The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Nashville Mike (feat. Mike Vecchione)

Episode Date: April 19, 2022

Mike Vecchione joins The Bonfire as he gets ready to shoot his new special in Nashville!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Appl...y: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@ComicMikeV https://nashville.zanies.com/show/category/series/2022-mike-vecchione/

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey everybody, don't forget Big J is going to be in Nashville this week and Austin at Moon Tower. You got a bunch of chances to see us this Friday, April 22nd, 7 PM at A.M. tones live on Fire Show. But J's also got two shows of the worst comics tell tales of the worst situations of their life. All at bigjcomedy.com, go get those tickets, go get your badges, come see a show. To the right thing, Dan Soder, of course, gonna be headlining the Paramount Theater in Austin, Texas that is Thursday, April 21st. Everybody get there, you don't have to have a festival badge.
Starting point is 00:00:34 You just gotta buy a ticket. It's a standalone show and a festival show. Wait, it's one way this way. It's over there, it's over there. So too faced. Make sure you check out that Null Dan's date's coming up at dansoder dot cam And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Dan Soder
Starting point is 00:00:55 Live in studio in Nashville because he is here Look at that hit he is here in, part of the Nashville comedy festival, filming his one hour special, everybody. It stands for more lover, not for more dude. Still going strong. We still live together anymore. Currently, one of our best friends in the fucking world, and one of the funniest motherfuckers alive, everybody.
Starting point is 00:01:20 It's Mike Beckierone. Thank you guys for having in. Michael. How's that? Wow. Nashville dude, we did you guys for having in. Michael. Oh, wow. National dude. We did it. Thank you. We did the whole show. We moved from doing this in the living room of two five five five under the train. I watch it all happen as a spectator. I watched it grow into a wildfire dare I say from a bonfire.
Starting point is 00:01:39 A bonfire to a while it caught on in the forest. It caught on. As a volunteer firefighter, I just go into my act. As a volunteer firefight, I just go into my act. As a volunteer firefighter, um, two shots, are you, uh, brow beaten with your own material? Yeah, no preparing for a special is like, where you're like, you have to remind yourself that night. These are good jokes. You get some with the homestead of going like, uh, so this joke blows. I'm so sick of hearing it.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Steads really it. It is. Yeah, yeah, like really is. I'm, uh, it's really at it. Yeah, you know, like really is. I'm it's really like that. So, but I worked it on great places. Houston at the riot. I don't know if you've done that room yet. The riot. The riots called the riots.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Um, young guys and it's not been around that long, but the four shows there. So it's really great. Vancouver House of Comedy and then, uh, Cleveland, Holarities. I was just out of the four shows. He has been going back to the roots. Going back to the Ohio roots. really great Vancouver, House of Comedy, and then Cleveland Holarities, which is that's our show. Okay, it's going back to the roots. Yeah. And Dan and I are not former lovers.
Starting point is 00:02:31 As you said, we are on the down low. Yeah, down low brothers. On the deal. Still best friends, dude. Would you go back to Ohio? Do you go by the Canary and look and say, grandpa, you came to this country for a reason. And now I'm here to, did I'm gonna bring pride to
Starting point is 00:02:46 this family name or do you throw we can't have most rules no more or do you throw do you throw a rock at it like the house and four skull and Johnny's there he's like you you get hurt he's like I bought mock that canary and I had the
Starting point is 00:02:58 ballers um and I had the ball two shows tomorrow Zainey's comedy club sold out. I don't know what the numbers are. They're actually I divorced myself from the numbers. They're jerking Mike around. But go to Zany's team. It close to the hip.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Hey, should I promote this more? Or we sold that? He goes show up. You'll see you'll see. They just keep saying that. You'll see. If you're in Nashville, you don't want to miss that. Tomorrow night, Mike is taping his hour special at Zaini's,
Starting point is 00:03:27 directed by Nate Bargazzi. Nate's going to learn how to do it. Why don't you stand over there? He goes out of there. He's directing, I thought he was producing. He's directing it also. He's producing and directing it. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:03:37 What if you find out what's great about that vibe? He goes, it's a little brat, no? I don't know. I don't know. Damn it. You end up being a... The final product looks like an Italian art film. I really just, I got't know. I don't know damn it. He ended up in the end. The final product looks like an Italian art film I really just I got my beret on you guys can you guys put a title card units is Finn? Yeah, I was willing to do that
Starting point is 00:03:54 Is he working with him on this special? Have you have you seen Nate become the mayor of Nashville? He's already the mayor of national. Yeah, he's really something. I mean, I'm on the road with him too So people are just like oh my god He's already the mayor of Nash. He's really something. I'm on the road with him too. So people are just like, oh my God. Dude, when I come off stage, because we all started together, so I don't know if I'm like context handed for the fans, but we all started together working like the Boston comedy club and Nate was barking and I was hosting.
Starting point is 00:04:19 And so we started together and now to open for him in these sold out theaters and then come off stage. then the muse that lights dim and the music kicks on he walks out and it's just That's crazy. It's on. It's a wave. Every cool. The first time I watched I got to see in person that for burr was one of the first people like I didn't see him in a long time and he had gotten very popular on the leaving for LA. You know what I mean? So I'm going back to like we're doing 12 people at carolines on a Wednesday,
Starting point is 00:04:51 seven o'clock show. That's just like a house show. Yeah. And all those things and him just kind of like grunting it out with the rest of us and doing colleges and everything. And then I remember him going out on a New Year's Eve. We got booked in that San Fran New Year's Eve thing a few years back at that Masonic temple. And I mean, watch him walk out.
Starting point is 00:05:08 I mean, they were like, they couldn't believe he was there. Right explosion of that. You're like, wow, yeah. And all of us have all of us have worked the seller. So you know, the two pop syndrome where it's the name it pops and then they see them. And then they pop. Right. And then they're like, you are because they can't believe it.
Starting point is 00:05:23 They kind of think it's a joke after the name because I got the crowd goes Okay, and that's the first pop of like all right, and then they see me they go. I'll Christ this guy Yeah, I have one guy stoke different pops I have one guy stoked to mix everyone feel awkward in in his area. He's like, yes No, no one else And he's doing a good thing he He's trying to bring everyone aboard. But we all know. We all know he's not going to move him. I have some people come out from this show who go there in line for tickets.
Starting point is 00:05:54 And I'm like, oh, no one knows me here. And they'll go crackle, crackle. Yeah, identify her. See, identify her. How long have you been in Nashville since Sunday? I came in Sunday night Easter night. Jay, I don't know if you know. I didn't know that. It's also a Passover. Wow.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Way to step on that. I don't know if you're responsible for both holidays. Yeah, they did, dude. So you're physically God bless and you're welcome. The guy can't resurrect if you don't kill him. You know what I'm saying? All I'm saying is guys, guys walk around living. Yeah, you guys killed Lord.
