The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Not Tonight
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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast.
You can hear our full show every day on Series XM.
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And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder.
Now, now you can slow it down.
Now I know I will argue.
It doesn't make a lot of sense because only one of us is black However, if you take that out of it
There goes the neighborhood it's great
I
Just like the idea. It's also funny that for me you're being too pretty white white guys
It is pretty hilarious that the last line before that course kicks in he goes that because that black
Well the fuck it was played so good. stole my girl that goes I'm a little damn
it's I used to be singing about black people coming into a neighborhood
it's great
then that song rips
of course is I like I like it it had me
it away it didn't have me and it would be very beginning then it got me and then I kind of
Well the excessive end-bombs a problem
No, but I just it just the song. I don't know. I liked the chorus
Well, there goes the neighborhood a great line for a radio show. It is
Think of the neighbor
But I'm still with children of the grave.
Not the live version though, studio version.
Yeah, now I'll do whatever everybody wants.
I've just said, I thought that was a good fun one.
I heard this week and I was like, oh yeah, that's long rules.
We could also do talk shit, get shot.
Talk shit.
Yeah, there's also not a rule.
So if you want to do that as the intro we can just do that as the intro what
Just one day neighborhoods if you just want to do an intro that's not our normal intro
Well weren't studio though our DJ Lou needs his powers that was empowered that humiliated all of us what he did back there
Memories said noic members said no excuses and then there was 11 seconds between the intro and the song
Let's ice cubes fall. I mean ice tea's fault. He loaded his video. Oh, I guess all black people
I guess all black people are the same to you any ice guy is the same guy. Okay, okay real nice
Right have a vanilla ice DJ Lou you ever think about that? I'm not gonna stop rocking out for them. That's fair enough
I'm not gonna stop you really for them. That's fair enough. I'm not gonna stop you.
I would get really pumped listening to Deepas Bluest.
Uh, hello.
Yeah.
My head is like a shark's fin.
I mean, see?
Why not?
Why not start the show on, you know, the next time you're in studio with that?
Yeah, I don't know.
I'll promise that.
Well, Jacob's never coming.
But Jacob ready to throw through.
He was coming back.
He's never coming back studio ever. He's never was coming back. He's never coming back to do ever
He's never ever coming back. He's coming home for a day to do the live show. I heard that recently and
Like bum me right back out again. I thought you were staying when you came back
You lunatic
You're for a week up for a week
I mean so many holiday plans for you
I put the gate up around the tree so you don't pull it down.
This is a big day on the Bonfire.
This is the Bonfire of course, Faction Talk Series XM,
one of three big jokers and dan soder.
Of course we have DJ Lil Christine Evans,
Jacob Atatar, Black King, the Black Tiger, Lewis,
John Son.
And today is a big to the bonfire merch,
M-E-R-C-H, the bonfiremerch.com, you can order by Wednesday,
December 8th for Christmas delivery, but we got sweatshirts,
t-shirts, we got a Lewitsky high kushur.
Hey, everyone, not to blow your nuts off and put you in a
rushy haste, but in less than 48 hours, it won't be there
for Christmas. The timers be gone. So enjoy your, we're gonna give them a saw. If you,
obviously God, if you're listening to this on a replay, if you're listening to this
on demand, kill yourself. It's over. It's over. You wrote Christmas for everybody. Now
you're wrong Christmas for everybody. There goes a neighborhood. I, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, of time under any circumstances. Oh, crazy long time.
Don't worry, there's entire bootleg off-market store.
We have plenty of merch stores available online.
It's just nothing we've ever endorsed.
Yeah, ours is more ours.
In fact, we have, in fact, we've endorsed some bootlegs
because we're like, I do something.
It's like, thank you for making sure.
There was a time where we had people by wall washers
just to represent.
Yeah, until wall, what it like us until we were friends with Berk Rysher. Oh, I didn't know who you were.
Oh, please come in. Oh, no, please come in. We didn't know you were that that bonfire.
Coming soon in the merch, I have to assume is going to be a, is gonna be an, uh, Ocarus and Sixers jersey. I'll tell you why, Dan.
Went to the doctor today.
Mm-hmm.
And, uh, I've been having a lot of
problem with my right forefinger joint.
