The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - One Multiplied By One (feat. Kim Congdon)

Episode Date: May 23, 2024

Actor Terrence Howard went on Joe Rogan to explain quantum physics. Comic Kim Congdon came on the Bonfire to explain basic math to the group. As the video of Rogan and Howard plays, Jay fact-checks every big word that is uttered. Kim brought her new boyfriend in studio and he makes a good impression. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly. That's a good song man. That's fucking, as the young kids would say, thumping. That's an Everlast Side project called Warp Horn Industries. So good. This is just the style of rap that I like Like very vocal the beats are like dark and the vocals come out everything is now I try That little loosey vert. He's doing dance splits the middle of his raps. I don't understand what's happening Everything went gay. It's well it is it's all like mushed into this thing. So it's like this R&B Bisexual Wacky, you know, I mean, it's like glitter on&B, bisexual, wacky, you know what I mean?

It's like glitter on their faces. And it was just like, there's not another Method Man. It doesn't exist. Like, they're done. Right. I wonder if music... Like, I was always waiting for like hair bands, like Motley Crue and all that to come back.

And I don't... It's not coming back. Well, because that was a genre within a genre. Right. You know what I mean? It was metal, rock, whatever. Right. It's in the genre.

Hip hop was just, in the 90s, it all evolved to like that thing. It came out of that 80s, bibidibubbop, you know, run DMC kind of thing even. And became like much more like elaborate lyricist, you know what I mean? Like the way they were able to weave in and out of the- NWA kind of changed rap, right?

Sure, but they were still in the crossover of like what that was, you know what I mean? But MC Ren was a guy that gets so funny. This is what they definitely want, two fat old white men talking about their music. That's exactly what they're hoping for. That's what they want on the Heart Channel. But there's big, yeah.

But that's, yeah, and then somewhere it just like, it just switched into a different kind. It was the mumble stuff is where I stopped understanding it. And it's not that there's no good music within some of this. There's been a couple songs that have caught me, but it's just that style that right there, it doesn't exist anymore. That would be called like a 90s, early 2000s style.

Is it me or does this conversation get worse when you stop playing the music behind it? Yeah, Lou, please. Can you? Be-yo-nee-ding, be-yo-nee-ding. Yeah, while we're talking about this, can you please have the music behind it? Yeah, I mean rap, rap now.

Hippin'. Isn't as good. And hoppin'. This is great. But like rock, you know, rock I think was coming back with like royal blood and you know stuff like that but it seems like that's gone away too. But just like I said genre within genre can go away and never come back. It'll be like one nostalgic hair metal type thing like the darkness, remember that I believe

in a thing called love? Like that was the nostalgic throw to that but it's not gonna be a thing, the whole genre won't come back, disco won't come back. There'll be a disco song that gets popular right do you know I mean? But it's just like it's the evolution of dance music and that which is a genre within it So that you don't think that the whole like rock and roll Is gonna come back the way it was? No as the whole as like a new thing again like how hair metal was dominating charts at one point

Yeah, poison blah blah blah no no no The whole, as like a new thing again, like how hair metal was dominating charts at one point. Yeah. Poison, blah, blah, blah, no. No. No. No, I've always heard, I thought it was an interesting thing they said, that whatchamacallit, that everybody that would've went to like heavy metal now

tends to go like the electronic dance music route. It's like the same like energy of the fans. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Everybody wants to like be different and put on weird makeup and shit. What is funny when we go to these concerts that we've been to and we're going to the Stones, it is, it's my type of concert because it's, I don't have to worry about people bumping into me. Everybody's just sitting when they need to sit, standing

when they're standing. Some of them, yeah. Yeah, like Kiss was so comfortable to go to. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it was fun, but it wasn't outrageous. Oh yeah, the Rolling Stones. There's going to be so many old hippie dude types there. It's going to be pretty funny. Good people watching it'll be. Good people. And Metallica wasn't as, you know, it was just a,

wasn't as crazy. It was nice. No, well the age of the thing is the people that used to get like wild drunk now get tired drunk. Yeah, we're talking about getting subs for the Rolling Stones. We really are. That is all we've talked about so far. There she is.

Oh, there she is. Oh, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Remember she tripped me out that one time? Kimmy. She did. The great, the queen everybody, Skankfest queen Kim Congdon in the house!

Her new special Childless Mail streaming right now on YouTube. You can also see her on Magic Prank Show on Netflix, which is awesome. She'll be at Crystal Ballroom in Massachusetts this Friday, May 24th. Tickets available at crystalballroomboston.com. Crystalballroomboston.com. That's a mouthful, yeah. Crystal Ballroom Boston. What's your website? It's not updated

Just fucking buy the tickets you guys Bobby your son of a bitch too because you asked that cuz you knew the answer no one gives the plate the event spaces Fucking email if their own shits poppin. That's when you're that's when you're really funny We like I don't have fuck a website. Is that a high noon? No, it's a spin drift. What is that, like energy drink? It's just a water. Oh, okay, I was gonna say.

I think you're getting boozed out. You might be seeing Lewis later, so I always think you've probably got a day drink before you jump right in. Yeah, I am seeing Lewis later. Before you jump into a pool at Lewis' house. All right. Do you have security now?

You walked in with the tip of the spear, guys. That's my new boyfriend. I mean, wow. Isn't he hot? You really upgraded from Lewis. I know, wow. Isn't he hot? You really upgraded from Lewis. I know, dude, isn't he hot? Killer body.

You should hear his voice, it's fucking incredible. Killer body too, we played basketball today. Guy moves like a snake. Did he have his shirt off? No, no, but it doesn't matter. You can see all the parts moving. Jesus Christ, man. You carrying, you carrying?

You're legal to carry in Manhattan? Not necessarily. Wow, what a voice. Come here. Come here. Talk into the mic real quick. He doesn't need to talk into the mic. He has mic voice. Damn, dude. He's got some serious... He's so secure. He's holding your pink jacket with no problem.

I know, dude. He's the best. He doesn't give a shit now. Oh, the things he probably yells at Kim behind closed doors? Oh, that's the hottest part. That's what she loves. Hell yeah. He doesn't yell, does he? He's calm as shit. He's pretty calm. You make me hold your goddamn pink thing in front of your friend, you bitch.

No, if he does get angry, he does turn into this old white country father. Where he's like, I don't get no goddamn. He gets five words into one. Yeah, he's like, I don't care, woman. They have to think about it. Yeah. Man, you want to talk me like that and you're gonna be going down now. I don't take that no more and I'm taking it with you. He came at Harrington and brought him to play basketball today. It's just hilarious those two bodies showing up so different. Don't they look like buddies in a cop movie? But it really, yes they do. And what it reminded me of very much was me and Dave Smith at the end because we played a couple games,

everyone was beat up, and Harrington goes, he goes, man, we worked hard today, he goes, I earned a sandwich. Charles goes, yeah man, he goes, hell yeah. I'm like, no Mike, he earned a sandwich. You still shouldn't go eat a sandwich. Did you break out a protein shake after, dude? Did you have some food?

