The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Live From the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin, Texas Part 2 (feat. Ian Fidance & Shane Gillis)

Episode Date: October 1, 2021

Ian Fidance plays the part of Jacob Battat and Shane Gillis keeps contestants in line during Bonfire Trivia at Antone's in Austin Texas!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com @BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bond Fire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now back to the Bond Fire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder, live from the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin, Texas. for this next segment playing the role of Jacob Atat, will be Ian Fydehntz. Say hello to your new step, Jacob Austin and welcome back to the Bond Fire on Series XM Fashion Talk 103. I'm Dan Soder, that's Big J.O.K. me. And we are Alive at Antones in Austin, Texas.

For the Buntar Comedy Festival. Buntar. And we got a new step, Jacob. Hi, everybody. That's Ian before he goes into the role. Yeah. He has to immerse himself. I didn't find his place. He has to immerse himself.

I'm going to find his place. Welcome back to the show. We've got this. For this segment, we're going to be finding our contestants. Four contestants. Four contestants. Only four of you have to play this stupid game. What? It's a very fun game. No, I don't know.

Maybe some of the questions actively made me laugh, but it's probably just because it's a shit that we know. It's inside baseball. But. Yeah. But the anger we're we're gonna feel no one knows anything. That's the funniest Possible outcome. Well my father is that we do a trivia game and you guys go you think we pay attention to that My dad didn't know my middle name so I Felt it before We're having a party man

I've felt it before. We're having a party, man. Woo! I already like the new take. I love Josh's, but I also love Yitz. We're having a party, man. Dude, if I don't dance, I'm gonna die. Woo! This is Goy Jacob.

We finally found out what Jacob would have been like if he wasn't in the tr truck. Look at Woody Matat. I love it when a guy compliments my vibe. Woo! My favorite one, an email. What's with you, Adam? We see who wants to take place, but I'm showing you. Yeah, well, who wants to take place in this trivia game?

Yeah, right here, Jack. Because they're my only before. You guys, all right, so we got the whole row right here, sir. You are very energetic. Why don't you come up to the City Council, Mike? Because they're mine only before you guys all right so we got the whole row right here sir you are Very energetic. Why don't you come up to the city council Mike this guy's never been called energetic and his entire life That's fucking crazy that was your first fucking adjunct that's what I do. I build them up Jay break some down Yeah, sir. I enjoyed the pep in your step and Jay Yeah, What's up Slim, thanks for taking a break from marathoning to be with us. Jay, you told me that it would be big on big crime here.

I can't hit this guy too hard because I'm a lethal weapon. I can't hit this guy too hard because I'm such a lethal weapon. I never know, I was a Jacob drop, I was straight up to stop him saying that. God, we did smoke a lot before the show. I'm such a lethal. I never know, it's a Jacob drop. I'm straight up to stop even saying that. God, we did smoke a lot before the show. God damn it, we sent away our first person. Sir, what's your name? My name is James.

James. Where are you from? Austin. OK, I'm sorry for asking that. You got mad at me. I was just like, Austin, what the fuck do you think? Dude, tape, tile back in energy, please. Damn, why would you get somebody so electric up here? Dude, tape, tile-backed energy, please. Damn, why would you get somebody so electric up here?

Sorry, dude. I just saw his movement to remind him of a young Sebastian. Why? This guy's my Akito teacher. So if we gave you gift certificates for stuff in Austin, you would be able to use it at any time. Yes.

This would probably benefit you the most. Alright. What if it's places you hate in Austin? I'll give it to some friend. Alright, well that makes me feel like shit. It's like, I don't know, I'll fucking throw it in a stocking at Christmas and tell him to fuck off. It's $50 gift certificate to Joanne Fabrics.

They can't do this! That was great. That was a fantastic jade belt. You get pops on the eye. Josh is just living in that head now. He likes it. You're here doing the stop motion technology for Red Dead Redemption.

It looks like you should be at one of those parts where he gets fake shot in a window and falls into a wagon of hay. You got to ride on one of those little ponies though. Dude, Jay is fucking deemed alike. Is that me? I just thought it was fine. He's calling him big. Sir, Jay is fucking deemed alike. Is that me? I just thought it was funny calling him big. Sir, I appreciate your good.

You had a colon big, you called him energetic. You were fucking pumped to get over his hand. No one else did. So many other people did. I'm glad we picked him. I saw lightning strike and I ran towards him. All right. Well, you've always been a storm chaser.

No, that had to. You ready to store, Jay? How many knots out are we from that tornado? Do all of it, Jay. Catch me up in Oklahoma running after twisters. Yeah. I think he's endured enough abuse. Yeah.

Do you want to ask any questions? Do you want to toss them out? Find out if you should be One of the four contestants. Yeah, should I do the first four questions the pedophile hundreds? Fuckin do it dude. Mr. Dream. How fucking old was he? You know what I didn't think this out probably not okay, all right You know what that tone was way too confrontational for my taste. Okay, I don't know. Keep your fucking hands out of your pockets.

