The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - RIP Jan-Michael Vincent (w/ Mike Finoia, Shuli Egar, Joe DeRosa)

Episode Date: March 18, 2019

Jay and Christine accidentally go to a lice party over the weekend. After a run in in the Sirius XM elevator, the gang finds out the incredible Gary Clark Jr. is a Camper. Jacob gives a heart felt eulogy at the Jan-Michael Vincent Memorial and Joe DeRosa shares a strange sex story on at the live show on the Impractical Joker's Cruise.

You're listening to Comedy Central. Also, be sure to follow us on all social media at the Bonfire SXM. Hi, this is Black Lou, and Monday's Bonfire started off with a very itchy big J and Christine. They had just been to a family birthday party the day before and found out that almost everyone had lice. Although I don't know what that's like because apparently black people don't get lice. Sitting in the dance order chair today, of course, show a favor to everyone. Punch a mic everybody, mic's familiar. Yay! I love it., show favorite everyone, poncho, Mike, everybody, Mike, enjoy it. Yay! I love it. I'll tell you what's up, Mike.

You don't have kids, you don't want kids. No. And I say, stand by that hard. Yeah. Stand by hard. So things are good with the kid. It's not even, it's just the things that come with kids. Lice now, lice is a concern.

Oh, really? I know. You can't wrap your head around that, literally and figuratively. If you had lice on a concern. I know, you can't wrap your head around that, literally and figuratively. If you had lice on your head, it would look like you had white hair. That's it? I was just like an upside down old bean bag.

We went out to my daughter's sisters, Carla's four year old daughter's birthday. Yeah, it's my daughter's sister. Yeah, that was hard for me. Yeah, I'm like, who? who to her birthday yesterday and then today it's I got to call from Carla like Hey, I get checked everyone's got Lice Lobsters are loose so Christine went through my am we're fine, but like it's just what a North deal fucking Lice You know how much cost to get rid of ice? I

Don't know about $300 a kid. $300 a kid? Or $20 do it yourself at home. Two for, you get like two for, two for four? Yeah, and keep your doing it at home, get a terrarium going or something like that. It's a huge pain in the ass. These are my circus lice.

This one's riding a tiny wheelbarrow. Teach him out of shower. Yeah. Look at him. You can't tell right now, but these lights are double dutching. I mean, like you've never seen. I mean flips, handstands. We're in school.

You could have aphids as a pet, which was like a lice that live on a plant. Really? And I was like, why the fuck do I want that? Yeah, look at my hair right now, Mike. Do you see it? They're double dutching. Hang on, we put them in glasses. Your now. Mike. You see it. They're double dutching. I only put on my glasses Your mama wears army boots. Tink don't have always took them off

Tink don't she put them in Scott Tink don't superman Refuse a fat thing down down that's such a Hannah Barbaric cartoon like Like theme it just like zooms into the dogs back and now the hairs are like Sound part of the great thing with that with lifeice. They did a whole Lice episode, just them getting destroyed. Yeah. Was pretty fantastic. Were you ever, did they ever have a Lice outbreak

when you were in school? Yeah, we always got checked. I remember we just got checked all the time. Did you have it in school? I thought one of these black girls had robot legs, by the way, she just wear a knee socks. It wasn't an outbreak I was thinking about that because we used to do the Lice checks in school

where they take the two sticks and they go through all the kids here. I think that would happen when one kid had it. They'd come in and just send, no, they would come in, they would do a Lice check on everybody. So if like one person got it, everybody got checked,

but they wouldn't say it was because somebody got it, they would say that it was just a routine Lice check. I'm pretty sure that was bullshit now when I think about it. If I had a fan of there was an outbreak like that and I was still, if I lived with Isabella, I'm happy that she lives with her mom, because in the middle, while she was sleeping, I would just put kerosene on her head and litter her hair on fire.

