The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Hits & Misses with Yamaneika

Episode Date: January 16, 2025

Comedian Yamaneika Saunders comes into the studio like a hurricane as she tries to say kind words about Zac Amico. When she calms down, she kisses Bobby and tells Jay she would have sex with him. Yamaneika has a new special on YouTube that the guys can't say the title of. She addresses both her departure from SiriusXM and her past problem with Doug Stanhope. Before her time is up, she thoroughly critiques Bobby's lack of style although she is wearing a onesie. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly We're back everybody One of my favorite songs Thank You Jay. Thank you Jay. I knew I had it. Thank you very much. Thank you Paco Black Lou. Thank you very much gloves off clap Gloves off clap. Whooves off clap, woo! Ripped him off to clap for you right there.

That was fantastic radioing, my friend. I learned from the best. Alright, we're back! That was good. We're back, baby. This guy's documentary was great too, did you see that? Is there a documentary? There was a little documentary on him they did when he

transitioned into a female. Yeah, and then God killed him. God God does take them early God does take them early if you want to make if you want to live your life to the fullest He will take you early. Yeah, she's an angel now taking off your penis takes I think about 70 years off your life. Yeah 70 years off your life about 70 years off your life. Yeah, 70 years off your life. Yamanika! Nope. Oh, it's Jacob.

Nope, that's Jacob. I know Yamanika's on her way. Is she coming, is she here? She's gonna be here. Christine? She said 6.15, so hopefully they're coming soon. That's good, so probably just in time to show to be over, almost.

Nope, she's got a new special out. She has a new special out. Shot at the Pussycat Lounge, where I play every Tuesday night. Ooh. And it's called white and I What's it called and and star GGA? That's not I don't know what that means black Lou. I don't know what this means. I don't know what it means someone I thought you might know what it meant there for a second when DJ Lou didn't turn your microphone on I mean

See that microphone was on there for a second when DJ Luton turned your microphone on. I mean... See that? The microphone wasn't on there for a second. Whoa, what's going on? Let's wait for her to come in. What, you intro or when she comes in? Okay, well, why don't you do it? You know what? You are good at it. I'm great, but you're getting better. I know, but I don't want to.

You need the work. And by the way, you might have to do the intro five, six times, Bobby. Who knows? Who cares? It doesn't even matter. She'll have the patience for that. No, no, no. But as long as you get the name of the special out there...

I can't. What do you mean you can't? I... It's white. No, it's contextual. It's fine. I can't. No, it's totally fine. I talked to, like, four black people on the way here. You did?

Yeah, and they were like, it's fine if it's in that kind of context. It's called White N Guh, which I believe is French for white scrambled eggs. Mm-hmm. Yeah? No. No?

No, I think it's white. This is the last time you've been to church, my nigga. Woo! Hang on, ready? Help me out here, DJ Lou. It's called White. He can't time it like that. This is the last time you've been to church, my nigga. White? Not only can he not, out here Joe DJ Lou it's called white he can't time it like that church white

not only can he not I would suggest that we not have a drop that's just the n-word in different ways I mean I'd see a purpose for it I see where it would have come into comedic play a lot but it's just it's not on the board what if a serious hits one comes in here so it's not on the board. What if Sirius Hits One comes in here and starts whacking the wrong button? They're off the air. It's, yeah, it's shot at the Pussycat Lounge. It looks great, Pussycat, I mean, really. Pussycat Lounge looks great on film.

I know, I've seen it 77,000 times. How? Because everyone does a special there now. No, the Pussycat Lounge. Oh, the Pussycat upstairs, upstairs. No, you're talking the Village Underground. Yes, Village Underground. And the first person to ever do a special at the Village Underground, the Pussycat Lounge. Oh, the Pussy Upstairs. No, you're talking the Village Underground. Yes, Village Underground. First person to ever do a special

at the Village Underground, do you know? You. Bingo. Not the last. Not the last. Not the last by far. It looks good, I mean, there's a far, the only thing is, I like the comedy cellar in the window is kinda sexy, I would've shut the TV off.

You know what I mean? What TV? That's a TV, the Comedy Cellar sign. It is? Yeah, it's a TV, it's just a TV. Yeah, that's... Yeah. I thought it was glass.