No, I had a cigarette. No, wow, what a country, dude. Yeah, dude. It's fucking awesome. Where'd you find him? He's like the guy who beat up the girl in Footloose. That kind of masculine. Yeah, dude, I found him in Florida at the beach.

Nice. He walked up to you, or you walked up to him? We were just kind of standing near each other, and he was smoking. Was he shirtless smoking? No. He had a shirt on, but I could see the parts. Yeah.

You know what's up. It was the voice for me. Yeah. You know how to peep. You really do. What's your name, man? Oh, Charles. Charles.

Geez. You got a nickname? Charlie? Chuck. Chuck? Chuck. Chuck. Nice. What's up Chuck? Chuck you only pull that off of the voice like that too. I want to arm wrestle him is that bad When I arm wrestle his dick I think

I want to talk a war with his dick. I want to arm wrestle with his arm I want to arm wrestle his dick with my mouth. I actually want a chance to win I actually want a chance to win. I'm gonna arm wrestle. So I was worried. It was weird sending off my boyfriend with you guys to go play basketball. Yeah? Why?

I don't know. It was the first time alone with everybody. You know, when you're like, I hope he does well. You think he's not gonna do well against Jay and his friends? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, there's really, we got a couple of, we got a few people who ball pretty hard out there, but everyone else is more out there for the exercise. Yeah, okay, okay. Just getting some cardio in.

Only Dylan's. I completely emasculated, man. He held me to two points and dislocated my finger. Oh, Harrington? He does have a dislocated finger from the game. Jesus Christ. I had a dislocated, I'd be at the fucking ER right now

if I had a dislocated finger. He'd be in a coma, in a medical coma. Harrington plays basketball and dresses for basketball, like a guy who makes grilled cheeses in a Grateful Dead parking lot. I got a dislocated finger and it's just crooked. When are you going to get that fixed? Never, dude. Just sleep it off. You going to do a lethal weapon, do it later tonight?

No, I already tried to get Mike to pop it back in place. You did it, man. You got a yank on it. And then he threw up. Oh, my god. I bet it kills my have. Chuck, have you held the baby? Dude, I got a video of Chuck.

It took two weeks before she let me get in there. You can't let a guy like this hold your baby in front of your much smaller, less intimidating looking husband. It just feels weird. I took the baby now, I took the baby's sole bottom with him like, is this what security feels like? Instead of looking up at Harrington

who's been balding since 18? Aw. Is this the first time the baby smiled and giggled? She really loves him too now. That baby looks fake. She's so cute. Oh my god. She's one of the cutest babies I've ever seen

in my entire life. Ridiculous. I know, she's a little baby doll. And she has, what's stunning about that idea, how cute she is, is it's almost exclusively Harrington in that face. Yeah, she looks a lot like Harrington and is still very cute.

Well because guys, you know, if it was a boy, it would be fucked. But now that it's a girl, it has a chance to be a cute girl. Yeah. Yeah, totally. Hopefully she doesn't take a turn at 13, just looks like Harrington. Just becomes a complete Harrington. Who has that happened to?

We were looking at Mick Jagger's daughters yesterday. Oh no. Same thing, yeah, all of them. He just took a model and just poisoned them Harrington who has that happened to we were looking at Mick Jagger's daughters yesterday and same thing Yeah, they all of them. He just took a model and just poisoned them with his weird fucking townie British fucking teeth jizz. No, and then all of his children even the prettiest ones that are models are ugly face models They're so ugly. They're Gucci models. Some of the boys turned out okay. Yeah. Because that's what happened. It goes either way.

Oh, I think it could happen with, I'm almost like the gender thing. Like, I think the boys somehow, just whatever the feminine they got into Mick Jagger's face worked out good. Maybe the boys start. There you go. But the daughters are all like,

that's probably one of the best of the best, if I'm being honest. Oh, God, I thought that was the, nevermind. You thought that was what? Nothing. One of the moms? Who's that, that's a daughter? She's 52.

She looks great. She looks great for 52. For 52. For 22 she looks like shit. Okay, she... She's not bad. Seems really nice. She looks like Mick.

She has Mick's arm. That's not great either. No. Yeah, that's one of the guys. That's one of the guys. She looks like Mick. She has Mick's arm. That's not great either. No. Yeah, that's one of the guys. That's one of the guys. She's hot. No, no, no, no, no. Wait till she smiles.

Yeah, you gotta find the other pictures of her because that's it. She opens up the mouth. Oh, yeah? And then it just becomes full-blown spot of teeth. Jewel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like she fucking, like she bites plates. Her teeth are all fucked up.

Yeah, she looks like wax teeth when she opens her mouth. There you go. Wait, I actually think that looks really good on her. What? No, you don't. Yes, I do. I legitimately think she's more beautiful after I see her teeth. I want to go up to her with a corona and open it.

You're lying. No, I swear. What? No, it's an actual doof tooth. She has like the real like, derr one. Yeah, I have a weird thing for a little gap tooth on a gal. I think it's very sweet. That's not little. You can fit an American quarter between that. Okay, yeah, she's a little funky in the face, but...

Yeah, that bitch don't need straws. Yeah, no doubt. Nah, dude. That's more space than parking in LA. Is he with the son? Yeah. Who's that, his son? Aw, he's fucked. He's cute. No. Is he with his son? Yeah. Is that his son? Yeah. Oh, he's fucked. He's cute. No, he's not.

He might be the one that looks most like Mick Jagger as he gets older. Yeah. I really see it in that kid. How many kids does he have? His 73-year-old Jizz made a pretty cute kid still. No Down syndrome, no nothing. Yeah, guys, Jizz don't die.

It's the woman's egg that just crumbles. It is their fault. It is really crazy how long your jizz can just store in your nasty fucking gross body. It has nothing. And people look good. What kind of insulation is that, dude? Well, because we have nuts.

Your egg is inside of it. No, it's pretty much like, you know how you buy food that's really bad for you and it stays good forever? That's what men are. That's what men are. And women are fruits and vegetables that are delicious and good for you and rot quickly.

Men are McDonald's, you know, you just leave it out for three years and the burger looks the same. Women are avocados. Yeah, exactly. As soon as you cut it open, pfft. Oh, Kim, you came on a great day today because Bobby, I know the internet was ablaze with this, but Bobby finally got me to watch last night.