Killing me.
Yeah.
I don't remember.
What is that?
What is the right thing?
Oh, you're forefinger in the right hand.
Got it.
Yeah, right there.
Um, I'm like, what could this be?
Is it, are you doing any, uh, activity lately?
I go, well, dude, I can talk to them like this for real.
I'm like, dude, I've been hooping every week now.
I'm just fucking, and I mean, I'm in an outdo.
And I'm telling you, and like, I grab rebounds with power and aggression and my fucking
and my shot rolls off the hand.
I mean, perfect form.
And he said, I've developed what he would call trigger finger
from my, and this is a quote, pin point accurate jump shot.
What are you gonna do?
So he gave me some steroid shots in there.
Wow, she's on the juice now.
He told me a lot of people scream, he goes,
you wanna wait and see if it goes way on tone
because the steroid shot right in the tendon there.
It kills, but it's only for like two seconds.
Well, I tell you something, Dan, it was about seven seconds.
I didn't flinch.
Damn.
Just so you know what's going on with this.
And I said, I said, in fact, I said, don't, don't even give me the shot if I can't play it.
If I can't hoop tomorrow, I got a hoop in the AM.
And he was like, you'll be on a ball on your birthday and you can't have that
trigger finger getting all messed up. He goes, you'll be fine.
You play through the pain like, and this is his quote, he goes,
you remind me of young Alan Iverson. And I was like, dude,
doctor, come on, do the insurance money's coming through.
You're fine. And you can't, you're doctor is so supportive,
just like your French model girl friend that doesn't really come to the states often and also your
Cool older cousin that goes to a different school that you guys don't know
And we got a gun. I got a real fun one coming up fun. So I said give me a whole blood panel while I'm here
He goes, what do you want to look for? I go everything from cholesterol to cancer and he goes, okay
So they took what I could only describe as I
Don't know a good gallon a good gallon and a half a blood out of my arm
He said to me he said to me. I'm at the age now where I can check it
It wants to check your testosterone
I said I said yeah, I go but what for particularly what am I looking for he goes?
Well, he just told me the normal range of testosterone in your body.
Like is a wide, wide number.
Yeah. So he goes, so if you're even like, within normal on the low end,
he goes, I could probably like, you know, see if it's like, uh,
if there be a value to giving you, uh, some testosterone, I guess, whatever,
you know, you call it the supplements or something.
Either way, on fucking ruins, dude, told you I guess whatever you know you call it the supplements or something either way
On fucking Royates dude told you I'd get it done fuck all you queers. I'm talking to you Jacob and DJ Lou
Black way you have a family you can't get on Royates. You don't want to roared rage in your house
There's a cute little baby there, but I'll tell you what I'm gonna be roared it up and Christine
Bast watch your mouth. I'm telling you, you think the shit you pull is,
I handle it bad now, I'm telling you, I will,
you ever watch, go watch the program.
Watch what ladder we're gonna do.
We're gonna get away from J to get
after school special mad.
Oh my God, did I have the hairiest shoulders?
And I'm gonna wear tank tops all the time.
Well, I guess what, get ready for eight
different pairs of zoo baths for Christmas.
Very possible.
I'll be honest with you,
if you have me a sweatshirt and it's not cut from shoulder to shoulder,
but a FLOCO style?
Hey, if you don't have a fucking stacked gorilla lifting up 3,000 pounds in a deadlift
on the front of that tank top, Jay don't want it.
That's not racial, dude.
Gorilla is fucking a yoked motherfucker.
That's what that means.
Do you guys even watch Snooki and J. Well?
You guys need to go to the gym. J is fully committed. Sorry guys. My fucking test is up right now
My testosterone's fucking jamming actually knows it's really funny goes and really it's really funny
He goes you want to do test and I went I thought he just left out a word and I was like I was like yeah
I'll the tests and he goes and he goes but um He goes do you want to a word and I was like, I was like, yeah, all the tests. And he goes, and he goes, buddhump, chah, ha, he goes, do you want to do tests?
And I went, I'm trying to put together in my head while you did the buddhump
chuh. When I was like, yes, for the test, he goes, no test, like test,
testosterone, testosterone test.
And I was like, oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Sure.
