The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Jacob The Workout Bully

Episode Date: March 14, 2025

Jay and Bobby have a co-headlining stand up show and it's promoted with a tiny picture of Bob. Jacob started a workout club for the Bonfire men except Jay. Jacob is accused of bullying the workout g...roup, especially DJ Lou. Jay revisits the idea of a show called "The Odd Trouple" where Jacob and both Lou's must live together. Another group was formed, The Bonfire Book Boys. They discuss literary works they've enjoyed. Judge for yourself if Jacob is indeed the bully in these many new Bonfire spin-off groups! Big Jay's "Them" is new on YouTube. Go see the great Robert Kelly on tour at punchuplive.com/robertkelly *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Wow try to avoid stresses, you know what? I've been trying to do that. Shouldn't it be the thing just avoid stress. It's hard to avoid. I'll tell you this Yeah, very hard. Here's what what you have, which I wish I had We you weed and you take something else too, right? Like a lexapro. A lexapro, yeah, yeah. I don't have any,
Starting point is 00:00:31 I used to have food. I used to have sex. Sex was a good one. I used to have other things. I don't have, and I used to have like I could buy shit. And now I got this budget bitch living next to me, sleeping next to me, so it's like we don't need it.
Starting point is 00:00:50 So I don't have anything, so when things come up, like today, today. Yeah. Great day. Wake up, bing, bang. It's cold but it's nice. Cold but nice. I'm having a great time,
Starting point is 00:01:05 and going down, gonna do a little therapy before. And then, you know, I go on social media, and there's my friend Big J, who's apparently I'm featuring for in Niagara Falls. No? Well, your social media team made a fucking flyer with you big as hell and my little head featuring. Justin Silver did?
Starting point is 00:01:35 They fucking, your, let me tell you. It says the word featuring? Yeah, and so I had my team, who's autistic Danny, make one of you. Featuring? Yeah, so why don't you bring up, Christine? I like that. I like that they both say that. No, yours is middling.
Starting point is 00:01:49 You're not even a feature. Nice. You're a middling. Christine, can you bring up the little photo? This is, I would love to avoid stress, Jay, but your team of people seem to want to stress me out. Because you. I'm gonna tell you right now, me out. Because you. I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm gonna ask you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Who do you want me to text? Manager, social guy, or agent? Who do you want me to ask, who do you want me to ask, who's gonna give the truthful answer to who sent us down the pike? I guarantee they're all gonna flip it. Nobody's gonna. So we're co-headlining, let's just get that out. Of course, for sure. We're gonna flip-flop, you're gonna go and I'm gonna flip it, nobody's gonna. So we're co-headlining, let's just get that out of here.
Starting point is 00:02:26 We're gonna flip-flop, you're gonna go and I'm gonna go, or you can go first, I don't care, whatever you want. I don't think either one of us cares. I don't care. We don't, we don't care anymore. We flip a coin for the first night, second night we'll switch it. I mean, it doesn't matter,
Starting point is 00:02:38 because we're both headliners, it doesn't matter. I don't know, I would believe if you said it to your manager, he's gonna be like, I don't know you call I would believe if you said it to your manager He's gonna be like I don't know anything about it manager. It will He'll take it on the chin if it was him, but I don't think he would he wouldn't have done it That's what I'm saying. I wonder if he will know who made this thing. This is this is here. It is right here Wow, I mean look how big Jay Smokey smokey great photo and then they don't even use my new headshot. They use my headshot from Fatso Bob.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Not full fat, but not now. And they use Featuring Robert Kelly. Little tiny. I mean. Your image is so small. Yeah. I mean, they literally made Jay. Yeah, I mean they literally made Come on time permitting Robert Kelly
Starting point is 00:03:40 Exactly now here's the thing what Justin used to do Justin used to do the Justin used to do a poster like this Me he'd be me in this poster and I'd be you. And it would say, and Justin was featuring for me. Yeah. And he made a poster that's time permitting maybe Jail Go Up. That was Fanoia. If I decided to get off stage, no it was Justin. Oh really? It was Justin time permitting.
Starting point is 00:03:56 No, Fanoia was doing what Fanoia posted. But by the way, I see lots of people doing this. I can't come down on Fanoia for it. People put their dates up and they just have dates but they dates, but it's the same thing I'm doing. I'm not putting dates that I'm opening for Shane on any of the things. Why would you? Well, one, he wants them to be a surprise.
Starting point is 00:04:13 He doesn't want to know the lineup for sure. But also, it's like, he's fine. He's selling out arenas. He's not worried about me going like, by the way, guys, I think there's a ticket or two available for this arena in Whereverville, Vancouver. So I don't post those at all, but I see a lot of people doing the featuring,
Starting point is 00:04:31 but they posted it's like, here's my tour. And then you look at it, it's like. A lot of people who are features. Why don't you go to what I put up, Christine. So I just put this up. Justice is about to be served. There you go. A nice old picture.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Oh, I got a nice. It's so good. Yours is so much better. Oh, I put a nice, fat old. I put up, come on, Christine, you can got it. There we go. And then paused. There we go.
Starting point is 00:04:57 That's what I put up. I love it. For you. I love it. And I put middling. Middling? Middling? So good.
Starting point is 00:05:05 I had my team fight right back for your team. Why do people have no, have no respect? So I don't, so when you don't stress out, I would love to know how you don't stress out about that. You say he's gonna call right back, so. Good, who, which one is it? I call it Adam, call him manager. Great, great.
Starting point is 00:05:22 He's so diminutive on that. He's gonna schmooze on this though, you're not wrong. Oh, he's gonna pass it down, but it's. He's gonna that may have. Here's the thing, your agent is my agent. Same company. Same company, Maddie, I believe Maddie Frost got this gig for us.
Starting point is 00:05:41 He's the one who brought it in for us to do, right? He is Northeast. Yep, Northeast, so he brought it in for us to do, right? He is Northeast? Yep, Northeast. So he brought it over, here it is, let's do it. So it went to your guy, had to bring it to you, accept it, and then it went to social media. Social media gets the information from where? Can I middle?
Starting point is 00:05:57 Dude, I would love to middle. Can I just middle? I would love to middle. How about I'll middle? No, I'll middle. No, no, no. No, I'm middling first. I was the first middler.
Starting point is 00:06:06 No, no, it's featuring you. I'm featuring. I'm middling. I would like to feature. I think it'd be better if I feature. I would like to feature. It's gotta be okay. This is a 20 some, 25 years plus in comedy conversation. Buddy, I will be A-okay.
Starting point is 00:06:20 I'll do 25. If you want me to do 20, because you think it's pushing them. I'm thinking I'm doing 15 in front of you, and you do the rest. No, but that's not headline time. You're a big time headliner, I'm a middler. I'm a feature first.
