The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Loserville Time!

Episode Date: August 8, 2024

The tour of the year has arrived! The whole Bonfire crew attends The Loserville show and it's a lot to process. DJ Lou brings a date and causes contention within the group. Jay and Christine have a disagreement that jeopardizes the show. Corey Feldman performs his best set ever, thanks to his amazing Bonfire audience. Jacob is in Florida for no reason and misses everything! *To hear the full show and subscribe to SXM go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly. Was it a plant? Was it a plant Bobby? That's the question of the night. I think it was. Do you? I think it was because I had the urge to do it. Until you realized you don't know any lyrics to Full Nelson. Until I realized I would have froze and I would have just ran around and bumped into kids. I wouldn't have froze and I would have just ran around and bumped into kids. I wouldn't have froze other than I didn't offer.

If he would have been like, hey, if he would have come up and do Nookie with me, I'd have been like, toot-a-loo, this guy right here. This one's a little too deep for me to know all the words to. I would have panicked hard. But Fred Durst, it's the Bomb 5, everybody. Faction Talk Series XM103. Do we have to do that? We have to do that. I don't know if we do. Do we?

Yeah, there's a guy in a truck right now that went, what the fuck is this? Could we have any more listeners, Bobby? Because I think what we found yesterday is what I mean, like talk about going native in a place. Could we just live there? I've never felt more embraced by people in my life. There were so many people there. There were fans.

It was nuts. It was nuts. There were so many moments of... Non-stop. It was great. I mean, the best moment when we were coming back in to go sit down for Limp Bizkit and they had the Junior MC MC whatever the fuck that means so out in the crowd at this tour the Loserville tour they have riffraffs usually the host he kind of hosts the whole night and brings everybody out I

don't know if he wasn't there at first I don't know actually know what the fuck he's doing to be quite honest I don't know what his whole purpose is there but they had another guy sort of dressed like Corey Feldman running around the audience. Thought it was. Talking to people. Thought it was Corey Feldman. Me too at first.

And Christine actually said it was. I was, is that Corey? She said, yeah. Like she's been to the concert before. She went, yeah it is. And I'm like, I'm in my video going, look at Corey. And I have to trash all those videos because I look like an idiot,

because it wasn't Cory. It was not Cory at all. It was not, it was a guy in a ski mask, dressed like Cory, rolling down a hill. He was wearing sequins, which just takes you right to be like, if there's someone in sequins in the house, it's probably Cory. It's Cory.

It's more than likely Cory. See the Cory of Jacob. But, um. If he was there. Yeah, we did reign supreme, but while we were, at one point, walking to our seats for Limp Bizkit. You didn't hear it? I heard it.

Did you? Absolutely. Oh, okay. A lady, their guy, that junior MC was going around in the audience and asking people what their sight to see. Had a camera that was going on the Trinitron. And this lady? So the camera, the whole crowd was seeing it.

It was on every Trinitron in the place. This guy's camera going up to audience members, asking them questions. And the sweet, sweet, awesome lady. Sweet, sweet. Who we got to meet briefly afterwards. She just shouted, they were like, you know, like, what are you excited for?

And she went, Robert Kelly and Big J. Okerson. So she said something. She went, she went, Bobby Kelly and Big J. Okerson from the Bonfire. And me and you, I mean, we just came from hanging out with everybody. And it was like the cherry on top. The lights were on inside the amphitheater

and we were walking through, it was like, okay, what's up, shout out. I'm pretty sure we were holding each other at that time. It was pretty cool. I think we were holding each other. Usher's were telling us we were leaving, they were like, man, either you guys sold some tickets to this one. Yeah.

And we found out that he actually knew, the head of security came to you and me. Well, before, we shouldn't jump too far ahead of that. We went there. The day was just fantastic. We all met up, we all drove out there. It was great. We got some sunny nanny sandwiches.

Tim Butterly and Drew from Do Rag in the Deer Tag showed up. Jim Florentine, his son came. It was a great hang. Great great hang of people. Jake the Dab Turn from Skanks. Tom from Guest. It was a cool cool hang of people. Josh Eddermeyers of course.

Paco. Paco. Filipino Gunga Din we have. Gunga Din. Little hairless beauty he is. He's so fast when he does it. Oh, yes black Lou DJ Lou for a little bit Geez Louise the DJ Lou saga. This is fantastic. Yeah

It's just delightful. Yeah. Well, it was it was a it was a split night for him For Lou. Yeah. Yeah, it went to it. Well, it was a co-date co-hang hang on is Jacob on is Jacob on screen here Jacob sir Jacob great news bud you might not be the simp of the show anymore yeah oh no it might be oh it might be you do it might not be the simp of the show anymore, Jacob. It might be simple Lou and the boys. Simple Lou and the boys. What happened? Oh boy, wow.

Well, in a rush panic yesterday, Lou was making sure everybody had, you know, if all the tickets were accounted for. Why, buddy? Why, what difference does it make? It's because he wanted to bring a girl he was seeing a few times and he wanted to go show him like it's pretty nice like sick-ass tickets for

Only hung out with her a few times. He's like, yeah. Well, you know, she's looking I will try to make it where we were able to figure out a way to make it work. We gave them my We were able to figure out a way to make it work. We gave them my inpatient tickets that I bought for you two. When this gal showed up, lovely by the way. Beautiful. When she showed up, DJ Lou over. DJ Lou over and out, dude. He was off in a corner.

The crew hang was a wrap for DJ Lou at that point. He was living Greece. At the beginning of Greece. They were getting a little Italian ice ease party Over I mean they disappeared into like the girls bathroom for a little while She tried to make out with me in front of you guys. Did you see that? No, thank God Usually you don't know why he disappears this time at least you knew this is what I get for being sober Well, here's what is he vanishes came back with dessert

So we lose Lou through the concert ultimately Him and her sitting in their seats, I guess end of the concert we're all figuring to meet up at the cars This is just the story of loose Siphteh We went out to the parking lot met up by the cars. This is just the story of Lou Sinte. We went out to the parking lot, met up by the cars with everybody. Lou is there, the girl's not there anymore. They go, oh Lou's been out here in the parking lot for like over an hour. What? Why are you in the parking lot over an hour? Well the girl, she had to catch an Uber. She had to catch an Uber at this time. Not a bus. Not something that works in a schedule.

No, so Ubers don't work on a schedule. There's no schedule with Uber. I thought you could order an Uber whenever you wanted. Absolutely. Not at a major concert. Lou, stop being Jacob loud. Ooh, he's lashing out. No, it doesn't matter.

Is this mic on? No. It sounds like a member Jacob doing this. he's lashing out. No it doesn't matter. You know. Is this mic on? No. No but this it sounds like member Jacob. Luz panicking. He's black. Luz panicking. You're trying to find other things. Guys is it always this bright in here? Are you cold? I'm not panicking. I'm just right and I just can't wait to get my point out. Go ahead. Really? You don't know uber life. You try to get an uber at a concert. I do actually. Shut up Jacob. I very much know uber life. Jacob your mic's down you fucking flat lever. You weren't know Uber life. You try to get an Uber at a concert. At a concert? Shut up, Jacob. I very much know Uber life. Jacob, your mic's down, you fucking flat-leaver. You weren't even there.