Start over. That's not the right way to treat life. But I'll tell you what, there's a guy on the beauty lights, and I don't have to go sitting away in the room somewhere. If I'm with you, dude do that's so gross a buggy I don't know waiting room I'll go I'll go get a metal rake at the ace hardware around the corner and rake her head and then poor fucking That's it all on it

It's shut up shut up stop you're crying. I'm getting the bugs at you your dirty You broke the bug song. I have to fix you because you're dirty. You made your bed your bug head Now go burn down your bedroom That's fucking disgusting drink turpentine your piece of shit. Yeah, I don't care if you're one They kept you they kept you away from kids with lice But if another kid had chicken pox and you didn't have them yet You're like lick their face We're reading get that done fast enough as a kid

Take on why don't you guys try to blow far to each other's but holes Dennis has check-apox. Why didn't you have them mama bird you sandwich? Yeah, you guys want to cuddle and watch a movie I don't care. You're you're little boys your experiments. How old were you when you got chicken pox? um I want to say somewhere in like the 13. Did you get it like to the, that's old. Right, it wasn't it the older you got in the worst they were? Maybe it wasn't that. I'm just trying to think whatever it was,

I was trying to get over them in time to go to the school was doing a ski trip. Oh really? I wanted to go on that ski trip and I went. Did you, were you scabby? Re-scabby J.O.K.R.C. at the time? Probably a little bit scabby, yeah.

But I went, listen, everything until you're not to go at ever, I always just go at. I don't listen to any of that. You talk like scratching. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, If you get to where the spiders are, I'm doing that. Honestly, Jacob's just nodding. He's like, I know, right? The spiders. It's the one drawback, bro. He's like, I thought I had lace. The spiders do suck. I had him so bad, I had him in my throat, like in my throat.

Chicken pox? Yeah, man. I had him real bad. What does he do with this kid? I was making jokes, Mike. I went down on a date. He has, I blew it to the chicken pox. Little Yeah. I blew a dude with chickenpox. Little Jimmy down the block has a chickenpox.

My original go over there and suck them off. I went to brothers, a brother's home. My mom said I have to come here and suck you off. Can you guys pee on my face? Like the pedophile dad's like, why? Can't wait the boy get a taste for the old man. It's a little sip, am I right?

Let's do a two-tier fountain Hey me and the boy are gonna wall-rest husky if you don't mind Jeff kid I can't believe that I thought everybody had him that bad. I had him awful, dude And I'm in my eye like in in like right here. I had a Don Woganowski I like to always I tell you to go the good news is you want to get chicken pox you don't get him again Here's the bad news if you do get him again their shingles, which I heard is one of the most painful things I mom just got that she just got it. Oh my god. You have to like massage your fucking hips and shit Does she look like a slice of pizza without the cheese?

You know what it was is agony. She's agony agony. Yeah, like can't sleep because it's like a it's like one I don't know what it is Thing of the chicken pox gets in your spine. Oh my god stays there and then Be there for decades. Oh my fuck I feel like I have it right now. By the way, so many of chicken pox and their fucking eye in that one picture That's the most disgusting. That's not real scene. What is that? Shingles in the eye I Shingles that's the thing I shingles at the thing.

I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I don't even want to wear these headphones anymore. DJ Loo's definitely got something like that on his body somewhere. Dude? Somewhere. That's disgusting. Hang on, hang on Mike, they're doing their, they're doing their, look at the 615 show now.

Go ahead boys boys give it to Fossy fingers everyone Alright and Yep And Yep, yeah they're out one and all and see my amazing life circus It's right here inside my scalp you have to look close be quiet He's gonna jump. He's gonna dive off the high dive into a glass of water. Poor Isabella and her fucking bug head

Not anymore. It's fixed now, but I mean what are they doing? They find it though. They put a bunch of like a gross shit on her head Probably yeah, it seems like it's a whole prayer was like it was expensive as shit to get rid of it No, there's it's really a treatment what it is is you go through once you see that it's in there You go through the hair piece by piece and you put this chemical shampoo on you leave it on for 10 minutes no more than 10 minutes. Why does Christine know because her and her fucking bridge kid fucking junkie friends you grew up with. The thing that's that once you wash it out you have to go through with a comb and actually like comb the bugs and the eggs out of the air. Bugs and eggs. They're definitely number one that sounds like a tool song. Christine, they're definitely in your bush.