Starting point is 00:06:22 You're welcome. Yeah, he makes it to 34 without the Jews. Yeah, you wanted to have reason to see your mom on a Sunday. You're welcome. Yeah, he makes it to 34 without the Jews. Yeah, you wanted to see your mom on a Sunday. You're welcome. I don't know. Do you want some pastoral? What are they called? Like the light pastels? Yeah, you want to eat some of your kids' peeps? Well, you're welcome. What do you have? Jesus had to go down. What do you want to be a pagan and just celebrate the spring? Yeah. Why don't you just have Halloween every holiday you freak man best candy easy easy Easter It's a fertility goddess holiday. Yeah, yeah, huh? Easter is cute to be favorite not take
Starting point is 00:06:53 Marcus's microphone to tell your white girl babble bullsh** How do you got to tell Marcus that you're a water sign? That's next. He's got Mark Marcus are you is your is Mercury and retrograde or whatever? How are we say that first one? I was doing facts about Easter. She's doing real facts. Yeah, I mean, you're a idiot though. Stop. It's your second biggest holiday.
Starting point is 00:07:13 I lived with you for 10 years. Yeah, you want to take your religious advice from a race, a hairy hobbit feet people. These are minions. We're like the first Christian church. Yeah, and you have to shave your toes. You should be ashamed of yourselves. You should probably. Like Italians don you have to shave your toes. You should be ashamed of yourselves Like Italians don't have to shave your toe
Starting point is 00:07:30 Fight in the car Armenians coming for the Italians. Oh, yeah, that war. I'm saying Harry feet God doesn't favor you I'm off. He a poker game tonight guys. Come on. Let's do it. National mod make way Um, they do have the guns here. Oh Open carrier, right Yeah Yeah, that open open carrier. I've gone into a like a smoke shop and the guy had like right in his thing and I was like, wow, dude, you just carry like that.
Starting point is 00:07:54 He goes, some smoke shop, man. I've been to smoke shops all over the country. First of all, I've seen the guy who strapped. And it's some pretty dicey ones that don't have that. You know, maybe a loose cat. You think about moving. Are you thinking about moving to Nashville? Just going full Nate. Well, yeah, full Nate. That's what it's some pretty dicey ones that don't have that. You know, maybe a loose cat. You think about moving a Nashville, just going full-nate? Well, yeah, full-nate. That's what it's called.
Starting point is 00:08:09 That's what it's called, too. You go full-nate. Going full-nate. You know, New York's really not for me anymore. Cause you know you moved a Nashville, you start doing arenas. It's pretty fucking crazy. Becky owns out there with his name, plastered on a bus.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Would you get out of New York if you could? It depends on the situation, but yeah. I would. You know what I mean, too. I could definitely get out. But you get out of New York if you could? I depends on the situation, but yeah, I would. You can do it right now because you have a huge following. Like you can get the road and just like, I don't know how much are you in the city now. I rarely see any of you got. I do really see radio. I do in the radio like in New York studios is pretty great. But I could be talking to do it anywhere, honestly, Honestly, but like, you know, just make sense.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Well, as a bell is there and stuff. Yeah, but she's 19. That crazy. Take everybody. Yeah, everybody was doing a city. It's a bell. My thought was going to be 20 this year. That's fucking why you're going to have a drink at the
Starting point is 00:08:58 road or 21st? Christine said, yes, I'm going to. I mean, she's doing higher off the hall. Yeah, Christine wants to now. She's like, why wait? Yeah. I didn't give her champagne early, so she's not. Champagne, I figured you'd take it to a bar with its buckets.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Yeah. Oh, let's go to some table service. Let's get a big old fucking, an old final four Budweiser bucket filled with Kuhr's lights. She goes, this is me, the other day, she goes, I'm interviewing, I hope she didn't do it. Oh, like, I'm interviewing for a job, she goes, I'm interviewing, I hope she didn't do it. Oh, like, she got me interviewing for a job, actually, and I'm like, okay.
Starting point is 00:09:31 She's like a bartending job, I'm like bartending up. You don't have to bartend, she goes, you don't really have to bartend. Not even really alcohol there at all, I went, huh? Well, now there is alcohol, but she's like, that, that she was not really much to do, which is getting beers and stuff. And I was like, well, I was like,
Starting point is 00:09:44 it's a strip club, I went, what? She goes, no, no, I'm not like a stripper, she's like really much to do, which is getting beers and stuff. And I was like, well, I was like, it's a strip club. I'm like, what? She goes, no, no, I'm not like a stripper. She goes, I do know her. That's not really her personality. She goes, no, you can make a lot of money being a thing. She goes, it's the way they filmed hustlers. And I was like, no.
Starting point is 00:09:56 I'm like that. I go, I'm asking you, please. I know I really can't stop you from doing it. But you just know, I'd hate that. I'd hate that if you were working in a strip. I was like, just leaving there at night. The whole thing's, yeah. So you're like a stripper that I'd hate that if you're working this trip I'm like just leaving there at night the whole thing. Yeah So you're around a bunch of strippers, right? It's also funny what you recommend you go can you find a red Robin?
Starting point is 00:10:12 Yeah, you find an Apple bees. I gotta go on there one day to pull her out there and they're walking everyone's going Jay Hey, Jay you want me to play your song? You go damn dude We just finished clean your comment of that back lounge. Are you back already? Look who it is. Guys, please I'm here to see my daughter. It's not. Hey, professional, I'm here in a professional way.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Hey, here comes the slug dude. And he's got always a trail, a trail of goob behind him. And you know, he's my daughter's bartender. Oh, well, isn't rope soakerson. What's up, dude? Welcome back. So, would she agree able to that? Did she go, okay, that's
Starting point is 00:10:47 Don't agree with over those. Yeah, I mean she was like she knows my place on it. Yeah, so we'll see we'll see what happens I mean she doesn't look to be going like she's not really rebelling in any way. That's good I haven't given any reason to me. Did you ever date anybody that worked in a strip club or know anybody that worked in a strip club? Because those fucking know anybody. Yeah, that's what I mean. No, the Zillion people. I dull worked in this for the GM of the stand while we blow up her face. No, it's just a big trick.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Yeah, money when she was under age too. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Did you guys know that? She was on America's mall. I think she's currently a heroin meal. Yeah, for a year. She knows how to deal with men in a different kind of way. She taught me some things about you.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Yeah, fully around. Yeah. She was on America. Was there like, it's just upping air? Cause it looked at it with himself. She was, you actually grabbed their ear Yeah, I feel your rouse. Yeah. You want to go like this? Well, they're like, it's just a hooking air because they don't lose it with themselves. You actually grab their ear and you can actually control them. She's like Steve Irwin, but what do you do?
