The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Old Edition

Episode Date: March 7, 2025

Bobby & Big Jay have a sexy new idea for cyberpunk men's fashion. It involves thumb holes in sweater sleeves and is named after a woman's privates. DJ Lou goes to Las Vegas with his girlfriend to see the group New Edition. The popular old school R&B band held it together except for the most famous member. Video clips of the performance showed Bobby Brown to be sluggish at best. Jay loves New Edition and plays clips of a time when they were young and spry. This makes Jay wonder what Father Time did to his childhood crush Pamela Anderson as he analyzes photos of her beauty chronology. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly. Um, DJ Lou, you picked this song so I assume you were seduced in a jungle this weekend or something? No, no reason. I just heard it in the lobby. Did you shazam it? Shazam? No, I knew what it was. What is it? Ericam. I knew what it was What is it Eric be in rock him. Oh really? When is the part come in? It's the cut cold remade in full paid in full. Oh

It's a remix so it's just the beat it's not this song at all. That's right ten minutes long Yeah, this is not every you just challenge you try to challenge my blackness in front of black Lou I dare you and I ditched you Sam and I lied to you did law also He lied to me the new that's such a good what a good you you know Bobby Yeah, you mentioned that we as our last week of black pivots. Yeah, you're you're negative a pivot now, not you But I know but he did admit his lie Huh? He admitted he lied which will get him one white pivot Not as good you get one white pivot, but you are down one black pivot my man I'm gonna get the street. That's you can't get nothing on the street with that

buddy, I found my thing I Found where was it under your wiener under your belly the whole time you finally found it not that thing Oh, I haven't found that yet. It's still inside me. I you know you have the mittens with the no fangs Thumb holes thumb holes I think of my thing. I don my thing. I don't know what it is. Wait a minute, what was that? I don't just like this. I don't know if you like it. Okay.

All right, please. I need honesty because I have always been into thumb holes. I like the look. I love thumb holes. I've always loved them, but I've been afraid of thumb holes my whole life because of my thing. Hey, what's up? How you doing? What's up, dude? How you doing? And now you can't lose. You're selling fucking NOS balloons at a Marilyn Manson concert

I just I Love a thumb hole and I've hidden. I've hidden my thumb hole love from my friends and my family and everybody for years I've never. Well, mostly it's the pre-made. There's a pre-made thumb hole. You made that. No, no, no, no. These are these are pre-made. OK, pre-made thumb holes usually come on aerobic wear for women. That's the issue. Well, that's what you're going to run into.

This is a hoodie, a black hoodie. And I have a couple of these hoodies with thumb holes. And I'm really into them. Yeah. I just want to admit that to you, because I feel like. I like thumb holes. Are you really? Because you're not looking me in the eye right now. I'm looking at the thumb holes.

You're looking at my thumb holes, but I need you to look me in the eye. I like the thumb holes. Look, no? I love the thumb holes. You love them? I love them, but. But.

There's a but. Oh, shit. You gotta make sure you pick the clothes that go right with the thumb holes. Christine, look up hoodies with thumb holes. It's gonna be just an onslaught of female clothing. Really? Yeah.

But I do also like the, I've been excited to get, but things with thumb holes tend to be like lululemon tops. Okay. Yeah, a lot of ladies. Oh, shit. A lot of ladies with the thumb holes. Am I Yeah, lot of ladies. Oh shit. Lot of ladies with the thumb holes. Am I trans? Keep going down.

Am I going? Maybe, you know, hit images. Hit shopping. Hit shopping. Okay, still, it's really coming up heavy girl. God. Okay. Can you type in men thumb holes?

Yes, just click the word, men's. No, no, no, no. Men's. Right there, at the top. I'll teach Christine how to look up. Right, those guys are built like ladies. Well, I'm not built like a lady. But even when you put in men's,

if you scroll down pretty quick, they still throw a lady in there. Oh boy. Oh boy. Do you see what I mean? It's like aerobic wear and then ladies again. Well, we'd say athletic wear. Athletic wear.

What, ladies like you would say athletic wear? Okay. Sorry, let it wear the ladies like you would say athletic wear. Okay Sorry athletic wear my apologies ma'am Bobby feel better. Well, I mean he does have a point We are the the bonfire band boy. Here's what I think Christine. What are these caught? Here's I think your thing should be especially in the summertime What are those things that have sleeves thumb holes, but they just go across your shoulders and top Like just goes across here. It's just shoulder. That's not a shrug.

You're talking the music I like, the guys who have the English accents. Oh yeah. What's his name? I don't know. You like monoskin? I like monoskin. Yes, you wanna dress like monoskin, I feel like.

I'm thinking like a post-Mad Max. Yeah, yeah. Kind of like, but like sexy da... There it is. That's exactly what I'm thinking. That's exactly what I'm thinking. I can't wear that though, because my boobs... Christine, just look up the word formation shrug now.

We know what it's called. Now let's get to the different ones. Formation shrug for men. For men. For men. But can you put... Thumb holes. Older men. Is there an older men formation?

Gentlemen's Gentlemen's formation shrug. Yeah Can I say Bobby I like this look for the bonfire workout crew. I like this is your pre-workout gear This is because these would be good with the bands because I can you know, those would have my gloves I actually worked out in my underwear on Saturday. Oh, that's weird. There it is Oh, there it is. I don't mind that with thumb holes with thumb holes formation shrug Now what am I gonna do with my top half? Am I still gonna wear a t-shirt? Yes All right, so wear a t-shirt. I would say maybe a tank top though. I'm not good in tank tops

Okay, you sure you look good in a tank top. No, I have a barrel chest. I have like the original Superman's chest That's good in a tank top. No. I have a barrel chest. I have like the original Superman's chest. That's good in a tank top. No, barrel chest is not good. I have that like, it's. Do I not have a barrel chest? No, you have a man's chest. You have like a big Italian man chest.

You know what I mean? You look good in a tank top. I've seen you in a tank top. I look like, I don't know, Hannah Gatsby in a tank top. No, don't you dare. I do, I have a barrel chest. It's not that. You mean Hannah Gatsby in a tank top. No, don't you dare. I do, I have a barrel chest. It's not that. You mean Hannah Gatsby now though?

Yes. Not the young, rapable one. No. Okay. Ooh, I love those pants. No, Bobby. Not for me, not for me, not for me. Bobby, those are not for you.

Okay, not for me. But the formation shrug with the thumb holes? I think I like it. It's not, it's just the formation shrug was the name of that one. What is this called? A shrug. A shrug.

Buddy, I'm loving this. OK. Do they have a man shrug? Yes, that's it. No, she's wearing her boyfriend stuff. No, I want to type in shrug for man with thumb holes. And if you want to type in the word formation, I don't care. I think I like it, though. I really have type in the word formation, I don't care. I think I like it though.

I really have always loved the thumb hole and I was scared. Do you know, Bascanti is a big fan of thumb holes, but again, they go, it's like they're attached to under armor almost. It's usually athletic wear. It's also. Okay. Oh, I love that bag too.

