The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Pearl Jam vs. Everybody (feat. Sam Morril)
Episode Date: October 14, 2021Sam Morril joins the Bonfire and tells us about his new documentary "Full Capacity" about New York Comedy coming back after the pandemic. The boys talk NBA and go over some horrible mobster movies.Str...eam "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXMÂ @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com@SamMorril www.SamMorril.com
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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast.
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And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder.
And Christine talks along the phone while she's not wearing a shirt.
I'm a dancer.
I'm a dancer. But that a dancer. I'm a dancer.
But that was when she reeled away.
You know, my sinuses are hurting.
Is that a problem?
I haven't pain right here.
Could be a sinus infection.
Which sucks.
Just hurts.
Science infection blows.
Could it be allergies?
I gotta do my spray.
Stop doing my spray.
Do you think that's what it is?
I haven't done my spray like three days. Maybe I don't know., I stopped doing my spray, do you think that's what it is? I've done my spray like three days.
Maybe I don't know.
Am I diving?
No.
I'd be ever worried about it as a science infection.
It's not, again, it's not the end of the world.
But it is when you ruled the world.
Damn!
Why did I give up the cello?
You were nailed. HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM HUM H um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um equipment you fucking tub I'm okay, I'm gonna get that kid up I saw what these things were gonna be, no way
He's out of your touch to the tuba, you're all mine
Oh my god
I'm just showing you
Oh god
All the one piece bathing suit jokes I would've got if I put on a wrestling singlet
Fuck you coaches, suck my dick
Good to dominate though, also good to got a full ride, depends state
Nah, fuck them, fuck those social studies teachers coaches. I don't want to learn about history
and have you yell at me. You fucking asshole. I can't take you seriously as a coach when
you've called me a faggot. You grabbed my helmet and called me a faggot. Anyway, now the
War of 1812. Pretty crazy stuff. Follow me through it. French and Indian war. It's not exactly what you think it is. Oh you stew
You hate cold play little you're cold damn dude cold is ice
Take my leave them damn
Why?
So just like a slightly more talented Pearl Jam. Do you think Chris?
Except they don't make you except they don't make you deal with it lately just the occasional timpani
Do you think Chris Martin was ever like I survived pit doesn't cold you anything does he?
He lost your number rise. He give you rings does he ring you on the telly?
They consciously uncoupled years ago. He doesn't care if Brad pits hitting that again
No, he didn't give a look duties out there
With some bed some bed he picked up. They just did it was was it two weeks ago?
Was it this weekend the cold play show? It was like two weeks ago, right?
Oh, where it's a poly yeah
Cares damn damn why are you so cold towards cold? I wasn't but now Jays term me out against them
Wow see what happened you you filled them up with beer and then you spun them Yeah, why are you so cold towards cold? I wasn't, but now Jay's turning out against them now. Wow.
Wow, see what happened?
You filled them up with beer and then you spun them.
Oh, that's what it was.
You crossed the Pearl Jam line.
Yeah, it is.
That's a project.
You have to compare them, like there's some kind of
full-time.
Which is crazy.
Well, listen, the project has had a longer career.
Cold place is better.
If you like the same song over and over,
what you do, because you like the same song over and over Which you do because you like the same format corn
You guys are the only ones. I'm the only one in studio. I know playing corn. I'm feeling I'm watching you get salty towards
They keep turning out the same song like the same song. It all sounds the same
Cop like corn's very similar to that
You know what we do we're different, know. We the band do that's crazy.
My guys. You're the PJ Army. I'm a general in the PJ. I'm a foot soldier. Foot soldier.
And I'll take you out, bro. I'm a grunt. I work in the mess almost. Mostly. And when
Carnot Vetter comes through. Yeah. Oh man. You just, well yeah, it's your opinion.
Is that no one's going to be better? So I get it. Is there any ban you think is a close second or you just like they figured out
something that nobody else could have done. I know they just hit you particularly
and there are a lot of people's favorite ban but I mean like I used to think Dave
Matthews was close second but I know I know he's not. Oh my lord. Wow. I'm gonna go
see him in M.S.G. God damn it. Super, super, super, damn it.
Coming in the studio.
Well, your music takes you to have a fucking ankle bracelet
made of him.
Yeah, dude, I'm, yeah.
I'm supposed to not much better at hacky sacking than you are.