You're gonna be itchy now the rest of the show. Dude, I have been itchy since I was a little bit. They were held down your hair like fucking swat. You got in your bush now. You got French and hard. I mean, I'm passionate. I haven't felt the kind of passion in years. I haven't kissed a fucking dog like that

since middle school. Bugs are gross, I hate bugs. They make me sick. They make me fucking freaked out. I'm still afraid of them We're gonna have to keep checking like every week You have to keep checking over and over again. I don't have to do my Rats with fleas think about that when you go to sleep Bugs me that I'm afraid of cockroaches. I hate that it, they got that, I'll kill it, but. Yeah, me too, I'm the same thing. I mean, that crunch, it goes through my spine.

I'll make, I'll make, I'll make, yeah. I'll make a, ooh, noise. Yeah, yeah. And I'll try to kill it with an entire roll of bounty paper towels. Like my hand would not even be able to, like for me to pick it up, I have to, I have to tilt my hand that much

It's just I mean two centimeters of knuckle bend just to get grip on this thing is how much paper towels involved Jay won't even kill it with a sneaker. He has to chop someone's leg off at the knee I have to kill him with someone else's half shit shin into shoe Hi campers. This is black Lou and on Tuesday show Dan and Jay discussed their newest friend and fan of the show musician Gary Clark Jr. Dude, I'm down there. Gary Clark Jr. who followed me on Instagram. Yeah, so I was like, oh, so he does listen to the show Took a lot of convincing. Yeah, I was like, oh, okay me and the same exact person so I get it Dan did not like it all that I was the initial reach out. No, I was actually more relieved

because I felt bad saying the elevator thing. Remember I told you the next day? You didn't have to feel bad for that. But I was saying when I saw that text, I was like, yes, all right, good, all right. And then, you know, no, but if there's that thing in the area, it's like, I want to carry clothes

in your nail, but he did know who you were. He did, and listen to the show, which is crazy. How can crazy? It's like a lot of boxes check for a friend right there famous black Artistic artistic lives in Austin looks good knows a good taco place in Austin looks great in a tight leather jacket I mean even cooler in a poncho. I mean black and not Mike Fenoya poncho. No. No not Mike Fenoya like real bandito shit cool shit Yeah, not fucking selling fake sage outside of a fish Fucking no, a very Clark Jr. is a Pantrum. It's cool. It was he was wearing it at Bonero. Yeah, I believe Christine

Remind of me that I forgot that we had a picture of us backstage Who both did that? Yeah, I forgot about that It's our boy. Yeah, that was the first time that we became aware of them. You were going over to see them, we walked you out and watched them a lot. Mike Scrofen and I were big fans of them. I am a big fan of them. I love this.

I think he's fucking awesome. Yeah, I'm really good. Fucking sick guitarist. You're I'm really, really good. I know, hard time singing along with it though, you know what I mean? What, and bombs in that track? Oh, well, remember that guy? That catering? Oh, that's where I'm thinking track. Oh, remember that guy? That catering?

Oh, that's where I'm thinking of. Yeah, where there was guitar player, where he was straight bandito. But he was just jacked. Oh, yeah. He's just shirtless under a fucking cool poncho. That looked like what my mom had hung up on our wall on the stairs. You know, we had broken stairs, so you walked up a little and then there was like a wall and you walk back up To get to the second level. Does that make any sense? Yeah, we had like a big blanket that looks like his poncho just on the wall