That was good. What is the personality of the hooker? That is a good question. What is the personality of the hooker? I like when you do it where almost Lou would have launched it. Yeah, he's fucking killing you. Have you listened to the show the entire time or your recent listener?

The Soda Shop, yeah. Oh hell yeah. Oh, he's show Kobe the entire time, or had you recently listened to it? The Soda Shop. Yeah. Oh hell yeah. All right. Oh, me show. Copic closet. Yeah. Yeah, hell yeah, dude.

All right. Do you have a wife or a girlfriend in the show? This lovely experience, was? No. Damn, I am mean today. That one wasn't even on purpose. They can't wait to show their penis to everyone. He's not wrong about that either.

Matthew. I love a Jacob laughing at it, Jacob Live. God our show is meta. You wouldn't let us do this on Comedy Central Radio. Too heavy for them. Maybe this will be the springboard, it's your new life. If you win this thing. Think of all the things you can come next. Maybe local trivia.

Or... Dude, I would love to kick back one day on my ranch in Wyoming and see him just rip through everyone on Jeopardy. No, and he got his start right here. Oh my god, the new Ken Jennings. Who sucks at holistic jeopardy. Does he? Yeah, he looks like a four-year-old dressed up for Easter.

I don't think his mom did his hair. He's not charming at all. Who's your favorite? Who's your favorite? I mean, Alex, rest the king. No, I'm not. Come on, obviously. I don't know.

I'm working my way through it. I'm only through Ken Jennings right now. You're your backlog on jeopardy? Yeah. You don't jump ahead. You'm not only through congenit right now. You're your backlogs on jeopardy. Yeah You don't jump ahead. You know The knowledge will come You don't want to miss the story lines or something dude. I'm not gonna lie. It was sad fucking going through Alex's final episodes Yeah, sorry guys Alex dies Dude

Sorry guys, Alex dies. Dude! That's the whole thing. Really? Yeah. My mom's dead. 12 o'clock! What is proton pack for 600, Alex? Oh, okay.

Sorry, everybody, we summoned him by saying his name. Better hope, fucking Trish doesn't show up with their proton pack. There's so many of your hauntings that she wants to lock horns with. Oh man. The dish putting one down and giving the nod of that. Dude, reformed slut ghost hunters. Trish. This show is about.

This show is about. This show is about new beginnings. All right. What do you think? Is he one of the four? Four horsemen in the apocalypse? I mean, I've pointed out every hole in his life. Yeah.

I'm not a famine. You're one of them. We'll see you in the next segment. Take a seat. What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing?

What's the thing? James, right? James. James. James. Thank God. What's the thing? I'm taking a swing at that, and I am bad at names. Yeah. here's a nice way to remember. Slim Jim. You're a bad cowboy.

You're an evil, you're an evil rustler. Why is that? It is the black hat. You're absolutely right. It's taking you over. How did you know? Nice beard, fucking George Michael. Start doing the George Michael. Yeah. Start doing the George Michael butt. He didn't realize those for dudes the whole time.

It is weird when you think back. And you're like, I was always a little like, why do ladies like a man's tush? There's really not a lot to do. And then you realize he was gay. And you're like, oh, OK. I would never, a girl says she's in the guy's ass is I think she's a lesbian line.

Really? Yeah. My mom was super into Dante Bishops, but when he put for the Colorado Walkies. Why did you go so crazy for Dante Bishops? You just love a good outfielder? She's like, I love a rightfielder that can hit third. Just a woman that's all psyched about.

Ass? Miss, were you really psyched about ass? OK, thanks for disappearing. She didn't want to be the salt majority. Christine, you're looking at me. Do you have a guy's ass? They're okay. It's not like my thing, but yeah, I enjoy a nice butt. I have a horrible ass. Ladies, is there anyone in here who asks us the number one trait? Oh no, almost.

Not almost. Not almost. Almost. It's pretty good. It's crazy. It, almost. Almost, not almost. Almost, it's pretty good, it's crazy, it's over the list. So if he has just a fucking real weird weiner, but a fucking don't call him. Just a bent crank from some of the... Just put a drink on that shit. I know, he fell off one of these bird scooters. Put it down at the first. Yeah, he's got a little pickpale.

But just a fucking jalo. But the guy is just got a fucking badoon. That is real. What do you get out of that? Is that where you thrust from? I might be a simple norther, but I'm trying to learn your customs. Why do you like a man's ass?

And why are you with me then? I have the worst ass. Those ass cheeks. Trying to do that's on the list. You're the cute butt that you wiggle. Yeah, that's... Did I lower the Christine blows up Jay's spot with the cute shit that you don't see?

What, wiggle butt Jay? You're doing a little butt wiggle, then. Wiggle butt Jay? Yeah. You better stop it. You better open that relationship to polyamorous. I run out, I run out my underwear and I go, and if she doesn't say wiggle butt J, I get pissed. It's a turn of emotion that I was prepared for.