Nope, they used to make them, they used to have, the original one, I think it's still down in the room, and they made another original one for Vegas and the Village Underground, but then they just, the TV looks exactly the same on, while you're up there. So this is the Moroccan Lounge. That's the Moroccan Lounge, 80 cedar, little balcony up top, it's one of my favorite rooms

in the city. I used to run karaoke in there. Every Monday. I know, I remember that. Every Monday night. Buddy, that lounge was, I remember going in there. It was fucking great at the end of the night. I know. It was an awesome lounge. It was better before, when we used to just go to it, go to it as fans was better finger chicks upstairs and that thing the finger and balcony

The finger balcony. Yeah So dirty and those days are over it was so dark Oh, well, you already knew you were sitting on Artie Fuqua's come somewhere up there So you might as well just fucking start you just just accept it, dude So when I was a when I was the Faygo explosion at the St. Clown Posse festival, after a while you're just like, I'm covered in soda dude, it is what it is. I guess I got Artie's come on me, whatever,

I'm trying to make out with this fucking portly chick from Illinois or wherever. It was Artie or Sherrod or Godfrey's jizz up there on a pillow. Yeah, that was a great time, because they used to stay open after the shows. So we do these shows until like, what, two? And then you find the straggling chicks.

Find the weak one with a limp, a hair lip, or a dead tooth. You really didn't even have to much. After all, Artie Foquah was the best at just going, every one that seemed attractive, get over it. The problem with Artie is he drew no lines. He's also like, come on girls, bring your boyfriends and their friends. Yeah.

You know it was crazy to know. He's already over thinking about it. He's already just worried about one girl, and then everybody else is there with, like, entertaining girls with their boyfriends. Yeah, Will had a, remember, Willie would have a harem around him all the time. I know, but his wiener never left his pants.

Never, ever hooked up with any of them. I know. Crazy. That's what Patrice used to say. He would come home and see, and see two fat ass naked black chicks like corn rowing Will's hair. And then he would just hug them and they'd go home after they corn rowed his hair.

Fucking weirdest thing ever. He's like, why are they naked? It didn't matter. He's like, why aren't you fucking them? He's like, oh no, my friends. Excuse me. Excuse me. My friends.

Oh, those are my friends. Aba, aba. Why you, why you, why you get upset my naked friends? Aldo Beny lived with him. You know Aldo Beny? Sure. He lived with Patrice and Will for a while. And I remember I went over there in the morning one day, me and Patrice would go and say,

and he would go to Al's room every morning and tap on the door and open it up. People would come in and he'd open up and he goes, yo Al, seriously man, you should quit the business. And Al would laugh and be like, I know you think I'm kidding, I do this every morning, but you're not gonna make it, you don't got it. He'd be like, all right, I'll be back tomorrow. And he'd just do that every morning. Al, Al, you, Dane Cook, I will say,

you guys had a handsome crew. You had a good laying out pussy crew there in the early days. I don't know what everybody looked like at that time exactly. Maybe it wasn't like, you know, Dane may have found his look. Dane found his look. Through time, but Al DelBene, I remember being a decent-looking guy,

always a good-looking guy, and then he looks like he's aged almost handsomer. Yeah, he's a good-looking guy. Like, he looks better now. The only thingomer. Yeah, he's a good looking guy. Like he looks better now. The only thing that was wrong with Al and Dane fixed it for him. His teeth, right?

Yeah, he had shredded wheat teeth. Yeah. You know, and Dane hooked him up, he had beautiful teeth. Al, out of all of us, the chicks liked him for some reason. Aging good. But he liked weird chicks, man. He liked hippie, smelly chicks.

Was he married for a minute? He's married now. He is married. I think by the time I met him, he may have already been married. He said fuck it, moved back to Australia. He's kind of a thing in Australia, which I'm happy for him. I don't remember Al Delmeny too much. Oh, hey! There she is.

No, he's sending you the wrong way. No, over this way. Well, you know, I'm fucked up. Come over here. Next to me, baby. I do what I do wrong, you know. My love, what's going on with you? I am not.

All right, ladies and gentlemen. I'm so excited. You've been excited for this intro for a while. I've been excited for a while. I am... And you said to me earlier, you've been looking for an excuse to get this off your chest. Yes. Yeah, yeah, Bobby, go ahead.

Intro, promotion, plugs, please. Why is this so difficult for you? You sit you introduced her special 75 times before she walked in the door Bobby Mesmerizing you are you guys right now? Everybody loves her. I love her Jay loves her and you love her We got to hear in the studio on the bonfire, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta check out her new special, Bobby, do it right. Her new special, White People Are Different. No, no, no.

And if you watch it, there is another title, so you ain't gotta go in word heavy. What's the other title? You have to watch it, that's the thing. If white people are nervous about saying it, I give you a thing to say, but you have to watch the special. I watched it. nervous about saying it, I give you a thing to say, but you have to watch the special. I watched it.