Starting point is 00:06:31 I'm first. Dude, I was first. I'm a feature before you're a middler. First you. You became a middler after I became a feature. So if anybody's gonna feature, it's me. You're not wrong. That feature's crazy.
Starting point is 00:06:42 You're an afterthought. A little tiny picture. These people are really, no, Christine. It's me. You're not wrong. Yeah crazy. You're an afterthought These people are really Christine I'm on yours. I didn't realize it said featuring Your fucking team really wanted to let me know where they got me in their brains Hey, and this is this is the guy should say let me two years ago I'm glad I didn't go this could be nuts listen I normally don't manage features I'm more of a middle or guy this is how Christine though there's a Christine she goes hey just let you know it's an old photo of
Starting point is 00:07:20 Jay that I put up what you sent it you sent it to me like it was in my messages and I was just like, I didn't know you made it. I hadn't seen this. I was like, oh, that's an old photo. Oh, I said, Danny, send it to everyone. I went, everyone. What do you want? Everyone.
Starting point is 00:07:36 I sent it to everyone. I was Gary Oldman in the professional. Everyone. He said he's gonna call back. I wrote, hurry. Little Robert Telly. I mean wrote, hurry. Little Robert Kelly. I mean, it is. Little Robbie Kelly.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Little Robbie Kelly. Oh, dude, Little Robbie Kelly. Little, no, BK Broiler. Little BK Broiler. Little BK Broiler. Little BK Broiler. You're a little scamp, maybe wearing a pinwheel hat. So when you're having, you come up, you wake up, great day, great show yesterday, had fun,
Starting point is 00:08:05 what a, wake up, go to bed a little earlier last night, got some sleep, felt good, I went and got sandwiches for the crew at this new place, counter service, and then I go right out of therapy, hey, what's this, I'm tagging something with my, my friend Big J that I do a radio show with. It's before therapy. It was before therapy.
Starting point is 00:08:26 I spoke to you before therapy. It was before therapy. And you said, I have a bone to pick with you, but I gotta go into therapy first. It was before therapy, yes, it was before therapy. And then, I didn't bring this up in therapy though. I did not, because I felt like I should deal with this. You have to iron it out.
Starting point is 00:08:39 On my own with you. On your own, we can handle this on your own. Here's the funny thing about this, and we can both agree on this. Yeah, sure. Right here is that we, that's, it's the optics and the ego shot of seeing something like that. Because realistically, if they were like, the money didn't change, and they go, you
Starting point is 00:08:59 know, Bobby really wants to like close the shows and do like 45. And like, if you could only do do 25, I'd be like, yeah, that would be part of the, what a great day. I mean, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I've already talked to the club. I'm going to feature and do 20. No, no, no, no, listen.
Starting point is 00:09:15 I've already talked. I'm going to get the same money. You're going to close the show out. Also, the funny thing for a professional comedian is the less time you do, the more you're like, I could, if we each did 15 minutes, they would be like, how are these guys not doing fucking arenas themselves? Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:09:32 When you start getting to that 35 minute mark, they're kind of like, all right. I get it. I get why they're at a casino in upstate New York. I see why they're at a Buffalo casino. I get why you need two of them to put a whole show on. What if our crowds are light? We're going to be like shit.
Starting point is 00:09:48 If our crowds are light, we're going to get murdered. Eating steak dinner. And I go, well, I couldn't be responsible for that light crowd. I'm simply the middler. No, I'm actually the feature, so it's not my fault. We should keep telling the club that. He goes, I don't know who to put this on. Me and Bobby both thought we were middling.
Starting point is 00:10:02 No, you understand me and Bobby both thought there was a headliner who was gonna put something big on. I mean, I didn't even get and Robert Kelly. I got smaller, older hedge, they had to go on and I think that you would have to type in chubby Bobby to get that photo, or old Bobby to get that photo to come up. It seems, well, listen, I'm not gonna take any offense to the fact that you launched a blatant attack on me
Starting point is 00:10:31 when this was out of my hands, but I do appreciate the humor of it, and secondly, I don't, and I'm telling you, it drives me a little nuts. It's very, very difficult difficult at least on my end I don't know you're and I do have to have like a weirdly Not weirdly. I guess I have like a big team though. I like a person for each thing. Sure and
Starting point is 00:10:54 I mean like they really like you can't be this isn't you this goes for Dave Lewis anything anytime you go like hey me and my friends friends wanna do this thing, right away they're just like, well, we could do that, are they willing to accept five dollars a piece and you get $70,000? And I'm like, I don't think that's gonna hit them well when they hear that. Here's the thing with it. And they're like, all right, out of the goodness
Starting point is 00:11:18 of your heart, I guess if you wanna give them a hundred dollars a piece, and you're like, no, no, no. Like, we're doing a thing together, we have to kind of break this right. I feel like that picture should be studied in a graphic arts class, like why it's effective. Well, it's effective. Because it's got everything.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Oh, I'll tell you how it's effective. I wanna let you guys know that Big J is the guy we represent, and fuck that other fat, little bald cocksucker that's next to him. It's a fat Bobby picture, but shrunk to make you look diminutive and featuring. And small. A knockout.
Starting point is 00:11:50 And my, look at my little name. Where's my little name? Show them. Little Bobby Kelly. Look at how big, go back to Jay's. Baby Bobby Kelly? Baby Bobby? Look at big Jay Okerson.
Starting point is 00:12:03 You can't even see some of it, it's behind my giant picture. Listen, even in Godzilla versus King Kong, they both got equal on the poster. You're not wrong. Like Kong and Godzilla were the same size. Absolutely, dude. You know, this is like Godzilla versus,
Starting point is 00:12:17 this is King Kong versus baby Godzilla poster. I'm pretty sure Rocky III had Mr. T and Stallone nose to nose on the cover. Exactly. You need a bigger phone to get all the wording. I would be, if you go on Jay's, I would be, I mean, so yes, so the stress thing you're talking about. Your picture's my favorite.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Your picture, your good picture, it just looming over me is hilarious. I mean, that's the picture they could've used, that sexy photo of me, but they used almost fat again, Bobby, this is the- No facial hair, just full on. Just a thumb. Just fat, and take a look everybody,
Starting point is 00:12:55 this is what it looks like. Just a fat thumb next to one of the best photos of you, leaning back, a little smirk, smoke behind you. I mean, you look fan-fucking-tastic. Some of the tats pop in there on the bottom. The tats, it's right there. And then it says, bigjcomedy.com. Boom, featuring.
