The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Gina's Got Talent (feat. Gina Brillon)

Episode Date: October 6, 2021

Gina Brillon joins The Bonfire and tells the gang about her experience making it to the finals of America's Got Talent!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the S...iruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. Got a text from Anderson this morning saying the verdict in the Ferguson case was coming in tonight and he was heading to St. Louis. The whites of Berbonites are in total panic, expecting riots and Clayton witches where the courthouses and right where my parents live.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Mom doesn't seem worried. We will see. Damn. Finally, random Andy. Random Andy getting into the big situations. Welcome back to the bonfire. Of course, we always have to give you some random Andy Cohen, random Andy, just from his journal, just learning about the guy.
Starting point is 00:00:49 It's probably not going to be a big deal, but you know me, I'm a worry warrior. It's faction talk 103 serious XM. I'm Dan Sartor. That's big Joke or sin who will be a helium and Portland October 14 through the 16th and then in Cleveland at hilarities, October 28th through the 30th big J comedy.com or Orlando. What? Why would you give my plugs? Were you? Because I was going to ramp up to our guest. This is too much plug though. It's a lot of things.
Starting point is 00:01:15 I have to say and then Dan is going to be and we don't have to do that. What would it be? It's weird. There's a guy on the guest too. Yeah, you're right. So just say Orlando real quick. Or land. Dan's going to be in Orlando this week in Friday and Saturday. Perfect. I don't know the whole thing. Just can't Bob you later. Um, I'm all fucked up on cupcakes. This is what happens. You're a sugar wound up. You are a child. I have a child. A child. A child. Our guest will be at the funny bone in Albany, October 8th and 9th.
Starting point is 00:01:40 And then at Keller's Comedy Imagine Club in Eury Pennsylvania, October 15th and 16th. and then at Keller's comedy, Magic Club in Eury Pennsylvania, October 15th and 16th, she's our champion of America's Got Talent. And our good friend, please welcome to the show, Gina Breone. Hi guys. Hi.
Starting point is 00:01:53 It's so crazy seeing you today, even I've known Gina, we became friends outside of comedy because 19 years ago, 18 years ago. So like that and that acting class. We took an act, we took a that acting class we took an act we took Yeah, we took an acting class together Joanna Bexon you guys were to you guys were fest be in the We were the the shirt your shirt is blue your shirt is blue. Yeah That was no we're Sean. I remember what was the comics name he passed away?
Starting point is 00:02:19 Yeah, it was Sean. I can't remember his last name, but he was the one I think like I think he heard me like make fun of his comedy before Or maybe maybe he did I don't whatever it was we never had words of any kind But we had the act one scene where we were arm wrestling and it was like and be like angry each other and he just goes I swear it was that but I'm we go and he goes they go go and he goes Hate you motherfucker like kind of like whisper to everyone hurt it and I just went So real she was like good good intensity show I think I think I doesn't like me for you Acting class doing a scene with a guy that really does hate you is funny because you're like
Starting point is 00:03:03 No, I have to act like I don't it doesn't bother me that like I know this isn't true like I I have to act like this I'm gonna do some flips on this one, but I had I had Teens of years before mom Gina, Briola go to corn concert Gina wearing cat suits and shit Now she's coming in with she had a peek at me all juiced if she had a beef it would have come through It would have come through the material with cats that you would have I'm not gonna Oh Foe show you folks show came out for the core we just went to a corn show And then just wore jeans
Starting point is 00:03:39 Freaking guy no no cats I wanted to find leather with some sort of hooks on it, but I couldn't do that. That was a size. That was pre going on tour with corn. So this is by tickets. Yeah. And this was, it was $100 a ticket. And I wanted, you know, mother-hand me.