You did hacky sacking, dude.
If you had hair, would it be dreads?
We might have to have him in, but welcome back.
I should say you're up with my sister when she was 15.
Yeah.
She loved Dave Matthews and...
Time machine, dude. You got him back, and... Time machine dude, something back dude.
That voice you could crash into her.
Yeah, that voice you're hearing,
a friend of the show, welcome back, Sam Morrill.
Thank you, thank you.
And a bar's dream, it's a piano cover.
This is nice man.
I miss you guys.
I miss you guys forever.
Sam Morrill's new documentary full capacity
out now available on YouTube.
Go check it out.
Yeah, man.
Watch the documentary of comedy coming back to New York City and drunk.
Hecklers returning.
How fast did that come back?
Oh my God.
People don't know how to handle their shit.
Yeah, I mean, I was, I think God is in a club again.
I mean, we were doing it in parks and shit.
So thank God it was just, you know, in a club again. I mean, we're doing it in parks and shit. So thank God it was just, uh, you know, in a couple, although you know how it goes when the seller was at 30% capacity,
people were looking around like, hey, this is, you know, it's a sellout, but they don't,
it doesn't look like a sellout. So they're just like, we can misbehave. Fuck the show.
Yeah, I noticed that the loser crowds were easier to be like, fuck you! Yeah. This is our private show.
What? What? Me and my 30 friends I mean my 30 friends when I did helium
Philly when it was still at COVID capacity there was a table in the middle that just talked like it was dinner
Yeah, and you're like what you guys doing and like what?
I don't know
We're having a conversation right after that that cholo dude got famous for skating around with ocean spray Yeah, and it looked like that guy. I was like that be great if it wasn't
Should the fuck up shut up is it I'm sending a picture three picture deal right now. Sorry. They're gonna do my they're gonna do my longboard story
To flee. I'm not even to take an attempt at the Latin American voice because it's gonna sound
I'm gonna sound mentally ill. I'm not gonna sound you guys actually can pull it off
Well, what we've been watching before you came in is Jay found out that there's
reaction videos to our standup
So we've been watching people react to our standup we watch one a piece
I'm trying to find ones that are gonna be bad one was a it was a black couple
I guess watching me on bad boys of comedy. Oh wow. I remember that said.
Well, man, did the joke about you did the joke about how your friend wasn't scared of guns,
but he was scared of squirrels. Yeah, that's the joke of a joke. That's a fucking great joke.
And you did the I remember I remember watching that set. You did the the west side story. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll fucking fight you that joke. Yeah. Yeah. It's classic. That's uh,
it's that said, but it's just a minute and 22 seconds of that first joke you
mentioned.
And they didn't really give it too much shit other than they would say it seemed like
it was unfinished because it was like only part of the joke, but they chuckled a little
bit, but the very beginning, the girl was very dismissive and angry.
By the way, this is why I went by just big J in the black circuit because it was almost
like their react, yeah, it goes big J a J oak. I don't
I don't know, but whatever who gives a shit like she's like so angry. I like I didn't come
in saying you should watch this myself. Like I like to call them big J. What do you say his
name is again? The guy's like, okay, so he goes, okay, whatever, he gives a fuck, but he
got him both. He got him both the laugh. That's a more valuable laugh. Yeah. Yeah. When it starts over here and you, yeah, man, yeah, you bring them, you bring them to you. Yeah, Dan, I saw a headline from one that says Ukrainian. Yeah, Ukrainian watch my Russian Russian.
That's a classic. Russian people are scary joke. And then he and his reaction, but he was all positivity. It's a pro. It's pro Russian. So anybody that sounds like that is like well But you've gotten a severe reaction the other way from that same joke. Oh, yeah, we are not scary. Oh, yeah
My son is not scary. He's not scary. I had a lady right?
That's a positive stereotype. He's lady wrote though like I tell my son. He is scary
She like me on my website. It was fucking wild. She's like, What do you tell him? He is not scaredy, Ration.
He is a baby.
He is not scaredy.
Yeah, have you watched any reaction videos
to people watching your shit?
I have him, but I'll get responses.
Like I'll look at the,
if I do on Instagram, I'll look at the comments.
Or like, if it's a black person call me corny,
that one hurts your soul.
That's right to the, yeah.
I'm waiting for.
Yeah, because I'm like, fuck, I, you know.