Yeah, I'm like, what am I doing it for then? Why don't I wiggle this ass? Pull me out of the, if I'm like, I'm doing a cute thing and she's like, and she just looks and doesn't do a cute thing back, I'm like, hey, fuck, face, we're doing a cute thing. Don't make me an ass in my own place. It really does hurt when you're as an adult being left hanging, doing something cute.

Oh my God. It really stings, because you're like, fuck you, play along. Do you know what's, I saw this the other day because everyone's seeing people for the first time in a while down here, it's a festival. Yeah, we haven't all this the other day because everyone's seeing people for the first time in a while down here, it's a festival. Yeah, we haven't seen all that in the comics at all. Maybe equally as bad as getting left hanging

on like a knuckle pound or a handshake, the person didn't see, but you were going for? Equally awkward is the person who sees that hat. You know what I mean? Now there's like an obligation to go. That's the person that watching fall down. He falls down. No? Now there's like an obligation to go. That's the person that watching fall. It's okay. No, but I watch that somebody fall makes me, that's great.

But I want to watch someone eat shit on a handshake and being the only one who saw it and they look at you like, I'm an asshole. And you gotta be reassuring with a look like. Yeah. Yeah. It ain't seen. You okay?

Yeah, I don't like being. That's a response. Watching someone watching you fall is the funniest If they don't know you and you eat shit in front of them and you get up and you're like I usually walk fine Oh my god, this is the first the first the ass don't tell me last time I think that was my flesing I don't eat or something How did I fucking live with this one? I was eight all the time

You want to pick another contestant? have to yes, we do maybe a lady Yeah miss all right, oh I hope this is like oh look at the nails you know, but you just got out of yesterday's rave Yeah, are you still up from Thursday? She's ever seen the show she just wants to burn this aneral. Yeah. What's your name miss? My name is Vanda. Vanda. Like a band. Oh shit with the panda hat. All right. I'm in it. Vanda the panda. That's great. Is that yours yours as a Dan the man I don't go and say Jay the gay go ahead

Make it good about yourself. You were saying in your head I don't want to say it out good. I'm telling you good Definitely Band of the panda were you from Parkson known Definitely Band of the panda were you from pop son known? Fuck yeah, she looks like a young bd. Wong. Okay. All right I don't know if we would have hit that drop that I wanted to was worried dude. What if that's what got us fired a fake Jacob by way of Ian Via And that's where God has fired. A fake Jacob by way of Ian Fadeh. Via.

Cancel Via. Yeah. You know what? This is crazy. It's a ricochet shot, but it got you. Vander, you big fan of the show? Honestly, I am up here for my boyfriend, because I really want him to come up here.

Oh, dude, the ultimate bonfire move. He's the catfish. We've talked about this so many times. After shows, you have to understand, women will do this all the time to us with a walk up and a go. My boyfriend loves you, but he doesn't want to talk to you. Yeah.

All right, is there, do I have to do a dance for him to come over? Yeah, you're like, so leave him alone. No, he does, but he's just like in the back. And I just like, word my way in. Oh, you burrowed here to get him? Yeah, because I love him that much. Do you feel like you can answer a bonfire trivia question

to get him on the panel? Um, I can offer you a gift that he actually... No, no, no, we do not barter. Even? You cannot buy the jug. The Senate God's last bottle, then. This is the modern West mess. Even if it's a race so now?

It's like, what about two of you children I have four beaver pills, a wagon wheel, and enough packs to get you to California. Is this a fun dowry for your services? But I can't. Do you feel like you can answer any bonfire questions at all? Any? I love bringing it. Have you ever listened to the show?

I hear it when he's listening to it while he's sitting. Now this, this is the trivia question. While he's sitting. Through a door while he's taking a dump you hear me and Jay's voice being like, oh, roll, roll, roll. I do. Damn, the smells were associated with in her mind. Oh my God.

I hope it doesn't smoke while he shits dude Want to ask her I would hope that she would just hit it out the park and then you don't get them under this what channel we on To move great no no station goes no just take all listeners We take Spotify we take you to we take all the listeners So she knows from serious XM. Do you can you name the crew? Can you name everyone who is on the show? All right Three away All right, it was Who else three away you three away? Three what?

Okay One more No, no, no, no, no No one help her out you have and by the way if you don't get this one you are canceled I'm letting you know this one you are canceled. I'm letting you know. You guys the final, the sixth member of the crew. Someone called him the black tiger.

Someone called him. You just had a baby. Right? Come on. Maybe one of his names is already on the staff. Dude, I'm doing, I'm fucking walking her there. All right, but you better be a life-long listener after this. Black Christine.

Yeah, I'm good. That is the best answer, huh? I can have my chance. Black Christine? We have to hire a black woman named Christine now. If your name is Christine and you are African American, please submit to the bond file. Automatic opening is a producer now that you've been named. I think I want her to be a contestant.