Starting point is 00:03:58 So I'm like, I want everybody to go. People like, I can't afford $100 tickets. So I started buying like, I bought a bunch of tickets and people gave me back a little bit. But I was everyone's got to go about say what it was not some show where it really was. Yeah, where was it like Roseland? I miss Roseland Roseland was so great. It was just like original lineup completely like everything.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Which they were young still. Yeah, we went the other day because he was sick from COVID, but like he has to sit down a lot on stage now Jonathan Davis the lead singer the boom bop a booing is got to it. Just it does too much boom and bop a boom Yeah, too big bop a bop a bop a bop a bop a bop Well, do you know because I mean you guys have known each other for a long time, but Jay is I get all my America's got talent updates for him because he loves the show loves the show like I'm talking about for we've had the show on the air for six years. Yeah. I every year every year every season we talk about it. I watch every episode. Daniel so many people are watching. Stern
Starting point is 00:04:54 Stern got a big J into it. I think right. Were you into it before that? I watched before that. Okay. I was watch for but I watched I shouldn't say that actually before he was on it. He's person would talk about it all the time time so you don't even know if that's why I watch you other than it's like it comes on Summer time when there's nothing else. Yeah, I don't watch so I'm like oh, I can walk because I like the one I'm a big fan actually of like the Vegas style acts when they have those was they really cut back on this year I feel like it was too much singing now. It's too much. There was a lot, we were actually all saying that there's a remarkable amount of singers got through. We're like, there's a lot of singers.
Starting point is 00:05:29 There's so many singers for like a show that's like not taking a lot of things. There's so many of the singers show. You're supposed to have like a singer, you're supposed to have like a fast magic lady, and then you're supposed to have someone that can like eat carpet. Just some odd ball, tell me.
Starting point is 00:05:43 You're an odd ball shit, right? Oh yeah, just one that's a weird thing. It might be good. This guy can drink plastic and yeah, screen dancing. But yeah, but it's funny when I watch the comics, especially the comics I know, I'm just I just coaching from home. Yeah. So like I have like I'm like, I'm like, oh, fucking like, he's not gonna get that. So she gets nothing. She gets nothing. And you know, like Gary Veter used to go on the road with me and when he did A.G.T., Heidi Fuckett, stiff-armed him on a joke.
Starting point is 00:06:10 She said, I don't get why he was, what does it mean? I don't understand it. And he was like, I don't know. What, you know what I mean? Those were both very good in person. But even their balls, he just, he- Try to bring them in the room, you know? Even their ballsiest person, which is Simon,
Starting point is 00:06:24 still like, I couldn't even remember what the fuck it was. Josh blue said that he was like, you're a bit no to your you're like naughty. Yeah, a lot of that. I don't know. Clean. Yeah, I don't when he said that I was I was just as confused. I'm like, what did Josh say that was naughty? I don't understand. Yeah, that's that's we're so going through the process when you did the first when did shit get real when was it like you how many auditions did you do before you're like shit. We don't wait a line.
Starting point is 00:06:53 No, it's like last comic stand. Yeah, if you're if you're working already they kind of say you want to. Well, they had actually for like two years their producers were reaching out and we're like would you like to do an audition would you like to do an audition and I was like no because I don't like competition shows honestly I hate them for comics for comics going. Yeah. The stress is unbelievable. Also the variety show of comics like the most disadvantaged in the entire thing. And I'll explain why because somebody actually said it to me and it totally made sense why a comedian is never won. There was a producer. She said to me years ago the most totally made sense why a comedian is never won. There was a producer, she said to me years ago,
Starting point is 00:07:26 the most brilliant observation about why a comic would never win AGT and it's because a good comic makes it look effortless. And you're up against acrobatics and aerialists and magicians and you walk up and it's effortless. You just do what you do. Nobody sees the work you do behind the scenes. But also three minutes of comedy can't
Starting point is 00:07:44 garner you a standing ovation. No, but belting out the notes of a song well, even if you're not great, you can get a whole thing. I got a huge standing ovation. But I feel like two or two or three minutes of comedy is disdiceful because you can look like a brilliant comic in two minutes. And then when you're out to do more time, that's why you've seen certain, I feel like some comics that have auditioned
Starting point is 00:08:09 are like, I'm gonna make it through and they have about five minutes of material. And it's like, no, you're gonna be expected to do more. Well, am I wrong in saying, because I called this year, I was like, I feel like the audience at this point, like when it gets to a certain level, it's standing ovation, or not standing ovation only. There's no much, what's funny was, when you can see a few level, it's standing ovation or not standing ovation only.