And I didn't just watch what you sent, Bob. I went down the whole thing. I didn't watch the whole episode, because I couldn't, three hours. You can't watch the whole. What is it? Terrence Howard on Rogan. Oh, yeah. Terrence Howard, now let me tell you what's scary about this.

I promise you, if I wasn't here to intervene, Bobby would just think that Terrence Howard is making a lot of great points and he's right. Bobby believes 85% of what Terrence Howard has said, even though he doesn't understand any of it. Well, here's the problem with dudes like Terrence Howard, is they say something that's like, wow, and then they say something that's totally fucking ridiculous. Well, you're impressed with big words.

Big words give you boned up. Knock me off my socks. But it doesn't matter the context. And this guy has no gay. He is just saying the words. Even Librium, that makes me fucking hot. Lynchpin, as they keep saying. Now, if you go to Lynchpin, my company.

Yeah, his website is x745linchpin.com. This is fantastic. The only legit story I believe is why he says Robert Downey Jr. backstabbed him. But what I don't believe in the story is that he says, it's the first time ever where they hired Terrence Howard to play War Machine before they hired Iron Man. And they came to him and they said,

we're thinking about Robert Downey Jr. And he was like, yeah, you should use him. I like him. And then he got the part. And then when they got rid of Terrence Howard, Robert Downey Jr. was like, you know, good riddance. And I was like, I don't think it happened like that. He's like, I got him the job.

He actually said, they were giving me four million. I said, take one of mine and give it to Robert That's the only part that I didn't believe. Oh, did he say that? I believe he said I fucking miss that I believe he invented VR in 2010. I Think Harrington was even telling me today that he like they have some people looking into it He has like two patents for nothing. Yeah, they're not like real things Yeah, that's like two of them are real and it's like frozen shit, you know, where it's like a clip that you could put your water bottle on to or something. This is what I think.

Every time I see something, I'm out with one of these celebrities and stuff, or especially for an actor. Every time I see something come out about an actor, and if I want to believe it, I go back and think about what they were in movies. Because I believe that most people actually, I think there's one, there's the Leonardo DiCaprio Crystal your theory yes, dude you play who you are and everything He's been and he's been like a mentally ill like I've been in your room for 14 hours waiting for you to come home It's like that's just him dude

Yeah, I think he's played. He's first thing in Sunset Park was an old movie I loved was like a basketball high school movie with Rhea Pearlman. And on that he played like a silent weirdo kid that didn't talk to anybody. And it was just like a, he's a strange guy. But this guy says everything from, Bob, did you even get into the part where he tells you about his earliest memories

come from inside his mother when he remembers the compression and coming through the canal and being circumcised? I actually was convinced that I could remember my own birth for a very, very, very long time. And I still have a flash of one quick thing of birth that I'm convinced is that memory. So. Well, he says he can go back. But I'm also mentally ill.

But he says he can go back there and channel into that to solve math problems in science. Oh, not a man wanting to go back into his mother's womb to solve math problems in science. Not a man wanting to go back into his mother's womb to solve more problems. I went into it, and Einstein actually, some of his theory of relativity was from a dream. Right. And he said he had a dream. It was Terrence Howard's dream and Einstein took it.

That's what keeps happening to him, you understand. Well, Terrence Howard gave him most of it and kept a little for himself. Yeah, you see how time travel back, it made Albert Einstein, he was just some dude working in a Starbucks. He tried to travel first, but he was black, so he was late. He invented Sony PlayStation.

He time traveled, but he missed him. He set the clock for fucking 25 minutes too late. Yeah, see? About cows being electrocuted by an electric fence. Well, I'll tell you this. Terrence Howard's super into electricity. He believes everything's electricity. He wants you to know there is no gravity.

And he's designed a new propulsion system that I'm pretty sure is 14 little gifts you give at a child's birthday party tied to each other with little plastic propellers. I believe him. And he just keeps building it the whole time during the show to show you ultimately nothing with it other than these little parts connect like children's toys.

He believes in vibrations. That the earth has a vibration to it and the earth is spinning. The universe is spinning. Everything is spinning. So the earth is spinning, the universe is spinning, everything is spinning, so the earth is a vibration. If you get the opposite vibration, you actually will. Kim, Kim. You were nodding there.

Uh, Bobby. Oh, sorry. Okay, I started to lose you there. I thought you might have been having a stroke. I'm just making sure. I was really. I just wanted you to be okay. I didn't like that. That's what's going on by the way as Bobby As Bobby just said nothing. I do right there as Bobby just said nothing. So does Terrence Howard

He says all the words, but it's about nothing Elements on the periodic table that have the same vibration. Right. Okay. So they're not three different things. What are the three? I don't remember. A, B, and C. A, E, and G.

Vibranium, adamantium. Yeah. I don't remember the other. They vibrate at 44 megahertz. So what that is, what that means is, now that's the electrical current, the wavelength, the electrical current, which is actually a color so it's the same yellow tone as

Zinc that's the kind of rambly bullshit. This guy just keeps saying it was the periodic table. You know, it is all fucked up See a chart he he made a cylindrical periodic table that changed everything. It might be right. What do you want me to say? What do you want me to say? Why are we, the fact that we're even here is unbelievable.

Listen, you might be Bobby Kelly in this. You might be on team Bobby Kelly, because Bobby will dive right into this here. I will too. Him describing that he went to Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Neil deGrasse Tyson recognized him obviously and he was like He's like I'd love to talk to you and he was like yeah No, I want you to please I want you to do my radio show if you would do my TV thing

It's like I'd love you to be a part of that completely and he goes but then I said no Neil First I want to introduce you to something and then he started listening to my one times one equals two theory and he just put a bunch of red marks all over my paper. I gave him 36 pages and he just, so he just, I think he's hated, he's hating. Oh no. He thinks Neil deGrasse Tyson's hating. He's hating all over. But okay, what a funny world would it be if he's right. I hope he is.

And Neil deGrasse Tyson literally was hating that day, like marking his paper like, fuck Terrence Howard. You're right, because anytime the little stupid truth of what this could be is perfect. He, by the way, on the show, I don't know if this is wrong or not, he keeps saying that he gets watched by people and his phones are always getting weird.

And then Rogan's computer crashes. And then Jamie's computer wouldn't fucking come back on. He had no control over his computer. Yeah. That's pretty wacky. That's kinda wacky. We were in here yesterday, talking about some shit,

and then that banner fell. That was weird. Well, you know they can like fully see us. What? If you have WiFi in your house, they can see what you, they have the technology to see you in your house if you have WiFi.