Starting point is 00:13:18 Featuring Robert Kelly. This way, right here. This is a Josh. Big J and Robert Kelly. Robert Kelly. Well, can here. This is, right, this is a Josh. Big Jay and Robert Kelly. Well, can I say this? Yeah. And there's something else I'm noticing here. We both have links to PunchUp.live.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Right. But I also let people know that tickets are available at my website. Now, you have a PunchUp Live link and then tell them that ticks are available at PunchUp.live once again because you own PunchUp Live. I own not all of it. But you own a major controlling interest. How funny would it be is if in 15 years, if they do sell it and I own it all. Oh man, you're just, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:56 I guarantee you this. You've been a CEO this entire time. If I own it all in 15 years, when they do sell it to like whoever, I will give you three million dollars. Yay! Three million dollars, and I will give Christine two million dollars.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Why? Because you'll probably dump her. Yeah, but what is that? With this three million? I just wanted to have, you know. What did she do for Punch Up Live? I joined it. All right, you know what?
Starting point is 00:14:22 You're right, 500,000. You're right, Jay. Okay, 200. Nothing? Come on. All right, you know what you're right five hundred thousand you're right Jay, okay two hundred nothing Come on one hundred thousand come on fifty grand come on a Thousand dollars Two thousand yes, two thousand bucks Christine two thousand dollars. That's really fucked. What? Christine do not really get mad at him over me owning not owning a company
Starting point is 00:14:47 $2,000 you've been pocketing your own money for the past many years I'm not mad about it. I'm just saying I don't understand what that what does that mean? Christine doesn't spend any money. Okay, I Pay for everything so she but Christine doesn't not work. She doesn't sit home like dawn and make life wonderful she She works a little dawn did make a great dinner last night when I came home I've got Greek salad from scratch Christine found a new grease greasy spoon burger place Yeah, so that's why.
Starting point is 00:15:26 What are you going to give her money for? She got money. Yeah. She's sitting on scratch. Not two million dollars. Right. Why would you deserve that? I deserve it because I brought some nobility to PunchUp.live by joining it.
Starting point is 00:15:40 You did bring nobility. You did bring nobility and you brought some eyes onto it. I put some eyes to it. And you allowed me to lay back in the shadows over these years promoting it on here. And I do own a percentage of True Classic is my other company. And also your other company. That I will give Christine another $2,500.
Starting point is 00:16:00 And you another $3 million when I do sell. I like that. You are now, though, up to $4,000. That's pretty good. You could put that on your giant stack of cash you have. Do you have a lot of cash? Do you get to save a lot? But all your money goes to the house.
Starting point is 00:16:15 She gets to save 100% of her money. But here's the thing. You don't have to give her money for things that she wants extra. Right, but I need her to understand is, I should never have to hear her money for things that she wants extra. Right, but I need her to understand is I should never have to hear her if that's the case. Don't complain about anything ever.
Starting point is 00:16:33 I would live with you if that was the case. If you ever, I can, I'll live with you. Absolutely. I'll just feature for you for the rest of your life. Yeah, and I'll middle for you. Go back and forth, middling, featuring. You think he, I guarantee your manager is listening to the show right now going, I ain't calling.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Do the feature middle tour. It's pre-taped. It's pre-taped. Oh, it's pre-taped, shit. Here's the thing. Ah, shit, he tried to call. He did? Okay, here we go, call him back.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Yeah, I'll call him back. I would call the internet people because they're gonna rat whoever it is out. I think so. Those people will say, hey, they told me to do this. Hang up with him, call the internet people because they're gonna rat whoever it is out I think so those people will say hey they told me to do this hang up with him call the social media people I don't know. I'm like that social media guy. Oh cares. They would you pay them? Hello Adam. Hey, you're on the bonfire Adam you're on the bonfire buckle in Adam I need complete honesty out of you Hey, Bobby. Hi. Hey, Christine. Hey, everybody. Hey. I need complete honesty out of you.
Starting point is 00:17:27 No promises. Who? That is the most honest thing a manager's ever said, by the way. No promises. I'll start by being honest by saying maybe I'll be honest. Me, everyone's aware, me and Robert Kelly co-headlining the Seneca Casino Resort in Niagara Falls. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Wait, wait. Does he know that? Yeah, I do know that. Today, Bobby was slapped in the face with a social media post that's got real big, big Jay Okerson and big blue letters over a smoky cool picture of me looking all awesome. It says at Seneca Casino's or Robert Kelly Live. Get tickets now. And then a teeny little picture of Bobby, fat as all hell, shaved face, looking almost like a kid I help out. And it says featuring Robert Kelly. How did that get down
Starting point is 00:18:21 the pike like that? That's a great question. Where do I see this? Where do you guys see this? Who how did that get down the pike like that? I just texted it to you, but it's on Jay's story right now Featuring Roger, but don't worry. All right, Bobby made his own poster That says Bobby Kelly and now now I'm middling now the humor of this is both of us will be very happy to dial our part back to middling yes but we don't want to see it in the thing this is a huge mistake Bobby was supposed to be he's supposed to have hair in the picture first of all Uh, oh my God, look at this one.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Bobby's response. Hey, can you please not use the word huge? This is a riot and my apologies, Bobby. I think it's a simple social team. They don't they don't know that you're going to have my I'll fix it. OK, well, I already fixed it I don't have any problem at all of the mass of the mass Well, we are advertising of this being we are flip-flopping So you are featuring one night you're middling one night and I am a feature the next night.
Starting point is 00:19:46 No, here's what we gotta do. Bobby, Bobby, right now, flip anything that's a coin. We'll call it a coin. Okay, yeah. This is for Friday night. Heads, features. You'll get this side featuring Friday. And I'll get, okay, so if you get this side.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Or you can make it really interesting in US to MC. Paco. Paco. We got bullied? Paco. Paco. We got bullied into Paco. Paco has this right in front of everybody, right standing here. What can we say? Hey, you guys have anybody?
Starting point is 00:20:12 Can I go with you? We're gonna get so much. Oh, you guys should have called and checked with me because it's a local MC and it's contractual. It was contingent on accepting the deal that there could be no MC except the casino's choice of someone local. This is such manager bullshit but I appreciate it Adam. That is some real manager bullshit. Sorry, sorry Paco but the city says there's no whatever you are is let in. Yeah there's no Filipinos up in Niagara Falls. Yeah, you keep starting with cuz you know what is it goes. There's no
Starting point is 00:20:47 Fila-Japa Excuse me till his eyes light up China Phil I think what we should do is let's flip a coin. Yep. Here we go ready It's this is for all we need to find out who's featuring. Yeah, you're you're Here we go, ready? This is for, all we need to find out is who's featuring Friday. If this lands on this side, right?
Starting point is 00:21:07 If it lands on this side, like this, I'm featuring Friday. If it lands on that side. I'm featuring Friday. Right, ready? So if it's down like this, you're featuring. If it's like this, you're featuring, ready? I can't see, you're featuring Friday. Is that what that is, right? No, that's me featuring Friday.