Starting point is 00:08:25 There's no much. What's funny was when you can see a few people like undecided when it's emotional thing, but they were going to go and that was what that was a funny. I think Michael Winslow got one of those where he didn't really do very well like in the with the audience, but like they saw how much they are all giving in the respective like he's the guy and from police academy. So that's my sense of that watching like the middle. That was the first time it wasn't like an immediate because they know when they're gonna do it and they're like, all right, Max over and it's like
Starting point is 00:08:50 all uniform like they stand up and clap and then Michael wins about one more of the some of the people were like, oh we're doing this. Oh, we're jumping up. I thought it was a clear sit down. We're jumping up. We felt like he and he he talked about it in his, his little like movie thing they showed before his set. He was just a nervous wreck the whole time. Like just so anxious the entire time. I mean, we all were, but I felt like with him he was very verbal about just how nervous he was about every. Was he making a lot of noises?
Starting point is 00:09:18 Did I use a set? He's like, wee! Wee! He goes, I know what you guys see. Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee! I know what you guys are thinking, right? You're thinking I'm acting like a little bit of a Michael I'm sorry I swallow swords. I need to think about my
Starting point is 00:09:33 There was that danger act the guy with the um Oh, his name is Matt English dude. He had the a chain song. Yeah, I had to that give me a hard attack every time He did it. Did you did you get to witness Terry cruise backstage being surprised by little things? the chain song. Yeah. Yeah. I had to. Yeah. I had to give me a hard attack every time he did it. Did you? Did you get to witness Terry Crew's backstage being surprised by little things? Oh. He seemed to have said, oh man they're putting candy in.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Look at that. Like crap services. He just says nothing actually. He just says nothing actually. He just says nothing actually. He's like like a band's playing and he looks like the camera. He goes, that's music. He's informing you of what exists.
Starting point is 00:10:04 That's what I'm saying dude is hanging out with Terry Crew discovering stuff. That's got to be a fun day. Well, you see Terry for like three seconds backstage. It's like just before he goes on stage they are sharing backstage and then he goes on stage. But he's very friendly to us during that three seconds. I just found a magic. You left on a pocket on the inside of my jacket. Oh man. I really and in some of a bitch, the magicians, who I shined limb a couple of
Starting point is 00:10:30 years ago, unreal. Yeah, unreal. Motherfucker, it's good. I saw him in the airport and I was like a little girl. Wow. Hey, I really love your red hair. We're establishing the villain of the story. We are.
Starting point is 00:10:41 We're establishing the, we are because from the, I saw this through this guy's fucking crock of shit from the get-go. Did you really? From what? Okay, so let me ask. He, you could probably find it on the show when he came in and talked about it. First, first week. How did you see it? Because I feel like nobody saw through him in a lot of ways.
Starting point is 00:11:00 I feel like, no, I still think no. How did you see it? Because there was a couple people online that have commented like the same thing. Like he just, he feels, comes across as a phony, comes across as this. Like, what was it that treated for you? I'm so, yeah, answer this, because I just got to make sure he's a kid.
Starting point is 00:11:14 I don't know. It's again, it's the person to me. I said the worst person in the world to a friend is a buddy who got in trouble for like cheating or something and then keeps announcing publicly that he doesn't do stuff like that anymore. Yes. Do you get what I'm saying? Like it seems like he's making up for something every day when he starts his thing because
Starting point is 00:11:35 everything's like the day is too chill. It's a guy. You would never believe here's what you can't tell something to me. You can't tell something to me like because I go keep a camera in your house all week when you go shut the fuck up up there Like he makes us see my key never does that he goes every every step you can maybe is another miracle from God when I wake up in the morning After I've after I've beaten my wife I open she's learned her lesson. I open now. I open the dungeon door and I yell down the stairs. I say I Say if you didn't learn I'm gonna teach you again
Starting point is 00:12:14 this time Gonna be with a weapon the amount of moisture coming from your mouth. It's no one point. I hate it. It's a chic Anyways, it's your car. It's no one point. Is this your card? Anyways, is your car? Is this check your pockets? Oh, yeah. Oh, his last one was a managerie of what is it? What is it saying that piece of paper? Does it say you're allowed to eat? No, it doesn't. Then you stay down in the dungeon. Yeah, dude, that's all it was. He was all slurps. I say he's running out. He's running out. He's running out.
