The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - He's Cool With It (feat. Joe DeRosa)

Episode Date: May 6, 2022

Joe DeRosa joins The Bonfire and the gang review the footage of Dave Chapelle being attacked on stage in Los Angeles at The Hollywood Bowl.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 ...months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@JoeDeRosaComedy www.JoeDeRosaInfo.com

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And now the bonfire with Big J. Ocerson and Dan Soder. It's the bonfire. The faction talk series XM103, Big J. Ocerson, Joe D'Arosa sitting in today for political prisoner, but he's here everybody through a live fee we were able to get him. He broke through he hacked into the main frame, he's through the system everybody. Hit your favorite, Dan Soder everyone. Dan Soder. Hello everyone. Hello everyone, it's Trim everyone's treating my hair Canada just really loving life
Starting point is 00:00:29 Yeah, everyone's been treating me real well Everyone is so nice. I have learned their ways And they are this is if you do not if you do not disarm all your nuclear weapons right now Something bad is gonna happen. Well your teams out of the NHL If you do not, if you do not disarm all your nuclear weapons right now, something bad is going to happen. Pull your teams out of the NHL. If you pull your teams out of the NHL, nothing bad will happen to know more black people in the NHL. Okay. One thing.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Black loom call them up. Pull them off. Pull off the dogs. This is awkward. Uh, this is awkward for me. This is like when you're banging a dude's wife, but he's cool with it. Hey Joe. Hey Joe. Oh, damn, me and Joe were just partying for you. God, here. Thanks for hanging out.
Starting point is 00:01:15 When we tell you all about, you know that, Jay and I had been watching you at the bar and we really liked your vibe. Yeah. Yeah. Dan, Dan, you come into the room. It's cool. It's cool, bro. I'm just getting a beer. You guys just fill it up. I'm a bullet-bim-jay. I'm just, I'm just filling some ice trays. Oh, you know what? I guess you guys want some while I'm over here. Oh, you guys do your thing. She's a great girl. Isn't she? All right. Listen. I go, you know what? Sometimes I like to watch them riff with other people. Dan was like, Tony Pineapple's dude. It's a lot of it.
Starting point is 00:01:49 It's a party, bro. Dan was here the whole show. He was just watching the first half. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, hey, guys, that was a pretty hot sash. Sometimes we're in, sometimes we're in just some real kinky shit. Would you cancel fantasies?
Starting point is 00:02:04 It's a shit. Um you cancel fantasies? Yeah. Shit. Shit. Shit. Dan, I want you to see this last one. It really was making us laugh. We went through a list of bands who have had their own video game based around them.
Starting point is 00:02:19 So far the most surprising. Well, journey was the most famous. What everyone kind of knows. That was at the flop of that game, which is funny where you're journey, you have to escape. Having sex with women and paparazzi and whatever to get to the next game where you can rock out. That's the commercial actually. There was a aerospace game where you essentially have a bazooka.
Starting point is 00:02:41 I remember that. That was an arcade game, wasn't it? Yeah, it was first. Yeah. Yeah, I remember that one. That was an arcade game, wasn't it? Yeah, it was first. Yeah. Yeah, I remember that. Michael Jackson's moonwalker. The biggest surprise so far was the 80s. I believe Gay synth band, Franky goes to Hollywood. Has their own game where it's like a, it's a very, like a murder mystery wrapped in you have to get,
Starting point is 00:03:02 it's also gay. It's like you have to earn several pleasure points. Then you can go into the room where you and another man spit at each other through a wall. I'm not exaggerating. Where that's the complete. Please go to the right up for Frankie goes to Hollywood game. Frankie goes to what was Frankie goes Hollywood song again?
