The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Not Everyone Enjoys The Classics (w/ Adrienne Iapalucci & Joe DeRosa)

Episode Date: January 27, 2020

Jay tells a nightmare Air B&B story and gets advice from Adrienne Iapalucci. Jay explains to guest host Joe DeRosa why Bruce Springsteen’s music is awful. Dan, Jay and Christine discuss Rob Gronkowski’s looks.

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Hey, it's Black Lou and welcome to the Bonfire's Best of the Week. After being off for Martin Luther King Day, the Bonfire was back on Tuesday and welcome guest, Adrian Apaluci. Jay told a nightmare Airbnb rental story and Adrian shared her method for getting out of paying for it. When I was out in LA this weekend, I had to kind of make a last minute trip. I got an Airbnb. Christine shows me the pictures of the place. I'm like, looks great. Monty's right, it's in a building.

Nice building. That said, keypad entry, which has been big on every Airbnb I've ever stayed in, with Christine. I get there that the first day I got in the town. There's no keypad entry. I had to meet the person who was 45 minutes late, passed check-in to meet me.

Yeah, with something. And it was not even like a person who was running it. The person who was running it, it becomes important later, it was a French guy named Jacob, right? Oh, hot French dude, like an asshug. Yeah, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna go gay. Yeah, uh, girls I was late. I'll do it.

It's good. When you have a good opportunity to have a glass of wine, and look at the sunset, the girls I take my time. Yeah, you fat piggy from New York City. You have to stay in my shadow. I am the gay French man. Were you Jacob from the every day? Yeah, it is me. That's very convincing gay. It is me. The gay French man. Were you Jacob from the every big? Yeah, I did.

That's very convincing gay thing. It's me, the gay French man's Jacob. I'm here to see you. I want you to squat in peace in front of me. I think what happens is he has his little, I mean, stout Mexican woman. Deceité, I want my own Queens for me. Unibrow, I'm gonna call her about four foot three. Hell yeah, a little cannonball.

Four three, two 50. There we go. That's a short. That's a short. That's a short. That's a short. She's fine. Yeah.

Is she athletic? No. She's short. Short. I mean, Rio just a bowling pin with a with a Marmont jacket on so she gives me DeKey is just one of those bob things, you know It's you just touch it to the doors and it has to work the door front door the elevator and the room. It's all the same thing So she gives to me fine. I go in the place is very weird and sterile like future prison

So I didn't like the place to begin with but but whatever. Got a washer dryer, which is important. That's what I picked before. Take care. And the location was fine. So Saturday I said I filmed more Sunday. I filmed all day. The thing Monday. I wake up, watch Sixers game.

That's where we got sidetracked last time. Josh Edmire's came over and we go, let's go get some food. And we'll come back to the place and just hang out all day. And I'll go to the airport night. We go to get food, we come back, we get in, and now the key's not working for the front door because our time is up. Nope, not at all.

Not to get to the next day. Of course, but I had decided that you are not hot enough to stay in my weekly sterilized bed. That may have been it. That may have been it, but I call them, and they just seem very unfazed by this problem. I go, here, everything I have is in there, and there's no way to get in.

It is mine now. And they go, it's all, yeah, it's a fist, and somebody to fix it, it's 25 minutes. And so, whatever 30 minutes later, I'm waiting outside. I go around to the office of the building, like the leasing office. Now they gave no, now we've had Airbnb's before me in Christine where they do the old,

like enjoy the place, it's great. And if anybody asks your Walters nephew. That's, you know, it's a good thing like that. That's so funny when they go, also anyone brings us up, you're not staying here, you probably won't come up, but if they do, it goes,

you're part of the crew and you say that, that Slappy said, hell yeah. Hypothetically, if someone asks what you're doing here, you say you're here to move Henderson and you understand the situation. Hey, who does that? That sounds generic. So I go to the office and leave it. I feel bad for this

lady just some degree. She also wasn't fantastic at what she was doing. She works in future prison. But I don't have so I'm go to the place to the office to ask for a key. Sure. Because what you're doing, and I'm like tell them the unit number. They go, yeah, it's just like, I don't know. I'm waiting these people. They go, that's a broom closet. A lot of broken English going on here. And I'm having a hard time, I just need to get in, I need to get in right now and then I'll figure it out from there.