Starting point is 00:12:45 He's got no more family members to talk about. Well, that's kind of all. They push a certain side of everybody's story. Honestly, everybody has, they find out what your life is like. And then they ask you questions accordingly, because Tom Kotter said this to me. He said, you're in the interview longer than you're on stage. That's right. So they're pushing the story more than they're pushing the talent
Starting point is 00:13:08 They want you to have like a back story, but they pick their things and they I think at some point We were all like if we got to hear about how you adopted those kids We are not genius Paris we collected cans on You go to university Hands on them to put Gina through still up coming you go to the university Bob hope she's like I had the breastfeed my sisters because my mom has a work There's what he's selling You know what breastfeed her see there's
Starting point is 00:13:45 You guys want me to wake up my wife Little stinker comedy oh such I'm such a crazy magician that I take my sons food money And I lose it at the tracks, but I've learned my lesson Yeah, dude the fake the forced core is What just say a number for me at what point eight? That's the month that we got my first son That's the amount of nipples that we found on my daughter She's a Chinese river baby Due to anti-natal laws in China a lot of women were found in rivers and so I went fishing within that and I found my two daughters
Starting point is 00:14:34 I can the majors salmon and halibut Fish to mouth the river Disturbingly accurate Disturbing the clip of him. Yeah. Oh, God. He loves it. Did you, so when you're backstage, at what point does it become like the camaraderie become real? Because it's a giant fucking, it's a giant competition.
Starting point is 00:14:54 When does it get whittled down to where you're like seeing the same people? You starting to, uh. When we got to the top 10, honestly, like, because before then, it was like, Let's try a little of the show. You're gonna do a lot before that. There's a lot before that. And there's a lot of people that, like, because before that it was like- Let's try a little of the show, you're gonna do a lot before that. There's a lot before that, and there's a lot of people that,
Starting point is 00:15:07 like I remember even from my audition, we were filled in this room, they had us held up in this room and everybody wearing masks, and there was hundreds, hundreds of people just- Did you see some real fucking weirdos? It's like a bus stop. Oh yeah, there was like people dressed up in this- It's like a bus stop, you know what I can tell? So maybe dressed up in tin foil, it's like a bus stop. Oh yeah, there was like people dressed up in this bus stop. You're like a bus stop.
Starting point is 00:15:25 So maybe dressed up in tin foil. There's a shark person. Like, hey, it's not so much when he performs it's much of a scenario. He's like, what's up? He goes, you front here, he goes, no, same Lewis act. Yeah, he goes, oh, my brother's actually
Starting point is 00:15:39 from Cincinnati. That's pretty cool. So it's just meant to be a couple. Wait, there's an audition today? We're not today. So I'm trying to get up. Yeah, I'm going to do the shark thing. So I see you guys kick it here.
Starting point is 00:15:49 I'm like, I do a thing where I'm like, baby shark. There was a lady that just before I went up, just before I went up for my audition, like two people before me. She was dressed in all black. And she was playing some weird harp thing, awful, terribly. And I heard the first X. and it was so deafening. I was like, if they do that during my set, I'm going to full out ball.