Pretty unprofessional for him to call it, just test.
He's like, oh, you want that test it? You want that test
to test? You want that, that Roni, that testosterone, I can fucking jack you up, dude.
Are they supposed to take, I mean, I'm not exaggerating. 9 to 11 vials of blood, not
give you like even a dumb, dumb, slally pop or something. Is that okay? It's crazy.
That is pretty crazy. I left. I walked around the corner. You got some air products. Yeah. I
would ever need some more. You
are such a good to bus kidball
player. I can feel your trigger
finger. Yeah. You are good.
Let me buy the little bit of
blood out too. That's very good.
Damn, dude. TJ Lewis would do the show
from home every day. He loves ripping butt store in the show. Makes me fear. Yes. He
would do it on a back patio if you could. Oh, wait a little, wait a little black
Lou really settles in and starts having like a cognac in a cigar. Look at everything's
getting a little more sophisticated. Look at that lamp now. The vape now. I'm thinking of real cigar at some point. It's gonna be your man cave
I'm gonna get deaf person's doesn't want to there's the cigar there it is boo. Yeah
That thing's getting rip out just a sister sifter filled with some nice
Brown liquid and I guarantee you somewhere in that house somewhere is a fedora
Tennessee
Everybody out there
What be it cognac?
Can't sit in be yeah play this is brandy. It's called B&B
Young players so it's brandy and cognac together. It's like a
damn there's an explosion in the
flavor factory.
Yeah. Only the only the
bottom bitches get that.
Only the day ones only the
bottom bitches get that shit.
Everybody wants to get to
quench their thirst with the
B and B. Everybody else gets
white claws in the lobby.
Yeah.
Oh yeah. Damn you know on my way on my way at the stress factory one Everybody else gets white claws in the lobby Oh, yeah
Damn you know on my way on my way at the stress factory one night this weekend I fucking
Played the entire 12 minute version of walk on by by Isaac Hayes
Damn, I felt like a black superhero. I felt like I was cruising the streets looking for a lost kid
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You better take your ass back at the South Brunswick.
Oh, Brunswick.
Oh, when it kicks in then, you're gonna want to solve a crime.
Woo! That's a black man orchestra. When it kicks in then you're gonna want to solve a crime
That's a black man orchestra
Oh
Dude oh man oh I want to fucking fix something in a shitty neighborhood
But with aggression, but I'm cool, but aggression
Hey, y'all I mean no disrespect, but I'm saying give me some answers. I know you got to do your game. I got to do my game player
Damn this song is great
Somebody brilliantly uh did uh there's an 80s I believe are 90s tune a 90s tune samples that hard. Yeah it's a JZ song I think.
Now I mean he might use it all so but this not what I'm talking about. Maybe I'm wrong. Whoa, whoa.
Ooh.
Whoa, whoa.
They look at Dan's, look at this song put him right in the deep thought.
He's like, damn, where could she be?
I've looked everywhere.
Maybe it's the places that I haven't thought of.
Think outside the box, Dan.
Are you looking at your board right now of crazy of crazy pictures connecting going to my string wall
I'm staying hotels with large cork boards so I can solve cases
Wow speaking of very long songs that I did not enjoy this much I
had the misfortune and I will say when I walked out the only reason I was happy I went to the show
was because of I was like oh well bonfire I was happy I went to the show was because I was like, oh, well, bonfire.
I'll be able to talk about it on bonfire.
But man, big, big letdown for me, the biggest letdown since I saw Billy Idol, what he is
on stage now, that was awful.
But it was a generous.
But did you stop idling?
Oh, yeah, I did.
I stopped idling.
I mean, I was gonna think.
I mean, he was.
Result.
He still was.
He still has a good voice, Billy Idol.
Watch anything live like recently.
I'm telling you, Jacob, it's,
he puts it all in the audience.
He can't do it.
And was sad was he opened for Brian Adams
and Brian Adams murdered
Yeah, I mean Brian Adams brought it down dude. Oh, he opened with somebody
But he ran out of the gates somebody like you
Oh, yeah, DJ Lou you'd have been there with me.
Fucking ripping butts singing along leaning back with our arms or any other.
We'd have been those dudes.
Hey, what about you? Uh, Genesis.