I take Uber every day and every day on the road. Almost, Uber's in my life, I'd say, six days a week, at least. Name a concert. DJ Luke, can you not use your board as a weapon? It's the only weapon I have. Can you not use it as a weapon? You're weaponizing your board.

I can just imagine Jacob's cackling laugh don't weaponize your board let Jacob have his laugh It does feel that's not real With sincerity you said that like you meant it. Okay, Florida sucks by with sincerity. You said that like you meant it. Okay, Florida sucks, bye. Alright, hit down, hit down. But Lou, here's the thing. At the end of the concert, when we left, when we all left, including you, when you left,

parking lot was empty and we hung literally 20 minutes. That's it. That place cleared out so fast. 20 minutes, she could've hung, and you could've got her an Uber pulled right up to our cars at that point. You left with an hour left of the show. All right. Yeah. Now be honest. Was she, is it a point?

It was, she was like, I don't like this. I want to get out of here. No, she was great. She was a trooper. She never heard Limp It, Skip It 4, but she was dancing. She was loving Corey. She was a great date, but eventually she wanted to go seven songs into it. I think during dad life. Okay. You keep adding songs. Can I just, can I back up? I wanted to leave during Dad Life. And I'm a dad. Yeah.

Yeah, whenever the blow up Alien Doll came out, that's when we left. Also really quick, the funny thing about that is Lou presented this as she really wanted to go to the concert. She said she loves, she did. She said she loves live music. And she was loving it, but she had to leave. I love live music.

Hey, you wanna sit super great seats really up close front to a major concert? Sure, I love live music. Yeah, I love live music. You wanna go to an awesome show with a bunch of my close friends? One, there's only one place to get an Uber, and that is a mile away in lot 10.

So I had to go all the way there, walk her there, go all the way back. So it was a pick, I had to probably all the way there, walk her there, go all the way back. So it was a pick, I had to probably guess. Can I say something? I believe Jay, you had a car. I did. So if, at the end, if we all left at the same time, you called an Uber, we could have drove her to the lot 10.

Most definitely. Probably five seconds. Most definitely, yeah. That didn't occur to me. Oh. Logic? I didn't have a car. It occurred to you once again to leave a show a live show that we're all you know

Can I say something we could have got her an uber to her uber uber if you want us to it's a lot 10 I just think these are all things you'd be bombing if we were all like dude. We're doing it We're all taking a big fucking group out and we're gonna go see Pearl Jam, dude I'm excited to see Pearl Jam and then I was like and you were like, how'd you like it? I go, three songs in, I was like, I think I have to shit, but I wasn't sure, so I went outside to think about it, they never let me back in. It's like, it's always some kind of wacky thing.

I know it's not. I didn't bring Max to this, because it was a bonfire. Group hang. It was a group hang, and I would, let me tell you something, Max would have loved this. Oh, Max? Well. Max would have been on the stage.

We can't even tell Max about this concert. No. Cause it will break his spirit. No, this is when you lay on him when he's older and you go, this is funny, I didn't tell you this when you were younger, but you. Could have.

Would have been on stage dancing and singing along with Limp Bizkit. At one point he literally said, anybody under 12, Max just turned 11, anybody under 12 come up on stage. So everybody with kids threw their kids up on stage, on stage, sitting down the whole show. On stage. And I looked over and I was like...

Not just on stage, interacting with Fred Durst, the entire show. Each of them got $100. Fake. Doesn't matter. Each of them got $100. Fake. Doesn't matter. They don't know that. It does though, if the cops come.

It doesn't matter to kids. Sure. Kids are like, it's $100. In their mind it was $100. If you would have went out and bought four shirts with it at, in the parking lot, you would have gotten those four shirts. And I actually, when he said that, I looked over for Max,

and I was like, oh, he's not here I know because I'm not a sim No, you're not a sim at all You don't simp at all dude. I can't hear your zoom comments. Jacob. I want to get married you I wanted to I wanted to bring max this so bad It would have been a great time would have been a great show for him to see this wildness of the show Perfect. They're also how about this and forget the Wildness? Yeah? How about just? seeing dad

In an element where you couldn't walk five feet without somebody wanting a picture of us Well, we started getting one of my favorite things which is such a bad personality trait And it's always bitchy chicks they come up and they see people taking pictures with someone There's a bunch of fans, but then there's people who just go, Oh, why is everyone taking a picture with them? Are they famous or something? I want a picture. And you're like, why? Why do you want a picture if you're just asking? It's like because famous to some degree, especially the level that we're at of fame is eye of the beholder fame.

Do you know what I'm saying? We're very famous. Some people, because they listen to this show all the time and it's like, you know, whatever we were like a part of their lives now someone who has no fucking idea Yeah, plus it's Jersey Philly our comedy. Oh and a yeah bonfire That that that show last night was that crowd? Yes, it was generations I had people come up with saw me play that place on the virus. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was there with that place on the virus tour. Oh, no, on the virus tour.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was there with Patrice and everybody. We played, me, Billy, Patrice, that venue. They were there then and was like, dude, you fuck. It was pretty epic. That was our fan base last night. Your boy would have just relished in seeing that. Yeah, it would have gave me a lot of dad points.

But we had to make sure Lou went on a third date. By the way, Lou's crazy thought at first. His crazy. Fuck you. You fucking cunt. Hey, hey, Lou's crazy thought at first. His crazy. Fuck you. You fucking cunt. Hey, hey, hey. You can't get me out of Jacob. You're using your board as a weapon again.

Stop cutting. You're weaponizing your board. That was my voice. Stop weaponizing it. Stop using it as a blade. Leave Jacob alone. I wanna be in the swamp. I can't make it back up here.

I agree. Listen, there's so much to laugh at Jacob for, but right now we're giving a good little laugh. laugh. I'm pissed off because I'm not pissed off But like I feel bad that I missed it But this was the only way I could see to do it and why didn't you say anything when I proposed it to you in The beginning because we didn't know you were gonna simp out. Well, there's a thing What else would I do you want the girl first of all for this moment right here is why I didn't stop you Right here this this moment also because I love you and't stop you. And second of all, right here, this moment.

Also because I love you and I want you to have what you want. But then when on the show, we have to deconstruct the idea of bringing this girl. One of your whack ball suggestions where you said, also he goes, if those two are available, because I'll just give it to her and she can bring a friend. Like, what the fuck is the point of that? You're just going to send it? You want to be Big Papa? You want to be big papa Lou just like Jacob wanted to be big papa Jacob and help this young

Startup couple try to get his wife out of pornography by building up his fucking His construction business you just gonna be like it's like yeah, I can get you some Grab a friend go with I think we got an extra couple tickets Yeah, we get fun we find a way to weasel yins and yins. If nobody was gonna use them. Well, that's what made me think that maybe she was a fan of the show. I thought she knew Limp Bizkit, but she didn't.