If you say it. I watched it. Oh, so you can just sell it however you want then. Bob watched it. Yeah, but don't say it, because you know it. He doesn't know. I want them to know it. He does know it.

It's real. No, he hit, no, no, no, no. He hit me. He hit me. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched it. I watched it.

I sent it directly to him. No, I smacked her in the fucking face. Yeah, you know, Bobby, Bobby wear progressives. You know what I'm saying? You gotta send blind niggas immediately. You gotta send them the shit you want them to see. Ain't no Google type of this shit for blind nigga.

Not at all. Let me say this before we get started. What? It was on my spirit. I wanna say something to- Fuck, are you wearing Christmas pajamas? It's one degree outside. And it's only one degree to me because my vagina is hot.

Okay, thank you. You see when you get black people walkin' here, turn the fuckin' lights on, Christine, come on. We have to or we won't see you on the video. What nigga, I barely saw you. And I don't really want them to see me like that, I'm going through it. Paco.

What are you going through? Just it. But... What's it? Don't let me do my thing. Bobby, you know what it is. All right, go ahead, baby. Do your thing. I want to say a special thing.

It was, I was like, should I not say it? Should I say it? Should I text this person? Should I not text this person? What I'm about to say to somebody, I don't want, this is not no controversy. This ain't me trying to be no bitch. I want to send some special love out to Zach Amico, Somebody I guess I don't want this is not no controversy. This ain't me trying to be no bitch

I want to send some special love out to Zach Amiko cuz he was he's been on my spirit, right? And when I saw Zach I'm not kidding you mama. I didn't I laugh I Laughed did you get high? No, no, don't do that to me What? No, no, don't do that to me. What, he, he, Zach, no, no, no. I don't know what the fuck.

I've known Zach for a long time. He's a great kid, sweet kid, beautiful person. I mean, a fucking beautiful person inside. Let's not entertain him with this largeness that's happening. Because it, to me, it's like, are we feeding into it? The man is brilliant. Zach, I didn't know how to call you. This is not no disrespect from, I'm a big bitch.

I've been humongous. You understand? Yeah, you're in a room full of fat people. Right, sure. But what he was on my spirit for whatever reason, because I don't know what's laying into that. I don't know what that energy is, and if it's some type of sadness or feeling unworthy.

I just want Zack to know that I think he's such a worthy comic and I think he's so much beyond whatever appearance shit that may be popping. I've talked to Zack and I had I told him call me I'll hook you up my doctor you might I talked to my doctor who did my surgery I'm like dude get this surgery this will give you the head start you need just to lose some of this weight. It's deeper than that, Bobby, because we not even talk. Because he's fatter than that.

Bobby, what I'm saying is, I met Zach. This kid was a young kid. He's almost like he ain't aged, but fat keep you young. That's why I look 12. It keeps your skin stretched out so you don't see the wrinkles. Who the fuck are you, Dr. Seuss? Nobody asked you for no fucking rundown. Bobby, no, no, you're fucking my shit up.

What's your shit? When the Lord told me to say this, he didn't include you in the conversation. Wait a minute. First of all, your Lord is my Lord. We have the same God. Here we go. Black Jesus? Yeah.

Yeah, Bobby Jesus also got a jerry curl. Now, so on my spirit, right? What the fuck are you talking about? I said, do I hit Zach up? I haven't talked to Zach through phone or text in a long time, so I don't even know if the number's still accurate. So I didn't want that to be disingenuine. But I was fighting, like, do I come on here and say this shit and like, now I'm making

it all out and everybody and this and this and that, and it's like, are you trying to embarrass it? No, I'm telling you, like, whatever spirit he going through right now, I've been in it. And I just wanted to publicly say, Zack, you are worthy, regardless, regardless. You don't have to pinpoint nothing. You have so much to say.

Baby, let's work on getting some of this weight down, please. Okay, he doesn't listen to this show. So you should call him and say this to him, not say it to us, because we, he's on Moderna, I got surgery, you lost weight. Yeah, I've been eating the skin as a little white baby. Nice. It does work. Right, right, and tie your stomach the skins of little white babies. Nice. That's work.

Delicious. Right. It's high in your stomach. Right up. Little white babies are appetizing. But buttery. That's the main ingredient in Ozempic, by the way. I don't people know that.

Just for the sake of equilibrium, Zach, I want you to know that no one will love you as much as food tastes delicious. Just in equilibrium. In equilibrium. You need balance, Jeff. You need balance. You need balance, Jeff. You need balance. You need balance.