Phil Collins, I had no idea.
It was going to be sitting had no idea.
What kind of now you say sitting?
What kind of is he on like a bar stool? Is he on?
So chair, please make a lot of guess is please like Cosby and like one of
those lazy boys before the charges dropped. No, not even a lazy boy.
No, it's just like, you know, a chair. It's just a chair.
It's swivels.
It's like the chair I'm sitting,
it's like a Dexter chair like you're in right now.
That's it.
But it had sides on it.
Something's wrong with it.
We looked it up.
Something's wrong with his foot or something.
It seems like something's not going to get better.
But he's not going to be standing again.
And even if he was standing, it doesn't matter.
He can't hit the notes, dude.
It's over. He hit the wall. It's over he hit the wall it's done he
the every song he never he never he never crescendoed one song ever and uh and it was just
sitting out of the gates his little he looks like cotton from uh from king of the hill like his
faces all scrunched and swished and every song he sings like the sounds angry that's why it's really good when he gets to go yeah no son yeah no son of my
it's uh it was uncomfortably boring was it a bummer it was a bummer out of the
gates and then it was extraordinarily boring to the number of hits they did
versus by the way bang out the hits in three-minute versions but they played the song mama that I've never fully heard before for 16 minutes also
I'll say first quarter of the show absurdly evil imagery on the screens for a
bunch of 70-year-old men playing instruments very disturbing evil imagery I thought
odd it was like three demon faces like
they're I started their eyes and it pulls out and it's like three demon faces
like spinning around while they're doing some song that's just got you know
but do it I can't matter what it's about it's about fucking oh man I can't
dance that was the encore the encore was I can't dance in two songs I've never
heard of one of those probably a Peter, Yodel and fucking non-senses. And oh dude, it was bad.
It was bad.
The only song that I was still in it for,
where I was in it, was the opening of Turn It On Again,
which was awesome.
But right away, when you see, he put the second eye
on the audience, where I go, you know,
the song at all, turn on again.
And he goes, I, I get so lonely when she's not there.
You know, Jacob, right?
I remember that one.
Really?
Come on, guys.
It's driving me mad.
It's just another way of how he plays.
And right here.
I get so angry.
So he would go, he would do the first eye and then point to the crowd for the second eye.
And he would just go, uh-huh. His microphone was cranked way up so we didn't have to sing loud.
It was just, it's over.
Yeah.
Mike Rutherford, by the way, I don't know what he did.
I don't know if it was drugs or just like he's like, he is really rickety for 70.
When you consider, I went and watched, KISS, Christine, fix your camera.
Looks like your titties are out.
The, like, it's just the way this angle yeah yeah there you go
they were just became too much of a thing i thought it was just funny to say
kiss
are doing jump kicks on stage and flying around on
on roaps swinging them across the entire arena same age
same age man that is crazy earthwin and fire dan We saw a guy doing flying windmill kicks to a symbol
Yeah, two o'clock in the morning. He was 72 years old. Yeah
He was he was basically pulling off parkour moves over the age of 65
Look Jonathan Davis was sick for this tour
Did I mean where he had to do the sitting thing?
And he got it out and he basically said in the concert,
you can't argue that.
If you remember on the corn show, Danny was kind of like,
sorry everybody, I know, it's like,
but the choice was this or like,
not come around and entertain everybody.
And we all need entertainment right now.
So I was like, all right, that's fair.
And he stood for a couple, you know what I mean?
He was staying at least every part of the song.
He would just sit down a lot but Phil Collins when he got up
he had the cane walk somewhere when he left to leave before the encore I was
like to why are they making him leave the stage dude it's gonna take so long
from the comeback. I should have just Oli Jo powdered him and put a sheet
over him while he sat in the chair. They really should just done that. Yeah. Just enter the encore just grip it.
Nor just or just or just roll his chair off the stage.
Oh, he did this poorly.
His mouth doesn't open big enough to sing.
Nothing hard about this.
How did he come out onto the stage? Did he at least walk on to the stage?
He did with the cane.
I'll say this.
I'll say this to the floor like Kevin Hart. Now Jake, you should have just been ejected through the stage. He did with the cane. I'll say this to the floor like Kevin Hart.