But if nobody was gonna use them, it's a weird thing that's like, oh, this girl I've gone with can go sit with a friend there by herself, trying to get points. I get it. Sure. Can I say something too? Me and Black Lua talking about this before. I was hanging, hanging.

And hanging with you is tough. What? Not in a bad way, it's a great way. Greatest hang ever, you're the best. Everybody there was awesome. It's a great hang, but you'll stand like a fucking giraffe for 30 hours. Yeah.

I mean, you don't lean, you don't fucking rest. You stand in one spot, smoking, sipping, talking, and dude, my plantar fasciitis, an hour and a half in, I was like, please, let's go back to my seat. But I, because I'm not that guy, I could have went back to my seat and sat down. I didn't, I hung, I found something to lean seat, but I, because I'm not that guy, I could have went back to my seat and sat down. I didn't, I hung, I found something to lean on,

I took walks, I stretched my foot, I kept. I clocked it, we talked to fans, standing up on the side of the pavilion for two and a half hours. Two and a half hours, and it hurt, but I did it. It hurt. But I did it, I did it. I'm telling you, I paid for it last night.

I almost passed out when I rolled my back out last night. Like on the foam roller, and I'm telling you, when I do it, I almost like pass, like my vision goes blurry. I couldn't breathe afterwards, it pushed all the whatever, the tension goes up to your nose. Halfway through Limp Bizkit, I looked over, Black Lou was sitting down, I was like, thank God.

Somebody did it. Thank God, he did it first, I wasn't doing it first. I finally took a seat, and I was like, thank God. Somebody did it. Thank God, he did it first. I wasn't doing it first. I finally took a seat and I was like, thank God, man. I think it was during that dad song, I was like, thank God. I had to sit down, but my feet were hurting. I'm old as shit. My dogs were barking, my back. If you saw, a lot of times I had my arms behind,

like my hands clenched behind my back because I'm just trying to keep my shoulders back and straight, my back was killing Yeah, I was I was wiped when I got home last night. I was wiped. Oh, yeah But I I I knuckled down. I manned up. I did it. You did I didn't complain You hear me say something at all. Did you see me? I'm gonna go sit down and you were there No until the very end and we lost a little bit. Well, I went up I went up to the murder I should we were all here's what happened. We lost you for a little bit. Well, I went up to the merch place.

Wrong direction. Here's what happened. We were all walking, and I just kept walking. I looked back, you guys were gone. It was the left and right choice. You went left. I went left. Because the left is the way we came in.

Because instinctually I'm a leader. Yeah. Do you understand? And you were like, everyone's here with me. But everybody followed me, but then I realized that everybody follows Jay. That's why Jay is the fucking mother hand of this group. Well I was playing my flute. I was like nobody is interested in me. You guys all went right. I went left and I went up to the merch booth and I got

my beautiful t-shirt I'm wearing now. We also purchased one for Jay. Yeah this is a black t-shirt. It's the Corey Feldman band are ready to rock Yeah, it has yellow and purple and it's black and has the whole band except for the new girl Well new girl the backup singer is not on she's not on there But I'll tell you what his girlfriend looks like she is pretty fucking smoking hot. Yeah, it's it's a beautiful shirt It's it's all these colors. I'm describing it because Jim told me I didn't describe well enough Okay, so I'm describing a little Jim you get with that Thank you very much

Guess who's a large Guess who else is a large in my family? No Don's a large Yeah Who? Max? No. Don? Don's a large. Yeah? Oh. Oh, so we can just give it to her.

Well, it might be at the house. It's from Jacob. I might have took everything in the house last night, and when I was giving everything out today, I might have... Oh, no. I might have... She might have grabbed that shirt and went, thanks. What?

Jacob. Oh, no. Who's laughing now? Hang on, we gotta get Jacob back. We gotta get Jacob back to laughing by making more fun of Lou. Jacob's face right now is... You can't do this! ...is...I've never seen you mad at me, Jacob.

I was about to compliment you. I had something ready to say. I was gonna say, Bobby, you hurt on your own time like a man. But now I'm not saying... Well, you might as well say it because it's in my car and I wouldn't give it to her. How's that? I said, it's not for you.

It's for Jacob, little boy. So don't ever think that I'd turn on you, boy. Like Lou turned on us last night. Lou turned on us so hard. I'm not a simp at all. I told my wife, beat it. We got on it. We drove like fucking two parents.

We drove Lou to his date. And then we're like, meet back at the car or whatever. And then we're like meet back at the car whatever and then we're like What do you mean you weren't here for the last hour? Did you guys snuck off the smoke pot and neck? Yeah When they came back with slushies, I was like, where the fuck did you get? I think they left the place and went to a slushie place. They weren't into hanging out with us We just drove Luda was chick. I tried to hang out with you guys it was a lot to take in and it was a lot I realized I made a mistake. What was a lot to take in all the people going Lou you're awesome. No I wasn't with you guys so nobody recognized me so that didn't help. Right

why didn't you hang with us that was the whole thing of the day. He was on a date. I know. I was on a date. You made the bonfire, I mean we've been planning this for months. Months. And you made it into your own personal little little escapade. I know. Yeah. And then you only watched five songs. Five songs! And I love sitting next to you. And you love Limp Bizkit. You do like Limp Bizkit. And the best songs were the ones that I missed. Yes! All the ones I was waiting for. And I love sitting next to you. And you love Limp Bizkit. You do like Limp Bizkit. And the best songs were the ones that I missed. Yes! All the ones I was waiting for. And I heard them from the parking lot in sadness.

Oh, you're a simp in the parking lot. Yeah, yeah. You're just a little simp out in the parking lot banging your head next to an oak tree. I couldn't even dance to it because that would have been too sad. Oh! But also you're the chick you took saying I like live music is so

generic. I know it's so generic you could have been like oh it's a free concert in the park with a bunch of local school kids to play in a band. That's where you take somebody who loves live music to a bar that has live music. Not front row with everybody you know. And by the way so you didn't even get, and that's the thing, if you would've let her, even when she was there, be more of like a, well you're tagging along with the crew, even though I know as to how you wanna make her feel, think of how she would've felt when she looked at him

and was like, whoa, this dude is known. You would've taken a thousand pictures. We took a thousand pictures yesterday. Yeah, I mean it could've been, you would've been a rock star, dude. I didn have been, you would have been a rock star dude. I didn't play it right. You were a rock star, but you made out with her by a dumpster and got slushies. Yeah we made out in public so that kind of threw me off.

Why? What? I didn't want to make out in front of you guys. Okay. Why? But I thought that they were going, what do you mean why? Did you go hard tongue? Yeah.

You did? You know why? Want to watch me and Christine make out right now? It's so weird. Yeah, I do. Did you slip your zen in her mouth? Do what if you guys just sat here and all looked at me and Christine make out hard? We don't throw up. Or you would. You should. No way. I want to see it.