Yeah. I think it'd be funny if she was a contestant, but she gets double the points if she gets it right. Absolutely. Absolutely. I don't know, what do you guys think? Make some noise if she should be a contester. Now, make noise if she shouldn't be a contester.

Not enough. She's in. You're in. No, I'm gonna get out of here. I want to have a role in the hay with black Christine tonight Christine just felt so good right there. She's like I am back Black eyes what was the job? Not but you know, I mean we know all the Christine jobs. Are you you're gonna be in the game?

Yeah, you however, I feel like we should give her one life one lifeline to her boyfriend Not the whole game whoa, no, no, you're up here the whole time But you guys feel like we could give her how many lifelines should we give her one? You get one Sorry one one from her boyfriend and she can call home. On speakerphone. You can call somebody. No one can tire us for the accents we make us jobs. We called it. All right. She's in you know what else are terrifying. Yeah Yeah, all right

Well, thank you. Panda right? Panda Panda I can be alright. I'm sorry Fanta goodbye No, what I mean, Jay next segment. Oh, yeah Next segment. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's gonna be funny to watch the crash course

and that he gives me right now. Okay, it's Danny J. Both of their dad's up. Both of your monster consorts. All right. Here you go. He's not gonna get it up. And then if I get it, why don't he like trust like, J. likes metal music and horror, right?

It's all positive. Meanwhile Meanwhile James is like excellent. Oh James is already counting his prize. Already counting. All right, so anybody else? Who else? We need two more. Two more contestants. Who said? You've met her. We've met her before. She's a campaign we've met. That makes me wonder if that should be a qualifier or a disqualifier. She'll just be like, come on up.

Are you gonna lob me soft balls like you did the last one? I mean, we should. No, no, no, no, no. And someone that was raised by a single mom, no, no, no, no. That bullshit done work on me. She was clearly not a fan of the show, and it's funnier for the bit if she doesn't know shit. But now you will be super tasted.

Katelyn here cried when she saw us yesterday in the street, so I think she's gonna know too much stuff. She cried the game. She put in a fucking Jackson 84. Dance socials, 5-8-7-0-4-1-1. This is too much. I've stolen... I've stolen...

I've stolen... I feel like she's gonna run the table. She might be a ranger. She's gonna run the table. But I feel like James needs good competition and I feel like she might be the one to set it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm with this. I'm going fighter, you're gonna run the table. But I feel like James needs good competition, and I feel like she might be the one to set it. Yeah, yeah, I'm with this. I'm gonna imagine, I'm fantasy booking this,

but I really see a collision at the finals between these two. I'm just saying so far with our choices, we're bullying Vanda the bandit. I know I'm being evil-jabric. Yeah, but Vanda tried to sneak in for her boyfriend, so it's justified that you... Yeah, fuck her!

I didn't say that. I didn't say that. No, no, you're right, Dan. No, no, I'm a simple working man. I'm a working hell. Right the hell with their Dan. I'm just like the rush-song. I'm a working man in this house.

I got to get the energy out to compete with James. Yeah, see if you can go crack it. If you want to go, you can hit the exercise bike for a little bit. Get your fucking blood flowing so you can keep up with the energy of the show so far. Because James is coming in hot. He might park horror at this stage. Nothing's off limits. Are these anchors?

I don't think so. Dude, a front flip on at this stage. Get hit! Get hit! Is it? What? I think Kristi is going to tell us where time's running up. No, it's a segment I worry.

No, we got time. I still got to pick two people. We got to pick two people and I feel like you could be the number two seed, which makes the fourth pick more fun. Wild card. We're looking for a real wild card. All right, that kind of scared me. Yeah, explain me about that.

I got yelled at like he woke up to yell it. Yeah, who's right here? Yeah. Anyone who stepped up? I'm a wild card. Yeah, that's a weird one. You don't want somebody to step up as a wild card. I'll fire a couple on this roof.

Yeah. He was sleeping with his hat turned. Broom. Wild card. I'm a wild card. That's in the back using it. Yeah. Someone asked for a wild card.

Okay, so Caitlin's in. I mean, that was the easiest. What are we, are we fucking Arizona state? Why not, what are we asking now? We're like, hey, thanks for showing up, you're in. Check clear, welcome, you're a sundae. I can't make will you fuck DJ Lou jokes. I mean, we know our boyfriend.

The whole thing sucks. OK, how about this? Should we have her compete with her boyfriend for a spot? You want to make this a domestic? We're having a party, man. All right, first one who's breaks their ocular bone. Slap contest. Now it's bonfire trivia. Do you think you can beat your boyfriend a bonfire trivia? Uh, yes.

Good sir, do you think? I'm sorry, what your name one more time? Peter. Peter, it's Peter, give it up for Peter and Caitlin everybody. It's a sub game of our first trivia game, the first domestic game of the question. Nice question. Sure. What is Dan sleeping? I want to make him have a fight later, too.