Look at itchy fucking blanket. You know, it's funny. It's great. He's also cool enough of a of a frontman I mean, I know it's like his name, but you know, he's got a rhythm section obviously a band and When you look that cool when you can draw that much attention just being that much of a performer Yeah, it's nice when you can just hire good musicians and you're not looking for guys necessarily with like Because in a band like this you're always good. I can promise I haven't even looked at the screen yet But in this live performance somewhere in this band. There's a balding white fellow Absolutely, they just showed an older uh... just gonna be an older gentleman

they just some pollock that can fucking nail a sex it's like so good at the sex yeah yeah yeah exactly all you want to know you want to know all the albums this guy's been on he wasn't on the wrecking crew he's on who the wrecking crew look up to like shit like that you've been going for slash yeah

jimmy hatch it something goes Fred Torkelson yeah you guys one more time for sins with Z and also Albert fiscal piano prodigy hello Alexander Hoyberg I'm most proud of my daughter Bethany. She's a seventh grader. Thank you Gary. Woodrow Wilson Middle School. I couldn't ask for a second half of life opportunity more than this. I was content teaching piano in San Antonio. I get to perform with a colored fellow in the middle of the country. That's gonna look good for me in the afterlife. Hey, what's up? I'm Theo, I'm the drummer.

Oh, that guy over there, that's Carl. He does all the organ work. And she's like, that's pretty sexy. He's got the road getting worse. Yeah. Gary and I, you know, we just love turning thoughts and feelings in the songs also that's Alan he does all our arrangements Some fucking nerdy Jewish guy everybody goes and over there on percussion Alan watch a co-ockewitz

Thank you guys I'll be fly fishing in Utah on two weeks. That's where I really thrive. I bring five shirts on tour Different colors of the same polo shirt. Oh, I'm in it for the Mary out miles Like a real fucking just a manch just a nice guy playing the fucking All these bands have to have one. That's why your lead singer's gonna be so cool so cool we're gonna carry that weight so you're fucking back in session their dorks must be dork enough that the guitar player gonna wear a poncho yeah yeah they're like you're like yeah guys draw the eyes draw the eyes guitar Gary awesome guy in a poncho take

all the heat away from our fucking bass player because they got to be awesome. It's cool looking. I got to be honest with you. Boris Stoolbender back there. You know, start making people think we're not that cool. This is how smart Gary is. They put sunglasses on there. Fucking so it kind of blends in. They're dark. Yeah, the dark on the dark musician. They're band they put sunglasses on. It's like I want to hear Gary Clark. This is like this guy that was because it will be like, Sean Penn at the Oscars. Yeah, he's gonna go,

Jude Law, I guess one of the great actors. I mean, you can go, no, I mean, I joke the side guys. Now, that's a funny big guy you're doing, but Colin is one of the greatest players. Yeah, Steven Dorsey is actually one of the finest guitar players. Then putting sunglasses on him,

it's like with the stuffed animals around ET. You just like go through the band Like cool lead singer awesome drummer whoa Gary Clark man that guy so Look at a wacky drummer man that drummer looks crazy to guy from cream Yeah, but who the guy in a point is what the fuck guy in a poncho? the guy from cream yeah, who the guy in a point is what the fuck guy in a poncho Jerry rafferty looks like he has Down syndrome and has no charisma performing that's why the sacks guy ring the heat man. Yeah, that performance that performance that's the only one on YouTube ever take for also a Baker Street. It's fucking there's a reversal like the stones the stones when they do can't can't hear me

No, I can Bobby keys on saxphones like a fat Texas dude that fucking whales No, you could do that Elton John had a percussionist that was out of this world You need a door. You need you need somebody in there is gonna fucking get pulled down Yeah, that's a long well. You need 90% cool, 10% just dork, just in it. Yeah. Hi, it's Black Lou again, and Wednesday marked a very special bonfire. As Jacob paid tribute to his childhood TV hero, Jan Michael Vincent, RIP Aeroleaf. Jan, the first time I saw you, I was just a little boy in a movie theater in Queens.

The film was hooper and I was excited to see one of my movie heroes, Bert Reynolds. How ironic, I think the first time I saw you in that film, you were jumping out of a helicopter. You played stuntman ski, and on that jump, you landed square in the middle of my consciousness. You had leading man good looks, you were a heart throb. You could act alongside the best of them. John Wayne, Charles Bronson, Rock Hudson, and Bert. One of your first breakthrough roles came in 1978 in the cult-serving movie classic Big Wednesday.