Starting point is 00:16:12 I'm going to cry my eyes out. Well, they crushed, they crushed, what's his name? Could be here. They fucking bury, and the dude's, and the fact that someone's reaction was the thing, I've actually threatened and maybe hit somebody in my life over is going like Just trying to help out the show dude. It's like you think a jarring screeching noise when I have 40 seconds left
Starting point is 00:16:36 Yeah, 40 seconds to save it. It's like it's such an awful In your in your bones you see it in four of them extra All four of them, X to her, all four of them. I don't even think they showed it in this shit. Yeah, I didn't think I showed it. It was just the most deafening thing and just hearing it. I was like, please, anything, I said, I don't care if they say that I suck,
Starting point is 00:16:57 just anything but that sound during my set, anything but that. Because during comedy, you can't ignore that sound. Nothing drowns it out. Were you on that episode? Was it was the episode you were on when they got a career when they did it? No, they did. So, a few years episode was I think before mine was filmed for the I semi finals or something
Starting point is 00:17:19 like that. Well, it's because that night, I don't know if Simon was on one because he did not we did it him in the middle like that. I'll take that. Cause that, I don't know, Simon was on one because he did, not only did that him in the middle of that, he bagged on, he hit the X while these three dudes, now granted, it's a slow act, sure I will say that. But when they do the things, they do, they're pretty awesome. These three brothers.
Starting point is 00:17:35 All the Argentinian dudes, yeah. And so it's like, they do these crazy, like long set ups. These long set ups, but then eventually it's like a guy's like holding a man up in the air by his head and the other guy standing on his feet. So it's not, it's super dangerous. man up in the air by his head and the other guy standing on his feet So it's not super dangerous while they're doing that Simon's goes
Starting point is 00:17:47 It's not really growing this act is not really growing when it all goes you can't you almost kill the guy Yeah, the guy you see because all their motions are very like Like very slow and like method he's like Fasta, bad, uh, stonga. Did you, when you were there there, here the guys were talking about it. Yeah, those dudes there. So when you're like backstage and it's just hundreds of people,
Starting point is 00:18:16 are you like, what the fuck am I doing here? You know what? Not, I think not in that moment because I was trying so hard to control my nerves. I was literally just like, is that radio city, right? This, no, it was in Pasadena. So we went to the Pasadena. I think the Civic Center is something like that,
Starting point is 00:18:34 giant stage. And I was backstage just before going up and there's all these acts backstage. And all I kept thinking was just get through these two minutes, just get through the two minutes just get through the two minutes Just get through your set. Whatever happens. That's it. You did your set And you walk away knowing that you came here. You did the show. That's it. Whatever happens I just was I was like trying to think of just one step ahead as opposed to trying to think of so many steps ahead
Starting point is 00:19:00 Where I was making myself nervous. Yeah, I was like just get through your set. This is just a show. Treat it like it's just a show. Now I want you to check your pocket right there. Dude, even the thing is always like, no, you bring up a good word they're give. Mmm. You can all just give just a little bit. I want to give something my cool clothes. I want you to give somebody my cool clothes.
Starting point is 00:19:21 That was the dumbest shit. My cool clothes. No, that fucking dweeb kid came on stage. Like, you're cool clothes. He was like, I got a cool clothes. That was the dumbest shit. My cool clothes. No, like fucking dweeb kid came on stage. Like, you're cool clothes. He was like, I got a cool clothes. How you want my car heart jacket? You guys like tight fitting sweaters? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:34 For someone with a sunken chest. It hook a Roy's in season. You want some of my cool clothes? Aw. I mean, these cool clothes. Over there. Were there people, did you have other villains on the show? Were there people that you didn't like?
Starting point is 00:19:47 I'm gonna be honest with you. Everybody else I pretty much got along with. Like, I'm- Did he not get along with people? Come on, Gina. This is comics. Where's comics? We're just comics, we're just okay.
Starting point is 00:19:59 This is like a birthday with a woman. No one listens to this show. No one. Truck driver. I believe attempted friendship with everybody. Okay, I don't know who did or did not. I personally didn't take to it. I just didn't, I stayed away from him.