It hurts.
Because when they say there's immediately a part of you
that's like, you're not wrong.
Yeah, well Hackey is like, that's our word,
but that's like their way of like,
it's like they found a way around the N word for us.
So there's, for Jay, we thought it was gonna go bad
because originally, like, he was like my friend Karim,
who is black, and she's like duh
It was like that kind of thing. That's the joke. I go I go he's black and then she goes obviously
So we thought I was gonna go that but then it turned around when he got to the joke
But yeah, I mean I hate people that watch comedy like that. That's like to be angry
Well you coming on with your arms crossed and it's like I, I have to win you over. This should's free.
It happens nightly.
No, it happens nightly. I always find that there's always one person.
If you look around, there's one person who's like arms, uh, no, I'm talking about.
And oh, real life.
Yeah. Someone who comes to watch comedy every night.
Someone comes in like, let's go. Yeah.
Let's go. Come. He's not my thing. So I guess we'll see.
I told you about evil Steve Young sacrament of punchline.
But there's also not, let's just finish the sentence.
So it's not there.
When somebody comes in and it's like you're not there thing
but they have an open mind and they go,
oh my god, I've never, like I'm usually a fan of these people
and that was fucking great.
Like that feels nice.
When someone's in me, they go,
yeah, like the vibe of that goes,
yeah, you were good, dude.
You were good.
You're like fuck, I really like fuck you.
I wish you would've hated and walked out.
Cause your personality is like,
I'll allow it.
Okay, and I don't know that that's,
that's my zero to 60, things like that.
Someone's like,
hey man, I'm okay with you.
Yeah, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Like it's like, we the's like, uh, Hey, man, I'm okay with you. Yeah. Don't don't worry about it. Uh, thing like it's like, we the only people people
do, like, do you think anyone goes to the ballet and they're like, dazzle me?
Yeah. You don't go. Like, it's kind of something because everyone thinks they're funny.
So no one, they, I don't get how people roll in with that attitude. I mean, I, I would
never, if I go to something that's not my thing, I'm like, Oh, let's see with it. I try
to have an open mind. Isn't that the point? the point Yes, you know me girls have dragged me to like plays that their friends are in that I'd be like I'll watch this
Watch it. All right, and sometimes you see someone in the one of those I guess I'll give Hamilton a shot
I'm not a history guy
But that's what blows my mind more than comedy people are people when they do that watching sports with what's he doing?
You're like the thing that you can't do. Yeah, there's no way you could make a catch with two feet in bounds
You couldn't no matter how many chances they gave it. It's a great way to identify an idiot
I knew it couldn't call just got a couple beers or things you can do it
It's got a couple beers in them. Oh, I fucking pull my next sleeping. I'm not gonna say shit to paid manning
Yeah, I mean like I'm always watching a game and it was a it was a super bowl paid manning versus the bears
Yeah, yeah, and I I lived with a kid in college. He fucking sucked
He just sucked in and he I remember him being like paid manning fucking socks, and I was like
You say he saw I mean you don't like him. What but no, he's like I'm like and he's like no
He's fucking bad at football like that was his whole thing. I was like he's in the Super Bowl
Yeah, and then he was like well, you know like if was his whole thing. I was like, he's in the Super Bowl.
And then he was like, well, you know, like,
if I trained every day and I'm like, well, you didn't.
Yeah, you didn't, you're fucking fat and you're 19.
You don't even have like a good excuse.
Yeah, he's also been, he's like a legacy quarterback.
Like from the time he was nine years old,
they're like, Peyton's got a little son.
And you guys are right, you're all right,
but I could dab them two feet in bed.
No, he's not.
No, he's not.
Absolutely, I cannot.
Okay.
It's just funny when it's someone who's objectively,
like there's nothing, you can't say he's bad.
Yeah, well, it's always funny.
He actually sucks at the game.
We're like, now that's not, that's too like,
when someone goes too far, when they're trying to be real,
because he fuck, he's, no, no, I'm being serious.
He's bad at football, he goes, he's not. He's in the NFL. He's great. He's in the NFL
You could even say a guy that might be bad at free throws though. Yeah under any circumstance
Although you see it's weird. It's weird when you see a guy and you're like his form looks right kind of but it just doesn't
It's like Deandre Jordan his form kind of looked right. It just didn't go in. Would you take Simmons on the mix?