Starting point is 00:03:19 Relax. Don't do. When you want to go. Relax. Relax. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah want to do it. Relax. Relax. Relax. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:27 So yeah, I think they're pretty good. When you want to go, boom, boom, boom, boom. When you want to come, when you want to come. Oh, you're right. I don't know. When do you want me to come? That's where the lyric was. Oh, yeah, totally.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. A live version of this song is included with your cassette for your Commodore 64 game. Now, the goal was pretty straightforward. You're in Liverpool trying to make your way to the pleasure dome. It's the getting there and it starts to sound ridiculous. In order to become a 100% real person, you complete a series of puzzles and mini games to collect pleasure points in the form of four attributes the band sang about love faith
Starting point is 00:04:07 And sex that is depicted by a ying yang of flying sperms While war is a while war is a condom When you earn these points the game reads Frankie gives you X more pleasure units the game involved collecting items like a Thirsty cat and a completely unrelated mini game Like two heads floating in a river spinning at each other through a wall Flowers to make a bunch You got a 97% rating in a UK game or magazine they knew they were ahead of us there They knew it back then. It's like hey man. You have something nice to gay people. We gotta get on this dude Yeah, did cocaine greenlets so many ideas in the 80s. Yeah, that's a wacky one dude two heads floating it's spitting in each other through a wall
Starting point is 00:04:55 I mean he's wrong. Oh, you don't get it you square So oh that's a nice game of river spits to be. So, oh, that's a nice game of River Spitz. Joe showed us that he has a Wu-Tang clan, Shaolin style fighting game. He actually has that game rules. Yeah, it was pretty good. But here's the next one. Jam Van Detta. Yeah, we talked about that one. We look at this. Look at this nut bag shit. Explore Peter Gabriel secret world. It takes it takes a lot of confidence to leave Genesis. It takes even more confidence to put out a game. Well, listen to this. Okay, so this is in promotion of his album Us. You remember us, the one nobody gave us shit about, right? What was what? No, us is the biggie. No, 92 is not, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Game of steam. No, the biggie is the one with sledgehammer and everything. Yeah, that's us. That didn't come out in 1992. No, this is what the game came out. No, it says in promotion of his 1992 LPS It's true. We've been 92 maybe it was That can't be right wait if that is for sledgehammered and then that's I understand why it's a video game
Starting point is 00:06:19 What a hit now that's gonna be us album a lot Oh, no, no, no, it's all on there. There you go. Steam. That's it. You had the right thing. Um, now this isn't, no, this isn't. See, okay, so this is what you're right.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Steam was the was the after hit. So you're right. It was and digging in the dirt was the other one. Um, and then of course, Jay kissed that frog. Everybody remembers that one classic. And I'm watching the washing of the water. What's the name of the one before this, though? What's the name of the big one?
Starting point is 00:06:52 That's gonna be crazy now. What a loop asshole he is. I mean, he really is. Peter Gabriel is just a goofy idiot. So that's what it was. So, so, did you picture the cover of so, except it said us, Peter Gabriel is just a goofy idiot. So that's what it was. So so did you picture the cover of so except it said us because that's exactly what I just
Starting point is 00:07:10 did. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Um, there we go. That's the one that their one's called up. He loves it. Okay. Let her title. So in 1993, Peter Gabriel assembled a game that really was ahead of its time. Peter Gabriel's secret world was more of a less and interactive compendium of everything Gabriel related. In promotion of his 1992 LPS, the game featured a number of scavenger hunts in many games that opened up exclusive content, which in retrospect was quite exciting at the time, given the lack of internet. Fans can enjoy a bevy of preload of music, which soundtrack to various puzzles and journeys And the videos took advantage of the new media players popping up in the computers around that time. Wow
Starting point is 00:07:51 It's a good game. Let's take a peek This is like when everyone enhanced CDs came out and it was like yeah, those like for Sega Saturn, wasn't it? Yeah, but like every music a CD was called Sega CD Yeah, but like every music a CD was called second CD. Yeah, but then every music city was enhanced You put it in your disk drive and like it would like have videos and shit on it They might have a Peter K. I was in a new ass hole to be around. I bet he sucks dick to be around Hey, actually, I'm doing this cool autistic thing. Do you want to see my cool autistic thing? I mean Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna go on a limb here. I bet you none of Genesis is really a walk in the park. Oh, man. Oh my God. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:30 The way the way Phil Collins curmudgingly yelled lyrics at me of songs, nobody wanted to hear for three hours was a nightmare. Get a rocket chair. Jesus Christ. This one sucks. I'm not gonna get a rocket chair. Jesus Christ, this one sucks. I'm gonna get a plane with this engine. A loot. There's bad concerts and then there's depressing. Look, to see a guy singing from a chair is so depressing. It was depressing.