Starting point is 00:11:32 You see, there's a point right between their four-art bones where you can move their whole body. I'm gonna tell you right now, you're gonna have to have their erection through their pants touch your arm, which is uncomfortable, but then you can. Not uncomfortable. Grab their sack.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Now, you have the control. But I'm saying, like, did you ever have like a friend in college, a Penn uncomfortable, but then you can be comfortable. Grab their sack. Now, you have the control. But I'm saying like, did you ever have like a friend in college Penn State or someone you knew that you're like, they secretly worked at a strip club because I'm like, there's like two or three girls I knew that did that. Where they strippers? No, they were cocktail, but right, right. We'd never really know. No, I think bartender, like a bartender at a top list, it was always like the
Starting point is 00:12:10 Coinilla of the 40 fully alcohol though. Yeah, that's how you get alcohol Can't show fucking back. I back when I was doing Tony and Tina's wedding in South Philadelphia Which I know you guys will have a field day with no do the posters on your wall. I've never make fun of you Right next to Jesus and Rocky African mask. It was an African mask! Jesus and African Jesus from J. Yeah, I honestly, it looked like I was trolling Mike
Starting point is 00:12:34 by the way that he hung stuff up. You know, when you're gonna put a Godfather picture up? I'm like, yes, yeah, I am. Two Jesus' affiliate eagles. Yeah, and a ton of, Tina, Tina is winning. That's all of it. I think that's it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:50 And then Mike has the hope chest. Then Mike had to deal with me putting wrestling member of Bialia all over the house. Yeah. It might be, it might be like, hey, if I have to bring a girlfriend home to championship belts that I can't explain. Oh, you mean the winged eagle held by Hulk Hogan and Motto Landry at East Average Bret Hart. Right. If you could jot that down for me because I'm having a hard time having these girls think that I don't take care of a special needs child here. So is he.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Touch my wrestling cards. That's Dan everybody. Don't worry. He's fine. I challenge you to a match at Summersland. He's not going to really summer. I mean, he might. He he might go to the bathroom and he comes out Don't touch him. I want to meet Roman mains Okay, how are you? I went by the I think I told you this I went by the old place. It's a coffee shop now What? They turned our apartment into a coffee shop It's human trafficking hub, but I went by and they changed the bonds
Starting point is 00:13:43 What yeah, they took down our brown I'm a skill cop. It's human trafficking hub, but I went by and they changed the blinds. What? Yeah. They took down our brown. They've been there since the 70s. I think we put them in when I moved to no seven. They were broken. Yeah. Do when they won. First of all, I heard that the sales pitch for a lot of people on our old apartment
Starting point is 00:13:57 that is now a podcast studio is they tell the young comics that this was big Jay Ocarson's old apartment, which is hilarious. That's where this is where he thought of all the hilarious stuff. But we moved out of that place and a lot of my complaints, there was several more. So I'm glad we left. But a lot of my complaints with a place like, do they have a fix these floors or grotesque? This countertop is gross. Like, they need to change these shitty New York apartment things, like get us new utilities
Starting point is 00:14:22 and they, or not utilities appliances and they did but they got wrong sized ones that were used from inside the building it was all this crazy shit. We left passed it on to those people the house right they took their rent down nine hundred dollars from what we were so and then seven hundred dollars and they bl- San blasted and fixed the floors and changed that like you fucks. Yeah, huh? Yeah, it's up now who cares? Well, we had that speed bump and our speed bump in our kitchen Look at the end that fat at all speed bump slows you that makes you think a little bit Yeah, I got a drop in like a half pipe if I want to wash my hands in the kitchen
Starting point is 00:15:03 I would I would tell you every time that I would trip on that, if I lived there, I'm saying. Anytime I would trip on that, that's the kind of thing in a New York apartment that my age was getting me way over. Yeah. Like where you're like, why am I, 20 something, you're like, there's a speed bump in the kitchen. Right. Early 30s, even you're like, I just beat bump in the kitchen. Yeah. When you hit like your 40s, you're like, everything I would trip on that if I were you, I would have punched a hole in the fucking fridge.
Starting point is 00:15:25 I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? I don't say speed bump, but it was like a full blown hole in your floor. It wasn't a whole speed bump. It was a it was a warped wooden board under the linoleum. There was a wooden board or like fake linoleum. There was like a wooden board that got linoleum and it bent up like that. So it was under that. So it was like a speed bump.
Starting point is 00:15:47 I mean, dude, there's caused by something under the sink. There was some kind of a leak, but we didn't go down there very often to be honest, we were afraid. Yeah, we caught the bad neighborhood. We probably should have, the same as that roaches dude. Under the sink?
Starting point is 00:15:57 Yeah, you know, we've had things like, well, one of our wall just started like, if in the inside, just like, I think when the guy finally pulled it, he goes goes oh yeah there's just non-stop water pouring out behind the wall from pipes and you're like okay he's like I spackled it and then like you know a year later it's like the same thing it's like starting to wrinkle again you're like what's happening goes hey we didn't stop the water I pulled trash back
Starting point is 00:16:17 and it stopped what you would turn the water off in the building okay smart move idiot I'd pull trash bags out like yeah I guess a fridge up was gonna get me then we had a mold problem We had a nice little mold problem. I had you tell me how you guys handled that when that was a real fucking I hate This place is just a garbage bag we have garbage bags on it. Just take a garbage bag over it. Yep with duck It can't hurt us. Yeah, the plastic. It's contained. You know it is It's hefty back. You guys probably do the same you guys probably have same thing I have and it's funny when you eventually when you're You guys probably have the same thing I have and it's funny when you eventually when you're Your whole life isn't based around like all right every month I have to make this amount of money to pay my bills when you don't feel like that
Starting point is 00:16:52 You will change perspective But for so many years we're used to living in a place where you're like I know this place randomly just catches on fire because of bad electricity But like if I say something you're gonna tell me I have to leave. That's exactly how we felt. The idea of that. And very soon, if not already, you almost beat yourself up. But the idea is, why don't we live with that speed bump? We should have been like, yeah, I don't know. I'm going to call like whoever's in charge of his, if you guys don't come in here and fix this fucking. Now I started doing a thing where it was like he wouldn't come to do stuff. And so I would just be like, hey, look, this is happening.
Starting point is 00:17:27 I'm going to give it a week. I'm letting you know I'm going to give it a week. If it doesn't happen in a week, I got to call somebody in. They're going to do it. It's coming out of the room. Sure. So I just give that a couple of times and he came. He, when we moved out, when we were like, we had a third roommate and finally I was like,
Starting point is 00:17:42 dude, I can't take this. I can't take it in the window in this room. And Vicki, I was like, yeah, that makes sense. It's insane. You've been there. Let's let's get to two bedroom and we couldn't find a two bedroom in Queens that was a size. Hey, new girl.