Starting point is 00:20:13 I mainly just stood to myself and talk to the people that I like to talk with because I was like, I don't, there was always something about his everything that bothered me. The guy said a baby and he's like, that's cool, he goes, I adopted because there's so many babies who need his, I'm feeling he's that guy. 100 he goes I adopted because there's so many babies who needs is a feeling He's that guy one hundred for you. Oh, I have rescue kids. Oh, that's pretty cool. You use a pussy puppy milk
Starting point is 00:20:33 To the point where like even some of the staff was like just kind of like Every time he talked because when I like my baby I can feel a heartbeat Like dude, she's face time. He's the answer Is it almost lunch break because I have to shit Every time I shit. I feel like I give birth to something else It's me get my negativity Sometimes what I'll do is I'll poop and then I'll dig through it and I got was this your number You guys the hepatitis I've got the hepatitis A over 14 times clean up some of this dude Oh wait, what's it? Is this your car? Look what it says solid
Starting point is 00:21:10 God knew I was gonna have a solid poop. I just when a guy doesn't even magic. It's pretty cool He does the uh, he does tricks words like I'm ripping up this picture. It's together again And it's like all those things where you're like he's not doing if his magic was holy shit besides that I would not have such a problem with it. It's a hundred percent And then it goes and then by the end day, which is like a three random numbers. That's the birth or the day that we adopted my other kid Now now Simon believes he's a chicken, and I won't let up. That's the rest of his life. I'm a wizard. I think there was one night where we all tried to just,
Starting point is 00:21:56 there was nobody that wasn't getting along. That was the thing. It was like, you just hung with the people you wanted to talk with, remember? Sure. I didn't care for him, but I wasn't like, a dick to him or anything. I was just like, hey, I'm gonna roll with these two
Starting point is 00:22:07 because I'd rather talk to them. I like the Gina Kick to wear like the secure old opera black girl. Just you and her out the brunch every day. Girl, what do you think you said? What do you think, how's life? She's like these white judges. She was a tripping girl.
Starting point is 00:22:22 I know she wouldn't, there's no reason for to win really the thing, but she she should maybe the most talented like proportionally for their age that I've ever seen in that show that I'll be honest with you still very much a little girl Yeah, that was the most rewarding thing was seeing her mom backstage with her and they were like playing cards And they were like doing kids stuff and she's she's very much still this little kid That's just like I'm just gonna go up and I'm gonna sing and I'm gonna have a good time and then I'm gonna leave Did you get me Cody Lee?
Starting point is 00:22:50 Not really because he was He was ushered in and then kind of ushered out of the champ. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah kicking whale Yeah, he can he's And then yeah the one when we watched a video of, he was the, America's Got Talent last season. Two seasons ago. But what's the girl he was singing with? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Leonel Lewis. Oh, he was singing with Leonel Lewis when? This is two seasons ago. And like, what's funny is, like, they just did the song together and she's looking at him when they're singing this duet together, where it's like, she's thinking about it. Really?
Starting point is 00:23:26 She's going like, she's like, straight and risky. And then as soon as it gets over and he goes right back to like, yeah, we're playing music. Like, she's like, oh my God, that's right. I like to care for him. You know what's funny about that?
Starting point is 00:23:38 He was, he was Gina talking about the waiting room. Oh yeah. When you're in a waiting room like that and then you see a kid like him and you're like, I don't wonder what superpower you have. That's something exactly, when you're in a waiting room like that and then you see a kid like Cam and you're like, I wonder what superpower you have. Something exactly. When you're back, I would have believed just much. Cody Lee is going to lift this entire theater. You know what I mean? I'm in the way. And he's just screeching and you go, all right, let's see what you got kid. Him and his mom's thing is so adorable. It's so good. He's remarkably
Starting point is 00:24:04 talented like one of those hard-working stories. I caught him episode one. Yeah. I caught him episode one. I was like, there's no, I mean, good luck. Yeah. Anybody else, it's over. But then again, that's what they were saying this year about acts like Jimmy.
Starting point is 00:24:15 They were saying that, like, that was what one of the things the show did where it was like, I felt like every week there were like, nobody's going to be this person. Nobody's going to be that person. Nobody can defeat. And it's like, no, no, it's this person. It's like first it was eight and then it was Jimmy then it was Brooke then it was like, you're not gonna beat this person.