They go, well, we're not really allowed to do Airbnb business building, and I go, well, guess what, they're doing it. And my stuff's inside, so can you please give me a key to get in there? Snitch. You should run. 100%.

You should run on Hulk on them and just went nuts. They've been so... At this point, everyone I've talked to has been unhelpful in the most like, yeah dude chill, we'll fix it kind of vibe. Ah, like you're asking them for a favor, like you asked a friend to stay out their couch. But like they're like, yeah bro, we're doing,

we're gonna... They didn't call me bro. No one speaks English enough for that. I'm just telling you the vibe of how they call them. They call them Garthson. I go, what do you do if this was happening? Like I'm flying out tonight. I'm not telling you also what's going on at this point that I find out before.

One of the reasons I took this place, wash or dryer. So I put all my clothes in the washing machine, turn it on. First of all, it's a dryer. Wash, it just dries. It's only a dryer. So I put all my clothes in the washing machine, turn it on. First of all, it's a dryer. It's just dry. It's only a dry. It's not of a bad. I had to walk to a drug store and get, they didn't have, there's the washer dryer with no detergent of any kind, no nothing. So I get detergent, put it in and I turn it on. It starts pre soaking the clothes and then cuts off saying no water for whatever. So it's not even doing a rinse thing, it's just soaking them.

So I'm like, well, we gotta, I'm touching levers and something like, I don't know what this possibly be. I push the button again, does it three times doshing my clothes with water with no rinse cycle. And then I just gotta, I'm calling them about that. They go, oh, like, yeah, maintenance just isn't really around. Yeah, but I paid for this place. Part of the reason because the washer and dryer,

so they're like, yeah, sorry. Like, we'll see if anyone can come fix it, I guess, but there's no one gonna be available to fix it today. So then I just got to dry wet dirty clothes so I can travel with them at least. So that's already going on. But I'm not even like, let's make a big stink about that's already going on, but I'm not even like Let's make a big stink about that. I'm just like I'm just like whatever. I'm like I

Don't have white lady nuts on them. What part do you go white lady nuts as the as they're being be story? I'll tell you after please yeah, so 30 minutes later whatever this This barrel comes up again. This fucking little idiot chick. Blanca. Blanca. Yeah. LDL. Is she like tattooed from Fantasy Island? Yes. And with the same, more facial hair. She comes over and she goes, are you sure? Are you sure? You know work. I go. Yeah, I guess I could figure out like touching the thing that it's not working. She goes, you know work I go. Did you use the spirit then she goes. I've left.

This is the best part. You can test around the front door. Somebody was going into the front door. So rather than just a little more mentality that rather than wait for that guy to go in the door and track it and check the thing. She goes. He holds the door guy to go in the door and check it and check the thing. She goes, he holds the door for it. She goes in the door, waits for the elevator. It's all the time consuming, I want to just getting into it. I want to go inside. I've been outside for 40 some minutes now. By the way, also we got food came back with food. So now

ruined. Yeah, throw it away. It's literally worthless. What kind of food is it? Rose beef sandwiches. It's not gonna hold up eating right there, dude. Josh did yeah, I Was too. I rate to enjoy a sandwich. I would have had you just thrown it at them. I tried to I one point I was actually aggressively trying to kick the door knob off the door It's that would have I would have loved to have seen body cam footage of you breathing and how angry you are at that moment. We're like, you know, this is dimwit goes in there the door and waits for the elevators and move multiple floors like staring at it and goes in the elevator to just see like if you push to the pad if it works like could

then this right outside then she comes out and this is where I go from angry to I rate. She goes, okay, she was don't worry. She goes, go, I'd be back in five minutes. I go, you're back in five minutes. I'm on the phone with Christine at this point, right? I have you on the phone with me. I go, you're back in five minutes. Why? I go, I already went to the leasing office over there.

They don't, they said they can't make another one. I said, I went to the officeasing office over there. They said they can't make another one. I said, I went to the office, she goes, what? I go, I went to the office to tell him the thing, he goes, why you go up? I went, because I'm sitting outside and you guys aren't fucking helping the situation at all. Yeah, so wait, so she fucking lost her shirt?

I go, so why do you have to go around the corner leasing office? She goes, to get a key fix, I go, I go, I go, I go, so why do you have to go around the corner leasing office? She goes to get a key fix. I go, you didn't come with a key. Another key. She's like, no, I don't have, you didn't show up. Like the guy said to us, someone's coming over with a key. Yeah, this isn't somebody from the leasing office.