Starting point is 00:21:30 I'm featuring Friday, you're featuring Saturday. You're middling Saturday. So, perfect. We should keep both of these posters and just circle Friday, circle, like this is what's happening. Yeah, that's what we should do. All right, great.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Yeah, do me a favor, can you tell Lansdad Adam to just go on the one and what Bobby do his just circle? That's gonna be Friday. I'm featuring Friday Jay's middling. It's middling, but I'm featuring Bobby will be featuring I will be middling. He's middle. So if we could do it like this Yeah, do put a circle around March 21st on that and Bobby put a circle on yours on March 22nd. That's great You know Friday's gonna Friday's Saturday's gonna be the better show to middle by the way. No Well, you're middling you're middling. Oh to go and just fucking kill it and get out of Dodge. Yeah, you're right You're gonna kill it on Saturday Halfway behind Bobby think about Bobby headlines with four and a half hours, eight hour drive.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Ralphie May? Yeah, we're flying up there. We talked about driving and then gave up on that idea quick. All right, thank you Adam. Go yell at the other Filipinos that do social media for me. Deal. Thank you. Congrats again on the growing numbers on them on YouTube. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you
Starting point is 00:22:49 Thank you so much kill Tony thought was gonna give it a nice little pump didn't You don't know yet. Yeah, it was last night. Yeah, dude. It will come out today. It's all right. You're right It's all I've been watching your numbers. It's killing it. Yeah, okay, and you still have other shows coming out true You planned it perfectly. It's gonna murder it for the next few months. We'll see. We'll see. That's uh, that's my middle Adam Treat us with some respect. I uh, I'll talk to you soon, buddy. I'm a feature. I'm a feature My middle-er Bobby So there you go, it's getting so we have so many fun things to talk about, you know, we always record this episode Tuesday Afternoon before the live show and it's funny I have so many fun things to talk about. You know, we always record this episode Tuesday afternoon before the live show, and it's funny,
Starting point is 00:23:27 we tend to not have a lot of stuff on the sheet because we go sometimes on Monday and kind of run down with the big things we want to do, but Mayhem Miller, I mean, derailed would be the wrong word because I had a blast, but it was, we were not going to get into an off topic of any kind of thing. Well, also too, with a guy like that,
Starting point is 00:23:46 you really can't, what are you gonna do, put your foot down? Yeah, hey shut up! Yeah, shut your face. Hey shut up before I uncork Jacob. Yeah, I mean we wouldn't even tell a transgendered woman to shut the fuck up when she was taking over the show, we just took it.
Starting point is 00:24:00 We don't do each shit, don't we? We really take it. We do take it, we're just little simpsons. Anyone who we think has a bigger wiener than us. Mia Isabella and Jason Mayhem Miller, for sure. Yeah, he came in yesterday, he was great, but we're big fans of his, but he was hyped. Hyped up.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Yeah, he came in hyped, for sure. Kept grabbing the microphone, it was, just looking at Jacob's face every time he did this. Ah! Oh, he was just, just knowing that he couldn't say anything It was maybe just looking at Jacob's face every time he did this Just knowing that he couldn't say anything because he'd be choked up Jacob I'm looking on the list here. What's Jacob's book club? Oh We all Glad Jacob you explain. Well, we've been discussing Lou and I have been discussing what books we've been reading which Lou
Starting point is 00:24:44 Louis we've been discussing. Which Lou? Lewis, we've been discussing it. Yeah, and so. Bobby didn't know he assumed that Black Lou couldn't read. No, no, I'm reading too. I might join in. No, no, I know, Boston, you thought Black Lou couldn't read because it's just where you're from originally. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:25:00 So we wanted to get everyone's books that they're reading and hopefully maybe expand the Bonfire Workout crew into Bonfire Reading crew. We do have a Bonfire Band Workout Bunch that we meet every Saturday, and we do a workout with the band. I like that this whole crew gets together. I'm okay with that. I want you guys to bond without me
Starting point is 00:25:20 over these things that I'll never do. And then we have a lot to talk about. Well, first of all, we would love for you to be in the Bonfire Workout Band Crew on Saturdays. No. Why? Band workouts are, let me write it. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:25:42 What does it rhyme with? Make sure I can spell this even right. Well. OK. If we could read, can you read that? Yeah, I can. Wow, yeah, that's. I've been called that since fifth grade.
Starting point is 00:25:59 Yeah. Yeah, that's really what set me off into drugs and alcohol. And now you call it to yourself every Saturday while Jacob walks you through guided routine. It is, well first of all he does it. We watch, what's his name? James Grage.
Starting point is 00:26:12 James Grage. And his good friend David Klein. And now release. But the problem with. I'm very motivating. The problem with the video is that he knows it word for word. So he says it, as the guy says it,
Starting point is 00:26:24 he repeats what he says as he's saying it and he always he always has to adjust Lou yeah okay because yeah apparently he did lose back isn't straight enough it's fucking humiliating the whole thing and what you're putting DJ Lou because I know DJ Lou deserves a bit of a thumping but I mean this is not you don't have to de-ball the guy and make him Do less than everybody else in a fucking band workout. There it is right there. He's doing great It's enraging when Jacob tried to fix my posture or tell me because then you're not together the max out of it I wish you would come over
Starting point is 00:26:56 I wish you'd come over to you and hold your stump and make you do things like that I touch you a lot. Well, this isn't it's not a game You can't just be in the bonfire workout crew and do things wrong But you know you don't buy yourself, but you don't say anything that you've never said anything to me first of all mm-hmm I Can't see you I have common in once because only lose pictures on while the while I'm sharing the screen not anymore It's not gonna be I don't know what that means I'm not gonna let you see me work out so you can't fix me Why is he taking it as an insult when I'm trying to do my job and tell you how to do it right?
Starting point is 00:27:28 Why are you yelling at us? Turn the volume up on this and turn the video off. It just sounds like gay pornography. Yeah. Oh, it does. That's why you love it. How do you lift these bands? Are you worried if you're standing on the band doing curls with it, if it comes off your hands that your boner is gonna catch it. I crank the volume in my apartment.
Starting point is 00:27:47 You crank all right. He does. Hey, ha! Oh, ooh! Five more seconds. Oh, get after it! Oh, come on, you got more in you? DJ Lou, why are you yelling at Coach Jacob like that?
Starting point is 00:27:59 Why are you yelling at Coach Jacob? Yeah, like, what's this? Because every time we do it, I'm like, all right, here it comes, he's gonna tell me to fix my elbows I don't think he's trying to help you. I think he wants to humiliate you not at all It's a power move to power move you've never you've never yelled at Corrected he's jealous. He's jealous. Do you have a beautiful woman of color girlfriend? He's trying to humiliate him in the time
Starting point is 00:28:20 You could probably really hurt yourself Lou. I think he's being nice No, he's trying to get the most out of it Really shitty for Wow Pick up a band and join the boys have invited her privately number of times she goes no And it makes you feel any better It's good. She's doing nothing. What time do you do it? We do it at 11, noon, 11.