Starting point is 00:08:58 The whole thing. You want to be uplifted when you're in, that was the opposite of uplifting. Yeah, absolutely. I don't want to watch you just give up. I'll stage before you came to that. By the way, this is what the scavenger hunt is, is you're finding clips of his exploration
Starting point is 00:09:10 through African music. Like this. Oh, fuck you, so hard. Oh, fucking. This is what all those guys did. David Burn did this, Paul Simon. All these guys got into like, they wanted to show how good they
Starting point is 00:09:25 were at world music. It's like, dude, nobody wants to hear this. Oh my god. I haven't heard music till I've heard the Maracas. Fuck right off. Fuck right off. He's still drummed, Dildo. I totally had Maracas in my house growing up. because of my house growing up. Yeah, you don't need more because I scared you straight. Yeah, Jacob said during the break that we have to get off this topic and we're stupid and we drone on and on. And he thinks that me and you don't have a good chemistry Joe, but that said, I do have another topic I want to talk about. No, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Jacob's a producer. He wants to move on. He says, it's stupid. No one thinks it's fun. Yeah, I he wants to move on he says it's stupid no one thinks it's fun Yeah, I guess we should move on. It's not listen He's the steers a ship and he knows what's right and we don't know what's right. I thought it was funny call me stupid Jacob says no fucking dumb as shit Dan won't want to talk about it. He started speaking for you Dan That part I heard
Starting point is 00:10:24 That part some reason I checked it on that moment now that part I heard that part. Some reason I checked it on that moment. Now, there was another subject I really wanted to, uh, I've been waiting to talk to you about, Dan, I spoke to you on the phone about it earlier because people probably have we not brought enough the chappelle getting attacked on stage thing at all yet. And uh, it is because I want to have we found that as there been any word of this guy. I know he's a rapper. The guy who attacked him. He's 23 year old man.
Starting point is 00:10:49 He's being held for, I believe felony assault for $30,000 bail is he gay. I don't know. I don't think he likes men's no more. Why why Jay do you think he likes men's no more. Why, Jay, do you think he's gay? Like what, what? Because we're a fuck, you know? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:10 I don't know if you're going to tackle someone on stage. I'll tell you exactly why. I don't have any idea why. Well, you know, look at him first. He looks nuts. Like he looks. He's got nail polish on. His hair's all in a wacky thing to do and it's
Starting point is 00:11:27 all broken off. So I'm not going to count that as a reason. But I look at now. It's open and always ready to receive Cox. Dude, that arm is broken. It's just limp. Yeah. It's just a game. Limpar. Yeah, he broke his wrist. He goes, now they always bent that way. Well, I don't know. I assumed he was gay. Maybe I'm wrong, but it doesn't matter. For what I was doing, he was gay in my mind. And then because it kept saying that after this happened, that should, like, not should, not should, but like the people, like his people, like, fuck this guy up. I guess why he so fucked up. They got some shots. It's a very similar J very similar to your situation and lawyers for Pennsylvania.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Yes. Yes. I was. Got the soldiers. Absolutely. But here's the thing. This guy didn't just get in like a tacked by a bunch of or that guy with a me got attacked by a bunch of people who just look like me and Lewis also. This guy with a me got attacked by a bunch of people who just look like me and Lewis also This guy got attacked by Dave Sheppell friends and camp so that's what I kept doing I was like asking him what happened the next day He's like son of a bitch Q tip kick me in the dick and then to lab quelly sock me in the cock Son of a bitch if I didn't wake if son of a bitch might have look up and Damon Wayne's was just giving me the food to business
Starting point is 00:12:45 Wait, if some of it's better than look up and Damon Wands was just giving me the food to business. He was, he was Eric Sermon had me in a, had a full Nelson ball. PMD worked on my guts. Yeah. Get over here, Tritch. I need you to beat up this gay guy. Okay. Oh, it's retired Chicago C cub Ryan Sandberg It's a reformed feeling chip of Jones