I hope they didn't hear me talking to Voss today. I'm gonna get fired. Do you think they know I I stand off in the shower Okay Then I'm fine. They leave themselves out of it. But no, yeah, they can see like they've I saw a thing one time where they've figured out God, I'm gonna sound so dumb where they figured out you're in good company how to How the stuff from your Wi-Fi figures out what heat is in the room,

so it literally makes a shape of your body. Yeah, that was Batman, that was Batman 2. Yeah, they've been showing it to us slowly. Did you ever see one of my favorite videos you watched, compilations of people farting on heat vision? No, but that's really one of my worst nightmares, actually. That's a real thing. Oh, and it's women, it's even funnier.

Have you ever seen when the kids gave laxatives to the birds at Venice Beach? No. Did they just explode? One of my favorite pranks ever. It's like you could tell it's like early, late 90s. Everyone's on rollerblades and there's just like shit in your hair.

Oh yeah, I saw that. Shit on the baby. I saw that, that was great. Kristi, do we give you enough time to be vamped for long enough? I believe in everything, unfortunately. I believe in it too, except the VR thing. Is this...

Oh yes, so... Oh no! Oh wow! That's what you do in this room all the time, Bobby. Fights are like the sun. No way, is this this really is this real yeah 100% real are you sure they're not ghosts? Here goes a lady

Yeah, so funny just heat signature farts No that your farts, god damn it. Is it a dog? Is it a dog? No. I was gonna be a dog, that's really funny. That does look like what a dog fart would look like. Have you seen the guy that farts on people's dogs?

It's so funny. What a funny prank. Imagine someone coming up and farting on your dog. It's like not enough to fight them, but just enough to get pissed off. Wow, these are great. I wish we had one when Josh farted on Christine. I really, so.

Some of them actually go high. It's funny just farting and just living life. It's like when the. You gotta fart, dude. I know, but when the evidence is there like that, it's such, like this lady here, look. Like, that lady. And she's just texting you,

you would never know she was the farter. She's like, I'm gonna blame it on this dude. Yeah. That's what you gotta do. You gotta kind of waft it over to the ugliest person near you. Beauty of being a girl though, if there's a room. You can really give away a fart

if there's a uggo around you. Yeah, send it over. You just kind of blow it over. Yeah. Yeah. I farted on stage one night and the girl punched her boyfriend in the shoulder. No.

She thought it was him. I was like, oh yeah. I go, it was me. It's so risky to fart on stage. Oh, I love farting on stage. Really? Oh, I fart all the time on stage. Do you really?

I don't think I've ever had to fart on stage. No, I have the protein, just awful ones. You have the ones that sound like they're whispering to you? Yeah. I have demon farts. Yeah. Oh, here it is. That's the guy farting on a dog. Yeah

Sometimes they like that they do that's how they say hello That would piss me off. Oh, yeah, it was yeah, I wouldn't like that. I would laugh You would laugh the guy came up and just farted in my dog's face. I'm not talking about Ari Shafir I'm talking about just some dude in the park. I would get mad, but my immediate response is like, what the fuck were you doing, dude? Yeah, and then you'd get mad, then you'd be like, wait, he's disrespecting me. It is funny, but he's disrespecting me. Oh, that guy, at least the collar of his shirt would have been fucking stretched out by the time that interaction was over.

Oh, yeah. Really? Yes. Yeah, you can't fart on... I'm just gonna fart on my fucking dog? Why? And again, I'm excluding Ari Shafir, because Ari Shaffir farted on my daughter when she was younger but it's Ari being Ari and it's somebody I know I bet that pissed you off I didn't love it

Josh just farted on your girlfriend a week ago I made a thing about it it was bad I made an actual thing about that that night it was awkward for a second. Don't fart on Jay's things, dude. Stop farting on my stuff. My girlfriend, my daughter, my dog. My baby and my baby? Stop.

My dog's the only person I already, my husband farted on yet. I think farting on a baby would be bad. That would make me happy. Dude, I actually remember, I have a moment of my mom and her sister who had kids nine months apart having a weird thing where one of them farted on one of us and then they were like, it didn't end for a while.

It became like, I'm gonna fart on your kid next. And then, yeah, I swear to God. I swear to God. There's fart war. And I do remember my aunt just taking me and shoving my head near her ass and farting. And I remember feeling the vibration So you aren't one I think so on the war dude. They were always what vibration was it cadmium?

Because that's the vibration of the periodic table Terrence Howard vibration. Oh, yeah, so please let's without any further ado Throw a dart Christine. These are all bad shit when Bobby sent was perfect Rogan Rogan's...I've never seen Rogan not just speechless. Hey, what's up? I'm BK Burglar, Bob Kelly, aka The Rooster. I'm Big Jay Okerson. I only have one aka. I'm a cowboy. Look, if you love the bonfire, which we know you do, this is just half of the show. That's right, it's the podcast version, everybody.

So if you wanna hear the whole thing, go to SiriusXM.com slash bonfire to get the whole thing. Yeah, you get tons of other entertainment too. It's not just us, you got other shows that you can go to after you listen to our show. You can go to all kinds of other shows. And you know what, tell a friend. But most importantly, this show. Yeah, this show, just go to after you listen to our show you go to all kinds of other shows and you know what tell a friend but most importantly this show yeah this show just go to the show do something resembling anything this is his this is

his thing this is so good linchpin now here I've invented here I'm an Oscar nominated actor that is known all around the world, face recognition, vocal recognition all around the world. I've invented a new form of flight, tangential flight, the ability to fly around your own center of mass. Can I say something? Please. This is exactly what it feels like to be a woman dating a guy that's just gaslighting

you the whole time. You're like, am I hearing this correctly? Am I the idiot? that's just gaslighting you the whole time. You're like, am I hearing this correctly? Am I the idiot? Right, because his topics are so far out there that you can't challenge what he's saying but you know what he's saying is wrong and you're just caught in his flux.

Yes. Yeah, it's almost like. It's what he's describing. It's a surrounding thing that's keeping you floating in the air, his propulsion system. He's doing it emotionally. He's actually channeling it. When you listen to him describe it, that's what he floating in the air, his propulsion system. He's doing it emotionally. He's actually channeling it. When you listen to him describe it,

that's what he's describing as he's doing. Fuck, man, he is nuts. He's nuts. Is he? Yes, Bobby, he is. I don't know. Is he? I don't know.

He might have a new propulsion system. He's a lunatic. Or, listen, here we go, third theory, he might have part of it right, and then they've made him nuts, because they're like, everybody will catch on on but nobody will believe it if we just act They thought the guy who saw the UFO. What's his whatever his name was was a fucking lunatic He was trapped they they have the they have UFOs it

No, yeah, he wasn't a lunatic. He was right Where's the aliens? 51 I guess there's like they won't show that at all. No. Yeah, sure. Why are they gonna show it? So everyone will believe it. How are you gonna control people?