Is that bag? What is that bag? Hold the phone. Bobby, you wear that shirt, I'll buy you the bag. Wherever it is, whatever it is. Describe what we're seeing here. What am I seeing? My God, I don't know, I can only,

is the best description just showing a picture of my boner? Buddy, ooh, I like that. Does it come in double X? I do think this guy has urticaria pigmentosa on his stomach though, which I also suffer from. What is it? Urac, what is it? Urticaria pigmentosa.

What is that? Zoom in, Christine, please. Enhance it what is it? You're a cut? What is it? You're the car you pigmentose What is that zoom in Christine, please? What is that? Huh? Oh, you're saying what this guy's too handsome But I'm saying this guy's too handsome to have my skin affliction. What's the red one? His spots are brown not red. Mm-hmm. I don't know. They look as red as mine Look, I think the guys got your to carry a pigmentose and he's a disgusting troll I'm a president you can say it over and over again and not mess it up one more time

Oh, no, it haunts my dreams Bobby I don't know if you know this about me But I have major insecurities and I don't take showers in light because of this very a thing this guy's Wearing a shrug and a fucking half-top. I like it Bobby Get this I will get it. Please send me the link But are you gonna get me the bag if I get that? I do like that hip bag. Yes.

All right, great. Bobby, you know where you're gonna actually not find a feminine version like a man's version? Fucking bobbaskin. Bobbaskin. With a little circle over the second beat. It's hiking gear because the thumbs are layering. Yeah.

So when you're putting your hand through a thicker coat, the sleeve doesn't go back here. That's what it's for. Yes. That's what it's for I mean, so there's a we leave a gym as a lady. You're an orange theory. You're a hiker So with that that's what it's for Yes, so when I slip my so there's a reason for it's not just the desire I have for thumb holes Yes, that makes me feel good Absolutely when you're layering makes you feel good like my hands buddy. It's total young Marilyn Manson guitar player. I just want to dance. It's gothic. Yeah, it's cool But it's hard to find it unattached to men's

Athletic wear were there thumb holes in the men's shrug Christine because if there wasn't there was yeah, okay Bobby yeah, I think that's how the shirt stays on with the thumb holes. Without the thumb holes, that's coming right off. And now that we love this, I'd like to show you what your new look has a name we didn't even know. What is it?

Cyberpunk. You're going full cyberpunk for 2025. I love it. Jacob, I'm gonna hope you get to see it before your tuberculosis takes you over. Probably not. Who's fucking Lunger? Yeah.

What's up, Lunger? Hey, Doc Holliday. Hey, Doc Holliday, why don't you stick around for the, to get my. Hey, Lunger. Wasn't talking to you, Lunger. I like a shrug. Yeah. I'm happy. Now, is Dawn gonna like it, do you think?

No. No. But fuck her. Here's what it is. Dawn doesn't want the world seeing what you have to offer. No. No. She wants to keep you wrapped up in your little box, up in Katona. Yeah, she wants to get quilted jackets, earth tones. Yeah, she tries to send you out there. When you start getting all that earthy shit, Yeah.

and the flannels and the big no one's gonna fuck yous, Yeah. uh, she plays that up hard. She feels very, very safe. You start wearing this around town, she's gonna know. She better snap her shit together together or her days are numbered. Yeah. Question for Bobby. Yes, Jacob. Go ahead. Let me ask you something. You're adopting this look. Your dream

I know is to run into Ryan Reynolds at the bakery. Does Bobby, does new Bobby wearing thumbholes feel comfortable having Ryan Reynolds see him wearing thumbhole clothing? Bobby, can I just say before you answer that question, if you're gonna do the thumb-holes, I would suggest light mascara. Can I admit something that I wasn't gonna tell you guys? Yeah. I think I'm changing Ryan's. Hmm? I think I'm giving up on Reynolds and I'm going to Gosling.

Really? That guy will appreciate the goth look for sure. I'm thinking he will and I'm also thinking I'm into his humor more now. Maybe it's where I'm at in life because I'm a boomer. I think he's funnier. You're older now, so you're like a younger, hotter guy. Well, he's... It's classic. I think he's hotter.

I think he's fun I think he's funnier and he has less controversy around I'm hearing that Ryan is not such a nice guy Reynolds and I don't want to put all my eggs in one basket he was mean to our friend TJ was he yes he was remember that right so now look at this guy is he a catona resident buddy I don't know but I'm pretty sure everybody who's famous lives in my town. I don't think that's exactly true. Dude, who does it? I don't know.

Shaz, Dennis. Edie. Edie, Reynolds. Blake. The guy, what's his name, that was here, from the thing, from the thing, from who does all the Indian voice, what's his name? You're not off one hand after you said everybody.

Hank Azaria. How many? Dude, Hank Azaria, Dennis Leary, Martha Stewart, Chas Palma Terry, Edie Falco, Ryan Reynolds. That's not all the people in entertainment. Name another one. Blake Lively. Blake Lively.

Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt, he has a house. Nope. Wait, let me finish. Not in Bedford But in Rheinbeck which is a little further up bang the guy from Walking Dead lives in Rheinbeck the guy who played Ant-Man Lives in Ryan, but we're walking to the guy with the stick with the barbed wire Yeah, thank you wasn't him again

Jeffrey Dean Morgan has a candy shop with Ant-Man an hour away from me. He said Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Yeah, that's that guy. That's not what you said. I said the guy from Walking Dead with the stick. Negan. I know who Jeffrey Dean Morgan is. Yeah, well, there you go. I'm saying a lot of, a lot of, listen, famous people move where I live.

That's it. They live up there. Okay. Well, I think Ryan Gosling is gonna react much bigger. And I'll tell you this. You're right. He's a big, big star. Bigger. But if you come in rocking that outfit, that cyberpunk outfit with that shrug, formation shrug, you will be the trophy he deserves.

Ryan Reynolds. Yeah. No, no, no. Ryan Gosling. Gosling. Yeah, I don't want to waste it on Ryan Reynolds. I think he'll give me an Reynolds. Yeah, no, no, no. Ryan Gosling. Gosling. Yeah, I don't want to waste it on Ryan Reynolds. I think he'll give me an attitude. Yeah, he's smarmy. Yeah, he's smarmy and I don't think

he's the right fit for me right now. You have to act like his fucking wife's mole doesn't change everything about her. Changes it all, by the way. Just fix it. Get it off. Fucking fix it. If it's 98% you'll die in the operation,

take that shot. Take it off off take the shot I feel be better for all of us except settling for old-ass Ryan Reynolds simply because of that mall I know look at him look at this you could have Ryan Gosling she gets rid of that mall Look how good I mean he sings he dances. He's shredded. He's funny He's a Ryan look at him Now listen what I don't want to meet him either what He's a Ryan. Look at him. No, listen. I don't want to meet him either.

What? But that's not, that's me, dude. I don't have thumb hole life. Yeah. There's two people I want to meet. Ryan Reynolds was, Ryan Goslet now, and Kelly Clarkson. Can you please get Kelly Clarkson on the show? Are you asking me? I'm asking everybody in the listening distance of this program. Yes. If we could get her on the show? Are you asking me? I'm asking everybody in listening distance

of this program, if we could get her on the show and have her sit next to me so we can have her on the show. And why can't we get her on the show? She films a block away. Christine, you're the producer of the century. You run one of the biggest festivals, I mean, the biggest comedy festival now in the world. Do you that no I don't believe it's comedy festival in the world trying to one of them was sponsored by the by the fucking Canada the Canadian

government I was trying to hype it up if someone's listening they don't know the details they be like who is she? Let me find out. Kelly, we manifested Bobby. We all want Kelly Clarkson. Buddy, I've been manifesting in my sauna for months. All right, well, we're working on it. That's different kind of manifestation. It will happen.