This is a guy who like runs the property, like his manager on site. He runs like 20 properties and this is his girl. So when we were on the phone, I was on the phone with him and the girl, and he was telling me that he had already spoken to Jay, which wasn't true, and then told me that the woman was coming with a key and she would be there in 20 minutes.

So she goes around the corner, she makes phone calls, she's panicking now. If I was her, I would just take it off. I just got a new job. I agree with you. I would've took for the, I don't know how much English you understood, but if she did, I gave her the biz a lot. Like over her, do you know what I mean?

I'm talking to Josh, I'm like, it's dumb pig, fucking, didn't even come with another fucking key. So she calls it as she goes, you're not so much of a price yourself. So the fact that you're not doing these much shit, me and my gay friends boyfriend have taken you for a ride. I know for a fact, I am not that pretty.

I am no beauty, but you think you're so bad. But you are not pecanty yourself. She's like, you're definitely not getting in now. Yeah, well, yeah, she's not That's what Christine's gonna get concerned about yeah, so she goes I'll come at them She goes around the corner to leasing office Texting they don't know who she is Text me in five minutes the words don't worry. They're making you key

Don't worry they're making you key Don. Don't worry they're making you a key Don't worry Christine sees on the phone me then for another 30 minutes crazy Then I walk back over to leasing office. Mm-hmm. She's in there just sitting there just standing there by herself And at least no one's doing anything to help her at all the you go in passionate kiss. She comes out put her up on the fucking counter A car pulls a oh Great, oh the big old fucking before it's happening. I'm sorry. She's out there and I'm saying her go what's going on? She's like don't worry. I go you're saying not to worry, but what is being done? What's happening? She's just don't worry I call Jacob the French Jacob Jacob the French Jacob Balls. Jacob sounds Jewish. You sure you're French?

He's French. He's French. He gets on a phone. This is so inferior. I go Jacob. Yeah, most of all going on here, buddy. What's going on? I'm yeah, they are easy and old saying France that we have when a man cannot find his way inside. He must enjoy his the outside. You are a concert. What? Yeah, I get on the phone with them. And I'm just doing like, I'm like, dude, what is happening? Everyone keeps saying don't worry. And I have a flight tonight. I got your fucking washing machine. I've already told you this. No, no, no, no,

Jay to be as free as a barrel, which you will be later on the gifted flight is something you must enjoy Oh, so I just keep saying it up on you No, not even it's what does he say when you call? Um, I called him and then I looped Jay in With him and he was and I called Josh and Mars and looped him in just so he can like he goes Entertain because he's waiting with me also I got to hear this like Jay hear this. But Jay's on the phone like, he's like, this dummy doesn't know what she's doing and he's going like, you think she wants to be there?

I go, I don't care. But you told me someone's coming with a key. No one's here with a key. No one seems to know what the problem is. It's a little bit of a challenge to figure out the solution. I go, yes, but it's been an hour now that I've been locked out. I bought food, I got clothes up there

that I have to dry because your washing machine's not like I go I go Jacob. I have to assume buddy Is now I'm saying it to like I have to assume buddy. I'm not paying for this air being B. Crickus Oh, that's this be a lovely idea for you. Yes, but that's what I like like that. This is take you Right now he's so calm about I go And then I go I go are you gonna open this fucking door? Are you gonna get me in this fucking place right now? Jay goes goes no He's goes no and then I'm like wow I'm gonna go break the fucking plate and then Christine's texting me Stop Jay play we have to get you in the apartment

I'm not cuz Jay's going like this isn't a legal air being being goes. Are you threatening me? Yes? Yes, yes I'm taking as a threat because you are doing something illegal, but I'm texting Jay I'm like stop writing we just need to get you in right now listen to me if it's money or after I don't have it What I do have what I do have is a very serious bond fire show So serious X-am radio show how did you get in? I guess our fucking dumb husband showed up. Uh-oh What they don't know what's happening? They don't speak English enough to know that they're being insulted even. That's great. Smart move though from this point forward. Every time I see these people, just, you know, they have a little chubby like Mexican son who's like

10 maybe, and it's just like immediately, I guess maybe as I'm a parent or just a human being, as soon as the gig gets out of the car, you're just like, all right, well, I'm not going to say anything. I'll be aggressive anymore. That's the guy that called that fat pig. If that's fine with that, if he seeks revenge in 10 years, I'll fuck his world up, but right now. What if you fucking right now?