Starting point is 00:13:17 Dave should pal beat downs are fun you don't know who's gonna show up Michelle wolf spit Michelle wolf spit in my hair then gonna show up. Michelle Wolf spit Michelle Wolf spit in my hair then Jeff Ross was roasting me even before you knew it. Next thing I come to find out Buster rhymes is biting me on my back. It was a circus of the stars. Who honestly it was like a net gal it was like a net gal of taking an ass walking. Oh I got headbutt in my beak by Nas Most death hit me right my cocksucker It was a root-root hangry union of them dropping me out Most that gave me a shot right to the cocksucker I'm gonna be right top of you now. I'm gonna be right top of you now. Most definitely, I shot right to the cock sucker. I'm gonna be right top of you now.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Fuck. Normally when you get jumped, you don't know who it is, but here you're like a fan of everything. Yeah, oh no. Next thing I turn around, the lost boys. Remember the guys who sang that song, Renee? They were there One of the toss effect one of the toss effects boys
Starting point is 00:14:36 When he got tackled I mean they must have just like dragged if you watch the video They're like in the back of the Hollywood Bowl like in a VIP ass whooping section. What's a replica gun? By the way, yeah, I want to see the video yet at all. I have no idea. Oh, really? It's the TMZ. It's funny with that video. TMZ is going to have that voice one time when it's like a very sad story,
Starting point is 00:14:55 where it's going to be like, TMZ. And it's like this guy got shot in the chest. Yeah. Don't even say, I'm going to say, I get down. Dad in the no down room. Is there a replica? I mean, I feel dumb asking this. Is there a replica of a gun just to fake gun?
Starting point is 00:15:10 Is that all that? So what I'm saying is that a weird way to say a toy gun, maybe they don't want to say toy to down by God. I got you. Maybe it's good. Or I was gonna say, maybe it was, you could make a gun apparently in a fucking 3D printer. That's why I thought maybe it was saying something that.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Yeah, that's, yeah. It a it's actually a knife that looks like a gun. It might have been the case also. Well, you had a knife for sure. Got to play it. It's a it's a yeah, it's a toy version or it's like a fake version of a gun. It's not a real gun. A replica. Okay, of all weeks, you've held a site. He's going to perform in suits now. I know. Yeah. That's I think the DJ take was one of the most prolific producers that hip hop has ever presented.
Starting point is 00:15:57 The mighty man, Lil. Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for him hop history. It sounds like you said pop history. Look at the dude that fell down three times. I am going to kill them. Where they bleep the N word you think? No, that motherfucker. They're back there beating them.
Starting point is 00:16:41 All right, everybody join in. If you want the SNL cast from 1980 to 1987 you get the brother one. The dude that slips three times it's it's priceless. Yeah the guy came out he's like slid no base. He's trying to get back up he falls again. Oh son of a bitch. That man is Lord Jamar from Puncia Bump to get beat down famed brand newbie. That was f**king clumsy. He's back there getting stomped. Jesus, it's not killing. Where did that f**king come from? He's a great question.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Oh thank God John Stewart's out there. Oh guys don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It was a trans man. Oh boy. Did he say it was trans man? No he said a trans man. It's a trans man. He's a trans man. It was a trans man.
Starting point is 00:17:49 That's what I guarantee a lot of the papers were like. That's what they said. I've completely been operating under that idea as I said. Oh, this is it. Look. Goosh. That's wild though that he goes. He's back there getting stomped and he's serious I think I'll tell you what he saves The open field tackle at the end because I will say at first the coach is gonna be like why is he not wrapped? Like why is he why you moving why are you going back with him?
Starting point is 00:18:15 Yeah, did that guy got fucked up Next thing I knew Jamie Foxx was giving me a fucking Give me a chocolate band and mask on my eyes was giving me a fucking give me a chocolate band and mask on my eyes. I don't know. I got I got I was receiving a beating from two of the last living kings of comedy. Jamie Fox, get fucking Ray came in and gave me a dude to do right on my huh? I got I got a two piece and a biscuit from her Michael Che and Colin Joe. Dude, please do Michelle Wolf coming out to help the situation.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Hold them up. I hold them up. I want my shot. She's like the Johnny thing. She like holds them up. You know, you're messing with. I didn't look to why that's correspondence dinner. I was hoping you were going to say that.