But for me, the biggest impression you made was as the solemn, tortured, gifted helicopter pilot, Stringfellow Hawk on TV's Airwolf. Airwolf was more than a futuristic aircraft. It was a dragon, a mythical beast that spit bullets instead of fire, and had a terrible bootst button and rotors instead of wings. It was a dangerous creature to be respected and you, along with your trusted co-pilot, Dom, were the only two worthy enough to tame the beast. You used airwulf for good and Jan, you were good. No, you were the best. I was too old to care so much about a TV show, I guess. I didn't get girls.

My friends couldn't stand talking to me, because all I did was talk about air wolf. But I didn't care. If no one else got it, then so be it. You did a lot of coke. And you drank a lot of booze. You lost an eye, you lost a leg, but you never lost your cool. I know that you hit the turbo boost button to heaven. And I know Dom has met you at the pearly gates in a Santini air jumpsuit. And, I know that God Himself has asked you to put your jumpsuit back on and go fly missions

and solve crimes in heaven forever. Rest in peace, Jen. Put your demons aside now. You've earned it. And while you're up there, please, say a little bird for me, Jacob. It was beautiful. It was beautiful. Everybody has moved on. Gone, but I've forgotten everybody. Jan Michael Vincent, Jan Michael Vincent, Reston peace July 15th, 1945, February 10th, 2019, only made anyone

else aware somewhere in the middle of March. Jan Mugglevins. Jan Mugglevins. Learned about him very recently. I mean, that body had to smell bad when they found it. I mean, they find it late. Was he so removed from everybody that they found it late? I don't know.

Off the grid. He must have been Off the grid. He must have been off the grid, right? Yeah. So that February 10th, we heard about this very recently. Very recently. Jacob, do you feel like that brought you some closure? I do.

And I'm, I wanted to say this for the last few days. You weren't here on Monday. I wasn't. I'm sorry. I can't be there for you when you were struggling with grief. Yeah. I know the difficult time. Bonfire. You got to pay the bills. And we wanted to do this yesterday, but you know,

the film cruising. Well, we've had to sit Shiva with our curtains closed. And this has been a very emotional moment. Black Lou and DJ Lou brought out ties. Yeah. I want to thank them both. Christine brought out a veil. Or you Christine looks beautiful. Or she's just lost her shit He goes why you look really great Christine I've never thought you were so attractive. I can't see you really you really blend into the wall there Oh, Christine you look great like a Muslim bitch. You know how to keep her in line. Oh, yeah I was hot And joining us back on the show. Shule Edgar. What's up? applause, hi. Yeah.

And joining us back on the show, Shule Edgar, what's up, yeah. Yeah. It's a guard, but it's all right, then. I like that. I was a guard, yeah, I fucked that up. You would hear me, what you'd fuck up to that point?

Yeah, why you? Everybody always thrown a D in it for years. That seems like the one that would probably be the most common mistake. Yeah, yeah. See, so it's not so common, but I'm still an asshole. And Kike, that's the other one. Who's the team to get tossed out?

Able to club that one up quite a bit. Can I ask? Can I ask Jacob a serious question? Because I'm curious, how long do you cry when you hear the news? I heard it. It works. I kind of had to hold it together. You punched the wall and walked out.

Everyone in my brother texted me say, he was breaking the news to me like, like a family member sitting down. Jacob, did you walk into the bathroom and then walk into a stall and then fall apart? Quiet. Scream no. Yeah.