I don't even know if I've answered that before. I don't know what you're sleeping, buddy. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I don't know him here and say, uh, teenage reading Ninja Turtle... One Z? Not a bad guess!

It was a horrible guess! Honestly, not a bad guess, and I might shift to that. Got that one right? You need to start rocking one piece underwear. Dude, if I zip up to go to bed... You're still getting a close sexy, you mixed me furious. You big fat dick knocking around on one day.

You're very normal sized kid. Very normal sized kid. Big huge fat hug just knocking around the... I got a question for you. Zipper in, so what? You're getting... Stop it! It's gonna tug on your light shaft hairs.

Dude, I wish that picture was real so I could fuck your butt and shut you up. That wouldn't shut me up. Then I would know, I would know it's rash. When you pull it out, he can't, he can't put it back in the sheet. He tastes blood. He's like a Ronin. S-my we know a lot.

What did Jay's dad call Jay's daughter when he first met her? It's a good one. I say, uh... She's still a girl, but that's all well. I say, uh... I mean, he saw her. Funny her if he called her, Ike. What's up, Ike? It's a...

Tim? It's up? Tim? It's got a question mark. Sweetheart? Now, all right, it was Elizabeth. Yeah. Her name is Isabella. I don't think you guys listen to the show. I did not have my hand up.

Do you have a question for him? All right, I got one. Where is DJ Lou from? She got that one that's one zero you're making a battle out on multiple questions. I don't give a fuck, dude We got this place right until 915 Okay I don't know I guess she just wants into the tournament, but I want her to go get her boyfriend and think she just bullied us out of it Is this how she is? Are you okay?

You know what I'm saying, dude I think we have to get a guy out of a toxic relationship He just lives in our studio next week. You call him the little lady? That little lady said homebitching again. She goes, I caught him standing up peeing again, had to put a cigarette out on him. He'll learn.

Trying to take his manhood back. And then he'll learn. You splash on the floor when you pee like a boy. That is why you sit down on your pee. Draw me a bath. One more question, Jay. Just Steven. Puh, puh, puh, puh. Do you think if you got hit by a bus tonight,

your girlfriend would fuck Dan. What? Dude? Well, don't let me ask the question. Yeah, for sure. She told me she'd throw it all away for Dan. She told it all away for Dan. It's very nice for him and I'm in a lot of relationship.

Thank you very much. He's in a relationship. I also said that about Jacob. Okay. She's a big bond-far bit. What about Jacob? Is Jacob on the list? What about Jacob? Is Jacob on your throwaway list? Sure fine. Yeah, I don't think sure fine's gonna hurt him when he listens to this episode. I think you just hurt Jacob.

I got a lot of plus. That was perfect Ian. Perfect. Both played. All right, you're in Caitlin. Caitlin's in. Perfection. Perfection. Both played. All right, you're in, Caitlin. Caitlin's in. One last one.

One last one. Who else is interested? Who else? All right, we got two people that shot their hands up. Try to find the weirdest one. Might be that guy. With the tourist-adgressive park? Yes.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, not the tourist- at park? Yes! Oh no, no, no, no, not the tourist address at park. Are you talking about the moustache and the spectacles? Skinny Stobros? Yes, skinny Stobros. That is not a bad description. Get over here skinny Stobros. Look at those high sleeves on a short sleeve and a leather band.

Damn, dude, this guy rules. Yeah. Is this so? You look like a gun store owner in the Old West. This one right here, six chambers. Kill all six-y enemies. He looks like squeaky from the front, and surely. Yeah.

I'll be honest. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh. Big bonfire fan. Feel like you could really do some damage in trivia. Have you listened the whole time? On serious or on YouTube?

In your car, in between child abductions? Hit him with the four, Jay! Hit him with the four questions! How old was she? What if this whole time we were actually just trapping pedophiles? Yeah, Sarah coming up here. You guys think we were calling randos?

We got kisses on all these fucking rooms. You got to show me a question for him? Yeah. Why did you say to a 14 year old, I want to suck your ass hole? You're a puller of the chat box. I got the chat box. I go, you're Coyote Fox 071.

You want to eat her ass. Ew, would you like to eat mine? Would you like to eat mine as Frank? What did you yell at? He's got the D sound cute. That's pretty cool though. Like one of those hamsters? Is that the hamster commercial?

That's a key. That's the key. I still can't even tell you the mistake. All right, do you really drive a cube? I used to. So those are your friends. Or is, do you really drive a cube? I used to. Oh, so those are your friends. Or is that like your fucking use car guy?

Ah, because I train, I help them trade it in for a Pontiac Sunfire. Fucking O2, the guy got ripped. Full-sized spare in the trunk. Yeah, it's fucking idiot. I don't know, dude, as a guy with roses on his shirt, and you or a dude with roses on his shirt, it's hard to say no to you.

It is hard to say now. I love it when a guy compliments my vibe. Male to Jacob. That's how you know, Louis approves of the Jake Drop. Yeah, I completely agree. Can you tell me what you mean? When a guy compliments my vibe.