Starting point is 00:19:07 You're going to be deserves no mercy. Is there a problem, Mr. Lawrence? Is there a problem, Mr. Shapiro? No, there's not a problem, Michelle. Look at me. Sweet to the leg. You got a problem with that. I am your sweet relief. I am death. But here's my question. Is that, I mean, what happens now? Like, is the beating the guy, I'm really asking this, is the beating the guy took like in any way justifiable. Can you justify that is or does this guy now have a chance to sue them and be like this was like a this is like excessive force
Starting point is 00:19:51 and we're sure sure. Yeah. I'm sure he'll try to imagine right. It's like a police. It's like when a police beating goes too far. Something right. I'm sure I get some lawsuits and he is a rapper. Apparently, he made a diss track about Dave Chappelle. We talk best on a Wait really? Yeah, but they but it's removed from everything But his music is still out there Lewis didn't want to play his music because he was like We're we were operating the arguing we were having the argument the bait on Legionist ganks was I was this guy's out of his fucking tree the guy who did this whether it's off medication needs medication or should be hospitalized, Lewis was more in the camp of this is a he's doing this to pump up his music and get a singing I go, but I almost argue you got to be a little
Starting point is 00:20:34 that's a that's a pretty nutty way to go about doing that. So I don't know, I think this guy's like Lewis to want to play his music because he was like this guy's exactly what he's trying to do, but I would hear his music for sure. No, I want to hear it. Can we listen to it? I want to hear Can we pop the band pump it up? Why you why you pump and jump in maybe Rules what a new favorite artist yeah, you're like by the way It ends with shiipal introducing him on SNL
Starting point is 00:21:04 Yeah, to give by the way to give Lewis credit also the thing he said he goes, it's hip hop though too, you know, if it's like good, it's good. So like, he won't be able to hide it if I'm like, fuck this guy and you go, ah damn it. It's nice to have this thump, nice thump on that thing.
Starting point is 00:21:21 I'm excited to hear this. What's his name? Uh, fuck. You just- You just- You just- You just- No name, trap or go-
Starting point is 00:21:32 I think I have him right here. Hang on. I'm not gay no more. Yeah, that's him. Oh, he is good. Oh, that's that guy. I'm not gay no more. Yeah, that's him.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Oh, he is good. Oh, that's that guy. I'm not gay no more. Yeah, that's him. Oh, he is good. Oh, that's that guy. I'm so bored! I'm so all I'm women! W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W- God damn it. I hate high hat rap. I hate high hat rap so much rap. I hate high hat rap so much. That sucks. You're the one with the most Rapbo's and rainbows and tambalaya. Apparently he has a song called Dave Chappelle, but I don't see that here. Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Dave Chappelle. He's a verified artist. You're a verified artist. Yeah, they know he exists for sure now. This actually doesn't sound that bad to me this song I'll go like some guys you guys heard your accent You guys heard your accent You guys see this guy's team, front of the sky Joe's gonna pay this guy's legal fees
Starting point is 00:23:34 I'll tell you what, I like him And I'm not apologizing for it And I don't have a problem with what he did And I'll say it. And all the amount of time she's on stage, you probably shushed up the show. Yeah. He's like, all right, guys, I'm ready for this
Starting point is 00:23:52 in the wrap-up. Yeah, bow! Yeah. What if he just hit it because he really didn't want Black Start or what if he really didn't want Black Start or what night? He's gonna be the fucking death of the way I own him goes. All right, guys, well, there's a good Jaina time! Oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Dude, I don't know if you've watched recently. Can we please watch a goop goop wherever that can't go? Sure. It's more than bread, bud. Of course, dude, why not? I'm a West. Absolutely. I mean, it, it, Dan's in Canada.