How are they gonna believe in religion? Because if they've made it here, we're an intergalactic war. But if they made it here, then all- Literally, it does ruin religion. It ruins all religion. And that's a huge part of controlling society. Yes, if they say, yes, there's aliens,

we're not the only ones, that means God doesn't exist. Wow, Bobby, you're not an idiot. Meanwhile, Bobby. Wait a minute, stop. I'm an idiot. Let me keep going. You're fucking carried away. Bobby, then why is it only.

I can fix things. Why is it only hillbillies and you have seen spaceships? It's not the fucking, that guy is a scientist. No, my mother saw one in Costa Rica. She did. Do you believe in aliens? Mick Jagger's daughter's teeth did. I mean what what type it sounds like you're talking about.

The saucer type. Like the Palladians and Archons. Not Mexicans. Not that kind but you know. Extra terrestrial life for sure. I like him. I like him a lot. Yeah dude, there's fuck, you don't believe there's aliens. I believe that there's, we have no contact in any way.

You're crazy. Why? Because how do we go from just people not having anything, riding horses, and in a hundred years, now we have, everybody has a phone that they have video, they had to, you can't. Because the Terrence Howers of the world dared to dream, that's how.

More importantly, if the aliens came down, and they looked like aliens, but they had pussies. You'd fuck them, yeah. Would you? Yes. You'd fuck one? I wouldn't fuck, I'd take a couple swipes. Ew.

You'd eat the pussy? They have a pussy, right? Yeah. Yeah, I'd fuck one? I wouldn't fuck, I'd take a couple swipes. Ew. You'd eat the pussy? You'd eat it? They have a pussy, right? Yeah. Yeah, but it's attached to the alien body, so you have to. You'd taste the pussy before you fucked it? I've always liked the green girl in Star Trek. Oh my god.

I'm not talking about the green girl. We're talking about little gray people with big eyes, but a wonderfully tight pussy. Well, pussies all look gray when you get them. I mean, they all... What pussies are you fucking? A gray one? All pimp pussies look gray and weird when you look at them.

Oh, you said gray. I thought you said great. What is this here? So I thought that he had a degree in chemical engineering from South Carolina because he said that, but... No, he got from an online university. Yeah, they're like, no, he never attended. He has an honorary degree.

Oh, so he's fine then. He has a doctorate. I remember when Dr. William Cosby told me to put this in any girl's drink and it will make her want to have sex with you. And it worked. And worked, doctor was correct again. Proper diagnosis, all these girls needed was this little drink.

We go back to that thing again. I want to read what it says. Correct again, proper diagnosis. All these girls needed was this little drink. We go back to that thing again. I wonder what he says, he just didn't, because he keeps saying, yeah, he's got degrees in chemical engineering. He has an honorary chemical engineering degree. He's like, he brought in the volcano. Guys, when I pour the vinegar in, whoa, hello.

As you see here, I've made my own solar oven. Whereas of which I cooked chicken. Elon Musk and Steve Jobs, both didn't go to college. The smartest guys in the world didn't really go to college. Right, did they lie and say they did though and have a degree? No, but they have, they have their brains, they're so smart that they get people around them

who can build the shit that they see and then they make it happen. I mean, Elon Musk made PayPal. He was just a nerd, a balding nerd that invented an app and now he has rockets. He has the number one electric car. The reason why everybody has electric cars now, he solved solar, the sun.

He's got so much shit that he did. This is a nerd that didn't graduate. And Terrence Howard made that cool little spinny thing. That's actually propulsion. Jacob, by the way. Elon Musk went to Stanford. Huh? Elon Musk went to Stanford.

Did he graduate? No, he did not. That's 100% true, he did not graduate. 100%, look it up. Okay, but he went to Stanford. Yeah, but he went and he quit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying, Terrence Howard did not get this degree

at all. He just got an honorary degree. Jay, he's an actor. Right. Okay, he has an Oscar. He's acting so good, he's having you believe that he might remember and have to transport back to his mother's womb to let you know

that one times one equals two. By the way, he's hypnotic. The one times one equals two was like starting to get me for a second. And then I'm like, it's one of those, like listen to the old George Carlin comedy. Wait, is he saying that one times one literally equals two? Yeah, he's like there's no way you can multiply something by something and not have it be more than the original thing. But it's, it's. I mean, Kim. I mean, okay. I mean, listen, we do math wrong.

Oh, by the way, he's so into it, this doesn't make him any crazier. He's kind of right. He's wearing the merch of it, by the way. Square root of two, it's, enjoy. Okay, one. Multiply it by one as just many Yeah, yeah, that is we saying the problem

I don't know promise promise you're doing a physical representation of it's not what it is It's saying if you have one one time How many is it? This is the problem? This is the actual problem. Is that Terrence Howard? Is the way they worded it has been confusing. It sounds like one multiplied by one of the same thing. You never thought about it before? It wasn't confusing before Terrence Howard fucking threw his earworm.

It probably was, because I had to take college algebra three times. I had to literally cry and beg to my school to pass me. And they were like, if you can get a D, you'll be fine. It was like an issue. I was like, I have a little math learning. And finally Terrence Howard's made it all come. Maybe it's the wording.

One? Listen, I'm telling you, last night. And you multiply it by also one? Last time is? Isn't that two things? Two things. I'm in. Am I crazy for believing Terrence Howard, one?

Multiply it by one is... How many things are here, Jay? Two things there. Two things. I can't argue that she is in fact holding two things. And that's three. And she's saying one twice and holding up two things. Yeah. And then she's saying the times and putting them together.

So and then it'd be one multiplied by none. It wouldn't be zero, it'd be one multiplied by none. It wouldn't be zero, it'd be one. He's right, dude. Terrence Howard is a genius. I believe him. I believe all of it. Can you explain that to me though, actually? Because I know I'm joking kind of,

but I really don't understand how one multiplied by zero isn't one now. I'm confused. Where are we at? If you have one multiplied by zero isn't one now. I'm confused. Where are we at? If you have one. Yeah, we have one. And you multiply it by nothing. Right.

Wouldn't it be the same thing? Because you didn't do anything to it. It's one. It's zero. Zero. The answer is zero. It's zero. The parents, Howard's School of Books.

I believe Kim. Says one. Jay, you guys are laughing at me. anybody else can get anyone else chime in with an answer Charles now have this Kim have I'll do you one better. Please get to the one where he talks about This one times one theory, please. You know calm Charles. Do you not call him a lot of things? Just don't ever call him late for supper You call him the for supper. Little Uncle Huber. You call him the best one so far? Yeah.