I don't know her. I guess we should should just say no Can we bring it like absolutely no if I can make it happen for you? I'll make it happen for you I know it's the wrong choice, but you don't listen to me ever when I tell you something I felt it I felt I felt that it was the wrong choice in your the tone of your voice and in the back of my mind I knew it well the one only time I gave you any tone was when you were like, because she could just bring a friend

and they'll sit over there. I go, well, that makes zero sense. Like if you're bringing her, you're gonna have to bring her, you know, you're bringing her. And I didn't know, by the way, one thing that was the case was, and I just was like, no one took, the person who hooked us up was fucking awesome,

but our tickets were all over the place. I think it was just mix ups. So it was like two, three, two, like over here. It was like nobody was really together. Christine worked it out. There was three together and then four individual tickets. Christine worked it out, but you guys fighting by the hamburger booth

about the tickets was one of my favorite. I had to walk away. No, it was smart of me. I did the right thing. No, you yelled at me in front of all my friends. No, no. I didn't yell. I didn't yell at you.

Well, all right. Let's back up there. Okay, let's just know. I didn't yell at you. Well, all right, let's back up there. Sure. This is stuff because I walked away first because you were yelling. Now, listen, you didn't walk away first. I did. I walked away first. I didn't. You caught up to me. You are fucking nuts. I went to go to the woman. No, I was on my date, but I saw this. Listen. Oh, yeah. When you when you guys. Your fingers were busy, but your ears were open. Now, and I'm not going to say this because I saw myself in you. I've had the same argument with Dawn because... Or any woman.

She doesn't understand English. Yeah. She's saying something, you understood it, and then she repeated what she just said a couple of times where you went, I understand that. And you made it into math. When a guy makes it into math and you're like, listen, you said this, I said that, you said this, and I said yes, and now you repeat. And then you brought it up a level to where I was like, okay, I'm walking away. I walked away. When I came back, you had walked away, and that's when I followed you

to go make sure you were right. But I'm gonna say this, you were good. Right away. Right away. I walked away. I went and found the seats and then I left for a little bit. You should have. You were about to get hit.

No, you were in no danger of getting hit. And then also, by the way, right after you left. It was a batshit argument. No, right after you left, because we were talking about the seats, and they're like, oh, people won't be in those seats, and I told Tom and Josh, I think, I go, no, I gave those seats,

like when I say I traded the tickets, I gave those to two other people. So the seats that were together were given to two other people because they wanted to sit together. But here's the thing, I understood what you said. They gave you seats saying, listen, we don't have the tickets for this one, but nobody's sitting in that we have extra

We have tickets for two we really have four we could have a hundred percent of us all sat in that same exact Broke it all sat there black glue had two on either side of him and Josh had to it We were absolutely what I was saying was completely correct and Christine just kept repeating the same thing over and over again But it was a weird thing cuz she had a ticket on her phone and that lady that was there was a little Brutal phone was worthless. Yeah, we should have never changed the thing and when they did say they're changing tickets to these things We just know no matter what those other seats are there Yeah, we could have done that it was it was a it was a mystery wrapped up in a puzzle wrapped up in a Rubik's Cube But we did figure it but my my loudest voice was saying the sentence,

do you understand that I understand you? OK, two more. No. I'm going to say this. I love you, man, but two more. Yeah, that's pretty embarrassing. Just try two more and see where you're at. See if that's it.

OK, I'm going to try two more. Do me a favor, Lou, in the background, could you have a band, Bones, playing? Ha ha ha ha. I get it. You know what? Lou in the background could you have a band Bones playing? I get it. You know what? I get it. Yeah, you know what have bones playing a thousand people trying to talk to us and the camaraderie of Let's call it four thousand people buying drinks and soda and whatever I do understand you. But I do understand you. You understand that I understand you because you keep saying the same thing.

I take it back. You know what? I take it back. He was trying to... And before I started making an embarrassing thing, took off. Let me tell you something. I changed my stance. You raised your voice because of the environment.

What do you mean? She's clearly not getting what I'm saying. She keeps re-explaining something to me. Look at you, just cowering. There's no cower. Let me tell you something, I deal with facts. I deal with hardcore facts. And he just, if you have something to say, say it.

I was dealing with two physical tickets and one ticket on my phone and one imaginary ticket that I was told exists plus five other Tickets that were to understand getting yelled at I fully understand. I fully understand Christine, but I'm with Christine I was like fucking socks. I understand but I you were kept saying stuff that I'm not talking about at all You just kept saying it over and over I didn't get what you were saying. Right. But do you understand how it looks? But your yelling didn't make me get it.

But do you understand how it looks when you keep the, you're actually doing like the, like no you're crazy and I'm saying like I'm not. And actually what I said was completely correct. I said it over and over again. But you were doing it with the air of you thought you had the right, correct information, right? That's what you're saying. So you're explaining to me like,

no, this is the more, and I'm saying like, I understand you. I understand what you're saying about these tickets, but those seats will still be open that are next to us, whatever, you know, it's too annoying to explain on this what it was, but I was right. And she just keeps like over saying the same thing. Because she was confused. I was confused

I didn't know I didn't know how we knew what seats were gonna be open talk like you're not confused when you are confused Say I'm not getting this. Let's figure this out. You were it was something weird like seven tickets We were accounting for yeah, and she's reading off wrong numbers It was a fuck-up with the tickets not Not a fuck up, but it was a confusing situation with the tickets. She was down to six tickets. She goes, it's four plus the one, and then the other one.

I'm like, well that's six. There's seven. And then finally she's went, well, I don't know. So he's like, you were getting flustered. This wasn't my issue. So I walked away. You did walk away, and then we just walked to the seats.

Yeah. And everybody walked to the seats. You came right behind me. I was fine, I was laughing. We were talking to people that came up to us. I was absolutely fine. And then we then we just walked to the seats. Yeah. And everybody walked to the seats. You came right behind me. I was fine. I was laughing. We were talking to people that came up to us. I was absolutely fine. And then we almost got kicked out of the seats

because I didn't have a fucking ticket. I had it on my phone. And the woman's like, you can't have it on your phone. Christine, at some point, you're going to have to look at the common denominator being you. On all these things, you got sent back to the car for a purse that was a fine size. You almost didn't get let into the aisle

that we were in with your ticket. Something about your face makes other women hate your guts. And I'm starting to see it. My date really liked your face. She was very sweet by the way. She was very sweet and really hot.

Beautiful. Beautiful. She loves live music. She's a little. Beautiful. Beautiful. Dude, she loves live music. She loves Corey. Listen, she's a little bit early to bed, early to rise. She's a little bit early to bed. Her job, I'm not gonna say what her job is, but it's a legit job. It's only fans.

I would be, no. She has to do, that's one of them. Nope. Well, yeah, I'm gonna give you her handle. No, she doesn't. No. I mean, I shouldn't say, I have no idea, but I'm unaware if she does. No, she has a legit job that she has to get up for. It's not like she's, you know.

Oh, so she, okay, so she loves live music until about 9. Okay, until 9 p.m. That's where my night wants to shit, yeah. So 9 p.m. is where she likes live music. Then she likes sleep over all other things. Can I say something? What I saw on Lou last night? Yes. I saw love.