That's the different M word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been manifesting to Kelly Clarkson lately too, if you know what I mean. That severe weight loss. Ah, she looks good. She does. She sings so good.

She sings good fat or thin, which is impressive. Yeah, she does. She'll never be back to since you've been gone, but you're too old for that now anyway. I don't want that. I just want the... But that is the hottest. Hottest, but I love the Christmas songs. Yeah, you like a fat woman singing over cookies.

Your tastes have changed. I do. Speaking of cookies, I was given a lot of shit yesterday by your significant other about not being a good one. And then our friend Lou over here said, oh, I stayed home and made cookies with my family because I'm a good one. Yeah. What are you going bring, cookies?

Well, me and my family last night made cookies. Now you seem like an Uncle Tom. And I... Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. You seem like your Uncle Tom and... Why? ...trying to impress Black Lou.

I'm not trying to impress... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. Mm-hmm. Dude, that's not true. I'm trying to let you know that I, Lou, can you look at me, please? Lou? I'm a little skeptical of this, go ahead. Me too, I'm skeptical too.

Me, me, Don, and my son Max last night as a family, we made cookies. The edges are darker, so these were made. Are you, you don't think I made those cookies? Are you, you think I bought cookies? Maybe. To kiss up to Black Lou? Yeah.

No. It really took you down realizing, and I'm surprised the first time in your life you found out you're not one of the good ones. I am one of the good ones. And you're shattered by it rather than just accepting who you are. First of all, standing up, leaning on one hip

with thumb holes, my hand on my hip, one of the greatest feelings I've ever felt in my life. This thumb hole thing is knocking my dick off. I know. I'm loving it. It doesn't, you never get the Frankenstein arms from your shirts anymore. Oh my God, I love this, look at this. This is great. Listen to me I did a little flippy for you. Thank you, buddy. Appreciate you

I wish you would have figured this out one day before for our pictures. No, there was your Damn it. I wore the gloves dude. Can we redo picture day? I can act ask if she can make some holes make some holes Oh, she gets superimposed in holes. Oh, God. Oh, she can superimpose some thumb holes on us. It's very possible. We can get some post. Dawn did pick out my stupid Katona outfit. Yeah. You look like a rock star. I look like some asshole who had a flower shop up in Katona.

She's trying to keep you in-house. And I would have went thumb holes. I would have went thumb holes hoodie with my red sneaks. Dawn, children, it doesn't matter. Nothing's gonna hold you back when you go full cyberpunk. You will be a fully realized Robert Kelly. I can't wait. Oh my God, what is that?

There it is, dude. What is that? There it is. Oh, I'm gonna become an assassin. That's the entire outfit. I'm gonna become a papyred killer. Oh my God. Right now, email me if you want somebody murdered.

I will be doing it with my new outfit. I will kill for money. Absolutely. And it does come in a T-Rex. Oh my God, well, all right, don't if you want somebody murdered. I will be doing it with my new outfit. I will kill for money. Absolutely. And it does come in a 2X. Oh, my God. All right, don't say it like, wow. Did you hear what she just said? It does come in 2X. That's exciting news.

And it does. She was literally shocked. Get it. I want it. Bobby, by the way, I want to tell you something. I'm going to bear my soul right now to you. You can make fun of me if you want. Funny, I bear my soul to you that I love thumbholes. Bare it, bare it. Do you think inside of me

doesn't linger a thing that wants all these little strappies and danglies flying off of me? I know, dude, you love a dangle. With a deep hood that covers my face? Yeah. You wanna feel like you died and a crow brought you back to life. I do. For love.

I do. For love. I do. Until I just avenge my true loves killers. And then I can be at rest. But who's your true love? I know. It's gonna be so hard if the crow had to go find a 3X fucking outfit. It wasn't a crow. I see him trying on like eight different fucking like leather dusters like no

Come on, maybe if I can open the back up a little bit. He's like no, I don't want to cut it to fit I was wouldn't be a crow be a turkey vulture Formation shrugs, they're back. Oh my god Christine don't order these for yourself. That's not your look No, I saw like it's Bobby shrugs that have fem holes where I'm like, I'm just gonna make that my whole personality now Fem holes Don't call them fem holes I don't like a fem hole. Oh your sleeve pussies. Yeah Bobby finger your sleeve pussies for this next picture. I don't mind sleeve pussies? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Bobby, finger your sleeve pussies for this next picture.

I don't mind sleeve pussies. I actually like sleeve pussies. Oh, you fingering your sleeve pussies today? I got my thumb sleeve pussy in it. I like a sleeve pussy. How do you feel if we both just adopted this entire look? Buddy, listen, you want to pop this show off, we got to stand out, right?

I want to confuse our guests when we come in both dressed like this. Who is this? Buddy, listen, you wanna pop this show off, we gotta stand out, right? We gotta stop bringing- I wanna confuse our guests when we come in both dressed like this. Oh God. Who is this? Listen to me, we should definitely do that. The next big guest we get, we come in dressed cyberpunk. The only thing I hate about this-

What? Is that we're not allowed to light active candles in the studio. We can get fake ones I got fake was not as macabre I'd like real flames dancing so while I'm talking to you when I'm saying something really cryptic I can make my fingers dance through the flames and I go the flames dance like the thoughts in my mind do I take down do I take down an office building makes me laugh what the fuck whoa shit man you gotta say for sure is just

macabre or macabre I think macabre makes me laugh I think macabre is way better than macabre whatever the hell it is oh look at Bobby but he made cookies with his family simply to brag no I didn't know he brought the only seven not burnt ones that He didn't fuck up that is not true. Look at you. Try that cookie right now. You tell me that cookies not the shit Try that cookie right now and you tell me that that cookie is not with family love You took the crispy one. You took the crispy one Crispy take take don't take that. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You took the crispy one I didn't know I grabbed a cookie.

Grab the other. What do I do with this crispy one now? Give that to Jacob, he loves crispy. Jacob, take that cookie, take the cookie. You're welcome. Listen, if you don't like Dawn, don't eat it. Yeah, if you don't like my family, there you go. Crispy, soft, boom, and ah.

Now, take a bite of that. You tell me there's not family love, that I'm not one of the ones. You tell me last night that we cooked these, we had dinner together at the table, we talked, Max had a little trouble, little girl trouble last night, and was confided. Is pregnant?

No, what the hell's wrong with you? I think abortion's so ugly. No, she's not getting, there's no, they've been kissed. What the hell is wrong with you? What are you laughing at, you crazy lady? Well, I didn't know you told him not to pull out. I didn't tell him to pull out, he didn't have sex. He leaves it in him?

No, he doesn't put it on, it doesn't come out. Wow. No, no, no, they haven't even out. Wow. No, no, no. They haven't even kissed, they just, you know, whatever. Jack each other off. No, same thing. They're just friends, they're friends. But he's having a little trouble.