Starting point is 00:24:21 It's, we need to cheer Dan up. He's been stuck in Canada for well beyond the shows. Yeah, we gotta say it. It's, we need to cheer Dan up. He's been stuck in Canada for well beyond the shows. Yeah, I'm gonna say again. What's the guy say again? Gaboo. Gaboo. G-A-P-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O- Drill us lose the eye Smothers dead bud I have no idea how to find this video what Derek Frost Darren Frost
Starting point is 00:25:00 Frost Daring D.A.R.R.R. Ian he's a sweetheart, dude Darren such a good guy. Oh You. Darren D. A. R. R. Ian. He's a sweetheart, dude. Darren is such a good guy. Oh, you know this guy. Yeah. He told me that the video. He told me. Oh. I didn't know that. Jay brought it back. Go. He was on serious at one point. I don't know if he still is somewhere in Canada yet a show. Oh He's gonna eat that's right that part of it that part of it remember Come on my god god damn it's so funny. Gubble. Gubble Now go back go back stop pause pause and pause it. Yeah, you got you got not the whole wait We start talking to the guy. It's just the best because he goes you know, I got to think when I choose your adventure we go or I fuck you
Starting point is 00:25:49 Mata Watch your pay watch your flip the page 69. I fucking beg your mom because I don't think you've watched the show so far. It's because no shoes, your own adventure story. If you could earn $85, turn down my fuck to your brother. And you don't want to know when she was pretty my ear. You don't want to know when she was pretty my ear. You don't want to know when she's pretty my hair? You know what? What? What?
Starting point is 00:26:47 What? It's killing. He has no idea. He is killing. He is killing. He is killing. It makes it so much better than it's going so well, dude. This is what I know where.
Starting point is 00:27:02 It seems like a real, like, pretty heavy swing for what you thought was gonna be a jab And I fucked your mother so that when the crowd gets on board with it. He's feeling good He's like, oh, they like the mother stuff. You don't even find out when I did do it on that He was getting ready to shoulder shimmy dance in a second. Oh Damn That's a good stuff right there. You wanted his head. Damn. Jesus Christ, dude. That made me cry. Here.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Go back a couple of seconds. My turn to pay you $85,000. You heard that? I don't trust you. I don't trust you. I don't trust you. I don't trust you. I don't trust you.
Starting point is 00:27:39 I don't trust you. You don't want to know what you whisper in my ear. Go back. My ears. My ears. My ears. My ears. You don't want to know what you whisper in my ear. Oh! What was that? Oh! What was that? You guys. If that's...
Starting point is 00:27:51 Cunt doesn't get kicked out. What's that? Dude, it's the best. I never got a salt. Cunt? Yeah, that is a salt. Cunt. Yeah, that is assault
Starting point is 00:28:11 That's a respect That guy gonna get the fuck out of here right now or I will call the police Because that's assault Pardon me? That is assault Pardon me? It is a great response to that. I've never heard that before. Pause that. Pardon me. Pardon me.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Pardon me. Because that is a salt cut. Pardon me. Yeah. It goes from him crushing to this lady owning him. I mean, yeah, the night news now. Yeah. Yeah, he goes, he has a part of me, she goes, shut the fuck up next time.
Starting point is 00:28:49 And nobody's got his back anymore. No, I think she's got his back. I think she's on his side. She's on his side. Oh, on stage, yeah, she's on his side on stage for sure. Oh wait, who's talking about, because you gotta hear the other guys, the other guys in the middle of the world.
Starting point is 00:29:04 His mother's dead bud, have a little respect. And she's like, why don't you guys shut up next time? And he's like, oh, I thought that was a little yelling at him. Like, just now, like, just now. Let's go back, watch. But go back when he says, Kant is my favorite, what the guy says right now, afterwards. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:21 That guy, the police, because that's a soul. Pardon me? That's a soul. Pardon me? That is a soul. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm gonna be a fucking monkey. He helps shit up. Does not know what show works. Like I knew his mother passed away. He'll be a fucking monkey. He'll shit up. That's not what show works
Starting point is 00:29:47 But I knew his mother passed away By the way that was he should he put a bit of a vocal comment there he goes like I knew his mother passed away That's why I said it. I know I know it does sound like that's what he's insinuating He was like I knew his mother passed away. That's why I said I fucked her Jesus Christ. I know. You're a see though to nail it right on the fucking stomach is so funny. I mean, that guy definitely played a little minor pro. Dude, he just one time that was a. Yeah, that was side-armed, man. His knuckles hit there on that one. Yeah, that was crazy. It comes in. I mean, at a state, here's the stage isn't super high man,
Starting point is 00:30:29 that thing was coming firing at him. What club is he at? Yuck yucks. One of the yuck yucks. Oh, that was cool. Yeah, okay. Holy shit. That's actually a pretty big club chain up here, Joe.