Yeah, he's got bachelor's degrees. He went to Stanford, but he dropped out after two days. Because he knew it all. He was like, this is boring shit. But he did go to the University of Pennsylvania, which is Ivy League also, and got a degree. Did you bring it up? Let's find out which one he is. and got a degree. Did you bring it up? Let's find out which one he is.

The one times one. I'm feeling a little crazy about the multiplication problem. I need anybody in this room to stop slightly smiling and explain it. You can't explain that? Does it not kind of make sense? It did make sense when you did it. Well, I've never thought about it before until now,

and now I'm losing my mind, I think. There it is, right there. Yeah, here we go. The Jerogan experience. Everything, all motion is expressed in waves. All waves are expressed in curves. This is a guy explaining why he cheated on you. Always.

So he cut it. Okay, okay, hold up. Everything moves in curves. Now what happens as the earth spins, I had not actually fucked her because it was yesterday in Australia. Eddie Murphy's bit. If you could forgive me now,

it wouldn't have happened by tomorrow. Yeah, and it's just like, it never happened. I like to think of it as a guy explaining his way out of cheating. Let's go, let's hear it. Because of the concept of gravity, because of the concept of this event. I love Rogan, but he's so out of his element right now.

Oh yeah, he's like this guy's testing me, I gotta start saying words I know. He's just squinting his eyes going, what the fuck is happening right now? Cosmos. Point that light can't even escape, that this exists because of their gravity. And their math. Remember, they have a thing called zero. They go from one to zero to a negative one. There is no zero to even think

zero. So do you think that zero is a concept that came along with trying to? He's right, dude. I kind of understand what he's saying. Why would zero be a place maker when it's nothing? Nothing is nothing. Nothing is nothing. It should be one, negative one. He's right.

Nothing from nothing means nothing. And then negative one. Zero is already nothing. You gotta have something if you wanna be with me. You gotta have something or it can't be nothing. It's gotta be negative one. If you wanna be with me. You gotta be something or it can't be nothing, it's gotta be negative one. If you wanna be with me. You gotta be negative one.

Something from nothing is something. You gotta have something. Or else you'll have nothing. If you wanna be, Rogan is so fucking confused right now. He's like, wait a second. Wait a second. You on Empire?

You on Hustle and Flow? You were on Hustle and Flow, right? He's like, with the pimp, the pimp thing, right? Okay, all right. Go ahead, your propulsion system again. It'd be attached to currency in that regard because in physics, there is, it's either nothing remains still, there's nothing still

in the universe, there's nothing that doesn't have motion because everything is connected So if one thing is still everything that's connected to it has to be still But you know what I think about the zero thing you can have zero dollars and not have negative dollars I remember where zero has a place. I remember the zero does have a place and it's right when you go back, I remember where zero has a place. I remember that zero does have a place and it's right when you have zero dollars. I've been there.

That's why your boyfriend's nodding his head right now. He has zero a lot when we're out at dinner. We can be at zero and not negative. I lived there for a long time. This will, I think he's gonna get you back with the one times one though. Okay, hit me, cause I'm already on it. Electricity tries to get to its balanced state.

Right when it gets there, magnetism takes over and it pushes over, so there's this pendulum. And as soon as it gets to this state, it bounces off that other notebook ass. You would follow this guy to hell. I know what he meant, pendulum. He said pendulum, I know what he meant. He says a lot of things wrong.

I get ebonics. I like when he stops to think about the word as my favorite. Are you gonna steal that boy from Big Mama's house again? Because that was really scary for me as a kid. Oh yeah, also he's got, they've had all kinds of allegations against him also, which I wasn't aware of. Yeah, they've got allegations against all of us. Oh no, not all of us.

I don't have any allegations. Me neither. You have allegations? No. I have no allegations. Talk to Jacob. I have. Jacob, have you filed officially? It's his way all the way back over here

and it's about to have equanimity and then it gets pulled back into the end. I don't know, can you stop for a second? Can we check if that's a real word? Yeah, check equanimity. I think it's not equanimity. If that's a word. It might be. It might be. Equanimity? I have a feeling it might be. Is it a word? He reads a lot. Is he smart? Yeah, he's really smart. So he's smart and he's good looking and he looks like

a Navy SEAL. Mental calmness. And he's got a big dick. Mental calmness, composure and evenness. Okay. I'm in. He used it right too. Yeah. Can you play it though? Can you play the sound so we can hear if he said it right? Equanimity. He did. He nailed it. See, and we all were like, he doesn't know.

I made the patent on that word. We're so stupid we thought a real word was a wrong word. I thought it was his middle name. Equanimity? Taren's equanimity? Howard. Taren's equanimity Howard. That's his mama's last name.

Breathing in and breathing out in a pendulum effect that we've all observed in natural phenomena in the universe. And that's a part of everything. Everything plays that way, every one of ourselves. And so infinite, just to say, that's what I would just do. I'd yell words back like that. Joe's face is exactly the face I make

when someone's telling me a ghost story, and I know it's not real But I'm choosing to believe it in the moment. Yeah For the fun spooks. Okay. Well men that's not explainable, huh? Wow, that's a yes. I that's tell me I couldn't be anything else other than I did have a weird dream when my grandmother passed away as well He goes yes sometimes like I feel like I feel like she's around me. I've seen a pendulum, too. I know pendulum.

Pendulum, yeah, back and forth. Yeah, keep going, Terrence. It's pendulum. Pendulum. Pendulum. I actually believe it's pendulum, too. Can we check on pendulum? I think we're wrong.

If it's not pendulum, we're all going to feel like assholes. If it's not pendulum, I believe there's no zero. I'm going're wrong. If it's not Pendulum, we're all gonna feel like assholes. If it's not Pendulum, I believe there's no zero. Holy, I'm going with him. You always have negative money when you have zero. You kinda do, you can't pay for anything. And you're behind on bills. You're in debt of some sort. You're in debt.

Pendulum, we're wrong. No, wait, he's wrong. Pendulum. Pendulum, he's wrong. Thank Christ Thank you It's like harassment, it's like harassment harassment Skip ahead a little bit and see if we get to the numbers things where he starts really I See those look like hands doing math.

That's when those waves start coming back, but they get hit, and they hit at 120 degrees, because that's how the universe is arranged. Now, these things become electric, so instead of coming from the planar side and expanding out at the equator, they now come back up from the northern and southern parts.

So does this account for stellar nurseries? Yes. What? All of these things are just pressure conditions. Hold on, am I an idiot? Are there daycares in outer space? Stellar nurseries, what? Is that a really good nursery?

