The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Negative Body Image and Neverland (w/ Joe DeRosa & Shane Gillis)

Episode Date: March 11, 2019

Joe DeRosa joins Jay in Los Angeles and they discuss leaving on shirts while being intimate. The documentary "Leaving Neverland" is at the top of everyone's mind and back on the cruise Dan, Jay & Christine talk about beach bodies.

You're listening to Comedy Central. He should have followed us on all social media at the Bonfire SXM. Hey, this is Black Lou. We had a cross-country bonfire with Big J and L.A. for most of the week. On Monday, show favorite Joe D'Arosa filled in for dance-sodor who was off-shooting billions. He and Jay got into a great discussion about body image and keeping your shirt on during sex. And Joe took a firm stance on breastfeeding in public. We were talking a bit, uh, we were talking before we went live on the ass.

As soon as the song started playing, we were both talking. As we're drinking peach dyed snapple ice tea. The both just trying to lose weight and get your health in order. It really, it's amazing how little I cared. I mean, I got super fat also when I was younger, but how little I cared about it. I cared in like the self-esteem thing, but I didn't at night didn't go look at me look

what I'm doing again I'm just gonna stuff my little piggy face and I used to just eat it and now even if I eat like last night I went to canters and it's technically cheat day even but I took the meat off the bread because I just look at myself I go look at you you're a little fat animal There's sick little boy and I would the idea of taking my sandwich off of bread and any capacity when I was in my 20s to early 30s was just ridiculous. Yeah, I mean look you get it if you got a cheat day enjoy yourself I don't know dude. I gotta tell you I'm at a point where I'm just like, oh, fuck it, man. Like, you know, I smoke, I drink, I wake up,

I get my shit done, I kinda don't give a shit. Especially when you, like that Luke Perry shit today. I'm like, this guy was a fucking dreamboat in great shape and he died of a massive stroke. It's like, He must have been ripping through Coke in his day or something. You think? 50, I mean, that's for young 50s to have a stroke. It's like he must have been ripping through coconut day or something. You think? 50 I mean, that's for young 50s to have a stroke. I stroke you don't recover from and like he wasn't a fat guy He didn't seem like he was in bad health anyway. I'm saying though. I see 90-year-old men ripping butts. Let me ask you this

Yeah, you find a young lady you're gonna bring into your love-, Dan. Do you peel down totally? If she wants me to, I'm not gonna argue with her. You don't argue with her, but what's your instincts? My instinct is pants off T-shirt on, fucking Winnie the Pooh style. Yeah. But that's... I feel like Tank Top tends to bring up less questions. It looks like I'm getting naked without getting naked still.

I'll tell you this. Anytime a chick is on top of me and goes like take your shirt off or like tries to pull my shirt off, I'm like this fucking animal. Yeah, she's real filthy. I just don't believe it. Me and Christine even and some of the women we've hooked up with have required, come on, take your shirt off. And I'm like, I just gotta convince the person, like, you don't wanna that. What do you want that for? You know, dude, I don't know.

My numbers, my numbers are fine. I probably have some fat in my liver, but my liver numbers are fine. You know, my cholesterol's elevated, but not high enough to go on medicine. I don't, I just kinda don't give a fuck, dude. I don't know if that's a good way to be or a bad way to be. It's like kind of just like, dude, do you get through life? Are you a bum?

Do you get your shit done? Absolutely. Look, I said the reason I don't think it makes sense to go like, and it makes someone happy to do it by all means, but like the vegan, whatever, if that makes you happy genuinely to live like that, go for it. But in my world, that's what I kind of think in my head. I, if that makes you happy genuinely to live like that, go for it. But in my world, that's what I kind of think in my head.