Starting point is 00:30:43 I work all the yuck yucks now. I'm a Canadian. Oh my yuck. Yeah, I am. I don't know. Yeah. Are you in? Are you in at the nest? I'll put the word in for you at the nest. But I'm supposed to be working with Reg Lamar up there. Oh, down there in Manitoba. And then there's Johnny Rouge that I'm working with up in Quebec City. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. My name is Rick Bronson. Yeah. Oh, God. I don't know which Bronson has the Edmonton club.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Still. You got to go Bronson and Bronson. But I'll tell you that. I'm not going to be the this week. It's a yeah, we took that one off the books because we can't we we need me and Danny back in studios. We can't have this happening twice. If you play a little acoustic. Yes, I was going to tell you why about it and just say I had COVID and I was like, I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to be honest. I can't fucking risk not being able to come back. Yeah, no, Jesus people are animals up there. They'll throw a fucking glass at a guy for saying simply, he fucked his mom. Yeah, I mean, what is that?
Starting point is 00:31:54 God, that's Jesus. Great. I mean God, what's going on in this country? God, what a great fucking origin of a word. He was, Dad, why do you always say God, Bull? That's a big pizza or God, Bull, it's late. I'm like, Oh, well, that's funny. That comes from a. Actually got hit. Uh, it's like, it's like forced
Starting point is 00:32:17 enemy. That's like, that's like, yeah, it's like Donnie Brasco. What has God, Bull me? I know. Sometimes it means look at that girl, God, know. Sometimes it means, look at that girl, go bull. Sometimes it means turn to page 85 and fuck your mom. Go bull. Sometimes it just means go bull. No. Sometimes go bull is just go bull, am I right?
Starting point is 00:32:39 You have a bed name before, go bull. And were you the one that said, whoever said it is so right, the unsheating of the ice, like here, the ice gets thrown out. That's the best thing as far as shit. Boom. Because it sounds like you're like, what is that noise?
Starting point is 00:32:56 Kaboom. By the way, it seems like after that shfing that you should hear now, almost in your mind, you go, no, no, no, no, no. You know what, that, this video, like 15 years from now, and I'm working a funny bone, and I say something, and someone goes to do that, I'm gonna just have that noise.
Starting point is 00:33:12 So on the, on sheaths, they throw it, I just catch it. Like, no gobbles today, Mark. No, we stop serving gobbles years ago. Yeah. Looks like there's no good, but it's like this town's all dried up on the bull. Sorry, boys, the bulls off the menu.
Starting point is 00:33:35 We have to do two more reads. We have to take a break and we will come right back then. You're going to hang right? We're not going to have two minutes when we come back, I think, but we will be right back. Everybody were hanging hang right. We're all gonna have two minutes when we come back I think but We will be right back everybody we're hanging out with Joe the Rose 174 Rivington is where Joey Rose is also Joseph what's your website Joe? Joey Rose's website is Joey Rose is NYC.com. You can get all our info there are
Starting point is 00:34:07 Then comedy comedy tickets available Joe the Rosa info. I'll be in Houston for the come and take it. Fest 19th and 22nd and then Austin for the Creek and Cave, the 20th and 21st. So come, come out if you're in Texas. Oh, what's up with the merch for Jolly Roses? I need some Jolly Roses sandwich shirts. It's coming real soon, friend. Dan Sonor, I come for all his dates. He's going to be alive and well back in the state soon so you can fight him in the Tampa to 19 to the 21st you can check me out St Antonio Phoenix coming up very soon two weeks so get tickets for those
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