I Let's take Deandre Jordan, his form kinda looked right. It just didn't go in. Would you take Simmons on the mix?
I mean, what's the price?
For free, of course.
No, not for free.
You gotta get rid of some expiring contracts in a draft pick.
No.
High draft pick.
He's a great player.
I mean, yeah, maybe.
I mean, he's a great, great player.
I mean, he's either.
He just can't shoot, but I mean, dude,
if he was used like Drainmon Green or like Ray John Rondo,
it's just that he came in and LeBron's like,
this guy could be better than me.
And I'm like, well, that's the kiss of death right there.
Yeah.
Oh man, that kind of thing.
I'd be okay if he could just use the guy.
I mean, you're gonna be better than I ever was.
Sam Rill is gonna be the greatest comedian of all time
and there's nothing that's ever gonna stop him.
And then I have a drinking problem.
And they're just like, this guy sucks.
You're like, what was just one special?
Maybe the next special be better, but now I'd be if Ben Simmons could shoot like a decent rookie would be nice
Yeah, I mean just just to be able to just have the confidence. I feel like it's mental man because you see him shoot
It's all mental. It's all mental. And that's when it's like man. That's well if I'm judging by a summer videos
It's because they strapping down with that itchy shirt all day. Yeah
Oh, I said shirt. Oh, he never those videos that come out of him banging threes never
It's also I you know what I hate about this generation of players is with the Instagram
It's like guys used to just like be better now
They're like check out this trailer for what I'm gonna do next. Yeah, and then they show up and they suck
I'm like you fucking cock teased the whole city. Everybody's getting honeydicked.
Everybody's getting honeydicked on everything.
Where they're like, everything has got like
a little sneak peak of like something amazing's coming.
And then it's mediocre.
And then you're like, oh, that thing you hyped up?
There's too much hype.
He's too handsome.
I mean, you can't be a great basketball player
and look like Derek Geter.
Like, it's just too much I asked.
He's up through an ad.
That's probably what it is. He's got the yips because he's just so concentrated on
pussy all the time. Yeah. Oh yeah. And he's rolling in it. Yeah. That's what I don't think
he care. To me, I'd be more humiliated by how it's making him look. No one from players
on down. No one's like, it goes, good man, stick up for yourself.
No, you signed the contract.
That's how you're going to play.
Yeah, you did.
And it's like the city didn't, not even the city, but like the team didn't say like,
you fucking suck, get out of here.
They just like, they asked right questions, right afterwards, that they were like, I
don't know.
I mean, he did almost single hand lead lose the fucking playoffs for this.
Right. He got scared. I mean, that's the thing, Tr something Tray Young like he gets big dicked in the big moment and and Simmons just can't get it up.
It's it's it's it's it's it's stop stop. Don't look at me.
Don't look at me. He asked you before that game seven to Ben Simmons his interview thing where he said he goes
No, I know he goes I gotta go out there and I like put on a show like I gotta like just come and do it and he was his worst
He shot the least and did the and did the absolute least of all games
Would you trade him straight up for Kyrie Irving with Kyrie's bag?
Yeah, Kyrie's baggage is like too much. I don't want to go like that on my team
The filly always gets that guy the fucking problem guy the Torello wins and should they always get that guy
He's so good. I mean guy we go you watch the show and Jackson. We had him twice a problem twice
It was a problem. I'd be fun being a problem
If you're dominant at sport and you can just be a problem like Dan you showed up for turning camp ago
Hey, Dan you threw for over 5,000 yards last season. Only two picks. You're gonna show up turning camp
I go I think I sweet my contract. I can't believe
Watch me look like Antonio Brown didn't I can't believe all's the point of Antonio Brown didn't I can't
but all the disgrace guys to Sean Watson I can't believe he can go to the Eagles.
It's crazy man you know uh Kyrie is like a hot chick it's like Kevin Durant just got to put up
with like a crazy hot chick. Yeah he's like when it's good.
When it's good listening it's don't know Kyrie Irving today they announced right that it's like
unless he gets vaccinated uh he can't be a part of anything right.
He looks like he's just beat you to it.
You know what it's like Kevin Durant and Kyrie were best friends.
It's like when you become roommates with your best friends.
Yeah.
And you see some shit you didn't want to see.