It can't be all positive. I just wanted to say that out loud because he's such a funny dude. Yeah, he's funny. And he's such a, like. You should call him. I will, but I felt like I wanted to publicly, you know what I'm saying, like, save that.

Publicly shame him into losing weight. It's not about losing weight, baby. He's gotta lose weight. Well, he's short, we all got this thing. I thought it was 100% about losing weight. No, it's 100%. No, no, no, no, it's not, no, no, no, no losing weight, baby. He's got to lose weight. Well, he's sure. We all got this. I thought it was 100 percent about losing weight. No, it's 100 percent. No, no, no, no, it's not. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Losing weight. How do we get to losing weight? A needle in my stomach. You saw? I got my stomach shrunk. And then Bobby had the doctor take something out. Yeah, I took most of it out. I think it's for science. How do we lose weight? Science.

I have a little baby stomach. Shout out to my baby, Doug Stanhope. Now we an item, you know what I'm saying? Me and Doug and Bingo, right? We out here doing our thing. But what I will say is I don't want to replace that enemy, right, that I had with Doug with somebody else. So it's not challenging.

What I'm saying is, for us to get to the place where we need to lose weight, it's not just the weight. Take a sip of water. I know, my mouth is dry. Dry as shit and it's fucking making me thirsty. You talk, holy god damn it. Ashy mouth. I love you so much, but I kept licking my lips. Fucking, put some on your hands too, shit.

You know what it was? I felt it, right? I felt it. And then I was like, nah, because they already think I'm on crack. So I didn't want to address it. I'm not on crack. And fuck whoever put that picture of my fucking wing arms up there. Why did Doug show up in a full suit to fight?

It's like, nigga, you got gotta be able to stretch these arms. You know, I've always said it's so funny the way he dresses. When that whole thing happened, when you and Doug got into it on here so many years ago now, but it was funny. And people like the Doug Stanhope Sika fans were coming for it. And they were being like so shit. And they were almost like, why couldn't she just keep it funny?

Why did she have to get? And I was like, she said to him before he walked out, she goes, I'm gonna sit here and let you talk shit to me wearing that fucking Mr. Furly suit. And it made me laugh. I was like, that was really fun. I thought she was keeping it very funny. He was at episode 40, season three,

of Three's Company, right? Yamaniki's funny is loud and angry. You think she's mad at you, but she's not. I'm not, but that's not even, It wasn't quite as angry as it came over. No, it mad at you, but she's not. I'm not. It wasn't quite as angry as it came out. No, it's not anger. No. It is, I'm gonna meet your energy of stupidity

with the volume that it needs, right? So when somebody says some wild shit, right? And they're trying to play you, gaslight you, and then you're like, oh, you must think I'm fucking idiot, right? Because what you say to yourself, like, oh, this person is definitely being cond must think I'm fucking idiot right because what you say to yourself like oh this person is definitely Being condescending or fucking idiot so let me match your stupidity right with the same stupidity

You think I have and at the same time I'm about to cook your ass well What's funny was when she came in for Bobby you're giving such a serious speech in a onesie Fucking me up This is fucking me up. Wait, it is one degree outside. I know, but you look at the door for a minute. Well, thank you. Two people who weren't on the same vibe at all when they came in the room, because when she came in,

what Doug said was funny, he just didn't, they don't know each other at all. So the first thing when Yomenika walks into the room, she comes in, I don't think she even knew Doug was gonna be there that day, he was kind of a surprise guest for us that day. And so when she walks in, and Bingo was sitting even knew Doug was gonna be there that day. He was kind of a surprise guest for us that day. So when she walks in and Bingo was sitting like in the corner and Doug just goes,

with black glue he goes, oh no, two black people in the room he goes, Bingo's about to freak out. And y'all better get to know if he was being honest. Because Bingo's sitting here like, she always looks like terrified. Bingo had just come out of something a couple days ago. So it's like, yeah, I ain't trying to stress on the white bitch out that just came out of something.

You know what I mean? I get the fuck up out of here before I go to jail, right? Oh, this big bad nigga came in here. Bingo, just said, hello, bingo. You know, you come in here with like a B5 and that's what you need, you understand? So at the end of the day, that's what it was. But we also need to be able to fucking grow right the same people that couldn't stand me

Or how the fuck I got down then Don't give a fuck or can't stand me now Those are the same niggas that keep talking about some interaction between Patrice and I almost 20 something fucking years ago And Patrice is my brother Where we came from from the podcast is fucking Patrice became my brother. What'd you ever do with Patrice? On the podcast, you guys on the podcast. But it's not, where we came from from the podcast is fucking Patrice became a real great mentor to me. You understand? And friend and brother.