I'm like, when you're laying on your deathbed, whether you're 54, 93, are you going to think about all, like, thank God I didn't eat those extra cheese steaks or whatever you know I'm saying, but I wouldn't, I physically wouldn't feel comfortable. I'm not very comfortable physically now, but I couldn't imagine if you were a person that couldn't fit in an airplane seat uh... i mean i still have i haven't tried on a rollercoaster in a couple years but i mean more than once a rollercoaster had to get off because of the thing wouldn't latched the way they needed to and stuff stuff like that i'm like i couldn't imagine uh... you know ralfe may rest in peace like the life that provide you know and you have to say things like now he just hates flying that's why he got the

tour bus like they got the tour bus because flying is probably virtually impossible Ralphie may rest in pizza folks folks but he look when you're doctor like I've a bit my act right now about I go my friend was telling about to go to the doctor and I go how to go. And she goes, he told me to lose weight. He fat-shamed me. And I go, it's not really fat-shamed when it's your doctor.

It's really life-affirming at that point, you know? But like, I think if your doctor is saying to you, you're gonna die, like this is bad. And that's a different story. But, you know, I mean, this whole, I don't know. I know a lot of, I know a lot of hot women that don't like a six pack. They, they, they, they're turned off by, I've banged so out of my league over my lifetime. Me too.

With such little effort and I'm just like, I don't know, it's, it's going okay. I'd say I say such a little effort in the sense that it's, I wouldn't have even given it a shot if they didn't kind of like show me there was an opening. Yeah. So yeah, for sure, but in my mind, they're always just like, they're shallow how in the moment. You know what I mean? They're looking at like somehow they're seeing something

that's wrong and that's what I'm like, oh man, I'm gonna take off my fucking pants or my shirt, they're gonna be like, what the fuck? What the Jesus fucking Christ? Yeah, no, but it's not. No, but it's dude, it look, men and women are the same like that, man. It's like, I've dated extremely, you know, women that look like they were assembled, you know, by the very definition of hot, you know what I mean?

And, and been bored out of my fucking mind and dated girls that had a like a quirky, interesting, good looking to us and been way more into it. I think women are the same way. It's like they're like just cause you look like, you know, who's the Zach Efron, doesn't mean like, they wanna keep hanging around you, you know?

Christina has to convince me that if I sat down naked in a well lit room to put my socks on, that she still wants to fuck me. Here, don't look at me a lot. I say don't look at me, I yell, I tell you, I don't get out of the room. I say give me the room. If I'm not out of the room when he gets out of the shower, he does, he goes, give me the room. Give me the room. That's great. Well, can I, can you please give the room? Please give me that is great. That is great

Don't look at me don't look at me. The don't look at me It's more like joking. Okay, the give me the room is very serious Christine. What'd you do the one time? Oh my god I wanted that it was the most I Know you didn't think anything of it, but like when I take my shirt off I know you didn't think anything of it, but like when I take my shirt off, I wear a tank top underneath my shirt, but if I take off my, when I take off my sweatshirt or whatever, generally the tank top catches a little bit so when you're taking off one without the other, it rides up hooked up with a girl one time and Christie What did you do Christina? Maybe so upset you didn't mean anything bad by it I mean it you were just I was like it's so we're like getting ready to fuck somebody and you were like trying to like Pull your shirt down under your sweatshirt as you took it off. Yeah, it was like I was like dude

It was like a Yeah, it was like I was like dude. It was like a remember the last dragon Do you remember the last dragon? Yeah, no, no, no, actually, I don't remember it very well. There's a scene with a kid a kid gets tied up They tie him up with rope and he break dances his way Out of the ropes like he just pop locks the ropes off his body And that's what it looked like I was trying to do. I was getting one arm out of my sweatshirt And then trying to hold the front of the tank top down. I'll get the other arm.

And Christine just drew some heavy attention until he goes, he doesn't want you to see his gut hanging over his things. I go, do tell her. Yeah. Dude, Mike, my dream, if I ever just like truly settle down or get married or just end up in a long term exclusive thing, is, mean this is to either a remain in separate Living places, you know, you said that we spent a lot of time together, but separate houses and shit or Living a house where we each ever own bathroom and so because I'm big on that dude. It's like I'm sorry. I don't want you seeing

Fucking my dingle berries on the toilet that I didn't catch. Like, it's just gross. It's not supposed to be attractive. I don't blame you if you're not, if you get grossed out by it. I know I would be grossed out by it. I don't think that's shallow. I think there's a way to, you know, so I don't blame you being like, give me the room. Yeah.

