of us. No he's not at rock show where they just stay there and rock out. He's got to do different shit. He appears on top of a blocky and hangs at 45 degrees during the blocky.
Starting point is 00:57:40 He's going to be on top of us. He's going to be on top of us. No he's not at rock show where they just stay there and rock out. He's got to do different shit. He appears on top of a blocky and hangs at 45 degrees during the blocky. He's going to be on top of us. He's going to be on top of us. He's going to be on top of us. He's going to be on top of us. No, he's not at rock show where they just stay there and rock out. He's gotta do different shit. He appears on top of a blockie and hangs at 45 degrees during the bridge, then exits at 45 degrees upwards. No opener.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Shouted out Timberland who was at the show for his induction into the Songwriters Hall of Fame. Oh, oh, oh. There's no opener on that one. Is there no opener always? Probably not. What's Can't Stop the Feeling, what does it say on to that? With outro Good Times by Sheik. Good times, these are the good times.
Starting point is 00:58:15 That's giving me the chills, I love it. You guys all wanna go see JT next Wednesday? Are we gonna do a group outing to see JT? I don't know, like six songs I think, but I bet he's gonna put on a fucking show. That looks wild. Guys what do I do? Do I put in for CAA for fucking six tickies? Your daughter wants to go.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Does she? Yeah. Is she home? Is she off? I'll ask her. Isabel can come to that. Slappy slappy two, slappy two, a hobby do, something do, yeah. There's no catwalk for him to dance on? That's crazy. Christine, relax. There's a floating stage in the middle.
Starting point is 00:58:50 Yeah, it's kind of a similar style of dance because we grew up dancing together.

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