Starting point is 00:28:47 What time, on what day? Saturday. Saturday. All right, Christine's gonna be in bed for about another hour and a half, beyond that, so. No, you don't stay in bed past noon on a Saturday. Why wouldn't she, dude? Everything's paid for in her life. She did specifically say,
Starting point is 00:28:59 no, I'm going to lie in bed with my dog. Yes, that is what the case will be till 1.30-ish PM every day. You know, me and Dawn started doing this twice a week on our own. Me and Dawn, I got her a set of bands, and we do it twice a week now. She works out with me.
Starting point is 00:29:14 So Christine, why don't you jump in with us on Saturday with the Bonfire Band Boys? I ask. She can't, dude. She got a lot going on on Saturdays. Do you have the bands? Do you need the bands? I'll get you the band. She has the bench. She's done this with us. They both did it with me one time Yeah, you did it exactly one time and never happened. It felt as gay as it is
Starting point is 00:29:35 I have some audio of Jacob grunting and instructing me. It's it makes me laugh now When you hear Jacob, I don't It makes me laugh. Now, when you hear Jacob, first of all, I don't. It's what Jay's holding up his sign. It's what a horse is. Here's Jacob. First of all, I didn't approve. Oh, we're we're both together.
Starting point is 00:30:00 It's a tough one. Heck, yeah. Legs are on fire. Shoulders are on fire. That's a hard one. Shoulders are on fire. This is a man. Growl if you have to. Cry if you have to. Sit by.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Keep going. Nice. Oh man. Suck those abs in. What are you doing? There we go. That was a? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:39 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. sleep in with the dog. Why aren't you hanging out for this gay orgy that they do every week? This gay Zoom orgy. I think we're all gonna do this almost that fucking dawn.
Starting point is 00:30:47 We're all gonna look like- I'm gonna get my manhood back. Maybe. We're all gonna look like Reacher by the summer and you're gonna be jealous. Probably. Reacher? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Your guys' bodies are gonna look so good in a steam room at David Barton Gym or whatever the fuck it's called. It's David Grage. James Grage. James Grage. And he's a good friend, David. No, David Barton.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Jim is a good Jim where I think really gay stuff happens. Look at Richard, man. Richard's the best, man. Yeah, dude, he would do great in gay stuff. Yeah, he would do great in anything. Guys are all going to look just like him. Yeah, Jim. You're damn right.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Especially you, DJ Lou. Don't give up. That's who I want to be. Why? DJ Lou, once your posture up. That's who I wanna be. No, honestly. Why? DJ Lou, once your posture gets corrected, it's honest to God, you're weeks from this. You did yell at me, I think, the first time, but that was not my fault.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Relax your asshole. Because I didn't know. Bobby, it looked like Bobby was taking his time starting. Bobby, you think you can't get more of it in your mouth, but you can. You gotta push yourself a little bit it in your mouth, but you can You got to push yourself a little bit Put your hand on the back of your head, okay
Starting point is 00:31:58 Accepted act like it's like you're swallowing pills. You've already you're almost like pre swallowing and then let the cock. Sorry the band Follow its way down No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. It is. When I got on first this Saturday, and Jacob was just on his Zoom, on his couch, with his legs crossed.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Yeah. Like a guru? Like a female. Like a, just a middle-aged woman with his eye, looking at his phone, like, he was just like, legs crossed, looking at his phone like he was just like legs crossed Looking at his phone like with his chin up and his arm out just scrolling through his did he have a tumbler of way It was for the wake workout crew to kill and then I and then when I came and I go hey man
Starting point is 00:32:37 He went oh Hey, what's up, Bobby and uncrossed his legs and Bobby said I'm pretty sure I saw his his snacks like basic instinct When his little he had no wonder shorts gave him some beans I was wearing a gray gym shorts from Greece really yeah those won Johnson wrote the war You think you see his beans when he got his letterman leatherman jacket. Oh, yeah Remember that? Remember when John Travolta put on a fucking turn a gre's turning a greaser into a fucking jockey. He looks so... I would like a...
Starting point is 00:33:07 He looks so... I would like an apology from DJ Lou. Why? Because he's attacking me, and I mean, my only job is to help him be the best he can be. No, no, no, no. It's those two fruits in the video. It's their job to help me. It's your job to pile on they can't see you You're probably you yeah, they don't know that you're fucking not getting your ass and down
Starting point is 00:33:34 You're you're facedown enough in your face here. I have three queefs yelling at me. Yes three queefs too Yeah, I guess you can do it on your own then let me see that Oh, what I can those guys will show me now, okay How many times you tell you what this new this new energy out of Lou right here? Yeah comes from one Jason may hit Miller now we had this conversation before The show yesterday at all and we were discussing I was like oh Jason may I was explaining to the crew if they didn't know I'm like always got from bully beat down which was a great show I go I want to have him bully beat down DJ Lou
Starting point is 00:34:06 for being Jacob's bully. One sentence back, DJ Lou writes, I would argue that Jacob's the bully. And I only think I thought about it for two more seconds before I went, Jacob might be DJ Lou's bully. Yeah, he doesn't use force or strength. He uses intimidation, passive aggressiveness, and attitude. Yeah, mental games. And he gets in his head, rent-free, lives in there. And DJ Lou, what
Starting point is 00:34:34 eventually does, is he just cracks and snaps, and then he just looks like a maniac yelling and all falling into Jacob's evil diabolical plan. Snapping about what? Eddie Vedder? I don't know. The black hole agrees with me. Is that something anyone should rationally snap at? Can we just stop right here?
Starting point is 00:34:52 Pause. He brings up a very sensitive thing to him. Very sensitive. Immediately. Because it's the only thing. No, you understand though that he has these kind of feelings for Eddie Vedder, Jacob. Oh!
Starting point is 00:35:04 Yes. You see the word I wrote down here? Can you see it? So maybe be a little nice when you know a guy is in a emotional, this kind of relationship with a man who doesn't know him, and that's gonna hurt when you, and you know it's a soft spot, and when it came up, you went, oh, like Eddie Vedder, you went right for one of his things.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Right for one of his things. Right out of the gate. Right out of his things. Right out of the gate. Who attacks him about Eddie Vetter? You guys, I'm very sensitive to not say anything. I laugh at your jokes. And then he hates me for laughing at your jokes. Right.
Starting point is 00:35:37 I'm always the bad guy. I'm his nemesis in his mind. Evil laugh at his jokes. It's evil laughter. This is the laugh I was born with. Here's what he thinks what he thinks what he thinks is that you're laughing we're making jokes about Eddie Vedder and I think Lou's playing the joke back when he's like you know getting
Starting point is 00:35:55 angry at it because we also are like I don't have harsh strong feelings about Pearl Jam either way I went to the concert, had a good time. I saw Eddie Vedder with Mike Alta almost half of it. So I'm saying you know there are fun someone actually brought up concerts The concert had a good time. Good band, yeah. I saw Eddie Vedder with Mike Alta, almost. So I'm saying, you know, they're a fun, someone actually brought up concerts recently and said they saw Pearl Jam for the first time. I was like, yeah, me too, they were good. They were really good. Unbelievable concert.