Well, they say that if you live together, together You shouldn't like a wife shouldn't walk around topless in front of her husband because Because it's like no like keep your tits as a surprise for him like almost like don't make it so well Yeah, dude after you see it's working. Yeah, it's like you know like you know, she got her boobs out She's fucking brushing her teeth. You just like like, you're just like a special about it. Yeah, well, you're desexualizing. Yeah, and then they say the guy should do it with his dick too. It's a little, you know, it's a little less frequent than a guy's well gonna go as a dick out the body here.

Most women I know would probably be offended by what I'm about to say, but I still think breastfeeding a public is weird. I think it's fucking weird. And people go out, it's a natural thing. It's like, well, so is urinating. weird. I think it's fucking weird. And people go out, it's weird. It's a natural thing. It's like, well, so is urinating. We don't do it in fucking public.

Like, it's odd. It's a little bit odd. But it's the most simple, best argument I've ever heard against it. Your evening is also, but you can't just do it anywhere. Yeah, I got it. You know, restaurant. I got the decency to shove my hang down into a bush. I got to do it outside.

Yeah, I also don't fucking blouse you if you haven't been able to have a highlight. you. Hey everyone take a look. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's natural. Shut up. Check out my door. What? What are you looking at? Oh, you never seen somebody you saw natural before? It's beautiful. Blame God Now by the way I say breastfeeding public we have such different takes on it You're like I think it's weird. I don't like it. I go breastfeeding public and talk about how natural and beautiful is then don't get She with me. I'm staring at your tinny in a restaurant All right fair enough. I'll give you this you breastfeeding public you flap that other tinny out Alright fair enough. I'll give you this. You breastfeed public. You flap that other titty out there. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Jackson leaving Neverland. Uh, man, I wish we were in the same town to watch fucking leaving Neverland. Buddy, I don't, I fell asleep last night, late last night watching the, uh, watching the Oprah parts.

Oh, okay. So you watch the whole movie. Buddy, I am, it was, it was someone put it on on on camper Facebook group. It's abducted in plain sight Exactly. I was just gonna say Celebrities. It's so crazy because there's something it's see watching abducted in plain sight before watching leaving Neverland Was like reading a prequel. You didn't know it was gonna go into it and you're like this is all B behavior Michael Jackson was just like a Megastar if B was a megastar Yeah, I mean Listen, I've heard the skeptics, but I gotta say I without any reservation believe them completely. I mean the the thing that

that makes me believe them the most is the defense of them is like will they they testified for Michael Jackson, but then in the documentary they covered that they They're like, yeah, I didn't want to, I felt like I weighed Rob, weighed Rob's in, and if you haven't seen, leaving Neverland, this is just gonna be all spoilers. So, change the channel. I'm gonna have everyone's spoiler alert, Jackson, was in the children.

Turns out he wasn't just a little boy. You know, he would tell those kids, stop dancing, and maybe come over here and uh beat it. I wouldn't say he's gonna moon walk away from me. He there was the thing that fucked it up for me as a Michael Jackson fan and we'll go through the movie. We have notes for hour documentary on HBO. But the thing that fucked it up for me, it was like, God damn it, he did do this.

It was for the first time in my life, Michael Jackson was a dude. He was portrayed in some way as a fucking dude. As far as like, I need to come, I have balls. Because most of the time, he he's like I'm a standard child I never had a child and I don't know you stand sexy like yes you do motherfucker every guy isn't it weird Isn't it weird that that the world sort of because here's the thing there's a lot of smoke So there's got to be at least a little fire little fire. I mean so but I think everyone was kind of resigned

Everyone was everyone was resigned to I think everyone was kind of resigned. Sh- ow! I think everyone was resigned. I think go, he definitely did some weird shit with kids. I'm certain some sexual shit with kids, but he's like talking to a six year old. Like, you know what I mean? He's a child, like himself, so he doesn't even think he's doing something wrong. He thinks he's like, in this thing,

you know, he's just in like a relationship. Like I'm a little boy boy and this is a little boy and we're experimenting and doing stuff, but it turns out it's far more sinister. Yes, that was that was that that was a surprising part to me. I'm like, oh, this guy's calculating like moves like B and abducted in plain sight. Yeah.