Starting point is 00:17:54 You want to come my room and smell my five days with a farts and cigarettes. And then we went in. Oh, indoors cigarettes at a window is really used to have to crack the door. And then when we turn the light on or make a lot of noise with the garbage Damn, I'm gonna be like come on man. Yeah, if I had to But that's you know my my guest room In my place now. Yeah
Starting point is 00:18:15 When it's cold out like freezing out sometimes I'm sick lazy I'll close the door and you know the window opens like this way I'll just smoke like laying on the bed like the guest bed in that room. I spray So much shit in that room to like and candles and everything to get rid of this and leave the door open the window open all the time Like and still when I walk in I still can tell I'm like This is the room where something funny's going on Yeah, for sure You know, I mean it's like if you walked in this room from anywhere else in the room you'd be like
Starting point is 00:18:42 Something's different about the air in this room. It's not bad, but it's not the same. Yeah. And I couldn't imagine what that room must have sunk like. It smelled like shit. It smelled like absolute shit. And I've, like, the biggest thing I regret about living with Vecchioone was the first two years we lived together. I just smoked so many cigarettes in the house when I was drunk. And I'd just next day be like, that's's not gonna happen again, dude, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:19:05 And then he'd come home and I'd be watching an episode of the wires. He was in awe of the bag. He was, sorry. Sorry. He just smoked it in the living room. I'm like, how are spots? And if you don't smoke it,
Starting point is 00:19:15 if you smoke, it's gross. And ultimately, if you don't smoke, it's so gross. But I don't remember being a huge problem because they had the window open and you were smoking. And it was, you quit drinking like three months into it. Like how long was it? I think you moved in in like 12, 11. You moved in in 2011.
Starting point is 00:19:33 2011. And I quit drinking in 2013. Oh, really? Was that long? Yeah. So I mean, 2012 was, I was blacked out mostly 2012. Who's getting, why, I thought it was going to be another year. Those Mayans fucking lied to us.
Starting point is 00:19:44 You're like for the Mayan calendar? That's chill. 2012 who's getting why I thought it was gonna be a year those my ends fucking lie to us Are you like for the my encounter? Yeah, it does like December 21st all this goes goodbye and then I didn't I was like maybe I should get off the sauce But I dude I used to get drunk and come home late Do you remember when I don't know if you were you living with you and Al Jackson used to stay on the couch now Dude Al Jackson one time and the couch was uncomfortable was broken We had to like before I got the yeah, we had a broken catcher to put a middle in the middle time Everyone you go in the new couch. You showed to me like MTV's cribs You're showing me functions of what couches should be able to go you lay on it
Starting point is 00:20:19 You can sit on it. You can put your arms on either side of you Please because you put one leg up on it kind of like a knee up on it, the other leg on the floor. It's wild. You can build a fort with a cushion. You can take the cushions and you can put it in a swerve. I say it's pretty crazy how okay we were with all of that. And we were just fine with it. It was like, oh, dude, it went good.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Oh, like, the Queen's good neighborhood. It's like good food around here. Great for you. I live in the life. When we lived with Pete, because you're also, you guys are both also like on the road, workaholics to be like work junkies. So so it's like you just needed a place to crash at the end of the day it was like clean enough and you guys for sure you guys just talk shit and bullshit between doing show wake up the next day and doing stuff again when we lived
Starting point is 00:20:59 with Pete so much stuff was out in the living room and the couch was forward and there's a stuff behind it Then it looked like a flop house for burglars It looked like it's where we took all of our stuff and we're like all right, we could stay here This is this is under the bridge. This is under the train. It was like are you gonna fence that tomorrow? No, but you need yeah, but now at this age at this age You need like a headquarters. You need like when you go home You'd be like I like my plate like I'm comfortable in it. Yes, if I have to spend, what we've all learned, if I have to spend, I don't know, a year and
Starting point is 00:21:28 a half in this thing, like every day, like, could I, why not go nuts? You know, I mean, yeah, I mean, it was, it was one, I knew the second I moved from Queens. I was going to be like, damn, how did I do that for that? Because I got 15 years and I just became accustomed to it. Yeah. So I was like, end in the pandemic. Oh, people are moving out during the pandemic of New York. And I saw them and I was like, and then the pandemic. I mean, you were moving out during the pandemic of New York.
Starting point is 00:21:46 And I saw him and I was like, what's wrong? Like the rent, like they're not taking the rent to go. No, they agreed to lower the rent. Everything's like, why are you going back to whereverville? Like from our building and they're like, like, what? Like why keep paying this much money, even like the, what the rent break like to do. Why? There's no New York experience.
Starting point is 00:22:04 I'm like working at my job. but going back to Baltimore or whatever. It was funny watching people in LA be like, oh, this pandemic is so hard and you give a backyard. We're all in New York. We're all stuck in our apartments. Yeah, it's the sun. It's on top of each other, laying on top of each other. Clapping for the medical workers like we cared. Nothing died out. I'm so glad to make us all feel good for ourselves. I care. I support it.
Starting point is 00:22:29 It's 655. Where are your pants? Yeah. By the end of it. There's one like a cross from a tells place. Yeah. There was a guy we went up there to his roof one time. Just like happen to be around the time they were doing the seven o'clock thing.
Starting point is 00:22:44 And he's like, oh yeah, there's a like a from the Met metropolitan opera. So it's like, like we're the symphony, New York symphony, like, trombone player or something over there and play something every night. And I hear his play. I think I was like, by that point of the fucking quarantine, you're like, I'm gonna see if I can hit him with a rock. I'm gonna see if I can get a rock right in the horn. Nothing. I bought an airsoft gun. I think I can hit it more of that. If I soup this thing up with CO2,
Starting point is 00:23:08 dude, having Nate just direct your specials fun. Do you think you're gonna bump creatively with him? Is he's like, I want a sweeping shot. It's land zone. I want Harper to introduce you. Yeah, it does make sense. It's your thing. He's not gonna make sense to you right now. That's my stamp. You're saying that's my stance.
Starting point is 00:23:25 That's my stamp. That's how you know it's Nate. But guys, he goes, it's that or this goes in a state Nate Bargaz. He presents real big and you're nice. Max. Yeah, little bit. Yeah. I said great if I just show up tomorrow and he goes, smacks me in the face.
Starting point is 00:23:39 And he goes, that's the first thing. Yeah. That's the first rule in eight land. Welcome to the Nate land. I'm the president. Queen. The the nightland. I'm the president queen, the king, Hill. I'm everything. I'm everything. You feel you feel good?
Starting point is 00:23:50 You're going to be good. You're going to be good. I put money on you. Yeah, I don't blow this for me. That's what he keeps saying. Don't you blow this for me. It's a big opportunity, Mike. It's a very big opportunity.