Starting point is 00:24:31 It's just they try to throw you and we were all kind of like. They had a Native American girl who could sing and had black ass. Yeah. She was ready for the human red. Okay, my friend me and Brooke and Jimmy are actually we like have a text chain go in like Jimmy Jimmy Hurrah the the guy with the with a really high voice that sings. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's got mr. Glass hair
Starting point is 00:24:55 Yeah, but he sings is like a mother. Oh, he is incredible and me Brooke and him became like the three musketeers Really? Yeah, all three of us when we were always hanging always hang together and they would confuse me and Brooke all the time, which is ridiculous. We do not look alike. We were just both like the Brown and Bage girls on the show. So it got to the point. Close enough, I'll rape you. And Simon wants to see a tinkle.
Starting point is 00:25:20 I almost said I'm Brooke, I'm Jiggas. Whatever, Simon wants to wash some body. P. Yeah, the magician's got to get fed somebody. That old magic creeps asking to do a trick. So we got to give him some body. Oh my gosh. With love that's because he, I mean, he hates magic. Josh blew hates magic. I love magic. I just didn't like his magic. Look, same thing I said when I saw Chris Angel in Vegas, I was like, I thought I was gonna see him do all like the, hey, give me your cell phone. It's in this glass, because he would do that on TV.
Starting point is 00:25:54 It's in the beer bottle now. I just smacked your phone. It's in the beer. That's awesome. It wasn't that. His whole thing was like, look, it's Cirque du Soleil people, and then I'm over there. Look at there. You think it's me over there? Because I want a bird flies and maybe I'm over here now. Like a fucking bunny was also and it was also enough of a thing
Starting point is 00:26:16 where I think at least like well for sure not even I think it was done so bad that it was you couldn't even believe it's like well it's clearly just a bunch they have a bunch of people wearing like Chris angel wigs with similar bodies just like it's just not him every time and I'm here and that final one yet And then he's gonna come out of like you know like a no mad robe and I was here the whole time he goes you were only there This is the seventh time you've done this thing Well, Cirque de Soleil people dude trapeze shit man Chris our outrage is Crossoctus-alay people dude trapeze shit man Chris our outrage is Absolutely just a fun water. We pay for this one. I want you to scare people mine freak My should have no mind is not free. Yeah, you're not freaky at all. You're mind dull and then again anything I
Starting point is 00:26:58 I check out see danger acts. Yeah So listen where it requires aim and shit and they're genuinely doing it is pretty fucking scary I just never ever buy the fucking like and if I don't do that this chain saw is gonna swing loose and and chop me in half Yeah, we need more death. I just go in order for that trip. No, no, no Reality is never happening. You're like there's the same. You're at home. You're a home. You're like that's a union gig The odds are never happen. You're like, there's the same. You're just at home, you're at home, you're like, that's a union gig.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Anybody gets injured, they're fucking. Not a fucking chance. But at one time, the guy, it's one of the funniest videos, you have that the guy getting shot in the throat with the arrow. Oh my God. Please bring that up. That was two seasons ago. I can, no, I can.
Starting point is 00:27:40 It's so funny, is wife shoots him right in the throat. He's like, oh. Oh. That's tough. Well, let's take a break and come back. It's so funny is his wife shoots him right in the throat Well, let's take a break and come back we got to take one more break Like okay, and then we got Gene and Brione for the rest of the hour We are low make sure you check out Gina's special the floor is lava streaming on Amazon prime You have more than a special one special on prime. Yeah, I than one special on prime, don't you? Yeah, I have two. The Florida's lava and Pacificly speaking. Learn your brioche, dude. All right. Fine. How about you? Learning it hurts about her podcast, mess in progress, a homegirl's guide to self-help available on iTunes. All right. That one I wasn't aware of. Yeah. So I know about I know about the unmentioned Amazon Prime thing. The podcast news to me.
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