And you still talking about some shit from when we first, so niggas don't grow, they stay where the fuck they are. I don't have to stay where I'm at with fucking Doug. It's not, cause at first I'm like, what do I look like, a black woman coming here, getting ready to kiss some white nigga, whatever, dance with some white nigga? There it is, it's special by the way.

Right, right there it is, right. Okay, y'all been trying to dance, it's special, it's called White Nigga. There you go. Give it up for YouTube right now. On YouTube right now, Yamanica Special. Yamanica Special on YouTube right now, White Nigga. Subscribe, like, comment.

Get in the algorithm. Yeah, especially if you a white nigga. Don't add to my cash ad. It's at Yamanica, go find a black friend to tell you how to spell it. Now, what I'm saying is we don't have to stay there. Were there reservations in me meeting Doug in that regard as a black woman?

I'm like- I hate you keep touching me to shut me up. It's my show too, fuck off. All right, I will speak too. I love you baby. Look, me and you have had fights. We've had fights. Epic one.

Yeah, bro. We had some fights. Yeah? Yeah. Uh-uh. Yeah. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

Uh-uh. It's like first day of therapy for a couple of seconds. No, no, no, because it's like... But Yamanika, let me tell you something about Yamanika. She has this side of her that is just sweet, like we've gone screaming, yelling at each other and then all of a sudden we look at each other and we both get it and we, I mean, sweetest person in the world, you know what I mean? Where it's like, I'm, like literally just mouthing,

I'm sorry, and I'm sorry too, and then that's it. It's over quick. Oh my God. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. What?

No, because that's what fucking friendship is. I moved to New York. Did you guys get terminal news or something together? Oh, wait. We didn't, Jay, Jay, we didn't keep the baby. She decided to kill it. No, no, no, no, no. First of all, all this fucking sweet has got my lips dry. The name of her special has a different meaning,

if you know what I'm saying. Here's the thing. And I don't know where y'all stand in the gap with Godfrey, right? But I was on his show yesterday, he was giving me the rundown and teasing me, and the same when I come here. What was he teasing you about? No, just like, at the end of the day, the shit do look like, oh, is this serious? But it's like, no, we fucking breaking bread a lot of times running into each other in different cities.

Whether we wanna be, we're beyond colleagues, right? You gotta sit down, because you look like a Teletubby standing up. You gotta sit down, I can't listen to you seriously. Wait, because I was getting grounded in my shit. Get grounded, fuck it. Can you turn the other way then? Yep, I got you, go ahead.

Okay, thank you, yeah, and don't even hear it. No, put the mic right here. Bobby, you got, I got you. Okay, thank you. Yeah, and don't even hear it. No, put the mic right here. Bobby, you got pom poms on. Okay, all right. Okay. Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. I'm 46. What?

When I moved here, right, I was 20 years old, right? 26 years I've been here, doing stand-up, just here. Even though I started when I was 16. Here, here. People watch me be like some, like who the fuck is a girl? Like some geek, whatever, dah, dah. I'm also in a climate where it's like, not the shit on the guys,

but it's not a friendly atmosphere for women, especially young girls, right? And I'm trying to navigate all that shit, and then also become an adult, right? Because I don't know how to be an adult yet, so I'm learning a lot of shit. It's safe as shit for all women. Sorry.

Bob, you better mouth I'm sorry and French kiss her again. No, why would you do... I'm sorry. Okay, thank you. What happened in those woods? What happened in those woods? I wish. So, in, in, in, in watching me, watching me grow

from literally a boy to a man, I grew from a boy to a man I Grew from a boy to a man Are you transitioning? Why would one white nigga put another white nigga available right now everybody Oreo cookie called double stuffed cracker Bobby over your fucking large ass face. You ain't got the face for that shit, nigga. Go get a baby or something.

I don't know who the fuck that was. Was that you, Jay? Yes. Was it? He look horrible with your face on. Don't ever let that nigga, you got one of him? No, not yet. But he, uh.

Bobby. Bobby also puts it on all willy. No, not yet. But he, uh. Bobby. Bobby also puts it on all willy, no he doesn't get it straightened out where it's supposed to be, so half my face is over here. Right, right, right. Right, but then he just said something a moment ago about old bitches being safe, right?