What if you're being a- He's a kid and I don't wanna say things like that in front of him. So what happened? So the whole family's there now. So the guy is I guess the maintenance, what's clearly happening here is the space is either empty or something that they rented out.

And he's the maintenance guy for the building and they're basically doing an illegal Airbnb to building that knowing for sure. So what the guy does is he goes into the apartment next to it, goes out back in the courtyard and breaks in through a window of our place opens a door. And then like, I guess like a two hours later, they came back with another key

so I could actually walk out of the front door without being locked out forever. It's just like, so you got your stuff. I mean, it's like, I ended up having to be there for like four more some hours at the place till I left for the airport. It was at the back. Which do you do at your clothes that were wet?

I dirty dried them. I wet dirty dried them and then set a dry them up and then do you report that Airbnb? Well, we're gonna hear now because Adrian says there's a way to handle this. I think it might be too late for you. I stated an Airbnb in LA and it looked really nice online and then when I get there, it's like the ghetto and like bad ghetto. So I walk inside the neighborhood's bad. That's the

problem. I go to Christine, which is better because she knows LA enough to know like even though it's a nice place, it's So I walk inside the neighborhood's bed. That's the problem. I know I go to Christine which is better because she knows LA enough to know like even though it's a nice place. It's like a bad day. Yeah The place was nice and it was like in a gate and stuff, but it was real ghetto And I was like all right, whatever I'll stay so I go in there I go in my room and they left the window open so a bird came in and shit everywhere. Yeah No screen. Just no screen. The bird was still there. That bird really? Shitting all over the whole. Yeah, the bird was like, this is

awesome. So you walk into burrs like this. Who are you? Are you my roommate for the week? Oh, you're new. You welcome my toilet. There is also in the saying there's like a bunch of dirty stuff. And I was like, well, I don't like this place. My friends had, I could stay with her sister. I go, all right, I'm gonna get my money back. So I said to make sure I definitely get my money back. I pulled the sheets down the bed and took pubic hairs

off my body, on the bed. And I was like, I'm not saying here this pubic hair is, there's a bird flying and shit everywhere. And I got my money back. I like to even think the bird shit everywhere. I think it was enough. I think it was enough. I think it was enough. I also loose pubes. I like to go and extra stuff. I like that you did the, I like that you think the bird shit everywhere and stuff was enough that you fucking also also loose pubes

I like to go an extra stuff. I like that you did it. I like that you did a yank to get your money back Yeah, did you put that you just grab whatever you can grab with fingers or to trim? No, I just ripped it Just a rip and rip rip and rip and rip you get your money back. Yep. Oh, yeah for sure In this next clip Jay brilliantly explains why Bruce Springsteen isn't that great. How there are only four listenable Springsteen songs and why the boss is not the boss of Jay. Who's the guy that was on the sopranos? The guy from Springsteen's band. Oh my lord.

Yeah, like he's always... He's funny when he goes back and forth. He only plays characters wearing suits and bouffant hair. And then the next day he tries to go back out and like alligator cowboy boots. Yeah, he has on a fucking like Sam Kinnison bandana and like on gearing. What are you doing dude? Hey, Salvatore. Oh, Gubots.

You see, the only guy in real life where is dressing is worse than it is on the sopraton. You look better with that stupid hairdo. What the fuck are you doing? It is on the surprise The fucking you do it a glory days Holy shit, that's a guy everybody's uncle loved My uncle John yeah, my uncle John would always be like talk about the dream man And then he showed me I was like this guy was gonna play with the boss and fucking yeah All while having a crazy weird mouth. Oh my god

He's making weird faces behind Bruce brings you all the time. He's like a very face face expressive singer What do you advance at oh really? Yeah, it's very like I can mouth open really big And the glory days videos what I always remember that from him just over a shoulder making tons of weird faces. Yeah, Clarence Clarence doing like the head shake and you know, yeah, yeah, I pee the big man. Yeah, well also dude The drummer max what's this face from Conan Weinberg? He makes crazy faces when he drums. Yeah, he always looks like he's trying to hold back Come he's like dude Bruce Springs team you can't have a catalog of seven million songs and have me say that three are okay. It's you. It's not me. It's him. I'm at the problem. He is. Oh, God. I could care less about any. He knew this is the only song I like. Really? Only

Springs song I like. See, look at this dumb face, Stephen Van Zahn. Oh, go! Yeah. We've heard Bruce Springsteen's trying not to kiss him because this guy's trying to kiss him. Oh, yeah, then what's it, Nils, right? He's the other one, whereas he dresses like a fucking French professor.