Starting point is 00:36:12 But here's the thing. But Christine says something. We do make fun of it, and then you're laughing at it for sure, and then he thinks you're laughing at him getting upset, not at our wonderful Eddie Vedder jokes. No, that's what he's laughing at. He's laughing at my pain. But it is your...
Starting point is 00:36:29 You're laughing at his pain. Listen to that. Listen to that laugh. I do hear it. I do hear it. It's evil. It's an evil laugh. It's an evil laugh.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Is this a comedy show? Absolutely. Yeah, it's a comedy show. But there's still, you can laugh evilly at something. It's an evil comedy show. It's a, you can laugh ev evilly at something or have a nice I guess I'm the only one who found it funny that he was being overly sensitive Black will your thoughts we all thought it was funny, but none of us really stepped his face in the mud like you did
Starting point is 00:36:59 I think Jacob was forgetting the odd thruple Preview that we had where he was shitting on DJ Lou while DJ Lou was sick And they were sharing the same office You kind of remember that I do when we're starting on the odd throuple idea which by the way Still would hold up. I think that would be a lot of fun. I have the tiny house to make it happen Yes, oh my god the three of you in a tiny house hear me out before you say no the three of you in a tiny house hear me out before you say no The three you in a tiny house For six straight months we put cameras everywhere
Starting point is 00:37:31 Yeah, and you guys the only rule is there's three of you, but only two showers can be taken a day who doubles up I'll let the room think about it showering You're showing every day. You're showering every day? You can't shower every day. No, no. What? You can shower every day.
Starting point is 00:37:50 But you have to. But there's only two showers allowed a day for three people. There's three people. So one person gets a shower by themselves, another person has to double up. Now Black Lou, I just follow you know behind you has already said it's going to be you and DJ Lou and I understand before you think that's him being racist or a piece of shit, there's not gonna be room for another person with Lou and his big fat black wiener
Starting point is 00:38:10 in there. Now, do you wanna take a shower with DJ Lou and your dicks probably will never touch because they're all showered back into your bodies? Or do you want Black Lou to turn around constantly and touch the back of your fucking knees with his dickhead? DJ Lou. Yeah. You want DJ Lou's juicy ass rubbing in front of you? I would shower with DJ Lou. Great news Black Lou, you just got your own shower every day in this six
Starting point is 00:38:35 straight months. Wow. Who's gonna cook? Jacob. I'm cooking. You're cooking? Who's cleaning? I mean I'm cooking. No no no, you said Black Lou pointed to himself, but that's not a good look. Not on camera, I wouldn't do that. Yeah. I wouldn't, you guys sit around while Black Lou is cleaning. So, maybe Jacob. Jacob, maybe you cook and clean. Yeah, because you are... What is Lou doing?
Starting point is 00:38:58 You are... This? That. Is this what you are? You're this for cleanliness and food? Yes. That is very... You are... This? That. That. Is this what you are? You're this for cleanliness and food?
Starting point is 00:39:07 Yes. That is very... You're this word? No, you're gay, get away from me. DJ Lou will set the mood and the party and then Black Lou will protect and serve and go get the, he will go out and get the stuff that you guys need.
Starting point is 00:39:22 He'll get supplies. Supplies and stuff. You'll clean and cook and DJ Lou will be cultivating the vibe. He's going to protect. Protect what? If somebody comes, if something comes, he'll protect. Yes, he'll protect.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Who goes shooting in Florida? Lou, what's that? Get the things. What? Seems a little scary to me, and I'll tell you why. Why? I don't want to be the only black person driving around in this area.
Starting point is 00:39:41 You know that area. You're the only black person. I've never run into another black person in that area. I don't want to get pulled over. We'll get you a flannel and a Jeep. You'll be fine. We'll be fine. Yeah, she'll be fine.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Bobby, you told a story that Lewis and I talked about. You said that you and Dawn one time wandered onto somebody, a family's property, and they were all on the porch watching you. Well, then we thought if that was Lewis and his wife, you just would have heard guns. Yes. You would have heard dogs barking, being released. Black Lou. And then you would have heard guns. No, black was a very simple solution for this. The first white guy you see up in the town, give him like a warning,
Starting point is 00:40:24 like we're like, hey, is this to, and just ask for some other town, he goes, why? He goes, I just saw there's like a weird amount of black people down at the grocery store I just came from, and he's gonna be like, oh he warned me about other black people, he's fine, and then you'll be good. I think the odd throuple should be revisited, obviously it won't be for six months, probably a month and a half, two months. I'm not good good without because Lou and I despite this outburst from him today we're in a good great place I think I mean did you feel that his attack but what do you call it an attack this right here is you what you're good at he
Starting point is 00:40:59 snaps loses it you trigger him with those little that you don't god damn worm look at the way your hands are called a queef Look at your hands who look at your little queefy hands right now First of all, he was just trying he was just saying queef because he didn't want to say Can I point something out maybe none none of you know yeah, I do this Saturday workout for Lou. Normally I would do a modified workout. I don't do legs on Saturday because I do a big leg workout at the gym on Friday. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:33 But for him, I do it. Right. But is it for him? Yes. Or is it for the entertainment you get watching him fail at doing it the way you do it? I love being motivating. You, but when you you do yell you do go come
Starting point is 00:41:51 on Lou straighten your back. So what? Like you never tell anyone anything? Well, it's probably do I yell at him? I say it nicely. You could not you could say keep your back straight. I do to everyone. But it does you keep your back straight I do to everyone but it does it keep your back I really I got a good squat come on Lou don't you have a tight ass like your hot black girlfriends like yo bro why here's what you hear Lou straighten your back okay from now on I'm gonna say everyone straighten your ass everyone you can just say keep your back straight You think these people when they say it they go hey Lou they go make sure your back straight
Starting point is 00:42:30 Who does he say James Grange to every perfect posture to everyone he just when he says it make sure your back straight Do you know why James Grange has perfect posture? Beautiful wife what beautiful hot wife, what he does this. Beautiful wife. What? Beautiful hot wife. What's her name? Beard McBeard? What's her name? Beard McShow and my friends?
Starting point is 00:42:50 A Nick. What? A Nick. Yeah. They do a workout together. I bet they do. It's Danielle. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Daniel. And then they both hit the showers and go have gay sex with other people in the bathroom. Jacob, look. I think you're in great shape, but you live in a gay world. You're trying to drag my friend DJ Lou into it. The point is is that we thought we when we thought that DJ Lou might have been the bully when it comes down to it Jacob you're the bully. You're wrong. Buddy you're the bully. I'm attacked he's made me out to be his nemesis in his head for 13 years.