Do the product solve? My brother saw me in full douche mode. I mean, when the show was on. Yeah. So he knows. It's exciting about me. He watched the can't, they can't do this moment. Was he there for that they can't do this? Full-Douche mode one I mean when the show was on yeah, so he knows He watched the can't you they can't do this moment was either for that they can't do this. Oh Unfortunately, all my mom was there for that brunt of that

Let me tell you a temper tantrum Julie when the show was canceled. I gotta tell you this I Was born in Israel, okay. I am hard-cored you. Yeah, I've seen a lot of Yomacas in my day. Did you name been shortened down from Edgar Berg? Yes. I've never seen Yomaca with an air wolf patch attached to it. And by the way, accompanied with an air wolf shirt. So this isn't like a, you can't run to a store and buy these things today. Yeah, he's not a bandwagon jumper. No, he's not. He didn't get on it for the sympathy. I mentioned air wolf on the show, I believe, once as a reference to something making a joke. Yeah. And Jacob opened up about his love of the show,

and it's real deal. The fans of the show, the campers sent Jacob a real pilot script of the like in a leather bound. Kate, like, there's an original. Have you guys done this script on the show. Yeah, no Different do alive people would rather hear it on the radio with lose magic Listen, well guess what we're casting I'm wearing the casting process

I think Julie could pop up in the fucking air will file it I did let me tell you the first time I saw it was super. Yeah. Yeah. My favorite movies and then well Jacob you would be the train wreck. I'm telling you I hadn't heard from him in years air wolves canceled and then all of a sudden he's a guest on the Howard Stern show. Yeah. And a disaster. He was falling apart at that point. Yeah. He got into a major accident. I think it was the early 90s when he came on that early 90s And he held on until 2019 you got a fucking gift credit where it is do he looked like he was two thousand and 19 years old Imagine that when he looks gasped in the first round, but he get he hangs in all 12

I was hanging in there just ho I thought he was gonna turn to a werewolf eventually. Yeah, it was where he was headed 93 he's running on fumes and he's been lasting that he's like he's still that all right is the manure of human being yeah he managed to move jam to the 2019 finally that's what an acca be thought that J M V would only last one night and he lasted 26 more years. No, when I saw Jacob the gear and he made Yamacas, and I'm like, there's a program. There's a program.

And I'm calling. I mean, this is an extensive program. And we'll put up. I'm in credit too. Yeah, Blackloo helped out. We'll put it up at the bonfire. I'm in trouble. Brother Blackloo.

It's a funeral. Show your respect. Brother Blackloo, thank you for the work. We've all been in that that situation where you're looking somewhere you're going. Are they fucking with me? Or are they real? Yeah, and that's why I'm like a J I'm going. I feel like I'm being pranked No, I'll tell you that it's a my when we had a pardon me for saying schfata in here making the program Yeah, I think to throw you. Yeah, when Jacob naturally reacted to Errol and I saw the natural reaction, I knew it wasn't bullshit. You know what I mean? It's like he gave this up all the way. There's this total total. I love Errol. And you're

like, you really do. I felt that come off. The fans, the fans online were presenting it with a real like, is somebody with Jacob right now? Anybody got eyes on Jacob? I more DMs and tweets about that than when that you fucked up your neck, jump it when he mentioned air wolf. You're a big sprung out of this thing. They didn't, they weren't kidding. Some of those campers that were the listeners that were like reaching out. We're not kidding when they were like,

Hey, is Jacob like cool? Like, is he or does anybody at least just see if he's okay? I walk into Jacob's apartment. This is him and his underwear carrying a bottle of whiskey, and he goes, what's the point? What's the final point? Jacob's a passionate man, which I envy us of in so many ways.

Very passionate. I saw that NASCAR video. That's, I mean, that was the exact thing I was gonna bring up in the NASCAR. Now, I love my teams, and I'll even like jump up and get excited, but I get it. I thought it was hidden,

Jacob in the gut in a different way. That you've never felt passionate about before. I'm pretty passionate about my sport. That's the actual audio, which is awesome. I'm pretty passionate about my sports teams, but that sounds like a bird hunting bird. Listen to that and tell me you've been that passionate about your sport. No, no way, dude. You're right. I'm a piece of shit. Yeah Now Right I'm a shit I was gonna get I still might get an Eagles logo tattooed on my body and still it's not that

You haven't earned Dan I a huge wrestling fence we've never screamed like that's beyond a road Dan and I are huge wrestling fans. We've never screamed like that. That's beyond a roadward. At a live event. But Dan does have dude love tattooed on his back. Oh yeah. I got all three.