Yeah, they are safe. And you an old bitch too. Yes. Right, together. Yeah, they're safe around us. Yeah. Old bitches. I hate when you go with it,

and see the thing about you. I'm sorry. Right, I wasn't, no nigga, you did what you go with it and see the Nigga you did what you did now we can't even fight Yeah Yeah. I had to get two twosies. And put them together to get a foursie. That was a bonding moment of me and Yamanika in Montreal. So great, we were going to Montreal and I just know like we're trying to find clothes anywhere.

And you're a bigger person. And when she told me she came over, she goes, I'm getting, remember this? She goes, I'm getting ready to go buy some clothes at uh What's it? Extra La additional. All right. Listen, they hated fat people so much, they didn't even give us another net. They just said it's additional.

It's additional clothes. You know what all these skinny niggas is doing? Double it up for this big bitch over here in the corner. La additional. Now call that skinny bitch La minus, you bitch. La minus. But Yomani Goh walking this place, just the dejected feeling. Look, they changed DX DXL has changed their thing

to say it was just DXL, is the names in football. When I was young, it was called the Casual Male Big and Tall. Yep. And I was on the big side of the building, not the tall side. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, for the big girls, it was called Buns. What's the big girl store now? Torrid.

Torrid. They got, yeah. Lane Bryant, obviously, in Torrid. Yeah, Lane Bryant. But Lane Bryant is for the big bitch store now torrid torrid they got yeah lane Bryan obviously in tour Yeah, lane, but lane Bryan is for the big bitch. They got you know Dreams in a career. Yeah lane Bryan's for Sherry Shepherd You know Sherry my girl, I want me don't mention no black people. I know it's more it's morning talk Lane Bryan Lane Bryan is absolutely It's morning talk show. Wilson Vance. Blot free. Lane Bryant. I want you to run through all the niggas you know in the business.

Come on, keep them flying. Lane Bryant is absolutely closed for a black morning show talk host. Male comic. You know I know black comics. Name me more than three that you just knew now. Artie Foucault, Wilson Vance. Why don't you get to the circuit though?

Yeah, get to the circuit nigga, you're standing in a room-robin' doogle. She's not even gonna ask me because she knows I be knowing these motherfuckers so she don't ask me these questions. Listen, let me tell you something about Jay. We won't do. Jay's so black, if Jay wasn't with Christine and she in no fucking way, I'd have been fucked this nigga and I heard his dick was mid.

You know what I mean? And I would still fuck him. You understand what I'm saying? Jay got that fucking swag, bro. I'm telling you right now. And if you don't say that around black people that I said that, because they be wishy washy with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

This is what I'm talking about. This type of swag, yeah. Can you lift your legs up in your Huskies? And your Target 1Xs? Okay! Bobby, doesn't look as comfortable as mine though, but these shoes are fire I'm not gonna lie. This could be he'd be hitting and missing all over his body Right, that's a hit miss miss miss

Are you saying yamanika am I hearing what you're saying right? Do you think purple doesn't go well with Navy and then black? I did leave the house without Don's checking first. No, we fucking, look it, you got purple on, I'm in a onesie, we look like some fat show on PBS Kids. Your sneakers don't make sense. Coming from a black perspective. Your sneakers don't make sense to- Buddy, you're dressed like a wrestler manager, okay?

Okay, so? Listen, listen, we're all, we're all a little whipped up. What are you looking for, pills? Hopefully it's something that's fucking chilling you the fuck out. What, what, what are you looking for? I'm trying to roll a blunt. In the studio? I'm not gonna smoke it.

You can smoke it. It's legal? No, I think I can. You're talented. I'm pretty sure smoke it. You can smoke it. No, I think I can. I used to have a show. Jay has a whole thing of it. I used to have a show on Sirius, not even a half a moon ago. Because you know people go many, many moons ago.

I had a show four hours ago that got canceled. What are you? No, no, no, I love serious it was on kev kev's yeah thing right yeah it was but it wasn't um you know I don't know if I'm allowed to speak you know I don't know I have an idea but when I say there's no bad blood yeah whatever you want to Jim McClure and Bobby says all time Jim McClure is his bitch Bobby says that is that what you say?

yeah and he's like our big boss. And Jim doesn't seem to have a problem with it. Yeah, he doesn't, because he's my bitch. He's his bitch, ultimately. God damn it. And you're going to be wearing a onesie soon. And you get ready. But you gots to go away.

La addition. Oh, damn, I love that. I know. I think I could buy a shirt in the mall now. I don't know. I'm still afraid to Still afraid to try because there's the worst I spent my whole life going to malls being like that's a cool shirt What's the biggest size you have and then putting it on in a dressing room and then people being like? Why don't you come out and then you're like there's no reason there's nothing like going into a dressing room like 14 items and coming

Out with 14 items. Oh're going, none of these. Yeah, hey, can you restock all of these, please? This was lofty thinking. Having to ask for it. Do you have anything bigger than XL? No, we don't. Also, is there anything grosser than putting... You go on a website, they say, now.