What? Whitaker. Whitaker. How about Whitaker? Whitaker. Whitaker. I think it's like a poet. Yeah. Or a suppose. In perfect I am a pentameter. Or you're fucking out of here. What the fuck were those words? No, no, no. What were those words? been panting. You fuck up words like there? I said what? Just a simple farmer. Well, he does little trivia.

Come down to the big city for some of the stakes that they cook. Adam? Winnaker, are you from Austin, Texas? No, sir, it came to City, Missouri. Damn, well, we give you gift certificates for Austin, Texas. How long are you here for? I'm here for indefinite.

Okay, this story's getting better. When anyone someone goes, well, I'm here for reasons. Can I ask you a question? Can you go back to Kansas City? I don't know. Okay. I think that's a very fair first question. Are you allowed within the city limits?

Alright, that's good. Are you... God, I'm jubilant for watching soccer games. Shit. The craziest thing about a wet park is you'd think of them being all wet. They're slippery. They actually got grip on them. Fuck you, this is an adult radio job. You know, I love about that town.

Oh, children are willing to help you find a dog. Even if the dog ain't real. Whoa, whoa, if I gotta get outta here. I gotta split. What did you do in Kansas City? Was it COVID related to the jet leave? I gotta get out of here. I gotta split. What did you do in Kansas City? Was it COVID related to the Joddle Eve? No, thanks. Did you follow Joe Rogan too?

Yeah. He's like, I'm just hoping for an MC spot with that fucking club open. So give me a half of a fucking horse, T-warmer. You've seen the competition. Do you feel like you would fare well? Yeah, decently. Decently.

Were you more intimidated by Caitlin or James? Caitlin's got some fire to her, so I mean... I'm telling you what, they are the pan of the mic. I hope you are a fucking winner. What? I hope you work for Sirius and edit the shows and we don't know it. Some sort of anoints me. Which makes me think she's into mistus.

James has the energy of a Caitlin to sleep with. Caitlin is a sleeper pick All right for sure Do you feel like if you lose you will shoot this place up? Because if so, I'll just give you the goddamn price I'm serious to me dude. It's fun game I got it back pocket and I'm gonna call That's kind of a sensitive to hate you

It's a hard no, it's a hard no Okay cool Alright, feel like we've done a good job Yeah Get your fucking hands out of your pockets Sorry, I'm training I'm not gonna put their hands in your pockets, Dan I get fucking...

I don't want to get into it So you guys are calling them my guy You're my guy. Get the hands on your pockets, Mike. All right, Whitaker, welcome to the show. I don't know what to say. I don't know anything to say, I guess. Whitaker, you're all so in.

Yeah, we have no real like, come on down. Round up. I got that. Can we take a break and then we'll come back for the old trivia game? Everyone one more time for Ian Finance as Jacob Todd. Listen to my guys on gasdigitalnetwork.com, Ian's fucking hilarious and he was a great Jacob. Let's take a break.

We're going to be right back. It's live, Moon Tower. It's like moon tower. It's like bonfire For this next segment playing the role of Jacob Baton, will be the young bull, Shane Giles. Shane Giles, everybody. Yeah! Carol Boyscher! Hey, you're a fool! Hell yeah! Oh

Oh, stay right here. Welcome to the bonfire live and move down Wow Festival of Austin Texas Wow, how good do Shane clean up? God damn Serious XM fashion talk 103 up dance order that's big your over sitting man What a way to close this out. Dude, I bet you can just play guitar now. I don't know. I didn't know you guys were going dungries and untucked. Yeah, you know boots? We're casual cabinets.

I don't know if I could be a fucking idiot. No you don't. Dude, you got boots too. You got the boots? Shay went full fit. Yeah, I spent more money than I'll make at this guy's home. I lost money. Too much.

We got to be getting to this game. Hit it, DJ Lou. Hey there, Moon Tower. I'm sorry I couldn't be there tonight. I'm off doing some lag-lue shit that you don't need to worry about, baby. But let me ask you something. Don't be. Do you have what it takes to answer questions

about the bonfire? Well, it's time for bonfire trivia. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I am a J.S. I'm a race car driver. I'm a dancer. Take it away, my soul, brothers and always remember, you might lose money chasing women, but you will never lose women chasing money.

That's all our soul. That's our real soul. These are tough tier ones I'd say. Which of Christine's favorite musicians does Jay want to punch in the face? Well, this is your questions for James Tori Amos. Nope. Oh My god Damn Whitwicker for the steel Whitwicker with a boy. Apparently more than I want to punch in the face, I want to go when she's just working those six strings

and just Randy Johnson's side arm are rocked right into that hole. Who's this lady? I need a Franco. I never heard of it. What'd she do? She's like if feminine Harry armpits came to life and became a person.