But we had a nice conversation about it. And then we had dinner, and then we had cookies. And then we watched my favorite new show that's back on, Reacher, Reacher's back. It was good. Oh, it's such a good show. Rebound from last season. Yeah, can I tell you what he has that you have? Stomach freckles.

Reacher? Reacher has, what do you call it again? It's Yerticaria pigmentosa. It's incurable. That's what a fucking receptionist called me to tell me one day. But go get checked to make sure it's not, what was it? Leukemia. That's what they said. A receptionist told me that.

They're not supposed to do that. They're not, right? They're not. The doctor's supposed to go, you have to come in and talk to me. She goes, you have urticaria pigmentosa. Non-curable, non-treatable. But what will it do? Huh? What will it do? Makes your stomach look like somebody threw shit at a screen? It's like those. Yeah, it's something that you would never give two shits about Yeah, I'll case of it. Yeah, that's not true at all. No. Well when you google it Like this is what you google. You don't have this at all. You don't have that

Well, I have that cuz I'm leaving not yet. I'm coming back if you have that We should all leave the room if you have that. They could definitely go to that. Can you catch it? We can't catch it, right? Well, we'll never know. No, I don't think so. But I will say, I'll kill myself before it gets anywhere near there. Without a doubt.

Can I have your watch? Yes. My two Mavatos. You laughed at. You laughed them right off my wrist. I've never worn those things again. I love your Mavatos. I spent $1,200 on watches and Bobby laughed at me. I did not laugh at you. You laughed at? You laughed them right off my wrist. I've never worn those things again.

I loved your Mavados. I spent $1200 on watches and Bobby laughed at me. I did not laugh at your Mavados. It's the most expensive thing I own that I've worn. It's not. I loved his Mavados. I thought they were great. Blacked out, Mavado was beautiful. When did you get Mavados, Jay? You wouldn't remember. It was one day I wore one of them and Bobby goes as long as you like it That's what I said. I never wore it again I don't know if it has the right time on it anymore. Just sit they sit on a little rack in my room

I look at him every day and then I put on my whore bracelet Whore bracelet. That's everything about thumb holes is I can't show my my Rolex which is a luxe I will tell you tell me I'm crazy. I feel like the gloves enhance the wrist accoutrement. Yeah, dude, can you try it on, please? Let me see it. Oh, the watch? Yeah.

Please don't drop that. Might be too small for me. That's a Lexus you're holding. I'm worried it's too small for me. Yeah, that's what she said. I don't have little wrists that go through thumb holes. Whatever, dude. I don't care.

Whatever, dude. Dude, that's the Rolex? That's the Sky-Dweller. I don't have little wrists that go through thumb holes. Whatever, dude. I don't care. Whatever, dude. This is the Rolex? That's the Sky-Dweller. That is the most complicated Rolex they make. It's one of the biggest they make. What does that mean, like emotionally complicated? Like you think it likes you one day and then it doesn't?

I'm telling you right now, that watch right there looks sick on you. Should I take off my whore bracelets, though? No, leave your whore braces with the Rolex. Whore braces stay on. Yeah, it shows you that you're whore and you got a little class. Okay. Look at that watch, Christine.

That's the one you get them. Right there, get them the green or the blue dial. Does it go with my sweats? Yeah. Not expensive either. No? You just said it was a, you said the word Lexus.

When you buy it, it's the, when you get, if you want that, I'll get it from my person for retail, but then when you buy it, it goes way up, because you can't get them, that's why. Look, this one's $217,000. Which one? Well, that's a gold, that's gold.

See if they have it for like, $215,000. Yeah, they make it. $217,000? No, I can't do this. See if they got it for $215,000. Someone just bought, oh, I know somebody who's buying the solid gold one of those, which is $65,000. You don't want that though

That'd be funny if you doing this right if you snapped it. No, I definitely won't do that I'm not pushing that hard, but it is catching my mitten catching my mitten You're attached to my mitten Alright Jay how stupid watch ruined my mitten Jay, how was... Your stupid watch ruined my mitten. Did it pull your mitten? It pulled a thread, now it doesn't sit right on my wrist.

And now my whore bracelets look stupid. Does Christine have to run home and get spare mittens? Christine! Get my backup mittens! Christine, do you travel with spare mittens? In case he gets a run in his mittens. Buddy, she travels with affrin. If I have affrin, I'll figure out mittens. I tell you what, doesn't run.

Thumb holes, pussy. What are they called pussy? Oh, you're a sleep pussy We should we should Copyright that right now only shirts with sleeve pussies. We should make our own shirt, but and we see things with our proprietary Is that the right word they say on the Shark Tank? With our proprietary sleeve pussy technology. It's very different. Cause it has, it has a Menorris and Majoris holes. Okay, now we're cooking with gas.

Jacob, I hope you're taking down notes when I'm saying this. Okay, now first your thumb will go through the Majoris and then pierce the Menorris, which is what really holds it in the place, in your sleeve pussy. Can I say this? Oh my God, we're gonna be batting down offers.

I don't wanna go with Cuban. I don't like his whole thing. I don't like him. I like the skeleton white chick. I'll take the skeleton white chick, that girl party. She let Ralph grab her titties. And I'll tell you this also, I like Laurie Grineer's personality,

but I'll tell you what, that profile, man, that thing comes in a door 10 minutes before the rest of her face. That nose is something else. She looks like Alice the Goon from Popeye. Remember the Goons? They're just made of noses and eyes. They had a Goon Island.

Remember the Goon Island? There was a Goon Island. Well, that's where Lori Greiner escaped from to build her small fortune in QVC products. Can I really be honest right now? If we made a hoodie with sleeve pussies. Trademark. Sleeve pussies, trademark.

And we actually made these into little pussies. You know how big that would be? Yeah, first of all, when we get to Shark Tank, we're all gonna be like, we're in Spencer's across the country already. I'll tell you something that bummed me out. I went into a Hot Topic this weekend. Hot Topic?

Well, no, I was like, you know what? I could probably get some cool t-shirts from Hot Topic now and they'll fit me. How many people asked you where things were when you were in there? Um, nobody anymore. Um, nobody anymore. Um, nobody anymore. Hot Topic has changed.

Do you know that? They changed their demographic. It's all anime and shit like that now. There's no more. It used to be like Pantera shirts and all the band shirts. They have none of that anymore? None of that more. It used to be like Pantera shirts and all the band shirts. They have none of that anymore? None of that anymore.

It's just Japanese animation horror, a little bit of horror stuff but no more. And they sell weird Japanese candy too, right? Maybe. Oh, I think so. But it's a fucking strange place now and it's not what it used to be and I hate that. I thought I'd go in for a nice belt.

Yeah. You did recently get a belt from there. No I didn't. The pink belt with the studs. I did get that there. Oh, God. It goes in my horn bracelet. I guarantee if you walk in, there's a poster of you

in the back office. That would be dope, wouldn't it? What's up? It's looking cool. Now with thumb pussy technology. Or yes, sleeve pussy, sleeve pussy technology. Did you really buy a pink belt? No.