Now Jake, you should have just been ejected through the floor. Well, we got to land in a circle of
fire. The guy does it for the band that does it best is Motley crew because Mick Mars, you know,
he's like his his bones are solidifying. So they he stayed that he comes up through the floor
and he's basically like harnessed straight up.
Yeah.
He's on a frankenzo.
It's a whole contraption that made for him, but it works.
It's less depressing.
And that's the thing with the other guys are going to run around and sometimes fall off the
stage.
But the other guys are going to run around and do a show like Genesis.
Mike Rutherford was doing what he can do.
I mean, he's still got it for sure.
He'd be fun.
If Phil Collins was able to like sing and move, it would be great.
Jacob, information you'll love, found out during the show.
And when he announced to everybody, his son was playing drums.
And he's really really good.
His son was awesome at drums.
That's what the best thing I could say about the show.
When I walked out, it was funny.
It was me, Josh and Christine went to the show,
and when we walked out, I know because I got the tickets
that nobody wanted to say how boring that was,
but I just broke the S for the way I go.
As soon as we got outside, I pulled my mask
and I was like, man, was that boring?
That was so boring.
It was such a, dude, 15 minute versions of songs I would know.
I like what you wear in your wear droop or something.
The song Domino went on for 17 minutes.
I don't know either one of these.
I don't either.
I don't either.
I'm saying he didn't know.
And it's like a half hour into two songs.
But they are two bands, Jay.
You like the 80s pop version of Genesis and they have
the state, have the concert was there for the 70s Peter Gale.
The prog shit.
I know.
And it was man, like my friend roommate, Josh pointed it out when you're sitting on the
sideline, I was on the side, looking diagonal stage Looking down it's so funny like the
The overhead view of the people sitting in the chairs on like front rows, you know like the
Not general mission, but like the best seats now the front seats
Like it's just so many bald people so many over 50 people tried to fuck last night for sure
They would take him back. It was such a funny, like, I told, I asked Josh going, and I go, have you ever gone to an adult concert?
Really like a real adult concert?
I'm not talking about like, like,
corn's, you know, they're 50,
but it's like, there's still gonna be people
who are just in like, metal and shit there.
Like young people, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I'm talking about, I said,
have you ever been to like, an Elton John
or a fucking like Billy Joe or something?
He's like, no, not really.
Or even a cold play, I go, you just got nothing to worry about. I go, it's just nice like the
people. However, we were conveniently set, I believe, to our left and right behind us, a gathering
of there, I call them goofballs, because they were very like, they were childishly excited. And I don't mean that
like with the excitement, like an adult having excitement like, wow, this is going to be
so fucking awesome. I'm so excited. Like, you mean like a child freaking out about snow?
Yes, there was another guy who just fucked danced the entire time in the front row of where
we were at, fucked dance, the entire time and knew every word to everything he looked like like he
Works for a beer distributor or something
So good look he didn't look like he was a
Challenge in any way other than he just like because I didn't even talk between other and as soon as it was started
He would just like start like just doing this and just every song
Not one word that he didn't know
Oh dude it was yeah this was before the encore and this was I wouldn't pick this song. He did
home by the sea that I love. Terribly. Terribly or so when he did do the
songs you wanted to hear they just just sucked. Yeah, he did tonight, tonight, tonight.
Horrably.
And then he did songs that I just never cared
about your no son of mine.
Yeah.
Which was a pretty funny song to do
after he just announced his son.
No, they didn't even mean that joke.
Yeah.
He didn't even mean it.
He also had a lot of fun with which again
He being an audience. He did a lot of this he goes some people might make noise over here
And then they go and it's something to make noise about hey
It's always back there and then that on the front and it over there and over here now
And he just did that and like and then when he did here's where I really didn't like I'm telling you I really didn't like this at all
He did it probably after he like really stopped doing it. He did it probably six more times
Like where he was really not no more this time really and then he looked over at Rutherford and I'm telling you
He gave a face of like fucking idiots, right?
And I don't like it. I want to be a part of this to begin with.
You fucking asshole.
You fucking piece of shit.
I know what the fuck that I was.
He looked at me, goes,
we'll do whatever I say.
These dumb sheep.
No, I won't fuck face.
I wanted to leave.