Yeah, yeah, that's the fat little... I hate trying on clothes at a store because when I put my own clothes back on, it feels like I've just been living like a piece of shit forever. I don't know why my a store because when I put my own clothes back on it feels like I just been living like A piece of shit forever. I don't know why my own clothes when you put when you take like the new ones off Whether you're gonna buy them or not. Yeah, you put your shit back on. What is my all loose and shitty? What's wrong with these? When you sweat your pants into shape You sweat that belt loop to fit you right.

That's why I hate when Dawn washes. If she dries my fucking, if she dries my hoodies, I'm just violent argument. She's like, what do you want me to do? I want it the exact way I got it the day I bought it. Gut life with the jeans, top and the middle of your jeans, get bacon neck, you know what I'm talking about? When they go like this, because it's been wet for too long.

Oh, you want your hoodie to be tight. I don't want my hoodie to be tight. No. I want it to be nice. I don't try my hoodies at all. When you first put it on, you said. Yeah, right when I. Crisp.

Crisp. But how are you going to maintain that? We got to use some common sense here, Bobby. You got to put a face to the glass. But how are you going to clean it? So you're just going to keep wearing it? I don't clean it. Oh, that's crazy. You wash it, you hang it, and then you throw it in the dryer after it's dry you hang it

You can't let it dry in the hole. Yeah, you know the steps. He just said my own does that I don't do that What I'm saying is if you knew the steps then you could do it. I don't do it Why because I don't do it he said earlier it's woman's work, which is fucked up I didn't say woman's work, which is fucked up. Yeah. Oh, but you know the steps, Bobby! Stop, stop, stop. I didn't say woman's work. He said black or ethnic woman's work. Yes! Get it right, motherfucker. Bobby.

Sorry. Go ahead, bitch. You know all the steps. Discuss? You could do the steps. You know what he's doing, right? I know what he's doing. And guess what?

I'm high enough that I'm ready to go. Yamanika. I'm ready to go there. Because he been trying to break us up since we got me You know, whoa Vicky. Have you heard of white? Whoa Vicky? She faked a Nigerian kidnapping Did you hear that? Where you going sit up sit back? Let me do it real quick. I'm gonna do the I'm gonna take a little onesie down

Three hours ago. You have a bra on bra. Do you have a bra? Whoa, I thought you she's giving you the goods When I saw this topic I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go have some thoughts about this this is crazy You know, she is right. Absolutely. She was you know her first claim to fame was saying she was partially black She took a 23 me and then her super white parents were like, this is a lie and then then she's done, not Bad Girls Club, what is it now? Baddies? That show? She's done that since, and she's essentially just

a back and forth fake religious or fake slutty piece of shit it seems. Listen, good for this young lady, right? No good for her. She found a way to realize her dreams of being a subpar, mediocre bitch at best. Oh yeah. But somehow putting herself in an arena with bitches

who are like, talented, right? People should not be knowing her as much. I shouldn't even know who she is, right? No, no, no, no, I shouldn't know who she is. Yeah, sure. But she's able to co-op the black space right because black people are always we're always ready to just sell our shit right so niggas support her and make her relevant right white niggas

is like who fuck it you take us a joke right yes just like you take Kim Kardashian is a joke but to kid but to niggas Kim Kardashian is a queen I don't know if I take Chris a joke at this point. Hang on Jay, relax. We're the two Europeans. You cool at you, Christine. So now, wait, did you give me my tapes? They're coming.

Okay, I'll take it back when I say, okay, I love you Christine. Christine took a nervous sip. They're coming. Please. Now I'm going to walk back with'm gonna walk back to Christine just now. But what I'm saying is, the girl is hustling and she's able to hustle. She's smart enough to understand the psyche of selling yourself to people who will value you

because you put yourself as some type of a value. You need a people, she found a people. Yes. I said that years ago. And it's on the Oh, it's all a show. Of course parents. We need a people No, no, of course Her parents are both white or lily white or whatever the Interpretation of the American dream is always really white two white niggas and two little white niggas in a house and a fence and half A white dog special on YouTube right now, right? No gays But no gays we need gays. But no gays.