She's if size two Doc Martins became a human being. Alright, Caitlin. That reminds me, damn, I'm sorry. Shave your fucking armpits, women. And also, abortions should be illegal. You're lucky you get six weeks. What are you doing, dude? Four more years.

Kaitlin, what are the first names of the golf co-hosts that the bonfire worked across from its serious ex-own? I'd like to point out that I was skipped on the last round. No, you weren't. How are you skipped? They went from James to Wooden. No, it goes, James, and then it comes back. Rest back around.

Don't worry about the rules. Just, dude, as you can see, I yelled in a man for him. I stand fucking firm on the rules. I'm as fast as on this lady. Oh, good guess, though. That's our first rival. That's what I got. That was our first rival.

And our last. Vanda, clear. This is the easy one, right? This is a two-name guess. You thrive at these. Classic. Yeah. I'm John in Frank. No, pretty good, but not it. Run James it's a Debbie Donger in the Brad Now can we dig her steal it? Technically, Debbie and Brad no I love it. I love that laugh. She was like, fuck all these people. You fucking idiots, Dota.

The answer we're looking for was, uh, Deb and Ben. Ben. Deb and Ben. We had a bonus question if you could have named what Ben's favorite color was. Orange. Orange. Alright. Okay, let's get this account.

Get it out? Alright, give him a point, Christine. These rules have fallen apart. I can't yell at everybody Get them dang get them bulldog Bulldog these motherfuckers do that fucking look With the polo time Who's it goes today. I don't get no respect Hi. Who's it going to you now? I don't get an overspit.

Uh. Who answered, oh yes. It goes to the lady from outer space. No, that's the way. It goes to the way. It goes to the way. You ever get Elijah Wood? Anybody tell you that?

Yes sir. Yeah, you look a lot like. Yeah. All right. Dude, I only, I sort of got all I heard from those days. You never know, Elijah Wood. Well, I've been down to the drinking hole. I told you I've been suffering from melancholy. Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Got it, such in the dip theory. It's funny every time I come on one of these and do like a character, I'm always like,

I'll be honest, I'm suffering mentally. Every problem. I'm suffering mentally. Every problem. I'm pretty sad. Y'all. But the clothes just brighten it up. Are you wearing it all night? No, I'm not gonna take this off. I'm going right back to church.

Can I ask you, are you gonna wear the boots back again? I don't know. I think, yeah, maybe I can't have a little seat. I'm not drinking my way in the way of this to the next again? I don't know. I think, yeah, maybe I don't have a little seat. I'm not drinking my way in to wearing this to the next show. I'm wearing this. I'm wearing this all night.

I gotta do a showcase hat, yeah, but this isn't, it's not like I'm doing this material. I'd just be up there like. You look like the Yodeling Kid. Yeah. Yeah, I put it on cool, cool cowboy outfit, and I ended up, I literally, I just looked like a child at Halloween. I still have a boys

Look like those kids at the western Stock Show where they wrestle down Yeah pigs yeah, now the lambs. Yeah, the lambs. You guys trying to be mean to me? No, you look great You're a mutton buster Why don't you hit Caitlin with her next question Caitlin, oh what should you not do on Coral? Fuck. There it is. It's correct.

There's a nice thing about that. Fuck on Coral. It's job. Panda, when Roman told him to ring, he's got to drop it off the mortar later. Let's go! I've been waiting for a ring comment on this motherfucker. That's a quick draw.

You're fucking highly unchanged, Jonas. Vanda, when Roman Polumbos saw his friend's camera, he asked what? What did he ask him? What did he ask his friend when he saw his camera? Is there a sex tape on it? You're such a fucking pervert. Damn, I saw today, Sierra Skye is straight up getting fucked on only fans.

No. Yeah. I'm a rural. Shame, shoulder, that was Shane's BBG. Yeah. Got one if you want, baby girl. I mean, it's not as graphic as you're hoping, it's shower, fucking, but she's getting fucked.

She's getting fucked on it You just heard all this heard shade and I go like I Yeah, yeah, Roman shout out Roman dude Roman won. Yeah Roman won the split up friend of the show Yeah, Roman pull. Yeah, I had a feeling he was gonna win. Well James. Can you answer the question? Oh, is that the red? Is this the red? That's a point. That is it. Is this the red? Is this the red?

Oh, look at the fuck shuay. Man, following in love with that couple and then then breaking up really hurt us. Yeah. Is this the final? Yeah, final tier one question. Another two, there's two. There's two.