Starting point is 00:23:58 I feel our bar better be out. So one of these nights. She's coming tonight. Tomorrow night. Tomorrow night. She said she's out all night, but I was asking her she's coming out tonight too. She said she thought Kid Rock stuff was happening on Wednesday as well. No way. Tonight. Jay is going to try to become best friends of Kid Rock tonight. Nice. I'm going to go hang out. Clark can really help. Are you that accent with me? She's so
Starting point is 00:24:21 Jay Bob. He's my friend Jay. Is he performing at the bar or what's he doing? He has a bar, right? He's yeah. So it's two things tonight. His first is the Rhyman auditorium Kid Rock Comedy Jam. He's very confusing. I will say the way they've promoted these things. It's the Kid Rock Comedy Jam. And then the same people performing on that, which is me Josh, or not Josh, I'm sorry, me, Ellen or Carrigan, Donald Rowling, Shane, Chris Porter,
Starting point is 00:24:49 I think Steve Bern maybe, and then those people are all going over to Kid Rock's bar afterwards for the Goddamn comedy jam, where we will be singing. Nice. You know how I do. No, I know how you do. Got to talk to that as singing kid rock songs, but whatever. Everyone said it would be corny if I sang kid rock to kid rock. I thought I was gonna be the thing that was gonna put us over as best friends.
Starting point is 00:25:12 He said, damn dude, listen to him deliver my song. I knew this guy in my life. Listen, when we had everlasting last on the show and I said, I'm gonna do my everlasting pressure, we should all do it everlasting pressure. Berk Rysher talked me out of he said, it's a terrible idea. These guys take themselves too seriously. You won't like it. But then Berk, who talked me out of doing that, then proceeded to ask him if you played the guitar right now, ever last, I'll get naked right now in the studio if you play the
Starting point is 00:25:35 guitar right now. Like that was he was saying, I'll get naked. What a crazy thing. Yeah, play the guitar. I'll get naked. I totally forgot you were there because that That was the thing. Tell me when you bring a friend somewhere and they do something crazy He goes, oh, hey, ever last we don't always have this guy here threatened to get naked if you do stuff
Starting point is 00:25:52 Hey, this one you know like we're hanging out again. This guy won't be getting naked. Yeah, I promise you won't get naked Please don't be mad ever last, but ever last really had that exactly. Hey, hey, think every last one. He's like, nah, dude, I'm alright Don't get naked. I'm like, but why do you think that was gonna work out do you say, no, dude, I'm all right. Don't get naked. I'm like, Bert, why do you think that was going to work out? Yeah. And he's like, no, no, no, no, it'll be good. Watch this. Dude, I'm excited to see this one from so pumped.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Me too. I'm excited to see how it goes. Yeah, it'll be fun. I can go over. How are you feeling? Are you like nervous? I'm feeling good, but I had that thing that Jay said where it's like, I've just been running it and running it.
Starting point is 00:26:22 But it's a thing I said to the I'm having the order I'm like keep moving the order around yeah, but I'm gonna have I have it written out so like I cuz I want to be in the Bit I want to be in the jokes. I don't want to be having to think about what's the next thing? I'm gonna yell at your punch lines. Oh Just gonna make you stronger. It's gonna make you better. Sorry. Also while you're doing this. I'm reviving MTV's boiling points So get ready. He's gonna see how much I could bring Also while you're doing this, I'm reviving MTV's boiling points. Get ready. He's gonna put you in the next.
Starting point is 00:26:47 I'm gonna see how much I can bring so I can drive you nuts to where he goes. Jay, it's a special man, please. Jay, can you please? Do you have your outfit picked out? Yeah. Oh, young Dylan, when he hosted for me the thing, did his every young comic when they're having a moment on the stage to do that same. That's okay, so I'm just up here living my dreams.
Starting point is 00:27:04 You know, I was like, say it before they say it. You're like, such on the stage to do that same, like, that's okay. So I'm just up here living my dreams. Like you know, I was like, spade it before they say it. You're like, such like the beginning, like line of comedy. Oh, that's fine. I'm just watching my dreams die. No, it's fine, sir. But it's actually the main thing that's on TikTok right now. What is people living their dreams? No, people doing, um, crowd work on, uh, people,
Starting point is 00:27:19 like, you go to the bathroom, sir. What's going on with that? Really? What are you doing? I saw someone, uh, I saw someone tweet out like, yo, bunch of comics. Oh, Steve Hofstetter, thank you for destroying all those hecklers. Steve Hofstetter walked so all these TikTok comics can run. Yeah. That was that what it is, but TikTok for a bunch of crowd work. It's like hecklers.
Starting point is 00:27:37 It's like, it's not good. I don't think for standup to be putting up clips of people heckling being like, this is how you'll get online and a viral clip Because I know this is how you can draw It's it. There really is because the people follow them and then they end up drawing and then you have to be like I have to draw people that think they have to come and go. I'm gonna go this guy's coming town the heckle That's not what it is That's actually not what it is at all. It's not too heckle. Yeah, dude
Starting point is 00:28:02 You don't want to have to you know have like a quota of hecklers to destroy a show This is our part had problem. What was it for the show that we so we were talking about with Mike did we do it? Right It's a whole thing like that. I'd be great to talk about my sexuality is fluid. Yeah, okay. I think we were talking about it I'm talking about when we lived together fluid sexuality things What was it? I think it was who knows it'll probably pop back up on Wednesday and then we'll have to call Mike Outside while you smoke and be like I had a pontificating question today as I was watching a pedophile hunt It's do you think if you went to any of these pedophiles and
Starting point is 00:28:41 Said I can snap my fingers right now and you're gonna be with a gorgeous adult woman and have a great job. Are they like that or is it like, no, no, no, I'm super in the kids. No, yeah, like thanks, but no thanks. You think? What do you think it's just like, there's such like losers,
Starting point is 00:28:56 there's like, well, I can make it happen probably. Oh, I don't know. I don't know if that's like, Dan, I want to get to the mind. Yeah, I don't think you're so lonely, you just go to pedophilia. I don't know if that's like I don't think you're so lonely. I don't think you're so lonely. You just go to pedophilia. I don't know if you're like, God, I'm really striking out on Tinder.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Let's see what's going on over the schools. No. What's going on at the local middle school? Pretty sure it's years of abuse. Yeah, it's usually sexually abused. There's probably that for sure too, but I'm also saying, like what I'm saying is more when they,
Starting point is 00:29:22 seeing enough of these, when they catch these people sometimes, it seems like they do initially respond thinking they're talking to an 18 year old. Then they go actually I'm 13 or 11 or whatever and they go, that's cool. No, they go, that's cool because I think they're just engaged already. I think they are hoping it was a fucking 18 year old
Starting point is 00:29:41 and then they're like, well, I'm actually 12 and it's like, but you're a girl, you're still gonna talk to me? All right then listen sometimes I want to have like, you know a reasonable snack for dessert You know, maybe that apple and you fuck a kid and then I remember that there's E.L. Fudge cookies there and they're so tempting and so bad Yeah, are you a like pedophilia? That's a good defense for the pedophile I try I'm telling you It's almost all it's almost always there defense. And I don't, it's not, it doesn't matter. They should still get in trouble for what they've done
Starting point is 00:30:09 and whatever. I'm not arguing that. I'm just saying, I wonder if it's like, if someone's just like, if, or, I'm sure, definitely, there's definitely people who are like, chemically fucked in like, attracted to young kids versus someone who's like, I'll engage. A lot of these things I feel it's like,
Starting point is 00:30:24 they even stop engaging before they get caught by the person because who's like, I'll engage, a lot of these things I feel to even stop engaging before they get caught by the person because they're like, but they have to show up, right? It has to be talk to talk and then they have to show up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm gonna get to the pizza. You get to the pizza. Do you think it's the pizza?