It's a black belt with pink and purple Spikes on it studs pink and purple sides No, it's not but I would like that She wants a dawn cookie that's a fan give her the crispy one I don't want her thinking Bobby's a good. Jacob, give her the crispy one. No, what? I don't want her thinking Bobby's a good one because he went home and forced cookies on his family

to prove a point to Black Lou. Did not force him. First of all, it's called Kelly cookies. Can you give her a Kelly cookie, please? What's that, Black Lou? These are Entenmanns? They're not Entenmanns. I have a quick question about these cookies though, Bobby.

I got home at around 8.05. What time did you get home? Here it is. What? What time did you get home? because it seems like you posted that pretty fast And you know you gotta get home you gotta actually put the dough together, then you gotta bake it. Yeah Hours go from where? It's now 18 on this time on a story Go to Jays after the real hang out really quick 18 hours ago from now was 9 o 5 p.m. I'm a good one. I'm a good one. It says nothing About like made cookies with the family cuz you know that's the only thing that's going on

I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm with the family. Yeah, tonight with the fam. I'm a good one. I'm a good one.

It says nothing about like made cookies with the fam, cause you know then your family would call you out for being a liar. All right, I'm gonna say something right now. What's up? Say it with your thumb pussies. I'm gonna say it right now. I take you more serious like that.

I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm still a man. I'm not making fucking cookie dough. You get the cookie dough. I paid for the cookie dough. I paid for the cookie dough. Then the cookie dough was there. Then we put the cookies in the oven

and made the cookies, alright? So did I get the cookies and all of a sudden count it together? No. Max was dealing with some girl problems. I was doing some guy stuff and Don was, and then the cookies went in and they came out. You're having an internal battle.

First of all, you're playing to the camera, which is strange. Who's this for? You're just yelling at Black Luke. No I'm not, that's for the- You're giving it right to the people. That's for the people, that's for the people. Listen, you're fighting an internal war

that's unnecessary, okay? This cookie bullshit, that's you trying to be sucked back down by your family into this fucking Katona fucking lawn jockey that they want you to be. You are a sleeve pussy wearing, macabre, no bullshit, fuck machine. And they don't understand that a cyberpunk can't just be fucking sitting with his thumb up his ass in Katona all day. God damn right, Jay, you know what? Thumb sleeve's gotta be out there.

Stick those cookies in your sleeve pussy, how's that? You're right. Show those cookies up your sleeve pussy. These hunks of shit. Give Christine one though, they're really good. God, they are delicious, they really are good though. I can't argue, yes, all of them. What'd you say?

Yeah, that's the one I got Wow. We are just gay. Don't you say that we dress gay. We want to be gay We're not gay, but we wish we could be gay now I like the one but I hate that it's called the lollipop studded belt now It seemed like the one I wanted out of the gates But I don't know if I could order that comfortably buddy get that get that right now the lollipop one You get the get the lollipop one because the pink that's a little hidden pink. Yeah, you know what I mean? No, no then get it well make sure the belt doesn't come anything goes in me I'm gazing more six reviews. Let's read those reviews, please Yeah, Luke. Can you grab a cookie and pass them on, please?

There's other people in this place. Thanks. The go- Hang on. What? This is lip oil. It is. Wait. I love the new Jeffree Star belt. It's awesome. It fits perfectly. And it's made with such great quality and care. Definitely getting another one. This took me back to high school and the first time I've seen Jeffrey stars music videos Super cute amazing quality this brand always slays on whatever they put out

I want to wear a belt that slays sounds like something you'd say yeah Okay, I didn't know was Norton's wife you can't's wife. You can't get that, you can't get that belt. Why? You can't get that belt, dude, there's no way. He has a ranch in Wyoming now. Yeah, he's got a ranch. So Jacob. Who has a cowboy than you?

Jacob, this is more of a cowboy than you. How do you feel about that? I don't know about that. You wanna bet? Yeah. He actually has a ranch in Wyoming. His ranch, Justin shows up twice a month and trains his dogs and gets his hair back.

They put on little dog theater. He has an alt ranch. Yeah. I'm sure his ranch doesn't have farm animals. He raises yaks. He raises yaks? Yeah. Fierce yaks.

He raises them with his fierce yaks. Fierce yaks. Fuck yeah. Fierce ass yaks. But, we can get the boat. He doesn't raise yaks. Somebody raises the yaks for him. I'm living totes goats. You can't raise a yak in that outfit.

Sure you can. No you're not. You're gonna ruin it. You're gonna get yak shit all over that scarf. By the way, pretty sure me and Jeffree Star are wearing the same pants in that picture right there to the right. In the pink. With the the bowl the one that's highlighted Nope the main one you have up You're getting it Is this him is this his song oh

He isn't a pink adidas track suit nice, why do we not why did we wow? What did you ask why we never heard this before no it came into our algorithm when you put your thumbs through those sleeve busies Guys kissing on the dance floor Why can't wear tight pants and kiss it on the dance floor? Why don't we? Bail, why don't we have a why don't we have a disco hip? Gay song like this. I know like what like Dexter Yeah, we should made a hit. Yeah, we should make a hit, dude.

Me, you, we write it. DJ Lou produces it. We throw it out. We'll become billionaires in Japan. Yeah, what are we, let's get some lyrics. I just wanna dance. Party till your penis pops. I like the alliteration of that.

Yeah, sticky. Party till your penis pops. Put your thumbs in my pussy holes. Put your thumbs in my sleeve pussies. My sleeve pussies. Trademark. Trademark. Now is he a guy, or is he a guy that dress, is he trans? I don't think he's trans.

Or is just a dude that dresses crazy? Yeah, I think he just does hair and makeup. I don't think he like considers himself trans. Do you think every penis in that room smells like farts? Jacob? Yeah. It's a real question, I'm going to run the horn. Guys, just like pardon the interruption.

Okay, Jacob, your thought. Do these guys' penises smell like farts? Black Lou, your thoughts on that. You have 30 seconds, go. Okay, fact check. Everyone's penis did smell like the farts in that room. How many? Is this song like a huge hit? It is now. Look at this old white dude.

Looks like a huge hit? It is now Look at this old like a white dude looks like a roll-on That's the guy who's gonna party like it's prom night. Oh This thing wasn't accepted a prom night. No, of course not She's like how did you guys party on prom night? I was 16 years old dating a 50 year old guy for money She's like how did you guys party on prom night? I was 16 years old dating a 50 year old guy for money We're gonna party it's prom night. Holy shit. What happened? Yeah, I was 15 being turned out by a 50 year old. He was teaching me Yeah, my asshole was blasted out by the time I was 18 years old. I don't know how nothing rhymes with that

So can someone help me with the song? Nothing nothing rhymes with gang bang my shit pipe. I'm like a black lube really fucking investigating my cookies. I can't believe you lied to all of us. How were the cookies though? Phenomenal. Dona's a great cook and baker. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm part of that. Oh yeah, yeah. You held the tray.

Did you make the cookies? The oatmeal peanut butter cookies? Absolutely. You rolled out the stuff. you put the sugar in the bowl Yes, you mixed it up mix it up You put it as a fan black history month only the black men are allowed to control peanut butter, you know That's true. You've been known that I Give yourself a black pivot for the bin known it, you know what? I'm gonna take myself a black pivot for that right there Give yourself a black pivot for the bin on it. You know what?

I'm gonna take myself a black pivot for that right there. I have a dream. Now, I might have to give this black pivot back because I believe Christine just ordered me that gay belt. So, all right, that was fun while it lasted. Did you really order him that belt? Do you want the belt? Wow.