Like dude, I didn't know you're terrible to your girlfriend.
I thought you were hiding it.
You know what I mean?
Or you're like, oh, did you eat the last slice?
You fucking prick.
But Kyrie's crazier than that.
Kyrie's like, you broke my video game system
and then said it never worked.
And he's like, it didn't.
Kevin Durant tube, which by the way got, you know,
got out of the super team, went to a super team one,
everyone hated him, went to the nets, blown me,
and then now he's like, come on, just one minute.
It's almost good for his legacy now,
because if he doesn't have Kyrie, he's like likable again. Yeah. Also his old, old man geography teacher
hair is funny. Yeah, anyone teed that was hard and looks like their villains. Yeah, but I mean,
it's tough because just like as a as a as a fan, man, what have you got hard in? You were like this
close, I feel like Simmons, you didn't want hard in. No. Oh, he's a phenom. I love
hard. No, he's an amazing player for sure. Again, just one of those guys like the person
I he's good to miss games and all kinds of bullshit for nonsense. I want to come in like
you just want a good guy. It's always like it's Al and I ever see what's going to be this
year. They're going to find a gun in his car again or his boys are going to have weed
on whatever it is. He's always some shit every off season you know what's outside you love him kid love him I love I'm just saying like just a guy where it's like
With Ben Simmons, he seemed to not be that guy until this year. Yeah, so basically you're right like your analogy
He's just dealt with trade like Jay as a fan is just dealt with crazy chicks his whole life
And he's like can I just get a girl that knows her dad?
Dude is okay with everything a guy just a straight up. That's what to buy his hair. It's great. Yeah, that's okay with everything. Just a guy, just a straight up. That's what Tobias Harris is great.
Yeah, he's a pro.
He overpaid though.
You overpaid him just to have like a guy.
Just consistency.
It's like buying a woman a $4 million ring
just because she might not pull an iPhone you, you know.
Thanks for not being crazy.
And Danny Green's got comic books all over his arms.
These guys are nerd.
The Seth Carey's married to the coach's daughter.
Yeah, which has got to be,
that's like some Ted Lasso shit. That's weird. It's weird to be that's daughter. Yeah, which has got to be it. That's like some Ted Lasso shit
That's weird. It's weird to be that in house. You don't watch it. No. Oh, it's good. Is it really really funny? It's really good
Heartwarming that's what I keep hearing kind of it keeps me away. Yeah, but yeah, but it gets you it does get you
Oh, you'll soften from it dude. I think violence or
Violence are really weird.
Okay.
Yeah, but everything's violent.
I'm watching Squid Game now and I'm like,
yeah, this is great, but I need like something.
I can't watch this like right before bed.
I can't watch.
It's Korean double dare.
That's all it is, that's all Squid Game is.
Okay, you get those flags, maybe.
Yeah, they're a good shot. Double dare meets parasite. Yeah, that's all it's good game is. Okay, you get those flags, maybe. They're a good shot.
Double dare meets parasite.
It is the fucking wild.
Yeah.
They must think we're such pussies.
Oh yeah.
Korea, it's so dark.
Americans, they can't handle their horror films.
Well, what we do to their movies is just horrible.
It's like crazy movies.
The one, they said they wouldn't even do old boy.
I didn't see it.
They said they wouldn't let an American do it unless they got an actor who was willing to eat the live octopus like the guy does
Yeah, in old boy and then
And then just went when I was Spike Lee yeah, I'll direct and they were like all right you do it every once
Yeah, cool just made like a fine whatever movie, but if you didn't it's fine
If you didn't see the original
but the originals like yeah that movie was crazy I've heard from so many people it's incredible
they did that with a couple of farm there's one called uh funny games yeah I think that's like
there's a British version that is just fucking crazy and then there's an amount they made an American
version directly like stars in it So it's fucked up still,
but it's like the last house in the left remake.
Do you know what I mean?
They made it, they made it R rated where in the 70s,
these movies were questioned,
is this okay?
It's just to be like an adult theater or something.
You know what I mean?
And they'd done that with American,
but they just softened the shit when they're like wild.
American movies have always been like,
kind of softer.
I mean, that's the thing is like,
they had that production code back in the day
where it would almost be cooler movies
because they had to use in New Endo
and like those noirs would almost be like hotter
because the woman would be like,
oh, maybe I'll call you and you'd be like,
oh, that's kind of hot.