We need gays, we need more gays. Whatever it is, she found a space in which she is able to make money. Where else would she be able to do this? Do you have gays that like you? You have a gay fan base? Well, Vicky, which I say well Bobby How are we doing such a hard transition? I don't mind answering that I'm sorry It seems like you're just trying to get away from this no cuz that was so random. I'm sorry

I just thought maybe I didn't know if you had a gay fan base I why don't consider them to be a gay fan base I consider them to be a part of the Yammer Lee Which is my fan. What is it called? The Yammerly and You and in that space you can be anything As long as you are a part of wanting to be a part of love, right? Maybe you feel disenfranchised in any regard disabled your you know Culturally or whatever I accept no disabled. Let it be known here, if you're a big fan of Jay,

don't be disabled. But religion and all of those things, what I'm saying is, I've. Yeah, there's no wheelchair accessibility to Jay's show. I've been, and see, that's not even bad in my world, right? Because it's sort of this handy joke, right, that we just, the handicapped joke in the wheelchairs. You call them handies?

Nice, I like that. No, I never, I said the handicapped joke. You said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You said handy. No, I. Is it the handicaps? Nice, I like that. No, I said the handicaps joke. You said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You said handy. No, you thought I was handy. No, I don't think you're handy. Really? Bobby wants a handy.

I'll take a handy, goddammit, Jay. That was my joke that you fucking swooped in. What I'm saying is, in my world, everybody can get it. Get what? You heard it here first. Y'all many gas owners endorses WoeVicky. you do keep scamming girl scam she's a scam do you think now have a bad baby is she a scammer was it that's yamani oh of course my mother my mother currently thinks I'm on drugs.

She gets so excited she runs around too many white people at once. Does that make sense? Remember her mom wouldn't let her go camping with us? I do. And she goes, how much it hurt us when she goes, my mom said don't go out into the woods with those white people.

No, I said my grandmother said that and she had already passed. It was your grandmother. But I was saying that my mother. Wait, stop, stop, stop, stop. No, no, you said you spoke on the phone, it was your mother. And your mother said not to go on the wood.

I spoke to the spirit of my grandmother. On the phone? Why do you turn? No, no, no, no. Why do you turn English? I spoke to the spirit of my grandmother. What the fuck? What are you doing?

What are you taking? She's doing the Madonna thing. She went from really ghetto to. Oh, ghetto! Ghetto! And she's back. Bobby have you lost your fucking mind? Ghetto?

Dude you are so fucking toned motherfucking death, nigga. It's like wild. I don't know you're talking to me. You said ghetto to VH Black. I have a pivot. No, no, no. Let's, let's, let's. Okay let's go back. You said handies. No, no, no. Let's roll. Okay, let's go back. You said handies.

I didn't say handy. I said we were trying to get off the handicat and then you started mumbling over me. Jay's scared right now. I drink it all in. I'm going to listen. This is a violent time that we have. Don't worry, okay? I'm fine.

It's 11.59 and we haven't eaten yet. You understand? Nope at Midnight if you give us even a bite of a cracker we turn it into gremlins, right? So right now we had a level 59 me and Bobby and depending on whether he eat Anything after what I say, which will be after midnight We bought the turn turn into gremlins in this what the fuck are you talking about like well Vicky so you tried to act like I was talking about the handicapped you keep bringing that up what part of me do you think would say handy no if I do a show though where

there's a ramp I make make them turn them into steps. I'm like, nah. I'm not, you know how many ticket sales I lose trying to fill a whole row full of fucking wheelchairs and shit? Three, four, it's terrible. No, no, pick them up. Yamanica, do me a favor real quick.

What do you think Bobby is? What would you call Bobby? A white what? What would you lay on this guy? What would you call Bobby if you just saw him on the street? Look at this white what? What am I? You're a did you shit You didn't shit a onesie that sucks is going with your feet

She'll be warm the way whole way home. The moment we just all had was so fucking hilarious You said I want you to know what you said because you try like you know what the fuck I said You said if there was a handicapped ramp At my show I would tell them turn him in the steps No ramps in my shows. Stay out. Park it outside. Figure it out. Marine crawl up the steps.

How fucking hilarious. What you just... No, no, no, no, no. Use your super strong arms to traverse the steps. We have to take a break. Can you call Bobby a white N-word real quick again? Go watch my show, White Bobby. Yeah, White Bobby available right now on YouTube.

I'm going to be on the show. I'm going to be on the show. I'm going to be on the show. I'm going to be on the show. I'm going to be on the show. I'm going to be on the show. I'm going to be on the show. I'm going to be on the show. I'm going to be on the show. I'm going to be on the show. I'm going to be on the show. I'm going to be on the show. We have to take a break you call Bobby a white inward real quick again Go watch my show white Bobby

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