He's just like the old man from back to school who hated Roddy Dangerfield. Is that the guy? Is that the guy with the beret right there? Yeah. Yeah. He goes out, he has a car that never had a roof to it. It's just one of those old Tommy cars.

It barely has an engine. Springsteen by far is the best dressed and he still has a little rolled up sleeves on. You know what I mean? It's still not great. I want to hit everybody in his band in the face right now. His band's ass faces are making me sick right now. If I saw this band playing in a bar, I would have tried to fight the band.

Like, shut up! It's 10-Sent Wing Night, enough! We're the only ones here. We don't want to hear it! HURRY NER! HURRY NER! I can't yeah The only people that like spring sooner people from Jersey I never met somebody that's not from Jersey that loves spring Yeah, did you lose keeps up he grabs a handful of grass from every show he's want to oh my god Damn you Lou, do you really do that?

Take a pocket full of grass from every boss show. Ugh. Ugh. But I got offered free tickets, good tickets to go see him. I think from Morin Tarr and offered his free tickets to go see him. So all you got to do is get out to Giant Stadium tonight in five hours. Do you have anything going on tonight? Nope.

Nope. She goes in five hours, I'll give you free tickets. It was like 10th row at Giant Stadium because if you guys just get out there, and me and Christine batted it around for 13 seconds. Oh, yeah. Should we get out there and go, I figured out I'd get to Jersey and school. It's so funny.

I'm guarantee you, Terran, still calls him the boss. I guarantee you. I know, for sure. And actually, when we were thinking about it, at all, she crushed it, she goes, it's unbelievable because she goes, I'll tell you what, last night he played for over three hours and I was like,

yeah dude, no way. I go, that's a lot of waiting to get to those two songs. And if he doesn't, if he doesn't do tunnel of love. No, no, no dude, if he's on, I'm excited about my album The Rising Kick tonight. Oh. You just gotta sit there. Throw him on him.

Throw him on him. Run. Run. Cover me. Tunnel of love. I'm on fire. I like him on fire. And I like dancing in the dark.

I like it for the novelty reasons of dancing in the dark, but I don't like particularly when everyone hears a song. Born in the USA can suck my dick like it for the novelty reasons of dancing in the dark, but I don't like particularly when everyone here the song Born in the USA can suck my dick like it's Nick Cannon as until the end of my life I hate that fucking song people go you know It was played as a patriotic song, but it's actually a very anti patriotic song and I went it's just a horrible song anyway Yeah, yeah thunder road born or run off fucking flip the desk I hate them and then when they come on if it's something I can't change It's a nightmare you just sentenced me to fucking seven minutes of a song. I don't want to hear

Did me if we did this a long time ago on the show but Fenoeia to me is that every song that you sing a thing and then you're in something something land Is that every song you sing a thing and then you're in something something land In the heartbreak sits in and Susie's gone and she's found another love sitting here in lonely land Oh my god I have another glass and I say pour it fast because I'm in drinking land and I'm stuck here in Alcatel land. Every Bruce brings these songs about how he's to save his town. I knew Jersey that's absolute and doing fine. My family's got no electricity and we're all shooting outside in port of parties on our lawns

Everybody's constipation man Everybody knows me at every construction site because we're living in undeveloped land. Bruce, you live in North Jersey in a beautiful suburb. Shut up man! Whoa! Who's this guy? How does he know where I live?

Ah shit, we talk about a black friend and a dude wearing a brain We went off about this oh what day one day talking about Billy Joel Like he's like a put on my day the jacket And I went out to the wind up and boy's hangin You live it like a long time suffer what are you talking about? And I rolled the dice with the boys on the corner. No, you did I love that's why love I love the the Singee guys right that go the distance so you see these guys Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joe are so old now And you know they have to go out there and sing as me and Charlie hanging out on the block with the chain in our hand and a knife in our hand

Are we gonna rob a store and? Oh my God. I'd say Arty Lang summed it up the best thing ever on Stern years ago. I just loved his take when he goes, uh, he's every spring season. He's still on it's like growing up in San New Jersey. It has very parked. You know, I got two choices. You can work for your dad his farm or become a rock and roll star. Or there's a 40 minute train to the biggest city on earth.