I wanted to leave since the third song.
I told Josh Amir that I go,
dude, I can't get past it.
I'm bumming out.
He's just sitting there.
And he's, whatever's problem is,
he's not sitting up and like having like being animated singing really most of it
He's like back like this. No, yeah, something's wrong and it sucks ass so much
This brings me sad
No, I'm not into I knew that that was the tour because he'd done that in the last
The last tour the the solo solo tour and so I saw clips of it and I was bumble-ing at him sitting in the
Solo tour though. I knew you would be bummed going if any Jacob if anything
Would have been okay one it turns out I guess you're right
I love a lot of Genesis but the pop stuff and it turns out I think
the bulk of it is actually Phil Collins solo.
So Phil Collins solo may have been at least, I would have walked out of going like, I heard
Phil Collins sing all those fucking songs that I love.
Then I would have been like, he didn't sing, he can't hit those songs like that anymore.
So that's the bit of a bummer and he was sitting down.. But every song of this, I hated the playlist. I hated everything about
the performance. It was just, there was, and it was just so long and all long in the wrong parts.
It was damn dude. It was bad. There was, Mean it would in my immediate section. There was ten people who were fucking super amps because they were like
I mean but nailing every word and drum fill that any that nobody else
Was it yesterday this yesterday? This is it can't do rock and roll sitting in a chair. Yeah, dude
It's so just he just looks so fragile. I
Want to see they show his face up close
You can hear it doesn't hit any of the notes. Oh
Actually, and if you do think he hits some of them because you might hear it and go like oh he hits it a little bit
He's got two background singers
One of them goes harmony, but the other one just mimics his voice really yeah
That would be crazy to have a guy doing your voice while you do a joke
He just hurriedly so at the end of
So when he has to go like get me out of here and hold that note
He just says the word here and the other guy holds it. It's ooh. I want to throw my lighter at my computer right now. I'm so angry
Dude also they should put him in him. I'm not mad at him
I'm gonna put him in a robot body. So he has just like a robot skeleton walking around
I mean it's like sitting in a chair on it
And he's like you know
I think it's a huge on coming down
Armature on didn't uh didn't he have like a his wife's keeping him hostage or something?
Didn't he have a crazy legal thing?
I thought he had a wacky legal thing maybe not at all. Maybe I'm just thinking of somebody else, but um
Yeah, maybe it's not Phil Collins whatever it is though. I'm like what how what what what money does he need?
Yeah, I couldn't imagine anyone be he should just be be he should just go enjoy your money to enjoy your life man
Go get pain therapy or whatever it is because oh, do you just go live in a weird hard to get to town?
Where you fly in doctors? Oh there is yeah, you know, I can in all he should look he should have to do that's to enjoy it
He shouldn't have to do this
You know still enjoy performing Otherwise nobody be doing it.
It's not money.
It's money.
Maybe getting a son some fucking some burn,
but I'm telling you that he just didn't hit any note at all.
Can we hear a little bit of it?
Like you never went big.
Sure. See it going away. You can hear it.
You can hear how bad it is.
Everything is just like in one key.
He doesn't like, not keys, the wrong, whatever it is.
He doesn't like crescendo at all the way he's lit and I don't know
if they intend to do that he just looks like a dystopian leader in the future
yeah he does all of you shall realize that your group is what you need to enjoy it
don't break our hearts with this yeah dude I turned to see 86 I couldn't have
seen him I don't want to see 86 I I know I'm not see I know I'm not
I know I'm not sure of my dad when I was a
Rees holding you and telling you how much you love you and how good you're gonna be when you grow up. No, I'm
I think bonding photos. Here's more important. Show Genesis early odds
That's where I should have from not fucked up. You how that fall off? Also, I heard was a AC DC. I think you
wouldn't saw him at New York. Terrible. And you were going to
know it. And I was like, I don't want to be bummed out. It was
just done. He's not even say he came to the words anymore. He
just tries to get the noise. Yeah. Yeah.
Just get it in the tone of what the word would be.