Starting point is 00:43:26 And I like Lou. But whatever it is, we are oil and water. I admit to that. Lou's the water. I don't know which one's supposed to be the bad one. You. The one that's on the top. No, no, the oil or the water.
Starting point is 00:43:39 The oil stays on top. Lou said you. You. Whatever the bad one is, it's you. You stays on the bottom. He still has these feelings. It's crazy. I go home and sleep like a baby. Listen, I de-ball another man.
Starting point is 00:43:56 I would feel that way too. I'd feel proud too if I triggered somebody and made him snap and lose his shit. Yeah, he goes home and sticks pins in his Jacob doll. Jacob, don't sleep like a baby You have nightmares every night you told me Oh yeah, don't you have demons every night? That's true Okay, but they're not about Lou. I've never had an evil dream. I've never had a nightmare about Lou
Starting point is 00:44:16 What are your nightmares? I bet we could probably dial it back to Lou somehow. I don't know, it's being killed by records I forgot about your constant never-ending nightmares. This was the worst week I think I've ever had. Every time you close your eyes to a horror movie. This was one of the worst weeks I've ever had. Hey, Mike Bibiglia, I've never, I've never known about your nightmares. Why have you never, I've never heard about this.
Starting point is 00:44:36 I've never had a pleasant dream. I only had nightmares. I only have a nightmare. Wow, that's, that is fucking is fucking nuts. Yeah, that's terrifying That's also nuts. And it's also It's also this also that I don't know what yes Well, I assume these are what the most of nightmares are You finally have the most delicious wiener in your mouth and it just goes away
Starting point is 00:45:00 Most of his nightmares are roller skating And then end in a barn dancing. You keep watching James Grange videos and it cuts off right before you come every time. I was one with Jay this weekend, I cannot remember it. You had a nightmare with Jay? I woke up and I can only tell you that he was with Jay. Were you featuring for him somewhere?
Starting point is 00:45:24 Was I having you? Was he headlining with a huge poster in Times Square and just a small photo of you next to him? Because that probably was a nightmare. No. It wasn't that. But I'll tell you what, middling for Bobby Kelly is a dream.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Another one, a lot of work-related ones now. So you think that you're a, why you have work-related ones now. So you think that you're, why you have work-related nightmares, because you're nervous? I don't know, like, well, maybe because of the mass firings. Some of it just implanted something in my, I don't know why it was in there. Was the dream me writing a letter to get you fired? Hey, you guys missed one.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Hey, serious. Might have been. Something along that line. But you used to be a lot of serial killers. You have dreams of serial killers. Yeah, and be chased like. But they're dressed like sugar plums. With knives, machetes.
Starting point is 00:46:18 You were being chased by a serial killer with a machete? Yeah, all around the house. And then trying to kill my family. And then a lot when I was younger, it was a lot of me falling into water and then seeing a fin. And then at night, the shark was coming to eat me while I was in black water. Were you raped in a boathouse as a child? I dude, I don't know why. I would love I just want to experience one pleasant dream. We have a molested? No, do you know? Yeah, I'm pretty sure pretty sure. Yeah, do you think getting less it would help?
Starting point is 00:46:51 Maybe I'll try anything I guess I'm gonna tell you and don't watch any documentaries about the Olympic team What if I would tell you inside your butt is a reset button that if I push it? inside your butt is a reset button that if I push it you can take away all of your pain. No, I don't want to. You sure? I don't believe that's true. We'll start you over though. That's not real.
Starting point is 00:47:10 No, I have a good friend, Dr. Larry Nasser told me this. You're going to tell me a doctor that nobody's talking about. There's a button inside of you that if I push it with my finger, a wiener will take away all your pain. Your neck pain's gone. Just like that. Is that true? It's vaginas.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Is that true? It's vaginas. More man vaginas. Is that true? It's vaginas. Is that true? It's vaginas. Or manfussing. Yeah, dude, it's vaginas if you're not. Whistling. Laughing. Is that true? Is there a button inside my asshole that you can push?
Starting point is 00:47:33 Yeah. And what does it do? It resets you, so it's like a factory reset, so you'd know more pain, like whatever you have. You have like a, you have any kind of aches and pains today? I do. What do you have today, where is it at? My shoulder and my back, or my wing.
Starting point is 00:47:46 Your shoulder, upper back? Upper back, yeah. Okay, there's the button in your asshole that will work to fix all of that. He'll do it in front of Don and Max, too. I'll do it in front of your family. They're not gonna actually see my fingers going into your ass, but they'll be in the room
Starting point is 00:48:00 and you'll see it's all above board. We could do it on my little counter in my kitchen. But if you tell people or scream, we're both gonna get in trouble, so don't tell. I can't tell anybody. I wouldn't tell. I can't make a noise? Well, look, then I'm gonna be factory resetting everybody through their assholes.
Starting point is 00:48:16 Is that what you want, dude? Or do you want the secret? What if I don't scream and it's pure joy mode? It's gonna be. Because all that ails you goes away. It's easy to forget about shoulder pain when a fat guy is putting two fucking knuckle-gloved fingers up your asshole.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Oh, you keep the gloves on? Yes. Okay. That's why I have them. Well, I don't want to get shit on my hand. I'm just trying to reset my friend. And you know that keeps it to where you, this is as far as you go.
Starting point is 00:48:44 That's it. That's what those gloves before yeah Yeah, they're the perfect length The reset button is this far up your asshole Yeah, yeah, you know if I use my wiener, I don't bury it up there. Yeah, but you wouldn't get to the button Stop it. Why that's not nice to say to people now. You're my bully Just sitting here constantly being hammered by your friends calling us little dicks and fat and middleers?
Starting point is 00:49:09 No, that was to me. You wouldn't get hard enough from my asshole to fix it. Oh, I like that you switched it around. Bobby, you would make me so hard, it's crazy. No, I wouldn't. No, dude, I would be rock hard for you. No, you wouldn't, dude. You'd be half hard and you'd be like, keep popping out,
Starting point is 00:49:24 you'd be like, I got it, I got it. First of all, you have to be really hard for anal. No, you wouldn't, dude. You'd be half hard and you'd be like, keep popping out and you'd be like, I got it, I got it. First of all, you have to be really hard for anal sex. You have to be. Not mine. For not your asshole? It'll accept the, it'll accept the sauger? Mine goes like this. It'll accept a little soggy?
Starting point is 00:49:37 I don't mind that at all. I don't mind that one little bit. I really think that, I think you've uncovered the truth on this show. Jacob is a bully. Yeah, well, it was, I gotta tell ya, it was DJ Lou. I would've just said arbitrarily across the board that DJ Lou bullies Jacob, and upon one sentence suggestion
Starting point is 00:50:02 I was like, I think he's completely right. Yeah, you're right. You're wrong, I think he's completely right. Yeah, you're right wrong. I'll tell you what He you're though. You're the guys that make fun of him joke, but he cannot allow himself to be angry at you So he takes it on the guy who laughs at the joke So I become his nemesis. Do you didn't you over here Dave? She tells me angry with Dave Chappelle put it very eloquently and it made total sense when he Said it these racist jokes that I wrote were making white people laugh, so I have to move to Africa Doesn't that make sense to you?