Why are you gonna put it on me? I thought you just did and I was gonna be like, well, Christine ordered it, so why do you not wear it now? What? I don't have so much weight, I don't know what size to order. I kind of want to measure other belts. I don't know a size to order measure other belts either yeah you do what are you gonna order big you can get a cut if it's too no it's not when it has the spikeys on like that take it downtown to my belt lady when I was fat I had my own belt

lady downtown by the seller she she's adjust any belt and she'll make you your own belts that's the fattest thing you've ever heard? That's humiliating as shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was really... You shouldn't have told me that. I have an elastic guy down in town. I got a guy that makes all my pants into sweatpants, no matter what kind of pants. I couldn't get belts when I was really fat.

I couldn't get a leather belt that was thick enough. And, I mean, buying a belt when you're fat is probably the worst feeling in the world. When you're at a place, you're in Canada at the Bay, you need a belt and nothing fits. I also need a belt so bad because of my lack of ass that if I own a belt for a week, it doesn't matter if it's Jeffree Star or something from Walmart,

it looks like a dog's been chewing on it because it's just getting yanked and cranked and pulled. And then I need to go as tight as possible so it keeps my pants above my ass oh it's a nightmare I got the new anchor Christine get those cookie lies off the screen please look at the cookie lie it's a cookie I was part of it you weren't a part of it I was part of making your two cyberpunk to live like that I am you're right look at this belt right here had the same belt you got the anchor belt like that elastic I like that belt.

Fennoy put me onto it. Dude, these belts, that's all I have. Magnet, right? The magnet buckle. It's not a, I don't have the magnet buckle. Mine's a magnet buckle. Well, I'm too scared of a magnet. I don't think there's a strong enough magnet.

Oh, I thought you were saying you were, it's going to give you like radiation of the penis or something. No, I just don't think there's a magnet that will hold it when I sit down. I don't want it to flop off and hit the lady's tit next to me. I do get worried my cock piercing's gonna rip

straight out of my body like an MRI. Dude, you have a cock piercing? Huh? Do you have a cock piercing? Come on. Yes! You have a cock piercing? Two.

You do? I got these hoops next to my dinger. No you don't. No I don't. Oh god damn it. I would never pierce my penis. Damn it. Unless I put like a 10 pound weight on the end of it

to keep it always dangled, it's nice. Can't you do that? Can't you put a thing on your penis to make your thing longer? They say that. Let's try it. No, I can't have Christine walk into a room while I'm holding up anvils with my cock.

We don't do that, we do it, you know, we do it in the. Alone? Alone, me and you in your brand new shed house. Yes. Oh I could have a fucking dick dangle room. You could have a dick dangle. I think I've earned that. I have a cedar closet we can lengthen our dicks in

if you want. Do you have a cedar closet? Yeah. Wow, that's nice. I like that. It's for jackets? Yeah, so the moths don't get in there. They don't like the cedar.

Nice. And you can also make it into a humidor. Can you? Yeah, cedar, If you smoke cigars. Christine, can we make it for coats and cigars? Yeah. And, uh, uh. And, oh, and also sleeve pussies.

Sleeve pussies. For our prototypes, you see. I don't want them getting out there. I think Jacob would steal this in two seconds if he could. T-shirt Kevin, sleeve pussies. I want the sleeve pussies to look like pussies. If they could. Two different pussies, though. I don't want the same pussy to look like pussies. If they could. Two different pussies though.

I don't want the same pussy on each sleeve. Well I think you should make it different shirts. No, no, I think each sleeve's got symmetry on the pussies. Can I do this? But you could also have one's got like, more like, put like almost ruffles around it, like a really lippy pussy. Let's make it really internal.

Let's get a picture of Christine's pussy, a picture of Don's pussy, and we'll- It'll be their pussies. They'll be their pussies. They'll be their pussies. Chris will be on the left, Don will be on the right. When I was a kid, there was a sneaker store we all went to, it was called Sneaky Pete's, and it was a picture of a little boy's eyes peeking out of a sneaker, and then I went to summer camp with Sneaky Pete.

The reason they only showed his eyes, everything else would let you know, he was retarded. He was a retarded boy poor sneaky Pete Get molested no from the from beneath. I mean if he did you wouldn't believe him But he lived in a sneaker apparently Sneaky Pete That's very sneaky. He's always stealing cookies. This little sneaky Pete that Pete. DJ Lou.

I know I don't want to get away from this because we're going to keep pushing this down the road this week but you went to go see New Edition. I did. It's a big moment it sounds like. I love New Edition. You know that. You are okay with New Edition. Yeah, I'm a little less okay now.

Less okay. Okay, I like to Edition, you know that. You are okay with New Edition. Yeah, I'm a little less okay now. Less okay, okay, I like to hear this. Bobby, New Edition is a black singer group from Boston. I know what it is, from Boston, I know what it is. No, no, but you just call them Black Kids and New Kids in the Block. Their name's New Edition.

I mean, they were first. And they came out first. And then the same guy, Like Elvis. Same guy who actually did New Edition, got New Kids in the Block, and just replicated the same guy... Like Elvis. Same guy who actually did a new edition, got new kids in the block and just replicated the same thing. I want to believe so bad that you auditioned for every Boston boy band when you were younger. No, I didn't know them, though.

I knew the outskirts of them. Well, if they would've, if you would've showed up with your fucking sleeve pussies... I'd be in. You'd be in. I really would want to be in. Wadberg, Kelly, Knight. Ooh. What's the other one's name?

Wood? I actually follow Knight on Instagram. Which one? The gay one or the gay one? The less gay one. Well, funny enough, the actual gay one is the less gayer one. No, I follow the gayer one. I follow Jordan.

Right. Jordan. Jordan is, but he's not really gay. He's married, right right or is he gay? What does that mean? Elton John was married? Yes. Oh my So are you? You have a pink belt and I have sleeve pussies I know I was I left my wife and then hooked up with the masculine most masculine woman I could find Christine

I married a tough broad too. Yeah, I know she bullies you right out of your sleeve pussies No more now those days are passed now. I'm gonna I'm gonna start sleeve pussy in it up Yeah, I'm a sleep pussy just fucking fire Christine's ass up to Katona and have you come move in with me, buddy We would dominate in that house. You're happy they'd be you know happy Christine would be the both the dogs would be happy Oh, yeah, they would be happy. Oh yeah. They would be happy. They'd probably start some crafty things. Just frigid dog ladies. Yeah, they'd get some type of-

Taking care of a little fucking horny kid. Yeah, they'd probably get into real estate and just make millions up there selling real estate to famous people. Yeah, and Max would probably whack off to you because you're not his real mom. First of all, Max is coming with us. Huh?

Max is coming with us. Not yet. Come on. No, let's get him to like 17, 18 where we don't feel bad about what he's going to see. 16, 17. Okay. Yeah.

I'm going to ease him into it. No, no, yeah. 16, 17. 16, 17. And go around. Yeah. And be like, Max, you want to come have dinner with dad and Jay tonight? We have a girl coming over just to squirt while we watch.