Yeah, get it in the tone of whether word would be dude. There was this guy that was
Well, obviously we'll talk about it later, but at the Seahawks game at the pregame There was like a guy doing cover songs on a keyboard with a drummer and he did the
It was all like corny, you know
keyboard player is like all right. He had a lot of Steven Scott energy. He's like, oh, yeah, that was fun
Well, when I like one big energy is directed correctly
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I just smile when I listen to him. He's so into it. He does in a room
This week did this week that got me in the middle something he was playing
I forget what the song it was but he was like you know
We dropped the music out to say something and one of them just drops down and went whoa
It was like such like a I mean an excited will and I'm like do you just did that in a
room by himself he's so he's dancing while he's listening to his own mix I
promise he's into it he's great that's a good example of that someone being
big you you were giving was a bad example of that. Yes. Oh 2007? Perfect.
Get the one we know. This sounds like it.
Oh, what fucking shitty setlist is this too? You're fuck Genesis. Do I not like Genesis?
Is Billy don't lose that number Phil Collins solo?
Does anybody know? Billy don't you lose my number?
Is that just Phil Collins?
I think I hate Phil Collins. I think I hate him.
I think I hate Genesis.
Christine, go way forward, away from this 95 minute song.
Did they ever write a hit Genesis?
How many songs are in their catalog?
Turn this off. I hate this. I hate this concert worse.
Cause then I would have just been like,
oh, he had the ability to sing the songs good
that I want to hear.
It's over, dude.
Genesis, hang it up, dude.
Hang it up, Genesis.
I didn't realize how many songs,
I thought that I'd know way more songs than I did.
And I didn't realize how many were I thought that I know way more songs than I did and I didn't realize how many were Phil Collins solo that I love
Oh, yeah, really like kind of that was just Phil damn it now. I got to watch this song called domino for 17 minutes
One highlight to give to say if I guess nothing at all because I love Phil Collins and
Genesis and so to to give a thing
They do that's all pretty cool.
The song that's all. Yeah. Dan, do you not know that's all to come on?
Maybe if I heard it, I don't know by name.
I'm rocking the dang, wikidikadung, do. Oh yeah.
Kidd to do, dick, dick, dick, do, it's always the same. It's just a shame.
That's all. Yeah, I know that. They did a cool thing. I got came together in the front of the stage. It's always a same. It's just a shame that
They did a cool they all came together in the front of the stage. Do you have that stage show?
Yeah, his son just came over and played like a little tiny high-hat and snare drum and they all just kind of came in close and did that song That was pretty cool cool. Because you don't really have to hit too many notes.
There's not really big notes in that.
But I mean, so many songs.
So many songs.
So many songs.
I mean, for each of you.
Hebby Lee, Humbly, Juby, Juby.
Humbrum, Tom, Timmy Lee, Tom.
We're just as I found, and this girl went away.
I found that I'm wrong, and I thought it was right.
So I was just saying, it's just to shake that side.
Oh, he also did a lot of that, where he doesn't start.
Like, you can't sing along, because he doesn't start on the right fucking part.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah. Sure, the black crow's do that.
Yeah, fuck the black crow's while we're at it
do they really do that do you see this is talking yeah this isn't selling me
they're Jake no I'm so dude I was there for three hours Jacob it was the best
thing that happened you have to find the best thing
also the popcorn at Madison Square Garden is appropriately salty thank you
thank you and the usher's we're very close fucking christ i feel like i only knew this home by the sea and i can't dance
but it was cool to see tonight tonight tonight no i know tonight tonight
but it was cool to see tonight tonight tonight. No, I know tonight tonight.
It was just a fucking fill Collins.
Before I was excited that I got the chance to see
Phil Collins perform even if he's a little past his prime.
Little past his prime, Christine.
I don't think he's going to make it to the next show.
I think every show from here on out to Miracle,
every day's a gift.
Oh, man.
Did you like the show Christine?
No, she didn't. She's really live.
She's trying to stay face to she spent nothing.
I was pretty boring.
It was a pretty boring show, but I was still excited.
I'm glad that I had the opportunity to see Phil Collins live.
But Christine, Christine, Christine,
go check it.
Go down.
I was gonna say if I had tickets to Genesis and I heard your review of it, I would, I would
bail.
You should bail.
I will say this though, Christine, back this up, Phil Collins son could get it.
Yeah, that kid rips.
Yeah, he is great.
That kid rips.