Any number of dreams you do, become a drug addict, to become a major celebrity. Yeah, Bruce, you know it's not more expensive to take the train all the way to New York, right? It's the same amount of, it's the pastries. I gotta work in my daddy's factory. He make holders for napkins for fancy restaurants. Oh, believe it here, in factory land. Oh, I'll tell you what, there's another one. Fucking jerk off John Melon Camp. I love him. I love him have a leading on a fence post.

I love him. I love every name. Like he's out pulling wheat every day. Fuck out of my face. He's always so new. So then forms. And we're farming the eggs today again. Oh, how I miss my grandpa and his farm. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He goes, I know, I'm a real good dancer. He's really big. We used to dance all the time.

Oh, Jesus Christ. The soda costs a quarter. Arti Langa, Ritz, we're almost free. Things were different when we were so young. Oh, dude. Arti Langa is a great story about, he was in a movie that Tom Wates was in. And Tom Wates is, you know, like one of his biggest songs

is the song Jersey Girl. It's this ballad that he wrote in the 70s. And he said he was in the transport every day with Tom Wates and he was scared to like be like, I love, I love the song Jersey Girl so much. You mean so much? He's finally on the last day. He got out the guts to say something and he goes, Tom, I just, I just, I gotta say this Jersey Girl such an amazing song. Like, what inspired you to write that? And he goes, Tom Wates literally, as he was getting out of the van, he goes, Tom, I just, I just, I gotta say this, Jersey girl, such an amazing song, like, what inspired you to write that? And he goes, Tom, wait, it's literally, as he was getting out of the van, he goes, oh, my wife's from Morristown, and then she out to door. And it's literally nothing.

Hello, everyone, this is DJ Liu. And on Thursday's Lost Tapes, the guys find out that Rob Gronkowski was on family food. Dan and Jay critique Rob's looks and find out if Christine thinks he's sexy. The Gronkowski family did family feud with Steve Harvey. Yeah. There's a picture and I mean, I heard this does not do them much justice. I mean, dude, yeah, there are a bunch of giant, like, if you took like a old Viking warriors and you're like, trivia time, they'd be like,

I don't think it's old, I'm telling them, it's more like if you found like the two guys who fall asleep in the back of a bar, they have to wake up to go home and then made them do family family. Okay, now I'm really on board with it. I didn't watch this yet, I'm just telling you that family

seems like a bunch of stooges. One of the things that's fucking hilarious is hanging out with McDaniel during the 49ers thing. As I said, Jimmy G's a lot like, dirt digler, and he's like, you don't know how close to truth that actually is. And then I said, I'm coming to run the sidelines, go, was that sexy comms? You want me to do it again, huh? If it wasn't sexy? I can go again. I can go again. I can go again. I love this kid.

Five to watch me throw a first down, ten to watch me throw a touchdown. How many times have you done that today? Three times. And I said George Kiddles like his read Roth trial. Where he's just in the other room going, yes, yes. Yes.

He goes, I'll play football on my own time. I got lots of activities. I like magic. I get, he goes, damn it, not it. I can it goes. Damn it. Not it. Anyways, it's fun to make because you really realize that Grand Kowski like that dude. This guy.

He has no idea what's going on in the world. He's just like pointing in a direction. And then they go stop here. Alright, Christine. Yeah, he's just all gracious. A super hot guy with a great body. I'm guessing just a thick softy. The kind that you hear it slap his own pie what it pulls it out

Oh, I bet but what a dummy huh Christina he's a good-looking guy Yeah, you think he's a good looking guy. I mean facially he's a little you know, I don't know like I Listen, I have no problem. I have no problem calling out a good looking guy Grand Calsie's not an ugly guy, but he's all doof. You know what it is? He's definitely all doof, but he's also, without the body, if you put his head on my body,

I don't think he's attractive. You know where, nowhere near as. Well, men know bodies do count. Yeah, yeah, your bodies are what's up. What? Because we like women with bodies, hot bodies. Oh. Yeah, the term butter face wasn't invented by us.

Are you saying he's a Butterface? Yeah. He's a Butterface. He's a Butterface. Oh, he's got a butt, butt kiss face. But kiss his face. It looks like his face has been kissed by butt. Hope you enjoyed this week's Best of the Bond Fire.

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