So does this make for stellar nurseries? That's what white people daycare. Is that what it's saying? It's saying because these scientists have to figure this kind of crazy shit out, so we need for stellar nurseries. That's what white people take here. Is that what it's saying? It's saying because these scientists have to figure this kind of crazy shit out, so we need like good nurseries for their children. Yeah, that's nurseries in Westchester? Wait, what is a stellar nursery?

We're about to find out, I think. Can you look up stellar nurseries? Please. And double check on that pendulum thing. While you're at it, swing back around on pendulum. Type in pendulum. Circle back on pendulum at it, swing back around on pendulum. Type in pendulum. Circle back on pendulum, and let's see what that says.

Cellar nursery, meaning an area of outer space with a dense nebula in which gas and dust are contracting, resulting in the formation of new stars. So that's like a new galaxy. It's like a fucking birthing of stars. It's a new galaxy. It's literally a nursery. I'll accept that. You will accept that? It's baby stars. I'm going stars. It's a new galaxy. It's literally a nursery. Oh, accept that.

Do we accept that? It's baby stars. I'm gonna go with just you, Bobby. Wait, guys. I'm going with Bobby's theory on that. It's baby stars. It's a new star system. Yeah, and then they come out with the baby stars, you see.

The baby galaxy. And the nebula with the dust contracts, and it's cylindrical. Put your hoodie up. But they thought it was straight. And that's why I had the fucker, baby. I had the fucker, baby. I don't listen to you unless you put your hoodie on. Now what comes to happen is,

why come if the black hole is in the thing and I am be out here, what's it meant to be then? Because the asteroid fields is getting electricity here and here because she was a filthy lady of the evening honey now please let me finish when Earth's atmosphere is controlled by the magnetic field y'all I said you fucked one bitch and you multiplied that by two and you said that was zero bitches.

So I'm trying to do the math on how many bitches you fucked because I can't get a straight answer from you, Terrence, Nebula Howard. What's my dick smell like? Negative one pussies. Anyways, back to serious science. They're causing it. That's where the Birkeland currents are running through.

Look up to us, Birkeland. Kristi, what are the Birkeland currents? I'm fact checking every fucking word this asshole says. This guy seems like he knows what he's talking about. I know nothing. Kristi's going to be wearing a robe in two weeks. I just mean like he knows words. I don't know these fucking words.

So I'm like, I have no idea what he's saying. Yeah, me neither. This seems like not in prison prison knowledge. You know what I mean? He just has crazy prison knowledge about one thing. What's a Birken? I thought these were law books, but they were space books. Now let me show you how to make a pussy out of a sponge.

What's a Birken? What did he just say? I don't even know what he just said. What is it, Bobby? A Birken. A Birken. You read it. You read it. What is it, Bobby? You're doing the wrong job. A Birken, a Birken. You read it. You read it. You read it.

It's too small for me. A Birken current is a set of electrical currents that flow along geomagnetic field lines. It is? What he's talking about? Connecting the Earth's magnet, magnet, magnet. Is that why you wanted to read it, you piece of shit? You set me up, you piece of shit.

The magnetosphere? I mean, is it that difficult? Magnetosphere to the Earth's latitude ionosphere. The ionosphere. Here's a shit you set me up you piece of shit the magnetosphere To the earth's latitude ionosphere the ionosphere Okay, I think you said it you said it weird first But it does tell me this tells me by the way Those currents are what he's talking about going around the Earth and when they hit 120 degrees I'm following along Christine stick with essential oils one point 21 gigawatts when he hits 88 miles per hour This son of a bitch should go back to the future every word. He said has been correct so far. Yes

Absolutely, you've got a flux capacitor flux in Let's hear it But everything in the universe is just electricity. And we call it magnetism when it's devitalized, but it's still electricity. Uh-oh, pause. What does devitalized mean? Christine, please?

Devitalized. Devitalized divided cannot be devitalized. I think I was going to say like, kill it. It is! It is! Past particle, past, yeah, it's not Deprive of strength Technological progress has given a number of enormous power to humanity about the end the cost of D. I don't even remember how to say divide

devitalizing It's past tense of the devital. Strength, past, deprived of strength. When you take the idolize, when you take the idolize out of something, you de-idolize it. It happens to your penis after you come, gentlemen. Yeah, that's right.

It's gonna devitalize. Devitalize. Vital. Yeah, it's strong, it's like strong, right? It's to give strength, the other one's taking strength away. I get it now. Wow. Just never heard it before.

I'll use it now. And I'll, and the person who doesn't know what the word means, I'm gonna treat like an asshole. Me too. That is how I live my life. I learn a new word and then I wait for someone else to fuck it up and then I go, wow, where's jerk off from? I've done that with all intents and purposes.

You've done that here. Yeah. It is my thing. There's nothing better when you see me read an ad with a big word in it. I hate reading out loud. I know what the words mean, but I sometimes have just never said it out loud. Imagine Big Jay with his eyebrows staring at you the whole time.

What was the one that got me? I lived with it for a week. I was so bummed out I read it wrong. Ari. Ari. I said Ari. I saw it, week. I was so bummed out. I read it wrong. Ari All right, I said I said Ari. I saw it. Yeah, it was aura eight. No, it's AW. R. Y I was fun. Is it right? I was I was saying Ari I was I said oh I go and it's gone now. Here's what sucks about that I've read that word and I know the context of the word I know what a rye means, but I've never spelled a rye and definitely in life

Someone hasn't said something when I've gone and then things went a little awry back at the south So I just they just let me live in that I go I guess already because sounds like it could be a word and things got a little awry in there It's actually a frame a picture frame. Did you put a frame that sponsors the show all right? Mr.. Professor Howard? We call the radiative side, it's the feminine side. And the contractive side is the positive, masculine side. There, it's a balance.

That's true. It's never been anything but that balance, and we've complicated it, with a lie. If you're right, so many people are wrong. Joe says shit in a smart way, but it's the dumbest thing ever. If you're right, other people are wrong. Well, he's so good at being deep.

Yeah. He's so deep. But this guy's great, Terrence Howard, I know this part, he goes, everybody wrong. I've been saying that for about four, five, seven years. Yeah, but if you're right, that means everybody else is wrong. Absolutely correct.

Everyone's wrong. The universe backs me up. And I have the proof of it. You have all these physicists that's saying something different, but none of them have nine scholars 97 by the way, none of them 97 pen is like on what though? He's like a new way a wacky wall walker that doesn't pick up dust. He invented the can opener None of them have introduced a new form of flight With unlimited midair bonding none of them have discovered. Can flight with unlimited midair bonding. None of them have discovered four supers...

Can you Google unlimited midair bonding? Oh, he shows a video of it in his propulsion system video. Oh, he does? Yeah, we'll go back to that. So it's a real thing. These things are real that he's saying. No, no, it's not real. It's a computer...