I would fuck all of them.
All right, Christine, Come on. Come on.
Even still he's got a condition. Please. Please.
Christ almighty, please. Could you please? You can turn this off. It's just it was
man, it was so bad. It was so upsettingly bad.
Well, I honestly, if I were listening right now,
and I'd take it to the Genesis, I'd just be like,
we got something else to do.
We gotta find something else to do that night,
because I ain't going.
Yeah, that would be the right reaction to have.
Mm-hmm.
That's multiple nights, too, right?
Yeah, I think they're doing tonight also.
Tonight, tonight, tonight.
Oh, shit.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
We can make it right.
Now, if you have to, I'm very sorry.
If you're listening to this and you have tickets
to Genesis tonight, I'd say you better off,
you get more use out of burning them for heat.
Yeah.
It's so boring.
Unless you're so idiot who likes the music,
the songs of them that no one's ever heard
No one's ever heard of these song. It's with
There's some people into it man, but those people were dumb. I assume everyone that knew the words
To lamb lies down on Broadway as a serial killer or thought about it like they followed a woman and
Fill the room with their pictures before maybe they didn't kill her or go through with it, but they have.
Man, that is possibly one of the most damning reviews I've ever heard of a band, but very
accurate from us watching the videos. I did not have fun. Dude, hauling oats ruled.
I bet. Billy's going to go to a shitty family member's house. You know, when you go to have fun. Dude, horn oats ruled.
Billy's go to a shitty family member's house. You know, when you go to like a, uh,
I just saw clips of Pat Benatar and she's still rocking. I mean, it was great.
Pat Benatar has a great voice. Yeah. I bet I bet. Rulberg is still well. Totally. Oh, just, you know, I think in summertime, Dan, tools coming around Long Island.
Okay.
You should go, dude.
You got to go see tool.
You got to go, man.
Jacob, you would love tool live.
Yeah, I saw them with you.
Get you on a couple of fucking vikin' ins.
Oh, yeah, you saw tool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
I'm going to go see tool. Yeah. I'm going to go see tool. Yeah, I saw them with you. Get you on a couple of fucking vikinins. Oh, yeah, you saw two. Yeah, I absolutely do
a Barclay Center. Yeah, it's Barclay Center. I was really
the Barclay Center show together. I guess staying down in Florida,
you know, really washing yourself. Actually, we're all
talking about that. No, what was actually awesome about that was Jacob got to see at a metal show
How many people listen to our stuff because people were yelling out Jacob's name?
I do remember Jacob in fairness you were the only person there not on a heavy narcotic
Oh, no, I was
That's right. Oh, it's right. You were flying on the fucking on the pain kills. Hell yeah.
I had one of it. It was great. I bet it was great. Yeah, I was a good concert. Wasn't it?
It was. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
We have so holy shit. Is that the actual time? Yeah. I was I was I was wondering.
I would have said it was 515. Yeah, I mean mean too. I looked at I was like, oh boy. We got a go to commercial break. Do we have commercials?
Commercials? We got a bunch of commercials. A whole bunch of them. I guess you know a moderate amount, but we're gonna take a break and be right back. It's a we're across the country, but we're still we're still here for you But it's still a love fest over here
God only knows what the hotel room next to me is hearing
Half of the on fire. Yeah, I was gonna try to find a way to make you scream the N word, but I can't find my window
Can't find my window to get you in that kind of trouble
Well, let's just take a break and maybe you can find the words from your screen out that they'll have a problem. Yeah, it's an explorer. Not the N word so much, but like on when I have recorded
Legion of Skanks from the road in the hotel room and you're not, if you have headphones on,
and a microphone, not thinking at all what they're getting like a third of the side of us watching
a video of it's can't be good. I'm trying to figure it out. The deciphering process.
of it's can't be good. I'm trying to figure it out.
The deciphering process.
Yeah, yeah, like what the hell could that be about?
Yeah, squirting isn't piss.
And then silence for three minutes.
Yeah, and then Dave pops in with something and it's like,
I don't know, dude Biden seems fine.
But I keep thinking of whatever they're here next door.
I mean, he's going like, he's sitting in a chair with a condition
and they're like, what's going on next door?
Kill Phil Collins
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