There's three tiers. I know, know there's two. There's two. There's two. There's three tiers. I know that's if there's two questions. I got very high in road all these thick of that. Really? He's got a fuck. What? Who's this for? This is for Whitaker. What is the name of the blankets for the bonfire crew fell in love with? Kiki go. This is for it. Alright, let's move on to tier two more difficult questions. Starting with Kiki-ko? This is for it. Oh! Get it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey All right, all right halfway there. I bet that actually probably narrows it down to two based on His favorite team. Yeah, the hat he's wearing. Yeah, I bet it's Okay, that's for Anna's a black guy Vanda

Which which major league baseball player did Jay reference when you learned DJ's loot DJ lose girlfriend cheated on him Use a life line. You can use your life on Now here in judge it with that judge. That's not it Hates hates the anchies loves the meds James. Do you know mookie? Okay, mookie Wilson Mookie Okay, move the Wilson James on now all these points are worth two points. So these are worth a little more and if you get it it's four points

Damn, okay, that's what I hear Christine would fuck what celebrity on the dead carcass of what animal? No, that was wrong and you answered that quickly. I was not far off. Half right. It's definitely Jason Mahmoud. Jason Mahmoud on a dead cat in the ass. It's clear. Jason Mahmoud on a dead bear.

Dead bear. Oh! All right, guys, this is an easy one. Whose question is this? Caitlin's question. Caitlin, if you don't get this, I think you should walk off the stage. Who introduced Roman and Sierra to the bonfire? Shane Gillis.

No. Oh, I think it was. Thank you, Shane. I just wanted you to get your proper due respect. Thank you. You're correct and say Shane Mitt Gillis. Shane took a bus. That would be a wrong answer.

Shane took a bus up to New York to discuss Roman and Sierra with us. That's how much you love that couple. Yeah, I was, yeah. I also, at that point, had come down with a severe case of melancholy. And I was beating off that couple in a basement in West Philadelphia. Wow. I've been in that, and it's- I was whacking off down there pretty regularly.

It's the gig of it. Y'all. My six shooters, yeah. Who's question are we? Vandipanda? It's my penis, I was mastermind. I was mastermind my penis. To completion?

Always to completion. Okay, you ready, Vandip? Never just leave some on the table? I like this one, where you can just- I don't know if you can just guess. to completion. Always to completion. Okay, you ready, Vanda? Never just leave some on the table? I like this one, so you can just... I don't know if you can just guess. Vanda could guess this. Yeah, give her one that she could guess.

The bonfire bought Jacob a necklace from the Roman Palombo Jewelry collection. What was the animal on the necklace? Oh, can I use my lifeline? Sure, sure. Just a word for one of them up here to help you. Give me the answer, come on up, boy friend. It'd be a shame if the answer was panda. All right, he's unsure about it.

Look at this, honk. He's got it, yeah. Dude, you got Miami energy. Look at you. Can you? Oh, you guys have some fucking loud sex. There are neighbors that hate your passion noises. There's a lot against a wall fucking I'm guessing.

Hey Dan, why don't you take these easy? She's a woman. Hey, conservative shame. Fuck your city council. Dan, stop these and pay a hashtag. Yeah. All right. Give me the guess. Don't say who.

What are you doing? There's a mic in front of your face. I thought, yeah, dude, I could pass on James. Guys, fucking sit in front of a mic. Why are you guys doing this? You heard it? You don't know it. Oh, dude, this guy is.

God, I hope she gets it All right take it either way you're going home with him so you win For the steel James You thought it was a shark? I don't know the shark. You just... You just... You just... You just...

You just... You just... You just... You just... You just... You just... You just... You just...

You just... You just... You just... You just... You just... You just... You just... You just... The answer the same things you answered I'm not a crazy person You just answered it It might have been with saying it What what a girl what is it it is a wolf indeed? I thought you said wolf into the mic Hell yeah if you win this fucking trivia hammer that's pretty fucking cool settle down James I'm going to go for another bite. It's all right. I'm going to keep you. I'm drunk right now. Oh, hell yeah. If you win this fucking trivia hammer, that's pretty fucking cool.

Settle down James! Why is the water right now? Take it from a 10 down to a 3! All right, James. This is your question. Young J was terrified as mom would get eaten by a shark on vacation in the Bahamas on what type of vessel No Whitaker

No Caitlin no What do you got you got you got you come on? No Banana boat No What do you got you got you got come on? No Banana boat You fucking idiot. So I was fucking four do we have more important? Yeah, I swear to guy was watching jaws before I came here Really I was literally the one with the banana boat. No, I was watching the regular jobs Oh, Jay what a thing what a thing for me

Whose question is this? Who's question is this? Caitlin, what does DJ Liu call his girlfriends? Bunny. There it is. What's the answer? Bunny. What is the answer? Bunny.

Bunny, you call him Bunny? I'm not his girlfriend, that's just a Russian. He takes the trick him online. You call him Bunny? You're free. Did you not know that? No. I was hanging out with them last night. I didn't know that. Yeah, you saw his neck kisses.

We talked about it. Yeah, you see it. I didn't even, did we talk about it? I saw it. Oh, yeah. Oh, I see it. Yeah. I watched him kiss.

The neck? I was, yeah, I was drinking. Because of the melancholy. You were standing right there pointing out that he was kissing their neck. I was wondering. Good for the melons. You were standing right there pointing out to the news, Kirsten or Nick. I was wondering, did that? Rack! Oh damn.

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