Four dimensional drones, basically. They're drones that stick together and can go omnidirectional. It's a child's toy. It's a child's toy. But have you seen drone fireworks? Yeah. It's fucking ridiculous, the fact that in the last, what, 20 years,

they can do a whole thing of drones that can make art in the air. That is less, that is. Yeah, but they say drone technology's been around for a lot longer than that. But now, but the average asshole can have a drone, which means what do they have? Real nice.

Yeah, but you know what? Christine. I was actually scared, I was like, the aliens. That's actually less impressive to me than the actual fireworks that used to make pictures. Look at this. Is this the Grateful Dead one? Yeah. This is one of the craziest things I've ever seen.

I mean, this is crazy. This would be a fun way to break up with someone. It's not working. What does that say? It costs $30,000 to break up with them. Yeah, but this is still less impressive to me than the actual old school fireworks that do pictures. Have you seen those?

No. The fireworks that you blow. Have you seen those? No. The fireworks that you blow them in. But like the, it makes like an arrow, even like an arrow and a heart thing. Like the stuff that's so, yeah, it's crazy. Even that. How did they put the powder in the, the firework? To make it make that design. To make it blow up into a perfect arrow and heart.

That is weirdly more impressive. It's just math. It's just math. Is it, Bobby? All you do is, all it is is math. One times one equals two. Yeah, that's all it is. It's math. If you get, if you can conceptualize the inner workings of the wick.

Here's, here, I'll get you started. You couldn't even go further than that, I was waiting for the explanation. Okay, I'll get you started. Wick was a hard word. Okay, I'll get you started. Here's some dynamite, here's some glitter, there is no zero.

Start at your starting point. Let me see the fireworks that make shit. I've never seen fireworks that., you have I swear to God They do or they do the thing where it's like it's a smiley face or it's like the smiley face or this or the center Is like a ring and then like it shoots out like that, but it's never is it's not perfect No, but it is very clearly a pretty smiley face like it. Yeah, they do they just dis dis disperse pretty quick But like crazy cuz it's like these are fine because I put into a computer But this is like how do they do that it just it just spins

No, this is real Probably oh that one went into the other ones. No, that's was one of the most That's insane. This is Looking at fireworks that look they're blowing up like a vortex dude. That is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen How do they do that? That's more impressive than the drones to me? Well, what do you mean how that's just a lot of work and drones were computers That's just a thing that they put in that blows up at a time It's a wick connected to a fucking stick and it makes that happen. That's not

That's fucking not no That's genius because there's like there's a computer programmer has to figure out how to make that Those are flying little yeah Devices that are flying in the air over people But they're on a program someone can tangibly make a program that make these things. It's which is What's crazy is some weirdo is packing stuff into a dynamite stick It's you know, it goes it's gonna do this wacky shit. It's pretty wild. It is more impressive most basic level a 13 year old Asian boy is Making a firework that makes a spinny thing if you were on a desert island Bobby

Yes, would you rather have the guy that makes those fireworks or a guy who can program drone shows? Well because genuinely I would I would rather have the guy that does the drone shit What no no no Kim, please? Bobby just answered that and just took the devil's advocate answer And he's waiting for me to do this right now so he can think of rationale behind what he said. Yep. Damn. One thing about good old Bob, I'm honest.

Kim, I'm sorry I didn't mean to stop you there, but I had to call it what Bobby was doing and it was bullshit. I was shocked at the answer. Bobby, if you had to bring three things to Epstein's Island. Condoms, Zemas. And a fake ID. that shit is impressive like it's just a heart that was not made it break it's in a stick it's a tube it's in a

fucking thing that blows up at a certain time that's not that impressive it made an atom did you see the atom made an atom dude it made an atom. Did you see the atom? It made an atom, dude. It made an atom. That other thing made a fucking skull. This is way cooler than the drone thing, I'm sorry. You gotta show Bobby the... Do you have the part with the skeleton? The skeleton taking off the hat is one of the craziest things. Wow. Wow.

This is blowing my fucking mind. Wow. I love fireworks. I cry at fireworks. Now you don't. I do. Why? Because at fireworks. Now you don't. I do. Why? Because at the end, I get very patriotic. Oh, you like Fourth of July.

I love Fourth of July. Look at your boyfriend nodding his head too. Oh, yes. That's right. That's what men do. We like Fourth of July. You love America. Yeah, god damn right we love America.

Thank God for America. I do love America. Yeah, say it. I love America. I just said it. Wait, Christine, stop. You're playing the Sixers Sickos. Don't say it like a woke girl. That's okay. I love America. Shout out, run it back, say it. I love America. I just said it Christine stop you're playing the six or say like a woke girl. That's a lot of America. I'm running back Philly I like the fact that I could say it with an attitude

That's one of my favorite parts about being in America. You can say it like you don't like it Yeah, I could say fuck it dude, and it still lets me in Give us a little more Terrence Howard Metrical Systems. The what? This is what we've done. This is what the collective is able to do. Oh wait, when we come back, we should, we gotta take a break. We should come back and we'll find the part where he talks about the numbers.

Because I'm telling you, this is where I started the buy-in. Um, it's pretty great. And we'll also find the... There it is, look at this. Look at this, Bobby. That's crazy. Wow. That is pretty nuts. That's drones. Look at this, Bobby. That's crazy. Wow. That is pretty nuts. That's drones.

That's drones, yeah. That's crazy. That's nuts. It takes its hat off. That's nuts. It's you, Bobby. Ha ha ha. Sup, dude. But just seeing that, like, over top of you at a concert

must be unreal. It's fucking crazy that those are little flying devices. But still, on Epstein Island, I'd rather have the fireworks guy than the drone dude I would oh, I don't have any attention drawn to the No fireworks here on the fire. Drone. Drone. Dude's never been around chicks before he's weird. He's gonna make him uncomfortable Just want candles at that island Yeah, he's gonna make these little girls uncomfortable. I feel like he doesn't know how to be cool. He doesn't know any cool references We're hanging out with Kimmy Cong and everybody. Childless Milf available right now on YouTube.

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Rich boss he used to open for me now. He does nothing for me Where they pay up forward I should also say to I'm doing the Borgata pretty soon I want people to come out of that. Yeah, I should probably promote that show by yourself. Yeah, and then um Go to skanks everybody get tickets for skanks One day pass is available at the stand when they pass available for skank fest But I'm saying skanks every Monday we've record at the stand so get tickets for that everybody Be there be part of the chaos you should get Terrence Howard to come. Okay. I know right a lecture a dissertation Doggie, I actually kind of think I get what you're saying

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