I have him as mankind, cactus, jack and dude love. My whole back's Mick Foley. I hold myself. It's beautiful to have a passion for something like that. Especially it was, it's an individual sport. It's racing. Yeah. It's a team.

But you have to pick your favorite person based off of something besides the default location where you're from. Right, right, right. Now I know there's some crazy outliers out there. Just lunatics in the world who will be from, I don't know, somewhere in New Jersey and die hard root for a team from Dallas, Texas.

Sure, that's crazy. Let's see. We all acknowledge that's a crazy thing to do. But I grew up in Denver at number 49ers, man. Because your dad fucking went there so we can live without shoes. Yeah, that's crazy. We all acknowledge that's a crazy thing to be born. But I grew up in Denver at number 49ers, man. Because your dad fucking went there so we can live without shoes. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

That's where he could get away. That's where he could be, that's where he could be the most. Hi, this is DJ Liu. And this week on the Lost at Sea Tapes, the bonfire is on the impractical Joker's cruise in front of a live audience with guests Salvo Kano Nate Bargazzi Joe D'Rosa and Bobby Kelly. It's hilarious. Enjoy

Joining us on the impractical jokers crews. We got Joe D'Rosa Bobby Kelly Nate Bargazzi and Salvo Kano I Know for a fact D'Rosa D'Rosa is kind of fantastic when I love, if I probably have to remind you of it. What's that, sir? You have a great one of a girl talking like crazy while you're, oh, oh, oh, yeah.

The first, okay, so the Montreal comedy, just for last comedy festival, Montreal is a really big comedy festival and it's worldwide, everybody comes in for it. And they picked you and there wasn't that many people they picked and you went there. Yeah, I'll say people, everybody comes in for it. And they picked you, and there wasn't that many people they picked, and you went there. Yeah, and I'll say people, you only get one shot. You don't miss your chance to go up.

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. No, but it was my first ever Montreal, so I was very excited, you know, and I wasn't very schooled in comedy or meeting women through comedy. And it was like one of the first times ever, I met a reporter reporter and she liked me and I ended up having sex.

I felt like- Will you lowest-lander? Yeah, you were her Superman? I felt like a fucking superhero. It was the first time I'd ever hooked up from comedy. And while we were having sex in my room, she goes like this, I was on tower, and she goes, she goes, joe joe, Jo, Jo is fucking me!

Yeah, I was like, is it always like this when you have six? How did you respond? Yes, I am! I gotta be honest, I curled up a little bit. I didn't know what to say back to that. I didn't say anything. Why was it too much pizzazz? Was it too much cheerleading? It's fucking odd! I don't know what it's like!

It's like fucking so encouraging. Joe is fucking mad. It's, it's, it isn't encouraging, but it's too much of just a demonstrative fact. I, I wanted to be like, on the bed in the hotel room. In Montreal, Canada, a prestigious festival that happens yearly. It did many, many audition. You actually get the call.

Several rounds of callbacks. It's a real big deal. The highest bar is five. It's pretty much your how do you do to the industry? Oh, you think you want a pod for the article? Are you going to the variety top 10 comments for the hotline's party? My website's joe de rosa.com

Hey, good to see you. It's how Icom I get done and she goes, it's how I do all my interviews. And he goes, you're good. You're real good. Oh, shit. Yeah, it didn't help that she said it literally in the coming to the stage voice. Yeah, yeah.

Like, when I came to show that, the show is fucking me. She pulls us, she stops the tape recorder. She's like, and now we're off the record. Oh, yeah. You see this guy in my mouth and my asshole. Now coming to the pussy, Joe D'Aroza is fucking me. You know him from some light hand-work in the elevator.

So I'm not care-sing. He suckered my teeth about the fuck my pussy! Get out of here! Dude, that's gonna make me laugh on the plane ride back to New York to sing it up to where he can be. I'm doing that to my wife when I fuck her next time. Get the fuck out of here! Jouderosa! Jou Darosa's not fucking you!

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