Yep. Can I make a suggestion? Yes. Don't fix the pool. Keep it four feet so these chicks don't drown. We don't want these chicks to drown. Nah, keep it four feet, don't get a deep end. Also, our wieners are always out in the pool then.

Bingo. You know what I mean? Yeah, we always have it out nice and neat. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. Just bottomless shrugs with sleeve pussies. I'm not swimming without that. I'll never swim in a t-shirt,

but I will swim in a shrug with sleeve pussies. You think I won't? That's right, I forgot we were talking about new addition with Lou. We trailed off. You went to go see them, because your black girlfriend says you had to.

She loves them, and we went to Las Vegas to the Wynn to see them at the Encore Theater. And you had to find out why she keeps calling you Candy Girl. Did you find out? I found out why she loves Ralph Tresvant. Everyone loves Ralph because that voice dude, he's an angel. Couldn't keep his fucking shirt on.

Like slowly unbuttoning. And he looked good? Yeah. Did he sing good? He sang great, he danced great. He still has that high pitched voice, huh? No, he can't hit all the highs, but he's probably the best one there.

Did he do his solo song, Sensitivity? Oh, that's her favorite. Because now that it came, put it on. Don't need a man there to give you money. That's a good song. You need a man with sensitivity. The all female crowd one. Ape shit for him. All female and you? Yeah and me. All female. Were they grabbing your juicy butt while you were out there? No, they weren't. It was relative. Wow.

DJ Lou, little focus grouping here, if you don't mind, before you tell your whole story. Would this have been better if you had sleeve pussies? Yeah, probably. Okay, all right. Say no more. Holding your hand up like this, isn't it better? Oh my God, you'd be like,

Bobby Brown, throw me crack. We should get little things hanging off Little sparkly like fringe. Yes, just a little bit on the end So when you do this at a concert, but only for concert sleep pussies Yeah during the day you don't want to walk around the house too much too much just like that You let people know you take no shit stage though If I'm holding a microphone with those little fringe sleeve pussy Sleeve pussy is gonna change your stage pictures for the better.

You're gonna love it so much, cuz people are gonna go, they look again, they go, something's different. This guy's got sleeve pussy. Okay. So you were talking to going out to Vegas to see, solely for the situation of going to see New Edition. Right, for Valentine's Day. You were down because you like sex with ethnic people.

That's right. Okay. All right, I'm just trying to catch everybody up who might not be aware what's going on. It is Black History Month. You have to do whatever you're told. You had to go to see New Edition in Las Vegas, the blackest event humanly possible. Is there an opening act?

No, and it's $550 per ticket. Is that all? Wow. Which is the most I've ever paid for a single ticket. It's less than $100 per member of the band. Is this a tour or is this like a residency? Oh, that's cool. So there's a lot of laziness. The wind, the encore.

You can't get him on a bus with their sciaticas and all their old black ailments. I'm sure you want to see how Carlos Mencino's got it. Two of them have the sugars. Ha ha ha. Does there one show a night or two look a residency? Two, but if you'll see. Two a night?

You'll see, yeah, there's two a night. Yo. You'll go resident. Two, but if you'll see. Two a night? Yeah, there's two a night, but you'll see the sluggishness of one particular member and you'll be like, there's no way he's getting through another show. It's Bobby Brown. Yeah. So you went to the early show. He sucked back when they were a hit.

Yeah, it's amazing that he's still alive. Yeah, he was not good during the prime of New Edition. Bobby Brown, the most notorious crackhead in that whole family, and Whitney Houston, their child and Whitney Houston's mom all died before Bobby Brown That's the my favorite Tony Roberts joke see if you could find that Christine You know talking about and they kill the wrong people so funny Bobby could kind of sing still but you don't think he's gonna make it. This is actually rooting for him to stay alive

Do you think that Keith stole this for Comedy Express? Absolutely. It's very similar. Absolutely. Honestly, guys, see if you could find the interview with Michael Bivens where he says his mom kicked him out because he left because she wouldn't let him kill the cat. So he packed up his Pampers and hit for the road. And then Comedy Express was born. God, it really was worth for Keith when he could talk. Is this it?

This is so funny. Michael Jackson dead, can you believe this shit? I still can't get over that shit. Michael Jackson dead, Bobby Brown living. What the fuck is that about? This nigga dead and this nigga alive. Where was he? He took the wrong nigga, man. He took Whitney, he was leaving people Where was he?

He took the wrong name man. He took Whitney, he was saying leave the people we don't need, flavor slaves still here. Ray Parker Jr., what the fuck he still doing here? They been doing this shit for years. They done shot Martin Luther King and left Jesse Jackson on the goddamn balcony. We don't need no motherfuckers Jesse Jackson, Martin Luther King had a dream. Jesse didn't even go to sleep that motherfucking night. I'm just saying, Jesus, we need to have a meeting first.

That's so funny. This dude dead, another motherfucker alive. He was at Skankfest. I was on a show with him. Yeah, he's great. He's doing a big tour with Mike Epps, I saw. Yeah, yeah, they're doing a big compilation tour. I hate those scallycaps that seem like they're painted on your head.

So, Lou, you walking to the theater. Are you seeing the first show or the second show of the night? The first show. Okay. Are people looking at you like, are they like asking you questions like where to seat? Like where's my seat? Like are they like?

Are they looking at you like one of you or your girlfriend is fetishizing the other one? Just shaking their head? No, like you're like an usher. Do like, Well, I wore a suit. You wore a suit. Was it, was it, was it a, like a pink suit?

Or like, did it have shoulder pads? A blue suit. You're wrapped up in the fact that it's, what color suit? You wore a suit to a concert? Yeah, but look at, yeah, you wore a new edition suit. I know that you have pictures of you in your suit. It's on there.

It's in there, okay. Oh God, this is gonna be great. Was this like, you have dinner there, or you just, it's just a theater that you watch? We had dinner at the Yellowstone pop-up. The guy who runs Yellowstone, there we go. Oh my God, you dressed like kings of comedy. Thank you.

Holy shit. Shit, what? You're a pimp. Fucking DJ Lou the entertainer. I did not stand out. Buddy, you're a pimp! Fucking DJ Lou the entertainer? I did not stand out. Buddy, you're a pimp. Is that a pink P-uh, Kango? Are you wearing a skull cap underneath your Kango hat? No.

So your waves stay good? No, that's just the, uh, see, it's just the- Oh, gotcha, gotcha. You don't have a full body shot of this outfit. Uh, yeah. I'll send it. Send it. What about when you got on stage and got to cry while they danced on you? No, I couldn't.

Didn't Ralph Tresman take his shirt off and dance over you in a chair She was going apeshit easy Lou easy Whoa, she was going crazy. We'll take crazy. Or accept crazy. We'll put that in post. What the fuck, man? This guy's getting too comfortable. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Someone needs to pussy you.

We're going to go back to her, ask for some monkey business. Lou, think about what you're saying. Please stop. I want to say we have Candy Girl, Don't Be Cruel, The Entrance for Candy Girl, If It Isn't Love, it says Play candy girl if it isn't love it says playlist Yeah, you damn right my Providence Bobby Brown. Let's see Bobby Brown. We do this motherfucker do a solo shit. Yeah, everybody did their solo stuff. I love this song

He's not even moving, you know, I've known this song my whole life and everything, been to the arguments and just found out officially the other day that it's prerogative. P-R-E. What? No it's not. What are you talking about? It's an optical illusion you've been seeing your whole life. The word is spelled prerogative.