I watched him. I watched him. Myers and Kurt Metzger, man. That's a good watching group. Man, did we have a lot of fun? I mean, it took us three and a half hours to watch the first episode because of the constant stopping to laugh at things.

Boy, let me tell you what the interesting thing about humor or comedy is. And I'll go with the obvious first because I don't want people to have to even wait for this. But it is nightmarish what he did to these kids. Yeah. What do you describe what this is? It is. I mean what he did to these kids. Yeah. What do you describe what this is? It is.

I mean, no, let me say it, let me say it, because I want you to see what you would call this in, I hope most people. It's a horrific thing. If it happened to my kid, I could, I mean, it would be life devastating. I get all of that. However, when they're like, he would lay back on a pillow

and masturbate while I got on all fours and spread my seven year old butt cheeks. Yeah. I mean, I laughed for 20 minutes. And it's like, I know he's doing a hard, like I think he should have been killed or jailed the rest of his life if he was alive. But at the same time, you're like, Jesus man,

what a weird visual. Yeah. Spread your butt cheeks for me now. You look good. That's nice. No wrinkles or nothing. Yeah. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so Pan. You know, I did, I would say, what a, what a weird thing to be, to be scarred on, you know, that'd be like, if you're like, yeah, I got butt fucked looking at a box of frosted flakes and, uh, Tony, the tiger really throws me off. Yeah. Well, it's funny. I did, I, I did find out this documentary proved for sure that I have a limit because then we were sitting around like comedians basically watching it and laughing at very

things inappropriate to laugh at but then it always be a catcher one like yeah you know he's like and then you know it was an adult man's penis yeah in my in my seven year old mouth and it's still to be like wow yeah like it would stop the laughs in the tracks you're like Jesus Christ man the whole thing was so jarring yeah uh uh to walk I was definitely a big fan I said funny, it's funny when the scene came on where he was doing the thriller dance, I did the exact same thing for my great-grandmother, but she didn't show me, I guess enough.

She didn't give me enough adulation. Are you telling me you could have been the third member of Leaving Neverland? If you would have fun, if you got someone to talk to. I wouldn't have talked at all. I said this when we watch the trailer Watching this I understand those kids so much and I said it on this show, but Hulk Kogan could have fucked me If you would have came from Denver and there's I'm talking about what I was into you know

Michael Jackson if Michael Jackson would have told me he doesn't care if I just am fat and and get fatter Yeah, I'd I'd live with him forever. I would I mean my god Michael Jackson could have came me he doesn't care if I just am fat and get fatter. Yeah, I'd live with him forever I would I mean my god Michael Jackson could have came by and been like oh, Dan you're hits not that big I like it put on my lap. I'd be fucking sucking and going for it. Yeah, all your insecurities Yeah, let's get into it. Yeah, let's do a bud. You want me to get these fucking oscoshes off? You gonna help me rocking out dude. out dude. Alright, hey, hey, hey, today, hey, today when I spread my butt cheeks while you jerk off Can we have the monkey hang? Yeah, but when I was sitting there on the edge of the bed spreading my butt cheeks staring at a Peter Pan thing. Yeah, I'd have been like and then I just look back and saw that he was just

Fucking smacking his dick with fucking taped fingers behind me. Oh, I'd have been like, oh, I'm like, oh this guy's not even gonna Cornhole me hell yeah. Oh dude, that, I'm like, oh, this guy's not even gonna corn hole me? Hell yeah. Oh, dude, that is, that is a, how can this day get any worse? And then you're like, it's not so bad. Yeah. Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now tomorrow, I take you to your favorite amusement park to hang out with your best friend and do whatever you want to do.

Here's a small price, dude, you gotta let me jerk off to your butthole. Don't spread your butthole forming. I'll do it. I'll captain Morgan, you on the corner of the bed so you can really take a look I guess the message is if you present these ideas to an adult I don't have a problem with you The problem is you have a seven year old boy spread and his fucking butthole in front On Wednesdays bonfire the discussion about leaving Neverland continued with Shane Gillis in studio

But not before big J told Dan that he could take 72-year-old Sylvester Stallone in a fight. I believe it is official. One more Rambo. Oh, they've already wrapped production. It's done shot. It's been shot. It's done shot.