Starting point is 00:30:39 I do, he gets it from Mario's. I mean, sure, you go to fuck the kids, you stay for the pizza That's basically how Chris Hansen works He goes if they're coming in here and they're gonna walk into lines then I'm giving him a good slice I showed Chris I showed Christine Where it was like the guy walks in he's just the guy who's on a polygenic? Oh, we watch it on the show the guy eats a slice and then he offers Oh, he tells Chris Hansen he brings a pizza and he goes He goes like what do you do? What are you doing here? He goes nothing goes he goes now. I want you to tell me what you doing here
Starting point is 00:31:07 You go you might if I get a little something first year Fall he's folding it. Yeah, you think that's good. Let's go to go. What's up? And he goes and I this is face I saw getting recently goes he goes What do you like her father something like I'm like damn dude? Sky is so shitty. Here's what do your father whatever? Guys you're a fucking kid in your house. Yeah, who are you whatever? He didn't give a shit. I'm on hard for a kid I got a slice of your pie. I shouldn't have seen the girl the young girl the 23 year old who does it then shows up
Starting point is 00:31:37 I said she really is isn't great. She's just like you're fucking gross dude It's like this even worse getting dressed down by a girl. Like all the other ones are like, guys going up to them being like, look, I hear your things, we're reading these things. Like your piece of shit. It's more like, I thought you met the girl who poses like where she comes down.
Starting point is 00:31:54 She goes, I'm just gonna jump in the shower. I'm gonna be right out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you gotta go to work. She's like, I gotta trap this pervert. Yeah, I feel like I'll play a 14 year old. Don't worry, I'll be home the fuck you later, even though I'm not 14. It's moving out. I'm getting a call. He's like, babe, she goes, I gotta trap this pervert. She posits, she's like, hello.
Starting point is 00:32:16 That otherwise told you about it's picked up again, by the way. The one where the girl like they do way too much to get way too little information. Oh, yeah, it's like female christen. Yeah, the few of us, but she goes herself on the show. It's on Discovery. Discovery, uh, Discovery Plus. I think she loves dressing up like a teenager. She does, because she goes in there and the guys whack off in front of her and then she off,
Starting point is 00:32:38 like, you know, she's looking at the guy and while he's whacking off and then she like holds hands with her friend down here who's like holding her and I'm like, you're being so brave getting through this and she's like, she's gonna need a few minutes like she just had to sit there for 45 minutes while that guy masturbated to her. It's like, was she didn't? She didn't. And any given time when he pulled this dick out she could have been like my mom's calling me wherever and closed the thing. Like she just sat there and took it. She's like and when they're done like you were so strong and brave back there watching that man masturbate for 45 minutes.
Starting point is 00:33:04 No, every time you brings out of it. And then after all of that by the way, they end up going like, so what do we have on this guy goes, I think I have like a state that he's in. Like after all of that, they don't have much information for me. These other guys just, they go on like an app and they're like, hey, I'm 11. You want to fuck and they're like, yes, and they show up and fucking get them. This goes like, we have a whole dossier on this guy Dude, they stood to the cops jumping them as they walk out there. Am I free to go?
Starting point is 00:33:31 They're like yeah, why don't you go outside? Oh, dude that was the best. Yeah, you should be fine Much fuck across the line. Well, it's funny was they started to know I don't feel like concrete I don't know if you ever had rugbirds were concrete, but uh, do you remember they started to know? Remember they started to know by the end he goes he goes No, so I I can't sleep he goes he goes I can't hold you here. You're free to go whenever you want to go and he goes He goes there's police outside there is there need to be like Maybe Well, did you do what I saw the show where this is the show where they're gonna like tackle me outside? He goes
Starting point is 00:34:03 Do you ever think that I'm just telling you that I'm not holding here? Do you think there was ever once a guy that was like, hey Chris, I'm gonna level with you. Second team all state running back. I'm gonna hit that hole. I don't think your cops are gonna stop me. I'm gonna get to my torus at the end of the block and then I'm bouncing. You better hope the guy he doesn't have automatic start on his car. And I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm gonna north to South back. I'm gonna use the West guy. I'm running forward and I stay grind it. I'm not a third down back Yeah, you better let me know. I'm Jerome Betis. I'm like all-star. I'm a fucking plow some of your boys
Starting point is 00:34:32 It's so that was the best but did so funny when you used to get to that when you used to get to that was the best He goes so I could just leave whenever I want to leave you. Yeah That go right now. He goes. There's no cops waiting outside for me Wouldn't do that to you could be I want to leave you. Yeah. Yeah, go right now. He goes, there's no cops waiting outside for me. Wouldn't do that to you. Could be. I don't know. Maybe I don't know if I didn't call them.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Is it raining? Who knows? Got to go outside. Yes. I mean, if you think I called them, I didn't. Yeah. Yeah, I was just gonna, we're just gonna do it. We're gonna take a break.
Starting point is 00:34:56 We're hanging out with Mike Vecchio. One of the greatest human beings ever to walk this planet. Yeah. We love him. A fire. A fire man. A fire man. A fire man. A fire man. A fire man tickets trying to take a dashing man. Let me give some more things Tell you right now it's the best an earnest man
Starting point is 00:35:11 That is importantly hilarious man. It's better than good. It's the best. We're gonna be right back. It's the bonfire I'm going to be a little bit more good. Nate Bugazzi. Nate Bugazzi is a good friend. He's sending me screenshots of back and forth kid rock text where he's talking about me. He's telling kid rock about me.
Starting point is 00:35:39 He's like, good for a big joke. He's great dude and so funny. You got to meet him. He's like, as funny, he goes, awesome, I look forward to it. I'm so excited. I'm a comedy group. And he's like, Chase got the best stories about him.
Starting point is 00:35:50 He was like, yeah, here he's good. It's fine. All right, all right, all right. Like got it. I mean, I'm definitely doing what I do. I'm reading it that way. But it seems like by the second time he's going, okay, okay, I got it.
Starting point is 00:36:00 I'm doing the show. Like, what kind of me to do? Your friend. Welcome back to the bond, the birthfire. Welcome back to the Burt Fire. Welcome back to the Bont Fire, Serious XM Factor Talk 103. I'm Dan Soder, that's Big J. Ocasin. We're joined by Mike Vecchion.