Why didn't you move?
Yeah. They really did.
Before, like, that's what's, I think the counter-argument everyone
being like, I want to say whatever I want to say.
It's like, yeah, but sometimes it makes it funnier
when you have to work around something.
Oh, dude, yeah, sometimes.
Like, sometimes, but not always.
Not always, yeah.
Like, not always, but I'm saying there are times where you're like,
some of the silliest words are sexual on your endos from the 50s.
You're like, because they couldn't say fuck.
They couldn't say pussy or dick.
They're just like, oh, well, you know, your old sizzle stick might go
and you're like, that's very funny.
Yeah, hot tuna hot tuna is hilarious.
I mean, I just felt that.
Yeah.
Make a pulse of your fucking veins, dude.
I forget what it hot tuner sing.
Are they on the road again?
Yeah. I thought that was, is that hot tuna? Or what it hot tuna sing are they on the road again? Yeah, I thought that was is it hot tuna? Yeah, or is it hot?
Yeah, it might not be a couple corn
Oh, it's a hot couple corn hot tuna. No, so it's one flounder. Is it steam broccoli?
City hot tuna. Where are you at this way? Are you on the road this week? Springfield, Missouri, in Blue Room.
I haven't taken a weekend off since April.
Why?
I don't know how to say no shit, I don't know.
Are you feeling burnt out?
I don't think I'm burning out.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, so now.
Yeah, you forgot during the pandemic.
I didn't.
We had to take time off.
I had like 13 in a row again.
At one point, that just came up and it just fucking,
it's been.
I'm taking time off and I've two weeks off in November good
That's good. We're a holiday's gonna take that a little slower. I might I'm thinking of it. Yeah, probably will new years is a shit show
Yeah, I know it's a money grab the money grab it is a money grab
But that's how I feel about Valentine's day too. I'm like I'll see how my year isn't like if I need the money
I'll do Valentine's I try to never do Valentine's day
But no one laughs these hard is the hard one to see I did once a
laugh Boston news even it was six and 8 p.m. And I'm like, why doesn't every club do this?
That's pretty great because then you're done
You don't have to I mean we've all done those where you have to like ring in the new year
And you're like you know, you're like Dick Clark and you're like 10 9 just like fucking me. I didn't like to show and I remember I was hosting I was I wasn't host
I was at healing him
Infiliate I just did like that they said do the countdown
It's like 3 2 1 all right up contractually done happy new year. Bye everyone. I put the mic down
I'm like all right about that was it yeah, I fucking I think I'm doing Providence this year are you?
But it's also the whole weekend. Yeah, that's good. Is it on a weekend? Yeah?
So that's what's kind of nice, but it's where they get you
But it's it's always great money. What's can a heat right?
Can't he not even hot tuna hot tuna
Jacob you have to use every time what do you have said about it? I was fucking hate this song. Do you think I was voice? I want to punch him so bad.
Are you worried you're gonna put on hot tune in? We're gonna realize it's better than Pearl Jam dude.
Oh
Are you a pro jam guy? Oh die hard. That's what you walked in on was Jay was saying Coldplay was better than Pearl Jam.
Oh, yeah really tick and lew off.
Yeah, and me right now. Are you a Coldplay guy?
I'm more coldplay than Pearl Jam. Wow. That really pisses lew off. I don't know enough about it any of them, but yeah, I'm your cold play guy. I'm more cold play the Pearl Jam. Wow, that really pisses me
I don't know enough about it any of them, but I mean I'm yeah, yeah, great answer see now. I still love you
Yeah, I know Joe list will be a little more low, but Joe list doesn't like the soprano so fuck him
Yeah, he's an idiot. So there you go. Yeah, we're at the seller and he was breaking that was pronounced
He almost had me turned for a little bit. I was like, no, all right.
I'm on the wall of the sopranos where I'm like, it's fine.
I liked it.
Yeah.
It doesn't like, it didn't like speak to me in a way.
I really, Christine's even said like,
you want to go back.
I've never watched the sopranos.
And I go, I don't even think I watched the first few seasons.
I think I came into it a little late,
but I watched every episode from when I came into it.
Yeah.
Never even thought to go back.
I got where the story was.
Oh, it's worth it, man.
And then I just didn't, and she was like,
let's, you want to do the whole thing?