It's done shot. He put out a picture of him looking like a cowboy. Yeah. It's about Rambo in the desert. Because sometimes killing is as easy as breathing. My favorite. Hey guys, what terrain if I not killed on you? Is there a different biosphere that I have not murdered in?

Maybe the Arctic. Oh, Rambo, I just wear jackets. I kill polar bears. I prefer the humidity for my bones so if we could do something flottish. What else? What if I not killed in midwest Yes, if I ever murdered in I don't know Key West Florida. He's just saying stuff. Yeah places he wants to go

Vienna no All right a rubah Jamaica girl. I want to take you Bermuda Bahama hey, hey, slide. Were you taking some real shots there in the ring in some of those Rockies? I Like I like Rambo 5 rap shooting is the headline and Stallone seemed to say goodbye to John Rambo for good Oh, I hope that they don't think it's too early or anything. He's 70 years old. Yeah, I don't think Rambo It's almost getting to the point where science can't back up how good of training Rambo has you're like He's just an old man. You just push him over.

He's like, oh, oh shit. Yeah. Oh, I'm certain at this moment right now, and I can't wait. Shane Kiel is just coming. I can be here from the site. Yeah. I can currently beat up current Sylvester Stallone.

Yeah, I know you can't. But I couldn't beat up fucking Rambo. John's a Rambo. Rambo 6 is going to be him yelling at his nurses for stealing his stuff Man those casts just get they get thinner and thinner each time too, huh? Yeah, there's it's just what do you mean? Oh just like no first one I've Richard Krenna Denny Brian Denny. He a young David a Russo David Karuso He's the one that and then the last move it by it got back to the last movie

It was the girl from Dexter yep, and and now it's Paz Vega who I only know because I think she's been naked and stuff Okay, do Rambo five, last blood, great name. Come on. That doesn't get anyone else excited. You guys are heartless monsters. I'm gonna see it. Definitely. We're gonna see it together.

But I thought at the end of the last Rambo, he made peace with the world and went to go see his dad on the farm. Some shit popped off at the farm. Oh yeah. That's why he's wearing the cowboy head. You know, you go there and you try to farm. And it's not as difficult. You got the banking lenders, you got the farmers association,

you got fishing game. There's a lot of people you gotta worry about. Got a pad all that. What if this is all just a legal fight? It just degreased a lot of bombs. A lot of people didn't see Rambo five being an entire courtroom. But that's where I thought that's how we could finish it And this thing in the courtroom, what does he say in the great Biles of Justice

Let the scales of justice wait Why did he get it? I read a bunch of John Grisham Father Shane O'Gillus joins the show. Oh look at all keto. Are you all skinny now? He does look you lost weight, dude. Did you drop a few LBs, dude? Little bit, yeah. He's getting thin, how ya? He's single white female in me.

He's gonna start wearing wrestling shirts. No sugar, no booze. Tons of booze. No sugar. What do you think I'm fucking soft? I'm saying fucked up. I'm saying you lost it. You don't have the fire you had in your bed.

I said the fire. I remember seeing you sleeping on couches drinking, eating carbs. I blacked out and fucked on an air mattress this week, dude. Oh, what? Who's you? I still got it. Who the gangsta? Dude, what a gangster. A resident hype man. Dude, which one of you guys ate pussy on an air mattress this week? Oh, I was gonna say this guy. I'd have to go back to oh seven. I dare you to fucking say I literally Move your elbow and the mattress moves in a different way when you're eating pussy That's what I was afraid of the whole time I was watching losers on Netflix. Great one. I great I wait you're side eye and that pussy with the other eye and worried about

Busting through a mattress. Oh, she had you got my daughter? I'm related though. I'm related. Jesus Christ. I'm related. I'm related. Dude, that's so great that she's just blocked by the camera and Shane comes in and goes, fuck it.