Starting point is 00:36:13 Yeah. I would say you're up there with, you got a lot of appearances on the Bont Fire. Yeah, your right. The Bont Fire has been very good to me. You're a regular. He's taping his special ed Zane. He's a real guy.
Starting point is 00:36:23 I know he's a real guy. Zane's Nashville tomorrow. Two shows. Go get get tickets. Get tickets. Yeah, please get tickets or find that it's sold out. Either way, comic like V dot, try comic, Mike V dot com big joke or some coming up big Jay comedy dot com. You can catch him at moon tower this weekend. You can also catch him at where Netflix is weekend you can also catch him at where netflix is a joke fast netflix is a joke is a joker is in probs already sold out the Friday night i think okay and then they have the worst on sunday is part of the sun
Starting point is 00:36:56 that if you're in Los Angeles go check out big j as part of the netflix comedy festival may first sunday dan sodas everywhere Dan Soters doing the Paramount theater this Thursday everybody in Austin, Texas, part of Moon Tower Festival but also you don't have to be a bad shoulder to go. Anyone can buy anyone can buy tickets. And there are some tickets I believe still available. They opened up some the open up section. Oh yeah. Go get what is this? What are you showing me this? Oh, so I guess you dance things. Oh, yeah, go get what is this we show me this oh So I guess you dance things oh dance gonna be at rumors and win a pig. That's pretty exciting. Oh, yeah, oh yeah, nice that is
Starting point is 00:37:34 Another weekend that's what that's weekend next weekend next weekend And then fill it out via helium after that everybody for tickets and tour dates. Come on man Tickets and tour dates go at the end. So does he. Marcus is why we get along. So I probably west overbroke. Okay. I'm from a west overbroke. Wow. I'm from Westoclay. Right there.
Starting point is 00:37:57 And then he lived. He taught in Philly. So I went to Westoclay and I and I live in North East and I lived in South Jersey. I taught in the Northeast. I taught at Woodrow Wilson Middle School on Copman Avenue. Yes. Were you my student?
Starting point is 00:38:10 No. I went to Franklin High School for a little bit. Nice. Where in South Jersey? Washington Township. Township. Absolutely. My mom still lives in Blackwood.
Starting point is 00:38:20 Yeah. Right down there. Yeah. I graduated from the graduate of Triton High School. Really? Yeah. On Black Horse Pike. Played you guys that hole. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I graduated graduate right in high school. Really? Yeah, on black horse pike played you guys a football Trident not me didn't That was the same I'm a senior. Yeah, I changed there my senior year from Philadelphia Yeah, we moved there and I said I did for some dumb reason like four days of hell week and then I was just like
Starting point is 00:38:43 On the fourth dead. I just wasn't getting it. I wasn't getting, I literally, it's one of my Shane Gillis' favorite things. I went on there playing just neighborhood football my whole life. And I was built probably heavier than I am now. And I went in there and they were like, you gotta be on the football team.
Starting point is 00:38:57 And I was like, yeah, I love being a football team. I go, and I was like, so I mean, like, you guys already have a quarterback or like, and they're like, what? Yeah, it's kind of how it was for me. It was like, oh. Yeah, then I quarterback, I'm like, I'm like, oh, yeah like, you guys already have a quarterback or like, and they're like, what? Yeah, it's kind of how it was for me. It's like, oh, I'm like, I'm like, oh, I go, yeah, I'm a little big for quarterback. So I'm guessing what, like a tight end or like a fullback or something, they go, you're gonna be the offensive line.
Starting point is 00:39:14 And I was like, oh, and then there's four days of that. I was like, this is boring. Like, I don't like this part. Like, I want to be part of like, I want to catch a ball over my shoulder and do a fucking dance. I've worked on my whole life. Yeah. I want to catch a ball over my shoulder. Do a fucking dance. I've worked on my whole life. Yeah, I played it. I played it a little bit. I played obviously named him a board Philly and then Then they started playing and and Jersey was like, oh, he's playing my Different I played for a little bit. Yeah, one year
Starting point is 00:39:39 Yeah, you're trying Jay's trying to come in and play quarterback over a guy that's been being developed by that high school since his was Kurt Anderson. Yeah, what a perfect quarterback. Kurt Anderson had been playing 7 on 7 from the time he was 12 years old. J there's Jason Okerson stepping on his foot by accident falling and apologizing the entire time. Sorry. Sorry. Doing doing two of days when you've never done football practice because I'm not trying to be a little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more
Starting point is 00:40:14 little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more Sorry you guys though, but that's how you guys came for me. That's okay. Todd humility. Yeah, Todd humility. Todd had to give it back. Oh yeah. Fucking Vicki. I don't got Sandusky for years by Sandusky. You were right there. Right. Penn State. You were right there. When he was there.
Starting point is 00:40:36 I was there when he was there. Damn dude. All that was going on. And you were sure you feel hard to get you. I think my whole thing is I was a criminal justice major and I didn't figure it out damn You know, I mean I think they should take my degree back Yeah, I really was just you saw things Hey, Mike, can I show you guys where you go up behind other players from times they became insane front of me Well, dude the fuck the part about San Dusky was he ran a camp for like wayward kids. Yeah, it was just feeding him When's that documentary come on? Let me ask you question Dan. Let me ask you question Dan
Starting point is 00:41:04 Do you think you wanted to run a camp for young children? Or do you think it wanted to be for adult hot chicks? But that's all you can get. What do you mean I can't do a long-awaited football camp? Well, then little boys it is. I like to think that Ben DeFieldy is all circumstantial. Because listen, I want to run my busty-babe football camp that nude, bustyty babes ladies of football
Starting point is 00:41:25 Instead I get these boys these young supple boys. Is are you Eagles sixers and everything? I'm everything for that off you Sixers game everyone out there who knows who's listening 45 minutes kickoff game two against the raptors I'll be drinking watching it. Oh, yes, dude Me and Shane Gill is gonna be trying to find a TV. I hope the rhymin's got TVs in the back. Do you know if the none? None.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Wow. I bet you told me backstage here. Yeah. I bet none. No. No. Not even that. I like how much Marcus shot that down.