I didn't. I didn't see him at all. Yeah, because you're too busy walking night? Yes. I saw love. I didn't. When he was. I didn't see him at all. Yeah, because you were too busy walking away. No, nope, nope, nope.

They walked up like nobody was there. It was just them two. Yeah. And they were in a park. Stars all around them. And they were just giggling and laughing and leaning on each other. I think she told Lou to take a taste of her ice cream and then she booped him in the nose with the ice cream and left a little thing on each other. And I mean. I think she told Lou to take a taste of her ice cream

and then she booped him in the nose with the ice cream and licked a little thing on his nose. And then they both laughed and then she licked it off and then gave him a kiss on the cheek. Yeah, it was a lot of simping going on. Yeah, yeah. And she goes, one more scoop of water ice before I get out of here so I have sweet dreams.

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Now in the parking lot, did you give a nice smooch goodbye? No, because the Uber came so quickly. Subscribe right now! Kiss in front of her and like he made out in front of all of you. I didn't see they didn't see it We also had a badge where if you had to go out to the parking lot, you could have gotten back in We sent Paco back to the car at one point Yeah, I had it in my pocket It was I didn't take the sticker off the back just in case we had to use it for other people Assume there was no reentry. There's never any Course there is with working badges now I should say this there is a reentry with working badges for you. Christine would have been sent away back to the car because no one enjoys her face.

Why is it this woman that made me take my purse back, which it was big, but then I told her, I was like, Oh, I have a working badge. I was like, does that, no, I should have just said I have a working badge and walked past her, which is what you do. But I was like, does that make a difference? And she goes, no. And it 100% absolutely makes a difference to have a working badge. You run a festival.

That's how you move around the venue. They believe that to their mind, they have to treat you as if you're working there. And if you need to come in with a bag, you have to come in with a bag. I actually got, you know cuz I love Josh and Josh was Josh Josh Josh hard Josh you'd have been so proud Jacob He Josh hard how hard Josh Josh I did I was gonna ask about how the sandwiches went over

I mean there was non-stop food with that dude. He keeps going he keeps going I bought and by the way not super stingy with it He buys a bunch and also comes over like everybody have this he wants everyone to also be eating It makes him feel better about his own overeating. Well when we were back to the car for sandwiches, you know fifth lunch We were back and I was like, let me every was hungry. So I open up I'm open up the sandwich He was just I open up, I'm opening up the sandwich. He was just, I, I, I felt him. I felt him. And I, and I was like, there's no way he's standing right there. And I go, I got it, dude. I got it. And then,

and then I kind of, I feel bad. I kind of snapped on him last night. Josh. Yeah. A little bit happens. Well, he said Because he we got it's been he got the sandwiches and we all you know But and then he comes up and he comes he's like, what do I do? I want an Italian but should I get an Italian or maybe a turkey? I think I should a turkey But I don't know. What do you think I should get the turkey or the time I go Josh I'm a grown fucking man, and I don't do this. I go go talk to your papa He's right over there in a in a filly Eagles Jersey Eagles Jersey. I go I don't find no I go this time of night for your time

I might go just turkey. I was like it's got tryptophan. It'll make you sleepy I was and he's like no, but I just want I go I don't fucking I go make a decision You know walk them through it. I go make a decision in your man head and then live with that decision And he was like what? Italian and I realized turkey was the way to play so upset Yeah, and then and then and then this fucking bugged me look. I love everybody I love the whole situation was great, and I get it, but he did his thing I love the whole situation. It was great and I get it, but he did his thing

Because then he has the Italian he goes. I don't want this he goes you I had the turkey he had the Italian He goes. I don't want this you take this I go. I wanted turkey. I'm a man. I chose turkey He goes. I don't want this is bad one. Let me get a bite and I go no And he goes no, that's what we do man with communal food. I go, no. And he goes, no, that's what we do, man. We communal food. I go, listen, hippie. I go, I'm not into your fucking, your tribal things that you do. I'm not making up, we do this. We don't.

Tribal food. I don't do that. I eat the fucking sandwich I chose. Well, you say that, but here's the thing. I agree that you're not like that with your food. And as you should. I am. I bought six tacos

No, no, I walked up to everybody or a share and I always walk up to Christine first because why because I'm a gentleman Because I'm a man and I make sure Christine is always taken care of first even before Yeah, and I walked up to her lucky for you. That's all she does You start telling you a bunch of fact toys that no one needs to hear I mean I do walk with you. I didn't stay with her Lucky for you, that's all she does. She starts telling you a bunch of fact toys that no one needs to hear. I mean, I do walk with you. I didn't stay with her. But I understand all that. You can communicate.

I'm the first one, have whatever you want. But don't make up, I don't like this thing. Like even with the Italian restaurant, no, when we come to LA, we all go to this restaurant. No, we don't. No, we don't. You to LA we all go to this restaurant. No, we don't No, we don't that's you just made that. It's what we do. He likes making customs up. They've customs This is our custom. It's not our fun No, Josh and Bobby have hilarious like they get in their bickers are hilarious because they're it's not the same point They're talking about we were taught me and Christine were talking about how on the way to work today

That was a funny one on the drive back from the car, I was like, man, wouldn't it be great to go, so there's a lot of emotions happening in the car at this point. Man, wouldn't it be great to have a house, I go tonight, just to go home to a fucking, I'm just doing my daydreaming. Wouldn't it be great to have a house?

I go, we have no dog tonight, so we don't do the thing, but normally we have to take the dog all the way downstairs and do the whatever. I go, wouldn't it be nice just to go out of the house and Bobby starts sitting, but Christine already takes one day to my sale. She goes, a yard and a pool would be good. I like having small spaces though and keeping my things in small spaces.

So she again is- That's what I'm used to. Christine's the daydream smasher. She looks at the bubble over your head of you having a good time and just claps at it. She LeBron James. Yeah, she carries a hat pin with her. So not fun to dream with.

Sharing dreams with her, don't waste your time, dude. She sucks for that. And it's, so she's already shut down my fucking, meaningless, just like, oh man, we could be going home right now my back so sore What are we great to get into a fucking hot tub and just whatever? so That we're going that then Josh goes, you know, what would the dogs? Oh, it's all worth it like taking him down to go to the bathroom and deal with all that

It's all worth it Bobby goes no, but it's better like I go home and I open a door and I go, doodles go outside and dog goes outside and then I know she's done cause she goes like arf arf. And she goes like this when doodles is done, I let her out, she goes in the backyard and when she's done, she goes, woof, one roof and I go out and get her every time. She comes back in and does this thing and he's going, isn't that great? And he goes, but it's worth it, man.