I'm getting hammered. You just munchin' box on air mattresses. That's my 16 year old daughter. There's a kid here. I put her out because she's the only other person this room was ever eaten posing on air. I just you watch all of me leaving Neverland. I did you watch both parts. I did Okay Watch the Oprah after show did not did you go to Wade Robbins house and wait outside to talk to him I get his opinion would have dude. Wade's pretty hot dude. Annie moves. He glides

He's the one for sure. He definitely fucks really well Dude any moves he glides. He's the one for sure. He definitely fucks really well The one thing you know is that if you're trying if you're molested by Michael Jackson you've got moves Yeah, the safe chuck kid came off drew the safe chuck kid do it. Yeah, the safe chuck kid comes off clunky the Wade Robs And it's got the rhythm, you know, I mean that kid's gonna throw back into it 7 to 14 You're not around for seven years. I think safe chuck's a little bitter because he got bounced quick You didn't get the franchise that I always safe chucked it by the way disclaimer None of this is cool. I'm just saying oh He's an absolute monster Michael Jackson is I'm just getting I'm getting into his head right now I'm thinking how I would go. Oh you go yeah, Rob's is gonna take over then he got the little

Dominican kid who was just but he sued quick he flipped for money, right? Was that the one that for money and just when it just my gojax and trusted enough to finally have sex with them this kid flips on him all you put my heart yes is unlike freight out you put my heart it's too many toys and right

uh... man i even like your but all i never let but all and safe chuckle that's the easier this movie but spot me like this And they're crying to each other do the Wade Robson Watching that and I learned me and MJ have very similar sexual I think you're gonna say appetite with food. I go to Shane Rubs a lot.

Near Moody's neighbors. When I meet a girl for the first couple months, I make her sit at the end of my bed. I spread cheek and I jerk off. And you lead against the headboard? And then eventually I get the courage to go in for a rim job. There's a little luch, a Shane's trusting.

What? Is there going to horse when a horse gives you your hoof? He does a petting zoo lick. We all knew something was happening. None of us knew how sinister it was, but how did we, when we saw that he made them dress just like them and then walked holding their hands everywhere. I do that to my girlfriends.

They were wrestling to your shoes and hoodies. Dude, I hope you make your girlfriend dress exactly like me. Claire was wearing a fucking sheet's camo. Yeah, that's been a really good game. A group. Yeah, that's interesting because of the toy Jackson's thing that she said she was forced into it or whatever. She claimed the mom was well aware, which I said it makes the whole family like complicit

and just garbage. Just bad people. Gary Indiana, her name is great place. No. I've not heard good from you. Not to shit hole. I Indiana, her name is great place. No. I've not heard good stuff. No, it's a shit hole. I've driven through there a couple times. Yeah, it's a real shit hole, right?

Yeah, it's a bunch of sheds. It really is, do you get it? Inside those sheds, it's a whole shit. Paul, where is it? You just saying that? I'm kind of like, I see it. It's literally a flat land of just sheds. And then inside those sheds are kids getting,

I was gonna say I'm dancing well. Yeah, but future kings of pop. If you want to, if you want to see a show, go to a Gary and Ian talent show. Get ready to get blown away. Yes, what's going on that point? That point is bumping. He's opening up. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, You go to Gary Indiana, they do a fucking talent show. That'll knock you dickhead. How good was it?

I don't know, good enough that I would let him rape kids. And I would still be like, that's pretty good kid. I'll tell you what, you know what admission is? One kid. That's the toll, it's not money. How talented was it? Almost forgivable that he fucks kids. I'm still Bob my head when I hear it.

Oh my god, damn. Wow, that's talented. That's what, in that shed, that's where they created all that. I sit for sure, yes, but now I don't know, because I was moving a little bit slow, but does this end his legacy? I mean, is it the str- Or is he's definitely-

Does it still play more? It might be a mortal wound. Hey, everybody, this is DJ Lewin. On this week's Lost at Sea Tapes, Jay, Dan, and Christine talk about perfect beach bodies. What you missed that fucking blew my mind or were you there for that when Nate asht is no cigar and a bunch of seagulls started hovering around which freaks me the fuck out. Yeah Nate Bobbitt. And it's what Bobbitt smoking bats dead Down and looking at grabbed I thought it was like nipped at the ash. Yeah

And went off and I was like aha, I'm like that goal thought there was a ash Whether the ash was food or something like it and then it circled back around and came like I Mean it a foot above Nate Mm-hmm, and I thought what where there was shit on Nate's head Yeah, it's what it looked like I was like other thing came back to show I go like it hurt us talking shit That came back and ripped heat on Nate's head Turns out dude, and it goes like jump off his right because Dude, it just dropped a fish on Nate. It had a fish. it's fucking mouth, and just dropped it on to Nate.