Prerogative? I'm right. Yeah like prego. It's prerogative. Prerogative. Prerogative. Not prerogative. Prerogative? I'm right. Yeah, like prego. It's pr-? Prerogative. Prerogative, not prerogative. I heard somebody correct someone else on this

in front of me recently, and I did the chuckle of like, can you believe this asshole didn't know it, and then just ingested the information, and now I will do that to others. But I'm giving you guys first dibs to be able to be this kind of a cunt with me. It's prerogative. So now you have then if you're listening right now You have that make people feel small and stupid when they don't know things

It's the best you do like doing that I do you too. Yeah nice spelling shit face, and then I just walk off I don't spell good either You can't type you can't type. I'll attack your body if it's better than mine. I don't give a shit. Nice body, dork. I mean the video we're watching, Bobby Brown can hardly move and there's 20 girls in their 20s. I tell you who moved. Keith Robinson moves better than Bobby Brown does. You're not wrong about that. But it's such a contrast. He looks worse because they're so useful.

Oh shit look, Amy Schumer's coming up to pick his microphone stand up Well now this is that what this is at the win He's got she's got stroke arm he can't even sing Points he would do a little bit of a dance and the whole crowd would go go Bobby go Bobby And then he would stop immediately because he was winded. He used to get winded in his prime though. No. When he was good to go solo?

Are you out of your mind? Couldn't breathe. No, you're crazy. 100%. Go back and watch his videos. He would be hyperventilating. Every little step. Bring up every little step and let it roll.

And if it doesn't have the rap part, I'm going to burn the studio I was that was the only song I really wanted to hear and he did not play Oh, I went the rap part. Nothing. Did you do on our own from Ghostbusters? No, I wanted that too Oh, that's Bobby brought us good to good to good to go solo. Yeah, he didn't know no no That's not what he says in that one. What's that? What's the funny line in that? Yeah, you know it. Yeah It's time to take control. He did Rony. You know it. Tenderoni?

I like Tenderoni. He did one hump into the air and got tired and stopped. Hump it around? No, he did do hump it around. Oh, just on Tenderoni? Yeah. Now, were they all, did they dance together? Yeah, they danced together, but Bobby would often,

he took a break in the second song, he left this fucking stage to go get oxygen or whatever He was you mean maybe coke He couldn't make it but took a bite of a sandwich nice sniff There is my BLT with my pastrami and my cocaine and Johnny Gill did not care about the synchronized dancing either He was barely made like he just didn't care but My my my my I'll tell you Bill Biv Devoe was on it and carrying the whole thing. They still need the money Yeah, Belle Biv and Devoe

Now Bobby Brown has got what's-her-name money, right? Whitney's money say we're a rep, huh? Does Bobby have Whitney's money? No That was well who does? Before oh, they were so he doesn't divorced before she died. Oh, they were? So he doesn't get anything from her? No. You sure? I don't know.

Well, maybe. The daughter's dead, so maybe he gets some of the money residual from that, or goes to the Whitney Foundation to bring drugs to underprivileged children. Okay, I put with rap, and this came up. Where's... No, you gotta do live. You gotta do live. Watch him live, and he's out of breath all the time. This better be from back in the day

That's a joke Let's see what you from three years ago. Nope. No, no go back up top. It's right there. Yes the AMAs $20,000 right now Jacob says he's lip-syncing. Jacob, $20,000, tell me. Of course. Bobby Brown was cool though. I mean Bobby Brown, that was pretty badass. Look at them dance moves.

I want to do that so bad with my thumb pussies. Lou, he did none of this. Nothing. You can't. It's all right, dude. You're like a fat ass. Go, Bobby. He goes, it's the way that I want to live.

I swear to God, guys, if I don't hear the rap from every little step, I'm gonna freak out. Christine. I really don't give a damn. My name is Bobby and not Uncle Sam. This guy could move back in the day. Back in the day, could. Look at those legs. Alright. That's plenty. Back to new edition. He was, I mean that shit, when he came out solo, he was really good.

It made Whitney Houston start doing crack cocaine. That's how talented he was. He took America's black princess and turned her out into a crack addict. Doing interviews while on crack. She was always sweating. Crack is whack. Crack is whack. You have any? Crack is whack when you don't have it.

He made that haircut too, what is that called? The slant? The Gumby. Now what's funny about the Gumby haircut, also what he did was when I went to go buy MC Hammer pants, they were the little. You had to go to an actual parachute facility. You had to go to a plane.

Jay, why do you have a presidential seal on your fucking MC Hammer pants? Oh, I, uh. Why does it have an Air Force logo? I, uh, no, MC Hammers were really expensive. And so at City Blue,, little jean store in Philly, we were able to get, they just had a cutout picture of Bobby Brown like jumping in the air, wearing big baggy pants like that and they were sold as Bobby Brown pants.

So I always still call them MC Hammer pants but technically what I bought was Bobby Brown pants. Either way my parents laughed them off the day I got them. I got mine at towards the end, I always got mine at towards the end because I didn't have enough confidence to do it when people I got them. I got mine at, towards the end, I always got mine at towards the end because I didn't have enough confidence to do it when people were doing it.

I got mine- Much like sleeve pussies or fingerless gloves like myself. Right. I got mine at Pier One Imports. Really? Yeah. Have you seen hammer pants? They were linen and they sold them.

Are those hammer pants? Yeah, they were linen with the- They had the crotch down here. Crotch down here. I got three pair, I got green like an olive the green I got linen and I got a blue pair Yeah, like those at pair one imports What's so funny is Paco dresses like this currently they would know they were more like MC hammer No, these aren't look up MC hammer pants. Well, I'll tell you the difference between MC hammer pants and Bobby Brown pants

MC hammer pants had like a waist bag like a black thick like waistband the Bobby Browns were just drawstring Mine and then my grandmother and her and my aunt Anita also bought they bought the those color MC Hat were Bobby Brown pants to walk around the schoolyard in for exercise and then once in a while I have to explain to my Friends why my grandmother and Anita were wearing MC Hammer pants. I had those blue ones. I was getting exercise. And then they went, didn't the MC Hammer pants go to kind of redneck guys started wearing them? No, you're going, now you're thinking Zubaz. What's a Zubaz? That's what, that, those purple ones are becoming Zubaz. Zubaz, okay, yeah, yeah. That's Zubaz. That's a Zubaz. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This song that's like a it's all good. I love this song This is the song Tommy Lee played on the boat with

Where I know the song from I love I know I love this song wasn't the end of this album the funky headhunter All right. I remembered Bobby that he was enjoying life so much Tommy Lee he goes. Yeah yeah baby, it's all good. While the song's playing. And that always stuck in my head more than anything else. When you get off the plane in Florida and you feel the heat, is that what you yell out? When you get right in the tunnel, getting back in. Yeah baby, it's all good. He's on a boat banging Pamela Anderson, staring with his penis, and he says, that song's playing, and he goes,

yeah baby, it's all good. Like, of course. What's not good? Don't forget the size of his penis. Yeah, oh no. I mean, come on, that's all good.