The dog is worth like going through all that, you know, down the stairs. He's like, uh-huh. He goes, I know, but it's just, and it's like, he's just saying it's much, isn't it great you can just open the door and let your dog run free? And Josh is like, but the pain in the ass

is worth having a dog. No one's arguing what's worth having a dog. Yeah, but he's like, nah, it's better. You go outside, yeah, you have a poor animal as a slave on a leash and only can do what you do and only can go where you say you know I let my dog have freedom. What's he gonna say the whole thing is? I'm the north he's the south. The whole walk with a dog in the city is stopping it from doing things. Let me taste it. It's the entire walk is just going stop you wait all right this dog's not friendly okay you

can't play with that dog you're going to these people, don't seem they wanna be bothered. These people do wanna pet you. It's like a thousand and one things. Two of the greatest things when I moved out of the city, two of the greatest things. When I pulled up into my parking, my driveway, and got out of my car, windows down, car unlocked, I was like, oh my God, no more parking,

no more parking attendant, no more alternate side parking. I was like, oh my god, no more parking, no more parking attendant, no more alternate side parking. I was like, great. And I didn't have to, at some point of the day, three, four times a day, get the leash, get into the elevator, hope there wasn't other dogs in the elevator, go down to the thing, go outside, walk on the thing, you know, pick up the shit, bring it over to the thing,

bring it back in and go back upstairs and be like, fuck. I hated it, I hated walking my dog in the city. And anybody who says they like it is fucking lying. Except for Justin, because he's the beast master. He likes being out with the birds and the other animals. I hated it. Opening my back door last night, Doodle's greeted me, opened the door, right in the backyard,

she ran around, chased some shit, did her thing, she took a big dump, I told Dawn in the morning, go get that, pick it up. Yeah. Get it. There's no way you could even compare having to go home. Go home. I was on the couch. I opened the door, she went out, I went back on the couch.

Woof! Went back and got her. Josh had to go upstairs, get the leash, go downstairs. Of course. Yeah, I don't know. Now, that is all worth it to have a dog. But that's not what the argument was. It was easier. Isn't it better?

Well then don't worry. So Christine today, when it's not bursting my bubble about the city, she goes, God, well you gotta get a house. Because I almost got raped three times on the way to get the dog today and thing. And then I almost got someone attack the car. And so it's like, I think I'm ready for a house.

Oh good, good, good. Make me feel like a jag off in front of everybody. Stop giving your address out on fucking the show, asshole. Know where you live. Those people are not, these people are not listening to the bonfire that are coming out of the woodwork. Yeah, it was, yeah, that whole thing.

I mean, he. But Josh, with the sandwiches, I mean, the whole, I witnessed the whole turkey Italian debacle that Bobby went through. And it was just so painful. And then he's eating the Italian. The great turkey Italy conflict. He's trying to pawn this Italian off. He's asking Bobby for a turkey sandwich

There's still turkey Sam. There's a fucking there's still a whole plate of turkey. There's multiple turkey Well, he could have just gone and quietly thrown away the Italian and so I would have done and nobody would have been wiser I think I threw away half of my one of my the only Italian slice I threw away half of my if I if I look at your head and there's gray hair on it, you should be able to make a decision. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At this point. Especially on turkey versus Italian.

That shouldn't even be something that makes you turn around with your hands on your head. Like, oh, why do I gotta do this so fast? You should never ask another man, should I get turkey or Italian? What do you think? I don't give a fuck what you do. I tell you what dude, take a piece of both and make a turkey Italian on one of them.

Yeah, do whatever you gotta do. Take the turkey off one, put it on the Italian, now you got everything you could possibly desire. And he got mad at me that I didn't give him a bite of my turkey. Because in fairness, think though, I see, you gotta go the yin and the yang here. Josh came up, bought two burgers, and fed everybody burger like little birds. You forced me to take the communal bite. Well, when I forced you, you did go back

for that second bite on your own. You wrapped it up. Listen. It's a delicious burger. All right, first of all, when you said, take a bite of this, I was like, I'm good. I go and got my tacos. I got my thing I wanted.

I think peer pressure you. I know why, because I'm a grown man. I walked up to a sign and it said burger, tacos, and pretzel. And I said tacos. I made my choice in life. But you like burgers. It doesn't matter, I love all three of those.

I'm a fat fuck for life. There was a time where you would have ordered all three. I would have, first of all, I'm a fat fuck for life. I would have, first of all, nobody would worry about food. Fat Bobby was there, me and a fat fuck for life. First of all, nobody would worry about food. Fat Bobby was there, me and Josh would be best friends. I would come back with burgers for everybody.

Dude, I don't think I know anymore Limp Bizkit songs. Let's go get some fucking burgers. I would have a burger watching Limp Bizkit. That's the point, I was like, I'm good, I don't want it. You were like, you gotta try it. I was like, okay, I tried it. Great burger, right? But then you were like, there was another, dude, good, I don't want it. You were like, you gotta try it. I was like, okay, I tried it. Great burger, right? But then you were like, there was another,

no, finish the rest of it. All right, fine, I took another bite. It was great. I get that that's a thing where you gotta try this burger. This wasn't that. We already had these subs. This wasn't that, I agree. We knew what the subs were.

But asking for a bite of yours is, I wouldn't ask for a bite of... You can't. There was one burger when they forced me on the communal bite. One burger. There was a whole turkey sub and two Italians. You don't need to fucking take a bite of my quarter. Number one, he took a half.

We had the subs in quarters four pieces on each sub He took a half of the Italian a couple of them weren't cut They fucked up. So you may just grab the hair. Okay, he grabbed it So I didn't know you his attorney by the way, but it's got caught as a season. Okay Well, here's the thing. There's a hole of the turkey right there Go fucking grab a turkey if it was the last turkey thing and he was like, yo, man There's no more turkey. You mind if I get a bite? I would I would a hundred percent be like, yeah Do you take the rest of it have it? I don't fucking care. It's the last of the turkey

It's the fact that he it was oh, it's a thing It was yo, man, which when I said dude make your own fucking choice. Leave me alone. I don't want I have a son that needs me. I Don't need to help a lonely guy with a dog. I don't want to fuck it. You're a grown man You're a lead singer of a band. This is why you gotta bring Josh. Yeah. That's why you gotta bring him.

You don't go to a concert without Josh. I talked to Don about it today and I go, listen, I would have it, the fact that he comes is great. Because if he doesn't come, there's no salt and pepper on this gig. Nope. There's no salt and pepper.

This is just a turkey sandwich. Do you know what I'm saying? With no mayo. Nope. There's no salt and pepper. This is just a turkey sandwich. Do you know what I'm saying? With no mayo. Yeah. I'm 100% and I love Josh and I, the things that he does, but it did build, it built. Of course.

And that- It's many, many hours. You'll snap once in a while. Once in a while and that- I snapped 4th of July. Yeah, I snapped back in the little apartment. Yeah. Did you snap? Yeah. Oh yeah. When'd I snapped back in the little department. Yeah. Did you snap?

Yeah. Oh yeah. When did you snap? The towel. Oh, the towel, yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird questions like that that make me go, someone needs to fucking, you need a wife.

You need a wife. You need a wife. That's a wife question. Yeah. That's a, hey honey, should I get the dying or the turkey? And she'll go just like you said, get the turkey, it's a little better for you. You know what I mean?

Oh you don't need anymore. You just ate seven fucking hamburgers, french fries, chicken fingers. I'm gonna slap the chicken. Oh, let me tell you something. When he was holding the chicken fingers. You changed. You changed your picture.