Starting point is 00:41:58 He's like absolutely absolutely not. There's a wild beaver right according to how some chemical bull though. I'll just go get the wild beaver later yeah be watching this game on my phone I'll be watching on my phone I feel it probably so yeah did you go on going to bars but the show starts a half hour into the game so we got a beef backstage where's my friend going we just made we just made way as it is to us we my band when he comes up he goes hey man
Starting point is 00:42:25 I heard a lot of that you want to meet you? Second there on a 12 to right hang on Bobby Bobby right Bob whatever Erie smaxie Yeah, me and uh me and Mike there it is Hit play the music. Me and a young Mike V over here shared a lot of experience. This before anyone had DVR, not DVR, but like direct TV and stuff.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Yeah, we used to meet up every Sunday at a bar and go watch the games in New York. And for a couple of years, we have that. Yeah, Eagles. Watch the Eagles. Go watch the Eagles game. We were all during the McNabb years, for sure. Yeah. we have that. Eagles. March the Eagles. Go watch the Eagles game. We were all all during the McNabb years. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Yeah. That was great. Goat in years. Hey, can you verify something for me? I just want to know this is not all of my imagination. Oh boy. Northeast High School was right across the street from the Purple Orchard Strip Club.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Is that in my mind? Am I crazy? There was a strip club right across the street. There was definitely a strip club across the street. From Northeast High School. Yeah, it's like, you got to teach him the way. How was definitely a strip club. I know where these times go. Yeah, it's like, you got to teach them the way. Get away with that zone. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:43:28 You got to check. You got to teach these kids the way. It's a life. Barker's how do you? You were 32. Do you remember the fantasy show bar on Black Horse Pike at all? That was a couple of. No, when you were 17, you can go on that one.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Wow. No, I don't remember that one. Oh, it was good. It was. Thank you so far on Black Horse Pike. We're at blockers bike down the other direction of the Belm are and okay. I didn't feel like it's close to fill it. I didn't go much out there. Yeah, except for concerts. Do you guys remember the the Robin the Red Robin and Jerry Hill New Jersey? No, I like to stop there and
Starting point is 00:44:04 have a burger on my way to the office. What the Christ are you talking about? It's bottomless rise. What about the wow on every corner? I miss it for smurred message. Wow, wow. Wow, wow. It's what you're going to miss forever while you're going.
Starting point is 00:44:21 That's the truth. We only live in New York, but I mean, when we go back home, it's like you have to go to Waller. I've been here for 12 years, and I've had people literally send me to YYST. That's awesome. I'm excited because I'm working in helium like the second week of May, and you stay right by that wall. They put a new wall wall is on the same block. No, two blocks up from your hotel right there. Yeah, right there on the market. I just did the new hotel DC and Prove. Hotel is across the street from Hawaii. They're traveling down because my mom was enough
Starting point is 00:44:49 Carolina to put in wedding care in North Carolina. Yep. Yeah. My third Florida too, first. Yes, Jacob. Yeah. I mean, you bonding with Marcus is making a little livid DJ.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Sorry, Lewis. Black a little bit. He's miserable. He's texting me. This is bullshit. Black. Blue. Yeah. Why? You're buying too much from them right now. Oh, listen, I'm sorry that black Lou is from New Jersey and choose to be a Cowboys fan. He's the same. Oh, Marcus. So careful. Oh, you know, it's funny. It's whenever we go whenever we do this show on the road inevitably someone on the staff gets upset with whoever we're bonding within the new city
Starting point is 00:45:31 It's like when you come home smelling like other dog Why are you where the fuck were you who are you pedic? I was trying to create a rivalry between DJ Lou and Marcus turns out it's black Lou and Mark is nice Marcus. How do you feel about the title black Marcus? Son of a bitch that's why Becky on and I have to marry our caddies because we can't get other roommates now If Mike calls me up, he's like, I'm living with this guy Dave. I'll be like, oh yeah. Does he bring in tasty treats? I'm actually on the well, most people say you got a you got a
Starting point is 00:46:15 married Katie because now she just hang around dashing baseball players all the time. I saw that picture and those guys were dashing. Yeah, I've always I always joke around that I was afraid I was going to lose her to like a second basement. And since she signed that MLB deal. I'm like Yeah, but I hate you want to go out to a nice rooftop restaurant It's exclusive and blow all these things with dance like I just want to get chicken fingers ago She loves that. No, I know that's why I landed the right girls because she's like you do
Starting point is 00:46:41 Yeah, until they don't till they don't she goes. I don. I was just sorry. I didn't call you back. I was just at a wine bar on this roof. I just tell Christine. She knows Christine, you're only worth the food I give you. That's what you're worth. You're worth Peter Lugers wants her twice a year. Besides that, shut up in each piece. Um, Vekioe taping a special comic mic V dot com. It or wait, no, it's that comic Mike V on all. And I also tweeted the link from Von fire. So it's out. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Macaroni Rascals. Macaroni Rascals podcast, but I'm very excited to, you know, this whole reason we're down in Nashville is because originally I was just going to come down and see tape and then Jay's like, I'm going to be there. And it was like, oh, fuck, well, then let's. Let's do it. Fire it up. Bar fired in Nashville.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Thank you guys. Seven common shows tomorrow. Yeah. And I said, no, everyone. Yes. Fire it up. Bar fire in Nashville. Thank you guys for coming. I'm gonna show you tomorrow. Yeah. And I said no to everyone. Yes. I'm going to watch my friend Mike. Yes. I'm very excited.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Well, I don't know if any shows tomorrow, but I, if they did offer me shows, I'd say no because I'm going to that. That's what I am going to say. It's going to be fucking awesome. Yeah. And do you have any idea of when it's coming out? No. No.
Starting point is 00:47:42 No, you guys just got to get through through this and then and then Nate's on the Production side of it real quick question I do a few minutes on it Hey, can I go up at the end? I'm coming down, but yeah A little bit Hot nice kind of want to tell a story. Oh, they're juicy looking up there and get a little bit of that I might it's a tape and buddy you pulled pulled the Amy Schumer during Brendan Sagalo set. Mike Vecchion, it's Big Joe Kerson.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Can I try, can I try a new joke? No, no, just stop taping for a second. This is a film as it's digital. Relax. It just hit backwards. What do we got to tape over? We're fine. Damn dude, we have to wrap up in 30 seconds.
Starting point is 00:48:21 How long, Lou? We got a minute and 10 seconds. Well, I just can I say that I love you guys? And thank you for having me on. And thank you for coming. Thank you. You're one of the best comics working. I want to hang.
Starting point is 00:48:33 You're taping a special tomorrow. Go see him if you're in Nashville. Yeah. Go to Big J. Comedy. Go to Comic. Atcom. Where are you going to be? We don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:40 We have those here. But bigjcomedy.com for tickets. If you want to check out either Moon Tower, he's also going to be in Los Angeles at the Netflix festival. Other tour dates visit big J comedy.com and of course the Bonfire podcast released every Tuesday through Friday and dancoder.com for all his dates. You know, he's got Winnipeg rumors coming up as well as foot off your helium, but the big E this Thursday Paramount theater, Austin, Texas, get your tickets at dancoder.com. It's not just a festival show. You can get individual tickets for it. So fill that bitch up
Starting point is 00:49:12 dancoder.com And you know podcast merch Oh, that's it. Well, they see what we really want to talk to you. I'm gonna go become best friends with kid rock See you guys in a bit next time you hear me, I'll probably be wearing his vest or something. Yeah. Doing a say-ons for Josie. Don't bring up Josie, dude, this thing.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Paul, bring it up. You've been listening to Sirius XM's Bonfire. New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on Sirius XM!

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