Starting point is 00:50:35 It scares people Sure, he wrote all those jokes and then white people were laughing of the way he intended and then he had to run the Africa because that's Bullying you understand now, right? No. Okay. I didn't get that line at all. It's okay. Lou, I'm sorry you have to deal with this.
Starting point is 00:50:55 If you want to take it to HR, we'll give statements. We'll think about it. Nice. I'll back you up. Are you going to go this Saturday still? Yeah. You're still going to go, okay. I think he likes it. Your nightmares back you up. Are you gonna go this Saturday still? Yeah, you're still gonna go. Okay, dude I think he likes it your nightmares become a reality
Starting point is 00:51:08 Your nightmares become a reality Lou's going to the HR about you the guy who actually does this specifically for Lou This is the and he resents me tell HR that every Saturday not even on work hours He demands to see you in exercise clothes on Zoom. And then play the audio of what he does while you're just sitting on screen. Right, and it's a great activity. He's singling me out.
Starting point is 00:51:35 You're singling him out. I told you, he's the only one on the screen. I think you kind of bully everybody. Fueled by the evil in your dreams. I think he bullies, I mean, I'm hot. Yeah. Are you hot? I'm a little hot.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Is the heat up? Did you put? Enough said. Did you put the, did you hear that? Did you hear it? It's bullying. That, did you hear it? That's all it took.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Did you hear it? Pass it around, he makes you feel like shit. I just said, I just put that out there, it's a little hot in here. As one of the co-hosts. Your comfort is paramount. I mean that just, I don't like it. It is.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Okay, well I don't like your word. It is, but he doesn't, but Jacob's instinct isn't to go, well the host, Bobby's a host, he needs to be temperature comfortable. It's, we could do it, we could make it you, so you're comfortable. But Jacob's gonna have, you're gonna see on his face that he is miserable about it. As he pulls it, as he lays his electronic fucking body warmers all over the tables and fucking fanned out all of his weird. Yeah, he wears his elf hood.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Yeah, a fucking slicker. He's got a zillion things with him to fucking. Yeah, he wears his elf hood. Yeah, a fucking slicker. He's got a zillion things with him to fucking. Yeah, I have gear. Yeah. What's it to you? It's passive aggressive. I just think that if you've uncovered something
Starting point is 00:52:55 that we should be aware of in the studio. Keep your eyes open. Keep your eyes open. Jacob's a bully. He can be a bully, a little bully-ish. Probably. What's in that big thermos beer Drinking beer just yelling at all of us. Is that what you do dad. It was a Guinness
Starting point is 00:53:12 It's a little afternoon nip no big deal The book club. Mm-hmm. I think I might join the the bonfire book club though. I'm reading a book right now Al Pacino's book there you go Sonny book club though I'm reading a book right now Al Pacino's book there you go Sonny where is it where's the book? It's at my house in my book chair mm-hmm on my book I made a book holder okay I made a special book holder table for my book is it called a Kindle? No it's not a Kindle it's a did you see my book holder I made a special table for my book Because I make subject and you have I have saws and tools at my house now that you have a house
Starting point is 00:53:51 Yeah, I will start to buy you the things that you need so that when you need something you don't have to go buy I have a work area. You have a work area. You have a nice work. You have a better work area than me You have a huge work area. I'm gonna buy you a couple saws I'm gonna buy you a couple saws, I'm gonna buy you a screwdriver kit. By the way, I know this for a fact right now because I am too. Bobby, you're cold, I'm cold. We know Jacob's fucking nipples hurt,
Starting point is 00:54:15 but on pure principle, you're leaving a freezing cold in there. 100%, yes. Because you won't let Jacob bully you. I will not be bullied anymore. You won't be bullied anymore. Especially in our band brother club and in our new book club and in our new book club. Band brothers and book club.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Band brother and the book club. The Bonfire Book Boys. If I'm not needed with a workout crew, I can do it on my own. Please don't become a victim. If there's anything I hate... I'm victimized. I hate victims.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Please don't be a victim. You're not the victim. You don't have to do it anyway. I'm working out. Okay, workout. We'll all workout. You're not the victim. You don't have to do it anyway. I'm working out. OK, work out. We'll all work out. We're all going to work out.
Starting point is 00:54:50 And if you do have suggestions, which is fine, just throw them out in general. I say it like a trainer says it. I didn't agree for you to train me. He's going to go, Lou, I got better things I could do on a Saturday, dog. I could be fucking eating one chocolate pretzel or disgusting vegetable chips Okay, I don't to be here with you. I don't you about your shitty form and your dumb fucking nipples I can be watching volleyball right now, or maybe women's soccer, but I'm not I'd be watching a myriad of female activities
Starting point is 00:55:22 There it is what? So of female activities. There it is. What? You're right. So, listen. Oil and water, dude. You have. That's what I call you guys as a gay couple, oil and water. Which one's bad, which one's good? Lose on top, easy oil.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Jacob's bottoming, bottom water. Your bottom water. Your bottom water, he's top oil. He's top oil, your bottom water. I don't he's top oil he's top your bottom water I don't agree with any of this I don't feel I'm the bully I feel like I've been bullied but you are but you are bottom water right to lose oil top this is a analogy of this black blue do you do the band workout too yeah yeah you also do the band workout too? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:05 You also do the band workout. You don't give him any shit though. I've corrected him once but... He had to be corrected now. Wow. He corrected me. His posture. How many days are we out of February when I start hearing this shit?
Starting point is 00:56:16 I mean... He corrected me on the first time but it wasn't my fault. The thing was behind on my end. Which I didn't know. And then I said, oh, I apologize. Can I be honest? How do you correct you to go, it's elasticity, Bobby. No, he kinda yelled at me, dude.
Starting point is 00:56:32 You went. I said, Bobby, you can't start after or something. No, you said, let's, you went, Bobby, let's go. You're running behind. Okay, yeah. We're in the middle of it. I gotta, I don't have time for pleasantries. First time. First time in the middle of it. I got a I don't have time for pleasantries first time first time in the band workout
Starting point is 00:56:48 I didn't even get to aggressive Jacob when I did the one workout with him. It was our first little foray so he just did the workout also and let the the Sorry bisexual gentleman on the screen. Tell us what to do. I Know he's married. He's married. This is 2025, Jacob. This is what you get. Yeah, you're fucking throwing him down now.
Starting point is 00:57:10 He ain't taking shit no more. He ain't taking shit no more.

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