I know I did because I, in a picture, I was almost said take a video and then slap the fucking chicken fingers out of his hand. But I'm gonna tell ya, I'll never do that again. You did a nudge to it. I'll never do it. You gave it a little, you're like,

I'll tempt fate here a little bit and give it a tap. Maybe he's holding it lightly, but it wasn't enough. Because you have to take into account that he is, he had. He's also not, he's not an original OG New York comic that would have, He's an LA guy, and he wouldn't have got that,

and he does have the body of a panther. Yeah. So I don't want, you know what I mean? Yeah. I don't want this fucking, that would not be, I'm coming at ya. I don't want, I don't want a guy in a, It's kind of muscle.

A guy in a fucking vintage LA tank top, fucking strangling me out at a concert. I didn't want that video I did see a wild fight at the you did say that when you guys went right and I went left I walked upstairs and they had this drunk guy three security guys dragging him out and this guy was fighting him the whole way But he was doing the new thing that everybody does when they're getting fucked with by the cops Where they keep going? nah dude, what? I'm good, I'm not fighting you. As they're fighting the cops.

Oh yeah, stop it. He goes, I'm not resisting. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not resisting. Yeah, I'm kicking. I'm not punching. Dude, this guy was kicking, punching, and he was just going, what?

I'm good. I don't want any problems. And he'd just throw a punch. These guys got so mad. And then the crowd all just went around them. And then one of the guys pushed his head on the ground and these two girls were like, you just went, oh, and they're like, you fucking hit. And they turned on the cops.

And then all these other cops came and they were siding with the kid. And he was again, man, they're hurting me. And as soon as the crowd was on his side. He fucking went full Dude, I went full victim and they had they had to get the the top guy two tours in Iraq. Yeah Something like that. It was pretty wild, but then I went back and found you guys But it was you got there just in time for me to straighten Christine shit out But you well you can't know that you panicked me because you want to have a cigarette. Oh Yeah, what the fuck was that? I was such shitty timing what you wouldn't you look?

I'm gonna have a cigarette six seconds before Cory was coming on No, no, no It was ten minutes for Cory came on and then I came I was in there when he walked out You ran and you hopped seats, and you were sweating. Didn't run at all, and I hopped seats only, so I didn't have to make everybody else move. The row behind was empty, that's all. I walked very gingerly, I was there for him walking out.

Okay, but you weren't there when it was like, you guys ready. We were all like, you made us go, where's Jay? Where's Jay, where's Jay? This whole thing is- I think I called you 10 times. Yeah, we were like, Jay, it's happening. It's gonna be any minute. And the things, and they were like, what the fuck?

And you came last second, rolled over as he came up. But I went to smoke a cigarette and I talked and there was a fan up there talking. Yeah, a lot of fans. Well, that was just one particularly I was talking to up there and then I was like, oh, I say he's gonna be coming. When the guy goes, the guy goes, Corey Feldman, I was on the steps. You're on the steps, but we weren't we were panicking

We you made us not I told Christine what I was going to do. You told me Yeah, but you made us go. What the fuck we're it we started worrying about you Yeah, well at the moment for a long time at the moment when we should have been I'm just saying dude This is a point where you could be like, you know what? I mean, I fucked up. Did I fuck up? Well, you didn't fuck up. You did make us not. We were thinking, we were all like, where's Jay? Where's Jay? Where's Jay? Instead of being like, this is awesome. This is great. Here it comes. Oh man, Jay, what's up? We're here. Woo. It's happening. We were like, is he coming? I're here. Woo! Yeah, it's happening.

We were like, is he coming? Did you call him? I was right next to both of you by the time the first thing they were saying, the comeback king. Yeah. We were panicking instead of anticipating. We were panicking. Well, you guys have to grow up. You make a valid point.

Everything was fine. The more crushing part is, this is what we said we found out as the night goes on. While we're sitting there watching Corey Feldman, the head of security comes up to us. Great guy. Very good dude, yeah, and he's a fan of the show. He came up, he started busting, he was like,

he's like, hey, I'm gonna need you guys to get out of here, whatever, and then we turn around, and he's like a huge fan, and he tells us that at the security meeting that they that they they said they were aware we were coming which again I think is such a awesome the fact that we were in a security meeting before this fucking show it's awesome but it's confusing it's wow how is's confusing. It's How is it confusing?

What are we going to do? We're not doing anything. Yeah, but it's not that you're his nemesis, dude the guy I Want to say this right now. Nothing guys who apparently raped him the well them too. I mean if they They would be on the list too if he found it they're coming But if they talked about him on a radio show for eight years, probably. You, this show, now every show, every podcast is doing the Corey Feldman thing. This show is the original one. You should take it as a compliment. All those other shows, he didn't, you don't know who they are. He knows who you are.

He knows who this show is and We were in a security meeting and guess what the security guard was on our side They said they cannot keep us that he asked if they can keep us out and he said we cannot keep them out It was Dave like the guys are fans. He knows he goes they don't threaten They haven't threatened anybody or done it or made any threats to do anything which of course none of us would the best in fact we say give this guy the night of his life, and I'm telling you We did we did he had the night we started chance that would catch on the best part is the guy said he goes Coru's like well. Where are they sitting and he goes look for the most enthusiastic people in the crowd And he was right. He's absolutely right.

As it was his words, he goes, he goes, well, where are they sitting? He goes, wherever the most enthusiastic people are in there. He said, wherever the most enthusiastic people are, and let me tell you something. I looked around and we started. Corey Chance, I mean, we had, we actually, I saw people looking at us like, what the fuck you doing?

By the end of his set, they were like, this is fun. Oh, I get it, this is really fun. All you have to do is skew your brain just a little bit over this way, and everything changed. We're making you view him in a way that's like you give him a great time, and you get to go. Don't fuck with it. You don't have to go and do a speech

about how much it sucks. Go watch. Bobby got maybe the most, I'm jealous of not taking footage in my life, myself, of the guitar, the shred solo on this one. He's ramping it up more every day, Jacob. Every day he's throwing a couple more non-notes into this thing and doing it a little bit longer.

Now he's working the top of the neck also, but not hitting the right strings that he's hitting on the bottom. And then the bottom, he just slams and does like this with his fingers and then just does the whammy bar a bunch. I'm pretty sure he thinks the sound is coming out of his mouth. I do think he thinks that. I'm pretty sure. Because he goes like this, he goes, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,

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I mean this I think everyone that's sitting around is gonna test to this At one point he started doing his dances And I mean he soul bonded with me the way he looked into my eyes Directly and I started just fucking doing it back with Are we battling I started just fucking doing it back with him. I'm like are we fucking going dude? Are we battling? I started fucking, I'm doing all the booey shit. That is not a fun, you're not being funny dude.