Like, he was giving him a kip. It's like, not man. He was thanking him. That's the way you're thinking. Here's what really went down in the bird's mind. Bird, season eight, Nate's ash, goes, oh. Oh, he's giving you a treat. He got some treat, comes down, eats the ash.

You dirty hick. Fuck's that about. Dirty Southern hick. What the fuck are the fuck you doing was the gaming running on me Hey, we're getting rid of oh hold up. I got some boys that'll come over here But I'm gonna need a fish it really goes gets a tiny fish drops it on Nate and then his friends are like what's up? What's going on over there? Because didn't other birds start? Yeah, oh, oh they were excited You know, you know, it came like a horror movie. Exactly.

This guy was like, I was terrified. If everybody else put a sailor's car out of the water right there and then there, I would have, I would have stopped. Once I saw that thing happen with that little fish, I was like, oh, there's little fish. So I thought he grabbed ash. He was really picking up that fish. Yeah. That's what it was.

And so I'm like, oh, there's little fish. And then I started noticing that constantly around me, we were little schools with these little fish. Oh, there's everywhere. And big fish. And I just was like, oh, there's a little fit and then I start noticing the constantly around me We're little schools of these little fish and big fish and I just was like, I now I hate this I don't because I thought because I try to pretend I'm in a pool and you maybe realize really quick that I'm in an aquarium It really in the water so clear so you just see everything You see everything we kind of cool. I said I say things like is that a man to ray? I don't even know that's a real thing Yeah, I'm just stroking one Yes, yes, it is. We have our own man these are the ones that don't hurt you

This is where everyone put on their bikinis and went out to the island. There's some bodies Tell you and me and Christine were agreeing on this and I don't know what's gonna happen on the rest of this boat But I will say we both agreed there are There's a level, and of course, who would I be to say is I hope I'm this level of acceptable chubby. And that's I think I'm acceptable chubby and I go up to acceptable chubby.

I will say. Christine's a little picky, but I think sometimes, we haven't found a middle ground We sort of lucked out where it's like we just had You know, I mean it doesn't happen at all in first of all and it's been like pretty hot chicks For the most part, you know a couple like Duds in there, I guess but like the most part even if it wasn't like a great experience like pretty hot chicks where I've my

Solo work has been much more a roller coaster. Okay. Up and down to that stuff. And I'm afraid to bring certain ones to Christine, but Christine's saying that she will. Because the one I'm going to point out to you today, I'd be like, I was like, dude, 100% and you were like, yeah, totally my deal, and stretch marks on her side. Don't give a shit.

Well, I said, yeah, but I'm like, yeah, I don't give a shit. I'm like, yeah, I don't give a shit. I'm like, yeah, I don't give a shit. I'm like, shit, shit, shit. I'm like, on our side. Okay. Oh, yeah, but I'm like yeah, I don't give a shit I don't Yeah, pretty face real pretty face I'm back to her. I love it. Yeah, good. We saw her walking out. Yeah real pretty face Because girls like fuck yeah, dude. I don't See I'm so I'm soggy in the midsection to who am I to start blaming people? I'm like fucking rockin a six back I don't want there's like this unrealistic expectation because of porn that in all these people,

all those people do is work and fuck out and fuck out and work. I meant work out and fuck. They work and fuck out. I don't even have to say work and work out and fuck. If there's any shit that goes time to go work and fuck out All they do is fuck and work out or work and fuck out You do fuck out. That's part of their work. It's gonna work. They fuck out It goes fuck out is my work. That should be the t-shirt fucking out is my work. That's how you go before So fucking out is my work. That should be the t-shirt. Fucking out is my work. That's how you call yourself a porn star.

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