I'm like, that really?
I'm just going to start a new show.
How bad, how, how bummed out were you
by many saints of Newark?
Oh, dumb and dumb are it was a better prologue.
Yeah.
It really was.
I, I still love David Chase, but like, I mean, it was tough.
If you didn't watch, you have Christine.
How many people say it was great?
Well, have Christine watched many saints
in Newark with you without watching the Sprinter.
What do you think of it?
I thought the movie was, it was fun to watch actors
do impressions of the characters and when they nailed it.
Like the mom, she was great.
She was great.
The acting's good, it's just not a good movie.
It wasn't a good movie.
It was tough. I mean, it's like, I wasn't a good. It's just was taught I mean
It's like I'm such a fan. I'm not usually that hyped for a
Prequel that was your Star Wars. Yeah, it's like that's our extended universe. Yeah, that's right. The sprangles universe
It was just so like heavy-handed at points where it was like uncle Junior says this
Uncle Junior says this
Oh, Malfi, if things are in it. New York my town
Dear goddy got we got to do a watch along with goddy the genre of ultra movie. Oh the terrible. Yeah, I mean Holy is there something like like find me guilty or something?
Please bring up find me guilty. Please look that up. I think it could have been fuck
I don't want to say it was a great director who did it too. Oh that was a funny thing on that
Did you watch that saying that a
Hour to an hour showing that flicks it's called a cliche like movie cliches and whatever it was so good one of them
was a Vin Diesel
Like watching it goes one of the other cliches of movies is watching a funeral from afar
one of the other cliches of movies is watching a funeral from afar.
And he goes and the fast and furious cinematics of the one step further where they go, you see Paul Walker watching
a funeral from afar and Vin Diesel watching Paul Walker watching the funeral
far watching a funeral from afar.
This is find me guilty.
Who directed it?
It was a big time director.
I don't know.
We'll see in the trailer.
I bet that tell you.
Is a goddy movie? I don't know. We'll see in the trailer. I bet they'll tell you. Is it a goddy movie?
I don't know, but I love bad mafia movies.
Never lost the case.
Never lost.
I'm down.
The men you see before you have engaged in all sorts of criminal activities.
With the Goombas, the biggest criminal trial in the US history counts.
At least full prosecutors
tapes
surveillance videos
This movie looks really poorly made except for him you run
Wow, I do so remember this I'm Jacket Denosio. I'm defending myself in this case. I'm gonna be my own lawyer
I'm defending myself in this case. I'm gonna be my own lawyer.
Ah!
I've been in prison for a long time.
I've been in prison for a long time.
Sometimes I think I had to watch the legal experience.
It's just like bad, my cousin Vinny.
What do I need with the lawyers?
It's not just you.
Again, one of you for spitting on the sidewalk and all of you can go down.
Oh, Peter's English.
I'm separating him from the police.
Okay, isn't he a wizard? Yeah, you want a bet?
The Bruno's what you did those guys love me
Oh, did I want to watch this find me guilty?
Do him with a wake I'll offer a deal I'm a knock around I'm a knock around guys guys. Oh, yeah
You know the two best ways in the English
Vin Diesel is
Becoming one of my favorite. He's he surpassed the rock in my mind
Mm-hmm. I don't know with that rock rap. We just listen to it's pretty rough. It's rough the rock rap was really bad
It really so but Vin Diesel but Vin Diesel's got that love music he makes yeah, do you ever listen to the music?
Move it. Well the rocks rap. Yeah you ever listen to the music movie what the rocks wrap?
Yeah, we listen the rocks right heard it. Yeah, you ever hear Vin Diesel's music. No
Christine find that Jay
Vin Diesel has music yeah, just do the reads. Yeah, you know what just how many we got one read to the read Walker
No, we don't we have so many more reads. I don't have any really. I've got two. Why do you have two? I?
Don't know just what you gave me Sydney LeMette director
Sydney LeMette. That's one of the best directors of all time is it
I don't know Phil he did fucking dog day afternoon and network and the verdict and shit
He really yes, he did find me guilty. Yes. Was he was he seen aisle?
He loved the D's dude. He goes fuck I got to work with Vin Diesel
Get me Vin Diesel. I don't want to I worked with the young Pacino. Yeah, I worked with the young fade-down away
This guy's got this stuff put him in a hair piece
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