There was a moment and I remember it when he looked out at you. We all looked at each other when he did it afterwards. I'm like yo is he staring right through my eye? It was like almost like a respect. We respect each other and I started just doing his moves with him, like, I was hypnotized, dude. Dude, and then Josh, this is why I love Josh. Josh ran over. Well, while we're giving him, Corey Feldman, I believe,

the greatest show so far of this tour, without a doubt, we have given him, where I see he's doing a lot more. This stage is a very strange stage at PNC. It runs along the audience up the side. It's very strange. And it's in the sun. When he's on, half of that front stage is a very strange stage at PNC. It runs along the audience up the side. It's very strange. And it's in the sun. When he's on, half of that front stage is sun.

It's just built bad. Glitter outfit is reflecting the sun. It was rough. It's a really, actually, PNC's a pretty shit venue overall. Sound sucks too. It is. It's just not a good place. There's no pit.

There's no, it's all seats and everything. But he was going up those sides and just, I mean, really connect. And by the way, you could see, you could look at these people in the audience and see that they are, if they're not fans of ours, they're just in our universe more, and they are definitely shaking, slapping five of them for like, this is hilarious.

This is the best. And he starts going up the one aisle, and then there was just a big empty aisle down one of the sides. And Black Lou and Josh and Bobby hauled ass to go over to shake hands with Corey Feldman. And Josh made, and I'll tell you what, Bobby probably started thinking better of it in the run.

I think Black Lou did too. Josh, because he's like all just impulse, and he goes, he kept going, because as we're watching this, I'm saying to myself, I would have zero problem and full understanding if Josh was right now tackled and violently removed from the place. It looked like he was going over to attack him. I would understand if Corey was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Get this chimpanzee outta here! And then Josh said that Corey looked at him with terrified eyes. And then when he saw Josh just put his fist out to shake hands with him and stuff, he kind of nodded his head and did it with him. But I was like, Jesus, Josh. Security is low. Oh, also, the head of security says that every musician on the tour calls their security

people security people. He's the only one that calls his his bodyguard he goes the security guy was like he was everybody calls he goes he goes he goes so his uh security guy is the guy up there wearing the thing and he was just want to make sure you guys were cool you know I mean his security guys up there on the stage with him and you go security guys was body he's the only one on the whole tour causes security guys bodyguard on the stage with him. And he goes, security guys, well, it's bodyguards. He's the only one on the whole tour who calls his security guys bodyguard. Every other musician I meet calls them their security.

The one thing that I do regret that we had these passes. I know. That we, at some point, instead of staying out having burgers and feeding Josh like a fucking pelican, we should, we shoulda, we shoulda, I know there's a chance we we might have We might have got kicked out. I I don't think it would have happened I think we would have went backstage and I think you you mighta you might have ignored you or whatever and talked behind

Your back and not said anything because as long as we didn't do anything as long as we didn't say it went backstage I think we could've went back and maybe met him and met everybody, and it would've been a cool situation. Well, I'd love to hear what his thoughts are. I have to believe at some point he realizes, so it got back to him somehow or something, that the center of the eye of the storm

of everybody going nuts for him in that show was us. You mean the radio show? We've been talking about it fucking 10 10 weeks? Yes. And everybody who listens hitting them up going, they're coming. How many people said to us the other day, said it was just because I'm here for you guys. It's like they're like, they're like, they're like, now, Limp Bizkit's cool and stuff.

I saw him a couple of times before, but like, we're here because like we're here for you guys. Like we're here for the party. They're like, we want to see you guys see. You know, what's funny? Somebody posted, I don't know why this made me laugh. I think it was genuine. They posted a video of Corey from like,

in indoors, like they were in seats for sure, not lawn, but like further back. And it's like a video of Corey filming or a picture. And it's like, oh man, sure hope Big J. Okerson and Robert Kelly made it here to see this. And then you're like, lady, were the people in that picture you just took standing up like this? Yes!

He pointed at us like three times. Oh my God. So many fans, and by the way, fans knew what they were doing, dude, they were like holding up, you know what I mean? They were like doing stuff to him. He was having such a night of like, oh, all right. I like I know this I want to be on when I first joined the bonfire and I knew about the Feldman thing You know my fucking macho brain, whatever the way I'm I'm like, alright, you know, how am I gonna get into this? I don't really I I thought the way most people think it's fucking dumb Corey Feldman who gives a shit but over time

getting into this world of his with you guys, and then going last night, something happened to me. I'm not kidding dude. I will go see him. Anytime you perform. I don't know what, something happened inside of me. Of course it did.

And then when he did his moves, it was in me. That's what I was so sad. Dude, when he stared at me and was dancing, I just started like doing, I wasn't talking to anybody, like, oh, is this funny? I was like, oh, shit, we have to do something. Dude, I'm a guy that can't dance at a wedding. I'm a guy that at a concert will bob his head.

Last night, I was doing Michael Jackson moves. Absolutely, dude. I was doing the crow. I something jumped inside of my body last night and it hasn't left and I think it's ever going away because I get it. Because you got up off the ground and take a chance right now. He is. I know we gotta take a break we have a guest coming in. He is so good. Well I was sad the security guard was great and awesome but he was talking to Jay and I'm not sure if you missed it but right at the go for it choreography

See the core. I was trying to get jay was like JJ. He's I was like it's about to happen It's about to happen and we can't turn away. I'm talking to a guy I was like I want to just I wish I known the guy was if I didn't know who it was I would have been like dude watch like the go for it choreography about to happen sir get the fuck away from my boyfriend Christine Christine Christine Christine I didn't even know what was happening around me I saw it something something was in me and I couldn't look away I'm gonna be honest with you when Josh ran and I ran that was pure Fan I was a fan. Oh, yeah, I wanted to shake hands with him. I wanted to touch him Yeah, and I was sad that he didn't I didn't get to him and he walked away

I laid low. Oh, he's so fucking good. I laid low as I could I couldn't lay him. Yeah. And I was sad that he didn't, I didn't get to him and he walked away. I laid low. Oh, he's so fucking good. I laid low as I could, I couldn't lay low during the show, I was having so much fun. I'll tell you right now, out of that whole concert, Corey, that, and Limp Bizkit.

Yeah. That's it. Oh, bookends of the show for sure. Bookends. And I'll tell you this, and it's by the way to give genuine compliment, we're due, his band fucking thumps, dude.

Yeah, they're great. Corey Feldman's band. Corey Feldman's band. He got musicians that got musicians that could play do the drummer's sick the fucking guitar player shreds and the girl Who sings her his new backup singer who I'm 100% sure he's fooling around with no I think oh maybe he oh no no he might just be fucking them both alright the guy's a dog He goes for I know we got to take a break. We'll be right back. We're hanging out with two ray Gordon today everybody Uh I would describe to raise my first mentor even though he was young Also, but and that he used to kill when we were I mean still killed from saying when we started that at the Laugh House He was the host and man is he so impressive. Yeah

Good buddy, man longtime friend so funny to Ray Gordon when we come back He's gonna be the Baltimore Comedy Factory August 2nd through the 4th. Also the monthly comedy brunch at Brunch So Fun with two N's. Brunch So F-U-N-N at City Winery in Philly, New York and Pittsburgh. Making things happen. We'll be right back. It's the Bonfire.